Bad Friends - Moon King & Agent Orange w/ Yannis Pappas

Starting point is 00:00:00 You two are bad friends. You are these two idiots. Woo! I did an Asian dinner. You two are disgusting. Woo! Are you two or something? Bad friends.

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Starting point is 00:00:33 You're thug, in comedy, you're the Greek. Oh, that's a stavros. Stavros is. He's a bigger Greek than you. He's a bigger Greek. He's a bigger Greek. Well, he's a bigger physically bigger Greek than you. Bigger career, bigger body.

Starting point is 00:00:43 No, dude. To me, you're my number one great. Thank you Heroes than you You know that's that sizzling cheese. Oh Saganaki which sounds Japanese it does buddy stop Stop Stavvy Stop. Stop me. Yeah, can you hear me? Hey, sweetheart.

Starting point is 00:01:07 We're on the podcast right now. I just, I know you're putting you on blast a little bit, but there's a Greek guy in here who thinks he's the superior Greek of comedy. Yannis Papas, he's talking crazy. You got anything? Is he in there? Yeah, yeah. Are you guys trying to foment anti-Greek?

Starting point is 00:01:24 That's what they're doing so division in our ranks Cuz I'm not gonna I need to hear from his voice first from it. I trust your your mom grow red head You know you know what kind of pieces We're trying to start something up. You know, he's not talking shit. Yeah, we stand back to back. We know better than the fall for the fake Irish and Korean medicine. All right, we love you. Sorry, sorry, we're sorry. I'm sorry. We didn't want to create a divide. All right. Apologies, sir. I'm actually pretty funny. You can really echo. I'm actually kidding. I know you're kidding. I know you're kidding. I'll see you tomorrow. Bye, baby. I just picked your stop-shitting like all day.

Starting point is 00:02:05 All day, shit. Let me tell you something. I did his podcast. He said he shipped before. And then right when I got there, we had some downtime because they were trying to get a green screen right, had to shit again. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:02:17 Before we even rolled. Yeah, he probably eats three times, four times shits. He's a big guy. Okay, relax as you stuck your phone down. I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, had to shit again before we even rolled yeah he probably eats three times four times shits he's a bad guy okay relax as you stop your fight here's the thing it is very easy to divide greex by the way why I assumed I would

Starting point is 00:02:36 throw something out there and see how it was he really upheld the gree carriage we were never unified we never had an empire we're always city states we're always fighting with each other heritage. We were never unified. We never had an empire. We were always city states. We were always fighting with each other. Yeah, you guys were never a, there was no, what, there's no semblance of nationalism there, huh? No, we fought over boys. Also, and you guys have given away

Starting point is 00:02:54 your whole country. I guess I've slammed like so much. Yeah, we do. You've given away your whole country to tourism anyway. We have, yeah. You guys are fucking sellouts. You're huge sellouts. Huge.

Starting point is 00:03:02 I mean, the Germans invaded us and now they walk around our beaches with no like, Yeah, a little bit, a little man, Keeney's on. A little manky. Why do they wear those? Why is that okay? Because of the Holocaust?

Starting point is 00:03:14 I see the direct correlation. You see it, right? I did the math real quick. Yeah, you see it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're allowed to do that because of all the past things that they've done. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:03:22 We're gonna watch over on the beaches of Greece with our friends and just show off a little tiny package. Yeah, they have, they don't, they don't have big ones. No, they don't. No, the Germans don't. They have big guts. They have bigger dicks than me.

Starting point is 00:03:34 Can I tell you something? Watching you eat that burger gives me unbelievable joy. I love it. This is the second time I've done this show in both times you were eating burgers. Yeah, the last time you came from the airport and you had a burger. You had an in-out burger. You asked me before why you eat burgers, I said because you have a bad diet and then I said because we're in LA and you said there was a broke true but you said the third reason

Starting point is 00:04:00 was because you were rude. I'm not. No, no. No, take your time. You know it's funny. I'm not. No, take your time. You know it's funny, don't ask. You and Paul Veezy, right?

Starting point is 00:04:12 Yeah. Veezy. Paul Veezy. Yeah. Every time I go, you get, you get, you get, you get, you get, you get, you get, you get, you get, you get, you get, you get, you get, you get, you get, you get, you get, you get, you get, you get, you get, you get, you get, you get, you get, you get, you get, you get, you get, you get, you get, you get, you get, you get, you get, you get, you get, you get, you get, you get, you get, you get, you get, you get, you get, you get, you get, you get, you get, you get, you get, you get, you get, you get, you get, you get, you get, you get, you get, you get, you get, you get, you get, you get, you get, you get, you get, you get, you get, you get, you get, you get, you get, you get, you get, you get, you get, you get, you get, you get, you get, you get, you get, you get, you get, you get, you get, you get, you get, you get, you get, you get, you get, you get, you get, you get, you get, you get, you get, you get, you get, you get, you get, you get, you get, you get, you get, you get, you get, you get, you get, you get, you get, you get, you get, you get, you get, you get, you get, you get, get, you get, you get, you get, you get invite that is there's no truth to that there's got to be no truth there's one hundred percent you calling him a liar There's no you calling him a liar. Do you think for one second? He follows up and calls and says and wants to come up there look at me in the face and say you do yeah, I do I believe him you believe it you're lying wait I want to do that to me. I want to see the lie. I want to see how good you do it

Starting point is 00:04:39 I got to look on the ground real quick. No, you can't look at the ground. No, you have to stare on the face Don't look away. Okay, go away. So did you call, you call all the time and you say that you want to come up and follow up? Not you necessarily, Parsay. But Paul breezes. Well, that's not true either, because I go, I go, Paul. First of all, it's not his name.

Starting point is 00:04:57 Second of all. I'm in town. Yeah. I'm going to come to the woods. I'm in Jersey. Yeah. I love that he says, Parsay. He doesn't know it's Parsay.

Starting point is 00:05:04 Yeah, he thinks it's Parsay. It is what it is. He's in Jersey. Yeah. I love that he says par say he doesn't know it's per say. Yeah, he thinks it's par say. It is what it is. He's exactly what it is. People fucking your English. I'm gonna go back to your country that and speak your own language. Yeah, I'm trying to do it. It would accept me back. Yeah. I don't want you here. What do you do? I do personally, but anyway anyway, so you know, it's like don't do the invite then right Greek right Right Greek Harry bastard. Yes, that's right gyro head gyro head, but when I you know I when I came around the corner I saw you I get so excited to see I really do love you so much. I feel like we're family. Let's give it up for our guest Yonis pop it's you know, it's why not the young pop the young pop me too. I feel like we're family. Let's give it up for our guest, Yannis Papas, the studio today. Yeah, we're all applause. Why not? The Yann Pap, the Yann Pap.

Starting point is 00:05:46 The Yann Pap. Me too, I feel like we're family. I mean, it's like, do you really? Yeah, no chance. Like if I die, honestly, let's just go there. First of all, who's gonna go to, who's gonna go to your funeral? Who's gonna go to your funeral, Yannis?

