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Episode Date: July 17, 2026

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Can you get invisible acne patches, please? Why don't you look like an aerial view of Iran? I mean, there's explosions. It's stumbled, but you still got through that. They're just little stickers like every teenager uses. Okay. You're 40. I'm 39.

Yeah, you're 40. Okay, you're 40. That's the same thing. That's interesting. When do you start rounding up in ages or down in ages? What at what scale of your life do you go, you round up automatically versus when you start rounding down? 38. 38, you start rounding up.

Yeah, you have. No, I think at 35, I was like, I'm almost 40. Yeah, you're 40. Yeah, I know, it just feels weird. I'm 60. That's, yeah, I'm 60. That's the most true thing he said to me. Yeah, I'm 60 years old.

Yeah, yeah. And I'm 50. You're 50 You're for sure 50 I'm 50 I look 50 I act 50 My body feels 50

Yeah Yeah And guess what I did Yesterday Hmm Two things happened What happened Yeah

Two things are going on Well first of all I got caught I got caught Doing what I got caught Dude Oh yeah

What Getting caught sucks Yeah Getting caught sucks Yeah What did you do I thought I could Get away with it

Is what I did What did you do What So I was at the Comedy Store Friday night and I took my car and I for some reason thought it was in

forward but it was in reverse and who'd you hit and I press the you know what I mean the gas right right the pedal yeah

the gas pedal that's right like any 60 year old would do it it does sound like an old guy and I crashed into a car whose car well let me finish

I put it in forward and I just left and there was cameras. Well, I didn't know that. So at around midnight, Joe, the comedy store manager, goes, you got caught. And I go, what do you mean?

And he goes, we have it on video. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then Steph Tolliv texts me late at night and she goes, I saw it. And she goes, it's the funniest thing I've ever seen in my life. It's her car? No. Who's cut? Ricky. Rick Ingraham? Yeah.

Oh my God. I know. So then what I do is, and then here's the thing. The thing is that. You thought you were going to get away. But then Joe says something very interesting. He said, so Steph saw it, but she didn't wrap me out. They just drove away.

They said there was somebody that Joe walked up to and goes, did you see it? And the guy said my name and ratted me out. and I asked Joe for the name and he wouldn't give me the name and that guy I'm going to find out you don't know who it is I don't know who it is we're going to find out and we're going to find out

and then I call Rick and I go I guess I got caught hello hello hey dude you're on bad friends nice

I have to who are you talking to who do you think Rick or Joe the man's car that you hit okay Rick how much damage is on the car Thank you.