Bad Friends - Star Trek Anniversary

Episode Date: February 16, 2026

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and to boldly go where no sane podcast HR department or legal team has gone before. Hey! You two are bad friends. Who are these two idiots? White dude? I'm an Asian dude. You two or something.

We're bad friends. Whoa Don't Is mine facing the right way Yeah it is What do you have makeup on Because I'm going out after She's going to go

She's going bowling Wait who are you going bowling with Her friend Some friends Yeah yeah You're going out on a date No Just friends

You're going out on a date No Yeah you're fidgety I know you're going out on a date Who's the guy No one Welcome back to bad friends The one that she likes

Is in Hawaii Right The one that you like Is in Hawaii Yeah Yeah Hawaii And she

Yeah You have a Yeah You have a crush Oh That's all I say Rudy Hawaii

And Rudy You're on a different wavelength than I am dude I don't know if I could do it You're overwhelmingly Mm No

Welcome back to bad friends I'm a farangie. I'm a Ferengi. And this one is a cardinal. That's the end. Where are the dilithium crystals? Where are they? Rudy.

Where are they? Rudy. I don't know. Where are your boyfriends? Where are your BBC boyfriend? B.BBC. Welcome back to bad friends. It's our six-year anniversary.

You want to go inside my black hole? Welcome to my black hole. Welcome. There's poo in there. Dude, six years we've been doing this fun show and bringing you guys fun. Star Wars, bitch. Star Wars, bitch. Don't do it.

I'm Darth. I'm Darth. What a night to have. It's a Star Trek six-year anniversary. We've got Rudy Jules over here. Beam me down, dog. There it is. Hell yeah, dude.

The variation of the shocker. Shocker. I got it. He's got it. Do you see Bad Bunny or what? Whoa. Whoa. What's your say?

Did you see Bad Bunny? I saw a bad bunny You know what? You better sing at least one song from him Such a good rapopo Pada son Naka pavalo Braco, brako, brako, brako

Macosso be lavalava fauna Sina no kinopo Padaasso Pika Piro pararo Ra, rah, rah, rah, rah, rah, rah. Rha, rah, rah.

Such a good performance. I saw a turning point. I did. It was great. I was on true social, baby. You know what Kevin Spacey did a little number? You wore a tuxedo, he did a little dance. He had a top hat.

You know what else? John Voigt did a scene from Midnight Cowboy? Whoa. Yeah, it was great. That was awesome. It was awesome, dude. Yeah, well, I saw Turning Point. While a lot of Americans were watching Bad Bunny

Ruin the halftime show, Bobby and I were tuned into Turning Point to see. Kid Rock. Rip the stage. Yeah. What's up America Sick of these liberal turns And that lady that took eighth An American Idol

She was great too She was great Dude bad bunny ripped He ripped dude He's so hot He's a hot guy He's a hot guy yeah Just walking through the good actor too

You know my favorite thing about the bad bunny thing That made me laugh At the behind They had a marketplace Like a little convenience store in the background And it said we accept EBT I was like, that's so funny. Yeah.

It was in neon. Did you not see that? It was so funny. EBT accepted at the Bad Bunny halftime show. Super Bowl was one of the worst Super Bowls I think I've ever seen in my entire life. I didn't know who played. Who won? Who won?

Seattle did win. Seattle did win. Yeah. Well, congratulations to Seattle. Who cares? I don't care. Shitty Super Bowl. Yeah.

It was boring. What I'm more interested in right now is how bad I feel about last night I boned you. I boned you bad. I boned him good. I feel bad. He fucked me. Well, I feel... Okay, so here's...

Can I tell? Yeah. Go ahead. No, we went to the premiere of Goet. Our new animated movie that Bobby and I play the announcers, Chuck and Rusty. Please go see Goat. It's out February 13th.

Yep. I think. Yeah, two days ago. Two days ago. It's out in the theater still. Please go see it. Yeah. You finished it, right?

Yeah, you went home halfway through. They didn't even sit in the same theater. That's what pissed me up. I was alone, right? Sitting a big bag of popcorn. all the celebrities like far away from me You guys could have taken us

Huh You guys both have plus ones And you could have taken us Oh we could have There was so many Yeah we could have No we couldn't have It was sold out

So loud So filled Did you like it? I loved it I loved it too I actually thought it was awesome Yeah yeah But I called you afterwards

Your voice came out first Do you remember? What do you mean? In the beginning of the movie I could hear your voice In the background In the far background In the background

Yeah And it was I was like There's Andrew But you got the biggest Pops No I didn't And one of the guy's son said to me at the after party because we have friends that have kids that showed up

and I was like, did you like the movie? And he goes, yeah. And I said, did you like the announcers? He goes, oh, yeah. And I said, which one did you like more? Do you like the big one of the little one? And he goes, I like the little one. And I said, good.

Wow, that's good. That's good. Because he plays the little tiny one. You ripped. Honestly, it's cute and sweet and funny. I hope people go see it. It's a fun animated movie. Bring your, bring your media.

The way he fucked me was, so then Saturday night. Oh, timeout. First of all, that night after the movie, we were supposed to go to a little after get together. Nick Kroll, all these people that are in the movie go. I call him and say, where are you? Are you lost? Do you not know where to go? It's literally in the same complex.

I'm already at home. I'm in bed. Yeah, I was already in bed. He bailed halfway through the movie. I was alone. One of the women working there goes, your friend left. I said, where did he go? She goes, I think home.

He got in his driver car and he left. But then we were. were told the next night was like a rap party, but it was a screening. No, it wasn't. During the day was. I know, but this is what he says to me, this lying bastard. Well, it's not a lie. It's what I was told. It's what I was told. They were like screenings all day and don't come. Spank. My boy Spank. Shout out to Spank. Spank goes, don't need to go. It's a screening. Anyway, I get a call going, a car's picking you up at 615. I go, where are we going? He goes, you're going to the rap party. So I'm going to go. Right. And then right, the car arrives. I'm talking to Andrew.

