Bad Friends - Theo Von & Rimbo The Kimchi King

Episode Date: March 2, 2026

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White dude and an Asian dude. You two are disgusting. You two or something. We're bad friends. I got a DM from Tiger King. Isn't he in prison? Yeah, he hit us up too. He wants to talk.

Oh, he hit us up. So we got hit up by the Tiger King. as well. What do you go to prison for? Killing people? Did he kill somebody? I think petting against the fur, you know, sometimes if you pet a cat. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. If you pet back to front? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. They don't like it.

No. Yeah, it hurts, apparently. Two counts of murder for hire, eight counts of violating the Lacey Act and nine counts of violating the Endangered Species Act. Okay, a little different. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And one count of petting the wrong way. Damn, dude, 21 years, 252, mine. It's like petting against the grain. It's like when you see that guy who was like drunk driving up the interstate, you're like, what are you doing, man? What are you doing on the interstate?

I saw a buddy of mine. I knew his girlfriend was driving to work in the morning and got hit by a guy going the other way. Just driving in the morning drunk on the other way. Just smoked her. Wow, wow, wow. She's alive. Yeah. I don't know anymore.

I mean, this was a while ago. I ran over a motorcyclist. You did. Yeah, remember? Where in Pyongyang? But that's just driving whileation. You know what, dude, those stereotypes and those tropes are very true. Yeah.

Have we started? Yeah. We can. Do you want to not start? No, long as we're going. You want to start with a song? You want to, I know. When I drink my beer.

You were singing that on the way in. What does that drink my beer thing? I don't know. I just get the Turning Point USA, that one got, drink my beer. That's my head for 24 hours. What is that? Oh, the Super Bowl halftime show? Yeah, yeah.

Let me hear it. Yeah, yeah. Drink my beer. Who's at Brantley Gilbert? Kiss my girl, drink my beer, ride my truck. I'm right here, no two queers. Eat my squirrel. Eat my squirrel.

Pet my cat starting at the back. Right. That's what rocks, bro. Do you own a cat guy? Huh? Hey guy? I don't know the cat, man. You own a cat guy?

You don't have any animals. I don't, but I'm gonna get some soon. Gotta get a dog. I'm gonna get a house and a dog. Well, you have a house. What are you talking about? Yeah, but I'm going to get one that could be, that's a little more dog appropriate. In Nashville?

Yeah. You'd never move back here, would you? I don't think so. I'll come back more to visit more. I'm realizing that. Yeah, we miss you. I miss you guys. But you're loving.

You love Nashville. I mean, it's just growing so much. It's like you're, and it just feels like a big town. So, I mean, there's, there's, all cities grow. All cities grow. They say, Phoenix is growing, right? When I go there, it's the same. When people talk about their cities

And they're growing, they'll grow. Yeah, you're right. Will you have... It was a smaller city. Yeah, it's gotten bigger. Will there be a Theo section of Naitland? Are you getting your own attraction at Naitland? I don't know what that would be.

It'd be a petting zoo. Back to front only. I love you, man. Back to front, pet and zoo, Nateland. Is it called Nateland, right? I'm not, I have no... Is that really happening? He's opening up a theme park.

That's a real thing. I've heard rumors of it. I didn't know if it's real. Oh, it's legitimately real. Look at that. Comedia Napar Gatsi, early stages developing a hundred plus acre family friendly theme park called Nate Land in Nashville. Good for him.

Yeah. Nashville. Do you ever hang out with him? I see Nate in passing sometimes, but he is very busy and I'm doing my thing. So it's just like, you know, you see the trailer for his new movie? I haven't seen it. Yeah, I haven't seen it. Have you seen it?

No. He's got a game show. I saw that. Yeah. I was in the theater, man. Were you? I was in the movie First of all, good to see you guys, man.

I love you, Theo, man. I don't know what he's doing right now. Thank you for having me. It's an Lexapro, dude. You can't blame it on Lexa Pro. Why? That you're being annoying. That's not one of the side effects.

You know what's going? I'll be quiet. No, be, it's not about me. It's that yeah, Lexa Pro, huh? Sorry. You're good, dude. Yeah, yeah.

Lest we forget. Yeah. No. Go ahead. When you, thanks with the other night in Vegas. Dude, it was great to see it for your birthday, man. Yeah, and it wasn't my birthday.

It was your sober birthday. It was, but I don't think you were aware of it. No, I wasn't. I thought it was your actual birthday. I have a video of you, a girl that brought you the cake and everything. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm sitting there in a restaurant in Vegas, all of a sudden, a big cake with a bunch of candles, and everyone's happy birthday, and you did that for me.

And they played like the traditional music, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Happy, happy, happy birthday to you, to you. You seen that funk, the funk monks or whatever? It's like a band. It's like those monks that are willing to be funky or whatever. Yeah, I don't know. I'm not aware of it.

They're the funk monks right there. Oh, those are the funk monks? I think so, funk monks. Do you know them? Huh? No. Oh. But damn, they look fun.

God, do they ever? Yeah. It's a big band too. It's like the white Jabberwockies There's one black guy You gotta have one get one Oh you got Do you do need one black

And Jamal on the horns Save us Jamal That's good Ladies and gentlemen The Funk mucks Funk monks That's a good horn Dude did you ever see that baby dude

I forgot to even ask you What baby man You're X Y's He's saying Have you met you're a Carlisla's baby yet. I'm translating. Did you ever meet it?

Yeah. You did? Many times. Wow. I play with it. Really? He bites my face. Is it, was it, is there any feelings when you hold it like man?

What are you doing, man? What the fuck you come around here doing that? I'm just saying, is there any times when you put it in your little arms? I do. And you say, you know, you did. It could have been. Yeah. What could have been?

Do you think there's any, he was left over in there and some of it got in that baby? Oh, but. Some leftover Bobby. Yeah. That sperm is slow. They cling. It's slow, too. It cling to the ovaries for years.

Yeah. Here's my turn. Right. And jumped in the other sperm. Grab the tail. Right. Here we go! Like a little Rick sperm?

Yeah. Like a Rick sperm? Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So maybe there's some of my stuff in there.

You ever look in the eyes of the kid and think about that? Yeah. One of them was like, this. No, stop it. What? Don't deflect. Don't deflect what? Tell us the truth. You look at the kid ever and you go, look at that. I could have, that's a little bit of me right there. Mm-hmm. Well, you know, um, well, you want to get real? Let's get real. T. Yes. Yeah. Let's get real. Um, I'm alone. Um, I'm alone. I'm alone. You ever look at

pictures of the kid when you're alone? Sometimes. And I go, um, what could have been? I, I think I made some mistakes. Yeah. Fuck monks. Let's get real. Sorry, sorry about that. Yeah, yeah. You think about what could have been. What could have been, and I made some choices that were not really, I regret. Well, you were also saving up your urine and a lot of jugs around the home, I know.

I know some people call that doomsday prepping, but I'm like, I don't. Yeah, what's the, what is the, for what party? It was a collector's item for him. It was more of like a. It's ambiance. Yeah, it's ambient. Yeah, because when the sun goes through it, it has a glare. Yeah.

That's that show. That's a show you sauce. That's a show you sauce. That's all that is. A spicy show you. Yeah. With gojujang with love. Oh.

Oh, goji Jang. Good reference. Gojujang with love. Yeah, yeah. But there are moments where you have that thing where it's like, yeah, I could have if I'd have just got my ducks in a row, you know, it would have been different.

