Bad Friends - Stabbed With Ramen

Episode Date: July 5, 2021

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Hey, we here at bad friends want to show some love to our bad friends family Jenna Sunday who is an artist that works on she's made so much so much incredible stuff that you guys have seen VFX stuff When the spiders crawl across the table on on the show and lightning and storms and light changes and she's a part of her Family and we want to help her and so can you help Ian and the family with Ian's liver transplant? Yeah, her brother brother a sick and we're trying to promote her go fund me because we believe here We're a family of bad friends We hope you guys are a part of our family and we hope that you guys help contribute to helping one of our family members Get through an extremely tough time. It'd mean a lot to us

Yeah, so be a bad friend and go donate if you can we're gonna donate right now donate now And we'll put the link in the description so everyone can can click on it Bob's donating right now So thanks for being a bad friend and donate. Hey Tomorrow night, we're gonna be a Brea together Brea improv 8 p.m.. It's a great show I've got Andrew on it and Chad and JT from their podcast gonna do and then some other people might show up Who knows who knows we're gonna be doing shows and also Go to Andrew Santino.com. I'm gonna be in Houston in a couple of weeks

Houston's up first then I go to Madison then I go to Nashville and Boston and I'm all over the place. So go to Andrew Santino.com Houston show up All right, and also Tuesday night before the Brea improv Jules is gonna do a little set Jules will be doing a set Yes, yes, you don't have to make sure you come out to see Jules do her first stand-up comedy show. Yeah Where's my Red Bull? Who are you? What do you mean? That's the new on trace. I told you I got rid of Andre's and I wanted someone new Do you know do you know what his name is? I Want to call him. I'm gonna call him what I want to call him. What's your name? Chongo?

What do you say? Ignatio Look at me. His attitude. Ignatio. Ignatio. Ignatio. Who is this guy? That's Ignatio. I love him Ignatio. I got rid of that bag of trash Andres yeah, and I got Ignatio. Ignatio. Look at me. Yeah, say Ignat. Like Ignat. Go Ignat Ignat. And I go. Adio. Leo. No. Adio. Leo. No, look. Eh. Eh. Leo. Ignat. Eh. Leo. Ignatio. Ignatio. The perfect. Yeah, perfect Ignatio, thanks for coming. Yeah, thanks for filling in. He's like made out of half human half stone Ignatio. Yeah, his face. It's just like he was very serious. Yeah, he looks like one of those shelter

I would shelter island the shelter island statues Do you remember those? Yeah, yeah, just Get off my island. Get off the island. Last night. Is he Spanish? Yeah, of course This would he shut the fuck up because he's talking way more. Ask him. He's talking more than Andres. So where are you from in in Espan, Espanja? Espanja from Sevilla. Sevilla. Oh, bro. Sevilla is the most beautiful place on earth. Great soccer team. It's spelled Sevill, right? Yes. That's how white people say it. Sevill. We went to Sevill on vacation. Yeah, that's how

My people do it. We had tapas. We okay. Check it. We flew to Sevill. Yeah. All right. And then they have This stuff called Carpaccio. You ever hear of Carpaccio? It's nuts. What? No, it's Carpaccio. We had him. He's doing a bit Enthentio. What the fuck is his name? Enthentio. Ignatio. Ignatio. Shut the fuck up. What is Ignatio's name in American? I can tell. I can tell you right now. What is it? Ted. Ted. Good to see you, Ted. Well, thanks for filling in, Ted. No problem. My pleasure. What do you think about our new Andres? I prefer Andres. Whoa. He's right there, the guy. Right there. That's crazy. Why don't you like Ignatio? He's more serious. He is more serious. He's more serious. You know what he does for a living, this guy? What? You're not gonna believe this. Can I guess? Sure. He works in a mine somewhere. Did he talk to you before the show? He looks like he works in a mine. He used to. He used to run a mine.

He gathers iron ingots. He does? Yeah. Well, no, he was the foreman. Okay, bring up the ingots. Yeah. He's a heart surgeon, dude. He used to be a heart surgeon. What kind of hearts? Like bovine? Bovine. He would do surgery on bovine hearts, cow hearts. Do they have open heart surgery cows? Yeah, they do. Why? High cholesterol. High fat. High cholesterol. Their diet's insane. Look at how fat they are. Well, they're hamburgers. If you're a hamburger, you're gonna give yourself a high cholesterol. How many cows have you performed heart surgery on, Ignatio? I lost the count. You need to get that valve. You need to get that valve. He lost count. Get him out of here. What is this? It's my brother. So, you want to work for the Scissor Bros podcast, huh? What makes you think you can cut it here? I'm tired of working with Divas, and I'm going to work with you. What is your greatest asset as an employee? Well, I call myself the Quentin Tarantino podcast. Oh, my God. I have rescued forgotten talent and made them stars again. Oh, my God. I think I can make you stars. Did you have any issues with your last employer? If so, please explain in detail. Okay. So, I work with two comedians. Who are they?

Bobby Lee and Andrew Santino. You might have heard of them. Oh, yeah. We heard of them. Yeah. And, you know, they're funny. They just yell a lot, you know. They do yell a lot. We don't. We don't. You guys have a lot more positive energy, right? Like I say. Exactly what we try to do. Yeah, he's doing the scissors. Wait, what'd you do? So, you know about it? He knows about the scissors. I love the scissors. Yeah. Are you comfortable with male nudity? Yes. When can you start? They're trying to steal our people, Bob. The nerve. First, they steal our show. Then they steal our employees. They're not going to pay him anything. They won't be able to afford him. There's no chance. And also, I'm very supportive of my brother. So, should we just give them Andres? They can have them. All right. You heard it here first. You can have them. We fired them. You get our leftovers. You can have them. You can have our leftovers. By the way, we're losing at Nathio. He's got to go. Okay. Nathio's got to leave because he's got to get home to... Bye, Nathie. Bye, Nathie. Thanks for filling in, I guess. Nathie. I guess. No problem. I miss Andres. So much. What if I just clapped and Andres was back in the chair? I would love that. They just jump-cutted it. No way. I never thought I would miss Andres. You didn't? I miss him. It was there last night, though. What a night. What a night we had last night. What a night last night we had last night. My God. My God, what a night. So, Bob and I went down to the Braille Improv. It was called Bobby Lee Does New Material with Friends and he didn't tell them they were going to do new material. That's what the name of the show was.

