Bad Friends - Rudy's One Piece Birthday

Episode Date: November 27, 2023

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I'm Zorro Monkey Is his name monkey monkey what? It's okay kiddo help flip the No, you're fine. Yeah, there it is What? Get this on my head. That's okay kiddo. No. Help flip the... Hold on. I'll be over. No, you're fine. Yeah. There it is.

Monkey L. Monkey D'Luffy. Monkey D'Luffy. Monkey D'Luffy. Monkey D'Luffy. Monkey D'Luffy. Monkey D'Luffy. Monkey D'Luffy.

Monkey D'Luffy. Hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo. Happy birthday. Look at a one piece blanket for this fool. One piece blanket for you. Are you excited? Excited for you. Are you are you excited? Excited for us. Yeah, and look at we got you a gift down there. We have this we have the script for the two piece. Yeah, yeah, two piece and three piece and it's gonna be your one piece two piece three piece.

Yeah, you guys like do your like famous lines. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You ready? Yeah, you know, I yeah, you ready? Yeah. You know? I practice it. All right. Okay. To the window. To the walls.

Yes. Till Zoro's got big balls. Oh, these one piece crawl. Oh, that's not it. Carlos, that's what he sent me. This is what he sent me. I live on the tree tops with my Montgomery Ward pass Yeah, is that not it?

What is what's my face? That's not the line? What's my famous? Why do you that's the big any set of Montgomery Ward? You betrayed me. What is the line? I'm supposed to say yeah, what's it line? So you have three swords? You do you attack with three swords three is on that's what who holds the third one my dick mouth. I hold it in my mouth. Uh-huh. I go Sing, sing, like how could he say his line with the mouth? I don't know. Zoro says it. What Zoro says it? What does Zoro say? What is monkey man? You say Gama Gama Bassuka Gama Gama Gama Gama Gama Gama Gama Gama Duru Duru Duru Duru

Sankam Sankam Sankam Duru Shut up, dude I'm human Yeah, yeah Sankam Sankam

Duru Gama Gama Gacha What was mine? Gama Gama Buzuka. Hold on hold on. Gamma Gamma Gubuzuka. Go ahead. Santorio!

Gamma Gamma Buzuka! And your ham stretches like really far, because you got a big finger. Oh, my finger or my right hand? Any. Any? Okay, right. We'll do it again here, ready? You gotta make it serious. We are. He's serious.

Santoro. Gamma, gamma buzuka. Buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, bu 22 those lines in your face are bad you do look old. It's not I don't believe you got this this is from undress. No way that's from you We went to the fucking bitch story yesterday. We went to the little Tokyo. No, yeah, we did I'm talking yesterday, dude. Suntoro! Welcome to Puzuka! This is the best. What is it?

It's Nazika. It's Nazika. That's great. Where I picked that. Nazika. No, you did. Yeah, first edition. It's the first one they printed.

Isn't that incredible? Thank you, Andres. Okay. Dude, that's so ungrateful. That's so disrespectful. I'm so disrespectful. I know Andres got this one. Okay, could I also say this on the car she goes, you know I if you go I'm a loser. I have no friends. She said did you not say I have no friends and I go

Well, your friends with Bobby Lee and Andrew Santino. That's not good enough pretty huge. I would say I would say pretty fucking huge dude Oh, and you all spoke Son Oh Where's gamma come on do you know I want to see the doll if I don't have it oh wait when I do mind you do have to do I know But I know Relax relax Happy birthday. There's no gamma gamma.

And another song. Suns. Suns. Suns. Suns. Suns. Suns. Suns.

Suns. Suns. Suns. Suns. Suns. Suns. Suns. Suns.

Suns. Suns. Suns. Suns. Suns store. Yes. I bought four of them. We loved the store. We had it, we had it. So how happy are you today? 10 out of 10. 10 out of 10. Good gift giving. Good, get, get, get. And let me say this to you.

Now let's transition back into the show. Yeah. Enough of her nonsense. Okay. So you're pissed off at Carlos and because you're best friend Andrew. Okay. Could I say this too? So funny.

I don't even, we have the airless you Yeah, what you man what that fucking Zoom meeting you maybe look a fool You made me look like a fool. Why? Don't ever do that again well for the no and now they think I'm a fucking asshole no for fans So for the fans, so for the fans, no. We are creating new merch shirts. My edition and Bob's edition, and we're gonna see

which one you guys like the most. And all we had to do was call a Zoom, a 10 minute Zoom with the merch company to pitch what we wanted our editions to be our special edition. And how did he mess that up? What's wrong? What's up?

What happened? What do you mean? What happened on the Zoom that you are mad at him? Yeah, did it. What's wrong? What's up? What happened? What do you mean? What happened on the Zoom that you are mad at him? He did it. What did he do? He set it up. And so why are you mad? I wasn't ready.

Okay, we've known about it for weeks. I got my told him. For weeks. I told him I was already. You told him you weren't ready. I told him I was already. I was already, right? Because you have to do it.

I'm not ready. Got it. And then he puts me in the Zoom. Yeah. And now they think I'm an asshole. And I know this happened. I know that after I was off, you had to apologize on my behalf. Like, I don't know. Sorry, guys. Right? No, no, no. They're so used to work with our is. I don't like the way he just said. You know what he just said. They're so used to working with... Premadana. Premadana. Premadana.

Difficult, difficult people. Is that what you're saying? That's what he said. I wasn't being difficult. You fucked me. And you put me in a difficult situation. You have another one on Monday. This coming Monday.

That's tomorrow. Yeah, because of you. I'd want PM. I can't hear you that well when you're not talking about. I'd want PM. It's in your calendar. Yeah, you're not to push it. I don't know it. I don't know anything. It's in your calendar. Yeah, you're not to push it. It was, I don't know it.

I don't know anything. It's the middle of the night, 1 PM. But he chose the time. Yeah, you're gonna push it to Tuesday. Okay. Honestly, push it to Tuesday. I don't know the, don't get seat. That's what we're holding up.

Chill, chill, chill. Oh, no. Sondoro! Come back, Buzuka! Let me just, let me just, I want to say this, okay. Okay. Okay, I want to say this, okay. Okay, I wanna say this, okay. Don't act like I'm having the attitude.

Okay, you're having the attitude. All right, I'm just being me. I'm not ready. We're really taking it away from her birthday. Happy birthday! So listen, you're 22. Two. That's amazing.

You have no friends in America, you said. Uh-huh. You're just working constantly. Who is that? Oh my god. Wow. Sorry, sorry, sorry. No, you didn't answer it.

