Bad Friends - Ozempic Pukes & Santino's Spooky Birthday

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Starting point is 00:00:47 I'm beans on toast. You know what I am? Beans on toast. Ha ha ha ha. You know who I am? Ha ha ha ha. Spring roll, man. Spring roll.

Starting point is 00:00:55 Spring roll right here. That's my friend over there, spring roll. And what we got over there, Samara? I'm beans on toast. That's my friend. Samara. God damn, you're scary. Samara. We'll cover your face up more. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. God damn, you're scary. Samara.

Starting point is 00:01:05 Well cover your face up more. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Now that looks good. Yeah. Nice. Ooh. Are you Steve Aoki?

Starting point is 00:01:12 I can't tell. I'm Samara. Okay, okay. That looks rad. Are you gonna trick or treat? You still trick or treat, don't you? Yeah, it's always fun. Do you trick or treat? What? Do you trick or treat? Dude, I haven't trick or treat? You still trick or treat, don't you? Yeah, it's always fun. Do you trick or treat?

Starting point is 00:01:25 What? Do you trick or treat? Dude, I haven't trick or treated. I don't even remember the last time. We should go. Is it legal? Yeah. For us to trick or treat?

Starting point is 00:01:34 I've never seen adults do it. Let me tell you something. We can only treat. No tricking out of you, bud. All right, oh, I love tricking. You can't be tricking in them streets. I know. Only treats, Mike.

Starting point is 00:01:42 Only treats, boo. So, uh. Ding dong, beans on Only treats, boo. So, uh. Ding dong, beans on toast. Ding dong, beans on toast. Here we go with beans on toast. Honestly. When you do this, I do it. Oh, oh.

Starting point is 00:01:54 Oh, oh, oh. You know who we're fans of? Arsenal Football Club. We're the gooners. Yeah. Ding dong, beans on toast. Oh my God, you're on fire today. Love it. I love it. Honestly. Ding dong, piece on toast. Oh my God, you're on fire today. Love it.

Starting point is 00:02:05 I love it. Honestly, best costume I've ever had. This rivals when I was a kid, I was, what is it? Little Orphan, wait, no, no, no. Andy. Andy. No, Andy, Andy and Raggedy Ann and Andy. Look up that, my mom made me wear this one time.

Starting point is 00:02:24 You didn't choose that? Your parents did. My mother put me as Raggedy Ann, Andy from Raggedy Ann and Andy. She didn't need to do much. What did you just say? Yeah, what'd you say, man? You think I got a triangle nose?

Starting point is 00:02:40 Is that what you're trying to say, dude? I got a big red triangle nose? You know who these two guys are. You know who they are? I know who it is. Who? Let me guess. Wait, let her guess. I get to guess too.

Starting point is 00:02:48 Yeah, who do you think Fancy and Carlos are? What? Can I have clues? Yeah, they're wearing the costume. That's the clue. I think Andres is a city porg. You know what I mean? Like a porg got off that planet.

Starting point is 00:03:07 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then got a job in the city. Do you not know who they are? Dude, this is such a great opportunity. I know what it is. What are they? Bert and Ernie. That's right.

Starting point is 00:03:18 Because they're gay. Whoa, that laugh, dude. Pretty close. No, dude, they're the Menendez brothers. Oh, they are? Yeah. Oh, wow, they're good. Is, that laugh, dude. Pretty close. No, dude, they're the Menendez brothers. Oh, they are? Yeah. Oh, wow, they're good. Is it Lyle and Eric?

Starting point is 00:03:28 Which one's which? Eric's the handsome one. Eric is the handsome one, so neither of you. So you're both Lyle. I'm Lyle. Just two Lyles. And then McCone is Hannibal Lecter? I don't know.

Starting point is 00:03:41 I don't know, what are you doing? I just wanted to muffle her. What'd you wanna do? All these years, you still can't get a joke out. I know, what are you doing? I just wanted to muffle her. What'd you wanna do? All these years, you still can't get a joke out. I want to to march of him. Get it out, idiot. What is it? Muffle him.

Starting point is 00:03:54 Muffle him. I wanted to muffle him. He's Hannibal Lecter. He looked, that looks actually red. Stand up on the box real fast so we can see the, wow. Wow. Yeah, that looks cool. A young Hannibal.

Starting point is 00:04:05 Very cool, yeah. Don't wink. Dude, that is such a creepy costume. I like that a lot. That's pretty good. Where'd you get the mask at? Amazon. Okay, well, you bought it from him?

Starting point is 00:04:16 Yeah. He asked you. No, I'm not joking. Where did you get the mask from? Easy opportunity for a joke. He goes right to Amazon. Yeah, yeah. Don't do it so literal. Where'd you get the mask from? Let's do it again. Yeah. Let's right to Amazon. Yeah, yeah. Don't do it so literal.

Starting point is 00:04:26 Where'd you get the mask from? Let's do it again. Yeah. Let's try to get another joke out, right? Yeah. Where'd you get the mask from? Your mom's house. The podcast network?

Starting point is 00:04:35 Yeah. Sugar ahead it? No, your mom's house in Phoenix. Oh, that's an interesting approach. Yeah. I don't know if that's gonna work for you, bud. Yeah, that's not gonna work. That made me mad.

Starting point is 00:04:45 I've been to her house, I've texted with her, it makes sense. Where'd you get the mask at? Try it again. Oh, down in Essex, where you live. Mr. Beanzo Toast. I see why these guys aren't comedy writers. That's really good.

Starting point is 00:05:04 Jesus Christ. Holy shit. The bananas. Who created it to Bobby? He's Spring Roll, Jelly Roll's second cousin. Yeah. Spring Roll. Spring Roll.

Starting point is 00:05:13 What's his famous song? What's the one he sings? Jelly Roll, why can't I think of it? I did do a show with him. I'm out of show. I mean, I was on a show that he was on. And what a nice guy. Jelly Roll.

Starting point is 00:05:25 What's the name of the song? Can we hear it? Save Me, that's the one. Save Me is really famous, right? I wanna hear it, yeah. You wanna hear it? Just for a second. I know what you're gonna do.

Starting point is 00:05:39 Can I take your instincts? No. Yeah, let me guess your comedy instincts right now. Oh, no. No. Yeah, let me guess your comedy instincts right now Yeah, no, I know okay good do it play it let's hit play it someone to That worked yeah, that was really good. That worked. Yeah, that was really good. Save me.

Starting point is 00:06:07 Oh, fuck! Do you beat me to the- Come on, Spring Roll, let me hear you. Save me, I don't even know what the song is. Have someone save me, save me from myself. Have someone save me, save me from myself. Okay, very good. Really good?

Starting point is 00:06:22 Yeah, can I just tell you what- Ladies and gentlemen, Spring Roll. Save me from myself. I just tell you what's- Ladies and gentlemen, spring roll. Take me from my step. I gotta tell you what's going on with me. Okay. What? What did we- What?

Starting point is 00:06:33 What's wrong? Happy birthday, by the way. I love you, thank you so much. What are you gonna tell me? I'm gonna just, what's going on? Why am I- I wanna hear it, but can I also clear the air with something else?

Starting point is 00:06:42 Okay. To the boys and you. What? Bobby sent me the nicest text I've ever gotten on my birthday. Wow. The nicest text I've ever gotten on my birthday. The nicest.

Starting point is 00:06:54 Read it. You want me to read it to everybody? Yeah, I'm gonna read it. All right. I'm gonna tell you why I sent it. Okay. After you read it. Okay, here we go.

Starting point is 00:07:05 By the way, people still think I gave you a quarter million dollar chain. I know, every day, yeah. Are people the dumbest people on earth? Are you guys all dumb? They're great. No, I love our fans, but what are we talking about? Do you guys really think I gave them a fucking,

Starting point is 00:07:19 what are you talking about? All right, here we go. No, no, no, no, no, no. Is that not? Oh, okay. Don't do that, don't do that. All right, I'm sorry. All right, here we go. No, Joe, some Joe. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

Starting point is 00:07:28 no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, more value than my heartfelt words and therefore I've gone with a non-materialistic approach to your gift this year. In quotes, your gift is coming. I love you and happy birthday, brother.

