Bad Friends - Steve Red Curry & Blake Griffin

Episode Date: March 23, 2026

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Oh, that's a tight shirt. That's cool. Is that new? No, I've had it. Oh, I like that. Fleetwood Mac. Name your favorite Fleetwood Mac song, go. Um.

Love that. That's my favorite kind of stuff right there, dude. I hate being, uh, put on the spot. I know. I hate it. How'd you do last night? You were in a real bad mood last night for some reason. I said, hello to you in the hallway.

I'll tell you why. And you shuffled me off as if we haven't been friends for 15 years. I'll tell you why. I was like, hey man. And he goes, hey, I don't even want to be here. I was like, what does that have to do with me? Because right before, you don't know what happened right before. Well, tell me.

This guy comes up to me and goes, hey, I go, what's up? He's like, you don't remember me? And I'm like, no. He's like, 2018, dude. And I go, what? Was that Mr. 2018? Yeah, Mr. 2008. That guy won.

He goes, second show, Saturday night. Brea, dude. I was with the funny hat and the weird shoes. you made fun, like that kind of thing? Like, I'm supposed to go, ah! You didn't remember him? No, I didn't remember him, dude.

Well, he's here now. Come on in, Marcus. Do you ever get that? No. Where people are like, you don't remember me? Yeah, I mean, I've had people that say that, not people in the crowd, but people say, do you not remember me?

And it's the meanest, rudest thing you can say. Oh, I've had someone go, you don't remember me, do you? And you're like, okay, well, that's, what do you want me to do here? I know. How do you want me to get out of this? Right.

The guy yesterday said, And I love, look, can we, can we, I love fans. I want to say hi to every. Me too. I love them. But also say hi in not the weirdest way possible. Right. A guy literally yesterday goes, am I mistaken or are you a podcaster? How would you like me to respond? He was mistaken. I go, I don't know, buddy. I don't know what else to say. And then I feel weird. And I get in the car and I go, what was that? Yeah. But what was I supposed to do? Go, yes, it's me, the podcaster. Yeah. Yeah. in a long line at a checkout at a hardware store. I feel, what do you want me to say? Just say yes. Yes, and then what? Yeah, I know. Then it's weird, then he's like, okay.

And then, just waiting with my stuff. It just, just say hi. Or when they're joking too, I don't like it. Well, you get it. You get it way worse. Ken Jung, what's up? You know what I mean?

And then like five minutes, just kidding, bro. I hope I'm hoping it didn't cross the line. It's like it wasn't funny. I'm regretting a little bit putting up the post for your mom's birthday because, man, am I giving everyone residents to go, I'm bambi mom, I'm doing it again, I'm fueling the fire. It's my special, it's in my special.

I know. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And you know what? Yeah. Very cool. You're cool. No, no, I think it's very cool. Boy, oh boy, am I excited to see this special

when the first cut comes out? I saw it already. Has anybody else seen it? No, I saw it. You better let me see it. It's upstairs. I know, they're literally here. They're literally upstairs.

They edited in my special too upstairs. It was the first time where I sat down and I watched the whole thing. And guess what? Fantastic. Not fantastic, but it was serviceable. Come on, shut up. No, serviceable is good. I bet it's great.

No, I can't tell if it's great, but I'm watching and going, oh, I do seem like a stand-up. You're a 30-year profession. I understand that, but I, you know, I watch it as like, oh, that was okay. That was good. I bet you it's more than okay. It's better than okay. Servicable is a good word, though. That should be my next special.

Serviceable. Yeah. Stand up. Here it is. I did some. Yeah. Yeah. Why not?

If I do one in my live, it's like, that's a good one to have out there. Yeah. Look at that. Fulfilling its function adequately, usable. That's serviceable, functional and durable rather than attractive. Yeah. That's also true. Yeah.

Neither of us are that attractive, but we are functional and durable. Yeah. I don't think I'm ever going to do one again. I thought about that the other night. Aristotle was like, what's going on? I'm like, I'm doing all new stuff lately. You crush every time. You know, you're the weirdest guy because it's like, you'll do a special.

And then like fucking two months later, you already have a new 15. Yeah. I know, but it's, you know, but I don't. Crushing, crushing. Last night you were crushing. No, but I, new 15. I don't think I'll ever do another special again. I really believe that.

I think I'm done doing him. I think they're fun, but I'm like, I think something else is going to happen in the world of stand-up. Like I think something is on the move. Ooh, AI? Well. I-I. I, I, I, I, I, I, that's what I call it. My cousin told me the other night about they had a meeting.

He works at Apple, you know my cousin, he said they had a meeting about that Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt. They had an internal meeting about the detriment of that to the business. Wow. Because it went crazy viral. You know that scene we showed of the Brad Pitt? Yeah, I've been watching it. People are panicked about it because it's so good and so real, people are now like freaking out. So internally they're like, what's going on?

How are we going to stop this? Because people at home are going to start just making full films using AI. Yeah, they would say that Netflix, the future of Netflix, someone was imagining you just prompted it, and then it gives you the movie that you just prompt it. And let me tell you some, we've been joking about that for a long time. Netflix is 100% going to do that. There's, why would they not?

I mean, I don't like it, but what's going to stop them? You talk quick. Yeah. It's a little too quick from me. Had a couple cups off to this point. I was throwing the ball with the dog and had a couple cups of coffee. That's what I said. And then I spilled coffee all over my pants.

You should have been an auctioneer. And my dog laughed at me. I spilled coffee all over my pants when I was throwing the ball this morning and she went, you know when the dog, when they do some human shit and you're like,

don't laugh, that's not funny. Yeah. And the dog was like, just throw the ball, man. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just throw the ball and shut up. Yeah. Your dog's the best.

Throwing the, I ran into another dog this morning a similar looking dog, but a white version. I have a black dog. Yeah, yeah. As you know. Yeah.

Jet black. Yeah. That's his name, Jet Black. And the white version Did he have like a gold chain? The white, that's what my black dog said. He was appropriating my walk. Yeah.

Because the dog was walking was kind of like a little swagger. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. My dog did not like that. Yeah, because your dog is black but suburban. Suburban black. Yeah, yeah. My dog is John.

Hello, Bobby, good to see you. You would think they would be like, what's up? No. Hello, Robert. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Would you like something to drink? Yeah. It's a girl, but yeah.

She is, yeah, yeah. She went to Brown University. She went to black universe It's enough of this You know what I almost went to go see last night Good luck, have fun, don't die Or have fun, good luck, don't die? Because I saw the trailer and I thought

This looks really good except It does look amazing Except every single trailer now Or every new movie is end of the world So here's what I propose to Bobby Lee Yes This is all kind of dystopian scary The World is Over shit

Like Pluribus all the time Why don't we make a show where we save the world, it's not ending, we fix it. Because these are kind of like doomsday film. Everything is a doomsday film. Yeah. What's a Boomsday film? Let's do Boomsday.

With us where we're having a blast. Is there doomsday happening in the movie and we reverse it or? I think it's the end. So these movies are like the beginning of Doomsday. I think that Doomsday is over. It's already happened and we fix the world. We fix it. Yeah, like we go through the steps to fix the world.

Don't you think that's a good idea? That's really good. Because all these Doomsday films make. me sad. Like this looks awesome, but man, does it look sad? Yeah. Like he's come from the future and he's telling all of us it's over. So it's about to happen. That's the trailer. And I was like, why can't it just be, it's all over? Everything is bad, but Bobby Lee and Andrew Santino have to fix it. Okay, good. Don't you like that? I like that a lot. Boomsday film. Bobby Lee and Santine. Let's do a movie where all of a sudden this big, thick guy from the fucking future

comes. Chappelle Lacey? Yeah, like Chappelle Lacey. But he's sort of like an AI killing machine. Oh, that makes sense. Yeah, yeah. And then what happens is we have a friend named Sarah Connor. I'm listening. Yeah. Yeah. Pretty good, right?

Yeah. So far. Yeah, yeah. It's a good name. That's a really, really catchy name. What? Sarah Connor. Yeah.

Really good. But she's not the Android machine killing machine. Is she human? Yes. Wow. Yeah, yeah. Okay. And he goes, he has to say, I'd be back all the time.

He has to say all the time. That's his catchphrase? Yeah, yeah. I'd be back all the time. Really good, Bob. Yeah. Thank you so much. You should write this down.

Yeah. Wasn't the original catchphrase, I will be right back? Isn't that the joke is I will be right back? And he changed it? Yeah. And they got in an argument about it. I'd be caught on Arnie. That's not what, you know, is that what happened?

No, the original line was, he refused. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Original line is, I'll come back. And I guess he said a machine wouldn't say I'll come back. Really? Yeah, he said that. Apparently he was like, well, I mean, that's kind of how he talks in real life. Yeah.

He probably just misread it five times and they were like, we'll just keep it. I'll be back. They're like, Arnold, it's I'll come back. He's like, I'll be back. They're like, fine. We can't do 12 more take. He fucked it up every time. But truthfully, apparently he was saying they got into an argument about it.

Yeah. And it became one of the most iconic lines in the film. But it was jokingly written as I'll come back. That's kind of powerful. What if I'm the director, okay? Yeah. And it's like, hey, Arnold. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Because I've never seen you do your Arnold. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So, how good is this movie going to be? I'm we killing it?

We're crushing. I love you. I love Arnold. Listen, Cameron, James. Aren't we crushing? Yeah, yeah, yeah. What I want to do is lift weights. Yeah, yeah.

And coming, I'm coming. Yeah, yeah. Oh, actually, we're shooting something right now? I'm still coming. I know. I'm coming at the gym. I'm coming at home. I understand, but can I just.

I will be coming. I know, but that's the life. No, you can't. I'll be coming. Yeah. I'll be coming. The light is, I'll come back. No, we gotta go.

The light's, we're losing light. Okay, I'll be coming on your back. I know. I'll come back is the line. I'll come all over you. All right, guys, guys, get you. And action. I'll be back.

Cut. You don't have to make the noise. I want to make the sounds. We're going to do that in post. I want to do the sounds. I understand that we have. I love sound. All right, well, you can do the sound.

We can just go. That's not the kind of sense that we're going to use But anyway, guys, and action I'll be back I'll be back It's cut I winked to the camera I understand that but

Where's Will Sassa when we need him? That was my favorite The greatest one's my favorite Arnold Schwarzenegger President. No, Sassau's the king, dude I got good news for the crew What?

We're doing it That's all I want I know you know what I'm talking about I really don't We're going to Japan Oh we are? I got the sign off we're ready to rock a room.

