Bad Friends - Return of the Doc!

Episode Date: June 8, 2026

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You two are bad friends. Who are these two idiots? A white dude and an Asian dude. You two are disgusting. Oh, you two are something. We're bad friends. North London forever. Whatever the weather,

these streets are our own. And my heart will not leave you ever. my blood will forever run through the stone congratulations to Arsenal congratulations to Arsenal winning the Premier League after 22 years of of trying

I saw a picture of a guy who went with his nan Nan there he is he was with his name Oh I thought it was Indian bread that he was bringing Arsenal fan takes a photo with his nan Yeah I saw that one Two title wins. Yep.

Yeah. A gooner for life, you must be. Yeah. And I have to say, I know the fans are sick of it. I went to Canada this weekend. How was Canada? You were in Toronto. It went off without a hitch.

No hitches at all. Yeah. It went off without a hitch. Now tell me. Yeah. It sounds, just tonally, it sounds like there were some hitches. There's two hitches. There's two hitches.

I don't know if the fans. Well, listen to it all the time. I think the fans would enjoy. My hitches. A couple of hits. There was three, but the three. but the third one I can let go. I'd like to hear all three.

No, no, the third one isn't as strong as the first two. The third one I could let go, the first two. What are you doing? I'm lowering up. All right. Oh, he's lawyering up. Oh, you're lowering up. All right.

So what I want to say to you, Carlos, is that I love you. You're improving every week. I'll tell you where their improvements are coming. Hell yeah. Every time he approaches me, he puts a mentos in his mouth. Literally true. Literally true. Literally true.

Every time a new mento's in his mouth and I'm like, That's growth. You know, I'm going to get the bill for... He was spraying colon a little over. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He sprays colone over his face. He approaches me. I'm going to get the bill for bad at the end of the month.

And it's going to be Mentos. It's going to be 30 grand in Mentos. I know, I know. So that's an improvement. There's some things that he's done and said that were kind of bothersome to me. Backhanded? Not backhanded. Just an observation.

Interesting. Interesting. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, and I'm going to see the first. two and then I don't want any argument to write it down if you have any arguments yeah you told me I couldn't talk yeah so I'm going to do the first two without any interruption from

you right and get a go get a piece of paper and a pen and I will not allow you to even say it word okay and it's just interesting little thing tidbit of something that all right so are you ready Carlos or yeah yeah where are you I said to get my jewel yeah yeah um

one jewel per gripe you get to huff one big hit per gripe the first one why bothered me. It probably wouldn't have bothered you, but it bothered me. Okay. Okay. So I have Carlos go up on stage. Stop. I did see photos of that. Yeah, yeah. He goes up on stage and he needs to say two things, which are please no heckling. And put away your phone. And put your way for your way your phones because Bobby has a special coming out and we don't want anyone videoing it. Simple request. Yeah, right. So and while he's doing it, I'm on the God mic, which is the mic off

stage and I'm making the crowd lab like hurry up you know what I mean boring and stuff like that yeah right more energy classic shit right so classic second show in Toronto um he gets upstive giggling he gets upstage giggling like right he looks at me right in the eyes and he goes I feel like Robin Williams I feel like Robin Williams now what do you think you have in common Robbins. No, no, he doesn't get to... Sorry, not yet. You want to do it now?

No. I'll go bit to bit. We'll go bit to bit. So let him... I think you rebutt now. Let's a rebuttal. Did you not say that? I did say that.

I was feeling it so hard. I was high as hell getting off stage and I was proud of myself for killing it for my boss. It was more like I feel like Hannah Gatsby. You know what I mean? Yeah, you're the old lady and I'm hearing... No, no, you. Oh. Good attack.

Good attack. So good attack, good attack. You believe you crush the cold open. Like Robin Williams. I do well. Okay, he did not. Got laughed. The laughs were from me.

No, no, not all of them. They were from me as well. Okay. I mean, does it bother? I'll see. I couldn't think of an analogy. I think maybe I thought of the feeling. Can I give you this analogy?

Let's say I'm a construction worker, right? And I'm working on a home. Yeah, building up. One day I invite my son. My son's 15 years old. Come to work with me, son. Right? And I'm putting it a nail.

Yeah. Right. And the last bit I go, son come over here. Grab the hammer. He does the last bit. The son does. Yeah.

And looks at his dad and goes, I built a house. Right. That's the feeling. I built a house. No, you put it little piece of nail in. Yeah. Yeah.

You're not Robin Williams. Right. Yeah. I didn't feel. I bet you money. I bet you money that if Robin Williams still alive, right, that feeling that you had, he never had. Oh, that cocky feeling of.

It's not even remotely. I mean, give me your. I would, so you said, would it make me mad? No, and I'll tell you why. Oh, good. I like this, because I want to calm down, yes, please. Because I would have never let him go on stage. I know.

Andrew, you would have been psyched for me. I know, but. I would have been happy for it. Yeah, but if he said that to you, what would be your reaction? I did bring him back on stage. I'd have him, Robin Williams, guys, everybody, give it back up. Yeah, have him do another 10. Another 10.

Yeah, I was on his own. I was manic like you were at dinner. Gripe 2. Well, I'll tell you why I was, that's the gripe 2. And do not say anything before. Okay, write it down. Okay. Here's my gripe 2.

So, well, there's a couple of gripes, but there's actually more gripes now, but. The gripes are growing. Yeah, gripes always grow, like grapes. The gripes they grow. Yeah, like grapes. It's a vine of gripes. Yeah, it's a vine of gripes. But I'm going to say one gripe, okay?

So, after the second show, what does one do after a show? You go to eat. You're so smart. You have to go eat. You're so fucking smart. That's why I'm here with you. You worked very hard. Dude, you're so fucking smart.

Where did you go to eat? We went to this hot pot place we really liked. Hmm. So we're walking there and there's a gigantic. Indian slash Turkish man with us Okay, security No, I've never seen him before in my life

Who is the man? I don't know, his name There was another, his cousin was with him too Or some friend Yeah, I think his name is Haroon Harun Harun, yeah, yeah, yeah

So, stop, I said, don't say anything until I'm done. I'm just loring up. A lawyer, get your lawyers and go to your counsel and whatever you need to do, all right? I'm Carlos Cox. All right, we're at dinner, right?

And these guys are with us. Just sitting at dinner. Eating a meal. That I'm paying for, yeah. Did they introduce himself to you at all? The big guy did not, no. So. All right, so, and the other guy, I only know his name because during dinner, I go, what's your name?

And he goes, Harun. Arun. Right. So I turned to Carlos when they're both gone. They're at the sauce section. Sauce bar. Sauce bar, yeah. So they're away and I go, who the fuck is this guy?

And this guy. Carlos goes, oh, that's Akash's brother. Harun Singh. Yeah, Akash Singh, right? Do you remember this? When I looked at him and I went, what was it like? You know, I mean, hang out with growing up with Akash.

And he goes, oh, I've only met him a couple of times in Toronto. He did not say that. Yes, they did. Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Who is he? Who is he? Let me ask you this.

See, that was he his brother? Look at my. Was he his brother? He was not your honor. Your honor, I point to evidence. Exhibit A. Well, let me read this. Hassan Salimi says, hey man, going to talk to Bob tonight when we get off the plane. Salimi Singh. Salimi Singh.