Andrew and her goes, it's not a rap party, dude. It's another screening. Right? So I went up to the driver and I gave him some money. I go, you know what, you can go home. I don't want to go to another screening. He leaves and then like 30 minutes later, he calls me like, oh, no, it is a rap party. And I'm like, I'm gone. Sorry, I'm gone.

I didn't go. I stayed at home. I watched Pluribus. Have you seen that show? I haven't finished. Oh, bro. It's great. I like the ending.

Wow. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, but Bobby goes, I gave that guy $200. And I made him leave. I was like, well, you don't want to go to a rap party anyway. Because it's just a bunch of drunk people standing around I wanted to go Should have gone I told you to go

You fuck me what are you talking about? You could have called your manager and said Can I get another car? And they would have sent you. I'm not yet no see I'll tell you why It could have been fixed It can't be fixed right because those drivers Specifically they know what to do

You know right? You know that right Is that your mom as a That's insane dude? That's your mom Yeah She's yellow dude Wait, what is that in Star Trek world? What is that called? Who is that woman she's playing?

This is the locker room for the guys. Oh, oh. Oh, yeah, jerk material. I get it. That's insane. That's your mom. Hey, can I have that? Frame it.

That is actually amazing. Your mom's tits are that big, actually. What? They are. Okay. Okay. But with that face, would you? Oh, yeah.

With that face? Without. Yeah. Okay. Rudy! Be good. I am good. No, you're not.

You know what's so funny when you put on face makeup like this? When you put on face paint like you're going out for the night? I know it's because she's going on a little secret date. You are? I'm just hanging out with friends.

No, you look like a colorful coconut. You're like when Tom Hanks painted the coconut to have sex with it in that fucking the island movie. Wilson? Yeah, Wilson. Yeah, you look like Wilson. Yeah, you look like Wilson.

Your new nickname is Wilson. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Everybody on line call Rudy Wilson, please. Wilson. Oh, that was so good. That's you, rude. That's cute. That's cute.

Where are you going after? Is you going bowling? Yeah. Highland Park. Oh, you're going to Highland Park bowl? Fantastic. She's been going out all the time now. Now, what time does she get home to the house?

Sometimes four in the morning. Gross. Yeah. Did you see it on the ring or whatever on the camera? On your camera? No. No, he just hears me because he's also awake. Well, he's playing.

He's playing games. Yeah, I was like, I wander around in the kitchen. But when she comes home, Do you interrogate at all? Are you ever like, what's been going on? She immediately starts yelling. You do, you get mad? Like, where'd you go?

Yeah. Where'd you go? I, I got to be right to go out. I go out. You know what I'm like? All right, relax. Jesus Christ. No, because he starts saying.

That tone. Yeah. He starts saying, why are you out so late? Why are you out so late? Because I can be out late. No, no, no. Yeah, yeah. That's not.

Would you? Yes. For the morning. For the morning. Yeah. I'm concerned. Here's the difference. You can do whatever you want.

Doesn't mean you should or have to. So what are you doing out at that late? Well, the last time I just went to the beach with friends. I don't like that. And then I go, who did you go to the beach with? He goes, my friend Hillary, and then pause. Lived. And then a bunch of guys.

Yeah, a bunch of guys. At 4 a.m. Yeah. Let me tell you something. My mom used to say to me, nothing good happens after 2 a.m. You should come home. So what are you doing between 2 and 4 a.m.? Something bad is going on.

You smoked wheeze. See, smoking weed. Are you smoking weed now? Just a little bit. Gross. You're a bad kid. It's just weed. No, what do you mean?

It's just weed. Just a little bit. It's just meth. It's just crack. I'm not doing other stuff. That's how it starts with the weed. It starts with the weed. Why are you so shocked?

Marijuana has been labeled as a gateway drug. The gateway drug. Statistically, most people who use hard drugs use marijuana first. Pound for pound. Marijuana and adolescent brain development because the teenage brain is still developing. Until the mid-20s, which you're not in your mid-20s. Do you want tough love?

No. I'll give you tough love. Yeah, yeah. You do it again, you're out of the house. Out of the house! You're out of the house! I got a nipple piercing, too. What the fuck!

No, you didn't. What? That's unbelievable, dude. You're really pissing us off. Man. What are you goth now? No, I'm not. It's just fun.

No, it's not fun. It's gross. It's gross. Oh, my God. You know what she's got? She's going to have tattoos on her face. Yeah, yeah. Neck tattoos on the way.

Yeah, yeah. Face tattoos on the way. Tearrobs for the dead homies on the way. I can't believe you did that. It wasn't painful. No, that's not what we're talking about. Who did you get it with? Your friend?

Hillary. Yeah, we're at a mall? No, at the tattoo shop. Bad people hang out in those places, is that where you get your weed? No? You get your tit pierced and a bottle of weed. Guy who doesn't know about weed?

Did you get a bottle of weed and your titty pierced at the tattoo shop? Did you get a carafe of weed? Who gave you that sinister weed? Who gave it to you? Did you snort it? I heard the kids snort They put it in their ass

Yeah they do They'll put it right in their ass Yeah they rub it on their eyes It goes straight to the brain Where are you buying the weed I'm not buying I just Oh you have a drug dealer boyfriend

She's got a drug dealer boyfriend She's got a drunk dealer boyfriend Name Raul Huh? Raoul Probably listens to bad bunny Yeah Raoul

Yeah Yeah Yeah What else do you do at night? That's it. Piercing your tit, you're smoking fucking pot. Drugs. At the beach.

And by the way, Hillary's not a real person. No, he probably has met her. I've never heard of Hillary. Call her right now. I have never even seen or heard of her. Call Hillary right now. Yeah, who is Hillary? Put her on the line.

