Bad Friends - Marge and Barbara's Clam Chowder

Episode Date: December 8, 2025

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Happy holidays. Happy holiday. What are you doing? Don't eat on camera because it's bad for the sound. Bobby, you need new jokes. Go ahead, Andres. Say what you want to say. I have only wanted to say that I don't like Bobby.

I hate him and I'm running to quit for years. I don't like Rudy either because I, me, Andres Rosed, don't like brown people at all. I'm pro-ice. Andreso Zende, pro-ice. I'm totally against ice, man, because I'm liberal-

Why are you talking to you? Free Palestine. I'm McCone, free Palestine, man. What's going on to be ice stuff, man? You know, because I'm on the right side of history. People don't know, but secretly, I beat my wife. I'm Andresor Zende.

I beat my wife. Yeah. Why don't you tell us what's going on with you, Rudy? You're a pod traitor. Bacone. You're the worst. You're not my boss. Andrew's my boss.

You shut up. Your dad died? Oh, I'm sorry. Jesus Christ, dude. That's real. That is crazy. We're supposed to be in character. You two are bad friends.

Who are these two idiots? A white dude and an Asian dude. You two are disgusting. You two or something. We're bad friends. Do la la la da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da. It's rosa lia. Hello. You know what I'm doing?

Because she does, knows nothing about music. And what do you mean? Because today I woke up and she's playing her like, you know what I mean? It's not. It's Rosalia. Whatever it is. Japanese Spanish. Spanish. You know, I'm listening to this stuff, right?

And I go, do you know the history of music? And she goes, I'm open. Right, so I'm going to make her a playlist. Yeah. Of things that I like throughout history. Okay. But can you listen to her too? Yeah, I already, that's her?

Yeah. Now you like her. I like her a lot. Yeah. Yeah, I like her eyebrows. How does she do that with her? Is that like she shaves them like that? Yeah.

There's a worm on her head. Is that a worm? That's what the kids are. That's her trademark. Oh, it is? Okay. Yeah, she Hispanic? Spanish.

Yeah, Spanish. That's Hispanic. What do you mean? From Spain. Oh, you call the line. You're drawing the line again. Wait a minute. She's Hispanic.

Yeah. Is that not true? No, it's true. But different than the other kind of Hispanic. Hispanic means speak Spanish, so yes. Okay. Yeah. People from Spain are considered Hispanic.

Yeah. But not Latino. Not Latino. Latino. Yeah, Latinos. As we know. are the true Americans. The true Americans.

Yeah. That's a Latino right there. Yeah. Actually, you're Latin X because you're being excommunicated from this podcast pretty soon. What I do? Here's what Latina... I was in the hospital this week.

Here's what Latinos are like, my dad's a doctor. I'm going to get into comedy. I'm 40 years later. Glory hole. My dad went to medical school and began a doctor. I'm going to go to glory holes, have prostitutes, do drugs.

You're a drug addict. You got lucky to me. You are so lucky. You were born. to be famous in the 90s? You are so lucky. How am I lucky? If you were born in 1987,

you'd be, like, working at a laundromat right now. What if he was born in, like, what if he was born in, like, the 90s? What do you think his career would be? He would have tried to be a writer on Parks and Rec and never would have happened. Whoa! At best, he'd be Haimeh, at best.

Whoa! Slam! You're fired! This is slam fest 2025 Is this just that personally, huh? Yeah, I had to fight back on that Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm still here

There's a lot of people who are funnier than me That are doing nothing in L.A. now I would argue there's nobody funnier than you How about that? Yeah, I think you're one of the most talented people in Los Angeles. The reason why I made fun of you Is because I respect your talent

Right? Manipulate, bro. It's emotional abuse. That's emotional abuse. Now. You know what you sound like right now? What? A truck backing up.

Beep. Beep. No, dude. I'm not beeping, dude. Well, then go forward. Well, no, you're not. You just backed out. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Hit hard. Is it not true? I'm just getting facts. All right. Is it not true, right? That your father's a physician. That, yes, Your Honor, that's true. Was.

Okay, good. Was, isn't he retired now? No, he's, like, barely older than Bobby. Yeah. Okay, that's another slam. That's fine. That's fine. Is he single?

Uh, kind of sometimes. Will you slow down? Slow down. What are you in heat right now? Relax. Yeah, yeah. I was asking. Step mom.

Yeah. Dude, how funny if she became Carlos' stepmom. What are the funniest things on earth? I would just have, you know what I mean, a jacket bomb at the wedding, and I would just pull everyone dies. Oh, Kida. Is that your closer?

Jacket bomb? Yeah. Anyway, so let's go back to Kora, okay. Yeah. Your dad's not a physician. He is. He is, right? Yeah.

A very highly respected one. Correct. Correct. What kind of physician is he? Cancer. Cancer. The merchant. That cancer surgeon

That's incredible And he still smokes, right? No, he doesn't Oh, that's top That's top doctor Cancer surgeon? Yeah I don't even know if there's someone

Above him I know Man who owns hospital Who's above that guy? That guy Yeah, yeah A man who owns hospital So respect to this and that

Went to how many years of school You're like the dentist Of that world Yeah Yeah Dude Orthodontist for junior high kids Are you saying

He's like a dental hygienist He's not even a dentist Is that we're trying Very mid-level Damn. Yeah. By the way, shout out to my dental hygienist.

What are you? You watch the tables in the lobby? In comedy? Yeah. I'm like the assistant or something. Okay. In the OR. Okay.

Yeah, I'm doing. You know what? I can't wait for my special to come out and prove you wrong. Oh, here we go. This is going to be the whole motto all 2026. When it comes out, you'll see all the reviews. Yeah, yeah. Some people might not like it, but I'm just saying, you know what I mean?

You're against me. Yeah, you're against me. No, this. He's against me, dude. You're making a false ghost. in front of you to chase. Andrew! Is he against me?

Andrew! When the attack before, right? Yeah. Was truths. Oh, only truths. Yeah, yeah. And so it's like, I don't think that I was, you know, I mean, I think you're a very complex, dynamic, artistic guy. Right?

That script that you wrote was fucking amazing. The one you didn't read it? I did read it. Oh, yeah, Andrew read it. No, I read it too. Oh, I didn't know you read it. Yeah, I loved it. Why did I tell Abby I like this?

Oh, yeah, that's right. wrong. Okay. So what I'm saying is that I think that you're talented. Thank you. Right? But you're telling everyone that I'm like a loser. No, I didn't say that. I didn't say that. I didn't say that. That's so unrealistic. What I was saying is that it was more toward Andres because of the Latino thing. No, let's get it here. Stop backing up the truck. All right. I came in a little hot. I'm sorry. But I'll be honest with you. Your knives are so sharp today. I don't think I've seen you this keen What is it? You went to the hospital?

On Monday night I went to the hospital and I've been in my place for like two hours. How come I didn't get a phone call? What's going on? I didn't want to stress you out. What happened? What's going on? Acting concern.

Yeah. Okay. Thank you. Just give me a second. You can't even fake. I can fake it. And three, two, one. What is it going on? He laughed. Ready? One more day.

One, two, three. What's going on? I got a stomach virus and I was... Shut the fuck up You're ruining the moment I have health insurance I can go to the hospital

Did you eat something bad? Yeah, I think I did And it fucked me up And I had to go get IVs all night Are we talking like blood and stool again? No, it wasn't blood Nope, all right Yeah

Public comment Let me tell you something I was embarrassed We're on a buddy system on this show Everyone has to call someone When something happens We're on a buddy system So never again

Exactly We have to Buddy system Yeah I've always said that. Yeah. We're on a buddy system, dude. How are you?

