Bad Friends - Salty Santa Comes Down Our Chimney ft. Stavros Halkias

Episode Date: December 25, 2023

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Even today. I think so. Even like post Trump. You think you still made a snow. Yeah, dude. Still. Yeah, you can't just change his who he is. Yeah, that's right. You can't just change who you are. More exactly. You're what you are. I'm in Iraq now. I'm not. I'm human. Right. Like, for someone that's homophobic or racist, they can never change.

They're gonna be that way forever. I'm not too. Yeah. Yeah. Bad friends. Welcome. I'm Mark Mastry. Is beautiful, sexy Santa, stavros.

Hello, everyone. Stavis the best, dude. I just want to also say before I get, I want to get up and start off, forget I won't forget. Yeah, right. Happy holidays to you. Happy Han Hanukkah Hanukkah and all the Christmas happy Shaqqon Shaqqon Shaqqon Shaqqon comp Um, yeah, I saw I saw some I saw a movie last night Napoleon no, just check it out. Okay

Who's you the money? So oh my god it blew my mind. That's good. It was awesome. I've seen it too. Did it blow your mind? It was so good. I cried, I got scared.

It's that good. Oh my God, I was riveting. Who's you tomorrow? Mine is one. Did you get scared because you reminded you of your childhood when you got to a destroyer your village? Yeah.

I did. But he was a baby Godzilla. Oh shit. So you walked in he warmed up anyway To my dad Yeah, he fucked your dad When he was a baby And then my dad and his penis a blue light shot out Whoa, because out of his Godzilla's mouth

It was all electrified come whoa Whoa. I know, dude. That's crazy. And then that's home here. How old was your favorite part of Godzilla? Oh, wait, you think you got here? You think Godzilla inseminated your dad's ass if you were born out of his ass? Yeah, I did.

That's how it works. But you just said you witnessed this. I know, I turned around when it came out. Oh, wow. Yeah, I was gonna let, I turned around around and go, wow, I'm here. It happened that fast. Yeah, wow. I think therefore I am day card.

Anyway, could I say something? That's what I thought. You're deep today. I'm good. Awesome. Let me say something about it. I know we don't do movie reviews on the show. I didn't know that.

Yeah, it's not a movie review show. We talk about movies all the time. I know, but it's just how we're doing it too. Okay. Okay, I want to say something. All right, you've seen so many Godzilla movies, no? I haven't seen that many. We talk about movies all the time. I know, but it's just time we're doing it too. Okay. Okay. And I want to say something. All right. You've seen so many Godzilla movies, no?

I haven't seen that many. Oh, how many Godzilla movies have you seen? I've seen two. I've seen a really old one and the newest one with, uh, fucking, Bryan Cranston. Bryan Cranston. That's all I've seen is the original and this one. That's crazy.

The Bryan Cranston one. Yeah, the first one I saw and then the one that's new to us. No, there's two other ones on top of that. But the first one that came back from, you know, the Brian Kranson one. Right. That was a very good one. It was good. There was that one scene where everybody's got pair of shoots and they yeah, that's the first one, right? In Hawaii. Yeah. Rahul Hawaii. Yes. Anyway, may I finish my review, please? Please. God damn it. Please. Okay.

So I've seen all of them. Box office homo. Yeah. Yeah. I admit it. And I'm not. I'm not. I believe the box office homo.

Yeah. Why are you just talking? It's a new place. I'm not saying box office mojo. So just box office homo. Number one, right? This is the first Godzilla movie I've ever seen where the story's riveting.

Like you could take Godzilla out of it and it would be like a cool old school mirror max movie. Why didn't they then? When you say old school mirror max, you mean when Y-scene was running loose? Hell yeah. When the hard dog was adding. It feels like a rapist had it.

And it stands all over the tank. It feels like. It feels like. It doesn't rap vibes, do it? But, um, so it was the first movie where, like, I was like, really moved by the story where I literally cried. No. Yeah.

Really? Yeah, I was standing next to Jean. Why did you cry? What made you cry? The ending, it was so touching. No spoilers. No spoilers. No spoilers. I looked at Jean and Jean had tears in his eyes.

Wow. And I was crying too. And number two is the first Godzilla movie, listen to my last thing I'm gonna say. What can I make a joke real quick? Go ahead. When you guys cry. What shape comes out?

What? Not a tear drop. No, no, shape comes out? What? Not a tear drop. No, no, it comes out. It's like a line. It's still a line. Yeah, like lines come down. You know, like tetras pieces. Yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, cried in joy because so many Japanese people died. Well, that's far to the extent. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Revenge. Okay, so Godzilla's Korean. And you're hazing on, what's your own? That's what I'm saying. Yeah, yeah, so he is Korean. Yeah, so this is the first Godzilla movie where I saw where I was literally scared of it. Oh, okay, because I will say that. The original one, what year would you say it was, 24, 13?

The Brian Cranston. The newest of the series. Yeah, 2014. Wait, wait, this is a series? It's not a fresh reboot. I guess I mean, I don't know how to describe it. Here's what happened. Alright.

Please. Hollywood is coming out with the Godzilla from the cransden. Right? They're gonna do a sequel of that. It's already made. That's a couple. Right. It's already made.

That's so... But Japan went, oh, we... Could we do one pool? Right, right. Hollywood was like, wow, go get it. You know, you created it, so go ahead. And, uh, okay, uh, we all are gonna use a 15 million dollar to do really.

It's a hundred million dollar movie looking, 15 million dollar movie. Get the fuck out of here, really? 15 million? 15 million, and I'm telling you, dude, when Godzilla's chasing things and when he appears, you get scared, you're like sick. We run, you know, like you have that feeling of like,

he's a fear. Because that other one did not, the Godzilla was awful, dude. Well, the movie was good, but the Godzilla itself was whack. Well, he was only in a Jurassic Park, kind of like, this is a T-Rex, and it just didn't look cool. Well, I don't like the idea that Godzilla has

relations with the humans. He was barely in the movie. That Godzilla was like, well, because they needed to keep it like that. You know, they try to do that, like, the jaws thing was like, what if I only show it when we need to? And then when they showed it, you were so unimpressed, you were like, maybe you shouldn't have showed it.

It would have been ratified, almost never saw it. But in the new one is Godzilla played by a human? Yeah, like in the Hollywood version of Godzilla, Godzilla is like, he'll identify something, like a little girl. Yeah. You know, like, you know, go, hello, or whatever, right? But this Godzilla is like this beast, and it doesn't have, you know, I mean, empathy,

or it's just like a crazy, it's just a being, it's a being. Huh? Like a dinosaur. Yeah, he's also not eating people, he's just using his mouth to rip them apart. Whoa. God, it's so good.

We gotta take his microphone. I know, I know. What'd you say? I didn't even. Whoa. It's so good. We gotta take his microphone. I know, I know. What'd you say? I didn't even know it. It's like a dinosaur. It's like a dinosaur. It's like a dinosaur. So how are you Italian?

Yeah. It's like a dinosaur. Yeah. I love it. Anyway, I would give this movie a A. You heard it here from Box Office Homo. A. Whoa, dude, you gave it an A?

It was a flat A. When you watch a movie like El Mardiacci, you know how that was made for $10,000? Yeah. Yeah, and you watch the execution and you go, wow, you can make a movie for 10 grand. You can't, but you can. You cannot.

I mean, they did. Yeah. Yeah, but you can't. Robert Rodriguez. This is like an anomaly. You can't do that You can't even find a rental equipment for fucking 10,000 what Robert Rodriguez is this one shot Just hit one tape. Let's move on. I know everything but you know and by the way

You know what that really means is that everyone got screwed. Oh, yeah, no one got paid. That's the one Resistable like and no editors no one got paid like I got one piece of this year for Fucking I'm already up. You see what he gave us he just does plan fly over the Smart yeah, but yeah, it was great and I really highly encourage you saw it What do you get ready rate it? I think it was one of the best ones I've seen It's the best part to move ever seen. Oh, okay. I'll say that right now. I love it. Yeah. Yeah. Well, let's welcome back by the way Stavros well, no we've got a lot of Stavros. I like your name to the pod. Yeah, we talk about my nips to Greek God. But hey, our little is our sexy sober reindeer right there? Is this our sexy sober reindeer?

