Bad Friends - We Go To Flavortown w/ Guy Fieri

Episode Date: September 15, 2025

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You two are bad friends. Who are these two idiots? White dude, I'm an Asian dude. You two are disgusting. Oh, you two or something. We're bad friends. Monkey philosophy, you know? He was giving me monkey philosophy.

Who was giving you monkey philosophy? What? Toto right there, dude. From Wizard of Oz. To give us a monkey philosophy, dude, it's really helpful. What, give me a monkey philosophy. That was just telling me. You don't. You're sick again?

Dude, the guy, every time he, I was just telling, I was just telling mommy. He goes, he goes. Dude, you suck. When you grab one branch, don't let go. Oh, no, only grab this one, when you like, what is it? I said, you don't want to let go of the branch before you grab the next one. Yes, that's what I know. That's all monkey philosophy.

That's uncle, well, I love monkey philosophy. Hey, last. Give us some more. I love monkey philosophy. Last night, Bob, I watched the, the, the, the, disappearance of the girl from the cruise ship. Did you watch this documentary already? No, I only watched the one with Asian people in it,

the one that could disappear at that hotel. Remember, and they found out there in the water tank? Oh, I love that one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I only Asian gold disappearances I do. Okay, was she white? She's a white. Yeah, don't tell me about it because I'm going to watch it.

Amy Bradley, it's fantastic. Okay. It'll drive you nuts. It will? It'll drive you nuts. Did she end up in a tank? She, uh... I only watch it when they end up in a water tank.

ends up on a tank. They forced her to be in the army after this. Wow. She's got the haircut. Yeah, I don't want to go, I don't want to rip on her because I don't know. If you don't know if she's dead. That's funny. Yeah, I don't, or dead. That's so conscious of you. No, I'm very mindful about things like that. I gave you so many compliments this morning on that show. And we talked about you very wholeheartedly about you being my, look at me. Here he goes and goes again about the last meal. You're my best friend. I love you too, dude. No, no, look at me. Look at me, China. with your last meal?

Did they serve alcohol with your last meal? Yeah. What was your last meal? Honestly, dude. Yeah. You're so illiterate. It's crazy. You're red.

That's what I'm asking. But you have a little red. Did you drink a little? Am I red? Because I was in the sun. I'm orange. Be to serve alcohol with your last meal. What was your last meal?

How quickly will I ship you back to Spain? Pig. You want to go back to Spain, pig? Do you hear his cough? Do you hear him literally sick coughing in the booth? Did you get COVID or what? No. Just not regular.

Regular call. Dude, perfect comedic timing. That's like when my dog farts and stares at me. When did you get it? You have COVID again. There's no doubt. When did you get this? Like a few days ago.

So we're going to get sick. I know. It's so annoying. What the fuck are you doing here? You suck. You suck. He shows up to this show sick. Look, go ahead.

You look terrible. I want to share everything. I pegged. Yeah. I hate him. No wonder you did monkey philosophy. Yeah. Oh, monkey flu stuff he's got.

Monkey. Give us another monkey philosophy, idiot. Well, I just learned something I would date in. There's this new trend called Shrek him. He's trying to segue into a clip that, you know what I mean? To rip on me. I respect. I don't like it.

I respect. Okay, what's Shrecking? Shreking is going viral now. What is Shreking? What is Shreking? describes the act of dating down on purpose. The idea is that you pick someone you believe is less attractive than you because you think they'll be grateful

of worship the ground. You walk on and never hurt you. They're saying that the girls are Shrekking you. You're Shrek, my G. Your little Asian Shrek, Shrek her. There you are Shrekka. Okay, well, you know what? Fiona, I have awaited so wrong for this moment. Dude, Asian Shrek was way bad.

than Scottish Shrek. Donkey. What? Donkeys. Stop up playing around the donkey. That's you. You're Shrecking. You do.

You get Shrekked. Okay. Let me see. All right. All right. All right. All right. The bit is over.

That's not funny. Let me get this straight. Bobby gets women that are in his league because they're beautiful and so is he. So that's not funny. So you're saying that, okay, let me just say, let me get this straight. you're saying that human women, right, think that I'm so sort of mythological creature. Kind of. Yeah, and they're dipping down.

They're not dipping down. They're choosing lower. Lower. So, because they know you'll be wonderful, grateful, appreciative. But I believe that women are attracted to me, though. That's what Shrek says. What I'm saying? What I'm saying?

How do they get juice? What do you mean? How does the juice occur? It's worth to squeeze, baby. Yeah? Yeah, uh? Money. Money.

Yeah, he's the, yeah, he's got the money. Well, you know what? Okay, I'll date down there. I'll date my across. And I will date, um, fling, fling. You know what I mean? Some four foot to, you know what I mean, ugly. Fling, fling?

Yeah, whatever, dude. Whatever you say. Yeah, whatever you say, dude, because you know what? We got off on the wrong foot. I'll tell you that. I came in here positive, dude. So did I. You know what I mean?

Supporting your philosophies, you know what I mean? Listening to your last meal. I asked you a couple of times, your last meal you ignored me and now you rip on the way I look and it's not a really good way to begin. First of all, I can't talk about the last meal. The episode doesn't come out yet

until when this comes out. Second of all, I didn't rip on you. The guys in the booth did. You laughed like when I fell on those fucking blades. It was funny. Yeah. It was funny. Okay.

The guy brought up a funny beat. It's a funny beat. What is this is not a comedy show anymore? It is. Why are you being so sensitive? What's going on with you right? Because maybe I'm ugly. Maybe I'm going through a spot where I'm looking in the mirror.

Do you think? Yeah. I'm thinking about getting work done. I'm thinking about getting worked on because of this kind of fucking shit, dude. All right, I'm going to get bo-dogs, my eyes bigger, you know what I mean, a chin thing like Brad Pitt. I'm going to do the whole thing. Now you did that. Yeah.

Now I'm going to look all fucked up. Okay. All right. Thanks. You know, I got out of Zimbi because people said I was fat. Now you look great. Yeah. Now I got to do something with my face.

And you'll look better. Dude, you're proving the point. We're bullying you into. to being better. All right, I'll do it. No, yeah, yeah, I'm going to do it all. I think you're good the way you are. No, I'm doing it all.

I'm doing what you... The point is, I never called you fat. Roll the clip. Yeah, you roll the clip, right? I never called you fat. Yeah. I don't want you to get work done. And if I don't think I'm a fucking hot person...

Let's have a little penis, you say. You say that. No, you've said that to me before. It is. No, it's fine. It's very good. It's, oh, very good is a little rude. Yeah, yeah.

You're out of pocket. You have a regular ass dick. Yeah, but to call it, you know what I mean, the way you call it, Toki the Fung Fong Fong. That's your friend, Tum, Tocke the Dumb Dumb. You call it Toki the Dumb, okay. Number two, so, no, you've called me fat before. Have I? I've never heard that.

Thank you. Oh, here we go. Oh, wow. A conspiracy. Oh, bro. Everything is a conspiracy, man. So anyway, um, talking to the crew outside. and

I want a little debate there outside What was the debate? Well, they had some Lord of the Rings tattoos on their bodies which is nerdy You like nerd shit?

What are you talking about? I'm nerdy too And I gave them some trivia questions About Lord of the Rings And they answered them quickly Oh, they all knew the They were hot on the L-O-T-R Yeah, the first question I asked

was What was I can't even fucking talk right now because of the Shrek thing Yeah, yeah, yeah That makes sense Yeah, it's hard Shrek hit you that hard

It's one beat Yeah, it hit me It's one joke Yeah, but when you're going through Like, I'm ugly already in my mind You're not ugly I know, but when I'm saying

In my mind, you don't mean You know what I'm saying? Tuna So I asked the guys outside Get it the donkey What was Aragon's We have a goal To the Kessel

Stop! Bullying Donkey All right What are you talking about the Shrekah? The donkey is also. Did you see. Did you see Drewski in White Body?

It's the greatest thing I've ever seen in my fucking life. Drusky, who we love, who's trying to get on this show, he did white body, not white face. He became a white dude, went to NASCAR and was like, God bless America, dude. He looks at white there. Unreal. That's Druski. That's amazing. He's honking at people. Dude, a black guy walked by, he spit on it.

He's spit in front of. This guy, he's so funny. Drusky maybe is the funniest guy in the internet right now. Can I do white? You can? Yes, you should do white body. Yeah. Honestly, we should, and you should be a different color.

Hmm. Yeah, yeah. A color that, that's not going to get in trouble. No, I know, a color that that's not going to get in trouble. Oh, what's that? It's just a tan Mediterranean man. Okay. Too close.

What? You're right on the line. I know, but you could just say I'm from Morocco. You're walking on a lake in April. That's Africa shit. My bad. You're walking on a frozen lake in April. And it's just a little too late.

Too icy. It's too late. The ice is going to crack. Right. Yeah, like get off of the, get off. April's a little too late for us. Well, if I go white, what can you do? I can be like a, well, I can be your white best friend.

And we can say wild shit to people when we go out in public. What's wrong with our society where you can't dress up? In blackface? No, you could be an Indian guy. You want to, I should give you a history book. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's going to blow your mind. I could give you, you could be, how about this?

You can be Korean. And I'll allow you to do it. If I'm with you, I could. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But also. That'd be funny. If he was Korean face? Well, we'd have to have you set up the clip.

Like, you'd have to be like, this is my best friend. My best friend. We're doing the thing. I am forcing him to do this. Yeah, yeah. I'm going to quit the podcast. You just got my mom at gunpoint. You're like, do it.

Yeah. Do it. Yeah. No, we don't need to do that. Okay. That's for him. He did a great job. I just have always wanted to do white face.

Give me the L-O-T-R trivia you wanted to divulge. I'm so excited about it. Okay. I feel like the time has passed. No, time is now. Okay. Well, I asked what was Aragorn's street name? Oh.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you know the answer? Do I? Yeah. Do I? Yeah, what is it? No, what the fuck? Strider.