But that's life and you keep going. You keep going. Good reference. But you know, I learned. If I would have hung my ducks correctly in the window, I could have still been with her. That could have been my kid. You like duck?

It's too gaming for me. I've had duck neck. It's too oily. The meat. I've never had duck body. I've had duck neck. You have? I've had duck neck.

I've never had duck body. Duck neck. What's duck neck, man? Duck neck. It's in the title pretty much. Yeah. Duck neck. Duck neck.

So you eat the neck of the duck. There it is. It's good. Looks like sausages. Oh, you can really eat the, Oh, duck neck. Yeah. Hot, spicy duck necks.

You ever any exotic animals? What if you're somebody that eats a lot of neck? Are you called a... Go ahead. A necker? Yeah. Thank you. No, you're not...

Are you looked at all? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Necka. Neckon. Backs, back, yeah. My bad. He'd be knacking. Dude, how have you guys been feeling, man?

The show's been doing so great. It's like, you guys is... Has it cemented you guys as friendship differently? Is that a crazy question? Am I just making things? No, that's true. No, it's good. Yesterday or what, the other day we shot our six year anniversary. Pretty huge. We did six years.

We're kinda nuts. We didn't think we'd continue. He can't do it. He can't do it. It's Lexapro. This is Lexapro, sigh. Yeah, it's gotta be. Well, you seem positive. Usually you don't have a ton of energy, I think. Yeah, he's got a shitload of energy.

Yeah, on the cellular level. Yeah, I exist. I know only do exist. Hmm. Yeah. I had a dream that my, oh dude, I had a dream that my, oh dude, I had a shit, I had a dream. Oh, I just saw Haxaw Ridge thinking of, speaking of that. Yeah? Yeah.

Good movie? I mean, I don't think it's good. What were your dreams? Yeah, what were you? That's what I meant. I had a dream that we went camping, me, you, and my brother. Whoa, let's go. Yeah, yeah.

And then my brother was making too much noise. That sounds right. Yeah, yeah. And then he woke you up and then you faked, yelled at him. What do you mean? You pretended that you were sleeping, right? I knew the bit you were going to do, right? And I go, Andrew's getting really mad if you wake him up.

I knew that you were still awake but pretending to sleep, right? And you did an extra, you know what I mean? Snap. Oh, good. Right? And it freaked him out and then he ran out of the tent. Hey, Bob. Yeah?

Hey, Bob. Why is Andrews so angry, Bob? Yeah. So good. Yeah. Andrews. I mean, what do you do? He left him.

It was just you and me. Yeah, and then you and I both laughing. Then I woke up. That's a nice dream. Don't you eat when P's ended. Yeah. Why do peas and dreams? Because otherwise you would pee in the dream.

Yeah. You're gonna piss in the bed. But life was so good when you peed in the dream. When you used to ride that bitch, you're like, I'm staying in here. And in your dream, everybody's like, well, this guy's just peeing everywhere in here, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You're like, that kind of means it, bro. Yeah. I've spit in my dream one time and I woke up, spit all over. Really? I felt like something was in my mouth. Like, I must have been stuffy. And in my dream, I just, and I spit. And then I woke up all over my pillow.

I was spit. And I thought, that's so funny. on to do that in your dream and it to be happening in real life. It just feels good. But do you know when you die in a dream, you really die in real life? That's what they say. Wait, is that true, guys? Impossible. Yeah. In the Matrix. In the Matrix if you die in the dream, you die in real life. So it's got to be real. Because we're living in the Matrix, aren't we not? Does anything feel real lately? No, dude. Bro, not at all. Yeah. So I think this is. But no, everything's going well. Nobody's living in complete fear. Yeah. I just take up day by day, you know, man, pal.

Oh, yeah. That's all you can do, man. That's what I'm doing. Did I say that a couple of episodes ago? No, but there's something you do, so we do have to monitor it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You repeat things. Yeah, yeah. You think so? Yeah, that's what? So is that a side effect Alexa Pro?

Yeah, yeah, let's do a symbol. Can we do a symbol, like a hand single? Simple, yeah. I'll do that. Do this. Okay. When I've said something before. Okay. Yeah, do something like that, very subtle, something like that. Yeah. Yeah. That's just point to your eyebrow. Real subtle. Yeah, yeah. Yeah.

That's very good. Okay. So did I say that? Oh, yeah, that's no. That means no. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Picture lips. What's the lip thing?

So this is no. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's hungry in sign language. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. What does this mean? I know this means something. Yeah. That's like it, you know what I mean?

Back in the 40s, the black people on stage. Jazz hands. Yeah, jada, jada, jaz, jaz, jaz, jaz, jah, jada, jah, jah, jah, jah, yeah. Back in the day? I haven't seen that. All right. Jazz hands.

He has hands. He has hands. I should have said that. Yeah, yeah. She has hands, dude? Oh. Yeah, you haven't said it before. Yeah.

Dude, this is awesome. Dude, I never been on here. This is your, yeah, because I asked. Wait, have you never been on the show? I don't know. I didn't even, I swear to God. We've been trying. And now we're here.

We'd be trying. Well, I think, yeah, for, I mean, since I moved away, it just just been tougher, you know, and then just having to do the, do your own show. You know how it is. Oh, my God. You're doing your own show. It's a nightmare. We do miss you a lot.

I think about you all the time. Yes, I really do. And I go, I wish the, because we saw you more often. Yeah, we did. Yeah. Back in the good old days. And you're the,

you're one of the only guys that have moved away that I kind of miss. Who else moved away that you don't miss? Go ahead. No, I miss. I see the, there's a lot of them that it's blatantly obvious,

I think. Do you have to ask him that? I mean, you're the ones, you're the one that is in my mind the most. Oh, that's nice you to say, man. Yeah, yeah. I forget about some of those days are.

Like I forget about some of the times at the store and stuff. I definitely long for it. I think, yeah. Do you have that in Nashville at Zanis or something? You don't have like a club thing in the city that you go to? No. Because they're the only club. Yeah, I go to Zanis sometimes and there's another place there.

City winery. Sometimes we'll try to stop over there and make a show happen. And Zanis has a lab now too so you can do like just a, you know, I've got a show there coming up. I got a couple shows in like the next month coming up. So that's going to be good. Can you pop in or no? Yeah, you can, but they have like booked acts. And so, that's right.

You know, sometimes you don't want to show up at somebody's show and they have a full green room and now you're in their space. And then, but also I was just on tour. I was out of, it was like a lot of times when I was doing shows, it was just out of town. So it was like when I was home, I was just kind of trying to relax or podcast. So it was like the past couple years was just, it was just very busy. You know, it was busy. Are you going to take some time or no? Yeah, well, right now I don't have much touring.

I mean, I'm putting some shows. back up now because we're going to retake my comedy special in a couple like a month or so. You're scrapping the old one. Yeah, I think we might just, we may, I don't know, we just want to have a better shot at it, you know? All right, sure. How many did you shoot the last time? We shot two. We shot same day, load in same day. There was just like, I mean, we talked about it at. Yeah. I don't know if we, we talked about it. We talked about it. Yeah. We have to, we don't, I already talked to my bottom personally. He's on the four. Yeah. It was just like a lot, you know, it was just like a, it was just a crazy time. And so I think it was just too much to try to

do something. And I also want to get it good. It's like, you know, I've worked hard on. I want to get it at least to where I feel like, hey, this is the best that I can serve it. Yeah. Where are you going to film this time? I don't know. We were looking at Erie, but the, because I love the theater there when I performed there.