You think, guys. Hey, man, how are you? Yeah, I'm doing all right. Do you want to talk about anything? Let's talk about it. If you want to... Well, can we let people know what happened for us? Well, that's why I just asked you to give it to Star Wars first. Give him the thing and then he'll say, tell Star Wars. No, I want him to tell the story. Please about the airport. Well, that's the story.

Wouldn't it be? Well, there's the weekend before we're, yeah, too. Right, but let's just get, let's cut the fat. What happened to the airport? Yeah, thank you. So we were going, let me just do a pre and then he gonna go far. So you were, so here's, we're going to take Well, check out Fat Rascal on Netflix by the way folks. Before we get too far.

We just, we wanna get that before, we fucking covered Godzilla for some reason. Yeah, you're asking me how I'm doing. All right, sorry. Bobby just kind of launched into a non-planned solo movie review. That's pretty much this and this and that. I fucking guided some of the airport. We're gonna talk about that for 15 minutes before we do that

Check out fat rascal on that And then by calendar by calendar The calendar is hot. I have it right here Please support the fat rascal the Greek god himself. That's right. Anyway, I apologize No, don't because you know what we we usually do cover that before the show starts But you decided to uh to change up the format, and I think that's smart. Usually we don't try to plug people shit

in the middle of the show because it ruins it. But... Well, you did that on Tiger Milly too. I like it. No, you should do that. But Peeley, please go watch one of our closest, and I mean this if I want to be genuine. One of my favorite comedians to watch genuinely

one of our closest friends. Go watch, genuinely one of our closest friends, go watch Fat Rascal on Netflix right now and share it and send it all over. And now back to the sad sober reindeer. Would have- So let me just do a pre- Yeah. A apologue.

Yeah, pre-log. Pre-log, I mean, pre-log. What's apologue at there? That's it then, pre-log then. Probably. All right. So anyone, you could write his apologue right now, if you'd like.

Yeah, yeah. Stop. So we're could write his epilogue right now if you'd like Stop so we're going to on the road. We're going to Wisconsin and Minnesota. That's right. Yeah, right. I'm at the airport Right. I'm at my gate bright and early right and early ready to go right and then I get emergency texts You know the something about paramedics and something about Carlos is dead, you know, throwing up blood and all this and I'm like, I Just get on the plane. I don't care I'm like, texting like what the fuck is going on and apparently he didn't make it and then you posted Sardos of you in a wheelchair, which is fucking gross, but lunatic lunatic videotape myself. He's videotape himself in theatic. Luterte. I was videotaping myself. He's videotaping himself in the ER.

That's crazy. He's that guy. Remember that girl that got COVID, that died of COVID? And she was like, one of the first people, she would document the whole thing. She's like, not doing too well. She got it. This guy in a wheelchair being rolled around,

and he's got the phone up, and he's like winking at the phone in the ER. They were not happy about that either. They were like, not me. They did not want to be in your ship. Art so explain what happened. I was leaving a TSA pre-check. Well, you were, this happened at the airport.

Yeah. What the fuck? Exactly a week ago actually. Yeah. So I'm leaving TSA. I'm starting to like get all bloody and like, I started to get light headed and stuff and I try and find a wall to like lean against.

Damn, dude. And I fall into the wall and as I'm falling, I throw up everywhere. What the fuck? Lean against a wall. And like I call you just started your husband died and Vietnam. You were like a loser.

Say it again. What really happened? I never even got to lean against the wall. I fell like, lose. Say it again. What really happened? I never even got to lean against the wall. I fell this to it. I fell. Say that movie contagion, like a sand that, like something. What the fuck? Puked all over the place.

Yeah, like someone slipped on my puke. Oh, all right. Imagine running late to a fucking flight. Yeah, I'd see some asshole throws up here. What? What are you fucking? You don't have to go. He's at the club, right up. He's in the he's at the United lounge or what? The lounge where a lot of the rich people are. Yeah,

Delta Lone. Delta Lone. They took me there. They got me like banana stuff like that. But that's a way to get into the Delta Lounge. By the way, fake being sick. Make yourself throw up. They'll go get you still taking this. They wouldn't medically clearly clear me to fly though. Wow. Now, did you do anything bad that morning? Were you a bad boy that morning? Maybe nights before. Nights before. Would you do?

Just some drinkies. Nothing else? No, and the cops actually showed up and asked me about that. If you were on something. Yeah, they're like no diet pills and I was like, no diet pills. Well, that's a comment about your weight. Yeah, well, that's a nice thing. They could tell. It's right. Yeah, but like, he weighs like no diet pills and I was like no diet pills. Well, that's a comment about your weight Yeah, well, that's a nice day. They could tell it yeah, but like he was like 30 pounds So they asked me if I was like on anything else and I was like no I'm afraid of fentanyl and like right

I don't do coke anymore Yeah, something I did say this week to someone Saying too much. Yeah, it was it was bad. They said I almost had a stroke and they took my. What the fuck? It was like through the roof. Do you think drugs and alcohol is connected to it? Be honest. Yes. Okay. And so how are we? What are we doing now? Do we think? So now for a while, I'm going to take a break. No. This Wednesday. He's ready for Vegas. This Wednesday. You're back in Wednesday. We're in Vegas, right?

You're coming back on Wednesday. I have my meeting at noon. Yeah, you're going. You're gonna go to the meeting. I think it's time. What kind of meeting is this? Sober. Oh, wow.

A meeting. You're going to. Wait, so you were just so hung over, you threw up at an airport? Stop roast. This guy spent the, what would be the entirety of this year on tour? Raging. Real. And I mean, Raging. What's this job the entirety of this year on tour, raging.

Real, and I mean, raging. What's this job? What do you do on tour? That's a very good question. We don't even know. Yeah, yeah, yeah, explain it to us. You're the one who was party? Yeah, yeah.

He's the fucking guy, he's bringing everyone in. He sober. We're fucking a couple of microphones, then do fucking, and this is our dude fucking, a yeager shot. That's fucking awesome. Yeah, we need him around more. because Stavros is balancing out the cat. We pay this guy to come on the road. I don't know. He, he's a producer on the show. Yeah. No producers. He's a vital, he's a

vital entity. But Bobby said to me, this is it. It's over. It's done. I didn't say that. You said that first. What? Yeah, you're like, this is it. I said, I said, I said, this has got to be the end. Yeah. And then I said, yeah, and you said, I'll take him to rehab. I mean, I'll take, this is it. I said, I can give you the text. I said, this has gotta be the end. Yeah. And then I said, yeah. And you said, I'll take him to rehab. I mean, I'll take him to the meetings. I get, I said, well, I mean, it's only if you want.

I mean, I can't force you to go. No, no, I'm forcing you to go. You can't, what do you want to go? I was gonna, this is like crazy to say, but I was literally gonna like text you this week about this stuff, but I then at the last second I didn't. You gotta go.

No, it was just, it was effort. Yeah, that's what happens. Yeah, that's what I was going to add to embarrass himself. Yeah, I actually was just about to fix this. Sorry, I missed where I got so fucked up. I missed work, where I, which I don't even do that much at any way. Yeah, once I'm drained, things happen. Yeah, like it's hard for me to stop.

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So we make these two guys share a room right, right, right. You have to and everybody else gets their own room except for these two guys. And I will say this the beauty is the stories that come about from the end. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Also, by the way, the boys know we're going to Vegas for our 200th episode. Wow. And they're also sharing a room there. Of course.

Yeah, they don't have any of their. Let's play the video full screen, please. It's said he was going to bed. Pause it. Hold on, hold on, pause it. Set the clip up. Go ahead. Yeah.

Wow, that's crazy. He's going down in his bed. Yeah. The screaming and muttering. And then I was like, all right, I'm going to go down. There some still some people from the venue in the line. Yeah, that's baby Godzilla I don't know. Yeah, baby Godzilla right that's the guy He looks like an old Japanese guy right? I know look at him. Yeah, yeah, Carlos footsteps quickly running down the hallway After me, so he's chasing you naked here. Let's take a look

Go back to the room See this is I would have liked to. It's God. It's right there. See, this is, this is, this is, go back. He's sober to do this, because he's covering his dick. Yeah. But he's drunk. He's going, this is performative. That's a very good one.

