Bad Friends - The Boys Are Back!

Episode Date: June 21, 2021

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You two are bad friends! Who are these two idiots? White dude and an Asian dude. You two are disgusting. Well, you two are something. We're bad friends. What's up, Red? You good? Good to see you, pal.

What a good time. It's great. What's up, pal? Can't wait for this. How's my little boy? Can't wait for this, man. It's like a fucking reunion, man. Look at your hair!

Wow! It's a real reunion, man. I know she thinks she's fucking Selena. You think you're Selena? Welcome back, Tito Bobby. You wrote this? Aw, look at this. Who spent time on this? This is a fucking 10-second fucking job here.

She just did this. Did you just do it? That's fucking rude. I'll be honest with you. It's weird to be back. It's weird to be back. Hey! Okay.

Okay. What's up, you guys? How was the fat one? Was he good? The numbers were good. Yeah. We were slacking on our paper. It's so nice that the fat one filled in. I'm glad that you're back.

It's good to be here. I should not call him that. You already did? I know I already did, and let's erase that part. But here's the deal, okay? I'm not used to being back, so I'm going to have to do some editing and I'm going to have to

put it through a filter in my brain. Like self-censorship? Let's start from the top. How was Eric? Was he good? How was Eric? Was he good? Eric who? Griffin. He did this show?

I don't remember. Yeah, he was great. We had some good fill-in guests. And wait a minute. Rudy Jules, what's up with your hair? What's up with your hair, girl? You know what part about her with her hair? Yeah.

She was just basically yesterday like, I'm going to go get my hat on, and I'm like, oh, I got it. So she's self-efficient. Wow. She makes appointments on her own. Oh, you want to be Billie Eilish? Yeah.

I'm not doing anything with my nails. See, your tone. That's what she's been doing since I've been back. It's her raising of her voice. And I frustrate her, I think. By the way, did you write that? Welcome back, Tito Bobby. You wrote that? Give me that. Let me see that. That's insane.

I mean, analyze it. Do you want to talk about minimal effort? Oh my god. Not nothing. I mean, autographs better than... 100%. You're going to college? You have terrible handwriting. Welcome back.

Oh my god, you spelled welcome wrong. Look at her face. No, I'm kidding. No, it looks good. I like your hair. I like this. This is called ombre, right? And I got a shag. What's a shag? You mean like a mullet?

No, you didn't see what I got going. What? Oh, bro. Bro, bro, bro. Am I from Blade Runner or what, bro? I'm from the future, right? Skater die. Are you a poser? No, I'm like a cyborg.

You know what? I'm like a cyborg. What are those like, repo men? Can I say something to you and don't take this the wrong way? That thins you out. That's what she said yesterday. You look thinner with that. You should shave the other side and see how thin you get. There you go, bud.

What do you think? You look good. Thanks, man. Hungry treated you well, huh? Let's talk about hungry. I can't believe you got into a fist fight with Kate Blanchett. That's crazy. I didn't get a fucking fist, by the way. Kate Blanchett. Bobby called me and she...

I didn't get a fist fight with her. She came to his room and she came up to his room and she was like, it's me, it's Kate Blanchett. And Bobby said, oh, what's up? And he opens the door and she goes, they delivered my chicken strips to your room. And Bobby had already eaten all the chicken strips. And she's like, you fat fuck

and they got into a fist fight and you punched Kate Blanchett. Can I tell you my relationship with Kate Blanchett? Yeah, what is it? I'll just give you an example. The second or the last day I was there, I went to the restaurant that was in the hotel

and Kate was there with Gina Gershaw having breakfast, right? And they both look at me and they go, what's up, Bobby? And I walked by so fast with my phone and I wasn't talking to anybody. Why did you do that? Because I get so nervous.

Around Kate? Around them, right? I go, hey, thanks for the morning. Weird sketch at the morning? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I just run past. And then I'll eventually come back because then I'll sit there and I'll go, we should have done that.

You're a fucking meth addict. Weird, right? Sorry guys, I just woke up and needed to get my coffee. I'm like a weird guy, dude. But you told me you also interacted with them. You went out to dinner. Yeah, in the beginning, in the beginning

I'm like, I literally, I'll just tell people what I'm in. Yeah, you can say it. I can say it now. Were you not allowed to at some point? No, but she never really talked about it. You made it seem like you were not supposed to talk about it. No, I could. I just didn't want to talk about it

because I didn't know what it was and I didn't know how it was going to go. All right, so tell everybody what you're doing. Do I have some other stuff in my teeth? No. I should spit out this gum. So there's this video game called... Rudy, how have you been? I really want to know.

I'm good. I feel like your energy is so good today. Also your energy is good. So, I am... Shout out to my boy, Pete, downstairs! Pete! I'm not going to talk about it.

Shut up. Go ahead. Are you going to do one of those comedy bits again? It's a comedy show. I know, but it's like... There's a pretty good chance I'm going to do it again. But now I'm going to be apprehensive, but I'll try and then do your bit again. Here's what we always do. You know I'm going to do the bit again.

I know, but now it's like I'm anticipating the bit. So I don't want to really fully get into the fucking thing. Don't anticipate it. All right, here we go. There's a video game called... What's up, Andreas? You did it for you!

I did it before you. I'm going to do it before you. You did it for you. Stop bumping the table. You're going to ruin it and knock my head down. And so there's a video game called... Borderlands and there being a movie about it. And... Where'd you get your shirt? I really like that shirt.

She's worn that a thousand times on this show. I wasn't going to do it. Because I'm going to do it before you. All right. You know, like you and I, we audition for things and we never get things. I don't audition for anything. We can talk about that later.

But there was a time... Bobby called me by the way. He booked another thing. Bobby's going away to do another job. So he just did a job, sold a show to ABC, did a bunch of Magnum PIs, just did a huge movie, worked another job, you were a job machine. You know who's calling my phone?

Nobody. Nobody. Can I just get into my life? And what's going on with me? And then we'll go into your satellite. Dude, I'm on a show. It's great. Davey's great. It's cruising. You've never seen the show. I love Davey though. You've never seen it once. What's his name?

What's his name? Davey? He has a nickname. Yeah, the Weasel. I don't know. He's a funny guy. So then I auditioned and I presented the tape and then I got it. And you helped?

I did. You helped a little bit. I helped facilitate it. One of the producers was very kind and I became friends with her as well. I was going to say you guys got along. Yeah, Emmy's great. She's one of the nicest people. The best. So it's got all these big stars at it, like Cape Lancet, Jamie Lee Curtis,

Kevin Hart, Jack Black, all these fucking people. Right? Edgar Ramirez. He's just the list. My good friend Janina now, who's now one of my best friends. Heesh! And Bobby Lee. I'm in it.

Robert E. Lee makes it in the movie. Okay, watch me right now. I'm looking at you. Watch me right now. Watch my hands, okay? Yeah. Do you see that? That's your role in the movie? That's how fast I am in the movie. You'll never see me again. So when you're watching the movie, and then I'm gone.

What's the line that you said in the movie? What's up, Roland? I swear to God. You just killed it. I want to see Kevin's heart card. I'm in a bar and I go, ah, Roland, what's up? That's one of my lines. Kevin Hart's name is Roland in the movie? Yeah, yeah.

So when I'm flying over there, I'm like, come on, man. He's a character from the fucking game. Don't do your fucking head turn. There's a black guy in the game, Borderlands, named Roland. Google if there's ever been a black guy named Roland. In Borderlands.

In life. In the game. Games are fake. Has there ever been a black guy named Roland? Black guy named Roland. Famous Rollins. Bring it up. Roland Orzabal.

Roland Young. Roland Emmerich. Roland Barthers. Roland James. Roland James is black. What was Roland James? An American? Oh, God. Oh, my God. He made the car. What did Roland James do?

