Bad Friends - Uh Oh, Hot Dogs!

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Starting point is 00:01:42 Bro bro, you're so boar-bawar and... Bro. Bada, bada, bada, bada, bada, bada. In borr-bora and Brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-brr-br Put up, put up, put up, put up, put up, put up, put up, put up, put up, put up, put up, put up, put up, put up, put up, put up, put up, put up, put up, put up, put up, put up, put up, put up, put up, put up, put up, put up, put up, put up, put up, put up, put up, put up, put up, put up, put up, put up, put up, put up, put up, put up, put up, put up, put up, put up, put up, put up, put up, put up, put up, put up, put up, put up, put up, put up, put up, put up, put up, put up, put up, put up, put up, put up, put up, put up, put up, put up, put up, put up, put up, put up, put up, put up, put up, put up, put up, put up, put up, put up, put up, put up, put up, put up, put up, put up, put up, put up, put up, put up, put up, put up, put up, put up, put up, put up, put up, put up, put up, put up, put up, put up, put up, put up, put up, put up, put up, put up, put up, put up, put up, put up, put up, put up, put up, put up, put up, put up, put up, put up, put up, put up, put up, put up, put up, put up, put up, put up, put up, put up, put up, put up, put up, put up, put up, put up, put up, put up, put up, put up, put up, put up, put up, put up, put up, put up, put up, put up, I've lied you write anything I flag it. I don't flag it. I don't want to see that independent post main feed I did that is sick that is sick and by the way Now that I know you flagged it other people must have flagged it because Instagram sent me a this is a violation of our community rules I didn't flag it. Yeah, no, but enough people did yeah, but it's like I showed nothing in that photo Yeah, Instagram was like you should get be getting paid for picture hell yeah, dude pay these fans doing it or people that who hate us I think it's both hey fans. Don't do it. Don't flag us don't flag let us show our butt please By the way, there's girls on the Instagram showing way worse than what I'm showing miss Pat

Starting point is 00:02:57 I've seen philopian tubes miss miss on Instagram miss Pat saw my butt or lack their oven opinion and she goes, you look like you'll back all the way down to your feet. Yeah, yeah. So good. Yeah, I had a great time, Borabora, French Polynesia, lovely time. And, and at the airport, a guy goes, a guy goes, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, are you, are you, are you? No, really? I am. He literally goes, he goes, this is, brap. Are you, brap, brap, are you, are you, are you, are you? No, really?

Starting point is 00:03:25 I am. He literally goes, he goes, but this is the wildest shit about French Polynesia. They look, they're, you know, they're islanders. They look like Samoans and Tongans. Are they black? Compared to us, yeah. But would you consider them black?

Starting point is 00:03:39 No, they're, I saw them in LA, would you like hold your wallet? Well, yeah. Yeah. Oh, you would? Yeah, hold them in black. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. No, would you like a holder wallet? Oh yeah. Yeah. Oh you would? Yeah, hold on to the black. Yeah, yeah. No, they look like Islanders, they're French.

Starting point is 00:03:50 They, honestly, they look like natives, like Hawaiians, same kind of thing. Oh, Moana. Moana. Moana, Kai. Moana Kai. But the wildest shit and you know as someone that goes to Hawaii a lot, in Hawaii, they've got that language, bro. Yeah, yeah. In French, Polynesiaia because it's fucking French. Yeah, yeah, they all speak French and they have so you see a big like a

Starting point is 00:04:12 Big Polynesian looking cat. Yeah, and he's like, yeah, how are you miss you? Are you good? No, I swear It's the funniest shit can I ask you something? Yeah, please What are the girls like yeah, what did do they look like? Let me tell you. For Carlos, Carlos wants to know. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Look at his day, hard. The women there are the exact same sizes the men. Pfft.

Starting point is 00:04:35 Pfft. Pfft. That was wild. Bura, bura. Bura, bura, the women can beat the shit out of you and make you a good meal. There was not a lot of little women. The legs are like tree trunks.

Starting point is 00:04:47 A big a whim on that. They are. Yeah, we didn't even take a boat to the island. It's all poses though. A woman just picked us up and walked us through the water. It was pretty incredible. No, we had a great time. They're beautiful, wonderful.

Starting point is 00:04:57 But is there a strip club or something? Yeah, there was. In Borbara. No, I don't fucking. What the fuck? I was with the pH. Yeah, was that the white people beach? Yeah people beach? I was at the all white people And ask another question is there food? I mean, there's food, but is it good food? A lot of fish ate a lot of fresh tuna out of the right out of the ocean

Starting point is 00:05:13 Oh, that's great caught that morning Slice it up put it in my throat. What do you got to say? You're smiling you little mischievous? No, I'm just laughing about the borobora strip But a bottle. Yeah, there is one there is is one. And they actually, they strip on trees. They use trees as the pole. And there's only one woman because she takes up the whole space. Bora and her sister Bora. Bora Mora Mora Bora. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:05:39 It was amazing. They all speak French. It's the weirdest fucking thing. Wow. And they say, Maruru, that means thank you. Yeah, is it worth it? Oh, yeah, dude Yeah, I might want to I might want to bring a lady over there. It was 100% the best time. I think I've had in I'll show you a photo of what the hut looked like oh my god So you get like a hut over the water and since the woman knew it was my birthday

Starting point is 00:06:04 She goes she was a sweet little French girl. Yeah, and she says she goes Yo, ruby, sorry, D something maybe a little bit special for you. What is it? What look she put us at the very end of the pier No way that was where you stayed. Yeah, that was me. That's where you stayed. Yeah, that's like a fucking you know That's avatarsia. It was dude, it's it's honestly that Pandora, what the fuck is going on around here? I stayed we stayed at the very end of the and can you

Starting point is 00:06:32 walk out the door and just jump in the water? Yeah, did it do that? I did it every fucking every day every day here. There's some other pictures I send you right there. Carlos. So you wake up in the morning, you jump off the back of your dock into the fucking water. It's insane.

Starting point is 00:06:50 Oh my God. Incredible. Yeah, so that's the right there is like when you walk up to the huts, they're all like over the water and we're, she, look, you're still very private, but she put us at the very last hut because she wanted us to have full privacy out to the ocean. Bro, if Carlos went, you know what would happen? The dolphins would press charges.

Starting point is 00:07:08 100%. Maybe like, in court. G-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g the reef in the lagoon. You can literally swim in any of the lagoon. You took this picture? Yeah. Oh my. That doesn't look pretty. It does to me. Yeah, that looks like whale shit. That is whale shit. Oh, it is. All right, give me color.

Starting point is 00:07:32 It's a gray and dismal. No, that's all. That's what it is. Go to the next photo. You took that photo? Yeah. Okay. And then this.

Starting point is 00:07:39 Let me look at this one. I mean, that's the main beach. So, if you want to go, so zoom in, you can see the huts on the water. But if you just want to go to the main beach, Oh, is that a shark? Yeah. That's just a black guy. Oh, that's a main beach. So if you want to go, so zoom in, you can see the huts on the water, but if you just want to go to the main beach, is that a shark? Yeah. That's just a black guy. Oh, that's a black guy. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:07:50 All right. No, no, if you want, that's the main beach. That's beautiful. And people were there hanging out every day, but I prefer to swim off the back of the dock. Like go to the next photo, you can see in the morning, I would wake up and just do that. That's right off the back. Wow. Are there sharks? Yeah. There was one in the morning, I would wake up and just do that, that's right off the bat. Wow.

Starting point is 00:08:07 Are there sharks? Yeah, there was one in the water. I swear to God. Like tiger shark? You guys can ask, my lady, she was like, uh, shark, and I go, shut up, and she goes, shark, shark, right there. But what kind?

Starting point is 00:08:19 I think it's called, I think it was called, okay, he's, It was just saying. So you're back, how's your energy right now? Very peaceful. I think it's called, I think it was called... It was a... It was a... So you're back. How's your energy right now? Very peaceful. I feel good. It's a long flight. It was a very long flight. Oh, how long?

Starting point is 00:08:33 I think it's nine or something like that? Nine hours. From Tahiti. And then you have to fly from Tahiti to Bora Bora. And how long is that? It's another hour and some change or something like that. So you're looking at like a 10 hour, 11 hour experience. Yeah, with the layover and all that stuff. Right.

Starting point is 00:08:47 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. First class, that's nice. No, not first class. You did coach. We wait. You making fun of me?

Starting point is 00:08:55 I'm not making fun of you. I think you're fucking lying. No. You did coach. Oh yeah. From LA. Yeah. The Tahiti Tahiti.

Starting point is 00:09:03 Back at the plane. Really? How did I do that that how did I do it? I stayed in the bathroom for about three or four hours. I just stood in the back Yeah, yeah, yeah sleeping in the bathroom. Yeah, okay, so you did that yeah, okay, that was fine It worked for me. Yes, I did I'll show you my ticket 23 a and 20 on on my mother's life No, that's crazy what that if you were telling the truth you would no I don't want to swear on anybody's life, that's dangerous.

Starting point is 00:09:25 No! Am I right, fancy, if she dies tomorrow, then it's my fault for some reason? Did you just say yes, I flew first class? I did not! You lied! I did not! Okay! I will say the little plane you take to Tahiti from Borra Bora.