Starting point is 00:05:56 Bobby or I? I feel more like Bobby's family than you because I speak more to you and I'm estranged to Bobby. So that kind of reminds me of what you're doing. Right, right, right. Yeah, he's cold. Because I speak more to you and I'm estranged to Bobby so that kind of reminds me about right right right right yeah he's called he That feels more like he's more formal If he's more like what do you want to what do you mean I texted me doesn't respond that's so outrageous

Starting point is 00:06:16 You're more family than it's so outrageous. He's a friend. Yeah, yeah, I can choose him. Oh, okay, I'll stop with you So let me ask you something, Yanyan. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So there's no love here. There's, I mean, you're closer to Andrew than you are to me. There's like here, there's love here. That feels better.

Starting point is 00:06:36 Yeah, which means I would ever work for you, baby. Yeah, it feels better. It's a better chance I'll kill you than him. The people who are in your family usually the ones who kill you. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's interesting. You don't have kill you than him the people who are in your family usually ones of kill. Yeah It's interesting. Yeah, I don't know if you could Did your phone just go off does someone ever rotary?

Starting point is 00:06:57 No, who honestly who's phone went off? Yeah, who's phone was me? Who's phone one off? There's no consequences get the paddle out. I will never betray Carlos Carlos. You're Fung. I'll say it was me. It was me. It was me. I could tell me real. Yeah. Interesting. Interesting. Interesting. Interesting. Interesting. Don't ever do that again. No, no, no. I think it's worse than that. I think you need to go outside. You're fired. You're fired. I wanted to sit in the parking lot for the rest of the episode. Okay. No, I'll just go outside. We don't want to see pretend. I want you to think about what you did. Yeah. It lot for the rest of the episode. Okay, no obviously squat side that we don't we don't see pretend I want you to think about what you did. Yeah, it even had the ring had an accent

Starting point is 00:07:35 That's a lot so I'm your dad. I'm up here. You scumbag you're in town In the room. Do I yeah, dude, you're so competitive right now I just don't. What's going on? You're just making conversation where as he has real questions. What did he say? What did you say? You think I'm doing a small talk.

Starting point is 00:07:52 I think you're doing fake small talk. Do big talk right now. Yeah, do big talk. Go. Yeah, well, what's the meaning of, you know, the universe? Ask me what, am I, what chakra I'm on right now? I'm on a high chakra. I'm not operating on lower chakra.

Starting point is 00:08:04 Okay. I'm not operating on lower chakra anymore. Okay. I'm not operating lower. Is that good talk or what? Yeah. It's good to me. Yeah, I think it's good talk, dude. I feel like you, I feel like you do operate on a surface. You're a very surface level. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:08:16 How often do you get down there? Down to the ground. Down underneath inside. Down. I've been down there for too long. And now I've found the light. I crawled out and guess what? It's the fucking white telling me to go back in the fucking hole and I refused to do it first of all I tell that right now. We're not the same kind of white. We're not did with still white

Starting point is 00:08:36 Yeah, oh, so you're saying different kids are white. We're different white and you're a different shade of white too, buddy Oh, you think so yours white is fucking me when you wear yellow too buddy. Oh you think so? You're as white as fucking me when you wear yellow. I can't even see you. It's like I want a news guy on the green screen doing the weather is on a green shirt. I can't even see you right now. You know that new you know that new teeth when you have yellow teeth it turns white. Yeah so that's what I'm gonna do with my body. Yeah when your shirts are yellow you know I'm gonna go purple. Well you look more white now when you wear yellow. Yeah, cuz here's the thing I don't understand well how did that become a stereotype that Asians are yellow. They're not yellow

Starting point is 00:09:10 They're white. No, but it's that undertone of their skin is yellow. Is it yeah look? I mean look at I'm like a I'm a red you I see yellow in your skin. I know I'm close. We're brothers. We're brothers. Oh, that's what you're saying? Yes So then you're a yellow good. Yeah Thank you. I'm from an island. You're from an island. Yeah You connected so you're allowed to say it on a count of three. God. I just say the G-Ware all right Right one two three Okay, it's a trap. Yeah, but oh you're right. So you know, but at the end of the day two I think that we're different trap. Oh, you're right. But at the end of the day, too, I think that we're

Starting point is 00:09:46 different species. I think we're comedians. I think comedians are a tri-bunk in them themselves. Absolutely. Now, but if there was just a society of just comedians, what would happen? What do you mean? What would get done if everyone got wiped out but comics?

Starting point is 00:10:00 What would happen? Well, we wouldn't have electricity. No electricity. No running water. No. No suit. No sewage system. Yeah, no running water. No, no fucking no sewage system Yeah, they be a lot of fucking. Yeah, so a lot of like a lot like over like a over production of human beings Yeah, yeah, but nothing logical and then we would are like vans or grocery store. Oh fuck staffers was this here. It's empty Right

Starting point is 00:10:23 What's a life like that? What's some good what's some good ones for whites? See, that's the thing where you never came up with it. You know, when you take cracker, that's the, I love crackers. Yeah. What kind of crackers? Even like the plain ones, the like the saltine ones. You get it? But still, they're good. If you put peanut butter in it, it's delicious.

Starting point is 00:10:40 Yeah, they're only good with something else. The point is, it's not good alone. Yeah, but it's very like, but you know what, I bet you this. Like I like crackers in groups. Like when crackers are grouped together, like, you know, at the Capitol or something, then I think they're viable and they're worth something.

Starting point is 00:10:56 Individual crackers are worth nothing. Yeah, yeah. You take a bunch of crackers. Together. And you put them out in a field at night. Right. And they're chanting. And they have torches.

Starting point is 00:11:04 Then I like them. I love it with crackers have torches are better cracker Otherwise right out of the box one-on-one. They're not that good. Yeah, I like them in groups to yeah Groups of crackers. That's what I learned but like in Japanese determine camps I bet you money if you go you want a cracker. They would love it just a dry cracker. Yeah, because they didn't have any Yeah, they would say anything bingo my point. Okay, you're right. When you're hungry, you love it. When you're hungry, you love crackers. That's our slogan. My point is that's in the white devil.

Starting point is 00:11:28 Does that feel bad? That's not that great either. I like it. What does the white devil look like, by the way? When they say white devil, what does he look like? Zuckerberg. As you think of Mark Zuckerberg, is white devil? He didn't look at their handsome.

Starting point is 00:11:38 That's like an Abercombie to add. Yeah. Right? That is a lot more model. So yeah, that doesn't matter. The white devil. Yeah, no, that's not a shot hockey is a funny one Hockey hockey yeah, yeah, honky is a funny one too like it's like black people like yeah, yeah, fun of our rhythm like yeah, hunky Yeah, like your honky

Starting point is 00:11:59 Yeah, there isn't one so let's come up with one now that little hurt your feelings gone I don't know what do we go on? I'm just what you're doing as a think tank Come face yeah Come face load just just skin just skin no Just skin yeah, yeah, just can sounds like a club in New York in the 80s Sounds like my lawyer mock G. Skin Yeah, so just kid doesn't work what else? By the way, what a nightclub in the 80s what come on down to just get and that's what I'm saying Mark G. Skinner. Yeah. So G. Skin doesn't work. What else?

