Bad Friends - The Korean Takeover w/ Steebee, Dumbfoundead, & Peter Kim

Episode Date: February 20, 2023

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Hey bad friends fans, or should I say good? I might I'm down in Australia And we wanted to apologize to you guys for the date changes that happened on the bad friends tour Vancouver Spokane Seattle Portland we had a shift a bunch of stuff around so I'm so sorry if that affected you guys You should be getting your money back if you want a full refund or you can come to the rescheduled dates We're sorry. We had to do this because Bobby is traveling and shooting I'm traveling and shooting a movie in Australia for two months. So we're so sorry Sometimes things pop up and we have to change the schedule. We truly do apologize and all the bad friends dates are going to be released

Very very soon. We're so excited. We're trying to come to as many cities as possible But again, we apologize if the inconvenience set you guys back at all. You should be getting full refunds of those tickets Or you just can reschedule with us and use that for the new dates that we posted So sorry about that, but we hope to see you guys out there from the bottom of our hearts We want to thank you for being a bad friend. You too are bad Listen, welcome to another episode of bad friends, right? The all Korean episode. Yep, and I've been thinking I've been thinking about this idea since Andrew left, right? I go, what am I gonna do, right? And I decided to get my three favorite Koreans in a room. Where are they?

Happen to be one of them. Oh, yeah, I don't believe that we're your favorite Okay, I Almost could guarantee we could find clips of you with Korean guests being like, you know what all about serious being completely serious You're my favorite Korean to other Koreans. You're not you're not the fanciest one. I like They're fans. You're Koreans Examples aquafina. Oh she fancy Ronnie Chang. He's not a Korean whatever Aquafina Korean still count. Yeah, yeah, what's the other half Steven Yoon a Chinese or Steven Yoon?

Etc. Etc. Right. I see that but in terms of what in a situation where there's no show business and there was an Apocalyptic moment where I'm like, I gotta find the people I trust Right and I can survive with where I can feel more comfortable where I can like, you know be the boss A place where I could be of the boss It would be this three. You needed three Koreans less successful than you That's what it feels like He feels like the boss Korean in this scenario in any other scenario Not the boss Korean you needed three Korean subs of Hollywood with the underlings. Yeah

What scenario am I not the boss and you're we're able to hurt my feelings. I'm ready for it I I don't think you feel like you're the superior Korean in a room full of Hollywood Koreans Wait this room or any any given no, no, no, no, I'm not saying this from I'm talking about in this room He you are the Hollywood elite rooms with it Koreans in it with a Korean case there John Cho is there cuz he's always spoken about his stories like that I was in this audition room and it was this guy and that guy. I'm not gonna get the part. That's what I heard a lot These stories. Yeah I don't know if this chemistry of four Koreans in a room for podcast works. Yeah, it's working right now

Oh, it's working Whoever wants to talk can go like this. No, there's no room Right you can't come in here with agendas skits like Oh, you want to eat hot peppers All right, no, this isn't sister brothers We speak the truth here. Are you saying sister brothers ain't the truth? Yeah We're nothing but the truth We're nothing

You said this is the Korean episode, right? Yeah, okay, so can we do my segment here? We'll do a segment but we do segments toward the end of it. This is perfect for now Let me introduce let me introduce the podcast yeah, right and then I will introduce and then here's what we'll do Dumbfounded, right? You're gonna make some sort of introduction of his a song. Yeah, make a musical thing with your not lyrics Alright, so harmony harmony He's got to sing this guy. Oh, I could I'll take the fifth if you want. Yeah. Yeah, you'll take what I mean the lyrics Oh, you mean the harmony. Yeah. Yeah, just do a harm And then I'm gonna go now it's time for and then yeah, yeah, we have some lyrics with we have some Korean lyrics like Chingu's which means friends

Like oh, yeah, we're getting there. Maybe some single that's some song. Yeah, don't okay boji boji. It's his pussy Yeah, well, it's China vagina with a job tits Go to all of it That's balls. That's what they call Poodle Korean episode bad That's like come here eat my balls pretty good, right? You'll be why you judge

Right judges to yeah, come over here titties. That's weird Oh, that's right. Yeah, yeah, what's um, not that I would ever say it. What's bitch Yeah, what's the word that's that put right? Oh, yeah, she's a Buddha logo That does work that works It would get cancelled in Korea I'd be banned from Twitter feel bad for you. They're like, who is this stupid kid? Oh, you think the girls would mock me if I said that If you said it in that accent. Yeah, yeah, it sounds really weird. Oh, so I have to do more of a Korean accent

Yeah, all right, so you should you say it and then maybe I'll do it after go ahead Right now I just want to learn this real quick, okay, but this is a part of my segment that you're already doing He's taking his co-host role very serious. Yeah. Yeah. All right. I totally take I also didn't want you in this seat Peter I don't get but you're Okay, you're taking literally taking my idea. I already planned this thing and you're taking That's how podcasts work. Okay. Let us be on your toes. Okay, right. All right. That's what you don't plan Okay, anything to happen. Okay. So you want to save this until your segment? Well, it's so similar

So if you could do something else, how about this? This is gonna exercise you right come with a different segment right now No, because it's my OCD thing if it doesn't do it. We're gonna die. Well, let's do this first and then we'll do the segment We'll figure it out. Okay. So go ahead. Say it the way you're gonna say it I'll say it. I'll say it to you as if I was saying it to you Bobby and then I'm gonna say it to It's some random girl. Okay. Go ahead Bobby. Yeah, I see Bobby Bobby just keep Bobby No extra no extra

Use Bobby and the she needs a Bobby. It's a weird thing, right? He needs all the brain power right now. Yeah. Yeah Yeah, my brain is yeah, so go ahead. Okay Yeah, that's good. Yeah, she by yeah, she by I Okay, pretty good. Yeah Welcome to another episode of bad friends the Korean episode We've got dumbfounded Peter Kim my brother Stevie Weebie in the house Andrews in Australia Shooting another Hollywood movie with his Hollywood friends

John Cena and Zach our friend and the guy that wrote the movie Brian Jarvis I saved his life 20 years ago. He can't even give me a line. But anyway, um I'm welcome to not one line. But anyway, welcome to another Korean onion. I say, uh, I know right. We're all Koreans in the room And we have a very special thing coming up right now arm. We have a segment right that Um, my little brother Stevie Weebie created and here's the segment the but first no, he's doing the song Welcome to Hong Kong time segment We are going to have the better speaking Korean people Peter and Jonathan talk to me and my brother Bobby

And we're going to try to guess what they're saying in Korean I hate that you created the segment and you had to say it's a segment while explaining the segment It's a song, you know, just go No, the top's over Hello, we're doing Korean time where are the better speaking Korean people are going to say phrases in Korean and we're going to try to guess what they're saying Okay, why don't you like Andrew? Andrew never It's too much. Yeah, I love it. So this game sucks.