Yeah, they're different last names. Very different. You told me that he was his brother. Yeah, but in the Middle East, they do weird things with their names. You never know. Hold on. It says here, Carlos said, hey man, going to talk to Bob tonight when we get off the plane. Things have dot, dot, dot, dot. And Hassan says, L.O.L. week to week, we live one day at a time. Now, I don't know if that is a Muslim thing, but I don't know. It's a AA thing.

It is. Yeah. And he said, tell him Akash Singh bigger, but younger brother is here to make sure he's good when he's here. Okay. So when I asked him, are you his brother? He goes, when he comes to Toronto, I come to his shows. So I just want to tell anyone out there when I'm on tour from now on, if you're a

serial killer, if you're on the FBI of Most Moines list, just come to dinner. Talk to Carlos. I know that I know they never caught the Zodiac killer, but if you're in town, just come to anyone come to dinner. Come on to dinner. Come on to dinner. Lie. Your honor.

Your honor. Yeah, yeah. He liked him so much. He got a ride to the Ritz car. No, no, I got a ride because I didn't want to be in the car with you. Because I told you to take a chill pill because you were being manic at dinner. Yeah, because I'm with people there that aren't supposed to be there. I mean, if you have issues with standing up and like with boundaries and telling people who

can and cannot come to dinner. That's your job. But you should whisper that to me before we go. Andrew would have no problem with telling them. Hold on. Don't throw me under the bus. I am simply waiting for my ride. Don't push me in front of your ride.

So wait, get back to the DM. Let's go back to the DM. Because what I would interpret this as, if I'm Carlos, and he says, tell him Akash Singh bigger, but younger brother is here. My immediate reaction would be you're related to Akash? You're right, Your Honor. That's a question I could have asked. But instead, you said, Oh, I know Akash. We love AK. I've known him since 2011. You didn't inquire if whether or not this was Akash's brother or reach out to Akash to say, is this guy your brother? Now, how did this man

DM you? He DM bad page or your page? Please, please, please. Either way. The point is, you didn't inquire if this man was actually a relative or just a local host of comics. Look, they're holding hands. No, that's my hands in my pocket. Oh, brother. And look at my head. I'm going, who is this guy?

This evidence you're trying to display. Yeah, yeah. Who took this photo? You did. No, I didn't. Yeah, you did. And you did. And you did.

And you did. And this is insane, dude. Cat Bird took his photo. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. She's on my side. I have a better iPhone than that. Yeah. Okay.

This gentleman came to dinner. Yeah. Bobby was being cordial and got through the dinner, although he was uncomfortable with the whole thing. At the end, was there any semblance of an apology or like, hey, I didn't know I fucked up or any of that? No. No. Interesting move, Carlos. No. He was visibly upset about this whole having strangers at the dinner. I don't think he was visibly upset about it. Then why did you say

shut your mouth during dinner? You told him to shut your mouth. Your honor, I would never tell my mom shut your mouth. What did you say? What did you say? You need to relax. Okay. Take a chill pill is what you said. He said chill pill. That's like how he took it. Okay. He was manic, Andrew. He needed his meds. You would have been very upset. Hold on. Hold on. Did you invite two strangers to dinner? Yeah, but they were cool. And they were the same color as AK. Hold on. Hold on. Everyone in Toronto was brown. I know. The whole city is brown. They can all come to dinner. I don't know. Well, I guess now they can. I guess when I go to Toronto next year, come on out. Distant cousins of Akash come out.

And I'm also tour managing that. And also, yeah, yeah. And also, you know, I'll pay for it. Anyone can come out. I pay. It's not the money problem. It's that you had strangers at dinner. It's, it's a combination.

It's also a combination of different things. Were they backstage? They came backstage. Yeah, they came backstage. Sure, they did. After the show? Yeah, yeah. Oh, sure.

Of course they did. They were in my green room. Of course they were. Your honor? I, yeah, yeah. They weren't on the backstage list, and he was standing by the door walking with other people who were. And I got to say, I got a little afraid of him. And I was like, oh, hi, yeah, you can come.

Well, nothing says good tour manager. Like fear. Yeah, like fear. So you got afraid of this man. So what did you do? You let him in. Someone comes with an axe to the door and you go, get in here. Bobby's sitting down eating dinner.

I'm not Secret Service. I wasn't trained in military tactics. I understand, but a tactic you are very good at is deflection and diversion. How come you didn't deflect and go, let's figure this out. And I, you guys, why don't you go sit out there? Let me talk to Bob because he needs to, and then we get back to the- I also had told him from our last trial, did I not, right? That I don't want people back there if I don't know them.

That was presented in the previous trial. Yeah, that was presented at the previous trial. You're on trial. Okay, time out. You said Robin Williams. There were two guys I didn't know at the dinner. I mean, what the fuck is there else to say? Let me say this.

Listen, I don't know anything about him. You got along swimming. But I would rather get a ride home with him than you that night. Well, I'm, yeah. By the way, interesting tactic by the general to ride with the enemy versus his own team. Never seen in history. But he doesn't trust his own team enough. I don't trust my own team.

That's interesting. Yeah, it's the most interesting. That's tough. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Now, let me say this. No, let's say, let me get the, let me get Andreas and McCone in the act. Go ahead. Yeah.

Andreas, what do you think? I want to see it's difficult to defend Carlos here. I want to. I really want to. You're honor. No, no, no. We know, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, I've to talk. The jury, the jury has to talk.

They don't talk in court. Yeah, yeah, in this one court they do, okay? Bad friends court they talk. They talk, all right. McCone and be honest and you know, I know that we have, but please. Oh no, I think, I mean, Carlos should be keeping you safe. And there he really was putting your life at race. really was putting your life at risk.

Exactly. Life at risk. Let me ask the last thing in McCone, right? Robin Williams, what do you think of that? I was high, dude. No, no, no, no. I mean, McCone, just good. I did hear he crushed.

Oh, he heard he crushed. I'm being on it. The backstage thing, not okay. It got back to. He goes through the great time. Now, who told you that he crushed? The internet. No, yeah.

Strangers were reaching out in the DMs being, I didn't know Carlos had it in him. Like, he really like. He went for the Golden and killed. So he was Robin Williams that night. Well, he was very high. Robin was often very high on the day. I didn't get high before the show, I promise.

Just in the hotel room. You just said that you were high when you were on stage. Oh, no, I meant high from being on stage. That's what I meant. Oh, you weren't intoxicated? No, not before the shows. Good, smart. You know, I did pretty good as well.

I imagine. Yeah, yeah. And I walked off stage and I felt like, mm. These details are interesting. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because here's Bobby gets off stage. He killed. Standing ovation.

He's feeling. And I feel okay about it. You do 34 seconds. No, I did like 240 seconds. And I'm not a comedian, so it's more exciting for me. I don't have to have this brooding like, oh, I didn't really kill even though I know I did. Okay, let's move forward in the case. Copy.

Was there, because the judge has moved on. Yeah. Was there any apology at all about letting in foreign objects or people? No, there's an apology the night before because I yell twice and then I call Bob. Yeah, yeah. He's scared like he's a dog. All right. So there's more grime gets longer and...

As the vine grows. Yeah, as a vine grows, right. It's like a puppy. Oh, it gets afraid of loud noises or something. It's insane. No, this guy, this guy snaps at strangers. Who are you yelling? You didn't snap at the random guys that left out of the door.

What did the door do to do? What are the door to do? Oh, it said, don't open me. So you opened it? If a door says don't open me, he attacks it. So anyone in LA County right now, remove those signs. Remove those signs. Yeah, yeah, because he will attack it.