Who met her? Oh, shut up. Is it Hillary Clinton? Oh, it is. Hillary Clinton. Oh, you mean one of Epstein's friends? Hillary, Hill Dog. The sinister suit wearer?

answer Hillary. If she doesn't answer, there's no Hillary. She's not answered. No, it doesn't matter. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Because you're calling your mom. Yeah. And she's not picking up the phone. Yeah, you put your mom, a random girl's face on the fucking...

Let me leave a voice message. When you have finished recording, you may hang up. Hillary. Excuse me. We heard about the marijuana. The weed and... Yeah, the breast is being pierced. And the boob piercing.

Yeah. We need a call back. Call back. A sap. We need to talk to you about Jesus Christ. Yes, the Lord and Savior. Your Lord and Savior, right? We need to talk about discipline.

That's right. Right? And if you want to get scared straight, we'll scare you straight. I'll scare you real straight, pal. Yeah, pal. Listen here. You know what? Don't call Jules ever again.

Don't ever call her. She's not your friend. Right now, the path of life you're living. Yeah. Is like scoliosis. It's all crooked. Yeah. You want to get straightened out, pal?

Yeah. You got to come see us, the bad friends. And let me tell you something. Yeah, tell him. Let me tell you something. If I catch you, listening to Bad Bunny. If I catch you listening to

Bamba-dam-dam Bam-da-dam-dama-d-da- You're going down. All right. She better call back. She better call back. To New World now. We're living in a time

Tell us, Messiah. We're living in a time when someone like Rudy Oh, wise one. Flipately, flippantly talks about drugs and tit-pier stuff. And her friends, imagine what they're doing

when they're not joking around. Ha-ha. This is funny because Ha-ha podcast. I'm being real, let's be real. Yeah. You're playing the devil's game. You're playing the devil's game.

And you're playing right into his hand. Yeah, like this. Right? Rudy. He whispers in your ear. Rudy. Okay. Yeah, you're playing the devil's game.

You are. No. Yes, you are, dude. You are. Okay. How? Yeah. We just smoke some time.

Wait a minute. Did you get your boob pierced when you were stoned on marijuana or drunk on alcohol? No. Liar. You were sober? Yeah. 100%.

100%. So you went to the tattooed tattoo parlor, you walked in, you lifted your shirt up, you put your tit out, and you let some some creepy devil man. Was it a man or woman that did it? A guy. Oh, wait, wait. A guy, right? What, you're

14? I'm 24. I'm 24. You're 24, still, some man slid a needle through your breast in front of other people and you think, fun time Saturday night. Yeah, I don't mind showing my booze. Oh, my God. How did he hold it?

What? How did he hold it? He just did that and then he stuck the needle. He hates women. Yes. Yes, yes. He's a misogynist. He's a misogynist.

Any guy out there that's willing to deform a woman's breast is a misogynist. Amen. In this man. I gave him consent. Okay. Yeah, because you felt pressure because of a power struggle. Hillary made to do it. Hillary, Hillary!

Hillary! Yeah. He did it. Bitch. No. Are you sure? No, I got bored. All the cool people are doing it.

Yep. Do you want to be a real American? Bobby? No. That's what she said, right? Yeah. Be a real American. Right?

Do you want to be a real American? Oh, say, can you see? Ah! Down! Let me tell you, does Hillary have her breast pierced? No, she didn't. Okay, so does anyone in the circle have their boob pierced? No, just me.

Why are you the ringleader? Because I got bored. So I told her let's go to the tattoo shop Get a hobby Get a hobby Batman Yeah yeah Play jacks

Curling Cards Yeah something Darts Shuffleboard There's so many other Necknacky things you can do Other than

This is fun too No that's not Are you gonna get a tattoo She is Hmm Let me guess A pentagram Yep

What is the devil's game Devil's game I want like my whole back. What do you want on your whole back? I don't know, but something also on my chest like a tribal. Oh my God, what? Hawaii's got her, man.

Yeah, it's Hawaii. It's gonna be Hawaii. It's not Hawaii. It's crappy. Yeah, yeah. No. Oh, your aunt's. I used to date one of them. Correct? Right? She's got tribal tattoos. Yeah. And it made her crazy. That's why I'm no longer with her. That's right. You're right. There. Yeah. That's Kalila. That's you. That's Kalil.

Yeah, yeah. That's Kalila right there. That was a picture of Kalila when they were going out. When she was going out, that was when she was heavy. Have you seen the news? Hillary. Answer. Get it. I'm excited.

Hillary, too Bobby and Andrew wants to talk to. Oh, no. Hillary. Yes. What are you doing? I'm home. You sound like you're on drugs. Are you on drugs, Hillary?

I don't do drugs. Oh, you don't smoke marijuana. You don't smoke marijuana? Never heard of that in my life. Really? All right, so when Jules is smoking it, she does it herself? Yeah, I do it by myself. Hillary?

Yes. Do you smoke drugs with Jules? Sometimes. The ones you lie to us! Did you influence her? No, I influenced her. Stop it. Did you influence her to smoke marijuana, Hillary?

Are you dating some pothead that drives a souped up Honda Civic? Is that what you're doing? And he's going around? on town with a loud muffler. Is that the guy that you're hooking up with? Taking her to tattoo parlors, getting her tits pierced? Did you convince her to get her titty pierced? I did not.

Who else got their tit pierced in the group? Me. Okay, Hillary, Hillary, Hillary, give it to me. Hillary, Hillary, it's Uncle Bob. I'm livid right now. Did you see? Can I talk for a second? I'm pissed.

I'm pissed too, dude. I'm so pissed. Did you see Avatar Fire and Ash? You didn't? No. Well, instead of going to the beach and doing drug, why don't you go watch that movie? I'm just giving you options of what else you can do. You know what I mean?