Whoa, you're a fucking detective, dude. Yeah, dude. Break this one down. And then, break this one down. You're fucking again. You're fucking, you have to go to bed. Go to bed. You're fucking again. You're far. You have to go to bed. Go to bed.

Don't do it. Go to bed. He did. He hit it three times. It didn't go off. You're too bad. That's all. You're going to literally get a fucking arrested.

Will you drunk kill him a con? Oh, yes. Shitface. Both of these idiots. Make it. I didn't do looking for a new producer, Stavros. Yeah. Yeah. I'm of these idiots. I didn't look in for under producer. Stabbers. Yeah, yeah. I'm good. Yeah, I'm good.

Do you ever fantasize about fear and loading in Las Vegas? Like when I watch that movie, I go, I get that kind of mayhem and lunacy. It's a fantasy. Might do you have that? Yeah, but yeah, I'm sorry. I just so you're just getting fucked up at all these tour stops running around naked. Yeah. But yeah, go ahead. I'm sorry. I just, so you're just getting fucked up at all these tour stops running around naked. Yeah. Are you, are there other ways you're embarrassing yourself?

Are you trying to get pussy at this? Are you, are you failing at that? You do a lot of things. Yeah, and it, I don't realize that they're crazy. Yeah. Is the reality. I want to, it's a surprise to me that it's crazy. Come on, man.

You're, you're hairline. That's, those are revelations for man with the full of airlines. You're ha- you been doing this? What was so bad? Well, I met him. What was the first thing? I met him in AA. They were sober together. What the fuck?

Yeah. 20 years ago, I was at a meeting. I saw it. We became friends. So I met him. 20 years ago, you had quit drinking 20 years ago. And now, you're like, I don't even know what it's like to be strong.

Yeah. The fuck are you talking about, dude? That's fucking ridiculous. Oh, me out. But I want to be serious a little quick for a second, okay? What you have to do is you have to look ahead in your life and go, if this lifestyle continues, inevitably it's going to end up here, right?

And hopefully you can nip it before it gets there because what I'm seeing is a guy who's gonna get there. I know, and when you get there, you might lose a lot. I know. And you could help you lose your health, you can lose a lot of things. This is literally the only job you're qualified for. I did that.

You are so fucked if these guys get tired of you. I know. I know. I know. I know where it is. I know where it is. Dude, you know it's crazy. He hit me and was like, I'm so sad I can't be there. I'm sorry. And I was very supportive.

I've called you every day and I was like, Hey man, I just want you to get healthy. And he's like, no, I just as I should be there. And then at some point I'm like, is this because you're not going to get paid because you're not coming? Is that what this is? Yeah, I'll really. Yeah, yeah some point I'm like, is this because you're not gonna get paid because you're not coming up? Is that what this is? Yeah, oh really?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, that is. No, you don't get paid. No, he wants to get paid for the days he was off. No, you don't get paid. You go to the hospital, you don't get paid, man. Yeah. I was asking for money.

I was just sad I wasn't there with my bro. Hey. Yeah. And the show's one fine without you. Yeah. I'm interested. I think that, huh? Yeah. It was easier without him.

Yeah, yeah. No problems and no one fucking died a read on the poor bus. Wow. Wow. So when is that see you Wednesday? I'm happy that you're leveling out. I will say that. I told you you said you feel better.

I'm glad you feel better. We need to get you to a good place. But before anything bad happens. What about Vegas? You're not going to Vegas No, you should be in time out. Yeah, you're in time out. He's not going. No, okay. Who's going all of us but him? Okay, yeah But that's not that's how life's got to be we don't have a choice man Am I wrong? What the fuck are we gonna do you guys have been too leaning? I don't even know this motherfucker and I know you've been too much to deny.

Yeah, see? This is fucking crazy. We need to have us around for every episode. Yeah, yeah. Because he knows that the balance, we're fucking up, you and I, we're laying too much slide. Yeah, yeah.

Of course you are, you find it. I think so drunk he misses her. And you guys are like, Hey, man, this is getting kinda weird. You're on notice, pal. Tell stuff was at 4 in the morning. I'm, oh my god, this is getting kind of weird. You're on notice pal. Tell stuff was at 4 in the morning. I'm like, oh my god, this guy. Never mind.

I think it back. We should have, we should take this to like a judge Joe Brown, one of those TV judge shows to see if he's. Miss Pat. Miss Patjo. Yeah, we should do this on miss Patjo. Miss Patjo. Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do around. That's awesome. But we love you. I'm happy that you're getting healthy. Yes. Thank you. Are you been working out? I mean, I'm eating well.

Okay, that's not the same thing. I'm eating sweet green. You okay? Was it? Are you plugging sweet green right now? No, no, it's just healthy. Yeah, you're eating salads. Yeah. Okay. I'm sorry. How did you? What is the history? Just quickly. How did you guys meet? Well, he did stand up. He used to do stand up. Okay. Okay. So, I met him in A and then I would see him at did stand up. He used to do stand up. Okay, okay. So, I met him in A and then I would see him at the comedy store. He hung out with the same group.

Got you, got you, got you. And then, um, wait for a while. Did he quit like a coward? Yep. But they became a writer. I would say his quitting was very successful. Yeah. But then he worked with Apertile.

Did some Apertile stuff. And then he stood around, you know, and then he got into the cop podcast and now he's here But he's got you know, that's how he has his that's cute. Okay. The history is yeah He was a part of the comedy community and we knew that's not that much to be honest with you That's really like saved your life. No This is a quaint from 10 years ago Yeah, he just gets to fucking he gets away with all this bullshit Let's go back to the holidays. Okay, Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas.

Merry Christmas. But we love Christmas. I do want to say that I love you, and I want you to be good and feel good. Thank you. Whatever that means, we need to get there. Okay. I have a question for everybody. May I?

Please, a change. Did you celebrate Christmas growing up, Star Wars? I did, of course. And was it, the Greeks do that? The Greeks do it, yes. I mean, do they have different kind of like festivities that they do or no? No, pretty much.

I mean, we don't really give that much of a fuck about Christmas new years as people's, that's when they give presents in Greece, but we give presents on new years. In Greece, but where he were, you know. But your mom didn't do that? They tried and we were like, come on, what the fuck is this?

Give us the fucking presents. Give us the fucking presents. See, I kind of agree with the Greeks on this one. I think all that bullshit from Christmas could go just at the end of the year and it should be one big celebration. Yeah, because here was my thing about Christmas as a kid, like if anybody had a birthday

and your family around it, that was always fucking weird and annoying. No, that doesn't get solved. If your birthday's on fucking December 31st. Yeah, but no, it's a then you would do all three things at once. New Year's your birthday in Christmas. Sounds bad. You don't like it. No, you gotta space it. It then you would do all three things at once. New Year's year birthday and Christmas.

Sounds bad. You don't like it. No, you gotta space it. It's only because I don't believe in New Year's. When people are like, we're going out for New Year's it's a thing. Yeah. After you did it one time as a young...

You need three, you need three, you need three, you need three because... We're in. Because at New Year's, if you get all the way, you wouldn't just get socks. Some people do just get socks. I know, but I'm just saying, if I get socks for my birthday, I can tell my parents I go, for Christmas, this ain't happening.

Well, this is privilege. Some people only can get socks, buddy. We get to end, so yeah, to summarize. Yes, we did it. We did it. Some break Christmas. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Everybody does.

You know the actor, Richard Kind, you know Richard. Oh, I love him. Of course. He's the man. I saw him at a Christmas party last night, and he comes up to me, and I give him a big hug. Oh, love him. He's the man. I saw him at a Christmas party last night and he comes up to me and I give him a big hug. I love seeing him and I said, happy Hanukkah. It's the second day or whatever.