Strider. I don't know what's last name Oh, street name I thought you meant like what street he lives on I was like I don't fucking know where he lives No one knows where Aragon lives Well that's a big flaw this year He lives in Gondor now

What part of Gondor? Because there's two nice Main Street next to the McDonald's Behind the Starbucks That's actually a bad part of the city Yeah yeah yeah so um We're sending in troops to Gondor We've got to clean up The second question I asked was

what did what did what did um um um um um

um um um um they're going through the swamps. What did they say? Don't follow the lights okay

and then that's for all six listeners so then they asked me some and then they and then they stomp me right forgot even what they were as it but then I said that Dominic Monahan

texted me this morning did he really? Yeah what did he say? I win so you lost something and you made up for it with celebrity with knowing Hey, Carlos

Carlos Hey, Dominic Monaghan texted you Yeah Huge Yeah, right famous actor So whenever these fans

do this bullshit about me in Hollywood It's like, dude You guys don't even know This guy's just quiet About his bullshit And he brings it out on me So what I should do

Is start investing Nerds, they try to bury me When nerds try to bury you What do you have to You have to fight back With Hollywood What are you talking about? Yeah

What are you? That's monkey philosophy, too. Oh, that is. Yeah, yeah, I like that. Okay. Stop putting your hand up like that. It's weird. It's not this.

No, stop. Yeah, dude. You're so close. I know, but you deserve, dude. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Dominic Monaghan. Shut up. The people that you hang out with?

Oh, really. Dominic Manant. Really? Oh, Dominic Monaghan. Who do I hang out? I don't hang out with anybody. Jimmy Kimmel last night. I did his television show.

show. How was it? How did it go? How did it go? Fucking great. Was it fun? He loves you. He literally loves you. That guy fucking loves you. That was you last night? That was me. Amazing. You didn't do the big suit thing? It's funny. You know what the biggest joke of this is? So we bought the big suit. McCone, you got to return it for me. Okay. We bought the big suit and then I decided it just looked like it didn't work. So then I called Blake Griffin, a true bit. Talk about Hollywood. Yeah. I knew. That's the comments. Yeah. They're going to make you do this when you do a fucking special on Hulu.

I will not do it. Oh, you won't do Jimmy Kimmel? I will not do any legacy media. Why? Because I'm going to just do my ecosystem. Good for you. Because I'm in the man of the people. Man of the people.

Yeah, and you will see. You're a man of the people? I'm a fucking cult leader. What are you talking about? You're a man of the people who complains about not getting the perfect first class seat on a fucking flight and bitches about the hotels that we stay at when they're not as fancy as they should be. You're a man of the internet. You're a man of the internet.

Right? I mean it. That went out on the internet, right? people you liar McCone oh yeah yeah an ogre of the people ogre of the people you know how much shit I've been getting about that what being an ogre no all that what are you talking about oh being in 52 B yeah well we put it out we did it on this show I know you know how much fucking shit I'm being getting about that so you're not a man of the people stop lying I I lied okay I'm not the man of the people yeah thank you I'm a liar

no legacy media for you well I want to do Jimmy Kimmel it's here in Los Angeles. I had a wonderful time. Tell me what happened. Well, the reason I did it. Well, look, that was Blake Griffin's suit. I thought it'd be funny to borrow a six, nine guys suit because that was funnier than the one we bought. It ended up kind of fitting. I was like, what the fuck? That's the suit? That is a Blake Griffin's suit. Oh, wow. Actually, a suit. And that pin I'm wearing, why this was special to me very truthfully is that was an Uncle Frank who died, passed away. His uncle Frank. It was on the show. And Uncle Frank saw me 18 years ago do stand up and told me I was dog shit, but I was going to be good one day. And I told the story on the show. he invited me to see Kimmel when I was a kid and I met him 18 years ago on the show and his uncle Frank who now has passed away who was a big piece of the show is the first time I ever got to go there it was like a beautiful

it was actually it was a beautiful moment everyone caught I mean it's not not being facetious it was a beautiful moment in time and I thought it was a really cool full circle moment for me to be able to do that yeah I know you're mocking it because you don't take anything serious

because you know that's why you're a sad little fucking troll you little Shrek that's why you're a sad little fucking fat Shrek do it there you go

bigger do it your insecurities are so fucking bleeding through your little eyes you can't tell one sweet story without this little

filthy noodle being like let's mock it It's so funny, dude You're funny Fake laugh Fake laugh Oh Get over it

Oh, it's so fun Oh, I'm so good It's so good I'm so good That happened Yeah, you did I told a sweet story About something? It's a sweet story

No, really is sweet It was Yeah, wow Do you have any more Do you have any more? Want to go? Let's go, let's hit Let's hit.

Do you want to go fucking stroke for stroke? Dude, I'm on fire. I'm in sixth gear. Your car doesn't even go this fast. I'm sorry. Thanks. I'm sorry. We're back.

That was bad. That was bad. Yeah. God, I love. Sorry. That what, you know? Come on. Okay.

I love you so much. I love it. Yeah. It was, you know what's so funny about doing legacy media stuff? It is funny that I did think afterwards. I thought, God, our show is so much more fun. We can say whatever we want. We don't have to think about it.

We can, like, be fucking, you're thinking the whole time you do that. I've never done that. I mean, the only time I've done panel is when I did the Tonight Show. Chelsea. Chelsea? Chelsea, what? You did Chelsea lately? Yeah, but that's not this.

That's panel. What do you mean? That show was fucking huge. It was the highest rated show at the time. Are you out of your mind? That show, it was more famous than these shows by far. Chelsea had millions of viewers. Okay.

But I've never done this. You remember that? Yeah, yeah. No, this is the first time I've ever done it. I've never done it. I've never done it. I've literally never done it. I did Jim Carrey did it with me one time we promoted I'm dying up here it was his and I was

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Superstar. The king of Flavertown. Flavor Town. Ladies and gentlemen, it's Guy Fierry. Give him a run of my Guy Fierry, everybody. You don't know how long we've been waiting. This is... I've been waiting for two weeks. This is a moment in our life that we will cherish forever.

You know I watch you every day at my house. You're on my TV. Whether it's guys grocery games, whether it's down or driving the dive. You are on my TV right now. My dog watches you at night. We love you, dude. I'll tell you this guy. I love you, dude.

The dog pacifier. I like that. No, the dog loves you. loves the show because we leave it on. When we leave the house, we go, leave the TV on for noise, and the dog likes to watch it. I'm a little bit more like you. I mean, I don't put my dog to bed with me in that sense. That sounded so weird.

Yeah. Do you know I'm scared to death of coming in here with you too? Why? Why? Because what everybody else in the world says, including my son, Turner and Ryder, they're just like, you know these dudes, like, go everywhere. There's like nothing they don't touch. There's nothing they won't say. That's right.

Yeah, you touch everything. I touch it all. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You fond will touch everything, too. I don't, yeah, yeah. I'm glad I teed that up for you. Yeah, but you know what? We cater, we cater, look at the lingo I'm using.

Yeah. We cater, right? We cater to make you comfortable. It's so much. Right, to the guests. Guy, we did our Mizon Plus to make sure. Yeah. That everything was the way that you wanted it to be, we wanted to be comfortable.

You brought your crew, your family to us now. You're a part of the bad friend's family. We've been a fan. of you. We've been plating it up for you. We've been plating it for you. And here's the appetizer. Bobby, show your butthole.

Yeah. You want to see my butthole? Yeah, show him, dude. Just in case. Do you want to see my butthole guy? He's never seen it. You know what? Let's go to commercial break and then talk about that.

Yeah, yeah. I'll just, is that? I don't know, dude. Can you go see my butt hole? Well, look, check it. I'm going to pass. I'm going to pass. I'm going to pass.

You know, that's rude. I'll tell you this, right? If you cook me food, I would not pass. Well, I think that in your butthole are two different things. No, it's Calamari. Yeah. You don't like Calamari. It's kind of a different Calamari.

Okay, fine. I do want to make one mention about feeling welcome and everything because the porno chair that I'm sitting on. Yeah. Smells like Tropatone. That's really, that's awesome. Well, we got these from a Diddy estate sale. So these things are fresh right off the block. You want some lube?

Because we have a lot. We have so much. I'm sitting in it right now. Yeah. You see you're mortising with it. Oh, I get your garbage pail nachos. are from Goldbelly. So good.

Yeah. If I have a little party. Trash can. But that's what... Yeah, it's okay. No, no. He's from... In Korea, they call him garbage.

Yeah, yeah. In Korea, we call it garbage. Yeah. I'm telling you. So I wanted to be prepared and make sure that I had seen everything that I'm supposed to see. I follow a lot with TikTok.

And I get the extras. But my sons and my, my admin, my guy, Ian, show me all kinds of clips. It is just amazing that you two have not killed each other. We almost did five minutes ago. I want to hear about that. But one of my favorite was the gong.

Oh, yeah. It's hidden in the back. I just would really like one gong moment if I could. Wow, okay. You're not an ally then. No, I am. I just, you know what the gongs for it? It's an anal gong.

You're going to see my butthole. Okay, here we go. You know how scared I was you're going to show me? He does. If you're lucky, you get to see it. Guy, we're so happy. that you are here. Yeah.

And you were talking right before we started rolling about the cigar that's in, is this your cigar? Is that what I heard? Yeah. Yeah. So I'm a big cigar smoker. Have been forever. And matter of fact,

it was one of the first things when I started building my brands and so forth. And so far that I wouldn't have scars. And my agents and my manager and everybody said, no, you know, your little sister passed away from cancer. It's probably not a real good topic and so forth. Did you smoke?

No, she didn't. She died unfortunately. She had cancer when she was a little kid. Oh my gosh. And then she got it. older when she was 38, but lived a great life, and she has an amazing son that we got to help her just graduated

law school. But no, so I'm a big scar fan. My grandfather's got cigars. So, I met a guy named Eric Espinoza, and he said to me right off the bat, I don't want to make a celebrity branded cigar. And I said, well, great news, because I don't want to make one either. Right. I just want to make badass cigars of the level

that I like cigars. So it's called, and my whole company is called Knuckle Sandwich, but that's what we call them is Nuckle Sandwich. And Uncle Sam were cigars. Sorry, do you smoke cigars? No, but can you leave them for us in case? I will absolutely leave cigars. I'd love to try it.

