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Episode Date: February 28, 2025

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I've got this condition where I don't feel pain. You're a superhero. No. If this is how intense Nova Kane sounds. Oh wow. Imagine how it looks. Is there more? Yeah, big time.

Nova Kane, forming theaters March 14th. You two are bad friends. Who are these two idiots? White dude and Asian dude. You two are disgusting. You two are something. We're bad friends. I'm a movie star.

I'm in the presence of a movie star. And I'm so stunned by you because you're a movie star. I'm in the presence of a president. I'm in the presence of a president. Yes you are. Little Chinese boy, sing to me. Because you throw out things that don't make no sense, so I throw out things that don't make no sense to you.

I'm in the presence of a president. I'm in the presence of a president. I'm in the presence of a president. I'm in the presence of a president. I'm in the presence of a president. I'm in the presence of a president. I'm in the presence of a president. I'm in the presence of a president.

I'm in the presence of a president. I'm in the presence of a president. I'm in the presence of a president. I'm in the presence of a president. I'm in the presence of a president. I'm in the presence of a president. I'm in the presence of a president. Yes you are. Little Chinese boy, sing to me. You throw out things that don't make no sense, so I throw out things that don't make no sense to you. I'm in the presence of a movie star. Movie star president. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to Bad Friends.

I'm in the presence of a movie star. I'm in the presence of a superstar. Movie star, movie star, movie star, movie star. I'm a little movie star, but this guy's a superstar, Brad. George Clooney, Brad Pitt, Andrew Santino. They're in the same level. George Clooney. Come to me.

How funny would it be if George Clooney, what is, who's calling you? Johnny Yang. Johnny O. Yang? No, Johnny Yang. Jimmy O. Yang's brother? He's my haircut, can I answer it? Yeah, sure.

You're getting your haircut soon? Getting your lettuce sliced? Oh, you hung up on him, why'd you hang up on him? Go ahead, call Johnny Yang back. Sounds like a character from Mortal Kombat. Johnny Yang wins. Finish him, Johnny Yang. Hello?

Hello? Hey, how's it going? How's it going? Come on on man. Oh, back off. So, are you aware about tonight? What, what, what, what? Tonight?

For haircut? No, not tonight. Sorry? This, sometime this week. Oh this week? Okay. What time, what time, what time you go? I'm not driving right now.

I'm gonna check for you in 15 minutes. I'm gonna check for you in 15 minutes. I'm gonna check for you, you gonna check for me? I'm gonna call you. You call me, I call you, okay? Okay, I text you. Okay, bye. How do you have any professional relationship?

What do you mean? Like that's your haircut guy? Yeah. That poor guy. He thinks I have an accent. Well, he does. He thinks I do, that's how I always talk to him. What do you mean? Like that's your haircut guy? Yeah. That poor guy. He thinks I have an accent. Well, he does. He thinks I do. That's how I always talk to him.

Where is he from? China. Oh, he's off the boat. Yeah, he's off the boat, yeah. Was he on the show? He thinks I'm from off the boat too. Does he? Yeah, he goes, hi, I go, hi, Raul.

You want haircut, haircut. Okay, is this a house haircut? You get your haircut at your house? This guy's not. He comes over, yeah. Yeah, he comes over. I'm in the presence of a movie star. The movie star. I He comes over, yeah. Oh. Yeah, he comes over. I'm in the presence of a movie star.

The movie star. I'm in the presence of a super star. Why do you keep singing this? Because I did two lines in Theo Von's movie. I'm in the presence of a movie star. Yeah? Dude. Dude.

Dude. Who'd you work for? Morgan Freeman this week. Put pictures on the internet. Morgan Freeman, right? He does. I do one, Theo Von, I'm movie star. What Morgan Freeman are you talking about?

The fucking eyes, the blind, the magic movie you did in fucking Hungary. What, a year ago? It was a year ago. Right. Look at this, there's Bobby walking around on set smoking, being a diva. I heard, I got back some word that you were being a diva on set.

Why, I am a diva. Skinny diva, look at him, Little skinny diva. Look at him, look at him, I'm fucking confused. Are you rocking magenta? Was that your pick or theirs? Theirs pick. That looks really good. Thanks man.

You think I should do the cowboy look? Because everyone's saying I should do the cowboy look. I think you should do the shirts and the hat, but not the boots. Oh, the boots are too much. Because you pride yourself in your shoe game. Yeah. You got good shoe game, I think boots are not your style.

Yeah. But I think the hats are dope, I think boots are not your style. Yeah. But I think the hats are dope. I think the shirt, I think the belt is fly as shit. You know what I look like there? Sicario. Sicario. Yeah, yeah, yeah, a hit man. You do.

Yeah. Oh, don't bring up. We talked about that before the show. That woman got shot yesterday and killed. Oh no, oh no, what? What, her husband put on a hit? She's going to get like fast food. Her ex-husband hires a hit man, allegedly.

Let's stop for a second, push pause, cause I want to, let me get the information right. Yeah. A man. Yeah. Did I get it right? You got that part. You got that.

That's all I know, that's all I know. A man. No, so a man hired a hit man to kill his wife. Apparently a group, right? Carlos didn't say there was like a crew of people that were out to kill this woman. No, and let me ask you something before we get into this. And they framed it as a robbery.

How much money would you spend? To what? To kill your wife. How much money would I spend? Yeah, I wonder how much. Well, I don't want- I would want top level. I don't want top level.