Starting point is 00:09:40 Yeah. A scary. It's one of those really guys out there like, muck muck muck muck, and he spins the fucking... Oh, it's a buddy holly clippin' Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, a scary it's one of those really guys out there like like And he spins the fucking oh somebody Holly Time in the pilot's filling ones when oh my god pilots on their singing Dude but that plane wiped out legends yeah, we're a big bopper dude. Yeah That's the same plane that the Mexican guy that who thinks is white. Oh, what a big bopper. Dude. Yeah. Uh, uh, uh, uh, that's the same plane that the Mexican guy that who thinks is white. Otis red and crash. The Mexican guy who thinks his wife, Richie Valens. Richie

Starting point is 00:10:10 Valens. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The two propellors, the wobbly bobbly. The wobbly by no. I don't like the wobbly bobblies. No. Meanwhile, there's a woman next to me, a French woman in the, you know, because most, a lot of these people, French citizens must get some sort of deal from the government because it's mostly French people. And this French woman is next to me across the aisle, the whole flight. Waaah! Waaah!

Starting point is 00:10:33 Hang! Waaah! And nobody is going, no one's looking, everyone's like this. Waaah! Waaah! Hang! That's all they laugh and forget.

Starting point is 00:10:43 Oh, that's French laugh. Yeah. I thought you was singing a French song on a microphone. She was her character. That's all I've got. Cario. It was ridiculous. Let me, what's the most tragic way a celebrity has died, though? I got it.

Starting point is 00:11:00 Yeah. I know you. I tell you. Yeah. Sonny. Sonny from Sonny and Cher. Sonny Bono. Yeah, I know you tell you. Yeah, sunny. Sonny from sunny and share. Sonny Bono. Yeah, wasn't that a car. He hit a tree, right? That's terrible. He had a tree on skis. Wasn't he skiing? Is this what happened?

Starting point is 00:11:15 He had a tree. I knew he had a tree. I assumed it was by car. I didn't know. Did the tree come out of nowhere? Yeah. Yeah. You know how those trees do. No, the injuries occurred when he hit a tree while skiing at heavenly. Oh, I've been to heavenly. It's a great mountain. He went right after he went. Do he directly hit a tree?

Starting point is 00:11:33 That's the tree. That's the tree, there it is. Wow, they didn't even know the scene. Yeah, that's it. Yeah, the fact that tree's down there. What a town. That tree murder's a legend. And you're going to keep it up. That's wild. Wait, who's lawyer? Who are the lawyers for the trees?

Starting point is 00:11:47 He's got some good one. That's a good one. That's a good one. And I think the tree won. Yeah. Well, yeah. If the tree doesn't leave, you must leave it alone. That was a good, that was good.

Starting point is 00:11:59 But, um, wow. That's unbelievable. It's still there in heavily. Still there. We can visit it. I would not. Yeah, no. How would you, but it's still there in heaven. Still there, we can visit it. I would not. Yeah, no.

Starting point is 00:12:08 How would you get there? What if you were going to visit it, skiing down the hill and you hit another tree, trying to go see that tree? No thanks. Actually, you know what the worst, I'll tell you one that's bad. Give me a celebrity one.

Starting point is 00:12:17 I'll give you one that's bad, is, a buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh bu uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, sell a lot of you know her so do not sell an on dillions would work to sculptors she very good good sculptor you know no her works I think I'll tell you one that's bad Sam cook I just Sam cook I Sam cook this is a terrible story yeah unbelievable Sam cook had a bunch of money in his pocket was going to was at a nightclub on the west side here in Los Angeles, right? Had a bunch of cash out, got fucking wasted a shit. A woman who was a lady of the night saw this a gold digger, if you will, approached him to go back to a hotel with her. He goes back to a dingy hotel. Her side of the story is tried to sexually assault her. And so she self-defended herself, shot and killed him.

Starting point is 00:13:25 The truth came out years later, years later, which is so sad, she called the girl from the front desk to set him up, to rob him. He caught them in the act of being robbed while he was passed out drunk, chased after them, shot him in the chest and killed him. And his final words were, lady, you shot me. One of the greatest singers of all time is last words. and his final words were, lady, you shot me. The one of the greatest singers of all time is last words. That's so hard if he would have lived.

Starting point is 00:13:49 That song would have been lady, you shot me, shot me in the belly. That would have been number one. Lady, you shot me, shot me in the belly. You look at that. Such a good singer. Well, there's self-inflicted ways too, like, you know, the two. Let me ask you something, a question, okay? Okay.

Starting point is 00:14:10 He made the two people celebrities who died for audio fixation. Auto, not audio. That's when you're jerking off with headphones on. What? Auto erotic exphyxiation. Say it with me. Audio, no. No. This is like Sesame Street for adults.

Starting point is 00:14:26 All right, sorry. We're gonna learn it today. All right, all right. Hey girls, say it with me. Auto-erotic. Auto-Nixation. Auto-Auto, auto like a car, automatic auto. Auto-erotic.

Starting point is 00:14:36 Auto-erotic. Auto-erotic. Exfixiation. I got it right now. Let's do it. Auto-erotic. If fix. Auto-erotic.

Starting point is 00:14:44 Exfixiation. Close, let's do it again. Auto-erotic. it fix, Ado, erotic, exphyxiation. Close, let's do it again. Ado, erotic, exphyxiation. It sounds like you're there. I think that's it. I think I'm dead on, dude. Do it again.

Starting point is 00:14:52 Ado, erotic, it's fixiation. Can you say it without moving a part of your body? Oh, fuck, that's gonna be hard. Yeah, try it without moving your feet. I'm gonna buy ours, man. Make no movement. Roger, watch me do it once and you'll... I'm a robot.

Starting point is 00:15:03 Can I be a robot in the future? No, you have to be Bobby. No, I'm gonna be a robot. No, because robot. A robot. It's exactly what a robot would say. I don't erotic. Extixiate. You're doing it there. You're still doing it. The robot still did it. What? You went like this. Got a erotic. Expixiation. All right. Ready? Well, would you like to know? Robot. How did? I don't erotic expixiation can you say faster i couldn't i couldn't hear what you said i don't run excitation

Starting point is 00:15:29 sorry i don't run it excitation one more time i don't run it excitation wait now where you're just moving your feet like that i'm sensing i don't have an expixiation give me the two silver that died that way gosh i don't wait give me. Gosh, I don't.

Starting point is 00:15:45 Wait, give me a hint. I really don't even know. Yeah, you do. You do. Okay, one of them was an actor. Okay, that narrows the thing. And the other one was a singer. And this actor was also in, he played Bill in Kill Bill.

Starting point is 00:15:58 Oh, I saw. I don't know his name, but I know. David Caradine. Yeah, I would have never guessed that. Okay, so David Caradine did that. He actually named it the Caradine when you drew it. He called it. It's called Caradine in yourself.

Starting point is 00:16:10 Yeah, yeah. And then Michael Hutchinson, what's his name? Michael Hutchinson. Never would have guessed it. What's his name? Come on. For me, this is X. In XS.

Starting point is 00:16:19 In XS. The band, Michael Hutchinson. You don't know either. Yeah, it is. It's Hutchins, right? Michael Hutchins. Yeah, Hutchins. Hutchins. Michael Hutchins. You don't know either. Yeah, it is. It's Hutchins, right? Michael Hutchins. Yeah, Hutchins. Hutchins.

Starting point is 00:16:27 Yeah, yeah. Suicide will depress down the influence of alcohol and drugs. They didn't want to give you the rest. They just said he overdosed. No, he did that. Have you heard of it, Nexus? No, I don't think so. You know some of their songs.

Starting point is 00:16:41 That's one of those bands that I don't think you might not recognize the name of the band, but you know the song. It's so funny because they were so huge when we were alive. Like in the late 80s. In the late 80s, that it's like, it's for me when people don't know, it just boggles my mind, but that's what happens when you're old.

Starting point is 00:16:55 That's what happens when you're old. It's wise. It's wise. No, it's old and wise. But the shit though, it's like, this your music, I know about your music. I listen to Billy Eilish. Yeah, I mean.

Starting point is 00:17:04 You're getting Taylor Rinn. That's not her music. I mean, I'm just saying like modern music, but I about your music. I listened to Billy Eilish and... Yeah, I mean, that's not her music. I mean, I'm just saying like modern music, but I also go in the past, I don't know why young people don't know anything about the past. I don't know if that's true. I think young people do. I just think there's too much to know.

Starting point is 00:17:17 There's so much. I'm so bad with references, which is terrible as a comedian. Well, think about like this. There used to be less to know. It'd be like, what bands you guys like, the Beatles They're like who else are like that's the band

Starting point is 00:17:27 Well, I would argue against that in the era of the Beatles their competition was almost nil How many other fucking bands were around each boys? The Rolling Stones the Monkeys. Yeah, but that's it We're the grateful dad Totally different category music, but no, but know, but I'm saying just there wasn't a new each other. The competition wasn't that rich in terms of great bands. No, that was an underground.

