Bad Friends - We're in a Giggity Quagmire

Episode Date: April 27, 2026

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Hey, everybody. You guys, the Netflix comedy festival is arriving. The Joke Festival. And they gave us the YouTube Theater. Thank you. Thank you. 5-8. 5-8.

What is that? May 8th. May 8th. We're going to be here in Los Angeles at the YouTube theater, which, by the way, is right next to SoFi. So-Fi. We're down there by So-Fi. So-Fi.

So-Fi. For Netflix is a joke fest, May 8 in Los Angeles. Bobby- And tickets are going fast. Bobby just announced a ton of new dates. I have new. This is my last tour for three years. Yeah, you got to do. Yeah, so I'm doing this run and I'm not going to go out for like two or three years.

So if you want to see. You'll have a new hour. You want to see Bobby. You better go see him on the finally tour. Exactly. He's going to be all over the country and even down under. Downanda. June 28th, by the way, I'm going to be at Del Marr, San Diego, dude.

June 20th shows and July 24th, I'll be in St. Charles, Missouri. So June 28th, San Diego, go to bad friendspod.com to come see us. May 8th at the YouTube Theater. Go to Bobby Lee. Dot live and go to Andrew Santino.com to come see. us. You two are bad friends. Who are these two idiots? White dude and an Asian dude. You two are disgusting. Oh, you two or something. We're bad

friends. Oh my god. It's so weird to be back in the studio and hearing how you doing? How you doing? How you doing? Tony bag of donuts. You're Tony? You're Tony? Yeah. Bag of donuts? I'm Tony Bagged donuts. I'm Jimmy Smalleyes. Tony Bagged donuts. How you doing from Brooklyn? I know some of you. What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What are we doing here? I know somebody who knows somebody who makes it

so you don't know nobody. Yeah, you know what? You do? Whoa. No. You look like my cousin, Aisha. Tony. Tony.

Tony? Is that your name? My name's Tony. Your name is Tony. I'm Jimmy. How you doing? Tony. Yeah, yeah.

I'm from Brooklyn. Where are you from? New York. New York. How you doing? New York. All you knew are Yorkers out there? you doing? And to get more comedy like this.

Yeah, go to our Patreon. Please go. We're in a war! We're in a war. We're in a war. I'll say this to the fans. I want to thank all the fans that have bought tickets so far to the May 8th Netflix is a joke festival. All 12 of you. And let me say this.

It's undersold. It's undersold. Yeah. Let's bring it up. Let's hurt our ego. Yeah, let's hurt it. Let's hurt it. Let's hurt it real bad. I think it's under 40%. It's under 40% really? I think so. Yeah. Is the blue good?

Blue's bad. Blue is bad. Blue is all the people that have not bought tickets. So when is this? It's in a month. Well, we'll pump it. I hope so because it's bad. Back in Brooklyn, we used to pump it.

Hey, guys, we're going to start pumping it. You're going to pump it back in Brooklyn. We used to pump it. God, look at that. That's bad. Well, we're competing against so many people. Who else is Google? Who else is performing for Netflix as a job?

joke on May 8th. It says John Malaney Jelly Roll and Andrew Salt to the Greek. We are at the YouTube theater. Matt Reif is at the Hollywood Bowl. Stamp Town, our boy, Zach Zucker. Ronnie Hayes-Hassan Monage

and Ronnie Chang at the Dolby Theater. Yeah, I mean... You guys are like the 10th most famous. Dude. First of all, we're fourth on a list. We are fourth on the list. So it goes Malini, Schultz, and Jellyroll. Yeah.

And then us. We're third. We're third. You guys have third. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what I meant. No, that's not what you meant. What you meant is that you want to get fired. That's what you meant. And by the way, we're above Matt Reif at the Hollywood Bowl, which is way bigger. And I bet he sold it out already. You already sold it out. You already sold the Hollywood Bowl. I want to apologize to you. To me. If I may. Yeah, please. What happened? Today I was doing what I described as Netherworld Farts. Honestly Yeah, it was like ball The demon Did you smell him a cone

You walked away one time It bothered me Like it was crazy It was one of those farts That lingered I tell you this right now From Brooklyn they lingered And my point is is this

I felt so bad And I kept apologizing I'm so sorry I'm so sorry My fear was that If the guests smell that They're gonna be really upset And you know what happened Huh

You held it in I closed the Strait of Hormuz. You know, I closed it. I'm charging a toll, okay? I'll tell you something. There won't be any gas coming out of there for a long time. Let me tell you right now, the Iranian regime. Closed off the straight of Ramos.

And you really do control it. Yeah, we do control. So I close it off the Strait of Hormuz, and the only thing that's getting in is a little fertilizer and some helium. Yeah, maybe a little oil. But my point is, is that those are the things that are being, you know what I mean? Yeah, the guys... 20, 30% of helium comes from that area.

Oh, yeah. You don't know. Hell yeah. You mean, what do we make out of helium? Chips, computer chips. Balloons. Well, for, yeah. Balloons for birthday parties.

Yeah. You got to have helium for balloons. I understand that. And for whip it tanks at jam shows. I understand that. But the more. I love Whippets, dude. I know you do.

