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Episode Date: December 8, 2023

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You two are bad friends. Who are these two idiots? A white dude and an Asian dude. You two are disgusting. Oh, you two or something. We're bad friends. Probably when the funnest birthday parties I've ever been to. Was it one of the most fun birthday parties you've ever done?

There's chef Yunn right there. He was out of pocket. What did he do? He didn't do anything wrong. He tried to squirt stuff in my mouth. Well, he had a socky squirt gun. Yeah. He had a little socky squirt gun.

Show the sakey squirt gun. When I let me like the There's Max getting it right in the mouth That had Soki and Super Soker Super Soccer by the way Invented by a black guy we learned Stolen by a white guy Wow

We learned that We learned that But show the one of me He let me like the grill on fire Huge More more more he kept yelling I thought the like three on fire And then he goes

Saki squirt on And he in loads Maybe 16 ounces of Wait wait he started the palatites fire Youen Oh, Yul Yul Yon, Yon, Yon

He hits himself in the face He has flaming rods And he hits himself Clean in the face Not once there But he does it Twice He did it right after this

Do it again Right in the face Twice But I told him three times I go I'm sober The fourth time He was like You want to relapse

He didn't listen Relax work on He was so fun That guy was one of the most fun times I've ever had in my entire I was threatened by him You loved him

I made an announcement. Remember, I go, don't replace him with me. I would. Yeah, I said, are you busy? Do you want to do a podcast? Because he had, he had real good energy. Great comedic timing. Yeah, good comedic timing. I've been a little off lately. There's me getting scored. Wow, what a silhouette. Looks like someone's pissing in my mouth. Internet. Take this and run with it. Yeah. Take this and run with it. Carlos also did not get scored in the mouth. Carlos, of course, is a, it's our Halloween. It's our spooky Halloween episode.

You got a Halloween song prepared, Bob? Huh? Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bada, bum, bada, bum, bo da bada, bum bum, bo da, bo da, bamb bum bum bum. Oh, I'm not, you're, no, I'm doing the beat. Let's see who goes first. Scary Halloween. Scary Halloween. Scary Halloween.

Who do we have in the studio? Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, what the fuck are you? Bum, bum, bong, what the fuck? You don't just get to moan. Oh, whoa, oh, whoa.