Really? But the weather. Yeah. The weather is, is, might be pushing this out of there. It's Erie, Pennsylvania. And so I think maybe we're looking also at Jacksonville. Jacksonville is also in Florida. Carlos typed in Erie Indiana

Well it's funny you have three white guys over there Who obviously conquers of land But they don't know where anything is Yeah But yeah we're trying to figure it out so But it's all good Well Yeah so that's it

Netflix? Yeah Yeah we didn't do Netflix They didn't want us around Yeah They said no thanks to us But you guys did Hulu Hulu

Hulu which is great Yeah It is Do something new Spread it out Yeah. We're trying. And what is your call, Bobby?

Finally. Oh. Isn't that good? Yeah. Finally. It's time. It's about time. You like it or no?

Be real. Yep. No, be real. Be real. I do like it. I was just thinking if I like it and I do. Yeah, you got to give them a second to think about it. Give me some other suggestions of names you might call it if it was you up to you.

Finally. That's, we talked about finally. Yeah. And I thought finally, like finely. Yeah. Like fine. Yeah. This guy's fine.

Yeah. Sorry, I didn't even laugh there. That's the thing that happened. And then Lee at the end. Got it. Steve's brother. Steve's brother. Oh, that's a good one.

Steve's brother. Yeah. What's your mom's name? Jeannie. Jeannie's boy. Dude, my mom's Gina. Whoa. Why not?

We should put them together somewhere. Yeah. That's the only way to respond to what he just said. Why not? Why not? Yeah. Dude, we should put them together somewhere. Why not?

To do what? Huh? Be around each other. Oh, really? Yeah, you said you're... Absorb abhorbed energy, huh? Yeah, just absorb each other's energy. Didn't you say Stevie's out to live with your mom now, right?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And why did he move out there? Because I needed an eye on her. What is she up to? Some dark stuff, man. Like, what do you mean, like espionage or what? No, she's just all night long, Epstein files, just five in the morning. She's sitting through all.

What going on? Are you eating people? Oh, demon state? Why so much pizza? So much pizza. All the time. Oh, Somalia abroad. Lindsay Graham Gay?

Oh, Mitch McConnell is sleepy. And I want to say shout out to my producer, Zach Powers. That's here today, too. Shout out to Zach. Zach's in the back. Love you guys. Zach, pop in on camera real fast. Just say what's up.

Just look into the camera. Yeah, move McCone out of the way. Hey, what I? There you. There's the dog. Yeah, there he is. How long you've been producing, man? And his girl just got laid off.

Hell yeah. Really? That's not to clap for. Best country in the world, man. Best country in the world, yeah. Thanks. Oracle. Zach, you're good.

How are you feeling? I'm good. We just potted today. We're chilling. Okay, good. Yeah, who'd you pile with, bra? Chris Hemsworth, Australian. Oh, wow.

Really? Yeah. Wow. Wow. A smart guy trapped in a good looking guy. Oh my God. What you hit when that happens? What a bummer.

I was, I thought it was just, you know, and it's just judgment. You know, you see a guy that's that much of, you know, a handsomeish guy or whatever.

Yeah. Dude. Handsome. So smart, cool. Like, just talking about like, just stuff.

Like, it was a valuable chat. I needed to have it today. You ever notice like that when you're in those moments, you're like, God, dude,

things are so off or something. And then somebody's like there and it's just like you have the, whatever comes in the, And that's the perfect, you know, to get the perfect conversation. I want to live in that little space between his fucking, you know, his stomach right there. What are those little gaps? The happy trail.

Yeah. I want to live in that gap. I'd be so happy. You know what's so funny about this guy? It doesn't work out. He doesn't? All genetics. Wow.

He says he refuses to go to the gym. He channels a gym, though. He does meditation. Through his brain. Yeah. It's brilliant. He has a $60 a month membership for a channeling gym. The mental gym.

Like when we had Zach Afron on, right? And when you really see a real good-looking guy, it's crazy. Because sometimes, you know, I'm around you, and if I don't see a good-looking guy for a while, right, I go, oh, Theo's very good-looking. But then once I see Zach and then I look at you, I go, oh, it's he was ugly.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, that's a disrespectful thing to say. You know what? It was, it wasn't great. Let me just say this, man. Let me just say this, man. Oh, God.

Oh, this happens on this show, too. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Let me just say this, man, okay? I want to say this, right? For comedian, man. Right? You're very handsome. And you too. You know, Andrew is better looking than me.

How about this? Yeah. How about this? Yeah. How about this? If you think he's ugly, you are fill in the blank. Bottom. Feeder?

Disaster. No. So you really think about yourself that way? This is my point. You're the one that came up the scenario. Oh, my point is, why are you putting him down? Don't you find beauty in yourself and in Theo? Yeah.

I was trying to create funny, you know? Yeah, good. Do it. Keep going. Yeah. Yeah. I was trying to create something. You're being mean to them.

You're just being mean. That's okay. I mean, I know how to look. I've seen myself a lot. No, you know, let's go back. Can we go back a little bit? Can we go back a little bit? I don't think so, but yeah.

You know? I apologize. Oh, sorry, Ronnie Chang's calling me right now. Oh, dude. Our dog. Wow. That's our boy. Who's that?

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Deep cut. Deep cut. That's so fucking. Randall Park. Where am I in that group? Dead center. Yeah. I'm dead center.

I will say this. When I saw about, when I was like I was in Las Vegas and I'd never seen Bobby in the wild before, right? I've seen Bobby in contained environments podcasts or comedy club. And somebody's like, Bobby's in Las Vegas. And I was like, what? What happened? Was there a plate shift? Did something, how did he get over here?

You know what I'm saying? Like, was the extent of the walk? Did they actually move his bed over here? Like what traveling is allowing just people to sleep and travel at the same time? And they're like, he's here. And I texted him and he's like, yeah, I'm going to come meet up. And I was so excited, dude. Yeah.

Just to see you in like a, this living like your life, dude. Like I just feel like your attitude over the last few years to me has just been like more. I'm going to get out and I'm going to take advantage of things and I'm just going to say yes to doing stuff. Yeah. And I feel like it's been a lot more outgoing. Do you think that too, Andrew? Is that just? No, he has been a little bit more. It's inspiring to me, man. Well, because he's the single thing has helped. Even though I'm not a good looking guy or whatever, it's still. As an ugly guy, you understand. Yeah, as a fucking. He has an ogle. Yeah. He's been getting out more. Because he's single,

girls have been making him more active. Dude, and I saw you at the UFC and they put you in like, kind of the special needs. Sorry. It was still, you got, it was awesome. I couldn't even go to his, I couldn't even go to your section. Yeah, I heard. Yeah, they dragged me out of them.

But I couldn't go to yours unless I had a neck brace on. They had to fucking, yeah. I had to rub like Vaseline all over my arms and neck in. Yeah. And be like, oh, it's so hot in here. I know. To go over there. Why did we get that section?

But it was so crazy. I'd never seen anybody get. right where they come out right along the rail, bro. That was amazing. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You were right there when they came out. When they came out, yeah, yeah. It was sick.

