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Episode Date: September 8, 2023

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You two are bad friends. You are these two idiots. Wooo! Like dude, you as you do. Wooo! You two are disgusting. Wooo! Are you two or something?

We're bad friends. Never gonna get it, never gonna get it. Never gonna get it. Woo-woo-woo-woo! Never gonna get it, never gonna get it. Never gonna get it. Never gonna get it, never gonna get it. Never gonna get it. That's Trump on the Never gonna get it. Never gonna get it.

That's Trump on the end. I don't. Yeah. Never got to get it. Never got to get it. Never got to get it. Like if you've been in a mug shot, which what what what mug shot would you do?

Mine would be like this. It's going to be on my life. Let me see your mug shot. Wait. Oh, you know, that's this is my mug shot. Yeah. Oh. Yeah. That's this is my mugshot. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You have you've never been arrested. Yes, I have. You have a mugshot. I don't have a mugshot. I don't know what dictates getting it on the internet. But where did you get arrested? It was I was in college. I got arrested. I don't care then. Really? What it doesn't count?

It doesn't count college. How does college not count? What do you mean it doesn't count? I'm an adult. I'm over 18. Yeah, but you're practicing to be an adult. I somewhat agree with the statement. That's true, actually. Yeah, you haven't, you know, worked out the kings.

By the time you're 21-22, then it's... When do you work out the kings? Are your kings worked out? Yeah. You're 45. You think all of your kings got worked out by 45? Do I have a mug shot? Do you? No. You're 45. You think all of your Kings that worked up by 45? Do I have a mug shot? Do you? No. You're saying people that have a mug shot didn't work out the King?

Yes. Oh, so you think we got your Kings, dude. I'm kinked out. Yeah, I know you're already kinked out, dude. But when I was 19, no, I was so many. I was really you're riddled with the Kings. Kinked up. Yeah, you're kinked up. Yeah. I got arrested when I was in college twice once for uh, I was looking for myself. Sorry.

I was, uh, you have a mug shot? Yeah. From a couple of years ago. Well, look, keep finding it. Let's find it. I want to find yours. I got arrested for, um, fighting in public and then I got, uh, you're in a Indian public.

Pissing outside of a bar. And they made me go to like sex, sex ed classes. Whoa, why? Well, because they could register you as a sex sex ed classes. Well, why? Well, because they could register you as a sex offender if your genitals are out. Are you being real? I mean, obviously. I mean, I mean, I should have had 52,000 fucking emotional games.