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Yip yappin' away. Yay. Yes I am. Wait, or no I'm not. No, you are. No, McCone. Yes. You are. You are. Alright, let's away. Yeah. Yes, I am. Wait, or no, you know, McCone. Yes Yeah, you are you are Alright, let's start the show and then I just and then did you know that Delaney has a prison tattoo on her finger? Delaney you went to prison. She's a prison tattoo on her finger. Let me see What does it say? No, it's just it's a stick and poke a stick and poke. Yes That's what Bobby calls his sex life stick and poke

Cuz every girl Asian have a sharp a penis Let's not go into negative let's go into positive did something happen though, I can't yeah no nothing well I have to go to Winnipeg. I'm thinking positive. Did something happen though? I can't, yeah, no nothing. Well, I have to go to Winnipeg. I'm a little bummed about that. Wait, why? More boring. For Tom's thing? One show at Tom, yeah.

Winnipeg. Do you know where that is on a map? It's probably- I'm not making fun of you cause I don't know. I assume Winnipeg is more East Canada. I think it's middle. Maybe middle. I have no idea.

Yeah. I genuinely don't. Edmonton is middle. Maybe middle. I have no idea. Yeah. I genuinely don't. Edmonton is middle too. Edmonton's more left. It's at Alberta's, let's zoom out Carlos. That's pretty central. Kind of, oh that is dead center. Dead center.

Wow, it's right above Minnesota. Oh my God, I'm dreading, I gotta fly all that way. How long is it you think? Four and a half, four? Oh, okay. Cause you gotta go north, you gotta go How long is it you think? Four and a half, four. Oh, okay. Cause you gotta go north, you gotta go up and over, you know? Yeah, but it's also like the-

3.30, not bad. I hate the border crossing thing. Yeah, but- You gotta give them paperwork. And one time I was doing a movie and it was years ago and I had to wait there for hours in like a little lab room. In the Canadian border insecure

Can't even speak that I'm so tired security room not a lab room. Why am I saying? Let me tell you something by the way congratulations. I've been watching the worst roommate show Like I said Are you being real? Yeah the second season? I'm I'm I'm cruising through it I love it so much. But the amount of murder. Too much.

The woman that filmed her own, that recorded her own death. Wow. Wow. Wowzies, owzies. She turned on a recorder and she's like, what are you gonna beat the shit out of me? And he did. She asked him and he did,

and then they have it on tape. Yeah. That's crazy. Yeah I didn't see the first season. Oh, really? I did only saw the second season. Oh my god It's so good. I was gonna go back to the first season. I do that with movies, too Do you have roommates Delaney? Yeah, how many? Jesus Christ you have your own room. Wait a minute. Do you live at home? Are you talking about your parents? Wait, you have your own room. Yeah, cause we have a house. Starting junior year, you move off campus.

Ooh. Ooh, fancy. I moved off campus. Wait a minute, how old are you? 21. You're a senior now? Yeah. I get my own electrical slot so I can plug in my iPhone.

Ooh. Ooh. You know, and my roommate, Samuel, she gets the second one underneath it with her iPod. Ooh. Ooh. Delaney, five people? Yeah. How much is rent with five? Sneak in there.

These guys don't need attention. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like 2,000. For you? Mm-hmm. You pay $2,000 to live with five- For other people? Where are you living?

With the- Palisades? Are you living in Beverly Hills? No, New Orleans. Wait a minute. You don't live in LA? Only like my parents are here. You're from Orange County?

No, I'm from the Palisades. What are you getting so angry for, man? I don't know. I'm going to know. Time out. $2,000 per person So it's a $10,000 a month house you're renting He's like you can get a nice place for that in New Orleans. Is that right though?

So it's ten grand a month in New Orleans. So all of you are paying $2,000 Yeah You don't even know what everybody pays. Well, because I'm not asking my other roommates. You don't ask each other? That's not a point of... Some of them I don't know that well. Oh, so you live in a home with people you might not know.

You're perfect for this TV show.