Oh, yes. I'm gonna be coming from Hawaii and I will meet you guys in Japan. Well, we're doing it in July? Yeah. Okay, good. I'm already halfway there, so I said, we're planning something with a family and I said, if I'm halfway there,

would it be cool if we just jet to Japan with bad friends? My wife was like, I think that'd be awesome. And I was like, this is perfect. It literally is gonna line up perfect. Really? So we gotta start booking flights to Japan. How long are gonna be there? What do you wanna do?

Six days, seven days? Is that, that's long, right? That's enough. I mean, but do we just wanna do we just wanna do Tokyo? Or do we want to go? Okinawa. Okinawa. Okinawa.

That's where Mr. Miyagi's from Okinawa. Bump, bong. Yeah, I can't wait. So we'll fly into Tokyo and then we'll figure it out. We should take the bullet train. That would be fun to go down to Kyoto or whatever. Whoa. And then Brad Pitt's going to be on the train.

We can fight. What was that movie called? Bullet train. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. That was a good movie. I can't wait. So we're going to do it.

We'll start locking it up. We'll be bad friends in Japan. We won't do show. or anything. It would be cool if we set up some kind of fun. Not even a show, but like a meet and greet or something for Japanese fans. Yeah, yeah. Would that be kind of fun to do? Let's do a meet and greet. Yeah, just like a comic store. Yeah, like a local hangout. Yeah. A comic store? Yeah, I bet we have some fans in Japan, don't you think? I think we have about four or five. That's enough for a comic book store. That's enough for a comic book. Yeah, yeah. Why'd you say comic

bookstore? That's exactly where our fans would be in Japan. Yeah, exactly. I'm thinking of logistics for myself as someone working and I was like, oh, Yeah, it's a pain for you. All right. Just anywhere, coffee shop. How about this, Bob? Oh, you know what they have? These massive video game, like arcade places? Mm-hmm.

And you should play fans one-on-one in games. Yes. Okay. That is a great idea. Yeah, yeah. Right? They have these massive video game like that. Oh, yeah.

They have ones where they hold tournaments, though. That they hold, like, weekly tournaments you can go to. I think that would be fun. God, those buildings are so cool looking. You know what the wildest shit is? Every floor is something different, too. Yeah. You'll walk in, it'll be like, first floor is a restaurant.

Second floor is, like, like a shop for shopping. The third one is a massage place. The fourth one is like a, you know, whatever. It's all. Fucky, fucky. I can't wait. Japan, here we come.

We're going to Japan. Two dollar, you know, $2. Is this still $2? No, this is free now. Oh, okay. It's like New York pizza. They raise the prices. It's a dollar 50 now.

I can't wait. Yeah. The boys are going to go to Japan. Oh, you, McCone, you're going to? That's up to us. What? I got to film it. But that's up to us.

Oh, you got to film it. Because he does jump on a lot of, he gets to jump on a lot of, hey, I'm doing this. So we get to decide. Did he speak English there or is it going to be hard? No. No, no English. Hasn't made its way over there yet.

Yeah, okay. They've heard of it? No. Yeah. No, they don't even know it. Yeah. Yeah. Are you a flat earth or what's going on here?

I'm a square earth. Four sides. No, they do speak English. In fact, when we go to Okinawa, which I have been down there, there's certain islands you go to. They do not speak English. So you better get that Google. translate ready to rock and roll.

Yeah. Okay. I'm ready to go. Oh, I'm so excited. We should dress up as ninjas. You should? Yeah. No, you should too.

I can't. Why? It's funny, they would like it more on me than you because you're Korean and they get mad at you, but me, they're like, this is good. This is good, yeah. Yeah, this is funny when he does it. We can't cosplay it? Oh, dude, half of Japan is cosplay.

Yeah. I mean, the whole country is cosplay. Like, make it more American. Like, I'll come as an American eagle. Yeah, you can come up as, yeah. Well, Carlos would be the bald eagle. He'd be the American Bald Eagle. You can go as pumpkin spice.

Pumpkin spice the latte. Yeah. Who wants us hip? Yeah, we should dress up an American ball. American, yeah. Taking back, dude. Yeah. We should get into something funny.

Sorry. Just chatting. That's fine. No, we're doing good, right? I just like chatting with you. I just like chatting with you. Everything's fine. What is that?

Hmm. Oh, this was, this is a, what is this? A hand again person getting a, oh boy. Oh, God. Oh, yeah. No, don't laugh. Is there a stitch? Don't laugh.

Don't laugh, dad. Let's see. Don't laugh. Whoa. The sound immediately, I think, of the, the, the, the, dosh, dosh, dush, dush, dush, duch. And cut the music. And no one helps her.

See, that guy right there, that guy right there. Didn't. Well, try. Too slow. Too slow, dude. You wouldn't help. What? You would not know.

Yeah, because I like a good laugh. But, wow. That's the bar. that's up in San Francisco. Why do you know he says she? Yeah. Because men would just men would just take the hit.

Why is she color coordinating? That actually looks cool. I'm going to want a green shirt. I'm going to wear my green shoes as well. Well, if you dissect this, that's 100% an Asian woman. A, this is in the Bay Area, too, she's wearing the visor. That is dead giveaway Asian woman. And gloves.

And gloves. Yeah. Wow. And gloves. And it's like 74 degrees. Yeah. Wow. That's funny.

I saw Leo last night go into a. No, two nights ago go into a place. Leo really where? Look, he looks the, it's so funny. He looks the same in real life that he looks on TV. I was waiting for a car at valet and he was going into like a secret club, but he had his hat on low. And the valet goes, oh, Leo's here.

I was like, well, I wouldn't say that out loud. Yeah. Did you go say hi? Fuck no. Why not? He doesn't know me. You're a part of that. No, no, he went into his club thing.

It was like a private club. What do you mean? I'm not, what? What are you talking about? Yeah. Leo would be like, get away. Get away. But he was wearing his hat real low like he does.

It's kind of wild, dude. I love that. I can't believe he still lives in L.A. That was my first thought. Why would he live here anymore? Because he's a 90s, dude. He's still, yeah, he's like you. He still has Hollywood dreams.

Yeah. Yeah. I mean, give me a city that's better. No, I mean, for a guy like him where everywhere you go is a thing, he could hide out somewhere. He could go to like Montana and just live, you know. Oh, that's what, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I can have a ranch or something.

A lot of those guys, they disappear. They go somewhere where nobody bothers him. Yeah. Robert Duval died. What did you do? You know, luckily, for the first time, we didn't call out any of these deaths. Thank God. Yeah.

We did mention Catherine O'Hara, sadly, rest in peace. He was 95, though. But you know who died today? What? The triple, it was Catherine O'Hara, Robert Duval, and today Jesse died. Oh, Jesse Jackson. That's right. Jesse Jackson died this morning.

The Reverend RIP, Chicago Legend. Yeah. Died in Chicago, not from Chicago, died in Chicago. Shout out Jesse Jackson. Black History Month, no less. God, what a legend. Remember the single tier he did when Barack won? Zoom in on that face.

Look at that face. That does look like the Cosby like, boom, boom, boom. Yeah. When Cosby was doing, pudding. Yeah. He's got that like, I'm up to something. Yeah. You got fish eyes too.

Yeah, he does that fishy head. Yeah, yeah. Wow. Perfectal circle head. Is Dolly Parton alive? Yeah, she's alive. Because I saw her on a billboard on the way here and I had that thought, should I mention it?

Because maybe, because how old is she now? We can test the fate. I don't like that. I don't want her to pass away. 80, yeah. Oh, it's a good bet, though. I know. We should have a bad friend's death pole here

where the fans can bet with us on who's going to die next. I don't want her to die. I'm saying that, but I saw on a billboard and I thought, I don't know if she's alive or not. You know if she died,

you know what would die like two days after her? Her titties. They stay alive for two days. They do? Pretty good. Yeah, they're big, guys. They're their own organism now.

They're huge. Yeah. Are they real? They're real, right? Yeah. Come on, brother. What? You think an 80-year-old has tits up to her chin?

No. No, I don't think she's got breast surgery. Look it up. You're out of your mind. No, those are real. No, they're not. It's like, I don't even have to Google it, but I will because I will. Yeah, yeah, I want you to Google it.

Yeah, yeah. She talks very open. My bet is no. My bet is, everyone lets it consensus. Yes. Yeah, yes. How about you? All the money you have.

How about you? Yes. McCone? They're fake, yeah. No, they're real. Go ahead. Google it. Dally Parton's breasts are not natural. Fresh station lifts to advance or signature look.

They're real expensive and they're real mad. Let me tell you something, honey, they're real nice. They're real fun to suck on. Wow, that's disappointing. She's always been fun on talk shows about it. She's a good actress, too. She's the shit. She's the shit.

Was she in Steel Magnolias? Is that the movie that she was in? Yep. Do you like that movie? It was good. I love that movie. I've been seen in a long time. Yeah, yeah.

I love Steel Magnolias. Is she on Rye? Have you seen her on Ryan? Yeah. Would you have... I wouldn't even swipe for her. Why? Just the...

It's just... Where would you take dolly park? That's just like, where do you go? You know what I mean? I don't know any barbecue shops really or... Shop? You're gonna take me to a barbecue shop? You sweet little noodle you.

Come on, baby. Let's go to a barbecue shop. Yeah, like, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know any of that. Y'all won't believe it. Bobby Lee was knobbing on my knobs. He was slopping on my knobs. day. Yeah. She's

I just don't know where to take her. She's still pretty sexy. Yeah. How old is Sally Field now? Oh, so old. 79. Wow. Still a babe though. Yeah. After all these years. Like how... Legend. You know why these women are still babes, like her? Because she just, she didn't fuck with her face.

Yeah, Julia Roberts. Doesn't fuck with her face. That's why she looks so pretty. She's 60 years old. She's a, she's a mega babe. It's amazing. Dylan McDermott. What's this about? You like him? He's 64. He's 64 and he looks great You like this guy Yeah you like him

I like you know what I do like him more than Sally Field I would fuck him more You're off your head Yeah Sally Field is a legend He's not a legend His looks are compared to Brownie Cooper

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Exactly. But he goes back as his own wingman. Two Vince Vaughn's trying to save the day. I need that. Future Bobby just slaps my phone out of my hand and goes, don't text her. There's Mob Stuff action chaos and it's rated R. Mob stuff? You'd fold immediately, dude.

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Can you zoom in at the cast? Wilford Brumley. Wilford Brimley when he did cocoon, how old was he when he did cocoon? He's looked the same. Yeah, yeah. How old was he when he did cocoon? He was 49. He was 50 years old.