I tried to high five. No one high five for me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Rose, Nama Yunus. I tried to high five and she was, shit. Why did they come out with their eyes closed? No, they were feeling it maybe. Yeah, she was coming out like this,

and I put my hand out and it missed like this much. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's close, though. Yeah, that's pretty close, yeah. It was pretty cool. But the reason why I went to Vegas is because I was like, I got to do something. thing. Because I had done the special the weekend before. I was like, I got to

not go up all the time and just like do something. So I asked Joe for tickets and I went and it was so much fun. Well, Joe didn't give you those. You bought them on Ticket Masters. Joe But Joe gave you, he said you a link to Ticketmaster.

Yeah, yeah. Use code. I paid money. Use code Rogan 15. 15% off at StubHub. I always spent $750 for those seats. But But having dinner with, I didn't know you're in town, so having dinner with you that night

and then walking around with you afterwards. And Bizzle was there. You guys love each other. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's the best. The biz. Yeah. You're still touring with him.

Yep. Whenever we go out, like whenever we go on a big tour again next year, probably will do it. Who's Bizzle? Tim. Tour manager guy where the same hat as you.

Oh, the tall guy. Yeah, tall guy. You guys are always pushing each other? Pushing. I have video you guys, and we'll include it. No. I have countless hours

are you guys pushing against each other. I don't. I know we probably push. Yeah, yeah. I don't know what is it. That guy invites it. Yeah. You try and hit everybody kind of in the pecker and then run off or whatever.

Yeah, like a kid. Yeah, yeah. You start it. Yeah. He'll play with you, but you started. I do start it. I don't think anyone's ever started it with you. Yeah.

I like the fire. You do. Yeah. That's good, though. That's your new specialty. I like the fire. Back in the caveman days, the Koreans, who, who, right?

And the Korean would go and light the fire. You were the lighter fire line. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You think somebody. just people would light their like what do you think was like an early comedian trick that somebody would do in like a caveman Dave?

Fart into like fart into a fire to make it puff up a little bit. For sure they would still run. It's worth the laugh. It's a good laugh back there. A little fire farter. Yeah. They would laugh. Lose their mind. Yeah. Evidence

suggests that we did have laughing similar laughter patterns. We would copy each other's laughs. Look at that. Laster and pre-primates involved sounds made during tickling and playful interaction, you'd be a tickler. You would 100%...

Oh my God, I'd be ticking beer, all kinds of animals. Yeah. You're a tickler, dude. I would tickle everything. I didn't sleep last night. How can you're not... He's not like the pro too.

Some nights. I'm on eschatalopram or something. It's a generic. Will you mind looking that up, please, brother? I used to play basketball with that guy. Eschatelopram? Yeah. He could hoop, dude.

That kid's crossover was not. Generic Xanax? Eschatalopram it's called. How long you've been on it? I've been on it, I think, for 17, 16 years, rather. But I've been, I switched to some other ones. Oh, you did? And yes, sometimes I get to a point where I don't know if they're working.

It feels like something's, like, kind of going wrong, and it feels like they're not working anymore. Sometimes I'll try to take breaks and get off. So, but for the majority of time I've been on, I've been on something. Yeah. For a while. It's kind of crazy that we stand on that long. It's like, you would think you go in for something and it's like a problem. But then 17 years later, it's still, you know, you know.

You know, like you're still wearing like a leg brace or whatever. And that duct tape holds up. You know what I mean? You know what I mean? Like, if it works, it works. That's a good point, actually. That's a good way to look at it too. Like, I just think if it's not, if it's, if it's helping and not hurting.

I mean, for you, I think you should change. Do you think so already? I switched to something else. Oh, he's doing. Yeah, wait, wait, wait, give me some notes of since the beginning. The boys will tell you. Yeah, yeah, tell me. I think it feels like maybe, maybe it's, maybe it's bumping up against the, uh, the Wagoe or whatever.

I think they're in... Are you on GLP ones? He is. Yeah, yeah. No, he's on... Wegovy. Oh, yeah, we switch. Yeah, we switch.

I think they're bumping heads on there. That SSRI and Wagovi are going toe to toe. You think so? Yeah, and something's going on wet rattling around in that brain. Yeah. And probably the riddling, too. That also doesn't help. Yeah, yeah.

What's the one where your spit tastes like meat or whatever? That's the one up. Yeah, yeah. When you clear your throat, it tastes like as like a meat tape? Yeah, I've heard of that. I don't know. Yeah, yeah. I don't know.

Yeah, you, so... Something. Oh, Paxloved. Paxilovid, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Paxloved, yeah. That's a good one, huh? That's a great side effect, huh?

Yeah, meat taste. Paxloved. I'm going to take a step back. Take it? No, I think you should go in. No, I don't know what you're doing. I think you go further. Don't you want to see how far?

I'm thinking three steps back. No, no, no. You guys go on. I'll interject. Look, look, look at that road down there. Yeah. That road. Where does it go?

Let's go down it. Barstow. Let's go. I'm going to Barstow. That's what I'm saying. Take a ride. Yeah, yeah. You're having fun.

You're already there. Take a ride with me. I'm going to be your riding queen. Yeah, dude. Was that turning point? Is that on Turning Point? That's on turning point. I've never heard that song in my life.

Yeah, yeah. I've never heard that in my entire life, dude. What would you say, Bobby, what is your magna, like a role? Say you get in a movie, right, and it's a big movie, and it's like, what is the roll that gets you to a level where you're like, wow, that guy is the Daniel Day Lewis of our time kind of, you know.

Wait, wait, wait, okay. I'll roll that. Like Daniel Malay Lewis. Right, right. I'm the guy, a movie about the guy that discovered gunpowder in China. Right? And I'm sitting around,

look what I made, right? And everyone's like, be like, what is it, buddy? What is it, buddy? Right. And I go, oh, we can make guns out of this. I go, no. Firewalk. Oh, the king of fireworks. The king of fireworks. Oh,

Champy's got some of that bang sand on him. Is that what we say? You did the dialogue. You could write it. But yeah, yeah, yeah. You shouldn't have to write it yourself. But it was Chinese alchemists that did it in the Tang Dynasty. All are the ones that started guns?

Chinese discovered gunpowder. And what they did was if they made guns, they would have ruled the world, but they didn't. They made it, they did other things with it. What were they doing with it? It's called gunpowder. I don't know. Putting it in food.

They're like, oh, this is better in orange chicken. No, and look, they would eat it and then just blast off against the wall. But they wouldn't figure it out. But the Europeans are the ones that used, you know, use the gunpowder and made weapons out of it. Yeah. You guys are doing just fine. I think they did stick it in sticks and they did, you know, me use it as a weapon as well. what I would have done, put some wet stuff on a stick,

put some gunpowder on it against the wet stuff, hit somebody really hard with the gunpowder. Snap. That is, look at that, there's history of gunpower, the first gun arrow. Yeah, that's what they used to use. Agarro. That's a firework, dude.

Yeah. That's all that is. Yeah. Oh, so you guys used it to celebrate, and then some asshole came along and he's like, you want to celebrate, how about a funeral? Yeah. And he just shot somebody with it.

They used to be a weapon, and then they thought it'd be fun when they killed someone for color to come out. So they would shoot someone with it, and then you'd get exploded with color as a celebration of your death. Look at that. It's the original canon.

That's incredible. That's Paul Skeen's back of the day. If you look at that photo, actually, super close. And that's an early curveball. I don't think I'm that good of an actor to be Daniel DeLewis. That's right, yeah.