You have to answer it. It's Matas. It's right. Speaker. Matas. No pokos podcast. Oh, no pokos podcast. No pokos podcast. No pokos podcast. No no focus podcast. No focus podcast. No focus podcast. No focus. No focus. No focus. No focus. No focus. No focus. No focus. No focus. No focus. No focus. No focus. No focus. No focus. No focus. No focus. No focus. No focus. No focus. No focus. No focus. No focus. No focus. No focus. No focus. No focus. No focus. No focus. No focus. No focus. No focus. No focus. No focus. No focus. No focus. No focus. No focus. No focus. No focus. No focus. No focus. No focus. No focus. No focus. No focus. No focus. No focus. No focus. No focus. No focus. No focus. No focus. No focus. No focus. No focus. No focus. No focus. No focus. No focus. No focus. No focus. No focus. No focus. No focus. No focus. No focus. No focus. No focus. No focus. No focus. No focus. No focus. No focus. No focus. No focus. No focus. No focus. No focus. No focus. No focus. No focus. No focus. No focus. No focus. No focus. No focus. No focus. No focus. No focus. No focus. No focus. No focus. No focus. No focus. No focus. No focus. No focus. No focus. No focus. No focus. No focus. No focus. No focus. No focus. No focus. No focus. No focus. No focus. No focus. No focus. No focus. No focus. No focus. No focus. No focus. No focus. No focus. No focus. No focus. No focus. No focus. No focus. No focus. No focus. No focus. No focus. No focus. No focus. No focus. No focus. No focus. No focus. No focus. No focus. No focus. No focus. No focus. No focus. No focus. No focus. No focus. No focus. I want to see you want to see us at all she was so oh my show upset. We have something else for oh shit It's jolly beast spaghetti jolly beast

Happy birthday to you happy birthday. That's enough. That's enough. No, no, she doesn't get the whole song. That's insane Okay, you have to make a wish McCone you're good job lighting seven of the ten candles Make close your eyes hold on on. Gotta make a note. No, let her have the other ones unleashed. That does, that's a symbolic. Would you wish for? Nothing. Good, good.

Well, you got it. And you got it. Let her eat this spaghetti. You have to manifest something, man. Yeah, you gotta manifest something, man. Manifest something, man. Why don't you manifest a little bit of friendship here in the United States? Just close your eyes right now and manifest something. Okay, try it again.

Think we'll all think together for you. Okay. Okay. What do you think? Friends, friends, friends, friends, friends. Four of them. That's it. Friends, friends, friends, friends, friends, friends. Five. That's good. Five friends. That's great. Let's hope you get a friend. So it'll be like the show? Friends, six people. Well, five now. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Five five people and you know what what? Yeah, okay Son to I got to take this out. It's it's fine. No, you have to leave it on it's for her birthday. I hate it You're the captain. You're the captain the hat just move it back out of your eyes a little like

There you go good. Yeah, good boy. Yeah. Yeah, okay, so wait. What kind of captain? When you he's the captain of his ship. How many people are on the ship? There's you, Loro, Nami, Sanji. You're using five or six people. Chopper, Brooke, Frankie, Jimbe. Oh, can you handle that kind of responsibility? That's a lot of people on your ship.

No, but... Can I kick Jimbe off? You! Jimbe is really responsible, so you're the same. No, but... Can I kick Jim Behrough? No, you. Jim Behrough. Jim Behrough. You're responsible, so you're the same. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. What? Luffy, the captain.

So the captain is in your responsible captain? Yeah, he doesn't do a captain. I thought I was the captain. Yeah. You're Luffy. I'm Luffy too. Your name is Luffy. What's a monkey mark?

That's his name. Luffy the monkey. D Luffy. I'm monkey do Luffy. My bad. Isn't that it? Monkey to Luffy the monkey. D Luffy. I'm monkey do Luffy, my bad. Isn't that it? Monkey do Luffy. Yeah.

And so what I was saying is that being a captain of an eight man ship doesn't seem that important. I don't know, dude. Double done, diagonally. Kruth. Oh. Wow. We got to turn off that guy's mic. Wow, wow, wow.

So here's the deal. You know what? I'm not doing that fucking meeting. Thanks. I'm not doing the meeting. Thanks, fancy. Yeah, go ahead. What's the deal? Are you excited to eat your spaghetti

if you're jollyby's spaghetti? Yeah, and I even have the peach mango. We each got a peach mango pie from jollyby. So thank you to the boys, a very good birthday to Rudy Jules. Now, in effort to exercise your anger, being your best friend on planet earth, what I've done is something very special. Look over to your right at Carlos. Look over to your right, Carlos.

Look over to your right. You look to the left, that's the funny thing. Like there's a meme. You know, but there's camera left right there. No, I said look to your right. Look to your right kid. I've been on sets before, so I just want to camera left. So you see that thing the McConaughey is holding in his hand?

Yeah. This is great. Because you were upset at Carlos and I wanted to make up for how angry you were at this idiot and you wanted to fire him, you didn't want him back. So I said you have to make up for the fact that you guys shocked him So that is a butt plug that is remote controlled He's gonna put that in his tush and at any time during the show you're allowed to make it go on number one I have to see it go in yeah, duh

And I have to first of all I need I need the before it in, I need it not as to see if the remote control work. You can feel it and test it. McCone, get over here. Bring it over. Bring it over, man. Good on. You know, when I do, when we do segments like this, it does remind me why I don't want anybody to watch this show.

That I risk family. Yeah, I just can't have anybody. Yeah. So there's an app for it. There's an app. And you can feel it. There you go. Let me feel it. And there's an app so there's an app and you can feel it There you go Let me feel it and there's all different sensations, but it feels good though. It's gonna feel good to him

I don't think so okay that whole thing's going in his butt. Oh Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's good put it on that's real good Put it up to the mic so they can hear it when it Yeah, that's good he can move it around oh yeah, yeah Can I just can I just do something? Yikes I want one of these you can have it when the day is done. Okay. Okay. Good. Good. How does it charge? You have you can I have this? Okay, great. I have

How funny is that when Bobby asks for a brand new charged vape will also want this charge you like Carlos My butt plug so um is it charged so let me bend over and put this in I'll turn this off first It's on salon wait Carlos. Don't you have to clean your butt? Wait clean your butt Hmm, there's gonna be pool. Yeah, it's off. What do you mean? Yeah, it's off. What do you mean? That's you want to go all the way you want him to clean the actual tube? Yeah, inside. No, there's that I don't think that's how it works. Yeah, Ben,

over when to see going. This part is for Patreon. Sorry. And the honest to this, I wasn't really that mad about it. Yeah, you weren't even that mad about the thing. So was it worth putting a butt plug in him that vibrates? I don't think so, because I think deep down I said he likes it. He's into it. Right, this was a way for him to just get us to pay for a butt plug. Yeah, he, yeah.