Starting point is 00:12:25 By the way, what a nightclub in the 80s. What? Come on down to G. Skinner. And that's what I'm saying. Andy Warhol's there. Andy Warhol's there. Basquiat will be there one night only. Yeah, J.J.J.J.J.S.S.

Starting point is 00:12:36 Skirr. You know, sad it would be if a guy like that was still alive today, would he be selling out? You better believe it. Oh, Basquiat. I'm 100% sure. He'd be selling out like fucking better believe it. Oh, Basky. I don't know. Oh, I'm sorry. Sure. He'd be selling out like fucking crazy.

Starting point is 00:12:47 He'd be married to a white guy, girl. Absolutely. White girl for sure. Yeah. 100%. 100% and who would he be making clothes for? What company? Oh, I would say.

Starting point is 00:12:55 Gap. You think gap? I was gonna say, I was gonna say Hugo Boss would buy him out in a heartbeat. Cause Hugo Boss has that kind of like, they're halfway in the, you know, they're designer, but they try to look like regular clothes. Do you know what I mean?

Starting point is 00:13:09 They would have like, baskeat versions of Hugo Boss shirts. Do you know what I'm talking about? They're just enough in the designer world, but they're like pretending to still have regular shit. Started by the not, they were not, they made the Nazi uniforms. Whoa. We know.

Starting point is 00:13:24 Why do you always have to bring it to that? All the good uniforms. Whoa. Yeah. What? Do you always have to bring it to that? All the good stuff was. I know. But, you know. Yeah, Hugo Boss, he was actually, he made the, they made the Nazi uniform. They did make the Nazi uniform.

Starting point is 00:13:33 Can I tell you something? Yeah, and they look good. I sued at my wedding. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. They made great suits. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:13:41 These guys make a suit. Look at that. That was me at my wedding. Yeah. Dude, those are so nice. Those are me in my wedding. Yeah, those are so nice Um when I did it when I did an IBM commercial in the 90s Comica's why you doing commercial IBM they they worked you know in the Holocaust They did the numbers They figured out IBM figuring away to track the number shut up. I sort of got this is a bit. No, he was really mad about there all ones in zero

Starting point is 00:14:09 Was I it does IBM and the high holocaust I've never heard this in my I am in the holocaust the strategic alliance They were involved. They were involved right and so I'm like yeah, but I have I live out of my car fuck face Yeah, folks back and doing it Valks Faggin the people's wagon. We're way they did it. Valks Faggin. Yeah, Volkswagen. I'm doing it. Volkswagen. The people's wagon. Well, wait, they did it? Volkswagen. Yeah. Well, Mercedes made the tanks.

Starting point is 00:14:30 Mercedes too. Yeah, Mercedes made the tank. Do you think though, like, two jobs German should not be allowed to do ever is Baker and Trank Conductor? That's the most... Should be illegal, right? It would be illegal. For the rest of infinity.

Starting point is 00:14:41 Yeah. What about a gay German Trank and Dr. though? Is that redundant? I. Because the little gay guy at the front of it, like a little gay German train can talk to though? Is that redundant? Cause a little gay guy at the front of it, like a little gay German like choo choo. Charging along. Stan Clevver's a closing dog. Tickets please.

Starting point is 00:14:52 Yeah. Stan Clevver's a closing dog. Unless you want to stop for a minute and dance, dance, dance. They pull the train out of dance party, dance party. Yeah, I just feel like if a Jewish person's on the train, they hear that voice. I think they'll have intergenerational trumps. Yeah, I just feel like a Jew a for Jewish person's on the train They hear that voice. I think they'll have intergenerational trauma. Yeah, that's true. It's intergenerational trauma. All right today I was on Tiktok and they said that the Statue of Liberty, right is actually a Satan

Starting point is 00:15:20 Lucifer a Lucifer homage to him. Wait a minute. I'll lose for a month because To him who Lucifer so it homage and you said to Lucifer. Yeah, you said that like a dyslexic person That's backwards You think the French gave us the Statue of Liberty as a iconic symbol of Satan. Yes, look at the horns I mean the little it's a crown the crown Yeah, the little stick you're right, right, right and the tour. I don't know. I just I don't know No, no, I don't know let's be Let's decode it up. Let's let's decode this yeah, yeah

Starting point is 00:15:58 You let's try to get to get to get conspiracy theory. Oh, no Here we go, this is what it looks like. It's a conspiracy theory like what it's taking me to on the inner pause for a second What does the history channel? This is the history child. That's not gonna be on there. There we go This is what I'm talking about let's hear Wow I'm in the devil's original name in the 17th century. Wow. Noone has seen in some of these his legions. Amen. Now the devil's original name in the Bible was known as Lucifer or the Hebrew Pellele.

Starting point is 00:16:30 Lucifer means the light bearer or the bringer of light. Wow, hold on. Amen. Holding a torch. It's bearing the light. Amen. Now the statue of Liberty looks awfully similar to the Colossus of Rhodes. Now the Colossus of Rhodes was one of the ancient wonders of the world.

Starting point is 00:16:43 It was a bronze Greek statue. It was about 108 feet tall. Dude looks like his beard is right there. We're in a diaper. This statue was dedicated to the Greek god Helios, the god of the sun, the god of the light. In fact, many of the historians refer to the devil as the great light. In this painting of Satan summoning his legion, it looks awfully similar to the face of the statue of Liberty. I mean take a look, looks pretty similar to me. Amen! I'm telling you, I'm telling you, because he let in all those damn immigrants, I'll be safe

Starting point is 00:17:17 with you then. That's why. Bring me your tired, your weak, your starving, your Italian, your Greeks, your Romanian, Kista-Ground at my feet. Work three jobs. Have more babies. I was tired when I saw it. I'm gonna record! I'm down with that theory.

Starting point is 00:17:42 Are you down with that theory? 100% I, it's not a theory, that seems fast. He proved it. First of all, the most defining thing. Yeah. They do look alike. Yeah. That was the one that got me. Yeah, they look alike.

Starting point is 00:17:54 Yeah, it looks pretty close to me. Yeah. That's when I was convinced. Yeah. I got lost around when he went to Helios. I was like, where are we going? Well, see, he didn't include Helios. The beginning was fine enough because Lucifer in Hebrew

Starting point is 00:18:07 is the bearer of light. He could have stuck with that. Go click at the beginning, don't press play, just click back in the frames. So this could have sold me. Helios really fucked up his whole argument. Right. Because this does look alike.

