Bad Friends - The Filipino Fridge Stockers

Episode Date: March 16, 2026

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Andrew Santino. com. You two are bad friends. Who are these two idiots. White dude and an Asian dude. You two are disgusting. Oh, you two or something. We're bad friends.

Oh. Are you wearing a barstool sports shirt? What? What is going on? What is going on with you? Did you order that online? No, it's the first sweater that I saw. Island girls, it's the island girls.

Yeah, yeah. Island girls, it's the island girls. He was in my house? Yeah. It was in her closet. Is that my sweatshirt? I think so. Yeah.

Also, can I just say something right now? You're wearing my talking heads shirt? What is that? The cat one? No, the talking heads. It's a talking heads on. It's a band. You never heard of the talking heads?

No. Okay. But the other day you were wearing it. Oh, I didn't notice. Oh, you can wear it. But anyway. Who does your laundry? Their mom.

Well, then, it's tense. Oh, that's true. That's true. No, you put like a lot of shirts in a plastic bucket and you said you can have this. There's no way that. Why would I be wearing it? Because you stole it out of my closet, baby. Why would I steal it?

I don't even know the band. We don't even go in your room. Yeah. You don't go in my room ever. No, because you cover it up. You're so scared of us going inside. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You poo, no?

No. You pee downstairs. What? I sometimes poo. You pooed in my bathroom. I can tell. Well, you're... Yeah.

There's like a coconut oil. The seed. You slip right off. I slip right off of it. Why, do you have a Japanese toilet? Yeah. You have a toadot? Yeah, I do.

So then you like to use that. It greets you when you go in. Welcome. Do you spray your butt? Yeah. With the water? That's spray. is mine. You're not allowed.

No, no, no, we're not sharing that spray. All right. Touching your butt. That spray is on reserve. It's not unlimited water. I put an extra, a special 02, you know what I mean? Arawan water. I use Arawon water for that spray and there's limited amount on there. That's crazy. I still have old school manual toilet. I have the top tank. I have to pull down up. Oh, you do? And that gravity's got to take it.

I have two styles. I have that and I always just have a hole in the ground. A hole in the ground? Yeah, yeah. Which you're used to. You're back, baby. Back. Yeah, yeah. How long were you gone for?

Um, like, I'm not sure. You don't even know. Yeah, yeah. I don't even know. Yeah. You know, the other day you said something, and it really, there was the first time where I was like, maybe my behavior is wrong. Hmm. What did I say?

So your mom. Say something more often, by the way, if that's, that's the case. Yeah. So you're, what is that about? You said, you said, because you're doing all the work? Yeah. Okay. Okay.

All right. You know, I want to apologize to everybody right now, right? Please. Everyone on the show, Andrew does 95% of all work. 97. Whatever. 100%. I'll give you 100%.

I do 3%. Yeah. Oh, yeah. You do 3%. All right. You guys do all the work, all right? And I apologize right now, out front. All right.

I'm lazy. Yeah. I have no idea what is going on. Yeah. Right? And if you, I would fuck it up if you got me involved. I agree. You're right.

So that's why I'm not involved. I'm allowed to go. It's annoying that you X, Y, Z, and you're allowed to go, but it's me, baby. I know. It happened. But if I was a train builder, right, they'd be like, yeah, the problem is there's no engine in it. Right. And I'd be like, my bad, you don't want me to do that.

But you would get the whole town to just push the train for you. You would somehow be like, push that train. Push that train. And they would push the train. The whole town, these two. Yeah, they would do it. Yeah, only these two. So the thing I wanted to say that I was very mindful about it at Issa is that, you know, your mom was

talking in Tagala. Bisaya. Bissaya. Whatever it is. Tagalu, right? Yeah, whatever. Tagalog? Yeah, yeah.

Tagalog? Tagalog. Tagalog. What's Tagaloo? Nothing. It is now. So anyway, she said, you know, whatever the language.

And they were talking to you, she was talking to you guys. And I was just walking by and went, but I got, but like, right? And then you seriously looked at me and goes, stop doing that. You saw that.

right? You're racist. Oh. Oh. And I went to my room, right? No, at first I looked at you, go, no, it's not. And then I went to the room, I laid in the bed, and I went, Andrew's really rubbing off on me. You are. You're a bad influence, dude.

No, no, but I... That is some dumb shit I would do in your house. Yeah, but I literally thought. thought about it and I went, it is racist. It's not. It's not. It's done with love. Okay, I'm going to keep doing it. Yeah, I'm going to keep doing it.

Do it like every day. I do. I was like, oh, I have to speak up. And I was like, you're, that's racist. And you're like, no, it's not. And you're screaming at me. Well, how about this? This is how you blend both of these worlds.

Make fun of me. Teach him something to say so that he can respond. I'm trying to learn the language. If I'm going to be Bobby's attorney right now, the reason he does that he feels. that he feels left out. So my client, my client feels left out in his own home. He doesn't want to learn it.

Yeah, you know what? Yeah, yeah. First of all, first of all, order, order. Order, order. He feels left out in his own home. He's got these three women constantly playing puck-pac-pac-pac-pong in the air with words.

He knows none of it. Oh, so I feel like you're teasing me. Yeah, you are. You're talking behind his back. You know what the Puck-Bok-Bak is translated? You know, Bobby's fat. Bobby's fat. Yeah, yeah.

Bobby's fat. Bobby's fat. Bobby has a flat face. Why don't you teach us something so we can learn? Because I would like to learn, and Bobby wants to learn too. Yeah, so I'm just trying to mimic so I can learn the language. I don't think it is racist. How do you say this place is gross?

I know you said that before. I can say, Hugawa did I, that was pretty close. Well, then go live somewhere else. Oh, my God. Wait a minute. Whoa, whoa. I'm trying to help you. Hey, hey, hey, hey, stop.

Go live somewhere rent-free somewhere else. Oh, my God. It's crazy that you somehow turn to ask. And also here's what I do. Uh-oh. Oh, my God. Yeah. Here's what. Google Filipino hostels and see if his address comes up.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Do I not do this? I'll overhear you say. This is true. Oh my gosh. No. I over hear you say, yeah, I went to a store and I'm just trying to do your right accent. That's good. That's somehow more racist than the pock box. I know. And I couldn't, there was a dress I wanted, you know, it was $90 or whatever. I think it could. or whatever, what does Uncle Bob do for you? Breaks out the cash. You gave me $100. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I think that's, I'm allowed to go, bha, bop, bop, bop. I agree. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, and you can determine the cost. So every time he does it, there should be like a swear jar, there should be a racist jar at your house. So every time you pop, pop, pop, just put 50 bucks.

Yeah, yeah. Here's another thing that when you said that, that's racist, I looked at you, I looked at you, and you were laying on the couch, and you did one of these faces like, finally somebody said it which means that you've been thinking about it for years years no years years years and years for years

yeah I apologize look at that yeah but it's not gonna stop no no no no well mama mama thinks she's like a slave to Tito Bobby yeah she's like yeah because oh my did I call her slave you did you said you were gonna whip her ah well Bob I don't know if that's good.

You're like, when I get home, I'm going to whip you. How do you say indentured servitude in Filipino? Okay. In this context, though. And you would let her sleep outside. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. In the cat house? All right.

Yeah, the cat house. Talk to Ari. So can we let's, can we go, can we go back a little bit? Yeah. I'm sorry we're taking so much time on this, but I need to get this out. This is important. Don't you think it is? All right.

So let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's. Talk about context. Yeah. Context is important. It's everything. It's everything. Context is everything. Isn't it?

Yeah, it is. It sure is. Tell that to Whoopi Goldberg, who's in the Upseat files. I wasn't his girlfriend. Ellen. Ellen. Ellen, yeah, yeah, yeah. So here it is, okay.

You guys were gone for a full 24 hour. He was lonely. No, that's not what it was. No? I was fine with it. Okay. Let them go. Let them go.

Let them go. Let my people go. But do the business first. Ah. Right. So I go to my house. It's going to sound like. It sounds bad already.

It's going to sound weird on my part, but okay, I'm in the shower. They're gone for a night, right? I get out of the shower and I open up the towel, right? Cabinet. Cabinet. No towels. Oh, my God, the blasphemy. Right?

