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Starting point is 00:02:14 My dude, an Asian dude. You two are disgusting. Wooo! Are you two or something? For bad friends. Can I pour you some $35 water? Wait, is this real though? Yeah, look, it's never been opened. Are you sure? Yeah, look I told them we had to get you a real one This is the real water look the seal is there

Starting point is 00:02:33 No, they did the seal. Oh, I see I see give me your cup. Please Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. $38 bottle bottle one. This is what I deserve How do you feel my little prince me? I'm grateful to see you guys grateful to see you as yeah I've had three days of family family day Yeah, I want to Disneyland How was Disneyland? Do Disneyland's in the vast huh? Yeah, when you have the the yeah clearance that you got I Didn't get a clearance, but let me say something. I'll give you the my my The one with the what's the one with the lady the cat?

Starting point is 00:03:03 Don't be hold with the crazy cat the one with the lady the cat? The crazy cat though she went in the hole Alice in wonder yes that I did that I did the green man I The green man the Hulk no the green kid Peter Pan Peter Pan you knew what I'm saying So those two what did they have in Korea was it all different in Korea? Yeah, yeah, yeah They had China pan China bad. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They had China Pan. China Pan. And China Pan was all in yellow. And he had a rickshaw in the sky.

Starting point is 00:03:30 And it was beautiful. What are we doing? So anyway, I went to Disneyland. What is it? Nine things you didn't know about Disneyland's star treatment. What does that mean? Well, you got star treatment at Disneyland. I think it's star treatment.

Starting point is 00:03:41 No, I got a shop around. Somebody held your hand as you walked around the Disneyland. Well, no, I just go, Hey, can we go in the green man? She just petered pan, I go, yeah. And she go, I go, how much is the weight? It does no weight. You go to the front of the line.

Starting point is 00:03:56 Yeah, and there's, you know, it's so there's Mexican, you know, what is that? You'll chairs there in the line for nine hours. Yeah. It broke me. Why you get to go to the wrong row? You know what I mean?

Starting point is 00:04:06 And I'm always like, shaper of. Yeah, you know, chitching, but my point is, and then, um, so you walked by paralyzed kids waiting for their dream right? I don't know if they were paralyzed, but they were, they were all paralyzed at Disneyland. And here's what else do you get? Um, do you get a free, a nice dinner?

Starting point is 00:04:21 Do you get a nice food? Well, you can get reservations. I didn't want to do any of that. Didn't want to eat there, huh? Well, in, in the Star Wars land, they had this like a thing where it was like a nice dinner, you get a nice food. Well, you can get reservations, I didn't want to do any of that. Didn't want to eat there, huh? Well, in the Star Wars land, they had this like thing where it was like a pita thing with, you know, stuff that they get on Tatooine, some sort of vegetable. Mmm.

Starting point is 00:04:34 They get shipped straight from Tatooine to it. Wow. And it was pork meat. Ooh. Yeah, you know, porks. Yeah. It's Chubaka loves them. And what else?

Starting point is 00:04:43 I did Star Wars. I did the Manelians walk in. But. And what else I did, Star Wars. I did the Manelians Vulcan. But you know what, I did the incredible role. You sound like when an eight year old goes to Disneyland. I didn't incredible. And then we did the green man. And then we got pork. And then what else do we do?

Starting point is 00:04:58 Oh, you know, we guardians of Galaxy. Whoa. That was fun too. But we did the incredible, closer twice. It's pretty fun. So it sounds like you had a good time So you went to both parks. Yeah, you went to both parks. I guess so you went to great adventure What's it called great adventure? California, California I go and then at five we lost right five and she goes um well, we can do a couple more. I go over fine

Starting point is 00:05:20 What do you mean you lost your at five the guide was no done. No, because you pay for a certain chunk. Right. And I was just like, it's so expensive. I was like, no, we're good. How much is it? I can't say it on the air. Go ahead and do it. Well, you guess. People could Google it, I'm sure.

Starting point is 00:05:33 Yeah, you guess. Is it per person or just for the time? I don't know. I mean, I just go, what is an hourly? What was an hourly? An hour with a private guide and skip the line? Yeah. A thousand? An hour? Yeah, I don't know

Starting point is 00:05:46 No, I don't know I don't know way less. Oh 500 100 right between 250 an hour who's seven hundred something an hour Right between you have to do it eight hours. What do you know how you fucking just did that? No, you said a thousand I go no you said 500 go in between so in between 500 and a thousand you said way less Way less than a thousand not way less said way less way less than a thousand A thousand not way less 750 is not way less than a thousand. That's not much I just don't want the people listening to think that I have a lot of money 750 an hour That's fucking wild cool. Did you ever get to do that with him? No, no would you ever want to?

Starting point is 00:06:19 Yeah, yeah, you would you want to do it right? Would you want to go in the green men? Yeah, you would want to do it. Would you want to go in the green man? I just don't know how anyone, because they're two hour lines. Yeah, people, well, people spend their whole, they spend their whole. And they play these like, because a lot of Mexicans, they're able to, hey bro, let's do Mexican, let's see, on A, you give me a Mexican name in A. Right, so they go, okay, Alejandro or whatever, you know, and then they play these games, I don't know what kind of games they play.

Starting point is 00:06:44 Well, that sounds like it. Yeah, Armando. But it was fun, I mean, then they pay these game. I don't know what kind of games they play. I was like, well, that sounds like it. Yeah. Armando, but it was fun. And then we, then we're also like, oh, so then we went to then, um, um, universal to, oh my God. Yeah. The next day, Jesus. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:06:57 It's pretty good. So you're exhausted. I'm, I'm gone. You're not even here. I'm a dead man. I think it's he more Hollywood. Go ahead. Go ahead.

Starting point is 00:07:04 Did you, Andrew? No, I'm not more Hollywood than I. Go ahead.'re not even here. I'm a dead man. It's he more hallowed with you now. Did you end your career? I'm not more hallowed than it is. Go ahead. No, she. You go, Andrew, can I clean your new house? No. No, because we need someone that's proficient.

Starting point is 00:07:13 I'm a bad, but I don't want to get robbed and know it's an inside job from her. A bunch of Filipino, Roman people. That's so offensive because she is better than anyone else you've got. But I know what she does at your house and I don't want her to come over after doing an hour poop scrub and then have to come clean my house.

Starting point is 00:07:30 She would probably pick a different day. Okay. Okay. But she does a great job. I want you to wear a hazmat suit. I don't have a house, but if I do get another one, I would. You have a nice house and I was there for your little vacation party

Starting point is 00:07:41 you had the other day. Thanks, man. And it was fancy people there, producers. No. Really, the big movie that I did with, let me just say this, and I wanna get in a fight with it because I mean a move. It seems like you're begging for a fight all day.

Starting point is 00:07:54 I'm just trying to start shooting. I'm poking, I'm poking. Yeah. Because I just haven't seen people in three days, so I'm just saying. Well, don't take it out on me. I won't. Take it out on these fuckheads.

Starting point is 00:08:03 Let me just get this out. Yeah, and then can you get mad about this whole thing that's going on over there? Oh, what's going on here then? Well, don't take it out on me. I won't take it out on these fuckheads. Let me just get this out. Yeah And then can you get mad about this whole thing that's going on over there? What's going on here then? Well, you know I you know what happened with Carlos. Why don't you talk about that Carlos called me crying on on Friday? I mean, he was really upset all right. Tell the fans. We should be honest if we're gonna be honest about everything tell the fans Okay, let's be honest with all of it. All right, then he's fucking, he's Carlos moved back to Texas and he's no longer on the show. Good, well, he deserved it. Really?

Starting point is 00:08:28 Yeah, yeah. He pissed me off. He upset Bobby pretty bad. He pissed me off. Bobby had, text me about 30 times and four calls and I finally picked up, I was outside and I got my phone and I was like, what's going on? And what did you say?

Starting point is 00:08:42 I think he's gonna get fired. He's always responsible. You said he has's gonna get fired. He's irresponsible. You said he has to be fired now. He has to be fired now. Because I don't feel the same way now. Oh, so, well, we fired him. I feel different. I call him.