So that's really what that was. Yeah, what's the matter? Happy birthday, by the way. Happy birthday. Another gift we get. That was the gift? Yeah, that was the gift. You didn't like that gift?

You don't think that was gift worthy? I don't think I can eat my spaghetti. Oh, come on. Come on. I don't think I can eat my spaghetti. Oh come on Says who why the captain Why I I think you're gonna be is that I thought was gonna be in the whole show No, just keep it in Oh, I think you're gonna vibrate though. I thought it'd just keep it in

Keep it ended Feels good. I like the ideas there a home. It's home. I don't like it homeless Okay, it's where it belongs. I hate this thing. Just put on the strap on your chin. There you go Okay, this is for her birthday. I know you're right. I. This is for her birthday. I know, you're right. I'll do it for her birthday. Do you feel like this is everything you've ever wanted for your birthday? Yeah, this is the bus. Good.

So you're saying that the popular kids in college don't like you? No, I'm just saying I don't think I can relate. Like what in what way? Like what do they talk about that you can't relate to? They're just so like, you know how I'm always tired and I'm always so sleepy Uh-huh, and then them they're just like Alive and they know like the trendy things. Well, like give me a trendy thing that they a shoes or what is it? What's trendy?

I don't know like right now they went to Camp Flock now. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, Tyler the creators concert. Yeah, I know, right now they went to Camp Flockna. Oh yeah, yeah. Tyler the Creator's concert. Yeah, I know that. Camp Flockna. And you didn't go. What were you invited? No, cause I don't know what you're up to.

What? I don't know. She knew any of the artists, any of the performers. Oh. Like that. I'm not cool like that. I see. Okay.

But you're cool in your own little way. Yeah. You've got your own cool things you like one piece Yeah, one piece was in I would go Lake mango, what's it called Lake mango? Flaugna oh flougna one piece is a cartoon like mango no, no, flogna is it with Lake mango? No lake mango is something what are you No, Lake Mongo is something. What are you talking? There's no Lake Mongo.

There's a Lake Mongo, dude. I've heard of Lake Mongo. It's a movie. I've been there. It's a movie. Lake Mongo. Oh, yeah, yeah. That's really, yeah.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah. I might have to poop soon. All right. Oh, you're taking it out. No, I think you just think that way. Yeah, just take it out. Just take it out.

Well, have Mokone take it out. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, go take it out, just take it out, just take it out. Well, have McCone take it out with us. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, go take it out. Okay. This, the last couple of pockets have been weird, huh? Very. Is it us? No, well, this is very weird, but this was fun.

But you wanted payback to the guy he's shocking. I know. We thought you'd be shocking him during the show with that. Mm. But I gotta tell you, he liked it way too much. Yeah, go take it out, dude. I am, I'm just looking for someone. What's the matter? Uh-oh. I don't know. You're a COVID?

No, it's just I keep thinking of his pool. Yeah. Okay. No, I get it. I get it. I get it. Yeah. Are you guys into anal stuff? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Have you tried? No, my counselor says, no, no, no, no. You don't like that stuff. No, no, no, no, you don't like that stuff. No, no, no, you don't like that stuff. Like my priest, I go, I don't like it. And he goes, oh, come on.

Come on, I don't like it. Come on. I'm the only spirit. I don't, but I want to get into heaven. I know that was disturbing, but I do want to see you eat that spaghetti because it's delicious, jolly, be spaghetti. So enjoy the spaghetti for your birthday. For your toast.

How old is it though? The spaghetti? Yeah. They got it this morning at 7 a.m. That's so fun. Okay. So enjoy the spaghetti for your birthday for your birthday. How old is it though? The spaghetti? Yeah. They got it this morning at 7 a.m. Okay. Enjoy. Yeah. It's not that bad. As a day old. One day is the is the spaghetti in America different than the one in the Philippines? This one's like sweet spaghetti. That's like the thing in the Philippines. They put sugar in the but in America, they don't put the sugar. I don't know the recipe, but it's a sweet spaghetti. Have you tried it? No, no.

No, thank you. No, thank you. Definitely, no, thank you. But is the McDonald's different in the Philippines? I don't know. I haven't tried McDonald's there in like years. Are the McDonald's up in the trees, or they did at ground level? Up in the tree.

You gotta go get it, huh? That's why it's probably, that's why everyone stays skinny. That's too, it takes too long. Also, is Ronald McDonald's makeup just running down? Because it's so humid there. It's, it's, it's, it's it. Sweaty Ronald McDonald. Yeah, he looks like the Joker, probably.

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Positive. Let's, let's say things that we feel about jewels. I mean, that's good. OK, I'm glad you're a part of the bad friend's family. All those years ago Three years ago was it now? This is the beginning almost four almost four years four years. We're having our 200th episode Amazing. That's gonna come up in the new year and surprise for the 200 of these. We will be. Oh my god We're gonna be going to Vegas to celebrate for the holidays. We're going to do a holiday party. We're having a nice dinner.

I can't wait. So listen, here's, can I say what I want to say? Mm-hmm. I mean, never have children. Why are you laughing? Okay. I mean, never have children. And, um, and I may, and even if that,

I may never have a daughter. But I think you've given me a glimpse into maybe what it might be like. And it's been a fucking disaster. No, I know it's been great. Watching you grow, you're a hard worker, you're a nice kid, and I love you so much. Thank you. What do you think about going? I may never have children. And if. What do you think about God?

I may never have children. And if I ever do get to have one, don't go ratio then. I hope to God. She's not brown. No. No, I, I, I, you were a great young lady now. You're growing up on our show, which is crazy.

Crazy. You're an adult. And I hope the future is so bright for you. And I hope you get to stay in America much longer. Because I know when Trump gets back in, again, he is going to change around some of those rules. Yeah. He is going to probably remove, I mean,

the Philippines is probably the first to go. Don't you think? Yeah. They got to go. Mm-hmm. But I want to stay. I know, but just, just Trump's rules, baby. And you gotta get behind the tee.