And he was like, oh, please, no, it's trash. And I was like, why? What's wrong with Hanukkah? He goes, oh, you want to compare? Do you want to compare? A man dies. And everybody celebrates that moment for the rest of the time. As the beginning of time moment for the rest of the time, as the beginning of time for the rest of the time,

you celebrate this man. A man comes in your house, you get gifts and people and party. We were just counting the days left of oil. Yeah, yeah. That's our holiday. And that was like, Stretch. Yeah, he was like, that's fun.

No, thank you. Merry Christmas. I was like, all right. I believe Greeks were the villains in the Hanukkah story Really? I think it was Greek versus like some kind of the Maca-bees or some shit the Maca-bees I think I could use that type of war. It sounds like a sitcom on the W on swear to go Maca-bees The Maca-bees. I think that she was in trouble again. I think that's a style of ancient. The Macabee. Really? I believe so.

So Hanukkah stories, but I looked this up, you're a little, a little, only job. Yeah. I looked this up, Macabee, the name Macabee was a title of honor given to Judas the son of Matthias and the hero of the Jewish Wars of Independence, 168, 164. Whoa. It's so funny when time went down.

How fucking dope is that? It's going down. They don't even know it. Later that name, Maccabees were extended to include his whole family, specifically Matthias' father, Judas' father, Judas' father, okay.

I think that's a type of Jew. The Maccabees. A style of Jew. Wow. A vibe of Jew. But I do think they beat the Greeks, which I don't like. Did the Maccabees beat the Greeks?

That's something we definitely need to know. They got a button. No, they said they had a bunch of, the history is with the rebellions of the Jews, according to that. The Maccabees destroyed Greek altars in. No, they said they had a bunch of, the history is with the rebellions of the Jews according to that. The Maccabees destroyed Greek altars in the villages, forcibly circumcised boys, burned villages, and drove Hellenized Jews off their land.

So dude, honestly, fuck the Maccabees. No, no, no. I agree with random, I agree with random circumcised. I'm certain. No, no, no. You gotta grab with someone that you see

if they have a little fucking snout. You gotta clip. Snout, these fuckbats. As an adult, get circumstances that hurt. Of course. If you b-b, no. When the numbing goes away, would it hurt? Yes, it would, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, so answer your own. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So Venus, what the fuck? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

No, it's still gonna hurt that they clip your cock. That's why they do it when you're a kid, because you... It doesn't hurt then? Well, that's how the trauma starts. They say that's where all the trauma begins. Oh, I see, I see. Right, it's fucked up to do that to babies.

It's crazy to cut a baby dick. It's going, dude. Leave that baby's dick alone. Leave the baby's dick alone. That's what I'm saying. Fuck the macabees. Go watch Fat Rascal right now on Netflix. to cut a baby dick. You're throwing, dude. Leave that baby's dick alone. Leave the baby's dick alone. That's what I'm saying. Fuck the macabees. Go watch Fat Rascal right now on Netflix.

Leave that baby dick alone, why? Just... Random circumcision in the streets is insane. Like grab people's kids and circumcise them. Yeah, that's insane. Yeah, it's crazy. And by the way, you lost. They were so good.

They circumcised all the boys and still won. That's crazy good. Yeah, they were taking the... In the middle of the war, you're just taking a good they circumcised all the boys and still one that's crazy good They were taking the in the middle of a war You're just taking a little break to cut a little boys You're showing off But be gentle and delicate and they got arrows and the Sandra Bullock shows up and puts it on our face This is still good That's lunacy.

I didn't know what the macapies, baby. You're teeting, no, we just learned. Well, they fucked you guys up. They did, well, you know, they did, unfortunately. Give us a piece of Greek Christmas tradition or holiday. A song, maybe a sing as a Greek song. What's a Greek tradition? For during the holiday season.

Is there some Greek shit that we need to know? Oh, I don't know. And I want to apologize, my mom, you know, I wanted to bring you cookies. Yeah, I'm pissed off. You didn't. My mom, my mom had her hip replaced. And she was, oh, really, dude, cookies. Did she get a new hip? Yeah. Then give me some new fucking cookies. It's still there still. No, dude. The hip is still a little tender. I talked about the treats that you brought from your mother on this show for weeks Yeah, I'm sorry. I liked it so much. It's gonna have to wait wait wait. I never saw cookies that day. Yes, you did yeah

You did dude you you you you ate we ate them on the show. Oh, they were so good. Yeah But yeah, I don't know that we haven't you like you guys don't do anything but anything specific really not really There's nothing like there's nothing super what are the careers do you guys do your parents into shit really? We got one tree we got one tree when I was like six that tree stood in our living room for four years It wasn't a plastic. It was one of those real trees So it died so it died so my mom would hand hang squid on it one of those real trees. So it died. So my mom would hang squid on it.

Squid. To dry. To dry. And socks. To dry. And then one day I got to do, we never do again. We finally got it out.

And we knocked it again. The origin story of Squid Game was born. You want to know, sock, you got to get high as the squid. Yeah. You owe us money Netflix. And then my parents would give us cash. I told you that. Yeah, that's the weirdest thing. He's parents wouldn't give him gifts. They would just hand him money. That's crazy. Yeah, you owe us money Netflix and then my parents would give just give us cash I told you that yeah, the money that's the weirdest thing. He's parents wouldn't give him gifts

They would just hand him money. That's crazy. Yeah, I see that would go get weed. Yeah It's the best by the way speaking of quick transition I just saw you have to look this up that girl that one squid game, you know the woman You know they did like a real squid game. Yes. Yes. Yes. They haven't paid her a dime. What there's a whole article about it This woman says they didn't give her all of them, any of the money that she, look at that, Squid Game, the challenge winner says she hasn't received $4.56 million,

10 months after she won. What the fuck? A calendar year or most, she hasn't received a dime. But that's crazy. By the way, 4.6 million and they didn't give her shit. She's not getting shit. Why? I think they're gonna fight this somehow

and say something. You could read in the article deeper about it, but she says she's fighting for them to give her money on time. I'm sure they've worked out some sort of deal in the contract where it's like, we pay you over a certain amount at the time. Right. There's no way they hand you a check for four fucking million bucks. You go win on Wheel of Fortune or something like that.

It's not like that either. They have to take out taxes and fees and all this bullshit. They let you choose, you want to get sucked off by Vanna Way, do you want the money? I'd rather a pat. All right, I don't know. Did he I think he died. No, he died really Google Pat say Jack and if you pass the way And hell right now. I mean after after all the good God work. He did on that show 77 years. I know he's alive I'm so sorry man. Oh, you know what I'm doing. I'm it's it's it's it's no no it's what

Not for long no no no, it's what's I know we kill people on the show. Do you know that dude? We do it We've done it like 10 times. What the fuck I'm thinking of what's his name Jeopardy that's me by that's my bad passage That's that's for you. That's a guy we just been talking about oh fuck a Barker. Yeah, that's Keith also dead. I'm not even dead as hell. No dude, Jeopardy is fucking. For back, for back, for back. Alex, for back. All right, P. Dude, if passage act dies now, I'm gonna be so fucked

and fucked up. I did that, didn't I? Yeah. Let's talk about something we want to die. Yeah, excellent. Oh good, good, good, good, good. Let's who do we want to die? Bobby's dead.

Oh, already. Jack gone. Yeah. He said you're dead, but he gone. How about Jeffrey Dahmer's dead? No. Well, he died last week. Did he?

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he showed up by his son side with every trial. It is. It did all that. Dude, if my son, would you ever talk to him again? What? If your son ate a bunch of black people, would you like visit them and stuff? Well, I wanna know what they tasted like. I mean, for your recipe book. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But my point is, is that, no, I would be so ashamed.

That's insane. I would cut off all communication. I would change my name. And I would never, I pretend like I never knew them. If I would pretend like that person never, because then everyone always points at you. Remember how crazy the Columbine lady was,

the mother who was like, she was Dylan's mom, who which one? Sue? Yeah, Sue Clebold. She was like, I don't remember her at all now. Oh dude, it was such a crazy story. She was so adamant about like being the face

and the representation of like her son's legacy. And she tried diligently to be like, this is not us, it's not on us. It gotta be on you. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Dude, it's the parent, it's always gotta be here. It's actually video games in Maryland, man. Yeah, whatever that is, right?