Starting point is 00:17:49 I'm ex. That velvet underground wasn't Beatles. It was in the time of the Beatles. Yeah, they were the same time. I mean, the New York, of course, they were. They knew each other. No, they were at the end of the Beatles. Okay.

Starting point is 00:17:58 Anyway, the point is now there's so much music. There's so much music. Still you and I, I had to argue with you because I need to get back from Borbara but my point is is that the argument is it is still that when modern music I still I'll go by Taylor Swift album 1979 what about 1989 man was a good album. And the reason why I know I listen to that album is because Ryan Adams covered that album from beginning to end, so I wanted to listen to Taylor Swift to see the difference between the two. But my personal, I'm very curious, though.

Starting point is 00:18:34 My point is, why isn't your generation curious? I know why, because Google, we don't have to remember anything anymore. I did a rely. Yeah, you don't have to either. Fuck you. Why, what I did. I don't know. I'll you don't have to either. Fuck you. Why, what I did? Yeah. I don't know, I'll be so you don't sound like an idiot.

Starting point is 00:18:49 Whatever. What I'm gonna do? Let me hit my vape pen. All right. Oh my god. I'm in the fucking vape documentary. Whoa. Oh my god.

Starting point is 00:18:58 You don't wear this? I didn't approve this. You look like a child. That's you, dude. Dude, I got Charles Bantz. I was, Charlie. That is you. So this is what's crazy. I got sent this by a thousand people this vape documentary. Yeah. The rise and fall of jewel, which is actually greatest Carlos Mack. So jewel. Go ahead and smack yours too. They're gonna think it's about jewels about Rudy.

Starting point is 00:19:19 It's about Rudy jewels. Yeah. I got sent it. So this is what's really fucked up. I didn't approve this footage. I didn't, obviously not. No one's asked me. I mean, it's one frame, but I say I take a hit off of that and I go, this is really good. No. Yeah, but here's the deal. This is, so jewel is a company called Plume. They owned this thing called the PAF.

Starting point is 00:19:39 I remember the PAFs, yeah. So the PAFs was initially made as an alternative because the jewel wasn't really like ready yet. Yeah. So they made this and wasn't really like ready yet. Yeah. So they made this and it got really used for weed. And what happened was this is back in 2013 maybe. Yeah. Because I had my mixology.

Starting point is 00:19:54 I was long beard, long hair. But dude, they would hand these out at shows. They would give you weed and a pack, right? For free. So a company from member from PAX pulled me in a room. I don't remember this being on camera, but we were smoking weed and they said, hey, these are like $300, but we'll give you one, you know,

Starting point is 00:20:12 if- Just make a ad or something. If you just say what's up for our website. Right. 2013. I'm like, okay, so I took a hit and I was like, this is actually red and it was. I really loved it,

Starting point is 00:20:23 because you could pack a little bit of weed and vape it in your car and move on. And now it's used in this fucking thing and I never said I want this. Does it say your name in the... No, no, no, no, no. I'm a flash in the middle. You know why they did that? They don't even know that that's me.

Starting point is 00:20:35 I don't think they know that. I they do. They don't know who I am. Oh, you're a fucking mind. I want to... Give you a compliment. Joule, I know. I've been trying to not to do this. Why'd you give me this?

Starting point is 00:20:46 Because you fucking asked for that's right. Um, and you better have two more tomorrow from when we travel Yes, so my point is that you're on fire, bud. No, not to guy. That's what it is and this is Yeah, dude, I know you're doing I can do it dude. What are you doing? I'm gonna put this little fake you know this vaping on and pretend like why do they do this? No, I didn't want it I said go. We want us go. Oh because you're a big name. Oh, he's gonna go. Oh, no, no That's that way to do it. It's fucking bullshit. It's Bura Bura shit and enough. I'm tired of the shit. Fuck you No, dude. This is weird. They don't use my name. They don't say anything It doesn't make any sense. I did it makes perfect sense. I did not

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Starting point is 00:26:36 It was good. I want Austin, Yuma, Tucson, I've been all around. You're in Borovora. I'm in Yuma. Same same. Same same. What was that? What were you play club? I've been headlining Yeah, when I'm on my own I've tried so you know, where'd you play? It was it was like a dance club that they made into a Standard venue you're the headliner. Mm-hmm. Oh cool. I'm doing this. It's so fun

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Starting point is 00:27:11 Spokans coming soon and Phoenix. And my people are gonna come out. I know. I'm really, that's the coolest part. My people, you're sending, oh, Spokaneers. Bobby got people all over the world, you know. They come out to support me. Thanks, bud.

Starting point is 00:27:24 Thank you, bud. Yeah, you got people in board, I told you. Oh, I didn't even say it. The guy at the airport literally goes. He goes, sorry, uh, are you on a podcast? And I said, yeah, and he goes, huh, the one with Bobby. And I said, yeah, and he goes, I love that show. Oh, thank you, man. Thank you so much. So sweet. And I go, and it's a priority tag on the bag. Thank you man, thank you so much. So sweet. And I go, and it's a priority tag on the bag. So, no. No, but it was wild to get, you know what the wildest thing is when we do this?

Starting point is 00:27:53 Another guy did this at the fucking hotel. Nice, you know, very like cordial.dada da. And then he says, thank you so much for dining with us, blah, blah, blah. And I said, no problem. And then he goes, tell Bobby I said, hi. Is that what you really do? Yeah, and I wason. I said, no problem. And then he goes, tell Bobby I said, hi. Has that really do?

Starting point is 00:28:05 Yeah, and I was like, it's so fucking cool. That's cool. That international, but he didn't say anything. He didn't make a thing. He just, as I walked away, he goes, just tell Bobby I said, hi. And I was like, oh, that's so fucking rad. It's great. It was rad.

Starting point is 00:28:17 It was, it was fucking feels cool. All over the world, dude, we got fans and fucking South Pacific, dude. And Yuma, everyone in Yuma is. And that's what I said to him. No matter is the most, Yuma Arizona, dude. And Yuma, everyone in Yuma is. And that's what I said to him. No matter is the most, Yuma Arizona baby. You know what also I've been good at and I've grown, is I take photos while I'm eating now. What do you mean, old?

Starting point is 00:28:33 Selfies? No, like, you know, just you chewing. Yeah, I'm chewing at a restaurant and people will walk up and go, can I have a photograph? And you said I'm like, hey, I'll do it after I'm eating, but now, dude, with a burrito in my mouth Grown I'm sorry I stand out

Starting point is 00:28:51 I do it see I'd like it after a meeting because I look like shit when I eat like a like a nightmare I just inhale food. Is there any situation the bothersome when that happens with somebody wants a photo? Yeah? No, no, I don't really, it doesn't really matter. Unless it's like, obviously like, come on, it is a weird, you know what I mean? Like, give me an example, like bathroom. Yeah, bathrooms fucking weird. Your P next or guy.

Starting point is 00:29:14 Yeah, wait until I'm out, we'll be outside in two seconds. Oh yeah, okay. Bathroom is weird. Also, it's crazy disrespectful when they ask, like if I'm with somebody, whether it's like a wife or a friend or a, whoever, and they ask them to take the photo. I'm, like, if I'm with somebody, whether it's like a wife or a friend or a whoever, and they ask them to take the photo.

Starting point is 00:29:28 I'm always like, no dude, self. Like, when we are together, that's the worst, to the worst is when you and I, the worst is when you and I are together and somebody says, hey, can you take a photo of me and Andrew? And you go, get there. And I go, I don't do, I say, get the fuck out of here. I go, get the fuck out of here. But not because it's like, you don't do, I say get the fuck out of here. I go, I go get the fuck out of here.

Starting point is 00:29:45 But not because it's like, you don't want to photo me, it's like take a selfie. When people go, hey, can I have a photo? And I go, yeah, and then they go, they look around for someone, I go, dude, we'll take it. It's this. We'll take it together. I hate it when somebody goes, can I have a photo?

Starting point is 00:30:00 I go, of course, and they go, excuse me. Yeah. Can you take a, like, it's like, no, don't do it, fuck with me. Or they do an Annie Leibou, it's photo shoot, like, okay, can we, let's figure out what we're gonna do. No! Can you do a gang sign by be on your knees? And I'll be back, wasn't I'll do it, fucking tilt?

Starting point is 00:30:15 I was like, no! Can you do that all the time? Or this? I went on both angles, I went wide. Yeah, and then, you know what I mean? And then, let's make the third one fun. Yeah, can we do like a dirty sand chas or something? Yeah Yeah, you know, it's just take it's fun. It's fun. I'm we're grateful. It's fun. Thank you so much I know I'm just gay tasteless, but this happened the other day

Starting point is 00:30:37 I was talking to my friend outside about a mutual friend of ours who's on drugs now very sad story We don't wait. Do we know he lost? I don't think you guys know him. Then why do you say mutual friends? Yeah, we mean- Me and my friend also. Oh, stay with me. Whoa. What if we're well?

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Starting point is 00:31:27 All right. So we're talking about our friend who's lost his mind. I think he gets a friend. We've seen him on Hollywood Boulevard, and we're talking about what do we do? Is there anything to do? And then this stranger came over and goes, oh my god, I love you on bad friends.