You're embarrassed? What's going on? You were embarrassed? Yeah, it was... Why were you embarrassed? He's going to the hospital every week. Yeah, I didn't want you to think I was up to no good. What is going on with you?

Healthwise, we've got to fix that, no? I think I'm too thin and I don't eat enough, so when I get sick, it fucks me up and... And you're wearing Amish clothing? Where do you get that shirt? That's an old umpire in the 40s. What do you... Do you work in Zanadu? Like, what do you get that shit?

McCone loved this. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Don't ever wear that again. That shirt is what? It's what? It's not fire. We don't say that word on the show anymore.

Yeah, yeah. It's Anderson Cooper. Yeah, yeah. That's not Anderson Cooper. That's otherworldly. That's Jake Trapper or whatever. Yeah, Gigtapper. I gotta tell you something.

You gotta call buddy system, but you do need to get your health in check. Yeah, I've been eating a lot. Brother, you gotta wake up, take a walk, get something to eat, get your system back. I mean, exercise, I think. I think I definitely want you to do, but you gotta eat, you gotta eat, dog. I know, I gotta live more like Andrew and not like Bob. No, no, no, no, no, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not listening. You're projecting on what you would do in this situation.

You're not listening. I'm not saying, I'm the, I don't know, I'm not saying I know better. I'm saying, but for you, as your friend, you do have to eat better. You do have to like, you've got to change your diet. You can't eat fucking once every other day. Yeah, that's how I eat. Yeah, that's not. I have air one smoothies and I chill.

Dude, that's not good. No, I'm not depressed I like my life You're afraid of getting fatter and older You're afraid of turning into Andres Older than me as a hot wife Older, yeah, has a hot wife Has a beautiful child

I kind of want to be like Andres one day Got new hair I mean everything is working God damn Well so this so maybe it's being in the booth booth with him that's like fucking you up Oh should we move you out of the booth And get your own section

I could Because Andres is thriving He really is Yeah yeah He's grown into I don't look at like a porg anymore. What do you look at them at now?

Like the baby version of the state puff marshmallow cuteest thing on earth. Yeah, it's the cutest thing on earth. You know what I mean? Thank you. Yeah. My favorite thing is when your glasses fog.

That's probably one of the my favorite. His eyes sweat. I don't know eyes could sweat. I have never seen that before. That's great. I thought that was only Cambodians. Speaking to Cambodians, Rudy Jules is back in the studio.

Thank God. Everybody. And you know who else she brought? Who'd she bring? Her mom, but let's get her later. We'll get her later. That's fine. Your mommy's here.

Your mom's here. Are you excited to see your mommy here? They live together. They live at my house. No, I mean, here in the studio. Here in the studio. Yeah. Yeah, but she's scared.

Shouldn't be. Shouldn't be. Yeah, she should. Should be. Yeah, because I know things. Scared to me? Hell yeah. Have you met her?

No. Yeah, I think, didn't I meet her once? I don't think so. Yeah, I have to limit my brown people that I meet every year. I think I'm up to like seven. I might be at the roof. Yeah, you're at the roof. You're too too much, I think.

Two, too over? Yeah, yeah. You got to cut two of them out. not be one of them. No. Of course, thank you. You're not brown, buddy. I'm not? Yellow. You're actually more, you know what you are? You know what you are? Because of your new health, newfound health and body style. Yeah. I think you're more like your ombre. I'm Hispanic now. No, not an ombre. An ombre. Ambre means like the color that like changes into another one, right? I like, umbrae like hair. Like you shift colors. You're not all one unified color. Thank you. Thank you.

Like a mixed person 100% You're ambre By the way We should call mixed people Ambrés now Yeah Before we bring in

Your mom Okay How's it going Good Interesting Came with a fire Huh She brought the heat

She's out on prow Well here's what she's also doing She's on every other podcast On earth No I'm not Yeah you are Oh really The cute young handsome guy

Who's the young handsome guy Zach Justice You're with that fucking Mega babe I see you with that guy All the time How many times Have you done it with him

Maybe like 12 times Okay Yeah Tras Tuesdays how many Weekly Weekly Yeah weekly Not weekly

A lot Sometimes she pops in a belly Sometimes yeah Yeah yeah But that's like a family Podcast So is this Yeah

And this is your original family Now you went off You know what This is what happened You got to college Just like all these little brats do And you abandon your original family That grew you

That nurtured you The ones that raised you That cared about you And you floated off to a cool family to hot sack justice. No, I didn't. Yeah, you changed. You changed.

You changed. You changed. Bobby told me to do it. So I said I'll do it. What? No, he did it. No, he did it. You were on call when we.

I'm your lawyer. He's your lawyer. Okay. I was just like, pump it up. Yeah. You know what I mean? She deserves more. Pump it up.

I don't know the fucking lingua. Yeah, no, pump up. That's solid legal. Pump up the jam, you know what I mean? Yeah. What's been going on with you? Life's good? She's been.

Going on dates, you drove all the way to what? Redondo, where'd you go to? Laguna. Laguna to meet the guy that you like. Yeah. Yeah. Handsome young, half African American boy. Yeah.

Is he a surfer? He's learning. Yeah. You like that guy. He's cute. He's like a... Pull up a photo. No!

Yeah. I don't want. He's like a Jade and Smith kind of a... Oh. You know what of those? Archie. Artcy, yeah, yeah. There he is.

I don't know. There he is, you're right there. Is that Leonard Robinson? Who is that? That's like Tierra Henri. Wow, look at that. But you like the surf life. You like guys that are beach guys.

It's too beachy where they're just like so dumb and like white. No, when you went on a date with them recently, where did you guys go? You went to the beach. Okay. So he's a beach guy. Yeah. Do you think that like black surfers talk like this? I have met a couple black surfers.

I mean, I know a couple black skaters that talk like that. They're very like, what up, doc? Yeah, what's up, dude? What's up, bro? Yeah, I love that. Yeah, fuck. You're gonna fucking hit Shred the Nardog? Yeah, dude.

I just did a laser flip dude off the bank, dude. Are you fucking tripping right now, dude? No, I did, dude. I gnawleyed it, dude. You didn't hard flip Cove Avenue, dude. I didn't hardclip. I said, I laser flip it. Yeah, but I hard flipped it, dog.

So come see about me. Oh, you did a hard flip at Cove? First of all, dude, first trick at Cove. I was one that broke Cove. Bro, dude. Everybody knows Cody broke Cove. Dude, dude, dude, check out my Baker video, dude. Your Baker session is so weak, dude.

Chris Cole just said it was fucking dope, dude. I'll call him right now. I'll call him right now. First of all, okay, what year did you do that, dude, when you hard-flip the bank, then? 88, dude, everybody knows. Oh, fuck, I remember that. That was sick. Sick, thank you.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. My guy. Yeah, you did that for zero skateboards, dude, when you were signed by them, right? I was signed by zero and I got dropped. And I don't want to bring it up because you're being a fucking punk-ass bitch. Yeah, dude, how come you're not signed now, dude? Aren't you still riding flow? I heard you're riding flow.

No, you're not, dude. I'm buzzed by flow, you know, me? Killer wheels. No, you're riding flow. Yeah, yeah. You're getting floated for shit Dope trucks, dude They gave me four new trucks, dude

Okay, dude All right, dude And also, I'm still kind of like Co-sponsored by Baker Kind of Something, some... How about this, dude? I saw your fucking board in Pacific Sunware.

Oh, you're sick, dude. I told him... I told him to yank that board from Pacific Sunrower, dude. Yeah, I know it is, dude. But you know what, dude? It's selling well, dude. Would be, dude,

hack, sell out farting... Oh, where's your board, dude? What, dude? Oh. Yeah. I just forgot to tell you. What? I wanted to take a picture.