We're gonna have to marry McCone. What's Marimacone? Oh, McCone. Who's mayor McCone? You said you have to say, you're gonna have to go. Mayor McCone. Well, you could marry McCone just for the green card.

Yeah, for the green card. Just stay. Yeah. Can I just hide? You'd rather hide like Helen Keller. Like, like, Ilian Gonzalez, look what happened. Him,. They ended up finding him was Helen Keller hiding. What was it? Well, girl, I was hiding was Helen Keller hiding no Helen Keller was blinded deaf. You're talking about and And Frank and Frank she was hiding by the way Helen Keller was deaf and blind often she was hiding without knowing

Helen Keller. I know she was just hiding all the time people just issues didn't know I Mixed the two up. How? There's nothing alike. There's girls. One of them is deaf and blind in the other. I know, but they're both girls. Yeah, they're both ladies.

Yeah, yeah. Okay, that's going to be you. That's alien guzzolus. Why do you have alien guzzolus up there? Well, she said she wanted to hide. That's what's going to happen if you hide from the feds. Yeah, yeah. During the Trump era, they're going to come find you in all those clothes.

Is that too much, you think? I don't know. I just think there's a little overboard. But why do they have the guns? Well, you never know what that kid's gonna do, that Eileen Gonzalez, that kid was, he came over on a raft, he could have knives all over his body.

You do, Zoro has three knives. You don't think Eileen could have multiple knives? But he's not illegal. Son Toto! Gamma Gamma, Pizzouk. Okay. Is that him now? That's him now, yeah.

What did you say he's hot? I said he's hot. Is the butt plug still in? I think he's a good looking guy. Yeah. Yeah, he's a good looking dude. Pretty good looking guy. Yeah.

But it's gross that that's where you went to. Yeah. I'm glad he's alive. Is he in Cuba? Uh, yeah, he became a lawmaker there, apparently. Oh, that's really it. That's pretty actually smart. We probably became famous when he came up back He was very famous. Yeah, he was famous here. We know him. Should we get him on this podcast?

That'd be great. I would love to have him on this podcast. Oh, no fancy doesn't like that. He doesn't like Cubans You don't like humans? You know how they're this banished. They're so racist towards every other Latin community. Yeah He goes to a teacher. He had to float on those on a raft. Yeah, do gives a teacher, how do you, to float on those? On a raft? Yeah. Do you think he's still got raft skills? I think he's, do, do it. He went from Cuba to here, right? That's so far.

That's so far being a kid. He's got skills, dude. I mean, how far is it from, look at him. Look at him. Okay, there you go. 12 days. What would you need?

On 12 days on a raft? Yeah, I would see, I would probably get, you know that, the bottle water from Airworn. I need a couple of those. You need a $30 bottle of water. I do two of them smart, right? But they're heavy. Yeah, okay. Glass, okay. Yeah, I'm willing. So you think for 12 days you could two vapes, two vapes, two six, six, six, six, six, seven. Yeah, but you have the charge them before I go. Yeah, me. Yeah, you have the charge them right sugar free red book for sure How many a dozen?

24 20 oh my god, okay, okay, great right what else would I need I would need to a day? Yeah, Uncle Polly you got to have a sandwich a bunch of them You've limited you have limited be able to limited weight though in this thing you can't if you put too much in there You know the right well. I'm not gonna bring my fucking switch. Really? Yeah, I'm not bringing my, I'm not playing Star-Due Valley out there, dude. Really? What are you gonna do?

What are you doing all day? All right, I'll bring it. Yes, you will. That's the first thing I thought you'd bring. I'll bring my switch. What else would I bring? I had to bring, do you get internet out there? Of course.

Starlink, dude, thanks to Elon. Oh, really? It's everywhere. All right, so I can bring my ad pad. Of course you can. And it's like a portable charger, so I can jerk off. Right. So I can still get on that porn hub.

Imagine that the Navy is like, we see him down there. Oh my God, we can't rescue him yet. Yeah, you're giving them one second. One second. One second, right. I don't want to get rescued. I imagine that moment where I lose the switch in the water.

Oh, ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! What would you bring? Ah, water?

What kind? It's very important. Mount Valley, baby. Bottle? My fave. I know, but it's... See, that's what you made for me about my bottle. Yeah, but yours is $30.

Mine's $30 for like two cases of them. Okay, so you bring two? Two. Two bottles of big ones. Okay, good, go. I would bring, I'm trying to think, food. I think pizza would last the longest, because pizza you can eat at warm or cold, it doesn't matter.

Sam, which is gonna be nasty when it's sitting in the sun. Remember, you're out in the sun. Right. It's baking you. That's Sam, which is gonna get nasty nasty. Now, if you use Elven bread. Now I've used Elven bread. Elven bread. Elven bread. Elven bread.

Elven. Who's Elven? Do you remember when Frodo and Sam wide as Gamgee? They survived on Elven bread. That's not part of this world, buddy. For five months, dude. You know what? Elven bread, too, when you eat it, dude, that's the bread, right?

It keeps you full for like days. Do you turn into what what he is? A good looking white dude. Yeah. Is that's the bread, right? It keeps you full for like days. Do you turn into what he is? A good looking white dude, yeah. Is that a good looking white dude? Orlando Bloom. Yeah. Orlando Bloom not like that. I don't think that's a hot or version of Orlando Bloom.

But you're just looking at the fucking ears. Anyway, you're fucking an asshole. So just go bash you what you're gonna do. Water? Water, what? Pizza. Okay, that's it. Probably, I mean, to be honest,

I probably would bring a flashlight. Bring a flashlight. Did you go off? Yeah. But no porn. No, just use the brain. Oh, your brain got it. Well, you're out at sea.

You're probably disillusioned. You're probably gonna see what is it called, like, mirage and stuff like that. Oh. So you may see like, masturbate to a mountain or something. Well, yeah, like're bringing that. Well, you're out at sea, you're probably disillusioned. You're probably gonna see, what is it called? Like, mirage and stuff like that? Oh. So you may see like, masturbate to a mountain or something. Well, yeah, like the clouds make big huge boobs. And it's like,

Caesar's palace and you just, yeah, cause you know how something you're in Vegas. Uh-huh. I go, oh, we go walk to Caesar's palace and then three days later, you're still not there. Yeah, you know, you never get there. Yeah, it's how far as Caesar's, are you all right?

Four miles. Those fucking casinos are so fucking far, dude. They don't want you to leave, baby. Yeah, yeah. But you think it's, I Go ahead. So you said flashlight water water. What else? Um, and then a pillow. I want a pillow. I know what kind? Hmm my pillow. Yeah, the my pillow. Yeah, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my , my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Just screaming out all sorts of conspiracy theories. All sorts of conspiracy theories, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. What's your favorite so far of Mike Lindell's?