Dude. Like you right now. I know. Isn't that insane? I'm 54. I'm 5, 6 years older than him. Yeah, but you could, this means you could have a research. I know, but he was in a fucking, you know what I mean, nursing home in the movie.

Actors did look so much older. Why did he look so old? Everybody looked older back then because nobody took care of himself. He was probably ripping two packs a day, drinking every night. There's no like Korean, they probably didn't know about Korean facial creams or whatever.

Look at that. That's Paul Rudd at 52 and Wilford Brimley at 52. Isn't that insane? That looks like his son. Yeah. Grandson even. Yeah, this is because no one cared back then. It's unbelievable.

You didn't need to take care of yourself. It didn't matter. In fact, you probably got more roles when you got older looking older because they needed older people in movies. Yeah, but in 2006, if he was like 58, he'd look different, you think? What could he do to look more hipster? He's got Balenciaga on.

Hell yeah. Right. Like he's shopping at Gucci? He's got Gucci slide. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, what could he do? I'm sure there's a fix. Yeah.

Look at you. You don't look 54. Most people on the internet think we're the same age. I know, but in the 50s, I think I would look still the, like the way I look. You don't think I would? No chance. You would be an old Korean man in the 50s. Really?

An old haggerty Korean man in the 50s. Well, you wouldn't be in the business, first of all. Yeah, but what do I do different now that would... What do you mean? What do you mean? Were there any Korean actors in the 50? No, no, no. I mean, that's what I'm saying.

You wouldn't have been in. Yeah. There had to been maybe one. Who is that? Yeah, it was tough. Oh, there you go. Key actors in the 50s South Korean film industry, because of your own independent film industry.

Yeah. Barri Wood. I'd have to go back to Korea to work, I think. Yeah, but look at that. They look pretty. Yeah. But they're all very young, I bet. They're all probably 19 to 25.

That was very young back then. Like in that guy on the right, playing 40, but he's 20. Yeah. That's what they did back then. You'd play much older as a younger person. Yeah. I mean, Judy Garland was 16 in Wizard of Oz, right, or 15 or something. And they made her pretend.

They put her in that film as if she's a young woman, but she's a high schooler. Yeah. Wow. Crazy. Crazy times. What a great movie. Wizard of Oz? Honestly?

Yeah. No. I mean, for the time. Yeah. What don't you like about Wizard of Oz? I don't like that when they get to the Wizard. Oh, here we go. He's just a little weak man behind a curtain.

I understand the message, but I want him to be more badass. Honest Schwarzenegger. Yeah. You came back. You followed the road. You follow the road. How did you find me? all episodes I'm going to

So we can do it up And the whiz, right That was the black The black version Yeah I would love an Asian version That'd be great The Whiz

Yeah If you look at the Tin Man You look It's made in China Yeah We've lost Toto The first scene Yeah

Toto's gone Yeah Yeah And then all you hear Is Karaa go The Lion Yeah the lion Yeah the lion

I didn't eat him Okay, cowardly lion That'd be amazing Yeah But who would be the witch No yellow brick road Because they would get lost They would get lost

On the road Camera-wise They would just blend in They would just blend in Right Follow the red brick road We do white road White road

Follow the white road Follow the white road They should do an Asian whiz Yeah they should do an Asian whiz The black whiz That was Michael Jackson Right Did he

Did he write that movie? I don't think so. But he wrote the soundtrack. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Far to the aerobic roll. Farah, for the rubber brawl.

Yeah. No, bad? No, very good. Yeah. And the monkeys too, right? Do they have monkeys, flying monkeys in that? Yeah. And they were really depressed all those actors.

Yeah. Like the little people on that were treated so awful. Yeah. And then the rumor that one guy killed himself ended up being not true. Really? Who? They said a little person actor hung himself in the woods. And apparently you could see it in the original cut, but that's not true.

And Brad looks different, huh? 49. There's just something about it. You know what they represented. Yeah. This is Jim Henson in there like? I mean, it doesn't look real. By the way, why didn't they get, those are all really old men.

And they should have gotten little people, little kids. Or just get little kids to play little people. Yeah. No, but that wouldn't have been... Dude, imagine... That wouldn't have been okay. Yeah. Imagine if you were a dwarf actor and you didn't get the role.

I didn't get it! What? What? I mean... Come on! There's 10,000 roles. I didn't get it. Nothing.

Not even a callback. You know, they all shared one trailer. They put them all in one trailer. One trailer. Yeah. It's how awful. They were treated so poorly. talk about it. It was so awful the way that this movie was filmed, the way they did it. And also,

she was treated like shit. She was abused the whole time. It was crazy. Oh yeah. What's his name in Legend? Yeah. R2D. Imagine. Dude. Seems and tattooing in that thing. For hours. For hours. Imagine that. You'd do it. I mean, you... You'd do it. After, I think after I did Star Wars, the success success, I think the first time you're doing it, you're like, no one's going to watch this. And I'm in this tin can in the desert. But you still get the praise of the fans because they know it's you. Because they promote it as you. I know, but no one knew Star Wars is going to be that big.

No, not the first one. Yeah, so in the first one, he's like, fuck this. You know what I mean? And then the second one, he's probably like, yeah, put me in that. Imagine the call from his agent. We did it. Wait, wait. He has dwarf agents?

You think they have regular. Hey, Joe, you did it. You got the part. You want someone like you to represent you. Oh, really? Yeah, yeah. That's why you should have agent. representation. I still kind of have a Korean agent. I think you should have more.

Lawrence Harr. Commercial. Lorenz Halstein. Half, half Asian, half Jewish. Where are these Jewish Asian agents? We need them. Oh, no. Oh, my God. One of the trees from Lord of the Rings is here, guys. Get in there, dude. You're not doing anything. You're fine. Ladies and gentlemen, for our fans at home, we have a guest that joined us, one of our favorite people on earth. Very funny. A ballot holder, a ballot holder, a potential inductee to the basketball Hall of Fame.

Blake. Ladies and gentlemen, it's Blake Griffin. You know this, right? He is on the ballot to go to the Hall of Fame. Yeah. I don't know much. Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

I don't know much about it, but. But I'll tell you this, though. I'll tell you this. I know that you're a professional basketball player. Was. Was? Right. But I don't judge it by that.

Who did he play for? What do he play for? Name anybody he played for. Fuck off. Go ahead. What? You play for 35 teams. How many teams did you play for?

I played for... I played for... Just start naming. The Nuggets. Nope. Fuck! The golden. What's it the golden?

Ah, the golden. Yes, the goldens. The goldens? What's it called? It all goes back to Asian. What? Asian themed stuff. Golden State Warriors.

Yeah, Golden State Warriors. He's like, oh, the sun. The rising sun. Were you on the dragons? When were you on the dragons? Yeah. This is embarrassing for me, dude. You're more of like, uh...

You got it, you can guess. I know you can guess. Yeah, yeah. Oh, fuck. Trail Bay is later. Brazers is crazy. You are sticking with this. That's crazy.

How many more shots? The dynamite mines. He was in those. Oh, dynamite mines. I think that's lying. There's no dynamite mines. Utah dynamite mines. Yeah, yeah.

What city was the hub for no longer needing the railroads that... Hmm? Oh, salt. What? No, I could think about where we're a car. It was like the home. Detroit. There you go.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. What's the team name? What is the fucking the lions? Yeah. You played for the lions? I played center for the lions. I thought that was football. It is.

It is. Yeah, that's not a football player. What is? Give me the first initial of the guy. P. P. Detroit. Pistons.

Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. For Pistons. Go, buddy. Did Blake Griffin ever play basketball here in Los Angeles? I thought he played for the Lakers, but no. Mm-mm.

Is there another team in LA? What? Is there another team in LA? Yeah, yeah. The Lakers. Give me the first initial. See. Is that the Celtics?

Yes. I did play for the Celtics. Did you really? That's not the L.A. That's Boston, though. That's Boston. Yes. There you go.

Clippers! Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. There's one more, but this one could be tough. Give me the city. No, the city's a giveaway. Yeah, I'm going to give you the, I'll give you the state.

Yeah. Give you the state. New York. Oh. The New York. The New York. Give me the first initial. No, no, no. Come on. Why? Because I want you to find it.

Okay. In fact, the team didn't used to be in New York. They were in New Jersey. Yeah. Maybe that helps. They won't. That makes it substantially harder. Can you just give me the first initial, man? You're making it embarrassing.

It's an integral part to a basketball hoop. That's right. The name of the team. Cylenders. Yes. Oh, yes. The New York Cylinder. The Brooklyn Cylenders.

Even if we tell you the Brooklyn, do you know the team in Brooklyn? Do you know who they are? Let's just move on, dad. Okay. Yeah, yeah. It'll be the initial first initial. Well, what is the part of a basketball hoop that you know other than the rim?

The rim and the... And the... And the net. There's no fucking New York Nets. That's right. There's not. Is there Nets? Yes.

We just told you the... Oh, really? Brooklyn Nets. Fuck, dude. Yeah. You're really good on that, dude. You're a big fan, right? You're a big fan, right?

Zoom into that real fast. That's a great squad, by the way. Look at that, dude. Look at the powerhouse. But here's what... Can you name any of those guys? I'll try. Can you know which one's Blake?

How about that? All the way to the right. There it is. Yeah. Spunky Webb. Is he in that? Yeah, Spunky Webb is in the top middle. Who else?

Name these guys. I know you know them. David Chambers. David Chambers on the top left. Yes, very good. There's always one African guy like, Frank, Aluminoban. Oh, no, it's Illamajon.

Aluminimajon. Yeah. Close, though. Yeah. And also, there's always a Croatian. or something. Yes. There's actually a Native American on that team right there.

Okay. Really? Which one's Native American? Shadow Wolf. Yes. Is there a Shadow Wolf? I will say about that guy. He got the ball stolen from him every single game.

But they gave him like his own little court. Give him a little side corner. And he gets to play there. Yeah. I don't know much, dude. I don't know much. It doesn't matter. But this was an amazing team.

Fear the Beard, number 13 is there. Duran. That's a crazy crew. Who's the white guy? You know the white guy is? Is he a legend? He's an awesome guy. He's a great guy.

But he's a basketball legend. I wouldn't see. He's not like the Hall of Fame type of, but he's like, John Stockton. That's a legend. That's a, yeah. That's one of the best players of all time. Oh, Stockton is? Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. I don't even know that. His name is. John Stockton? Yeah. You know more players than you lead on. Like I think you know.

Name another famous basketball player. Go. Fast. Go. I know you know. Magic Johnson. Yes. See?