In fact, I'm going to brand them and I'm going to send them to you with your logo on. I will make them really sexy. Where do you get the tobacco? Is it Cuban? Nicaraguan. Nicaraguan. So there's a big story about that about how cigars started. And when they, when everybody left Cuba, you know, when the Castro time happened,

a lot of people picked up and took the seeds with them and went to the Dominican Republic and went to Nicaragua and so forth. So this is all Nicaraguan. And this, like I said, this business partner, Espinoza that I had. is really a chef of cigars. Yeah. And they're the real deal. So this is the Habano.

This is the first one we ever made. This is as long as the tobacco is from Nicaragua. It's close to Cuba. That's right next door. Like some Koreans eat Chinese rice. But cigars get a bad rap. Cigars do get a bad rap. Why do they get a bad rap?

Because most people don't take care of their cigars. And they'll keep their cigars in their golf bag. And they'll be like, hey, man, I got some cigars. You want to smoke them? Well, they're dried. They're dried out. They haven't been kept in the correct humidity, which is about 70%.

And they get bitter and dry, and they burn hot and acidic, and they're nasty. Right. And, I mean, I won't smoke about it. But if you take a cigar and you roll it in your fingers like this and it doesn't crackle, you probably have the right humidity. You can have too much humidity where it gets soggy and it doesn't draw right. But we draw test all of our cigars.

Do you smoke cigars when they're dry, though, ever? Because I used to have one of those, what do you call it, the box? Humidor. Humidor. I had a humidor, right? And then I stuck it in a closet for years. Right. And I opened it back up and there was like this really stinky cigar.

Yeah, it's got to be done right if it doesn't. And I smoked it and it fell apart in my hands. You have to take care of cigars. And that's the biggest thing that people misunderstand is that they get cigars given to them and they get really good cigars. And they'll go and not properly humidify them. And it just, they go to, they go away. They go to waste. Yeah.

But you don't waste them. How much these retail for? Is it a good price or is it expensive? Is it a fancy cigar? price. I mean, mid-priced, and we do a variety of them. This is the Hibano. We do a Connecticut. We do a couple different Maduro's, and we do some special lines where we do some limited to, you know, limited offer stuff. Yeah, this is, I'll get you into cigars smoking. Because a lot of times, and this is just like with food. Or this could be with anything. It could be with

tequila. It could be, if people say they don't like it, I'll typically say, okay, tell me when you started not liking it. Like, when was that? Like Brussels sprouts. That's always one everybody hate. I don't like them. Okay. I bet you. I do not. I promise you, well, you're Italian, you know, I mean, come on. Yeah, Italian. I don't, you know what I mean? Everybody does them. Everybody does them.

And I'm like, I don't, do I want it? I don't even know, do I like it? Do I like this chagas? Do I like this chagas? We will try, I will get you a cigar. I'm from Saigon. You are going to risk. I love this group over on the side, by the way.

Yeah, yeah. This is great. The window? Ask away. Any questions you have about these idiots, ask away. I mean, honestly, they're the Muppets in the window. And we keep them there because they're all different unique species. Carlos is Mexican and he's got an ongoing war going on with that's Fancy B right there.

That's Andres. And he's Spanish from Spain. And the kid in the back is just a pervert we found roaming the streets. First one to shake my hand. Thanks. I'll feel better about myself. Do you guys have sanitize? You guys validate.

Yeah, squirt. Here, guy. Here. If you need that, take that. Take that. Take it. Guy, I need to ask you a real question because as an avid fan, a real true avid fan, I can tell, not everybody can tell, but I can tell when I watch Triple D,

when you don't like the food. Really now? I can tell right away. Really now? I can tell, it's based on your phrasing. Kill me. Okay, okay. Okay, so when...

But do the voice. That is out of bounds. When I know... I thought he only did impressions of you. Come on. He's out of a bounds of. I don't have an accident. I'm going to tell you this right now, dude.

I'm going to tell you this right now in front of Guy Fury. dude, that's gonna stop today because I don't have an accent. Fine. No accent. Sorry. Right. I wasn't saying yet.

When I know. Do I look like Shrek? Back to what you're saying. Okay. When I know that you don't like something. Okay. When I know that you're not as into something on triple D, you quickly kind of go through it.

You go, yeah, great stuff. And then the process you make this in which you move quickly through it. When you complement, there's certain words and phrases and also your, you're a guy language, your vernacular you use, shifts when you're not as much into the food. And I can tell, true triple D fans, no. And I'm not going to call anything out, but I see it, I know it, and I can feel it when I go, I'll literally turn to my wife and go, he doesn't like it. You're literally just, you just broke into something there for a second. I can tell, I can tell he doesn't like it. I know. Um, no, okay, so you're a little bit right in this. Yeah. Okay, if I don't like it,

you don't see it. Right. You cut it. You cut out right. If you don't, if I don't like it, you don't see it. There's been a few times when we've gone to some joints where you haven't seen it. But that ended long ago. There's a difference between, well, we'll take you guys. There's a difference between... Wait, hold on. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I got to make sure I throw these shots.

Again, I'm still just getting over the fear of walking into the dead. Okay. Why'd you lock the door when I walked in? Just in case. Just in case. Lock the door and took my keys. Oh, thanks, by the way, to go to the bathroom. You have to have the P key.

Yeah. The P keys. We locked it because there's going to be calamari time later. Okay, my friend. Welcome to leather cheerio. That's right. Okay, so there's, it's kind of like you guys. It's the, there's sometimes you love, sometimes you really like, sometimes you like, and sometimes you're okay.

And there's a lot of things that, like, I see all the recipes, I know everything that I'm going to taste before. I pick it all. I pick the restaurants, my team and I do. But then I really get down to the nitty gritty and say what I'm going to. try so i usually know before i get there if something is going to be in the right space in the right in the right uh technique and so forth um there's certain foods i love certain foods i'm okay with certain foods like i'm not a big gravy guy no but i'm a huge asian food fan i'm placating massive yeah but i'm also italian and everything okay good thank you can you make sushi

i can make sushi i was i came down to l a 20 years ago and study sushi to open my first restaurant or one of my first restaurant, which was called Tex Wasabi's Southern Barbecue and Sushi. Wow. I want that. It was so badass. Because my wife didn't like sushi and my son, Hunter and I, Ryder wasn't born yet, Hunter and I love sushi and barbecue restaurants didn't really have the,

so I thought I'll make the ambiance and the different styles of food and I'll put in a fun, loud, rock and roll joint. It's called Rock and Roll Sushi Barbecue. Yeah. And we kicked ass for a long time. I don't know. I mean, when you mix two, I don't know, when you mix, like, I'll, I mean, I'm going to be a clientele. You're mixing, you're Korean and American.

That's a mix. That's a good mix. No, but in terms of food, it's like, hey, man, I'll take, uh, my name's Billy. Hey, Billy. God, I love you for rest of shit. But anyway, what I want to say is, um, I'll take some barbecue ribs, right, and get me some shishimi. Why not? No, it fucks your, my stomach goes, no.

No, no way, no. It's delicious. Just to be clear on that. You wouldn't do the barbecue, but. before you did the sashimi. That's right. Can you go to a Japanese restaurant? Oh, it's about what you go put out first.

Oh my God. I think you're right. I think you're right. It's what you put out first. It's what you put out first. Oh, my God. You're so good. Tell me.

You think this guy became the mayor of Flavortown an accident? He was voted in. He voted in. He was voted in. He was voted in. The masses agree. You oftentimes will have like a little bit of an appetizer, little fish something before you have a meat dish.

This is very common when you go out. Yeah, you get it raw. You get it raw first. Only likes it raw. Your palate is, it's more subtle. I mean, if you go to a Japanese restaurant and you're going to have... Kenichiwa. If you're going to have Hamachi, you're going to have Noggiore, you're going to have, you're going to have a maki roll or whatever it may be.

Then you move in, if you go to have something... Do you prefer Nigeria or shishimi? It really depends on what my carb load is, you know? I mean, I think when the figure... is fantastic, I'll have just sashimi. When it's good fish, I'll maybe just have a little rice to it. Right. You know, but again, that's a thing, like, how fresh is it?

Is it the type of fish? I'm a huge McGotto fan, you know, anything in that tuna family. Where the hell did we start with this? No, we go wherever we want. Oh, we're back at Triple D. Yeah, yeah. So back to the Triple D thing. So sometimes you bite into something.

Yeah. It's like, it's songs on an album. Oh, I love it. I'm now, yeah. Compare this to a great. album that you love. Yeah, give me a great album here. Give us a great album from your, either your childhood. Give us an album that you love. ACDC back in black. A phenomenal. All right. Phenomenal. Now, this is kind of like dish world for you. You see back in black as serving

and food and appetite, don't you? That's it. That's it. It's a culmination of a lot. Now, I will say that my palate has grown to love every goddamn black and black song. Sure. It's that way. But when you hear back in black when that you just i mean it invokes the party it reminds you of all the great things and bad things you've done and just you know back and black is that song yeah so it's kind of along those lines that there's certain you'll hear an album you're one of your favorite bands to come out with an album and you'll be like yeah love that one okay on that but it'll grow on you right so but in the world of triple d there is like lose my mind love something like something like and good with something.

Good with something. Is that restaurant still there? The one that I didn't like? No, no, the one with the sushi and the bar and the bar. No, Texer raspies. It's not, but it might come back one day. Bring it back. Bring it back.

I think a lot of those. So my style of being a chef is I just cook what I like to eat. Right. And it drives my wife nuts. I'll come home and I'll be on the road for two or three weeks and I'll come back and I'll just start cooking and she'll be like, what are we having? And I'm like, well, don't you want to have Philly cheese steaks and also some egg and then I'm also going to do some sashimi

and then I thought on top of that I gave some braged oxtails and then she goes, what, what, what it? And I go, I'm just, all of these things have been floating in my head and I'm hungry. God, that's awesome. I mean, when you're eating all those things, shesimi, all this, you know what I mean? I'm going to do another ACD.

Please do another ACD for your restaurant. This doesn't have a blast in the back. Blast in the back. Blast in the back. Which is the second album they never released. But I did buy a bootleg. Yeah, yeah. Um, because if I, if I mix them, sometimes I get the D, the big D.