Can I just go back into the fucking thing? Oh, an American professional football player. Can I go back into the fucking thing, man? Let me get my bit out, please. Oh, my bad. I forgot how it works. I miss you. His name is Roland in the movie. So anyway, that was my line.

So when I was flying over there, I was like, okay, this is going to be one of those really lonely experiences because, you know, I only function well with, like, comics at my level. You know what I mean? And I have my group. You know what I mean? I have you.

I've got a couple of guys, you know what I mean? They're no longer with us. I can say that. People that died? Yeah. We've got, I guess, guys like Madrigal, Bill Burr. I mean, they're just a big group of, you know, Chelsea Handler, Whitney Cummings.

They're pretty much the... That's your group. The group, right? So in my head, I'm like, I don't know any of these people. It's like, I'm not, you know, I'm a comic, so I'm just going to be spending the next month and a half by myself. Because everybody there is a real

and I say real actor. You're an actor, but those are like... No, these are real, like, award-winning actors who I'm a huge fan of all of them, right? Yeah. Have you ever been nominated for an award, by the way? I've never even been to an award show. Well, no.

I'll never go to an award show. Well, that's because they don't... They don't want me there. That would be weird. I've never even done... Bro, I've never even done... Where would they put you? I've never even done a talk show. No. Ever. Not couch? You've never done couch shows? No. Ever. Me neither. That you have. I've seen you. No, I've done stand-up.

No, I've seen you do a bit with... On the Jimmy Fallon, yeah. Okay, yeah. That's not it? It was James Corden, but it was... It doesn't matter. You did it though, right? Because it was with Jim Carrey. It doesn't matter. You're on a fucking show with Jim Carrey on a fucking Tanak talk show. On a Tanak show? Yeah, and that's huge.

No, but yeah, it was for Jim. They're called talk shows, by the way. Tanak shows. They're called talk shows, by the way. Welcome back to the Tanak show. Tonight, my guest is Bobby Lee. Yeah, yeah. Let's do it right now. Ready? Here we go. We're back. Yeah. Thank you to the band, Rudy Jules. What's going on?

You good? I'm good. Awesome. My guest tonight, ladies and gentlemen, you're going to love this guy. This guy's incredible. You've seen this guy. By the way, by the way, the way I would do it. We're live. I know. We're on fucking air. I know, but that's what I would do to make it funny. Oh, to interrupt my intro? Yeah, yeah.

You're killing it. This is great. Don't you think that would be funny? The crowd's losing it right now. Like, I'm already out of the... Yeah, it's the curtain. Exactly. I'm already out of the curtain. Right? And you're trying to introduce me, and I'm interrupting you. Oh, Bobby. Do it again. Do it again. Well, we're already in it. Start over.

Start over. I would go back. I would go back to the thing. How's Rudy Jules in the band? Let's check in with Rudy Jules in the house band. I'm good. Rudy Jules in the hombres. I'm next, you know. I already got out. I'm already sitting on the bed. Explaining to me? Yeah, I'm already sitting next to the bed. Oh, Bobby, you're already here. I'm here.

No need for the intro, bud. I'm just happy to be here. Oh, awesome. So what's been going on in your life? Nothing. I can't even believe I'm on this show. I'm so grateful. Thanks for asking me. We're so happy that you're here. We heard you did a movie with Kevin Hart. Ooh. There's no applause? There we go.

Man, this audience is dumb. Maybe they don't have streaming. They don't know who he is. But you had a great time in this Kevin Hart movie, and I heard a little birdie told us that you punched Kate Blanchett. I did not kick, bro. That's what we heard. Something about chicken strip.

I didn't do it. There was no fucking anything. Audience, do you want to hear him tell the chicken strip? How would there be no chicken strip? She came up to my room because I took the last chicken strip. And? And she goes, hey, did you take my chicken strip? And I fucking go, fuck yeah. And then she goes, she punches me the face, man.

Audience, you love it? Yeah, yeah. Who did the one, one, one, one, one? Pete. Pete, don't ever do one, one, one, one. Oh, Pete, you're going to get fired. But thanks for the Red Bull. I really appreciate it. Can we go back to the story? Pete, give me one more time for Bobby.

I know. I know. I hate that stuff. Out of all the womp-womps, that's the worst womp-womp I've ever heard. That's the worst womp-womp? Yeah. That's what happens when I ejaculate. That's the sound that happens. When you come?

And it goes down. You know how your penis kind of slowly goes down? And the cum is... Sorry, close your head. Here's the sound. Pete, here's the sound that comes out when I ejaculate. Ready? Yeah. And this is mine. Go ahead. I always smell it.

Why? Because I want to. See if it's healthy or not. So anyway, can I just finish my thing? God, I'm happy you're back. I miss you. So I go to the hotel room when I get to the thing. Yeah.

And there was a note saying, I mean, congratulations. I mean, not thanks. Welcome to the movie. I would love to meet you. And it's Jamie Lee Curtis. Wow. And I go, what the fuck? That's weird.

Did she sign it? Yeah, she signed it. And then she text me. And she goes, tomorrow, lunch. How does she have her phone number? I don't know. Dude, they can get anything they need. Whatever they want. They get it all? Yeah, she has my email, my address, everything. No, this is what I have.

You wore a peyote t-shirt? Yeah, I guess you're right. I sleep in my eyes. I don't give a fuck. And so I go down and it's me, Janina, Penn Gillette. Penn, I love Penn.

And we all went to Burger King. Shut up. That's it. They wanted to go to Burger King. No, they didn't want, Penn goes, I want to go to Burger King because he's vegetarian. Oh, he's vegetarian. Impossible burger.

And we went to Burger King. There's a photo on my Instagram. Of you at Burger King? That's kind of cool. That was cool. That was the first day. That was day one. Out of the gate, you're killing it. It's fun, because I just wanted to say this.

That she is, if you hear anyone talk about that lady. Do Jamie Lee Curtis? She's the one I've ever met in the business. Person. Honestly. She's so sweet. There was one time where I was in her hotel room

and we're just talking on her couch for three hours. Right. What were you talking about? Private stuff. Share. Share. The sound that happens when I masturbate. Share.

I'm not going to share because share. I'll share with you later. Share. All right. We talked about share. You talked about share? Yeah, and how we love moonlight. So you sat on her couch

and you guys just chatted about what? Was it deep and philosophical? It was. She's married to one of the most well-respected. She's talented in her own right. I'm not discrediting her. She also happens to be married to one of the most

talented writer, director, producers in the history of comedy. Same. I got to work with him once and it was the coolest thing I've ever done. He had a show on HBO called Family Tree. I did an episode of it. Me and Matt Brunger. You know Matt. I love Matt.

We were Confederate soldiers at a reenactment. And this girl shot and killed us. Whatever. The scene was fun. But working with him was incredible. Anyway, those two people together. What did they call it? Power couples. Never again is that going to happen. I know.

No one does that anymore. And when you're in that situation you're not yourself. Like you stepped out of yourself a little bit? I feel like you're pretending to be someone that I'm not. Because you're kind of worried about what she... Because I'm like in my head

I'm like, don't say midget. Like I go through these things. Don't say that. Don't say that. Don't say that. And just go through the motions. Because I'm a nice guy. But I say fucked up things. But you say it in jest. You're joking.

I do it in jest. You don't want to be having coffee with Jamie and Curtis and be like, all lives kind of matter. And she's like, what? I don't want to spend all this time on fucking Budapest. So let me just finish it. What do you mean? The kids want to know where the boys have been.

People thought we broke the band. No, never. I thought about you twice. Can I tell you? That's a lot. That's more than you thought about her. Can I share with them the one little moment that you gave before you continue? Bobby texted me and said, I'm going to crack.

And I said, what's going on? And then we FaceTimed. And you were sad and you were bored. And you said it. I don't know if you're going to admit it, but you said it. That you missed me. I did. And I missed you too.