Starting point is 00:31:38 Get a picture of it, dude. That's perfect timing. Those times are kind of bad. That breaks it up. And did you do it? Oh, yeah. You did. You did it. You did it. You did it.. But did you do it? Oh yeah, yeah.

Starting point is 00:31:45 You did. You did it. You did it. You did it. Yeah, I was like, get out of my face. I have a fan here. Yeah, yeah. Jesse, I really need your help.

Starting point is 00:31:53 If you could do anything. Juicy? From bad friends? I asked him to take the picture. Yeah. By the way, are you going to sleep tonight? What time are you leaving the airport? We're leaving at the same time.

Starting point is 00:32:02 No, I mean. Well, no, I'm leaving at 6. You're leaving at 5.30. Yeah, but I'm probably'm probably gonna get some sleep and we're coming back Sunday, right? We are so we're at the pack a lot. I Don't I'm packing a backpack. I'm gonna do a backpack. Yeah, fuck that. We're going one night in and out in and out Yeah, yeah, and you just you and I flying at the same time and then you guys are flying a different flight Yeah, we're later than you guys. Yeah, you're leaving We'd like to be alone. We'd like to be alone. We have our moments leaving the little bit later. You wanna, you know. I know, you guys want some alone time.

Starting point is 00:32:25 We'd like to be alone. We'd like to be alone. We have our moments. I'm not gonna lie. I hate it, because I miss you guys. We'll miss you too, but we'll see you when we get there. Oh, you, you. That's it.

Starting point is 00:32:34 Show time. Wait a second. You like flying with us? Oh, yeah. I like the Uber ride from your house. It's like an hour of quality time together. Oh, that is true. We do have a nice time together. Let me ask you something

Starting point is 00:32:46 But Friday night we have time. We want to get all have dinner. Yeah, oh, I would love that Well, what time do you guys get in nine p.m. We'll have already we'll have already no dinner. Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah No, that's okay. That's okay Bob you and I will go to dinner We want to go a little one-on-one date? Let's go to I'd like to go somewhere very nice Let's go somewhere fancy. Can I be honest who invited me over to their house? Be honest. Let me guess Jim Jordan. Are you serious? Yeah, damn it. Someone in DC invited me to their house. It's a high up pretty pretty big Badden pretty high up, huh Joe

Starting point is 00:33:23 Biden Do you know Joe? How do you know Joe? He's, I just, you know, like online, like on YouTube. I want you to come over my house. Bring the, bring the, bring the Chinese boy. Maybe that makes something in a living room. Well, watch him. That's so cool.

Starting point is 00:33:37 He's so, so with the yellow man. Is the yellow man? Yeah. I got a ticket. I thought it was China. So, you know. Okay. Chris Christie. I was trying to suck it. You know? Okay. Chris Christie.

Starting point is 00:33:47 I love Chris Christie. He invited me over. Are you being real? He does a buffet at his house every night. Do you know that? I can tell from the phone. Really? He does a buffet every single day itself.

Starting point is 00:34:01 It's like a fucking resort. It's unbelievable. You can get your eggs anyway you want them But you couldn't get them pre-made. Yeah, yeah, yeah, oh fuck. Did you know Chris Christie? Fuck do I know Chris Christie? I don't know any but dude DC is one of those places that is come is so fake You know, it's a fake city. It's Hollywood for ugly people all that. Did you say that before? No, I don't know if I said that before I feel like I'm having deja vu. I feel like you did. I think you said that one time or somebody said that and it like, let me, I stole it from somewhere. No, it's such a good phrase.

Starting point is 00:34:26 Hollywood for ugly people. It's Hollywood for the power hungry. No, it's people that grew up, I can't be an actor, right? Look at my face. Can't be a singer. And my body. Like Chris Christie.

Starting point is 00:34:36 Right. He looks in the mirror, like, you know, running lines as a kid. You know, he was doing plays. I think he was doing plays. I think he was doing plays. I think he was doing plays. I think he was doing plays. I think he was saint. And my body. Like Chris Christie. He looks in the mirror like running lines as a kid.

Starting point is 00:34:48 You know what he was doing plays. 100%. He was doing like fiddle around the roof and shit. You know Chris Christie was doing. No, he was doing scenes from what's eating gillibal grape. They went on the roof. Yeah, just playing the mom the old guy. You can't put him on the roof.

Starting point is 00:35:03 You got to get him off the roof. You got to break the roof. And misery. Oh, though, that you can't put him on you gotta get him off the roof. You gotta break the roof. And misery. Oh, I also return to the Jedi. Just do a job. But he's featured in all these movies and plays, dude. It's a main character. Anyway, he was like, at one point,

Starting point is 00:35:19 he's like, no, I think I'm gonna go DC. Yeah, I gotta go. Yeah, I want to be a politician, but I want to change the world. Like, I'm really'm gonna go DC. Yeah, I gotta go. Yeah, I wanna be a politician, but I wanna change the world. Like, I'm really riveted by it. I, like, if I saw Jim Jordan, even I'm not, I don't like follow his politics, I would be Starstruck. Well, yeah, if he were a steak house, and we go, oh, holy fuck, there's a, Crockett,

Starting point is 00:35:38 you know, she's a star. Who? Crockett. Crockett. Yeah, her name is Jasmine Crockett. I don't think I know who this is. There's a Congresswoman, dude, she's a spuppet. He's a star, dude. Jazz Crockett. Crockett. Yeah, her name is Jasmine Crockett. I don't know who this is. I don't know who she's a spuppet. Darn it.

Starting point is 00:35:48 Jazz Crockett. I mean, what a name. What's her real name? Jasmine Crockett. That's a fucking name. Dude. Do it. Have you seen her?

Starting point is 00:35:56 She could be a rapper. She's so smart. But she has an eye. I want to ride the line here, okay? Go ahead and do it. But she has an attitude. What do you mean? Go ahead and say it. What are you trying to What do you mean? Go ahead and say it.

Starting point is 00:36:05 What are you trying to say? Sassy black woman, is that what you're trying to say? Did I just say that? Well, you looked over there. I could say that. I could say that. I could say that. You're here.

Starting point is 00:36:14 It looked like you said it. No, it's just she has. Go ahead, what is that? She has it. What is it, dog? What? What is it? She's on the fucking floor laying it down.

Starting point is 00:36:22 She has, hey, hey. What? Okay. That's her. Is it like a, it's like a key of commercial? Yeah, hey, hey. Okay, that's her. Is it like a, it's like a Kia commercial? Yeah, no, she, oh, this got Bluetooth. Look at that. Yeah. Excuse me.

Starting point is 00:36:32 Mm-hmm. Ha-ha-ha. I'm a huge, she's gonna be the next president. Okay. Yeah. Go down. In 30 years, this woman, 30 years.

Starting point is 00:36:44 30. She's 40. First of all, we'll be dead down in 30 years. This woman 30 years. She's 40. First of all, we'll be dead. And 20 years. This woman has a future, did she has Barack Obama? Easy. Okay. I'm gonna hold on. She's gonna be.

Starting point is 00:36:59 Can I say swagger? What, why wouldn't you say, why would you say, why would you say, Michelle Obama? Of the Obama's, why wouldn't you compare her to Michelle Obama? No, because still I don't think Michelle has Brock's speaking, you know, I mean, yes, it does. She's very talented, but I think Jasmine Crockett is a star. Okay. You heard her first. Just watch her. I'm like, oh my god, I wish she represented. She's a congressperson. She's so great, dude.

Starting point is 00:37:25 She's rising, though. She's a representative. What district? What is she? A Texas? She's a Democrat from Texas. Yeah. No shit. She's so great. Anyway, but I'm a huge, I love DC. I can't wait to go. Maybe we'll run into some people. I would like to. Yeah, yeah. I'm gonna go. We've got to go to the Lincoln Memorial,

Starting point is 00:37:42 the Washington Monument, and the Jefferson Jones out. Do you know the Jefferson Jones out? It's a big park where a bunch of crackheads are scratching their neck looking for rocks, the Jefferson Jones out. It's like a fun late night thing you can go do. Yeah. Oh.

Starting point is 00:37:56 Wait. We Google Jefferson Jones out. I did. I did. We are staying only a couple blocks in the White House. Yeah. Really? Yeah. I've never seen it. Yeah, it's fucking stupid. It's so dumb. When I was with Adam Ray at DC once, you remember?

Starting point is 00:38:10 I did a little monologue. It was pretty funny. If there was an Asian Martin Luther King, that'd be great. Any other speech? I had a dreaming! That white people would do that all around me! I did this whole fucking... uh, uh, speed. Yeah, man.

Starting point is 00:38:27 And what is the, what's the white mind loser king's speech? Go, go ahead. I can't get to sleep. Because I'm worried about my 401k. And there's like three people there. Here, brother. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Oh, you're in love. It's clean. We should make a foot some area. We should make a phone call and see if we can get a private tour for her of the White House. Can you make Jetsky? Come on. Or that hot dog place that Brock used to go to and Bill calls me. Oh hot dog.