Starting point is 00:07:49 And I wrote back, who wrote this? I wrote, I love you so much. I did, it took me an hour. I appreciate your, I knew it took you a long time because it was really good. I appreciate your friendship more than I can say. You're my family forever. And then we texted a little bit more.

Starting point is 00:08:04 And then he sent a picture of throw up, vomit. Okay, I'm gonna tell you about it. It's a picture of vomit right after a hard fall. I'm gonna tell you about what's going on for me. What are you doing? What is going on? You're taking ozempic for- No, no, can we just rewind?

Starting point is 00:08:18 Okay, go ahead. Okay, can I rewind a little bit? Okay. First of all, I have a couple of great announcements to make. Oh! Ba-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da Okay. First of all, I have a couple of great announcements to make. Oh, I thought, I thought, I thought, I think the penguins are one of the best shows I've ever seen. You do.

Starting point is 00:08:30 Have you seen it? No. That episode was very good. Okay. Don't tell him, don't give him. I haven't seen it yet. I've been watching Great British Bake Off. Have you seen it? Not yet.

Starting point is 00:08:40 Okay. That's a great one too. I'm on my GBB dude. Me too dude. Welcome to the Great British Baking Show. It's me, Beanz on Toast. Today, you're gonna be cooking a profilerette with a little bit of filling. All right, so that was good.

Starting point is 00:08:55 Sorry. I do love the show. Yeah, I love it. It's such a good show. Okay, when that guy got the handshake. I almost cried. I cried too. It was unfortunate.

Starting point is 00:09:04 Because he was in shock. I'm so emotional. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Paul Hollywood. It was the Gochujang biscuits. The Gochujanghake. I almost cried. I cried too. It was unfortunate. He was in shock. So emotional. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Paul Hollywood. It was the Gochujang biscuits. The Gochujang biscuits. And he goes, I've never tasted anything like this before.

Starting point is 00:09:13 And he also like rolled them up, like they're perfectly formed. They were perfectly formed. He goes, you'll sell a million of those. He should. Yeah, yeah. Can we get Paul Hollywood on this show? Probably not.

Starting point is 00:09:23 Or Peru. Anyway, but you think Penguin, number one. A great show so far. I need to watch it. Yeah. Colin Farrell. And no. No?

Starting point is 00:09:32 Don't throw up. Are you gonna throw up? Oh my God. I mentioned Colin Farrell, he throws up. Yeah, because I wanna suck his dick so bad my mouth gets lubed up. Is that good of an actor? Oh.

Starting point is 00:09:42 Ah, bye. Oh my God. All right, so. Hmm, it's gonna be a tough episode. It's gonna be great. Are you gonna throw up again? Please don't throw up. It's Halloween.

Starting point is 00:09:53 I'm gonna yak if you throw up. It's Halloween. Please don't do it. It's spooky stuff. What? Spooky stuff. If you throw up, I'll throw up. I'm serious, don't throw up.

Starting point is 00:10:00 Please don't throw up. I, I, I, I, okay. Oh, Marty, you're getting a moist mouth. Anyway. What was that? I, I, okay. I'm already getting moist mouth. Anyway. Oh, the Romulus. Oh no, no, let's go back to the Penguin. Sorry. Are these announcements?

Starting point is 00:10:12 Yeah, I'm gonna pick it up. Yeah, yeah. All right. Well, let me just do it. Okay. Yeah, yeah. Whatever. But the real star of the character is Sophia Falcone.

Starting point is 00:10:22 Is the, you, you fall in love with this character. Sophia Falcone. Yeah, yeah. The love with this character. Sophia Falcone. Yeah, yeah. The name is incredible. Yeah, this woman, I mean- Oh, I love her. She kills it. She's from-

Starting point is 00:10:33 How, my, my, my, my, my, my, your mother. How my mother- No, no, what did I see? There's something else she's in. In that Palm Springs time travel movie. Yes, yeah, I like that. She's also in 31. Yeah, Kristen, Kristen Malati. Yeah, she kills it. He's also in 31. Yeah, Kristen Maladi.

Starting point is 00:10:45 Yeah, she kills it. She's fucking awesome. Her character is so, anyway, let's go back to, okay. So then Alien Romulus was pretty good too. Anyway, let's go back to what was going on. Oh yeah, so I'll get to the vomit in a second. Can't wait.

Starting point is 00:10:57 Okay. But so then you know what happened. So I was in, for the last 10 days, I've been in Canada. In the woods. Yeah, in three hours north of Toronto. And I was bamboozled into doing something, a favor for a friend, which is an extreme camping thing. But you can't talk about it.

Starting point is 00:11:18 I can't talk about it, yeah, because it was like one of the most miserable human experiences of my life. I didn't eat, I didn't sleep, I was frozen solid, wet all the time, it kept raining. The food, it was just fucking terrible. Damn. And I learned how to make traps.

Starting point is 00:11:35 I learned how to make a tent. What's so funny? That's cool. No. What kind of traps? Squirrel traps? What? What, for food?

Starting point is 00:11:43 No, pussy traps. Oh. No, no, no. Oh, nice. You didn't know. Just laid money out all over the place? No, pussy traps. Oh. No, no, no. Oh, nice. You didn't know. Just laid money out all over the place? No, no, no. Like I put like, well they put these like a granola, like you take the wood, you take a piece of rock.

Starting point is 00:11:54 Yo. What? There's no way you know how to do that. I learned how to do it. I know, but you forgot it already. I know, but I did a different thing. What? I made it my own.

Starting point is 00:12:03 Okay. I took the granola out. Yeah. I put candy corn. You just ate the granola? So I can a different thing. What? I made it my own. Okay. I took the granola out. Yeah. I put candy corn. You just ate the granola? So I can trap dwarves. You can catch a Brad Williams? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Starting point is 00:12:12 So I think if you switch them out, you can catch a dwarf. Oh, that's smart. Yeah, yeah. So anyway, I was- That would be so funny to watch Bobby setting up a trap in the woods and they're like, where's all the granola?

Starting point is 00:12:20 He just ate all the granola out of the traps. Yeah, yeah. What happened? So then, so I didn't sleep for like 10 days. Jesus. I was in the, I got in a fight with- Somebody? Oh, everybody, I don't give a fuck.

Starting point is 00:12:34 Robert Kelly, you know what I mean? Jim Norton was the only one I didn't get in a fight with. Yamanika I fought with, I fought with the producer. The director? It was bad. Wow. And so then last night I raced to Toronto to get on the flight, flew here,

Starting point is 00:12:52 and then my ozimpic was ready. But so I just- What, do they gotta cook it up? It's like meth, what do you mean it's ready? Yeah, they put it in a fryer. They deep fry it, they deep fry it. You have deep fried ozimpic. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Starting point is 00:13:05 Yeah. So, what happened was- Come get your Ozempic, baby. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, what happened was, the pharmacy was ready for it. So, I went, in my mind, it was the dumbest move I've ever made. I go, I'm just gonna gorge now.

Starting point is 00:13:21 You're gonna eat as much as you can. Right now, right? And then, so I ate a lot, like a burrito and taquitos, potato taquitos. Oh my God, I just taste the taquitos. Stop it. Like right here. Don't do it.

Starting point is 00:13:34 Okay. Don't. Oh my God, dude. I'm sorry. Happy Halloween. Happy Halloween to everybody. Okay. So then I put the zimping in,

Starting point is 00:13:45 but I hadn't digested all the food, but I haven't also slept in weeks, so I go, I'm gonna sleep. But while I was sleeping, I tasted what I'm tasting now, which is potato taco taquitos, right? And I was laying on my back, and I went, you know, like, you know,

Starting point is 00:14:04 I know, we know, we don't need to know. Alien Romulus. Let's go back to Alien Romulus, right? You know when the fucking punctures? No, you know, it is better. You know how the androids in Alien Romulus, when they get punctured, that little white fluid comes out of their mouth? Yes.

Starting point is 00:14:23 I'm saying yes so we can move on. I have no idea. You feel it, you taste it in your mouth. Yeah, so I was like, and I just literally, and ask anyone. I don't have to ask anyone. I don't know who you would ask. Ask them all.

Starting point is 00:14:37 Ask everybody. Okay. I've never vomited. Has he ever vomited? I've never seen him. No one's ever seen me vomit. Wow. Because I don't do it. I diarrhea all the time.