And I was driving through the rain in New Jersey and I was like, I miss you too. It was a sweet moment. I missed my boy. And I did miss you. But then because that was what happened was when I first got there, I shot for three days and then I had three weeks off.

And you did nothing. Well, the first week, that's when I called you. Everyone was working. And you were alone. And I was alone. So I was really careful. From England. Me and Charles hung out.

And he's a sweetie. A real sweetie. And we became good friends. But Charles, what's his name? His last name is difficult to say. I'd have to look it up. Let's try it. Bra-b-blazing-a-baw.

Let's look up Charles Baba-blazing-a-baw. Baba Blazinga-Baw. He was in the Mary Maglin and movie in a movie with River Phoenix. Is that him right there on the far left? Is that Charles Baba Blazing Abla? That's him. Wow, I can't believe we got him.

That literally is him. I genuinely can't believe we got him. His name is Charles. Can you zoom in on the name down there? Charles, but, Charles. Okay, let's have Rudy. No, let's have Rudy pronounce it. How do you say that, Rudy?

Charles what? Baba Lola. Baba Lola. Charles Baba Lola. What a cool name. He's a great actor. Charles Baba Lola? Yeah, and he's young.

Young, right, English, and him and I hung out every fucking day. How young is this young man? He's 30? Look at how good looking he is. Oh man, he's so talented. Babes love him, huh? Yeah, but can I say this?

Yeah. All his friends from England? Yeah. They're Asian? They're Korean. They're short. They're old. Bad friends, fans. They're BF fans?

All the Brits are? I would call, they would. Did he know that, did he did? Yes. Babel. This summer, Bob, you gotta get the most out of your travels abroad by learning language of your destination. Bobby was just in Hungary.

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Shout out to Charge Bob. He was the only one when I was on set where he was like, how do I, but he's English, I'm sorry. Yeah, how did he sound? How did he sound? How did he, how did he, shit, it's Bobby Lai. That's pretty good, Bob.

Yeah, holy shit, it's Bobby Lai. How like shit, it's Bobby Lai. And I'd be like, what's up, man? He's like, can we have a cigarette, Bob? Oh, you go have a smoke with him? Yeah, and like, you want a cigarette with me? Yeah, I'd love to have a cigarette with you, Bob. And would you guys chat?

And then we would have breakfast, dinners, we would walk around town. So you had a little, Oh yeah, him and I were like a little, little rush hour out there. But can you imagine, does he live in L.A.? No, he lives in England. Okay, I don't know,

because he could be living here now. But something happened between us. You said the N-word. No. Broke it up. You can't, I told you, you can't just say it. I know. You can't.

No, something happened. So then last night he was in town. Yeah. He's a big Manchester United fan. And they were in the Europa League final. Yeah. And he goes, Mike, come up and watch the game. You hate Manu.

I hate Manu, but I went to do it because it was his last night. Sure. So I sat there and Manu lost in penalty, penalty kicks at the end. Yeah. And he was like, out night. He just kicked you out?

Like we spent a week together every single day. And this is his last night. Get out. And you could see tears while he was out night. I'm like, well, it's good to me, he's out. Out. And then like an hour later, he texted me back and he's like, I'm sorry about that, man.

But you can understand as a soccer fan. As a soccer fan, I get it, but it was a little rude. So, did he know you were an Arsenal fan? Yeah, I told him. All you do is hang out. No, no, I know, but like, you know how you said sometimes you get nervous

and you don't admit stuff like that seems weird because he was such a diehard Manu fan, you know. Is there a moment you're like, No, because I, You didn't want to tell him? No, because there was a guy named Jisun Park. Okay. Who played for Manu Chester United.

He's a Korean dude. And so that's my, when Jisun Park was on Manu, I liked them because he was Korean. Right. And he was a busy bee on the pitch. He was just hard worker. Moving around. Yeah, yeah.

He was zipping around. Right. It was like he was on like a Hyundai factory, you know what I mean? You know what I mean? You know what I mean? He's always out there, you know what I mean? Bolts, bolts, bolts.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wait, how about the guy, the guy that died then was survived. The soccer player that died and survived. But the heart attack. Wow. Yeah, Erickson. By the way, the coolest move I've ever seen in sports

was from the other team captain asked the players to form an arm chain fence around him. Yeah. So that if it was his last moments, they didn't want to broadcast on television. Wow. What a classy move. Yeah.

He said to the other players, he goes, get around him right now in case this is his last moments. He didn't want to broadcast to the world that people were gonna watch him die on the pitch. Yeah. And I thought that was such a cool. He used to play for Tottenham,

which is Arsenal's nemesis. Yeah. So there was a feeling. So you almost wanted him to die. Yeah. Yeah. No, I'm sorry, no. She didn't like it.

She didn't like it. I joke with the little head, but let me come and kill him. Let me finish. There he is. But by the way, he's alive. Go back to him. I know he is.

I'm implanting him. What kind? Like a heart implant. Like a stimp? Yeah, a stimp. I don't know. I don't know. I didn't mean that.

So. God bless. But here's what, here's what. God bless. God bless. Here's what made, let's just wrap up the whole trip. No, more.

No, we're not done. So when I got there, what made me nervous was the day I had to go on the set and meet the director. And you can name the director now? Eli Roth. Eli Roth.

Huge. You know who loves Eli Roth? Who? Fans? Fans. Do you like Eli? I love Eli. Great guy.

So Eli goes, thanks for joining us, man, I'm a big fan of this and that. And then he introduced me to Decade and Kevin, everyone's there. Yeah, did Kevin like you? Oh man. Did you tell Kevin you were a standup or not? He already knew me.

He knew you. And I just, he was a great, he was so good to me. Does that mean a lie? Dude, I'll tell you why, because I didn't tell you this. In the table read, so three weeks before I even go,

I have to do a table read. Right. And I get on and I don't know anybody and everyone's there, right? And I don't know Eli or other, I don't know anybody. It's on Zoom. It's on Zoom and it's like Saturday morning.

So it's like seven in the morning because it was like five o'clock and hungry and that's where a lot of people were. And I'm sitting there uncomfortable and Kevin gets on and he goes, what's up, Bobby? On the Zoom. Really?

Yeah, in front of everybody. It's in front of everybody. Wow. Which broke the ice for me. What's your phone do? Nothing. We turn it off. I already did.

And it was rude. I'm sorry. She wants to be involved a little bit more. No. You will be, you will be. Just let him finish his story. There's a couple things I want to talk to you about too. So we'll get to you.

Let's do it now. No. I want to hear the rest of the Zoom story. So anyway, that's what he did. So when I got on the set, he was just absolutely as if, you know, we've known each other for all our careers. Wow.

He was like, he's a comic. I know. So he was, you know, I mean funny and, you know what I mean? And he would laugh at my bits, like my takes, cause all my scenes are with him. Yeah. So he would just laugh at my takes and then. That's awesome.

It was actually the first day of shooting. I was so nervous because I was out in the desert. And oh, he also checked this out. Hungry has a desert? So check this out. I was so bummed. So check this out. Yeah.

So I'm dressed like, did I show the, what I dressed? So funny. Okay, so I'm dressed like this. Can we show a photo of it to the fans? No, we can't. Damn it. So, but I can describe it.

I'm dressed like a stormtrooper. No, but it looks like a. A red stormtrooper. A red stormtrooper, but it looks like a, it looks like a, like, you know how Spaceballs made fun of. Yeah. Yeah.

You look, Star Wars, you look like if you guys were making fun of stormtroopers and it was like a comedy version of stormtroopers. Right. It was very. That only looks like when the grown adults are wearing this outfit, which is what everyone else is like.

When the, when the full, like people with nice bodies. They look great. They look good. Yeah. I look like a bobblehead. Right. Right. So.

It's a cartoon. And now we're out in a desert. Okay. And it's one of those sets where it's like, there's just, if you look like a half a mile down, there's these gigantic green screen things up. Yeah.