Starting point is 00:18:19 The Shnaz is the exact same. That looks like an Italian or Shnaz. I know, to what is the left? I've never been to Lucifer before. Was Italian left and you know Lucifer was Italian Lucifer was Lucifer was Lucifer was Lucifer was Lucifer was Lucifer was Lucifer was Lucifer was Lucifer was Lucifer was Lucifer was Lucifer was Lucifer was Lucifer was Lucifer was Lucifer was Lucifer was Lucifer was Lucifer was Lucifer was Lucifer was Lucifer was Lucifer was Lucifer was Lucifer was Lucifer was Lucifer was Lucifer was Lucifer was Lucifer was Lucifer was Lucifer was Lucifer was Lucifer was Lucifer was Lucifer was Lucifer was Lucifer was Lucifer was Lucifer was Lucifer was Lucifer was Lucifer was Lucifer was Lucifer was Lucifer was Lucifer was Lucifer was Lucifer was Lucifer was Lucifer was Lucifer was Lucifer was Lucifer was Lucifer was Lucifer was Lucifer was Lucifer was Lucifer was Lucifer was Lucifer was Lucifer was Lucifer was Lucifer was Lucifer was Lucifer was Lucifer was Lucifer was Lucifer was Lucifer was Lucifer was Lucifer was Lucifer was Lucifer was Lucifer was Lucifer was Lucifer was Lucifer was Lucifer was Lucifer was Lucifer was Lucifer was Lucifer was Lucifer was Lucifer was Lucifer was Lucifer was Lucifer was Lucifer was Lucifer was Lucifer was Lucifer was Lucifer was Lucifer was Lucifer was Lucifer was Lucifer was Lucifer was Lucifer was Lucifer was Lucifer was Lucifer was Lucifer was Lucifer was Lucifer was Lucifer was Lucifer was Lucifer was Lucifer was Lucifer was Lucifer was Lucifer was Lucifer was Lucifer was Lucifer was Lucifer was Lucifer was Lucifer was Lucifer was Lucifer was Lucifer was Lucifer was Lucifer was Lucifer was Lucifer was Lucifer was Lucifer was Lucifer was Lucifer was Lucifer was Lucifer was Lucifer was Lucifer was Lucifer was Lucifer was Lucifer was Lucifer was Lucifer was Luc It's my house bitch. Okay. Yeah, he had wrong then no well I think right in wrong at the beginning. I think he was right and then I think and then Helios threw us all off I think he just gave wrong reasoning but at the beginning that's all he needed Carlos email this guy Tell him that we're halfway in just cut the Lutelihelios part and then he can put it back up all right done We'll use it on the show who who has like who are these people sitting around making these videos this guy? Who has who has time to just be like,

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Starting point is 00:23:35 Yeah, why not you then he's the big Dipper I'm the big Dipper oh Really yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, we'll have a war right They're not even they don't even exist. Well no, they exist. No, no, no, no, the stars definitely exist No, they they know that you see them because they imploded Some of them Gargard are fucking stars imploded no dude No, no, you're just looking back in you're looking back in time back in time because it takes that long for the light to travel to you Yeah, but the reason why they're lights, because they exploded.

Starting point is 00:24:05 No, not necessarily. Okay, Google that, because now I'm in the morning, so I'm new. Yeah, you're never gonna outsmart this guy. It's gonna be a bad road if you go up again. You know, it's funny when they do those constellations. He's very smart. And they go like,

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Starting point is 00:24:25 They won't ever explode. Only the massive stars in the universe. Oh, but they're suns. They're all stars. They're all stars. The sun is a star. Stons of stuff. Proves my point.

Starting point is 00:24:34 Dude, you. A scumbag. That was so trickery. Yeah, yeah. Is that a planet though? But you're all going to let you get away with it. It's not a planet though. No, the exploding are supernovas.

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Starting point is 00:25:00 The biggest wish that I never came true. Like you, everyone's wished on a shooting star. You have, you've seen one. Well, there's a fountain at the mall where I grew up. And it owes me probably 3,000 pennies. Do you know how much money that is? I know, no. You don't know how much 3,000 pennies comes out to?

Starting point is 00:25:16 Get my abacus. I don't know. I can't get that. You really don't know? It's $30. $30. The only $30 because I did one wish and it never happened. What was it? What? It was that I would marry a specific girl

Starting point is 00:25:31 in my neighborhood. What was her name? I can't because she's a big bad friend's fan now. Oh, you used to throw pennies in the pond and nothing ever happened. And she never fell in love with you. No, but then I was playing the American comedy company. You know that one in San Diego. Yeah. It was a couple of years ago or six years ago. And she love with you. No, but then I was playing the American comedy company. You know that one in San Diego.

Starting point is 00:25:45 Yeah, I was a couple of years ago or six years ago. And she came with this other girl. It's so funny because it's the other girl. So there was, I don't want to say her name either, but during graduation, right? Yeah. I was with a bunch of guys. Sounds right.

Starting point is 00:26:02 And she comes up to all of it. She goes, all right, so Craig, I'll see you in two weeks. We're going to go to that thing. And then hey, Mark, you know, make your sure sister calls me because we're going to do that thing, right? And she looks at me and she goes, I'll see you in 12, 10 years. Wow. To me. Yeah, because I at the reunion, that's why I never went. Right. I didn't want to fulfill. I didn't want to fulfill. Did you go to your high school reunion? I did go to one the ten

Starting point is 00:26:26 I went to the ten or the fifteen Yeah They do five I thought it was only a I just it's a domination I went to an odd number school Oh yeah So I think I went to the thirteen year

Starting point is 00:26:36 Okay Yeah Did you really go I went to one No one knew who you were then Oh dude I was the most popular kid around Yeah I was I was a popular kid

Starting point is 00:26:44 What a fall from grace. Yeah, I really. It's been all downhill. Yeah, yeah. No, you were Mr. Popular. I was out by you. So you went back for the 10 year and people were like, Yannis is here.

Starting point is 00:26:55 And the 15 year it was like, oh, Yannis is here. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And now, are they still doing them? I think they still do them. I don't know. Yeah, would you go now or no? Yeah, I'd go now. You know what's fucking, I didn they still do them. I don't know. Yeah, would you go now or no? Yeah, I'd go now. You know what's fucking, I didn't go to mine.

Starting point is 00:27:08 I've no chance. But what's even more fucked up is I was home during the last reunion. And I was literally in Chicago. But I was in for the night to go to this thing. And then I was leaving that night. So I could have gone. I was even, I was already all the way across the country and I still was like, I can't fucking do it.

Starting point is 00:27:28 Why? I just don't, I don't have, my friends that were from high school are my homies. That's my, I know who, that's, I got a click and that's it. You're still friends with them? The chunk, there's a couple of my homies. Yeah, there's a bunch of my like good, good people that I still talk to. You know, but it's like a handful of people. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:27:44 But they did it combined. There's two schools out by me good, good people that I still talk to, you know, but it's like a handful of people. Yeah. But they did a combined side. There's two schools out by me. They're both the same size. And they did them as one. Yeah. Wow. And because some of the kids I grew up with went to the other school and then someone to my school. And I felt bad because I thought, man, maybe I should have fucking gone just to see what everyone looked like now.

Starting point is 00:28:01 That's really what they're for, right? To see what we, yeah, to see each everybody to just see if people who fell apart and who didn't. I would just want to see some people what they look like now. That's really what they're for, right? To see what we, yeah, to see. To judge everybody. To just see if people who fell apart and who didn't. I would just wanna see some people what they look like now. Right. But if I do go to mine, I'm gonna wear a fur coat. Yeah. No shirt?

Starting point is 00:28:14 No shirt underneath. You clean up a little bit, you mean? No, I would look really crazy. Why? How do you increase that? How do you increase the upgrades? Yeah. No, just look, I wear American flag tight pants.