Yeah. Who else? We got Scotty Pippin. 100%. See, I know you know. You know a lot. He does. You're killing this, dude.

Yeah. I remember the Phoenix Sun's Chambers, the center forward. Center Forward for the Phoenix Suns. What's his first name? Tom Chambers. Tom Chambers, yeah. Chambers.

How do you know Tom Chambers? Video games. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Video games should help. Yeah. There he has Tom Chambers. Do you know him, Tom Chambers?

I don't think I've I may have met him before Yeah What legends have you met I'm gonna get I throws What? Most of them If they're still alive

Why are you laughing He's with Jordan He's about to get into the Hall of Fame I know he's great Well he knows the legends He is a legend This is more about you Than

No no no Can I just say something Yeah Right There's certain comedy legends That I don't know Who? I've never met

Fuck Russell Brand You're right I know Russell Oh you know You know everybody and everybody knows you. There is one legend I don't know. Ram Dass.

You're not familiar with Ram Dass. Rom Das, I don't know. Yeah, you don't know. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let me think. Who have I not met? Eddie Murphy. You've met Eddie.

I've never met Eddie. We've never met Eddie. We met him together. No, I've never met Eddie Murphy. I just recently got a Instagram notification. See if I still have it. From whom? Oh.

Oh, no. This is a good one. This is a good one. Depak Chopra? Richard Pryor started following me. Whoa! Whoa! That's a good one.

Good news, bad news. One, he's live. Yeah, yeah. Is he hanging out with Epstein? I don't know. That really shocked me. Richard Pryor started following you. Yeah.

Does Richard Pryor follow you? No. God, I'm a little bum that Pryor followed you from the grave. Maybe Rain Pryor. You know, his daughter. Oh, right. Maybe she runs the account. Maybe Rain Pryor does, yeah.

Richard. Do you know her daughter? Yeah, Rain Pryor. Let me see if I can find the screenshot of it. Wait, Richard Pryor. Is his icon him on fire? He follows y'all too. Hey, he does follow me, but I don't follow him back.

Does he follow me? Yeah. I didn't know whether to follow back or not. I don't think it's a follow back. This is a corporate account run by someone else. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He follows a kill Tony. Yeah, he's a big kill Tony.

Richard Pryor started following you. That's huge. Wow. Larry Bird, do you know him? Yeah, yeah, I met him one time. Yeah, nice. The Higg from French lick. That's what they call him.

Really? The Hick from French. Talk the most shit. He was a dog, right? He would talk. Oh, he was awesome. Heavy shit. Wait, I want to, this reminds me on the car ride, you're going to fucking love this.

On the car ride from this weekend when we were on tour. So this guy that opens for me, Devontre Coleman, great comic. He's sitting there and he kind of giving me looks because the driver's saying a couple things, uncomfortable things. And he goes, well, tell you what, you guys are better than Tupac. I had him and he was not nice. And DeVantre goes, you had two. Tupac in the car? He goes, just a couple months ago had him.

I go, well, we should alert the press. That's fucking huge. And the Devontre has given me the don't egg this guy on because he's going to say wild shit. And then I go, yeah, so what was Tupac's deal? He's like, well, he brought weed. And, you know, they lost his bag and he had to have his pot. And I was like, Tupac lost his weed that he trapped.

By the way, Oregon, weed's very legal there. So Tupac brought weed a couple months ago and got lost. back and then he goes, he goes, yeah, and I go, you sure it was Tupac? He goes, oh yeah, he sings, um, Funky Cold Medina. That's, let's swear to God. In Oregon, this is in Oregon, Funky Cold Medina. Staying true to the West Coast. Yeah, who is, of course, Tone Loke. Ah. Not Tupac. Tupac. And I said, are you sure it's not Tone Loke? He goes, that's who it is. That was him. Well, he was a meanie. And then I have to give you one more story of this guy, blew my mind. So the car gets quiet. Then he pipes up again. Somehow we're joking around about

the files, about the Epstein files. And then he goes, I go, well, you know, they should, they should public execute. You know, they should just do like, we should do public execution. We should, and it should be pay per view. You'd pay for it. And every, we're joking around about it. And then he goes, I agree, I agree. And I go, I go, yeah, you like that? We should take out everyone on the list. He goes, yeah, I prefer, just historically because of me, I prefer hanging myself and Devontre just slowly turned on it. And I was like, all right, brother, I think, let's stop chatting. I'm going to get on my phone now.

He literally said, I prefer hanging. Wow. And I was like, oh, hangy. Oh, boy, that's tough. Because you forget, dude, Oregon's the West Coast, but rural Oregon is not, rural organ is not. Are you like a get in the Uber or is like a driver? It's a driver if that works.

You get in and you right away, you're like, all, let me feel them out. Because I try to go quiet. Because you never know what you're going to open up. And then I always get nervous. I'm like, if they're familiar with you at all, for you, it's got to be impossible for them to not know who you are. We can kind of get away with it sometimes.

But then I think they're listening to every word that we're saying. Yeah. So especially if I'm with people that are opening for me, I'm always like, we should, because sometimes people talk about stuff that we know and friends, I'm always like, let's not, he can hear, he's going to listen. Also, a lot of drivers have those little cameras. I think about that all the time. I mostly think about it when I'm just getting, just getting up.

book. You just like make eye contact. You talk to him right when you get in? I just, hey, hello. How are you? And then I try to,

I try to, sometimes I just take AirPods and I go, hey guys, yeah, I'm here. I'm in a car, so I'm going to be on mute, but I'm listening.

Watch TikTok videos. So good. I did the phone call thing too, but the ride was like an hour and a half. It was tough to keep that up. Yeah. I had to improvise a fake phone call

for two hours. No, Johnny? He was at the half-backer. He's a halfback guy. Just making shit. How did we lose the deal? Yeah, yeah.

How did we lose it? Two hours of that. We had a driver in England that we had on video that we posted. We were asking him questions because we really wanted to know. Like he showed us the studio, right, that was Abby Road was accorded at, right? And then we pass it and we're like, what's that? And he's like, oh, so I don't understand a word. This guy's.

He laughed so hard. He was just mumbling through everything. And he'd go, yeah? And we're like, yeah. Sure. That's fine. He talked to us for everyone. Never. We didn't, nothing, nothing came out of that.

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What size shoes are those? 15. 16. Really? Yeah, my God. Yeah, we could never share. Huge feet. You want to throw them on?

No, I don't want to throw them on. Yeah, come on me see you with his shoes on. You're six, nine. Holy shit. Are you dating, married? What's going on with you? I'm just getting right down to it. He's always interested.

Yeah, I go direct. Because if you have that big a feat, he's kind of... I bonds out of it. Oh, you're interested in me. Yeah. Oh, okay. Yeah, how dare you? Spiritually?

Yeah, spiritually, maybe. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So you dating? What's going on? Yeah. I'm engaged. Yeah. I'm engaged.

Thanks. Amazing. Amazing. Thank you so much. And guess who's going to be. the flower girl. Bobby. You would be such a cute flower.

Oh my gosh. I would be the best. A little sundress. I would literally do it. Just floating down. Yeah, yeah. I would literally do it. You with the flower.

I mean, you'd make it such a show. Yeah. Do you have a date already or no? September, yes. Labor Day weekend. 9-11. 9-11. 9-11.

September 11. It's a good time to do it. Love is in the air. Never forget. Did you instantly, when you met her, did you instantly know she's the one or did it take time? She's pretty, yeah, pretty special. like special from the beginning.

He's looking for love is why he's so inquisitive because he's, we're trying to find him love again because he's really, he wants it bad. Let's get down to brass guys. I'm dating somebody. Oh, I'm dating some. How did you guys meet? Yeah, yeah.

At the comedy store, but I'm, you know, I'm saying. Is she a comic? No, no, no, no, no. You're dating someone, but I'm saying, like, you want marriage now. You're ready. Yeah. Yeah, you're ready to go.

It's beautiful. Yeah. He wants it. I think I'm ready. Yeah. Yeah. But, um. What makes you know you're ready?

He's 54. Oh, okay. Wow. I'm about to die. My God. We just bought his plot of land to bury him in, so we figured we get that done, then we get a headstone. Get married on the plot of land. Yeah. I've been taking a lot of these lately.

Yeah, that's a plug for the show. No, but this is real. I asked Carlos last night, I go bring more blue chute. The funniest thing is we do do blue chew reads for the show, but Bobby eats the bags. He rips through them, and we don't even, then we don't have them to do the reads because he's like, They're at the house. You're just popping them like so? Oh my God.

No, no, no, it's just like because I'm on Lexa Pro, you cannot get or even a rat. Not at all? At all. So the Lexa Pro and the Blue Chu are just fighting. Yeah, they're fighting each other. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's the commercial. What?

I need it. You do. Really? It works, though. But without- Coming is hard. Okay. Coming is hard.

But without the Lexapro, you're fine. Yeah, yeah. I'm coming. I'm coming at the gym. I'm coming at home. You've seen that. that, right? Arnold, God, it's the best. Wait, but without the Lexa Pro, you are fine. If I wasn't on it, no, yeah, I'd be fine. But you feel so much better on Lex.

It's really astounding how you just, it affects your sex drive. What are they called SSRI? Oh, like, whole drive. I think the whole drive. Even now, it's like, last night I was at the comedy show, we were at the show. And I was going in the back. And there was a really cute girl, and she grabbed my wrist. And she said, where are you going, right? I'm going home. I think that's the Lexapro talking. Take my. Yeah, like I didn't even, because normally what I would do is I'd wait for the whole show to end. Yeah.

Then I'll position myself, smoke a cigarette outside of the main room door. I know what you do. Yeah, and then you grab them and go, what's up? You have fun? Right, but I didn't even do that. I did this and I did this and then you got in your car, popped the bluechew, then you're like, I'm going to have a chat with that lady. Yeah, then I have to drive back. Yeah, you got to go back.

Yeah, but it affects my sex drive, I think. That's something that ballplayers can't do. Like, you can't wait outside of the stadium, have a cigarette. No, I usually don't. Yeah. But you know, guys will use the bench attendants, the locker room attendants. They sit out there on the court during the game and they'll use them. Oh, really?

They'll do that. Go talk to that girl from, yeah, they send them over. That's great. It's like Carlos is like you're a runner. Yeah. Except I would take the girls from the players. Okay, player. I'll see you.