The premise of it sucks so bad Peter like the idea right Peter. I loved I don't know what it is. He came in with so much energy You got to do stuff that you probably don't think we'll know like vocabulary and we're going to try to guess is their buzzer Yeah, so if you It's not doesn't really exit out. Yeah, we end it now. Okay. Let's end it. Okay. So, okay So there's I guess the best out of three. So I get a turn. So I get a turn. No, we're not a turn. We buzz. Oh, we buzz. What do you think the buzzers are for? Oh, that's right. So, so you guys could go take turns right and then we'll do what maybe five sentences wait what what are we we're saying a sentence or say one word one word one word one word Yeah, what is where this word mean not just one word. It has to be in the context of a sentence like what you guys did before right Let's just keep it at word. I think it'd be easy to get a whole sentence one word. Yeah, like a whole sentence. No one word. No, I don't think you'll even get a word. Let's

We can even get a word that's what this is a fucking wash. No, no, no, you have to do it in a sentence. There's no adaptability with this guy. Okay. There's no bending. There's nothing. It's where the highway is always been like this. This kid has always been like No buzzers. No buzzers. So here's what we'll do. We'll just do that. All right. Here we go. There's the sentence ready. Let's eat dinner. Exactly same time. Do it again. No different sentence. Different sentence. Okay. Shoes. These are too easy. Okay. All right, go ahead. Go complex. Okay. I think you might have gone a little fast when you go to school. Okay. It's a game. Okay. Just for future reference. Okay. Hold on. Hold on. Yeah.

Me to me. Hold on. All right, you guys ready? Here we go. You have no lips. Did you know that? Be honest. You didn't know that. I think you guys are paying attention to my tape side of the table. Okay. Are you guys judging too? Yeah. And this has been fair. Yes. Okay. Keep going. Two zero. All right. You go. Wait. Say it again. Say it again. Say it again. Say it again. Say it again. You have no fat? No, no, no. I'm not going to lie. I don't know that one. Yeah. But why'd you buzz that? Maybe it's too hard. Maybe it's too hard. Maybe it's too hard. That's half Korean. That's half Korean. Keep playing. Keep holding up right? It's damn. So you know. I'm not mad. I'm not mad. I'm not angry or anything like that. Ah, well, you need to know that. Yeah, I'm going to be a love for you. Wait. Wait.

What came out of your mouth, my friend? No, I can tell by your eyes. That was fear-based, bro. That was too quick. That was too quick. Oh my God. I knew you would not. So I felt, you didn't know it?

I don't know it. What does that mean? What is it? I am speaking dumb. What is it? I'm being dumb. What is it, Peter? It means I'm like really sad.

Fuck. Okay, minus one. That was so stupid. Two, minus one. You get a negative one. I know, I just said minus one. Right, so you have three points ahead then. Let me, can I give one?

I'm gonna give one Korean pop culture question in English and you can answer in English. How about that? Oh, that's a good one. You know what I mean? Something about Koreans. Do you agree with that? Like a Korean?

I'm not gonna know it, so. Maybe you will know. You might not. Let me guess, are you ready? Name one member of BTS. V. Yay. All right, that's good.

Two zeros though. Two zero. No more of that. Because that's not the game. That's not the game. Korean language. You can't just do a snowman game. That's some homie shit right there, dog.

You feel proud of that? What do you mean? It's not even the game you fucking created. No, you're right. Right? Minus one zero. No, no, no, no, you're right, you're right. You're absolutely minus one zero.

No, no, no, two zero. No, no, I don't wanna go off the game. But thank you, I felt good answering something. Yeah. That's what that was for. Minus one, minus one. No, let's just do two zero. No, no, no, no, no, no, I wanna be fair.

Okay, three zero. Three zero, go ahead. All right, ready? Yeah. Oh, Sauguryo. Say it again. Sauguryo. You've never heard this one?

No. Really? What does it mean? It means it's cheap. God, I fucking had an idea of that. What? What? What?

How? What did you do with that? You really had an idea. Don't lie. I was 50, 50. Really? Yeah, a little bit. Okay.

Sometimes like you kind of, you feel like you've heard it before. In the market, in the market, in the market. Yeah, I feel like you're more Korean than him while you do the next question. Yeah, you should. You're doing fucking deep. Well, you guys, you got it so fast.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So you're doing a good job. That's not a deep cut, by the way. Okay. Let's take a picture. Oh, tired. That was that, was that tired? Okay, okay.

I think you guys have to keep it up like this. Yeah, yeah, you guys are way too close. You know what? Keep it up. What? So this is the height you're doing, and this is the height, this is the same height. So we keep it at, we keep it at,

so no, no, no, no, no. Actually, there are two pictures that are exactly, the yellow and the red. Yeah, can we use the, this is the picture exactly. This is much higher. Is it higher or higher? All right, should we do that?

Now it's fair. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So is this fair? Okay, cool, cool. You're not above it. No. Right here? Are we good?

Right there, right where the top is. Yeah, ready? Yeah. Chorapda. That's a hard one. I don't even know that one. I don't know that one. Don't get too complicated.

Oh, okay, okay. Pebula. I'm full. Yeah, I got that. Okay. I knew that one too. Four-zero. I think Bobby really knows more Korean than you.

I think you know that one. No, I knew that one. You know more than you. Man, he's a fact. Quick on the draw, man. No, no, no, no, that's not what it is. I think this segment proved I'm more Korean than you. That's absolutely not true.

Four-zero. I know, but I knew all of them. You were just faster on the draw. We'll never know that, though. Okay, keep going. No, no, no, we're done. We're done, we're done. We're gonna spend an hour doing this.

No, it's not. Yeah, yeah, I won, four-zero. That went long enough. That really did long. All right, all right, all right. Well, at least he's a good sport. We love that. He's a good sport.

I will say though, do you think because he is younger that you grew up more Korean in your family? Like, do you know what I mean? I'm brighter. You're brighter in general. No, no, I'm not. I think my brother is smarter than, he got better grades in school.

But you got beat down more than me. Okay. Drunk? I mean, I don't even know what that means. In what context do you mean? Oh, dad. Oh, dad. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

So I took more of the, is that what you got more of? Way more. Oh, I want more. Are you, do you have a brother? No, my dad beat, I'm the oldest. My dad was definitely just like their dad, like beat me down and me too. Wait, how bad, how bad, how bad, how bad, how bad?

Bad, bad. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like real bad, yes. Were your dad's drunks? Did they trade? Yeah, they traded. Mine? Sober.

Oh, wow. And he beat you down? Wow. Beat me down worse than any of the drunk dads. That's crazy. That's a rage. What's the worst thing he did, what's the worst he did? One time he chased me with a kitchen knife

and then he beat me with a vacuum cleaner. Yeah. What, the vacuum cleaner? Yeah, like one of those big hoofers. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, with like the bag. Damn.

The 90s hoofers. My dad beat me with a ping pong table. What? Yeah, you're dead strong. He picked it up and threw it on him. You're dead strong, Lee. No, he was like the incredible Lee. Did he fold it first, at least?

No. No, he was like the Korean Hulk. This is a joke, right? No, it's not. It's not a big deal. No, he goes smash. No, he's not. He's not.

No, not yet. No, he did that. I don't remember that. He's not. I don't remember that, dude. You're saying that I got beat more than you? Yeah, but I don't remember the beat more. Were you at every fucking beating?