And then I look at all the, you know, where I hang the towels. No hang towels. Wow. So then I had to go to the. hamper, right, and get a dirty towel. Whoa. Yeah, yeah. That was used yesterday.

That's no, yeah. Can I just say something right now? I don't think anyone's on my side right now. I'm on your side. And what I want to say to you is you are on my side is that, yeah. Do you not check to see if there's a towel prior to showering? No, because I just assume she's here. I'm going to open it up and there's going to be a stack of, now.

But like, right. There's another towel cabinet. Why didn't you check that? Those, those are hand towels. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're a hand towel. You're not that. You're not that big of a guy. You're not that big of a guy.

What? You could use a hand towel on a little body. Well, Govi got you skinny dog. You're, that's a hand towel body. I understand that, but the fabric is a little different with hands. It is very different. Thank you so much. You're right.

You are right. Here's another thing that happened. Now this is going to sound even worse. Yeah, but it's very important. Okay. Your drinks? Yes. Your Red Bull?

Yes. Someone's been drinking my Red Bull. No, that's not what it is. Someone's been using my towels. That's not what it is. This is your Goldilocks. I wake up the next morning. Little brown bears have stolen my towels and my Red Bull.

And I have a little fridge in my room as one done. Love a little fridge. It's also kind of very art deco-y, like 1950s. It's sexy. It's red. It's cool. It's really cute. Is it not?

And who's allowed in there? What? Who's allowed in that fridge? No one. That's right. Exactly. That's right. But no.

The stalker needs to be there. The one that stalks the fucking fridge needs to be there. Correct. Okay. It is like a hotel. It's a hotel. You're living in a hotel. Yeah.

So I wake up, right? And I'm like, I immediately, the first thing I do, I don't wash my face, drink water or anything. I grab a sugar-free red bowl. Smart. Smart. Dude, you're really on my side. 100%. Yeah, yeah.

You need to wait. Did you ride or die, huh? Always, dog. I love you, you wake up, you need what you need. And what was in that fridge when you woke up? Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. So now what do I have to do? You got to go downstairs. No. Sorry. I have to open up my door. I got to open up my door. Yeah.

28 feet. Yeah. To the fridge fridge. And then I have to, then what else? I have a protector. Yeah. I have a gigantic screen thing where I have to like, you know, a cage inside of your home? Because the cats. I got it. Right. Yeah. Then, you know, and then I have to walk, what, 20 feet? 28. We measured it. 28. 28 feet. To go. 28 feet to go. To go. go to the regular fridge and luckily there was one left in there. Without that though, I'd have to go to the pantry and get warm and get warm sugar-free Red Bull. You know, and this is the kind of shit. Exactly. Let me say something. You know, these people, amen. These people out here are complaining about Iran and it's like, that's bullshit compared to this. This is a big deal.

Whatever happened over there. Yeah, you should. Yeah. Whatever's going on overseas, who cares. Yeah. This should be priority. You understand? This is much more important. So the towels in conjunction with the sugar-free Red Bull, right? That's when I threatened whip. That's right. You know, contentionally, this does make sense.

Yeah, yeah. And I said, I'm going to whip her when she gets back. It was a joke. You know that right. She was scared. I know. Because I actually have a whip. Yeah, that's a little scary.

Yeah, I did some practicing. I had one of those Indiana Jones ones. Yeah. You called that they collide too. And that the client told Mama and she just got so scared. Well, I called her, I go, excuse me, what is going on in this day and age? What is going on? In this day and age?

Yeah, yeah. And so was the problem solved? She came back way late, right? And then she frantically did laundry. Yeah. Yeah, and I didn't whip her. Good. Yeah.

That's a big step. That's a good step. Yeah, yeah. So that's why that happened. So what are you accusing me of now? Nothing. Yeah. That's right.

I let you guys watch black people making love on TV. Oh my gosh. What is that? I don't know what it is. It's a show called insecure. It's so good. By Easter's show. Oh, Easter Ray's show.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I'm. So funny. So black people are making love in your living room. Yeah, yeah. And you have no Red Bull. No, dude. I'm telling you this.

It's worse. We should, we, this needs to be. I'm eating. I'm going to email. email Congress. Yeah, email Congress, dude. Can you get email from Carlos? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

This is nuts. This is nuts. This is nuts. This should go before the Epstein files. 100%. Yeah, yeah. We should focus on this before. Dear Pam Bondi. Yeah, yeah.

You think that stuff's bad? Yeah. No towels, no Red Bull. Yeah. Black love in the living. Here's a third thing, okay? Mm-hmm. The black people making love, okay?

I don't know what it is. Well, we do. I'm playing, but I was playing, I was eating life. What do I like to eat? Life, cinnamon, life cereal. The best. It's the best.

because the milk afterwards is unmatched. Get yourself from cookies to dip. It's the best. Sometimes graham, what's it? Graham crackers? Golden grams. I do like golden grams, but I find that life milk is better than Golden Graham milk.

Golden gram milk is a little too sweet. Yeah. Coco Pebbles milk is good though. Well now we're going back to Black Love. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, but I wasn't doing Coco Pebbles. Now, if I was eating Cocoa Pebbles and I saw Black Love, then it would all match.

But you want to, you were eating cinnamon light. It would be, you know what I'm in the flow state of this. I'm in the black, you know what? Cinnamon life you needed Latino love on TV. Right. Latin love. Latin love. Right.

So I'm eating it and then I don't know what they're watching, right? So I'm eating my, you know what I mean life and then I look over the big, right? And I just see this black guy just pummeling this girl. That's all I don't know what they're watching, right? And I go into the living and go, what is the world is going on around here? All right Turn that off ladies It was unbelievable

Is that your favorite Yeah but the thing is The reason why I think you were so angry by it Was because the guy that was making love And the scene was not one of the hotter guys Is that what bothered you? Yes It's not

It's because to me they're like my grandkids Right And I'm like an old dad And you don't want that watching this kind of stuff What is going on around here? Yeah You know I mean? I mean

She ladies being back The link to this is to a pornography site. So they're putting it up on porn sites now. That's what I'm saying. Scenes from the film. Is it on HBO? Yeah. So they can do.

They do full nudity. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And good for you girls, Black love because it is Black History Month. So thank you for supporting. God bless.

I for one, I'm pro this. I think this is a good. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I was kidding. But in your living room, you don't want to see love making team.

No, it could have been, it could have been, Afghanis making love. It would have been, You know what I mean? White people making love. It doesn't matter. So if they were watching a show

where two white people are making love, you think it would have bothered you? I'd have to be eating weedies. Yeah. Just brand? Yeah. For me to be, oat brand?

Yeah. We eaties. If I was eating, oh yeah, like cinnamon toast crunch, gay. That's old. Yeah, yeah. If they were gay stuff going on,

then that would be good. When you pour it out of the box, it goes, hey. Or fruit loops. Hungry. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Fruit loops.

Fruit loops would be the one, yeah, yeah. So yeah. What is the gayest cereal there is? I think fruit loops. Yeah. Yeah. What's the straightest cereal there is? Oh shit.

That's a good one, dude. Um, what's the straightest manly as? I would say regular Cheerios, no honey nut. Just like wheat Cheerios? Yeah. Miserable. Porage. Oatmeal.

Oatmeal. That's a straight breakfast. Yeah, like steel cut oatmeal. A straight breakfast. With no, you know what I mean? Maple, no raisins, no. Nothing. Nothing.

Just straight up steel. Steel cut oatmeal. Yeah, yeah. Black coffee. Yeah. And a banana. Yeah. And you think a banana?

That's kind of gay. Yeah. That's gay, dude. See, I can't get rid of it. It just lives with me. Yeah, yeah. Fruit loops, jam. Tea.

Yeah. That's a gay. What kind of tea? What kind of tea? Earl Gray. English breakfast? Ooh, either or. Hey.

Hey, sweetie, what kind of tea do you want this morning? Why don't you gray me up? It's a gray day. What about English breakfast? You know I like British boys. Yeah, I know you do because I'm British. Hello? Yeah, anyway.