I would do half and half. What do you? She said no, man. You're saying, if you're saying if you're an assistant, in an NBA game, you would get a girl over Blake Griffin? Yeah, if he was pointing at a girl, I'd be like, hey, Blake, you know, he's got some other girls tonight, but you roll

with me, you know, maybe we'll see him at 3 a.m., 4 a.m. It's the same when I do with Bob. That is exactly, that is precisely. Bobby, I'm joking. No, no, no. I let it go. No, that is legitimately true. It's a ketamine cut talking, the ketamine. Yeah. Are you guys doing ketamine?

No, I'm not on ketamine. Yeah, he's on ketamine. He was on this weekend. He's going to be in timeout because he's supposed to be sober, but not happening, I guess. Okay. And they go to the gay night clubs and they party all night. We don't have to tell Blake about the gay play. No, Blake likes to hear that kind of stuff. No, I love, I love, are you kidding me?

Come on. You would kill it at the Abbey. Thanks, man. Make that part of your speech. I would have killed it at the Abbey, just letting you guys know. Blake, who's the most famous person that's been court side when you were playing? Oh, my gosh. Would anybody make you nervous?

Yeah, does it make you nervous? Never. No. Basketball, I played, I've literally been able to drive a ball since I could walk. Right. It's kind of like the one thing. Second hand. Well, I'm saying we don't, you see someone famous in a crowd at a show.

You're not, it's awesome. You're like stoking. Yeah, I don't care. You're not nervous. Yeah. I don't know. It depends on who like you've, like seeing Denzel or Jack Nichol's, like Jack Nicholson or Barack Obama.

Is Jack even watch the game? Borock, yeah. Borok. I'm still, I've never played for Barack, but Borok was there. You don't know Borok? Dude, there was a game. Look this up. Look up N-64.

T-U-R-O-K. T-R-O-K. T-R-O-Bama is a game I'm going to put out where Barack Obama's just fighting dinosaurs. Turok Obama. Taking back. Okay. That's where, that's Tariq Obama. That's why he's so staunch on the fossil fuels.

That's exactly right, did. So you don't get intimidated if Barack or something was in the sideline. I'm good. I need you to say it. I don't know how to say it. I refuse to say it. No, no, no, he's saying it right. Yeah, yeah.

Borok. Bolok. Obama. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You wouldn't get nervous. Like, they go, a borok's here. Not nervous. I'd be like, wow, that's really cool.

Yeah. The guy was in office for fucking almost a decade and it's borock to him. Never once did you hear the news and go baroque and you're like, no, I think it's Borok. Yeah. I know it's Barack. They were. I was just out of himself as a Fox News guy.

Big time. Darnock. Turning point. Hussein Obama. Yeah. How was the... Show me his paper. was even born here?

Show me. How was the Kid Rock concert, by the way? It was really good. We were there. Yeah. Yeah, we went. Drink my beer, kiss my frog. Fish, my fish.

I love that. Meanwhile, I was listening to Bad boony. Yeah. Amazing performance. Bad boony. Did you like it? Yeah, it was great performance. It was, it was insane.

Flawless. It was insane. It was insane. I didn't understand one word he said. Yeah, yeah, I don't care. I. I put up Google Transit TV. I.

I don't do it. I was like, I was like, Like, fuck, I'm in. Let's go. Yeah. More bony. He understood every word because fancy's from Spain, so he really got that. That really tickled you, didn't it?

Yeah, it's not deep. It's not deep. Oh, wow, I just picked up on the accident. Yeah. Thank you. He's working hard to cover it up. Oh, don't cover up your name from. Okay, thank you.

I want to do it anymore. Okay. That was actually surprisingly easy to convince you. Yeah. He's an American citizen now, so he's safe. He's safe. He's safe in here with us. Yeah.

That was a big deal first for a while. Yeah, yeah, we got him in. And you're all good, obviously. Yeah, yeah. Not really. Not really. You say that, I mean, we don't really know. Yeah, maybe I could call, like, a president.

Did you ever want to fight someone in the crowd? Did you ever want to? Yeah, nobody, like, nobody famous, really. You did want to fight a random fan? I did want to fight. I mean, the malice of the palace is one of the greatest things that ever have. That, that throwing the water on that guy is. You know who that is?

Who? Will Meldman. Wait, that's Will? Yeah. Oh. Oh, that's crazy. Yeah. So it was a bit.

It was a bit. God, I never knew that's who that was. Yeah, Will Melden right there in the yellow shirt. Oh, wow. Warriors fan. I badly wanted it to be someone you didn't know because it was a great bit. He threw water. He reenacted it like a year, like right after the playoffs.

Oh, you did? He threw water on a guy in a warrior's shirt. By accident. Yeah, it was an accident. By accident. That's funny that that was Will. I couldn't even tell with the hat on. You've never done that.

You've never thrown something at a fan. Have you ever had something thrown at you? Have you kicked somebody? Who'd you kick? They turned around. I kick him on the back. Why? What?

As a joke, but I think it did too hard. It hurt. I go, get the fuck out of here. How often are you guys kicking out hecklers? Not as much anymore. Not as much. The store is pretty good about it,

especially now. That's Bobby. That's one of my moves. Bobby would be Draymond Green. 100%. 100%. I'd be Rodman. No.

Why not? No, the warm is. I'm good defensively. In the dress. Don't get defensive, dude. Okay. Yeah, you're Rodman. Yeah, you're Rodman.

That'd be wild. That's Bobby Lee. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Which basketball player would I be if I was a famous ball player? Oh, shit. That's a good one.

Steph Curry. That's a huge compliment. Yeah. Yeah. No, Stephen Kerr? Steve Kerr. Steve Kerr. Is that who you meant when you said Steph Curry?

Yes, I did. I did. I did. Steve Curry. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That is 100% who I would be. Absolutely. Yeah.

Hey, man, that guy's a dog. What about me? I'd be Yao Ming. No. No. I'm Yao Ming. Jeremy Lynn. Jeremy Lynn, I would be.

Wow. Who is the, was there ever a short Asian ball player that made it? Never. Like made it, made it? Yeah.

Honestly, Jeremy had a nice run for it. Because what was Jeremy? Jeremy's only 6.3, something like that, 6.2. Oh, you're so much shorter. Oh, Yuki Kawamura was 58, Japanese point card. Yeah, he plays for Memphis right now. Yeah, he still plays, yeah.

Wow, Yuki Karamura, 58. He's good. That could be you. Yeah. Is he good? Probably. What? He's a good player.

Yeah, yeah. But he's not the first guy you would sign. Well, his stats... No, no, he's not... At the draft. Well, I mean, yeah, some people, maybe... Yuki... First round draft.

Yuki goes to the polls. Can you imagine what this did for Japan? I mean, they probably lost their mind when he got drafted. Yeah. Well, by the way, Rui Hachamora. Oh, Hachimori, he's half, right? He's half Japanese. No. And he's really good.

He's a Laker. He's great. Yeah. He's like 6.9, 6, 8, 6. He's the fucking man. Yeah. He's Asian? Really nice guy, too.

But here's the problem, Blake. Look, you... Zooming. Yeah. Zooming. Here's the problem. Enhance. Enhance.

He's Asian. Was the other half? Just spinning. Yeah. You know, he really does look Japanese. He does. He really does. Yeah.

I think the other have won in this biological debate. It always does. First name and last name won. Yeah. Yeah. Rui Hachimora. Yeah. Hachimora.

And there's him with his peers. And speaks, you know, obviously speaks it. So his dad was Asian, mom was white. Not black, I mean. No, his parents were white. They were both white. And this was a big point of attention. It was a big mishap. The hospital was getting real loose with her. How do you, did you guys see this woman who gave birth a black as a white woman, gave birth a black kid and accused the husband of cheating on her with a woman? I've seen it time and time again. It's called the Blake Griffin autobiography. So his mom is black

Brother Yeah Should we dive into it? Why is that a weird I mean Dude clearly his mom is Asian What the fuck His dad is black

Well how does it get the last name You can know in a moron? Have you ever Do we Explain it to me seriously Maybe he grew up with his mom That's all I'm gonna say I don't know this for a fact

But maybe That's his mom Wow No that's his dad Yes. That's his mom. That must be his dad. I'm not sure.

Actually, it's a good question about the last name. Yeah. Unless his dad. Oh, look at the... Boy, I'll tell you what, this is tough to tiptoe around. What? But how about this, Blake? As a half in the NBA...

Oh, you're half, that's right. You're half. You're one of the greatest halves that ever lived. Thanks. Yeah. I mean, you've got to be an inspiration to all the other halves. Your combo is what? Your mom's white?

My mom is white with red hair. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's me. Yeah. He's me if we flip. Yeah. And your dad's a large black man. And my dad, my dad's a black man.

Is he large? He is large. Yeah, he's six, four, six five. Can you imagine if he wasn't? He's five eight. Five eight. His dad's that little Japanese guy? Yeah.

Yeah. Are they still together? They are still together. Amazing. Yeah, it's a beautiful story. Oh, that's amazing. Do you ever go home and go, I'm going to come. Where are they, like what city?

Oklahoma. City. I want to go back to Oklahoma. I'm just gonna go to my old room and stay for the weekend. Do you ever do that? I do, when I go home, I stay with him. They have since moved to a different house that I grew up in, but- Because you helped them.

Same bed, though, from your childhood. Same bed. Yeah. And is it nice to just wake up in the morning, your mom's cooking up something? Yeah. What do you think it's a white redhead lady married to a black man at Oklahoma? Dude.

Right on your face. By the way, love corned beef hash. Over medium eggs, over ebh. I see what you did there. What? Corned beef for the Irish, hash for the black side. Hasheesh. Sheesh, sorry.

Born beef hashish. Yeah. No, I'm going to ask something controversial. Oh, boy. Yeah, we can cut it out if you want. It's a real question. It's a real question. Does your house smell more...

Got my mom's dick. That was the question. Does your home smell more black or black? I knew you were going to say that. You know what I mean? No, because there's a smell, right? Yeah, there is... If you go to my parents' house, it's full-blown Korean.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. You're like, all Koreans live here. Yeah. Right? So it does... What do I smell? I'm spending the night.

My personal home. Your parents' home. You and I are sleeping, twin beds. Yeah. Separate beds, I mean. My parents' home. Yeah. I wake up.

Oh, good morning, Blake. Yeah, it smells like the White House. Not the White House. Yeah. It's very, it smells a lot of candles. Yeah, there's candles. Yeah, yeah. Cotton.

Fresh linen. Oh. That's a white person's candle. Oh, okay. The cotton thing was weird. Yeah, that that actually threw me up. We both were like, where are you going with this, dude? White people's candles smell.

It's like, it's like, linen. Yeah, yeah. Fresh linen or they do like the wood camping wood fire. Ocraw. Beach wood. No, that's a different one. Beachwood. Beachwood, yeah.