Were you at every beating? No. He was good. Let me tell you something. The beating of you with the keyboard? I wasn't there. That's all hearsay. Yeah, he beat me with the keyboard.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I'm saying there are certain beatings we weren't witnessing of each other, right? But how did he hold? He's a little guy. How did he? She's strength. I think he's strength.

Thank you so much for that. That's the Korean rage. Yeah. So you're dead. That's pretty bad. What about you, Jonathan? I mean, you know, golf clubs, more like obvious kind of beating tools, you know, shoehorn.

But you know, just a shoehorn. Shoeshorn is like this big. No, no, no, it's a longer shoehorn. Oh, what's a shoehorn? Like the thing where you like put it in your shoe so you don't gulk on your back. Oh, we never had. Do we have a shoehorn growing up?

No. Yeah. Encyclopedias. Oh, that. Yeah. Oh, a shoehorn. It's a longer. The long one.

The long one. Was it metal? Yeah, yeah. My dad was an alcoholic, so he would definitely beat me drunk. My mom. That must have been nice. But what do you mean?

To have an alcoholic dad. Because he was inebriated to like. Yeah, because at least he looks stupid when he's beating you. Like my dad's like stark sober. Like he's like memorizing the alphabet, you know, like Korean alphabet while he's beating me. Right, right.

Yeah, he was. What did you do wrong? Everything. Everything. No, I was the best kid. That's the thing. Oh, you got straight A's. I.

Why are you crying? I was a smart kid. I was I really was. But he he just had issues. He just he just wanted more out of you. Or what was it like? I think he was just set. He was upset.

He was just upset with his own stuff. And I think my mom was just like too much of a boss bitch for her for him. Yeah, you know, it's like, you know, you know, the word, like pride. He I think his was hurt every day because like she made more money than him or something. Oh, and it's like immigrant status.

So you were you were the only kid, right? No, I have a younger brother. Yeah, but the older brothers do get beat the most. Can I ask you what so what were you gay then? What do you mean? I was always gay. Yeah, but out. Out.

No, no, he started beating me when I was like young. Oh, OK, straight and gay equal beatings. Oh, yeah. OK, OK, yeah. Oh, I have another segment idea. I don't know what segment that could spark right now. I'm all ears.

Let's do it, let's do it, let's do it. So, I'm good, I'm good, I'm good, I'm good, I'm good, I'm good. Part two, guys. It's called Kentucky time. So I didn't know your sexual preference. So this is what I want you to do. Oh, OK, OK, we're going to show. Literally, you're going in an area

that's very uncomfortable for everyone in the world. What do you mean? You can't say gondengie time and then look at the gay guy and go, that's just like. Wait, what's gondengie? What's gondengie? Butt. Your butt.

Oh, gondengie. So we're all going to gondengie, we're all going to gondengie. We're going to gondengie like a bro. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I wouldn't want to do that. So judge our butts. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

So we're all going to be like usual. I don't know we do individual not a raw. Yes you go first. And then I just get it down to 10. OK, but skin. Of course. Raw skin. Yeah, raw skin.

Yeah, what do you think? Yeah, what do you think? Do the pants? I don't want to see hole. No, you got to come here, though. Don't show me your hole. I'm not going to show you my hole. I don't want to see crack, I don't want to see.

Why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why? I'm not going to show you my hole, man. You don't want the hole. No, I love the hole. I love the hole, but I don't want to see your hole. Yeah. All right. Hey, hold on.

You know what's interesting about this, too? This is interesting because you're judging three Korean butts, too. You know what I mean? I'm just saying there's three Korean butts presented. How often do you see Korean butts in a row? All the time. Oh, you do.

All the time. All the time. All the time. All the time. Yeah. How do you want me to hose? Do you want me to do doggy? I said I'd send no hole.

Don't give it to the hole. No, no, no. Don't give it to the other. I'm going to show hole. Don't bend over. When you bend over, you don't show hole? How are you not going to show hole? No, don't show.

How about this? I don't want to show my hole. I don't want to show my hole. Just straight up. Is it optional? Oh, yeah, let me just say it. If you're going to show hole, you have to put the whole thing through.

Like your junk, your what do you mean? What do you mean? Your package, the whole thing through all the way to the back. I think you have to tuck your own dick. Yeah, and show me everything. And you show everything. I noticed that. Showing it all but backwards.

Buffalo pillow backwards. I'll tell you what, dumb. Yeah, go. I've seen a lot of Korean men's butts. Yeah. I've never seen Korean men's buffalo bills. Whoa. Do you want to switch it to buffalo?

But you want to bite? I'm not doing my tokumok right now, bro. I can't do my tokumok. Dude, it's your game. What do you want to change to butts or buffalo bills? We're not doing buffalo bills. It's the same thing. You just got to turn around.

But you have to turn around. So reverse buffalo bills. You got to label that as a buffalo bill first. So go ahead. It's truly your choice. It's your choice. You could do buffalo bill that. Dude, I'm crying.

Peter, it's your decision. Whatever you want to do. It's your game. But what would you rather see, buffalo bill or butt? Butt, for sure. OK. OK. OK.

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Collect your passions. What's the criteria? Plumpness, like shape, plumpness, and go ahead. What are the three criteria? Break it down. Proportions. What? Proportions.

Girth. Girth, interesting. Yeah. Oh, the shape. Yeah, the stick out. And then, how do you call it, like, bounceability? Bounce. So we got to do a juggle.

Jiggle. Jiggle. Jiggle. Because most times, you want to butt that, like, oh my god. You want to butt that pushes back, right? Yeah. What's that shaky thing they do with the butt? Torque.

Torque. You got a torque. Torque. You got a torque. You have to do a torque. Why can't you do a torque? How about just a jump? How about just a jump?

Guaranteed they've never seen three straight Korean men torque. You have to put the brakes on that guy. Hold on, man, if we don't do it, we all have to do a torque. I'll do a two. I'll do a two. So it's fair. I don't want to see yours.

I don't want to see yours. Why? Because I'm gay? You can't see a gay boy. You can't see a gay boy? No. No. He needs a shot, too.

No, I might like it. You might like it. I might like it. So why? You could like it. We work together. We have a project together. Oh, my god.

Oh, you might not. All right. I'm dead. All right, I might not. OK, so go ahead. OK, let's go. All right, go ahead. Let's go, let's go.

All right, yeah, no, you don't have to do whatever you want. If you want to win, you want to win. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, all right. That's nice. Dude, this is jiggling like crazy. This is maximum jiggle. Are you getting it?

Are you guys getting this? I got it. Steve. Oh, my god. Oh, it's so stupid. Very good. That was beautiful. All right, John, you know, go ahead, Johnny.

I don't want to jiggle it like that. You don't have to. He's going to win. That was for him. That was for him. Dude, yours is going to be amazing, too. I saw him. I saw him.

I asked out yesterday, too, which is great. This is why he did the segment. That's pretty good. OK, wow. Wow. Nice. All right, Bobby. I'm not doing it.

All right. No, Bobby. No. No. You have to do it. Bullshit. You guys did it. Bullshit, man.

Bullshit. I don't have to do it. No, you're the fool that did it. I am a bull shit. I am a battle rapper in hip hop. And I just did that right now. Dude, bullshit. Because you got fucked.