So we all show up and nobody knows we're supposed to do new material and he starts complaining that some of the other comics that were on the show were doing material that was a material, stuff that they'd done before. And then we all said, when did you want us to do new stuff? And you said, that's what the show is, but nobody knew that. Yeah, it's called Bobby Lee's shit show. Listen. You are a shit show, so it could be just called Bobby Lee's show. Andy. Andy. Don't do it, Bob. Don't do it. But when you make me mad, I got to call you Andy. What happened last night was Bob and I did a show. Bob didn't tell anybody that you were supposed to do new material, so we all went out there. Well, no, no. Andrew, let me just ask you something. Can I say something, by the way? Can I finish? Can I finish? Can I finish? Go ahead. Bobby didn't want to go last on his own show, so he wanted to go in the middle, which is crazy. Yes, it is. You're supposed to headline your own show. No, I'm not. Yes, you are. The whole reason why I did it in the first place is I'm not going to raise my voice is because I haven't been going up at all ever. Doesn't matter. It was my second time up, right? And I wanted an environment where I wasn't playing at the store because I don't like playing. I just wanted to just kind of get my chops back up. I know.

So the whole point of it was I thought maybe I create like an open mic situation, but that's more insulated and I'll do it where I can control it at the very improv. I thought 100 people would show up, 50 people. It's 400. How many 400? Sold out. Yeah. Last Tuesday and this Tuesday. And I'm not going to do, my last one is next Tuesday. I'm not doing it anymore because it's like it's too much. Why? Because it's like I'm going up and doing 10 minutes and then it's like people are going, well, you know what I mean? What do you mean? The whole show was packed with comics. People loved it. It was great. I know, but people want me to do more time. Well, what happened last night was Bobby went up in the middle and did some time and then I was supposed to close the show or go last. And then I said, you got to come up on stage with me and you did. And we had a blast, didn't you? We did 40 minutes. I didn't want to do it. Yeah, you did. No, in the beginning I didn't, but then I'm like, oh, I don't think he's going to do stand-up. I wasn't going to. Right. So you grabbed the other mic and then you and I did a 25 minute. 34 minutes. 34 minute improv. We did a bunch of improv. Here, let me show you why Pete's got it, why you came up on stage in the first place because a gentleman in the front row yelled out, Bobby, let's see your wiener or something.

And I said, he's not going to show you his wiener. And then Bobby said, yes, let's press play and find out. So you take him backstage. Yeah. Oh, he just wanted a picture. Insane. He wanted a picture of that man. That he got what he wanted finally. Very sweet. Very sweet. So this guy, so this guy, so this guy, this guy goes, let me see your penis. Obviously, I'm not going to just fucking, not everyone gets to see it. That's right. Right. Special people. He's a celebrity. He's rep by APA. Does he really have? Yeah, I'm with CA, but my dick is right by APA.

Is he lit or theatrical or lit? Oh, yeah. He's a writer. He's written three scripts. Get out of town. Yeah. Wow. Yeah. So this guy goes, let me see your dick. I go, because you don't want to get canceled, right? And you kind of think of the modern times. So I go, how do I pull this? I'll bring him up on stage. Yeah. I'll bring him behind this curtain. Privately. Privately. He asked. He asked. So there's no problem out there. No. And you did it in a private location. Right. I pulled it out. He doesn't look at it. Okay. And he looks me right in the eyes and he goes, I don't want to see it. Can I get a photo? Yeah. All he wanted was a picture. Yeah, but it's like, now I look like the fool. No, you don't look like a fool. Yeah, my penis is out, Andy. But nobody saw it. Robert, nobody saw your penis, including the gentleman's back. Like, is it small? No. Well, yeah. I mean, but he didn't see it. The funny thing is, I had the camera pointed at such a perfect angle. Yeah. I was like, well, we'll have to blur it out and I catch no penis.

Yeah, because I'm my belly. Because your slope. Yeah, because your slope. Slope. You can't say slope. Your stomach. The slope of your stomach. Don't do that to me. Oh, it's nippy out. Are you going to do that too? Oh, please. Son of a bitch. Don't just try to listen to my words and find a chink in the armor. Don't just do that. That's not fair. No, the slope of your stomach covered up the breath of your penis, which was kind of nice because now there's no nudity on the camera. Right. That's great. I have a self-editing system on my body. Your stomach is photoshopped. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But that guy had a great time and he loved it. But then one of my favorite things that happened last night was I had seen Brea is a part of Southern California where there's a lot of Latino, Latin, Latinx. Yeah, Latinx. So we had a lot of brown people, which are my favorites, but no black people. And I said, Bob, there's no black fans here. You don't have black fans. And there was two men in the front row. Yeah. And they were both black fans of whose? Yours. Mine. Yes. Two black guys. Well, I went to Brea because one of them was wearing, it's summer, and he's wearing a thick-ass Cosby sweater. He didn't speak English.

But with the other, but you know what? I think he wore the Cosby sweater because... Because of what happened today. Guess who got released. I know. Congratulations, Bob. Bill Cosby got out. That's what Bobby always wanted. Like, because I'm doing a show tonight. So... Where? At the store. Okay. So I imagine, like, if by chance Bill Cosby wants to do a guest spot, I'd have to bring him up. Yeah. I'd have to say, our next comic, Ladies, Cover Your Drinks. How can this guy get out? Look at there. He brought it up. He got out. He got out. He got free. Do you know who Bill Cosby is, Rudy? No. Oh, that's crazy. I love that. I love that about you. Well, just by looking at him, who do you think this guy is? Who do you think he is, and what was he... What do you think he meant to us? Do you know anything about him? An actor. He was an actor. He was an actor, yeah. Do you know any films that he might have been in? War movies. War movies, yeah. He wasn't a bunch of war movies. He was. Do you know what wars? Specifically, what war? World War II.

