Bad Friends - Squid Game Fight ft Steebee Weebee & Doc

Episode Date: October 4, 2021

Merch: http://badfriendsmerch.com Thank you to our Sponsors: https://betterhelp.com/badfriends & https://www.babbel.com/badfriends & https://hellofresh.com/badfriends14 code: BADFRIENDS14 & http://keeps.com/badfriends 0:00 Rudy Introduces the Episode 1:53 Doc's Role in Total Recall 6:29: Bobby Pitches Squid Game 12:07 Steve Cried Watching In and of Itself 16:03 Bobby's Therapy Session with Steebe, Rudy and Doc 29:06 Steve's Incredible Austin Story 34:08 Lando Calrissian & The Worst Star Wars Movie 38:11 Doc's Top 3 Movies and Music Albums 42:57 Pantless Bobby at the Comedy Store 46:38 Bobby and Steve's Fights and the Real Reason Bobby Got Mad TV 51:08 Bobby, Doc & Steve on Naked and Afraid 1:07:26 Bobby, Doc and Steve Favorite Funny Videos More Steebee WeeBee  Scissor Bros: https://www.youtube.com/c/ScissorBros The Steebee WeeBee Show: https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/the-steebee-weebee-show-636260 Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/quangou Twitter: https://twitter.com/weebeesteebee More Doc Willis  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/docwilliscomedy/ More Bobby Lee  TigerBelly: https://www.youtube.com/tigerbelly Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bobbyleelive Twitter: https://twitter.com/bobbyleelive Tickets: https://bobbyleelive.com More Andrew Santino Whiskey Ginger: https://www.youtube.com/andrewsantinowhiskeyginger Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/cheetosantino Twitter: https://Twitter.com/cheetosantino Tickets: http://www.andrewsantino.com More Bad Friends iTunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/bad-friends/id1496265971 Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/badfriendspod Twitter: https://twitter.com/badfriends_pod Official Website: http://badfriendspod.com Opening Credits and Branding: https://www.instagram.com/joseph_faria & https://www.instagram.com/jenna_sunday Credit Sequence Music: http://bit.ly/RocomMusic // https://www.instagram.com/rocom Character Design: https://www.instagram.com/jeffreymyles Bad Friends Mosaic Sign: https://www.instagram.com/tedmunzmosaicart Produced by: George Kimmel & Bryce Hallock - 7EQUIS Podcast Producers: Andres Rosende & Pete Forthun Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hi. I'm Rudy and welcome to Bad Friends and our guests for today are Koya Steve and Doc. Good job. Good job. I like that. Nice and formal. Did you feel her peace? That's it. Back to tomorrow. You two are bad friends. Who are these two idiots? White dude and an Asian dude. You two are disgusting. You two are bad friends. He's a man. You're a man. You both breathe, shit. You know what I mean? He's a half a man. He's a full man. That's a full man.

That's a full man. And respected. Where are you from, Doc? Detroit. You don't even know. Hold up. Respect the city of Detroit. You know how sometimes people are born with an underdeveloped sigmes. Think about what you're about to say. I want you to think about it. Steve, let me just say what my point is. Some people are born with an underdeveloped sigmes twin.

They're not really alive, but there's a face on their side. There's half a brother sticking out of their body and stuff. That's Shaquille O'Neal's fucking sigmes twin, underdeveloped. That's what I am. I don't like that. If you weren't Shaquille O'Neal's body, you'd be a skin tag. So you're saying, what's that movie, Total Recall? That's what it is.

What's his name again, Qui-Gon? She never teaches him what that is. Qui. What was the man attached to in Total Recall? Is that what you're saying Doc is? Yeah. That's Doc. You guys stick up to yourself, Doc.

That's it, right? That's fucking disrespectful. What are you going to do about it? What are you going to do about it? We're going to gang up on you right now. This works when we talk one at a time. So let people save their mind and then we can't talk over each other. Okay?

I thought you were going to set an agenda of what the show was going to be about. We're going to talk about... Yeah, see, here's the deal, bud. Andrew's not here, right? We can talk about whatever we want and we generally talk about what me and Andrew want to talk about. And I felt like it wasn't fair to you, right? So we can talk about whatever you want to talk about and we will try to, you know what I mean? Add information to your topics.

No, no, no, Steve, stop, stop, stop. Hawaii. Hawaii? Hawaii, what the fuck? She was just there. That's a talking point. We've talked about Hawaii before. Something just random. Squid game.

That's the last thing I want to talk about in Squid Game. That's the freaking last thing I want to talk about in Squid Game. I don't even know what that is. Wait, you don't have Netflix? I got it, bud. I'm getting games every day, every second of the day. Have you seen Squid Game? Just random people. Have you seen Squid Game?

Oh, so this has nothing to do with like SpongeBob or anything? No, no, no, no. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Squid Game is SpongeBob the movie. It's a feature. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, because they play this little game in the water. Why would it, any other, it's SpongeBob. You know who's also on it? Dora. Dora? Dora the sport?

Fuck yeah, man. All day, every day. The little mermaid, right? And they play the Squid Game in the water. Describe the premise. Well, Dora. Why should we, me and Doc, watch it? Go ahead. Why should me and Doc watch it? Watch what? It's on you. I want you to, I'll tell you why. I want you to pitch why Squid Game is such a fantastic series.

I'll tell you why. Go ahead. So Dora, Dora, right, the explore, right? She, she has that thing where she forgets things, right? That's Dora, right? Yeah, I don't know. I never watched Dora. So Ellen DeGeneres voices Dora, right? Right. So Dora, right, is like in the water. Yeah. And yeah. And Dora's like, you know, Ben.

That's Dory. Dory. Dory is the one that forgets things. It's not Dora. Oh, it's Dory the explorer. No, what's Dora? Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Hold on.

Time's up. Finding Nemo, right? That's what they would be finding Nemo. Dory, Ellen DeGeneres, she's not an explorer, right? Dora the explorer is the one that goes in the woods. Yeah, with the backpack. Yeah, that's the one. That's the one, Jive. That's the one. Jive.

Respect the D. Respect the D. I respect the D. You're not pitching the Squid Game very good. This is a horrible, this is a horrible pitch. All right, Dory. So far, me and Daki watching it. Wait, convince us.

All right, I'm going to do it right now, right? Go ahead. So Dory's in the water, right? She's confused. You know where she is, right? And she sees Spongy, right? You know what? You know what you're doing right now? What are you doing right now? What are you talking about? Like a cartoon?