He'll go through. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He kicks it, he pulls on it, right? And he goes, fuck you. Carlos, I will say, this can be a time for us to not have a strict, you know, you could either, you can either catch a guilty charge. Or you can do a sincere apology for some of the gripes that have...

I know, but we do this every week right now. Every week we do this, right? And there's slight changes in behavior. Mentos, right? Mentos and Cologne is pretty big, right? So he doesn't look like it's small like a cave troll. And who's Cologne? My own.

What kind I mean? Malin and goats from Larchmont. Yeah, yeah. Malin goats is good. It's more goat than. More goat than Malin. Yeah, yeah. It's gay.

I didn't know if you switched Cologne. Yeah. Okay, so that being said, you now know that nobody can come backstage without clearance, right? Yeah. Do you feel bad about it or you're still sticking to your gun saying, no, Bobby had a good enough time with the guy that you don't care? No, of course not. I do feel bad about it. And I told you that.

I said, I felt like I let you down this weekend and you said, no, you didn't drop the ball. Like there was this gaslighting thing of like saying something was fine the night before and they're bringing it up. It's like you're in a relationship. And your wife keep cheating on you. And your wife keep cheating on you. And you still go back. And you're still together. And eventually the screaming, the yelling.

And the beating. And the physical beating. And all that stuff. You just kind of get used to it. And then it's like, oh, you cheat on me again. That's cool. So you're in an abusive relationship with Carlos. I think so.

Yeah. I think we need therapy. And in fact, can I say this? And this is a true. Yeah, Hollywood therapist, so reliable. I do. therapy for celebrities. I swear it's for the love of the art. You're saying this therapist isn't valid.

Andrew, help me please. This is, this is, what happens when you're talking? I got it. I got it. I got you. I need your help right now because it's coming up. It's bubbling. Yeah, it's raging and I'm trying to be calm.

Hey. So look, no, just look at me, please. Yeah. Look at me. Help me. I got you. I got you. I got you.

I got you. Yeah. They're going to be okay. I've had a great week, Arsenal one. Arsenal one. Right. And I was literally trying to like not even, remember I took you up. What did I say outside?

In the parking lot, he said, I don't think I should yell at Carlos today. Yeah, that's what I said. How did you said that? Yeah, I did. I go, I have so much resentment. You know what I mean? The thought is what it counts. Yeah, yeah.

And I looked at you and I said, I don't think I should bring it up today because I think the audience is tired of it. And you said, bring it up. Bring it up. I want to hear it up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I brought it up, your honor. You did. Yeah.

But I want to hear her because I'm. Yeah. So I think, you know, the Robin Williams is fine. Okay. Innocent on Robin Williams charge. Innocent on Robin Williams. Okay, innocent on Robin Williams. Innocent on Robin Williams charge.

Yeah, if you were to watch Carlos that night, it would be just like watching Robin Williams. Same shit. Same shit. Yeah. Right. Same energy, same, you know what I mean? Thank you. Talent.

Okay. Thank you. Second charge, though. Charge two. Charge two. Guilty. Very. Yeah.

Yeah. Guilty. Guilty. You're probably going to get an extended sentence because of the level of of the guild. I mean, it's like, you know... It's a scary guild. I want to say something on this court. Yeah. Is this a translator? Who is this?

Yeah, I don't know who he is. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Your judgment might be impaired. You are the one hiring. I know. And I'm questioning myself. Thanks, Bob. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The only reason I'm not touring this year is because of him. Otherwise, I'd be on the road. I know, I know. Acorns. I'll tell you what, bud.

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The new rule is, you're going to do 10. More time. You're doing more time because I want to see the Robin Williams. And I'm not going to interrupt you in the, but God, Mike. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I want to see, you're Robin Williams, right? So I want to see 10 minutes,

and we have a timer on stage. Yeah, we clock it. You're doing 10. or you're fired. Done. Okay. Can I bring the laptop out like Bieber? No.

Just yourself, 10 minutes, and you're going to drown. You're going to drown so deeply that I'm going to be on the side of the stage like a hyena. I'm still going to get laid that night. Okay, dude. Dude, what? 12 minutes you're doing. Because that extra two might hurt. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

The extra two minutes hurts. The extra two is going to hurt. Yeah, it's like a void. How about this? Here's the new rules. Yeah. Tell me the rules. 12 minutes.

Okay. Yes. No God mic fucking around. Yeah. You're going out totally cold and you're being introduced, not over the God mic from him, but by a staff member. So a stage hand or someone there going, ladies and gentlemen, Carlos Herrera.

That's it. Okay. Standard. Walk out music. Kanye? No music. No music. No music.

Cold. Cold. Freezing. Because Robin Williams would be able to go up cold. Didn't need music. You're right, dude. Yeah. And be able to kill for 12.

Didn't need music. Didn't need a god mic. You know what's going to happen is that I'm going to do so well because I'm going to do so well because I'm expecting not to. Should we tape it? I want to finish. We have to see it. Bobby, you said I did well.

You were happy for me in every city. We both did well. We both did well. Without God Mike, without God Mike, drown. No. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, you make it harder for me. I need to breathe out there as an artist.

All right, so 12 minutes. No music. No intro. No hype intro. No, you guys, it's Bobby. I brought my friends with me. None of that. I don't even do that.

I do that. I'm saying, I do that. He gets mad because I go out low energy. The first time he went up like it was Julian Casablanca. He was like kicking the stool. He was like, I don't want to be here. I mean, that's the vibe. You know what I mean?

Yeah, yeah. But let's try that. 12 minutes. Friday night, Minnesota. Yeah, I'll bring up racial stuff. People will laugh at that. I can't wait to see it. I'm so excited.

McCone has to be that. I'm so excited, dude. Yeah, and McCode's got a film, and it's going to be great. And then when you get offstage, you're going to realize you're not Robin Williams. Bobby, what did I tell you about? Why are you yelling at me? Your Honor, Your Honor. He's leaving out crucial evidence that just makes me look bad by leaving it out.

What are some of the things he's leaving out? Well, what I told him backstage was, your job is so hard. Like I was like, oh, I can't believe it. That was like crazy hard. Just in the amount of time. Yeah. Compliments. Did you believe any of them?

No. Okay. Absolutely not. Lies and deception. Yeah. Well, I got to tell you, work on your deception and work on your threat level one security of not letting someone through bad stage. That could have been very bad. Hypothetically.

That could have been bad. I'm glad it worked out. Yeah, I mean, but it wasn't. Anyway. Anyway, how was your week? Case close. My week was in the Dominican Republic. It was amazing.

McCone obviously has the photo. We can show you. McCone came to my sister's wedding, which was pretty, amazing that he was there. I'm shocked and a little annoyed that he was there. I greeted him with such disdain when I first saw his face with my family. Who flew? He flew himself out? I flew him. I get it. I flew him. Yeah. What was I going to do. Yeah. Do you get talk back from McCone? I sure do. You do do. You do You do. You do you do want to talk about what happened today? So this is McCone on the beach we made and braid his hair for the wedding. That looks dope. It actually was, it was so shit. He took it out.

I told him to keep it. Yeah, you should have kept that. That looks dope. He kept going, it It hurts so much. Really? It hurts every day. I couldn't move my head up or down. Really? It's like so tight. There needs to be a trial for McCone.

We need to. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I will be the judge, okay. My- Oh, what's up, boy? Oh, what up, B? What up, bro? You're all right?

Great to see you, boy. Yeah. Love you, boy. I had to surprise you, man. We did this. When you did this, oh, yeah, it's pretty good other day. Yeah, it's good.