We're good at going gay. Yeah. We couldn't figure out a straight breakfast. That's how gay we are. I know. We were like, what do straight guys even eat? Yeah. I don't know.

Yeah, we're straight. This time around You know what these girls are? Erbal or matcha My wife with the matcha What's all about the matcha? You know what the matcha does? Masha's so good

Your breath stinks No it does it. Yes, it's Yoda's breath. Yes Yeah, yeah Masha I had Yeah Towel no more there are

Masha makes your breath stink And coffee? What? Okay, coffee, breath is bad, but matcha breath exponentially worse because macha has that earthy, it gets stuck

back there. Yeah. It's gross, dude. I see like earthy breath sounds good. No. No, I don't like earthy breath. No, not earthy breath. Like minty breath. Minty breath. Yeah, minty breath. So yes, so like herbal minty, good breath. Yeah. Fine. Here's another thing she does is she doesn't get like normal macho.

She has to make it. So does my wife. Every day I hear. Like grinding it out. Like, like, like, like, yeah, all that stuff. Every day. Just get it at Starbucks. Just buy it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just buy it.

Postmates it. Support the local economy and buy it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He'll buy it for you. Yeah. You have to go to NIMPTAC2 or whatever land. They get that much. Nimtacu.

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I don't honestly, that's so embarrassing. Let's go about coffee too. It's like you coffee even the way they make coffee. It's just get the powder and just stir it. Folders it. Folders it. It folders it. Yep. Not you. You got to get the cylindrical thing where you have to, you know what I mean? You know what I'm saying? The drip. Not just the drip. The one that's, don't talk to me like that. Dude, as soon as her sister's here, she gets real tootie. I know. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Her confidence goes through the roof. She becomes a little bully. Bullying me right now. Oh, my gosh. Let me tell me. Yeah. She's been screaming at me. The entire week.

She's been a bully. Oh my gosh, literally. Name me some. I've learned, it's like so normal to me now that I've learned not to even like react to it. And she's like, there would be like I would accidentally throw her sanitizer on the floor of her car. like, don't fucking talk that there you bitch.

And I'm like, okay, chill. Rudy. That car has to be protected. So grumpy, baby. Have you seen your car? Yeah. It's dirty. I can't believe it works.

You think it's a bends? I can make it dirty, not other people. Whoa. So you yell at her and you say, don't put that there, you bitch? Yeah, yeah. And then do you ever say, sorry, I just don't like stuff on the floor. You just let that ride. No, she just laughs right now.

She's a bully. Yeah, yeah, you're a bully. Even last night, well, she was, like, trying to sleep and she was snoring. Yeah, she was, like, screaming at me. Stop snoring. Yeah. What are you snoring so much? Because I haven't been getting a good sleep lately.

Okay, you're allowed to. The one night I slept properly, and she was like, why the fuck are you snoring? Well, you could have a deviated septum, or you could have sleep apnea. Mm-hmm. You could be dying in your sleep and not know it. Yeah. I think I have it. You think?

Yeah, because sometimes I wake up, like, Yeah. That's not good. No. Yeah. I don't. But I definitely. I bet.

I do. I get, I need one. Yeah, yeah. Because I wake up. I'm going to tell you, brother,

it's impossible to sleep with. What, to look like bane? I mean, it's not just that. Because if you get the nose one right, right? It's like,

it's just air coming out of it, right? But like three of the morning, you adjust a little bit and then one of the things comes out, right? And then all the, it's spring in your fucking eye.

Pts. it's the worst. I mean, you look like a cancer patient. Yeah. I mean, put that on. I got to get one. It's so hard.

I got to get one. Yeah. It's good for you. It's probably going to save me from having a heart attack in my sleep. And then the water runs out of the machine, right? So it makes it sound like, oh, like a humidifier.

Yeah, but all the water's gone. So it's now like the whatever the thing is sucking up, nothing. Yeah. You wake up from that and then you're mad. You fill that up. Then you go to the fridge and there's no fucking Red Bull! None! None.

It's crazy. What kind of world do we live in, dude? It's chaos. Mama said sorry. Yeah. And I say, okay. Tell your mom I said, I love your mom. One of the nicest people. She is a nice thing. She's so sweet and funny. She's going to come back on the street. Well, I don't know about sweet. Well, to me. She's sweet to me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She used to be a bully back in her day. I heard. Yeah. Well, what do you think she got it from? I know. And now she's imposing it on her.

So she's going to be at some point. Oh, she's the worst. She'll turn into it. Yeah. I'm a fucking headliner. Don't ever say I'm racist. I'm an international headliner. You're calling me a racist in my face. You're 17 years old. Yeah. So then what would they be?

Micers, open micers in your house? They're not even comics. They're only in the same realm. Well, in this world, they'd have to be if you're a headliner. Yeah. Otherwise, you're just Tito. Yeah. So it's like you're an open micer.

Pay your dues. You got to pay your dues. You got to pay your dues, man. You got to pay your dues. But I will try to curb some. of the racism. I really, no, I'm being real. I'd rather you not. Because when she said it, it felt real. Say it the way you said it. It was funny though. Yeah. Say it the way you said it. That's racist. And he was like, he just screamed at me because, you know.

Very abrupt. That's racist. Yeah. His face was very like. Yeah, it felt like different. I was like, have you ever been racist to him? I have never been racist to him. Never. No, she hasn't. Rudy? I don't even think about it. Rudy's a. Is that racism? No, see, that's all racist. Yeah, yeah. She's so rude to me. No, I'm not.

You're just, here's what you are. Oh, Rudy. It's like, you know, we met on like Craigslist and you're like, can I get a room? Just a roommate. Yeah, roommate, you know what I mean? So we don't have anything in common. It's like, good morning, good morning. You know what I mean?

There's nothing. That sucks. I tried to connect with you. I told you to watch the Knights of the Seven Kingdoms. And you don't want to watch it. So good. What did I say, Jules? What the fuck did I say?

You said you'd wait for the whole episode to be out. Yeah, because I learned my lesson from Game of Thrones. But to connect, we can watch it together. Yeah, we tried with Pluribus. And you said, I don't want to watch it anymore. I love Pluribus. I did too. They stopped watching it.

I go, let's watch. No, no, we don't want to watch. Too scary? It's not boring. No, it's not boring. No, you're boring. Yeah, it's not. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

But this show, I heard it's great. You don't like it because there's white love in it. Yeah. Well, also the, the other day they saw an episode and the all, all three of them were on the couch crying. At what TV show? That show, the new Game of Thrones show. You were crying at this? Yeah.

And then you kind of revealed certain things. No, we didn't. You said somebody died. No, she said something happened. Well, Mama said someone died. Yeah, yeah. Someone died. And I'm like, people die in this?

You can ruin it for me. Yeah, he didn't know anybody. It's like Game of Gros, everyone dies every episode, but I'm like, you ruined it. Spoiler alert. So George R. Martin wrote all this shit. No, these are. Yeah. Yeah, he did.

He wrote the book, right? Oh, he did? But did he write, he didn't write any of the screenplays for this. No, he's a consultant. Which means they call him once in a while. I think he reads all of these ones. But they changed. the fuck out of it. You know that, right?

It's not like the book. They change a lot. Well, they have to, they have to juice it up for TV. Right, right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. How many books has he written in total? I mean, do we have a more prolific writer than this guy that in one category? I mean, truly, though, he's written, published five and seven total planned. I haven't even read five.

But that's just for Game of Thrones. No, that's what I'm saying, five of those. I'm saying not other books. I'm saying just those. How do you have seven books of those in you? How do you find? He's so good. He's so, he's a killer.

Pull up a photo of him, by the way. And this is how you know how you're not a writer. If I ever, I'm like, am I a writer? And then I look at that picture and I go, no, I'm not a writer. What do you mean? I'm a comedian. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Some people are meant, that man is meant to do this.

Yeah. God put him on earth for this thing. What was he, what else was he going to do? Yeah. And when you get old, there's a lot of options, but he chose that option. Yeah. Right? The whimsical one.

The whimsical man. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, because even his clothing is mysterious. I think that's what it is. Right, like his clothing seems like it's of a different time. Do you think he smells good? 100%. I don't know.