Starting point is 00:14:45 Yeah. That's my thing. That's your thing. Yeah, I go the other end. Yeah. The other end, I'm pro. This is closed. Closed off.

Starting point is 00:14:53 That thing's wide open. Yeah, wide open. So then I raced over here and it's like, so I don't know. Wait a minute. You know you can't eat full burritos and then go to bed too. That's also bad outside of Ozempic. You're not supposed to like eat and then go to sleep.

Starting point is 00:15:08 That is double failure. Right, double failure. So are you on like a regimented dose now of Ozempic? Yeah. You're taking it. Yeah. Why did you do this? Well, do you want to hear the story?

Starting point is 00:15:19 Yeah, that's why I asked you. It was something that was going to keep a secret. I've let it out. Okay, I was with a woman. We have to. Go on. We're making out. First base. Then she stopped. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:15:29 Yeah? Yeah. Her body, her choice. Her body, her choice. Her body, her choice. Her body, her choice. Her body, her choice. Her body, her choice.

Starting point is 00:15:37 Her body, her choice. Her body, her choice. Her body, her choice. Her body, her choice. Her body, her choice. Her body, her choice. Her body, her choice. Her body, her choice. Her body, her choice. Her body, her choice. Her body, her choice. Her body, her choice. Then she stopped. Boo. Yeah. Yeah?

Starting point is 00:15:45 Yeah. Oh no, I'm- Her body, her choice. All right, yeah, yeah, her choice, yeah. Her body, her choice. Her body, her choice. Her body, her choice, right? Her body, her choice.

Starting point is 00:15:52 And then she looked and she goes, I just, I'm not attracted to you. Yep. And she goes, you're fat, you're fat. No. Yeah. No, that's boo. She called you fat?

Starting point is 00:16:02 And I go, oh. She didn't realize until that moment. Okay. Damn, Lyle. Little Lyle? Oh, fuck. Are you playing a character right now? Yeah.

Starting point is 00:16:13 That was, fuck. The Menendez killers are hard, dude. Dude, I swear to God, dude. That was good. That was good. I'm gonna let you have that one. Yeah, let me have that one. And I'll tell you why I liked it.

Starting point is 00:16:23 It came out smoothly. Yeah, finally. Yeah, the delivery was perfect. You didn't miss a beat. Yeah, let me have that one. And I'll tell you why I liked it. It came out smoothly. Yeah, finally. Yeah, the delivery was perfect. He didn't miss a beat. Yeah, you didn't miss a beat. And I'll tell you another thing. It hurt bad. It hurt real bad.

Starting point is 00:16:34 So wait a minute, did you insult her? She said you're fat, did you insult her back? No, I go, oh, well then, okay. No, you gotta take a shot back at her. And then, like what? I don't know, I have to see her. Look at your beautiful face. No.

Starting point is 00:16:47 Oh yeah, that's not good, right? No, that's not gonna do it. No, I just kinda contemplated and I went, oh, I think I have to lose weight. Because a woman called you fat? I've been also seeing it, feeling it, like, you know what I mean? Like, when I just photos of me on stage.

Starting point is 00:17:02 Yeah. You know what I mean? It just doesn't look right to me. Well, we Photoshop those. We make you look fatter in those on purpose. You know, like all the ones that you try to put on, then I go, you gotta take that off. You know, it's been an issue for like a year

Starting point is 00:17:13 because I'm like, I don't like the way I look. A year? So you let it go. She didn't realize it until then. Yeah. It hurts. It hurts again. Thank you.

Starting point is 00:17:26 Wait a minute. You're beautiful just the way you are. Shut up. No, you are. I'm done. But I also don't want you- I'm on it. Ozempic is bad.

Starting point is 00:17:34 It's not bad. Yeah, it is. Cause you're going to get off in it. They say as soon as you get off, it's bad news bears. I'm not going to get off it. You gonna stand up for life? I don't know, dude. I don't know what else to do.

Starting point is 00:17:42 But you're not even fat, fat. Thank you. You're not fat fat, Fatty. Thank you. You're not fat. You look good. You do look good. That's not what she said. Who the fuck is she? She has eyeballs.

Starting point is 00:17:51 We have eyeballs. Yeah, but your eyeballs are, your eyeballs come with already a feeling. That's right. Right. Yeah, because I feel people. You don't just judge based on one thing. No, but we have history and there's a relationship that goes beyond a non-sexual. She needs to have nothing to do with looks. Maybe she needs to create that with you. Right. But she

Starting point is 00:18:12 didn't. Well, then so I listened to her. She was the only one that complained. What about the other girl? That's exactly right. There's other girls have said like, um, you could lose some weight. She said you could lose some weight. She was calling her doctor to see if she can get me, it was a big, like this is six months ago. Rush Ozempic? Yeah, she was like, I'm gonna call my doctors to get you it now. Wow.

Starting point is 00:18:33 And I was like, oh. Are there people selling the Oz on the streets? It's hard to get that they're running out of it. I'm just, dude, 10 days of survival. You know what I mean? And then- You made it. This, you know what I mean? And then- You made it. This, you know what I mean? Because we're going to Australia.

Starting point is 00:18:47 And New Zealand, and- But we have 10 days before- Singapore. I'm not doing anything between- Yeah, we are. I'm gonna rest my body. Well, or exercise. Whatever.

Starting point is 00:18:57 Whatever you mean. But anyway, so that's why- I don't like that somebody called you fat because it anyway, that's why. I don't like that somebody called you fat because it hurt your feelings, obviously. Why don't you call someone in this room fat to make it fair? I mean, I mean. But really hit him.

Starting point is 00:19:13 Really hit him. Hit him. Really? Yeah, hit him hard, dude. Yeah, it's like when you take marshmallow and you over microwave it, where it bubbles, you know what I mean? Yeah. Yeah. Delicious. What?

Starting point is 00:19:28 Delicious. Yeah, but that's not a human body. You're gonna love this. That should be a human body. I was watching the Great British Baking Show. Yeah. I'm sorry, that wasn't even, it wasn't even funny what I did.

Starting point is 00:19:37 It was funny. Cut it out. You know when- That was so mean. I'm watching the Great British Baking Show. You know when they're like, they kneading the bread and then they put it in the proofing drawer, it has to proof and rise, you know? The guy opened the drawer, I'm watching the Great British Baking Show. You know when they're like, they kneading the bread and then they put it in the proofing drawer, it has to proof and rise, you know? The guy opened the drawer, I'm not kidding.

Starting point is 00:19:49 As it proofed. I saw the show. And rose and I remember. I pointed and I go, Andres. Yeah. There's fancy. Yeah. My little proofing drawer.

Starting point is 00:19:57 Better? Is that good? Is that a better slam? Way better. Yeah, yeah. But you know what the funny thing is, is that I mean, that's the only thing that I can get you with, is your pork tits.

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Starting point is 00:24:25 Because during the winter- This is a John Carpenter book? It is. Yeah, I remember. During the winters, you know what I mean? It's like a snowy- Snowy field. It's ice skating rink.

Starting point is 00:24:34 I see it. There's a Zamboni in a shed. There's a Zamboni out in a field? No, but there's a gigantic shed that a Zamboni is, that they put it. And during the summer, a man who has mental disabilities, you know what I mean, is mowing the lawns during the summer and taking care of the Zamboni.

Starting point is 00:24:55 In the field. Yeah, and he has candy in this shed. How much, what kind? A lot, the good kind. The good kind. Yeah, dip and dips. Dip and dips? Yeah, yeah.

Starting point is 00:25:04 So no dots, just the dips? Yeah, yeah, just the dipstick? Just the dipstick. Yeah, later I found it was just penis. But, yeah, it was a great book. Great book. Yeah, yeah. Oh my gosh.

Starting point is 00:25:19 Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Tito Andrew. Happy birthday to you. You're not wearing any underwear, McCone. It's hot. Okay. Smoke alarm's gonna go off.

Starting point is 00:25:41 Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, it's okay. No, no, let him try. Happy birthday to you. Thank you. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Andrew. Happy birthday to you.