Yeah. Okay. You remember that when they were like, Maryland mansion is forcing kids. And then he did, and then he did some fucked up shit. Yeah. Being a years later.

Trying to go Weinstein style guy. He did. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Turned out. Which later. I got a Weinstein style guy. He did. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Turned out. Which is like one of the most, oh yeah, of course. Yeah, of course. Oh, what were we thinking? A dungeon that he women.

Right. He looks exactly like he was. That's who he is. Yeah, like. I mean, there were signs like, you know, Jeffrey, you know, he had animal bones. He went back to, you know, I mean, what's so funny? Big JD fan over here.

It's so crazy, had animal bones, you know what I mean, and bringing carcasses back. What would you say to that, your son? I'm your son. And I'm a bag. Oh, and you have a bunch of animal bones? Well, I don't know, just I'm coming out of the forest. I'm coming out of the forest.

What's in the bag, little Bobby? Oh, my stepdad, hi, John. Hi, John. Hi, John, hi, dad. Yeah, I'm just picking you up for the weekend. Yeah, yeah, no. What's up? What's in the bag, little Bobby? Oh, my stepdad, hi, John. Hi, John, hi dad. Yeah, I'm just picking me up for the weekend. Yeah, yeah, no. What's up? What's in the bag, bud?

Oh, just toys. John and I want to know what's in the bag. Show us what's in the bag. No, toys, my toys, Legos. Show me right now. Hey, don't talk to him like that. Ask him, yeah, I think you, John. Ask him nicely.

Let me tell you something, John. I let you fuck my wife. You're not gonna fuck this. That's how it started. That's how it's... This is why I'm fucked. It started as a cook situation. Then I did get down so good she came over to me.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Maybe if you fucking talked to him, nice he wouldn't be fucking gay. But now it's gay. And yeah, I'm gay. You're gay? Yeah. Yeah, I'm gay. I'm gay. I'm talking to my dick and lickin' his lips.

I lick his lips. I got his gang dick. Why? He didn't lick my lips. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I lickin' lickin' lickin' lickin' lickin' lickin' lickin' lickin' lickin' lickin' lickin' lickin' lickin' lickin' lickin' lickin' lickin' lickin' lickin' lickin' lickin' lickin' lickin' lickin' lickin' lickin' lickin' lickin' lickin' lickin' lickin' lickin' lickin' lickin' lickin' lickin' lickin' lickin' lickin' lickin' lickin' lickin' lickin' lickin' lickin' lickin' lickin' lickin' lickin' lickin' lickin' lickin' lickin' lickin' lickin' lickin' lickin' lickin' lickin' lickin' lickin' lickin' lickin' lickin' lickin' lickin' lickin' lickin' lickin' lickin' lickin' lickin' lickin' lickin' lickin' lickin' lickin' lickin' lickin' lickin' lickin' lickin' lickin' lickin' lickin' lickin' lickin' lickin' lickin' lickin' lickin' lickin' lickin' lickin' lickin' lickin' lickin' lickin' lickin' lickin' lickin' lickin' lickin' lickin' lickin' lickin' lickin' lickin' lickin' lickin' lickin' lickin' lickin' lickin' lickin' lickin' lickin' lickin' lickin' lickin' lickin' lickin' lickin' lickin' lickin' lickin two dad fight that's how we kept getting away murdering people. The dad's refiding. Yeah. Yeah, go back outside, little Bob. What do you say? I would take, you know what I would take you on.

I would take you on a journey somewhere and I would leave you somewhere. I would take you to the woods and you know. But no, you're right, Bob. The second he starts fucking killing like animals. Yeah. That's the key. Let's figure this out.

Yeah, you go to therapy. They say the animal thing is the original thing that gets people like, because they want to do something to humans They don't have the balls. Yeah, so they do it to an animal thing and if I can get away with this Yeah, yeah, like that document it don't fuck with cats when that Ah, so I know Luke a lot of what Luca I don't remember that's his name when he was those the videos They showed in the document where he's torturing. No, it's I could I can't watch it. It's fucking what fucking wild then Yeah, it's loopy that he recorded it.

It's weird when all these people record their crimes. That's gotta be the weirdest part of all of it. They just put, turn on a video camera. That's the guy, right? Yeah, look him up. What's his name? Malaka or Luca? Luca Megliata.

Magna, Magna. Magna, Luca, yeah. He's dead, right? No, he's in prison. Really? Yeah, yeah. They even killed that guy better. Like I saw Derek Chauvin got stabbed again

I know on black Friday. Yeah, that's such a good day to do I mean if you're gonna do it. Yeah, absolutely. What does he get her? What happens? What happens is on him on cyber monday Somebody beat some definitely keyboard I mean how does that have I phone shoved up there? Chavins asked on Cyber Monday. He's at lunch and he gets out of, how does that happen? Well, I haven't been to prison, but I imagine they coordinate the fuck out of it. Give you some bedtime stories. Chai Ray.

What are you giving back? They usually stab them when they're in, when they're in junior, gen popular. Gen popular. Yeah, if they're somewhere where those others like eating lunch or out at the yard, that's usually when they get, but also I watch. That's stabbing opportunities. Well, I've watched these prison shows enough. They do a lot of like when they're just in a common area, right, depending on their level of being in trouble.

I watch one of these Mac security prison ones. They all, it's in an octagon, and they sit in the middle round tables and they're allowed to chill until they tell them, you know, back in the cell to hit the buzzer and then they go back in. So there's just a community chill time. I'm not gonna let you play in the chat.

And that's stabbed opportunity. Cause their cells are open. So they can go get shit, go bring them in. And also that's where I see them force people into the cell to like check them down. Like you watch paper work. Yeah, you check their paper, right? Check the paper work.

Make sure they're a child molester. So when they found out about Chauvin, you know every opportunity they couldn't wait to. Why is he even would if I was him I would just be in my cell the whole time I had it I'd have I'd post made my meals I would have called I would have called Hillary Clinton to take me out. Yeah. Oh Well, she took out Epstein I mean Oh

I would have called her and been like, he'll dog, you got to snap me one bro. He's going, can the cameras turn off? Yeah. I mean, but if you got to think of your Derek Chauvin, whatever the fuck his name is, you got it. You got it immediately just become a white supremacist and Jake. 100%

was like, those guys are gonna support you. Like a hero to them. You got to shave the head, get the swastika, the medium. That's the good. I would get it before I went in. 100% right on my face, the swastika right on my face. Yeah, it's just be like all right. Well, you gotta do it I get I lost I guess I got a stop pretending I wasn't Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll put this was to go on my head and I'm going to fucking jail a magic Derek

Shobin going shopping before he goes away Is it going to be looking for SSU Let me get some cool vintage nachos. If I went to prison, there was no Asian gang. Which gang do you think I should join? There is an Asian gang. But what that there was, Latino. I show up. I got my first day in New York.

Mexican. You think Mexican? Because some of our fans mistake you for Mexican. Oh, then that's a bunch of people be like, Bobby, you're not Mexican at all. They're some Mexican. White because I look like Cheech Morin. You two come. Yeah, yeah.

That's weird. So Mexican I go. You can't go with the white. Where would you go? Where would I go? Not white because you're not a white supremacist. There's no way. In prison I am.

What the fuck are you talking about? There's, you're telling me, the whites only have white supremacy group. Yeah, what the fuck? There's another group like a Christian group? Like a Christian gang, no. You think there's like a fucking Kumbaya click in prison? Yeah.

No, it's not gonna be a click. That's like not the violent. No, you're either with the black gang, with the fucking white supremacist, or you're with the Mexican group. So he's white supremacist too. No. What is he?

No, he's black. Oh, he's black. As they say in the culture, he's invited toacists too. No. What is he? No, he's black. Oh, he's black. As they say in the culture, he's invited to the cookout. I'm invited to the cookout. Ah. And I am on the outside, but on the inside, you gotta go with white supremacy. And I go to the Mexican.

Because of how pale I am, they're gonna get me. Yeah. I would get fucking the tattoos on my eyeballs. Yeah. Oh, wow. What would they say? What would it say in your eyeballs? No, it's all one color.