Truly, I think. I thought about you the other day. I went into the scent store and I thought about you. Which one on large one? At the row. No, in the row. On the row. The scent store in the row.

Yeah, yeah. Oh, dude. Do you get anything? I got a couple magical things. I know. It's a great story. It's hard to say, the problem is, I used to think, you open my brain, I used to think you gotta have a signature scent,

that's what you smell like, that's who you are. Now, dude, I'm collecting. I'm collecting sense. It's so fun. It's so fun. Because you wanna smell like a different thing today. That's our fantasy. I do, you do, I learn combos from you.

See, it's combo, combo's good, but it's only works to me if a shirt already had the old smell. Yeah. And then you put the new smell with it and then you feel it. If I do two at once two difference, it's harder. Do you put it after? eating the fruit loops. Was that for the students? You're trying to kill for the students?

Do you spread it after eating the fruit loops? In his mind, he was like, this is going to crush. Oh my God. Oh, my God. Please don't cut that out. No, leave it. Can I tell you what I did?

When you told me about La Labo and you have two cents, you wouldn't tell me what it was? The mix, yeah. I went to three Lelabos to ask if you go there. Oh, my God. Yeah, and I couldn't find the one. Yeah, and I go, I do a podcast called Bad Friends. Yeah.

Does a red-headed guy, Andrew Santina ever come in? They're like, no. I mean, we know who he is. He never comes in here. Because I wanted to find that person. That's amazing that you do that. Oh, yeah, because I'm going to find out. Well, because what's funny is when I walk into a place,

like I went to a place that we both frequent, but we're never there at the same time. Yeah. And then I'll order something and they'll go, Bobby ordered that yesterday. What place is, you know? I'll tell you later. Okay, okay, okay. But it is funny because we go to the same spots at different times. But then the guys know.

Alfreds? Huh? Alfreds? No, no. No, no. I'll tell you. I'll tell you. But we go to a little spot.

And they always go, Bobby was just here. Like literally, two hours ago. And I'm like, really? What did he get? Yeah. Just I want to know your order. You know what I was going to do? I was going to do the Oprah thing where I paid for your next pay it forward.

And the guy was like, I don't even know how to do that. Oh, yeah. Because I was like, what if I give you cash? And then he was like, well, then I'll just keep the tip. Yeah. I was like, okay, never mind. Or maybe buy a gift card, but keep it on the side. Oh, the gift card's actually smart.

I should, oh, yeah. Maybe I should have done that. That's smart, actually. Yeah. I buy myself a little gift card for you next time. Yeah, maybe. My little sweet prince. You know, I've been eating the same.

Do you ever get in the meal kicks where you're like, I'm just being eating the same thing all week over and over? Yeah, if I like it, I'm going to keep ordering it. Yeah, so what have you been? Well, lately because it's been cold and rainy, I've had so much ramen. I'm starting to ramen out. Although I know you're more of fah than ramen, right? No, Udon. Udon, that's right.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. A Udon guy, but... I'm ramen down. I'm full on ramen. Mynduck? Huh? Bullduck? Booduck.

No, duck. Booduck. Now, is that racist? That was Korean. Yeah. Yeah. That was pretty racist. It was.

Do you find it... Okay. What's racism? That's a good question. That's a really good... That's a really good... Yeah. I'm actually asking.

Yeah, yeah. We don't. To you. Is that, okay, the thing that I did, is that the most racist thing you've seen me do? No. Okay. I've been to your show. Wait a minute.

You think my stand-up is racist? Kind of. Wow. That's why you have to like, okay, ruffling a few feathers. Does he say that? He does. Like, something like that. Yeah, yeah, I do do that.

You'd say ruffling a few feathers right after you do an individual. American joke? Sorry I'm ruffling a few feathers. But I don't say that in those cases. I say it when it's like the joke is so edgy, it gets more of a groan. When people go, oh. Yeah, yeah, I go, oh, you know what? You're not racist or edgy.

It's fun. Thank you so much. It's fun. What's a joke that you heard him say that made you? I don't want to, because I have a special comment. Oh, that's true. Yeah. Do you, be honest. Do you find me funny on stage? I do find you funny. Okay. Yeah.

You know that. What do you mean? She might have different. She's a Moini fan. I don't know. She's like, I like someone more prolific. Who is your favorite comedian?

She doesn't watch. She don't watch comedy. But if you, but like in your mind, who do you like? I like Quinn Blackwell. You guys don't know her. Kwan Blackwell?

Quinn. Quinn. Oh, Quendelin. Quindlein Blackwell. She does stand-up comedy? No, she's just fun.

She's an action. Yeah, yeah. We talk about stand-up comedy. Well, I don't watch any stand-up comedian. Let me throw you some legendary stand-ups, see if you've heard of them. Yeah. Okay? That's curious.

Yeah, that's a good call. Yeah, your generation. Yeah. Richard Pryor. Unbelievable. Never heard of him. Never even heard of them. Wow.

Wow. Robin Williams. Familiar. Cigini. Yes, he is. Did you do a, are you doing half English? Was that Cigini? You can just say the genie.

Yeah. It's so funny. it's in another language. It's the same. Say genie. Yeah. Just say the genie. It's the genie in Aladdin.

She wizard. He just put a she before any word. She wizard. The gene, he was the genie. How about Eddie Murphy? Familiar. Okay. He's the donkey and Shrek.

I don't believe that. The donkey. See donkey. No, he is the donkey in Shrek. Yeah, he is the donkey in Shrek. I swear to God. Yeah. Yes.

And, and, well, they'll never know Mike Myers. No, no, no, no, you know who that is? He's not a stand-up, though. He's the, he is Shrek. I don't believe that. Okay. What are you queuing on? What is going on?

He was the donkey, he was on Saturday Night Live. George Carlin. No fucking chance. There's no way. No chance. There's no way. Wow, I mean. That's incredible to me.

It's got, here's the problem. It has to touch new generation. So it has to be something, which is why Mike Myers is funny because he would, I mean, did you ever like Austin Powers? Yeah. I don't know what that is. Wow. Wow.

Wow. Dane Cook. That's incredible Sarah Silverman Wow Louis C.K Wow Dave Chappelle

Yeah You know him You've got to know him See because Dave has touched Multiple generations Yeah Wow that's interesting Have you heard of these people?

A couple Probably from us talking about it Over the years She's probably heard some of it Wow So then if you're not in a music though Yeah Like what bands do you like right now

Inform us about Chapel Rhone Not Really. Okay. Why, why not? I don't know. I'm just not that into pop.

Okay, good. Good for you. Yeah, BB they love, though. Who? Bibi. B.B. King? I love him. Bad Bunny.

Oh, yeah. I love him, right? Why do you love him? He's hot. He's so talented. Stop, stop. The first thing they said. He's hot.

Yeah. This is what the youth, they don't give a shit about his music. It's unbelievable to me. They like that he's hot. Yeah. They like that he's a hot guy. All his music is about sex.

Yeah. Look at him. When I was a kid, I liked Joe Cocker. Look up Joe Cocker. Look up Joe Cocker, dude. We didn't do it by fucking, you know what I mean? We didn't buy art. Look at that guy.

Okay? Dude, look at Phil Collins. Yeah, Phil Collins. Wait, do Phil Collins. And somebody wrote, Phil Collins managed to make bangers and was a multimillionaire and was a multimillionaire and dressed like a computer tech salesman. I mean, look at this. Look at this guy.

He looks like he works for Apple. Yeah. And he was a legend. You don't know who Phil Collins is. No. He sings the Tarzan. Yes. Good for you.

Wow. See, you have to touch the generation. You got to touch it right. It's got to be fucking animation then. It's got to be. Well, there. That's McCone, by the way. If McCone starts losing his hair, that's 100% scone.

Phil Collins or Bad Bunny looks wise. Bad Bunny. Okay. All right. So what else? What else is we like? That's interesting. though, that's interesting that you

see the hot part, but you don't really love his music. You just like that. Give me your favorite song. Did me me Pregonto? I love the... Sing it. Sing it. You're being racist. Yeah. You're being fucking racist right now.