Right? Did you see Melania? Great documentary. Is it not great? Oh, say, can you see? Wait, you should watch Melania. It's very good. It teaches you about work ethic.

It teaches about principles. And immigration. In immigration. Imigration involved, right? Yeah, yeah, and also shoes. Shoes. You like shoes, Hillary? Yeah.

Okay, good. So she got her boob pierce too. You lied. Yeah. You also got your tit pierced, Hillary? No, I'm just kidding. I didn't. Hmm.

No, okay. Funny joke. That's funny joke. I got a tattoo instead. What tattoo? What's a tattoo? A fairy. A fairy.

Oh, you mean a satanic symbol? Yeah, it's a satanic symbol? Yeah, yeah. Because fairies, look up fairy's satanic symbol. You're into smurfs as well? Smurfs or satanic as well? Smurts are. also satanic. Yeah, yeah. Yeah.

A fairy has a, there is no singular official fairy satanic symbol, but but horned goat-headed baffamette symbol of the Church of Satan Yeah, it's not a goat, it's a trickster fairy puck.

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You're hanging out with drug addicts and influencers who think that they're going to be famous online. Yeah. So they're piercing their tits. They're getting tattoos. Do any of your friends have these tattoos? These are satanic symbol. No, no.

This looks familiar to me, pal. Time's running out on you guys. If you pick out one of those tattoos, we'll all three get them at the same time. It's got to be one of those, though. The one in the top right looks like the medical symbol for like an EMB. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

We should do a lip tattoo. What is that? Oh, what do you want to say? Yeah, what do you want to say? Yeah. I don't know. Exactly. Yeah, you got to figure it out.

You baby girl. Oh, that's a terrible fucking idea. Yeah. Whoa. A little stegosaurus. Thought about that. A lot wild. And I don't like that.

You know what's really funny? My friend Hillary. Wait, what does it say? Killed by you, killed by you. My friend Hillary. 40 years later, at Grandma, what's that sound? Grandma, what does that say on your lip? This says, I heart BBC.

Daddy, that one says, Daddy. That's awful. That's awful. My friend Hillary, who you guys met when we had Guy Fietti here, has Flavortown inside of her lip. Well, she was made to do that. Yeah, that was her thing. Yeah. No, but honestly.

What's favorite song? You need to get educated, girl. Into American culture. You need to stop with the tit piercing and get educated. Yeah, stop watching euphoria. That's a bad influence, euphoria. But that's the problem. That's what they're doing.

That's what they're doing. Watching euphoria. What are they watching? And they're probably watching, they're probably watching heated rivalry. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just gay stuff. I love heated rivalry. Yeah, you would.

Yeah. You also love it too. No, he doesn't. I did love it. He did like it. It's gay propaganda. I did love it. Yeah, yeah.

The butt. Look at the song in the middle of the show. Gay is cool. Gay is the way. Be gay. Hey, hey, hey. That's the middle of the show. They just break out in a song.

I didn't see that part. Really? Yeah. Oh. Yeah. I saw it. I saw it a couple times. Gay is cool.

Gay is the way. Just gay propaganda. What was that church when he goes? celibacy is cool. What is that? Celibacy is cool. All the kids are like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Don't have sex. Just cast checks. I don't find that video. Celibacy is cool. Is that celibacy? Yeah, virginity is cool. Yeah, virginity is cool. Let's watch that.

Come on, ready? Come on. Virginity is cool. Come on, come on. Virginity is cool. Come on, come on. They do look. Come on, come on.

Virginia is cool. They do look cool. Yeah. Imagine this is looping in your head as you're hanging yourself. Viginity is cool. Come on, hell. Viginity is cool.

And you know what? Virginity is cool. And here's why. Because you know who you know what virgins don't do? Pierce their tits and smoke pot at the beach. Amen. Like a fucking deviant, like a devil person, like a little devil person. And that's what the devil does.

He goes, come on, Rudy. Come to the beach with your tits pierced and smoke pot by the water. I'm telling you, we are disappointed in you as our daughter. It really bugs me because we wanted you to blossom and do like a young woman with goals. With, with a... I'm going to school. Bullshit. Yeah, she is going to school.

I'm doing my master's. But tell them what you're... What are you mastering it? Yeah. Environmental health. Fake. It's fake. Fake.

Oh, this tree is sick. Is that what you're doing? Look at this planet's all gray. Falling apart. Fake, that's fake shit. It is really boring, but. Yeah, but go get them. Go get some.

These titanic plates are shifting. What do we do? Nothing. We can't do shit. If they're going to shift when they shift. Am I not right? Earthquakes or whatnot, you can't stop it. It's gone to quake.

Quake's going to quake. El Niña's coming back next year. Yeah. can't do shit about it. There's nothing you can do about it. Are you going to fix that? I'm not going to fix it. Okay.

So, so. What's the, what do you do as your, with your master's? I don't know. I'm still learning. It's my first week. You're learning about it? It's my first week. You just picked it out of a chart.

What did you do? Yeah. Dude. Okay, the first day of class, what do they say? I don't even know. Well, fuck. We're done. You're not going to class, are you?

I am. Now, where are you going? I am going to class. She's going to the best. bitch. Yeah. Smoking, ween

with her tits pierced at the beach, you pig. Pig. Let me say something to you. How many classes are you taking?

How many classes? There's three classes. Three classes. What are they called? One is occupational health. Bullshit. One is microbiio. That's cool.

Something also risk. Something also risk? Yeah. Good. I'm glad you're paying attention. To something, risk, a key word to something you want to know what's going on.

something also risk. Occupational something risk. Occupational hazardous risk. Something like that. I'm telling you, honestly. That's a master you need. That is a master's. The microbiology is cool.

Give me something you learn in microbiology. Prions in your head, they make you really sick and can be technically called virus and like the pregnant women that likes to eat that has cravings of like dirt. Wait a minute. Pregnant women that want to. want to eat dirt.