What? Yes. What are you talking about? They get tattoos on their eyeballs and turn it to a specific color. What? Really? Yeah, I eyeball tattoos. Oh Shit, they look like demons, bro. You know how you know how much that hurts? Yeah, well, I can it's on your fucking eyeball Yeah, I imagine it taken out a contact irritates people Dude, that's loopy. They still loopy. They're fucking eyeballs. Eyeballs.

So the whites of their eyes, they changed a different color. Yeah. And I would make a yellow, and I would look like I have John Dess. Is that a baby? They didn't do it to a baby. Yeah. It's a fat Filipino. What?

Look at that. That's a baby. Look at that. That sucks. It's so crazy. Lunacy. But the ones in the MS 13, some of them go blind because they do it wrong, that they think it's infected.

Oh, gang members accidentally threw a few of you. They're giving themselves prison eye-ball tickets. That goes wrong sometimes. Hey, don't. Hey, did you sanitize? I don't want an infection player. Yeah. Erie and brother infection player. Yeah, damn. Yeah.

Arian brotherhood, yeah, the Arian brotherhood, the Nazi low riders. Oh, I could be a part of the Nazi low riders. Wait, give me someone, give me someone. So the Nazi low riders. Even Nazis do cultural appropriation. Yeah. Just be like low riding.

I can't believe it. They're not. Nazi low riders. The public enemy number one is a white street gang. Dirty white boys. Oh, there's a lot for me to choose from. Yeah, dirty white boys I don't know if I'm a DW. Yeah, I think you are what else European kindred too much too much narrative there Aryan circle which is kind of tight if you've seen some of their stuff. Oh

DMI the dead man incorporated that sounds cool because it says predominantly white so there's maybe a little yeah That's the one I want inclusive and inclusive., and Voldemort. That's yours. I think if I had to, now look, I would like to say that I could not have to join a white supremacist gang. You would. But it would be nice to be able to do one that mixes it up a little bit. I would like the Simon City Royals. That would be me.

Predominantly white street prison gang established in Chicago. So that's mine. I'm a Simon City royal. You're part of the dead man incorporated. Let's not claim that. I don't want these guys kind of in the Dead Man Incorporated. Let's not claim that. I don't want these guys kind of in the comments. We're just saying, if we want, if we want,

oh my gosh, I just realized what we've done. Yeah, we can't be like, yeah, we're actually in a gang. No, no, we're not. We're not doing anything for it. No, okay. So and Bobby, where's the Asian gang? Could I just say something even listed? When you guys go and join the White Supremacy group,

you can change it from the inside. Yeah. Right? Somebody says the N word, you go, African American please. You think there's a board? You think there's a board in the head meetings? Yeah, and you can just slowly through time change.

Well here, you could be the Asian boys. Fuck yeah. Also known as the ABCs, the AB 26, or ABC. ABC Crips, that's fine. Yeah, that's here in Southern California. Wow. Wow founded in the 1980s to protect Cambodia refugees. Cambodians, they're the most violent gangs in the world. Yeah, they're crazy. Cambodia is crazy. I mean, they got their shit fucked up. Yeah, Henry Kissinger in hell right now. You sucking on Hitler's dick as we did. We wish that one. Did we fuck off his kitchen? Kissinger on the We did that, huh? I mean that car that piece of shit. That's like just proof that they're just

like, I agree. Go ahead and say, I agree. Or anything good. It's like, he's a war criminal that lived to 100 and everybody just was like, everyone's like, yeah, he just gets, it was fat as shit, it looked like shit. He pulled pot.

Pull pot. They let him live in a village. Yeah, he had him a bunch of wives, had kids, he just died out his days. Yeah, yeah. He died chilling. There's no karma. Every slave owner died an awesome life. Yeah. They just got they died like in a fucking in a in a in a in a rock. Reefable the breathable fabric in a rocking chair having a mint julep. Oh yeah. There's no karma. Well, I say goodbye to my land. Yeah.

This could be you. the tiny rascal game. That's it. I feel good. We're simply just the rascals, the rascals. The rascals. The romantically ethnically Cambodian gang based in Long Beach, California. Yeah, dude. Cambodian.

Fuck yeah, that's where I'm going to join the group. I should, I should, we should close this by saying, we respect all of these gangs. Yeah. Everyone in it and we want, we want no trouble. No trouble. Okay. We love, we are just talking on a show here. That's right. Fuck 12, the cops. Fuck just talking on a show here. That's right. Fuck 12 the cops

Hey, fuck 12 fuck 12 for sure. That's cool. Stab shoving again. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Stab them again, baby. Let's make that motherfucker look like a pincushion. Did you guys with there's no car? MLK days coming up. You did black Friday now. Let's do MLK. Let's go, baby. He's that Stab them from MLK day. I Can you believe in karma? I don't think it's real. I think, I think, portionally karma has its things. I think it doles itself out in different ways.

Like in what way? No, I, if you're pole-pot, you kill three and have no people. So just, you die your later end ends with, in, with pussy. Yep. Yeah. And then why?

Where's the karma? It stubs his toe real hard one time. I see. I see. I see. No, I don't, I don't think there's like a, there is no such thing as like an eye for an eye. It's like that doesn't.

What does caramene know? What does caramene know? Well, there's a carmatic, is people believe in universal justice as if the universe is gonna give you back what you did to it? Good or bad? Potentially maybe in another life.

Maybe. Here, the summer person's actions in this in previous states of existence viewed as deciding their fate and future existence. Now, this is the part that I'm, I'll get hippy-dippy on because I do believe we've done a thousand lives. I think you've lived a thousand lives.

I do think maybe your manifestation in this life is perhaps in a malgommation of what you did before. Doesn't mean if you were bad now, you're bad then, you're good now. I just think all of these things collect together to make this thing and then it'll happen again and again and again. Yeah, like if it's real,

Pol Pot is a guy getting fucked in the ass in prison right now. Yeah, you know what I mean? Like that's like, maybe it's almost like, it's like your Delta status. It's like the year before, how many Fletcher took? It's like, I'm platinum.

Yeah. I was a really good guy. I'm a platinum guy. And then they change their policy and they're like, it's our your gold again. Yeah, what if that's the,. I'm a platinum guy and then they changed their policy and they're like sorry your gold again Yeah, what if that's the what if karma works where it's like the reward is you get to be evil one time Oh, what if you what have you spent had a really awesome life? You did nothing but like charity and then it's like all right now you get to be fucking pullpock

That's the so his evil is is actually a reward for being good. He worked in the soup kitchen for three lives in a row. Wow. He's like a monk for three lives. We're sweeping shit in the streets of London, you know, and you had to pick it up with his hands. Yep, yep, yep, yep. I heard about this.

This is a thing I heard about this that New York elevated, you know, like elevated brown stones was because of all the fucking horse shit everywhere. Yeah. And they didn't want to build houses at ground level for weather reasons, right? And also for all the fucking shit in the streets, they had to get their shit off their body and shoes because they walked through tons of shit. Whoa. The horse is shit all over the place. That makes sense. Yeah. And you go to New York now and there's no more horses shooting all over the place But it still smells like it's time. Now there's human shit. Yeah, human. Yeah, unbelievable. Yeah, I heard San Francisco's bad

You know listen, I haven't been there. I feel like people have been saying this for so long now They're like, oh, it's really bad. We went up there. We were up in the bay. Who I had a good time I was up there doing shows you went up. We were up there. We were in the bay together. No, we never did we oh We didn't oh we skipped it. I went up there by myself. I had a fight. It's fine. I don't it doesn't feel like people people sound like it's Yeah, like like like the you know like the apocalyptic like There's homeless people there. So same here. Yeah, yeah, it's the same chaos I didn't feel like it was as wild as people made it out to be yeah, it was bad But it's not like yeah, it's not like fucking people. It's bad here

It's yeah, or I guess we live in the shit, so I'm, or when people go, look how bad LA is and they should take a photo of like the mission. Yeah. Right. Right. This is LA. It's like bitch, that's not Beverly Hills. I mean, there's this area is huge.