How does that feel? It doesn't feel good, does it? I still try. I'm mimicking your language and you're mimicking him and it's all... We're trying to say the lyrics. Yeah. I'm trying to say your language. No, you're not.

Yeah. He's trying to communicate to you. Go back to Phil Collins. I'm going to ask something. I'll question. That one specific photo, the pink one. Such a good picture. That was an album.

All right. If Bad Buddy's music came out of him, would you like it as much? Him speaking Spanish? Yeah. Just suppose that he sang the Bad Bunny music, all right? He sings Starzan all in the internet. He does that, right? He does that, right?

Would you still be like, oh my God, Bad Bunny? That's Bad Bunny. You would like him still? Swing in front of the trees, swinging front of the trees. I'm a part of the time. I swing in front of the trees. Would you? I mean, I would like the music. But you wouldn't like them as...

Yeah. There's no way. He wouldn't... He wouldn't get to play the Super Bowl. That's for sure. He wouldn't play the Super Bowl. No chance. Yeah, yeah.

There's no way, dude. No chance. If Kid Rock sang bad money music, you wouldn't like bad money, the music. That is true. Yeah. 100%. So it's about the looks. It's all about the looks.

It's not art. Give me someone else that you love right now. I like Malcolm Todd. Malcolm Todd. He's so white. Yeah, she doesn't like him. I think he's so cute. Okay, now we're talking.

Now we're talking. I mean, he looks like an indie rock artist. Yeah. And he is. But his music must be good then. Yeah, yeah. Well, no, but look at him with a shaved head there. And the other one, he's, yeah, he's got the sex appeal too.

Oh, yeah, yeah. That's bullshit. See, the other indie picture is for his male fans. So the photographers are like, we got to take some of these so guys can feel that you've got the indie vibe, but then somebody, then a stylist goes, shave your head so we can get the girls wet. That's still, that's what this is.

He's hot, though. You have to sell all the signs. Wait, is that his girlfriend? Gotta be. Yeah. That's the deal. That's the deal. Hmm, interesting.

So you got aesthetics is very important to you. It's number one, apparently, for them. It's not good. No, because it has nothing to do with the art. Art first. Oh, Jogi's very good. Who's Jogi? He's got to be first.

Have you heard of Jogi or any of these people? Goji, Goji? Yeah, yeah. I like his berries. Yeah. Okay. Here we go. Joe G.

Yeah. He could be a corlione. Well, he does have the eyes. He's got the Italian eyes. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. He could be like, Fredo son. Yeah, give you an awful you can't refuse. I'm Georgie.

Yeah. He's cute. He is cute, though, still. This is the problem. That's the problem. They don't have any ugly stars. You don't? We had a lot of ugly music stars.

All of them were ugly. Well, that's my thing. See, look, even when he takes an okay photo, you still see it underneath there. Yeah. He's still got the thing. I mean, Harry Styles is balding. I still like his music. But he's still handsome.

Oh my God. Are you guys? He's the hottest guy in the world right now. That's bullshit. Yeah, yeah. See, he's still handsome. Yeah. Look up the ugliest man on earth.

Just look it up. Ugliest man on earth. Okay. Don't Google Andres. That's mean. Let's just go to that fifth one, right? Yeah, that guy, right? No, that's a face.

That's that competition. Okay. Okay, let's go to that guy right there. The last one on the first row. This guy right here. This guy right here saying Harry Styles music, would you like it? I think I'd still like it. No, you wouldn't.

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It's music Right Also your generation You guys don't like artists Like who's your favorite modern painter You have a painter that you like You don't like art And the stuff that you watch is just pop

It's garbage Pop garbage. It's pop. It's relevant pop, you know what I mean? But you can't blame them because now art doesn't come along with music. Music is just music. There is no album covers that they like anymore.

They don't get to touch it anymore. Yeah. So when you stop touching it, you don't care about it. So why would they care? Can you name, can you tell me the image of Bad Bunny's last album cover of his record? It's two chairs outside. On the grass.

On the grass. And with a banana. That's interesting, that's good. And a banana? Yeah, the banana. Was he eating breakfast? It was very cool. Yeah, that's pretty cool. Oh, that's cool.

Where's the banana? Oh, you mean the banana tree? Yeah, yeah. You made it sound like there's one single banana. Yeah, yeah. I put his banana in my butt. I put his banana in my boat. You would love that song.

Banana in my boat. It's a banana in my boat. Yeah. Hey, eh. My auntie said, banana in your butt. A. A more. Say they love, they love this guy.

The kids love this guy. This is why there was a disconnect. This is why all the people got mad at the Super Bowl. Because fucking older people, this isn't for us. It's not made for us. Are we now? Yeah, brother. You're 54.

Yeah, yeah, 43. It's over. Yeah. Get off my lawn. Am I him? No, you know what it is? Where's my Red Bull? That's the new Get Off My Lawn.

Where are my towels? That's the new Get Off My Law. 100%. Oh my God. I want to be cool. But you know what the thing is? It's like when Harry Star's first album came out, right? Yeah.

I bought it. Sure. Yeah. Because I want to learn about new music, you know. That's cool. Yeah. I want to hear it. Geese, new band, right?

I love geese. I listen to it. They're great. Yeah, yeah, turnstile. I try to like, and I like those bands. The problem is, what? You always dip back to the old school. But the problem is that I have the weight of knowledge and of it, right?

Of the history of it. Yeah. And I can compare what's new to what came before it. Right. They don't do that, the generation. No, it's now. It's right now. Yeah. It's like when I was in the 80s or whatever, I still listened to late 60s bands. Sure. And still modern music. I like Depeche Mode and there was a bad called the Fugs. It's a great fucking name. In the 60s, New York. No one knew about these guys. But I liked the Fogs. It was like lo-fi kind of street music. You know what I mean? And it was so good. But my point is that and so then I could listen to like someone like Daniel Johnston, you know, who had.

the same kind of and just compare the two. Yeah. But these, they just, it's new. They ingest whatever that's on. But I don't think that's an old thing for me. No. I think it's, it's, it's, it's, I'm a curious person. But it's also because you came from a generate, just because digital.

Now bored they are. Yeah. Let's move on. Let's move on. How are you guys doing in the Winter Olympics, the Philippines? They're, they actually have a medal. Do a really? Yeah, do a medal count for the Philippines.

Yes. Yes. Yes. Filipino Olympic medal count. I'm being mean again, huh? Oh, brother, look at that. I mean, no, they got zero. Never mind.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Never mind. I thought they were going to get one. I thought they were going to get one. I wanted one too for you. Me too. Yeah. Well, there's a Filipino tennis player.

That's really good. Yeah, that's not the Winter Olympics, is it? There's no winter in the Philippines. So why would we join? Yeah. You're competing. No. South Korea,

shout out to Korea has seven total medals, two gold, two bronze, two silver. But we have snow. That's not fair. Yeah.

Yeah, yeah. That's not fair. We have snow. Also, it's very small little country. We're getting stomped, aren't we? It's still pretty good.

No, because go do just Olympic medal count in general. Don't have to do American. Because look at Norway's cruising right now. They got 34. Wow. Yeah, we're getting smush.

We'll never catch up with that. We're second, though. That's good. Yeah, but 34 is, we'll never catch that. Yeah. No chance. How's Spain doing?

Also, they have 16 golds to our nine. How's Spain doing, bud? Yeah, where's Spain? You got two. You got two. That's good. Well, you got a gold. Click on it.

What was the gold for Spain in? Yeah. Mispronouncing words. Is that a competition? Wait, what did you guys get a gold in? It doesn't say, huh? Oh, you did in ski mountaineering. So we just said to show you about the mountain.

I will show you this is a mountain. That is a mountain. Yeah. And these are all snow. mountains. Gold metal. Yeah. Was Magellan Spanish?

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's what it's about. 100%. Yeah, I mean. Exploring. Yeah, you got a golden

and exploring. Good. Let's go over there. They send the Spaniards to just check out the hills. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Go check how it's looking. It looks good. You guys are good at that. Exploring.

The Pinto, the Santaminita. That's you, right? The Pinto. The Pinto, the Ford Taurus. That was you guys. That's what that. Yeah. You know what it was.