Starting point is 00:28:27 Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Right, no shirt, fur coat. I would dare you to wear all Maga gear. Oh shit. That was cool. Well, you'd fit right in in San Diego. Fucking maybe like, finally. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:28:39 You fucking came around. But you know insurance? But the truth is, when we played San Diego, my guy friends from high school came to the show do you remember that? They were all awesome and they're all nice guys. I know I'm teasing. I love San Diego Okay, it took me saying I don't need to go to the reunion because I think that the people that I want to see Anyway, or the people I'm in contact with that's what I was saying my homies are the closest that I it'd be nice to see If you people that I haven't seen in a long time. Yeah, but I don't know. It was weird for I don't know.

Starting point is 00:29:05 They got to let you know who's going to you can't just show up and then show me the R.S.P. for people there. I need to know who's going. Oh, yeah, well you can peak. You can show up peak. No, I think on those only three years ago. Because someone would see you there. Yeah, I mean, you're already there at that point. You got to do it.

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Starting point is 00:29:30 with Vicks Vapor Rub. I thought the most painful thing probably dude, it was wild. It was so painful. Vapor Rub? Why did I do it? I don't know. I can't give you a good reason why I did it.

Starting point is 00:29:42 It was curiosity, but I did do it. And more than once are just once. At one time, you don't do that two times. You might though. I've done it six times. You've done it. I'll tell you why, because you forget. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:29:55 But we did it with Tiger Balls. You learned by the six times. I learned the first time. Right, no, but you do it as a kid. My brother and I did it, Steve. Yeah. We must have been middle school. Yeah. It was the most painful human fucking experience.

Starting point is 00:30:06 It was crazy, never crazy. But when we were like in 19, 20, we go, do you remember, it could have been as painful as we thought it was. Oh, so you did it again. And every six years we repeat the fucking behavior. Wow. But I'm telling you, I won't do it again, probably not.

Starting point is 00:30:19 I've never put anything. See, the thing is, it starts off great. Like before it kicks in. It's so cool, right? Yeah, before it kicks in, you're like, holy, this is what I thought was gonna be, it's awesome. Cause I thought it was just gonna have a little tinge to it. I thought it was gonna have a little burnt.

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Starting point is 00:30:42 It hurts so bad. It was bad. Can we use Tiger Bomb though? That's a little worse. Yeah, no, please Tiger Bomb. It's so bad. That would be fun if you guys did that on the show. Yeah, see what happens. It's kind of hurt so bad. It was bad. Can we use Tiger Bomb though? That's a little worse. Yeah, no, please Tiger Bomb. So bad. That would be fun if you guys did that on the table and just tried to continue to do the podcast. Yeah, that's like we do. That's like, that's the bad. That's the bad. That's a bad. That's why you get it when you get a little bit of soap in your tip. It's it hurts so much. Carlos, any new, any new glory, whole stories you've been have you been ducking in ducking in and out of somewhere shady lately?

Starting point is 00:31:05 No, what, actually I did something that Bobby said I couldn't do. What? I adopted a dog. He said I wasn't responsible. You seriously adopted a dog? Yeah, and Bobby told me and... You've been holding this the whole show? Yeah, I, yeah, of course. You know, you're honest to see her. He's alive.

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Starting point is 00:32:10 Because if they ran his record anywhere else that have been like, no, fucking way, what do you do kill dogs before? You dog fight with. He's a salt enough buff. You have. He's got three assault charges on his dog fighting ring. But no, it may be not want to see an escort though. So I didn't want to leave the dog home alone. You can't bring the dog. Maybe.

Starting point is 00:32:28 Cookie dough. You're on bad friends right now. Oh God. Why did I say cookie dough? That's funny. That's funny. Thanks for calling me cookie dough on a live podcast. All right.

Starting point is 00:32:41 So you recommended a dog from the shelter to Carlos? No, no, no, okay, here we go. I got a message. I got a message from so I I got a message from my rescue coordinator Who said hey do you know this guy and then you should have said no? And I was like oh, yeah, I know him and He was like what is he what is he? What's his deal? Because we're really, really careful about who we adopt to because this particular dog had to take a really fucked up story and was on the streets for a while.

Starting point is 00:33:13 Was him a lesser than what happened? I don't know, but he was at the shelter for a minute. He's like, so we're really super careful who we adopt out to. So I basically had to give the full. Anyway, why is the dog at the Holocaust Museum? Yeah, that's where they have him Who's laughing anyway, but okay? Well, that that's good then it's a damaged dog. They're a conflicting story No, no, just that we just don't think the dogs because Carol should have a dog, but anyway no Bobby thinks that

Starting point is 00:33:39 But it did say like I was super honest about it like I gave a very very honest assessment Oh Carlos I said he has a really good heart, like all of the things, but like was very upfront. Did you tell the part where you frequent prostitutes? Yeah. Yeah. He doesn't want to leave the dog alone when he goes to get a hooker, he said. Well, no, no, I did say all that stuff too.

Starting point is 00:33:59 Glory holds you, yeah. Okay, we did. Okay. Hey, Kalilah. Kalilah. Yeah. I have, she, I did okay, okay, hey, Kalala Kalala Yeah, I have she I heard I have a code word and she'll know she'll know what I mean Churros Baby see bye cookie dough cookie dough cookie dough. No, I got a tie. I have to tell you first of all Well, what the fuck is Churros dude?

Starting point is 00:34:22 What the fuck is Churros dude? They're Mexican. I know what they are. They're all very good. They're all good. So what is the code? The deep fried huh? I'm being real. What's the code dude? You know.

Starting point is 00:34:32 Yeah. Churros. Two can play that with that game. You and your wife will never code word. Oh yeah. What's it gonna be? What's it gonna be? Deeps.

Starting point is 00:34:41 Deeps. Plural. Deeps. Yeah dude. And you know I'm trying to figure it out. Deep. Yeah, dude. And you know I'm trying to figure it out. Yeah, figure it out. Me and your wife are for word. Deep.

Starting point is 00:34:51 What? You gonna get up? No. Talk to me about this bullshit dog. This thing's gonna be dead in a month. Just read the statute. All of the Jews who bore the brand of Hitler's death camps on their arm. Only a mere handful lived to tell the horror that was the Holocaust.

Starting point is 00:35:06 And you put your dog in front of it. Yeah. What's your dog's name, Adolf? Archie. Archie. Archie. Archie, is that your name? Archie Himmler?

Starting point is 00:35:13 Yeah. That was his name at the shelter. Now, how long have you had Archie? About eight days. And how's it going? It's going really well. You love Archie? I do.

Starting point is 00:35:23 I sleep on the bed with you. He does. But I did think of you. I was like oh why didn't you bring him here? He's watching the dog now. He's at a foster right now because I have to move and they don't want me to have him Why move so I just had him for a week? You don't want to risk of eating them. Yeah No, he ate a burger right in front of you. Yeah, it's true. And what kind of dog was that back to that? What I don't want to brush back by that. Why? Because it's a joke. I get it.

Starting point is 00:35:47 No, it's not a joke. It's a fact. Yeah. It's a fact. Can we just not, if I had a dog, I wouldn't bring him here. I wouldn't take any chances. Okay. What do you mean by that?

