Bad Friends - McKone's Granny Hates Bobby

Episode Date: June 10, 2024

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You two are something. We're bad friends. You know, last night it was Margaret, Arsenio and I just was sitting in that room going, I mean, when I was younger, before I even did comedy, like they were in the scene. I was like, I mean, you never thought that you would ever do shows with them. I mean, Arsenio for sure,

because I didn't know if he would come back and do standup as much as he's doing. I thought he, because also, by the way, I got on stage and I made, I was like joking around about him. Yeah. Cause I was like a legend, like give it up for that guy. Yeah. And then I made like a dumb joke.

You know when you like do a joke, you're like, that's not true, why did I do that just for the laugh? Like I was like- What was the joke? Well, cause I was like, I love that he knows who I am. And I was like, he calls me, you know, Andre Santigli, but I still like it. That was a funny joke. And they got a laugh, but it's like, that's not true.

I just said that just for the bit, but the crowd loves it. And I was like, he knows who I am, he's very nice to me. Why did I do- When you said that, he looked at you, and then he walked out the door in a sad way. A, you're lying because you were in the room, and B, I watched him in the corner, he laughed. You were in the back with Margaret playing with her dog.

Yeah, I liked him out to kiss her dog, but my point is this- Time out. Let's talk about it. Last night, this guy. I'm sick. Remember when he got all- I don't feel good.

Remember when he got emotional about the Netflix dinner he didn't get invited to? And last night he comes in with Margaret, he's like, how good was that dinner? They went to like an Asian inclusion dinner or whatever, and it was all the famous Asians. And he got invited to that, didn't you? And you bragged about it.

All the famous Asians that were there. Name the famous Asians that were there. Go ahead. Oh, the famous Asians? Name them all. Okay. The guy from- Ali Wong. No, no, no. She wasn't there. I'm going to tell you right now. She wasn't? Yeah. I'm going to tell you right now. I'm going to tell you right now.

Who was there? The dude from Revenge of the Nerds, that Asian. Did he ride the bikes? Oh, I love that guy. You don't even know his name, dude. Who cares? Yeah, yeah. The guy that invented the shape of the dumpling. Oh, I love that guy. You don't even know his name, dude. Nah, who cares? Yeah, yeah. The guy that invented like the shape of the dumpling. Oh, really? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Actually, the ingredients, no, but the shape. He based it off of you. Yeah, so there wasn't a big- Who was there? It wasn't a dinner, dude. You're lying. There was a famous Asian dinner and he went and they talked about it all night.

There's Asian dinners all the time that are famous, but no one gives a fuck about those things. I've always been invited to those things. All right? Who threw- I'm the King Ching Chong I paved the way for all the other things on Ching Day day day day day day day day always invite me who threw the party. Is that someone's house? No, is that a gigantic? Thing dinner thing outside downtown who throws it. I have to look it up. It was an organization I forgot what is it called of a was an organization, I forgot what it was. What is it called, AAPI?

Is that AAPI? No, no, no, that was it. Is it Asian American Pacific Island? No, it's not that, it's, hold on. Is that what it's called? Excellence? No, it's not the Asian's excellence. Hold on, hold on.

That's May 1st to May 31st. Oh, we're almost out of it, thank God. No, no, hold on. Asian, so AAPI, that's Asian American and Pacific Islander heritage. What was the dinner? It's the whole month of What was the dinner call? It's the whole month of May.

The dinner call. They give black people February and it's 28 days and these guys get 31 days. That's insane. These Asians, dude. That's out of control. Although there are significantly more of them. That's true. Yeah, so I always go to that.

So who was there? Who was there? John Cho, Steven Yeun, Michelle Yao. Huge, huge, huge. All the Olympics, the guys, the gold, the Chinese guy that's great, the Olympics, the skate. Which team? The basketball team, the Olympic men's basketball team?

None of them, huh? Fencing. Guys, you know, it's so funny what you guys are doing there. Archery. Look at us ice skate. Glorious. The movement. It's mostly Russians ice skating.

No, we have a Chinese guy. What's his name? Nathan Chang? We talked about him. We got one. Yeah, he's so good. Anyway. Zun Yi.

That's on him. Zun Yi. Anyway, so they were there and then like, um. We bought a Zun Yi. Oh, you know, Asef Ali was there. Asef Ali. Right, this is the thing that bothered me last night. Asef Ali, we bought a zoo. Oh, you know, as if Ali was there. As if Ali. Yeah. Right.

This is the thing that bothered me last night. As if Ali, old friend of mine. He also goes, oh yeah. And W. Kamau Bell. I go, he's black. By the way, none of those guys are as if Ali that we're talking about. Yeah. Why do you pull that guy out?

It's just another guy named W. Kamau Bell. That's it. First one. First one. Yeah. W. Kamau Bell is there. And I said, why was he there? And Bobby said, we invite blacks too. That's what he said. First one. Yeah. W. Kamau Bell was there and I said, why was he there? And Bobby said, we invite blacks too.

That's what he said. We do. You let him- We invite blacks and we invite some Hispanics who have kind of Chinese eyes. And then we also invite, we do. You have to either get high. If you're Mexican, you gotta be high. Yeah.

There he is. There's Asif. We love him. He's so talented. So anyway- But he's Indian, which is Asian. That is Asian. So he is. There's Asif. We love him. He's so talented. So anyway- But he's Indian, which is Asian. That is Asian. So it counts.

W.Kamau Bell, he's a black guy, right? Yeah, but he fucks with Asians. Everybody fucks with Asians. You don't fuck with Asians. You ridicule and you oppress. He builds us up. I've spent my life fucking with an Asian. This has ruined my life.

So you got sick in the morning. Would you wake up sick? You missed our call with H Asian. This is ruin my life. So you got sick in the morning, would you wake up sick? You missed our call with Hulu? Yeah, I woke up sick and then I have to go and do Logic's movie tomorrow. I'm dreading it, but also, and then I had a rest due a lunch. And there was, I did a lunch with this guy.

He's like this guy, you know what I mean? He's a historian guy. He's pitching me something and he goes, he goes, you know about Genghis Khan? I go, yeah, I know him. He's pitching me something and he goes, he goes, you know about Genghis Khan? I go, yeah, I know, he's a guy, Wanderer, right? Chinese guy, whatever, and he's like, no, no, no, so he had a shaman, Genghis Khan, okay? And Genghis Khan had gout.

Makes that lines up. Yeah, yeah, and then the shaman goes, the way you get rid of gout, I swear to God, he goes, you gotta kill 40 children and then you gotta stomp on their organs. You never read that? Never read that. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And so he did it, right? And then it didn't work. So he tried it again. He tried it twice. 80 kids? Yeah, he tried it that. And then I was thinking, God, I wish I was Genghis Khan's shaman.