Starting point is 00:26:01 Yeah. Thank you. Yeah. Thank you. Smells like barbecue. 41, huh? How's it feel? You don't want to get kidnapped, do you? This is awesome. This is a Rudy cake.

Starting point is 00:26:19 Yeah. Is this, you guys put this knife in there? This came like this? That's so- Is it a high end cake? Yes. Whoa. We only get high end stuff. there? This came like this? That's so. Is it a high end cake? Yes. Whoa.

Starting point is 00:26:26 We only get high end stuff. Do you get photos of this? What a great cake. This is so dope. What does it say down there? Happy birthday Santino. Oh, that's amazing. Can we eat this?

Starting point is 00:26:34 Yes. Yeah. Wow. Whoa. Wow. Probably a couple of bites. Yeah, well, you gotta cut it up or something. Is this gutsy?

Starting point is 00:26:44 Yeah. Ooh this gutsy? Yeah. Ooh gutsy Thanks, bud. This cake goes well with your sampeh Wow Thank you guys, okay, you're so funny today. You're on fire. Wow. What a nice shirt, dude. For golfing. That's a great shirt, dude. Wow.

Starting point is 00:27:23 That's a great shirt. Who did this? You did this? Wow. Wow. That's a great shirt. Who did this? You did this? Wow. Amazing. That is so nice. It's a nice shirt. That is so nice.

Starting point is 00:27:31 What a dope shirt. That is dope. You guys have the receipt? Yes. Okay. Thank you. This is awesome. I forgot, what'd you get me?

Starting point is 00:27:42 What? No, I'm not mad. We got you the cool butterfly cake. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That was. No, I'm not mad. No, I'm not mad. We got you the cool butterfly cake. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That was. No, I'm not mad. No, I'm not mad. That was dope.

Starting point is 00:27:50 No, I'm not mad. It's probably my behavior. No, no, let's get, no, I'm not mad. It's probably my behavior. No one said you were. Okay, so let me just get this out of the, oh, no, but I'm not mad. Okay?

Starting point is 00:28:01 Okay. Yeah, I know, enjoy your cake. So I got nothing, but it's fine, right? I wasn't here. It's fine, it's fine. I remember not being here. And it's something, that's okay. But it's probably something that I've done wrong. Wow.

Starting point is 00:28:15 That cake is really cool. It really hurts my feelings. So why are you laughing? Rudy got you a lot of cool things for your birthday, remember? Yeah, the ashtray. Don't you cut my cake. Oh, I'm sorry.

Starting point is 00:28:28 Rudy, come here, get a big piece. I mean, how is this? What a great cake. Thank you, guys. That's a big piece. Yeah. Yeah. Happy Halloween.

Starting point is 00:28:40 Happy, happy Halloween, happy Halloween. Can we talk about our favorite horror movies? Ooh, yes. What would you be yours? My favorite horror movie of all time is White Chex. Yeah, pretty scary. Ooh. What's your favorite horror movie?

Starting point is 00:28:56 Well, I said for years Hereditary, but I think the best movie is Let the Right One In. Let the Right One In. Shut the fuck up. You even know what I'm saying. Why do you say it like that? Let the Right One In. Why are you saying it like that?

Starting point is 00:29:15 You saw it? That's a movie. You saw it. Now that is a movie. What's it about? I'll tell you exactly what, have you ever seen Let the Right One In? Yeah.

Starting point is 00:29:24 You've seen it? Yeah. It's so good. What's it about? What's it about? It's about a white person. Ooh, that's, yes. That is true.

Starting point is 00:29:33 It is about a white. Yeah, yeah. And he only lets the right ones in. Right, so he's a bouncer at a nightclub. Yeah. And a guy comes up and he's like, sir, no baseball hats, no jean shorts. You know, and he, that's what happens.

Starting point is 00:29:48 It's a bouncer at a nightclub. No, I thought it was about a Southern country club. It's a Southern, it's a bouncer at a Southern club. Country club. In the 1960s. Yeah, he's a bouncer at a country club. And he's like, nah. Nah.

Starting point is 00:30:03 He says that a lot. Nah. Nah. And then we have our own clubs. Mm, mm's like, nah. Nah. It says that a lot. Nah. Nah. And then we have our own clubs. Mm, mm, mm, mm. Yeah. What do you mean? Uh-uh, mm, mm. Mm, mm.

Starting point is 00:30:13 No, what do you, uh. Mm, mm. That's what the movie's about. And so he has to choose which one he lets in. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And he lets the right one. Come on, man. Mm, mm.

Starting point is 00:30:22 No, no. We let go. No baseball hats, pal. Okay, all right. Sorry. There's a dress code. That's not what it's about. There's a dress code.

Starting point is 00:30:30 Yeah. What is it about? The real or the joking? Yeah. Either way at this point. At this point? Yeah. Jesus, are you gonna puke?

Starting point is 00:30:44 No, I'm fine. Okay. But it's considered, if you look up the scariest, the best vampire movies of all time, it's probably either one or two in every list. Better than Dracula? Yeah. Better than Dracula.

Starting point is 00:30:58 Probably in the one or two, if you say the greatest vampire movie, probably top three. Type in greatest vampire movie of all time. So it's- From dusk till dawn, interview with the vampire, Dracula. That's the list. No, no, that's just,

Starting point is 00:31:14 go down to like Mojo or like any of the lists, like they have a list. Well, IGN. Yeah, do that then. Okay. And go to top three. Okay. 25 best vampire movies of all time.

Starting point is 00:31:25 All right, number one, or 20, no, that's 25. No, Nosferatu, yeah, that's great. Go to two. Thirst. Go to one. Bram Stoker's Dracula, what did I say? Go to four. Dracula. Go to four.

Starting point is 00:31:39 Bram Stoker. Go to four. Number one, Dracula. Afflicted. Five. Fuck. Six. Near dark, yeah, oh yeah. There it is. Let the right one in.

Starting point is 00:31:50 So sixth. Top six. Not even top five. Okay. And mine was number one. Dracula, number one. Yeah, but I would, in my opinion. This is better than Dracula.

Starting point is 00:32:01 Thank you so much. No chance. Bram Stoker. What? What? Yeah, Bram Stoker. What? What? Yeah, Bram Stoker. This movie. Bram, two words, pal. Bram Stoker.

Starting point is 00:32:15 Go down. Look at him. Right. Hey, bud. Bram Stoker. Is that Will Ferrell? Yeah. It's the same character that he was in. No, Francis Ford Coppola did that. Come on. Yeah. It's a Coppola movie. Yeah. It's the

Starting point is 00:32:32 best. Yeah, I mean it's probably the second best. Megaloppa is number one. No, um, so can I tell you what the little one, Ryan one is about? Yeah. It's a young Swedish boy, okay, in the 19, probably 70s, probably early 80s. Seems like the 70s. Alfredson. Yes. Little Swedish boy. Yeah. And he's a single mom. You can tell that he's been bullied. People have a picket on me.

Starting point is 00:33:00 Oscar, you're on fire. I get the picket on today. I'm so glad. So. So he's being picked on. Stop. on fire today. I get to pick it on today. I'm so glad. So he's being picked on. Stop. Yeah, stop. And he goes outside and what he does, he has no friends. I don't have any friends. Yeah, yeah.

Starting point is 00:33:13 Now I'm you. Yeah, yeah. Just a little Swedish boy, don't have any friends. So at night he stands outside and he takes a little knife. I will stand outside with little knife. Yeah, and he stabs a tree. I kill the tree? And as if he's fighting back the bullies. Wow.

Starting point is 00:33:29 Yeah. But at the same time, he sees that there's somebody moving in to an apartment. And he sees an old man and a little girl move into an apartment, and then he looks up, and it's at night, and he sees the old man put cardboard on the windows. No light gets in.

Starting point is 00:33:49 And then a couple of nights later. Cardboard? So no light gets in? Cardboard or light would still get through. Like newspapers, cardboard, there's layers. Newspaper wouldn't do it either. Yeah, if you do layers though? Couple layers of duveteen, maybe some blackout.

Starting point is 00:34:04 Okay, okay, okay. I mean it's really tough. The blackout light completely is really hard. I know. I've been trying do it either. Yeah, if you do layers though? Couple layers of duveteen, maybe some blackout. Okay, okay, okay. I mean it's really tough. I mean the blackout light completely is really hard. I know. I've been trying it for years. Dude, you're on fire today, dude. Well I kidnapped this. Your instincts?