Like craves dirt. That's because they also have some kind of pre-ons. Pregnant women crave dirt. Look at Fancy's losing his shit. Where were you in two? Three years ago. Go into all.

Hold on. Let me see. Zoom in. Craving dirt during pregnancy condition known as Pika. Oh. Eating disorder involving urges to consume non-food items like soil,

clay ice, laundry starch. This is nutritional deficiency such as iron or zinc. So this is real. So what do you call it? Preon? That's what my professor said.

Well, it's Pica. We say it's known as Pica. Priminally leaked deficiency. So women are out there just eating dirt. Yeah, they crave it. They want to, like, eat it. Yeah, we see.

This is why we have... Do you crave dirt? No. I'm not pregnant. Okay. Yeah, you better... You better fucking up. Andrea, did your wife crave dirt?

Yeah, I didn't know what it was. What's my father? It was going crazy. Why are you going to the garden every day, sweetie? There's no flowers out there. Your wife was doing laundry and eating laundry at the same time while your daughter was being born. Wow. Wait, did your wife have any crazy urges when she was pregnant?

No, really, no. But eating dirt is... Except for that. Yeah. She was eating a lot of dirt. Well, your house has made a clay, so that does work out. That's pretty good. Six-year bad anniversary, by the way.

And I want to say thank you to all the family. Let's take two seconds to say thank you to all the fans for your loyalty, for your fanship. We appreciate you. We love you. You've been along for the ride. And here's something interesting. Look at this. My life would not be the way it is now without your, my fans.

No, it's our fans. Thank you so much for your support and we really love you. So thank you. I'm being genuine. And look at we brought, we met this idiot when she was 18 years old. Yeah. She was 18. She came on the show as your liaison.

to make sure that you didn't go get cigarettes or go to food. And you did anyway. I did anyway. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And here we are six years later with the crew, added McCone and added Carlos. Actually, the original crew was us and fans. Yep.

Do you remember the first episode you did? Yeah, I was so scared. You were scared, yeah. God, it's so weird. But at the time the one was listening, though. We were at the old place. Old studio. Over there.

That old studio. Rudy's first appearance on bad friends. Rudy Juliana, Rudy Jules, first appearance. on the Bad Friends podcast early 2020. Recurring guests of a beloved figure early in the show's run. She frequently appeared in many of the earliest episodes. Her presence became established as a staple

rather than a single formal guest debut episode. Even AI knows how important you are to the show. But does AI know you're piercing your tit smoking pot by the beach? Probably not. It's going to be in your wiki. I'll tell you that right now. Significant. Yeah, what did you got?

What is that? You show us. What is that? Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Incoming messages. Didn't coming messages. Hey, just want to say congratulations.

Hello. To Andrew and Bobby on six years of bad friends. Looking out tight my faces in this small little hood. What? Not as small as Bobby's eyes. Hello, bad friends. Congratulations on six years. Y'all are my favorite podcast to go on.

Thank you to Carlos, Andrew, Rudy, Fancy, and McCone. and no thank you to Bobby. Just kidding. Thank you. Bobby is awesome. Got it. But I was just doing a playful roast. Hey, motherfuckers.

I want to wish you the bad friends' podcast. Congratulations. She's still a lot. Andrew, buddy, I love you. Give me my booty call next week. And also, Bobby Lee. Look at that dildo on the back of our headboard. A brand new year.

A brand new big. and I'm forgiven and everything like that by your stupid ice motherfucker god damn fuck you guys I'll fucking kill you lady she really does it

Bobby Andrew congratulations six years of bad friends trying to figure out a gift to get you that really kind of celebrates who you are and just how unique bad friends is I think this hits it there you go happy six year anniversary

oh my god congratulations for achieving this amazing marathon. Is he detained? Is this in a... You won't know this might now. He's been deported finally. One podcast on the whole planet.

Joe Rogan, who? As far as I know, I haven't experienced a single episode yet. So let's keep it going and thank you for being a bad friend. I love him. I love him. I miss him. I was able to go 30 circles without making fun of Andrew. Pondi.

Amazing. Oh, you love this guy. Damn. Hey, Santino and Bobby, shy guy. I just wanted to wish you guys a congratulations. Six years of bad friends. Way to go, guys. Big congrats, and this is a little off topic, but when I was a kid, my dad used to ductate

me to the basement wall and throw darts at me. So have a great, happy animal. Great happy anniversary. Freaks. Wow, amazing. Guys. Blessing. It's a blessing.

How do you feel? Good. Six years later. Six years later now. Let's talk about what this did for your life, bad friends. Yeah. Changed your life. I know you made a list as 20 things.

So go ahead. Go ahead. Yeah, I got 25. Yeah, yeah. I don't know. You said 20. She said 20. Oh, wow.

20 things you change your life. How bad friends has helped in It helped your life. Very good. Um, um, friends. Yeah.

Family. Um. What? It's a list. Well, it's helping you. Can I help? No,

I'll just say one. Go ahead. I think it made me really confident. I think it made me. not think too much about what people think. It made me feel just like, it's okay if I have an accent. It's okay if I, I don't know, sound stupid. It's okay.

And I feel like it really helped me just be comfortable with myself. Oh my God. I think that really is true. I think you become more yourself than anything. That almost made me cry. Since the day that you clean that knife, I think something clicked. No, because I saw her.

her performing the main room at the comedy store. Now I'm being real. And I slid in the back and I sell jewels on stage and she was so natural. She was doing it. Yeah, yeah.

She was on stage. I mean, that's a legendary, huge, intimidating room. Oh, my God. Right? And like, if you think six years ago, there's no way she'd been able to do that.