That's right. He was in fucking... Yeah, he was an actor. An actor. Yeah. Did you see what he said when he was walking by cameras? No. He goes, hey, hey, hey. Shut up. I swear to God. Google that. He does a fat Albert. He does a fat Albert. Hey, hey, hey. Wow. Yeah, yeah. So, Bill Cosby was a stand-up comedian. Okay, just I want to just put this in the 80s. Rudy, he was big. There was no one bigger. I mean, he was like, think of right now, who do you think the biggest star is right now? Biggest star? Yeah. Leonardo. Okay, Leonardo DiCaprio. For television, he was that. That that big. There we go. Here you go. Oh, let me hear it. No way. This guy gets on it. This guy gets on it. That's because he used to do it in the 70s, our cartoon called Fat Albert. And his catchphrase was, hey, hey, hey. And that's, he just got out of prison. That's the first thing. He got a prison for rape. And that's what he did. That's the first thing out of his mouth. What a real piece of shit. No, he's a piece of shit. He's a piece of shit. Yeah. You get out of prison for rape and you make it. It's like if I got released from prison, right?

And immediately pulled your penis out. And the first thing out of my mouth was, uh-oh, hot dog. That's insane. What he did was he put stuff in women's drinks. And then they would go to sleep and he would assault them. And he just got out of prison after serving two years. Only two years. That's all you need. If you're Bill Cosby, you get two years and then you're good to go. And you're allowed to walk out and go, hey, hey, hey. Yeah. And also when he was in prison, what made me laugh was, which is not a funny situation, but some inmates, did you hear about this? Through a chicken patty his face. That's very funny. And it hit him like, I just can't imagine it sticking. Chicken patty. And it just kind of slides off his face. I thought he was separated from general population because of his health and age and all that stuff. I just assume that they put them in separate cells. I think at lunch he can join the- Oh, you can sit with the cool kids at lunch. Maybe. I don't know. But you know who the worst is? Camille. His wife. What about her? Oh, because she was like, it's all a lie.

Like, first of all- She stood by him. She's just- They live in two separate houses, I think. What do you- But I guess the question would be, what did America want her to do? Condemn him and then leave him? Well, it's like- I'm just asking. I'm just asking. I'm going to just let you know, if I leave a cigarette butt in the backyard underneath a rock- She's moving out. That's how Lila knows about it. Right. How the fuck does Camille not know that he's- You're saying she's in on it? I just can't imagine her not knowing. I mean, if it was one or two, that's one thing. But it's like 50 or 60. Yeah, whatever it is. It's crazy. Yeah, well, I mean, she was kind of adamant about saying it wasn't real and she was like, this is all lies and all for attention and fame.

And you're like, man, is she so delusion that she might actually believe that? Or she's just trying to hold it down for her? She's holding it down for her because she's making- I mean, obviously, he's a multi-millionaire. Yeah, but no, at this point, she could have all that money. It's not about money. For her, I think it's about- Legacy, maybe. She just doesn't want to- She doesn't want to believe it's real. Maybe. Doesn't want to believe it's real. Yeah. But my favorite interview was when they were, I guess, at an art museum opening or whatever.

And then they did an interview. And I guess his publicist cleared it with, you know, the journalist saying, no, no, no weird questions. Okay. No weird questions. Yeah. And then the guy brings it up. And then there's that weird awkward exchange between Camille Cosby and the journalist. Have you seen that? No. Can we see that? It's so good. Thank you. Okay, here it is.

Thank you. Now, can I get something from you that none of that will be shown? I can't promise that myself, but you didn't say anything. I know I didn't say anything, but I'm asking your integrity that since I didn't want to say anything. It's interesting to talk about integrity. What's your- I don't want to say anything of what value will it have. I don't think it will.

But then he starts pulling weight. He starts telling people, hey, his publicist, can you call, you know what I mean, this person? Oh, wow. Can you call this a watch? This is so shady. If you will just tell your boss the reason why we didn't say that upfront was because we thought that AP had the integrity. He says integrity twice. To not ask. This guy's a rapist, and he's talking about integrity.

What's the point on that? I think you need to get on the phone with his person immediately. Okay. Okay, thank you. Insane. Yeah, yeah. That's insane. Yeah.

So then he calls. You don't have the integrity. Yeah. I like the nerve to talk about integrity to journalists who's like, what's up with all these crazy allocations? But it's not only that, it's just that his boss is like, he's an employee. His boss is like, you got to ask the question. It's all over. What is he going to do?

It's not like, ah, it's inappropriate. It's a museum opening. Yeah, it's like, it's not like what car do you drive? It's not like, do you prefer chicken or beef? It's totally legit. Yeah. I've never seen, that's insane. Look at Camille though.

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When he's like, you're a goddamn piece of shit. I know that. Yeah, yeah. That's my favorite one. That's my, because... Mike Tyson interview and then he's... I mean, he's a slow burn in his mind. What would he say?

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You're not supposed to swear on television. You cannot cuss. Or threaten or threaten the journalist's life. But then don't ask Mike Tyson. He's one of the strongest men. This fucking guy. Yeah, this is it. Yeah, this is it.

Yeah. Now, some of your critics would say, you know, there's a race for mayor. We know you're a convicted rapist. This could hurt his campaign. How would you respond to that? Hey, I don't know who said that. You don't even want to answer that. You know what I mean?

And I don't have no comment to that. No, because it's negative. You're being negative. And I met the mayor. And nothing they can do about it. We actually had a really good time. We talked about George Chevalo. Look at him.