Yeah. You gotta clean my house. That's how you get rid of a god. Twice. Twice. Yeah. I mean, you get rid of- Twice. Twice. Yeah. I mean, you can have him do anything you want. So who was this? Was this guy pitching you to play his shaman

in a movie or something? He wanted me to play the guts. Of the kids? Yeah. Oh, you're good. I'm so good at guts, dude. Genghis Khan, how many people did he conquer? What was his deal?

He had sex with like a thousand people a day, something absurd? No, he didn't. No, that's what they said. It, something I'm certain. No he didn't. No that's what they said, it was something insane like that. Genghis Khan. How many, 4000 different women. Holy moly. That's fucked.

Consensual. It has to be consensual. Yeah, sure. Consensual? Uh huh. By the way, he was alive in what was the time period again? He died in like, go up, go back a page. Yeah, 1227.

Yeah. Real conceptual. Yeah. Nah, it's caveman era, bro. There were some woke people back then. In 1100. Yeah, dude. So I doubt it.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Anyway, yeah, have you seen some of the photos of the Mongolians? They had blue hair. Yeah, Pierce, that's right. Yeah, and they cosplayed. They were all trans. So let me ask you something too. What?

What? Cut it out. I don't even know what's going on. But let me say something too. Tell me about this historian. Did you have a good time with him? The historian? Yeah, he took a-

Was it worth missing the Hulu call this morning about an animated show? It wasn't that. It wasn't that? No. You were already- Well, what happens is I'm sorry, pal, my bud. Don't say sorry to me.

Say sorry to Hulu. They didn't care. They did. They didn't. First thing on the call, is Bobby gonna join? Yeah, what does that mean? And then when they said, oh, he's not gonna join, what do they, oh, we gotta, we gotta cut this guy loose.

He's hard to deal with. I can't wait till it does happen. Yeah, what? I can't wait till, like, we just can't deal with Bobby. I just a little too- Really? Inconsiderate of all of our time. Dude, first of all, could I say something?

I forgot about it. I know you didn't. And that's a good thing. I reminded you last night. That's true, I said, I'll see you on the call tomorrow. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I thought you meant- This is you.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I thought you meant this. I'll see you on the call? You think this is, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I thought you meant- This is you. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I thought you meant this. I'll see you on the call. You think this is a call? We're calling each other right now, but it's, am I not calling you? Hello. Hello.

Hi. There we go. Okay. I don't hear you like this. I hear you through here. That's true. It's a call. How long is too long to wait for your coffee

at a coffee shop? 10 minutes, they refund. Okay, I walked out. No. Walked out. What, which one? I can't- It depends on which one it is.

I'm not gonna say it. I can't put it- I know which one it is. It's a mom and pop thing. I'm not gonna put them on blast. If it was Starbucks, I'd fuck it. Is that new one that's really good, that I go to all the time?

20 minutes, I'm not kidding. But isn't that the place they use the mushroom? Chaga? Yeah. I walked back in and I was like, excuse me. Did you guys, am I, am I in line? And the guy's like, we have a lot of to-go orders, man. I was like, you got it, I left.

I paid for the coffee and I left. Wow, that's. I just was like, what the fuck is, I don't want, what am I gonna fight for the money? I'm over it, it's over, I gotta go. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's like 20 minutes, I'm not kidding. Okay, if I'm not exaggerating, 16 minutes.

Helly whore molla camomile. What's too long, isn't that too long? Listen to me, listen. The other day, I went to Salt and Straw. Salt and Straw ice cream, my favorite. Right? I waited probably 45 minutes to go in there. Well, let's get a line every day.

But I'll tell you what the problem is. And people need their fingers removed. Some, for sure. For this. Sampling. Oh yeah. I tried it. Your fingers need to be removed.

You know the Spaniard, you know he tries all of them, doesn't he? Yeah. Pig. But Salt and Strut has six flavors that are just right. And they have seasonal ones, but it's like, take the gamble. You know when a guy goes goes can I get a sample of cookies and cream? I'm like get fucked You don't know what that tastes like fucking get fucked

You don't know what cookies and cream tastes like get the fuck out Yeah, unless is your unless you are even if you just had cookies and cream separately, you know You know what it tastes like the guy that samples You know. You know what it tastes like. The guy that samples traditional flavors should be fucking shot in the head. If you want a cinnamon waffle raspberry twist, yeah, I'd love to know what that tastes like. But the guy that goes, can I try, can I try the- Rocky road?

The rocky road, is that okay? Yeah. No. No, you don't get to try it. It should have a sign that says samples you're not allowed to try. Standard, you can't try. So you're It should have a sign that says samples. You're not allowed to try Standard you can't so you're saying some samples. You can try of course, you know, yes. No. Yes, I refuse Because I'll tell you this when I didn't sample and I failed

So I went to salt and straw and I was with a friend and I go I'm gonna get the balsamic. Nope strawberry Oh That sounds good You don't know the sample you're not a sample Don't know you have to sample you don't have to sample sample sample. This is by the way a curb episode. What was I doing? sample Nixon You don't Anyway, so I so I took a bite of the, and it's balsamic, like vinegar. Yeah, we know.

Okay. Yeah. And I hit the vinegar first and then a little bit of strawberry aftertaste, and I almost vomited in my mouth. And I looked at my date and I go, yeah, I failed, but that's what ice cream stores should be like. No, no.

Yeah, you take a risk, it's like a gamble. No. Yeah, or everyone waits an hour, fuck that shit. You know, you should open up an ice cream store called You Break You Buy. And that's it. They just give you one thing, you walk, it's like soup Nazi. You know, it's like, you don't get to choose.

They give you the kind, and if it's bad, too bad. Five dollar, you break you buy, and then you get the ice cream. You walk outside. Yeah. And that's it. I do understand your business perspective. I don't think it's going to work.

Oh, no. How about this? You charge for the samples. Ten cents. How about this? How about this? No, no, no. How about this?

You get one sample for free. After that, it's a dollar a sample. Fair. That's fair. You better pick. You better pick. I got to even have something better. Give it.

I got something better. Give it. Pre-samples. Pre-samples. Pre-samples. They've chosen what you should sample. No, no, no. You have all the flavors in another area, right, if their sticks are sticking out, and they have the flavor.

Oh, how about like colognes? They spray. Oh, yeah. You smell the ice cream. Oh, that's smart. Yeah, that'd be cool. That's smart. Right, like a little stick, right?

Right, and they go, oh, balsamic strawberry, I don't want this in my mouth. No, thank you. If you can smell it, you can taste it. Yeah, but you know what my grandfather used to say, you smell it and then you go, I don't like this. And they go, let it dry for a second. Wave it around your skin. Right. To wipe it on your skin. Yeah. Exactly. By the way, how come we haven't done that at ice cream stores? What? A lickable thing. Like the wallpaper from Charlie and Chocolate Factory? No. Lickable wallpaper? You never thought about this?

This is like the coolest thing in that fucking movie. How have we never done this? Okay, lickable wallpaper. Is this cause of COVID? Yeah. Yeah, at an ice cream store every day, they should have a lickable piece of wallpaper. Well, let's start with this then.