What are you even talking about? It's a cartoon. It's a Korean series. Let's go back to the real stuff. Oh my God, learn how to talk about it. Learn how to speak about it. So much lack of professionalism. You're supposed to be vocal.

Describe the premise. Describe it. Describe the premise. You have to relax there. I love Doc. I'm on Doc's team. I love Doc. I don't want to give away,

I don't want to give away the whole plot, I mean the whole show, but I'll give you the premise of it. Go ahead. There's this Korean man, right? He's got a daughter, right? He's a brown trodden. I think he lives with his mother, right?

And in the beginning of the show, are you listening? Yes. I am. I don't want to talk over you. I'm listening. I know, but you make these faces like you're like hurry up or whatever. Okay.

All right, that's better. So this Korean dude, he lives with his mom. He's kind of like in his early 40s, right? He has a daughter, he had a separation from his wife. She's seeing some other guy and they have the daughter, right? And he's kind of like,

you know, he's like us. He wakes up at three in the afternoon. He steals money from his mom's, you know what I mean? I don't steal money from her. Purse or whatever to get like ATM, right? And then, he also owes loan sharks

a bunch of money. So he wins some money at the horse races. He steals money from his mom, wins money at the horse races, and then he's cashing in. He leaves and then these loan sharks come in and they, right?

Okay, these loan sharks come in and they go, where's our fucking money? He's like, I had it, right? But what happened was another girl picked pocket the money that he had, right? So instead of doing that, they punch him, I think they put him on the ground

or he's bleeding, his nose is bleeding so they give me your thumbprint. So they have a piece of paper. We don't know what the piece of paper is. He signs a piece of paper in this and he basically is, it's a contract. He has no, he's not privy to, okay?

So what ends up happening is that oh yeah, so he's at a subway, right? And a man in a suit next to him. Oh, my bad. I'm sorry, bro. All right, you know what? No, bro, bro, bro, bro.

I want to say that I was funny. I was funny. I want to say this. I'm not finished again. I'm not finished again because that was rude, right? You better laugh on my expense. Dude, that was funny. You better laugh on my expense

and that was rude. That was big real. Hey, if it's funny, it's funny. If it's funny, it's funny. And boy, was that funny. That was very funny. Stop, stop, stop, stop. I'll watch it tonight. I don't want you to watch it. I don't want you to watch it.

I don't want you to watch it. I'm not done with the pitch. I don't want to hear anymore. I'm sold. I'm sold. I'm telling you everything. I'm telling you everything. Look at my eyes. I'm fucking telling you.

I'm right here with you. I'm watching it tonight because people are listening. I'm convinced. I'm convinced. You did a good job. We're not done. We're not done. No, I'm going to watch it. No, I'm telling you because you're being such a fucking asshole on me telling me to explain it to you. All right, so I'm going to finish my pitch.

Go ahead. I'm only going to do the first episode. Go ahead. Okay. So he's at a subway. It's late at night. A man sits next to him in a suit, right? And he goes, you know what I mean? Let's play a game or whatever. They play this game. At the end of the day, he gives him a card and the card is a number.

He goes, if you want to make a lot of money, right? Listen to me. Yeah. If you fall asleep again. I swear to God, I'm all right. If you fall asleep again, all right. I am with you, bro. All right. Cards and go ahead. Dude, just breathe. You can do it. Oh, yeah.

He should do a matrix for little people and have Brad Williams play Neo. He can play Morpheus. He can play little Morpheus. No, no, no. No, no, no. I'm going to hit after. And the red pill and the yellow pill.

No, no, stop. Sit down. And the red pill and the yellow pill. I was really small. They look like little rice. Take that back. No. I will not. I will. You know how they dodge bullets? The bullets are like this big to them.

So first I'm going to do a big bullet. Like Mario Brothers. Oh, okay. So, um, is that funny? Can we end the squid game? I'm convinced. You don't have to explain. I just want to get to the end of the episode. So basically, if you call this number, you make a lot of money.

And he goes, doesn't know what to do. So he calls this number. A van shows up at midnight. He goes into a van. There's other people in the van that are like passed out. And then he goes, why are they sleeping? Keek passes out. And the next thing you know,

he's pretty much in, he wakes up in a futuristic auditorium almost with beds. And they're all wearing outfits. And they have to play these games. I've seen it before. What's it called? The Running Man with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

It's been done, right? No, no, you've never seen it. You know what? You've never seen it. We've seen it, right, Doc? The Running Man, they just stole the Running Man premise, right? If Denzel Washington... Listen to me.

Let me finish. If Denzel Washington... I am thinking about it. If Denzel Washington, right, had a little Lego action figure... What the fuck, man? Do you want to take that back? How are you on his side? I love this fucking guy.

I fucking love this guy. Thanks for seeing people fucking love me. I love him. Okay, well... We listen into the story. Okay. I'm going to watch it tonight. I'm convinced.

You cried in my house the other day. Yeah, I did. You want to talk about it? He showed me this really touching hulu thing on this magician. He does a one-man show. It's really good, man. Yeah, really good.

I cried like this. It broke me down. I didn't expect to. No, no, no. You put both arms around me when you went... Alright, Andreas, cut that. Wait, hold on. Cut.

We can't air this. No, no, no, no. No, no, no. I'm serious. Cut that. Let's just edit that out. And let's talk about my trip to Austin. We're going to edit that out. Let's just... Can we talk about the one-man show, though?

You did cry, though. You did, too. We're both crying. Was this your first time seeing this? No, no. This guy's magical, man. He did this interactive magic... It's not like any other magic show you've seen.

He incorporates the audience within the show. This guy's magical, man. And he did something that... And you know what you said to me? Think about... This is what you want like this. Arms around yourself.

And you go... And you go... Magic is real. That's what you said to me. Magic is real. And I was like... What a crybaby. Cut.

I swear to God. I swear to God. Cut it and zip it again. Steve, don't do that. He's a fucking man, man. He's a fucking man. You know what I like? It was interactive.

He included the whole audience. He did something with each audience member that was touching. It was unexplainable. It was really touching, man. It takes a lot for me to cry. I cry, but... When did you cry?

Give me a second, man. I'm feeling it right here. I feel like you're about to cry now. When did you cry? We're not going for watching something on TV. Just in general. Oh, shit. That's a good one, Bobby.

I'm really concentrating here, Bobby. Yeah. It's been a long time. It's been a long time. Probably when your mom died. Mom passed away. She cried there. I cried...