And they, all these like spaceships and machinery and like gigantic like dinosaur bones sticking out of the sand. I mean, it's like, and there's three, four, 500 people, just a sea of people working on all kinds of stuff. And my, I'm in metal.

Everything's metallic. Right. And they put a ponytail on the back of my head. That wasn't your hair. What do you mean? You showed a picture. I thought that was your ponytail. It is my ponytail,

but they put a ponytail in the back. You mean they turn, they put your hair. They clumped all my head and did a samurai thing. Yeah. I'm not, I'm describing it. Go ahead.

Right. Yeah. And so. They gave you a ponytail? They just clumped that. That's how they clumped the back of your head. They made it. Go ahead.

So, so I'm sitting there and the helmet won't go on my head. Because of the ponytail. Because of the ponytail. Right. So, and they were about to shoot so they go, they go, they go. We got to take all the padding out.

Of the helmet? Of the helmet. Because it's a gigantic metallic thing, right? So they start ripping the padding out, right? So now they're just metal spikes inside the fucking helmet and edges, right? And they stick it on my head and there's metal like this, right?

And I'm out there for six hours with a mask on. No, no, do you have any lines? No. No lines. And I'm also with 300 of people that look like me. So they don't even know it's me. They don't even know it's me, right? And then this is what happens.

And this, I literally cried in my helmet. The sound guy who doesn't know, you know, he's Hungarian. He doesn't know anything. What do they sound like? And I can't even describe it. I know this is my favorite when you try them. I don't know. So I'll just describe what he says, right?

You know, you know, you're wearing the helmet. Japanese? Yeah, I don't know. You know, you're wearing the helmet. Here's the scritches, you see? Wait, wait, wait. You know, let me just do it that way. Let me just do it that way.

He's Italian? Yeah, yeah. Well, there's clothes that's out, Italy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, you're wearing the helmet the whole time. Oh, the whole. And I go, I go, I'm in the helmet, right? I go, what do you mean?

Even when I see my lines? He goes, yeah. Which means now imagine no one's going to know I'm in this movie. Wait, you never show your face? That's what he says. Wait a minute. What about when you're doing Siemens, Kevin Hart? Exactly.

Yeah. So I go, well, I have dialogue with Kevin and he goes, no, you wear the helmet then too. No. Yeah, that's what he says to me. No. Now I have, yeah. Now I have this metal spiky thing in my head.

It's fucking 105 degrees. Yeah. I'm sweating, right? I'm bleeding out of my face, right? Now I'm in my head. I'm like, oh, I'm an extra. Yeah, no one's going to know. Your background plus.

And I'm just standing there with a gun for like eight hours in the desert like this and just like in so much pain. Did you actually get to take your helmet off and have lines? No. With Kevin. So check it out. So this is what happens. No one's going to know it's you.

So check it out. This is what happens. So there's a scene now where, all right, let's do, let's, we have a scene with Janina and Bobby where, you know, he says there's a, you know, boss, boss, the plane, the plane, the plane, the plane. Right. So we rehearse it and, you know, they go action.

And I come with the fucking, I'm wearing the helmet. I pop in and I do my line, right? And then Eli goes, what, why do you have the helmet on? Oh, he was. No, the sound guy didn't know. Oh, I thought he was playing a joke. No, the sound guy didn't know. And I'm like, because this I wanted to rat out the sound guy.

Shut up. No, shut up. So I go, I just, oh, I just, I'm sorry. He was like, take off the helmet. So I took the helmet off and then I did my lines and all the lines are without the helmet, obviously. Yeah. But, but, but also it would have been funny

if they made you wear the helmet the whole time. Well, I thought about that. And I think that would have been a funny story. Yes, if I was there for six weeks and I just kept this helmet on, right? And then they could voice over my fucking voice, right? And use like Denzel Washington. Just like a big handsome black guy like, man, what's going on?

Yeah, that would, I would probably relapse. I probably would have relapsed. That would have been really fucked up. Well, what if you get caught out of this film? I thought about that too. There's no way to do it. There's no way to do it because there are things. There's a will, there's a way.

There's no way. There's a will. Because there's a through line in the thing. About you. The whole movie would not make sense if they just completely cut me out. Really? Yeah, because there's a scene where Kevin

needs to escape this thing. Yeah. And the whole reason why he's there is because of me. You know what I mean? Yeah. So it's like, it wouldn't make any sense. I think about those things. I know you do.

I don't really think. I just got offered to role in a movie, by the way. What is it? I can't say it. It's not real. Because it's not real. Yeah, it's not real. But I want it.

I know you'll get it. I want it. And you'll get it. And you deserve it. And I hope it comes. Tom Hanks, right? Tom Hanks. Tom Harts.

Tom Hardy, all the Tom's aren't it. Tom Cruise, Tom Hanks, Tom Hardy. Tom Hiddleston, Tom Middleditch. Yeah, yeah. Everybody's in it. Everyone's in it. How about this? I'm going to actually say the movie

that I did just get a role in. What? Well, unless I blow it, but I might do it. What is it? It's. No. Yeah? See, it's like, I want to be in that.

I'm probably not going to end up getting it. They said there is a thing for me, but they were like, we'll see, maybe, if it works. If it works, it'd be cool. Yeah. But isn't that why they're bringing that back? Yeah. But can I tell you something that you and I should do?

I did 10 escape rooms in Hungary, because that's where it originated. Did they chain, or is it the same room that you tried to escape from? No, there's every corner has an escape room. It's like our Starbucks. Isn't that just like what the? Don't people just want to get out of Hungary?

Is that metaphor for? Yeah, yeah, yeah. But so they have these. Have you been to a escape room? No, of course not. OK. That's an insane. Why would I do that?

Can I change this? Yeah. I hate it. I hate it. Why would I do that? I'll give you an example. Costerphobia, panic. If somebody told me, and this is not a joke,

if somebody told me, you have to go into the escape room by yourself, Bobby, and you're not going to be able to eat unless you get out. I'm going to kill myself. No, I'd be dead. You would find my body there three weeks later in the skeleton without solving any of the puzzles. It's so fucking hard.

You're in the first room. You'd be in the first room. But you walk into a fucking room, right? And they go, OK, have fun. And they lock you in. And they lock you in. No. And then you're like, and you look around, and you

don't know what to do. Meanwhile. Who are you with? I'm with Edgar Ramirez. How cool. Janina. They're all there. Charles went.

And they're like underneath tables, writing down notes. They're figuring it out. They're figuring it out. And then I became the guy to hold things, right? They found puzzles, right? They found like an object. He's a key, but we don't know. Bobby, so you just held it.

Yeah, I held the key. Yeah, you were a table. And I would sit there, and I would be sweating, right? And they're like, are you going to do anything? This is it. You're doing it. That's participating.

Have you tried it? We should do one. No, we should film it. Andreas, we should film. Andrew and I doing an escape room. Absolutely. Because they're so fucking hard. Yeah, but did you have fun?

No. See, that's what I mean. They're the opposite of fun. That's why I don't want to do it. I know, but we should do it. All right, we'll do it. Yeah, but I know it's really hard. Will you come with us, Rudy?

I think she would be good. Dude, you see, she's so exhausted, everything. And you asked her something. I know, it's everything is to do with her. Why don't you want to do it with us? What's the reluctancy? I just know that both of you will be fighting. Yes.

OK, that's a why. I know, but we need someone there to balance us out. So why won't you balance? You can be the mediator or whatever that is. I don't want to be. Oh, great. OK, great. She doesn't want to do shit.

I'm glad you're on the show. Let me just tell you, I wasn't going to bring this up. Bring it up. There's a new guy. Here? No, no. So in our family, right, there's this guy, right, I don't want to say his name, but he's younger than you are.

No, he's older than you are. OK. He's older than you are. OK. And he gets Kulia. Kulia. Kulia, and you get Tito. Wait, what's Kulia?