It was because, well, they were obsessed with, no, they wanted to own the world. The Spanish thought they were going to take over fucking everybody. We did. For a very short amount of time. Cool it out, okay? In centuries. Yeah, you didn't go up, you didn't get any of us. Close.

You got close. California was us. But you didn't get us. You didn't get us in total. You did your best. You guys know about that history? Lapo Lapo. They got us.

They definitely got you guys. Yeah. What happened? Tell me the history here. So Magellan went to Cebu. Magellan went there too? Yeah. What the fuck?

Well, he was into scuba diving and snorce. Oh, he was? He was a huge diver. Yeah, yeah. Magellan loved diving. He wanted to find that tree creature with smoking a cigarette or whatever. Yeah, what is it called? What's that guy in the tree?

Capre? Capre. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, Magellan. You're looking for the copter. And his boys are just drinking. He's like, I'm going to find Capri. I will find him.

Magellan went down to Subu, what happened? And then what happened? And then the great, like, warrior chief, Lapo Lapo. Lapo Lapo. Lapo. Look up Lapo, Lapo. I've never heard of me. I had that last night at dinner.

Lapo, Lapo. Yeah, yeah. What happened? I don't want to look, don't look it up. I want them to tell the story. Yeah, yeah, I just want to know what he looks later. So Mijlian went to Sibu. Yeah, Majel is like, oh, this is going to be our land.

And then Lapo Lapo Lapo is like, no. And so they fought and then he killed Magellan. Wow. Wow. So Magellan was killed by Lapo Lapo. Yeah, I think he was also hiding under the water. And then, like, there was, like, a surprise attack. Wait.

Filipino folklore. Yeah. He was hiding under the water, holding his breath for three days. Lapo, Lapo, coholl his breast for three days. And appear. Yeah. So wait, Lapo Lapo was in the water hiding waiting to kill Magellan. That's Lapo Lapo Lapo

Shout out to Lapo Lapo And by the way, shout out to all the Filipinos We fucking love you guys We love them Look at Lapo Lapo Dude, we don't fuck with Lapo Lapo That's why Magellan got clipped Because this guy wasn't fucking around

Damn, dude He was big as fuck yeah I have OCD One of an extra Lapo on there Lapo Lapo Lapo Yeah Comedies and threes Lapo Lapo Lapo

So Lapo Can we get shirts? Can I get shirts? It's a movie Yeah Oh there's a movie I want to watch it Now it's a city

well right yeah we know that he owned the place yeah who played Lapo Lapo Lapo there's no one yeah scroll down it's got to be a cast on there who played him don't do this dude

I want to do this you're looking for Robert Redford Daniel Stern played Lapo Lapo Lapo wait who did now Lito Lapid is the senator in the Philippines

is he a descendant of Lapo Lapo or any other of Lapo Lapo Lapo now leaders? Yeah. Wow. Yeah. You could, maybe you share Lopalop blood. Maybe.

Yeah, yeah. That'd be so sick. Can you imagine if you and I do our bloodlines, we'll have nobody from our bloodline will have done anything important. Yeah. Nothing. You never know that, though. Dude, I come from potato farming.

Yeah. But the greatest potatoes you've ever had. Probably. We took second. Okay. All right. To the McConnell's. All right.

To the McKinley's and the McHanels and the O'Donnells and the corkarees. And the corkarees. You know McCone. comes from great potato lineage. Oh, they do? Look at his face. He looks like a potato. Yeah.

A sweet potato. Do you guys know about your lineage or no? No. Yeah. Well, you don't need, what do? You didn't do the blood 23 and me thing. Never. Never, right?

Now, see, Filipinos are smart. They don't play that fucking game. But there's no long less cousin that you want to find or anything like that? No. You want to be related to somebody so bad. I do. I know you.

You have brothers and sisters you've never met, right? Yeah, in Korea. How many? Two sisters. And you've never met them. Do you think they know who you are? I don't think so. What are the chances that they watch this show?

Yeah, they're not your sisters. They're her sisters. How many total siblings are there from you guys' mom and dad separately? Like in total, how many kids are there? Oh, one, five. Wow. Yeah. And you don't know the two of them?

No. Do you know how old they are? I think they're like maybe around eight. Mm. Ten? But they have two brothers. I know. Where are they?

They never come out. They're huge now. Well, they're Lapo Lapo size. Yeah, yeah. And they speak English, everything? I mean, that's so fucking. I saw that was racist. That felt racist.

Now that was. That was racist. What do they eat for breakfast is a better question. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So what do the brothers? What do they do in Philippines? They're still in school. Yeah.

Teenagers. Are they funny? They should come to the show. Yeah, yeah, I would love to, because we would love them on the show. This show has basically become the Filipino contingency, right? Yeah. Oh, who's leading the podcast world with Filipinos? This show.

This has got to be. We could be, we could be, yeah. Honestly, I'd love it. Yeah. We should get a more Filipino cast. Some fans went to your mom's. Yeah, I saw. Oh, yeah.

Wait, we had fans go to your mom's restaurant? Yeah. Bakery. What? What? That's so fucking cool. What do you mean they went, this guy? Yeah.

Let me see. Yeah. Is that me? I'm Bobby Mom. Oh, my God. Biggery. Wow. Oh, my God.

There's kids heading sheep and goats. Oh, my God. What the? I bought, like, one of everything. Four of some things, two of some things. And it all costs, like, $1.70. Okay. It's amazing.

Yeah. Oh, it does look really good. It does look good. Oh, pause. Go back. What? Go back. What is that?

What is that pastry on the bottom that's like, what is that one? Like the pink roll? That's not burriket. That's not. I think it's like a variation of burricot, though. But is that like raspberry or fruit? What's inside? Why is it that color?

I'm pretty sure it just died. Goat blood. And this goat blood roll. You don't ever want to take over the store and pass down generation? We've worked in it before. Wait a minute. If Tom Segura is going to open up a fucking bakery in in Austin, we should open up Honey 2 here in L.A.

For her mom. Yeah. I would 100% do that. Just so we could compete with Sigur and shut down his fucking little croissontory. I bet you. I want to do that too. We should do a Honey 2.0. Do your mom's bakery here.

Yeah. What's the bakery called? Honey's bakery. Honey's bakery. Honey's bakery? We'll do it. Honey's bakery here. Honey's bakery, L.A., and it's awesome.

It'll be more elevated. I don't want to say it. I think the flour we're going to use it. No, is that feel wrong? Whatever you want. Can I please? You're doing it. No, I'm not doing it.

I feel like I'm drowning. No, you're doing this. I need you to back me up here. Yes, can we use elevated ingredients? You want, I mean, you want a ship? Let's just bring that, the dyes and everything. We have to stick to the ingredients. The recipes.

Yeah, but we have those ingredients here. Not like this, you don't. Oh, you don't? No, no. Okay. No, that's capri toenails. They mush into there. It's different.

I would actually love to all. open up a Filipino bakery, employ your mom, family members, people from the Philippines, bring Filipino cuisine here. That would be cool. I actually would love it.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because then, then we could beat Segura. And wouldn't that be nice to just like trample? It'd be like, oh, yeah,

you did good stuff. We'd have to compete, we'd have to buy, you know what I mean, like open up a store across the street from his store. In Austin? In Austin.

But I wanted here in L.A. So the only way to beat him really is to open up across the street. Is to close him down. Okay, so how about this? I'm not even kidding. Yeah.

What if we do a pop-up honey too across? We do a pop-up shop just for fun to see how it goes. Yeah. Across the street. And then you and I definitely have, we promote it. 100%. We'll hang out every day. We have to show it up every day.

We'll spend a week down there promoting the signage that says don't support two bears, support bad friends. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And the bad friend's family. Yeah. I like it. I honestly would love to do that. Yeah, let's do it. I think it's so fun.

Now, would he be mad, you think. Yeah. Yeah. No, he wouldn't give him. Yeah, I don't think it would be fun. All right. Well, look, let's say goodbye to the girls. Rudy's got to go to school.

You got to come back, though. You're not going to come back or no? She will. I'm going to be here for four months. Do you like doing this podcast? We love having you guys on the show. Give them a wrong applause. Give them up for the girls.