Studio City, I mean, although they did light our freeway on fire, which is impressive. You not know this? No. They shut down the 10 freeway because a woman lit it on fire. Oh, I saw dead guy yesterday Oh, give it up. Let's give it up you guys I saw Where on Western what did you do anything? No, we would go by okay, because traffic are you sure he's are you sure he's dead?

He was dead. I do know because they the paramedics all that and they just left him there the no one touched them No good, and he was just there you go like a Paramedics were there. Yeah, okay, okay. I swear, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, thought, what's up, what's good? Shit, I was just a member of the tiny Asian boy's gang. If I'd been checked by a Cambodian right now. What's the meaning of this friend? Just to follow up question. Yeah, I take rescinded. No, no rescinded, fight for your right.

Fight for your right to suck on. I don't care that much, honestly. Okay, I was just gonna ask him, follow up. How fucking dead was this guy? Was his head cut off? No, we just drove by, we just, I mean, Eugene and I were like, I think he's dead. And cause no one touched him,

I think people were like weeping. Oh, yeah, it was a whole thing. I was walking home from a show in Hollywood Boulevard. I just, this just reminded me of so wild. I was walking west on Hollywood and a woman came kind of like, like quickly up to me. I was like, hey, can you come help me? And I was like, uh, what? You know, like, yeah, any city, if you live in a city, when someone's like, can you help? Oh, yeah.

I just had to let one fly so good. When you live in a city, when someone goes, can I help you always go? Maybe. Yeah. What is it? Yeah. And she's like, this man, this man, something's wrong. And there's an apartment complex right there. And there's a little like inlet where the gate would be to go to the garage. You know what I'm talking about when you go there? And she's like, please come, come, and I go over there and she looks like well to do so I was like, what is this?

She doesn't, she must not know this guy. And this dude was clearly overdosing or something of that, I mean, dude, it was real bad. Damn. He was wider than me and he was just like, oh, and I could tell he was like choked up and he was like super out of it and he was ODing. So of course I'm like,

put him out of his misery. Yeah, I kicked him in the neck. I can't even stop him. What are you gonna do, dude? You're running away. What'd you do? Dude, I mean to that, I was like, did you call the cops and she was like,

no, I'm like, what the fuck are you waiting? Call the fucking, call the ambulance. And she's like, okay, okay, she was panicked. And I was like, do you know this man? She's like, no, I live here and I saw him. Wow. I was like, get out of here. I'll do it. And I called you call.

Yes. And you stayed? No. Yeah. Dude, I had a thing to go to. Yeah. Oh, I see. No, I know.

I stayed there until a crowd fucking formed. You could see a game show on the Roku channel. He couldn't fucking. Yeah. I had a Tooby pitch later that day. Wow. No, I know a crowd started to form around. People were all like standing there,

you know, doing that. You know, it's just funny about when something bad and then everyone crowds around, who will do nothing to help. Yeah, just like, they're just wanting to stare at them. So a crowd gather and I literally started to walk home. I was like, fuck this, I mean, they copped.

Oh, what's the crowd gather? What am I gonna do? Also, the cops are gonna come, or they're not gonna come. In an LA, they're not gonna come. They're not gonna come. Yeah, yeah. I've been, my car's been broken into.

My wife's been robbed, my car's been broken into, my wife's been robbed, like push down to the ground, rob the cops have never come once. Not even come. I've called the, I hit a guy with my car. I told that story on the show. I hit a man with my fucking vehicle, cops never came. Wow, wow, wow. I waited there for two hours, two hours, cops never came.

Wow, wow, wow. The guy left, by the way, the guy I hit with in my car. I was like, ah, fuck it. No, he was, I told the story of his wild, though. He was, he, they were fucked up. Like, I tell they were on some shit. He had a backpack and his boy was like, let's go. And I'm like, dude, give me your information.

And he's like, gimme, he's like, get the fuck out of here. Man, leave me alone. And I'm like, bro, if you, if something happens, what if you have a brain bleed, you die, I'm fucked. Because you're gone. And it's, as if I left the scene. I stayed there, stayed there, stayed there, I'm fucked. Because you're gone, and it's as if I left the scene. I stayed there, stayed there, stayed there, cups never came.

I called multiple types. We already set a unit as on its way, sir. That's awesome. That's awesome. Dude, LA, the cops aren't coming. They're not coming, don't come. They're not coming. They're at the grove.

They're at the grove, right? That's not it. They're at the mall. They're nice guys, and they talk to, I talk to them. Yeah, I had my coffee with them, we're talking about. Yeah. But I'm like, why so many cops? He's like, well, you know, Apple store.

Yeah, they'll rob people rob an Apple store. Yeah, yeah. I bet I guess that's happening now that like people just, Oh, the mob robbing? Yeah, groups of people are coming and just carrying it out. Been going on, dude, smash and grab. Dug down. In LA, I think it hits the news every fucking day.

Go to the news. Go to the news. We still have community in this country. Yeah, this is nice. At least they like gathering. That's also like me today. Even when people like watch, like some guy passed out,

people milling around as used as it is, it's like such a human thing. To like be nearest. It's to be like in the village of some fucking like, you know what I mean, If somebody like fell dead, somebody got kicked in the head wide donkey, people would just mill around, that would be what they do all day.

Well imagine, dude. That's awesome. You haven't just come in here, like he's the tennis ball boy. He's giving you a fresh vape. Ah. But. Ah.

By the way, mind you, he's got three vapes on his desk. I want to do some flavor. Unbelievable. Anyway, yeah. No, but think about what you're saying is true in a very creepy way. People would make an event out of going to like a public hanging or something.

Right, right. That was like a night out. Yeah. Oh, back in the day. Yeah, that was their Netflix. Yeah, yeah. Would you go? And when they hung someone went,

boom, boom, boom. The Netflix got that sound. Yeah, dude, you would get dressed up for this. This was like a thing to go to do. People would wear like their Sunday's best to go to these fucking things. It's insane. Yeah.

And then by your friend, usually, if I went, if I was getting home, I'm bringing popcorn. I know. I'm selling it. Popcorn here. Execution ever, Korean popcorn. If I'm there, right, and I'm looking at you, and you're just, I'm smiling.

Oh my God, you would infuriate. First of all, I fucking eat you. Knowing Bobby and how fucking self-involved he is, if I was looking away for one second, he'd be like, hey, watch me get home. Watch me. I can't wouldn't do that. He would be so mad if I, I'm like,

I'm looking at my time, my shoes. Watch me get fucked in the arms. Yeah, yeah. Not a good for all. Yeah. I mean, what if people weren't crying? Like, just, just, what? I imagine a lot of people didn't cry.

I can imagine, okay, who would not cry? I think Bert would laugh. I think Bert would laugh. He would laugh. Yeah. Okay, I'm, okay, I'm giving it. Tom Sugaro. He would tend to cry. He would never show up. Yeah. Oh yeah, he wouldn't. He's laugh. Yeah. Okay, I'm hungry. Give me Tom Sigerov.

He would tend to cry. He would never show up. Oh, yeah, he wouldn't. He's got Shikko on it. He wouldn't be there. All right, who else? Theo. Theo would be there, but he would leave early.

Yeah. But he'd watch you get hung in the second you're dead. He's out. I gotta go. Yeah, you gotta go. Yeah, shit is wow. Whitney. Whitney would bring a bunch of dogs to watch.

Oh, reverse. the dogs eat you. Who else would be there? Who else I would I would come to your public. You know who you know who you would get to self-involved. Rick Glassman. At his own hanging. He'd be in the bag like talking to people-involved Rick Glassman. At his own hanging, or your own yours. Yeah, he'd be in the bag like talking to people. He'd be doing a bit. Oh, you think so? Yeah, yeah, he'd be doing a bit the entire time.

Oh, I would think that he would be like, you know what happens to the body afterwards and kind of figure out the logistics of everything. I'll tell you what, I think Rick would try, Rick would somehow finagle his way into convincing them to do it later. What do you mean? Maybe I can, listen, listen, this doesn't work for me

like the light and the warmth. It's not gonna be hanging. He would make them hang you later in the day. Oh, that's good, that's a friend. You know, he's very smart. Yeah, very smart. And Adam Ray would dress up like one of the executioners. Yeah.