Starting point is 00:39:19 How is that not the name of that place? I mean, how do we not open up a bad friends? hot dog hot dog joint? I'm from Chicago hot dogs is what we do. Oh, oh, oh, and you are the hot dog king. Can we open up? Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, hot dog. That's how you have. I'm not. Listen, please. John Crane. John Crane was an author. I don't know who that is. John Crane. Go on. Is a groundlings guy. I don't know who that is. John Crane. Go on. Is a groundlings guy. He became the high producers on Mad. He wrote O'Hot Dog.

Starting point is 00:39:50 Oh, hot dog. That's him. John Crane. Okay. What do we got to do? We got to bring him on. I'm just saying we have to call him first. Do you think he's interested in the O'Hot Dog business?

Starting point is 00:39:58 I think he's probably doing a little bit better than that. But I remember him calling me over like he wrote it and he goes before the table read because he didn't know how it was going to do it. Yeah. And he goes, you got to, like he wrote it and he goes, before the table read, because he didn't know how I was gonna do it. Yeah. And he goes, you gotta go, he did it. You gotta go, oh, hot dog, you know what guy? And I'm like in a hallway going, okay, what, like, oh, hot dog.

Starting point is 00:40:14 You like, no, that's not, you know what I mean? More age, you know what I mean? I remember working on it with him. That's awesome. Yeah, yeah. Can you do it again right now? Oh, hot dog. Perfect.

Starting point is 00:40:23 Right. So much money you're messing out on. Buddy, why don't we open up an uh oh hot dog? Here, right here in the valley. Oh, catch up. You're a mustard. It's perfect. It literally is perfect.

Starting point is 00:40:32 Why am I mustard? Uh, what? Yeah, because it's a yellow thing. You're yellow beanie. You calling Asians yellow? No, you're right behind you. No, I'm being real. The yellow beanie is true.

Starting point is 00:40:43 You know, but you calling Asians a yellow or what? Uh oh. I don't get out of this. Hahaha. Don't dash. I think I would be a dead man with that door dash because I get everything from them. I get my vitamins. I get food. I get groceries.

Starting point is 00:40:59 Yep. I get all kinds of something from door dash. They're reliable, quick. They have a beautiful selection of things. Also, I like their app. It's so user friendly. That's a big thing for me is I want to be able to use something seamlessly, simply, and it's laid out very easily. And they have literally anything that you need, they can get it for you. Let me ask you something. Missing the syrup for your pancakes?

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Starting point is 00:41:32 I want it and I want it and I get it and I want it from DoorDash. And I'm telling you, we both been using DoorDash. We've talked about it on the show for a long time. For so long now, if you want to sit back and enjoy quality groceries just like you picked them for yourself, but DoorDash does it, you gotta try it. Get 50% off your first DoorDash order up to $20 value when you use code BF-M-E-R-T at checkout. Lament time offer terms above it.

Starting point is 00:41:54 That's 50% off up to $20 on your first order through DoorDash when you enter the code BF-M-A-R-T. That's BF-MART. Don't forget that's code BF-MART for 50% off your first order up to $20 when you try DoorDash. Dude, that's it. We're opening up a- Oh, yeah, okay. David Dobrik's got a fucking pizza place. You think we can't fucking smash the hot dogs? We have to call a guy like David Chang.

Starting point is 00:42:14 To make gourmet hot dogs? No. If I was, honestly, if I was gonna do a real Oha hot dog restaurant, right? I'd have to figure out, I want number one, I want it to be quality. Oh yeah. Like where do we get the dogs? What do you mean they're 100? We got 100% from China.

Starting point is 00:42:36 You know, you're lucky that was funny. That was so funny. That's not okay. Yeah, that puzzle was me laughing. Yeah. Because I was hoping, but then I'm also offended. Guy dude, everyone's welcome. Very funny.

Starting point is 00:42:52 Oh hot dog. Yeah, from China. I mean, dude, the timing. Let me see where you say, oh hot dog in Spanish style. Oh, perrito galiente. And that will be on the menu as well. Yeah, yeah. If you want a Spanish style hotdog.

Starting point is 00:43:06 But I would call David Changan go listen, Kui re-env at the hotdog. I just want to, I don't want to just because I want it people to go, oh, the food's good too. I got it. I have something really great that I've always thought was amazing. Okay, go ahead. My biggest pet peeve when I,

Starting point is 00:43:18 because every time I go to a baseball game, I have a hotdog. It's, you have to get a doubt your dog when you go to the stadium. My wife and I, anybody I take, you have to. I don't like hot dog, I don't give a fuck. You have to get one there. You take a bite, throw it away, it's fine.

Starting point is 00:43:30 I don't like it, you're putting on all the condiments. And they always fall over, and sometimes the condiments get catch up or mustard on them, and they fall on. I know you're gone. I want the hot dogs injected with the condiments. I want to make a condiment mixture and inject the hot dog with the fucking condiments.

Starting point is 00:43:44 Tell me this isn't an amazing idea. But I'll tell you. This is an amazing idea. I'll take you one step further. Give it to me, baby. You put the bread in there too. Whoa, how do you even do that? That's crazy.

Starting point is 00:43:55 Wait a minute, so you're just, you're just sucking on a glizzy. Just a big round chunk of meat. Don't because the bread will absorb some of the glizzy. Oh, yes. Yeah, I mean, how do we get it in there though? Like, quick question. Dude, leave it up to the fucking engineers. Yeah, you don't need to worry about stuff.

Starting point is 00:44:09 We'll call the guys that made jewel. The guys that made jewel, they'll figure it out. Right, so we inject it, no, how about this? If they can get a pack of cigarettes into your hand, like that, they can get bread inside of a hot dog. That's true, dude. So we put what? We put ketchup, mustard, relish.

Starting point is 00:44:24 Well, there's different ones you can get onions relish She's a standard one right the peppers one is filled up right you got you stick it inside the thing Yeah, I think the bun if I think about it it wouldn't work of course not that's not about it That's fucking insane. Yeah, I was throwing an idea. I have an idea cut the hotdog in half long ways put the bun inside You're fired. What do you mean? You're fat? I don't even know what you mean like cut that make the hotdog the bun No, oh what you said you're No, no, this is insane. Yeah, you're you're going. I know you're doing you're doing a McDonald's me griddle That's right kind of I right pancake no

Starting point is 00:45:02 No, so what you're saying is you make the hot dog, but he has a point. The hot dog is usually oily and wet. It's greasy wet. And greasy, right? And the bun is the handle, so we have to feed her up. That's where the uh-oh comes from, that's right. Oh.

Starting point is 00:45:18 And we have no napkins. No napkins. No napkins. If you want to buy a shirt and a hot dog shirt, you can use that as, it's one big napkin. A shirt is made, our merch shirts are made in napkins. You'll save so much money with non napkins. If you want to buy a shirt and a hot dog shirt, you can use that. It's one big napkin. A shirt is made. Our merch shirts are made in napkins. You'll save so much money with non napkins. Yeah, but we'll charge them for the shirts. What do we make, you know, instead of make the bread a stick?

Starting point is 00:45:34 Time out. Time out. Put the hot dog on a stick. No, I'm in. Time in. Do we should we deep fry it? No, and make it a corn dog. No, that's not work. We're gonna have corn dogs on the menu. That's not what I'm doing, guy. Uh oh, business problems.

Starting point is 00:45:53 Uh oh, guy, listen to my fucking, go ahead. I'm trying to do it, right? What you're saying is, it's not breaded like a corn dog. It's not a stick, right? What I'm saying is I'm trying to get around, right? How do we reinvent the bun? Do we have a hot dog on a stick? Yes, what is this stick?

Starting point is 00:46:11 A chopstick. We gotta make this menu right now. That's beautiful. We gotta make this menu. And it's wrapped in fucking that Asian chili zing sauce from Trader Joe's. You know what the, what's a chatchilly zing sauce? Asian zing.

Starting point is 00:46:23 Got the green lid. Thank you. Oh, you know, so good. Can we also have a hot dog called the Carlos? Yeah. And all it is is, you know those hot dogs at like 7-Eleven that have been on the rotator for like 48 days, and they're gray and sideways and lumpy?

Starting point is 00:46:38 Oh, in one. That's the Carlos. One hair on top. One hair on top of the Carlos. Oh, no, the Carlos! Oh my God, the Carlos hot dog is just a glory hole. It's a hot dog with a hole.. The Carlos. Oh no, the Carlos. Oh my god, the Carlos hotdog is just a glory hole. It's a hotdog with a hole. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Starting point is 00:46:48 And you can fuck it. Yeah. That's the Carlos. But let's reinvent the onion ring. What do you think? Re-invent the onion ring. Right. It's just one whole onion we throw in a deep fryer.

Starting point is 00:46:57 Dude, that's so good. And instead of like a like a. That's so good. Like a caramel apple, but it's just an onion on a. Onion ball. An onion ball on a stick. Which two onion balls, dude. Right, we bred the whole thing.

Starting point is 00:47:09 Deep-fried onion balls. Right. In the middle, we got to put something. Ooh. What is in the middle of it? The invisible paper for the fucking candies out. Yeah, it's the white rhino. Right, right, right.