You've got some other, what's the why are you laughing? Sometimes the AC's not there, but the DC is there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You might have some other dietary issues going on. Well, he's on Ozempic and that's restricted him a little bit. He's fantastic, though. Yeah. I mean, I got to give you credit, man. Thank you. I'd be using it? Yeah. No, but I'm just looking at you going, you're, you're definitely keeping your, uh, well, he's keeping, we're bringing. No, you have water. You have water. No, I do have water. No, I went lighter. I was trying to get Ian. get off his ass. Give him a lighter.

Get a lighter. So wait a minute, you're, you're saying, you're saying that you think. You're not Ian. No, he's one of ours. Oh, you're the weird guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Guy, how old are you?

How old do you think? 43? God, you're a good man. No, but how old are you? Because you, okay. Let the man smoke, dude. We've never had a cigar lid in here. This is a first.

It's great. Yeah, it's great. I love it. I'm Mason. What are we talking, uh, amazing, smart ass? Go back to Spain. Guy, he wants to know how old you are. Do we need to know?

So I got 43? Forty-three, what do you got? 50 on the nose. 50 on the nose, 57. Wow. I can't fucking, unbelievable, dude. Wow. Thank you.

For a white guy, you guys should be scribble up, man. This is pure white. This is the purest form. Ladies and gentlemen, Guy theory is the purest form of white you can get. That's good white. Yeah. In a restaurant, dude, you're high-end, dude. You know what I mean?

If I was at a fucking, let me say, something. If I was in a white, you know what I mean robot factory and they'd sell whites, you'd be the one I would buy it. Well, how hot? When would you buy me? You wouldn't? You're in the fucking bin. I'm in the discount pin. Discount bin? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I got to say something. I got to give credit. I come from a family of redheads. My little sister was a redhead. My mom's a redhead. My aunt Polly's a redhead. Love. Ian's a redhead. Love. My cousins. So tons of redheads. I never got the redhead. But the boys aren't. Your boys aren't right here. No, no. Little rider is kind of a toehead. Hunter was

a toe head all at a young age, but I got to be honest, not, there's red, there's a red head strain that you're in that is like, that's a dominant redhead. Yeah, I don't know why you bring so much comfort to me, but you do. I want to thank you very much. I hate, you know, already, this is what's happening. And now I have to choose a sign. Right. There's a bond here, okay? I feel a fucking separation. Do not feel that. Yeah, yeah, I feel it, dude. No, no, yeah, yeah. I feel, you know what, dude? You know what you were at before we met? Yeah, we met before we Matt. What is that I mean? Is that sort of monkey philosophy? What is it? Before we met? Yeah. Guy, this is this is called victim complex. This is what he does. He plays the victim all the time, even though

there is nothing going on other than me complimenting our guest saying, I actually am a real fan. We've had people on the show that I'm not a huge fan of. I'm just trying to cause controversy. You don't need to. And edgy, you know what I mean? Yeah, we'll keep going. All right, we'll keep going. All right, we'll keep going. I feel like I'm here as a counselor. Like, should I work together? Let's cumbai. Yeah, my parents were hippies. Let's have a moment. Yeah. Hey, but listen, you're born in 71. How'd you know that? He can see it in your eyes. No.

But your age difference of the two of you, I mean, now he's going to be pissed. I thought you guys were. Yeah, no, no. People do. Exactly. I'm 42. It's just my mental maturity is that of someone much older. It is very.

Bobby's mental maturity. He's much older than that. It's much older than that. Much younger. He's a child. It's Mr. Miyagi shit. What it is. Yeah.

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That's cash app. Guy, I'm not trying to start shit. Okay. I'm not. But is there in the food network world, okay, that you're in? Is there a chef that you're just like, I don't really like that guy? I know who it is. I don't really like that guy.

Wow, this is, this is deep. Who is it? He isn't like Chang, dude. He's like who? David Chang, dude. Dave Chang? You don't like Dave Chang. I see David's picture up there.

Yeah, he's up there. He's up there. He's our boy, dog. Have you ever had beef with someone in that world? Curtis Stone. Come on, baby. No, I just had Curtis on my show the other day. I will tell you a funny thing about David.

And David and I are, we are friends. We love them. And matter of fact, I have him getting ready to come judge on one of my shows. Such an amazing chef. an amazing chef and a chef that like, you know, as chefs, and I think you guys have it the same thing in the world of media and podcasts and all that you do, you have people that look at and go, man, I wish I had that talent or I wish I knew that or they're so funny or they're so, I mean,

you're pretty hardly on the witty line of it and you're definitely funny on the let it all hang out line. You know, you guys have. He was going to show you his butthole. Well, I've never been on anybody's show that offered to show me the leather Cheerio. So, I mean, that's just, that's a first. I wasn't really going to do. Is your new special going to be called the Leather Chirio?

That's so good. Hairy bubble gum up next. Smooth. There's no hair on it. It is, but he gets it shaved. But tell me. No, so the funny thing was, is I don't know that David and I didn't know each other. And I don't know that he always sought the most of me.

But when the pandemic hit and we did that big fundraiser, I did a big fundraiser for restaurant workers and I raised $26, almost $27 million for restaurant. workers. Wow. Unbelievable. And I started and we gave out these $500 grants to restaurants. So like 45,000 restaurant workers got these free $500 grants. Now, no one's going to pay their rent with $500. But it was more about the restaurant industry getting a recognition and a hug from somebody in the business that said, hey, we know you're going through bad times, tough times. It's a horrible time for everybody. But here's a hug. Here's some money. And I just remember reading an article that David had talked about it and said, well, that's really a cool thing that guy did. And we'd never really

had any interaction prior to that. But now we've talked several times, actually never hung out and got, you know, got crazy. But I'm looking forward to it. But as a chef, the way I respect him and what he cooks and the books and the food. I sent him a picture the other day. Have you got his new ramen noodles? Yeah, he sent it to him. Oh, he sent him. I had to buy mine. Yeah. But he did tell us. He goes, Guy will buy. Actually, he wrote him the same. I shoplifted them at the guy's grocery game's market. I do my best shoplifting ever. But I brought him and I took a picture and I said it to him

and I said, they're on the shelf and he's like, that's cool. Wow. That is red. That's awesome. You know, we love him. You know, he was great to us. I'm always curious because, like, in our comic world, the reason I ask is because like,

it's not that there's beef, but there's guys that you just don't know that there's like an... Oh, there's beef. Well, he has beef. No, you too. You're beef god. You have some beefs. You're the beef god.

I could throw out some names and we'll cause a fight. Do it. We'll blank it out. No. Okay. Okay. You have the beef. All right. You know that. You have beef? You don't have beef? You couldn't name one beef I have right now. I can name a couple beef through you. Okay, dude. Anyway. You're out of pocket.

Anyway, so you have the beef. I can walk. I'm sorry. We have beef bubble. This is the nature of the show. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is why we're in love because this is what brings us together because this is kind of the true. The reason. Tell him the Jimmy Kimball story. What that we just did just now? The sentimental one. Oh, I just told the Jimmy Kimmel story. He made fun of me. He mocked me. because I did Kimmel last night. Anyway, he doesn't like legacy media.

He likes our world. He doesn't like the old world, which is ironic. He is very old world, but he doesn't like it. And he was mocking me. Talk about the comedy. I'm sorry, I interrupted you. The comedy beef. No, I was saying there's a connection between the world that you guys work in because we've

met a couple of chefs through friends that we know. And I do know there is a competitive nature to it. And there's always a bitey, like, I don't like that that guy or girl does it that way. I don't like that they think that that's the way to, and they kind of have, like, You know who says very controversial stuff in the chef world all the time? Jose Andres says stuff like this is the only way to do it. Now watch clips and he'll criticize when people do it some other way. And a lot of times I agree with him a little bit.

And I'm like, this guy must have beef. And do people kind of not like him? Am I wrong? Okay. Let's sum a few things up. Yeah. Okay. First and foremost, if you don't have beef in your world, if you don't have like judgment of things,

then you're not really paying attention. Everybody likes something and doesn't like something. And so forth. And unfortunately, you've been so pasteurized as a culture. If you say anything out of place, then definitely someone's going to, you know, then now you're going to get, you know, hated on and so forth and so on. So me, I was raised by hippies. My mom and dad were hippie, redhead. Yeah. My parents, so we didn't really get into that. If I have a beef, I settle the beef. I don't really go around with grudges. I don't have any time. Good for you. And I also, I also want to carry bad energy. So that's one of the things. When I came out of the network, I was the first guy that kind of came in that was just, you know, going balls out with tattoos, bleached hair, earring, so forth. They looked at me like, ah, is this the guy we want to put on? That's where they put me on Saturday mornings at 8 o'clock. So not everybody was signing on to my style, which is okay, because I was the new guy, and that's the way it was.

I sense of, you know, outlasted any of that. But when it comes to someone like Chef Andreas, he is the OG. He is. If he wants to say the sky is pink today, it's pink today. You know, that's kind of, we've got to let it go. I like that. And he has done so much. That guy deserves a Nobel Peace Prize.

What he has done, my foundation, the Guy Faddy Foundation, we support veterans, first responders, active military in our country. I'm a big patriot. I love our country. We live the greatest country in the world. But Jose has taken it to another level, his humanitarian efforts that he does around the world. And the way he's been able to unify chefs from every country, I mean, all I can do is if the guy says, The sky's pink.

Okay. The sky's pink. Have you met him? Oh, dear friend. Oh, wow. Dear friend. Yeah. And matter of fact, it was a funny story how we became friends.

Someone told me that I offended him. And I felt horrible. Oh, my God. Because I do believe in the respect of the generation. Okay, not that he's much older than me. We talk about that. But he- comedy.

We talk about the eldership in comedy. I do. I respect deeply. Yeah, we do. We really do. Yeah. I get what you're saying. Well, yeah.

I had, someone had said that. I had offended him. So I do, you know, a million people like, give me Jose's number, please. Don't tell anybody I gave it to you. Oh, one of those. Yeah, yeah. So I finally called him.

I called him like 10 times and left a message and said, Chef, I'd really appreciate a chance to speak to you. So I'm in the middle of filming. I'm doing my show. I did a cookie show called Guys Big Bite. I'm in the middle of filming. My phone's blowing up. So finally, in the middle of the show,

I just pick it up and I look at it and it's Jose Andreas Andreas because I'd save the number. Yeah. And I'm like, cut. And I run over. to the side of my, because I filmed it my backyard, and I go, Chef Andreas. And he goes, yeah, I'm sorry, I haven't got back.