It was something I watched and I cried, but I can't... You probably cried. I don't like your internet. I don't know. You have to start respecting me. I respect him. You cry when you can't find your penis.

You know what, man? See, see this? Just calm down. What you playing to these guys? Every other morning, you're like... I ain't trying to trick you. Is that what I mean? I bet you...

He has way more girth than you. Whoa! You got me. You burned me. He has more girth than you. You burned me. Yeah, I know what girth is. Guys, we got to...

Because this podcast is about positivity. We're having fun. And I'm having fun, right? Let's play a little game. What do you think? Everyone look at each other. I look at all three of you in the room. I see something positive.

And then you guys say something about... You know what I mean? What? Is this a therapy session? Let's talk about topics. Let's do this first. I want to connect with you. It's quantum. Why don't you start?

And then go around clockwise. I think Rudy. I think you're a smart girl. And I think that you're a good girl. You have a good heart. You do a lot of work around the house. I appreciate you. Okay?

Steve. Um... You are my brother. Okay? You're my brother, man. And your rage and your anger has subsided, is it not? Dude, thank you.

What? That's a couple. This brotherly love. It's simmered down. Your rage is no longer. But you did wrestle that fat guy. He came out. But I was cornered. I had no other choice.

When you're cornered like a little rat in a trap. Who bites his way out? I do. I love George, by the way. He bites, bro? The kid that I wrestled, George. You bite, Steve? No, I did a single leg takedown.

Oh, okay. Mike Tyson. No punching. Back to. One day you will find the yellow brick road. That's where you come. You all at love. You will find it.

And you know, dude, I know you run a 30-minute mile. 30 minutes. But that's a beautiful... That mile? You hustling, right? You know what I mean? 30 minutes, right?

It's inspiration to me, man. You never call him a Oompa Loompa ever. I didn't call him Oompa Loompa. I didn't call him Oompa Loompa. I didn't call him Oompa Loompa. Why? Because of the Wizard of Oz? I thought you did. He could have been the fucking...

We could have been the lion. He's an Oompa Loompa. He's an Oompa Loompa. What are you going to do, man? I did it first. Go ahead, Rudy. You don't even know me, bro. Steve?

You're nice. That's good. That's positive. I like it. Go to Doc. Doc, I don't know you, but... You can do it, Rudy. Goddamn it.

Just... I like your face. Thank you. Did you do Bobby? See that? That's nice. I feel that. That's good energy. Did you do Bobby? Yeah.

Phew. I like your style. That's good. Rudy, I love your carefree attitude towards life and how... I feel like you've grown being on this and just...

This is not your forte, but you're forced to endure it and grow through the process. I commend you for that. Thank you. Doc, when I was doing open mics years ago, you were one of the only

ones of the people that were always treating me nice. Even at rock paper or at meltdown, you were always nice to me. I remember I had a bit about fleshlights. Hold up. I had a bit about fleshlights.

You actually pulled me to the side and you said, hey, that's funny, but so-and-so does that joke to you? I looked up to you in that way where you were correcting me as far as the community and jokes and ethics and all that.

You're a hardworking man. You know what I mean? You're still grinding. Bobby. That's good stuff. You are the most hardworking guy. You've been so loyal to your family

and friends. You've been good to Kalilah. You're the most... What could I say? What's the word for... It's okay. I get it. No, you're just so driven as far as...

You're a good guy. You're a great brother. You have a good heart. Little one. Go ahead. We'll start over here first. Rudy. Beautiful soul. Vibrant smile.

I'm glad you all made that trip from Thailand. So... Never been there. Beautiful country though. It's a beautiful country. You never been to Thailand? Go to Thailand.

In the Olympics, when you think of Rudy, think of Thailand and also when there are Olympics, always root for Thailand. How many golds they've won in Thailand? I have no idea. I love Thailand. I love Thailand.

Steve. You're everything what Korea should be, I would guess. What is this? Everything has to be like... About the country. It's just connecting... He's an American.

We're from San Diego. We're from Poway. Why does everything have to be Korea? I apologize. Let's start over. You are a great skateboarder. I have a pop shot. Let's redo that.

Start over. Go back to Rudy. I'll tell you why. She's from the Philippines. Not Thailand. Different country. Just trying to connect. I'm just trying to feel the energy.

We're just trying to help you. Yeah, I see. I feel a little negativity. There's nothing we love you here. We love you. Yes, it's just me. Go back to Rudy. Manny Pacquiao.

Oh my god. Everything's fine. He's great. The Philippines, right? Yeah, you're doing great. I'm with you. I love you. I love you.

Because of Manny. He's great. He's great. I don't know what else I'm going to say. Good luck at Cal State, right? Yeah, very good. I don't want to say what else that might be. And Steve.

Think about it. The open mics was fantastic. I had a great time. You can see them bad at this, man. Why would y'all put me there? But I love you, bro. Nothing but love. You're my dog.

You really are my dog. Move on, man. I'm not ready yet. All right, let's come on over here. Bobby. Are you happy with the exercise? Yeah, I'm very happy with it. Also, it's my turn now.

I thought you already went. No, he hasn't done mine yet. Why are you doing that? I was waiting for my fucking dog thing. No, that wasn't intentional. No, that wasn't. Can I get my little thing? Go ahead.

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My favorite word that can be said is, come off the movie. He. What. My son said rises in sets with you. I don't know, man. I'm just trying to. Don't do this. There you go.

I was hearing you. The negativity creeps in. The sunset rises in sets with you. Sunset rises in sets with you. Yeah. That's off the movie. Heat. what you want to say to me.

Oh yeah, this just means that happy days. It means every day is the same with you. You're not good at this, are you? Not really. Giving compliments. Yeah, giving compliments, but you're a great dude. You always been a, you know what? Okay, there we go.

You're the one. This is what I'm talking about. You're the one that really had me going to the open mics and pushing doing the comedy because how much you used to harass me. What you talking about, Willis? See, see now, now I'm trying to, I found a comfort zone within myself to express.

And then you do that. What are you doing? What are you doing? What is that, Will? You gotta respect him. I respect him. He just made a old 70s sitcom reference to. Yeah, who said it though?

Who said it? That's from different straws. I know, but who said it? Who said it? It's from different straws. And who was it? Who was the guy that said it? Is that from different straws?

Yeah, yeah, but. Oh, carry cold. Yeah. No, you get the joke. It's funny though. That's how he does it. Don't add that in the podcast. Why?