Starting point is 00:34:11 Every instinct is the right instinct. Wow. So tell me. I am telling you. But the movie. But here's why I don't wanna tell you. Because I'm doing comedy stuff? No, no, not just comedy stuff, right?

Starting point is 00:34:23 Because I'm telling you, I didn't control, was I the set designer for the fucking movie? Wish you were. I know, but it's like, I didn't raise my hand, dude, we should get fucking light blockers. I didn't know what it's called. What's that? Light blockers, yeah.

Starting point is 00:34:38 Whatever, you know what I mean? That's why they wouldn't hire me. You know what I mean? You think this is one of the best vampire movies of all? I'm not done with the fucking description of the fucking movie, guy. Oh, please, I wanna hear it, yeah. All right, so you know what I mean? You think this is one of the best vampire movies of all? I'm not done with the fucking description of the fucking movie guy. All right, so any, what, boring? This guy's putting cardboard up in the windows

Starting point is 00:34:49 to block out the light. Right. Then? Then, the next night, the kid's out there and- Oscar? Yeah, and he looks, and there's like a jungle gym-y kind of area. Oh, wow.

Starting point is 00:35:02 And he looks and there's the girl on top of the jungle gym, barefoot, right? You know what I mean? And they start talking. She's just on the top. Yeah, she's on top, right? And then they form a relationship. You know what I mean?

Starting point is 00:35:17 They become friends. How old? Like we're talking 10. Eight to 10. Eight to 10. Yeah. Formidable years. And then she tells him. That's when I started having crushes. Eight to 10. Formidable years. And then she tells him- That's when I started having crushes, eight to 10.

Starting point is 00:35:28 Formidable years. I'm just saying. I know. But that is- When you're on fire like this and I'm not, I like it. You're cruising. Yeah, I'm cruising for a bruising. Do you remember when you were like eight to 10,

Starting point is 00:35:44 when it was like- That's when there was one girl in class a bruising. Do you remember when you were like eight to 10 when there was like, that's when there was one girl in class who had boobs, do you remember that? Do you remember her name? Dude. Do you remember her name? There's always one girl by like- I saw it.

Starting point is 00:35:56 Yeah, when you're like in fifth grade- I was in a play in my fifth year, I played Huckleberry Finn. Who had the boobs? No, I didn't know her name. You don't know her name? But I walked into a room that wasn't supposed to walk in and one girl had her shirt off because she was changing.

Starting point is 00:36:08 You're right? And I saw them, right? And magnificent, it was beautiful. At the time, my friends. Was that where the Italian? Hey, it was like a spiritual awakening. Wow. You know, it was like a spiritual awakening. Wow. You know, it was like, I'd never seen boobs before, live.

Starting point is 00:36:28 Live boobs. They were my mom's. Right. The yellow shriveled up pieces of shit boobs she had. You know what I mean? Yeah. You know what I mean? Anyway, custard used to come out of that.

Starting point is 00:36:40 Anyway, no, they were beautiful boobs, mom. I love you, mom. But yeah, so when I remember, when's the first time you saw boobs? The first time I saw a nice, nice set of boobs. Well, I'm just saying the first girl when we were in like fifth grade that had boobs. That's what I mean.

Starting point is 00:36:55 That story reminded me. I remember when girls started to get boobs and I thought, whoa. What do you mean? They just keep going, huh? Whoa, gnarly. Whoa. Intense.

Starting point is 00:37:03 I wonder what they look like. Yeah. The first time I saw boobs in real life, 26. 27. Oh, wow? Whoa, gnarly. Whoa. Intense. I wonder what they look like. Yeah. The first time I saw boobs in real life, 26, 27. Oh wow, wow, wow. 27, 28. Oh wow, Lee Blumer. I remember my first pub. Do you?

Starting point is 00:37:14 Yeah, dude, and I celebrated. Did you? Woo woo woo! Yeah, it was, I howled in the night, cause I was 17. Yeah. And everyone had already had done it in their 15. Everyone already had them.

Starting point is 00:37:26 So I thought I had like a mutation or there was genetically something wrong with me. You still don't have a lot of pubes. You're pretty, you're pretty. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're not with hair. When I had the one, I was, it was, I was celebrated.

Starting point is 00:37:38 They kept growing in. I was so happy. How stoked were you? I was so stoked. Add some fuzz down there. I remember the first time cum came out. Mm. So. How stoked were you? I was so stoked. Add some fuzz down there. Remember the first time cum came out? Yeah. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:37:48 You do? Kinda. What do you mean kind of? I've never told you the story about the, when I was, I used to love watching Beverly Hills Cop. Yeah. That much?

Starting point is 00:38:01 I loved that movie. And then there was a song in it. The heat is on, down the street. Okay. I know the song, I've seen the movie. Yeah. Yeah. When I first started wanking.

Starting point is 00:38:16 Serge. That song Serge. Killed that movie. Ach well. Yeah. With Bronson Pinchot. Yeah. When I first started jerking off, that song was in my head. Yeah. With Bronson Pinchot. Yeah. When I first started jerking off,

Starting point is 00:38:25 that song was in my head. Okay. The heat is on. Brr, brr, brr. I swear to God. What was it? And when I would come. Brr, brr, brr, brr.

Starting point is 00:38:35 Brr, brr, brr. Yeah. Da-dow. You know my- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, tell me can you feel it? Tell me can you feel it? Do I swear to God.

Starting point is 00:38:44 What my song was? And so now Pavlovian, if you play that song now, boom, oh, oh, oh, tell me can you feel it? Tell me, tell me. Do I swear to God. What my song was? And so now Pavlovian, if you play that song now, boom, I'll come everywhere. It's close to yours, Eddie Murphy. My girl likes to party all the time, party all the time, party all the time. You don't know these songs, do you? No.

Starting point is 00:39:00 Are we gonna trick or treat this year? Let's do it. I would love to. Yeah. Remember when we used to throw eggs at houses when we trick or treated? Yeah year? Let's do it. I would love to. Yeah. Remember when we used to throw eggs at houses when we trick or treated? Yeah. Did you ever do that?

Starting point is 00:39:08 Yeah. Were you a bad boy, Sandy? I TP'd and egged my own house. I was too afraid to get in trouble. Yeah. So I just did my own house and I had to clean it the next day. Your dad would come outside and make you clean it?

Starting point is 00:39:19 Yeah. He even let me, I told him I was gonna do it. You egged your own house? Yeah. But you have to clean next day. So I cleaned it, my brother and I, Steve, cleaned it next day. Here's another thing, just has nothing to do with Halloween

Starting point is 00:39:30 that I've been obsessed with on the YouTube. What? So there's this lady, she's like a classically trained woman. She has an accent. I think she's from like some village somewhere, but she's a classically trained, and she's never listened to rock and roll before.

Starting point is 00:39:48 Oh, they play her the song for the first time. So she'll like go, okay, today I'm gonna, a song by a band called Queen. Right. Right? Bohemian Rhapsody. And she plays it. And she listens to it. And it's so interesting to see her, that's her Virgin Rock, I mean, that's her.

Starting point is 00:40:09 And then she played Paranoid Android by Radiohead. Wow. Yeah, and it's really interesting her reactions to, you know what I mean, like listening to rock and roll for the very first time. Now what's wrong with her that she hasn't heard any of this stuff is because she's just not, it just doesn't-

Starting point is 00:40:24 She hated Nine Inch Nails. Didn't like? Closer? Yeah, she goes, it's ugly, it's sexual but not in a good way. It's beautiful. No, it's gorgeous. I know, it's like, I wanna penetrate you, I wanna complicate you, I wanna violate you. Oh, it's such a good song.

Starting point is 00:40:44 Tool, Sober. I wanna violate you. Oh, it's such a good song. Tool, Sober. Yeah, great song. I mean, it's just interesting to hear her, even Simon and Garfield she had never heard of. How? I know that, I can't, you know, I don't even know. Yeah, we believe it though. She listened to...

Starting point is 00:40:59 Well, we can't hear any of them. No, no, we can't do it, no, but I'm just saying, it's just an interesting- No, that is really cool. To see, you know, someone's real reaction to it. Wow, and by the way, only 19,000 views, so you're getting in this niche. Oh, I'm a niche guy on the internet.