I don't, I won't do my. No, no. That was good. That was really good, dude. I was there. I was in Spain here. Thank you. Yeah, you took me back, dude. Do it for the show. I'm sorry, I did not call you back. I am being very busy and traveling. And, yeah, there you go. That's very good.

Very good, though. So I said, I heard that I had offended you. And he goes, no, no, no, no. Let me explain. I had gone to his event at the food and wine festival. and when I came into the event I travel with a pretty big group of friends all my friends from growing up and all my friends before I got on TV

are still all my best friends You're like the Kevin Hart of cooking people Yeah It's true Brings the crew So you're black I bring the 80 people I would say

Yeah he lives 80 people So I bring a big group Because I want Listen if I'm going to go do something awesome I want my friends to come and experience it Right out You know that's just the way I've always been So he said when you came in

I wanted to come say hi to you but I couldn't get past all the people and it was kind of a you know and it was his party right and I said chef I am so embarrassed and I am so sorry you go no no no no no it came out of somebody had said it the wrong way and did that he goes no I have no problem and he goes but

you've tried you've called me and you've and he goes that is the most wonder and from then on we have been the greatest of friends and I have nothing matter of fact you got a text that's a story dude he's the man yeah yeah that's a but i'm a that's a that's but i'm a that is but i think that is something i would rather know if somebody thinks i did him wrong or right him over and you know face our face our situations because so many times like texting is the worst one because

you send a text you can't put the emotion or the expression in it sometimes emojis it can be misrepresented yeah and i think that i would just rather i just feel that do me the solid, and if I pissed you off, because I'm great at doing that, then just tell me. Just tell me. And I'll either fix it. I don't think you could ever piss me off.

I try not to. I think you're a straight up guy. You're a gunslinger. What you sees what you get right here. Exactly. And I feel the same way. What do you see what you get? Okay.

What do you see what you get? It's not like you're in a brothel. What do you see what you get? What do you see what you get. Now give me the $2. Why did he go to fantasy? the island right then. That's where he's from.

The plane, the plane. Boss, what you see, what you get? I want to hold it because I know you guys do your list of your top five and all the funny moments. You've got to do one of the top ten accents. Maybe you've already done it. But accents are so good. You know what I love

about this, what you guys are doing and thank God you're doing it. Is you play in a free zone. You don't pull punches and you don't hold the reins back and you give people If you don't like it, don't listen to it. That's right.

And so people don't like it. Yeah. A lot of people don't like it. If you don't subscribe to it, if you think that it's hateful or negative or demeanor, then don't listen. Right. But what we're doing is, I don't even think that way. What we're doing is the way we talk to each other anyway. In back of the comedy store.

It's real life. Yeah. I think I don't want to, why would I fake it? No, well, I'll say this. I've always said this for years. People may find the show. They may go, that's, That's not my style or my flavor, but the truth really is, when we're fucking around and

talking shit to each other, the love is beneath it. I imagine you come from a world where you and your friends, you talk shit, you fuck around. So we kind of just brought that to this thing, just because that's how we always are. And I think it rung true because people were like, oh, yeah, we do that. Like, I don't think they want saccharin. They just want the real deal. Yeah. There's no, look, it's a show.

Everyone has to build a show. And it is produced. It's a show. when you said people were a little off put like who's this guy coming to our network this wild dude who wears jewelry and tattoos and yeah you know what I mean it's like yeah they were fucking shocked but you're a mind what is going on with your hands today well it's just like see see yeah but you bring something real I think that's what the people like and that's one of the things that I think we need to preach more about in society is you know start like my read who's my CEO of my company big fan of you guys and we were talking about he goes you know what's so good great about these guys is they don't he just farted that was that was so awesome god damn it bobby please tell me that the mic picked that up yeah it did i heard it by the way read he's talking about read who likes the show and he i don't like read that one yeah yeah when you bring his name up i fart i can't by the way read read six eight yeah i saw him with the glasses yeah

fuck that guy this is read big moment he's listening to the show and all i hear is oh guys talking to my He's like, and then Reed loves you guys. I can't believe you heard that. Oh, it's a big beef, too. You know what? Hey, when that dries, it's going to itch. Can't wait. And you're going to scratch it.

Oh, no. Okay. Reed, give us Reed. Tell me. Yeah, so Reed was just saying, he goes, it's great to see people that are kind of, they're just saying, screw it. This is who we are. This is what we do.

We like it, like, don't like it. You know, and gosh, it's just great to hear people getting back to being who they are. having fun man exactly yeah and it's so it's incredibly and the great thing about this is you get paid for the shit yeah man we're having fun it's a job we're having fun oh you're not kidding well we don't pay bobby he doesn't know he's not going to get paid for a little while that bitcoin account is growing it is growing did you get sucked into that did you get sucked into now you know what when i heard about it the first time i heard it from a triple d restaurant in uh florida this is like 12 13 years ago had i bought some back then. Yeah. We would

be on a different point. Did the restaurant take Bitcoin as payment? That actually that restaurant did. Because I heard about this. There was places that were like ahead of the curve a decade ago. They took it as payment. And now some of these people, you can look this up on the internet, some of these guys who did that are worth fucking like $50 million. Wow.

Because they took Bitcoin back then. And guys back then were like, fine, who cares? Because it was around the world of tech and they knew someone. Yeah. And they were like, who gives a shit? You're going to take this money. Wow. It's, look, Sacramento startup food token launches in a crypto payment system for restaurants. Now it's gone viral. Now people are doing it now. And there's a million different ways to pay out. But man, what a, what a wild world. If you had taken it back then. Oh, but Kai, Kai, Kai, you've done it all, right? You've done it all,

you wake up in the morning. What else is there? I mean, do you still have goals, aspirations? Like, what have you ticked? What checkbox have you not ticked? It's funny because my wife, my wife says it all the time. She'll look at me. We just, our son just got married. Our oldest son, Hunter, got married over. Congratulations. Check Hunter. Check. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So I really have this amazing night. Besides losing my sister and I lost my dad to pancreatic cancer, besides that I've got an incredible mom who's just a firecracker, 81 years old and rides her bike 100 miles a week. What? Wow. Yeah, she's a, that one's a whole, she's a, and dances like nobody's business. But I. Is she single?

Huh? And, yeah, but I still won't let her date. I said, ha. Would you not let her date, Bobby? I don't like that. Gagga. What do you got going around this town for, my friend? This is my house, dude.

Guy, he would treat her. He would treat her. You would. Delicate. If anybody was going to date my mom? Does she ride her bike? I do my lime scooter. We'll get to the same destination.

He loves the lime. I love the lime. This guy will lime in any city where I said, yeah, you keep leaving him over here. There's like a whole garage of him. He loves the limes. He can't get it up. But your mom is still, still cruising. Great.

Nephew just graduated law school at Loyola. Wow. Hunter just graduated with his MBA out of Miami. Writers a sophomore at San Diego State. And Hunter just got married this weekend. So my wife, so I took off. We got home from the ranch from where we had the wedding, 350 people, Hunter.

Holy shit. I still pissed at Hunter. But he married an incredible woman, Tara, who's now our daughter-in-law. Is it 50-50 the audience? I don't know how that works. What's 350 people? Do you have bulk of the people? Because you have a big entourage.

Hunter had the bulk. I think Tara was very respectful and stuck to her 50. That's what I'm saying. Hunter invited the mailman. I mean, if you say, it's your name again, you want to come to my wedding, you know. Pretty awesome. So, anyhow, so we had this and great chefs came and cooked. But the point is, I left the next day and she's like, I mean, can you just take a break?

And she goes, I mean, aren't you tired? I said, yeah, I'm tired, but I'll sleep when I'm dead. There's so much to achieve. Yep. We live, again, I'm a huge patriot. I love our country. And we have a wine company, Hunt Ride Wine. We have a tequila company,

Santo tequila. We have the cigar company. We have about 90 restaurants, four shows, you know. But my biggest thing, in the biggest thing. We've done nothing. Nothing.

We've done zero. And then Jose, no cigar, nothing. And Jose Andreas feeds the world. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, my. We got to do shit,

after this week we'll plan. My biggest thing is philanthropy. Yeah. I love what the found, it's called the Guy Fieti Foundation. I didn't want to call it that, but it's easier to get people to support and make donations.

Is that dinosaurs? What's? Philanthropy. Yeah. I don't know how to spell it. It's wrong every time. It's helping people. Yeah.

I get it. Do you want to leave that joke in? I knew when it came out of my mouth. I was like, oh boy. Here we go. Yeah, yeah. No, but the Guy Fierre Foundation is a very important thing.

And honestly. Okay, so freedom ain't free. You have men, women, and their families that have made the biggest commitment in the world. biggest sacrifice in the world, A, to make us a free country. Yeah. So now you have these people that are still doing it and have done it.

And I just think we need to recognize it more and we need to celebrate them more. And then you have all these first responders. Your first responder, the house is on fire. You've chosen to leave the house. Great. But all of a sudden now this fireman with nothing more than the gas has to go into the burning house. This stuff to me, I don't think we sit there and really reflect on it enough of what goes on in our world and how blessed we are to have what we have. So when I was at the fires up in Paradise,

which is up by Chico, California, and we were feeding a bunch of the fire victims, I'm watching all these first responders sitting over here to the side. And I'm like, come over here, guys, time to eat. Like, no, no, no, no. And eventually I come to find out that they're just eating granola bars and MREs. I said, why aren't you eating, you know, what we have? And they answer to the fire victims. I said, you guys are fire victims. You live in this town. Your stuff burnt down. Yeah. Well, long story short, I realized, I know how to cook. I have a lot of great chef friends that want to help cook. So I built this half million dollar trailer. And now when there is a disaster, if we can get there, sometimes the fire lines

we'll go and feed first responders. We came down to LA fires. We were here for 10 days. We fed 25,000 meals. Oh my God. And it's not that they're not getting fed. Yeah. It's just we come in and do something a little bit different. It's all scratch made. But it's just for people, the same thing back to that money that we gave for those, you know, for those restaurant workers. It's just for people to be recognized that we care about you and we thank you for being you. And if we don't have a disaster, we'll just go to different municipalities around the country. We were just in Palm Beach and went there and fed firefighters and sheriffs and troopers and everybody just did a luncheon for 400. 25,000 first responders you fed in California. And the great thing is, well, not the great thing.