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Literally. Just the same media. You know. Vegas He's turning into the Hulk. Yeah, he wants to just rip this he's So angry It's the best fuck you that's one of the do you know who that my you know Mike Tyson is

Kind of yeah, it's insane. He was one of the greatest boxers of all time, but it's crazy because that guy You can feel him being like okay. Let me just say this he not only the greatest boxer of all time. He was So he was a one-punch Yeah, monster he would he would like I don't know how late but he would and just people Paralyzed time travel. Yeah, people hit and it's like tomorrow. Yeah, I mean he was He was so scary. He was the biggest guy now put in the context of this journalist You know me and said you're convicted rapist cuz he He was yeah, he was yeah, but I'm not gonna sit

I'm not gonna sit in the couch and say that to him because I don't want to kill me. I know him Are you know Tice? Yeah, I know Tyson. Well, yeah, and it's like Why would you why would you bring it up to him? Could you know? I think even me saying that he was a convicted one just now. I might want to end that out I'm scared now. Yeah, I'd be scared if I was yeah, I'm like my nose is sweating. Yeah, I imagine being a cross for me It just I'm like So Mikey is some of the critics are saying that's a little interesting that you would meet with the mayor Rob Ford because you are a

Convicted rapist. Do you have anything to say about that? You could say that really well That's what he did. That's exactly what he said about what you exactly what he said Would you be able to do that though? No, no my oh my god. No, yeah, this is what I would have said if I was That's what I wanted. Okay. Give it to me. They give it to me and I go and you it's on the question Yeah, I got the car. Yeah, it's on the question now, Mike You met with us the the mayor Rob Ford now a lot of your critics are saying that My critics a lot of the critics are out there saying that you that it's interesting for the mayor to meet with you considering the fact that you are a Hey chef your chef. Is that right your chef? Oh, you cook stuff before but you're also somebody you're

Are you a rapper that says you're a rapper? You've been rapping. All right Yeah, I can't I this that interview gave me the chill. Yeah, I can't believe that Cosby I've never seen that Seriously dude because I've been asked to do his podcast whenever I run into I photos with him on Instagram He's super nice to me. Hmm. I'm Even just this what I just did here scares you. We can we cut it out. He's a cop, but he loves comedy He gets I know I'm gonna say Mike. I'm on your side. I mean, I'm not though. I don't know. I let's I can't I'm a meltdown. What are you trying to say nothing? He's a change reform man. He's a change guy

He's the one of the night like we I can do that. Yeah, literally one of the nicest guys ever met No, he's changed. He's he's had a lot of struggles over the course of his life and he's changed as yeah as the man He's become a I'm literally, you know one punch from him even now We do how much would it would it be to take a punch from Mike for real right now? Well, because I want to his prime right now How much would you do why would I want to receive? Mm-hmm. There's no money because I would die. No, you could take one I don't think so do bare-handed. No with a glove for sure bare hand on the head. Yeah in the face One glove in the face. No, there's no way I would have I would have something wrong 50

50 what 50 50 million 50 bucks There's just no way. What about you? What about you if probably? 10 million One punch. Yeah, because I come you you will when the hits me trust me. Yeah. Yeah, the moment he punches me Yeah, I would you know what 10 let's be real 10 million because that's enough to leave my family ring with Mike Tyson No for 50 million. Okay, and I was on your corner. Oh My god, the funniest coach my no, no Boxing you're not boxing you're just gonna get you're just gonna take a punch from him, right?

Well, I'm just gonna run as fast as I can. Oh, so you're saying you want to do a round No, if I took a punch, it'd be 10 million to fight would be I would never want to do the whole round Yeah, I mean a hundred million. I think as a cut as your corner, man I'm just being like I'm sorry the whole time you're just sorry. Yeah. Yeah the moment we touch gloves Yeah, yeah, sorry, dude I'll take care of things. Yeah, you'll have to yeah. Yeah, you won't have a choice Eric will fill in Because you would definitely he's my cut man. Yeah, come on man by the way Yeah, I honestly think that we wouldn't be able to do bad friends for a year at least yeah

And then the moment I get knocked out all you hear is hey and Cosby's in the audience. Yeah Let me ask you this if you were in prison with Cosby. Yeah Yeah What are your night talks like? Oh, I'm sharing a cell. I'm a cell your cellmate and you it's a bunk bed You know, I mean he probably gets top bunk. Oh, so scary that he gets on top. I don't want him bottom bunk Well, you don't why are you right? I can feel him climbing up then if I'm feeling come down He would swing down so fast. Oh, yeah, right on top of you. You'd never see all right. All right. Okay. I want top He would jump right on you right so you're laying there and it's like can you sleep?

I think that's what I would ask first. Are you are you awake? He's like just sitting here with my thoughts Yeah, and then what would I ask like what was the Cosby show like was it fun? No, what I would do is like no, I would be honest. I would be honest. Yeah, I mean he's rapist, but I'm here with Cosby. I Have a compliment so I'm gonna be like you'd compliment him. You know in terms of comedy Yeah, you did a lot for us for and then I'd be like Bill Cosby himself

Like I remember going to camp. I just really happened I was in camp and my cousin had Bill Cosby himself on just you know his record cassette Oh the cassette though right in the car and I remember that the fucking dental the dentist bit. Oh my god Yeah, so classic. Yeah, and I remember as a kid go just crying laughing. Yeah, it was so good I mean the album was incredibly. It's an incredible album. Yeah. Also. Here's what I love about just as a stand-up in that specific You like him as a guy more than a stand-up though. No, I think that his that that special also shows pacing His timing was great. No, it's also there's like gaps of him just sitting there and contemplating and taking his time

Well, that's what that was and it was such a it's a cool like control of the room Yeah, and confidence. He was just he was he was he was very influential, but Hannibal Burris all it took was Hannibal want like at a show to just be like Y'all don't even know to Bill Cosby or Abeth and then it was just blew everything up It blew everything up It was wild that all it took was a come stand-up comedian to blow up another stand-up comedian that had been That I that people had talked about him roofing people for years It's also there was like already women out there accusing him of roofing them

Yeah, all that stuff and then just one comic does that What an incredible what a crazy what a crazy rollercoaster and now he's out I would have a crazy ten years out if he showed up to the store tonight. You're on tonight. Yeah, he shows up Yeah Are you gonna stay and do the show with him? Well, if I had to bring him up, I would do what like what Martin Lawrence does if he has to bring me up. He just leaves he'll leave Yeah, he doesn't even say your name. Yeah, so like the comic has to bring all the other comics on what Martin Lawrence