Let's even start even from the beginning. Look at that, right? Whatever happened to Scratch and Sniff's? Whatever happened? Dude, back in the day, it was all Scratch and Sniff. And then it went away. And then it right there. Whatever happened to scratch and sniff? Whatever happened? Dude, back in the day it was all scratch and sniff. And then it went away. And then it went away. I wanna bring it back.

Bring it right back. Yeah, yeah. And those smelly good markers, you know the smelly good markers, what were those guys? Yeah, yeah. They were good, dude. You could get fucking stoned on one of those things. You could have huff.

Whatever happened to the one that I got molested it was offered to me. Well, that, well. The stick and the powder. Stick in your penis. Fun dip? Oh, fun dip. Fun dip. That's what he called the molestation, the powder. Stick in your penis. Fun Dip? Oh, Fun Dip. That's what he called the molestation, the Fun Dip?

Anyway. What were those markers called, Carlos? You just found it. I thought you all had moved on. No, those are so good. What were those? Fruit scented markers. You can eat them or smell them.

You could basically eat them. I mean, who cares? Mr. Sketch smelling markers. Yeah, Mr. Sketch. Whoa. Fun Dip went away. Fun Dip went away because it was just Kool-Aid powder. People were like, this is just Kool-Aid powder.

But guy, you're not thinking about the second fucking component. The stick? The stick. Nobody liked to eat the stick. Those sticks though are delicious. You like them because they're phallic. Most people don't like them because they're not edible. They're not good to eat.

You like them because they're shaped like a little penis. Looks like Xanax too. Oh, that's good if they put lines on it. Dude, dude, dude. I saw a documentary on Netflix, you know, a couple weeks ago was this board. You know, you're super bored. You're not watching anything, right?

So I watched this documentary about Pez dispensers. How about the history of Pez? No, some dude that cornered the black market of Pez dispensers. So this dude, right? With black people? Did I say black people? You said the black people market.

Is that what you said? No, I didn't say black people. Right, take the tape back. Take it back? Yeah, yeah. I don't know, I thought you said that. Okay, so you know how PES dispensers are collectible? They are kind of.

So back in, no they are. There's ones that are like $2,000, $3,000 a month. Anyway, can I just get to my point? Go. So this dude, right, he had no money. He was kind of a farmer. He had no money, he's like, I gotta figure this. What's so funny?

You're either a farmer or you're not. You're not kind of a farmer. He is. Did he have a garden at the front of his house? Or do you know? No, he had land. So he's a farmer. I didn't farm that much though.

Anyway, I don't know. Well, that's why he was poor. If he farmed a little bit more, he'd have a couple more bucks in his pocket. I'm not really here right now, so anyway, I'm trying to talk. Imagine he's got 20 acres of land. He's like, haven't farmed in years. I don't know why I can't get any money.

So you know what he did, this guy? But there was pest dispenser manufacturers in Europe, like in Ukraine or something, these kind of East European, right? So he would go there. I watched this. No, you didn't. Yes, I swear to God.

You swear to God? And he would get the ones that, because they didn't come to America, these pest dispensers. So he got those, he would just walk into the warehouse and like do side dealings with these people. He managed to convince them

that it was okay to sell it to him. Yeah. Even though he had no credentials. You saw it? Yes, it was insane. Wait, wait, how did you see it? Name a documentary on there, even if I don't remember the name, I've seen it.

I've sat on enough planes across this country going to shows where I just watched. Did you see the whole thing? I finished the whole thing. I liked it. He finally got caught he did get which is insane Yeah, yeah, because for a long time even the company was like it's not that big of a deal Mmm, like he wasn't really doing anything that but the American Pestis of us a guy. Yeah, it has a buried him Yeah, they killed him. He tried to bury him, which is that he's a fool. That's him right there That's my man dude. That's a farmer. Does he not look like a farmer?

He looks like a hippie. Okay, you're right. Yeah. You're right. By the way, the organization of his fucking clamps in the back, that is my ticket. That's great. That's beautiful.

Yeah, I don't know how any of it works. No, you don't know what any of those things are. Even when you get picture frames and do those things, they bring you, I can't even describe, they give you like a little plastic cup kind of a thing. And then you gotta put that in the wall. And then you gotta figure out where like,

where the board is behind the wall, right? I just take a nail and go pop, pop. To the dry wall. Yeah, that's smart. Oracle George. Oracle George. Fucking cocksucker. Honestly, man, you gotta enunciate a little bit more.

That's getting bad. Yeah, that was great. You're going backwards. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oracle George. He had oral surgery this morning. Oh, that's right, that's a little bit more. That's getting bad. That was great. You're going backwards. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He had oral surgery this morning. Oh, that's right, that's right. Oh, that's what it is. You had oral sex with some guy this morning?

Yeah. Does it hurt? A lot of connellingus, yeah. Wait, what got cut? Your molars? I had a crown lengthening procedure. You made a crown bigger? Yeah, they have to

Shave the bone had to shave the bone. Yeah Wow this guy showed up after sir gold Gala Hmm gold Gala from Gold House. Okay. What is that? I? Got it the fuck you talking about the Asian event. Oh Jesus I just got it Gold House gold gold Gala. That's what it was. Mm-hmm. Oh, Gold House. Jesus Christ. I just got it. Gold House, Gold Gala. Yeah, Gold Gala, that's what it was. Yeah, that's it. Beautifully. Beautiful, look at this.

I don't see you in that photo. I didn't do the red carpet, you know me. I sneak in from the back. No, I think they requested you to. And ask Margaret. Margaret goes, who was the first one to leave? Me, every time. You gotta. Yeah, yeah.

Look at. That's beautiful. That's beautiful. That's the guy That's not my the table. We got no we go way back But we got a pretty good table Jimmy Oh Yang look at that not see now Gold Gala right you're saying I went am I in the photo cuz you left you leave early Oh fuck Am I in the photo? Cause you left, you leave early. Oh fuck.

The guy from Queer Eye. And by the way, even Ali Wong, not Ali Wong, even Margaret last night said that you guys, they got gift bags and you left too early. You didn't get a fucking gift bag. Oh, I missed the photo. And the gift bag, I'd rather leave it. But who else is in there?

I saw John Cho, is John in the photo? Who else is in there? John Cho's not in the photo. It looks photo. Is that Kevin Spacey? Who's in there? John shows up in the photo. It looks photoshopped. Is that Kevin Spacey? Who's in there? That guy? Yeah, yeah.

Oh, yeah, yeah. No, that was from a year before. That's Daniel Dae Kim. You don't know who that is? You mean that guy? You don't know who that is? He's just an Asian guy. Jesus Christ.

No, honestly, who's Daniel Dae Kim? He was in Lost, right? By the way, this photo is photoshopped. You realize these people aren't in the same room. You can tell. Those two older Asian women right there, they were not in that photo. They're dead. They're dead.

