Bad Friends - New Episode Out on Patreon

Episode Date: March 22, 2024

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Welcome to Bad France. It's wonderful to see you again. I'm Jack Skellington. What's this? What's this? There's comics everywhere. What's this? What's this?

Tony Hinscliff everywhere. Hello there, Grinch. I'm Jack Skellington. Hello, Skellington. Hello. How are you? I'm in Boney Tills. And who the funk is that?

Lulu? Lou. Lou? Who's Lulu? Who are you referring to? Me. Who's Lulu? Me.

Are you a Lulububu? Ah, you bought me a L'Bubu for Christmas. There is. There's a L'Alobubu, an expensive one. I'm Jack Scaldington. I imagine this labubu was a little bit cheaper because it's a Filipino libubo. Yeah. A jungle liloboo.

A jungle booboo. Yes. Happy holidays, so I'm Jack Skellington. Hello! Hello! Hello! Hello! Welcome to the bad friends show!

Oh! Do you want to play a Christmas song? I don't, well, we can make one up. Let's make a Christmas song. Oh. What kind of snow is this? Cancer? It's crack.

By the way, this is obviously so cancer. Yeah. I mean, we're gonna breathe this in. We're all gonna have, this is asbestos, live asbestos. Yeah. Sing me a song. You gotta turn it on. Christmas time for you.

It's Christmas time for you. Christmas time for you. No? Yeah. Yeah. You gotta be silent with the red nose and the reindeer. You gotta have pumpkin. But I have pumpkin spice and all the glory as you did.

You know? You get it? You know what I mean? The human spirit's alive this Christmas. Right? Duality, duality and expectations. What are you doing, dude? Cowbell?

How do you not know how to do a cow? Well, there it is. You turn. Christmas time is forgiving. And receiving. But mostly giving. Mostly receiving for me. I know.

Yeah. And taking. And stealing. And looting. So please. Please don't be biased. Right? Just try us.

Try us. And don't be... Pious. Mary. Too merry. Too merry. Yeah, yeah. And don't be trying.

Trying. Right. Yeah. Wow. Wow. Is it nice? Will you sing a song? Play a rhythm so she'll sing.

Yeah, yeah. Ready? Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Be good. Eggnog. Don't be on the naughty list. I love Christmas.

Yeah. Wow, good. It's a hit. It's a hit. It's a hit. It's a hit. It's a hit. It's a hit.