To do is just to walk off stage. Yeah, and then you just walk on stage like no one knows uncomfortable No, one knows you're going up. So you just kind of walk up on stage. Hey I'm not one more time for Martin. It's so insane. It's so insane. I don't know why and he knows that he's doing that Yeah, he's been there enough where he's seen other people bring other people up. Also, can I say this about him? I hate that is I used to open for him for Martin Lawrence. Well, what happened was at the store or what he used to do these like week these main room shows like on a Wednesday, Thursday, and he just be like Somebody would come up to me and go Martin wants you to do open No, no, Martin wants you to open the show. Yeah, so I would go up before him

But I was beating the green room And he wouldn't look at me and every question that I had have was through his road manager shut up Yeah, so I go, can you add he's right here. I go. Can you ask Martin? How do you how he wants me to bring a mom? Did you try to talk to him at one point? He just every time I talk to him. It's almost as if I'm not there Like I'm like, you know an average like I'm not there, right? So it's like so cute and then he'll go and then Mike will tell you know Martin. Yeah, what should you say? Tell him to say You know, I mean, I'm right here Tell him to say this and then he would tell me you say would he didn't even look at you

No, so it'd be like I would get the same information twice Right because I had to get it through he's like tell him to do 15 minutes He's like yeah, I'd like you to do 15 minutes and he does another reason why I know Were you cool with him? I love I mean, no, but I mean like would you go say hi to him if you saw him? He wouldn't know who I want he wouldn't see me but would still be fun to go say hi to him. Yeah Hey, Martin, but here's how I knew and then he would ask his friend. Who the fuck is that? And he go who the fuck are you where I am in the black community in terms of? Where I stand super low

I've asked him and you're very low, but this is how I knew yeah So one time when I was doing game on did I tell you the story? No, I was with Keegan Mm-hmm, and Keegan are talking because I you know, I was on mad TV with Keegan for years Yeah, and then he sees Cedric the entertainer And he goes yo yo Cedric. He goes come on. Let's go say hi So I run with Keegan. Oh, yeah, right? Then they hug do a kiss, right? I go. What's up, man? I say it. He doesn't even look at me. Yeah, you don't exist Yeah, and he's just talking to Keegan and I think I said one more like like 45 seconds later

I go maybe you didn't hear me. They're talking. What's that? Nothing nothing so I just kind of walked away. Yeah, he doesn't want you there. It was so pitiful. That's a black thing But why cuz a little Asian came running up. He doesn't want to pay I know but it's like he's like if I was seeing if I saw John Cho Mm-hmm, right and some little black kid. You I mean like I know John Cho, right? Yeah, and I'm with this You know, let's say I'm with uh, Jamar neighbors littler. Oh, you mean a little physical doc Willis. Oh doc Willis So there was a guy there was used to be a parking guy lock. I and it's very funny stand. Yeah, it's there and doc Willis

Yeah, I run up with doc to see John Cho if doc said, what's up, man? John would definitely look at him go What's up little guy? You go? Hey, what's up? Hey, what's up John Cho? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Hey, what's up John Cho? There's doc Willis right there doc Willis. We love him. He's so cute. Why do you say little you don't say little you're the same height I know but for black eye. That's not good. Right. You're so yeah for black eye short. Yeah, right for an Asian guy I shot the movie in in Hungary night work to get to my suit and Kevin Mm-hmm. You're taller than Kevin. Yeah, are you really 100% by how much by like this much by like two inches He's he could kill me because he's boss huge. Yeah. Yeah, but he's I'm this much taller and so I'd be like So

So Kevin, what's up? So you want a rehearsal? It was great It was great. Did you make a comment about how you're taller than him? How tall is Kevin art between five two and five four? That's so funny. It says between Between like his weight like it fluctuates. We did mine. I'm five four here. Remember. We did the fucking measure five three is what we learned We did the height. We did the thing about five four, right? It was five three Rudy what was it five three, right? So he's five two

It says between five two and five four. We're not five four. It seems like you might fluctuate. There's I broke I Saw him like 30 times there. Mm-hmm, and every time I had the thought I'm taller. Maybe he's have it. Maybe he was having a bad height day Sometimes you have good height you know when you you are yeah, I'm taller people are blown away at how much taller I am than you people think they see us together at this desk They think we're the same size. I know and then they see a photo and they're like, holy shit It's a gigantic size difference. Are we gonna keep doing live shows? Yeah, we're gonna do Tuesday, right? Yeah, we'll get we'll do Tuesday at down at Braille. Yeah, I'll come we'll go down

But but I got to say we have to make a real tour out of this because we're doing chosen cancun You know after you know after by the way last night. We told people it was Cabo Like three people are like, yeah, how do we go to Cabo being Cabo? Okay, but um you what I realized last night was that if you and I say if we went on tour, uh-huh We did 30-minute sets. Yeah each and then and then did time together Time together Dan. Mm-hmm great show. I know we should do it was can come up and open I would I cannot wait. Oh, can you come on Tuesday to not open? Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. No to hang. Yeah, but also you have to introduce us

To Jules all you have to do is this is show up. It's not hard. No, we're not asking you to write jokes or to perform You just got to walk up in front of the audience. Mm-hmm. Just shut the fuck up. That's it. I just listen. That's it All right, and you're going to go. Hi everybody. Can you say that do it now? No, no, it's it's a room full of people. This is not a library. Mm-hmm. Just just vocalize. Hey everybody Hi everybody, great. That's good. Hey Jules. Everyone people will cheer. Oh, yeah, as you will you cheer, right? Oh, yeah, are you guys ready for the um, you know You say I just have to introduce you that is what he's doing You can't just say hi by everybody and just walk off stage. No, I'll just say here's Tito Bobby and Tito Andrew

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Hey guys, we're doing like a party next door You guys are welcome to come by great music beers have fun But you young people. Okay next door to my house So we meet Kalyla and Jules. We're ready to go to go get ramen or you get something to eat and We looked at Jules and we go I think you should go Now send her by herself. You guys don't want to go. Yeah, okay because they're young people. We know them. It's safe

And she's like no no And i'm like Yeah, I think because she's been trapped in the house for a year. She's gonna hang out with anybody her own age Why didn't you want to go over? I wanted to but i'm shy Right, so then you live next time. I know so we I get in the car and that it's two houses down I just we just kind of stop her from the house and we look up. There's lights You can see people having beers having a good time, right? And we just go get out