They're dead. They're dead. They're dead. They're dead. They're dead. Who's Daniel Dae Kim? He was in Lost, right? By the way, this photo is Photoshopped. You realize these people aren't in the same room. You can tell. Those two older Asian women right there, they were not in that photo. They're dead. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. They died years ago. It's a posthumous photo.

Yeah, yeah. Anyway, I went to that, but it's not the same. Who's that? Ben Baller up top? Also, I didn't dress good. You didn't dress well. Well, either. No, I know.

Good or well. Yeah, neither. I came spanky. What were you No, I know. Good or well. Yeah, neither. I came spanky. What would you wear to that? You don't have a suit. I wore like this.

I wore a jacket. Padma Lakshmi, she's famous and beautiful. Yeah. You wore a suit coat? Yeah, but something cool happened. Dev Patel. There's some high end Asians over there, bud. Bobby, I searched your name, but.

What? Yeah, they're not gonna put my name in there, dude. No. Because they think of this kind of entertainment as the bottom of the barrel, but. So do we. I know we do, but we're still the top. That's the best. We're the top of the bottom.

No, no, we're still at the top. They view it bottom. No, we're in the shit barrel, but we're at the top of the shit barrel. We're the cream on top, baby Yeah, but the barrel it gets released Not often. Yeah, I know but the foam on top of the shit barrel. Yeah, it gets released sometimes and we're the foam shopify Shopify is the global commerce platform that helps you sell at every stage of your business. That's right Bobby I gotta tell you we sell stuff all the time. Look at my merch shirt right

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No, John Krasinski. John Krasinski. We gotta go see it. Isn't Bradley Cooper in the movie? Isn't he the voice? One of the voices? I saw him at the. He is.

Dude, dude, John is the next Spielberg. You said that last night and it pissed me off yesterday. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because because what is that even fucking me? Because when you watch the kids, OK, Quiet Place, right? Killed it. Yeah. Great movie.

It's not Spielberg. Steven fucking Spielberg Steven fucking Spielberg Stevie Spielberg you think John Krasinski and this is not to disrespect him is gonna be Steven Spielberg I think that he has his sensibilities. Yeah, okay. Call me in 20 years. We'll go box office toe-to-toe It's a different landscape now. That's impossible Huh, this one is already a flop why if yeah, but you know because he didn't do well in the box office That's what that fucking compare. It's already a flop. Huh? This one is already a flop. Why? The if, yeah, it bombed. How do you know? Because it didn't do well in the box office.

That's a fob? Oh. Garfield made 100 million. But what I'm saying though is the trajectory, like for instance. Yeah. You shouldn't feed your cat lasagna by the way if I'm gonna go back to the Garfield thing real fast.

They don't like it, I tried. You cannot. I have three of them. They do not want it. That's such a bad lie. Yeah. Look at that, it made 33 million in You cannot. I have three of them. They do not want it. That's such a bad lie. Yeah. Look at that. It made 33 million in the States.

If bombed. But. God, that's so bad for a movie like that. I know. That thing probably cost, I don't know, $500 million. Well, how much does it cost? That's like his thing. He just hangs with George Clooney.

What do you mean? You don't think so? Maybe it costs 300 million. Maybe. Let me see how much it is. A hundred plus a hundred- Sebastian's in there. Yeah, I'm saying, yeah.

I think Maniscalco's in there, his voice or something. Anyway- You think he can make a Schindler's list? Well. I mean, they already did that. The budget for it, something like that. That's 110 million on production. Doesn't mean that A, didn't go over,

and B, that's not on marketing and promotion. Right. Double that. Okay, so- 250, then. Well, so- 250 then. Well, let me say something. There's a lot of been in a lot of processes throughout history, but what is left to make it, make a movie out of it?

And we've done a lot of the- If Krasinski makes a 9-11 movie, we'll talk. Make him make a 9-11 movie, we'll talk. They already did that one. What was it called? Nicholas Cage. Sully? No, not Sully.

Was that 9-11? What? When they're in the elevator the whole time? They, not Sully. Was that 9-Eleven? When they're in the elevator the whole time? They're not in the elevator, they're just under the building. No, no, I'm talking about- That was a great movie by the way. I want the perspective. Michael Pena and my friend Danny Nucci's in it.

I want the perspective of the pilots in 9-Eleven. Oh, that's a good one. What was going on? What were they? You know there was a couple of dudes that were like we shouldn't do this I do you know what I'd be Guys, are you sure? I? Would say are you sure probably 50 times right before the plane hits? Yeah. Yeah, I don't

Yeah, yeah I mean we could get pussy here Isn't that that like in your afterlife with your Muslim that you Muslim that you get? How many, how many, was it 93 virgins? A bunch of them. Why 93? That's a pretty good number though. It's a great year in Chicago for Jordan. But if I got 94, I wouldn't complain either though. Oh, it's 72, we're way off.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But if I got 73, I would be like, I would count in heaven, 73, okay. Imagine you get to heaven and you go 71, 72, 71. Okay, 71. Where's my other? Hello. Where's my other two?

Where's my other, something's missing. Yeah, yeah. What is going on here? Why does it say that? Men will receive 72 virgins in Hadith Corpus. There is some debate on the meaning of the, 72 40-year-old virgins. That's so funny, that's a great movie. Hey, Bob, you ready for your payoff? there is some debate on the meaning of the 72 40 year old virgins.

That's so fun. That's a great movie. Hey, Bob, you're ready for your payoff? You spit on the mic. I don't feel great. Well, good. I'm glad you showed up. We'll be fine.

You're going to be fine. We'll be fine. You take a, you got an emergency back there? That's all I've been drinking all day. Emergency? Yeah. What is this? The South Korean there? That's all I've been drinking all day. Emergency? Yeah. What is this? The South Korean president, what's he gotta say?

You know the South Korean president made an announcement? What'd he say? Let's hear it. A long, long time ago. Oh! I can still remember how that music used to make me smile. Billy Joel. how that music used to make me smile. Billy Joel.

And now I knew he fed my chains. See the variation, Gala. Yeah, was this at the gold? Yeah, it was. They'd be happy for a while. Yeah. February made me shiver. Oh, he got through that. Really paper I that. Oh!

Alright, push pause for a second. This is really good. By the way, the fact that he got through deliver is fucking bananas. Okay, you go to a Korean government. No thanks. And sing a Korean song in front of other Koreans. Would love to. Give it to me and I will do it.

All right, I'll give you a song right now. Give me a- Hey, give me- San Toki. No, no. Give me Bye Bye Miss American Pie in Korean. No, you gotta sing a Korean song. No.

Yes. No, because- That's an American song. You sing an American song because we make the best shit No, Santokis a good song Santoki Give me the lyrics to Santoki. Okay, San Toki Tokia San Toki Tokia you gotta do the song. Yeah that popular song. Give me the lip up bunnies Zip up bunnies. What the fuck did you say? Here we go. There is Santoki. There we go. Here we go. Go down. There it is, San-to-ki, there it is. Here it is. Here we go, go down. There it is.