Starting point is 00:08:54 You want him back. I can call him. Can I get him back? Well, hold on. In lieu of this, we had a little bit of a replacement here. But once I saw the replacement, I was like, no, I want to. You want Carlos back. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:09:06 But McCone's not putting some effort to be your Carlos. Will you, you get, tell him. Tell him I had to go full Carlos for you, Bobby. Are you ready? Yeah. Look at this. I did that for you. Okay.

Starting point is 00:09:24 My beautiful hair. For people that can't see the show, McCone has shaved his head like Carlos. And man is it. I want to say this. Okay. Look at the show play video. Look at his buddy came over to his house an hour ago

Starting point is 00:09:37 and shaved his head in his living room. And this is all based on the fact that I said last week, I said, you really want to be Carlos? And you said, can I please be at the board, please? week, I said, you really want to be Carlos? And you said, can I please be at the board, please? And I said, do you really want to be Carlos? I said, well then you ought to shave your head like Carlos and be bald like him. And dude, he committed.

Starting point is 00:09:53 Let's give it up for the commitment. That's a good commitment. That is huge. I'm going to double down on it. What do you want? You want him to go to glory hole? No, no, no, no. And we're going to do this.

Starting point is 00:10:03 I'm really going to do this. I'm in a mood, OK? Be in a mood. I really, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, So we're gonna cut that whole thing put the hat back on But they have back on but they have back on right leave it off It's not no, you put the tie back on right you can keep that on there right when I cut the shave thing up So you did that for no reason and I think and that's that's suffice so mean No, don't do don't test right it looks fucking funny Do not do not test me right now. We're gonna keep it in That's insane. Why would you keep it up for now? No, it's so funny. Leave his head all right. It looks great Look at all good. He looks well. You're not my Carlos then bend down. What happened to Carlos? Yeah, what did happen to Carlos?

Starting point is 00:10:59 I want to get into my personal life. Okay, but if I may, I may. You don't have to. Why don't you call Carlos and... But let me say this. Okay. He had to do one job. He was supposed to pick somebody up from the airport. I'm sure. He was supposed to arrange a car.

Starting point is 00:11:13 Right. So for a week, every day, I'm just like, dude, so you got it. He said, I want it. It's already booked. Right. And I go, okay, every day, dude, you got it. Yeah, dude. The name, birthday, everything. He's gonna be there. Right. And I go, okay, every day, dude, you got it. Yeah, dude. The name, birthday, everything. He's gonna be there. Right. The 11 o'clock happens. I wake up. This person calls.

Starting point is 00:11:36 Um, yeah, um, there's nobody here. So I go, what the fuck? And I call the company and they go, the person that booked it canceled it two minutes ago. Carlos. Yeah. Should we get him on the phone? You want me to call him? And I went, ape shit. Yeah, you did try to burn down the whole world.

Starting point is 00:11:57 Yeah. Let's get him on the phone here. I'll get him on. Okay, you get him on. Why did you put Carlos in charge of something so important? Yeah, why would you do that actually? that is because he does it for the tour. And every time on the tour they're there. Yeah, but he screwed up this time. So yeah, yeah, I'll call him. I'll call him here. He's in Texas with his family. I don't care.

Starting point is 00:12:21 His grandma died. Oh shit. Hey, Andrew, what's up? with his family. Why don't care? His grandma died. Oh shit. Hey Andrew, what's up? Hey man. So we're on the show now and Bobby is pretty upset and he wants to talk to you about something. Oh yeah, but did he tell you what I did for him? Oh God. What did you do? Oh okay.

Starting point is 00:12:44 I sent him air one desserts. Oh, desserts. You know what those are? I sent them for yeah. Yeah. Chocolate moose. Right. Um, there are no, no wheat or, or it's all what's it called? Gluten free. Gluten free. Oh, so it's all gluten free. It's sugar free gluten free. It's garbage. It's still outside my door. It was expensive. I don't care. It's literally go pick up the air one bag. That's outside my door. It's been there for three days. I have not pulled it inside the house. What all right, it's rotting if there's smell It's I don't know what it is. I haven't even opened it But let me say something what you did there was

Starting point is 00:13:15 On a pocket. That's another word other word. There's no other word to know the word all right And I'm gonna say that you really dropped the ball on that one I'm sorry, and is this not true? Is this not true? I called the company and they go, excuse me, sir, but you canceled it two minutes ago. And I said, the person that booked it, canceled the fucking pickup two minutes ago when she's there. Why did you do that? Because the pickup was for 5.30 p.m. not 9.30 a.m. They look, can I ask you a valid question? Of course.

Starting point is 00:13:52 Did I not give her you the flight information? You did. And does the flight information say 5.30 in the afternoon or 9 in the morning? This is 9 in the morning. So why, let me just just just curiosity. Why would one? I give you the flight number. Why would one ridiculously book a 530 out in the afternoon thing? Bob, it's military time. It's the whole thing. It's getting my mind all messed up.

Starting point is 00:14:18 You know, but I don't want to throw excuses your way. Wait a minute. You use military time. You've never been in the military. Yeah. Yeah, which is a valid reason why I would mess up. Dude, this mind trickery you're doing is working. It's not working for me. It's working for me. It's I almost agreed with them. I was like, right. Yeah. Do you use military time when you book the bad friends tour stuff No, they I think you know what I think the website recently changed to military time. I think it's a new thing Oh, oh out of the blue you think it just happened while you were booking like in the middle of your booking Yeah, like they switched over like they were like oh it switched over to a military account for some reason Okay, there's a glitch in a system Bobby. Hmm. It was a glitch in the system.

Starting point is 00:15:05 OK. Carlos, a memoir, a glitch in the system. That's going to be your book. I told you this would never happen again. All right. So what happens? What do I get if it does happen again? You can put something in my butt.

Starting point is 00:15:26 I've done that already. That's like I could do that without this. All right, you can spank me. No, it's too easy. You have to give him your dog, your new dog. No, no, he's got a drink of Bobby Lee concoction. Oh boy. Do you hear that? It's a shot glass, a shot glass of wetter I put in there.

Starting point is 00:15:42 You just got to drink it. Shot glass. Six ounces, six ounces. No, but it'll kill them So the six ounces what I got to mine it will kill them. Okay, all right shot glass You get a shot of whatever and then I'm gonna make a video of how I made it Yeah, and what it entails and we have to drop you off at Kaiser Permanente. You don't get right after that. Yeah, you have to go to Kaiser My I'm in the hook up at Cedar's though because my dad too bad so sad kiddo you have to go to Kaiser. My aunt in the hook up at Cedar's though, because my dad.

Starting point is 00:16:05 Too bad, so sad, kiddo. You gotta go to Kaiser. All right, I'm gonna Kaiser. All right, so I'm gonna give you another shot. You're not fired. I'm gonna keep up, I really appreciate it. I'm gonna keep coming to you to book things, but you dropped the ball one time, dude.

Starting point is 00:16:18 You will get a shark glass of something just so otherworldly, so grotesque. It'll mess up your body. And you guys have no idea. You're thinking calm right now. No, no, no, not my calm. No, I'll tell you that right now. Mine.

Starting point is 00:16:35 Yeah. All right. Well, then you're not fired. So you can come back soon. Come back soon. Okay. Thanks. Guys, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye.

Starting point is 00:16:42 Okay. Big mess up. Big freak out, big mess up. But everything's okay now. Everything, bye. Bye, babe. Big mess up, big freak out, big mess up, but everything's okay now. Everything's fine, so that happened. But it's been, you know, I'm just, I would've missed everyone in this room. Yeah?

Starting point is 00:16:52 I just miss, yeah, I like my life too. I like my life. You're saying you like, you like the way things are, the way you've got them. You don't need outside forces. I don't think I need anything more than what I have. That's nice. You know, I think I have, in fact,

Starting point is 00:17:13 I miss some of the things I've had. You miss me? I do not eat what? What? Are you your fucking mind? I eat all every fucking day. I didn't think it was me. You said miss me.