Very wonderful. Wonderful stuff. So thank you to our girls for coming back. We love them. Our Filipino friends. And today, once again, Fancy has foisted the Quinepiac kids on us. Wait, wait. Yeah.

All right. Well, send in the weirdest one. So we talked to one of these ones. Send in one of the weirdos. Yeah, weirdo. Weirdest one. Give me the weirdest one. Sit in the blue chair.

Look at this guy. He dressed up. By the way, all these kids dressed up. For the first time in any of the classes that have come here, of all the Quintap classes that have come here, these kids all wore dress-up clothes. Yeah, I've never seen them so dressed up. Yeah. What's your name, sir?

Nick, Nick Bonano. Nick, you don't have to say your legal name. What's your social? Give us a social. Zero sit-in-out. No, Nick Bonano. It's Bonano, really. How do you spell?

Pregunto, Bernano, Baran, Barano B-O A-N-N-N-O What year are you at Quinnipiac? Third year. So you're a junior. Yes. Yeah, they don't know that.

You haven't taught them that? Not yet, no. What are you doing at Quinnipiac? You want to be in media studies? What are you doing? I'm a film, television, a media arts major. In front of the camera, behind the camera. You know, more behind the camera, but I like both.

Oh, wow. You're an actor as well. I'd like to be, yeah. Give them a scene. You either are or not. Are you an actor? Good. Wow.

Wow, I like that. Where are you from, Bonano? I'm from South Windsor, Connecticut, right next to East Arford. Oh, yeah, Hartford, yeah. Connecticut boy, a young Connecticut boy, born and raised. That's where Quinnipiac is, Connecticut. You're close to my... You have a sweet face.

He does. Do I? Yeah, a really sweet face. You do too. He's got good skin, too, this kid. You never had a pimple your whole life, did you? Tusha. Oh, no, never.

Seriously, he's got clear skin this guy. He's got rosy cheeks, guy. No, I know. Yeah. Big. Whoa, dude. All over the place, huh guy? Banano.

He's got rosy cheeks. Yeah. How, somehow that's an insult. It is, yeah. Banana, what's your life like? It's my life like. What's your life like? You're a single guy.

What are you doing? Single guy? It's all right. Yeah? For now, yeah. You like L.A.? How old are you? He's 20.

You're 20. 20 years old. Single guy. Yes. Quinipiac. You tried, yeah. Ooh, interesting move, Bonano. Interesting move, Bonano.

And that's a weird move from Bonano out of the gate. He might want to hold back a little bit. Wow. He's going to poke the pan of the band. You did great. Yeah, thank you, dude. Don't poke the pan of everybody. It's Chinese New Year, by the way.

You're the horse. Oh, don't piss off. That was a trick thing because I'm Korean. He's Korean. We were testing you. Racist. So you thanked me. You're Korean?

I didn't notice. Oh, wow. Banana. That's another banana. Second kid. Second kick. Ow, what's your dream,

Bananao? My dream? Yeah. To write, direct my own shorts, or not shorts, feature length films. Right. Make more comedies.

That's why I love this podcast. You guys are hilarious. Do you listen to this show? I do. Okay, right on. Very cool. Banana, we like that a lot. Banana, we like you a lot.

You're a sweet man. Yeah. Thank you. You're not dating anybody. No, not yet. We'll get you somebody. Yeah. You want somebody or not?

You want somebody or not? You know, girls or guys or what do you? Girls. I don't know, man. I'm not, I'm not. You're being defensive. Yeah, you got really defensive. I could have been anything.

Yeah. That's true. What do you mean in the morning? Fruit, fruit loops? Call back. No, I don't need proof. That's what I called back.

It was almost as bad as his. He wasn't about that. No, it was a callback of this. What's your breakfast? What's a banana breakfast? Yeah. But if anything, it's oatmeal. That's it.

Steel cut. I do steel cut. Oatmeal. Well, well, young ladies out there in the Connecticut in Metro area. Well, let's ask what kind of women do. he likes.

What kind of women do you like? So let me give you the height range. Okay. Oh, height, okay. Four foot, five to six foot. Where is it? Where is it? If it's like five.

Five foot. Five five, five. Yeah. Okay, that's fun. Yeah. Okay. If she was five one, problem? No.

No problem. No. Let's just say five one. Five one to six feet tall. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I bet he'll take. And then is there an ethnicity thing that you? Uh,

Not really. Italian girls. Like, are you Italian? I am Italian. Oh, okay. Banana. Banana. That's how they say banana in Italian.

Oh, I say. Santino and Lee. Santino. Give me an accent with Lee, please. Lee. Go ahead, banana. Lee. Wow.

Lee. I like that. Lee. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's Lee. So you wanted Italian girl? Yeah. All limbs?

It's not always a given. It's not a given. Yeah. So you and your students are all together, right? Staying at the same place. Yeah. Have you guys had any good meals? Uh, yeah.

I'm trying to remember. We went to, well, not in and out. Yeah, yeah. And out, no. Why? I like it. What do you mean? You don't like in and out?

It's all right. Yeah. What do you think? What's better? What fast food? What fast food? What fast food burger is better? Shake.

You're wrong. You're wrong. Shake. No, you're wrong. I'm from the East Coast. It doesn't even matter. It's not even close. Yeah, it's not even clock.

I think fat burgers better. Interesting. I actually will give you some credit there. Fat burgers is good because there's no food burgers. Yeah. Yeah. But there's almost, you can customize fat burgers. Yeah, I like fat burger.

How do you know Fat Burger? Ice Cube talked about it. Oh, my God. Oh, that's good. I love ice cream. Give me the loot. What time in the morning did Ice Cube get the fat burger? What time in the morning did Ice Cube get a fat burger?

Two in the morning. You had it. Two in the morning got the fat burger. You know what I like to do? And what did he see? He saw the lights of what? Oh, great. We're doing this, huh?

Oh. It was a blimp. What company? Good year. Yeah, and what did it read? Don't look up. What did it read? Ice Cube is a blimp.

Oh, my God. Of the year. Pimp. Okay. Ice cube's a pimp. But I'm glad you knew Fat Burger. That's cool. That's so embarrassing.

What I like to do with you guys is that after this podcast, I'm going to give you guys money. That sounds great. So you guys can go. No, but you. you guys are going to go eat tonight together. As a family. That's beautiful. Yeah.

Go tag in someone else. I want you guys to eat something good though. Not fast food, right? Yeah. Something good. All right. How about this? Go tag in somebody else there, Banana.

That's awesome. I love you, Banana. Bye, Banana. You're the man. Yeah. We love Bonano. Give it up for Banana. Yeah.

He's the best. Tag in somebody, Bonano. And we'll get two people and then we'll call it. Yeah. Look at this. Stand up real fast. Stand up. Look at this guy's bell.

Turn to the side. Yeah. Jesus Christ on the last loop of the bell. On the last loop. Get a smaller belt, man. Whose belt was that? Well, you got to say it into the mic so we can hear it. Yeah, I'll tell you.

So it's funny. The belt was too big. I literally took a scissor. I cut a hole so that it would fit me just for this occasion. Yeah. This kid's interesting. You don't seem like a survivor to me. I mean, I think I'm Jewish.

I'm a survivor. You know who you are? Repeat after me. I like how he goes, I'm Jewish, as if the belt didn't give it away. Do this with your fingers. Okay, okay. All right. Do this with one finger.

Right, warriors. Come out and play. You're that guy, dude. Yeah, he is that guy. What's your names? My name is Harry. My name is Harry. Not Stiles, callback. This guy's great.

Just say fruit loops. What's your name? Shirley. I like Shirley, I'll tell you that. You're grounded, Shirley. That's what I feel. A calmness. Why?

Well, that response is quite grounded. Yeah, it's a very grounded response. Because you're inquisitive. You're inquisitive. You asked a question to a statement. That's a grounded thing to do. Well, comparative to his energy, you seem a little bit more grounded is what I meant. Shirley. Shirley, you're also Jewish, I imagine. No, no, no, no. Shirley. Yeah. Shirley, you're Jewish. Yeah. Harry and Shirley are here with us from Quinnipiac. Yeah. Students. And Harry is a second year. Yeah. Third year. Third year. Also, also a junior. And what about you? Third year.