Starting point is 00:35:57 I just wouldn't take any risks. Those are just so cute. God, I want to have another hamburger for some reason. By looking at that. When he pulled the burger on the wrap. He's like, have some dog. Pull the burger on the burger on the wrapping you unwrap it and he goes oh, brock, Rob That is so cute good look at dog good look at dog. Yeah, so Archie. You're gonna keep the name I'm gonna keep the name now what why just because it's it was his name and I don't want to fucking like You can switch a dog's name. He's young enough. I don't want to fucking like you can switch it dogs name. He's young enough

Starting point is 00:36:25 I don't want to have to be like oh now your name's like Man do go or something you know Man do go why man do go do why man do go do yeah, that was just a creative name Some racial overtokes of that do dogs from the Congo. Yeah, who the fuck is man do go bro? Who is Mandugo? He's a Congolese warlord. Yeah. Yeah. It's my head. Mandugo is the first in the country.

Starting point is 00:36:51 I'm saying it. You're a not so dude. You make your fucking shit together. No, I am. I'm getting a dog, I'm moving all his first. Where you going? Let's be with us. He's looing the Los Feliz.

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Starting point is 00:40:20 You okay? I mean, 10 more years of this show will be great. Then people will be asked goes for betting tips. Yeah, 100% dude Vegas ring it up What do you got on the nicks? What are you looking for hopefully I'll be here for 25 more years please Bob? You're gonna be around for 40 more fucking years. You're here. You're here for look at me. Yeah, 40 more years My parents were at least 80s. Yeah, you're going all that you

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Starting point is 00:40:53 Okay, all right. She's around, she's around. No, that's the irony of life, right? Like, will drop dead and he'll just be like 100. Yeah. Eating burgers like that, like no point. I don't want anyone, are you not honestly? And let's go back to this.

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Starting point is 00:41:32 Would you take care of my kids? No. Okay. I don't even want to meet him. Here's a circumscent. Right? Yeah. Yeah, honest is funeral.

Starting point is 00:41:40 It's on a Monday. You got a record, Belly. There's only one flight in and one. Who's the guest? Uh, the get, um, it's uh, uh, Quintarantino. Quintarantino is the guest. Dude, would we go to each other's funerals? Are we friends like that?

Starting point is 00:41:59 I wouldn't go to yours. I feel like this is like, uh, Yes, the breakfast club. I would sit there and go to your fucking chair. Are you guys, are you on your mind? We at? Yes, yes, yes, my god because I want to tell you something So I'm just to want to feel bad that I wouldn't go to your guys Why are you leaving? You wouldn't come to a funeral? Well, not a funeral about let's say they because they're gonna do this I don't know if they probably do mine at the belly room. This is funny. He's serious. He wouldn't come

Starting point is 00:42:22 But if they had a night, you know me where I will win up You know me up and talked about me and I had a like a memorial would you not go to that at the comedy store? I will get a picture with both you guys in case you doubt change my profile pic for a week Thank you. Thank you. You know it's funny about this whole But Tarantino. No, I wouldn't I would see no I know you know, yeah, but anyone else anyone else really scores. Azy What do you mean Robert De Niro? No one at that level. I those are like

Starting point is 00:42:50 Earth-chattering numbers I could have all right. I'll give someone in the middle. Okay, uh the rock That's not the I would I mean is like that's not the middle you're not a huge fan of the rock. I love the rock. Stop roast. No No, that's the honest with now. So love the rock. Stop Ross. No. No. That's the honest truth now. So you'd come to my funeral. Yeah. Okay, that made me feel okay.

Starting point is 00:43:10 I love Ross. It'll be hard. He doesn't have to come to me. Yeah, I'll be really hard here. I'd have to write a letter email. Yeah. You know, it's, I've been pondering this for a week, right? And I can't believe you're not going to,

Starting point is 00:43:23 you're honest as a general. Because he would go, right? He'd probably't believe you're not going to, Yannis is too strong. Because he would go, right? He might, he might go. That's what I would do. I would call Yannis and go, listen dude, I know you're supposed to pod with me today, I'm about to tomorrow, but I think we should go to Yannis's funeral.

Starting point is 00:43:35 And I'll pay for your flight. Right, and pod first class. We'll pod the plane. We'll pod the plane. No, we'll pod after work. Out pod after the funeral. Here's the funny, it's part about you wanting one of those comedy store imamoriums

Starting point is 00:43:44 that you're talking about. It's just more work that I would have to do when you die. Once again, you put me to work even when you're fucking dead. I imagine. Because I'd have to put on the whole thing and produce it. No one would give me credit. No one would care that I had to do all that. I would put together a super cut video of you.

Starting point is 00:43:57 And the pressure of the speech. Unfucking believe it. Unbelieve in the pressure. You hit the fake cry. Yeah, I would cry. I do you think, no, you, I'd you would cry on your own. Yeah, but in public you would fake cry. Yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, what would you say? What would you speech be like would be like I don't mind. We all know this day was coming. I would go

Starting point is 00:44:18 I'll tell you my I tell you know, I'll take my closer for sure after a big God is God emotional deep speech. Yeah, I take my closer for sure after a big one. Thank God he's gone. Emotional deep speech. Yeah, I'd be quiet. I'd start to pretend like I was crying and I would try to get myself to like get some tears and I'd slowly look up and I'd go, I'm Bobby Mom. And it would fucking rip, yeah.

Starting point is 00:44:37 Destroy it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And your mom would come down, she would come down out of the ceiling in like a little cage. You know, like, I'm a slave. Remember Britney Spears and the sexy jungle outfit and your mom would be dancing you go I'm Bobby mom and shooting on a pole And everyone would fucking lose it if I canons and griffin and confetti if you so much fun. Yeah bad friends the music playing

Starting point is 00:44:59 Fuck apart. Yeah, dude Chinese dragon Fucking going around you want I know fucking plates of fucking meat Yeah, yeah, what I would do is I would cry Your speech my closer I would go and by the way Yannis and I have a new podcast Friends right and which play trailer of the new pot. Yeah, I mean, there's the audience There'll be a lot of good promo. Yeah, no, I would support that actually You know who'd be there passing out flyers for their podcast be fucking fancy

Starting point is 00:45:33 Have you seen have you seen have you seen have you seen? He would just be going. You'll be like he's so sad Have you seen my new podcast? Yeah, I just said but have you seen? Have you seen? Yeah, we've seen everything you've seen all right. Have you seen my new podcast? It's like, yeah. It's sad. Yeah, it's a sad. But have you seen? Have you seen everything? Yeah, we've seen. Have you seen it?

Starting point is 00:45:48 All right, we've seen. You fucking desperate piece of shit. He is a little scumbag. He's a little scumbag. So needy. It kind of makes you miss George in the weirdest way. He's not a fuck.

Starting point is 00:45:57 He's not a fuck. Yeah, I miss him all the time. He's gone, yeah. You would never live here. You hate this place. You've said that adamantly. But I think you got a little crush on us. I do have a crush. I do think you have a crush on LA. I have a seasonal

Starting point is 00:46:09 Effective disorder and I like that the weather's good. I love you guys if I was here I would want to hang out with you guys all the time see yeah You do like LA a little bit. We think you lean on big time buds if I lived here Yeah, yeah, you would be off that you're so far away big time Buds I think so I think so. I don't. You would be off that you're so far away. Big time buds. I think so. I think so. I don't know why I just did that, but we'd be big time. I think so too.