Starting point is 00:17:23 I miss you. I miss you too. All right What nothing dude, dude, you need to do you need to get another dog or something because I was weird I miss you Well, that's so uncomfortable. I you know what that you told I miss you I saw I saw a guy today. Yeah from the back who had long black hair like you Yeah, and I legitimately I'm driving You know what so funny to miss you so today. Yeah, I was with somebody and she was like did you see the TikTok with Andrew and Nikki Glager about the

Starting point is 00:18:07 Taylor Swift Yeah, yeah, yeah, and I go you know what I don't even I don't need to just need to see the the the the TikTok of it I want to go to YouTube. I'm gonna watch the whole video the whole thing right and I watched the whole video I was laughing so hard. No such a dumb and during the prank I Stop laughing. Mm- the prank, I stopped laughing. And I went, God I missed it. Oh see, my prince. How long were you Gandhi to Bobby?

Starting point is 00:18:32 None of your fucking business, this bitch. Like you can't even say. You ungrateful bitch. You can't even ask fucking questions bitch. None of your fucking business lady. What the fuck is talking about this? You're being serious, lady. What the fucking talking about? You're being a thing. You miss him.

Starting point is 00:18:47 Like, you've been gone for a year. It's just thing that happens when you get older. Yeah. You don't get it, dude. You don't get it right now. You don't get it. God, my young fucking business. You don't miss anything.

Starting point is 00:18:55 Do you? You miss nothing. Three days. That's done in a long time. Yeah. I will clean my house. Can I start day? That's not my fault. You, you better watch your mouth.

Starting point is 00:19:06 Watch your fucking mouth, man. God, I missed you. I missed you. How long you take to clean this house for real? All day. All day. How much would you pay somebody? To clean all day.

Starting point is 00:19:22 To clean my whole house all day? Yeah. And it's messy, like, it's... Everything is... My house isn day. Yeah, and it's messy like everything. My house isn't messy, so it wouldn't be that much. How much would it be to clean your house all day? Um, there's poo stains every. Oh, that's ridiculous. Why do you keep saying that?

Starting point is 00:19:36 Because it goes on to the internet. People think I'm a poo man. You are a poo man. But it's in the toilet she's saying, it's not on the wall. Yeah, yeah, no, it's on the wall. Oh, what? It's on the wall. It's insane. It's not on the wall. Yeah, yeah, it's on the wall. Oh, wow, it's on the wall. It's insane. It's on the wall.

Starting point is 00:19:47 I had to wipe it. I do art. I like, no. No. No. Yeah. He's the boom man's give it up, up, up, up, up, up, up. Hey, I think 80 bucks.

Starting point is 00:19:58 80 bucks. For the day. For the day. That's all you should be paying her. Oh. I just did the math in my head. 80 bucks. Yeah, so what I'm saying. and I think that's 10 bucks an hour I paid hours I think that's it bucks. Let me see what you're cleaning hand looks like go ahead and do it

Starting point is 00:20:11 No, no way too aggressive. You're gonna scratch it No, you're gonna scratch the fridge What you're fragile then nothing is gonna But what I do Andrew is little tricks. She doesn't know I'm I'm this is not even a lie What I do little I hide little things to see if she cleans it. And she gets all of them and I go, okay, she's doing a good job. So what I do is I'll go to the cat litter and I'll take tiny piece of poo and just put them in really weird spots. That's why.

Starting point is 00:20:38 Yeah, I put them in weird spots. Like you saw the couch. Yeah, yeah, yeah, little weird spots in around that house. I go, let's see if she gets this. A poop cleaner, you are. Yeah. Hey, hey, hey, little weird spots in around that hour. Let's see if she gets this. A poop cleaner, you are. Yeah. Blue chew. You know what guy? I have E.D. I admit it.

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Starting point is 00:23:59 About you right now. Okay, so, during your puberty, boy puberty for you. Yeah. You're asking him or me. Both of you. Yeah. Okay. Well, I'm gonna come back. Okay. Um, what was like your first sign of like knowing you like a girl? Is your boyfriend going through puberty right now? No, me. Oh, you're going through puberty right now. I think you got there. No, I'm like, like, I, I feel like I like girls. I think you do. I think we've said this before and I think you do. I think you're, I think you're admitting it a little bit because your boyfriend, you don't like it at all. No, no, man. What do you mean? You want to be real? I want to know your experience. Okay. You want to know what it is? What? I think your

Starting point is 00:24:42 generation, everybody's gay. You guys are like accepting a lot of things and pondering, which is fine. I'm okay with it, but you ponder more than we did. Well, I just don't, I think it was just, it's not a part of culture like it is now when we were kids. Like now it's like everyone's like, am I gay? Look at that, since I did an am I gay, since I did a bike quiz, why don't we do a quiz with her? All right, here we go, do am I gay? Look at that, it's like, I did an am I gay, since I did a bike quiz,

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Starting point is 00:25:13 I usually fantasize or have romantic feelings towards people of my same gender. I sometimes find myself attracted more than one gender or just for fun. One? I usually fantasize about have romantic feelings, yeah? Yeah. Yeah?

Starting point is 00:25:24 Really? Okay, go back to, too. Oh my God. No, you can be the answer you want. Yeah, yeah. Okay, okay. Let's stick to it. Now go back, go back, go back. Go back, go back.

Starting point is 00:25:33 Wait, let her stick to it if she says. All right, start now. All right. Have you ever looked at a person your same gender and felt sexually attracted to them? Yes, all my curses are my same gender. Sometimes I find myself attracted more than sometimes. Sometimes, go ahead.

Starting point is 00:25:44 How frequently do you have sexual fantasies or dreams about people of your same gender? All of them are about people some of the time or all of my fantasies are about a gender other than mine. Dreams in your dreams some of the time. There you are. Okay. Have you ever kissed someone of the same gender as you? No. No. Wait. Like my relative. No, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Starting point is 00:26:06 It's not the incest. Well, it is kind of one of the same. There is something below it that does say you might like a family member. Have you ever kissed someone in the same gender? Yes. Just my mom and mom. Yeah, just go back to no, no, no.

Starting point is 00:26:16 No, no, no, no. It's not to know. But no, that says no and I don't want to. It doesn't matter, no. Yes, but I want, yes, I want to kiss people. Okay, so middle. Okay. If your partner offered you a three-

Starting point is 00:26:30 Yes. Yes, okay. Be exciting something to try. There you go, that's pretty big. Do you find yourself romantically interested in people you're same gender? Yes. So is it, I am only romantically interested

Starting point is 00:26:40 in people my same gender? Or, and others, right? Okay. Think about the people you have formed, the strongest or most intense emotional bonds in your life. These people tend to be the same gender or... Same gender. Same gender, okay.

Starting point is 00:26:52 Oh, no other gender in there. When I think about having sex or being romantically involved with someone of another gender, I feel of another gender. Like a boy. Uninterested. Oh, but do it. Yeah, no, that sounds, she went,

Starting point is 00:27:06 ooh, that doesn't sound open. When I think about having sex or being romantic involved with someone on my same gender, I feel positive and excited or open or uninterested. Open to it. Open. When I watch porn, it includes two people to same gender. It's always the same gender.

Starting point is 00:27:21 It's always two girls. Okay. You're gay. You're gay. You're gay. 60% gay, 39% by. Wow. Yeah, you're gay. All right, dude.

Starting point is 00:27:32 Okay. How do you feel? Eh. That doesn't sound gay to me. That sounds pretty straight. What would your mommy mad? No, she's fine with it. She always, she's always,

Starting point is 00:27:47 I don't know how to say English. Say it in not English. Okay. Okay. Oh, she's always a little bit frustrated, but she'll get through it. Yeah. Yeah. That's what that is. Yeah. What if the bad, what if the bad friend's family set you up with somebody. No, I don't trust. No, we're gonna get the banger. What do you mean, you don't trust us to set you up with somebody? I'd banger, is it? No, I wanna do it my own way.

Starting point is 00:28:15 This is your own way. Yeah, you're calling out for help and we're gonna help you. Yeah, you can't be drowning in the ocean and us throw you a fucking lifesaver and then be like, I don't want it. What are you talking about? No, just to get one out of the way. We're here to help.

Starting point is 00:28:28 Not a relationship just one night, go to a hotel room, see what happens. What the fuck are you talking about? What do you mean? I'm just saying we're gonna put it out there than anybody wants to save it. Oh, that's what I meant. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Starting point is 00:28:37 What are you talking about? Bad friends fans out there, if you are a young lady in the ages of 21, you're age, 21, what, what are you, 21 or 22? Hold you. I'm turning 22 this way. That's right. 22 this way. Happy birthday. Happy birthday. You idiot.