You go you kicked her out of the car. Yeah Did you go and then so this is she goes? Okay, so just go up the stairs We go. Yeah, so we drop her off. We do a u-turn later come back up to see if she went and she's not there anymore She went home She went home. I knew you went home. Why did you do that? I went up and then I tried to knock but I you don't knock at a fucking party. You just walk in I didn't know

We got to teach this kid. I know everything Yeah, yeah All you have to do is show up if it's an open door like that if it's a party It just means come on in say hi and you just walk up to someone you knew the guys, right? Didn't you know them? No, you never met those guys But you knew that our neighbors and they're young and stuff and there was a bunch of people up there Are they famous kids? I don't know who they are probably you two people

But then we're youtube people. That's right and we and we um So client I went to eat we came back and she was at home. So what you know what we did? Beat the shit out of her. We took her there. Oh, you really walked her over there. Yeah, really? Yeah, we go go up there And she went up there and this is what she does. This is so pitiful She goes up there the music plate. She puts on her video camera and she just does that like a you know what I mean? Like a panoramic a panoramic video thing, right?

And then she pushes pause. She runs back down stairs just to prove that she went Did you have anything to drink? They gave me something Oh my god was bill cosby there Hey, hey, hey jules drink this wait a minute. They gave you a drink you drank it booze I don't know but it tasted like alcohol and then did you enjoy the drink? It was fine. How long did you stay? 20 minutes. That's not that's not even real. That's why when we go to cancun. Yeah, yeah

You when are you 21 next year? You can only have to be 18 to drink in Mexico. Oh, that's right. Yeah, right? So you can drink you can drink and party. There's gonna be it's cancun So it's gonna be a lot of young people. I mean, I think that's the whole play. I don't know why we're going I mean, yeah, yeah, they're gonna be way young people and then there's gonna be parties for us There's gonna be parties you're drinking you're doing drugs because just for laughs are gonna have Those night parties that you have a big time big time at the bars. Yeah, so you're gonna be partying with The best comics on planet earth. Mm-hmm. Your buddy Tom Segura is gonna be there Tommy's gonna be there Anthony Jocelyn Nick Jocelyn next gonna be there. I don't even know I'd have to look up the

Yeah, yeah, but a lot of big people a lot a lot of big names and you're gonna be able to drink there Will you want to party there? Yeah, Jeffrey Jeffrey Epstein he'll be there Jeffrey Epstein will be there. I think so Wait, so here you go so far for the just for laughs lineup that we're gonna do in cancun Uh, it is Jim Jeffrey's Tom Segura, Nikki Glaser, Steve-O, Nicole Byer, Jay Farrow Girls Gotta Eat with podcast Donnell Rawlings, Ron Funches Goddamn comedy gem Debra Giovanni, and of course yours truly the bad friends crew That's a lot of good people that you can party with

You excited? Yeah, couldn't care less. All right. Let me show you something this I got sent this This is wild. Hey guys, I'm finally Korean. I've transitioned. I'm so so I'm doing this completed my look. I'm finally Korean guys I have the eyes just had a brow lift as well So I'm so happy finally. I've been trapped in the wrong body for eight years And that's the worst feeling in the world when you're trapped and you don't feel like you can be yourself But finally I'm Korean. I can be myself I'm happy to be myself So like you can be yourself, but finally I'm Korean. I can be myself. Yep. And I'm so so happy

Okay, okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay that we here at bad friends are very Promotional for everyone being who they want to be right Bob. Look at me. Right. We're being serious. Yeah I don't care If you were born a race or a gender and you want to Um switch it up. We are happy for you. Whatever you want to do. Yeah, that being said. Yeah Why would you want to be Korean of all the fun ones It could have been Japanese is way more fun Or Chinese. I mean they're taking over the world these guys god. It's so it's so crazy

It's so crazy that you say this Because um, why would you want to be Korean if I was gonna change my race? I wouldn't go to Korean Japanese at least at first. I mean they're the best They really aren't The Japanese The Japanese are the best. They're good. They're good. Who's better Japanese or Korean? Japanese She loves anime. Yeah, you're asking. I wonder how many white people want to be Filipino? I wonder

I would be Filipino. You okay. So if you had a choice between between Korean and Filipino, I'd be Filipino. Why? Because the color of their skin is beautiful. Look at that brown. It like it's brown. It's like and yours is like, uh It's beautiful. It's not it's angelic It's it's urine. It's not urine. It's your it's urinic. It's urinic. It's urinic a nature Look at how gorgeous their skin tone is. It's it's beautiful brown skin. It's beautiful. Um, I would easily be Filipino over Korean for sure Let's ask the other two white dorks in here. What about you guys whites? What do you want to be? Here let's let's Pete go first. Yeah. Yeah, so scared so scared like it's such a puss I would choose Korean. I like their movies. What Korean movies. Do you love Pete? Oh my god the the old boy, uh, the

trilogy the uh, sympathy uh, sympathy. Yeah, wow, he does know, um, mr. Vengeance No sympathy for uh, uh, mr. Vengeance and lady vengeance lady vengeance. Yeah. Wow. Pete. Yeah, yeah Pete are you married to a Korean woman? Uh, no to a to a Spanish one. All right. Oh George, you're married to a Korean, right? Yeah, okay. Uh, I go Korean all the way. There we go. There we go. What a bitch George, you're such a bitch. Have your own stance asshole. But here's the thing You know growing up. I knew like secretly a lot of Koreans growing up wanting to be secretly white I know I love it say it again. Anyang assay. Oh, what is anyang assay? Oh, I know means hello. Yeah, what's assay? Oh Hello, no, it means this

Hello Yeah, that's all it's an extra hello. You know how I know what anyang means. Why? From one of the best shows on television Or well that was I mean it was what what's what's probably one of the greatest comedies ever assembled on television adventure time No, it's it's Adventure time has to be one of Jason Bateman Was he an adventure time? What's what what's the best show that Jason Bateman's ever done? He was in a I know it was on Um, I did the show so did I and I forgot it

You go to jail when you get What do you when you get you go to jail when you get purgatory? Yeah, chained chained. Yeah chained and purgatory when you get no, it's no that just give let me guess don't don't please I'm giving you the easiest hint. No, you're not. Give me another one A police officer puts handcuffs on someone they call they they just got what arrested for development Arrested for development arrested for development arrested development arrested development. Yeah, uh anyang They called him on young. They didn't understand that his he was saying on young saying hello They thought his name was on young. Did you do the the new one or the old one?