Starting point is 00:47:21 The white rhino. Right, right. Something like that. You know what would be really great, onion balls? What? If it's all a surprise, and sometimes it's not cool. I'm not gonna get it. I'm not gonna get it. I'm not gonna get it. I'm not gonna get it. I'm not gonna get it. I'm not gonna get it. I'm not gonna get it. I'm not gonna get it. I'm not gonna get it. I'm not gonna get it.

Starting point is 00:47:29 I'm not gonna get it. I'm not gonna get it. I'm not gonna get it. I'm not gonna get it. I'm not gonna get it. I'm not gonna get it. I'm not gonna get it. I'm not gonna get it.

Starting point is 00:47:37 I'm not gonna get it. I'm not gonna get it. I'm not gonna get it. I'm not gonna get it. I'm not gonna get it. I'm not gonna get it. I'm not gonna get it. I'm not gonna get it. I'm not gonna get it. I'm not gonna get it. I'm not gonna get it. I'm not gonna get it. Yeah, I did you do you do bees you do bees To do bears my business manager

Starting point is 00:47:49 The man no wait so some of them are bad some of them are good yeah, I'll like you get chichito peppers and some of them are hot Right the risk you take I see this is our chichitos. Yeah, I should have a golden ticket really wonk A style. Oh Yes, a golden ticket. Oh, yes! A golden ticket. Yeah. Oh, golden ticket. But, and you get to use this a little bit. No, I think it's, I'm not even kidding. This is such a good idea.

Starting point is 00:48:14 It's such a good idea. Oh, hot dog restaurant. Yeah. And you know who's gonna work there? Who? These guys. Macone. Macone's the fucking onion ball guy.

Starting point is 00:48:22 I think he cleans out the grease pits. Okay. Yeah, I think he dumps out the grease. Okay. I think he dumps out the grease. Okay. And you know him, he'd be like, could I take some of the grease home? Yeah. Do you take the grease home?

Starting point is 00:48:31 Chili. Let's reinvent chili. No. No. No. Why? I don't know anything about chili. I know I like it.

Starting point is 00:48:39 I like it too. I don't know how to make it. That's way to call people. You get a call David Chang. Yeah, yeah. About chili. What's in chili? Let's it's just beef truck. Let me let's guess that's guess on being real. Yeah, right? So is there bone marrow? There can be your chilly probably a bone yeah, you could put bone marrow and anything so I might Chili bone marrow love it chopped up meat. Okay. What kind of meat?

Starting point is 00:49:01 Be cow kind the cow kind. Yeah, yeah, we had in and Toronto that it was like, what was it? Like, 70 dollars an ounce that fucking why you wag you. Why you? What about? So good. Baby cat cow calf. What do they call that? Baby cow calf.

Starting point is 00:49:19 The calves of the cow. The, uh, Ville. Ville. Yeah, Ville's so good. We do Ville me. Oh, okay. Chunk, chop, chop, chop that out. Chunky, chunk, chop, put the bone marrow. Mm-hmm. Right. And so good. We do Ville mean. Okay, chop, chop, chop, chop, chop, chop.

Starting point is 00:49:25 Chunky, chock, chock. Put the bone marrow. Right. And then you put some sort of like base. Bull your base. I know. What's the liquidy vibe of that? Tomato, tomato, tomato, tomato paste.

Starting point is 00:49:36 You put tomato paste? Well, you put a stock in there, whether it's a beef stock or a chest. I love sesame oil and everything. That's just an added. Yeah. Okay, put sesame oil in there. So the beef, the beans, then they put beans in chili. Kidney beans.

Starting point is 00:49:47 Yeah, yeah. And you just mix it around, right? No. Elbow beans. What else? What kind of beans are there? Line beans. Amoeba beans, line beans.

Starting point is 00:49:56 Yeah, yeah. Some of Carlos' family members. Anyway, we'll do that. We're gonna stick our hot dogs. No chili, then. You think it too big. And you know how when you walk into a convenience store and then What does ours do?

Starting point is 00:50:10 Let me guess And I'm offended by it Every time you walk in I want to hear that dude I wanna hear that, dude. Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na And then daddy while you guys playing on loop, right? The whole play. And then we have to have a mascot. Like, you know, your dad, your dad, your dad is our mascot. You want to hot the dog? And he walks around just like that. Wow.

Starting point is 00:50:53 Free hot dog for you. We have to put, we have to, he's got to be a furry creature, no, or no. A furry creature. Make a purple. Yeah. You know, I'm not going to be a furry creature. I'm not going to be a furry creature. I'm not going to be a furry creature. Oh Free hot dog for you He's gonna be a free creature no or no no No, a furry creek

Starting point is 00:51:09 Make a purple Okay, all right put fur on him purple my dad all right. Oh That's his name poop-paw poop-paw and people think it's pop-paw. Yeah, it's your dad purple. Yeah That's so we're so good. I'm telling you this is a great idea. It's great Fancy start to make up a business plan for this please. Yeah, yeah, I would love to do something like that No shit, you don't have a choice. We're talking about this job is about to end for you soon And you're gonna be taken over the fucking what we're talking about it, dude. You're fucking lunatic. Fiendog What's up, dude?

Starting point is 00:51:41 Bobby say hi. Hi So Asian dude hello get on the mic at on your head phone I'm intimidated by your looks dude yeah good looking kid yeah good looking kid yeah I'm like Bobby's always I'm really intimidated by your look I've always happened yeah there's something about you man you know I just I don't I don't know what it is he's always trying to fight me yeah well when you walked into the olive tree last time I remember you did try to fight him last time we were in one site. Yeah, on site. You look like a 19 fours bell hop. Where are our bags, by the way?

Starting point is 00:52:11 Don't you a 1940s bell hop at a hotel? Dude, look at him dead. But a good one. Yeah, maybe. Yeah, maybe a way of talking that we did a Paul Thomas Anderson hotel. Oh, yes. I was like to kind of talking with we did. Yeah. The white supremacy. No, no, no. The cocky. See? The cocky. The cocky. That's a cocky. Yeah. I was like to kind of talking with, we did. Yeah. The white supremacy, what was it? No, no, no.

Starting point is 00:52:25 The cocky, see? The cocky, the cocky. Yeah. He looks like that. You're a talkie, dude. And you go, put him up, put him up. Stick him up. Stick him up.

Starting point is 00:52:34 Yeah. Do come up, sorry. Do come up, gang. Is do come up, gang related to the new exercise? As well, gang, the brothers. But anyway, you have that fight, but you know what? I did attack you at the, at the New York. And in LA last time I was here.

Starting point is 00:52:46 I did and, let me see if I want to apologize. Here we here we here. Yeah, no. He does not want to. It's fine. I love you though. Let's jump in our, our, our pop in guest,

Starting point is 00:52:57 one of one of the homies, a New York's finest comedian, Mike Fini is here, looking as dapper as ever. If you're on audio only, he's got some of the best hair in the business, some have quoted him as second or third to Malaney, I've heard you're right by my channel. Oh, yeah. Hair wise.

Starting point is 00:53:14 A lot less, a lot less coke. Yeah, less coke, you don't have a coke, yeah. But you do have a family now just like he does. So it could, it could happen soon, dude. I'm looking to, my guy, your kids, Mike. I have one, yeah. Oh, that's crew nice. Oh, thank you. Oh, sorry, that felt,'m looking to get your kids, Mike. I have one, yeah. Oh, that's crewenage. Oh, thank you.

Starting point is 00:53:26 Oh, sorry, that felt, there was a lot of resentment in that. I just just learned the word. So I think I'm doing pretty good. Oh, got to. Yeah, I mean, when he learns words, he's got to use them often. I'm like, it's a word of day, yeah, yeah. Like, what is it called when you, what is it called when you're masturbating

Starting point is 00:53:41 and you're choking yourself out at the same time? It's fixation. Autorotic is fixation. I learned that today. He had a little bit of trouble with the same time? It's fixation, auto-erotic is fixation. I've learned that today. He had a little bit of trouble with that too. Yes, he had fast. Auto-erotic is fixation. He did a good, and he didn't change shape in his face.

Starting point is 00:53:51 Look at that. Now watch Bob try to do. I bet you were also mouthing the words, like a stage mom while I was saying it. This is a good thing. He's in there. So yeah. Auto-erotic is fixation.

Starting point is 00:54:02 He has to change his face. See how he goes like this, he goes. Auto-erotic is fixation. See if you can do like this. It's the Asian he has to change his face He goes like this he goes auto-erotic excitation. Uh-huh. See if you can do like this auto-erotic excitation You just do I'm gonna I'll be I didn't do anything. Yeah, you did something with your eyes auto-erotic Exfixiation Blink again. I don't blink. Oh, don't blink. Don't make it creepy. No, just don't blink auto-erotic Exfixiation there you go you look like someone who does it all the time. It's crazy Feels like that's your move to it

Starting point is 00:54:26 In a good way in a good like a punk rock like oh, yeah, yeah, like rock and roll Yeah, not in like a Chester Bennington kind of away as he comes rock and roll Do it babe. I think I should go no Now you're in trouble see you cross the line and you knew what you were getting into this job is really hard I don't like that. Like they want me to cross it, but what I do, they hate it. You fuck me up this time. Here we go.