Starting point is 00:28:51 And because we knew it was your birthday, we got you a gift. George, bring it in here. Pfft. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday. Happy birthday. What is Happy birthday to you. What is that? Thank you, George.

Starting point is 00:29:06 Look at that gift we got. You. What is this? Come on. Do you know that? The thing. No, it's a bite-bye If that's what ties look like in your 21-year-old female to 26 27 right how old would you go?

Starting point is 00:29:33 21 to 24 Okay, what about what about like a milk? No, I don't think I can handle older ladies. We have with their financially secured. They can get out of that gig That's true. I feel like they're aggressive I think I can handle older ladies. We have with our financially secured. They can get out of that gig. That's true. But I feel like they're aggressive. Not all of them. They wouldn't be aggressive.

Starting point is 00:29:51 Like they just know what they want and they will to get it. Like I want it to be like chill. Oh, patty cake. Yeah. Is that what that is? Patty cake. Baker's man.

Starting point is 00:30:03 Yeah, yeah, yeah. What is this? Chill. Yeah, that's how do you fuck whendock cake Baker's man. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, what's that's what is this chill? Yeah, that's how do you fuck when it's chill? Okay. This is chill. Do you do you even know some of the positions that women do I mean do you know? That's what I'm asking Wait, I feel like I'm as I feel like you're saying stuff that we know nothing about what do you mean? I thought Cisar was a one. No, nobody does that No one does scissors. What do you mean? I thought Cisar was a one. No, nobody does that. No one does Cisars?

Starting point is 00:30:26 I do that with fancy. Oh, I did. Indeed. Yeah. Look at this, a Googling lesbian sex position. How to have lesbian sex? And this one, the next step, it would be the next step. Here we go.

Starting point is 00:30:38 So what's the first one? By a Subaru, why does it say that on the list? I can make, I think I can make up sexual moves. For lesbians? Yeah, how about one that you're, they're bent over, but they're, they're facing each other and there's a dildo attaching it. Yeah, I like that's great. Right, what do you think of that?

Starting point is 00:30:59 I like that one. And they back up into each other. Yeah. And they go to, to, to, I got, I got a good one. Okay. They're walking down the street. Yeah. And go to to I got I got a good one. Okay. They're walking down the street. Yeah. And they're scoffing at white males. Scoffing. What's a scoff? Oh shit. I hate scoffs. I've got scoffs all my life. You've been getting scoffed at. That's

Starting point is 00:31:21 scoffing. I've done that. Yeah. Yeah, that seems generic. Yeah, that seems pretty weird. What's the hand doing? Robin, I think she's taking the necklace. Oh, she's robbing her. She's robbing her.

Starting point is 00:31:37 A lot of lesbian issues. She's holding one of the arms. I want that necklace. All right, that's a pretty good one. Well, that's a reason to be a lesbian. You could steal from that. Oh, yeah. Yeah, you could become a thief good one. Well, that's a reason to be a lesbian. You could steal from that. Oh, yeah. Yeah, you could become a thief.

Starting point is 00:31:47 Yeah. That's so fucking fun. Well, look, any young woman that's out there that's looking to date Rudy, please, why don't you send an email to Carlos and the booth at gmail.com. That's Carlos and the booth at gmail.com. And yeah, the boys will make that.

Starting point is 00:32:03 And so I want to date Rudy. So submit your photo where you live, who you that. And so I want to date Rudy. So submit your photo, where you live, who you are, and why you want to date Rudy, and we'll maybe get on a date with you. You do have a Tom Boy kind of a vibe, I think. Where did the phrase come from? Tom Boy.

Starting point is 00:32:16 Tom Boy. I don't know. Tom Boy. Tom Boy. I'm a girl. No, Tom Boy. I am? Cause I like softball. First appeared in the 1500s, meaning wild, romping girl who acts like a girl. No, Tom boy. I am? Because I like softball. First appeared in the 1500s, meaning

Starting point is 00:32:27 Wild Ramping Girl who acts like a boy in 19th century America being a tomboy. I've seen as many extremely healthy For girls who are not all like Tom boys aren't all as means like I'm sure Ronda Rousey was a tomboy for sure. Yeah, you know, she likes dick Yeah, I guess I don't know. Yeah, so there's a probably a lot like that I watched a video of her yesterday by the way, that's weird you say that what popped up about her just She's so fucking strong. She was so fucking strong Huh were you kind of a tomboy when you were a little kid No No, that's why I didn't know how to answer that. I was like, I don't think I was.

Starting point is 00:33:10 Like, Tom Boyd, they're out rugged, right? And we're overalls, I don't do that. Were you Tom Boyd? I was a Tom girl. Your Tom girl, okay. I was born a girl, but I looked like a tough guy. Yeah. No, born a guy looked like a tough girl. Tom Boyd. Yeah. We had a born-a-guy looked like a tough girl. Tom Boy. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:33:26 We had Tom, we had Tom Boys in my neighborhood and I was fucking beat everybody at everything. They beat all the boys at everything. Yeah. They would literally beat all the boys at all the shit. They just kind of fascinated and think about now. What? What?

Starting point is 00:33:40 What? Wow. Well, your eyes went cross. When you're thinking, your eyes do something cute. That's cute, dude. Look at you. Yeah, don't be cute, right? Do you want me to scoff at you, dude?

Starting point is 00:33:52 Don't scoff at you. Oh, no. Oh, no. Anyway, look, we'll get you a date. And we'd like to know how the progress goes. But you do, if you do, you got a date. Don't you got to break up with your boyfriend? What if I just ask him I

Starting point is 00:34:06 Want to go on a date? Call him up He's that work. Yeah, call him up. Yeah, well that's all cheesecake factory tell them you need five He's that work. I don't want to I don't want to involve this guy guy. Yeah, we're not doing that Yeah, you're the one that's trying to get her to break up with this fucking guy. No, I like him actually. I like him a lot I have another topic. Okay, go shy. Yeah, you're the one that's trying to get her to break up with this fucking guy. No, I like him actually. I like him a lot. I have another topic. Okay, go ahead.

Starting point is 00:34:27 Yeah. Okay, so when you were a kid, did you have a hard time holding your pee? I can question it. Saving it? No, like when you laugh and you have to hold it, did you have a hard time with that? No, you saying have I ever... Like, like fifth grade. Have I ever... fifth, sixth grade.

Starting point is 00:34:46 Pied myself. No. Really? No, never. I've never pissed my pants. Not me either. Although at the age that I'm at, which you are older, I know you do, you leak sometimes a little bit, don't you?

Starting point is 00:34:54 Uh, you leak. Well, I'll tell you what I do. You leak. I leak, okay, here's what I do. Leaky, leaky, leaky. I tell you what I do. Yeah. I have to spend a little longer peeing.

Starting point is 00:35:05 Yeah. Right, because dance isn't over usually. Yeah, a couple more. Even when the music ends, the dance is still going. Do you ever leak fancy? No. I wasn't keep liking that. I'm liar, you never have a couple of extra drips.

Starting point is 00:35:19 No, it's a part. When you're done peeing and you put it away, you put it back in it's in this, you sheath it. Yes. You don't have a drip that comes out out you know where the drips come out of his tits With your pork tits, George tell me you have a dripper to that comes out sometimes. Absolutely Absolutely Sometimes Spot on the outside

Starting point is 00:35:44 Okay Sometimes. And then you look down and there's a little wet spot on the outside. Like, I told people. Okay, that's not. I just washed my hand. Dude, we gotta get Carlos back there. We really do gotta get Carlos back there. This is what. Yeah, so, let me ask you this. But he's being real, that is true. I have a, you, Macon doesn't experience you're too young yet to have a little drip

Starting point is 00:35:55 drop. I haven't dripped. You will do. And you will leak bad. Trust me. Yeah, I have a hard time holding it. Would you pee, do you have you pissed yourself before? Yeah, and the fifth grade and...