You got fucked, right? No, no. That's on tape. I'm not doing it. I'm a man. No. I'm not joking. Bobby.

Bobby. Bobby. I'm not going to do it. People think I won't. I thought I thought I thought. Don't show up. No, no, no, no. Bobby, I don't want to see that.

I don't want to see that. Bobby, I don't want to see that. You're going to get canceled. You're going to get canceled. Bobby. Oh my God. Oh my God. I can't believe that.

This is mine fuckery cuz he had me begging him to do that You even pulled it a little more through No Peter doesn't need to do it you want to do it judge I'll judge I'll judge okay, but did you take a good look at all three? Unfortunately, break down the criteria and why you decided Okay, remember that okay coming in an absolutely dirt Honestly That was so sad the fact that you reached around for yourself You're on the board

You didn't do that if you didn't do that piece yeah pulling. Yeah Cuz it was looking plump and No, no like real scars or anything You know how they say go yeah, you went a little too big It's the pulling of the head of the penis Just too much You went hard I'm gonna send that to see a see yeah, I gotta say second

Seconds, but had great shape looks like there was some nice definition and great just Presence yeah, I'm gonna give that to dumb right here. Yeah, number two and number one Stevie Weebie that jiggle that twerk Yeah, I'm so jealous But he didn't do that jiggle that jiggle was crazy, right? Yeah, don't don't quote me on that, but you got a fad You got a dumper like in a complimenting way You have a bubble, but bro, yeah, I'm gonna be a fun bottom. I think If you ever ventured you'd be fun at it You don't know what a bottom is I'm telling you right now if you were in prison you wouldn't be lonely

No, you'd be there be a lot you'd be popular. You'd be very popular. So they would want to do it to me You were up there like you want it first place So jiggle it yeah, go ahead that far. Yeah, let's take it to Buffalo Bill. No, we don't need it. We don't need it. No, we're not doing Yeah, that poor isn't it fun guys, it's okay Yeah, yeah, yeah, but but is this the first time you've ever shown your I did a torque video on the the Instagram my Instagram dude. I was losing followers But you could have gained some too, probably did you gain any no, are you sure I don't know. Yeah, you don't know I have never horded myself out to a gay game show like that if you're asking you want nothing

We took silver You know what some of this might be picked up by like queer blogs and you might get like gay fans Really cool by your music and stuff. Well, I do thank you for talking up my ass because they're not going to see it So all they can't you guys all they have is your word great ass But have you been noticing that because I have been working out it looks you know what I will say it looks like a little like my Boyfriend's ass who has like He's hot as fuck he's hot like don't he's got like a rectangle, but like a workout, but defined Yeah, no white. No, he's a white guy, but as a jawline like yeah, it was you have like a square

Think of Brad Pitt's face, but then put it on Yeah, he's very handsome how big is a lot of girth Excuse me your it's like calling it's like calling my girlfriend, right Yeah, did you have a deep pussy? All right, let's edit that out. Sorry I'm really interested in what why I just curious. Yeah, it's crazy Yeah, I'm curious about a lot of things I wouldn't ask. Okay. Yeah, that's insane. Yeah. Well, that was fun Oh, I have another segment I did you guys want here. Oh my god. What is it? No, no 69. That's why I draw the line And I go not no, I was gonna we're not gonna do I was gonna say cuz I got it

Cuz he's like, you know, he's been working out. I'm like, let's do a thing where we take off our shirts and see. No, I'm not doing that Be fun, that's all yeah, I'm so sorry about this Wild with him I Anyone listening right now if you were to put any of us on stage who would get the biggest laughs this fucking guy He's a killer. How long you've been doing comedy? Ten years. He's a killer. Wow, like he's unfollowable. Can you follow him? I have a struggle No, I did

Opening up for him for him. I'm sorry. I'm sorry for me, bro. Okay. Yeah, I'm so legit From that I think Could I ask you something? So no matter how hard someone kills just because you're a veteran you will open up. Is that how it works? No, he'll close I still I'm saying you'll close I mean, yeah, yeah, so you won't ever open up because of the veteran status Well, I mean if I'm booked as a headliner and people are there to see I see cuz I'm not gonna go You're the draw It's like if you two was doing Coliseum and Coldplay open yeah, you two would never go. Hey, you guys close it

Which comedian would you not be offended if they were like, can you open for me? I've had people do that Tom Tom's a girl. I did it in December. Oh, yeah. Okay. Yeah. Yeah, because he does Stadiums and stuff now and it's like I wanted to play a stadium. Oh So like, you know 15 20,000 seats stadiums were I just want to see does that feel the same Doesn't that feel like crazy because it's not well that the rhythm is the rhythm is different, right? You have to do broad strokes Mm-hmm, and the timing is different, but It was fine. I was I was wondering 15 20 minutes and it was pretty crazy fun

Whoa, yeah, because I was also proud of the guy. I was like, oh my god. I can't believe yeah That this is where you're at now. It's amazing when you see your friends do that You go from, you know, open mic to over the years become that It's really just you know inspiring and it's I'm constantly in awe of it, you know, but it's great. Yeah, you know He just did 30,000 seats. Whoa. It was just for music rap. Yeah That's like an amphitheater, dude And let me tell you Steve If you want to date a hot Asian chick in LA you can't because he's got him. Oh, I know

Dude, I know he gets the girl. I can't go out with any Asian chick because he's oh, dude He's got him. We've got that. You got him on lock down. No You know, right? He thinks that I'm gatekeeping. You are gatekeeping Of course Steve Eunice Married yeah, yeah, he's married. Yeah, but I was I'll say in this though I I recently like I told you I'm going through that like kind of healing self-care stuff for he knows, you know Yeah, he's kind of been helping me out a lot just off of substance all this stuff And I was struggling with this kind of thing with dating and going out and meeting girls

I feel like it throws me off of my routine of self-care. Yeah, and I'm kind of navigating that I don't know if you have any advice. Well, I mean, I think because I'm going through the same thing and I think it's Um, you know, you get these little dopey mean rushes when you a girl says yes to a date Right go out if you can, you know, hook up, you know, I mean, it's all the same things as drugs and alcohol to escape the moment and not feeling certain things and It's definitely an addiction in a weird way, you know And I've been kind of look. Why am I depressed? I think because so-and-so cancel a date or you know, I mean Whatever it might be, but it's like I'm really taking a look at myself, you know

In terms of like why I'm doing these things and almost I'm also hanging out with people women That I normally would never hang out with Because they're hot That's your new drug. Yes. That's your new drug. Yeah, and it's not a good place to be Wait, wait, you're saying you're all of a sudden hanging out with hot women No, but no, but you know before I did but like now it's like You know, you know, there was that wasn't the first thing, you know, like Now it's like they're hot, but they also have some sort of mental disorder

You know, I mean not being real or they have like they're an alcoholic or they have some behavioral issues And lifestyle issues that that it goes against my own, you know beliefs and ethics and you know, I mean But I stay in it because I want to get the You know, I mean, yeah the thing and it's like Yeah, you're aware that this is happening. You look at your life and you go, why am I doing this? Is is this love? No, then what is it sex? Probably, you know, I mean, and it's like you just kind of analyze it and At the end of the day, I don't think it's healthy Well, she also at that point does she have an influence over you a bad influence