Starting point is 00:54:50 I don't like that. I don't like that. I don't like that. I don't like that. I don't like that. I don't like that. I don't like that. I don't like that.

Starting point is 00:54:58 I don't like that. I don't like that. I don't like that. I don't like that. I don't like that. I don't like that. I don't like that. I don't like that. I don't like that. I don't like that. I don't like that. Better He looked out like five letters An autorotic fixie issue doesn't know all the letters. Okay. I don't know all the letters

Starting point is 00:55:09 Yeah, there's so fun. Let's move on. Let's move on anyway, um Mike good to see you bud. What are you doing out here? That was a fun. That was a fun. You turned that into a talk. He's good at that Mike, right Mike. What are you doing out here? Yeah, you really Byron Allen me. Well, I'm out here You compare me to a pirate you don I heard you don't like sunshine. You like sunshine. Yeah. A very rich, successful man. He owns the weather, right?

Starting point is 00:55:30 I know. On the weather channel. Is he? He owns the weather channel. I bought the weather channel. Look at this. Byron Allen, look it up. He bought the weather channel a couple of years ago.

Starting point is 00:55:37 But I remember at Mitzi's funeral, everybody was talking about it. Wow. Owns the weather channel. Oh, shit. Dude, so every time there's a hurricane, he just fucking sits there and paper it up. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:55:48 Also, he fucked me, dude. What happened? He had sex with Bobby. No. That was years ago. No. He has a show. I forgot a world's called.

Starting point is 00:55:57 Byron Allen, show. No, there's a show that he does. That's 20-millarooks on what's it's called. Funny you should ask. Is that right? The game show. Yeah, that's something that, funny you should ask. Is that right? The game show. Yeah, that's something that's funny. Funny you should ask, right? So I did it once.

Starting point is 00:56:09 Yeah. And I got it right. So I was there, and byaring, you know, says, hello, this is Nanny Goes, that's your seat. I did it with like, when Louie Anderson was still alive. There you are. And the shirt says old fart. That's a great shirt.

Starting point is 00:56:19 The great shirt. What happened to that shirt? I don't know. But that's my shirt, right? Old fart, right? Can barely see it. And I was supposed to do the like two more after that. And I found out right after I was leaving,

Starting point is 00:56:31 somebody called me and goes, yeah, Byron's gonna do your spots. Wait, what do you mean Byron's doing your spots? He's gonna sit on the chair and he wants to be on camera. On his own show? Yeah. He hosts the show, right? No, some other guy hosted it at the time.

Starting point is 00:56:43 Oh. That's fucked. So you got pumped? I got pumped by the guy the owns it right so I'm gonna say to buy on dude We have issues dude and I don't care you on the weather put a fucking tsunami at my house Close to me don't do that You're charged with the weather. I don't care dude. Well, you're storm now. Yeah Storm is black. I know So we have a fucking bone to pick man. No, no, you've picked it right now. That's what I'm not bone is picked my dog So anyway, don't even don't put say his name. Oh, sorry. I didn't I love you

Starting point is 00:57:19 Mike Mike What are you doing out here bud? Can I also say this is the largest amount of water? I've ever been offered on the show welcome to LA dog The Saint New York buddy. Yeah, he's drinking this the next two weeks. Yeah, this is crazy Yeah, that's as big as your apartment in New York That's the fucking problem with the New York is everything is smaller out here bigger You give us this Chrissy chaos. Yeah, fuck that dude. This is a real podcast.

Starting point is 00:57:45 We'll give you all the water. Fienny's got a new special out right now. We'd like people to go see it and watch it because he's a friend and he's wonderful. It's out available right now. Tell him the title, you're gonna love it. Mike Fienny and Knight at the Comedy Seller. It's on my YouTube channel, youtube.com.

Starting point is 00:57:59 There's the title. Mike Fienny, come. Yeah, I kept it pretty, I didn't want any, Mike Fienini doing stand up Call it that well, it's the reason why it's called that you know what I mean? There's a what what what what is the story? Oh, maybe I'll tell it. Do you know what? No, I got what it is you know what the deal is dude ever since I know I've known you right you're conflicted with me No, yeah, yeah, there is

Starting point is 00:58:22 What are you saying? Well? I, from my perspective, an outsider. Yeah. You're not really an outsider. An uncommic, an apprentice. You're literally an insider of this show. Yeah, yeah. So what is your, so you're gonna tell your boss something?

Starting point is 00:58:35 You came in kinda hot. Oh. Yeah, dude. This is pretty amazing. Bobby is mad. But maybe there's something I don't know. There's a past. You said a... Exactly. You got to put it in the context, dude. Yeah, so what happened? I think the first time we met was outside the comedy-sell at the village on the ground.

Starting point is 00:58:54 I said, what's up, dude? I'm Mike and then I think your first words were you motherfucker. Yeah. And you lunged at me. And I think that's been kind of our, uh, and most of it. I'm not mad about that. Is that sound like something I would do yeah Guys vote here if we Clicked that's something I would that's insane baby Where you like holding your eyes are apart or something? He was that's right that's what you were doing my day. Yeah, yeah, yeah So you went like that. And that's why it launched, dude.

Starting point is 00:59:25 He literally goes, Top Asian, hey, Mike. You didn't see me doing that. All right. Mike, Phoenix, walks up to you and goes, welcome to V-Rick Underground. No, that's what he did. No, you know what he did? He did the reverse.

Starting point is 00:59:35 He made his eyes wider. Who's just to move his confidence? Yeah. Just to move his confidence. Yeah, I'm worried. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Mike. What the fuck, dude? Looking up'm worried. Yeah, yeah, Mike. What the fuck, dude?

Starting point is 00:59:46 Looking up and down. Yeah, yeah, the peripherals. So anyway, so we've had conflict, but let's resolve it now. Just wash the beef. I literally have no beef with you, dude. It's great. I don't want to have beef with you, man.

Starting point is 00:59:56 Yeah, yeah. I have beef with somebody else. Byron Allen. Yeah. And, you know, but you're in some shit. You're in some shit then. I'm glad you stay. Would you fight Byron Allen? Like, let's say he like heard about this and he wants to

Starting point is 01:00:10 square up with you. Would you fight him for real? Like in a physical like boxing? Yeah, like let's say Byron Allen hears this, takes it serious and wants to square up with you. He's fucking big. He's six foot three. I know there's no way.

Starting point is 01:00:22 He's gonna fuck you up with the, why are you talking shit on our show? He's gonna fuck you up with the fuck. Yeah, while you're talking shit on our show He's gonna fuck you. I'm never gonna see him again. I doubt it dude. He owns the weather Super power by one is here. I can't see him imagine a group of kids a bunch of kids sitting around elementary school I want to be a firefighter. I want to be a space man. I want to own the weather. Byron, we can't own the weather. That's not the ridiculous bitch. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Starting point is 01:00:53 He bought the weather. I mean, I'm talking about Mike Fini. And I've had the comedy seller. I did the comedy seller. Oh, I got it wrong. It's, yeah, it's all right. I'll be your start. See what I'm saying?

Starting point is 01:01:03 It's a tone. It's a tone. You are throwing these weird verbal darts at him. It's, it's's all right. I'll tell you what I'm saying. There's a tone. It's dark. You are throwing these weird verbal darts at him. It's like, is it the love of a man? Let's start over. Try it again. Let's do it again. Go ahead.

Starting point is 01:01:12 Introduce the his special. So Mike Feney, a knight at the comedy seller. Yes, correct. It's I assume it's taped at the comedy seller. It's taped. You're doing really good with your eyes. Yeah. I went cross-eyed.

Starting point is 01:01:24 And you're doing it live. It's a knight. It's at night. Yeah, I'm cross-eyed. You know, and you're doing it live. It's at night. It's at night. Mm-hmm. Yeah, and it's you, Mike Fini. It is. So Mike Fini, night, it's a connoisseur. Yeah, but it's also, there's four rooms

Starting point is 01:01:35 of the comedy-sellers. No, don't talk. See, that's what. As you know, I said. Oh, okay, go ahead. He did say as you know. Yeah. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:01:42 I know, I know, I know. And it's me doing all four rooms in one night. Oh, that's cool idea And then I I directed it and I edited it because I pitched it to production companies and they said it couldn't be done And it would cost over kind of what didn't see him and and what do that exactly? He did all three rooms the comedy Yeah, so I did three. This is four so it's more I like that. That's smart Yeah, I got a one-on-one-one-up-art buddy dude one-on-one-up-art buddy. Yeah, it's three, this is four, so it's more. I like that, that's smart. Yeah, you gotta wanna, wanna wanna up our buddy, dude. Wanna up our buddy. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Starting point is 01:02:07 It's great, the original. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Be nice. Oh, you don't think I can do one? No, you can't. I can do it. I can do it. You know what, I bet you can't. You know what I'll do. I'll do it. There we go. I'll do mine everywhere with the commas or Anna at the lab factory, Anna at the improv, Anna at the ISH house. So I wound up, I wound up the mic.