Starting point is 00:41:15 Oh my God, things, oh my God, can I tell you what happened? Yeah. About niche. Yeah, give me niche. All right, so the first night we were at this camping trip, we were not actually camping, we were at a restaurant for the first night. Just eating?

Starting point is 00:41:29 Yeah. And Yamanika, black female comic, one of the funniest people on planet earth. Oh yeah. In New York, you know, right? Yeah, yeah. And she was talking about algorithms. So then I told her about me and Carlos's algorithms.

Starting point is 00:41:43 Is that her cousin? Very funny. And then I told about me and Carlos's algorithm. Is that her cousin? Very funny. And then I, very funny. Thanks. Very good. And I go, I go, well, and I showed her like a video that I would watch. And it was like an African man eating a monkey. And she saw it.

Starting point is 00:41:58 That's not in her algorithm? You showed her a video of an African man eating a monkey. She started crying at the table. She got mad at you because you showed her a video of a man eating a monkey. Why would you show her that? I was giving her an example of my algorithms. Oh, okay. I shouldn't eat this.

Starting point is 00:42:26 Can you take this away? Yeah, please, please, please. Before it makes me throw up. Now the vomit's cakey. You got into a big fight with her? Not only that, she refused to eat dinner. Because of the monkey eating video. Yeah, I couldn't believe it.

Starting point is 00:42:42 Well. Yeah, and then Bobby Kelly, I don't know why he would do this. He just got found monkey noises. No. Yeah, like 20 minutes later. Just playing them? And he just played it, right, just randomly.

Starting point is 00:42:53 Bop bop bop, bop bop bop, right? And then me and Jim and Robert Kelly laughed to the point where we had to leave, because we're in a room. Yeah. We had to leave the room and we were in this hallway, side, you know what I mean?

Starting point is 00:43:07 And she's just sitting there, you know what I mean? Pissed. Yeah, but then we were laughing so hard, like uncontrollably, where I couldn't breathe. Like we could not breathe, right? Even Norton. Is she still mad at you? No, then she starts laughing.

Starting point is 00:43:21 No. And that's how. That breaks it up. That breaks it up. That breaks it up. As long it up. That breaks it up. As long as you go far enough there that she laughs to bring it back. Yeah.

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Starting point is 00:45:39 is the beer. Your game time tastes like Miller time. Learn more at MillerLite.ca. Must be legal drinking age. What are you doing? I'm not kidding. I'm not kidding when I say this. You have to finish that cake. You took a big piece. Yeah, yeah, it's not right. It's not right. You took that piece. I didn't do that. It's not right. But I just wanted to say on TikTok, you can also watch porn in it. How?

Starting point is 00:46:06 Golly. How? Like my grandpa from the Philippines. Here we go, here we go, here we go. Yeah, here we go. We know all the tidbits about TikTok, Philippines. Wait, your grandfather watches porn on TikTok? Yeah, that's what my mom says.

Starting point is 00:46:16 Like, oh, he's watching porn again on TikTok. Can you not just watch it on regular internet? He likes TikTok. Yeah, he likes TikTok. You can watch porn on TikTok? I don't think so. I think you can do it on Twitter. Twitter you not just watch it on regular internet? He likes TikTok. Yeah, he likes TikTok. You can watch porn on TikTok? I don't think so. I think you can do it on Twitter. Twitter has porn stuff.

Starting point is 00:46:29 Yeah. I'll tell you what's incredible, by the way. Here I was in my hotel in like Kentucky or Indiana or whatever. Do you know about this? Yeah, tell me about this thing. A lot of these states, they block porn. You can't watch it. Like if you go to Pornhub, they block porn. You can't watch it.

Starting point is 00:46:45 Like if you go to Pornhub, they block it. You have to do, look it up. You have to do like- VPN, VPN. Yeah, yeah, but I didn't have a VPN on my new phone. So you have to log in and register. Pornhub is blocked in Texas. All these places are they they want.

Starting point is 00:46:59 But not all sites. Almost all of them. No, I mean- Like paid sites? Well, I called Greg Fitzsimmons and he told me the ones to find. He was like, I got the side one. Yeah, yeah, I have the sites. Yeah, of them. No, I mean- Like paid sites? Well, I called, I called Greg Fitzsimmons and he told me the ones to find, he was like, I got the side. Yeah, yeah, I have the sites. Yeah, the web cams still work.

Starting point is 00:47:09 Yeah, but look, Texas, Missouri, Arkansas, Louisiana, Mississippi, Virginia, North Carolina, and Utah, they blocked Pornhub. They want you to log in with your information so you can watch porn. Yeah, they do that now here. There's a whole new security chick in even California. No, I can watch Turn On Porn Hub right now.

Starting point is 00:47:28 Not in the sites that I have. I have to go through like a five processes to even get on now. We got to log in, you got to do like a retinal scan. I have to do a face scan and then what? Thumb prints, you have to do a thumb print? Yeah, yeah, yeah. All that.

Starting point is 00:47:42 Bobby Lee, welcome back for the seventh time today. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Good. But just a side note too. So we were three hours north in Canada.

Starting point is 00:47:55 And you know, the producers baked us a big camp was at a college, this remote college in the woods. College in the woods is so hot. And it was late at night and there was a security guard and he came down with Bad Friends t-shirts and he, I had never seen a man so shocked and happy. To see you. To see me. How cute.

Starting point is 00:48:20 Yeah, it was just really- Bobby A, I can't believe you're here, bud. Yeah, it was like- All the way in the woods with us at our college? Yeah, it was like really- Bobby A, I can't believe you're here, bud. Yeah, it was like- All the way in the woods with us at our college. Yeah, it was like that. It was cool. Wow. I signed everything. Now, do people ask you, hey, where's Andrew?

Starting point is 00:48:33 Yeah, all the time. They ask me, where's Bobby? Every- As if like you're- Where I go, yeah. Oh, he's right there. Yeah. Like, no. The guy in Cleveland.

Starting point is 00:48:42 Hey, man. Hey, man. Big fan. Thanks, man. Where's Bobby? Yeah. I don't know. The guy in Cleveland. Hey man. Hey man. Yeah. Big fan. Thanks man. Where's Bobby? Yeah. I don't know man.

Starting point is 00:48:49 We're two different guys. I know, we have two different lives. I don't know where you are. You know what's so funny? I do know where you are pretty much all the time. What's going on? They ready? Anyway, so we have a guest.

Starting point is 00:49:01 Oh, we have a special guest. It's a guy that I've done his show. Have you done his internet show? I did his show. I did his show as well. I did the new show. I did the old show. Oh, we have a special guest. It's a guy that I've done his show. Have you done his interview? I did his show. I did his show as well. I did the new show. I did the old show. Well, let's see. Gobblecon.

Starting point is 00:49:10 Oh, wow! Wow! Show him where to go, McCone. Yeah, yeah. John Gobblecon is here. John Gobblecon's here, dude. Wow. Wow, John, John. Woo, give him a round of applause, John Gobblecon.

Starting point is 00:49:22 Wow. Wow. What's up, John? Hello! Wow! Yeah. Okay, uh... Everyone looks a little different than I remember. Yeah? Yeah.

Starting point is 00:49:40 Why is that? Who am I, John, you think? It's Halloween. Who are you? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like I'm dressed as somebody. Oh, okay. You're a Juggalo without the makeup. Oh, good. Very good.

Starting point is 00:49:55 Very dry, yeah. Very close. You've disappointed your parents. Yeah, yeah, very good. Yeah, good. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Are you talking about me or the character I'm playing? Cause those are both true for me.

Starting point is 00:50:06 It seems like it's both true. You're Bobby Lee who just got a tattoo. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Good job. Wow. Very good. What? He's on Ozempic. Yeah. Ozempic burps.

Starting point is 00:50:21 This is the Oz kicking in baby. And then what about her? What do you think she is? A lot of s'mores set. Yes. Very good. Very good. Very good.

