Bad Friends - Tim Dillon Joins Bad Friends on Patreon Today

Episode Date: October 11, 2024

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I canceled first and I've canceled more you have canceled that okay. I'm more wrong Okay, but you know the game tag we tag and then you run away, right? I didn't start the game tag. You did. I fully take responsibility for canceling first. And then let me ask you this, I don't believe if I had not canceled first, you would have canceled.

That's correct. That's what you believe. That is my belief. It's my belief. It's a belief system, yeah. You are the cancel king, you cancel con. But we both can, by the way, the funniest thing ever is when me and Bobby

are both on a lineup and neither one of us goes. All the time. Happens all the time. That is very funny. I get a call from a producer going, I had Tim and Bobby cancel. Are you around? Oh, we never show up.

A lot of times- We don't. Stuff happens. Yeah. Well, sometimes I call you. Well, one time I called you and I go, are you going? And you go, I'm not going either. That one time.

You both do that a lot to the emperor. One time I sent him a COVID test. I sent him a photo of a COVID. Of the COVID, by the way, years after COVID. Years, years, many years, many years. People had, young kids didn't even know what it was. I was sending him a picture of the COVID lines. But he didn't send the promoter that test

But I did so he said that I had COVID to the guy, right? But then I actually sent him the test the test that he gave me to him Right, right saying that I have it right so he it makes him look like he didn't have it. Correct. Yeah, right Good move Bob. I mean You know, yeah, but the thing is, Bob. I mean, you know. Yeah. But the thing is, me and Bobby will lie and then get found out

and then we don't care that much. Well, it doesn't matter. We don't care. We don't really care. We don't care. So it's, you know, what are you gonna do? No one's gonna get that mad. That's the problem.

It doesn't matter. Well, we're being used. That's right. We are. It feels like we're being used. It's like some guy that never said hi to me before is now, hey, can you do my show? Yeah, you'll put me on the flyer.

Right. That's why. And they'll use your name to sell tickets. Right. So that I don't show up. Right. I don't like being- One promoter, and I'm not gonna say who. Can I guess? You can guess after I've said this.

One promoter literally said, I can't pay anyone tonight because my father has Alzheimer's. I swear to God. And then that person said, and that was the way, and I was like, okay, I guess. God damn. Well, yeah.

Have you canceled? You cancel. There's times I have to cancel. Why? If I'm just like, if I just can't make it, if we're doing too many pods and all this bullshit, it's like, I'm never gonna make it. You'll cancel because you're tired.

True. Every now and then Emily at the store will call me. She'll go, are you close? And I'm at Nobu Malibu and I have a tuna roll in my mouth. You're that far, you're that far. I go, oh, ah. Yeah, yeah. I'm right down sunset.

You're the most nightmarish person to follow. That's not true. Yeah, 100%. It's very nice of you. I've heard you say this before and I really appreciate you saying- I've texted Emily that. That's very nice of person to follow. That's not true. 100%. It's very nice of you. I've heard you say this before and I really appreciate you saying that. I've texted Emily that. That's very nice of you to say.

I have the proof. But I feel that way about you. I hate going up after you. When you're on, dude, it's unfollowable. Well, that's, that's... Sometimes you're off. When you're off, I like it. But when you're on, dude, oh my God.

When I'm off, I'm off. But if I'm on, it's good. But you're funnier when you're off. Cause you get angry. By the way, I agree with you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I agree with you. But I him, it's good. But you're funnier when you're off. Because you get angry. By the way, I agree with you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I agree with you. But I love you.

I feel like we have a similarity in that sense. Just energy-wise. Yes. Yeah. Because sometimes we don't want to do it. What's going on? No, I'm listening. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I do enjoy it. What's going on, dude? Sometimes we don't want to do it. And we have shorts or sweatpants on. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And we're on stage. And we're angry that the audience came. I know.

And that's the best time. You're moody girls, you're both moody little girls. Also, he also contemplates things afterwards sometimes. Yes. So he'll go, maybe I should open my own club. Remember that one time? Yes, guys, that's what you call it, I'm having my mental illness.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. A full mental break. Yeah, cause he was trying new stuff and there, you know what I mean? It was, you know, I get you. The main room can be packed. Just wasn't working. there's a pressure sure right and so Tim's the only comic that's tricoastal Tim moved to fucking