I met Yuki Sonoda yesterday. Oh my God. Who is that? Seriously? Yeah, I don't know. Oh, my God. One of the greatest F1 drivers in... Oh, fuck.

I met... You know that stereotype that Asians can't drive? Look at this man. He's crashed three times this year. Really? No, no, no. He's literally one of the best F1 drivers in the planet. Yeah.

And I'm not kidding when I say this, 120 max pounds. Look at how much he weighs. They are all tiny, tiny men. I didn't know they were that small. Like jockeys in a way. 119. I said 120.

I'm heavier than him. You're bigger than him. That's crazy. That's crazy. These guys... That's him? That's him again with an NBA player. Yeah, with Porzingis.

Whoa, whoa, wait. That looks like a fucking... That's me and Brad Williams. That's insane. So how tall is he? The tall guy? 7.3. 7.3.

And then Yuki is how tall? 5.3. Oh, wow. So I would look like that in front of it. 100%. You and Yuki would be, could see eye to eye. Dude, me? I'm not kidding.

You're almost the exact same height because I went to... I'm taller than Yuki. Well, I saw him from behind. I almost hugged him thinking it was you. Oh. This guy's the fucking man though. Did you say hi to him? Yeah, but I was nervous because like he's...

Like, it's so funny. I don't know enough about F1. All right, so I'm Yuki. What happened? Yeah, you are. Tomorrow, I have to... No, no, no, no, no. Give me the voice.

It's not guttural. It's high-pitched. Because he's... Tomato, I have to... That's good. Tomorrow I have to do the F-1 race around Nashville. Race. It's in Vegas.

Exactly. God, I hope he doesn't see this. Go ahead. I'm going to interrupt me? I'm letting you fly, you know. Anyway, the carburetor in my engine, you're not good. What's wrong with your... Let's start this the right way.

Okay, I don't know the fucking terminology. Hey, Yuki, I'm a huge fan. I just want to say good luck this weekend. I love you too. Oh. Yeah, I love cocoon. Oh, the movie cocoon. Yeah, yeah, Apollo 13.

Love. Great director, you. Oh. Very good director. Rahawa, why? Yes, I am running out. Rahawa, yeah. Your wife, your daughter, Bryce? Dallas, yeah.

Yeah. Very good. Yeah, she's from Dallas? No, she's not from Dallas. Oh, why Dallas? It's where JFK got shot. Oh, that's my favorite assassination. Me too.

Yeah, yeah, very good, very good one, right? Because who did it? No one, no, right? But let me ask you something, right? Where was your daughter born? Where? Yeah. She was born in L.A.

Why not Bryce L.A. Howard, then. My dad, this is so arbitrary and, you know what I mean? Like, what the fuck? You're around around here. Well, it's one of my favorite cities in the United States. Oh, why? Because of the JFK? JFK shooting.

I tell you know why it's good. Huh? I tell you know why I go. I'm sorry? Yeah. Baby doll strip club here. Oh, baby doll. Yeah.

I love babies. It was good. Very good. Oh, good boy. Yeah. I like roast beef. I'd like leave the party now. What?

Goodbye. No, stay with me. No, please, God. I want to talk about Apollotto team. But seriously. Yeah. Seriously about it. Yes.

Yeah, yeah. How was to direct Kevin Beko? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Tomahango. Hmm. Tamahanko.

Tamahako. Yeah, Tomahako, very good. You never, when he did, you know, I don't know how to run. Oh, Tom Hay. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. What that movie called, what I did it? Forest Gump. Forest City can't come.

Yeah, Ford City. Yeah, very good, very, I don't know, you know, and you got the leg, clamp. Yeah. Ping, ping, ping, ping, pong. Yes. Yeah, yeah, very good. You know what I mean? No?

Yeah. You didn't direct that, though. Did not do that. No, I know who direct. Who? Who. Who? Yeah, Mr. Zamekis.

Yeah, yeah. Oh, that's how you said. Zamekis. Zamekis. Yeah. Anyway, what are you working on now? I am working on Shrek 5. Oh, I love with Shrek Kwa.

Thank you. Yeah, very good, very good. You do the donkey? Do the impression of the donkey? You do first, I do second. I never see movie. Come on, come on, Shrek. Oh, come on you, go Shrek.

Pretty good. Very good, right? Yeah, we cast you. Because we have donkey in Japan. You do? Yeah. Japanese? You are. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Me and the donkey. You have a lot of donkey. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And what do you do with them? Raman, you know Raman? I love Raman.

Yeah, we will put donkey ramen. Oh, you never had donkey ramen? No. Oh, it's very good, very good, very good. After that, I did donkey ramen, I go do, dung, too, around the track. And you drive faster. Yeah, yeah, the carburetor and it because combustion, very good. Very good. Yeah, bye. Bye. Bye. Okay. I got to tell you. Yeah. like I was back in Mad TV. Like you were going. The most racist. You were going for it.

That's what you used to do on Mad TV. Some of it, yeah. I loved it. Yeah, yeah. That's when you just put your foot on the gas and let it rip. Yeah, yeah. I think I took my people back

about 100 years. Maybe two or three. A couple hundred. I feel bad about it. No, worth it. I'm just doing an impression of what I think the guy sounds like. Yeah, he does not.

But yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, so I'm you, you're the guy. I'm you, you're me. Yeah, yeah. All right. Well, can I, I got to play you, right? Yeah, you'd be me. I knew it.

Let me do it, though. Yeah, go ahead. Taylor, very good, very good, Taylor. Let me do it, right? Travis, huh? Wow, oh, Yuki, big fan. Thank you very much. Whoa, man.

Didn't know you didn't have an accent. That's a little racist. I was born in Dallas. Oh, you were? Yeah. Wow. Yeah. All right, bye, Taylor.

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What? You're not going to be able to see it because my album's fucked up. Hmm. But there's not a better way to say. I'm just going to say it. Elephant ghosts. You're not going to be able to see it online.

Is this a sequel? Karate ghost. Karate ghosts? Yeah. Can I tell you something about elegant ghosts? Right. There is an elephant in the room So many puns inside of that

Yeah, every time you do that, you know what I mean? Let's address that goat elephant in the room The only way I could You stepped right on a great joke Do it again. Nah, it's okay. Yeah, yeah. Can I explain it? You're not going to be able to Google it.

Okay. What is it? I'm going to tell you. Okay, so scientists that figure out that elephant you know, when they make their sound how do you do it? Right?

Each brr that they do, right? Is a lot of it a name of another elephant? Shut up. Yes. Shut up. Yes. So they can go and another one go,

it's like Randy. Oh, it's just for one guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey, Jonathan, right? So what they did, they fucked up one day, the scientists. Right? They recorded an elephant, right? And then they went to her hurt just experiment, right? And they did the sound, right? But what they didn't realize is that elephant had died. Oh my God. So all the other elephants were freaked the fuck out. Like, fuck, ghosts! Right? So they tricked elephants to thinking that ghosts are real. By accident. And then the daughter of that elephant for a month was looking for her mom. Is this a documentary? No, I saw it on TikTok. It was like the sad. of shit I've ever heard of it. I know. It's it's ghost elephants man. That's insane. It's insane.

So it called out it called out the name and the elephant tried to find it's the yeah the kid the kid of the elephant tried to find the mom like maybe she's alive. Oh I know is that sad like fucking remember what you recorded is the lesson I think. God that's so dark to think though that's on they're very intelligent. They're intelligent too so they're like half of them were freaked out because imagine they know instinctually that this elephant had died. Right. Then they hear it. And they're like, what is going on here? Yeah, that would, that's, it's not cool. That makes me think in some weird, we're in a simulation way,

that the reason that we have ghosts or the thought of ghosts is because something above us is playing with us. Whoa. Am I wrong? Am I wrong? Same idea. Someone's fucking with us. Someone is puppeteering us.