Of his conspiracy theories? The Hugo Sashovas, this is not one of them, like I was in Tina and all these other countries that have something to do with. I like Michelle Obama's a man, that's my favorite. Do you not know this? I know that. Michael Obama, you don't know about this?

No. This is so good. What do you mean? There's a lot of these guys that believe in this, that Michelle Obama's just a dude. It's so fucking fucking out there. It's so fucking funny to me. It's so funny, but it's so funny.

It's so funny. Yeah, yeah. They believe in it deeply. They'll show me a picture of her pregnant. And they have pictures of her, they have pictures of her like walking and they have like an outline that they say is a penis. It's so funny, dude.

It's mean. It's mean spirit. I know. I know, but it's a conspiracy theory. Yeah. Like, let me ask you something, Melania Trump or Michelle Obama. Melania Trump. Racist.

That's not why you piece of shit. No, I just like cold Eastern Europeans. Yeah, you're right. They're cold. Like after you hook up with her, she's like, No cuddle. No cuddle. She barely wants to touch you. That's great.

That's amazing. Yeah. When she's done, she's like, Michelle wants to have conversation. Come here, baby. Come here, baby. Michelle's an intellect. You'd want to converse with you.

Don't you want that? No. What? What? Yeah, how to hear? Also, Michelle Obama seems like the person, like if you were fucking playing your PlayStation, two days in, she goes, give me that,

and throws it off the fucking balcony. Yeah, she out. Melania's doesn't give a fuck. She's not even there, she's not there. She's not there. As soon as you guys are done having sex, she's just like, I go now. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And you're like, no, no, no, you don't have to. She's like, I want to. Yeah. You make a mistake. Oh my God, she's pretty hot. How hot is that if she said that to you? Right, right after you have sex. Yeah. You make a mistake. Oh my god. She's pretty hot. How hot is that if she said that to you? Right right right after you have sex Yeah, you make a mistake. Oh my I would go to the fuck again I just reloaded

But what about okay Melania or Ivanka? Vanka Why for sure why I don't know I know what it is me to me to I don't know. She testifies well Me too, me too. I don't know. She testifies well. Yeah. She's in the pocket. She's cool.

She does. All right. Lauren Bobert, the girl who, I don't know. Yeah. Colorado or AOC. In what way though? To date. Oh, to date?

Yeah. This is your girlfriend now. AOC to date. Really? Yeah. One night stand. No chance. Boat. She's so much more fun. I'd want to date her.

She's a lunatic. It's embarrassing. It's awesome. I love Hamilton. You're going to get kicked out with her. First of all, you have all people. You're not staying through a whole play. You know, great.

That is she causes a scene. You get kicked out. It's great. But it's embarrassing. It's like, no, I'm going to get it. Hey, don't vape now. She's vape. Don't vape now.

You're vaping, too. Not in the show of Hamilton. Yes you would if you could get away with it, you would. You'd vaping blow it in your shirt. Yeah. I'd been with you in places where they tell us not to vape. I got kicked out of Ellen John, do you guys know that? For vaping? No.

I was drunk. Would you just yell gay or something? In the middle of a song. He's like, this is your song. I'm gonna say what I did. Yay! I spent $850 on the front row in Vegas. And they kicked you out. And I was so drunk and he just stood behind this fucking piano at five songs. And I just go, this is so boring. I go dance.

You yelled dance at Elton John. Yeah, because he was standing sitting behind the piano. He's old. Yeah, you want to see an old guy, jeep. Yeah, because he was standing sitting behind the panel. He's old. Yeah, you want to see an old guy, yeah, for dance. Because the back in the 70s, when we were like, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that,

that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, right? And like, he didn't do any of that, man. He was just like, comot house. So go dance. Then they pulled me out of the fucking place. And then the, um, you know, the talent, he slapped me.

You got physically assaulted by Elton John's student. Talent coordinator. Talent talent guy. He slapped me. How dare you? Well, he's right. How dare you?

Well, move your legs. Elton John's paralyzed. You don't know that that's what the crocodile rock is about. You know, his legs. Yeah, yeah. Drag behind him. But I love him. Elton John.

And then years later, I got invited to his birthday party and never went because of that. Like he would, he wouldn't have remembered. Imagine you walk into a birthday party and Elton John is like telling stories like, well, that night we, and sees you. All right. And he goes, dance, dance.

Would you dance for him? Yeah, I would dance better than he did. Well, he didn't dance at all, I would dance better than he did. Well, he didn't dance at all so I actually I think better than him. Exactly. All right. Anyway, so let's go back to the float.

All right, so I want water, pizza, a flashlight. Yeah. And honestly, I need music, but I don't know, but I know what I would do. Make your own. Okay, so I'd bring in- You could lay me. No, I'd like, I don't know how to do ukulele. Okay. I'd bring a hang drum

But aren't you gonna attract like Yeah, they love music. Yeah, I'm a shark. Yeah, is that music? Yeah, that's what I'm at. Oh, I better go see what's going on. Yeah, do you think that's what sharks do? I don't know they're just gonna hear it and they're gonna be curious. All right, we knew our sharks and we're just gonna remember like, hey Marcus. Yeah, Ted. Do you hear that up there? Not really. Oh, is that a ukulele?

Uh huh, let's go check it out. Let's get it taken out. Oh my God, it's a red-headed guy playing ukulele. And what's that on his penis? What's that contraption? I think they call that the fleshed alive. You know how we fucked dolphins? Imagine if you got eaten by a shark while you were jerking off.

Oh, that'd be terrible. Like the moment of your... Oh, you don't stop. You're like, oh, what are you gonna do? Did it like, no? No, yeah. Look at fans. It's sharks like blood or come more.

Probably blood. Probably both. I think I'd bring as minimal stuff as I could. I would just bring a little bit of food water and then something from music to keep myself occupied. Light. What would you bring? One of those butts.

One of those little butts you could have sex with? Yeah. Cause I've never done that before so it's just thing. I can't believe none of us could last 12 days without doing without sexual stuff. Yeah. Well you have another bot but Kill two birds with one stone Make the flotation device a gigantic That's a good idea right that ain't you just you know create something kill two birds with one stone is what I'm saying all right

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Have you taken up any sort of like, now that not because of the baby, are you doing anything that you weren't doing before? You smoking, you secretly sneaking off and having a cigarette? No, I'm just not sleeping. That's it. That's it.