Cuz, dude. I'm sorry, all right? Smokes. My bad, man. All right. So. That was a cool exercise. That was a good exercise.

I liked that. I did it. Very good exercise. How was Austin? It was good. So I didn't know it was for the Moon Tower Comedy Festival. You know what I remind me of? What?

You mean you went to Maui? Yeah. It was a film festival. But we didn't go to any of the event. We just stayed in our room. I did that in Austin. Why? I just didn't, I didn't know how to read the itinerary

or show up to these places. So I was just eating beef jerky and drinking like snapples. You didn't know nobody out there? Yeah, I just kicked it, yeah. Because on TNT, they were playing Star Wars. They had New Hope, Empire Strikes Back, Return of the Jedi, Phantom Menace. And it just, they showed it on a loop.

Yeah. So I thought that was cool. So I just stayed indoors. Okay. Star Wars, though? Yeah. Can I say something? Yeah.

May I? Yeah. All right, so when I picked you up, right? When I picked you up in the car, right? Yeah. You said, hey, dude, you guys, remind, I got something good about Austin. So bring it up, right?

And Jules and I were like, oh, you got some good stories? And you're like, yeah, man, make sure you do it. Right? So Austin, right? That was my story. I just brought it up to you. Right?

Hey, no, no, no, no, no, no. You got, I'm embarrassed now. That's, that's what you fucking were going to say? I was going to say, I just ate beef jerky in my hotel room. And I thought it would get a reaction. That's not good at all, man. It wasn't good. No, it wasn't good at all.

I feel like hiding in my shell. It wasn't good at all. I don't want to kill myself. No, no, no, no, no, no. It's over. I'm a failure. Don't get cocky. Step in, boss.

I'm on my last row. Hurry back there. Hold on, let's start. Stop. I failed to do this. I failed you hard. I'm so sorry. I got some pills on me.

How about this? How about this? How about this? Oh, no, I don't deserve to live. That's it. You know what's, the magic of podcasting? What? The magic of podcasting is we could cut that out, right?

Yeah. You can do it over, make something up. to make it up ready so here we go cut okay and action ask me how's awesome it was fantastic so me and Jeremiah we did a live on scissor bros podcast event uh-huh and for our we had a very awesome a challenge and it had to do with barbecue sauce uh-huh Andre's cut that out hey I gave you a shot I gave you a shot I'm giving you a shot we cut it right I don't have anything you can just make

something this is a thing in in my mind I thought it would be interesting in my mind right that'll be interesting I can relay the Maui trip and incorporate it with our trip to Austin in the fact that we didn't do anything or engage in it so it's like two in the morning you're in your hotel room let me just cut back to you're watching return of the Jedi right you're watching you're going I can't wait to tell everyone about this oh no no no no I got it I got it I got it I got it no you got me on that one thank you I'll let you I'll let you jab at me I went to

the Daniel Johnston mural I know but did you post it yeah so people know that already okay I also went I also went to have you heard of Bucky's the Bucky's is a gas station they have in Texas there's like a hundred pumps but it's like the size of a Walmart they have their own beef jerky section and they you could buy all kinds of stuff like what they have their own barbecue section where you could get like um sandwiches like uh you know like tri-tip sandwiches oh they have their own potato chips

called beaver chips oh so they make their own beaver potato chips okay um they also sell um Bucky's parapher like like like t-shirts and beanies they have merch they have merch they also have I see these I see stations every a couple meters where they have just like 7-eleven Bobby no just like 7-eleven just like 7-eleven or what Bobby in my mind I'm saying this is not working I know it is working and you switched topic no it is no let's let's go to doc

you know you you go break you up in that fucking corner I know I thought in my mind I thought it would resonate right I thought it would resonate and it didn't and I take it back how about if I segue in a very positive way there you go all right do you see any of the Star Wars movies no you don't know anything about it no maybe you don't know one character please um the one that says I am the father yeah I am the far he goes I am the father hear me roar that's what he says

Luke Skywalker yeah that's the only thing you know yeah okay so let's talk about what let's you call it did you watch all the Star Wars doc not all of them but I watched a lot of which ones have you missed we'll see rogue I think I know I know no no no no aside from the off shit movies yeah just the core nine movies did you see the core nine I saw all the way up to inspire strikes back in uh that's the that was the second

movie so you return on a Jedi so you're the first one Empire Strikes Back you saw return of the Jedi and that's it let's say Bobby I ain't yeah I know I know but when I'm asking you is you know man I know why why you only saw those three uh-huh you loved Empire Strikes Back yeah do you know why that's your favorite one yeah you know why what what we're gonna say what do you think I was gonna say you're gonna say something about Lando Carusian

Billy Dee Williams I know him I know yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah that was good though do you love Lando yeah it's good when you watch that you know who I'm a fan of what I'm a big fan of bubble fat that's my dude oh yeah oh really yeah I love bubble fat that's my dude right there yeah I thought you were in the movie actually the first one oh yeah which which which character when you little brown with robe

okay all right then let's turn it on you what's your hold up Bob what's your favorite Star Wars and why let's turn it on you well I think Empire Strikes Back is the best one because why it's dark why it's dark um the ending ending of the movie is like not positive it's you know I mean you know it's crazy he loses his hand yeah right um they took Han Solo in carbonite carbonated carbonated cloud city yeah it was a dark episode but um I liked the first three I liked

what was the worst oh Phantom Menace oh no Phantom Menace no Phantom Menace is the worst one the second the Ryan Johnson what was it one the second one that he did sound like the new one the last Jedi the last Jedi was terrible dude Phantom Menace was the worst the last Jedi Anakin's a kid no listen I know I know but remember the last Jedi where Princess Lady gets shot into space and she's dead oh and she's like yeah she's flying in space

yeah that was a bad choice terrible yeah what else did you not like about it so that I didn't like I didn't like uh I just didn't like the way they brought Luke into the thing yeah you know respect Luke's name yeah respect them exactly yeah yeah I just thought the whole thing was like um also like that whole like the rebellion like you know how I forgot what's all you are here the Vegas stuff yeah that was kind of random right and then they bust all those animals out yeah yeah that was unnecessary yeah yeah yeah yeah they had Las Vegas in there yeah they had Las Vegas in there yeah yeah yeah yeah

Donald Trump's in it anyway um it's great Donald Trump okay I should have asked in Star Wars why would he be in he's he's just pulling your leg yeah see that's why you know he's pulling your leg why would you even believe that you fucking asshole because it's Star Wars all right so you know anybody could be in Star Wars everyone's gonna be in it man yeah yeah yeah cuz you said Vegas though yeah yeah there's a Vegas like city it's not bad its Vegas man yeah yeah it's kinda life Vegas but not yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah why would you say Donald who would have you don't know much about pop culture huh

not really bro no no he does he just grew no I wanna ask him ask him what like his favorite movies growing up go ahead doc give me your top three movies yeah school man school yeah rip me apart school top three movies yeah yeah heat yeah because what what was that line in heat My son's, my son's rises, my son's rises, my son's rises, rises with you. You love that quote, huh? That was a little soft. Yeah, yeah.