Kulia is brother. Tito is uncle. Yeah, I'm Tito Andrew. Yeah, but he's older than you are, and he's brother. Who is this man? I can't bring his name up. At the Kalayla's, like, boy best friend. Or boy best friend.

A boy best friend. Yeah. Just a man in her life that was a little best friend? Today in the car, she's just. Did they ever date? No. I think they did. Something tells me they did.

I think Kalayla's sister and him dated. Yeah, I think I knew something. There was something there. There were some juices exchanged, right? There were some fluids. But she said something today in the car. And how long have you known this guy? Two months.

Two months? Two months, right? And I asked you in the car, I go, who do you like more? Me or this guy? And you said to me, the same. Equal. Wow. Are you serious?

Wow. Why? He just feels like family. Let me ask you something. Dude, you got a whole. This family member, this new family member, did he give you a fucking job? What has he done for you?

Did this family make you shelter? And what has he done for you? Has he given you food? He hasn't done shit. What did he do for you? Yeah. He's funny. I know.

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No. Toby. Toby. OK. With an eye. Tell him Toby. Toby with an eye. And then so here's another ridiculous thing.

So he's like family. We got a new couch. And they go, Toby's coming tomorrow to put the legs on. Oh, I can do that. They don't trust you to do it. See, look at her. You don't trust him to do that. I know how to fucking screw in legs on a couch.

But let me, can I tell you something? What? I don't know how. You don't. Yeah. No, I don't. I know what I'm doing. And by the way, I'm going to say, how about this?

Will you ask Toby to take the legs off and see if he can put them back on? Yeah. Shoot that. Yeah. But if I can put the legs on, will you give me respect? Maybe. Maybe.

Yeah. But so, you know, she likes us the same. No. Yeah. She said him or. And also, I get back. I got back two days ago. And it's like, she's just another rude thing today.

I was cleaning the house. Just no one told me to. You just started cleaning? Do you know why? Because. Good guy. I'm a good guy. You're a good guy.

Yeah. Cleaning the house, right? Why did you really clean the house? I just felt it was a little clutter. I think I made the mess, maybe. You made it. So I'm just taking care of my thing. Picking up after yours.

I had one cup of coffee on the fucking counter like this that I forgot. Right. And she goes, Ditto, Bobby, what the fuck? She said that? I kind of like that. When she gets assertive like that, I do like that. She was bossing people on when you were gone, dude.

She would yell it on Drace. Really? Yeah, she'd go, get in here, idiot. And he would come in here. Oh, really? Yes. And she goes, I want coffee, iced coffee. And he would go across the street and get her iced coffee.

And one time, she took a sip and spit it in his face. Oh, wow. She goes, too cold. Yeah. Too cold. We might be going to Cancun, right? We're going to Cancun. Bad Friends is going to Cancun.

Bad Friends is going to Cancun. I forgot to announce that. Yeah, Bad Friends is going to Cancun. That's right. We're going to Cancun November. November, November, right? First week in November. And we got her some money to go.

Yeah, you're coming with us. And she wanted more. Do you remember that? Yeah, she goes, she goes, yes. She goes, I want not enough. Not enough for me. Not enough for me. I go, that, because.

By the way, you know what she said to me? What? Do we all get the same hotel room, because I want a suite? That's what she said. I want a suite. I can see it. You don't get a suite, because we don't get a suite. Yeah, we're all getting the same kind of room.

In fact, you know what? You're sharing a room with George and Andres. No, she's going with Kalilah. Kalilah, let's go. No, Kalilah's going to stay with you. And she's going to get her own room. No, you were going to get your own. You're going to share with Pete and George and Andres.

How about that? I want my own room. No. No, no. You have to share with the boys. Yeah. I had to sleep this night last night. Because you were so excited to come here?

And also, I was thinking, why people don't ask me to do those Asian hate PSAs? Because you hate on Asians all the time? No, no, no. That's not it. I'm a comic, right? So I make fun of everyone. Yeah, but Asians a lot.

It doesn't matter. If we need a supercut right now of the amount of times that you've done the eyes and all that stuff? That one has nothing to do with the other. Kind of. No, no, no, no, stop, stop, right? Let me just say something, OK? That I, right, have a job, which is I

make fun of a lot of people. Everybody. Everybody, right? And it's like, but Bobby Lee as a spokesperson doesn't exist. He does. I have feelings. And I feel like Asian hate.

Are you Bobby Lee the comedian right now, or Bobby Lee the spokesperson? Right now, I'm Bobby Lee the spokesperson. So the peyote shirt that you're wearing right now, do you think that's a good message we're sending to people? You're wearing a shirt that says peyote. I think it awakens people's minds and opens people's minds. OK, good.

OK. OK, so. And I'm a sober guy, and I'm wearing this. Right. So yeah. And I didn't even know this. Is that sending a good message? I thought this meant Pepsi and Spanish.

Is this a peyote? Yeah, it's this peyote. Oh, yeah, I didn't know. I just got this. But anyway. Is he racist towards Asians? I don't think so. Yeah, yeah, no, I love Asians.

And look at me, look at me. Be honest. And I also, hey, I also. Is he racist towards Asians? Bro, bro, bro, let's not get us twisted. Stop Asian hate. I want to speak out for it. But my point is, last night, let me just

finish what I'm saying, right? You're mad. I'm mad. I'm going, why would they ask me? Because everyone's doing it, right? Who? Like Randall Park. John Cho.

John Cho. Everyone gets invited. Everyone. But those are serious. I'm going to be a mad man. No, they're not. And I never get asked. I can do it.

Watch. Let's do one. Hold on, one second. Look into your single. And let's do a real. Give me the line, though. No, let's do a real stop Asian hate. But give me the lines.

I need someone written out for me. OK, well, let me feed you some stuff and you figure it out. OK. So you got to say, hey, it's me. It's Bobby Lee. Hi, OK. Let me just give you everything and you can put it together. Can I just do it?

Yeah, do it in real time. Hey, this is Bobby Lee. And I'm a comedian. I wouldn't say that, right? People say what they are? For you, you'd have to. Because they would see you and go, who the fuck is that? Right, right, right, right.

Hi, I'm Bobby Lee. And I'm a podcaster and comedian. And sometimes actor. And this day and age and this climate. In this day and age and this climate. I'm getting sick and tired. I'm sick and tired of Asian-Americans. Kung-Flu.

I can't help myself. I can't help myself. Kung-Flu. That's why they can't have you. Because even though you're going to make a joke about it, they're never going to publish that. But I thought, I thought, the reason why they don't ask me, right, I literally thought, is because I

know too many white people. You're friends with too many whites. I'm pretty much, I think, maybe white. So this morning, this is what I did. Your circle of Asians is very small. The people you live with, and that's it. But what I do this morning, this morning, I woke up early, before 9, and I called an Asian guy.

Who? My friend Jean. OK. So I go, what's going on? Just to check in. And he goes, what's going on? It's early. I go, you want to have breakfast?

No. Yeah. I drove to Larchmont. To have breakfast? With my Asian friend. What Chinese food places do you guys go to? We just went to an Asian place. I figured you would go to an Asian place.

No, we went to Creation. Create? Korean? No, Creation. It's fucking juices. Oh, it's like bowls and stuff. Yeah, but not sushi tuna bowls. Like Boba and stuff.

No, that's not Boba, dude. It's just like regular juice that you would get. Oh, like bim, bim, bap, and all that stuff. Yeah, it's hard, bim, bap. We went to a Korean place. It's fucking asshole. So I'm sitting there right, and I'm like, you know, because I'm literally thinking to myself,

I'm switching it. Oh, you're going to now only hang out with Asians. I want to start reaching out so that I can get invited. Not because you actually like these people. I just want people to ask me to do these PCA. So I asked them, I go, I was uncomfortable, but I go. PSA. Is it PSA?

I think it's PSA. Is it? What's PCA? I don't know. Well, what would you guess the acronym would stand for? PCA? What would that happen? Public, consumer, whether it's PCA, advertisement.