Starting point is 00:50:33 I got one, all right. You got one, dude. And- What am I? Yeah. Oh, okay. We hold on. White bread and, I mean,

Starting point is 00:50:45 kind of look like a golf caddy. So white bread and I mean, kind of look like a golf caddy. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's it. That's good. A golf caddy. Yeah. That's it. For a Wonder Bread tournament.

Starting point is 00:50:56 That's it. That's it. That's it. John Goblokon everybody. Now your fingers are very long, John. Yeah. Yeah. Thank you.

Starting point is 00:51:04 Yeah. I'm worried about popping this. I don't want to get too excited. Sometimes I get nervous and I grip it, but I didn't know you guys had, these are what I have in my home. Oh, I see. Yeah, this is a kind of- Are the other limbs that long or?

Starting point is 00:51:17 Are the other limbs? Do you have long toes? He's saying do you have long toes. Oh, yeah, I mean, these are nine and a half. Yeah. So. That's not bad. That's not bad.

Starting point is 00:51:28 No, I think that's pretty average. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's bigger than you. Yeah, I'm nine. Yeah, he's a half size bigger. That speaks volumes, doesn't it? How are your other limbs, Bobby? My limbs are,

Starting point is 00:51:40 one, they're fine. Well, he's on Ozempic. Yeah, I was gonna say they're getting. I mean, no, I froze up there for a second. Yeah, you did. Yeah. That was the Ozempic.

Starting point is 00:51:49 Yeah. That's not the Ozempic. What I wanna say is, let me go, give me that, ask me again. What, what are your, hey Bobby? Yeah. What are your other limbs like? They're fine.

Starting point is 00:52:01 Oh, now good. He did a retake to go with fine. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like that? Let's go with take two. Take two. Yeah, let's go with take two. How about one more, one more, one more, one more.

Starting point is 00:52:11 Just this is one. Yeah, yeah. Hey, buddy. Proportional to my body. That's what I wanted to say. Okay. Yeah, I froze up. Proportional to my body.

Starting point is 00:52:21 In terms of your guests on your show, who's the biggest guest you've ever had? Mr. Podcast Andrew Santino. Yeah. Thank you, John. Yeah. Who's the second? Probably a DJ, you know?

Starting point is 00:52:35 He had some DJs, yeah. So you've had what, Dylan Francis on? Yeah, that was him. He had Dylan Francis on. His favorite instrument, the laptop. That's what he does. DJs, he's pressing a button. But I had Bobby on, and I'm glad I'm here. I'm glad me being a goblin,

Starting point is 00:52:56 my culture can be all of your comedy on Halloween. Sorry. But I'm happy I'm here because I wanna clear the air. You came on my podcast, broke my set, flipped the table, kicked over my Southwestern egg rolls. That's right. And we kind of left on a sour note. I think the problem was that you brought,

Starting point is 00:53:17 when I came you had egg rolls. Southwestern. Which is kind of, you are a Southwestern egg roll. You're from San Diego. That is true. That's perfect. That is actually perfect. You are my littleern egg roll. You're from San Diego. That is true. That's perfect. That is actually perfect. You are my little Southwestern egg.

Starting point is 00:53:28 So he was doing that to compliment you and here you are, then you- Yeah, I took it as a- Insult. An insult. Yeah. Oh, okay. And you know what?

Starting point is 00:53:36 In retrospect, I'm my bad and I apologize. No, yeah, because it would kind of be like me, a green guy walking in here and you just having like another fat deformed green guy on your desk or something. It would be like that kind of offensive. You think it would be like that kind of offensive, Bobby? You think it would be like me, a guy with self-conscious of his teeth?

Starting point is 00:53:53 Just leave it. Yeah, we just- Do you know how many people in high school- We should have been more mindful. Were like, oh look, there goes Slimer. Oh, right, right, right. Do you know how many times- Yeah. People would say that to me?

Starting point is 00:54:06 I'd say, Tito. Yeah. Did you do this? Honestly, if you really want to know the truth about this, this is new to us. She put that on the desk. Yeah, she did. Yes, she did.

Starting point is 00:54:15 Yeah. Yes, she did. You ought to know. Yes. The lawns were set. I like it. What she said was, I was at the CVS and I got a John Gobblecon statue.

Starting point is 00:54:24 I'm like, that's not John Gobblecon. She was trying to- Oh, youS and I got a John Gobblecon statue. I'm like, that's not John Gobblecon. She was trying to create- Oh, you're trying to get a John Gobblecon. Oh, well said you. That's what she thought, so I'm sorry. Oh, we do have John Gobblecon plushies available right now. Are you guys gonna do the graphics for me like I do on my show?

Starting point is 00:54:38 Yeah. Okay, great. That's kinda like my thing now. Yeah, they will. You know, like, it's like kinda like, that's my like, you might be a redneck, mine is right now. Yeah, I like that. Yeah, they will. You know, like, I kind of like, it's like, kind of like that's my like, you might be a redneck, mine is right now. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:54:47 I like that. Because the name of the show is. Right now. It's a good show. Wow. It's a great show. Can we do that? I want to know about your history.

Starting point is 00:54:55 Like what part of, I don't know where goblins are, like, because we have a Korea town. Yeah. Is there a Goblinville? Yeah, is there a Goblinville or? Yeah, it's, I mean, it's probably Van Nuys or. Oh, town. Yeah. Is there a Goblinville? Yeah, is there a Goblinville or? Yeah, it's probably Van Nuys. Oh, okay. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:55:09 Because you're the only one that- We moved south, you know? Yeah, yeah. You're the only Goblin I've seen in LA. Yeah, well, I, you know, full disclosure, I don't really know a lot about my childhood or my family. Oh, you were adopted or something? Okay.

Starting point is 00:55:25 Why would someone give him up for adoption? I have no idea. What is that? Why is that assumption? Why are you looking at me? Well, you're assuming that he would be like giving up for adoption. Did I say that?

Starting point is 00:55:34 You said- No, I just said that like, where I go, where does the gobbels hang out? No, you said, you said you don't have, he said he doesn't know much about his family and then you said, oh, you're- Yeah. You're adopted. I don't like that. But don't- No then you said, oh, you're adopted. I don't like that.

Starting point is 00:55:46 But don't. Hold on, stop, stop. Okay. What the fuck are you doing, man? What the fuck are you doing, dude? You trying to insult this fucking guy? No, I just fucking. That's insane. He came all the way here.

Starting point is 00:55:54 No, but I fucked up. When I said that I fucked up. Well, here's the deal. Yeah, but obviously why. Yeah, he looked, so he looks different. Big deal. Different. Yeah, but if you- Hey, Alanis,

Starting point is 00:56:02 what are they talking about? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You can't call him out. You can call him out. But I have a question for you. Different. Hey Alanis, what are they talking about? Yeah, yeah. You can't call them out. Yeah, yeah. If you call them out, it's just me. But I have a question for you. Okay. Do you have magic?

Starting point is 00:56:10 Do I have magic? Very good question. Very good question. I mean, great question. Yeah, very good question. I could. Yeah. I mean, are you feeling?

Starting point is 00:56:18 I mean, he's not a warlock. Well, but he looks magical. He does. Oh yeah, yeah. So I'm just asking. Have you ever performed magic he looks magical. He does. Oh yeah, yeah. So I'm just asking. Have you ever performed magic before? Yeah. Comedy magic.

Starting point is 00:56:29 I think we're all performing it right now. We're all a part of it. That is true. We're all a part of it. You, not so much, but I would say this side. That's what I mean. That's what I'm saying. Oh, no, I just.

Starting point is 00:56:41 That's what I'm saying. No, wait. Because now I realize why I kick the tables. That's energy. Right now, the way you're looking at it... Yeah, fuck you, John. No, Bob, Bob, Bob. Be nice, Bob.

Starting point is 00:56:52 Come out of my fucking house with your green shit. When you look like that, it makes your jelly roll. You really? Okay, don't do that. Because, Bobby, I'm just going to let you know, this is a very tense holiday for me. Why? Why?