Starting point is 01:02:36 Really? Like I could do that. You're leaving out flappers, you're not gonna do flappers? Yeah, flappers and all that stuff. What about the comedy castle or whatever? Yeah, yeah, yeah. What about the fight? I'm sorry, I'm sure it's great., I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Yeah, Mike and let me say the reason why we have this is big. I respect you. Is that what it is?

Starting point is 01:03:07 100% dead. Okay, the pause gave me pause Hold on, I think you're more of a Ronnie Chang fan fan You think I'd like Ronnie Chang more than you you're saying a little bit I know Ronnie Chang more than you, but maybe that's just a maybe that's just an issue we can work through Well, he's trying to say do you like Chinese people or Korean people better? Is that what he's trying to get to the root? Well, I have a history though with, I have a, there was a kid in my high school. What do you have a history with Chinese people?

Starting point is 01:03:34 We all do, buddy. Runs pretty deep. There was a kid that we grew up with in my neighborhood. He moved there in high school and we called him Mexican Tony But he was he was incredibly Chinese That's really funny But he was He's actually good

Starting point is 01:03:55 Yeah, he was he was from China he was like a transfer kid and his family was so rich He had the biggest house in our neighborhood and he went to our high school And he wanted to ingratiate his friends into the you know, people make friends. We had all the people over for a house party in 11th grade and we all went to his house long island, you know, scumbags. We all got very drunk. There was probably 50 people there got way out of control. People like destroyed his house like punched holes in the walls.

Starting point is 01:04:20 People were fighting and brawling. I lost my virginity on his sister's bed after seven Mike's hard lemonade. Wow. Ever since then I felt bad about that. So I feel like I owe the Chinese people a little bit of gratitude. He opened his home to me. Yeah. And we really. Where's Mexican 20 now? I don't. I honestly, I know he got in a ton of trouble for that. His house was pristine, beautiful, impeccably. He just, he thought he would just have a few friends over and then everyone texted him. Let me ask you a question. He's in Trump's cabinet.

Starting point is 01:04:49 I heard you were working for Trump. He's probably doing it. And Mexican Tony. Yeah. We all love Mexican Tony. That really Mexican. Yeah. When his parents came back, you mean,

Starting point is 01:05:03 what do you think they would say to him accent please? So here you are Mexican do I yo mom that was uh, sorry mom dad What I am very disappointed in you Mexican? No, dude Well, let's do it again. They were proper speaking No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I'm on dad. Sorry. We had a party last night. My bad. I am very disappointed. Very good. Very good. Very good. Very good. Would you ever come out of here? I was going to move out here in 2019. I was having so much fun. Remember 2019 at the comedy store. It was just it was just it was the best. I came out here. It was the

Starting point is 01:05:58 first time I came out to LA and I was like, oh, fuck this might be better than New York now. Like it's like it's like at that level Every comic, you guys are all driving like Ferraris. Like BMW is like, what's happening? I was like, how was everybody doing so? And then I was like, you know what, I did New Year's Eve at the comedy store and it was amazing. And I was like, I'm gonna move out here in this year, in 2020.

Starting point is 01:06:18 And then, you know, all at all end here. So, and who did that? By Ron Allen. What? Oh, he brought it with the weather. He brought it with the weather. Oh, shit. Chinese fog rolled in. He's unstoppable.

Starting point is 01:06:30 He really is. Yeah. Hit TV shows, controls the weather. I think the combination of COVID and then Rogan and everyone moving out of LA kind of fucked up the scene a little bit. I have to admit that, I think. But I think we're the scene now. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:06:47 Yeah, but I don't like, do you like being the scene? You like being top dog? I'm having so much fun. I'm having fun, but I don't sometimes, like I look at the line up and I'll go, oh, I'm the guy on the line up. I don't like that. I like seeing.

Starting point is 01:06:59 But you were always one of the guys in the line up. To be one of many, but to be the only one sometimes. You know, sometimes you look at the line up and, Oh, shit, I'm the only guy. Well, I think with a lot of times happens with us, that also happens in New York that I see and hinting at a test that is comedy seller lineups. Everyone's on fucking tour all the time. Yeah. I think more comics now are on tour than I've ever seen in my life. Every single comic is, and also every single comic seems to be in Australia and New Zealand. We just got an offer to go down there. It does like Australia and New Zealand have every comedian in America.

Starting point is 01:07:27 We'll tell him where you're staying right now. You care to talk about it or no? Yeah, I'm saying it Tim's mega mansion over in the Hollywood. You're like five minutes from me, like three minutes from me. Yeah, hang out, dude. We lived tomorrow. Hello, Kate. If you weren't leaving, how long have you been in town for?

Starting point is 01:07:44 I'm only in town till Sunday, then go to Austin. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oops Yeah, yeah, yeah, next time that from right do you have any words of wisdom for for for Fini for Austin? Give him give him one of the inside dips. Yeah, get like a whole carton of cigarettes You could be smoking them. Okay, I may have you been there yet. Yeah, get like a whole carton of cigarettes. You're gonna be smoking them. Okay. I may have you been there yet? Yeah. Awesome.

Starting point is 01:08:09 Yeah, I haven't been to the mothership though since it's opened though. Okay. Are you gonna play there? Yeah, I'm doing, I'm doing Kill Tony when I'm out there. That's great. Yeah. We're open to Bob and I are open up a club down there the father ship and I don't know if he's gonna be mad about it.

Starting point is 01:08:21 We're doing it. We don't be doing it. And we have a hot dog sandwich. We are open on a hot dog stand for real. It's called uh oh hot dog. Yeah, yeah. And what's why is it uh oh? Go ahead and show him.

Starting point is 01:08:30 Uh oh hot dog. It's a great character he did. The thing does. It's a great character he did on Mad TV. So I bring a little hot dog real fast. Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, uh oh. Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, uh oh. I mean, two camera, no less, just a full,

Starting point is 01:08:44 right at the camera. So we're open on a hot dog joint. I mean, that camera. No, that's just a full right at the camera. So we're open up a hot dog joint. I mean, that's for that. That's how that sketch ends, by the way. It just ends. All the sketches ended with all hot dogs. And then you just, that's fun. Yeah, yeah, that's fun.

Starting point is 01:08:56 Mad TV at the time, and we can move on. I don't need to do this, because he's gonna not wanna talk about it. But honestly, the reason that I think it was so successful up against SNL was that the sketches were way more like whack-a-doo. In-same, in-same. I think SNL tried and still does have

Starting point is 01:09:13 kind of a cohesive like front middle end, right? Like it always has like a bow on it. Like a very traditional well-written sketches. Sure. But I like that that show was fucking weird. It was like shooting at the sky sometimes. And it didn't matter if it didn't really miss one. And it was fucking weird.

Starting point is 01:09:29 What was the one that Michael McDonald, yeah, Michael McDonald, Stewart. Stewart, I mean, not all of that shit was like, the amount of times that people, yeah, my friend, I used to just do that, like, look what I can do. And you jump and just do the dumbest thing. And just wanna, we're having dinner with Michael,

Starting point is 01:09:45 by the way, I don't think. I know we are. But here's the one thing I wanna say is, when I auditioned, they didn't want me. They were like, we want a white guy. So they, they wanted the times of change. And they wanted to tear and kill him. Oh.

Starting point is 01:10:00 And so, you know, at the end, it was down to me and tear and kill him. And they basically said, we gotta give this kid a shot. I mean, I know he's aged Korean. They've never had anyone like that. Another sketch shows really had someone like me. And then you both got it. And me and Terran both got it. And so, you know, my hat's off to them for hiring me.

Starting point is 01:10:19 Hat's off to them for hiring. We actually met some of the Matt TV people in Boston. Oh yeah. Yeah, yeah. Some of the old executives came to the Shriders and stuff like that. It was great. Wow.

Starting point is 01:10:29 Anyway. We got a good time. Mike. Michael. Thanks for being here. Thanks for having me. Um, check out a special. Please go watch a special right now on YouTube.

Starting point is 01:10:36 Yeah. Uh, Mike Fini will link it. The boys will link it in the description. It's, uh, Oh, so I'm going to get your number after this. So that the next time you're in town, I can. No more fighting. I can book you on Tiger Valley. Yeah. I would love to do it. Okay, so I'm going to get your number after this so that the next time you're in town. I know more fighting I can book you on

Starting point is 01:10:45 Tiger Valley. I would love to do it. Okay, so I'm gonna get your number after this thing. Wow, and let's cause peace I love that. Yeah, there's too much turmoil in the world. Yeah, we did let's set up this conflict right here What was the wink though? Yes, yeah, that's that wink on did everything you just said Yeah, the wink was um first of all What was that it's a miracle that an Asian guy can wink? It is pretty surprising. Yeah, because it's very subtle. Well, they're so close together the island And that's right and the words wink and blink are also too close to I don't know

Starting point is 01:11:18 How do we know what you really do Yeah, so no that wing was pleasant. Okay. It was a pleasant wink. And I want to say, let's do that. Thanks for coming by here. Thanks for having me. And thank you for being a bad friend.

Starting point is 01:11:32 Yeah. Woo! Yeah! Woo! Yeah! Woo! Yeah!

Bad Friends - Uh Oh, Hot Dogs!

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