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Episode Date: August 8, 2025

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Yeah, Richie. Richie. Let's change it up. Okay. So where are we going to eat? Where do you usually take girls on date? Yeah. It totally depends on how pretty they are

Oh my I'm gonna die I'm a dive I'm a die Let's acknowledge the elephant in the room Okay here we go Fancy's gone And in his place

Of course lingering in the background Is Waldo? Is Waldo Where is he? We found him, look at him back there Biting his nails nervous Hola No, that's him

No That's not Waldo Look at George in the back Guys ladies gentlemen George has made his Yeah. Triumphant return. Triumphant.

And of course we have Richie is filling in for fancy for the time being. I've never met Richie. Have you met Richie? Yeah, we work together. We do? Richie works with us. He does? He works for us.

I've literally, have I ever met you, Richie? Like twice before, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Where? Where do we? We met him at Seven Eckys. Yeah. Oh, yeah?

Yeah, I added all the clips for bad friends and stuff. Sometimes there's a clip I'm like, who did this? Who chose? this? Richie. Rich it's you? Every time. Yeah. Well, in your instinct, you have instincts? I try my best too. Yeah. Richie. Yeah, what's up? I told you you were going to like him. I would love him. By the way, the first time you met him at Seven Neckies, you know what you did. You tussled his hair. I did? Yeah, you tussled his hair. Yeah. And you said, keep on keeping on. Oh, that's right. So he got that tattooed. Keep on keeping on. Oh, you did. Yeah. It's on my ass. Okay. He's

married. He has six kids. Do you have kids, really? They're all kids. How many? Three. Holy moor. He's a machine. His wife is Cambodian. She is? Yeah. You like it those? Yeah. He likes it. You can play the killing fields with that game. I love that. Do you play that game with her?

She wears the hat and, you know, and you're Pol Pot? No? I'm Popat sometimes. In bed. Yeah. Whoa. You know who Pol Pot is? Like a dictator, I think. Yeah. Emphasis on Dick. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Top 10, probably one of the most horrifying. Horrific people of all time.

Of all time. And he's also sponsoring the show. This episode of Bad Friends is brought to you by Killing Fields and Killing Fields. So wait a minute though. I post I post a video of fancy crying, like just bawling, crying, laughing. You guys went to get food. You guys went to go to a restaurant. You and then. Okay. No. It's McCone's fault McCone got This is what happened Okay

I'm gonna tell you what happened Tell me I went through the gate Way before everyone else Right And sometimes I'll go I'm eating at this place Right

There were two seats open Next to me It's at it's not a table It's like a bar A bar Yeah So then you know McCone and Andrea

sit next to me And we order I've already ordered A traditional breakfast A traditional breakfast A traditional breakfast A traditional breakfast with eggs, bacon, right? And an orange juice, right? And in front of us is a gigantic

kind of like menu that's leaning against the wall. And on the menu is this chocolatey thing that only 12 year old kids get. Right. It's got 16 pieces of chocolate stuck in it, right? whipped cream, you know, a thick straw. It's just this thing that you, why would anyone get that for breakfast? And why would that? Yeah, but he orders it. Of course, of course he does. After he orders, his original meal. He orders it later. He goes, excuse me, um, is this available? And in my mind, I'm like, why would you get that? He gets it. Of course. Right?