Isn't it public service announcement? That's what it is, PSA. I fucked it up. No, but your PSAs are, oh, your personal care assistant. That's what you want. Look, that's Bobby on the right. That's why I don't get asked during breakfast I go. So do you get, in the last couple months,

are you been, because he's in the business, I go. Are you getting attacked? No, are you involved in protests and this and that? He goes, this is what he says to me. He goes, no, I was in Hawaii with Adam Levine. I go, he's more white than I am. Then how is he getting invited? Nice, so he's not either.

But he's not a comedian. Yeah, but he's a, what is that? Oh yeah, Elf ears. Oh yeah. Kalilah sent me this, by the way. I don't know. And she sent me to me too, and I love it. Elf ears are trending in China right now.

People are undergoing surgery to get them. And you know what? Yeah. This is dope. So Bobby can't make fun of you anymore for your ears. But I only have one elf ear. Show the one elf ear. Take off your headphone and show the one elf ear.

Yeah, yeah. See, that's what they've been. So weird, so weird. Look, it is an elf ear. Yeah. You know, people are shaving the corners to make them look more elf-ish. You could be a good elf.

I think you should. Your attitude is so stinky. What did I do? That. What's your deal? What's going on with you? What's going on with you? Nothing.

Did you congratulate her on her graduation? No. It's not that big of a deal. Because I did it. Yeah, you did it. Graduate college. If I can do it. Anybody can do it.

Pete, Pete, did you graduate high school? Yes. No way. I know. Did you really, Pete? Yeah, yeah, of course. What high school did you go to, Pete? It's like asking Lenny for mice and men.

Did you go to high school? Where'd you go to high school, Pete? Glendora High School. Where's Glendora? Is that inland? It's inland about 20 minutes east of Pasadena. Wow, this doesn't matter at all, this conversation. He looks like a guy that would like to just kill time,

crush mice in his hands. He does. Yeah, he does. I took care of the mice. Pete, you're a lovely guy. What year did you graduate high school? 2004. Did your parents give you anything when you graduated?

Yeah, we had a big party. But did they give you money or a gift? Yes. They did. What did they give you? Like cash. How much, Pete? I don't remember.

A bunch of relatives gave me cash. Did you get money when you graduated? I got a car. You got a car? Yeah. Fucking brat. What did you get when you graduated? We ate at the Korean barbecue.

Chosun. Chosun. You don't have a spa tonight, Saturday? I don't. Took off tonight. My mom and dad are in town. It's Father's Day, by the way. Happy Father's Day.

I know your dad is dead, but mine's not. I actually have two of them. Stepdad and a regular dad. Here's your dad. No. You want to wait? Wait, no, he's not. Wait about five years?

Your dad isn't even this. Your dad is. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Your dad's in the wind. Yeah. Your dad's dead. You got a dead dad. I know.

Dead dad. Andres, you have a dead dad or a real dad, or a live dad? A live dad. What about you, Pete? A live dad. What about you? A live. You know what?

Loser. I know I'm a loser. But guess what now? What? When your dad's die, who's going to be gleeful? You are. You are. Yeah, yeah.

And I'm going to spit right in your face. You know what? Hey. I'm going to say your dad, dad, right in your face. My dad's going to live so much longer. I know. He's going to live for a long time. He's a terrible person.

And that's the. No, he's not. He's a great dude. Yeah, yeah, a real bad guy. He's a great dude. Yeah, yeah, look what he raised. A piece of fucking garbage. Don't be mad, because your dad's dead.

I'm going to go golfing with my alive dad. We're going to have so much fun. We're going to go get food. He's going to have a heart attack tomorrow, like Erickson. But he, Erickson lived, not your dad. You think he's going to die like your dad? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And be ground up into sand and be on someone's mantle?

Yeah. Where is your dad right now? He's in the garage. Is he really? Yeah, the bottom half. Oh. You kept the bottom and your brother. But that's what happened.

Yeah. God bless the dead. Your father was a great man. And. He literally wasn't. He wasn't? No, he was violent. But let's pretend.

OK. But great guy. God bless the dead. Yeah. And I'm sorry that your dad's not around. Yeah. And you know what? You're just going to be a good dad,

and you're going to do all the things that he never did. Do you want to tell everyone the good news? Yeah. That you're having a baby? Do you want to tell people? I told you not to. Well, all right. I thought we wanted to.

She doesn't even know. You're having a baby? OK, we want to talk about it. Dude, we want to talk about it. Yeah, but I fucking told you not to do that. OK, we'll talk about it. They'll blank it out. They can cut it out.

Yeah, but I don't want anyone to fucking cut it out. You guys have to cut that out. We'll cut it out. Andres, so good to go with the bib. We'll cut it out. I'm sorry. I have a fucking, she fucking. OK, pretend you don't know.

Can you pretend you don't know? Yeah, yeah. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. We're not having a baby. You guys fucked it up, because that could have been really good. That could have been good. Yeah, but then him saying.

It fucked it up. It fucked it up. You can't trust Spaniards, dude. No, you fucked it up a little bit, too. No, I was. You should have played it a little bit better. But I was playing it in this weird vague. Because we could have fucked her up.

No, no, no, it was vague. We could have made it seem like she, wherever we could. Didn't you still think it might have happened? Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, but we could have really dug it in. I know, but I pretended like it was a joke, and then she thought in her head, well, he's just doing that. My acting was good, though, huh?

No, you did a good job. We were pretty good, huh? Yeah, yeah. What's the new job that you got, will you tell everybody, another acting job? They're doing a movie? No, they're doing a limited series. On what? I don't know what it is.

No, what network is on Netflix? Oh, it's on HBO. Wow. What are you doing on that show? I play a fucking podcaster. No shit. They didn't need another one? What do you mean?

They didn't need, like, another one with you? No, because the podcaster is with the two girls on the show. Maybe they need another guy. They didn't. Ask them! No, because it's like, let's say, let's say I'm, just listen to me, OK? Just hear me out, right? Let's say I'm in the 60s, late 60s, and I work for a college,

and I need to put on a show. What city? I'm in Wisconsin somewhere, right? Milwaukee. You? Just whatever, dude. Let me just listen to my scenario, right? A Korean guy in Wisconsin in Milwaukee.

Yeah, and I'm like, I need to get a band to play our school, but I can't afford Simon and Garfunkel, so I'm going to hire Simon. I'm Simon. No, I'm Simon. I'm Simon. No, I'm definitely Simon. I'm Simon, you're Garfunkel. And so they ask Simon to do it.

I'm Simon. And they go, Garfunkel, we don't have the budget for him. Diamond's on the shoals of our fucking shoes. I'm Simon. No way. I'm Simon. Dude, I'm sure. You're our Garfunkel.

No, you're not. You're Sonny. You're Sonny. No. Sonny died. Yeah, I'm Sonny. A tree killed Sonny. You're Sonny.

No, you're Sonny. I'm definitely Sierra, dude. No, you're not. You're not pretty enough. Yeah. You're not pretty enough. I'm Tina. No.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, no, you're not the abuser. No, I am Bobby. I am Bobby. Who's Bobby? Bobby Brown. Bobby Brown? Did Tina Turner?

Oh, Tina, I'm thinking of Whitney Houston. No, I'm Bobby Brown. I am Bobby Brown. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And I'll beat the shit out of you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You bitch. Honestly, though, like in Wham, I'm George Michael.

You're the, no one even knows the other guy's name. That's who you are. Who's the other guy in Wham? I don't know Wham. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, because I'm under 50. You're definitely the second. I'm the first.

You really think that? I'm the first. Maybe. I think Garfunkel thought he was the first. He walked around going, you know what I mean? No, no, no. I'm the first, right? No, well, Andrew Ridgely.