You know what? You want to know how I know the world is simulation or it's organized through coordination. I went to the fucking mall today to go get, to go get my colon refilled. Whoa, whoa, stop. What? What? You went to La Labo? At the mall. At the La Labo? Yeah. Because what's a clone again? La Labo? No, what's the clone that you get there? Oh, I'm not going to tell you. No, because you keep trying to jack it. I know. Tell me what the clone is. It's a, well, first of all, it's a mix of two, and I'm not going to tell you. You got to tell me the mix. I make them mix two of them. I know. Not going to tell you. It's for me. She makes it for me. I know, but I like

it. You have so many scents. Why can't we do it together? You fucking have so many sense. I know, why can't we do it together? No, because that's the thing about you. That's the thing about you. You never want to do things together. Fuck you. When you had to, first of all, you ban.

Unbelievable. You banned me from wearing Sontal because you were like I wear at first. You can't wear it. Yeah, that's my scent. What the fuck are we talking about? What do you mean? That's not your scent. You combined two.

Yeah, I made my own. I know, but the thing is that you can't combine two. Yes, I can. That's everyone's scent if you combined two. No, it's nobody's sent. Yeah, yeah. Give me the two, dude. I'm going to back right on.

You're booping it. You're booping, boopin. You're trying to angle me to give it away. Let me just say something. I didn't know that you can combine at La Labo. Whites need it because we smell bad. You guys have your own natural scent. We need it. White? Pip up, white. Yeah, we smell bad. We smell bad. Your pits smell bad. Our whole body. I hate it. You don't need it. Yeah. But I do. And it's just out of curiosity. No one at home do this. That's white body. You're doing white body. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Peter Bobby has like a scent that smells like cow shit.

It's like the best thing in the world. What's it called? I don't know. Smells so bad. Yeah. Wait, you bottled? You said someone bottle that for you? No, I went to a farm.

Bend over cow. What is it called? I don't know what it's called. I'll bring it in the next time, but it's a... Pull up cow shit cologne. It's for cowboys. I mean, really, though? What is this?

You, you... It just smells awful. It doesn't smell like cow shit. It smells like like a dirty barn. It smells like cow shit There's one A manure selling smet Smoke

Ah Baru's Rue al-Assam Tell the go Go down the lane Yeah Yeah What you're saying I'm playing

I designed a calone man And it will smell like shit Yeah Yeah Yeah Smell, it's New Delhi Smell Yeah

Yeah Yeah Okay so um just okay we'll bleep it out no bob you're so rude it's the one thing it did it's you're so rude your scent your scent is personal to you it's personal to you okay well if you're gonna be like that i will hide things too like what there's just certain things that i know about that i would like to share with i don't even know anything specifically you hide all sorts of shit most of the time if i say do you want to get we're going to get something to eat after this you want to come eat and

you go no i'm going to go i'm going to go do whatever then i'll find out of that you're at a restaurant alone or with a group of other people. Don't I do that? We find out that you'll go out with other people, sneak away, go to places without us. Because with the whites, it's different. Oh, well then, oh, so it's a race thing. It really is. And I, you know what? I'm not ashamed of saying it right. And guess what, bud, I'm not ashamed of sharing my heritage with our audience. Okay. Okay. There are times when you're with other Koreans and Asians, some Chinese and some others, right? But from our land, our continent.

Okay. You're not included, by the way. Don't try to shoehorn yourself. Yeah, yeah. You're a drift in the ocean. Floater. We call you floaters. Stay out there, floaters.

So there are times where, and they're mostly people that are comics. Mostly comics that are Asian. Riders and stuff like that. And it's like, they go, hey, let's go somewhere after your set. And I see you and I'm like, I just know that Andrew will not like this place

because it's so far from our house. Judgey, Judgey, Judgey. Yeah, so we'll go to like Sunundang. Don't you love Sunendang? Although you guys got diarrhea the other night. Yeah, but I still love it. Yeah, I love it too. I'll have it every time.

But it's a late night place. It's great. You're not going to like it. I'm not going to invite you. You've never been to Sunung Dan. But you see what he did? Where did we go with me, you and where was that at? Where was that place?

Augusti Gopjong. Yeah, yeah. You didn't eat. Why would I? Yes, I did? Barely. We had just come from dinner. I literally had dinner.

I know, but I watched. where are you? I said, I'm eating dinner. I watched you. And it's like, you know what I mean? I don't like that. Don't do that fake shit. You know I love Korean barbecue. I love it. I'll go to fucking chup.comgang. I'll go to wherever the fuck you want me to go. Okay, go to chupedongong. But you got to, but here. We'll go to Sudenet. No, I know what it really is. Here's the real truth. You get together with, you know, the yellow crew. And you guys all huddle up and you're like, no whiter, no whitea. And you get in your hundred. And you get in your hunt.

days and you zip away and you don't invite it called rice rockets okay we drive away yeah yeah and you and you guys you enjoy the night without the whites that's what it is it's a night without white can we have a night without the whites you have them all the time no i don't your house you're surrounded by them your house is filled with no whites yeah it's filled with non whites yeah we went to a restaurant um last night with louie cats and he's like i made a reservation you know i mean and i knew once he's when louis cat says i made a reservation jewish deli It's a white place. And we go in there,

I can't tell you what it is because, and we sat there and you look around the room, it's all old white people, which is fine. I love, I'm a man of the people. You know what I mean? How old white?

Are we talking like, anywhere from like 50 to 80. So I belong to age range, right? But not in terms of culinary tastes and flavors. And I did not like it. But, and everyone is enjoying it. And I,

And I'm always aware of like the demographics of a restaurant. You don't do that? You want young, non. I'll give you a prime example. I went to a breakfast spot, which is my favorite one. The one we, I mentioned the last time, the griddle, okay? Yeah. And I was with my, this girl that I'm saying, she's white and we're sitting there.

She's very liberal and she's very open. And we're having pancakes and whatnot, right? And we both turn to each other and go, this is, feels like America to me. Because you're allowed to share pancakes with someone No, no, no, no, just if you look at the Democrats of the room, right? You know, you have the gigantic Samoan guy and you have the two, you know what I mean, college white girls

and then you see like, you know, a black guy with a white family. I mean, just, you know what I mean? Just like. A black guy who kidnapped a white family? No, no, no, no, like the movie precious. Not, not movie precious. What's the one about with Sunder Bullock?

Blindside. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Very different film. I mean, at their core. Yeah, yeah, at the core. They're similar. I mean, that football player did end up getting HIV in that movie. Yeah, before the HIV.

Right. Yeah, yeah. But anyway, you know, you see the blindside stuff, you know what? Yeah. And it's like, oh, this, what? Just to call it, that is insane. We should have a restaurant called the precious blindside. Yeah.

How good would that place be? Yeah. But it feels like, oh, this is kind of the America I want to live in. Sure, a diverse America. Yeah, the middle of West Hollywood. Yeah. Very American. Yeah, I understand that because of the location that I live and the state,

that I live in that it might not look like where McCone grew up, right? But I can dream, can I? You can. I used to love eating at those gay restaurants in West Hollywood, and they're literally all gone. They're literally all gone. Yeah. Like basics, and they're all gone. All those things are gone. Like come and go? That's a, that was a good.

Oh, my God was so good. Rump and Dump and Dump. Rump and Dump and Dump. They had beef cakes at Rump and Dump. Merricks is back. Yeah, yeah. Merricks is back? Yeah. Do you ever eat at Sacks? I've never eaten at Sacks. Oh.