And I wasn't even there. My team and these great chefs, Eric Green Span, who's a phenomenal chef here in town, Antonio La Faso, I mean, all these chefs jump in. Yeah. And, you know, when we had the fires in Maui, I called 40 of my favorite chefs. They all came to the, they were all in the wine country.

We did a dinner for 150 people. And we raised for the Maui fire victims, restaurant workers. $1.7 million in one night. Oh, my God. That's more than Gavin Newsom's ever done. But sometimes when you do a good deed, it backfires. Give us a good deed backfire. I was in Cebu, right?

I went to Jollybee and I thought, being real. I'm not kidding you. You're comparing Guy Fierry's dinosaur philanthropic venture to your Sabu Philippines. Well, then forget it then. No, give it to us. I went about 300 fucking boxes of spaghetti. And then I, and then. But then we went to an impoverished area, right?

A bunch of naked kids. He's got it. Let him tell his naked kid's Sibu story. Yeah, forget it. It's already going to be. Please. It's going to backfire. No, you went to Sibu.

He did buy. Tell him. I don't think you're getting out of this one. I want to hear. I'm going to hear the end of this one. Hell yeah, guy. Yeah. Dude, come on.

Tell him. Right. He wants to us. We have a van. We opened up the band. All these naked kids kids run out because they're so hungry. Do it without the naked kid part. I mean, for fuck's sake.

Clothed kids. A bunch of young- Clothed kids ran up. There was a goat chain to a fucking metal pole about to die, right? And the kids waited in line, they saw the jolly

and they threw it on the ground and they ran back into their huts. Well, they don't want jolly. It backfire sometimes. My dad would say that the road the road to hell is paved with good intention. That's right.

Right? Sometimes you're trying to... I've never heard that say it again? The road to hell is paid for good intentions. Your dad said stuff like that all the time. Give him a quote that your dad used to say to you. Yeah.

would have come out only at night when you're blind but don't have to eat. Okay, very good. Very deep. An alcoholic prophet. We're doing something very good. I would like to use this time to say this. December 6, December 6, we're doing a home run derby for Special Olympics. We're raising money.

Here in the Valley, December 6, you can come hit home runs off of your favorite celebrity comic actor, whoever. We're having a bunch of people come out and you can hit dingers off your favorite celebrities at home run, a softball home run. run derby tournament. What's the event? For Special Olympics. You're literally signed up for it.

But thank you for... Wait, hold on that. So, pigs. Let's touch on that so we can save Bobby's ass right now. 100%. We're doing an event for Special Olympics. We're raising money for Special Olympics. We've done this before.

We did family feud and all of our winnings were supposed to go to Special Olympics. Because McCone in the back there, his dad and my mom worked for Special Olympics. So we take a lot of... We take it serious. I like it. I take it seriously. We donate money to it.

He's being a smart ass with him. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But no, we do. December 6, we are going to do it in the Valley. It's going to be a special Olympics home run derby. So I have a cousin with special needs. Yeah. And he's one of my favorite people in the world. His name's Dougie. And Doug's a few. Dougie, Doug. We call him Dougie. Doug's about three years older than me. But I got involved with the program called Best Buddies. Oh, yeah. Best Buddies is great. And an unbelievable program. And Tom Brady and I used to do an event together

at Harvard. And he would do the celebrity football game with the buddies. And then when I started of getting involved. It's like, what is my piece? So I would cook. I would do, you know, I'd just cook something like appetizers or something. There was a few hundred people there. Well, the buddies really gravitated towards it because they like to have jobs that have definition and have structure. And so I started bringing the buddies in. They started working with me. Well, it evolved into this food and wine event that involved the buddies cooking. And then we did so much job placement with them. So I have been a fan of the best buddies program. And if you don't know about it. It's amazing. And also Special Olympics, and which Doug was a big, Doug won some special

Olympics. Doug's back 6-2. And I mean, this guy was a track field machine. Yeah. And I just think that that's, again, one of those things. Some people get down with the first responder, you know, program that I'm into. Some people gravitate towards the Special Olympics and the best buddies. Whatever it is, we all have time to give back. Maybe it's financially. Maybe it's social media posts. it's with your you know it's with money whatever but there's some really great programs out there that needs some respect and some recognition and the fact that two of the funniest some of bitches i've ever met are slowing it down for one second yeah to do something December which what do these people want to come hit the balls for because they're going to get this

interface and be around their favorite comedians and have a one-on-one experience that nothing will be i mean that'll be a pretty intimate piece it's going to be fun let me know if i can donate anything oh we're going to be hitting you up oh we're going to be hitting you up oh we're going to be hitting you up. If you guys need some auction items, a chef coat, a night. I mean, whatever we're going to do it. If I can do something, I'd be more happy. I love it. We're actually going to hit you up for about $100,000. That's okay. We take that

in an out-of-state check. I will. I will. Two-party. A two-party is fine. Postated. We'll take all of it. Yeah. We don't really care. I'm just making up my own numbers like they did, you know, the, you know. Stretch it out. That's a, that's a great piece. Yeah. I'm looking forward. This is, one, it's great to get this friendship and to meet you guys, and it's not as terrifying. I'm not

kidding you I was actually scared why you're killing it because you guys are so funny and so fast and so witty and then the shit that comes out of your mouth I'm like oh my god it's I did philanthropic fucking dinosaur bomb which which closed yeah which melted the house yeah no it's gonna make it to the episode for sure my my my cousins would come Doug's family the prices would come to our house in northern California back when I was a kid and my uncle Pete would say to all of the kids now when we go to cousin guy's house uncle jim is going to talk certain ways and the ways that uncle jim talks are okay for uncle jim but when we leave we don't talk like that in connecticut all right we what is it something that uncle jim would say

just about every goddamn word you said plus six yeah oh he had no filter and my dad would call you know he'd call shit shit and and that was so it was a real funny about it so When I was walking in here, Reed says to me, Reed that you hate, that you're farting friend. Fart Reed. Reed said to me, you know, these guys are going to go pretty hot and fast.

They're going to go really down some dark rabbit holes. Don't feel you have to go with them. That's right. Because I will. If we were drinking tequila, you and I, this should have been over. You want to go get some?

I'll go get it. No, please not. Guy, I'll go get it right now. I'll go pull open that. Yeah, no. We don't really, you know, we're Christian in many ways. Yes, and recognizing sobriety. Yeah, yeah, I'm, you know, with sober, you know what I mean?

I just, you know, rabbit holes, I don't know. We go down some dark rabbit holes, but the fun thing about us is you don't need to jump down. Yeah. We go down it by ourselves. We're like the, what is the, some are pushed down it. Yeah, some people get pushed down. The search slider, you know, the people that go down first to go dig it out. We were the explorers.

We try it. Didn't they know rabbit holes? Yeah, they dig the rabbit holes. You're getting tired? What are you getting tired? You're throwing out bullshit because you're getting tired? Cut it the fuck out. By the way, I love this hat.

You were in this childish L.A. Dodgers hat. It's my favorite thing you wear. Yeah, thank you. I love that hat. Childish. Because it's too small? It's just like how a kid would get it at the game. Yeah, because you know they make the child, the youth size.

That is what that is. That's a youth side. Yeah, I went to the kids department. I have a little head. Could I ask you some dating advice? Please. All right. I've been married for 30 years, but yeah, go right ahead.

I'm real contemporary. But I feel like you're like Yoda in that way. Okay. Okay. Okay. So would you date somebody, you know what I mean, that you're friend liked. Hmm.

I think the code is you have to get clearance. I have to go to the friend. You have to get clearance clearance. Yeah, you do. What do you think? Because that's the monkey philosophy, the branch thing that he said, was the same. Is there a girl that you like that your friend is that? No, hypothetically.

Okay. Name Linda. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So if, you know, your friend liked her. You've dated girls that have also dated your friends? Well, here's the reputation that I have, right? I'm dating a girl right now who is the ex of a. of another friend of another com comedian right and now there's a rumor like oh bobby dates exes so yeah but

is how is that wrong see but here's my this is my i'm gonna get your answer but here's my philosophy they're no longer with that person hopefully they've moved on why is it inappropriate for you to date them because some guys are like you know they they they they're territorial that's their problem if the girl has moved on and she wants to date you but you don't want to burn the bridge with the you know i mean the guy who cares then he's a week you got to check you got to check your uh status So, I mean, if it was a week ago, eh, probably not. Right. What about five days?

But last night, no, I think the thing is, is you got to check the credibility of the buddy because they don't own that person. That's right. And the reality of it, that's why I said, you go to me and you say, hey, listen, I know that you guys had a thing. Just tell you know, I'm interested. And to me, I think that's respectful, but I don't think by any means is, you know, again, timing is the biggest.

Timing is it. That timing is life. But how about this? Yes. How about this? if it's an ex-wife a little bit more murky that's darker water

So if your wife You guys got a divorce I would fucking kill you You would kill me I would slit your throat Three years on the road I don't give a fuck If it's a thousand years

I'd come back And I'd kill you You can't date your friend's ex-wife Ex-girlfriend is different to me Like if I did it if you got a divorce And I did Stop He's gonna fucking kill you

You're not gonna kill me With spatulas? You think Guy Fieri Can't fuck you up Oh no Fuck you up You're so out of pocket, dude So, okay, so that's you all right

I honestly I mean and I appreciate this I wouldn't kill you I wouldn't kill you Yeah But I would slowly Torture the shit out of you Until you wanted to kill yourself

Oh Okay I would get so medieval I'd get medieval on your ass Oh I see Okay, all right. You sell pulp fiction. Yeah.

Right? I'm going to invite some. What if you guys ended amicably? No. Amicably. If you were married. Can you spell that? Yeah, no.

Yeah, I don't know how. Dinosaur. I can't even say it. But what? Amicably. Amicably. Amicabali. Okay.