All right. What's the rhythm of it? No, you gotta, you got the music there? No. Give me the rhythm. All right, zoom into the lyrics. I'll give you the first line, right? It goes like this.

No, no, just do the rhythm, go, bam, bam, bam. I'll give you the, okay. Now just sing it. Okay. San-to-ki, toki-ya, oh, di-nen ga-nen-ya, gang-chung, gang-chung, kki-myun-seo, I'll sing it. San Toki Toki ya, Where are you going? Gangchung Gangchung Where are you going?

Gangchung Gangchung Where are you going? San Toki Toki ya, Where are you going? Gangchung Gangchung Minsoo, where are you going? Off? By the way, you're taking, all you're doing is stealing.

But that's a remix? Yeah, it's a remix. No, that's the song came first. DJ Khaled. You're gonna say that. San, to, san, to, san, san, san, san, san, san, san, san, san, san, san, san, san, san, San Toki Toki ya, Odiro, Gang-nyeon ya.

Dude, I'd make a banger out there in Korea and they would be losing it. You think so? 100%, they'd love me. But you know what this is songs about. That's a good restaurant, Santokia I've been down there about summer bunnies Summer bunnies. Yeah, what does that what spring bunny spring bunny spring bunnies? Yes, you know how she in the see what she's doing. Do you do this son? It's a mountain rabbit You go son talkie like this. Oh, I like that. Yeah, and they eat it San toki toki, like this. Oh, I like that.

Yeah, yeah. And then they eat it. Ravenous. Is this talking about lunch? Is this a song about lunch? Who's here? What's going on? We have a visitor.

Oh, come on in. My grandma Judy. You guys remember her from- Oh, wow, grandma Judy's here. Hi, grandma Judy. What's up, fuckers? Oh my God, hi, red grandma. Hi, grandma.

Hi, grandma Judy. Please sit down, good to see you. Sit down, grandma. Oh my god. It's good to see you What a surprise. Give her the cans This is McCone's grandmother Beautiful. You want to wear the cans? You want to wear the cans, gram? Huh? You want to wear the headphones? Don't matter. Doesn't matter. Doesn't matter. Yeah.

Okay. Nope. You don't want to hear it. Judy, that's your Judy, right? Yeah. Judy, I love your nails. Thank you. Judy, how do you feel about Koreans?

Do you like Koreans? They're okay, I guess. Yeah. Some of them. You're Bobby? Yeah. Yeah. You're a motherfucker.

Yeah. You know that? Oh, wait, wait, Judy, hold on. No. No. Fuck you, Judy.'re a motherfucker. Yeah Hold on. Oh Fuck you Judy wait a minute Come here call me mom. I'm sorry my code Pay me I'm your pie man. I'm pissed at you the way you treat my fucking grandson. Yeah, you do treat him like Fuck you Judy You don't come to my house and fucking say that shit to me you be nice to the guy

The fuck I don't motherfucker. I just did it now. She did you want me come up? I'm sorry. All right. I'm sorry. So anyway, fuck you Fuck you don't talk to me like you don't talk to her like that I just you know, you started with that tone. I'd be nice be nice. Fuck you. You don't talk to me like you don't talk to her like that. I'm right I just you know, you started with that tone and I'd be nice be nice. Fuck you be nice Don't take it out on him. He's right. That's right. He ain't said a fucking word. Oh, yeah, you know what Judy? You know what you want you want to hear Judy you want to hear some shit right now, dude? All right, the Vietnam War, you guys lost that. Do you know why?

We're sneakier. You know what? What? I'm gonna come over and I'm gonna whoop your motherfucking eyes if you keep running that fucking mouth of yours. I will beat the hell out of you. I know you will, Judy, but fuck it. Judy, how about it?

Hey, I'll win that war. Yeah, she'll win that war. Oh yeah? I'll fucking get tunneled, bitch. I'll win, hey, I'll win that war. Yeah, she'll win that war. Oh yeah? I'll fucking get tunneled bitch. Why don't you- I'll stop it. Why don't you be nice? I'll stop. She came in with the energy,

I was gonna be so loving. No, you were negative. Hey, I'll stop a damn mud hole in your ass and then stop and cry, you motherfucker. All right, Jude, let's start over. Be nice. Judy, I apologize. I don't give a fuck.

I'll see what I'm saying? She won't fucking stop. I don't like the way you treat my grandson. I don't like what you spawned. Wait a minute. We love him. No, you had a daughter or whatever that had that piece of shit.

Fuck you. Why don't you ask her some questions? Oh, him? Hey, it takes one to know one, don't it? Oh some- Oh him? Hey! It takes one to know one, don't it? Oh it does! Piece of shit! Alright, Judy, let's back up for a second.

Back up. Get to know her. Judy, getting to know all of you. Getting to know all of you. Stay off. You lay off of Andrew. You're right. You're right.

Alright, Judy. Thank you, Judy. He's a fucking nice guy. Thank you, Judy. You lay off for Andrew. You're right, you're right. All right, Judy. Thank you, Judy. He's a fucking nice guy. Thank you, Judy. Okay, Judy. Be nice now. Go ahead and ask her to get some place. All right, so Judy, let's start over. I'll treat your grandson nicer.

Good. I'll fuck you better. What you gonna do about it with me? Okay, where are you starting? What am I gonna do about it? You don't wanna know what I'm gonna do about it. Got your eyes out right now in front of everybody. I will come over there, I'll find out where you live,

I'll take the biggest shit. I'll tell you where I live, come over! I'll tell you where I live! And I'll take the biggest shit I can right in the middle of your fucking bed. Oh, you'll take the shit out of my bed? I'll do diarrhea in your fucking eyes. Oh no.

And you'll fucking be able to go blind. And you'll look just like me the next morning Yeah, let's go back. Let's go back. You won't start over. Let's start over be nice to our guy fucking chikes What's a chitch? Yeah, yeah, anyway, let's back up for a second Judy you live in Minnesota. Yeah What's a problem? I love it. I grew up in a diner a little bit. She knows she hates a diner. I don't give a shit where you grew up at.

Sounds right. I don't give a fuck. Why don't you ask her something? Why is she so hostile? She's not. She's not. I'm just in here. Come in here.

Yeah. To tell you to your motherfucking face, you better treat my grandson better than what you fucking do. I agree. All right. I agree. You also flashed her daughter. Yeah, you flashed her daughter. You got an attitude with him. You tell me. Yeah, you got something to say. You say it. I call you. I can get your number, Judy. Fuck no. I'm giving you my fucking phone number. Then how can I tell you? How can I call you? I'll give Andrew my phone number. Thank you. Yeah. Yeah. So I'll call him, he calls you.

I'll call, I'll relay it. Why don't you ask some set of questions and let's do a nice interview. Give that to Aunt Jennifer. Please, she's pissed. Be nice, she's pissed. Be nice. What's up?

Don't show her your ass. Do not. I'm telling you, I'm telling you. Don't. I got a real big foot, but I'll put it right straight up your motherfucking ass. You better not show her your ass. I'm not gonna show you my butt.