What does my house smell like? You've been to my mom's house. Yeah, it's white. It's very white. Yeah, yeah. What does it smell like? I mean, it's always like a little bit of a baseball glove with coffee. You know what I mean?

And a little bit. What was the first thing about? Baseball glove. Like a leathery baseball glove. Drink my beer, fish my fish my fish. A little apple pie. Drive my truck. Yeah, yeah, that.

Tie my boots. So does you listen to country? Don't. Yeah, yeah. What do you listen to? Um, what do I listen to? Hip hop. Hip hop.

Thank you. Hip hop. No, I like everything. I think I like, what do I like? I like, I think my preference, if I could listen to anything all day long, probably be closer to soul music than. Yeah, yeah. I don't know, I just like it.

Yeah, that's my... Redheads are black now. That's it, right? We are black now. You already had. Dooby, dooboo. Yeah, now I'm just full black. Your red-headed half got promoted to full black.

Full black, yeah. Your mom's redhead head head? Yes. Wow. Pure? Pure red. Pure bread. Wow.

Pure bread. I love it when it's pure. There she. I want to meet your mom so bad. She's a sweet lady. Wow. Yeah. And that's your dad?

No. No, that's just a guy that she met. She just brought a guy to. the game. And your brother is right down there who I love. Your brother's a great man. Taylor. Yeah, there's Taylor. Wow. He's got the red beard. You kind of would have it. I would if I would if I grew it out. But you never do. I did once, but I would, you know what? I would kind of like, I would make sure it looked a little darker. Did he shave because he was bald or he shaved to look not like you? He was going thin and he was like, you know what? I'm not fine anymore.

You're not even close to that. You've got full lettuce. Dude, I've been, I've been working on it. No, it looks really, no, but see. I use a thickening shampoo. Ah, yes. And condition. Got it. I take the pills. Take the pills.

Yeah, I'm fighting it. Carlos, Carlos is, he wants us to go fly him to Turkey. Show him what you got because he wants us to fly him to turkey to fix that. All right. Like, oh, prime candidate, dude, you would be, dude, you would, can you imagine? We said we wanted to fly him out for it. He already looked it up. They're having trouble in their government, though.

Can you imagine doing ketamine with a full headache? I mean. I'd be unstoppable. Yeah. I'd be at the abbey just... Whipping it back and forth. Dude, it would be Lobby 3.0. Oh, dude.

It'd be crazy. Man, I like you. That might be too much power for one man. That's why. That's why God did that because they go, this guy's too handsome and cool. We give him hair as well. It's trouble. That's trouble.

I would like to, I've had, I mean, people love the results. Yeah. Well, look at it, honestly, though, we looked it up, right? How much did you say it costs for the whole head? Six grand. Six G's for Turkey. That was for Spain. For Turkey, it's like 4,500, I think.

Wow. Wow. Yeah, it's not bad. We'll send you to Turkey. Can we send them to Turkey? Why don't we just do a little go fund me right now? When we start it? You could fund me.

Whoa. Technically, I could, but we just met. We don't need to go fund me. We have the funds here. All right. Wow, dude. That's really aggressive. You know what?

Let's make a little bet. Let's make a little bet, and maybe I'll fund your, your, your, you're, your hair transplant. Let's make a bet with them and let's see if it works. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. What's the bet? Who are the matchup in the finals? Oh, so you're going to pick.

Yeah, I'll pick. You pick. If you pick correctly, I'll fund your hair transplant. Oh, this is amazing. Do you need some time to look at standings? No, he's a diehard. Oh, you're a, oh. Okay.

He's a diehard. That basketball is his number one sport that he pays attention to. Okay. And by the way, I'll let you pick between Spain and Turkey. Daddy's splashing the pot. Let me pick for you. No. Let me pick for you.

Please God, no. Yeah, yeah. Let me pick for you. Shanghai sharks with the Beijing Tigers. Yeah. Are we talking basketball? NBA. NBA, okay, NBA, right.

Can I pick for you? Are we talking basketball? AAU. Do high schools. Do local high schools. Yeah, yeah. All right, you pick, Bob, but... Okay.

Yeah. No, give us your real pick. The Sonics? I already know. The Sonics. So, yes, he picks the Sonics. Yeah. I was going to say,

Okay C versus Celtics. I think the Celtics. Wow. Really? I love that pick. I love that pick. All right. So how about this?

Ironically, what you picked was half true. Exactly. Because the Sonics are now the Oklahoma City thumb. Isn't that kind of crazy? Yeah, that's crazy. I already knew that.

I always said the old school name. Right. Yeah, I already knew that. I know that. How about the Knicks old school name? Exactly. What's that one? What?

The New York Nick. Your Knicks. What? Nick. Nick. Nick. Nick. Nick.

That's exactly right. Yeah. The New York Knicks. We dropped the A. The New York Knickers. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. They were really good.

And these knickers are running up and down the floor. By God, have you ever seen a Nica run so fast? This knicker's jumping out of the gym. I mean. Why can we have that? Yes, we can. The Boston Celtics are just, have no answer on defense. They must be saying, Nica, please.

Oh, man. I got to be honest, I love your pick. I, uh, this is. I mean, Oklahoma City is obviously a big favorite. The Knicks is like an interesting one. It's a very interesting one because Jason Tatum's hurt. He might be coming back. I think he's coming back.

They're an incredible team. Wait, wait. So you think it's going to be OKC and who? The Celtics. I think Tatum's coming back in a couple weeks. Oh, so you think the Celtics. Okay, OKC and the Celtics, you really think can do it. Do you think he's going to be full strength? No, but I think in the playoffs he will be.

And I think he'll overtake the pistons because they're younger. It's incredible for you to talk to a professional basketball player this way, as if you have any knowledge more than this. I love it so much. I'm actually, I would not. No, he might be right. I would not argue that. My money would be on Detroit, though.

The Pistons are young. They are the best team in the, Bob, you're loving this, aren't you? He's been staring at the standings trying to make sense of it. He's trying to match a team to a city. I just think some of the name should be changed. Like, the cavalier. What is a cavalier? Couldn't agree more.

Yeah. I couldn't agree with. Do you know what city? What? No, I don't. I haven't even heard of it before. Cleveland, but where do you think they should be called? A cavalier?

I've never heard of it before. What do you think they can? Let's rename them. How about this? This is more fun for you. Like the Cleveland. Like the Cleveland, there's the Browns. It's simple.

All right. It's got to be some sort of, you know what? Hands. Hands. Cleveland hands. Yeah. Because that's what they use. That's right.

Yeah, yeah. They're really getting their hands in there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The Cleveland feet. Cleveland feet. Yeah. Stuff that they use. All right.

All right. So how about the calves? No, they're the Cavalier. Cavalier. Oh, yeah, yeah. That's even simpler that, like, because I have a calf. No, calves, but you're right. You know what?

They do go by the calves. Right, yeah. How about Toronto Raptors? Do you like the Raptors? I don't like it either. Let's do an animal that exists. The star player, Turok Obama. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

How about the rain frogs? The Toronto Rain Frogs. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I love. Have you ever seen an African rain frog? Careful? No, it's not careful. They're the saddest creatures on Earth.

They're so cute, though. Have you seen it? Why can't they be happy? Yeah. Look at Zoom, man. Okay, yeah, they got a little frown. Look at that. They're very sad.

Let's do that. African rainforests are sad. The Toronto African rainforests. Yeah, I mean, look at the merch we're going to sell. Look at that, dude. Why are they so sad? Oh. You know that when they're born, their fathers leave right away.

Is that what? Okay, so go back. Okay, let's go back. Okay, so then the 76ers are Philadelphia. What do you like about them? The 76ers, what does that even mean? Come on. Or some arbitrary number?

Philadelphia, 1776. No, dude, that's no way that's why that is. Yeah, you're right. No, no, no. Let's just make up a... How about 1942s? The guy who bought the team was actually 76. Some arbitrary...

I don't like 76ers. You don't... Okay, so what in Philadelphia would represent a team better, do you think? Philadelphia. They've got Rocky, they've got the... I got the Philadelphia fentels. Yes. Philly Fence.

The Fence, dude? Yeah, the fence, dude? Because they have that street. Let's go, fence! Just Bob out. All right, Orlando Magic. Yeah. Magic's good. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Magic is Orlando, Disney, Magic. Yeah, I like it. No, I like it. I like it a lot. Miami Heat. Yeah, yeah. Not my favorite element. Yeah, so what?

What do you like better at a hurricane? Miami. But it is hot there. Very? Yeah. Sweats. Miami sweats. Yeah, Miami sweatings.

Yeah, yeah, sweating. You sweat when you're there. I think it should be based on the city, too. All right, what about the Charlotte Hornets? Never been to Charlotte other Hornets are? They're everywhere. They're inside the stadium. They play mid-game.

Yeah, yeah. They do the sound. The hive. Whoa. So keep it that then. I know that you're going to correct this one. That's the Atlanta Hawks. What are those going to be?

Mm-mm. Careful. Atlanta Hawks. What goes on in Atlanta? What? Shit, man. Tyler Perry. Yeah, yeah.

Oh. Oh, the Atlanta Medias? Yeah. You better pass that ball. Oh! No! Well, the Atlanta Medeas. And then Chicago Bulls.

Do you like the Chicago Bulls? That's my home team. Can I just... Are they indigenous to the city? Bulls? Back in the day. They're running wild in Illinois. We've had bulls run in the streets for years.

Years. Yeah. Because I've been there a bunch of them. I've never seen a bull. Well, they hide them from you. Oh, they do. Yeah. Because they know you're fighting days

that you're a barrel boy. They don't want to upset you. Yeah, but why the bull? Yeah. Well, the bears and the cubs had a shared thing because a cub for a bear. But the bulls were just their own entity. They didn't want to have another bear. But like the Chicago wins.

Like wind? Yeah. Well, we had to. It's so cold, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. The women's team is called the Chicago. Yeah.

What is it called? Yeah. Storm? Yeah. What are we called? No, no, no, the storm is. What are we called? The Chicago?

Yeah, what Chicago's sky. Sky. Yeah. Sky. Yeah. Sky. Yeah. That's right.

Angel Reese. So you're okay with Bull or no? Would you want something else? Because Chicago is Al Capone City. This is a Union City. It's a crime city. Deep dish. Yeah, deep dish.

Chicago Deep dish. Yeah, yeah. I like that. Okay. Yeah, yeah, we keep it deep dish. All right, let's finish off the round. Milwaukee Bucks. Now, this is true to Milwaukee.