I don't know if you... No, no, I think you are. If you had the right, so much of it is like you've got to get the right role and somebody has to see how you can operate, Bobby. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I think you'd be great. I mean, what about you? You can't do it by yourself, Bobby. Yeah. You think you guys could wear an Oscars? No, what the fuck? No. That's what I'm saying. No, I don't ever need to act again. Yeah. How about you? You think you're winning an Oscar? No, Bobby. You're the actor. You've done way more acting than any of us. Yeah, I know, I think you've done more. No. You must have done more. Well, I'm done, so it doesn't matter. I'm done too. We're both done. We're out. Yeah. I'm going to do tires. Stamped our card. Oh. Oh yeah, he's doing two episodes of Shane Show. You are? Yeah. What about Tom Sawyer? What about him?

I played Huckleberry Finn in a play. You did? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And who was your best... He did a photo on my Instagram, but who was your best friend? What? Tom Sawyer. Oh, it was?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I remember I played Huckleberry Finn... Huckleberry Finn. Oh, there you are. Yeah. We talked about it, yeah. Cute. Huckleberry Finn, then.

Every time I would walk out, the whole audience would laugh. Just because you were so sweet and cute. Yeah, yeah. There you are. There's your buddy. Yeah. Me and Ian Edwards. Do you know about where I can get?

I got something for you. And then you get off and Neil Brennan's there. He's like, I got some point. Yeah, he's Mr. Notes, huh? Well, he's the bravest. I mean, he's so like. He loves the art so much, you know? He's just like, I got something for you.

And usually he's... It's always good. It's always good. It's always good. And then he cares to do it. Sometimes I'll listen to something. I'll be like, here's a tag and I'll just put it in my notes or whatever.

Yeah. And then I'll just... Never tell them. Yeah. I've done that. Or get afraid to tell them. Sometimes you're like, I don't know if they would want me to say anything. Yeah.

If I'm cool enough with them, I think... Sometimes I do it, but then sometimes I think it's not that good of a tag anyway, fuck it. But they might have wanted it. You should have given it. Just try. I just give it to them. Yeah.

Especially coming from you, I'd take it. I would take all of them. You know what I do now is when comics give me notes. Normally, like, year, for years, I'd be like, oh, okay, I'll try. Now I just, tell me you have a note for me. I got a note for it. Nope. Oh, okay.

I just won't do it. Unless it's someone that's superior. Neil, I'll do it, you know what I mean? If there's someone you really respect, you would do it. Yeah, but when some, like open mic or comes up to me and goes, hey, man, I got some notes. Is that happening a lot? What? Open micers doing that a lot to you?

Yeah. That's wild. No one gives you notes? I have dormant and everyone give me notes. No. I don't think that's... No, nothing you're doing is working, so let me... They say that. No, no one's giving me no.

I mean, I'm sure they probably have comments about it, but no one's come up to me like, hey, can I... You ever get notes from, like, just strangers? Um... I don't think so. I don't know. I might. It's usually from... If anything...

I don't know. Someone that came to the show sometimes. Oh, yeah. That's happened. Yeah, but they go, you know what I really like this? I probably don't. I should have said. I do probably.

What? I might. Yeah. Yeah. But I've never given anyone a note. No. Have you? Yeah.

I mean a friend. Yeah. You have. Yeah. You have. Yeah. What do you sound like? What are you fucking encyclopedia?

Like you're a detective suddenly to easy. Yeah. Definitely. Like you're like, all right. You just like it landed on Plymouth Rock. It's not that big of an adventure, dude. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. I've never have. Dude, I'm trying to think. What is that role that you're in? like get you to that crazy like Academy Award, Webby. I think it could be something, uh, the webby, Spider-Man. The story of your life. You know, it's just you kind of just get skeed off your hands from jerking off at night.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Spider-Man. Spider-Man. Yeah, yeah. Don't kill the spider. I'm a spider man. Little spider in a spider man.

You're just a tiny spider in someone's home. Yeah. Spider-man. No, I think it could be for you would be, like your story of your life. Yeah. Oh, I play myself. A story of a little Korean man who grew up in San Diego

amongst all these goofy whites. Yeah. And you made it out alive. Eating doodles with the dants and all. Yeah. Eating doodles of what? With the people. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

It could be your life. What about the guy that then invented kimchi? Who's that guy? Yeah, who is that? Bring that guy up. You could have done that. Yeah, yeah. It's probably a woman, huh? invented by specifically but the ancient Korean people

so the Kim's, we get to make up the story that's the best part. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. You become the guy who started the Kimchi Revolution. You began Kimchi. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, let's make it up, Cho Cho. Yeah, Cho, no, Cho Cho Cho. No, Cho Cho. Cho Cho, sorry, yeah, yeah, apologize. Cho Cho Cho Cho Cho. The Kimchi Cowboy.

Kimchi Cowboy, yeah. I live on a beach. The king of kimchi, Cho, Cho, yeah. No, and I'm on a farm and I pick up some cabbage. Mm-hmm. What do we do with these? No, it went bad. It already went bad. Oh, it went bad. And all your cabbage is bad now.

Something's going on. Something is going on. Yeah. Right? And people are like, oh, just throw it away, right? They throw it into the ocean. I go, no. You throw it into a vinegar thing.

Yeah. Yeah, that's it. I go, no. We dig a hole, put it in the ground. Right? Put some vinegar. I don't know how they make kimchi. So how do they make kimchi, dude?

I mean, you should learn. This is your past. Yeah. I don't make it at home. I don't have a home kit. No, you make a home kit. What do you mean? Wait, right now?

Yeah. You don't? I don't know how it's made. Wow. Yeah, yeah. Somebody can make you some of it. Yeah, yeah. What do you have to do?

You prep and salt the cabbage. You wash and drain it, and then you make the paste in a large bowl. So you do all the, yeah. Gochugaro, garlic, ginger, onion, fish sauce, and sugar form a thick red paste. You stir it all in there. Then you put it in there and you ferment it, right? You pack the glass jar tight, pressing down, get all the air out. And then you wait for fermentation.

You let the darch sit at room temperature from one to five days. One to five days isn't insane. Yeah. What? Well, the more days, the more fermentation. Once it smells sour and tastes to your liking, then you put it in the refrigerator. It'll continue to ferment slowly and it'll last for months.

But whoever created this didn't, this isn't the first time he tried it. This is like fucking 100 years of trying different ways. Well, we got to figure out this. Yeah, there's no way someone got that right the first time. Oh, Koreans are pretty smart. Yeah. So what is this?

What did you have to put it into ferment it in glass? What did you use? What did you use? Like a light bulb or something? What did you originally ferment? It had to be a great. glass. Yeah, something in the story. Yeah, something in the story that you took the air out of it and you were able to put the cabbage in something. What'd you put it in? Well, there must have been jars,

right? We had jars. Ooh, jars of clay. Remember that ban? Yeah. Rain, rain, rain on my face. What about this? What about this? How about this? Stop. We used jars as trash cans, right? So then I was just, let's throw it away. You worked for the trash company. Yeah, yeah, I worked for the trash company, right? And I took the cabbage and threw it in the, their jars, their trash cans, right? Yeah. And then I threw away salt too.

Where did we get trash cans? Yeah, yeah. Let's throw away salt. We threw so salt. All the ingredients. We're just throwing it away. Well, you were taking salt from the ocean. Yeah, yeah.

Let's throw it away. Okay. Yeah, yeah. Put in the trash can. Yeah, the greedy ocean have too much salt. Yeah, yeah. Here we go, right?