Starting point is 00:36:06 That'll never leave your brain, huh? Yeah, because it was in front of everyone. Somebody made you laugh and you pissed yourself. Yeah, and I don't like peeing in public bathroom, so I told it the whole day. And then when I laughed, it just everything came out. And I kind of... And I lied and said that I had a magic Pants you had magic pants and they believed it. Yeah, it is well

Starting point is 00:36:30 I think they believe it. This is in the Philippines. Yeah, they'll be with anything. Yeah, magic pants expensive in the Philippines Only certain people can get that. Yeah, I have something that happened Hmm, and I was only gonna bring this up, but I'm... Please do. By the way, I used to hold in my poop. I didn't want to poop at school. I used to wait to poop at home. But then sometimes you get home

Starting point is 00:36:51 and it come out rabbit turds. So I can't say names. Yeah. I don't even know if I should even be talking about this. Come on. But yesterday I was doing... So I know this guy who's a producer. Okay.

Starting point is 00:37:04 He's a guy I've known for a very long time. Mm-hmm. Probably 30 years. 30 years. Okay. Okay. Trying to put it together. And so we're doing a business call about a project. And I go, okay, man, I see you later, ugly. He goes, okay, man. All right. Stay ugly. I said, he goes, okay, dude. I go, don't look at him. He's going to crack him. I hung up right you said the three times Straight could have done it one I know I know and Late at night like one in the morning the dude texted me. He's a lot more you know, I did fuck you He texted me and he's like basically he goes. I've known you for 30 years dude. You fucking been saying that

Starting point is 00:37:44 Right for three years and you know what dude. Are you fucking been saying that, right? For 30 years? You know what? I'm not ugly. I sort of got, hey, he goes, I'm not ugly. And dude, I'm not a fucking 20-year-old fucking doorman at the store where you can talk to, like that, dude. Banjia Fala.

Starting point is 00:37:57 No, he's not produced. Yeah, you know, he goes, you know, I'm, you know, I got a family and, you know, and people think I'm good looking, you know? So he goes, fuck you. And I'm like, I was, so I'm, you know, I got a family and, you know, and people think I'm good looking, you know? So you was fuck you. And I'm like, I was, so I'm the side of the bed reading this thing. Laughing.

Starting point is 00:38:11 And not laughing, just going, I scoffed at it. You scoffed. I cucked. All right. But then I texted him back, like, you know what? I'm so sorry. I go overboard. I apologize.

Starting point is 00:38:22 I'm just kidding. I know. But then, as hours went by, I was laying in bed, just mad that I texted him back. You shouldn't have done it. You don't think, so what was your play? You should have let it sit. All right, so you call me ugly.

Starting point is 00:38:35 I send you a fucking text going, don't call me, don't do that anymore. I don't respond. You don't respond, and then what happened? Because you sit with it until we see each other again. Which could be six months. Alarious. Then it's sitting in your fucking brain.

Starting point is 00:38:48 Right, right, right. It's like, if you're that insecure, you know I'm kidding. If I've known you for 20 fucking years, you don't know that I'm kidding around. Yeah. Grow up. Well, exactly what I said.

Starting point is 00:38:56 So funny. I don't know why after all these years, you talk so much shit to me. Calling me ugly and all kinds of stupid shit. I always show respect to you. I am not some fuckhead, twenty-two-year-old door guy who enjoys being ridiculed. This is a fifty-year-old man. A friend of yours. A friend of mine. So mine is, I'm so sorry, whoop is a name. I was just kidding, but sometimes I just go overboard. I'll never do it again. I make fun of people I love and I love you.

Starting point is 00:39:31 That's R.A. Yeah, you mean to me. Yeah. So what? And then he did he say anything else? Yes. I kind of want to know what I mean, we have. All right. So he goes. All good, dude. I always take it as good nature. It pisses me off some reason today. Yeah, he's having a bad day. I love you too, thanks for the note. He's just fucking having a bad day.

Starting point is 00:39:51 Yeah, yeah, okay. But just, but dude, the response back, I sat on it. You didn't want to send it. And never gonna send it again. I think you're right. I think it would have been more fun just to fuck around. Yeah, but here's what the broader picture, I think you're right. I think it would have been more fun just to fuck around.

Starting point is 00:40:05 But here's what the broader picture, the question I have right now, you and I are not normal. We talk to certain people thinking, because we're around comics a lot, and they can handle all kinds of shit. We always say weird things. But then you go to pet boys or any out there, and then you act the same.

Starting point is 00:40:25 And then you realize that no, people don't necessarily don't know you and they don't really know that sense of humor. And sometimes I've had other people have to say to other people like oh, he's a comic, he doesn't, right? He doesn't mean that or whatever, right? And it's like do you have to edit yourself when you're out in the wild or?

Starting point is 00:40:43 Yeah, I'm usually kind of, yeah, you have to be more reserved because you're, I don't know if people are gonna get it if we're fucking around. Sometimes I will fuck around. Yeah. And she'll be like, what are you doing? Oh really?

Starting point is 00:40:53 Yeah, because I'm like, I just thought I would, Your wife says that. Just kidding, yeah, I'm just fucking kidding. Yeah, yeah, yeah, but people don't get it. And sometimes she'll be like, why would you say that? I know, I know. But I was just, I'm always there.

Starting point is 00:41:02 I'm always there. Do I say something to, do I offend you ever? The first time we met at the Kalayla How much you say that? I know, I know. I'm always there. I'm always there. I'm always there. I'm always there. I'm always there. I'm always there. I'm always there. I'm always there. I'm always there.

Starting point is 00:41:10 I'm always there. I'm always there. I'm always there. I'm always there. I'm always there. I'm always there. I'm always there. I'm always there.

Starting point is 00:41:18 I'm always there. I'm always there. I'm always there. I'm always there. I'm always there. I'm always there. I'm always there. I'm always there. I'm't know like my face and like my ear or like monkey. Some say, yeah, I mean, that's what what?

Starting point is 00:41:29 No, I do believe that. That sounds pretty face in your ear. Your monkey. What the fuck you talking about? Well, I know. I know I said that to me, but you for the first time that I met you. And then at the class, that's the first thing I said out of my mom, your face, your ears, you look like a monkey.

Starting point is 00:41:43 Yeah, I bet you went look at your face Look your ears. Yeah, you fucking monkey. Yeah, I bet that's what you said. I do you remember is that crying? Okay sister sister crying. Would you call her a monkey? What I call her? I For God, but I feel like you told called her like a pussy Oh my god, I love door dash, you know guys, I literally don't go out to eat. I get everything delivered at my house. Door Dash. I get donuts. I get Italian food. I get sushi. I get everything from Door Dash. Sometimes I get like batteries because sometimes my Xbox controller needs batteries. And I just, I got a door dash. They bring the batteries

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Starting point is 00:45:31 No, I'm delicious. I can't eat it, but I look. You know what a gourd, you know, like a gourd? Yeah. You kind of have gourd. What? A little bit of gourd. I have a gourd.

Starting point is 00:45:41 Yeah, there it is, go down. G-O-U-R-D, that's kind of gourd-y. Yeah, I'm a gourd. That's you and me. That's you and me combined. Combined, that's our baby, dude. That's our baby. I'm a gorg. Yeah, there it is, go down. G-O-U-R-D, that's kind of gordy. Yeah, I'm a gorg. That's you and me. That's you and me combined. Combined. That's our baby, dude. That's our baby.

Starting point is 00:45:50 My boy is, I know what I look like and people rip me to parts. They rip me to shreds. You don't think I go to New York and the first thing out of comics mouth is just rip, rip, rip. Yeah. Right? I deserve it. I know I look like this. Ha ha ha ha. But when it's not comics people don't know

Starting point is 00:46:06 Yeah, maybe that's the thing but I get trust me. I get it like as mean as we are to George He deserves it, but he gets it, but he's let the learn he's had to learn there was moment. Yeah in the beginning No, you've had to learn you were sensitive before when I first met you a baker. Oh, come on. Oh, yeah, good when when I first met you a baker oh come on oh yeah good you were sensitive whoa George how was I said let's get this out of the air alright I like this George you better buck up yeah yeah how was I sensitive I look at my clock what I watch once when you walked in and you you flipped out you're like I can show up 15 minutes late. It's my shoot. Hey, Bob, this guy's built for podcast. I can see why you work with him. He's not sensitive. That's not me being sensitive, dude. I'm like, I can do what I want. That's right. You're being a bitch. And you're like, aw, 15 minutes late. First of all, make your shit is way the fuck out of nowhere. Remember, it was the middle of no century city.