Everything good? See, what's going on? That boy, don't give me that fistball. You know? Keep it real. How are you feeling? How are you doing? It's so good to see you, man.

Yeah, look at him. It's going to be. Take a seat, Big D. Ladies and gentlemen of the bad friends universe, the one and the only, Doc Willis returns to the bad friend show. Hell yeah. What's up to y'all?

You're good. Disclosure day. Hey, man. What's up, Tino? My man, Doc, is back in the building. It's been a long time. Do we have a count on the last time he was on the show of how many episodes ago it was? It was over.

It's early 100. It's got to be a year and a half for two years now. More? Three years. Almost three years. Summer of 22. Summer of 22. So that, oh my God, we're coming up on our fourth year.

Doc Willis returns to the bad friend show. Bobby is in awe. And for the dead air replacement, people that don't know and they're not watching. He is holding his face. He's crying because. we've surprised him with bringing Doc back to the show. Oh, and he's getting emotional. Hey, man.

They say they're yellow. He turned red. He's turning very red. That was beautiful, man. I'm not yellow anymore. Listen, man. Yellow and blue makes red, by the way. Listen, man, I just want to say,

it's good to see you. Great to see you, too, bro. You know, I have a deep history with you. Right. You know, you've known each other for a very long time. Thanks. And, you know, I've just, I've just, I've just missed you. And thank you so much for coming back on.

And I don't know, I think this is the best week of my life. I mean, Arsenal wins. You know what I mean? You know, Carlos does, Robert Williams. But then, anyway, and to see you back, it really did really, you know. And, yeah, I, uh, thank you for being here and I love you. And let's give Doc Willis the Rout of a clock.

What a surprise? Yeah. Is that a good surprise or what? You look great. Yeah, you look good. Yeah, you look healthy. Yeah, because I was up at a 100, over 180 pounds. I have all kind of health issues because of that.

What were the health issues? Now he's back to Salomey. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, you look at all right. You look 20 years younger. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Weight loss to do for you.

You look good, too, bro. Pants up, that damn, man. Thank you so much, man. Yeah, man. It was, I had type two diabetes. Oh, no. Yeah, yeah. That's not good.

That's not good. No, that's not good. Okay, which one's good? Is that the bad thing? Three is good. Oh, three is good. So type two diabetes. Doc, doc told me type two diabetes,

you were going to the doctor, but you beat it. I went in because I had a cough. Yeah. And I was having illnesses that were stopping me from eating, like I couldn't eat nothing sweet. Everything I was eating was just,

I was like almost throwing it up. So I stopped juice, no matter what it was, apple juice, everything. So I was like, all right, I need to go to the doctor. Well, actually, my cousin, she was like, get your ass in the doctor. You got free health care. What's your favorite kind of juice?

Pomeran. Oh, that's a good juice. Yeah, it is. Very good juice. And so I was like, all right, let me just go in, boom on. So I go there and he basically just called me fat to my face. I've never heard a doctor even You know what I'm saying?

Like the doctor You walk Did you get on a scale? Yeah Yeah You know you do that when you first go in He said that before you went on the scale? No no he said it right after that

Okay But he didn't say fat He just so let me explain He had this He had one of the baddest female students I've ever seen And he was like Is it cool

If we just do this exam in front of you And I was like shit I'll do this shit naked I don't get fucking This shit She was beautiful, bro. Asian, white? What was it?

Asian, Indian. Yeah. And like... Yeah, it's a doctor. Yeah. Oh, Indian, for sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, it could be Asian.

Indian is Asian. That's right. Yeah. Okay. And she was like just like really, really, really, I said, damn, she's pretty. I said, okay, yeah. So he looks, he does all that stuff, looks at everything. And then he says, everything looks good.

So far, you look well and everything's okay. And then he looks good. at her and he said, but however you see right here on the computer, he said, we got to move the cursor over here and click obese. And I go, what the fuck? And then I go, what the fuck you mean? And he was like, because, you know, your BMI is too high. And I said, you're just going to say that right in front of the bitch.

It was embarrassing. It was embarrassing. I was like, not to call it a bitch, sorry. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What the talk he means? He always, black dudes, always calling hoarse bitchy. Anyway, so. So I was like, all right, what's next?

And he said, okay, I need you to go in and take some blood because I'm concerned about you. Give some blood. And I'm concerned. And I said, okay. So I go in and then I come back three weeks later. He's, hey, man, you got diabetes. So I had an early stage of that. And then so I was having issues with my stomach like I told you guys.

He said, well, let me send you in to get an ultrasound on your abdomen. So he goes in. I go, I go in. They do the exam. And then I come back and they go, hey, man, you got two lesions on both of your kidneys. You got something on your kidneys and you got something on your liver. And they said, so we got to do more testing and blah, blah, blah. And then he said, because of all of this, I'm going to send you to go get a colonoscopy.

So I go do the colonoscopy. They find a polyp and they're like, oh, man, we got a. Oh, I also went to the urologist too. So I got a test. I got to get the results. So I actually just did a CT scan for that this past Thursday. I can't believe they fit so many bad things in such a small box. Yeah.

It's crowded. in there. It's like... A lot of shit. It's like trying to put jawbreakers in a lemon head. It's like... It fits. Yeah, it fits.

But, you know, here's the good news. You look a thousand times better. You look healthy as fuck. Tell him why. You told me what you were up to. He said, he cut out no booze, no junk. No, no, no, no, no. What you ever throw all no booze?

We don't do that. Wait a minute. You said, no fino. Well, here's what happened. You said, I'm not drinking wine for a while, Tino. That's what I said. That's how I just like me, too. Fuck, yeah.

What it was was the doctor, when I told him about the wine, he's like, no, he said the things that happened to you is mostly due to your sugar. He says, I was affecting your pancreas, your liver and everything. He said, so wine is good, you can do it, but you still got to do it only two glasses a day. And I said, yeah, that's all where I always was doing. I don't drink, like, get drunk. Yeah, sometimes over here you did.

No, never. You had two, always. Always too. Always too. Always. Let's get back, get some wine, please. So the thing was was when the test came back about the liver, he was like, so what you want to do for right now,

until we see what's going on, he said, because it mostly points the fatty liver due to diabetes, being overweight diabetes. He said, so just we want to scale back on that. So I said, I'm going to stop, period. So that's what I did. I just stopped, not period. But I got a little bit.

But you have a drug. drank in a while. Yeah. Yeah. Then, too, like, the thing, like, especially for disclosure to you, bad friends who, they always talk about, yeah, he's a fucking alcoholic. Yeah. I'm the alcoholic.

I don't know. I can't. I've always, since I was young, never been able to get drunk. Like, it makes, like, I get really sick. My mother actually had an intolerance to alcohol. She couldn't drink at all. So I have kind of the same thing. If I drink more than two, three, I get really sick.

So, like, sometimes I was. I was sneaking, try to do like four glasses. Man, I'm over there. I heard and throwing, man, it's for the worst. So I will always stick to two, three tops. But no sugar. No sugar. So through intermittent fasting, twice a week, sometimes that 16, 8, and sometimes twice I did

48 hours in a row. Try to go three straight, but that shit is rough. Yeah, you can't do that. You end up looking like Carlos. Well, it's actually really good for you because it causes an topagy. And when the topagy occurs, that's when the sales start eating each other. And they start looking, not eating each other, but they start looking for things to eat. So first it's start off by eating your fat in your body.