Starting point is 00:46:28 I'm a Trumpi Poke. Yeah, Trumpi Poke. Now are you in over at the store? Can you? No, you can't get spots. Can I, I'm gonna say something. Such bullshit. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no with Sam Morrell and Mark Norman. Yeah. They have a big time resentment toward the comedy store. Gamity.

Starting point is 00:46:47 Right. And I've also, that was dead on. Yeah, he does a good one. Yeah. And then I've also talked to other gay New York comics saying that when they come to LA, they hate the store because they don't feel like an end. But here's the truth. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:46:59 If on a Sunday, like we all do, you text, you know, oh oh you texted the the booker can I say that you texted the booker right this person said that you could get spots like everyone else that you don't have to be passing that way if you know people like you can call in and you'll get two or three okay yeah I'm just letting you know and if you need that reach out, you can reach out to me on a Sunday, and I can reach out on your behalf. I will take you up on that one day. Because I yell to me, it's like, and I'd even go to Peter and ask because the thing is, is when Andrew and I go to New York, the seller gives us everything we want. The seller

Starting point is 00:47:41 treats us like kings. They should. Everything we want, they make us feel like at home, we love it there. I love it. And I'm mad that our club doesn't have the same. It should be reciprocation. It should be reciprocation. Right. It should feel the same.

Starting point is 00:47:55 You know, East Coast and West Coast rappers, no more war. Yeah, peace. Yeah. Yeah, reciprocate. Yeah, reciprocate. Y'all not give a fuck about death, bro? Yeah. You know what's so funny? It is, they do treat, I mean,cate. Yeah, reciprocate. Y'all like you have a fuck about death row? Yeah.

Starting point is 00:48:05 You know what's so funny? Yeah. It is they do treat, I mean, the people over there at seller. I've talked about on the show. They treat, it's so fucking nice. It's not just nice. And it should feel that way when guys come here. I prefer it in a weird way.

Starting point is 00:48:21 No, well, you know, I do. When we're sitting there in that little restaurant right from the original They're right and we're sitting there with shouts and Rosebot and you know who's so funny late at night was sitting there and then Maddie I don't know Maddie that well, you know Maddie Is that her name Maggie Maddie Maggie? Maddie. She's Theo Vaughan's opener. Oh, oh, yeah, Maddie Maddie you know her no Well unless I'm not picturing her Anyway, I'm a fan of her and she's on that while they're now she's on that TV show up She clips of her. Yeah, she's just sat next to me and goes hey, I'm Maddie. I know you are we like huh? And we was like instant best friends. Did you get that comedy connection? Yeah, Ian a fight ads and George it was Jordan

Starting point is 00:49:03 Kill for us on that show. She's so good. My point is, is that New York makes us feel at home and I want the same for you guys here. And if you're not careful Los Angeles, you're going to lose us. You will lose. We'll move. You guys, you guys got to put the pressure on them, say, hey, when the New York guys come out, you guys already did. We have, we have spoken about it. It is kind of fucked up because we do feel like that thing should that would only help them I want to say controversial but the truth is is that it make the line-ups better. Yeah Yeah, be real. What do you mean? I mean look at something I just said yes

Starting point is 00:49:38 It was helped to get some out of all funny, but in terms of like Who would bring in an audience? It'd be nice to get out of towners on the list, of course. It mixes that up, it challenges us, it's the whole thing. Of course. Yeah. All right, so tell us a couple of jokes. It's okay, it's okay, it's alright. Yeah, remember that?

Starting point is 00:49:57 Remember that morning radio where they had to be like, so here with Janis, Pop, Janis touring comedian, funny guy. Love this guy, very funny guy. Janice, you're afraid of deep water? What is that about? Yeah, yeah, deep water. One time I was actually with my girlfriend, Matt Ripper and, yeah, I don't get it. Well, I didn't get to the punchline yet. Yeah, hold on, hold on, Wong, let him get there.

Starting point is 00:50:22 Alright, here we go. This guy is great, man. Doesn't like deep water vacation problem. What was it? Hold on Wong, let him get there. Alright, here we go. This guy's great man. Doesn't like deep water. Vacation problem? What was it? Yeah, that was with my girlfriend. We were in Cancun and...

Starting point is 00:50:31 Uh-oh. Yeah. Spaghetti out. Yeah. Oh, spaghetti out. They used to, that used to hurt me so much. What? Having them to lead you and I felt like I was...

Starting point is 00:50:43 I hated it. Oh, he was a... Well, what his the show? The late night show with he would lead you into the Byron Allen. Byron Allen. Those are so funny. He go, so yeah, you make you don't like spiders do you? Yeah. Someone's like right in your bed. You know, I don't like. What was that called? Uh, comics and comics on me. I never did. I did. I did. How many times you do? I've never done that. I'll refuse. I never did it. What do you mean do I've never done that I'll refuse I never did it What do you mean? I never have they never asked me? I don't think he still does it does he still do it. I think they do Yeah, but now he did there's a game show like it's a game show like us. It's like a comedy

Starting point is 00:51:13 Game show that they have where they have six comics. I did one time. What's that called? Like funny thing you should ask you do one of those no, no, it was like a game show We kind of think on comedy Everyone's done it. What's it called? Funny you should. I just said that. Yeah, funny you should ask. Have you done that? No, I did it one time. I did with Louis Anderson when he was alive. I had wrestling play piece and what's the other guy from SNL? John Loveitz. All those guys, right? I did it one time and they never asked me that. Some are the same kind of guy. Louie loves it's you kind of the same kind of guy. Can we talk about something real? Yeah. Let's talk about how movies and TV shows

Starting point is 00:51:54 isn't like for instance, here we are. I was on iTunes yesterday. I'm like, oh Guardians of Galactic is already out and it's also iTunes, and also I never even heard about it. Yeah. I mean, like, is it dead? They just dropped stuff now. That stuff just out. They just want it out as fast as they can. Yeah, but my point is that,

Starting point is 00:52:12 and now there's a sad strike happening, maybe, and stuff like that, so that's it. That's right, dude. Is it just obsolete? Another thing? I feel like we locked out, really, because we do what we do. Yeah, but I think it's not obsolete.

Starting point is 00:52:24 It's not obsolete, but it is definitely lower than it was right is not as much going on I mean is your movie gonna come out I have so many that may never come no no borderlands You said it was you know the producer. I know, but I heard that there's rumblings that there's it's on the rocks again Are you being real? Yeah. Oh fuck, well probably not then. There's just so many kidding. Jesus Christ, it's coming out.

Starting point is 00:52:53 There's just so much for people to consume. That's what it looks like. There's too much shit. Yeah, there's too much shit. But also somehow stuff still cracking through. I mean, succession crack through. I think things are gonna crack through if they're good enough. That's gotta be really good.

Starting point is 00:53:05 That's what we're gonna have every, really good. Well, then isn't that kind of the best barometer? That's what's interesting about everyone being like. Go to Mochito, though, you're like, I know, but then if something is good, like that show beef, I did, that is a good show. That's why people like that show. It's a good show, yeah, yeah.

