Bad Friends - Theo Von Joins Bad Friends Today on Patreon

Episode Date: February 27, 2026

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I got a DM from Tiger King. Isn't he in prison? Yeah, he hit us up too. He wants to talk. Oh, he hit us up. So we got hit up by the Tiger King as well. What do you go to prison for? Killing people?

Did he kill somebody? I think petting against the fur. You know, sometimes if you pet a cat. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. If you pet back to front. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. They don't like it. No.

Yeah, it hurts, apparently. Two counts of murder for hire, eight counts of violating the Lacey Act and nine counts of violating the Endangered Species Act. Okay, a little different. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. And one count of petting the wrong way.

Petting the wrong way. Damn, dude, 21 years, 252 months. It's like petting against the grain. It's like when you see that guy who was like drunk driving up the interstate, and you're like, what are you doing, man? What are you doing on the interstate? I saw a buddy of mine I knew his girlfriend was driving

to work in the morning and got hit by a guy going the other way. Just driving in the morning drunk on the other way. Just smoked her. Wow, wow, wow. She's alive. Yeah. I don't know anymore. I mean, this was a while ago.

I ran over a motor. The motorcycle list. You did. Remember? We're in Pyongyang.