Yeah, Andrew Ridgely. And he was the other guy in the duo. The other guy in Wham, yeah, yeah. I feel, what is he, shooting heroin? I mean, he must be feeling real bad. No, what do you mean he's Keith Cash and Chex? I know, you know who I feel bad. How much is Andrew Ridgely worth?

Type that in. That guy's Cash and Chex. But you know who I feel bad for in terms of music? Who? Pete Best. Why? You know who that is? Why do you feel bad for Pete Best?

You know who that is? No. Then why would you ask? I have no idea who that is. All right, so. 30 million laughing all the way to the bank. So let me ask you something. Yeah.

So Pete Best, right, was the original drummer for the Beatles. Oh, before Ringo, huh? Before Ringo. And Pete Best goes, guys, I'm going to go to art school. And they're like, Pete, please. Drum with us. Yeah, and he went to art school. That guy.

Where is he now? I mean, what happened to Pete Best? What happened to Pete Best? Damn, that's so sad. It's sad. And they kicked. And then they were like, well, now you're fucked. Then they got Ringo, right?

And then they blew up. The biggest band of all time. Having survived depression in a suicide attempt. Yeah, makes sense. He is now a contended family man who tours the world with his own group, Pete Best Band. His story began in India, where he was born to an Indian medical student, a British Army

captain in Liverpool. Wow, so he's touring the world now. Let's look up Pete Best tour dates. Can we go to ppbest.com and see if some of this tour date? Would you go to a Pete Best show with me? I would have killed myself. He thought about it, he tried. I know.

He's a family man now. That's an old, that's a Jerry Seinfeld joke that I loved. What? These guys that attempt suicide, and they don't complete the task, and he goes, that's just one more thing they're not good at. That's a funny joke. That was a great joke.

That was a very dark Seinfeld joke. By the way, I have a famous musician story. I hung out with fucking Maynard James Keenan of Tool. When? I just went to his restaurant. Me and Rogan went to his restaurant in Arizona. He has a winery in Scottsdale we went to. Two nights in a row, it's fucking awesome.

You like Tool? You a fan? I listened to all their albums. Well, the new one is great. We hung out all night. Saw our comedy, loved us. Seven pet tempest, but with seven tempest. Seven tempest?

Seven. That song is great. It was great. And he fed us wine and told us how he homemade champagne. Interesting cat. You know, I'll be honest with you. And he said he's a big fan of the show. Of what?

Of Bad Friends. Don't lie to me, man. I'm lying. I know he didn't. Yeah, he had no idea who I was. He never heard of me in his entire life. But he knows you now. He thinks my name is Anthony.

But I'm a huge fan of his. Now, he was very cool, man. It makes me jealous. That shouldn't. You hung out with fucking Kate Blanchett and Jamie Lee Curtis and Edgar Ramirez. And what do you mean? I went and had pizza at fucking Maynard's restaurant.

How much do you think her haircut costs? $150. How much is it? $300. $300 to do that. You could do that. I could do that at home. Me and you should do that.

$300. Bad Friends. We'll do $200. We'll do $225. $225. Pete, you get your haircut for $25? Yes. Where?

Wait, let's guess. Let's all guess where Pete gets his haircut from. Supercuts. You say supercuts? What do you say? I don't know anything. I know Floyd's. Okay, Floyd's?

Yeah, I. You change your answer. Floyd's. Floyd's. What do you say? Bob's Jr. Bob's Jr. Bob's Jr's a great haircut.

That's a great haircut place. I said they all close, but there's still a couple around. Yeah, there's one on Pico. I'm going to guess Fantastic Sam's. I think his wife cuts it. My wife cuts it. You pay your wife to cut your hair? No, I don't pay her.

You said $25. Wait, Kalyla and I got a haircut today, and I paid for both of them, $250. Is it yours? Because it's just a haircut. Oh, is that why? It's just a haircut. Wait a minute, wait a minute.

$250? I got streaks. How much, yours costs $100? My guy's the best. $100? Great. You didn't do anything different to your hair. It looks the same.

It doesn't look the same. You said my face looks thinner. Your face does look thinner. Then that's it. But he just shaved the side of your head. Yeah, but he also does. What? He does cross cuts.

For $100? Yeah. Cross cut what? I know, what do they call they? How do they chop, chop, chop? Layer it? They layer it, yeah, yeah. A $100 layering job?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's, there, really? Yeah. All right, if there's someone out there that wants to start cutting Bobby's hair, please let us know. Yeah. Because $100 is.

Well, you probably cost, when you get a $20. Thousands. Because there's not a lot of hair to cut. Not a lot of hair to cut. Yeah, yeah. It's like six or seven bucks. Yeah.

But I don't pay $100. Yeah. That's insane. You could spend a thousand on your eyebrows though. Are you jealous? No, your eyebrows are disgusting. Are you jealous because your eyebrows don't exist? Yeah.

Look at your little thin bullshit eyebrows. So they blend into your face. It's beautiful. You know what, I just don't think you, I think you should keep it like that so you don't accent your eyes. That's the problem. You don't want to show those things off.

My beautiful eyes? Those little beady holes that you've got. All right. That looks like something. Cancel, cancel yourself. Oh, really? Oh, yeah. Oh, cancel myself?

Yeah, cancel yourself. Because I said you have beady eyes? Yeah. That's not even a fucking ethnic slur. You want to say, you want to say gook eyes? Of course I do. That's what you want to say. But I can't say it.

Yeah, you can't say it. Because the New York Times will say he called one of his good friends, the G word. Say it, say it. I can't. One, two, three, what? Oh, I thought you were going to say it. Thank you for being a bad friend.

No. Oh, what? I thought you were going to say the G word. No. One, two, three. Goo. I asked Rick Glassman if he wants to direct the bottoms of Turtle Island.

OK, so I have a proposal for you for real. Yeah, does that hurt? Oh, is Andrea going to direct it? Well, let me give you something real. Yeah, yeah. Do you know who Steve Howie is? I love Steve. You know him.

Oh, I love him. I did a show with him. I pilot with him once. OK. He reached out to me because a friend of his has a script for Bottom of Turtle Island, and they want to shoot it. Wait, wait.

Based on our description of the show? Yeah, like he put it together. Do you know what I mean? Are you being real? I am beyond serious. But they actually have a budget, and they actually are willing to shoot this in Hawaii with us. About the Bottom of Turtle Island.

I swear to God. Really? I swear to God. Wow. So ridiculous. They want to do it. Really? Yes.

Would Jules be? Yes. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, you're in it. What do you mean? What do you mean? You're the second look at this? It's you.

You're the lead. It's you. I don't know how to act. You're doing it right now. You're doing it right now. You're acting like you want to be here sometimes. Yeah. We're doing it.

I'm dead serious. Wow. Who's going to direct it? That's up for us to decide, I think. Let's think, though. Do you like Andres? I think Andres can do it. But you think he's good enough?

Let's do it. We have to do it. Just for a second. Because it can't be good. No. We want it to be bad. All right, Andres, you're hired. Thank you, guys.

No, but Andres, come in here. Do you want to see him in here? Yeah. He's down there on camera. All right, so Andres, stay down there. Stay there in the camera. OK. All right.

Let me ask you something, all right. What would you bring to the movie? Sell us. Enthusiasm. We're taking a coffee meeting with you right now. Sell us on the fact that you want to be the director of the film. Go ahead.

Look, guys. Little guys? No. You start off with an insult? Oh, shit. Fuck you. Look, guys. My movie, The Devil Below, is number three on Netflix

right now. Because who? I promoted it. That's what I'm saying. This team works. Oh. Good twist. Good sound.

So tell me, what can you bring to the film that other directors couldn't? Well, I know you guys well. For example, I know that Bobby probably doesn't want to do too many takes. OK. That's not true. First of all, listen.

That sounds valid. No, at the end of the day, we would be directing it. He can be on the. Well, you want him to DP it? No, he'll be the director. But obviously, we're going to be like, you're shooting everything on medium? No, get a fucking wide.