What do you guys want to do after? What's your dream? I want to be a journalist, but honestly, put me anywhere. You'll do anything. I'll do anything. Okay, I like that. And what about you, Harry? I'm going to sound exactly like banana, but I want to write and direct.

It's my dream. It's your dream. It's your dream. What kind of movies? I love horror movies, but like specifically horror comedies, it's a great subgenre. Yeah. Horror comedy. Like, your favorite horror comedy is what?

I mean, I'm thinking weapons because it's so recent. That's good. I did like Shinlin's list I know I'm Jewish my favorite one of the best

horror comedies out there yeah oh 100% it was very funny the ending's funny the ending yeah yeah I know what are your

favorite horror comedies favorite horror comedies I like have you guys have you guys heard dead stream no no dead stream was funny

it was like a smaller indie film I like it a lot but I mean Tucker and Dale it's a classic Tucker and Dale is good

I have shutter dead stream is really good. I mean... Is it on shutter? It is on shutter. What the fuck is that, dude? That's like...

Yeah, yeah. It's funny, I'm telling you. It's like Shane Gilling a bath. Going back to the well. Go Harry, Harry, your dream is to make horror comedy and you want to be a journalist. Yes. And then how has this been going with him in Los Angeles this little semester in L.A. or whatever? It's going great.

I mean, I'm from Connecticut, so we don't have all these these amazing film. opportunities that are out here, so I've been loving it. He sounds like he's politicking right now. He's very good. How about you? I mean, it's been great for me. Where are you from? I'm from Connecticut, too.

So is everybody usually from Connecticut that goes to the school, huh? I was born in New York. Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa. I was like, give me my credit. I'm walking here. Hey, hey. $1.50 for a slice. Do you guys like L.A. so far?

Honestly, love it. Yeah, what about you, Harry? No, it's great. It's great. Like I just, I feel like when I'm here, I want to be out 24-7. You guys should get into Bobby's house. He's going to hand you guys money right now to go get food. You guys got to get dinner.

This is his favorite. Oh, no, you don't have to, Bob. I want to because I know you guys don't have a lot of money. Yeah, thank you. We are college students. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You actually don't know that. These kids could come from money.

It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. Oh, are you sure? Yeah, grab it. You can probably get the dinner for you, right, for 300. Rabbit, you're Jewish. You think they can. I know, I'm Jewish.

They can, right? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. They can get it? How much is it? 300. Yeah. Oh, you're so sweet. Thank you.

You're 400. No, dude. You give them 100. I don't have any cash in my pocket. Yeah, you never do this. I'm the one of the fucking. That's fucking bullshit, dude. This is part of the show.

But every time I do it, you don't do anything. That's right. Yeah, yeah. That's the other 97% of the work. All right, all right. Give them a hundred. Okay, okay. Here's another hundred.

Another hundred. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, then you guys all have to go out to dinner together. If we find out from fancy you didn't go to dinner. We will. We'll take a photo for you guys. Shirley, you could take that. Yeah, yeah.

You see what he did just there? Yeah. But I'm telling you right now, you have to go to dinner with that. You can't be splitting it, you know what I mean, for other things. No, we will. This is for dinner tonight with the group. And I'll make sure fancy tells you where we went. Yeah, I want to know where they went.

Because I'll know if they spent the money. 100%. We'll be very fan. Cains, no. No canes. Yeah. Somewhere nice. I'm Jewish, but I promise to tip well.

It's good. Yeah. You know what that? I don't understand it, but... Well, he will. 12%, 12%. Yeah, yeah. 15%.

Yeah, yeah. 20. 20, 20. 20. No chance. Yeah, no chance. Go somewhere nice, okay? Okay, well, look, we want to thank you guys.

We hope, what do we have? We have one more person. All right, you go tag in the other person. Thank you so much. Good luck with your guys. Good luck with everything. Thank you so much. Yeah, I love you.

Oh, look at this last guy coming in. Yeah, yeah. Tag in. Come on in. Come on, man. It's your time to show. case you're yeah yeah

this guy they all dressed up yeah yeah I'm really you like this guy do you guys know this guy yeah yeah

a little yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah this guy not from Connecticut I'm not actually I'm from

White Plains in York yeah we can tell yeah yeah I can see that the the goate in the earrings does not say Connecticut

no you know what do you what's your name I'm Will Will Will Quinnipiac

Senior I'm actually a third year. I'm a junior as well. Third year. Okay. Quintapiac third year. And what do you want to do, Will? So my dream job would probably be like a cinematographer in the film industry.

Okay, something. That's good. Behind the camera. You want to be on front? Not right. Like Bono-no. Yeah. Yeah.

He thinks he's George Clooney. Yeah, me. You want to stay behind the camera. Stay behind the camera. Right. cinematographer. Yeah. You know who you kind of look like.

Who? George R. Martin. You kind of have this George R. The writer. Yeah. Yeah. The writer. Look at this.

You kind of have... I could be like his son or something. As a young guy. As a young man. You kind of have his... Oh wow. I didn't even realize. He had cool facial hair.

You kind of look like that. Yeah. Brother. You have that. That's you. I can see it. Your future is bright. That's you.

Yeah. Your future is bright. Really bright. You want to be behind the camera? You want to... You want to DP? DP. Yeah.

So like I'll work my way up like PA, second AC. And then DP. And then hopefully that's the end goal. Yeah. I think it's achievable. You look like an artist to me. Seems like it is.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. What's your favorite band? Go fast. I mean, it's not really, it's Tame and Paula. I mean, it's like one guy. I love it. Oh, my God, I love it. Love it. Yeah.

Yeah. One guy, though, or is it a band? What do you think? It's a band, but it's one man. It's one man. When he performs live, it's a band, but I think when he's in the studio, it does myself. But I consider that my favorite band. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Give me another band. I mean, I love Green Day. They're great. I know you mentioned earlier, but they are pretty good. I'm in the new, I'm in the new Green Day movie. Wow Yeah, yeah It's awesome

Yellow Day Yellow Day Yeah Really good They're racist but good Yeah Chusha Well hopefully these dreams

Come true for you guys You're excited to go to Get a meal tonight Yeah I'm very excited Thank you very much You're welcome I thank you No thank you

I love you Good luck to you Do you have any questions Of wisdom that we can give you right now Any questions we can fulfill? I mean not at the moment But I'm just I'm really grateful That I'm here and talking to you guys

This is a great That's not a question, do you ask the question. No, but that was an honest... No, I would just say, like, thank you for having it. Thank you for even being here. We love having us. We love Quinnipiac. For some reason, we continue to support this university,

but it's done nothing for us. Nothing for us, except for give us a room to podcast in that was like a funeral home. Yeah, I mean, it was unbelievable that place. We really enjoyed our time there. They're good people. You know, how about you do this? Why don't you look into that camera and say,

thanks for being a bad friend. Down right there? Yeah. All right. Thank you guys for being a bad friend. Thank you. I love it. I will say I have a street joke.

It's not my joke, but I'm giving you a street joke that somebody told me today. It made me laugh so hard. He goes, did you hear what their... I'm going to try not to laugh. Good. Did you hear what they're... See it to my face, though. All right.

Did you hear what they're renaming Epstein Island? Kid Rock. That is so good. It's unbelievable. That's right there. How have we not done that? That's our show joke. That's an our show joke.

And my buddy told me that kid, Rob. I have a new name. I have a new joke from that joke. Yeah, what is it? They're renaming Epstein Island. I already know it's not going to work. But I'm going to commit. Bad bunny.

Worst bunny. Bad, good bombs. Do you have any more jokes? Yeah. Give me a topic. I want to try to improvise a joke. topic. Prince Andrew.

What? Prince Andrew. Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, they arrested them, right? Yeah. Finally. Fuck, that's a hard one. I like that village people shirt.

What did the queen say to... What did the queen say to Prince Charles about her brother? About his brother. What? I already fucked it up. Give me another shot. What did you? Let me say it again.

Sure. Because I haven't thought about the punchline yet. I know. I have to repeat it. Yeah, I know what you're doing. I see how your brain works. Yeah, yeah. Like this.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.