You didn't feel that right there? What's the second one? Two more movies. Two more movies. Ah, Dummy Dummy. Don't be like this, man. Don't, don't be judgmental. If I'm gonna make movies, I'll hit y'all tackling in the back, don't I?

That's from the stomach, that's from your heart, don't do it Steve, I'm done. He's doing it from his heart dude, he really believes that Dumb and Dumber is one of his favorite movies, I love it, I love that. Doc, one more. One more please. One more. Training Day. Why is that one?

It's a good movie. That was a good movie. That was a good movie. That was a good movie. That was a good movie. So Heat, Dumb and Dumber. And Training Day. Does it go in that order you think?

Yeah. Whatever. I just, can I put Toon Stone difference in there too. What the fuck? Get to western, Dumb and Dumber. Okay, never mind by Nirvana. Really? Yeah.

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All right, I got to tell you a crazy story. Go ahead. Let's fucking have it with this guy. Go ahead. So you know how the OR at the back door of the comedy store, where we sit and we are on a post right there. And then there's the bathroom right there. The front or the back?

Oh, the hallway. The hallway. The hallway in the back. We come out of the cars. So Bobby parks his car, comes and I'm sitting on the stool. And he said, I got to go to the bathroom. So he goes in the bathroom. And then there's a customer waiting right behind the door.

Bobby comes charging out a couple of minutes later with his pants down his ankles, wobbling, yellow belly out and everything. He comes charging at me and everything. And then the customer gets so fucking mad. And he sees Bobby with his pants down, yellow cheeks out. With his dick out? Because I don't know, where do you get them draws

from the underwear you got with the cheeks? Stick out a little bit. Anyway, no, he had his draws on. But his pants down with his ankles. So he's like hobbling towards me. And then the customer goes, hey man. Because what the fuck? You didn't wash your hands.

Go back in there and wash your fucking hands. And wobble back in. This guy. I wobbled back in and washed my hands. This guy. This guy was more concerned about his dude washing his hands. Oh, then him being naked. Fucking.

Let's go back to the underwear. What kind of underwear was he wearing? Why? I just know. I don't know these draws with the cheeks. But they were boxer shorts. They were different kinds of underwear, right? Yeah, they're not.

Are you a boxer's guy or are you a tidy white guy? I'm a boxer's. Yeah, real man. Let me see. Let me see. What are you wearing? Boxers. Okay.

Get me two. I'm all about the boxers. Oh, Frutival. We're about two. Oh, no, no. Frutival. I want to see what I have. Okay, all right.

See, that's different. What are you? The underwear is always something different. Dude, what is that? Snake skin? Yeah. Holy smokes. You're wearing snakes.

Get underwear. Every time. Why is there a rip towards the top? Dude, there's something wrong with you. No, you need therapy, dude. It's time. No, it's time. Yeah, it's time.

It's time. I'm in therapy, dude. Yeah, dude. You need it. You're in therapy room? You need it. We all need it. We all need it.

Therapy's really good. Are you really in therapy or just saying? We had therapy. We actually had therapy. No, no. Are you just saying that just to look good? Are you really doing it? I have a therapist with my...

Yeah, right? I do therapy every Thursday. Is this true? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You really doing therapy? I've been doing it for years. I'm proud of you. I didn't know that.

What? What do you guys talk about with your therapy? I've talked about you. And then mom and dad? No, you. Okay, that's fine. Yeah, yeah. Okay.

A lot about you, man. Okay. Yeah. I want to apologize. What do you apologize for? I remember as a kid in Minnesota, I used to just punch you. For no reason. For no reason.

And then you would be like, don't hit your brother, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I want to apologize. That was wrong. So you're 51, 52? Hmm. You're 51, 52? No.

Yeah. He's 50, right? No, I'm 40. I'm younger. Oh, that's right. Okay. Three years younger. Does he look younger?

Yeah. Yeah. I had your back. I got your back. I got your back. I got your back. I got your back. I got your back.

He's fucking betrayed you. He was no more. That was real, dude. He really looked younger, though. Like, yeah, he looked really younger. That was real, dude. Hold up. Doc, I had your back the whole time.

No, no, no. I had your back freaking back the whole time. I know. I know, yeah. I was going to take a bullet for you, and then you did that. Now, how do you feel now? A little betrayed. A little bit.

Yeah. Dude, are we on the same page? Give me some skin. I love it. I love it. Dude, please be on my side. I love it. You said that you was punching on him, so usually that's what the older brother does.

Oh, he's knocked me out. Remember that time? Wait, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. Let me set the context. We were wrestling in mom and dad's room. I did an arm drag and your arm went out the window. You were headbutting each other on our feet. My whole body went out the window.

No, no, your arm went out. Did it break glass? It broke glass. We broke the glass of the window. So my head and my arm are out the window. Out the window. Right? You pulled it back in.

Yeah. You caulked. He did something where he caulked back. Yeah, he's caulking back. I mean, boo, he just knocked me out. Right. Wow. But let me say something.

He knocked me out like a couple times. Can I just say this? Go ahead, go ahead, go ahead. That's usually my reaction when somebody throws me out a window. That's just my gut. No, no, no. Don't shake my head. No, don't shake my head.

No, no, no. Honestly, dude. No, no. Usually my gut instinct. No, no, no. I don't know what you do. I love you. I don't know what you do.

You know, I love you so much. I punch the guy in the head. Dude, I love you so much. You know that. Don't throw me out a window. I have no reaction. Yeah, yeah, yeah. In fact, I haven't done.

We haven't been like that. We haven't gotten to fight in many, many years. Oh, dude. Oh my God. Many years. We would play FIFA. We'd be playing FIFA, right? FIFA.

Oh, it's on the video game. Yeah, yeah. We're playing FIFA and that is placed in orange. That place, right? Okay. Okay. And I would score the winning goal, right? Like 10 seconds left.