Starting point is 00:47:07 I have to drive there every day. You better, just because you're in a suit doesn't mean you touch a tone with us. Yeah, yeah, fucking attorney. Did you wear a suit for the show to look, No, he always would, he's been wearing that every day. You've been wearing suits now. Oh, yeah.

Starting point is 00:47:19 You're a suit guy. It is funny to watch someone make the transition from regular guy to suit guy. Yeah. That's a big thing. That isn't like in the comedy world too when comics just become suit comics That's a it's a thing you almost he burned it. It's you burn became a suit guy Ryan's out. Scott friend of faith remember Ryan's out. Oh, yeah, yeah suit guy Yeah, and Grim Rick. There's no only no only when he opens up a Chris rock

Starting point is 00:47:40 Yeah, and Chris makes them do it But there's nothing wrong with it. I'm just saying you see it happen. It's interesting to watch your friends become suit guys. Yeah. You look good. I'm not bothered by it, but you're a suit guy now. The only issue I have with a suit is that the footwear should be kind of a popping highlight and those shoes are fucking ridiculous. Take one off and put it up to the camera so they see what you want.

Starting point is 00:48:00 Come on. Come on baby boy. No, no, no. Show it off. Show those pretty little feet. Also the kind of suits you where it's like more liberachi. Well, he's a little bit liberachi, isn't it? It's a little too like I like it when it's more basic. No, you got to, you got to dress 49% gay because the

Starting point is 00:48:15 gays have fashion 49% gay without being false advertising. Interesting. Interesting. I never read that before. What percent do gay do we dress? Bobby's up 51 No, look at that. That's a 10% gay fancy. You're gonna get fucking get your ass beat buddy What did you say bud? You look good. You look good. It's what I meant running his mouth

Starting point is 00:48:39 You're 10,000 percent gay. I like that I Heard I heard to the grapevine. Did you see killers of the flower moon? No, it's a good. I haven't seen it yet, but I just heard to the grapevine that Scorsese got mad because he caught wind if they were doing intermissions at certain places. Did you know it's a three hour movie?

Starting point is 00:48:55 Yeah. Three and a half. Apparently people were doing, people were doing like their own... Intermission? Intermission. Yeah, and he heard about it to the grapevine and was fucking live it about it.

Starting point is 00:49:05 But it is a long ass movie. That's a long movie. Yeah, I've been mad because when did he do the intermission? He should be able to choose one. Look at that, intermission violations. Apple Paramount Crackdown, Enhanceled theaters breaking the agreement. I gotta tell you though.

Starting point is 00:49:19 Yeah. I need to piss. Yeah. Three and a half hours, can I piss? Let me piss. You can't drink anything or drink. Yeah, you can't drink a drink. You're gonna, you're gonna, and a half hours, can I piss? Let me piss. You can't drink anything or drink. Yeah, you can't drink a reat. You're gonna, you're gonna, you can,

Starting point is 00:49:27 and by the way, unless you piss the moment you've got to the theater, three and a half hours, you probably need to leave because you've been eating, drinking while you've been there. So you think it's a violation, you think you gotta sit through it. No, I think that, you know, they should call Scorsese and have them go,

Starting point is 00:49:40 when do you think the right part? He says no. No, they made an agreement. He made them sign a contract saying, you will not make an intermission. And theaters were like, fuck off. They did it anyway. Okay.

Starting point is 00:49:50 I mean, of course, he wouldn't let you take a break. No chance. Once the last time I did a movie where there was an intermission, though. I don't remember. Ben Hur. Ben Hur? Yeah.

Starting point is 00:50:00 That was fucking what? Yeah, Ben Hur. I think, God, Yeah, there's another movie I saw I think was once about a time in America one of those kind of I haven't done a break in a film and I can't remember The hateful late. I think I'd won did it. I think so not sure. I don't remember going I don't remember taking a break. I don't think it did But I feel like I don't know I feel like I kind of get it to theaters like people like it But I feel like I don't know I feel like I kind of get it the theaters like people like it

Starting point is 00:50:28 Hmm people want a break only this 70 millimeter did 70 millimeter road show had a break and they hatefully Because it was longer but see like her generation like how would you sit through a three and a half hour movie? Yeah, I can do it in the theater. Do your friends like that kind of what's the last movie you saw three and a half hours? That's not three now is at three and a half hours? Avengers. That's not three. Now is it three and a half hours? Hold your long hair. Yeah. And they didn't have an intermission. They didn't have one now. There's an action movies aren't gonna have intermission. But you can go any take you go. Like you're not gonna be able to miss anything. No, you could just leave. Yeah. Oh Hulk is still fucking shit up. Oh cool. Yeah. Paul ruds in this. That's what you say when you come back Paul Rudd's in this, that's what you say, when you come back to that.

Starting point is 00:51:03 Ah. Ah. Ant-Man might be one of the weirdest franchises I think I've ever seen in my entire life. Yeah. I mean, like no disc, but also what is that? That's such a strange thing. I had such a strange thing.

Starting point is 00:51:16 Yeah, no, no intermission. Like Ant-Man's one of those movies where I was like, oh, I can get in that. I'm surprised you didn't get Ant-Man. You are Ant-Man for sure. That is you 100%. Ken John got a little, little part in the Avengers and that Ant-Man. You are Ant-Man for sure. That's that is you 100% Can John got a little little part in the Avengers and that I'm on part did he really yeah? The very big you think will ever be in Marvel ever

Starting point is 00:51:36 You could be in this is this is hmm what man? There's got to remember that yeah, yeah, he's playing that's you. I know he's playing Bobby Lee. They literally were like remember that. Yeah, yeah. I was playing, that's you. I know. He's playing Bobby Lee. Yeah. They literally were like Bobby Lee. Yeah. That's offensive.

Starting point is 00:51:52 Yeah. You ever talked to Ken? Yeah. You still do? Yeah. Do you ever say stuff like that should have been me? Because it sounds weird. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:52:02 Hey man, how's the family? That should have been me. And then I bet you're, what man? No, I just saw it. Nothing, how's the family? That should have been me. And then I measured what man. No, I just saw it. Nothing just should have been me. It was literally me. It looked like me. You know, it's so funny in these kind of movies. I'm not even, you know, I mean, I don't even know how people get them. Well, I don't know.

Starting point is 00:52:17 People could be, because people go, well, I know other actors are like, yeah, you know, I track movies and then when they start casting, I get in the process. I, I, so I tried that with the Chinese, well, Chang-Chi. No, the rich, hidden dragon. That crazy rich Asians. So I followed that along. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:52:38 And the trades, I go, okay, this is the casting, right? And I'm like, and I call my age and I go, just tell them I'm interested. But they mostly Chinese, yeah. I know, and they're like, just tell them I'm interested. But they're mostly Chinese, yeah. I know, and they're like, they're not interested, dude. Because you're Korean. Well, that's what they said, but then they put Canada. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:52:52 You know what I mean? He's Chinese passing, though. And then Shang-Chi, I did it, and they're like, really good, but you're not gonna ever get that. No. They gave it to Ronnie. Ronnie Chang's great. Yeah, I know, that's what I'm saying.

Starting point is 00:53:06 So you try, you read for it, right? And you put in the tape and they're just like, no. And then you're like, okay, I should. Yeah, but that's gonna happen. Yeah, have you gotten to one of those? Well, they're not making a lot of howdy-duty movies. Fuck, what am I? I don't wanna talk about show business

Starting point is 00:53:23 and my frailty. We do that all the time. It's like, it's, I, you know, we're blessed with what I have. That's right. I got stuff too, man. Give the fuck, man. You do. Yeah, yeah.

Starting point is 00:53:35 You know what? And do it something for me, dude. You know, I'll tell you something, pal. You know what, realize when I've been on the streets, pal? Mm-hmm. Right? We're like snake oil salesmen. You and I.

Starting point is 00:53:46 Yeah. Yeah, this show we're selling snake. No, what I'm saying is we go door to door and we go, hey, we know we're not like, you know, we're not in the part of this big machine. They won't let us in the big box store. Right, so we go door to door and we sell it that way. And you know what dude?

