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Episode Date: September 20, 2024

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So we got a guest in today, ladies and gentlemen, Sketch. Sketch, Kyle, right? Kyle? Sketch is here, baby. Kylie, yes, sir. Kylie. Thanks for having me.

Hey, Sketch. Thank you. He just learned about, there it is. Hey, it's the worst, trying to do a meme, unintentional meme. It's incredible. What do you mean? You had pro athletes doing it.

What's up, brother? Yeah, desk pop there. Yeah, do it, dude, you do it. You do it. What's up, brother? What's up, brother? God, it's good. I love it.

I love it so much. Gave me a little exit there. And I mean, how did that become a viral thing? I was just playing with my buddy and we were having like golf. I just don't know. I've tried to think, trying to think of catchphrases and what's a brother just kind of flew by in my mind, you know?

It was not even like funny or anything too. It's more of like I just threw up a finger and then it turned into like an inside joke. No, it's incredible. Yeah, yeah. Well, he's trying to get a catchphrase. Can you make up one for him? Cause you were good enough to make up that phrase. How about this? How about keep it loose lady an inside. No, it's incredible. Yeah, yeah. Well, he's trying to get a catchphrase. Can you make up one for him? Cause you were good enough to make up that phrase.

How about this? How about keep it loose lady? No. No. Why? No. Keep it loose lady. Keep it loose lady and you do a little hole like this? I liked it. Yeah.

Keep it loose lady. Yeah, keep it loose lady. Maybe city chicken or something? Yeah, yeah. Ooh, city chicken. What? City chicken. City chicken what?

Your catchphrase could be city chicken. City, city, what's the hand gesture? Double C. Oh, whoa. It's like the Crips. Yeah. Yeah, you already got a little thing I'll try throwing an accent on it. So what was it city chicken? No City chicken no Chicken f***. No! Jesus Christ, Bob. Are they having too big there or something?

What is it? You again? Orange. Orange chicken. Friendly fire. What? Friendly fire. Orange chicken, that's mine.

Orange chicken, yeah. You're city chicken, I'm orange chicken. Well, are there other catchphrases that you're known for, or is that it? There's other things I'm known for, but not catchphrases. All right. What? No, you're video gaming. Yeah.

Yeah, like that. Well, this is what's interesting. Bobby is old. Okay. And loves video games. I love video games. And you're young and you love video games. This is the meeting of the worlds, except he's more into sports gaming

and you're more into- Cozy. Cozy gaming. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know about cozy gaming? What's cozy gaming? Well, you've never heard of cozy gaming, bro? Do we play like half naked or something?

Yeah. No, no, cozy games are like Stardew Valley farming simulation, like just cozy. Oh, like farming simulator. Yeah, relaxing games. He likes, he likes love. Why are you squinting like that? He likes.

Oh, I just get like, I get fog in my eyes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, but that's the look that you do when you take a. Yeah, it is. Yeah, so what do you look like when you take a. That or even worse? Well, I usually kind of put both my feet up on a seat. Yeah, let me see, let me see your face.

Oh, nice. That's very nice. You guys both have, you have both the same eyes. You do know that, right? Yeah, yeah. You mocking his squinting. I don't know if it's Asian or Down syndrome. Yours?

Yeah, what are we both doing? I don't know. Is it Asian or Down syndrome? It's a little bit of both. Hey. It's a little bit of both for you. But no, he's into cozy gaming. He likes, Bob likes low stakes, long term,

like long play games. He likes marathon games, or it takes you months and months. Where you grind. Yeah. Oh, I liked it. You like grinding? Grinding?

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, sometimes. Sometimes. Like you talk about like, getting on someone or something? Yeah. What did he say? Getting on somebody. getting, getting, getting on someone or something? Yeah. What did he say? Getting on somebody.

No, not, no, that's not what I mean. No, he means putting in the work. Putting in the work. Like, you know, like collecting mushrooms or whatever it might be. You collect mushrooms? What, stop, stop. Not in my real life.

You think like I go on and get Hortobilla mushrooms in the forest? That does sound- You, you, you dress like you eat a real- That does sound really good. No, like in some games, like in Skyrim, like there's a... Are you okay? I'm good.

Lean back. I can't hear you. I'm sorry.