They eat the weakest cell. Yeah, yep. Yep. So the longer you can go, the better the top of you. So doctors recommend doing it only with water fasting. I did it twice without. And then when I started doing the fasting, I would do lemon water to replace my electrolytes. That's right.

So you lose electrolytes when you fast. Yeah. So y'all be careful. But it's actually super great for you. So my A1C went down from 6.6 to 5.9. Wow. Wow, wow, wow. Is your mental function better, you think, when you fast?

People say they see something in their brain function. The best feeling in the world, after when you get to that 48-hour point, I've never even, I'm like, they call it lightheaded, but it's almost like you're high. It's like the best feeling in the world. I said, man. And you want to keep going, but your mind, you're fighting with your mind because you're not really that hungry either. It's like a weird space you're in and you feel like you floating. It's one of the most beautiful feeling. I'm like, man, this is amazing.

So I always try now just to fast just because of the feeling of it. It's like a... What was the sugars that you were intaking a lot? Was it sweets? Okay. Last year was the year, last year was the year that I've ever ate like this, right? So when I was on bad friends, I was roughly about kind of where I am now. So when I left and last year, I went to New York, came back in February.

From there, I just was in the house. And when I tell you, I was eating bad till where the, point where my cousin recognized it when she would talk to me on the phone, she was like, because I told her what I ate and I had eight, I would always eat a Starbucks little donut and some coffee every morning, no food. And then sometimes, and then wait to about afternoon, two o'clock, and I'm like, you know, I don't have a little wine. So now I'm drinking wine on coffee and Starbucks, you know what I'm saying?

Cupcakes and shit. I was totally just fucking myself. And then I would eat, and I said, damn, I ain't ate. It's five o'clock. Let me go on a jack-in-the-box. I don't feel like cooking is too hot. So I did that shit, and I got in a red of it. What would you get that jack-in-the-box?

I always get the tacos. You ever get the tacos? Hell no. That's what I'm going to go to Taco Bill. I don't trust ain't taco. What about the egg rolls? Damn. You can make them yourself.

Hit that a family recipe. Why would he be? Well, why are you jack-in-the-box then? Because those are the two things that other places don't have. Well, because of the deals. So you got the app. So the app, I was like, I could save more money. I don't really eat like this.

I was telling myself. My mother never fed me fast food when I was younger. Okay. Like that was our thing. She used to get mad at me when I would go to McDonald's. What you don't want you eat like that? I taught you how to cook and I'm like, man, all right, I'm relaxed. It was just a burger, right?

Well, what did you get when you get the jack-in-the-box? What would you eat? I would always get the breakfast combo sandwich every morning. If I do go to number 23. You know, I'm talking about to load it. And then I would always get the jack-in-the-box buttery-buttery jack. What's the buttery jack? It's a, I don't know exactly what it is,

but it tastes good than a motherfucker. The buttery jack is a burger with Swiss tomato. It looks like cats. It's a buttery burger. Yeah. Probably cooked in butter. So you haven't had that in a while. In a while.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You miss it? Hold on, I'm not done. So I was eating now. He's not done, dude. Andrew. Shake, shake, five guys, so I was balancing it all. Because I was like, well, they got better quality beef,

so I don't want to eat too much of this. So you were a burger, you were eating burgers, burgers a lot. Burgers and pizza. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Burgers and pizza. Where's your pizza spot? Where, what would you get? Uh, it's this place around the corner car, Joe peeps. Yeah, Joe, yeah. Fucking fantastic. No, they're good. They're good. So wait a minute. You, you, poppies, too. Poppies, but Popeyes over KFC for you, yeah? Yeah. Yeah. Good man. Okay, good man. Smart. Smart. Why, though? Because, uh, this is the taste. Okay. Poppies is better chicken by far. It is? It tastes better. It's always tasted better. I've never. I've never. I've never. I've never. I've

never been to Popeyes. Do they have a fried extra crispy drumstick? The best fry. Their fries way better than KFC. Yeah, fried chicken. Their fry, I'm saying. They're fried. Okay, I didn't know. I didn't know. Okay, good. There it is. You never had Popeye? I never had Popeye. Oh, shit. I don't like the cartoon. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He thought they sold spinach. His forearms fuck me up. You know what I mean? As a kid, you know what I mean? Well, here's something interesting about spinach, what I learned. Talkspace. Oh my God. Therapy has changed my life in Talk Space.

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It was like everything spinach. Yeah, yeah, it was like everything spinach. And then turn around and I'm reading. That's what you meant about Popeye. Cognito's. Kidney stones from spinach. There you go. So the lesions that they sand that's in my, on my kidneys, inside my kidneys, it's either kidney stones or the latter. Wow. Wow. Yeah. Yeah. So kale, is that good? No. Cale's good. They're both good for you, but they, they, It's got lower oxalates than spinach. Well, then what's the best vegetable I can eat? Because I eat kale.

I eat bokchoi. Boxcho is good. Broccoli's good. In fact, the best vegetables that your people know of is fermented vegetables or even better for. Kimchi. Kimchi is one of the best you can have. Okay, good. For many levels.

It's really, really good for you. Most vegetables. Bok choy, arugula, and dark leaf lettuce. Light leaf lettuce is not good for you. In fact, there's a lot of research that says kale is total bullshit as well. But dark leaf lettuce. Light leaf lettuce has almost no nutritional value. So beats are good.

So put it in spinach and kittens stones. Beats are very good for you. Okay. What did you say? Put it in spinach in a kidney stone. Yeah, no, he did. No, no, he did. Oh, he did.

Yeah, oxalate. The calcium oxalide can cause a lot of kidneys. So what you have to do is you have to have a protein with it. That's right. Bind the oxalates. Oh, so if I ate, so if I had steamed spinach and some steak, they bind together. But you could do like cottage cheese or you can do something that has high calcium level. Cheese is usually what they say with spinach is good for.

I didn't know. I didn't know. Wow, wow. So you went all spinach for a while. For a while. That was my thing was like... How was olive oil? Was she good?

How was she been? Or Brutus? I'm a big Brutus fan. You're really? So Doc, out of all this... And I did walking too. You've been walking a lot. Japanese walking.

Yeah, what your hands behind your back? Just to make them, Andrew. Yeah, just to make them, man. Wait, give me a... Japanese walking. walking. Give me a napkin, dude. It's hands behind your back, right? Isn't that what it is? Not behind your back. Hold on, hold, hold up. Hold up. Hold up. That was a curveball, dude. Oh, fuck. All right, hold on, hold on, hold on. Japanese walking. It alternates three minutes of brisk walking, three minutes of slow recovery, and a total of 30 minutes. So it's warm up. So it's interval walking levels.

There you go. Wow. And this says warm up and then fast interval, slow interval. And when you see something that you haven't seen before on your walk, you must say, Oh. That's crazy that that's in the... It says how to do it. Well, for us, it's like, you know what I mean? In us to do it. It's what you do. We always do it, yeah, yeah.

Now, when you're walking, there's a big thing they say people take walks. So my wife and I walk like every night, but they say do not be on your phone or check your phone. Because nighttime walking with phones, they say, is really bad for you. Well, yeah, because being on the phone at night, period, is really good. It's blue light. The blue light. It's real bad for you. your brain.

Exactly. I'm transferring to me. So if you was having an insomnia, that's what you did. Yeah, your transformation is unbelievable. Yeah. You look happy? He's healthy. He's happy?