Yeah, I won. Right. And my brother would go. Right in my fucking face. No, no, no, no. I would do this. No, no, no. Hold up.

He's not giving me. He's not doing the real story. It started with Knockout Kings, the boxing game. Okay. Right? Yeah. We win all 12 rounds. Yeah.

There's a button where you can hit them in the nuts. Yeah. They'll bend over. Yeah. Then you could do a cheap shot. Yeah. He did that to me. Oh.

I pulled two knives off. What? Two knives, bro? This is... No, no, no. Look at me. No, no, no. There's like this.

Yeah, he did that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think the reverse crane. The reverse crane. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I go, you want to do it? Let's do it, dude. All right, but let me ask you this, though.

Okay? Yeah. The two knives incidents that happened in Silver Lake. Let me finish. Go ahead. Let me finish. Go ahead. It happened in Silver Lake, correct?

Sanborn. Sanborn. That's in Silver Lake. Correct. That was in Silver Lake in Silver Lake in Silver Lake. I had the idea that was this morning. Okay, so I thought about this. If that wouldn't have happened, I don't think you would have booked Matt TV.

That gave them the extra. So what happened? That gave them the extra extra. No, no, no, no, no. I gave them the extra extra booking. No, no, so that's the positive. So you should make me... No, no, no.

No, no, no. No, can we hear the other side? No, no, no, no. It was two in the morning, right? I'm so sorry. I feel hor... Come on. Let me just finish.

Okay. It was two in the morning, right? I had to audition for my final audition at Matt TV for Matt TV, right? Meanwhile, I'm dodging, you know, I mean not knives from him because he's gonna kill me, right? He thinks that He's the reason why Right like when I was in the audition, I was just like I better get this cloud was died No, I gave you an edge. I gave you an edge. No, did you wake up the next day with I didn't wake up?

I didn't sleep. Oh shit. Yeah Being doc is he booked it. He booked it man. He was off for nine years. That's the point. Yeah Did you thank him for that? No, it's not You get to your you perform at he literally thought that he were older than no, he just made a that was a common mistake You know, did you believe that? Yeah, so That hit me like a bullet of depression just hit me Like wow that bad, I don't know it kind of bothered me a little bit

Do you guys think that if we us three right as a team did that show alone? No us for maybe Yeah, it's a survivalist show, you don't know what it is, you know, they'll drop them in Alaska It's a survivalist show it's a survivalist show. What's the show that they had before surviving when they dropped them off When they drop them off naked, come on Watch a little bit. Yeah, if we did naked and afraid, right? All right us three naked, right? I should have There's another survivalist show that I didn't want to cause. No, no, no, I'm just saying. Yeah, right hypothetically, right?

Yeah, us three naked on naked and afraid, right? We're out here. What we're out where we're on like what? No, Alaska. No, Columbia. Yeah, I thought it was cold. That's alone. Oh, that's alone. Yeah Sorry, sorry, sorry. Naked afraid. We're in some sort of jungle, right. So we're naked. Oh, come on. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Okay Oh He's a Native American tribal thing. Native language. Yeah, but it's like Columbia. You know what I mean?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I thought I was with you. I'm not with you. I'm not there. Fuck. Yeah. We would die. Within a day, we would die.

You don't think us that we could do it? We wouldn't last a week. Yeah. We would not last a week. Oh, no. Yeah. We would not survive. How do you know?

Dude, insects, the weather. We need to start a fire. We need to find food. Insects is protein. It's a whole thing, dude. Insects is protein. That's number one. So we do bugs.

So that's we good. Maybe that's your job. We're naked, right? Doc, go collect the bugs. There we go. How would you do it? With the net, right? No, you have no net.

Well, we don't have nothing? Yeah, you have nothing. No, we have nothing. Yeah. We just can't. We have a tarp. We'll get it. I mean, we just eat them as we see them.

Like, I'm like, oh, that was a prana mask. I think that should be your job. I think you're... I think you'd be... That guy. Yeah, no, you save it all. What are you going to do one at a time? No, you put it in one...

No, we have a basket. No, Bobby. Dude, I'm telling you right now. This is how I want it. That's how you want it. But I'm saying... As a team, we got to work something out, right? Okay.

So you're a bug guy. What would you be? Get the water. How would you do it? Go to the water. Yeah, but where? The lake. I'd go to the lake.

What if there's no lake? I'd go get a bucket. A bucket? Yeah. And then do what? Hold on, hold on, hold on. No, no, no. Check this out.

Check this out. If I couldn't have my little shit to catch the bug. How would he... I'd boil the water to make it drinkable. Where would you get the water, fuckface? And where would you boil it? There's no lake. Ain't no pots, either.

Yeah. Well, we need water or dead, because that's... Yeah, that's your job. Maybe extract it from the leaves. Okay. That's a good one. Now you're thinking. You know what I'm saying?

Tom Hank's castaway. Remember what he did? What'd he do? No, what'd he do? He did that. Right? With the leaves. In the river?

Yeah. Yeah, remember? But he also had coconuts on the island. But I feel... You know what I feel like, though? You don't think I could do it? No, I know you can. I could totally do it.

But can I be honest with you? Go ahead. Be honest with me, I mean. Okay. If you're out doing that, right? I bet you'd take more water for yourself. No, I would never do that. Oh, wow.

No, I would never do that. You would get a couple more drops. No, no, no. And you and you would be eating more bugs than... Well, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Well, what about you? What about you?

You're pointing fingers. What about you? What would you do? What would you do? I'm building a condo, baby. You ain't building nothing. Yeah, I'm building... I was a fortress, baby.

Out of what? Out of bamboo shoots. No, you... You don't know that. Out of bamboo shoots, leaves. I do know. Oh, because you're in Colombia. Okay.

That's... I don't know. Yeah. Now you get it, right? Yeah. Yeah, right. You're... I got bamboo shoots, right?

Mm-hmm. I'm making elevated shit, right? Yeah. There's gonna be a system where, like, you know what I mean? You need a machete, though. You need tools. Yeah, we get it. We use rocks.

So how many items we get? How many items we get? We all get one. So what would be your item? A net. Okay, so good. Because I've seen what they do. So we all get one item?

Yeah, what do you want with your item? To fish. To fish. Oh, shit. I would have a spear. Okay. Okay, for what? Spear fishing.

And a hunt. Yeah, no leg. But... And a hunt. And a hunt. Oh, a hunt. But you got a machete. What do you think you could hunt?