Are you eating bad? Yes. Did you gain some weight? Yes. What's your little bad boy snack that you have because the baby's keeping you up? I will eat anything. You'll eat everything that's around.

Meanwhile, your wife is still skinny and gorgeous and beautiful. Right. You didn't have the baby. You know that, right? I this is on American theme, but like the baby weight goes both ways. Oh, you think because you're an American now, you're allowed to get out of shape, but your wife maintains a good shape. She's in great shape. Right. She, yeah, she exercises and eats healthy. Right.

So you think because you're now an American citizen, you're allowed to be fat. Right, it's your right to be a fat slob while she works her ass off. Yes, wow. I thought that was I work so hard for. Right, that's why you took that test. Right, how old is your baby?

Nine months. Is it recognition now or no? Yes. She look at you, oh, there's a pork. Yes, she does that. How often do you have to update her? Do you have to do like an update? I mean, do you, is she connected to the Wi-Fi? Every day, yeah. Yeah. But she knows who you are. Yes. Oh, that's cool. Did she go that? That? I'm, I'm talking to her in Spanish only. So no, that what do you say? What is

in Spanish on me. So no dad, what do you say? What is it? Papi. Oh my God, that's so gross. That's worse than dad. Hi, papi. Papi. Papi culo.

So papi is so gross. What does she call your wife? Mama. Mama. Mama, papa. Mama, papa. When you go home today, the baby's gonna look at you and go, papi.

Yes. Oh, that's so cute. No, it's not. It's not. Papi is what, that's what, like, I mean, if she were to say look at you and go, papi. Yes. Oh, that's so cute. No, it's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not.

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Dad but pop B is pop B and alike it you're only teaching her you're only talking to her in Spanish only yeah and your wife is not though No, she's big into her English. So hopefully she's gonna get bilingual Wow, what a superstar she might turn out to be yeah, isn't that incredible? Yeah, it's a good one And he had your families met your baby yet. Yeah. Oh, that's good. When you went to Spain, you bought the baby. Mm-hmm. Oh, that's cool. Coach? Coach. Yeah. Where'd you put the baby in the overhead? Yeah. In the suitcase. Sir, you'll have to put your baby in the overhead. Do you buy three seats for the baby too or no? Oh, they sit in the lap. The baby gets a sit in the lap. But you and your wife are sitting together.

She has a little bassinet that goes on the plane. Okay. Would you and your wife like to sit together or do you like to sit separate? Together. You sit together. Yeah. I'd buy three seats, one at the end and the baby in the middle.

The baby goes on your lap though. Yeah, but sometimes you want to, you know what I mean? Put it down. Yeah, that's expensive. Just to buy a seat. You buy three first class seats? No, if I was going to sit couch, I would do, is that more expensive or?

I mean, it's expensive to just buy a seat. Okay, my band. I mean, I don't know. I should make it more comfortable for you, that's all. Thank you. Well, do you want to buy his next trip to Spain? No, no, I've never met the baby. If I meet the baby, you will never introduce me to the baby.

How about this? If you meet the baby, will you pay for his next trip to Spain? Yeah, I met George's baby. He cried. Well, right, I's baby. You're the cried. Well, right. I'm scared. You are a little shocking. What? What do you mean? You're scared for him to meet the baby? Yeah. Well, who would you, who would you trust more to babies that your baby and were me? Well, this is hard. Andrew. Oh my god. Didn't even stop.

You can, I may I explore this? Please. Oh my God, didn't even stall. You can a May I explore this? Please. It's obvious. Yeah, pretty much. What is it? What's the obvious part? No, I'm good, I'm good. Honestly, no, listen, I've had a negative attitude today.

And I got a little slump, but dude, I'm open to hear anything right now, and I really am not gonna be argumentative. I wanna learn. So may I ask you, please. I'll give you an example. Give me an example. Okay, you wanted to have the dogs for one night, one night only.

Yeah. Yeah. And what? And then what happened? The dogs were taken care of, no? No. What happened? There was diarrhea all over the house.

Dogs poo! No, no, no, no. Diary, yeah. Dogs don't just diarrhea all over the house. My dog pooped outside. Okay. And you texted me 8am to say, get them already. Like you wanted them gone.

A dog's under baby. Yeah, that's right. It's easier than a baby. May I ask you another question, please? Okay. I'm open. I'm talking about a baby. Yeah, that's right. Yeah, it's easier than a baby. May I ask you another question, please? Okay. I'm open. Okay. I feel great.

Thank you very much, guys. The other question I want to ask you is, I have three cats. Do they seem fine? Self-sufficient. You don't have to do anything with cats. Do they seem fine? Well, they got skinny.

And they seem more afraid, so. Okay. They seem more afraid. Are you gonna make me mad right now? I'm just like I'm fine. I feel great. I feel like I'm happy birthday. Happy birthday. You why?

Well, my you why brief experience with you and babies. They just get rolled up and you never see it with a baby. Yeah, yes. I'm not saying his, if he wasn't with his wife alone, yeah, for 24 hours. He met my baby. My baby was so happy. Yeah, you met his baby.

How? We had a little get together. Right. A baby thing. A baby thing. I was invited to the baby thing. It's just because you're not good with babies. Like it with babies. I was going to be so mad. So many other things.

You're just triggering me man. Every fucking corner. It's just really different. You wouldn't come to the baby thing. Even if you're invited, you wouldn't come to the baby thing. Right. Okay. Would you have gone? Sorry. Let me ask you something. Well, then we're doing it again tomorrow. Do you want? Okay. Yeah. I'll be there. Let me. I'm sorry. Andrew. Let me ask you something, let me ask you something. Well then we're Andrew. Okay, we're doing it again tomorrow Do you want? Yeah, I'll be there let me I'm sorry Andrew. Let me ask you something. Let me ask you something Andrew Why you invited me to your party? It was a nice not show up party is different than a baby I show up to everything people invite me to there's no babies at my party His his baby thing is not a party like a baby batch. It's just to hang out. It's just to meet the baby or a shower flip

Whether the shower shower. Okay, ready. I'm calling you right now. All right. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, playing Starfield? Just said. All right, man. I'll talk to you later. Bye. See, that's what I mean. You wouldn't go to the baby thing. That's true. Yeah, you're not going to go to you. Right. You're right. No, you're right. Right. So, so it's based on evidence. That's fine. Everyone spoke their mind. Can I make you feel a little bit better? Because I love you so much as my best friend on earth. Who would you trust the least with the baby in the room? I mean, any of these. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. I mean, you're way above. Oh, so I do. Of course. Of course. Why? These don't qualify. This is. Wait a minute. Time out. Time out. You asked why? Yeah. We made that guy put a butt plug in his butt and you run it. Yeah. That's why I've had multiple abortions though. So like I was there. I couldn't. I could be a dad

right now. No. That's your logic. That's your logic. For why you'd be good with babies because you got rid of them. You killed them. Yeah, but that's not responsible. You're a baby. What? You got rid of them. Who knows how good you'd be with them. You got rid of them. It's responsible to get rid of them if you're not ready though. For you. So that's why I keep them away from you. Yeah, you might he just want you to kill his baby.

