Bad Friends - The 300 Episode is Out on Patreon Today

Episode Date: December 12, 2025

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We're so excited to be here. We're in... So excited. Phoenix, Arizona. Yeah. P-H. O-E-N-I-X. Phoenix.

Arizona. This will probably be the last episode that we did. Yeah, yeah. I'm just getting warmed up, guy. Yeah, dude, you are. You're warm. And our guest today, go ahead and introduce our guest. Well, he's one of my favorites, man.

Yeah? Yeah, man. Shane Gillis, dude. Shane. Top top dog. Top, top, top dog. Yeah. Top dog.

Yeah. Buddies. You know, and we're, you know. Let's start it off the right way. What? Do you want to say anything to Shane after, you know, about 50 episodes ago or something you just changed pretty hard? I didn't. Yeah, you did.

That's insane. You didn't? I saw it. It was really hurtful. Yeah, yeah. Okay, so what did I say? Do you remember? I would look like I was a corpse underwater.

Yeah. Yeah. Which, you know, you're not. You weren't wrong. Yeah, yeah. I know. And I hurt you. And, you know, my bad, dude.

That's okay. It's like, you know, to me, I look like I'm right next to you at the bog. Don't do that. Look, I did that with my mind, did. That's pretty good. You know what I mean? You want Asian magic? That's Asian magic, dude.

Telepathy. Move over. Move over. Oh. Hey. Hey. Bob Dylan's here, guys. Get in here, Bob Dylan.

Yeah. Okay, here we go. Hang tight. All right. Oh, thanks, man. Hey, how you doing? Got a show tonight. Is that a cautious wife?

Take it easy on that. sorry consuming a lot of that content are you liking all that stuff oh my god i'm jerking off i got no back here you got no back but yeah damn you went backing i got it all right what's up buddy oh i'm hung over we yeah we did it up last night yeah yeah what happened down in tucson the show in tucson yeah yeah what happened i heard you got i hear you're calling out the driver huh oh he was dropping bomb shit his pants farting up a storm so like new jersey in there yeah it was rough. Then we're getting out of the car and he goes, yes, see you later, Robert, with your nasty rotten ass. Jesus Christ. He was a bad driver, too. He was a terrible driver. I just want to go back a little

bit back to your apology to Shane because I do want to make it public on the show. Okay. You're trying to read my feelings, man. Okay. Can I, I, I'll be honest with you. Okay. You want to get real? I don't know. I don't. Hey, honcho. You want to get real amico? No. Yeah. I'll get real. Brother, when he goes Spanish, he means that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. All right. Los Pontolone is my Migo Yeah Okay

That's where I just ate I admire you Shut the fuck That's worse Give me a shot No that's way worse Keep talking shit I'd rather you

I'd rather be mean Give me a shot Amigo All right All right So let's be real for a second Yeah And don't interrupt

You don't interrupt me Dad because that's rude If you keep talking like that I'm gonna call ice all right I'm not that type I take Asians yeah

oh they do oh yeah they take Asians they take them please don't call then okay all right so I love you so

you've been so nice to me and I think we're we're friends and I you know you look at me in the eyes fool all right you can't find them

yeah all right all right