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Episode Date: June 19, 2026

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Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday. Here, McCong. Happy birthday to you. It's funny because you're dressed in a suit, wearing a tie, because you're going to a big event. You're going to an event where Stephen Spielberg is going to talk about.

about Disclosure Day. And I told you, let me finish, I told you before this podcast, just go now. Go now because you're not going to be here for the pod. And I realized why you stayed

for the happy birthday song. Because also I wanted to, because you didn't know it was my birthday. Yeah. Nor did I care. I know. That's fair. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Blow out your Ralph's cake. Happy birthday kiddo. Thanks, Bob. That was crazy. My wish was I, which Bobby cared about my birthday. And right when I blew it out, you said happy. Dude, it's so weird that you just said that

because my, my emotions just changed about it. And I'm gonna give you a hug. It was like obsession. Wow. Wow. The wishbone. Yeah, yeah, come here with, wishbone. Wishbone.

You saw it? I saw it. No. And I'll say this, are you drinking, you're not drinking this? No. So you got this just for me to drink alone? Well, for, I want him to have some, too.

Okay, I'll, I'll, I'll cheers you. Yeah. And you know what pisses me off about this kid? I sent him a text this morning. and in the text, it said, happy birthday, you continue to let me down. Here, cheers. Cheers.

Cheers. Okay. Kind of operation are we running there. I sent him- glasses at least. I sent him at- Real glasses. We're from Riles.

Okay. Happy birthday, you continue to let me down year after year. And I know this following year will be just the same. Love you. I didn't text you, but I like to do a live text. Yeah, live text them.

Yeah, you've grown enormously over the years. I've realized you do have talent. You really do. Thank you. Yeah. You're a creative kid. You have talent. And I, you know, being a Hollywood piece of shit,

is going to, I'm going to treat you nicer. Because I believe one day you will get that opportunity. So I'm gonna change, right, and go, kiddo, dude, you got it, kid. And you're talented and I embrace you. And I want you to have a good time tonight. And whatever you need, I got you. If he gives you money, I'll give you double. I gave him five grand.

I'm gonna give you 10 grand. No, but I'm giving him five grand today and five grand on his birthday. For why? For why? Why'd you give him five grand today? Because he, well, he needed the money. He said he can't pay. rent, so I gave him five grand, and then I said on Friday at your birthday party, I'll give you another

five, so 10. So 20. Yeah, yeah, but then I have to see the receipts first to know that you got the money and then I will do it. It was cash. I gave him cash. I'd like to see the cash. Yeah, yeah. Do you have the cash on you? It's in your car. Go grab it. It's in your car. Go grab it. It's redheaded trickery. He's not a redhead. I know you. I'm not a trick. You're a deceiver. You're a treat. Yeah, yeah. Well, what annoys me about the kid is he saw me get out of my car and he stared at my hand like an an autistic little, an autistic little spy. And he was like, oh, what is that? Is that a gift for me?

And it's annoying because it is, but it's so annoying that you stared. You didn't even say hi, you just stared at my hands to see when I walked out of my car. Like, he's just such a little autistic weirdo. He didn't say hi. He just looked down at my arms to see what I'm carrying and then looked up at me. That's why I pushed him as hard as I could. What did he give you? He hasn't given it to me yet, but I believe it's a record.

Oh, it's a record. It's based on the shape of the package. Two records now. Oh, two records now. Okay. Well, three, including the two, the Bobby will get me. No, I'm not going to give you a record. I'm going to do something better.

Yeah, I'm going to double down on it. All right, get the record. Okay. Happy birthday, bud. This is a very special. And so let me warn you something. Before you do this, know that this is graded and rated twice, okay? If you know anything about collections.

This guy. Okay? so annoying. Okay. You are so fucking annoying. I learned it. I learned it this morning. You learned a lot.

I don't know anything about it. It's like the cards he gave me from Arsenal. You know what? Those were super valuable. I understand that. That's why it's not safe. I didn't know anything about cards. I understand.

So tell me how much this is. So all I know is this woman told me these are graded the the cover is mint. It's M. It got a mint cover. And it got two pluses plus plus on the physical. Like air one water. It's very special. On the physical...