Sadly, I did a new one because I did a new one as well. Oh, you did. Yeah. I thought you're gonna mock me. No I did a new one, but I actually enjoyed it Bateman was really cool. I wasn't on with Bateman Oh, really? No, I played a female gang member In a prison that's funny and then I tried to shank somebody with a noodle I did a ramen shank Right, and I but then raw ramen the raw ramen, but then they poured hot water on it and it dissolved

That's funny. Yeah, it was me Where there there is there's bobby right there. Yeah, right the first the first one the very first one. Yeah Yeah, poke poke put the first one the first one the very first one that one. She's there. I am So that's Amy Hill. She's on Magnum PI. You look hot. Thank you. I like her on the right Amy Hill Yeah, she's great. She was great in next Friday. Oh, she was on that Friday. She's like what's up, bitches? Yeah, she's funny as shit dude. She's so funny. Amy is a good friend of mine. I love her so much before we jump Let's go back to oil London. I have to go back to this this this person because it's a they correct Correct. All right. So they came out. Yeah as Korean. Yeah, and this transition has been going on for quite a while

Well, I was saying is is that I never thought in my mind because you know when I went to Korean church The Korean kids, you know secretly we all wanted to be white. Of course you did. Yeah, but then it's like But then as you get older There we go Hold on or anywhere online as British because I I identify as Korean. That's just my culture. That's my home country That's exactly how I look now Yeah, and I also identify as Jimin. That's my Korean name, but uh, not only that I just I know it's a little bit confusing for some people. Nobody's ever come out as Jimin or Korean

But um, this is something that you guys know if you've followed my journey for the last eight years I really struggled with identity issues. Okay, push pause push pause He better have shaved his penis down Oh You gotta have a little snipsnip. He needs a snipsnip. They're like and now for the final stage because if he has like, you know A thick dick a thick white dick. It's not gonna work for me. Yeah, you want to be Korean chop it off Chop it off. Yeah. Yeah, that's the final step. Yeah, that's the final this is so interesting to me because I can't I can see both sides of this argument. He's got a dark in the dick, too

Yeah, you gotta tan it up. Well, he's gotta get a tan. He's way too white to be Korean Korean penises have purple shading in it. Do they're really? Yeah, like the sack is very dark Well, your sack is very dark. No our sack yours as a people I think I've seen other google our Korean sacks always dark Our Korean balls nut sacks always dark because yours is oddly dark. No, it's they're all Well, I'm not an anomaly. No, I think you are if I had if there was a dark sack competition in Korea I wouldn't win it. You get close. I would take third third or fourth You'd be on the podium. You'd place. I would probably yeah. Do Asians have small testicles?

South Korean nut rage family has a darker history of What does that say? Yeah. Yeah. Why is nutsack skin darker on the then the rest of me a Korean man's plight? That's well, okay. You got dark sacks, bud. Yeah. Why do you think that is? I don't know No, so what do we think about this people are people are you are you mad about white people transitioning into Korean? I like it. You like it. Yeah, it's proud. I but he's not but you but is it okay? They weren't born Korean Just because you you grew up in Korea, but do you think it's okay to change your structure your face? No, it's like He said nowadays the rules have changed

You are who you say you are. Okay. What are you? I'm Korean. Okay, me too Okay, I am Korean. I accept it And you know what as a Korean? Yeah, I I hate Koreans. They make me sick They're the worst people that have ever they're disgusting. Why because I'm Korean. I can say that wow See since you're Korean now, right? Since you're Korean now, right? Just you could just freely say Of course I can. Yeah. Yeah as a Korean say it as a Korean

I can say. Yeah. Yeah. I can say it. Yeah. Yeah. Do it Korean. I I can yeah, I don't need you I won't I don't need to Okay, you don't need to because I think that's racial because you're not Korean. Yes. I am. Yeah, I am Korean Yeah, I am who I say I am. Uh, we've got a great game now. We're gonna have a yeah, but I don't want to Oscar-winning Actors and you guys can guess what? What movie they were actually won their Oscar for? Oh Does everyone get a shot? I think that's what we do. So who is that Rudy? Who is that rude? The

I don't know. Can I guess like what movie sure sure Godfather. Yep. He wasn't the godfather. He is. Yeah, and that was crazy that she knows that How do you know that? I don't know. What was his character's name? I'll if how about this if you know his fucking character's name Okay, give me a hint. No No, because I'm gonna I'll give you a hundred grand Hint $100,000 Holy shit. Give me a hint

A hundred grand. Will you really give her a hundred grand? Yeah, but she's not gonna be able to get it There's no way maybe she will because godfather was a long shot because she would have to know the family's name in the godfather She doesn't know that maybe she does Yeah, yeah Don't look at your phone His name was uh in the godfather's name was Michael Corleone Corleone Oh, yeah, yeah, let her guess Michael. Yeah. Yeah, Rudy gets a point if you can guess the actor

Name and you guys get a point if you can guess the uh oscar that uh that they that they won Which movie I I think I can give a shot, but go ahead. What's his name? Give me a hint It's you know, it breaks my heart because he's literally One of the greatest actors that's ever lived that's ever lived Ever lived. Yeah The fact that the fact that you don't know who Ray Leota is is just so annoying to me. Yeah, yeah It's Ray Leota

Incredible. Okay. So what movie do you want to ask her for? What movie do you want to ask her for? Do you know his name for real? Al Pacino Al Pacino, um What movie dog day afternoon? I got it sent to a woman. Yes. I get a point. Yes. I love this stuff one for me God, don't you think dog day afternoon was a better movie? That was a great movie one of the great and I like the documentary about the the real the real guy Yeah, do you see that one? You know how strange it just real quick to talk about dog day afternoon How powerful a movie was here's a guy

Who has it's like what a great story of an emotional breakdown of someone who's trying to yeah to rob it and then is For those that don't know you're a little late at the game then Comes out It's about coming out his sexuality coming out. Yeah, I mean the movie is so good fucking deep and weird and good And like unexpected. Yeah, if you've never seen dog day afternoon, you don't know what's his name Can I guess just the movie he was in? He's been in a lot of movies so many films, but he's in the silence of the lab Yeah, yes, that's true. What's his name?