Yeah. I mean, you know, I'm doing, I'm doing great. You know, I always, I think, I feel like even when I was on bad friends, I've always been happy, you know, from the beginning. But now you're really happy. The same. Okay. Are you the same?

Yeah. It's the same. No, but you've gotten a boost in your life. I feel mentally, you feel like you've figured out more stuff in life, right? Like, you've got a clearer path than what? what you want? No, that's even harder now. You know what I'm over here?

But you still have your vision board? Yes, how's the vision board? I had to tear it down. I told you. It was the wrong vision. Oh, it was wrong. I said, yeah, we don't. Are you been doing stand-up any or no?

Not really. I've been kind of, like I said, I've been really working on my health. Okay. So I've been like standing, I've been doing like some mics in a couple shows here and there, but mostly I've been just working on my health. Focing on healthism. Yeah, because I've been turning down everything. People wanted me to do podcasts, whatever.

I'm like, nah, like, Like I'm just trying to, and then, you know, I didn't say anything, but my great aunt passed away in November. So it's kind of been like I've been in the haze and I'm still in that haze, but it's like, it feels good. Like I'm like, oh, okay. You know, I'm just going and taking each day versus me saying, what's next? What do I got to do tomorrow? That's right. Well, what do we do now is more important?

How do we get through right now? Well, staying present. Present is important. Yeah, and it's a big thing in the program. It's the only thing. What's what I'm saying? Saying now. The only real thing is the present moment.

Be here now. My mother used to say when I used to worry on the phone, she would always be like, all right, all right, now bring it back, bring it back. You're going too far ahead. Stay right here in the moment. Bring it back. So she would always, that's what I hear. I always hear when I'm thinking, man, what I'm going to do next in this?

Why is this, that? Bring it back. Bring it back. It's a great way to coach yourself and keep yourself in this moment because, like they say, what's the same? Anxiety is in the future. oppression is in the past. That's right. So the moment of solidarity and peace is now.

That's right. Or they say you never assume why. Because you really don't know. No. Because if you assume you make an asset of you and me. That's right. You didn't know that too. You don't know that too.

No, I did. I was setting him up. You did know that or no? I feel like you didn't know. Yeah, man, since I was in third grade. Everyone's heard. You will do more? Let's do more.

I don't know anymore. Oh, I know. I know. If you have one foot in front of the future. Yeah, I'm doing that one now. And you have one foot in the past, you're pissing on today. Oh, wow. That's actually pretty good.

That's actually very good. I never heard of that one? No, I never heard of it. Well, I'm Asian. We know these things. Yeah, yeah, we're bold with them. What about the one that's? Please don't make one up.

Yeah, give me one. Yeah, yeah, from Chicago. Go ahead. No, no, no. I was going to do one of your people's. Okay, go. What's the Asian thing about the tree, the plant the tree? Do Asians saying planting trees.

Asian saying planting trees. Watch, it'll deal now. It'll pop it up right. They have a video. Okay, there to zoom in. The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now. Take action immediately.

It's a very good one. Yeah, very good. See, I'm Asians, man. You guys have all of those. This is where it all came from. Because if we don't do that, we go, who, so you found a stronger relationship with God to help you kind of refocus life then.

Yeah, I've always... I know you have, but I mean, now it sounds like you're more focused. Yeah, because it's like... Are you going to church? Nah. Yeah. You don't need to go. You don't need to go to church.

You don't need to go to church. I used to go all the time. I just, since COVID, I haven't been in a while. That's fine. Yeah, so it's kind of like... Are you scared of hauntavirus and Ebola and all these new viruses are coming about or no? Nah.

You should. You got COVID seven times. Yeah. I got a good-ass memory. He remembers all my goddamn tragedy He just died You did have COVID more than anyone I've ever met Seven times

Even myself I said how the fuck I keep getting this shit I'm fucking sick of it And I said Starbucks in the goddamn cookies But I want to warn you though With haunt a virus and Ebola It's not gonna spread I'm sorry

Easy What? Such bullshit he's on this kick It's not coming around You know what's more likely The fucking Garden Grove factory That's about to explode here in L.A. Oh I know that one

infecting us. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Or Gardena? I'm just saying hypothetically if these two diseases mutate and they become airborne, spreads like COVID, right? You got to be more careful. Remember the Ebola case in Dallas? What?

This just happened before. This ain't the first time. No, it's not the first time. It happened in Dallas and a couple other places. There's also no active cases spread within the United States. It's contained. Oh, yes, alternate news, I think. Oh, great.

Can I just say something? Sure. Viruses want to survive, right? And because of global warming and because of the cutting down of the rainforests, right? These viruses mutate. Stop it.

Right? They do. They mutate because their fucking scientists are trying to kill us. That's why they mutate. Well, that's another theory that COVID came from a lab.

No, it's not a theory. That's a literal fact that came from a lab. And purposely put upon the world to cause, right? So if they do it with Ebola, which has a 50% if they do this again,

They won't give us a warning shot. It's just going to happen. That's my point. And I'm concerned about dog. He's got stones and his liver. Hey, he's got a pulpit. You're going to dive, whatever you're going to dive. No, no, no, no.

I want you to die. You know what I'm saying? No, that's how I go. You got it seven times. Wear a fucking mask, man. That's all I'm asking, dude. You know what I'm wearing a fucking mask? You know, dude?

You can't free ball haunt a virus, you got to wrap it up, dog. You got to wrap it up, dude. Fuck that shit. No, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no. No, you're not going to get. I'm courageous in the fear of death.

I'll face it. What? What? What is it now? C-Chi, see, where is it now? It's dead. It's gone. Yeah, it's dead.

But now Ebola is a whole thing. And, you know, it's like, I don't know. Hauntavirus is primarily located in two continents. And neither of them are here. And the hot spots are not here anymore. Okay. The four corners, there's a region. They're monitoring estates, but it's not going to get around.

Also, remember, too, the seven times I caught the coronavirus was, was you take. strings, right? What I'm saying. So what I'm trying to tell you is, just maybe I got more antibodies to fight off more things than you do in yours because you haven't had.

I don't know. All right. He needs to get every version of Nike. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He got all the strains. That's why I started following the UFO. I'm going to start following the UFO situation. Give me one an M, one of them, one of them.

Doc collects coronavirus like black guy's like Jordans. Or like Chris Tucker or Rush hour. Yeah, yeah. I want the foes. I want the five. I'm just concerned for your health. That's why I'm saying that.

No, I'm all right. Well, is it attacking black people? Then it would be more scary for Doc. Is Hanta going after black people? No, I don't think so. Well, then it wasn't made the right way. It wasn't a racist. Oh, God.

Yeah, yeah. Well, no, you think, you think, do you not think that the government's tried to put viruses and stuff out there to attack black people? You think that's ever happened? I think that's a possibility. I think they've done that towards a lot of different populations. I think so too, yeah. I think so too.

We've done nothing to these Asians. Yeah. Yeah, no. We haven't put out of ours. God damn. They just as dumb as us. I don't know why you. It's preposterousity.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, just because you invented peanut butter doesn't mean that you can fucking. And a stoplight. And a stoplight. Don't forget about. Don't forget about hitting figures. And there was eight black scientists on that. That's right.

There was eight black scientists who helped create that atomic bomb. Let's get it. You also created a clothes dryer, this home security. That irony, you guys created home security. It's so funny. How we know how to break in. You're Captain America now? Huh?

You're Captain America now. What does that mean? There is a black man playing Captain America now. Oh, it is? You're Captain American. Isn't it? Or am I wrong? Not my country.