So what? But married is a different stage. Why? Because that's a bigger commitment than someone who just dated. You just dated someone just dating somebody. But if your friend married, someone got a divorce, you can't date their ex-wife. If it's a real friend, if it's a real friend, if it's not. a real friend, it doesn't matter. Can I go to you? I call you up. What's up, Guy, it's Bob? You're going

to go, who? For sure. I mean, I'm going to go, Lee. I don't know. Right? Then I'll say bad friends and that. And then I go, philanthropy, philanthropy. Listen, I'm coming to you for. Remember the philanthropist? Yeah, yeah, the philanthropist. I'm coming to you first, right? And I want to be a man to man. Mano e Man. Okay. And I want to say to you, you know, I met your ex at a bar and I haven't done anything yet but can I get your permission permission okay um you're you're saying you're saying not his ex-wife has an ex-girlfriend no his ex-wife oh okay yeah yeah so it depends I think there okay there's a really good question there because if you had a really bad divorce and you don't like the person anymore and they want to let you go through hell with her

then that's an interesting story bobby call her I'll give you her a matter of fact I'll tell you where she lives now. Right. Right. I see. But otherwise, I want to show you my collection of needle-nose pliers. Okay. Well, I will never going to do that. That's right. I would never do that. And I know, and you, same thing. Yeah, brother, you know better. Okay. But also ex-girlfriend, I think is, I think you, if you're interested in a friend's ex-girlfriend, that's so fine. Why? I don't see the problem there because it's someone they dated if they've moved on like adults. Now, there could be a thing. Let's say it was a five-year relationship. Five years not long enough. Okay. but it's a long relationship next week's not okay maybe next month not okay i think give it a little time a year

give it a year give that and i think in i think a respectful just hey man just want to let you know because the last thing they want to find out is find out the wrong way then that would be a weird thing right yeah and it just hypothetical why in the hell are you asking me this shit because let's talk about what to do with those darn holiday leftovers or something like no no no no no no no i don't know much about food okay he doesn't need leftovers yeah i don't eat left over time time time Time out. Yeah. You want to get that joke out clean? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Go ahead. Get that joke out. This is what he does. Go ahead. Go ahead. Bobby doesn't eat leftovers. Very good. Very good. Very good. Very good. We subtitle this. Yeah. I'm asking you because you seem like a guy that knows. Yeah. You know a lot about life. Yeah. Ask him another life question aside from food. I mean, how can we not get rid of this guy after all this? It's unbelievable. By the way, Guy, for the record, this gentleman here, he's sick again.

He shows up sick to our studio no less than once a month. No less. Am I lying? Tell me I'm lying anybody in the booth. You guys are all getting sick every time he gets sick because you're with him. So we have someone with chronic diarrhea. Right here. And then we also have somebody that's sick all the time.

Thank you for allowing me to your petri dish. I appreciate you coming. Well, this will make you stronger, right? It's like drinking hose water. No. Guy, I want to know the life advice that you have because he had a great question. Bobby asked actually a great question about what. next and whatever. And you said, you know, you do, you are very fulfilled, but you're going to

keep moving and keep going forward. Could you ever, would you ever see yourself like acting in a television show or a film, like a, but like legit, but like legit? Because if we did something, have you been in a movie? What I'm asking is if we made something like a film, would you, would you? Well, let's talk about what type of film it is because right now it seems like it's going to be in your garage and it's going to have a lot of baby oil. It will. It will. It will. You said, You said you went to the yard sale and got these. We did. No, I was just in Happy Gilmore, too.

I know, I know. We were in it too. We were in it. Oh, yeah, you were. Oh, by the way. On, hey, and you have lost a lot of weight, by the way. See? But on the table and the belly button hair, still nightmares.

Okay. I'm saying it was a choice. Would you do a role not as Guy Fierry? Oh, yeah. Absolutely. You would. Absolutely. And matter of fact.

Think of it. Andrew Santino, Bobby Lee, Guy Fury, Kevin Spacey. And Bill Gauz. You know what do you think? And the expendables part five. Bobby Lee. The very expendables. The very expendable.

Yeah, expendable. Expendable. Yeah, no, this would be great. And I love comedy. I love laughing at life. I love the, you know, people ask me all the time about the flame shirt. You know, that's the big. I love that fucking.

You know, that was one picture with a flame shirt. Yeah, you never wore that again. No, I never wore it in the first, I never wore in the first place. Do you have flames on your body tattoos-wise, no. No, no. It was just, what, what, yeah, what is it? Bring up the shirt because it's one time. I do have a flame on, I think, those are the initials of my oldest kid, Hunter.

That was it, though. That, this iconic shirt, people can, they buy this at home. So if you see that on there, that's Joddy Garlix. That's one of my restaurants, and we were doing a promotion for the barbecue and the whole thing. And so my manager at the time says, hey, here's this flame shirt, put this on to be a good promo piece. So it was. It was like a flyer, you know, like a doorhouse. hangar or something yeah and boy has it lived on in perpetuity um wild that that's why one photo does

that well you know what that is for that's i'm bobby mom for us i mean oh dude that's see what i mean though that we did it what what what what guy i really just cry inside for you but the bobby mom prison voicemail what bob i'm in present the when i did the voice of your mom when she's locked oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah it'll live on in perpetuity that is our flame shirt. Yeah. So the flame shirt. So we lean into it. I mean, there's a Fiati con in New York. There's a couple of them around the country. I have, that's awesome. I have 10 bachelorette parties a week that show up to the to the Vegas guys kitchen and bar in Vegas that are having their guy Fietti bachelor's party. I mean, I love it. If you can't laugh at yourself and you can't poke fun at it

and have a good time with it, I mean, life is too short. If you're going to go around puckered up, tight-assed about it, then I think you're missing what life is. But I think you're, you're put that back into style, though. Yeah, I bought a vans that have flames on it. Well, vans make shirts like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They have a vans shirt like that. If I was smart, I would have capitalized on making every shirt like that that ever came

out. But now there's so many people that are doing it. And people like, what about people, you know, ripping off the flare hair and all? I said, listen, Elvis wrote so many great songs and he no one will ever produce them and sound like Elvis, right? But you got to love that when someone wants to go and, you know, try to utilize a little flattery there. Embrace it.

So back to the great movie that I'm in. Yeah, you're coming in it. We're right. We're going to make a movie and we'd love to have you. But you won't play you. You would play a different character. Hey, hey. The main nemesis.

Did you ever see? Yeah, the nemesis. You would play the nemesis, which you're usually a nice, sweet man, which you are. You'd be evil on this. Mix this shit up. Let's go. I'm ready. Because you just heard about the torture thing.

Yeah. You know, I'm ready. Yeah. I torture Bobby. It's a self-paffilling. It's a self-paffilling prophecy. A hostile. A hostile movie.

He's like, yeah, and we get capped, we're tourists. He's like, yeah, boys, you're on a little adventure? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So, human centipede, but you're, you get surgically, you know, your penis to my mouth. Something, I'm just throwing it out there. Yeah, it's a workshopping thing. Yeah, we're, I don't like memorizing lines, so I won't have any lines. So spitball.

It'll just be like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, so if you want to know if I will play somebody that's not my character, there's a commercial that I did for Uber Eats. Play it. We got to watch it. We got to watch it. That was, and they. And they called.

And I think it was actually kind of a joke that they called and wanted to know if I would do it. And I'm like, absolutely, I'll do it. I'm so down with this. I deliver all kinds of people. You never really know who you'll meet. Big mansion of Beverly Hills. In turn? Pardon me, pardon me.

Excuse me. Thank you. Thank you. Splendid. Splendid. Sing different on TV. Do you mean the flute? Yeah, that's what it is.

The flute. Have you excuse us. Wow. Very good, dude. It's so good. That's a great. You being like a British dignitary with your, with all the fancy people around. And everybody, and then they, I mean, we laughed.

So those are all real actors. Oh, yeah. Yeah. So I don't know anything about real acting. I just know. That was so fucking good, dude. I just know, like, talking shit and laughing and having fun. So I'm there.

So when we would cut and I would sit there and just start busting up and they, they held it together, not? No, no, God. I had them all laughing by the end of it. But I would talk to him and I'm like, so I'm going to do this little move. And the director's like, you know, you don't have to give us this. I'm like, if I'm going to do this, man, we're going to go. big or go home yeah and that was one of the funest commercials oh my well we've got we got to slot him into something we're gonna slot him something well and i want to say this this is what's funny

about you people probably think the joke that they're playing is people probably think he puts this on for the thing that's for the thing but this is who you are you show up like that's who you are so this is the joke that people go i bet you he's some rich fancy guy he's not this kind of guy like like a snap no this is authentic this is real but i'm I'm saying. The idea is people put on the mask for Hollywood and blah, blah, blah, blah. Nah, this is guy. They ask, I run into people all the time and they'll go, you know, we'll meet and we'll say, hello, how you doing, and I don't really have a lot of filts.

I don't use real bad language in front of people I don't know. But they'll go, ah, it's just the way he is on deeper. Yeah, yeah. I'm like, yeah, I'm not acting. I don't, I wouldn't even know what to do because you can't fake it in that capacity because it has to be authentic. And I think that's what people read through, like with you guys. The authenticity of this relationship and this banter and so forth,

you can't make this. You can't try to be too funny guys that sit in a room and bust balls on each other. If it really doesn't happen in real life. It does. You know. I mean, when we hate each other and we're like about to explode, I mean, you can feel it. Yeah, you can feel it. Yeah, London.

London was bad. London was really bad. Also, I had a mental breakdown at Dolly World. I had a mental breakdown. Dolly World's badass, so. Yeah, we love it there. It had nothing to do with Dr. No, but I'm just saying it.

It had to do with me. It had to do with me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Did you drink when you did this show? No, no, no, no, he's been sober this whole time. What show? This show. You're saying this show.

Yeah, this show. No, not today, but in general. No, no, no, no, I had been relapsed on the show before. You relapsed on the show before, I'm saying. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Because I was going to say that could definitely have some. Well, we had, we've gone to rehab together three times now. And it's been, you know, he's my best friend.

Well, it's true. I mean, we've gone a few times, and it's made the show stronger. It's made our relationship stronger. He's my brother for life. Where did I run into you the first time? Because it was recently, I mean, you're up to her. Bert's, Bert. Oh, Bert's premiere.