Starting point is 00:54:00 It's the end, and it's so funny because these other ones that are, they get the green light from you know the Hollywood talk about they're trying to do what we're doing two bears. Yeah Yeah, and it's like not two bears, but you you know understand yeah, and it's like No, we're doing it the way old school. That's just old school. It's the I think the right way to do it Well, it's the most right way to do it. It's the most authentic way to do it. This is me, by me, and a lot of people hate me, but a lot of people are like, I love that.

Starting point is 00:54:35 People don't hate you. I know. People hate those guys. Those guys. I mean, this guy, probably the most. Yeah. I will give you some props for shaving your head. I do think that's an incredible move on your part. I mean, yeah. This guy, probably the most. Yeah. I will give you some props for shaving your head. I do think that's an incredible move on your part.

Starting point is 00:54:48 I mean, balls. And now, what are you gonna do now? What's the rest of the haircut gonna be? I'm gonna wait for it to come. I'm just gonna kind of be weird for like a few months. I get to be like Carlos, like kind of undercover. Because being Carlos being bald, he's like an undercover person with hair

Starting point is 00:55:01 whenever he puts his hat on no one knows. But you gotta shave it all at it. I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it like keep it like this for a while. No, no, no's not true. Yeah it is. I've been watching you do. You know what, I accept it. You're the young gun and the factory and I, my hat's off to you, dude.

Starting point is 00:55:33 New blood. I don't know. You could click your hair. I fumble the bag though a lot. What? I fumble the bag though a lot. I fumble all the time. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:55:41 A lot of bags fumbled, my friend. Can I ever tell you my Pete Davidson story? I don't want to hear it. I used to fuck Pete Davidson. I don't want to hear it. I used to fuck Pete Davidson. Yeah, I don't want to. And then I fumbled the bag. Yeah, yeah. What happened with Pete Davidson?

Starting point is 00:55:49 Well, no, so this was like right when I moved out to LA. I was 22, I was at a bar, and this older woman started to talk. She was like 30. She started flirting with me, and she was like, you give me a real Pete Davidson vibe. I really like that. I really like, I think that's really cool. And I was like, okay, cool.

Starting point is 00:56:02 And then like, was we were drinking through the night? I was like, we started making out in the bar. And I was like, okay, cool. And then like, was we were drinking through the night? I was like, we started making out in the bar. And I was like, I should lean into this P. David's and thing. What do I know about P. David's in? Uh-oh. So we're making out. And then I whisper in her ear, my dad died in 9-11. And it didn't go well.

Starting point is 00:56:20 Like as I was saying it, I was like, he didn't think my hat's off to you. That's so fun. She's so funny. No, as I was saying it, I was like he didn't think that's so funny. She's so funny. No, as I was saying it, I was like, there's a 50, like this is a, there's a pretty bad bomb if it bombs. Because nowhere in my mind would I think that this would be a good move. I think that's so funny. If I was making out with her, I'm like,

Starting point is 00:56:36 my dad, dad, dad, dad. You know what would have been boss on her part if she was like, which tower? Yeah, yeah. No, she just said, did he really? And I was like, oh no, I was just leaning to Pete Davis. And she's like, yeah, like Yeah, yeah. No, she just said, did he really? And I was like, oh no, I was just leaning to Pete Davis. And she's like, yeah, like I'm a little older than you and I'm from New York. So like, I kind of know what?

Starting point is 00:56:53 That's insane. I love it. She was being real. I love it. And you did you ask her if she lost anybody in 9-11? Yeah. And then she said, well, no, but we like knew of people. And I was like, okay.

Starting point is 00:57:04 So can I finger you still? How uncomfortable is that? That is so awkward. Damn, dude, good move. Good kidding. Good move. It's not even a P. Davidson story. That's a you not getting pussy from being a weirdo story.

Starting point is 00:57:16 It's an anti-P Davidson story. Yeah, yeah. But you know, lean in, dude. But I don't know. Carlos, Carlos honestly is the most successful, like, with women. So, like, maybe this will help. Maybe?

Starting point is 00:57:29 Maybe you'll start to land a little bit more. It is just, like, after it's gone, I was so nervous for, like, the past two days, I was like, I have to just do it. And after I did it, it's kind of freeing. Are you gonna walk around like this? Every now and again, I do get ashamed. Why?

Starting point is 00:57:44 It looks cool, looks great. See, it does look like a seed. And she's hip, she's young, she gets it. Well, I was even, I was walking with my friends that cut my hair, Tristan and Chloe, we were walking afterwards, and then they loved, they were just like, take your hat off again, and we were in public, and I just, I felt like a piece of meat a little bit, you know, but like, and now I know what Carlos feels like constantly.

Starting point is 00:58:01 Piece of meat. It brings me back to when we were in San Diego, and we were at that bar. Remember that bar? No. Yeah, on the street? On the street now. Yeah. Right, and the girl walks up to me

Starting point is 00:58:12 and she goes, she didn't know who I was. So I felt like this kid over here did. And she goes, I think you're cute. I was like, me, what? And she started to make out with me. And she goes, I'm going gonna come to your hotel room tonight. So I gave her my number, cut to eight hours later. I'm by the door in my hotel, staring at my phone.

Starting point is 00:58:32 It's like the sun's out now. But, and I go, I don't think she's calling. Why not? Why do you think she didn't? You think she said that to a lot of guys that night? I think so. Yeah. I think so. I. I think so.

Starting point is 00:58:45 I think I got fucked. Oh, wait, I remember that. I was like, I'm not, I'm, I was like, I'm, I'm, I'm so 50 years old. I'm like, I'm never gonna do this again. Why? You weighed up. You didn't want to wait all night. To wait and stare at a phone like a fucking psychopath.

Starting point is 00:58:59 Right, and then my mom, because my mom will text me at three in the morning, I, I rob you. The one time I, I like, oh, fuck, it's my mom, because my mom will text me at three in the morning, go, I rob you. The one time I go, oh, fuck, it's my mom. Fuck. You know what I mean? But it was like, yeah, I mean, yeah. And I think about you, I had another friend that was able to just walk into a bar

Starting point is 00:59:15 and women would just make out with them. Who? His name was Collice. I've talked to him about him before, but and you're like that, you remind me of him. Congratulations, man. My hat's off to you. And I hope you direct him you remind me of them. Congratulations, man. My hat's off to you. And I'll be directing movie one day.

Starting point is 00:59:26 Ah. I don't know. I don't know. Have you ever hooked up in a bar? No, I'm not honest. I'm like, I say shit like that. I'm not very successful in like... Have you hooked up in a bar?

Starting point is 00:59:38 Or in a public place? Well, I hate a girl's vagina on the stairway right below Miti's office. And that's public. Pretty all public in the stairwell. Yeah. In that creepy little weird stairwell, like a haunted house. I know.

Starting point is 00:59:53 You were like, woo. Woo. Yeah, yeah. It's like a solid like literally, yeah, yeah, yeah. The back of Mitzi's old office, it's so creepy. It's so creepy. Yeah. No lights. Yeah. And it's like a solid like literally the back of Mitzi old office. It's so creepy. It's so creepy No lights. Yeah, and it's like this haunted little like a stairwell that goes to three different places. Yeah

Starting point is 01:00:11 Oh, it's so fucking creepy. Yeah, so what you brought her back there and you were like, hey, let's go upstairs I got her on her pants down and right and I went to the bottom of the stairs and I crawled over like the exercises Right as you was like, ooh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. I just want to throw it up everywhere. Yeah, yeah. In fact, I've had a lot of weird hookups up there. In the comedy store? Oh, yeah.

Starting point is 01:00:36 The belly room especially. Not the belly room, yeah, the belly room green room, a couple of times. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Wait, but people can come... I know, there's two doors that people come in so there's a lot of like You know me looking yeah, yeah moving her head to block it. Yeah, I do that if you're hooked up on public

Starting point is 01:00:54 No good don't ever do it Don't ever do it. I won't I broke a girl's heart once they are in the belly room Go on. I don't know if I should share it, but I feel bad about it. Well, my metter in a town. Love meeting people in town. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:01:13 One of my favorite places to meet people. It was a small town. I was opening for Polly. It's okay. And she, I opened at, you know, I used to crush. You still do? I know, but back then, you know, it's just different. You still do? I know, but back then, you know, it's just different, different kind of crush.