But if it was a competition, you would want to pick me because I always want to win. Yes, that's true. Okay, so if there was a baby competition, I think the baby would be stoked with me. Would you be better than the merged competition or worse? Before I choose, I need to know. That's good.

I'd be better with the baby. Okay, that's good. Okay, thank you. That's gonna be your merch, by the way, is just a picture of Andreas' baby. Yeah, I'd be better with the baby. Okay. Let me say something.

I bet you'd be, you're good. I don't care. Whatever. Whatever. I'm irresponsible. No, you're not. You're good with. I'm the worst. You're good with kids. Thank you. We know you're good. Whatever. I'm irresponsible. No, you're not. You're good with kids. I'm the worst.

You're good with kids. Thank you. We know you're good with kids. I love him. This dude right here. Yeah. And I'm not a man. And I understand why, how do you know this guy?

This guy's all over the internet. He's my favorite guy. He's blowing up right now. Because of, he gets, because man use not playing great. So he gets devastated. He's the best. We got tagged in this a thousand times, people said it was you in another universe.

Yeah, yeah. He's so funny this guy. Go ahead. What? S- Ah! Ah! Ah!

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He's running. I mean, if you see it on the map where he is, everywhere, he is a hero. Say his name. G soon park. Look that up. G soon park. I want to see this guy. This dude was a beast dude. Park G soon. Yeah. So this guy just the just the king of the pitch, the king dude, king of of the pitch and he's the Koreans probably went because at that time there would not any Korean players. Now you have Sun and you have the guy from Wolves but back then they were like and this guy was a started I explained some to me. I'm being genuine and not being a ignorant if you're a cheese like a chimpanze. I'm being genuine and not being a magnet. If you say she feels like a chimpanzee, I'm going to go out of my mind. Son Toru.

Come on. Yeah. Yeah. Wait a minute. Why is it when it's this and sports? I'm being honest. I'm dumb. Yeah. Go ahead. Part G song. But on the back of his jersey would say park. Why would it say his first name? Because it's in reverse.

They see the last name first in Korea. But on that thing, his name is what's his name? His name is you soon park. That's why I said name first in Korea. But on that thing, his name is... What's his name? His name is... Yusun Park. That's why I said Yusun Park. In America, it would be Yusun Park. In Korea, it's Park-Ci-Jisung. Why do they do that? Because the last name is first. Why would the last name be first? It's last. It's as last.

It's the first name there. Your last name is your first name? Yeah. How does this make sense? I'm Lee Young Bobby. I'm Lee Young Bobby in Korea, dude. Your Santino Andrew. I'm Santino James. Yeah, you're Santino. Why why I don't understand this I never But I don't get it. What is it me? No? Why does the rest of the world not do that question it just do it?

Let's question it. What it makes no fucking sense. Yeah. Yeah. Did they do that in the Philippines? No, no Yeah, yeah. Why is it like that? Like for example the name Kim Minsoo, Kim is the family name. The family name of surname is inherited. The use of personal names is guided by a strict system of honorifics. So it seems like it's rude.

It's rude to refer to a stranger, a person, higher social status by their personal name. Perceived gender and names less consistent than in Western names. That doesn't make any fucking sense. Yeah, yeah, I'm an aristocrat. You're not at all. I am.

You're just a kid from Poway. Yeah, hi. Hi. Poway, hi. Poway, hi. Yeah. I just don't understand this. I think they're just like hiding the personal name last.

Like every one of them. What's personal about a first name that the least personal, I think the last name is more personal. I think to them, it's not. Because the last name is where your family root. Like if I'm in Korea with you and I go, Hey Andrew, if you're a Korean, you'd be like, no, call me Santino, I don't know you.

Well they call me Santino here, but that's out of term and procurement, but I wouldn't say that in a formal sense. I'm a, my name, I'm a Jersey, wouldn't say Andrew. I would say Santino. Yeah, and in America, I mean in England, do you assume park, this is park on the back? I know, but you're saying, but when you're referring

to it, why are you so angry about it? Because I don't like the way you guys do things. I'm an American, I don't know. You call the embassy and fix it. Okay. Thank you. I'll call them. What's this? This is when something goes awry. This is so, you know, the Vikings and the,

the Vikings and the, the Packers are not a fan of the Chicago Bears. I know. And these two guys, they found Common Ground and disliking a Bears fan that they saw in the parking lot. Okay. This is a Packer and a... We have some Common Ground.

We have some Common Ground. We gotta start talking to you. What the fuck? Are you sure? Oh, hi. How you doing? How you doing? Nice to meet you.

Go Bears. Go Bears. Go Bears. Yes, yes, sir. Go bears. Go bears. Yes, yes, sir. Come on. Come on. Yeah, I'm gonna get it.

Yeah, man. Yeah, they backed right off. Why? They thought they were gonna go talk shit to that guy. They walked on me at Downsend room. They were both like, okay, never mind. We can't say anything this guy. Oh, no, you're not a real fucking packer and like a fan.

Yeah, you should lit him up. What would you have said if you saw a Tottenham fan? Imagine if he Tottenham fan and my back is turned and you tap on my shoulder and you've wearing a Ars, hey fucking what's up? Hey You asshole why That's nothing to do with the teams. Because if you say, um, ding dong, I go, you know, that's right. You're a ding dong. In that seat. Well, why do they commit?

They got scared. What would you say? What are you going to fucking say to that guy? Hey, fuck the bears. Yeah. The kid with the outfit is going to be like, why are you so mean? Oh, yeah, but they should have even known that he had it in the bears. Yeah, the kid without it is gonna be like, why are you so mean? Oh, yeah, but they should have been known that he had it in the first How do they know it's just bad?

