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Episode Date: May 10, 2024

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Pressure on it like you're gonna start off strong. We'll have let's let's start off weak Okay, let's start a very then the can I say something? Oh god, you want to open the show? Oh, yeah, no, I just want to ask you a question Okay, I love go ahead. Yeah, I didn't know you weren't in the same list as OJ Simpson You made a list yeah this past weekend you and OJ Simpson share I know but we can't talk about the legal you told me Oh I mean Well but we can't talk about the legal aid you told me. Oh. What do you mean? Well, we started a week.

OK. All right, so. You two are bad friends. Who are these two idiots? Woo. A white dude and an Asian dude. Woo. You two are disgusting.

Woo. Oh, you two are something. We're bad friends. I'm sorry. Let's move on to something else. Oh, so it's bull. It brings up so much bull. Oh, just bring up all my trauma.

Yeah, let's talk about how my dad beat me again. God. Well, let's talk about. Let's talk about what? Who's in the studio today. It's John, Stone John. Stony John. Stony John, and he's here,

joint John, John the joint man. He's here because Carlos and McCone both got the flu in Vegas. And when Asians get high, their eyes are completely closed. It's unbelievable. How do you drive? Like, how do you do that? Oh my God, a stoned Asian driving? A stoned Asian driving?

No thanks. That's a pass for me. I love stony Asians. You drive better? But dude have you ever seen a meth asian? They clip the f***ing kind of bonsai trees. Oh my god, better than Mr. Miyagi. Way better. Really?

You don't know that? That fact? No, I'm not around a lot of meth asians.