You better not. I know. You better not. She's allergic to seafood. You don't like calamari? Repeat that. Say it again. Come on out.

I'm gonna tell you. Do you like calamari? I don't even know what the fuck that is Give a damn. Okay, she's becomes calm down. Let's come down. Let's take the temperature down I'm calm if you were gonna fucking calm. Yeah, we're gonna go out to dinner with Judy. Where would you guys go? Where would you have with her? I don't know um Is there a Cracker Barrel nearby you like Crackeracker Barrel, Jude? No, I don't like Taco Bell. And to go out with him? Yeah, you have to go out on a date with him.

Well, hold hands. Oh, shit! Well, hold hands! You gotta hold hands. We're holding hands! We want to make amends. He's gonna take you out for dinner. He wants to make amends.

I don't think you're gonna be able to make it up to her. Oh, I think I can. How do you think you're gonna get this back? Do you like origami? Huh? Do you like origami? There you go with that fucking shit again. Okay, all right. So Calamari doesn't know. Well, if it rhymes. Yeah, yeah. Origami doesn't know. Not a fan. All right. Okay, so. Don't say salami she'll fucking You better not dude. Yeah. Yeah, how can you make it up there? All right. I'm gonna all right Take your time. I will take my time What I want to say to you, I want you to apologize. I think you should apologize

Just the way you treated her this whole time. It's been insane. It has been you've been treated her poorly. Be nice No, she didn't all right. You've got to treat her now You've been treated her poorly. Be nice. She went hostile there. No, she didn't. All right. You've got to treat her nice. All right, all right.

And apologize for the way you behave. I'm gonna try again. You came to this country and now you take jobs. I was born here actually. You, seriously? Yeah. Oh shit. Was he born here?

Yeah, yeah. So. So apologize though to Judy. You're taking the job. I think you're talking about yourself. Yeah, first of all, of all the people that- You foreigner. You're the first to get deported.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, so. I think you should apologize. All right, so I'm gonna apologize. Just make make it better, please so McCone can have a nice trip in this family. Listen Judy. I Want to say honestly for heartfelt? I just get to see you When I first saw you I was like pleasantly surprised I was very excited to see you and I think you're a great woman I really do and you did such a great job raising your children and your grandchildren. They're very good

Offspring, you know, and just let me finish. Okay, and you know, it's just meeting you. It's like I you know, um, I Thought I would never meet somebody from the movie deliverance What are you so it's like and when you're watching deliverance as a kid you're like I don't know these people and then you beat them right and you go they fuck pigs, right? Yes, so what do you do McCone what you gonna do dude? I'm right here. Don't fuck with me, dude Anyway, I'm kidding. It was a joke look on so thanks for being here What are you trying to do mother fucker Fucking word you say you don't believe what I'm saying. Yeah, but okay. All right, how do how can we repair this? I

Think I already did it the way to do this beyond I tried the apology was good It's very good But I think before you say goodbye to her because you want to mend this I want you to say something along the lines of Hope you have a great day. Oh, you know, I can't say that you gotta do something. I don't mean that though Okay, I'll compromise compromise Judy. I hope you have an average day Bullshit bullshit, you know, you're full of bullshit you know that you have a head full of bullshit it's like thank you very fucking much yeah you're welcome well that's a compliment this is good yeah yeah that seems good

That's not you're right. You're right. Hey, yeah Come on mend the wound Jumping I love you. I don't stitch it up. Okay, stitch it up. Let me try please. I gotta turn this air Yeah, all right Come on. You got something to say. Say it. I love you. Bullshit.

Yeah, she doesn't buy it. I did the best. Say it with more vigor. I love you. Deeper. Bullshit. Judy, she doesn't buy it. I did the best. Say it with more vigor. I love you. Deeper. Bullshit. Judy, I love you. You shit.

You're shit. I'm shit. Okay. Now, what I want to do is retaliate, but I'm not gonna. You can't. I'm learning not to. You can't. I'm learning not to, all right?

You know what? I am full of shit. Yeah. I'm a fuck face. Smart. All right. Yeah, I'm gonna go back to me I'm a terrible one and I should learn my ways That's right, and I learn anything and I have to learn to respect McCone and respect people around me At try right and I'm telling you that motherfucker. Yeah. Yeah, she told you that and we're all people Correct. No, that's pretty true. Yeah, you have people in LA. You have the hills have eyes. Yeah, she told you that. And we're all people, correct? Yeah, that's pretty true. You have people in LA, you have the Hills Have Eyes.

Oh yeah. The people from there, right? You have the people from the mountain people. Got it. In the canyons, you know what I mean? They don't have the same things we have. You know what I mean? You look inside a cave, their eyes come out.

You know what I mean? And you go, hello. Hello there, I love you. Right? You love Jesus too? I do too. Jesus. So I love everybody.

Good. Yeah. And I have to say another thing man. Yeah. Yeah, you're great If I love the fucking boy shit around come over and out hug your fucking neck She might give you a hug that seems violent what I heard that's it doesn't seem like a hug sound like a hug It's finished with a hug. I think you give her a big hug. Would you like to hug me? Give her a hug. Fuck no! Well, I don't want to hug her either, to be honest with you.

Do you know why though? How about a high five? But do you know why? How about a high five? I'm afraid I'm gonna get hard. Give her a high five. Can I give you a high five? It was amazing.

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Yeah. I'm being friendly. Yeah. I'm a nice guy, right? You came in, right? He became obsessed with you. That's not true. Yeah, you did.

Yeah, you did. I like him just fine. You became obsessed with him. That's not true. Yeah, you did. Yeah, you did. I like him just fine. You became obsessed with him. The kid's fine. Yeah. You drive him around, he comes to your house. Well, he's young, burgeoning. And so in my mind, I'm like, I have to play bad cop now. All right. I was good cop. You're a good cop, right? You can't have it all. So I was just being bad cop, right? Right. But now I feel like the act that I was doing on the road, because you know, when you lost your earphones, I bought you a new earphone. Yep.

I do things for you. You gave those away? You gave those away, yeah. And then, you know, when you gave me that DVD, I watched it immediately, I was really grateful for it. My point being is this, if you're funneling resentment to your grandma, right, and then she comes down to here, calling me a bullshit motherfucker.

Wow, you are a bullshit motherfucker. Yeah, what is going on around here? It's gone too far. I think she was just having fun. I think it's gone too far. What do you think? She was just having fun. That's a little bit.

What do you think, you wanna fire the kid because of it? No, I'm not gonna fire him. I'm just saying, let's get it out now because it's like, I don't need another grandma or the great grandma or the fucking grandfather or any of these People coming over here the grandpa's is here next week. So we can meet him Yeah, he was on the books. He was on the books. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well tell your grandpa, right? That we're just kidding around right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah

Well, I mean like that that was that was pretty cathartic so I feel like I feel like I'm ready to oh yeah But so you He's ready to let it go now ready to let it go. Yeah, if you are it sounds like you're holding some resentments I'm ready to let it go. I'm holding a lot of things. I know Let it go, baby. I can't let it go right now. Come on. I almost want to this is what I want to do I almost want to it's just hear me out. It's insane. Yeah, I almost want to finish the war I almost want to it's just hear me out. It's insane. Yeah, I almost want to finish the war Well, go ahead. Yeah, I almost want to go. Okay, you want to play games?