No. Their cream of the clam chowder there? It's so good. I don't know what cream they use, but. Oh my God. Yeah. Sacks, this was so good. Oh, what about that new place? Gargle.

Is gargle open yet? Oh, it's so good. It's so good. It's Asian-crusted. Yeah, yeah. What's your favorite American meat? I love cream tube. Oh, I love a cream tube

I'll squirt those all over You get four cream tubes, dude I don't know what's in the middle Why do I need to know? I don't need to know So sweet Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's sweet It's very sweet And it kind of tastes like bleach

Yeah, it smells like a scent of bleach But anyway, we love creams, what's it called? What's your problem? What's your problem? Nothing. Have you guys tried abalone Or abalone?

With salt Can we rewind for a second? we're doing bits just listen we're doing bits about make believe gay restaurants right

and gay dishes and then you throw in abalone oh yeah it is or like an asshole oh there we go oh there we go

good so what you says have you been to abalone it's a new lesbian restaurant yeah giving you the joke it's very easy

there it is yeah yeah and that looks good yeah I'll be your server I'm Marge welcome to abalone I'm Barbara

This is my partner Barbara Yeah We got married the first week we want our clams We sell clams and dirty tacos The place Welcome to Snatch Yeah Has nothing to do with the movie

Okay What do you want to order here at Snatch? Yeah You're pretty cute Yeah I'm Barbara I'm March So aggressive Yeah

You know, you know. Get in or get out? Yeah. Uh, I can peg you guys. Right on, right on. Right on. After the meal, what do you want? Make up a dish. Can I have a white sausage? No, you get that at sacks.

Do you think you're at sacks? You go to gargle for that. Yeah, you go to gargle has that. Yeah You're at Snatch What do you want here at Snatch? Can I have A clam chowder

Oh yeah Oh yeah Oh yeah How do you want to pay? Yeah You can peg me And I can eat you out Hell yeah

Yeah What's the tip? No tip That's right Clams only Come back to Snatch anytime I'm Barbara Bring a friend, you gash.

What's your name again? March. Yeah, anyway. I got to eat there. Yeah, I got to eat there. Got to eat that. Abalone. Abalone.

Oh, man, I saw that Eddie Murphy documentary. I just finished it last night. I heard it's good. It's okay. Not great? It shows a lot of his house. It's like a lot about his house. Yeah.

It's like a very strange. It flows very poorly. I rode that retract. It was a retractable roof that opens up to the outside He had mentioned that he was kind of maybe Thought about maybe doing comedy He talks about a little bit of it But I don't know

I mean he's the one of the greatest of all time He can do whatever the fuck he wants I'm not saying that What do you mean by I don't know He lives an insulated life Yeah he does right For him to do it He'd have to go back

And dwell with us In our club Oh no chance There's no, he'll do that. Well, that's not true. I mean, I don't know if you... Because Chappelle, you know, the other night, Chappelle was at the store.

You know, I mean, Louis does. I mean, all these, you know, guys that are... But they're still working the game. Right, but what for him... Don't you think that for him... Like, Martin Lawrence does it, right, at the store, right? He'd have to come down to the store or a place like that. I did agree.

Or do you think that he would do what Jamie Fox does and just write it and just do it. Right. He would do an arena tour and just do it live. Sandler does that. Yeah, but I still still see Sandler... In the belly room. He does work out sometimes, but not like Dave or Louie. I know, but still, he still does it.

Don't you think there needs to be a degree of him doing that? Yeah, I don't know, man. I think he's... I just can't see it. You don't want him to come back. I do. I would love to see it. Yeah.

I'm a huge fan. I don't know if he wants to. It feels like when you watch this thing. Did you guys watch it? I did. It felt like he... I think he's going to be back in the movies, not doing stand-up. Yeah, kind of felt like he had said, because he had said,

I'm not a stand-up comic. He is, though. No, he says it in the fucking movie, like three times, he goes, I'm not a stand-up comic. I'm a comedian. I'm an actor. I'm a musician.

I'm an artist, and I just flow through whatever art I deliver. He's a man of many occupations. Well, he was. I mean, he has a fucking Grammy for music and for a comedy album. Is that true? Doesn't he have one for each?

I mean, it's insane. It's insane, yeah. Legend. The guy's the G. But also, comedy album and best R&B instrumental performance, right? It's incredible. I mean, look,

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Yeah. Wait, I want to know, though. Your dating life is going good. You're happy. You're feeling free now? I think so. What's going on? Oh, tell them about what happened the other night.

We almost died. You and the guy? No, me. No. Oh, what, what? What? In the house. In the house, we almost died.

Elephant ghost? What happened? So I'm potting and all of a sudden I hear this beeping throughout the house. Not just downstairs, but upstairs too. Like all four of the monitors were beeping. And then I stopped. I went up there. What the fuck is going on?

And the main one that was blinking red. At the end of the podcast, I went up there. I go just yank it. And as they yanked it, it said a little ominous. thing. It was, he goes, you have carbon monoxide poisoning. So ominous thing. It's a carbon dioxide detector. Yes. And you ripped it out. You need those. Keep those. No, we ripped it out. I'm not kidding. Put that back. No, we won't. But, um, and so, um, there was a thing. What do we do here? And I opted to stay. Yeah. And everyone was

saying we have to evacuate and Tito Bobby's like, no, I'm going to play my game. Well, you don't have to stay But you ripped it the windows, maybe Yeah, you ripped it up because it was making a noise Yeah, but I guess the second concern would be dying That'd be my first Oh, I see, I switched them Because the noise is telling you, hey, it's not safe

Yeah And you go turn that off Yeah, and I was getting mad at him Because he was just laughing So she's like running around with a cage Trying to catch our cats You know what I mean? And I'm like, I'm gonna play Outer Worlds too

You know what I mean? If I die, I die And he wouldn't listen And I was like, you have to get out. Just go to your girlfriend or something. I don't have a girlfriend. To your girl. He'd another worm.

Back to guzzles. And then he wouldn't go out. Yeah. You got to, you genuinely. What? You got to get the taken care of. Because if you get, you won't know. So then what will happen, reluctantly, you know what I mean?

I succumb to the actual reality of it. I call the cat gas company. Yeah. Yeah, that's a good. And they came over. Right. And guess what? What?

No carbon monoxide. Well, that's a good thing. It's good to track. My instinct was right, right, McCone? Yep. Yeah, I'm a thinker, right? Uh-huh. Because I can smell it a mile away.

You know what I can smell? Yeah, yeah. All the shit on his nose. A little fucking loser. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was talking good about you a couple days ago, too. That's out the window. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

See what, see what happens? Yeah. You go here, you drift away from this. So, you know, as a friend of yours, and I love you very much, right stay with this okay but don't go against me just don't you know no no no i don't want you you're out you're out at sea and you see what happens you see what happens when you're a traitor see what happens is the guy who took you he doesn't really want you and then you go oh can i come back home denise can i come back that little stint i had with with that college co-ed denise i'm so

sorry i want to be home with you and the kids and denise is like we've moved on the doors are locked Charles, get a hotel. Oh, no. And that's you right now. You're Charles. Yeah. And Denise, me at the home with the kids, you know, I'm whipping up a cake because I don't want little Daniel to find out why daddy's gone because he's with a college co-ed that he

met at Barney's Beanery on Friday night. Yeah. So how about that? How about that? How do you feel now, Charles? Well, you let Rudy go off and come back. Also, McCone said before that he prefers to Andrew. When did he say that?

When we were hanging out. I do. I do prefer Tito. Like, he said he doesn't really know Tito Bobby and he just... Yeah, but I don't want him anymore. So he's out. Wait, I want to get to this.