Yeah, yeah. You know, this is DEI. Stop. Anthony Mackey. Anthony Mackey is Captain America. Harrison Ford. So he went from being the other guy to... Captain America, yeah.

The Falcon. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Man, that sucks, man. Why? Why? Because it's like... You don't want... Captain America being white is okay.

It's like, stop. Yeah, it's like, stop, man. Oh, come on. That's crazy. What you're saying is nuts. Anybody can be Captain America. No. No, no, no.

What I'm saying is the original characters, where they've drawn... It's cool. We're together. It's just the comics. Yeah, but wait a minute. I agree, but they've deviated from all that now. It doesn't matter. Nothing means anything.

To me and Doc, it does. Okay. Okay, so here's another, I'm going to tell you a true story. I know a Korean actor. Sounds like I'm not the white guy. Isn't this crazy? Like, I'm fine with it because I don't give a fight. Why does it matter?

The original one. Okay, how about this? How about this? I agree with you on certain. Can James Bond? not be British? Yeah, he should be British. Right.

Right. He has to be British. Yes. But does it matter what color he is? No. Because he was out of... Because he's not from comic. That's all I'm saying.

Yeah, that's all I'm saying. But comics books were colored. They were crayon. There was coloring. But there was descriptions on who the person was, right, in the comic. Did it say Captain America was a white male? He was drawn always as a white male. He was a white guy.

That's because color costs more money. Okay. All right. I know this Korean actor. who is almost, right, and I can't say his name. I couldn't agree with them more, which is so funny, playing devil's advocate. But even though I'm like, yeah, Captain America's white, God damn.

I know a Korean actor who came to me and goes, I think they might want me to play Wolverine. And I was like, please say no. Why? It'll ruin it. Yeah, Wolverine is Canadian, white dude, short, thick, you know what I mean? It's like, I am Wolverine. What about Rubyene?

Yeah, and the chopsticks coming out. Is Wolverine? Yeah. You know, I know what you're saying. The original intent is what that's what you want. I get it. It's not a big deal. It's not a big deal.

What you're saying? I don't give a fuck. I know you don't. How about this? I'm more mad that any redheaded comic book guy has been recast by non-redheaded fucking, they don't put any red-headed people. And there were red-well, you're weaker. Interesting.

It's harder to believe that a red-headed guy Jean Grey. By the way, they've made every red-headed half of them are black now. Whatever red-headed person before they're black. They're all hot girls. Most of them. No, there's a whole cartoon drawing

of all the Reddit. That's probably... No, you're not weak. I'm sorry for red-headed people. I mean, even Storm wasn't white. We know that Bhali Berry played Storm. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So it's just like...

It just seemed like they're having a struggle internally with what is right and what is wrong. And they're just... So, like, it doesn't matter. the sense of what you're saying. I'm just talking about just as far of the comics. I don't care. It's a movie.

That's my point is it doesn't matter who plays it because it's meaningless anyway. It's just kind of like saying who cares what the original. Not when you are a comic fan. Right, I'm not a comic fan. So they're making new comics now with a variety of different colors of people, right? And in 20 or 30 years from now, those roles will be played by, you know what? People that, no, not white. You know what I don't like.

People ain't going to like this. Y'all going to get mad. I don't like that R.DJ is playing Dr. Dune. Yeah, yeah. Speak your mind. I'm like, bro, I'm used to him just being Iron Man. And now y'all going to move. It's just like, ah.

Yeah, there's other actors. Yeah, there's more people. Hollywood is so afraid. But there's not. They want to talk. There are. No, there's hundreds of thousands of actors, but they don't care. That doesn't mean anything to them.

They're not as great. But it doesn't move the needle for them. So this is a business. They're not basing it on who's available or what could be. cool. They're basing it on how much money can they render from this. Why can't Leo play Dr. Doom? He probably doesn't want to. Oh my God, I would have been. He there's no way here. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I mean, there's some, Daniel Day Lewis. He would never do that. Tom Cruise said no. Tom Cruise said no. They won't, don't want to do it. So you're saying to me, I'm sorry, they went all the way down the line and got back to Robert Downey Jr. He was the last pick. I guarantee you he wasn't first because Tom Cruise got up, a bunch of people

got offered. It was just Tom Cruise then RDJ. They only wanted like the biggest movie Brad Pitt, no, I don't. He would never do that. Yeah, they don't go after people. We try. Give him an offer. I don't think he would.

Okay. I think there's certain guys in this game that are of the top of their career and the end of their career or whatever that this is not. How old is Dr. Doom? But isn't Marvel the franchise? I want to know how old Dr. Doom is. Say it again? But do you feel like Marvel and DC and all these, they're at a point where you can pretty much can get anybody that's great at acting and that has a certain, they don't have to. to be a big name like Robert Donor Jr.

Just because it's already solidified as a franchise. No, but it sells internationally so much better. So Dr. Doom is in his mid-40s and early 50s. In the MCU is 60 in the movies. Okay, but I'm just saying in the comics, he's in mid-40s, early 50s. That's me and you, bud. Why can't you and I do it?

Give me all the actors that are in their mid-late 40s and early 50s. That's a good question, Tino. If they had Dr. Doom and wanted you to play it, I'll be like, fuck that. Fuck that. That right there, that's... Can I do it? No, no, no, no, no. You're not getting it. I'm saying, fuck that. You can't play that guy.

Why? Like, no, no. Why? Why? Look at, like, he don't, you know, his Tino's not. He's not Dr. Doom material. He's too nice. He's a good guy. Who's more, Dr. Dune? I don't feel like he can come off. Who's more, doctor?

I would have to see you play an evil dude. You know what I'm saying? I do it on this show every week. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wait a minute. You're definitely not. How big was he? Was he a full-sized man? Dude, I'm the rest of my body.

Okay. All right. So, born in 72, these are the actors they could have gone to. Ben Affleck. The Rock. Marlon Way and Snow. Eders Alba. He wouldn't do it.

Yeah, yeah. Okay. So Adrian Brody could have been it. It's a different mask with a nose. Okay. I love Patrick Wilson. I love James Marsden. 74.

Decaprio. Would never do. Christian Bale. Maybe. No, he already played Batman. He can't do it. Joaquin Phoenix, Joker already. Matthew McConaughey, perfect Dr. Doom. Insane to say that.

How could he play that? Would you rather have Matthew McCona? Yeah, he would have been his voice. Oh, man. All right, all right, Dr. Doom. Maybe you're right. You got to get what's available. All right, you're right.

But also, it doesn't, I just think it doesn't. I think, how about this? I don't care what color person plays. any of this stuff, make new shit, dude. I don't want to revive old properties. I don't... Did you see weapons? That was new shit.

That's new shit. There's a new movie. I'm going to see tonight or tomorrow night. Obsession, I heard it's really good. Oh, I heard that's really good. You saw it? No, I just hear it so good. Have you seen it?

It's really good. Yeah, yeah. More of this needs to make a wave and a comeback. I watched the Hulk Hogan documentary last night. I finished it, all three episodes, this guy. What is it on? Netflix? Netflix.

Yeah, I'm pass. Well, it's funny because I'm not a wrestling fan, but I was in Ammer. by the idea of this guy. I was a huge wrestling fan when I was in the 80s, but once it got past Stone Cold, I kind of like tapped out. You tapped out. Well, this was kind of about the world of his in and out

of lasting longer than maybe he should have, and then the world of NWO and ECW and all that stuff. Tonga the Kid was my guy. Remember Tonga the Kid? You don't remember Tonga the Kid? Oh, there he is, Sanpato. That's my guy. Oh, yeah, no wonder why I remember him.