No. Yeah, yeah. Bad friends changed all of our lives, but changed your life for truly. You, like, became your own. confident you know a little I know yeah on the edge a little legy on the edge you know not everyone goes I don't talk to anybody six years later I'm tit I'm piercing my tits yeah but I am proud yeah that you become your own and and also this takes we want to take the opportunity

to tell you that it's time time for you to move out yeah yeah so we're ready you have till Friday so you're gonna leave out you're gonna move out of the house you got to dogs. Don't worry about the dogs. Gonna go to the pound. Yeah. No. Well, half of them are they're going to put to sleep. Right?

Yeah. And then some of them are going to take the pound. Yeah. Yeah. I know, actually, there's one guy named Tran who's going to take it. One of the dog. Tron. Tron.

Yeah. Tron. Yeah. Tron. I don't know what he wants is going to do with the dog. But anyway, um. Tren Tron. That's Remy.

Remy is going to go to the Tran. Yeah. Yeah. And so out by Friday. Yeah. and all of it. I want my car back. Yeah, car back.

Okay. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Dude. You really have had a great run. It's a good run. It's been nice, but you're done. How about you?

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fucking unreal. I think it's the coolest thing we've ever done. I've said this before. I'm going to be unc corny. But this changed my life in the best way in a way that I could never have dreamed or even hoped for. It was the greatest, it's been the greatest moment in my career. and if this is the greatest thing I ever do, that's awesome for me.

If I never do anything bigger, better, more impactful in the comedy world, this has been the greatest thing that's ever having in my career. By a landslide. It brought you and I closer as friends, as brothers. It, I don't know. It just did something for me that I'll never, ever, ever be able to top no matter what it is. That's a fact. I'll never be able to top this.

It's the most fun I've ever had in my entire life. It's been the best ride. So hopefully that'll be amazing. When the fuck is it my turn could do the gratitude thing. I wasn't waiting. How fucking that's going to go, man? Sorry, man.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I apologize. Go ahead. It was a good ride, man. That's all that's it. Yeah.

What are you, Johnny Depp? What are you doing? Yeah, man. We're good. Cool, dude. Are you tweaking out? Hey, man. We fucking did it, dude.

This changed your career. This changed your career. What career did? What's up, man? I'm free. Yeah. Yeah. Can you imagine what this life would be like without bad friends for you?

Not as good. Well, uh... Not as good, dude. How fucking insane. What you went through. Your dad dying, a relationship ending. I can't do my fucking gratitude. Sit down, man.

Are you still on Mugovey? I know. You got to increase the doses. I quit taking it three weeks ago. I know. Well, because I can tell. It's wiggling. I know.

It's wiggling. So fast? You comes back so fast. Immediately. Immediately. Because I saw the Wagovi commercial in the Super Bowl and I said, Bobby's on that. And somebody goes, still? And I go, I don't know.

Yeah, I don't think so. It's changing, dude. It's changing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a return of rapid return of appetite, increased cravings. And for most of you, it's significant weight regain. It's the best. Four in the morning.

What is it? I do three different kinds. Whoa, whoa, whoa, what are they? What are the kinds? Okay, so I do. What's Bobby Lee's Trippcombo? We already talked about the, but life cinnamon, cinnamon, cinnamon, like. What?

Yeah. Golden grams. Mm-hmm. You're probably going to like, you're not going to like the first two are good. All right. Frosted mini-weets. Get fucked. Get out of it.

What are you 60? Yeah. Almost. Before, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then sometimes I do cocoa pebbles. Love. Yeah, yeah. What's your favorite cereals?

Three. If you had to combine three cereals, what do you eat? In the Philippines, we had Google brunch. Here we go. We have bad, we have but, bet, but that's a Boco Crunch? We have Coco Crunch. Oh, yeah, Coco Crunch. Coco Crunch.

Okay. It was just, the Milo one too, though. Milo, we love Milo. It was just mud, but it was, we call it Cocoa for crunch. That one, Coco Crunch. Oh, it's different than our Coco Crunch. It's still Nestle though. Yeah, it's got to be nice.

Yeah, Coco crunch for you. And fruit loops. Fruit Loops. Fruit Loops. Fruit Loops. Yeah. Is it a two can or a bath? Do you remember when Fruit Loops was a, um, a Mandela effect?

The bird, oh, I do. Don't look it up. Drives me nuts. Yeah. Well, it's like I learned today. Yeah, how, how do you know what fruit loops, how do they spell fruit loops? Fruit loop. Yeah, very good.

Very good. Six years, you know, we're cruising. Yeah. What is it? Fruit. Yeah. F-R. F-R.

U-I? No. O-O. F-R-O-O-T, L-O-O-O-P. Fruit loop It's how you guys would say it Fruit loop Look

It's fruit loop It's not spelled like fruit It's spelled Fruit loop Look at that Do you know that? It's a Mandela effect You know what a Mandela effect is?

Some people think it's like a different way And some people think it's something else You remember it You think you remember it one way But it actually was never that way There's one that fucked me up today I just watched a Mandela thing On TikTok today

crazy you brought it up suspenders suspenders or not on Mickey Mouse yes look it up right now Mickey Mouse suspenders he never had suspenders

but I remember him having suspenders I got one I got one for you hold on I got another one that's gonna fuck you can I do one now no yeah please

give me you're the curious George the monkey does he have a tail or no tail he's got to have a tail Does he have a tail? Yeah, look it up He does?

Yeah, look it up Wait, because you tricked me Because my mind was going to say Maybe he doesn't have a tail He does. Wait, he does not have a tail He doesn't have a tail When he's walking with the guy

He doesn't have a tail That guy Wow, he doesn't He doesn't have a fucking tail Did the park ranger take it? Oh wait, zoom in Yeah Is he a gorilla?