You know what I mean? Yeah. It's a window that's open. There's carbon monoxide in the room. Okay. And now you close it. Yeah, yeah. Keep it in here.

So when were you guys hanging out? That's what I think more I'm concerned about. Um, I think like two months ago. Yeah. At the same time. Shut up. Yeah. He said to you,

I prefer Tito Andrew Over Tito Bobby And the reason why Like you're just not Like he just doesn't like you You don't like me No I said you don't open up as much Like I especially like even on the bus

I try to be like Ask you questions about comedy And like old stories And you'd be like Ah nah nah nah And you'd go on your switch Or you'd be like I don't do small talk

Do I do small talk? You do not I do not. But that wasn't even, that was big talk. No, that's small talk. I was like, you know. No, no, no. You know what big talk is?

I'm losing my left leg. I go, what's going on? That's big talk. Yeah, yeah, that's big talk. When he refers to small talk and big talk, it's not about the depth or the breadth of the conversation, it's with whom he's speaking with and you are small talk. Yeah. Would he have small talk with, you know who I was in.

When we were in Australia, right, remember Dakota Fanning was there? Yes. And there was some small talk with her. That's fine. Allow a small talk. Dakota gets small talk. Yeah. Oh, the weather is great.

You did mention it like four times. What I mean? She kept, she said that at dinner. She goes, your buddy kept talking about the weather. Yeah. Well, because I was starstruck. Small talk with a big person. Yes.

He's saying you're small talk with a small person in his life, so he's not interested. Yeah. It can't be that. I think I just learned to temper my expectations. Well, you're also mean to me. You're also mean to me as well. Yeah. I mean, we have podcast proof of it.

How am I supposed to feel? Here's a guy that's supposedly working for us, the company. Should be. I'm a big part of it, right? And you talk to me like I'm garbage. Because I'm not as clever as you are. So I have to go the lowest form, which is being... Beep.

You're beeping back, dude. You're beeping back, dude. Don't do that. Yeah, yeah. We know better. Don't play coy. Don't play Joe Coy, dude. Don't play Coy, dude.

Don't play co-fish in a pond, pal. Yeah, I mean, yeah. Anyway. It's fine. It is what it is. But I will say this. But I like what happened today, though. And the more of that, I like.

It felt like when we watched Jaws on the bus. I love that. See, we did have moments. I know. Yeah, excuse me. Carlos, you're in my heart forever. Thanks, bro. Okay, fancy you're in my heart forever.

Yeah. Thank you. No thank you to the other guy. I want to see your mom. Yeah. Let me get your mom in here. Que die out. Don't do the, don't do the.

Yeah, yeah. Hi. Hi. Come sit down. We double-upy. Honey, honey, just real quick. Huh. Honey, no, just listen to me.

I know. But just real quick. Eatera, all right? So your other, your daughter, Issa, did this. We love Issa. We love what you've spawned. Yeah. Hello.

Oh, my God. What a moment for the show. Yeah, what a moment for the show. To see the beginning, the beginning. The beginning. The person who made the person. You're going to talk into the mic. Can you bring it closer to your mouth?

It's it. McCone could have done it. You don't need to be. McCone could have done it. See, McCone gets nervous and then he fumbles. There's no reason, it's a reason you didn't play sports, because under pressure, you're terrible. You are so bad under pressure.

It is crazy to watch him do that. Ladies and gentlemen, the mother of the great Rudy Jules, Honey is here. Yeah. By the way. What? The beginning and the end. No, no, don't say.

No, don't say that. What do you say? This is your mom. Yeah. Biological mom my age. We're the same age? I don't know how old are you 42. Oh, you're very young. Yeah, I know your age. He mentioned no, we're the same age. I'm 50. Wow. Yeah, 50. She, she that looks good. Yeah, yeah. That looks good for 50. To me. Oh, dude, to him? Yeah, no, no, no. Calls me monkey. Dude. But we're friends. No, no, no. What do you say? I recall that. Yeah, you did. When your dart, when your eyes dart all over the plane.

I know it's true. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you can't. No, but nothing's wrong with that. I love Bobby. Yeah, yeah, I don't call you that at all. Stop lying to the fucking fans. Mr. Like, I share it all with the, go ahead, tell the truth. Go ahead and tell the truth.

Well, that's not the worst I call her. What's the worst? What's the worst? He bullies her every day. What do you call her? Like what? How do I bully her? You just start screaming at her.

And you just start, I like the other day. The other day, I got, I, because we have this snack cabinet. Yeah. Like a little room. Everybody is a snack. What do you call it? Not a snack cabinet.

Snack drawer? Pantry? A pantry. What do you call the place where the food is? I'm thinking it's a separate thing. That's where all the food goes. Yeah, yeah. In the food pantry.

Correct. Right. And I walked in there and I go, hmm. You like these friends? You're collecting these friends? She's like, what do I mean? And I go, and there was these. Ants.

Oh. You know what I mean? Just all about stacking. Anyway, so you're, are the ants gone? They're gone. It's your fault. It's not mine. Well, how is it my fault?

It's because you keep buying things and you open them and you don't finish them and you put them back in the pantry and the ants come in. God, I want her around all the time. It's really not my fault. It's his fault and he blames me for it. And I keep killing them, all of them and it comes back the next day. So I have no idea what to do it. Okay, how about this?

Let's make a rule, okay? Let's throw away all the unused food that are open packages. Yeah, but you only get a few of them in a big pack. He gets very little, and he closes them back, or it doesn't even close them and puts them in a pantry and ants come in.

And it's a waste of food. Is it cheese? Is it a waste of food? I get every flavor. It's so easy to not have ants. It's like, do you not close up stuff when you're... You know, it's just very much like you to do this. Well, I'm on her side.

You keep blaming her for some reason. All right, you're right, I apologize. She has nothing to do with it. That is my fault. Say, I'm sorry, genuinely. I'm sorry, honey. I'm sorry, Bobby. What are you saying I'm sorry for?

Yay. Yeah. I just feel like when you're going to get home, there's going to be a different conversation. No, no, no, she's, honestly, it's a blessing to have these two in the house. Gotta be. Because, you know, I want life in there. Yeah. You know, because there are times when they're not there and I'm alone in the house and I get really depressed.

when I like sometimes I'll like you know at three in the four in the morning I go I need a cookie right and I'll just go and then you know I mean she just she sleeps anywhere this girl on the ground you know what I mean and I'll just be walking in the dark and then I'll just you know what I mean she'll say something oh right on that couch when you sleep there yeah yeah but um yeah I like the life in the house they breed and we have the dogs and the cats it feels like there's life there that's healthy yeah but you're not alone you know um i say i i i i savor my sovereignty is that an a-a quote what is that no it's not no it's not it no it should be yeah i um i think that's true freedom savering your sovereignty

of my peace of mind good because um all they do is you know chase chase chase dopamine hits dopamine heads and I have to just stay in the moment and just know that everything that I have in my life is perfect that's all you believe that no but I want to believe it I mean I'm listening to a lot of Alan Watts and different things I want to believe it what you can want anything

you have to take action the way he came the way he did that there's a lot behind that it was What's your body count, honey? Because she wouldn't tell me earlier. Oh, gee, promise you. Just be, just say it, man.

Body count? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like sex. I know that. I don't know, Bobby. You don't count? That was one. That was a tool.

She said 15. What? Mama said he has a, she has a crush on you. No. You have a crush on me? No, I've never seen you. I was, I, I, I, I, I, you know. You said that

He's handsome You have a crush on me Talking the mic She does So with the mic So people can hear you Hey There's a show

Like mother like daughter Yeah yeah yeah I like that You have a crush on me No Yeah she thinks you're really cute Honey Who's better looking

I love you Bobby But You're amazing You're amazing You're amazing I was Why does this bother you so much Is it because

I might move in? No, I mean, I remember one time you were on stage at one of our big shows. Yeah. And I went in the audience to see you. And this hot chick next to me, she goes, your friend is so hot. That's a lie. This is a made up story.