Could she possibly peer pressure you into doing something that's harmful for yourself? No, you think no no, you don't think so No, because I when it comes to that. I'm pretty Adamant about my routines and you know going to meetings and doing all that stuff. What about weed? What about we like? Oh, sorry I had a booger right here. Dude, what if um What if like you're hanging out with her, right? And she's casualties By grab their throat, I got a booger

I'm close. Yeah, you guys I'm close dude. I'm close. I'm close. I'm close. You know, you know, you know, Kare's no I don't know. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that's what it is. It's like when I'm old of korean We're old just Yeah, we're that age. You know, we're old. We're old. You're not that old dude. Well, we're getting I'm getting up there I'm getting up there. Um, what if she casually this hot chick you're hanging out with casually just smoking a joint They do And it doesn't it they they vape And it doesn't tempt you at all. Why would it I don't people I don't want people to change their behaviors

Okay, okay. Yeah, I mean, it's like, you know, I um, I'm just dating people. Yeah, and then sometimes it's like You know, it's not the right, you know, I mean fit when it comes to a relationship But you're in it because it's fun and they're nice people. You know, I mean, but it's like Are you looking for another relationship or are you it's funny because I'm gonna have fun when I broke up with kalala I was like, you know, this is good. I'm gonna go on a run But now that I'm doing it. I'm like, no, I think the reason why I've always been a relationship was because of the feelings I'm having now That doesn't fulfill me, right? And it is nice to have one person that you can share a life with, you know, so

Um, yeah, it's so funny. We went from jiggling bubs It's insane, you know, but I love that's what I love about it. I have another question. Don't No, but there's a sense we're unless the game's really good. No, well, I thought they were all pretty fun Now Can I bring a penny? Who's penny? You know Steve

Steve don't bring a penny That's stupid No, where does she fall into place in this whole thing because because I saw your post Uh, that's your video game girlfriend, right? And Wait, what what he plays this game called start to valley And he has this a girlfriend in the game wife Oh

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Why do you? Is there a fantasy? What is it like the cpu not like another person? You have like a same family. No. Yeah. Yeah cpu. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. So does that what do you mean? Does that bring you comfort like there is comfort there? Yeah, she's always there It's like her it's like her Yeah, there's in in stardew valley There is probably eight women that you can marry to choose from And I played it probably 30 times

And I always either pick penny or haley Why'd you bring it up then? Because I just wanted to know if it was real. Yeah, it's real. Why try to hit him like you're bad Why? Why did you get so upset? It's just ridiculous. Why'd you bring it up? Yeah, I don't know It's just a worry. I'm worried about you. What are you worried about? It's in the game. It doesn't matter. It's weird You find that ridiculous and you just came up with those segments before this when we're talking You just jiggled your ass in front of me

People are gonna love it. Yeah. Yeah, it's gonna bring the numbers baby, huh? That's what the numbers are, baby I'll tell you about penny though. Penny is a school teacher What grade? Well, you know, the two kids in it, they don't really age, but I'm assuming they're like sixth grade maybe. Yeah Um, and um, she's a teacher. Yeah, and then here's what's great about penny Is you're running around in the town, right and penny always sits underneath this tree And she's like it like kind of like with her knees tucked and she contemplates life

You know what I mean? And so and I'm like I just like excuse me the in the library Hailey is the hot one in town and she takes photographs. She loves coconuts and What's so funny you sound like you're reading updating profiles Same like pink cake walks on the beat. This is like the episode of black mirror, but gone wrong video game You're afraid that he's gonna get lost in like a relationship He's not gonna leave us home and he's just gonna be uh pennies there and 18 hours in it's crazy. I could see that happening Yeah, you could right? Yeah. Yeah, we're not I mean you're not too far from but there's one girl

I will never marry in the town and I can't figure out why I don't Who her name is emily and she's hailey sister I It's not insane. Is there a personality trait that she has you're not attracted to her Right. Oh, like that doesn't even feel real. I know it doesn't no no feel real and also she's just um That's what does not feel real looking What you mean she looks like an animal aren't they pixelated they're pixelated What do you mean she doesn't look sexual like she doesn't have in her dialogue

Yeah, right She's not she's not mentally turning you on see what at what Emily started that's emily Okay, you know what it is. She's she's given off queer vibes. That's what it is It's queer. Yeah, that's right. It's queer vibes. She's a queer coder. She's like an engineer Could I say that I think she's hot, but you don't even see penny railing that's emo and can also say this People have done people have done real life. You know what I mean? A cosplay cosplay cosplay. No real like art. Yeah Who is that penny? That's my wife

Yeah, she's a nerd She's always reading realistic paintings of them. Really? That's what you look at. Oh dad. Yeah. Okay. So that's penny That's penny in realistic form. I think you like the wholesome kind of you you want to bookish Yeah, I do. I like pale legs And like long legs. She has long legs. Who's the other one? There's a third one. Yeah, show us the third Hailey Hailey Hailey. Well, you look at Hailey. I tend to be pretty attracted to lesbian tomboy The realistic Looks like Erica Jane. This one's a she's a slut. That's why you like her. Yeah, but here's also about Emily

I don't like there's a guy named Clint in the game. I need the blacksmiths Right and one day he writes you a letter saying can you give it? Is this Clint? Yeah Oh, Clint is hot. Oh my god. I'm gonna put you in your arm. That's fucking Clint. Change your beard. No shirt. Yeah, this is exactly my type of like fantasy. It's Andrew. He's a loser. Yeah, this is Andrew. Why? Do you like him? He's Bob? Do you like him? This is Andrew. He's a full-blown loser. Why? Why? Dude, he's not Elliot or Sebastian. If you if Andrew could create his own character, this is how he would create. Yeah. Absolutely. Absolutely. No, we have a guy Carlos that used to work, that used to work here. He was talking about a glory hole and he went a couple of times to a glory hole. You don't know what a glory hole is? You know what a glory hole is?

Oh, it's like when you stick your dick through the hole. Yeah. Or thank you. Or your ass. No, that's not a glory hole. That's ass fucking. That's a glory hole. You could fuck through the hole. No, he's saying directly to the hole. It's not a glory hole. No, your butt on the your butt cracking hole. You put your butt like what you you did before like this. Yeah, but how thick is the wall? Well, there's a hole. It's just a bathroom stall size. I would I would assume. Yeah, but still this much. So how do you get the length to do it? The length of your what do you mean your dick? Well, I mean, you stick your butt against a hole. Yeah, and then there's a wall like this. There's a wall.

Or you know what I mean? And then there's a dick. But there's still this much room. Yeah. Okay, but it's doable. Yeah. Okay. Or a mouth. Yeah. That's the biggest. Oh, yeah, you would love it. And I love sucking dick. That's the problem though. Like, I love sucking dick, but my mouth is tiny. Yo, why was that the smallest open wide I've ever seen in my life? I'm like my jaw hurts. Your whole face is opening wide, but your mouth is crazy. It's crazy. I love sucking dick, but my mouth is so small. But black dudes, let's go. This shit's tight.