Starting point is 00:53:18 I have nothing to do with it being good. I'm saying, it's good. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You got a little something to do. You know, David and the show. I'm barely on it. David's a good show. Yeah, I don't, I don't, I don't, because we may never come back, though, that got a little something. You know, David. I'm barely on it. Dave's a good show. Yeah, I don't because I We may never come back though that that's what might be good. I like Baronolts on yesterday on Tiger Ballade

Starting point is 00:53:29 Oh, yeah, and he talked about you. He's like, dude your your buddy Andrew is killing it on that show I love that show that less episode was amazing. That's nice I just but but it's also like There is a lot of noise and I don't know I don't know what young people like I'm interested like I don't know what kids Why they like podcasts take hot podcast take hot in podcasts. They're on the internet like the internet dude If I go to in and out one in the morning, I'm like Elvis in there. Yeah, hey bro every fucking You go to in and out how much though now How often three or four times a week? Oh, we really go on that much. Yeah, kiddo. We got a

Starting point is 00:54:05 Coulter. We got a cool. I love the handbros. That's a lot, man. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I know you know what? But you know, I might I feel fine. Yeah, you look like my back hurts my right my right arm is tingling. You lose feeling in your limbs all the time. Yeah, yeah, but I'm fine. Yeah, I guess that is totally good. I'm happy. What does it really mean? Numbers in the the right arm. Nerve damage, herniated disc, and a stroke. Oh shit. Stroke is the only one that's the most real. That one I'm saying. I didn't say numbness.

Starting point is 00:54:31 I said tingling. Okay, look up fucking tingling, Carlos. Well, I know I looked up tingling, and it says you should call a doctor right away. Okay. If you have numbness in your arms, dizziness, trouble with coordination, discolored skin.

Starting point is 00:54:44 I feel that. I feel it. What do they think that is? A stroke? Circulation probably. Circulation. Circulation. It's a pernated disc. Perneated disc? I think it'd be nerve damage. I have nerve damage. I was in numb. You're still there.

Starting point is 00:54:58 I'm still there. You palm all that shit. It fucks me up. Agent Orange is a good name for me. Yeah. I'm Agent Orange. Yeah. That's it. Moon King. You're is a good name for me. Yeah. I'm agent orange. Yeah That's the moon king and you know the moon king and agent orange dude

Starting point is 00:55:09 That is that's our movie did yeah, the moon king and agent orange something a Wes Anderson Hey, y'all know if Andrew cuz people you know and we're not gonna do a movie eventually here We are would you be in it? Yeah? Do how great would he be in it? Yeah, but what would he play? Yeah, you know you ps driver or something? All right, let's see him give it a whirl. Yeah, go ahead. Let's see Yeah Hey Hey, I got a get out of the road

Starting point is 00:55:36 Sorry about that man. Hey, you're walking your you're walking More crazy in the road. Yeah, get him out of the road. I'm gonna drive come on buddy. Yeah, I'm on buddy Get him out. All right. Sorry about that. Yeah, I got fucking packages to deliver. Do you have any packages for us? No, I got a package right here pal. Get your fucking Asian Your eye Right here get your fucking Asian out of the road. That's the name of the movie get your Asian out of the road He's gonna be upset we get we gave the role to Bobby Kelly. It's the name of the movie. Get your agent out of the road. The throw my mom off the train. He's gonna be upset. We gave the role to Bobby Kelly. It's okay. Sorry, man. It's all right. Listen, but you guys, you doesn't pay anything anyway. Yeah, it does. It was a million bucks. It was a million bucks.

Starting point is 00:56:14 My dream is is that eventually we could all do. I just think honestly, the ones that want to act, they we should do fucking up like a like a Do you all cast movie? Do you want to act that I would act? I want to act in something like that. Yeah, I don't like waiting around and doing like I like with Comedians, you don't like gonna wait around yeah, but shops that we have to do you know, we'd still be having fun You know, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, but you what I mean I'd also to be funny when you give comedians something They just make it funny like look this is funny. Yeah, you got you like there's no other people who don't do comedy involved in this Yeah, that's true. I mean, which which we should try it. Yeah, why don't we all pool our money and make a movie? Well, some of us have a bigger pool. Some of us yeah, that's yeah, Bobby's got the big pool. Yeah, well, yeah

Starting point is 00:57:01 I mean we could do a movie. I mean the new I'll throw in 10 bucks Okay, yeah, I mean I'm saying I mean I want in I think if everyone threw in 10 grand. Yeah Right, and we got like no, we need more to make a movie so no, no I mean if it's a each 50k each this is gone way too high. Let's go back down to 10 Yeah, it's good. Yeah, but then we get funding from you know, I mean, well it's shooting on iPhones. Okay, why not? Yes. Shoot on iPhone. What are you shaking your head at? They shoot 30 frames. Yeah. Yeah as long as you guys make it funny He'll be good. Yeah, and you think you're gonna direct it piece of shit Or is it mccone gonna drag it probably my cone at this point? Oh

Starting point is 00:57:44 Shit, no, no, we want you back fancy. Sorry about that. Oh What would it be you guys cops like a sort of a buddy cop movie? You know, it used to be the black guy white guy, but now it's like the white guy and the A. No, he's gonna be Derek Chauvin Another guy officer that was Man, the run Who's gonna play George Floyd? you can play George Floyd

Starting point is 00:58:08 yeah uh... yannis, we love you thank you so much for being on the show this was fun as always do you own any date? do you own any dates? yeah just go to yannispapascomedy.com go to yannispapascomedy.com

Starting point is 00:58:24 the boys in the studio will put the link in the description below. YanisPoppasComedy.com, that's it for us, Bobby. Yeah! Let's do it! Thank you for being a bad friend. Be a bad friend. Woo! You Spanish piece of garbage. You dirty little f**k foreigner.

Starting point is 00:58:41 I'm doing his movie podcast tomorrow. Who? His? Yes. See, you're finagling. You know what you're doing? Finagling. Definitely. I don't even know if that's a word. He's poaching. We're using our guys. We should.

Starting point is 00:58:53 You know what he's done? Dude, what the sick? Not only have you utilized our contacts now because of your association, you think. My favorite person has been done. Go to these people and go go you I'm friends with Me and it's like you're a fucking little Spanish strong arms. You guys yeah, don't do it. Don't do it. Don't you know You're busy tomorrow. I am busy. You got your out from out of town Yeah, I'm looking at that movie you're doing right or just try to be nice

Starting point is 00:59:21 Yeah, my favorite comedian is doing it soon. He can he is very busy. Yeah, my favorite comedian is doing it soon. He can't he is very busy Hey, my favorite comedian who? Who is it? Andres and Tina have you done it yet? No, I keep I keep put it off. I keep put it off Please don't do it. You do it. You did it. You did it. You did it as a community service Thank you. Well, then you know what that's it. Yeah, we already got one Do not have them do it. I brought a line there., because I want to say who does better. That's disgusting. We do it now Let's have some fun Woo! Woo! Yeah! Woo!

Starting point is 01:00:08 Yeah! Woo!

Bad Friends - Moon King & Agent Orange w/ Yannis Pappas

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