I swear to God on my mother's life that happened. Okay. And I looked at it and I went, yeah. And I just, that's the, you're a handsome guy. You're a very handsome boy too. I'm cute for a specific demographic. Yeah. for good-looking women.

Okay. Anyway, you have a crush on Andrew? I love this. No. Go ahead, Rudy. Tell us all about it. I just think you're very intelligent. So Honey was early on our life was a meth addict.

Cool. Yeah, yeah. How many years did you do meth? Just not even years. How many years? Like a year? But I heard it got bad. I heard it got bad.

Is meth, it's called Shabu in the Philippines? Shabu. Shabu. Shabu. Shabu. Like Sabu. A little convenient. you name it after the city.

Yeah, it's the cheapest. What does it consist of chemically? I don't know. Do you snort it? Yeah, not snort. You use, I don't think you use a pipe. You piped it. You piped it.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. How old are you when that happened? 20. 20. And then you know what happened? Kalila's dad. Right, shaved her head. We really need to.

Yeah, yeah, shaved her head and tied her to a radiator. and it worked. Yeah, that sounds right. Yeah, yeah. Before, like, a month, though, I heard. Yeah, it got bad. Yeah, it got bad. America needs to handle its drug problem like that.

I know. Tie these guys to a fucking radiate. I know. That worked, right? And you never thought about drugs again. Never again. Yeah. She doesn't even drink.

I don't drink. Yeah. She didn't do anything. What do you do to get loose? Yoga. Yoga exercise. You love to exercise. Yeah, a lot.

Wow. She didn't even have bread. The kind of stuff. in my house is like, yeah, I'm on a keto diet. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No carb. Yeah. No carb, yeah. That's crazy. It's crazy. To live in your house because it's all full filled with shit to eat. Candies. Candy and bullshit. Yeah. All kinds of exotic candies. Yeah. And you

order things for me and I don't eat it. He gets mad. I get mad. Like I'll go, like, I'll get a breakfast burrito from. He just gets it like that. And I go, you got to eat it. But what they do is, you know, you go, I'm going to go to Jersey Mike's. Yeah. You get him the sandwich. Right. Right. And then all of a sudden, they're taking it apart. And taking the innards and putting it on a different bread. Just get the sub in a tub. What's that? Sub in a tub.

They do Jersey Mikes. Do you get the sub without the bread? Yeah, you can get it. But she'll put it on keto bread. Oh, you want it on bread. Just not. Just not normal bread. Oh.

Yeah, stuff like that. What is keto bread? I'm not smart. I don't know what the... It's low carb. No carb or they put... They use some other ingredients. It's a low carb bread alternative

made with ingredients like almond flour, coconut flour, asylum husk, eggs, and healthy fats instead of traditional wheat flour. Does it taste the same? Taste good. But does it break apart differently? It's good. They make it good here. Oh, they do?

Oh, and the Philippines. Yeah, but the Philippines don't make anything good. Yeah, but do you eat a lot of bread in the Philippines? No. Yeah, there's a lot of... I have a bakery, but I don't eat the bread in the Philippines. Yeah. I feel in traditional Filipino food, is there bread involved?

Yes, a lot of bread, as in really good bread. they would know. We should go to Sibu because she has a store there. I have a store in the Philippines who sells bread. What's it called? It's a Lola Fiesfess Bakery. You sound like you just made it up. No, it's no.

Talk in the mic. Lola Fesbakerie. What street is it on? In the Philippines. It's in Marigundon Beach. She don't know. He knows about it. He's trimmed to the place.

Wait, wait, Andrez. Andrez, you were at Marigondon. Yeah, L-O-L-O-L- Yes, and space. Just put Cebu, no, you just put Honey's Bakery. Because we just changed the name, Honey's, H-O-N-E-Y. I'm sorry. Rebranding. Honey's apostrophe Z bakery.

See, that's the bread. That one, that one, second. There, that's the one, yes, that's my bakery. Wow. It's so funny She's been living with my house In three months She hasn't bait me shit

Not one thing Have you baked me I'm not a baker I'm the owner of the bakery Not the baker What's the baker's name? I have many bakers name Well name it after one of them

Is that you Beyond the counter? No, that's my cashier This is false marketing Honey's not even there And she's definitely not baking I eat that shit And that's your store next to it right

I've been in there Yes that's where we had Tiger Belly. We did a tiger belly there and also we ate Balut there. Balut there. Yeah, yeah. Do you sell balloon at your store? No. Yeah, yeah. I don't eat. That day was one of the worst days of my life on the show. Do you sell cigarettes at that store and that store?

Yes, yes. I hope so. Have you been to Sibu? It's so beautiful. The name the store looks like it's Marlboro. See? Lolafei store. Lola Fe store. What's Lolafei mean? It's a grand, grandma, fae. Wow. That's the name. Yeah. That's great. Why the big Marlboro sign? Because we sell the cigarette

Everybody smokes Does everybody smoke in the Philippines? Yeah, almost everybody Wow You don't smoke I used to Rudy you don't smoke You look in there

You can get all kinds of stuff Yes, chicken, rice, everything Name it, you have it What's the weirdest thing you have there? Like sulfate Yeah, probably Why sulfate? I don't know

Birth Controls too in condoms Birth Control Is the birth control also in those rice Pins on the floor? Yeah, yeah There's just a stack of them. Do you have like a plan B? What plan B?

No, that's not legal. We don't have it there. Oh, is a portion illegal in the Philippines? No, it's illegal. It is? Yeah. Wow. Yeah.

That's why you have so many kids. Yeah, that's why we have a lot of kids. Yeah, yeah. How many times do you see the man who slices his brother in half with a machete? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Do you see him often? Often.

Yeah. There's a man that slice his brother in half and he walks the street. He's my uncle. Oh. I met him many times. Yeah. Sliced him in half. Yeah.

Wow. And now he's just walking around. Our family's evil. Yeah. But I remember, so when I first went, I knew about this uncle and he was at the airport. You were hugging him. I immediately, because I don't want to get sliced. Yeah, the machete man.

Well, you know somebody has sliced somebody with a machete, but you hugged them immediately. Uncle machete. And I think I said something like, hey, you know, I'm a scoundrel. Yeah, you are. I'm a survivor. Oh, yeah. And I'm like, hey, whatever your family needs. Anything you need.

Anything you need. Do you have it to sharpen your machete? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I can buy you a brand new machete. I can buy you as many as you want. Yeah, yeah, yeah. How many should be, yeah. So any guy that cuts someone in half, you really stay on their side.

You stay, yeah. It just did them walk. I've never seen anyone walk around in society who slice somebody in half with a machine. And he didn't serve any time at all? He did. How long? 15. 15 years?

Yes, he got for all. I was going to say. he got paroled yeah so in the philippines you can kill somebody and then got paroled you can get parole me we do that all the time here on the states oh that's true people get out for murder all the time here in fact a lot of people here kill people and they don't even fucking gets they don't nothing happens yeah it's that's the craziest part then you hear of his case where someone will do something like stupid and small and they'll get nine years and you're like what that's the same as the guy who killed somebody yeah um last kind of other can ask some moral question i please yeah yeah um

i can go no no no no no no not if you said i was cute you're staying yeah yeah um Talk more on the mic, and that's, you know, that's... The mic is here. I know, and you move over like this. Okay, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. She's doing fine. How do you feel, how, because in Subu, beautiful island, I've been there a couple of times. I might go back in a couple of months with the family.