Oh, I mean, yeah, because you're so small. Let's go back to Stardew Valley. That's where it came from. I hate both topics. Most men think it's tight. Yeah. Whoa. So they come easier. Sure. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I thought of another segment. Let's try it. I don't do that segment right now. I don't even know what it is. We're not doing it. What about you guys? Have you ever been with women who have smaller mouths or bigger mouths? I don't think about that. Yeah, I don't even think about that. Maybe we have small dicks and we don't know.

You know what I mean? Even if the mouth is small, it's probably just, you know what I mean? Throwing a hot dog in a gigantic hallway. So what do you like about that is just the suction? Oh, my god. About sucking dick? Yeah. He likes the taste. I love it. Yeah. What? Do you like the taste? What? What do you mean? He likes the taste. There's no taste involved. Is there a taste of vagina? Of course, there's taste. Yeah. Yeah. Of course, there's taste. There's taste of the dick, too. There's a little bit of like a roll-of-the-penny kind of thing.

Yeah. I mean, if I sucked anything on you, it would have tasted like something. Yeah. Yeah. Your finger, your toes. Do you cherish, like, do you stare into the eyes, like eye contact? Depending if I like them or not. If I like them, no. So do you focus on the head or the... You guys brought it up! See, Steven? So I think you brought it up. I'm going to talk about Stardew Valley and Penny and you guys did separate back to this. Steve's getting gay in Gaysets Education on this podcast.

Oh, no, I went to Glory Hall. You went to one? No, I'm just saying. I'm trying to look back at the conversation and I segued it in the Glory Hall and it brought us to this. Oh, and I said you could put them out there, too. Right. Right. What I'm saying is our friend Carlos will go back to Glory Hall. My friend Carlos has been to a couple of Glory Halls, right? And he's like, I'm pretty sure it's women on the other side, but it could be a man, but do you think that that's a gay thing?

It's never women. Exactly. It's never women. That's what we thought. So you don't know who's on the other side? That's the whole point of it. Yeah, what? That's the whole point of it. Oh, so it could be a man sucking your dick. It usually is. In England, you never heard this term.

Oh, I thought that there was you. You can at least, you know, it's like straightforward, like who's on the other side. No, Ricky Gervais tells a story about in England, a young man, right, goes to a Glory Hall, penis comes through, he sucks it. And when they leave, they both leave. It's his dad. He didn't know what his dad's dick looked like.

No, do you know what your dad's dick? I don't know what dad's dick looks like. Dude, that is therapy. Here's a therapy app. You think? Shut up. That can't be real. No, that's not real.

This is a joke. That's not real. That's what he says. And that's not special. What are the odds of that happening? In London? Come on. That's crazy.

I'm just saying, but even if it did happen, what would happen, you think? How would you go to dinner that night? Would you go to dinner that night? I don't know, man. Yeah, yeah. We're not eating hot dogs. But how would they even find out right after date?

They literally came outside and they were like, oh, god. He must have seen like a shoe, like the corner of his shoe. But is the whole thing about that supposed to be like an anonymity? Yeah. Yeah. He just randomly bumped into each other. The dad probably went, oh, son.

And the son couldn't say anything because he has come in his mouth. Yeah, it's so dumb. So on the receiving end, so when the guy sticks his dick through the hole, does he just lean against the wall? Steve, I don't know this. Why do you care?

Don't do that. You want to go? You do your own style. Does he lean? Yeah, yeah. So does he look down or does he just lean against the wall? If he's a cop, would you do that? Right?

I don't know. What is he frisking you to? What the fuck are you doing? You know what I'm just saying? No, you know what he's doing? He's fingering his own butt. Like he's like going like this and fingering it. This is the gayest podcast I've ever done in my life,

and everything was initiated by you guys. Yeah, yeah, exactly. Actually, thank you. It's fun, though, man. This is where the fun happens. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So everyone has their own style. Am I the first gay person you've ever talked to?

No. Oh, OK. No. OK. My neighbor's gay. Yeah, I'm just, as far as like detailed things, but no, but is that the first Korean gay dude you've ever talked to?

I think so. I think so. Bring him out, bring him out. So that's why I'm in treatment. Represent! Represent! Hanguk Chingu, Hanguk Chingu, Hanguk Chingu, Hanguk Chingu. Yeah.

So you're fascinated by it? I'm fascinated by it. OK. Yeah. I'll take you to one. So do you like, so there's guys on the other end that like to do the sucking. They get off on that.

What's in it for them, though? Just a mouthful of cum, right? No, it's, you know. It does sound like you're interviewing the first gay person you've ever talked to, man. You've never talked to a gay person. Let me say what's in it for you. That's what it feels like, though.

I haven't asked these detailed questions. So they get off on that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's like, oh, it's an adrenaline rush. Yeah. I mean, I don't know.

Could I get turned on? Why do you get turned on by anything? Could I ask a specific question? Let me ask a specific question because you're talking about he might be the first gay Korean that you've talked to. Is there something like specific to a gay Korean person that like culturally that you've gone through in your experience? With another Korean?

With another Korean or in your life, with family or friends, like there's a gay part, there's a Korean part, right? And there's culture in both traditions and stuff. But is there something that's been particular with being a gay Korean at like a Korean function or something, or like maybe an Asian gay event? Oh, there's plenty of those.

There's plenty of that. Is an Asian gay event, what happens at Asian gay event that's different? Everybody fucks. Oh, it's like an orgy. Oh, it's a straight orgy. I mean, pretty much. But it's a very kind, imagine like, it's like Gold House,

but forget for orgy. It's a Gold House orgy. A Gold House orgy, yeah. It's like that except, you know, who knows, like if everyone gets down, but like it's a gay Korean person and I have never had a relationship and I've always been, why are you laughing?

I'm sorry, I'm sorry. No, why are you laughing? Why the fuck are you laughing? Why are you laughing? I don't know, why are you laughing? I thought of a field trip. Well, I'm telling the story right now. Yeah, save the field trip.

Save the field trip. Go ahead. So random. So gay, yeah, go ahead. Another gay Korean, like I have a gay cousin, you know, like I know I have gay Koreans, I know, but like I've never been in a relationship with one. Why?

It's just never presented itself, you know, so like, and I've been in my current relationship for eight plus years. So like it, do I think it could be like really cool sometimes? Yeah, absolutely. Because like there's the shortcut, right? Everything, you know, all your cultural stuff. You like the same foods. I see.

You could talk shit. There's so many times I'm out with my non-Korean partner and I want to talk shit about the restaurant or something or whatever. And I'm just like, I got to like fucking whisper. You know what I mean? Like, do you think your parents would like you with a gay Asian partner more than a non-Asian partner?

A gay Korean. Oh, specifically Korean. Because my mom can't speak English. So she's, I've been, she's known my partner for eight years and she's always like, okay. All right, right, right. Because that's interesting. Oh, hi, Eddie.

Because you and your dad passed, but if he was alive, how would he feel right now? Do you think you didn't come up to come out to him? No, no, he died before I came. Oh, wow. Yeah. Yeah. You know how his dad died?

Can I may I say it? Yeah. Yeah. His dad died in a Korean spa. What? Yeah. Oh, wow. And that's why they scraped him too hard.