He was the doctor in the silence of the Yeah Is what cannibal doctor? Yeah. Yeah, but still a doctor nonetheless Anthony Hopkins. What did he win an Oscar for Bob? That's a hard one. That's a hard one. It's what two movies Oh, he won two Oscars you're saying. Yeah Silence of the lamps. Mm-hmm. Yep, but what's the other one just this year? I don't know wait. Just what just this year 2021. I didn't watch the fucking Oscars I have no idea what happened this year. Wait, what was he in this year? What what happened?

I know that I know he was nominated because Steve Yoon Yon Yon was nominated as well for Midori Minari Minari. That's what I said. Yeah Midori Sour Give us a hint about the movie that he was in. It's not the mother, but the father Yes. Good hint. I have no idea what that is. She's Captain Marvel. She's Captain fucking Marvel. I Don't know her name. That's so funny. That's so funny. You know why why because these white actresses to her they all they're all the same She couldn't tell that she thinks that's Jennifer Lawrence Yeah, that might not be Jennifer Lawrence

All right She thinks they're all the same. Yeah. Yeah. She won for room Yes, right room got a point. Yes, you got a point one one. Yeah one one. Okay, go ahead. I got two probably is two Okay, no signs and lambs. We both said what do you mean? That doesn't count Okay, I know who that is let her guess I've never seen him. Are you really? He has a famous brother who's also an actor How you like them apples? Well, these are way too specific. She'll never know what this is. This is Casey I see it's Ben Affleck's brother Ben Affleck's brother who when he received his Oscar was

Um, I saw the movie. I forgot what the movie is called that he did. Yeah Something about the sea. It was called uh old man in the sea No, what was it called? It was called, uh, um close close see no, I know Manchester by the sea. Yes. Yeah, you can't yeah, we'll just wash it. We'll wash it. It's a wash wash Oh Yes, and what did she win for? Come on You know Thor agnora. No

I don't think Thor's won any Oscars Do you think Thor the movie Thor has won an Oscar? I don't know what you won an Oscar for Do you I'm trying to think was it really long time ago Pete 2014? No, not that long ago. I got let me ask Let me guess. Okay, blue jasmine. Yes. Damn. Woody. Is that three? Yes, three Charlie's uh, I got this one. Yeah fast and furious nine. I saw it last night. It was so good. Yeah She won one for monster so good in it monster. Yes monster. So I get another point. You didn't say it. So Okay No, she's already on at this point. This is for us the listeners don't even give a shit about this at all

Okay, this guy right here Is the greatest actor I know Not of all time, but one of yeah Yeah, I would he he would be a really strong argument that he was the greatest of all time You're not going to include someone like you know Mel Gibson in there. No This guy right here. Do you know his name? Three names. It's three names

He give me a hint. Okay Okay, so his middle name is the opposite of knight They yeah, and his last name it sounds like a group of people that you love Brown Hmm, that's true. Yeah. Yeah. So he got you got a day brown day brown. Yeah. What's the first name? Ian, Ian day brown and a brown and a brown. Yeah, and a brown. That's what I call me the brown Daniel day Lewis day Lewis. Danny Lewis. What he went for Bob? There will be blood. Yes. He's got three Oscars

Yeah, holy three three Oscars Lincoln. Yep. There will be blood and What about feet? Would you just say oh, I know my left foot. Oh, yeah my left foot Come on. You remember this guy No, that's Dave Chappelle right there. Yeah, that's Dave Chappelle. He got COVID. That's what he looks like That's what happens when he gets COVID. Yeah, you did his monologue last week. Yeah So what do you want an Oscar for just throw the the name that you did the monologue for? Training day. Yeah training day. Did he went for training day? Yes. Yes. Yeah, that was the move. You get a point

Oh, you like her you know her God, I love you so much Rudy that I say that I say stuff like that Yeah, because I can't tell yeah me either. This is Emma Stone Emma Stone I don't know Emma Watson is I don't know what Harry Potter. I don't know what Emma Stone got an Oscar for You get a point I mean, sure Okay, yeah, I don't know yet so go ahead Rudy I think I guess

Okay Terrison Ford Indiana Jones But which one which one temple of doom. Oh, no the sleeping left eye The wandering Oh, this is one of the best One of the best actresses of all time. Yeah, probably I would say that probably. Yeah, probably it's like her and Streep Yeah

And honestly, this is what this is going to do Jules is we're just going to go back home And I have to educate you on this shit. You got to watch all these films because this she You should know Francis McDormand McDormand McDormand. Yeah, she's married to Ethan Cohen Yes, no, no, no Joel Joel. No wait No, maybe it is Ethan Cohen. There's two brothers Ethan and Joel Cohen. They they're great directors And they did they usually use her. She was also in um, um raising Arizona if you don't know if you remember

Oh, yeah, she was yeah, she was raising was our she's done probably a lot of them But the best one she did was the first one which was blood simple You think it's her best movie? I mean, it was a great movie blood simple if you watch it It's like low budget and it's her first movie with these guys and yeah in the 80s. It's pretty good but sometimes you have an affinity for the original like people love uh People a bottle rocket, but I don't know if that's as good as people want it to be I love that movie. It's good, but I think it's a you like it because it's original. Um, she was in um fargo. Yes um

What's the one about that uh, that where her daughter gets actually assaulted in that town Is that it too? Which one's the call? It's the one that you just did norman land Yes, she went out for norman land. Yep. Yeah And the one that i'm talking about it's called uh one three, right? So I got two of them already what stop I know but the score so far george. Oh, no, who cares This game is it's like bobby's taking it away with George here's george is putting his balls in your mouth and he says Uh, Andrew has five and rudy has five with a couple of double uh double points. All right, rudy. I think rudy won. I think we're done