Yeah. How do you feel about the Koreans there? We hate the Koreans there. We hate the Koreans there, but we hate them. They're fine. Why? They help the economy, so they're fine. The Koreans there are so cocky.

Yeah, but they're mean. They're owning all the buildings, all the hotels. I'll tell you what, they're mean here too. That's not just over there. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. But I see their behavior there. They look down on me.

Why? Because you're an American Korean? I think so. They don't respect you. They don't respect shit from me to. Wow. You know what I mean? You know how I do it, dude.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You're always blinked up. With my sway, what I mean? Yeah, your sway? Yeah, your swag? Whatever. Yeah. What's up, dude?

So what, you guys get there? Is it a large? contingency of Koreans there's a lot down large yeah and the pale ones the pale ones and they hate us there because we're just brown but it's your land well they have they have money so they can put up a lot of businesses so that's they can hate us and we can't do anything about it this is very dark why I don't like that I don't like it either that's so fucked up it's fucked up well they're richer than we are so yeah but that doesn't make it right imperialism it's

imperialism yeah yeah bye bye That's not good. Maybe a form of colonization. Mm-hmm. Is it? No, it's not. Okay. It's kind of,

Filipinos think that they are superior because, you know, they have paler skin and we always praise them, the more money, and we just think that they're, like, so beautiful. Yeah, the white skin. You don't feel that way. No, I hate them.

They could. Wow. I love that. Yeah. Do you hate Korean Americans or just Koreans over there? Just Koreans over there. But Korean Americans? How about them?

I'm okay with them. Most of them. Most of them. What about Koreans in Korea? Should I start charging rent? I'm not saying, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm not saying yoke.

Could I start charging things? I'm saying Koreans in the Philippines. I give you a birthday present today. Oh, my God. Would the Sibu Koreans do that? No. Okay. Watch your mouth.

So funny. Yeah. You're not even Korean. Yeah, you're not even Korean. You're Sandy. What do you mean by that? She's right. You're not Korean.

What am I? Look into those eyes. You're an American. You're an American. You're an American. Yeah. You're an American. God bless.

You're about as American as a guest. You're born in San Diego. You did live the like the white American life. Yeah. Yeah, I guess so. And that's why you don't want me to go out with you in the other Koreans. Because you're embarrassed about the lack of your own culture. This is really what it's fancy.

Fancy. I love it. That's what this is. Yeah. Because you don't go to church like all those Koreans did when you were, when you were, when, you're, you're not. did when you were you know like you don't you're not a church Korean you're not one of them yep oh wow wow wow wow wow your dad own businesses yeah what's the one thing the Philippines has that we don't that you just can't get here that you miss more than

anything in the world uh the Filipino delicacies like the bud bud it's a rice cake would wrap it in what what is the repeating of things that you guys like they want to make sure that you heard them oh right UD BUD Bud-but-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K. Yeah, yeah. Bang-Bank. Correct, correct, correct, correct. Let's say a couple of just, you know, me.

Bud-But. Yeah, it's so good. It's so good. Is this something? Tok-tok. Tok-tok is knock. Yeah. Oh, see?

They just said it. Yeah, but that's elementary. Yeah, yeah, all right. Talk, talk, it's like, that's where they got it from. How about ping-ping? You can say that. But is there anything that's that... But there's no such thing as big.

What? Bokti. Bokti. Bokti. Bokti. Bokti. Bokti. No, no, bokti.

Okla. Yeah, okra. Okra, the vegetable? Yeah. Now you're just naming things that are... Yeah, potato. Yeah. Broccoli, broccoli.

Yeah, yeah. Well, it's interesting. Well, how do you say mango? What's mango? Manga. Manga. Manga. What do you call the fucking cartoon, the, um...

illustrations. Huh? What? Anime. They call them mangas, right? Mangas. So there's a difference being manga and manga?

Yeah. Oh, no, but it's manga, right? The mango is just manga. There's no S. And the other thing is what? Mangas. Mongas. Mongas.

Have you ever seen that on TikTok sometimes? The guy will say, how do you say frog in Japanese? And how do you say that and it'll all be the exact same word like five times? Have you ever heard?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know how to explain this video, but he'll say it to... Oh, there, it's a second video. Second one down. Second... Yeah, yeah. Yeah, this guy. Watch, this is fascinating.

What's rain in Japanese? Ame. How about candy? Ame? Amet. Amet. Okay. Oh.

I have another one. What's frog? Kairu. And to change? Kairu. Okay, stop, push pause. Hey, do, are you going to frog? Kaidu.

No, it's like change. What? If I was saying, like, frog and change is the same word? Yeah. But the longer version of this is... I don't like those pants. You should frog it. That's actually kind of cool.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Frog it. Frog those pants. Yeah, frog those pants right now. He says, there's one compilation where he's like, Kaikai, Kaikai, Kaikai Kau, Kau, Kau, Kau, Kau. The longest one is like nine times of him. saying the same word with like little tiny inflection and it's saying they see their hard

workers but they're kind of lazy they got lazy with their language a little bit it's insane it's crazy is that it might be this is a six point one how about stiff kata how about i bought a shoulder massager katatatatka kata what this i bought a shoulder massageer because my shoulder was stiff but it was hard to use on my shoulders Kata, kata, kata, kata, kata, kata, kata, kata, kata, kata, kata, kata, kha, kha, kha, kha, kha, kha, kha, kha, kha, kha, kha, shh, shorda, shoulder, shoulder, shoulder, my back shoulder. He's actually saying, I bought a shoulder, but it was hard to massage my shoulders. Oh, wow. That's incredible.

Wow. Well, we're going to get you some bad, bud and puput and snark-tuck. Yeah. We're going to get you all that good shit. Kar kar karak. Adobu. Singang. What's a sinigang?

It's a soup, sour soup. Oh, I like sour soup. Yeah, it's so good. There's a bread that's called burikat. It's red. English definition is a slut. What's the grossest thing you could eat in the Philippines? Palut.

Balut is by far thank you I keep saying that I don't like Balut You love it That's the grossest thing You can eat there I don't I mean it's like a

It's like a half alive bird Yeah It's not alive It's fermented I know But it's like half birth You would try it though Oh you tried it

We did I threw up I threw up It's a fertilized duck egg But you can see the duck Yeah the brains All that stuff La la la la la la la la Yeah

Balut and Kinalas A noodle soup that features brains from a pork or beef head served in a thick. The pig's blood, I guess, is also. No, pigs, pig's blood is good. I eat it. Why didn't even blue come about? Like, let's, we should cook the egg now. No, we'll wait seven months.

Yeah, too. You know what I mean? Right. Is it a, what was that? Well, I don't know. But it's a delicacy. Is it not? No.

It's a number of days. It's a number of days. If you keep it for 21 days. What's, what's abuso? Abuso? Abuso. Abou. Abou.

sauteed weaver ants I've never tried that I've never seen Ooh that sounds really What's what's pinnican peeniccan peeniccan Pinnikinikin Pinnikon Pinnikinikin Pinnikin It's a dish made by beating a live chicken Oh my God

Dude Tell me about that Tell me about Pinnikin Pekinacan I've never tried You have to know about it You're from there What is a Pinnika Pentagon man? That's insane

All right Do you have any words of wisdom Honey to leave us with before we go do you guys eat dog there uh they some people do but i don't our uncles okay they'd eat it yeah i saw okay what kind what kind any kind of dog it was like a stray dog and they just got it and they started like peeling off the skin okay all right anyway thank you for being a bad friend is that that's such a good end yeah started peeling you guys have to do it will you look in the camera at the same time and say thank you for being a bad friend one two three thank you for being a bad friend

God, they sound the exact same, too.