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I feel like a teenage girl. I'm like a teenage girl. Dude, dude, dude, dude, I love it. Are there like pink ones that can blend into your face? You had to do the yellow. These were for you, but I just. Oh, I see. You want me to save that stuff for the pod

Um, dude, let me tell you something. Did you offer our guests anything to drink? I got water. They better everybody's a little star stroke Everyone is a little star star star stroke a star stroke This guy dude, we hire this guy almost all the people that work for us are a illegal They're illegal. They don't have cards or b. be their felons felons. Yeah honest felons like Carlos. Did you know said back in the day? I would see you at the Comedy Store. Yeah, yeah, but he didn't know you know Before he blew up though, so you didn't go hey, I'm Carlos no no Okay, you think Sebastian was in sacred ground

with the crack heads in the back? He did stand up and went home. Oh, that's right, that's right. These guys were cockroaching behind the comedy store. He didn't linger. He didn't need to. I lingered early on. My early years, I was a linger.

Yeah, yeah. But as you grow up, you go home. Well, I didn't make it yet, so you know what I mean? I need to hang out. You mean now? Yeah, now. I hang out now because I haven't made it yet. I mean, my opportunity might, you know what I mean, maybe I'll do the Golden Globes.

Are you sleeping in Mitzi's office? Don't you pass out sometimes up there? That's your little apartment? Well, first of all, no one's ever been in Mitsy's office You know that I have There's no no one's been it. I have don't do this you have have you been in Mitsy's office. Yeah. Yeah What are you talking about? I don't think you guys know where Mitsy's office is this is such what a dumb guy think There was another room with a desk. What are you talking about? No, where do you think Mitsy's office is?

What are you talking? What are you guys talking about? I don't like this I don't like what's going on right now dude after you go ahead sir. Let me ask you this okay Is mitsy's office at the comedy star? Yeah, all right good. This is good You're acting you're treating me like you've always says like a child yeah, and I'm gonna allow this all right so go ahead Let's let's go the way you're behaving is as if we didn't come across the office because the office is located on as like a child. Yeah. And I'm going to allow this. All right. So go ahead. Let's let's go. The way you're behaving is as if we didn't come across the office because the office

is located on. I know. But what I'm saying to you is, is that can I ask you a question? Yes. Based after your question, Michael, are there many offices at the Conway store? Yes. Yes. There we go.

Am I okay? So what? So what? No, stop. And so what I'm, no, stop. What I'm, no. This is the worst detective of all time. Trying to find clues that aren't there. Yeah, yeah, they're right. So what I'm saying is, is that I feel like you've been in an office where you thought it was Mitzi's office,

but it really wasn't. Okay. Okay, so what I know this about Mitzi's office is that it's been closed since the seventies. No one's ever been in there. That's not true. Okay, so now I'm gonna ask you seb and you andrew. All right All right, because i'm not afraid

Number one, I don't I'm not based in fear right now I'm I have courage and I know what i'm talking about. Okay, so you fucking assholes right now, right? And don't do you know what this is? I saw this on tiktok It's the way to you know, I mean control the room and you're with your hand like this Yeah, yeah, this is yeah. This is yeah. This is sitting on a kid's