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Any resolutions that you got coming up? Oh my God, you have no idea what you're saying right now, dude. You have no idea. I have resolution. Can we say resolution city? You're in resolution city? Yeah, that's right.

I'm in resolution city right now. Let's break it down. So I'm gonna work on some other addictions. What are they? You know how you're my therapist? Mom. Or a cop. Both. Okay. So officer, I have,

I do some strange things that, this is not funny, it's just real. Now real is good. So there's this Netflix, you know how sometimes you go to Netflix and there's mobile games you can download? Oh yeah. Okay, and you're thinking, who's this for?

Me! You know what I mean? I download all of them, right? But there's this one game that I play and there's like 10,000 levels, but I only play one level a thousand times What eight hours at a time? Just sitting there on my kitchen counter and the levels left two minutes and it's the same basic level

It's like it feels like a cranny cut candy crush again It's one of those like puzzly games where you know, I mean, you line things up. Wait, I saw you play this. Yeah, I only play one level and I was telling my therapist the other day and she goes, stop. Why? Because it's, I'm running away, I'm not, you know what I mean? I'm being obsessive about something

and I do it because I don't wanna feel. You know what I mean? It's like, I do a lot of things where it's like, I don't wanna feel, so I just, I'll watch the same YouTube video over and over again, and it becomes, it's not healthy. I'll tell you, I got a good feel, I got a good cry this morning, big time.

Whenever I want a real good cry, I watch that Ian Wright video with- With the teacher. With Mr. Pigden. Yeah. I thought you was dead. Yeah, yeah, what a great video. I'm very much alive, Ian.

Yeah. And he goes, someone told me you were staying. Yeah, yeah, that's a great fucking thing. I cry every time. Yeah. I watch, if I need a good cry, watch Ian Wright reunited with his primary school teacher, Mr. Pigden.

And why do I love that you not love that? Well, he's the most prolific goal scorer in Arsenal's history. Thank you. And he said, you know what he said in it, that was so powerful, that really moved me in a way. Two things, he goes, he was crying and Ian said, Mr. Pignan said, it meant more to him

that Ian Wright played for the country of England than when he flew over Buckingham Palace. That was more important to him, that someone he coached played for England. And then he said he turned to hug him and he was like two steps down there in the stadium, they're up on the stairs. And when he hugged him, he was below Mr. Pigdon,

you know, like he was hugging his waist almost. I saw that, yeah. And he goes, you know, like he was hugging his waist almost. I saw that, I saw, yeah. And he goes, and I felt like I was seven years old again. I was a young child being embraced by someone, a father figure. Dude, I was, it gets me. Wow. Every time, every time.

But when whites. Oh, what about the whites? What about the whites? What about the whites? There's so many good things to say about the whites. Not lately, dude. I know, lately as of not now. But what I'm saying is over the history,

you guys get a bad rap. We do get a bad rap. Yeah, yeah, and what I'm gonna say is, you know what I mean, you guys done extraordinary humanitarian deeds. Some of us. Some of you, Schindler, we've talked about that before. What a list.

That's it, Schindler and Ian Wright's coach.