What else is in it? Well, it's... Water? Throw water away. We have too much water. We throw it a water. Right? Fish sauce.

What us? Nobody eats fish sauce. We have too much of fish sauce in the village, right? Throw it away. We're throwing all of it away. What else is in there? Garlic. We have way too much of garlic here.

You're throwing everything away. We put it in the trash can, right? And we just, and the trash guy doesn't pick it up for a long, long time. One to five days, it sounds like. Even longer. Oh wow. Yeah, for a couple of months. And then I walk out of my hut and I go, God, the trash man, not fucking

I'll be here for like two months. We threw all this stuff away, right? And then I go out, I put you money, and I open up the lid. Yes, and it's like on Breath of the Wild whenever you open ever, it's like, and you cook your meal. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And you cook your meal and it's ready. And I look down, I go, oh, look delicious.

Yeah, right? Well, you're starving. You haven't eaten days. Oh, yeah, yeah. I haven't eaten in days. There's a famine. Yeah, there's a famine. Yeah, yeah, there's a famine going.

It's a cabbage famine. It's a cabbage famine. Because I threw it all the way. Rocket money. Let me tell you something, my friend. You saved me thousands of dollars a year. I'll tell you why. Why?

Because of Rocket money. Because I have so many done subscriptions that I'm not even aware of anymore. Well, they're not dumb. You just signed up and you didn't remember them. And Rocket money. They're also dumb. They're also dumb. Yeah, yeah.

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I'm going to eat this garbage. Right? So I stick my hand in there. I pull it out. I take a bite and I go, mm, delicious. And that's the end of the movie. You think so? Yeah.

Yeah. No. No. Why do you always end it? No, no, start it. That's the beginning. That's the beginning. I like it.

There's a sequel, dude. What's going on in the sequel? What? No, there's not a sequel. Yeah, yeah. Soy sauce. I discover soy sauce. Whoa.

That was you too? Yeah, it was the same guy. Yeah, dude. Right? Yeah. And orange chicken is the third one. That one you definitely did. Yeah, yeah.

What do I do with all these oranges and chicken? Just an abundance of orange. Yeah, I mean, that's the third one, right? I have somebody oranges and chicken. I don't know what to do. Right? This is a chicken. He has an orange stuck in his throat.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. My chicken, always is it in oranges. Right? Yeah. I have to eat it anyway And then a car hits him Yeah Yeah yeah

So you know This is That's where I The third one The orange chicken Was where I wear my Oscar We got a call Netflix I think some of this stuff

You will win an Oscar Yeah yeah yeah Yeah yeah yeah And the Academy of War Goes to Orange Chicken Bobby Lee It could happen

Yeah Spielberg goes up there with you Orange Chicken Was invented by chef Andy Cowan in 1987 for Panda Express. Oh, so Panda Express created orange chicken? In Hawaii. Yep, in Hawaii.

The Hunan flavors with battered fried chicken for the American palate. Iconic, sweet, tangy, slightly spicy dish known today. It is good. Shout on Andy Cow. Shout on Andy Cow. Shout out Andy Cow. A hero and a legend. Is Andy Cow still alive?

He's on that Panda Express to heaven, dude. Yeah. Sorry. One stop. It's not real. Andy Cow was one of 11 people who died in a shooting massacre at a dance studio in Monterey Park, California, January 21st. That is not real. There's no way.

That is not real. Yeah, people didn't like it. Yes, it. It is real. Orange chicken. Wait a minute. It is real, dude. That's a Andy Dieb would an idol, love.

That's not real. That's the same guy that invented orange chicken got popped. He was 72 at the time. It looks like. Well, what? Well, somebody didn't like it. It always gives me heartburn. That's nuts.

It's good. It's insane. So good. I love orange chicken. And especially you don't know about it and somebody gives it, somebody like gives it to you and you don't know about it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I love that. I'll take some Kung Powell. I like Kung Powell. If I ever have amnesia, take me to get orange chicken, dude. All right. I'll wake you right back up. Well, no, just because there's no better feeling

than that first time that you get introduced to orange chicken. Remember, you didn't know about it and then you knew about it? Yeah, yeah. What? Changed your life. Mine is August 6, 1987.

Orange Chicken Day. That's when I knew about it. Oh, yeah. Yeah, when'd you know about it? When's my D-Day? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was probably around the same time, I would bet. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I cried. How about you? The mall. April 14th, 2024. Oh, recently. Took me a minute. Yeah, it took you a minute. Couldn't really clear.

The old Easter orange. Yeah, Easter orange. So you had never heard about it before then? Heard, never ingested. Right. Knew it existed, never was interested. Yeah, and then when you did it, what? I've been a Kung Pow guy for years, but I will dive a little bit of orange.

Yeah. A little bit here and there. What's the one with the cashews in or the peanuts or something? That's, that's, that's cowpong. Kumpau, that's Kumpao. That's good. Yeah, Kumpal's great. That's good.

It's named after Ding Bozohan. Yeah. You know the King Dynasty official and governor of the Sichuan province? Yeah. Gongbao. That's a name that we don't use that much. Ding. Gong Bao.

What do you mean, ding? Yeah. Ding's a great name. I know, but we don't see a lot of people. And more don't, more dongs than ding. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Dude, what about Rambo? What if you did a Rambo?

Oh. You know, could I say something? I asked about this, my agent. But that training montage is a two hours long. There's no training montage in Rambo. Yes, there is in this version. Well, he's saying you have to justify it for the fans. Somehow.

Yeah, they're going to need. I did call my agents many years ago. I go, is there any way we could, I can be in a Rambo? This is real. You just, you just take it. him out and just put me, I'm in every scene, right? But I changed the dialogue and this and that. Like in the beginning, when, you remember the cop is in the car, whatever,

and he sees Rambo and I come up to the, you know, he comes up to me. And he go, hey, where's the bathroom? You know, like change the dialogue. Yeah. They go, you have to get the rights for the thing. You wanted to be Rambo. Yeah. Yeah, but in a comedy way.

Right. I'm just playing myself, just, you know what I mean? Rambo was kind of a comedy. Yeah. In and of itself. Look at that. It's hilarious. Or Rambo.

Rimbo. Yeah, Rimbo, we change it. You know? I don't know, dude. And you're from the Pacific Rim. Yeah, good, good. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, Rimbo.

Rimbo is back. Really fell off that cliff. Oh, yeah. Who, Rambo? Yeah, Rambo. Rimbo's always falling off cliffs. Rimbo always does. Most of the movies is him in ICU.

Yeah. That cliffhanger, that was. Oh, that is a gayest looking thing ever. If you don't think that picture is him trying to meet a guy somewhere? What is that? What are you doing down there? Come up here and climb with me. He's just waiting for Alex Honnold to pull up on him.

He's waiting for Jared Leto to just scurry up after him. Have you had Honnold on your show? No, he would do your show, though. I can't believe he did that Taipei Tower. If you'd do that, he'd do your show. Did you see it? We talked about it, right? Yeah.

This or this? Did you watch it? We talked about it. Okay. I saw some of it. It's fine. Yeah. Yeah, he lived.

He lived. Yeah. I was actually at a place and somebody said to somebody else who was a rock. I'm like, just letting you know he lived and like, oh, good. I mean, that is the number one concern. What ended up? How far can you go up the building? Probably till I'll see some tits in a window.