In character. Right. And accidentally have to execute. No, he would do his doctor film. No, you would do his doctor film. Yeah, he would do his doctor film. I'm gonna hang you in the gut. Yeah, a lot of people have the execution. Oh wow.

You think there'll be a lot of mine? Oh yeah. You'd have them probably the most. No, I don't think you, I think both of you would have good numbers. No, you'd have them all. I think you'd sell out too. No, no, no.

You wouldn't, I, you and I wouldn't sell out an execution. You'd sell out an execution. Absolutely. Imagine going to take a master to an execution and being like, It'd be funny to watch you like flail around your little body. Oh, you think so? I think so.

You think I'd have like residual assing. You would die funny. You'd pull your dick out. You think I would die funny? You would. I think you'd pull your dick out at the end. Yeah. All right.

He's hanging. He's like, you get a pubes hat. Yeah. You know, you know what? It would actually be a serious power move. Yeah. Start jacking off while you get it off. I, you know what, it would actually be a serious power move. Yeah. Start jacking off while you get it off. I'm gonna be like, it's not a run against fixation.

You're like, oh, fuck you. You're okay. You're okay. You're okay. Then you fucking bust the sweetest nut of all time. Cause it's gonna feel sick. And then you die. That's actually how you do it, dude.

You're a chair to acknowledge you will hold a game. As you get, you're fucking out. Fuck you. I would probably be sick. That's actually how you do it. You're chatting now you will hold I would prefer that would be sick. I would purpose to do a funny face. Yes, right? So I'm hung over do it Right, you know, I want to get a laugh. No me every yeah Yeah, the classic tongue out like yeah, I'm nothing but Or you know it also be really good paint two X's on your island head of time. That's fun. That's a funny bit. That's a funny bit.

That's a funny bit. Yeah, that's a funny bit. Oh, you know what you do. Yeah, you make it so that the moment you get hung, your pants fall down. Wow. Yeah, a lot of great ideas. You rig it so your pants fall down.

And you know what, you're doing. You're doing it with a slide whistle and the crowd. Oh, yeah. Dude, how about when you get hung your pants fall down and you're tucking you're doing the man-gina. I have enemies 32. No you would. I would have had a couple out of me. You have no enemies.

You're right. There's a guy named Yoshi who hates me. Who's this fucking? He just hates me and um, you know guy named Yoshi who hates me. Who's this fucking he just hates me and Let's you know Yoshi right he hates me. He wants to be dead. Okay, he'd be there. What you do to him. I fucked up Well, so it is your fault. Yeah, totally I fucked up bad. I fucked up. Okay, then you'd be there right? Um, who else? I can't say his name out loud Would be there.

Yeah. Mario and Luigi, he was doing a Yoshi joke. I do think a lot of times we should actually remove the microphone from up there. I think I'm out there. Like as good as we're doing is we're humming along. Why let it go. You shouldn't.

I try to let it that joke out. Step on it. I just went through it. Yep. And it just sort of gave me a really bad vibe right now. Yeah You fucked it up Mario and Luigi there too Carlos, what's up? What did I send you did I send you something yesterday? Yeah, you send me a bunch of stuff I want to make amends to Yoshi if I could now please do yeah, no, this is not that that's funny

That's we can show them that. Oh, this is great though. can I make a mens role. Please. I would love for you. Yeah, why you make a mens. Okay, so This is why Yoshi hates me a long time ago. I was on a friend of ours podcast and he goes he compared me to Yoshi Sorry, he compared this my friend compared to the real guy Yoshi to real guy Yoshi a comic Like we're at the same level or something. So I defend him as a very, I'm much funnier than he's not even a real, you know what I mean? I said something like that, right? You know exactly what you're saying.

I know what I said, right? And then his brother found out and I was like, I didn't even mean to say that. I just said it out of defense or whatever. Also to your credit, they just picked a different Asian guy. Right. Like if they just picked the fattdest comic thing you and they're like, yeah, you stop.

You're like him, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And so, like John Pinnett. You know, so I found out he was really hurt by it. And I didn't even mean it, so I'm just sorry, dude. But every time I see him, he just literally just stirs up me like he's gonna kill me. I don't know this guy.

Do I know who this is? I feel like he's that he's His friends are Brody. Yeah, he was friends with Brody. Yeah, anyway, thanks Carlos Like bringing up one of our dead friends. What's it? What's your kill doing the guy bring it? Hold on? That's the kind of behavior you guys got. Yeah, now that you're Exist of the table now that you're sober. I assume you'd throw something fun out You bring up our dead friend. Well, that's I Well, that's how I knew Yoshi was he podcast with Roku. Oh, it breaks my fucking heart. Well, I almost died and I'm here.

Oh, yeah, but you're here. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like fucking didn't work, you know? All right, let's see what it says. The what he says. Kilo Neal has been to every zoo in the world and they all have one thing in common. Every true story.

Yeah. I promise you, I don't want you every single in the world. I want you every single in the world. You have been to every single in the world. I've been every single in the world. OK. And every time I go to the G-Real section, they

look at me like, hey, man, who are you for? I'm for real. That's how they look at me. And then they also look at me like, hey, what am I doing here and you out there? And they always look at me. Wow. Awesome. I'm from Sh shit. That's awesome.

That's awesome. That's awesome. Was the shack posted this clip for proof? Oh, yeah, look at how it's here. So it's nice and quiet. It's here. Since shack felt his cohosts didn't believe his story, he called the director of the Miami Zoo personally

to validate his claims. That's not so. No, but she'll unbelievable. So I want to call my girlfriend a zoo. This is Ryan McGill, the director of Miami Zoo. Tell him what happens when I walk by the gorilla exhibit. He gets intimidated, and he looks at Shaq, and thinks that Shaq's going to take away his girls.

He knows there's a boss. He's a pretty big Shaq. LAUGHTER So shared a similar story while on the impulsive podcast. I'll go to like a mess with him and like they all come to the glass and they all do this. That's every zoo in the world. I can just go crazy. Just go to the glass. No.

Wow. That's a key. I mean, it's insane. It's insane. It's insane that he keeps telling this story. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like why are you retelling this story? It's fun. It is insane though.

It's fun. It's one of those things where it's like, like, it would make a racist person really happy to you. That's what I'm saying. He's baiting racist. Yeah. He's abing people to be like how much a great person enjoys that story is a good barometer of how race yes they're smiling wave they're

like yeah if you like smile like oh this pretty funny yeah then you're good I can see this as a bit on gut felled on fox that being like told you so welcome back to told you so on this back to told you so. On this section of told you so, Shack goes to every zoo. This is why I like Shack though. The guy knows how to fucking take a piss out of himself. Better than anybody from the like the athlete world.

Yeah. Like most athletes are too cool for like Deon Sanders. Yeah. He won't get any dirt on his shoes. You know, he's like, nah, fuck that, I'm the shit. This is what might get into his wound. Yeah, I think we can get him on here. The shack?

Yeah. I would kill the have shack. Cause he's done Bobby Altoff. Yeah. He's done now in Palsow. Yeah. I think he could do us. I mean, you mean, you think we could get him.

Yeah, I think we, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What did I just say? I think he could do us. I mean, you mean you think we could get him. Yeah, I think we, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What did I just say? I think he could do us. I think we could say that. Why did I say that one? Let's end this the way that we should really should end it.

By giving Stavros the platform to say whatever he wants at the end to wrap this whole thing up. Oh, go ahead. Thank you so much. I just want to say everyone, please watch Fat Rascal on Netflix. Please buy a calendar. If you're a sexy black guy, hit up Bobby. He's trying to get in the, he's trying to dip his toe.

You know what I mean? If you're trying, if you're like a Thai re style black guy, loves it. You know, he loves that shit. Hit up Bobby, getting his DMs, take him out for, I don't know, the dancing, take him out dancing. And then you guys can kiss in you're maybe like a Mercedes. You got to be a classy guy.

That's what it's sound, Bob. Good. Thank you for being a bad friend. Woo! Yeah! Woo! Yeah! Woo! Yeah! Yeah!