If you want to play family games, I could get some of my family involved as well. Most are dead Oh, no, I get some cousins are loopy. All right. What about you Carlos? How do you feel I mean, I think the cones young and he's not used to this Hollywood shit I'm not Hollywood. Well, don't even see bring that in. Why do you bring? I mean, I think McCone's young and he's not used to this Hollywood shit. I'm not Hollywood. Well, don't even bring that in. Why are you bringing that in? Stop bringing that in, dude. Yeah. Yeah. I just think he needs to get used to it and I think he's finally settling into it. No, I think I feel very settled. I feel settled too.

Good. All right. But wow, that what a whirlwind. That was heavy. Pretty heavy to me. it made me sad. Really? Because parents love me. Well, grandparents don't. That's true, why not?

My parents love you. My parents love you too? Yeah, grandma does not. Yeah, yeah, yeah. My parents love you. She doesn't like me at all. Some of it could be, you know, the- The war.

Yeah. It's gotta be history at that point. It's history. Right, they remember back when you guys weren't allowed to talk to them That's right, you know, right different time i'm calling her bullsh- I love it though I'll tell you why because now I can say stuff. Yeah, I can fight against it back in the day. I couldn't so let me ask you this All right um

Do you have um cousins that I mean does she have grandchildren or female? Yeah, so if I said to judy i'm dating your grandchildren. You would lose her mind. Oh wow yeah She would probably pull a gun out or something Murder well no she means Yeah, that's not gonna scare me Murder to them that's not murder. Oh, what is that? Cleansing like putting a dog down or something. Oh wow Keep that in yeah, I like that he will I like that yeah, yeah, I like that okay, so you know I feel like this is a

There's something that's not gonna. Go away easily. I don't think I wanna squash it right now. Why? Yeah, I wanna keep the balls going. Yeah, I'm juggling. I want to keep the balls. Keep the balls in the air. Yeah, the show's still on. I'm still performing.

So what I'm saying is I'd like to keep this war going. I now know Judy, your grandma Judy. I know my enemies. It's not your enemies. Just listen. I know my enemies. And I know my allies. It's not your enemies. Just listen. I know my enemies. Okay. And I know my allies.

Well, that, okay, that's true. And I know how the war is played. And I will win. In the long run, yeah. Short run. It's gonna be a short war. Pretty short. Okay.

Yeah. But God bless you, man. Back to your position. God bless you and take care of them. God bless you. Good job, bud. Also, cool shirt. Thank you, man. Back to your position. God bless you and take care of that. God bless you. Good job, bud. Also, cool shirt. Thank you.

Yeah. Cool shirt. Cool shirt, great shirt. But you didn't defend me at all. What was there to defend? Hold up, Judy. I think I- I mean, that could have been nice.

Whoa, Judy, out of pocket. You didn't- You came in with guns ablazing. Play the tape. I said, okay, let's out of pocket. You came in with guns ablazing. Play the tape. I said, okay, let's get this back. I was trying to be a mediator. Dude, you're acting as if we were on the same fraternity and we knew each other for 20 years. So wow, what a world.

I wasn't feeling well. I'm up now. You're feeling good now. I'm not feeling good. You're going to do spots tonight. No, I canceled those. Good. What a weird day, man

What a whirlwind All right, show something funny then carlos make him feel better. Will you feel better? What is this? Jojo siwa drunk at disneyland love Big jojo siwa fan siwa spent her 21st birthday embarrassing herself yesterday at disneyworld's epcot The clearly wasted pop star tried to start a sing-along to her newly released song Karma but no one knew the words. I should have known better. I had a wish. Embarrassing. I would have never asked around. Yeah, we know it.

Couple of things here. Yeah, go ahead, tell me. Yes. What are you doing at Disney? That's not a thing. What are you doing at Disney? That's another thing. What are you doing your 21st birthday at Disney? One of the most happiest places I've ever been. Oh. 21st birthday at Disney?

I went there last year. Loved it. Without kids? No kids. Gross? No. Gross. Star Wars.

Jail. Star Wars? Right to jail. Because I like Star Wars? Because you go to Disney World without kids. I was. Jail. Star Wars? Right to jail. Because I like Star Wars? Because you go to Disney World without kids. I was with a kid. Jail. Who?

Oh. Yeah. A friend's kid was with you. Yeah. So then yes, you get a pass. Thank you. Yeah, that's fine. All is well.

Do I go to prison? VIP pass. Jesus Christ. You go to jail, not prison. We'll let you out. But we're gonna wag a finger. I think the VIP, remember that? Yeah.

Let me ask you something. With a kid is fine. Have you done the VIP experience? I don't have a kid. It doesn't matter. What I would like to do. Would you take me? I'll take you too.

What? VIP? What, yeah, I'll do the VIP. How much is VIP at Disney? It's 800 an hour. What? In an hour you can do the whole park. No you can't. That doesn't, that math is not right. $8,500.

You're there for 12 hours? 800 an hour? You're there for 10 hours? Yeah. You went to the park for 10 hours. Oh yeah, even longer. I can't even get you to fucking do this show for an hour. There's a lot to do.

Same. Same. Okay, anyway, so that's how much it costs and I'll tell you what you get with it. You get the VIP experience. You go to the front of the line. Let me finish, man. Right now, dude, I'm not in the mood for you doing this right now.

Cut me off, okay? Don't get so angry. Let me explain myself. I'm turning into Judy. Please Don't get so angry. I'm let me explain myself. I'm turning into Judy Please don't turn into Judy Alright so I love her so what you get is you early in the morning you go to that hotel with the lock It'll lock haven't feel there's a big bonfire you talk and there's a lady speaking Spanish to me as a lady comes out You know, they look like they you know, they were in the gold rush

Hey, you know me on that whole thing. I love it. I clap And there's a lady. Speaking Spanish to me. There's a lady that comes out, they look like they're in the gold rush. And hey, y'all. You know what I mean, that whole thing. I love it. I clap. You know what I mean? Are you ready for the adventure? Say what you wanna do first? And so you get to go around with this lady,

she's wearing the outfit, she has all the passes. And you go in the front of the line in every ride. Right? And then you get to, even the little experiences like making a lightsaber, right? She can make those appointments. Cute. Yeah.

And she's pretty much with you the whole time. Like if you wanna go eat anywhere. You tip her? Oh yeah. You tip her cash? Oh yeah. What'd you tip her? Like I did last night at the parking lot guy.

That made me laugh so fucking hard. So anyway. You tip it at the parking lot, you give them a couple bucks. You know, five, 10 bucks, sometimes 20. You know what. They tip it at the parking lot, you give them a couple bucks, you know, five, 10 bucks, sometimes 20, you know what I mean? It's the parking lot guys. I said, how much did you just give him? He used $100.