Skin came off. No, seriously? No, not seriously. No, no, no, no. But was he, what the fuck? No, no, no. No, I don't know, man. Yeah, that's seriously.

So, hey, man, was he in the steam room or the, what was going on? He was in the tub. In the tub. He was in the tub. He had health issues as well. So it wasn't a drowning thing. No, no.

Okay, okay. No, not a drowning thing. Yeah. But they did find him like floating on the. Oh, wow. Oh, wow. Yeah. And that's why we came up with this TV show, right?

Because I go to spas and his dad died in one. And we just kind of started talking about that world. And then we came up with a show. And now the show is dead as well. So. That's a really good job. That's a really good job. That's a really good job.

That's a really good job. So funny. Sorry. Yeah. It was right there. I had to. Yeah. It was right there.

Who knows though? Who knows? We don't know. Fuck, now you're going to be positive. I'm going to be positive. Because that made me angry. Yeah. It's a revenge thing.

Yeah. He's not really dead yet. OK. OK. Yeah. All right. Let me say something. If I saw a room full of Korean men in an orgy or whatever,

I would probably cry with pride. Oh, really? Yeah. Because, you know, I grew up with all these old school beliefs and these strict fucking rules about other races and about, you know, gays and trans and all that stuff. And it's like, I always hated it. I always like, no, mom, Filipinos and Vietnamese people

are normal. They don't just watch our children. Yeah. I mean, they're not, you know what I mean? They're like, I could marry one, right? You know what I mean? If I was gay, it's not the end of the world, right? It just happens to be.

I was born that way. And they had these stringent ideas about what, you know, it is to be a Korean person. And I always hated it. You know? Yeah. So it's like, if I saw that, you know what I mean?

I would probably burst into tears. I agree. I think it would blow my mind in a good way. In a good way. You know, I'd be like, whoa. And then the fact, you know, they get right after the pie, grab soup together. Oh, yeah.

Yeah. I get replenished the protein. Yeah. Yeah. Replenished the protein. Yeah. It's just, yeah. It blows my mind to think about the possibility.

What's wrong now? No, nothing. I just, I had a great idea. Think about the field trip. Oh, is it the field trip? Yeah. You know what, stop for a second. Stop for a second.

You know what's fucked about your field trip thing? Ever since you had the field trip idea? Try to guess what it is. No, no, no. Stop, stop, stop. But let me just finish one thing, right? Ever since you had the field trip idea, you haven't listened to a word anyone said.

I have. I'm on Alexa Pro now. It's helping me. All right. Yeah. So what did we talk about? Um, okay. Field trip in the field trip.

Yeah. What we talked about the field trip. Do the field trip. My mind went blank. Wait, say it. You might didn't go blank. You just said no. You didn't know.

You didn't listen. I was, I was just going to say, because you, no, it's on the topic though, because I was like, oh, you know, it has to do with the topic. You don't listen, but anyway. Yeah. No, but I'm getting better, right guys? We have no idea.

No, we have no idea. Yeah. Yeah. You're a crazy. So, so. You're a crazy person. I'm lost. Can we go, is there a place maybe in Koreatown where it's a

gay spa and then we could do a field trip and we could go in together in our robes and. Yeah. Yeah. Why? Steve, Steve, Steve, Steve, Steve. Yeah. Go ahead, John.

No, I'm just like, I just keep getting forced into these gay scenarios. I know, I don't want to talk about it anymore. Yeah. Yeah. It's just weird. It's just a curious. I'm very curious.

I'm curious. Very curious. We spent 30 minutes talking about it. That's a problem, right? And he always goes to it. I thought the field trip was about something else. And that's not a field trip, really. It's about kids.

I know. At this point, we're doing, we're just being gay. Like at this point, we're just being gay now. Has it been gay? It's been gay. Could I ask, do you think you're more like, do you get, you get booked more for TV stuff, right? Yeah.

Do you, do you, do you, I'm sorry. I don't know how to proceed to that. Sensitive topic we had. No, let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go.

Let's go. Yeah. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Yeah, as you feel like they're looking at you more of a TV to feature guy, a movie.

Okay. So defensive. I'm not going to defend. Okay. No, no, no. It's just like, I felt bad. I'm going to stop. No, no, no, no, I want you to keep going.

What is the difference? Like how did it, when they look at you a certain way, like a movie guy to a TV show. Yeah. Not relevant. Is there, no. Has been. Is there a difference?

Because you're. What do you mean? Like the way, like, oh, he's, he's a feature guy. He's only in movies. A character actor guy. Yeah. A character, there is a thing, right? Well, I'll give you an example.

Right. So I did, I'm going to say it. Fuck it. So Nick Kroll and Ike Barron Holtz had a movie or TV show on Hulu. Right. The history of the world. Yeah. And I did it.

Oh, yeah. That was with Ronnie too. I didn't know that. Okay. I didn't know it. He's in it too. I know. I saw the poster.

I thought you guys were both in the same skit. We are in the same skit because. Yeah. History of the world. Yeah. Yeah. But he's Genghis Khan in the skit and I'm just some random guy. No.

No. Are you serious? Yeah. And he's on the poster. I'm not. Oh, no. Right. It's not.

Oh, no. It's fine. I love the guy. Yeah. He's hot and relevant. Yeah. Right. But there's a side of me.

It stings a little because I know those guys, but I get it. But could I say this? The war is not over. Why do you say war? Yeah. Why is he? Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. There's a war in your mind. What is your problem, man? Wars are great. Wow. I love wars.

I'm Korean. Yeah. Yeah. Right? Is that Korean? Yeah. It is. What is that about Koreans that it's gotta be combative?

It's the Han. Yeah. Yeah. It's the what? Han. Han. It's just the combative. It's not combative.

It's I believe it has something to do with oppression. The Japanese oppressing us. Right? Yeah. It's like years of like historical trauma. Right? It carries on into generations. Right?

And that's why there's so many Korean revenge movies. And we love them. We're obsessed with them. We're obsessed with them. Yeah. And it's like comeuppance. Uh-huh. Right?

And we winning at the end. Justice. Justice. Right? And we don't like authoritarian situations. Right? And so we I still I have that. It's not a bad thing.

It's not unhealthy. I don't think. Right. Right. Because I love everyone. I really do. I love Andrew working. I love Ronnie working.

I love when you got that Will Ferrell movie. I'm so fucking happy for him. He's in a he's the villain in a Will Ferrell movie with him in Aquafina. Right? Whoa. Yeah. So you're killing it. Congrats.

And we we've done two movies back to back this year. Yeah. And when I see you on set, I'm so proud of you. Yeah. But there is a little bit of a hunt there where I like to compete. Yeah. I mean, I like to go, you know what, the war's not over. Yeah.

You know, and it's like, I don't think that's a bad thing. Can I ask you, do you think other races have hunt to like, like, you know, because those other I like us, I don't think. Huh? Well, there's other ethnic groups that haven't fucked over as well. You know, Native Americans, Black people in America, like, do you think they have hunt? Yeah, Jews. You think they have hunt to.