I'm ordering a spryd at that point. I, um, I sat on a plane. Sorry, go ahead. Go? You sat on a plane with who? Dante Filipino actor. Oh, no. Yeah.

He was in a hook. Yes. Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, I like that guy. Rufio. He played Rufio. Rufi. Oh, Roofee.

Great guy. I have a story. So he has like 19 brothers. He has 19 brothers. He's got a lot of brothers. Dante Bosco. The Bosco's. He's got like two other brothers.

I exaggerate. But I remember, dude, I remember in commercial auditions back in the day. I was always against his whole family. Oh. When it's in Asians, it was him. It was the Bosco's. Dude, that could be a movie.

Bobby versus the Boscos. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And they book all the Panda Express A. Yeah, yeah. But sometimes I would beat them. Yeah. I fucking God, I beat the fucking Boscos. That's how it is, dude.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But who did you used to go up against when you were auditioning in LA? Dude, I would get over there. I'd be furious I had to drive over there. I was late. I would always, like, leave my shit in the car. I'd be practicing and shit. Oh, my God's the world.

I get in the room. I was too scared to talk sometimes. I remember one time I had him open the window. And then I was like, can you open the other window? I was like I just couldn't even speak or whatever. And I just was too nervous to even talk. I know it's the worst. I would start saying, I was just like, I was so bad.

I don't know. Like, I don't think it was ever anybody in a hallway where I was like, oh, we're in for this same thing. Or if it repeatedly happened. I don't think so. There wasn't enough that I went out for like regularly. Yeah. You know? One time I saw Ian Edwards in the waiting room and I said, what are you going out for?

And he said, whatever the role was. I said, that's the same thing as me. So obviously they don't know. They've already booked somebody else. It's like, a skinny black guy and then a redheaded, it was like, what in the fuck are you guys looking for? That to me was always a signal. It's like they already gave it to a famous guy.

They're waiting for him to sign. So they just have us in there to like placate the time. So they can have a job. Yeah. I wouldn't even be called in with Asians. I would be called in with the other category. Yeah. So I'd be in the lobby and there's like a 9 foot five Nigerian guy.

A 900 pound Samoan guy. Right. Guy from a fire. Yeah, you're the fire guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like the afterlife in Beetlejuice. All those guys. That's what my love.

Bobby's audition. This guy with a little head. Yeah. Just waiting with the handbook. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I would be like more freak character category. Did you love it when you went to audition? When I look back on it, I realized I didn't like it.

Sometimes I'm. If it was set up for me to win and have fun, loved it. But if I was, if you knew that you were there as a, just a sheep for them to push through the line, I hated it. I would get so mad because I knew they weren't giving it to you. They were given it to a famous person. You'd have a conversation with someone.

An agent or manager would be like, they already made an offer to, you know, Channing Tatum. Josh Hudson. And you're like, well, what the fuck am I doing? No, they want to see other people. It's like, no, they don't. This is just so people can have jobs. Because otherwise it's like, well, let's get lunch.

So that always made me sad because I was like, well, I'm wasting everyone's time. Even if I was nice, naffable and funny and good at the audition, it was like, well, who gives the shit? They don't, they're like, yeah. But you don't think that if you were that good, they might change. Not in a million fucking year. I think you're right. Yeah, those days of that old Hollywood, like, anyway, saw her and she blow us away. It's like, that's not a thing.

They already know. Well, you get to meet casting directors. You get to. Once you meet them, though, and they know you, they already all know. They all talk about who they were. If the room was cold, I would fuck up. Oh, yeah. When I'd walk into a room and they're just kind of like, you know what I mean?

I'd be just like, I'm done. I can't do it. Yeah, having to create the energy completely yourself. Like, I was good at some of the talking and communicating, but then when we get into the thing, I think I would just be too nervous. Yeah, I just did it. There was something about you could do it now, though. Yeah, now I think I would probably be a little bit more like I understand it. And I would only do something I really wanted to do.

But you have the confidence now, I think, to do it. Well, you got your own movie coming out. You don't need other people's fucking movies. Yeah. When are you guys releasing that, you and Spade? In April. What's the name? Can we know the name?

Bus boys. Boys. Boys. That was a fun shoot, brother. Yeah, Nate Diaz is in it. That's cool, too. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I met Nate through Shane one time, and sometimes he'll facetime me, like in the middle of the night.

And I get nervous to answer. Because I don't know what he's going to ask me to do. I agree. What is he going to say? Like bury your body. Right. Yeah. He's going to, I just like, I could just see me picking on people.

like, what's all, brother? What are you doing right now? And I'm like, I'm in bed. And I'm like, get on a plane immediately. You know, like, and I have to do. I would be like, what is am I going to do? Yes, you can't say no. I can't say no.

Bro, that'd be a good movie. You can't say no to Nate Diaz, dude. That would be a crazy movie. Whenever he does call me, I'm like, fuck, I got, I prepare a little bit. But him and Chris Avila, that's a, uh, another fighter. They, they, they both came in, dude. It was freaking hilarious. Like, the whole thing was just ridiculous.

But it was a bit, it was a good, it was a good experience to learn about how to do it You know, we just paid for it ourselves and like nobody would help us make it. Yeah, but when I did it, right, am I still in the movie? Yeah. Okay, good. Hey.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, you're in it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But the reason why I had so much fun is because you guys kind of just let me do whatever I wanted to do. Oh, yeah, you were good in that. No, no, but I was just like,

hey, can I just do this? Or like, yeah, whatever. That's when you shine. Yeah, it's so fun. You can't tie you down, maybe. But when they're saying, no, you have to say it like this. Yeah, it's hard.

You have to do it like this. You have to walk like this. I've had that known. Can you walk in the room different? I'm like, what? Well, you got an interesting gate. You're being very edgy and confrontational. No, I just said your stride is unusual.

What the fuck is your problem? Do you not have a weird gate? I do. So what am I saying? Do you? People have commented, you walk like a GTA character. Yeah, you walk like a, you walk like a, you walk like a of NPC. I do?

You walk, I have to change my walk, huh? No, no, no. Okay. No, we're just joking around it. Okay, okay. None of this is real. Is it? Okay.

Are there health concerns you do start to have, Bobby? Oh, yeah. For sure, my. I got to quit smoking. Smoking is the worst one. I can't breathe. You got back on smoking after so many years. I can't breathe.

And then, uh, some young lung. That's what you need now. You need a transplant, dude. Hey, bro, you need a transplant. You need some young lung. Sorry, and that's very racist. I like that. I like that.

I like that. I like it. We're worried about COPD. Yeah. And then another thing is, I don't move. That's right. Yeah, yeah. Some days...

You get bed sores? No, some days I just all wake up. They're welts, their bed welts. I'll tell you my schedule. Okay. All right. I'll tell you my schedule yesterday. Bring up Walberg's schedule and we'll put his next to it.

Yeah, yeah. Wake up at 3.30 prey workout. Yeah. His is wake up, go to Walburgers. 2.30 wake up prayer time 2.45. It's insane. It's insane.

What is this? By the way, can I tell you? It's real. No, it is not. My hands is God. 2.30 a.m. wake up? It's real. What?

I'm telling you. Yeah. I had a small role in a movie with him and I jokingly brought it up and he was dead serious about it. I was like, come on man. You're not up that early in the morning. Like, be real. Every day.

He's like, every day, brother. I was like, come on, man. And he looked. He threw dad. What are you talking about? Like you... Oh, I think he's confident. Oh, no, he's in it.