You cannot. A lot of things. A lot of birds, fowl. A bird? With a spear? Yeah, a fowl. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Wait, if you sneak up on him, you can...

Yeah, you can... With a spear. Yeah, I can chop him. I think I can just... I don't know your spear work, so... Yeah, well... Really. So it's gonna be like...

Right through the goddamn heart. I'm good. Look at that bird a half a mile away. Yeah. Go get it, doc. You can get it? That's what half a mile. That's what you think.

I'm thinking more like an owl or something. Just sitting there... Oh, a Colombian owl. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Something right there in the vicinity. There's so many of those.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. In the jungle. He could do it. Oh, really? Yeah. How the fuck do you know? I just know. A spear or a boar?

Yeah. A boar. Dude, they're triple your size. Well, you know, in Rambo first blood... You're the spear, though. I'm not. No, Rambo first blood. He was on top of the tree.

You think he's John Rambo? Yeah. You know what Rambo did? No, but he's not John Rambo. No, but he was on top of the tree. Look at John Rambo. Look at Rambo. My brother thinks that.

My brother thinks that. My brother thinks that dog. Yeah. First blood, John J. Rambo. That guy. Yeah, John J. Rambo. Yeah. He totally identical.

No, no, no, no. No, he could do it. No. Rip the sand. This guy did it in the movie. You think that's him? He could do it. No.

Yeah, he could do it. There's no way. You know the scene, right? He's on top of the tree branch. Yeah. And it, boom, he gets the bore. I feel like you though. That's what I'm saying.

And I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not doing a joke. Okay. About your size or I'm not doing a joke about, you know what I mean? Anything about that. That's the scene. That's what I'm talking about. I know. Dude, that's dog.

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Guess what he senses What predator from the movie That made no sense What are you referring to what are you getting at? Do you rest of the movie predator? I own it. I love predator Yeah, aren't they on the trees? Yeah Oh, he has that he's gonna give him an ability. Oh, so he has a It was the native guy that it was the native guy that sensed him. Okay, you remember. Oh, you're right. Yeah, right We would last

Six hours. Yeah That's it. Yeah. Yeah No, no, no, I ain't no fucking bug bro. Oh, yeah, that's your meal, dude Well, what do you how would we catch food? Well, how would you eat snares? No, but what? How are you gonna find that Poisonous poison, but yes a lot of fruit and vegetables and stuff. Hey guys, I found a carrot I found a can of V8 out here I'm trying to get you in it. Yeah, we're in a row

But there are nuts and stuff, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, what about bananas? You know, it's gotta be something like that Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, but you know some of those berries and stuff are poisonous. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, you gotta know you Yeah, but I think water is the most important. Oh, yeah, but I think the mosquitoes would eat us up alive. Oh, yeah Kill us. What if we in Colombia, we got to worry about like tigers and stuff like that. Yeah Yeah, are you good you think we killed one I Would eat it. I wouldn't eat it. No, I would eat it. You would eat a panther. Yeah, dude We're out there for three days. Yeah, that's food. You better eat the bugs. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm gonna be smashing bugs Yeah, yeah, you know, you would not eat a panther. No. Yeah. Yeah, you're hungry. You would if you're hungry

You would yeah, okay. That's for damn short. You would if I got enough bugs. I'm good What let me ask you this I don't think so what if it? Well, let's say it wasn't a show and panther it wasn't a show. We were in a survival situation, right? Mm-hmm and one of us dies Right, I would never eat them. I wouldn't eat him or you That's I know you're getting it. I would not eat you guys Why cuz you're my brother. I know but I'm dead. I know but that just wouldn't feel right. Oh, hell. No, that's what you

Know both of you Yeah, I would eat both of you. That's what you would do. Yeah, it would be like a rotisserie thing You're sticking on your mouth your brother. Yeah, you're being fucking Yeah, I don't give a fuck dude and I would take a knife and just slowly you know me a little bit You would not eat my nuts. I would not you're not sacked now. Okay, okay, because I don't want it Well, it's dry. It's dry skin. Yeah. Yeah, I don't like it. Okay. No problem. Is that cured yet? Yeah. Yeah Yeah, you want to see? No, no, are you good? I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's all here. Yeah so um All right, well then that's good I feel like we accomplished something. Yeah, the meals do you eat? I only eat one meal a day. Do you eat more than one meal? Yeah, I eat twice. I eat one one meal. Yeah. Why? I don't know Yeah, I just need one is that wrong I Don't know. Okay. Well, could they say you supposed to eat three times and you fucking only need once I feel great though Yeah, you know, it's called it's called intermittent fasting in a minute. Yeah

One meal a day. Yeah. Yeah. Wow. Yeah for how long you've been on there? mmm For a year now, I think and Bobby he's like what four or five. Oh, dude. You eat a lot, dude It's so you eat a lot. I just ask you, you know, he orders customize of Pan pizzas from somewhere and they deliver it like these thick pizzas. He puts them in the oven. He eats gourmet shit Oh, yeah. Yeah. What why? No, I'm just saying I'm just that you want me to join up to darno. No, I'm just saying that's good No, no, it's a couple extra bucks. I want everyone could do that. That's all I'm saying everyone work. You can do it No, no, no, they go to the grocery store. They get like there's your nose. This is what you say. Okay. Yeah, but now you

I get discerned. No, I'm not shaming you. I'm not I'm not shaming you get a little bit. You love the little minute Yeah, the Celeste the Celesties Dijonos got the little small ones too. I like those. Oh, yeah, but you don't have them. You don't you want to talk about The dinner we had what dinner Well, you know, let's be mindful about it though, you know, cuz it was a nice it was a nice What experience I thought was good. Okay, go ahead. You had dinner today. No, I'm Klaila reservations to a Double Michelin star a sushi restaurant. That was very exclusive. Very good very very exclusive where dude

There was a sign where you can't talk in there. There's like rules Really? Yeah, and then what a fucking restaurant. I can't talk you can't talk and then there's this complete sign No, this is a whole different thing. It's a whole different thing It was all and then when we showed up what happened a restaurant, dude There's only five other people in there. They have to do like reservations like a year Type of food is this it's the rarest Japanese fish like that like like to an Okinawa Like these rare fishes that are sea urchins like yeah, just rare stuff. Yeah. Yeah, and they would

Would sit there and it's one of those places where you don't you can't order anything. They just bring it to you Yeah Just go at it Exactly no, they do no no no cuz they show you They show you the goddamn chef with the I have chopped in this he's a fucking Michelin star fucking chef. Yeah, you Well, then we're not gonna bring you there now how embarrassing would it be with them there? You have to eat it. Yeah, yeah, so you have to eat whatever dude. It's a $800. It's a crazy It's a $800. I have to be able to talk for $800. That's a lot. I'm gonna say something to somebody. What do you want to say?