I think that if you look at, I don't want to name certain ethnicities. Yeah. Right. But there are some ethnicities that there's real wars going on where there are camps where certain camps cannot be in the same club as another camp because it'll be actual physical violence. Right. We don't have that.

Okay. Do you think we've held back? You think we have. You think we whenever you do that. I love it. Okay. The Asian comes. I love it.

Did that really sound a little bit. Okay. Okay. I love it. Do you think it's okay? Let me ask you this. Do you think it's because our people. Start over.

Man up. Man up. All right. All right. All right. All right. What the fuck? This is, I'm starting to have hunting right now.

I don't know. I'm starting to have some serious hunt. Oh my God. I'm trying to get to you. That's what I'm trying to get to. Okay. You're on, dude. Do you think it's because we've suppressed it?

That's why we have hunt as opposed to other people, like still in the war fighting in the war, do you think maybe like we're not fighting out outwardly? We're like, we have it inwardly. Like we have that war going on. I think that you've got a point there. Like we don't, we don't know how to express it. So except for like when we're drunk and singing in a karaoke room. That's like the only time you, you will ever see like Koreans being emotional.

Right. Yeah. I know. But I think there is something along the lines of like, we don't know how to express our emotions and we have this like thousands of years of like being fucking run over by like Manchuria, et cetera. So like, it's like a chess. We play chess.

Yeah, but look at Korea now. We, we, we take that energy into success. I mean, look at, we've such a small country, South Korea, right? Right. But look at the companies that we have Hyundai, Kia, yeah, I mean, Samsung, Samsung, et cetera, et cetera. Look at the film industry there. Right.

That's all of the music, right? And it's just a small thing. I think that's because of that hawn of the work ethic too. Yeah. And just showing, you know, me expressing ourselves in that way. Right. And many, for many years, I'm not saying that I think that every race is funny, but there was a little bit in an LA where Koreans in the beginning were the funny stand-ups.

Now you got Ronnie and all, you know, all these other people and they're very funny or even in many ways, but in the beginning it was Koreans, you know, I mean, you know, I think, you know, you had Margaret and. Margaret and Henry Cho and, you know, so do you feel like they won the war? Who? The Chinese in the end, in entertainment or is the war, does the war continue? Does it ever end? Does it never end?

The war never ends. It will never, not in my lifetime. The war and my war will not end. But your war will end when you think you won. I'll never win. He'll never win. So the war. I could put myself in a position of.

To be victimized. To be victimized. You do. I always do. Why do you do that? Because it motivates you. It drives you. It drives me.

Oh, to drive, to keep going. Yeah, yeah. That's very interesting that you say that. At least you know. Interesting. No, I'm aware. I'm aware of what we all do it in some way. We do it.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I asked that because I asked myself too, like, when does the war ever end, you know, and when do I feel like I won the war? I don't think there ever will be. It's never ending, yeah. Well, that's why I'm not having kids so that it doesn't like get translated. Pass it down to the other generations, right, right, right.

So I'm chopping it off. Breaking that generational. Yeah. Yeah, it ends with me. I just realized this. There's two types of Koreans. Yeah. Right.

We're the other type. We're all one type. You always say this. We're the, you said it dirty Asians, right? We're the dirty ones. We are. What do you mean dirty ones? Like, like a little bit of the misfits of it all.

Oh, oh, oh. No. The young. That's not what you mean. What are you, what are you saying then? Like when, when dad was a kid, right, he, you know, his friends went to school and stuff and my dad. Shoe shine.

Yeah, but he also stole pickpocketed. Right. And yeah, and he survived. He was a street kid, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. He'd pickpocket sell things and he had his little Mary band of, you know what I mean? And there's just, you know, he was, he's not an aristocrat. He's not high and mighty.

Street rat. Mom has a little bit of the royal kind of like snooty, you know what I mean thing. She likes what you, you know, design or shit and all that stuff. But dad is more like us, I think, you know what I mean? But I have a little bit of the designer stuff, but it's like when I'm in a room with the Yuppity Asians, right? You know what I'm talking about. You start getting angry.

Now I get angry. I just, I'm a whale aware. I'm with them. Oh, you do. Oh yeah. What's a dead giveaway then? Like when you're hanging out with them. What's clothes?

Number one, the way they dress, right? The way they handle themselves. Like if some of them will never do tiger belly because of the topics I bring up. Wait, you're talking about like Hollywood, Korea, Hollywood. Oh, right. I saw. Oh, I thought you were talking about in general. In general too, but in Hollywood as well.

There's a division. There's Korean. I don't want to name. There's Korean, but you won't do tiger belly. Whoa, name names. I want to know. I can't believe that. You got to be political, man.

100% true. They're all laminated on a poster. Oh, there's a shit. Really? They're laminated on a poster. He said he's like, I need that. No, you did a callback for his thing. I like how you explained that.

It was like, it's a callback. Get read. I'm so sorry. You can't read it. I'm sorry. My point is, is that yeah, there is. We're one type. Yeah.

Do you believe that or no? Yeah, I would. You're straight for sure. Yeah, I could say. There it is again. My family, I consider it to be kind of a yellow trash, if you will. Us too.

Growing up. Yeah. My family were yellow trash. Our dad for sure. Yeah, yeah, yellow trash. Yeah. Can I tell you a story? My dad was, I mean, this is not a segment or anything.

He had an apartment on his own when he was getting his Kage, his clothing store. And I went to visit him. So my dad had clothing stores in San Diego. But no, this is Arizona. I know. So he would drive to Sacramento and stay there. Riverside.

In an apartment. But he was scouting out places in Arizona. And I didn't know he had this secret spot. And I'm like, he's like, all right, let's go to his apartment. He literally had the bare minimum. A mattress, a hot plate, and like just a razor. That's it. In a bar or something.

Oh, am I so sad? And so it dawned on me. I'm like, oh, this is the way he would live without meeting mom. This is him, you know? That's you. No, I have. I have a computer.

No. I have a computer. You need it for your business. I know. But what do you mean? I have stopped. Even when we go shoe shopping. Dude, don't bring up my shoe preferences.

Is it plain Jane? Yeah, you just want brown plain Jane. I go, look at these fancy ones. No, I don't like it. You're very like plain. Plain. What's wrong with that? I think you kind of transition.

You're like mom. The Hollywood designer and then you kind of hung back, you know, because I'm a designer. There you go. I mean, you were trying to put me on the shoes. The, you know, the designer. What is that golden goose? Exactly.

He was really. Chucks ain't good enough. You got eight million dollars for golden goose. They're not because they look like chucks, but they're not. Dude, break them out. Let me take a look. Those are ridiculous.

Let me take a look at those. You don't want to get that. I would wear those every day of the week. Those are chucks. No. Those are real. Stop for a second, all right. It's bullshit what you're doing.

What do you mean? Because one night I was wearing these and you go, where'd you get those? I was like getting to your desire. Oh, so you were lying then? I wanted to make you feel good a little bit. That's sweet. But at the end of the day,

I'm still angry. But that's really nice. But at the end of the day, let's move on from the show. But at the end of the day, yeah, yeah. Chucks. That's that's I'm more that.

Okay, good. Chuck. Congratulations. Yeah. Thank you for being a bad guy. Thank you for being a Korean.