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Episode Date: November 29, 2024

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Who? Oh, you two are something. We're bad friends. Anyway, we're filming this podcast, Election Night. We filmed this on Election Night on- Right now, when you're listening to this, this is Election Night. I also think we did this on the last election.

We were around then? Yeah, 2020. Yeah, 2020, 2020. I'm almost positive. No one talked except for us today. Did we do an episode on, I think we did, because I remember him talking like this, this sounds familiar.

No, because I, no, I'll tell you why we weren't. Did you do Bobby was in Joshua Tree? I was in Joshua, thank you so much. I was in Joshua Tree. Yeah, just like, you know, in a desert, like a rabbit, desert rabbit, rabbit, rabbit, desert rabbit, rabbit. A desert. I can't, I can't pod to that. I can't even say desert rabbit, rabbit, rabbit, desert rabbit, rabbit.

I can't pod to that. I can't even say desert rabbit, dude. I can't even say desert rabbit right now, dude. Say it again. You give me the line again? I was in the line, desert rabbit. Oh, you were in a desert rabbit. Yeah. And it was, I remember, do you remember, you were there.

Let's be real though. And Julio was on the couch with his arm on the couch watching me. Yeah, I remember. Did you even vote today? No, I give money. So you didn't even vote? You didn't either.

Yes I did. There's no way, where's your sticker? Where's my sticker? I don't wear the sticker, I'm not a cuck. Yeah, well I did too then. No, I know you didn't. Yes I did. When, where? At Beachwood Canyon. No you didn't. No, I know you didn't. Yes I did. When, where?

At Beachwood Canyon. No you didn't. That polling. No you didn't, when? What time? 2 p.m. 2 p.m.? Yeah.

Give me your phone. No, you give me your phone. Okay, what, what? What kind of game are we playing? Because I know at 2 p.m. I can see who you were communicating with at 2 p.m. And you would be like, I'm in line, here I am. Yeah, that's my-

I have proof. I live with someone that goes, yep, I went to the fucking elementary. And I have proof, I live with people that do it, don't do anything. No you don't. Yeah, that's my- I have proof. I live with someone that goes, yep, I went to the fucking elementary. And I have proof. I have lived with people that do it to them. No, you don't. Yeah, I have my housekeeper. Why would you lie?

Because where are you going? Did you vote? Yes, I did. You're a liar. My housekeeper goes, where are you going? I go, I'm gonna go vote. How can the fans believe you if you say you'd voted when we know you didn't?

How can you do this right now? Cause you're Mr. On Your High Horse about- You're a high horse. Here you are complaining about something you didn't even contribute to. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's never voted. Well, that's my point.

It doesn't matter in California! Yes it does! We all know that! No! Yeah, I need a, wait hold on, I need a churro. That's insane. You know what, I'm gonna get a cookie. Yeah, get a churro and a cookie.

Yeah, I'm gonna get half a cookie. That'll solve all your problems. This is what the liberals do. They eat away their feelings. They're sad about what happened. They eat their munch, munch, munch, cookie monster. No, but let me be serious for a second, okay? Neither of us voted.

We know that. You didn't either. Of course not. All right. Of course not. But we should for at least the local elections. I'm mad about that. But I couldn't because guess what? Went to the registrar. Of course not. All right. Of course not. But we should for at least the local elections. I'm mad about that. But I couldn't because guess what?

Went to the registrar, I'm not registered. How? I voted last time. Called, still, I need to go in and turn in more proof documents that it's me. So either somebody stole my identity, but I don't have my original birth certificate. Do you? Mine's framed.

My parents died in a fire when I was a kid. They're all gone. Everything's gone. You can do that online. Request another. A birth certificate? Exactly, thank you so much. How long does it take to get?

This is coming from someone that definitely didn't get a certificate of birth. Yeah. Let's not talk about birth certificates right now, dude. Yeah, okay. Anyway, I tried. Don't Google how you get one. Do we have to go through the process?

I don't wanna go through the process of it. You don't know how long. It does take a, it is a pain in the ass. It's a whole thing, proving you were born. I mean, it took me three minutes to register to vote. But yeah, because you're a brand new citizen and they cannot wait to get your information. Guess what, dude?

Jury doodoo's coming your way. You're gonna have so much solicitation coming your way. I cannot wait. You're fresh blood, kiddo.