Zoom in Zoom in Zoom in Does he look like a gorilla A baby? Look what he has Yeah He's got his nipple pierce

Probably a pot smoker You know the tails jammed in his ass He tucks it He's a Tucker I get you give me a Mandela The Monopoly man Yeah

Ask me He's running with a bag of money Yeah Monocle No Monocle No Monocle Interesting Yeah

No monocle Look it up Monocle or nocom Monocle What do you think? No So he never had one But that image Of him running

With a bag of money Yeah See the one Right there The right one That for some reason people all thought he had a monocle. I did too until he looked up.

I know all the Mendel of that. Oh, you know him all. Yeah, that's why I said it. See, but he used to have a cane. Yeah. But he never had a cane in this image. The cane was years later. He actually never had a cane in the original image.

I always thought he had a monocle. I know. I thought he did it too. That's Mr. Peanut. Yeah. Mr. Peanut looks very similar. Can I do my gratitude list? Yeah, do gratitude, please.

Will you do it right now? All right. So, um... Please. So when we went to the premiere, you know, we went and there was like, it was at the Century City Mall right what a weird place

and there was like those sea of kids you remember Boys and Girls Club Boys and Girls Club and Boys and Girls Club and when I came out the place went crazy chanting my name yeah and it's all from bad friends well it's every your whole career I know but no but it was essentially

the last seven years of my life yeah which is this has been a big part of you know it's I remember when out after Mad Pauley me, dude, you're never going to make it, dude. You guys, yeah, he did. He goes, dude, if mad didn't do it, dude, nothing's going to do it, dude.

What an asshole. And now he says, you made it, dude. Okay. Yeah, I mean, so it's like, you could just kind of feel. You could feel it in the wind, in the streets. A long time ago. No, no, I don't think so, dude. But bad friends, but solidified.

The little kids, the little kids from Boys and Girls Club, holy shit. Because I remember you were signing their shirts. They lost their mind for Bobby. It was so funny, man. They were like, it was fandom. And you're talking kids. Like, they never saw Mad TV.

Like, they weren't alive. These are nine to 12 year old kids. But they were losing their minds. They were having so much fucking fun. It was cool. You don't believe us? No, I believe them. I'm here for all of this.

You can thank us for this fame. Whoa. Like, you just show up and sit down for 90 minutes, but a lot goes into it. This is what you do. This is what you do. Boop. All right. I do.

Andy, what can do? He doesn't. I do that. That's what you do that? That's the booper. Are you kidding? I'm basically your manager, dude. This is what you do.

This is what you do. Yeah, come at six. Why don't you thank, why don't you give some gratitude fans for the six? Yeah, you three have some gratitude. Well, no, no. Let's hear fancy most importantly. He was here from the very, very beginning. There's not a better middle man.

you. Thank you. I think I got that. Because I remember in London. I had a dream once. No, and that dream is, thanks to you. It's not dead. Just like Martin Luther King, I had a dream. It was like, what

could I aspire to? And it's like, can I be the better middleman? And you made it true. Oh shit. Are you feel good? Feel good, dude. You deserve it, man. You're the best middle man, Dan.

You're the best middle ever. Okay, Carlos, words of affirmation, words of wisdom, words of peace, words of grace. Best job ever. My first job in L.A. was driving escorts. And my last one is working with y'all here. And I love it. Kind of the same. Yeah.

Pretty close. So thank you, Bobby. Thank you, Andrew. I appreciate it. Thanks for having me on. I came on on episode 87. 87, that was your first, yeah, wow. So it's awesome to still be here.

I feel like you've been here forever, like since the beginning. Well, essentially, right? Because what, what, 52 weeks, right? So he did within the beginning of the second season, second year, is when he came on. No. The only reason he didn't come on earlier is because we were on a restrictive cast because COVID. COVID.

We couldn't. Oh, that's right. Nobody wanted, we couldn't have people at the studio. Yeah, who was, who was doing? It was just you, right? It was just fancy alone. Alone. I remember under the stairs.

And then George would come sometimes. We kick him out fast. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Pete, then it came. Then Pete came. Pete. Remember Pete? I love Pete.

He should throw croissons at him. Yeah. Remember that? You throw croissons at him. He'd call him Peter Chocolat. He'd go, Peter Chocolat. You throw chocolate croissant at Pete. We love Pity.

Yeah. Petty and George would come on. And then after COVID wiggled its way away from our psyche when we were sick of the bullshit, that's when he joined. And McCone, you're a newbie. You're only two. This will be the third year. Wow. When Sickler was on, that was the first time I was here.

Wow. Yeah, you came in in that tough year. Tough. Yeah, that was a tough year. It was hard. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, there was a lot going on. Yeah, yeah.

We're grateful to have you guys along for this ride, McCone and Carlos and Fancy. and also you, the jewels. Also the jewels more than anything. We've had great guests. Yeah, it's been crazy. Yeah, the last couple years we've had great guests. Yeah, yeah. When they said Jack Black wanted to do this show, I was like,

were you at Sina? Has you seen the show? John Sina? Yeah, and Ephron. Fon. Nuts. The world has been crazy, and we're going to continue to the show for the fans because it's the most fun we've ever had.

It is by far. Yeah. And I do think I'm making a slight prediction, but the fall of, the fall of 2027, which is a full year and half away, we'll do a bad friend's

global tour. Really? Yeah. Our last one. Our last one. I think we'll do one big... The last one's supposed to be on last one. Yeah.

But we'll do one final. Well, that's what all good bands do. Yeah. You have to be on tour with us. Yeah. You got it. You really do. It's only fair.

Can we go to the Philippines? Yeah. If we can sell tickets. Yeah. And also, fancy has to come. Are you working on another baby? Be honest. Because we can't take you if you have another kid.

So if you have another kid, you got to, you can't. Because we're childless, you know? We're sloths of the street. We're childless trash. Yeah, it's better for you guys. Focus on work. Oh, is that facetious? You being a smart ass?

No. You just got a citizenship, dude. Don't make us take it away. You better calm down. You guys showed up for my special, I remember. You did. That was really sweet. Powerful.