Starting point is 00:57:04 It's the worst holiday for me. Why? Why? Yeah. It's the worst holiday for me. Oh yeah. Because every time when I was a kid, you know, I wanted to be somebody, you know, for Halloween, I'd be like, you know, I'm going to be Ross Perot, you know? And then everyone, everyone would come up to me

Starting point is 00:57:18 and they'd just go, oh, it's a goblin. Right. You don't need to hear that all the time. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like I couldn't be anybody. Yeah. You know, I mean, yeah But you're someone now you could be a booger Like a gigantic booger, I mean there are things that you can be right

Starting point is 00:57:35 He already said he wanted to be Ross Perot, yeah, I'm just saying it's a psychic I get it. He's like me saying I'm gonna be sure kill an eel. I mean, I just gonna pick one. Yeah, right, right You're saying I'll come Kim Kim Kim Jong-un. Kim Jong-un. Yeah, closer to be who you are, right. Instead of going Ross Perot, you can go Booger. It's an opportunity to be someone else. Right, and you really didn't have that opportunity.

Starting point is 00:57:52 Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Would you like to have that opportunity tonight? I would love that shit, you know. Okay. Can we get a costume for John? What, you guys have a costume for me? Yeah, probably, yeah. We got a little something for you.

Starting point is 00:58:03 Alottis, did you do this? No, they did it. They did it. Well, I know he didn't do it, but someone did it. Cause John, I wanted you to feel like you're included, you belong, and I got told from one of our producers, got told that your whole life you were put down. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:58:20 And we'd like to welcome you to our family. Here, we have a little costume for you. Yeah. Oh wow, this is great! Oh, this is perfect! Just go ahead and throw that on there. Is it a lot of, could you? You want me to?

Starting point is 00:58:34 It's got a pitiful fur. I mean, it's for normal sized faces. Oh, Bob? Yeah. Oh wow. Wow, there we go. There we go. Bobby!

Starting point is 00:58:44 Yeah, yeah, yeah. What do you think? What am I? Oh God. What am I? Well, I know what it is. What? You're not gonna wanna hear it.

Starting point is 00:58:51 I wanna hear it. Yeah. It's, you know, a Vietnamese soldier with gangrene and a little bit too much napalm. All right, let me get into character. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That sounds great. Yeah, yeah.

Starting point is 00:59:04 It does. Yeah. Yeah, so. Do you feel like you fit in? Have you ever done an Asian accent, John Gobblecon? And I won't be tonight. You know? Why? Why, John? No, I don't think so. You're not even human.

Starting point is 00:59:15 Yeah, I don't think so. What do you mean he's not human? Of course he's human. I said my podcast is going well. I want it to go well. Really well. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Whoa, whoa, whoa. We just won our first show. Let's not point at the ceiling.

Starting point is 00:59:25 He's not Jewish for sure. I mean, just do that. But anyway. No pointing at the ceiling. We just got our first ad sale. That's great. Congrats. Enron.

Starting point is 00:59:35 Yeah. Enron. That's funny. That's a good company. Enron's a great company. I do like Enron. Yeah, so we're doing well. Yeah, we had BP for a while.

Starting point is 00:59:43 Okay. We had British Petroleum for quite a long time. You gotta get Red Lobster. They're on the hook. John. John. I'm not John. Sorry.

Starting point is 00:59:55 John. Oh. Here you go. Very good, very good. So now do you feel a little bit more at home now that I've squashed the beef for you guys? I know I'm playing mediator, but I have to do that on this. No, Bobby, do you feel okay now?

Starting point is 01:00:08 Yeah, I do, man. I feel great. Like I just wanna say, I think you're super funny. Yeah. I think you're a great actor. I said, mm-hmm. He's beat me out for so many roles. I mean, we go up for the exact same roles. We're, mm-hmm. Well, he's, I mean. I said mm-hmm. He's beat me out for so many roles. I mean, we go up for the exact same roles.

Starting point is 01:00:27 We're the same category? Yeah. Yeah. Every time I go in for roles, like looking for a Bobby Lee type. Yeah. Ring ring, John Goblikon. Wow, wow, wow, wow.

Starting point is 01:00:37 Yeah. Now, what has he gotten that you came close on? Borderlands. Yeah, that was yours. Yeah. Yeah, that was yours. Oh yeah. Yeah, anything else that maybe? The one about ramen. Oh yeah, the death and ramen. Yep. What was your favorite movie? What was your favorite movie? What was your favorite movie? What was your favorite movie? What was your favorite movie? What was your favorite movie?

Starting point is 01:00:45 What was your favorite movie? What was your favorite movie? What was your favorite movie? What was your favorite movie? What was your favorite movie? What was your favorite movie? What was your favorite movie? What was your favorite movie?

Starting point is 01:00:51 What was your favorite movie? What was your favorite movie? What was your favorite movie? What was your favorite movie? What was your favorite movie? What was your favorite movie? What was your favorite movie? What was your favorite movie?

Starting point is 01:00:58 What was your favorite movie? What was your favorite movie? What was your favorite movie? What was your favorite movie? What was your favorite movie? What was your favorite movie? What was your favorite movie? What was your favorite movie? What was your favorite movie? What was your favorite movie? What was your favorite movie? What was your favorite movie? Was that Mucus commercial? Yeah. Musinex.

Starting point is 01:01:05 Musinex. I voiced. You beat me with Musinex. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, they were like, do a little Brooklyn thing. It wasn't the voice. It was the guy. But anyway, there you go.

Starting point is 01:01:12 Yeah, OK. I see. There you go. John, that's so rude, dude. Yeah, you beat me out of that, for sure. He doesn't look like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Look at him.

Starting point is 01:01:20 Look at him. Look at him. John, can I? I live in Reseda. Real quick. Real quick. Nice. That's my boy, Greg. yeah. Look at him, look at him. John Clay. I live in Reseda. Real quick. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Real quick. Nice. That's my boy, Greg.

Starting point is 01:01:28 Yeah. Okay. Okay. Cool guy. Yeah. We hung out on set a few times. Seems like a cool guy. He's cool, okay? He's kind of like stuck in the commercial world, but he's cool. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:01:37 I mean, hey, it's a living. So you have a show. I do. Yeah, what's it? You wanna plug it? Sure. He did, right now. Let's do it again. It's called the right now John gobble gone. Yeah, and you know what Bobby yeah, I think that you should invite me on again I want to have you so I can do a redo. I want to do a full redo Yeah, I want to have you on yeah, I'll bolt everything down. No you know I will not no I'm gonna wear a suit

Starting point is 01:02:06 Really yeah, I'm gonna wear a suit. Really? Yeah, I'm gonna come with a different angle. Oh. Yeah. What? I, what's the angle? Are you drunk? What's the angle?

Starting point is 01:02:16 The angle is I'm gonna come with- Hopefully comedy. With... He didn't do comedy the first time? Not on my show. Right. You know? Did the numbers do well good or no?

Starting point is 01:02:29 On our show? Yeah. Yeah, they did really good. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, people, it's a big hate watch period right now. Ah. But here's the thing. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:02:37 So many people in the comments of my show are like, is John Gobblecon Bobby Lee? So I'm gonna come back on. You gotta go back on. I can't wait to have you. I can't wait to do it. You know what I mean? I can't wait.

Starting point is 01:02:51 I can't wait to do it. Anyway, thanks for coming. Thanks for coming. Oh yeah, thanks for having me. Yeah, I gotta go to bed. I gotta go to bed. I have zembic burps. Oh, zembic burps are pretty tough.

Starting point is 01:03:01 Yeah, yeah, and I'm super tired. I have to get up in six hours. Well, I want to say thank you to John Diablo for coming on the show. John, really. And I hope that next time that you go on his show, you don't, it's all good. I can't wait to have you on, Bobby.

Starting point is 01:03:13 I really, I really made it. And you know what? I'll say something to all you guys. Yeah. I'm okay with Halloween now. That's great. I really am. Like you guys are, baby.

Starting point is 01:03:23 Hey. Can I say this too? Yeah, yeah. And then Alan Arim is right. It's so great that really am. Like you guys do, baby. Hey. Can I say this too? Yeah. I'm gonna read me this, right? It's so great that we don't have to get you an Uber because you have your fucking broom. It's so just, you know what I mean?

Starting point is 01:03:33 Or whatever you do. Get the fuck out of here, man. Hey, hey, hey. To be honest. Fucking freak. John. John. Get him out of here.

Starting point is 01:03:40 Hey, no. Hey, clap. No. Thank you for being a bad friend. Get the clap out of here. Are we having our first fight?

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