I'm not fucking bears. I fucking use the only one wearing it. No, no, there were other people. They were other fans Oh, they were okay. No, but I mean, how would they know? You're right. How would they know? Yeah? You're assuming that every bears fan has has Down syndrome And I got to tell you're not too far off. Yeah, as a Bears fan. Yeah, you're probably right. What's a ding dong? Who's great? It's what they do.

Don't but do you not understand what you, it's what you're not seeing who's doing there? He shook the hand of the Vikings fan, right? Let me, let me guess. Let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me What happened here racism yeah, he's racist. He just called the black. I think that's right And that in a street term in the Down syndrome community ding dong is the end word derived Because that was a hard dog. Yeah, it was hard. I hard gee. That was a hard thing dong. Yeah, hard. Oh Well, so what do we gotta we gotta cancel this guy? Yeah, let's get it

Wow, that's fucking crazy wouldn't shake his hand no or can I just say this? Oh, let's get that. Wow, that's fucking crazy. Wouldn't shake his hand. No, or can I just say this? Let me see. No, no, let me explore this. Right? And say, maybe he was rapping. Think that he wanted him to kick off a, yeah. Yeah. How about somehow more, somehow more racist. Yeah, he was kind of doing it. It's more racist. He starts rapping to the black guy. Right. No, because he wants to be cool. So he doesn't know what to say. Okay. He's like, oh, it's my first time meeting black guys. Like, what's happening, dong? I get it. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I get that. Dude, I've just, that just by the way, that just build it was. Yeah. Build all of me. So funny. He doesn't know who that is. Dude, that that is That this is the rapper designer

That's not billbowman that's designer No much BTS might drop you about the drop of real soon. Should I see both key? I know what time it is. We out here. We making the moves, man. Across the world. I know how we rock it.

Hello, and China is Neha. Neha, you're good. Neha, that's right. You're good. What's up? Neha. So the Asian girl was dancing, thinking he was rapping when he was just simply talking.

That showed again, that's hilarious. She was just, she just showed again that's hilarious she was just she just this whole thing is embarrassing oh damn that is insane dude she starts and she thinks he's rapping he's just Okay, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, Are you taking her side? Yeah, all right, you're right. That is crazy. Oh my god, it's like two cultures that shouldn't like mix nowhere near each other. Yeah, yeah. And yet they have so much in common. What?

Well, they both love kung fu movies. Well, that's good. Yeah, yeah. Love kung fu anime. That's good. Black people love anime. Yeah, yeah. Break dancing.

Yeah. Okay, dancing. Yeah. Can I, can I share what I've been mourning this week? Oh my god, is everything okay? It's about Harry Styles' hair. He died? No. What happened? He's bald now.

What do you mean he's bald? He shaved his head. Let me see. Harry Styles shaved his head. Another Carlos. This is tragic. Traject for you. That's what's wrong with that? Yeah. That looks cool. This is tragic. Traject for you. That's, what's wrong with that? Yeah.

That looks cool. That's cool. You don't like that at all. No. You'll grow back. No. But if he can't grow back, look at him like my comb. No, because he's balding here already.

Yeah, he's balding a little bit, so you're saying this is it for him, huh? Yeah. And everyone's like mourning about it, because he had like such luscious. Could he so hot though, though? I don't know. The butterfly tattoos don't do it for me. What?

That would distract me the whole time. I would lick it. I'd want to know what they are. Like what is that? A monarch? I'd want to know what kind it is. He's hot though. Look at him.

Not for me. That's not my style. He's so hot. I'm sorry about Harry Styles. I think his hair will grow back and he'll be just fine, okay? Yeah. I've also discovered something. Go ahead. So you know how you and I think that I'm a bit slow. Mm-hmm. And like a little bit our word. Yeah. So I so I discovered you know I thought my mom just was just smoking weed.

I thought my mom just was just smoking weed. The whole like her pregnancy. Teenage year to like 20 something. Yeah. And then it's called Chabu. And then when I asked my mom, oh, what did you use again? And she said, oh, I use math. Yeah.

So we all knew that. No, we all didn't. You're my, I just covered, I'm a. Yeah. So we all knew that. No, we all didn't. You're my... I just covered, I'm a math baby. You are? Yeah, you were a math baby because... Because what... What Coloss Dad did...

That is huge. Yeah, it's great. What Coloss Dad would did was... She had a rumored locker... She had her head and the locker in a house tied her to a fucking radiator for a month and she's got up math. I always thought it was weak. What's what? That's how you do it in old days?

Just tighter to a radiator and said no more math better Could you go to the bathroom? Yeah, you have to ask me the radiators about the bathroom. Oh, okay. That's fine Yeah, I'm not radiator, but they believed locked or not room. So your mom smoked math the whole time you were Yeah. You have to ask him. And wait a year's about the bathroom. Oh, okay. That's fine. That's not a radiator, but they lead locked or not room. So your mom smoked meth the whole time you were, yeah? I don't know. I asked her like, how long did you stop before you had me? And she said, oh, like two years, three years.

That doesn't make any sense. I think that's a cover up. Yeah. And help is available. Call 1-800-662-4357. If you have meth problems, please, 1-800-662-4357 call today. Do not smoke meth when you're pregnant. That's crazy, it's called what?

Shabu. Shabu is what they call meth in the Philippines. Sounds well fun. They, how do you use meth? Because from what? Two ways, you snored it or you smoke it? Well, I've only smoked it but people do snored it from what I saw like in my village They use like a plastic. Yeah, that's because they can't afford the the real pipes

Yeah, good pipes don't make their way down there by ages one and two toddler show delayed motor development pre-school and school age children had settled with significant attention impairments and were more likely to have cognitive behavioral issues in school, including liking anime, like one piece. Wow, right in the article. That's what it says right there, meth babies like one piece. But a lot of the methods from North Korea, no. Most meth doesn't come from North Korea. No, the meth that the Philippines get. Well, yeah, yeah, yeah.

They make meth in North Korea and then there's's ports and Philippines and land ends up there that's crystal methad is is is North Korea's trendiest lunar new year gift to the rest of Asia yeah where do you think our meth come from the stuff that we get makersfield yeah midland midland california the desert that's terrible man i'm sorry that you're a meth Yeah, so what's your new name on this show? Mess baby. There's a little mess baby over there Well, I'm sorry mess baby But we're happy that you're here with us. How about that? And now you're a mess grown up and 22 Thank you to Andrew. Thank you to Bob. You're welcome. Thank you everyone for giving me the best gifts

Thank you and thank you for being a bad friend. There you go. Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo!

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