Wisconsin is filled with bucks. You like Bucks or you want something else for Wisconsin? They love cheese. Fear the deer is what they say. Fear the deer. Cheese. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Just cheese.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Got it. Good cheese. All right. And of course, Blake's old team, the Brooklyn, what do we say? Nets. You like Nets? Yeah.

Big proponent of the game. Brooklyn hipsters. Brooklyn hipsters. Yeah, yeah, because there's a lot of hipsters there. All right. Indiana Pacers. What would you like, do you like that? Pacemakers.

Pacemakers. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There are a lot of elderly people in Indiana. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then finally, out of Washington, D. The Wizards. Warlocks. Warlocks.

I'm more a warlock guy. The Washington Warlocks, Warlocks it is. Yeah, yeah. Bobby Lee's locked in his picks. Those are my picks. Carlos has locked in his picks for the finals. And if it comes true, our fans are going to know. Blake Griffin did agree to get you to Turkey or Spain to get a full,

full-on hair transplant. So that's an air shake. Air shake it. Huge. That would be incredible. It's not going to happen. Even if you win, I don't think Blake's going to do it. If one team gets there, I was just going to say, no.

Hey for half your half. That's not bad. I'll let you choose which half. That's not bad. But it's got to be right. down the middle. No, just from the back. No, it would be funnier if it was just this half was full hair. Oh, I see, okay. Half was no hair. Yeah. Wow. That is kind of a good move. I think I'm honestly pulling for you. Me too. You're welcome. I want to get surgery. What do you want to get done?

That leg surgery where you get, they chop the like the butt bones and they put a cap so I can be taller. How tall are you? Five, three and a half. Oh, okay. What's that? What's that? No, I just, I love, I love that the half is still being used. Got it. Five four, five, four. Fifty four. He's five three. I'm five, we've talked about it.

No, sorry, I was talking age. Five, 54. 54, but he looks so good. You look amazing. It can increase your hype to six inches now. They break your legs and all that shit. Put the bones in there. It's a hundred grand.

You want to bet Blake for this as well? I'll make it easier. The Wizards. Sure. Right. And the Wizards. Go back to that list that you had. You did know that list was by teams in place that they're in in the league.

So go Wizards. I know. That's why. Yeah, I want to long shots. How about the Wizards and the Pacers? Okay. Completely possible. They're both from the same conference.

Pick one from the Western Conference. All right. From this list. All right. So zoom in a little bit more. The Wizards and the Suns. Go to the bottom. Wizards and the Kings, baby.

If the Wizards and the Kings make the NBA finals, I will pay for your leg lengthening. You will? I promise you. Wizards, and I'll even give you score. Okay. Yeah, 86 to 14. That's the what?

Score of the game? Yeah, that's the score of the game. And the Wizards win it. Avid best. The Wizards win by... 86 by that many points. And then you have to... You better do it.

You better pay for my surgery. Wizards have to win by 62. It would be so funny if a pandemic broke out. All these guys got sick again. and then for some reason these two teams ended up in the middle of it. That would be amazing. It's incredible. It's impossible.

It's impossible. There's not even a 1% chance. No. Literally no. Yeah. It's a one in the zillion. I think, can you go down to the bottom? They have 12 wins and then.

44 losses. So they would have to get to, I mean, they're not technically eliminated from the playoffs. Yeah. Approaching fast. If they win every single game from now on. Yes. If they win, so what are they? They're at 56 games, so they have 26 games left.

If they went out, 26 would put them at 38 wins, and then the 10th C, no, sorry, the 11th C, 20. Yeah, they could technically make it. Hypothetically, yes. And you know what, for your legs? I hope they do. Yeah, me too. For your wonderful little legs, I hope they do.

Yeah. Dude, can you imagine the confidence you'd have? With the height? Yeah. No, dude, I have confidence now, guy. Yeah, no, he's saying it'd go worse. Hey, guy, don't ever challenge me. All right.

I think it'd be worse. I'm not afraid of you, guy. I never have, never will. I know you have comments. You know what? That's on me. Yeah. I'll rip you out.

What's that mean? I'll stretch you out. You want me to stretch you out? Stretch me out, dude. Yeah. Why? Pause. I don't, you stretch him out.

Yeah. That's a sexual innuendo. You know what's not? What does stretch you out? Legs. I'll stretch your legs out. I'll stretch your legs right out, dude. You just want to make him comfortable.

Yeah. You'll be able to do, you know, play again. You guys go to fight. He just becomes your first. physical therapist. The hammies got to get loose. You drinking enough water? Yeah.

Honestly, I think if that happens, I would love it for you. But I think you are the perfect little height. God made you the height that you're supposed to be. Even if I had it for free, I wouldn't do it. Because you can't walk for like two years after that. You don't walk much. I know. It looks so painful.

Have you seen the guys like rehabbing? No. Let me see the guys rehabbing these legs. There's like a guy on TikTok that did it. And, oh, dude, they have like the metal things that come outside. It's almost like you, like, fractured your tibia. Even the photos are insane. Wow, look at that.

That guy gained like four inches, five inches. Wow. It does work. 100%. Of course it does. I mean, this is going to be detrimental when they're older. I mean, their bodies are going to literally fall apart. Can you, like, run after?

Yeah. Oh, dude. I mean, it's full functioning. It's just, look at that. There's no chance this has any horrid. This has got to be so unhealthy for your insides. Yeah. You know what I mean?

Like there's no way this is not really bad for you. He put a giant plate over his. He installed that. He wanted a plate penis. Yeah. It takes away the... I mean, if you're already in there. Yeah.

While you're at it, man. It's the challenge of life. That's the thing. Bodybuilder Brian decided to become... What does that say? How tall? 6-6. So he got himself up.

He was only what? I hate that they do this. 1.82 meter. I mean, come on. Stop it with it. What are you doing? 1.82 meters is what? I said the only one who used this, we are...

Hey, you're a fucking. American citizen. Watch your phone. Hey, hey, come on. Come on. Come on. You guys are the only one that you used to see something. Well, you moved here.

Well, you moved here and you're happy here. A little person did it. Oh. Now she's a big little person. There's got to be a name for that. You got to do the arms too, no? It looks weird. I don't know that the arms.

I don't know that the arms are what I'm distracted by. Now you look like a raptor. I mean, it's like her little arms, dude. Wow, look at that. Yeah. To that young woman, happy for her that she got. Look at that. That looks how.

So this is who it's made for. Not little Korean men that want to get laid more. It's for people that need it for health. Yeah. I'm assuming she had knee replacement. Well, you would know basketball player. I mean, you can see that. I'm going to need it.

I'm going to need it. I'm going to need it. I'm going to need it. I'll definitely need it my left. I think my right might be okay. But I'm putting it off. What about hips? Hips, I'm okay, I think.

You know, you recommended me, I will say, the moment of truth, I had a, you know, when my hip was bad, my back was bad. He recommended me someone that helped me get much better for, injections on my hip because of all that hip pain that I had. He's the one that helped help. Blake was the one that introduced me to a doctor that helped fix me. What's ailing you, Bobby? You know, I'll be honest with you, nothing.

Wow. His body's great. I think my body's pretty good. I think when you're smaller, it doesn't break down as fast. Yeah. Yeah. That is true. Bigger cars tend to pay down.

Do you do any physical activities? Nothing. I really don't do. I don't do anything. That probably helps. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We talk about hiking a lot. Yeah.

So I don't know, it's never going to happen, but we do chat about it. But if I sit down eight hours and play a video game, that's when I feel it. When I'm like, ah, you know. You would imagine. Yeah. Eight hours in a video game chair. When you, I've done that where I didn't even get up to get a glass of water. I would just sit there.

Eight hours with nothing? Nothing. What do you play? I'll just play like Starfield or something like that. Oh, yeah, obviously Starfield. You're not a video game guy at all. No, I don't know. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, you guys are jocks. No, no, no. Let's be real. I'm a nerd. First of all. You're more nerdy, right? Yeah. You don't, how many NBA players play video games? All of them.

They all play so much. Oh, they do. They travel with little things and set them up on the plane and play on the plane. Wow. A lot of these guys, didn't Cat stream for a while? Like, some of these guys, they get, they're so big into it. Look, they travel with their, that was LeBron when he was 19 years old. Yeah.

Now there's like these little briefcases and it's a TV, their console, everything in there, and they can play at any moment. Do NBA players with video game briefcases. Look at this. And they all travel with them now, especially because they're bored on those planes. Those team planes got to be fucking amazing, though, Blake. Yeah, they're great. There are plenty of room.

Plenty of room. I don't know. We're not getting a good shot there. What is it? Is 777 you guys all flying? It's like modified giant seven somethings. Yeah. So the first class area, these huge seats,

they recline, not like lay flat. And then like there's a, I always sit at the table because I played cards. Yeah. So there'd be like two chairs facing two chairs in a table in the middle and you play cards. Wow. And then.

There it is. That's the brief. Yeah. So let me say this, though. Do rookies have to sit? They're assigned seats. Rookies got to go back. In a way.

Because, you know, if you're new to a team too, like you get to the team and like people have their seats already. So you just find an open seat or whatever. You bully them? Rookies. Yeah. Yeah. Wedgy. Yeah.

Like a little nooky. You know what I mean? Yeah, a little nougie. A little nougie. You'll get their kiddo. you know. Ah, go to the back. Yeah, yeah.

Back in the back. Yeah, the planes are nice. That relationship always is interesting to me of when the teams have to travel together too, right? Because you don't, but you don't, NFL, they're required to be on that plane. You guys, if you could have your own individual travel depending on contract, you don't have to be on the team plane. Some guys. Like, if you had like a specific reason, like a guy had to go see his family, somebody passed away or something, this or that. Yes, but like they prefer everybody to be on the plane for sure.

But is that true that nowadays a lot of guys get to sneak away and not have to fly on that plane? I would say most guys fly the plane. Do they? Yeah. Yeah. NFL is crazy, right? NFL, you get fined if you don't get fined if you don't get back on that plane. I mean, if you don't have an excuse, like, if you're like late to a flight, you get fined.

If you miss a flight, what's a fine for being late to the flight? If it happens one time they may do, it depends on the guy, but maybe 10K and then if you are late again, maybe 30, 25, 30, and then if you miss a flight. Every game I'd lose 100 grand. 100%. I was just going to say, can you imagine? All my money goes to that. Yeah, yeah.

Do you guys ever take off if they don't show up? Yeah. No. No. And then what's that? That fine's got to be insane. There's a fine and then they just have to get themselves

to wherever we're going. If they're home, they get there, yeah. But there are times that they don't even show up. Yeah, there's been times. I don't know that on a team that I've been on that we've left somebody. There's been people late.