This is his shit. Okay, when he's having his meal three is when I go to sleep. That's when I go to sleep. Yeah. When I'm sleeping, that's what I'm going to think. Mark Wahlberg's eating his third meal. That puts you to sleep.

That's how you count sheep. That's how I count sheep, yeah. Wow. I love how at 11 a.m. He has family time meetings, work calls at family time when his kids are at school. That's the best time. Yeah.

This isn't real. Wow. It's real. Meal seven. Can you zoom in? Meal seven. Meal seven. What is he,

a fucking Hobbit? Meal seven. He's a shark. Unbelievable. At four, workout two. He goes to bed at 7.30, dude. I love that. He works out like five times a day.

I just watched Hacksaw Ridge last night. Give it you. So good. You brought it up twice already. What's up? I love them. love the movie. It's so good. I've never seen it. I'm watching a lot of war movies right now, just in case things get really bad. Really? What's your favorite one so far? Hacksaw?

1917 was really good. Hamburger Hill, I like. Is it good? Yeah. I like the event. What? Yeah. The event was insane. Armageddon is one to watch. Armageddon? Just to prep. Oh, there you go. Yeah, if we want to go back to where we belong. Yeah. Platoon, let's rank on. Platoon. Probably one of the best. One of the best. Full metal jacket. First half of the movie. I think it's a lot. I think it's a a great movie. Okay. Let her see Joachima.

Yeah, that's a good war movie. Dazpok apocalypse. Band of brothers. Band of brothers is the best. It's a great show. That's a great show. Band of brothers is so good, dude. Yeah.

Marriage or no? Ever? Yeah. Yeah, me too. Do you think we can get there though, Bobby? I mean, look, I just don't want to talk about this tongue because I'll talk about a lot of my show. Oh, yeah, yeah.

Let's not talk about it. You end up becoming this whiny guy who's like, you know, it's like, you know, you can figure it out. But yeah, also, you just been busy and, yeah, you want to find somebody that's a good match. There's been a couple good girls that I could have hitched on to that I let it go. Yeah. And I didn't, you know, because I was focused on work. So it's all good.

Yeah, I feel like, sounds like somebody trying to convince themselves, but that's okay. We're doing good. Well, you know, it's all good. Yeah, it's all good. If you find a partner, when you find a partner, I tell him that all the time. He's on the hunt and I'm always like, too, just let it be your, you've done so much. That's RIMBO, dude. Rembo.

That right there is RIMBO. He's out there, bro. The kimchi king, Rimbo. Oh, dude. He'll hide in your bushes and eat your ass, dude. That's RIMBO, dude. I only had a little bit.

It's coming for you. And I appreciate you guys so much, dude. You'll love you, brother. I love you too, man. It's been a long time. It's so fun to see you. And also, how fun you. that we finally got you on the show.

I know, I'm sorry that I haven't been in here before. No, don't be sorry. It is my fault. I always thought that you did it before. It's so crazy. Well, I've come and done Tiger Belly. I think the timing was just easier on certain times. It's like, you know, the past four years I lived in Nashville.

So it's like the timing on when I'm here. It's just, it's been tough sometimes. But we should go to Nashville for a while. Yeah, I want to, I think. It's fun out there. Yeah, yeah. I've never, I never really spent that much. We did the rhyming together, but that was great.

But that was the last time was there. And Carlos had himself a little bit of a night. Yeah. Yeah. There are some Laotians. Hmm. Yeah, well, we'll start it. I could be Laotian.

I could be Laotian for a weekend. And I met a Korean guy the other day named Zach. And I met a Korean girl named Emily. As of right now, Nashville Davidson makes up approximately 3% uh, Asian population there. There you don't. There you go. You'll fit in.

Okay. Three. Yeah. That's good. Not bad. What is it here in Los Angeles? Bring your Lumina or bring your Lumira. What is it called?

Lumia. Lumia. Yeah, yeah. Bring your Lumia! What's America? Yeah, what is it here? In L.A. I mean? 12%.

Wow. Yeah, don't leave. This is 1.5 million of you guys. In L.A. alone. That's right. That's incredible. Yeah. You could throw a chopstick and hit one of them.

And those don't go far. Yeah. Yeah. You know. That's beautiful. Oh, Filipino is the largest group. Yeah,

yeah, yeah. Yeah, we love them. The best. Koreans are the third. Wow. And other notable groups. Vietnamese, shout out to those guys,

Indian and Japanese is lower because they remain in Japan because they know that Japan is the best. Yeah. Hard to beat. People love Japan. Hard to be about it all the time right now.

Dude, we're going to go this year. In July, maybe. Yeah, yeah. You should come. You should come. Seriously. Yeah. What if we all went to Japan?

That'd be fun. Well, you got to come this way to go that way, so you might as well come say hi. We made a documentary. Oh, I'd love that. Yeah, I'd love to go to Japan. Boys in Japan? Yeah, yeah.

The boys go to Japan. It'll be our three amigos. Yeah. I'm D'Artagnan. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Okay.

You should. That's meet with the sword. Okay. Okay. I want to learn how to do that. No, come on. No, seriously. No.

What, the sacrificing? No. What is it got? Ariagato. Harri. Harri. Harri. Yeah, yeah.

Shama say. Yeah. Not Harry Krishna. What is it? Harry Carrey. Harry Carrey. Harry Carrey. Harry Carrey.

Harry Carrey. Harry Carrey. He's killing himself. Yeah. And there's the Japanese stabbing himself to death. Cubs with. Go, Cubs go. Go, Cubs go.

Yeah, yeah. Did you see a picture of Bobby's mom there as a... That's Bob's mom. Mom, that was in her acting days. I see why Steve moved back. You'd be a Phoenician yourself. Oh, I'll have the green curry, you know? Yeah.

We want to thank our guests for coming on the show. You have fun? Dude, I had so much fun, man. You're the best. Yeah, I think it's good. I just like, yeah, sometimes I'll get in spaces where I isolate and stuff. So I'm trying to, like, kind of take a play out of yearbook, Bobby,

and just like, you know, not do that. You know, you think sometimes that they, that the getting better is in the ice. It's like, I just need to wait, you know, and get better, you know, but sometimes it's like, no, I need to do more stuff. Just do it. But anyway, yes, I'm sorry. There's a fucking long answer. I've said enough. I had a great time and thank you so much, dude. And congratulations, dude. I feel, uh, the world feels so lucky that you guys make this show and your producers too. This is like people, everywhere I go. Do you know them? Do you know bad friends? Do you know, Same with you, dude.

You know, I think we're all in the same. We're family. And you know what the thing about you is, is that I want to say something real, is that there's so much about you that I relate to. We're very similar in so many different ways. And so my heart really goes out to you all the time. And what are you talking about for what? Just same height, same look, same style. No, just in terms of.

Same guy. What? We my heart goes out to you. I love you, I mean. Oh, yeah. to say that. My heart goes, I feel like I'm like a trapped on an island or something.

Or fucking, like I'm an ICU. Sorry, go ahead. I'm messing it up. Go on. I'm going to relax back. I'm going to chill out.

What are you saying? I love you. Is that better? I love you too. Yeah. There's many things about you that I relate to as well. What are you doing? Similar, you know.

Feels good. That's what I want to say. Say. We love. When I look at you, it feels good. Anyway, say thank you for being a fat, bad friend on the... Thank you for being a bad friend. Thank you for being a bad friend.

Thank you.