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Episode Date: August 28, 2026

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We had our friends, we spoke with our friends and they had a little submission over at part of my take. I want you to hear this. Put on your headphones. It's an interesting, interesting thickening the plot over here maybe. Let's hear it. Andrew Santino, bad friends, great show out on all platforms, Apple, Spotify, YouTube, great guy. Andrew Santino, shout to him. All right, so I won't get into details. But if you were to say you can't pick Bobby or Andrew Santino as your favorite parts of the bad friends podcast. What would be your third favorite or in one favorite first favorite? I'll go with the fancy in the booth. Shout to him. Great guy.

Wait. He's a film producer. Does a lot of fun videos. Who else is in the booth? Film producer? Yeah. I think they have a three-man booth. That's probably that.

All men. Yeah, a lot of men in the booth. Yeah. Shout to the booth. Do they have any producers? They got reoccurring guest. I think the lady who plays in the band on Kill Tony is recurring once upon a time. What about the girl who's obsessed with eating on crusts?

that we could maybe have you go out on a date with. Oh, no, she sits on the inflatable couches. That's not the booth. Oh, shit. Yeah, great show. What a show you guys should all check it out. It's great show. I don't know.

She loves uncrustables. I will say great snack choice. Yeah. Uncrustables fantastic sandwich. You have great eyes. I've got a, I actually have it. Well, I don't know if I have any more because I did move. I did have an uncrustable puncher so I could make uncrustables at home.

Oh, you had your own? Yeah, they make ones you can just punch them out. Fuck yeah. Yeah. So you could do it with ham and cheese and and peanut butter and jelly. Sounds like you guys would make a great couple. I, great show.

They run a great program. Oh my God, he likes you. He likes you. He really likes you. Yeah, yeah. He got scared. Yeah, that is true, yeah. Yeah, yeah.

We should do a collab. So, we got to do a call out. Pause it on him. Yeah. Who is this? Pause it on him. Shut up to a... It's Fat Andrew.

They should be a bad friend. You don't know Fat Andrew? This gentleman has a big crush on you. Yeah. And he's perhaps shooting his shot as well. what I feel like it is. That's what it feels like. He's a really nice kid.

I met him. So Uncrustibles, you like them? I don't even know that. There's not an uncrustable in the house. She ate them on the Burt pod when those guys came on the show. That's right, that's right. She ate like six on camera. Okay.

There he is. So here's Zach right there. Would you go on a date with Zach perhaps, Rudy? That could be. Um, he's, I like his eyes. You like his eyes. That's a good start. Caribbean blue is what I call it.

Are you interested in maybe going on a date with this man? If we set this up, the guy and left, he's got a big, big crush on you. He was too shy to say it to me when I met him, but now we know the truth. Maybe. What does he do it? He's a producer for that show, for part of my take. He's a producer, and he's very good his job, unlike the producers that we have on this show.

I like the ham and cheese idea. You like the ham and cheese uncrustable idea. So this is something we can move forward on perhaps if we can get a merging of maybe. Where does he live this guy? Chicago. It's not going to work. I think it is. She doesn't like winter.

We'll travel for love is what Zach said. Okay. So that's him on the right. Cool guy. Cool guy. Dress as well. Good style, smart, sweet, funny. Yeah, very funny guy.

So what do we think? Rudy, can we maybe do a date? Yeah, maybe. We love Zach very much. He's the man and maybe we'll set up a little date for you guys. Because you might like him. His style is cool. So is that a yes?

Yeah. Wow.