Usually they won't leave unless it's like egregious. Right. But yeah, guys have missed flights for sure. When you were on a plane, did Kyrie ever talk about Flat Earth when you were on a plane flying through this? No, he never did. God, I wanted that to happen so bad. Yeah, as you're on the curvature of the Earth, and he's like, this is all fake. You guys have, like, Arsenal FC has a 15-year-old kid on the team.

Imagine that being 15. Can't do that in the NBA. You can't do that in the NBA? No. Why? You have to be... Child laws? Yeah, child labor laws.

Is it? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. We're pretty serious about them. Yeah, yeah. You have to be one year removed from high school. Oh, I see. Okay.

So a lot of guys go play. You can. But imagine me 15 and being in the NBA. They'd be crazy. I can't imagine it. But a 15-year-old probably wouldn't, it wouldn't be the same. The level of play isn't there yet at 15. But dude, I mean, look at, like, we have a 15-year-old kid on our team, and he's great.

What's your job? And this is not me being rude, but soccer is remarkably different than basketball. 15, these guys are not developed yet enough to do what these guys do. It's not the same. Or you're saying that Earl and Harling? is not huge, he's huge. Earl and Hartley, the guy, the Manchester City.

Yeah, yeah, how old is he? So like when Wembe was 15, he couldn't have played in the league. No fucking way, he would have gotten cooked. Yeah. Because my point is, not strong enough, you're just not strong enough. You don't have, these guys are super. I understand that, man. I'm not being rude about soccer, but it's a different world. Yeah.

It's, it's skill set with running. This is. How old is that kid? That's when he was 15. Yeah, yeah. Victor Wemniama. He's now 20. He wouldn't be able to get a back. basket back then. It would have been impossible for him to play in the league at that age.

Would he be able to get a basket, though? For sure. Yeah. Okay. He could be out there, but like, in terms of the NBA is not about going to get a basket. It's about who can you guard? Like if you can't guard, like, sure, you can go out there and like, we could put you out there and you could run up and down and go to the corner and maybe hit an open shot. But like, on defense, like, the NBA is just, it's called a pick-on league. So they just, they bring you up into a pick-and-roll. You have to switch that pick-and-roll, and then now you have to guard Luca. coming down a hill. No, yeah, yeah.

It's impossible for the eight. But you know in the 90s I would have been the white in the corner. I'm just the white in the corner. And there he is, the red streak in the corner. Steve Kerr-Curry. Steve Red Curry. Steve Red Curry.

Right there in the corner. You got into shock pocket and it got locked. Steve Red Curry. I'm a red-headed Indian guy, half redhead of it. Give me the ball, man. I'm ready to shoot. I'm in a three-point stance, man. I'll pop one in your eye, man.

Steve Red Curry. I never dribble. I was waiting for them. I'll pop a shot, man. Papa shot, man. Practice every day. After a game, you fly back to, you get on the plane

or you leave the next day. That's what we're saying. We would, it depends. If you're on a road trip, say we play in L.A. We go to Utah to play a game. We might go to Denver. And if there's a day in between,

maybe you stay over in Utah. But usually you fly the right. after the game. But having a day off would be fun, no? What do you guys do together? Yeah. He's going to go to the Chili's. Like the Celtics are playing Golden State on Thursday and then they're going to fly to LA. I'm going to go play golf with some guys actually. Oh, cool. On Friday? Because they have a day off.

Oh wow. Guys will plan ahead. You know, if you kind of know you have a day off. Yeah. There's no practice that day. A day off would, yeah, be no practice. But yes, on a trip, like you might practice. But are there no sessions in that day off or no? Sometimes you just need a day off. So I'm assuming they get back, they have like a little workout Tuesday. What's today? Yeah, they're probably back because it's an all-star break. They're probably back doing a little workout tonight.

Practice tomorrow, fly to Golden State. Fly to San Francisco. Shoot around the morning, play the game, fly to L.A. that night. They'll have Friday off, I think, practice Saturday, and then I think they play Sunday against the- Clippers. Clippers. Clippers. No, Lakers, Lakers.

Oh, it is? Yeah. I think they already played the Lakers. Wow. What a lifestyle. Amazing, right? Yeah, it was so excited. I always fantasize about being in a pro league somewhere.

I mean, you could have been a pro table tennis player for sure because you're good at ping pong. He's very good at ping pong. But they're not teams, though. Yeah, but you still travel to play tournaments. He still travel to tournament. You saw, you saw Artie Supreme. I'm talking about a team sport.

You're not really team sport guy. I am. I am. Pass me the ball, bud. There it is. He's open. He's open. I know how to do it. He's open.

He's only telling other people, he's open. He's open. He'll go there. Yeah. You would be a great coach. Go around me. Great coach. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Super motivated. Coach him right now. Go, coach Blake. Blake, wait, wait, why are you standing there? Go to the offset. Go to the offset. Go to the center of the ring. I'm at the center of the ring.

I'm at the ring. Shoot it now. Yeah, shoot it now. I missed. What now? Yeah, what do I do now? What do I miss? Rebound.

Okay, but I'm at the center offset ring. Get six points, not three. If it's farther back, you need to change that. If it's farther back, you get it. You get more. Yes. Yeah, I mean, they have a three-point line. No, even further back.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. We should see a five-point line. Yeah, there should be a five-point line. We should start with four. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They toyed with it in the WMBA All-Star game. Yeah. Of like the circles.

Yeah, there's a circle. There's a spot you could shoot. Can somebody go on your shoulders? We'll do that movie. Right? And they have to wear a trench coat to shoot. Like that little Japanese guy, that little Japanese. Run the little rascals.

Yeah, go see a movie. Only buy one ticket. Or you go down in your all fours, right? And the Japanese guy, like, a trampoline. Yeah. And goes on your back and then it's... Unfortunately, there's no catapulting rule in basketball.

Oh, you got to bring that back. I don't think it would ever was. We love the catapult. Gotta bring that back. Although you dunked often enough on people where you use them as leverage to put your nuts in their face. This was the thing that Blake was probably the best out. Yeah, he would dunk on people to embarrass them.

Yeah. And use their head... The fourth one, right? The fourth one. And he would use their head for his balls to rest on. Now that's his balls resting just gently against that man's forehead. Yeah. And that's just to protect his balls.

Yeah. Because when you're flying through the air, your nuts can be too free. Put a forearm up. He definitely kind of boosted me up on that dunk a little bit. Why are you grabbing his hair? It was involuntary. I was really not cool, though, balance. Not the hair, dead.

I know you don't. But if I'm you, I have this blown up so big in the entrance of my house that every time somebody walks in, and they're like, what's up with that? I'm like, oh, that's whatever. You want a coffee? and ignore it as if it never. But this is the greatest. This dunk was so fucking unbelievable.

I mean, like, even his own teammates, the guy that's getting dunked on, they showed love because it was incredible. His balls were on his face. Wow, wow. It's fucking amazing. Have you ever apologized to him for that? I haven't apologized, but we have talked.

Timofe Maasgav, really nice guy. 7-2 Russian. What did he say about it in the aftermath? We didn't really talk about it. It's good to see you. How to taste. I'd say. the taste, bro. I mean, this, to this, to you, this is like, when someone breaks someone,

break someone's fucking ankles and they cross someone really bad and they score a goal, and it's just like they embarrass them, like, crazy. That's the exact same shit. Yeah, yeah, like it's just... You're a Manchester City fan? No, Arsenal. Arsenal. F, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, you know, you know those, you know those goals when they're like, well, like what Messi did most of his career, where he ruined someone's, he made him look like they weren't there. Oh, yeah. And just fucking destroyed them and then score. Or you fake a shot, then the defender has to slide and they fall? Yeah, I love that. think you're going one way and they just, it's the same thing in the NBA.

Yeah. Break their fucking angles. Yeah. Wow. You would love the end. Would they go, oh, yeah. I feel like you would love an NBA game. It's so action-packed.

Here's the thing. It's just like, no, I've got, my argument is this. And no offense. Too many black guys for him, yeah. Way too many black people. Yeah. Yeah. No, no offense, but there's too much scoring for me.

Yeah, you like, you like. And this is the analogy I want to use. That's the one I should have known up. Yeah. It was Kendrick, right? Yeah. Here's my enough. That's Kendrick Lamar he's dunking on.

That's amazing. Yeah, they are not like us. That's where it came up with him. Yeah. Can I finish my thing? Yeah. Yeah. Okay.

Too much scoring. Well, it's the reason why I like, it's like this, okay. If you were having sex and you nutted a little bit the whole time, I mean, you're right, you had little mini nuts. Like, ooh, ooh, ooh, right? That's basketball. That's a woman. Yeah, yeah, but, okay. But in soccer, right, sometimes, you know what I mean, they score in the last.

five minutes and when they do score, it's a far more bigger like... What happens when they score in the first five minutes and they don't score again for the rest of the game? That's what he does every time. That's like a mini nut that's just like you didn't even... Sometimes I have sex. I do a big nut up front and no nut at the end. Oh, you keep going.

But I still keep going. But I still keep going. He's asleep. Yeah, yeah. But that thing is rocked up. Is this too much scoring for me? Right. I'm going to take you to a game.

We'll get really good seats, and I think you'll love it. I promise you'll look at. If I'm not up front, I don't want to go. You want to be on the floor? I've got to be sitting there with Nicholson and all those guys. Well, he doesn't want to be anywhere near us. Nick Olson? Yeah, Nick Olson.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. He was ex-centerback. And Borough Obama. Tarok Obama. Yeah. Borough. Shouldn't you be killing a dinosaur to Barack? Well, this has been a phenomenal episode.

You've been great. I will say, Blake. Dude, you're so funny to me. One of our favorite people to ever walk. No, you're so funny. And your connection, and a great guy. Your connection with standup is the roots run very deep with you because you've been kind of a part of our world as a,

you're an honorary. I'm a huge stand-up fan. Yeah, but you're an honorary because you've been in our world. You've done stand-up, you've done roast, you've done, so we love you and we appreciate it. You still do stand-up? No. I mean, I like still write some stuff from time to time. Yeah, yeah.

You should. You should do it. I just, I don't know. Okay. It's hard, man. It is hard. He already mastered one career. It'd be embarrassing if he did ours as well.

It would hurt my feelings. Yeah, because he could do it, though. No, trust me, I'm very aware. I know. Thanks, guys. I really needed this. Well, yeah. You don't need it, you son of a bitch.

You guys aren't bad friends after all. And that's full circle. Thank you for being a bad friend.