Bring bring me a sandwich Here yeah, someone fucking just go bone appetite and just walk away. No, we can't know you have to What the fuck this guy they show you they show you like a sea urchin like with spikes. It's crazy Yeah, so they it was sea urchins and a lot of Caviar a lot of caviar caviar soup thing. Yeah. Yeah Yeah, and it was a pretty good meal. No, pretty good pretty good Yeah, pretty good stuff. Yeah. Yeah, it's pretty good stuff. Yeah. Yeah, but we we we got the fuck out of there We didn't finish it

It was a lot though, and you had a set to do it. It was like two and a half hours long. Yeah, it was a long It was a whole experience imagine not talking for two and a half hours. Yeah. Yeah, that's that's what I'm saying for 800 bucks Yeah, a piece They make their own wasabi. No, no, it was 400 a piece. Oh, yeah, yeah, 400 pieces. It was 800. Yeah, yeah, it's crazy They make their own wasabi. It was pretty good though. Yeah. Yeah, it was a nice fun experience with you Yeah, sure. Yeah, you know, so let's thank Calila. Thanks again Calila. So you guys do things together all the time Oh, no, not really. I haven't seen this guy in a long time. He's a busy guy Well, he did come over. I mean, you know during the pandemic, we didn't see each other a lot and yeah

But he's my brother, you know, I know where he is, you know, yeah He's difficult because he doesn't keep his ringer on. Yeah, do not disturb, right? So it's not disturbed The only way you can call him is whatever the murder I don't know I just whenever I hear the sound, I just, you know, it just gives me anxiety, like Why don't you even have a cell phone in? I don't know. I just like, you know, I'll check it when I check it and then I always hit you back and everything's fine Yeah, I'll say call me and then I'll call you back. Okay. And that's a wrap. Thanks for tuning in to Bad Friends, okay? Episode 229, okay

Who the fuck is that? That's Bobby. Oh, dude, that looks like you Is that you Bob? Who the fuck? Dude, that's you You and makeup. What is this? Is that you? That's not me, dude. Dude, that looks exactly like you Dude, that looks like Holy smokes. Is that you? That's you, dude. That's not me, dude. That's you I don't look like that. Your face is exact, right, doc? Bro, that's your doppelganger, right?

Dude, that's your doppelganger. Holy. Dude, is that you, Bob? Yeah, that's me Why would you do that? I'm over here like, man, this dude looks just like Bob. Is that you? Yeah, yeah I have a video. I have a video that I want you guys to laugh at if you Go ahead. Go ahead. So, um, I got one too after you. You got one? Yeah. All right. So go to youtube. Okay. This is Let me explain my let me explain. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. I got a good one. No I got a good one after you. So this one's called uh, I ain't gay no more. Okay, type it in. All right. So what it is So the point is we don't laugh. We don't right. We watch the video. We don't laugh. All right. So right

So it's basically he goes to church. He's obviously gay, right? Yeah, but now that he's church. He wants to say You know, like he's that he's not he's saved. Yeah, he's a christian now. Yeah, he's a christian now, right? So he really believes it, right? But it's like, you know, deep down inside He's yeah, got you. All right. Okay. So don't like yeah, yeah So the point is we don't laugh. Yeah. Yeah. So start from the beginning Do you believe that the lord tonight has set you free? Yes, sir Turn around and tell those people I'm not gay no more. I am delivered

I don't like me no more. I thought I liked women Okay But there's videos now of him now going that was just You know, okay. Yeah, it's at my turn your turn. Go ahead. Okay. So pull up. Uh, okay So let me let me you can't hear anything by the way. No, I'm over here. Okay. Let me Okay, this premise is okay. It's a type in virginity is virginity is cool. I know this one already You know, well, let's show it to doc. Yeah, but you can't even hear it. Okay. And it's not that funny I think it's funny. All right. Okay. Okay. Okay. Try not to laugh. Go ahead

virginity is cool. Come on. Come on virginity is cool. What up virginity is cool. He's got it. He's got virginity is cool Come on. Come on. He is cool. What up? Well, they don't they don't get the joke. All right. It's fun Jules, do you like it? It is cool. Come on now. Yeah, it's funny. Yeah, it is cool though because I because I went to I used to go to church It is cool. I used to go to church virginity is cool. It is cool. Yeah. Yeah That's it. Okay. So I got to pull up a funny video Yeah, you just tell them to type something in that you think will make us laugh and then we'll watch it Oh, shit. Yeah, uh teddy bear prank

With the black What man? I thought that's the teddy bear prank is funny. You know what? I'm gonna give you a shot teddy bear prank I think this will be a good one. Who's in the who's in the bear suit? He is. Oh, he's trying to scare his kid He's trying to scare his kid. Yeah, he's scaring his father. Oh, he's scaring his father. Oh, I see. Okay Do they got them on the road? Do they got them on the curfew? They shut the city down. I didn't hope I would try to fire with you. They all got shit. I they don't get no fuck Get the fuck out of here Fuck out of here

Yeah, man, that's right. Oh, they were still outside. Yeah, right Oh He's got a knife That's a good one. Holy smokes Oh my god You know what? You know what that was so dangerous. That was good. Somebody's gonna die. I know but that was good. Yeah They committed to it. Yeah. Yeah. They committed to it. Yeah. That was a good one. That was better than both of ours That shit had me on it on the floor. I said, good job, motherfucker.

Anyway, thank you for being bad friends. My bad. I didn't know we was gonna say it at the same time We didn't know some topics we could talk about. Don't be funny. What? You have to ask me if I've seen this script. Ask me about this This whiff game. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 10 minutes right there. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ask me about that. Do you see it? No, but that's why we hope you see that. Save that for the podcast. All right. You asked me that. That's a 20 minute thing right there. That's a 20 minute thing. No, you know what else is going to be there, right? Dog. Oh, I love dog. Little dog? That's my home. I love dog. Okay, the dog's a little big dog. Dog from the doorman dog from the comedy store years ago? No, my doctor. Dr. Powers should be

a dog with glasses. No, my doctor. Dr. Powers would be stupid. Hey, will you stop filming?