So we're going to boss him around. Yeah, we'll boss him around. OK. So how many directors can be bossed around in Hollywood? That's true. This is interesting. This is interesting. So are you willing to let us boss you around and push

you around on set and also step on your shot list and also deny almost every request that you have? Don't I do it every week? Andreas, and this is what's going to happen. This is actually really good. This is what we're doing a take in the movie, right? Yeah. Andreas, give me a note, an acting note.

And this is what I'm going to respond with. Well, let's finish the scene and then he can tell us, all right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. We have to get down there immediately or they're going to kill us. Would you suck my dick again? Fine. All right.

Cut. That was good, Bob. That was really good. Thanks, man. Honestly, man. Killing it today. What's up, what's up? That was great, but can you put a little more like emotion

when you look at Andrew in the eyes? You know, like you feel it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Can we get a cup of coffee? Yep. Coming up. That's exactly what I'd say. Yep.

Coming up. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Fancy. Maybe you do have the job. And then he comes back with a coffee. We've already done nine more takes. We already kept going. Yeah, yeah, we kept going.

Let's go. Keep rolling, right? Let's do this in a runner. How many coffees do we send him to go get? All every time. All day. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Who needs a cup of background?

Do you need coffees? Yeah, they make him get coffee for background. Right. But this is a real proposal. We have a proposal to actually shoot the bottom of the Turtle Island. That's amazing. It's a real thing.

Yeah, so how many characters are in it? That's the thing. This is very isolated. Yeah, let me ask you something. I forget because how did we get on the island? Well, you were working in your, you were working, you went home to eat ramen below the Chinese restaurant that you.

That's right, that's right. And you go to sleep. And when you wake up, you're under sand in the island. Remember? That's right, that's right. And so we wake up there and we don't reveal that mystery yet. Right. Is this a short or we're doing a full feature?

I think it's 125 minutes. We could fill 125 pages. He said, we'll shoot half of it. Wow. I do have a script. I'm going to send it to you for real. Are you being real? I swear to God, this is real.

This guy just, so he listened to bad friends. Howie called me. Steve Howie. Yeah. Who's the shit? And he said, hey, you know, he played a little catch up and he goes, I have a weird request. I have a friend who's a fan of the show.

He has a script. They have a budget. They actually have money to shoot this in Hawaii. And if you guys want to do it, we can do it. So I called the guy. 100%. I called the guy and I said, is this, are you for real? He goes, I swear to God.

And he sent me the materials. And he said this week, will you talk to Bobby about it? And I said, well, we'll talk about it on the show. Wow, this is going to become a reality. So what's the budget though? I think they all turned in their permits for money. And then it's like $100. Right.

Let me ask you something. Could we? We're going to lose money on it, but it's going to be fun as fuck. Oh, yeah, because we won't get paid. No, no, there's no way. No. Yeah, you won't get paid.

And then we. You have to take a boat to get to Hawaii. Yeah, yeah. But for makeup and special effects, I already know the woman I want to use. OK, fine. Jen Espinall. OK, it's locked.

It's whatever we want. They want to work with us. Jen Espinall. OK. She's won some awards. But she was SNL. Now, be real. We can't afford someone that's won awards, dude.

No, but she's a friend. We're working on a shoestring budget. She did SNL for 20 years back in the day. She is not doing this. And then she did mad TV when I was on for like 15 years. We can't ask her for a favor. She's a real. She's real.

No, Jen Espinall will do it. She will. Yeah, and she's great at prosthetics and special effects. Imagine her listening to this in her car being like, no. No. I'm making Jen Espinall do it. OK. Because that's where the money will go.

I'm asking. The money will go there. Well, the money has to go to editing and all that shit. And cameras. How do we get her to look like that? She kind of looks like that. Yeah, that's true. That's not a lot.

Actually, you know what? Yeah, yeah. Well, we just have to grow out your fingernails and dye them yellow. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But this is going to come to fruition. Yeah, that's amazing. Those that sleep will die first.

That's what they say, you cannot sleep. Yeah, that's amazing. It's a great story. And the fans want it. It's so fucking funny. The fans want it. It's ridiculous. I think it's going to happen.

In between all the other stuff that you've got going on, we do need to make this happen, for real. I would not work again to make this happen. Really? 100%. OK. This right here is going to ruin our career. It'll be, it's dead.

But I have to see it through. It's one of those things like, if it dies, it dies. But what would this really, truly, this could be one of those. Like this is like us sucking each other's, there's a lot of big sucking in it. But that's, is that in the script? I think so. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's 2021, dude. People are down for cool shit like that now. I know. But isn't there, like, let me just say, when we're in the bottom, isn't there a lot of guys in there? We're all, there's a lot of Kalini shit going on. Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah. There's a lot of men blowing each other. Caligula. Caligula, tons of Caligula. Yeah, Caligula. But the cool thing about what's going on right now, societally, is that who's going to get mad at us for doing shit like that on film?

Let's try to, but let's try to make it great. We're going to make it really good. No, I'm being real. So am I. Yeah, yeah. I want to do, I want to make this movie. Yeah, let's make it great. Here, there's only one point of contention.

What? The guy said, we love you guys, but we also know globally we want to sell tickets. OK, here's where the, here's, let me just say, guys, here's where the slam is. He's going to slam me, and it's going to hurt, but I have a slam back. So honestly, honestly, I'll only do it

if Bill Burr plays your part. OK. And if Ken Jeong plays your part, then I'll do it. All right, so we're not going to be in it. Slams aside, we do have to do the whole thing in Chinese because they need to sell this to China. OK, OK, OK, OK, OK. OK, that's the slam?

No, that's a you slam. No, I'm just saying, do we have to talk like that? We have to talk like that. Or they can just get a guy to dub it. No, the Chinese guy. That'd be funny. But this doesn't need to sell overseas. OK, no one's going to, let me ask you something.

Our audience is huge in China. I know, but I'm huge. No, they're not. Yes, we have a ton of Chinese fans. When I was in fucking Hungary, I was testing it out. Hungary is in China? No, but I went to, I tested it out. I went to, there's this place where there's a Ferris wheel

and escape orders and all these young kids hanging out. That's where the Chinese are. No, in Hungary, I got recognized for a month and a half twice from fucking bad friends. Hungary twice. That's not our market. That's not our market. Yeah.

Our market is Ireland, Philippines, China. Yeah. Korea? Not really. Yeah, yeah, yeah. If I'm being honest, it's mostly China. All right. Speaking of which, did you see John Cena speak in Chinese?

No. What? No. Can you play this clip? Can you play John Cena? You don't know this? No. He called Taiwan, fuck, I'm going to fuck it up.

John Cena speaks, no, that's not it. John Cena apologizes in Chinese. Hello, China, I have to say that I've done a lot of interviews in the U.S. He's doing a lot of interviews. So in one interview, I had a mistake. If I could use Chinese, all the people in the U.S. can give me a lot of information.

How come this doesn't work for information? A lot of information. I have one mistake. I have to say it's very, very, very, very important. A hundred and one means very important. I love and respect China and the Chinese people. I'm very, very sorry about my mistake. I'm sorry.

He's very sorry. He said it five times. Again, he really doesn't respect the Chinese people. Yeah, they can't fuck up fast and they're serious. Right. What he did was he called Taiwan. What did he say about Taiwan? Go back.

I was just mesmerized that he could speak Chinese that well. Yeah, it was fucking real. Starling to me. You know, I've done two sketches with him. Do you ever see that? Do you ever see 24? Here, John Cena apologizes because we referred to Taiwan as a country.

Can I promote my own shit? This whole show. Yeah. If you go to YouTube, 24 with Bobby Lee and John Cena. Have you seen it? Yeah. Yeah. Thank you for being a bad friend.

That's it. That's a good outfit. Woo, yeah, woo, yeah, woo, yeah, woo, yeah, woo.