Now, you guys were backstage and, you know, I thought that, you know, you can get in your head and go, oh, that was bad or whatever. Because, you know, you get offstage or like, I could have done this better, this and that. And then you guys were like, no, that was, you know what I mean? I just, the affirmation made it clear. Yeah. I believed you. When you guys said that it's good, I believed you. Yeah.

Sometimes I don't believe comics. I, well. Good set. I got, yes. No, comics, no. But these guys are our friends, and they'll tell you the truth. They're not on stage every night, you know? Yeah.

So they really mean it when they say it. Finally. Finally. Finally. It's not really etched in stone. We can think up of another one. I think finally is so good, but I think it's finally. You think so?

Finally with two E. I don't like play on word shit. Really? I don't. That's kind of like the whole thing. That's what we do here at this show. I know, but I'm not in my own personal life of Pony Pony Pony. No.

Finally, finally is very, it's very poignant anyway. Just finally. Nothing is finally. Yeah, it's beautiful. I'll say this. What's really going to happen is, tell us. The year will be met with great strife and struggle. A lot of wild shit going on right now.

It's already bad now, though. I know. But it's going to chill out at the end of the year because people will be sick of the nonsense. I don't know. And they'll go, what do we need to break up the year? And they'll say, finally. Bobby Lee. It's been a long, it's been a long, wonderful fun, would you re, oh yeah, okay.

I just remember that, that there's little tiny things that happen on the show that I'll never forget. You sang the joke of Thumbull. Thumbull is one of the funniest jokes you ever said. I laughed harder than I've ever laughed. In fact, we revisited tonight at my buddy Jim's house. We revisited because it Wagovi ad came, a commercial came on the Super Bowl. I said, Bobby's on Wagovi. And I said, I remember when he was on OZempe and he threw up for the promo for the Halloween episode two years ago. Yeah. And you puked right there in the front And I laughed so fucking hard. I laughed.

I couldn't stop laughing. I thought you were goofing around when you were like, I don't feel good. I was like, you're being a bitch. But at the time you weren't laughing. Yeah, I was cracking up. You see in the clips. I never heard you laugh louder when I fell. It was the funniest moment I've ever seen.

When you fell on the roller skates is maybe one of the funniest one of the funniest. No, but you thrown up in the hallway got me so good because the first couple of times I was like, oh, no. But it kept coming. I couldn't stop that. Dude, I was so sick. I had to walk in the other room. Oh, my God, I was so sick. Yeah, but now look at you.

I know, but fat again. No. Yeah, yeah. You're not fat again. Yeah, I'm just getting rolls. But you got off of Wagovi? Why'd you stop using it? I just got so nauseous, dude.

You were tired of the nausea. Yeah, but now I just got new medication for the nausea. But now I'm on Lexapro. So I'm on so many different things now. It's like, you know what I mean? So I'm like afraid to. Who's prescribing? My psychiatrist.

Well, maybe you should change. No, Lexapro is really working. No, but Lexa Pro I couldn't come the other night That was the scary part I know I remember So Lexa Pro Lexa Pro off

So Lexa Pro on Wagoe off Yeah Anti-naja medication On Oh no off until I'm back on Wagovi When you go back You can do this

I think tomorrow's the day You can go back Yeah yeah It's you don't It's it's It's like a low humming nausea Right It's like

You're not gonna vomit But it's like It's kind of like A light sickness that's in your gut. I don't like that. Right? And you're just walking around with it.

And it's just like, I was just tired of that. Yeah. You know? I'm back on creatine, which is crazy. What's that? Creatine is a very long-researched, long-use product you use for post-exercise. Or, well, I mean, I use post-exercise. Some people do it pre.

But I found out some of the health benefits of creatine outside of like muscle building and stuff for the brain. I used to take it when I was in college and I worked out a lot. And then I stopped. But then look out the brain benefits of creatine. It's actually amazing. Do you need a prescription for that? No, brother.

Creatines you could buy at the store. It's just, you know, improve short-term memory. I mean, I'm on real medications and you brought up creatine. Like, that was weird. I take vitamins. All right. It's like. Well, I told you maybe you shouldn't be overly prescribed drugs.

Yeah, it's a little startling because I now, because I have, I'm on riddalin. Yeah, see, this is my thing is they want to throw everything at you. I have so much. I have Ritalin, now Lexa Prow, also a tenel-nol. Is your penis working? No. I can get erect because of blue chew. Yeah.

Yeah, where is it? It's not on the space show. Do you have one of those little things that says Monday Tuesday? A blue chew? No. Montere bluechut too ble? A pill case? Yeah.

Yeah, a pill case? You have a pill case? No, but I have like a row. It's a system. Yeah, so it's a pill case. I have a system, yeah. I just don't want to take a lot of pills anymore. Yeah.

I don't know if I need it. I think if the lexapro helps, that's good. Are you on any medication at all? It is helping. You should. Are you on it? You know what? It stops some of the ruminating thoughts.

Because I have these things that reoccur in my head. Of course. And I'm in a mental nightmare. You're on lexapro as well? I've been on it for like five years now. And on prep, right? You're on prep? No.

Although a doctor did recommend that to me once. You should probably get into this. You might be. get under prep because you do what is prep it's what is prep it's not for gay people it's for people that have h i people that are that are um at risk of getting HIV at a higher level hmm yeah huh i said gay people you people you people yeah there's fun stuff that gets you that's what i'm saying so you could catch HIV wait so if you take it you're you're you can't get it you can't get it it's preventative yeah but i haven't i'm not on prep i know but what are the what are the um side

effects of that? Having too much fun at Hamburger Marys on a Wednesday. Nausea headache, diarrhea. Fatigue and abdominal pain. You already hop those, so you don't think it. Yeah. So what we want to say is,

thank you for being a bad friend.