Starting point is 01:01:27 And I met her and she's like, I'm gonna come out to LA, she does. And then I had a lohoya gig. Yeah. Right. And you know, back in there when you played lohoya, you would stay at the condo with two or three other comics.

Starting point is 01:01:40 Sometimes six other comics. I go, stay with me, right? In the condo? As she stayed at the condo all weekend, right. Right. Right. And um, but she brought her guitar. She did. Yeah. And late at night, she would go like, I'm with comics. I think it was Jeff Richards, Kelly Kruz and she was just bust out of guitar and start singing her songs. Were they good? No. Yeah. They had to put a seven heaven and sun, you know, my little Asian boy. And they would like, you know, everyone

Starting point is 01:02:08 the rule their eyes would draw. And then one day shoot that it was a Sunday. I don't know if you should share that. I think you're about to singleberry. What I've told you about this, singleberry. Yeah, yeah. So I'm having something from behind. I spoke to. Yeah, I remember single very yeah yeah so I'm having a little room behind I smoke pool right yeah remember that yeah and she goes and I you know I was I lifted my two thumbs separated her right yeah and there was a little hair sticking out of her pothole and there was a little piece of poo right. If it had a fucking that was dead on. All right. Hey, Bobby. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:02:46 I'm from a small town. Yeah. And my boss plays the guitar. She's a singer songwriter. She's struggling. It's so funny. A piece of poo saying I'm from a small town. Yeah. Yeah. I'm from a small town. Right. So I, and I, and in my mind, I'm like, what the the fuck and then she says I Just had a vision while I'm behind her she goes I had a vision that we had a house and two kids In a white picket fence and I said I had a vision that we went to CVS and got toilet paper right now

Starting point is 01:03:22 Right and she was mortified. I never said that. What did you say? The second part didn't say. You said the fucking small pick fence in my mind. I said it. But you never talked to her again. No, I flicked it.

Starting point is 01:03:33 No, right. And then I distra. You just never talk. Yeah. And I thought so bad about it. Well, if you're out there, Miss Dingo Berry, wherever you are, we hope you're doing well in your small town. Was she white? They're always white.

Starting point is 01:03:49 Always white from a small town. Come on, dude. Black women wipe their buttholes. Well, she white. Do you wipe your buttholes? No! What the fuck are you talking about? Of course he does.

Starting point is 01:04:01 Wash it. Yes. I have one of those wall things in my shower and I just open up. C'mon. C'mon. C'mon. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:04:11 Very, very clean. In the spirit of Thanksgiving, because this episode is about right before Thanksgiving. I'm gonna get your house, right? What? Yeah, we're all gonna be it. Wait, say it again. I'm going to your parents house?

Starting point is 01:04:21 Yeah, you're gonna, everyone's gonna go to my mom's house for Thanksgiving. I can't wait. It's gonna be, well, it's just, Hot roast, me, you, and you're not going to be there. Picking you guys up from the airport. You are? I'm driving from Minnesota to that mom

Starting point is 01:04:32 to pick us up at two. But can you not go to Thanksgiving? What if you just drop us off on my mom's house and you leave? Is that fine? That's what I was going to do. Who give you money to get you go to a steakhouse? Who go to a rewind?

Starting point is 01:04:42 I just can't, I can't do things to give you a little bit of life. Steakhouse, no. We'll give you a couple bucks. You can go to McDonald's. I'll go to Wiener Circle. Well, if we make him sleep in his car outside of my mom's house.

Starting point is 01:04:52 Who's gonna be there? The crew, me, you, him, everyone but Stacey. Yeah, Stacey's gonna be already in Milwaukee. So me, you, juice, him, Carlos. And Carlos, if you let him, if you let him in. I don't have to state your parents house, right? We're not staying in my parents house. Well, yeah, surprise surprise don't want to you're staying in my mom's house These guys get a hotel. We didn't get you one

Starting point is 01:05:12 I've always wanted to you know what I like recording you know field noises, right? And I want to field what creatures do at night white people you're your mom. Yeah, scary creatures like a food recording white people? You're your mom. Yeah. Scary creatures. Like a film recording. You know, you know, you know. Yeah, we're gonna have anti, it's anti Thanksgiving Thanksgiving.

Starting point is 01:05:31 We don't do Thanksgiving. We're gonna have like fucking. I can't wait. Yeah, we're gonna. You're not, you don't even see here's a deal. You don't know this version of me. What? Me, my mom.

Starting point is 01:05:42 No, you don't know the fam, I'm a family man, dude. And when it comes, no, when it comes to going to people's houses and being in those kind of environments, I play a role and I play the family man. Same thing. No, I don't, I'm not an appropriate, you should dress up. I'm gonna wear a nice shirt. I'm gonna be, thank you so much for the turkey breast

Starting point is 01:06:02 could thank you. Very nice. I'm gonna use the right utensils. I'm gonna put the little handkerchief in. A napkin? Whatever. Why do you have a handkerchief? I have my own handkerchief.

Starting point is 01:06:12 Oh, you do. Yeah, for dinners. Okay. Right, put that in, right. And I'm gonna also add the end of the meal. Do you need help? You never do that. Not your family.

Starting point is 01:06:22 Not your fucking, in this family, what? When he comes to a white house in the washing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm gonna go bring the plates to the thing. I'm gonna wash it off. No way. I swear to God. You know what I'm gonna make you do?

Starting point is 01:06:33 I'm gonna make you say a prayer before the dinner. Dude, I have to go. Mom, Bobby loves to say grace. You wanna hear it? Yeah, let's hear it right now. Prep. Well, first I would make an announcement. Ladies and gentlemen and

Starting point is 01:06:45 everyone here at their dinner, let's be grateful for what we have. It's Thanksgiving. And may I do prayer? Oh, please. May I? Please, can we all hold hands? Please? So we hold hands. Dear Heavenly Father, Lord and Savior, God grace, Heavens be. Mm-hmm. Together we are together we be, in the future and in the past in the moment, but most importantly, we have each other. And we're grateful for the land, the sea, the oxygen, the land that we stand on, the earth that we work, we work on the earth. We do?

Starting point is 01:07:19 Yes, and we grind. But we get pleasure out of success, and by the end of the night when the sun goes down, we get to be with each other once again. And to scurry, we scurry. Whimsically. Yeah, through the fields in our mind, right? But we're still in our home. That's right.

Starting point is 01:07:42 Developing all these glorious moments. So, Lord, thank you. all these glorious moments. So Lord. Thank you Amen and take care. Good night. You're leaving. I'm living that's I leave you don't want to eat. No, I do a salute No, dude. I do a salute right and I vanish Smoke bombs. I put through smoke and I'm gone then and then you're gone and we're like people just get so confused about when you leave We're like there's rice everywhere. What the fuck happened? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Starting point is 01:08:07 I leave my own white rice. Boom. You do a prayer. Lord Jesus, amen. I close it out with you. I wanna thank you. I wanna thank you for the power that you've instilled in this Anglo-Saxon family.

Starting point is 01:08:25 Mayflower material. Thank you for letting us come together and bond with one of our Asian brethren. A man of the Orient who brought no spice, no rug, no rice but love. I'm sweating, by the way, just watch, I'm sweating. We love him even though he is our enemy. In the name we pray. Jesus, keep him safe. Keep him, keep him short and keep him round. Amen. Amen. Will you please do that? Yeah. Fuck. Yeah. Are you kidding me? Right. My, my, I can, I'm improvise mine. Will you write mine down? Yeah. I, yeah. Are you kidding me? Right, my, I can improvise mine.

Starting point is 01:09:05 Will you write mine down? Yeah. I thought it was good. Yeah, it was really good. Please write it down because I'm going to say that word for it. And will you print it out McCone so he can hand it out to everybody at the time. Yeah, yeah, I need to hand it out to everybody. They can read it.

Starting point is 01:09:15 Yeah, yeah. I thought the stuff of like scurrying was great. Really good. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You got anything else, kiddo? No. Tell the people goodbye. Thank you for being a bad friend.

Starting point is 01:09:32 What? Is this so much? Do you mind if you think I'm a bad friend? Shit! Thank you! you

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