Oh, that's right. That's where I was. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that was fun. And I love Bert. I've had him on a couple shows and talk about. You know the great thing about, see, it's interesting to hear that you guys say that there's beef. I've heard about beefs and comedy for people ripping off jokes.

I've heard some of that shit That to me not such a Not such a fan of But when I see you guys It's like Bert Bert's is one of the guys And I look at like how I treat my industry Of trying to help champion people And bring people up

And I think he's been a great Mentor Or bandleader or coach But he seems to really be interested In all of his buddies and all his friends And helping people's careers Get recognized I got emotional

We were in the Ozarks and we were backstage and I just turned to him and I got teary-eyed and I just said bro growing up no one invited me to play thanks for inviting me to play

and I got really teary because it's like you know when your friends invite you to do cool shit dude it's just that's all I want I just wanted someone to say yes well great because you know the cool shit I'm gonna bring you to

oh you'll be later brother no I'm not getting you I'm gonna bring you some cool shit are you a country fan Oh, I love Shania Twain I love the double strut Hey, I love the tipping the hats I love all that shit

You know what I mean So my line dancing is big for you Is luau thing? You go to the tipping hat all the time Yeah, I tip hats all the time His favorite bar Howdy? Wait, and I am

Well, I'm looking forward to what I'm gonna take you We'll find some fun Can I peel off one more question to you Because I'm curious about it People have asked me about it With what my opinion is How many Is it a Chevel?

It's a Chevelle right, or it's a Camaro. A car? Yeah. On the show? Camaro. It's a Camaro. How many Camaros are there?

In the world? What do you mean? No, no. He knows. Like snow leopards? He does an intro. No, he uses them on Triple D. But when you have the Camaro,

how many are there? And then where do they go? How do they go? People want to know. Guy, give it to me. Inquiring minds. I'm a car junkie. Yeah.

Real junkie. Like real problem. Like you're sick. Like real problem. Yeah. My dad, when he was passed away, I said to him, I said, Dad, I got everything handled, man. I got all your stuff handled, you know.

And I said, I just want you to know. And he's looking, he goes, ah, it's not my shit I'm worried about. He goes, you got so many goddamn cars. When you die, what are you going to do to your kids? Leave my all these goddamn cars. He says, you never drive them. I said, Dad, not everybody takes the van go off the wall, throws it in the front seat of their car and cruises around that.

Yeah, right. Yeah, I said, this is my cars and my art. So I collect cars. I'm a big Chevy fan in particular. How many cars are you? do you think you have? I mean... Let me guess.

Okay. Five. I think you have no less than 50. I have no less than 50. Fuck me. But I have every car from our childhood, from our childhood, every car that I wanted. I mean, I just... And matter of fact, one of the first times...

My first restaurant that I opened, first restaurant I opened, one of my great buddies bag Lietto bags, as we call them, went to college together. We're standing out there and we're looking at the first Johnny Garlix. We're standing out in the park. not. And he says, Guido, you know why you're going to be successful? And I'm like, because I work my ass off and because I'm a good cook. And he goes, no, no, just to feed your car habit. Just so you can feed. You're going to work just so you can buy hot rod. Where do you put him? He's got a fucking airplane hanger. I have lifts. I mean, like I said, we're going to do fun

shit. I'm going to buy you in my house. I live up in Northern California. People say that all Are you being real? Are you doing Hollywood shit? Give me your goddamn phone. I'll put my number in right now, damn. I'll tell you right now, I've been down this fucking road with a bunch of people.

No rabbit hole, buddy. Yeah, yeah. Hector, Macho Camacho did this. You know what I mean? Oh, Macho Camacho did you this. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was the wrong number, you know what? I did it with fucking AOC.

What? Yeah. When did you reenact with her? I was just throwing names up. Oh, it was very good. I was just going to say, we might have to talk. Dude, I actually bought it. Ever been Hector Macho Camacho?

No, I just came about... What do you mean? You guys were to get hung out. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, what I... So anyhow, back to the car. Yeah. So the car, when we first did Triple D,

we traveled around the country for 17 days shooting the pilot. And every time we went to a town, the producer called the local car club and said, hey, we need a convertible because to shoot the show you have to have, I have to be, it has to be an open top because we don't have enough lights in there. It's not a movie car. Right. Blowing lights. So it had to be a convertible.

So we drove around. We went, you know, I mean, we traveled everywhere and shot the pie. pilot and I drove all these different cars. Well, when the show got picked up, they called and said, okay, hey, we got picked up. We got eight episodes. What of all those cars did you like? I said, well, the Camero, the red Camero, one of the most iconic cars ever. They went and bought that exact car. No. That exact car. But the problem was, at being a car fanatic, I can't drive shitty cars. And the engine didn't run, the car didn't run well, broke down on the intersection enough times. So when we changed production companies, I said,

Okay, now I'll handle the car. The car will be my baby. So I went and we did a restoration on a 68 Camaro, beautiful restoration, fantastic one. And one of the best restorations. I can't even play with you on that because you own that. A guy only gets the best restoration. So I did the, so we had the car, but my boys would sit there and banter back and forth about, you know, it's like I'm not dying kids. So don't talk about who's getting the goddamn car.

You know, this is morbid 40 years away from that, yeah, yeah. So anyhow, I got this idea. I said, you know what? I want to take the car and I want to upgrade the car. I want to put some real big motor. It had a 502 in it.

And so I went to my really good buddy, Rory, at VP Speed Shop. And I said, Rory, I want you to make me two identical. Name the movie, anybody? Identical. Oh, shit, I love this game. Wait. Come on.

Identical. Come on. Glanglary and Glenn Ross. No, no. No, wait, wait, wait, wait. There's no way, it's not going to trial. You shot a good old boy. Oh.

Stark, Starkey and Hutch. Wait. Okay. Tango and cash. It's throwing out too. Oh, it's one of my favorite movies, and it was just... What's the movie? What's the movie?

The entire store got the flu. The entire store got the flu. So yes, I wear this ridiculous outfit in your honor. Your honor. Fuck. Is this? my cousin Vinnie? Absolutely.

Yeah, I was like, I knew I knew it. This guy's savant. Well, you know, when you said, when you did identical, I knew, I was like, how am I not hearing the identical, yeah. So, anyhow. I'm two for two today with Guy Fieri. I'm fucking. You're amped.

You're crushing. So. Shut up, dude. He's going to give you his phone number. I love the movie quotes and the movie trivia shit. Not that I watched, but I stopped watching movie like 20 years ago. You got to watch weapons. Oh, yeah.

Is that a porno? No. No, it's the best movie I've seen in five years. I love weapons. Weapons? Yeah, it's so scary. Okay, wait, wait, wait. Okay.

Anyway, back to the car. Identical. Identical. Rabbit hole. I can't see that. Okay. So I go and I said to Rory, I said, I want you to make me two identical 68 super sport Camaros.

And I want to make them, I want you to make them so perfect that I can't tell which is the original. Fuck. So Rory and his team, and we filmed it. We made a show about it actually because it was such a big deal, so iconic. and so he makes the cars and he gets them done and I invite all my friends and family. He's got about 150 people there and we film the, we film the crescendo

and they bring the car out and they give everybody a voting paper. Is it car A or car B? Wow, fun. Okay, so everybody walks around. We're film this, all right? Now, come on, I'm not dumb. I know shit.

You know, okay? I mean, I give marital advice and I've been married for the, yeah, hating advice, I've been married for 30 years. I'm pretty sharp. So I know in the Camero, in the original Camaro,

there's a scratch in the windshield down in the lower left corner over by the VIN number. Why is that? Why? Because I drive the car a bunch of times and I just saw it there. And that kind of little thing ticks me. Yeah, yeah. And I also know that in the passenger side window railing, there is a screw that is a little tarnished and a little bit rusted.

You are sick. He's sick. Okay, it's really, listen, do you know how many times I've made my wife stop the car? Now, you drive slow and I'm on the side of the road. road and then I walk along the road listening to the car to find out where that goddamn squeak is on family vacation. Wow wow wow wow this guy's totaled like six cars yeah all right so it's it's an issue but yeah long story short so everybody's done so I go to my parents I go to my kids I say listen the scratch in the windshield is the thing so everybody knows this all right so that's the original car

so we get done everybody votes okay and everybody in the group picks Car A. Yeah. My family, the small group of us, pick, like 20 of us, pick Car B. Right. You suckers, I know. I'm so not stupid. Yeah, yeah.

We're filming the whole thing. And they go, and the reveal is car. The original car is car A. Wow. I'm like, what? What? There's a scratch in the windshield. Yeah, we knew you knew about it.

We took the windshield out and we put it in Car B. Oh, my. Oh, my God. Rory. Rory. You're a shameful, son of a bitch, Rory. Wow. The cars are badass. I'm telling you, they're 700 horsepower plus.

I mean, just really, they're 2,022 race cars with 68 bodies on them. But the great thing is the fans love them. And we have a couple other 68s at some of our restaurants in Pigeon Forge, Tennessee, and one that we're doing in Myrtle Beach. But the 68 Camaro has really become a big thing. That's amazing. Pigeon Forge, by the way. Shout out to.

Dolly World, baby. Well, we have... That's where she is. We have downtown flavor town there. I know. We walked right by it. We went right by it. If I went to any of your restaurants, could I drop your name?

You're going to have my number. Okay? And I'll make sure that they get you seated within two hours. How many people literally like, we know Guy Fieri, so we got a table real fast. All right. So, listen, Guy, we want to thank you very gracious. I'm going to go home now. No, no.

We're going to do your show. No, we're going to go to do ice show. I'm having too much fun with this. We're having more fun now. We're going to wrap up our show and say thank you, graciously for coming and be. That was so great. It means the world to us.

You've taught me so many things. We are huge fans. We love to do this. If you can look into your camera and say, thank you for being a bad friend. Thank you very much from the bottom of my heart. From my entire family and to yours, thank you for being a bad friend.

Ah. Woo. Woo. Yeah. Woo. Woo. Woo. Yeah.

Yeah. Woo. Woo. Ooh. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know what I did you go,

don't know what I think of the top of the people make it do-ball.