That's like... What do you mean? I mean, look at him. I know. It's like every woman you've ever dated. I mean, everybody got their own. No, but it was an interesting doc. It was weird to, it was cool to see.

Because I remember it as a kid, but I wasn't a wrestling fan. But the impact was wild. I forgot how popular. He was huge. Bigger. I mean, he was like, they quoted him as one of the most recognizable faces in the world. Probably. Not namesake, because name yes, but that you could show his picture.

to a foreign country of, you know, far in the middle of nowhere those, they'd be like, oh, yeah, they know who that is. They don't know what he is, but they know who he is. Yeah, yeah. It's fucking wild. I mean, there's a few people like that in the world, Michael Jackson at being one.

Yeah, but think about, Michael Jackson was a musical genius. Yes. And he was a, you know, I mean, an athlete. Well, Hulk Hogan was kind of in his own right, because WWF is strictly acting. No, he, he, he, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's real. Yes, it's real.

It's real. That's the myth. It's real to me, Dad. That clip is so good. That's the myth of pro wrestling that it's fake. It's not. No. No, I don't know how many, dude.

Right? No, no, the physicality of it is real. Yeah, Hulk Hogan picks up Tonga the kid, right? No, he picked it. First of all, he picked up fucking Andre the Giant, which was the greatest. Yeah, Anad John, right? Let him have him. Throws him up.

Yeah, exactly. throws him over the ring. You know what I mean? On the giant, it falls on a table, right? You don't think that hurts? No, no, I'm saying. Physicality is real. Yeah.

But it's, but it's, but it's, you think it's predetermined? It's a play. 100%. No, no, no, it's not. Oh, so before you think they go, you're going to win this one? Yeah.

It's like a movie fight. Everybody knows that, but that's the fun of it. It's like watching them drama unfold. It doesn't matter that they know. And by the way, he does say you do a dance with your partner sometimes. It may flip in the moment of who wins and who doesn't win.

It's a play. They're doing a live play. Yeah, right. It's fun. They're all, I mean, they're all, they're like theater.

kids who love to lift weights. It's really what it is. You're like a theater guy that loves lifting weight. But it was... I want people to know that I know how wrestling works. Wasn't Hulk Hogan. But what wasn't Hoke Hogan? But some people do get deep in it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He had... The leg drop. No, no, no, no, no, no. What people loved about Hogan was that last minute of being down and out and making a spring back. Because that represent, that encapsulates in America. Rocky. Everything.

It was Americana. Of being down. Yeah. And then he put the finger up and that's you. Yeah. Somebody who was just. That moment. And people were going, oh my God.

You know what I mean? I watched the whole thing. I just wanted to see the sex tape more than anything. Wow. You never played it. They never played it. Oh, wow. They do leave out a lot of stuff.

They do give him his flowers, especially because he died three months after the documentary was finished. So they do give him his flowers, but they leave out so much fun, interesting shit. They leave out a lot of these documentaries, they leave out a lot. Too much. Yeah. So let's talk about Doc a little bit more. Doc, how do you feel being back?

I feel great as far as just, you know, this is just one episode right now. Like I say, I'm... He's not back forever. Yeah, yeah. He's coming back to say hi. Well, and to let the fans be, have some peace and some ease about it. Because they don't know. They were speculating.

A lot of them. And, man, y'all... Can I tell you my dream? Yeah. The funny part of Bobby, he goes, let's talk about you, Doc, and then stops him. Straight back to his spoken nurse.

Oh, yeah, no, please, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, you're right, you're right. Let him have the floor. I'm sorry, I have the floor, I'm sorry. I mean, he played, we had a court case an hour ago. Yeah, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Go ahead.

What was I saying? I'll tell you, you were saying how the fans when you departed. Man, y'all have no fucking clue. I mean, you know, but you don't know based on the opposite side of where I'm. I was on. I had people stop me walking in the streets of New York.

Like going, hey man, go back to bad friends. I'm like, are you fucking, I go to the grocery store. They stop me. I go to every fucking where it's always somebody. I'm just like, fuck. And so it was like, that's why I kept telling y'all, I'm going to do this episode. I gotta come back and just make sure.

And then just to just, because he already know he's been forgiven because we already text and we saw each other. And now we talked in front of the improv. So he already knows that. Yeah. But it's mostly for him and the fans and all of It's like there's this camaraderie we have and we have it even when we see each other on the streets and go play like we did the S-O-H-V-SA shit. And we just, you know, there's this thing that goes beyond podcast and goes beyond.

So I just wanted to let the fans remind you all that that's what it's about, Polka Ashes. You know how this all started, right? So I had been texting with Doc anyway and I was in the Dominican Republic for my sister's wedding and I saw a a man that looked like and I and I texted them and I said dude I saw a guy that's exactly like you and it made me think of him and we just

started chatting and he said he maybe would come back on the show and I said well you holler when I said well we're going to be doing it and I get back he's like I'll come through and I think it was about time there's it that's him that's who no I call it just finding black

guys on the internet I Google black that would you black guys then Dominican Republic? You know, my sister sent me a picture because I remind her of Asians all the time. So she sent me a picture. Why? The intermittent fasting, the side, the Japanese walking. So many things. Well, a lot of people do that. They like, hey, what you mixed with Asians? I'm not fucking. Yeah, yeah. But she sent me a picture, text me a picture of the guy that was, had the winning streak for Willa Fortune this past time, the Asian guy.

And she sent me pictures, every time I watch you, I remind me of you. I'm like, what the fuck? Who is the guy who's winning a lot? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That guy? Yeah. The last, no, that's not him.

Oh. Wheel of, 26. That guy. Yeah, that guy. So I mean, remember I had the same kind of glasses. Yeah, yeah. So I put up the picture on Instagram with me and him side by like the end. And they'll say, damn, it looked like,

I'm too fucking alert. That does kind of look like that. Now, could you play him in a movie? I think I would allow it. I could, me. I would allow it. Yeah, yeah, if I was the producer. You know who I could play in a movie?

Who? Hart. If his heart was a bartender and I had to, if he was famous, I could play Hart. That's so funny. Who's Hart? From the store. Oh, you can. Yeah.

You miss Hart? They always think me and brothers. We see each other. He call me all the time. Oh, I love Hart. Yeah, yeah. Same fashion, Doc. Can I express my dream?

Can I express my dream? Can I express my dream? What's your dream? Okay. I know it's one time, okay, but if I may express my dream. I'm sorry, I have to say it, right? Dream away. I want to dream away. My dream away is that we could eventually, eventually, slow start, get to where we were once were, you know what I mean, where you're popping in and out, right? eventually that we could go on tour you and I and Doc could do the tour with us

go all over the world and that's my dream I think for me it's like I want a redemption story as well and I want to give him the appreciation that he deserves he was a vital part of our show I feel like I fucked it up

and I apologize to you Oh my My bad, where would you add? You said, make amends. Keep going, Bob. All right, okay. You know, the fasting makes you tired. Yeah, it makes you guys tired.

A little sleepy, yeah, yeah, yeah. Anyway, look in the camera and say thank you for being a bad guy. Thank you for being a bad friend. Love and miss you. Kelly Clarkson with Wayfair, ever order furniture online and wonder what if? Like, what if it doesn't hold up? That sofa was four days old. You should have ordered from Wayfair.

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