Insane. A generous guy. $100 to park your car? I only brought that up because you accused me of not tipping the fucking Gold Rush lady. No, I just asked how much you tipped the gold lady. I don't know how much those, I don't do that stuff. I don't know what you tip that lady.

I would give her probably like 300 bucks maybe for the day. You know what a woman did to me today? I ordered and then I beep booped my food. I beep booped on the thing, on the Apple Pay. And then she manually got rid of the tip thing. Cause she wants cash. But that was interesting because I went to go press the button, she goes, oh, good to go.

So she moved to the next screen without me. Oh, that's nice. But then I thought, are they told to do that by the management to skip the tip? Because I went to tip. But then she goes, you're good to go. She did it so fast, then it goes, no thanks. Or in the receipt, no thanks. And I thought, did they tell them to do that, you think? to go. She did it so fast, then it goes, no thanks, or receipt, no thanks.

And I thought, did they tell them to do that, you think? Or did she think I don't tip? Did she look at me and she goes, this guy doesn't tip? Can I be honest with you? And don't get angry. You don't look like you tip. I don't look like I can afford to tip? No, you can afford it.

You just don't look like you do tip. Why? You're frown. I always tip. I know you tip. Well, I tip well I know you do I never not I've been to but I look like a furrowed brow doesn't tip guy. Yeah Yeah, hmm. I want to show Bob. You do need to watch this. I do want you to see this for a second. Okay Russians are the fucking best. Oh ice boxing. So it's just straight boxing on ice. That's so good.

Why not put it on ice? I know, it's genius. They put Disney on ice. Why not boxing? Right. Here's what's so great about this to me. Russians got to be the people that came up with power slap, you know, the slapping. Arm wrestling, that's all like them trying to take things to like another level. This boxing shit. What, what

else do you want to see on a different? I'll tell you right now. Sky fighting, sky die fighting. That's brilliant. Right. And that is brilliant. Yeah. You punch each other, right? If you knock them out, they die obviously because they can't pull open the. So what? So what? Don't lose. That's great. Sky fighting. Yeah. Sky fighting.

Yeah. Do you jump out of same plane or different planes? It's got to be the same plane. How do you meet them? What do you mean? Have you never seen that? They jump out. You can change your direction.

No, this is what you do. Same plane. Same plane. But you have a distance, but you're still tied to them. Oh, your tandem. Yeah. There's a rope that's connected to our belly, right? So you have to fight. So if one guy dies, the other guy, he gets to pull. He gets to them. Oh, your tandem. Yeah, there's a rope that's connected to our belly, right? So you have to fight. So if one guy dies, the other guy, he gets to pull, he gets to

pull here. Check it out. You knock the guy out and then you 69 him and you get to come down. Why do you have to 69? No, because he's 69. His head is by the balls. Yeah. Yeah. Love it. That's what you want. Yeah. Just 69 somebody. Fine. From a plane. Sky fighting. Yeah, really. What's another one? Well, how about fighting underwater? I would love to see a little tango down below. I was like sloth fighting. Yeah Yeah, I could do that one. I like fighting on fire. Oh Like a fire pit would be dope. Yeah, and and not a whole thing isn't on fire, but around it is Yeah, you have a floating ring. Check it out.

Oh yeah. No, you don't even know. What's in the water? What? What's in the water? What's in the water? What's in the water? That's not what I'm talking about.

I'm talking about a floating fighting ring on water. What's in the water? It's not what's in the water. What's happening in the water? What's happening? Tsunami. Oh, expensive. It's timing.

Timing. Timing is everything on this one, right? Yeah, that's tough. You's timing. Timing. Timing is everything on this one, right? Yeah, that's tough. You got to work with the weather. You have a flotation, right? And then all the debris. Oh, yeah. There's debris happening, right?

Somebody's house, right? It's wavy or whatever you call it. Turbulence. Sure. Yeah, yeah. Wow. What about- Now the cameraman, I don't know, that would be tough.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Well. Okay. Wow. What about the cameraman? I don't know. That'd be tough. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well, okay. Union. Union. Okay. Union. Those guys are tough. Okay. A tornado fight would be amazing fighting in the middle of a tornado. Who gets swept away? By the way, that'd be cool. I watched the trailer for twister. Yeah. It's the same movie. It's the same movie. It was Helen Hunt and Bill Pullman. Yeah. Now it's fucking- No, it was Bill Paxton. Paxton? Yeah. And now it's Glenn Powell and who is the girl? I don't know. Look, it's the same fucking

movie. But look, can I say something? They have two this time. Yeah, plural. It's not the same movie. There was many twisters in Twister. It wasn't just one. They have twins in this one. Yeah. They have twin babies?

Twin twisters. But dude, imagine. Wow. But do you know who else was in- Same fucking movie. Do you know who else was in Twister? Don't say anything, no one says it. You know who else was in Twister?

Great actor. The thing about Twister you don't realize is they had great actors. Well, I loved the original. Yeah, so. Who was in it? Philip Seymour Hoffman. Oh, oh my God, he was in Twister. Yeah. Oh who was in it? Philip Seymour Hoffman. Oh, oh my God.

He was in Twister. Yeah. Oh my God. He was in that movie. I mean, imagine having that caliber in a fucking disaster movie. It's insane. He was so good. Yeah.

He was so good. He was her helper, right? He was like on her team. Yeah. But I liked his character. And then what's his name from Secession? I know. Yeah.

Yeah. Tim. No, no. Let me get us. I know. Yeah, yeah. Tim, no. No. Let me get us. I know. Alan Rock. Alan Rock. Fuck, why did you do that? Alan Rock. Alan Rock, Philip Seymour Hoffman.

I mean, look at that fucking cast. Wow. Yeah. And now they got Glenn Powell and fucking who's the new girl? Do you even know who the new girl is? Is she a new girl they're selling us? Yeah. This is a new girl they're selling us.

Hollywood's at it. This is when Hollywood's at it, when they push a girl that I've never heard of before, I've never seen her before, and she's in a thing. Don't sell us. Come on, zoom in. Oh, it's Daisy Edgar Jones. Never mind. I know she is.

We already sold. She'd been around for a while, but it didn't look like her. It didn't look like her in the preview. What was her biggest movie? Daisy Ed. Star Wars, right? No, no, no, no. I'm not a Daisy.

I'm not a Daisy. What was she in? I'm sorry I don't know, Bob. Bob war the world's that was a good movie at the TV show She was on okay. Go down. I've never oh she was a normal people. Yeah, can I talk about war the world? I loved normal people remember that Normal people I thought what were the world's normal people were the world yeah, can I talk about it, please okay? Yeah, man, John Krasinski's. That's so funny.

Thank you, I wish it had just ended there. That's good. Yeah, thank you for bringing it back. Woo, yeah, woo, yeah, woo, yeah.