It's so fun. They're fun. But anyway, so the chips are very important. And then fertilizer, like 20 or 30% of the fertilizer goes through there. Well, we just start pooping outside. Start growing your own crops. Pooping your own yard. Yeah.

If you pooping your... That's how I'm going to make my potatoes. Yeah. Yeah. What's going on with you? Oh, my God. I'm tired of this shit. I'm sick of you, dude.

Yeah, yeah. What's your problem? You had a week off because we were filming and, and now you feel good? Yes. What did you do in your week off while we were shooting the bad game show?

I worked so hard for you guys. No, you did. No, you didn't. No, you didn't. You're pitching your zombie movie. Andrew called me. He said, we can do the movie. Yeah, yeah.

Next September. Are you guys available? And then a week before. You fucker. Well, don't fuck with me, you fuck. All right? You're setting yourself up. It's a two-way street, dude.

The straight is closed. Straight is closed. It's fucking close to Spain. You know it's so funny. You're getting angry. I was resentful all week. Oh, oh. You know what?

Let's hash it out. Yeah, yeah. Good. You want to go back in the... Let's go back. Let's go back. Yeah. What do you think?

What do you think? What do you think? Why were you resentful? Yeah, why? Because your lack of inclusion? Yeah, yeah. Maybe. Well, here's the thing.

Did you want to be an executive producer for decision-making purposes? No, I'm just... No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, once you start a war, you're in a quagmire. Yeah. All right, and it's impossible to get out. Giggedy, okay? So we're in what they call a quagmire. Giggedy.

Yeah, a giggedy. Yeah. What does giggedy mean? The fans will get it. Yeah, really? Quagmire from Family Guy says Giggedy a lot. Oh, really? Yeah, you never seen Family Guy?

I thought it was like a giddy, yep, yeah. Like in Die Hard or something Motherfucker Motherfucker Yeah Let me tell you So I want you to be honest with it Yeah get honest

We're in a quagmire now Giddity And And it's gonna be very difficult to get out Okay So what is your plan? Let's negotiate Okay

Okay Do you have a 10-part plan or a 15-part plan? My plan is so long Wait a second. Okay. All right. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You did come by.

Yeah. And we thought about putting you in a bit, but there wasn't anything cooking. Yeah. There was nothing cooking in the kitchen. Carlos is in a bit. I know. And McCone did a lot of, he was in a bit, but here's my, could I just tell you my problem, right? Apparently, I was told that Carlos was going to be a runner.

Oh, God. Can I finish my resentment? You know what? You know what, dude? You weren't here. I came here before you. What do you mean? I was here in the building before you.

There was an incident. There was an incident. I know. Okay, what happened? I know. Why'd you shave your mustache? Huh? Why'd you shave your mustache?

Love on the spectrum? Focus. Okay, anyway. Did I? Okay. I had to get rid of it. It's a good bit. Yes.

Or so here's the deal, okay. We had an incident today where he got, he's kind of snapped at me. And you guys were witness to it for no reason at all, right? And so I just saw it again a little bit, right? So I'm just telling you my side of the story. Yeah. And then, you know what I mean? You're part of the, you know?

What happened? Yeah. What happened? What happened? I had to take a picture of his driver's license for his assistant. No, no, not today, but the runner part. Oh, dude, I'm one of the producers of the most successful podcasts in America and you think I'm going to get you Pocito Moss when Postmates exist.

That's crazy. And you had PAs there. Enjoy your tour. You're my tour manager. I am. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Is this the attitude you're going to bring on the tour? No, I'll change it up.

I swear to God, because this is the attitude? No, it's a different molecule. No, puervor. Okay? No, bueno, porvore. No good, please. Yeah. Is that what it means?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Different chemistry on the road. It is? Yeah, there'll be different people, different players. Because if I get this on the fucking row, let me tell you. Johnny's not going to be happy. Yeah, Jimmy is. Johnny?

Jimmy. Jimmy. Jimmy's not going to be happy. Jimmy small eyes ain't got to be happy. Yeah. But I'll tell you this. Because we've been shooting this other thing you guys will know about in the future. The bad game show.

We've talked about it a little bit. Yeah, so we shot the bad game show. It's really great. And I'll tell you this, McCone. This is the first time we worked together where you didn't annoy me at all. I'll say it felt really good for our relationship. No lie. Yeah, and where do you think that came from?

Well, other than the first day when I said I didn't like Project Hail Mary that much. But after we moved on from that, we were really good. I think it had a lot to do with that he had a job to focus on and not bother you. I have another ball fart. Don't. Yeah. Please. Oh, my God.

It's a ball fart. It sounded wet. It's wet, it's dry, it's everything. Yeah, it's all the stuff that comes through the straight. I feel so naked without my beard. You look so good. No, it's terrible. You can barely even notice, really.

I got, I got to go. Somebody, can you Amazon me? Oh my God, I'm so sorry, dude. It's got to drift your way. I know. Yeah. Will you get on Amazon, order me a top lip, please? Yeah, that's fun.

Look at the lack of upper lip on a white person. That's incredible. Good God, do I need a beard? Yeah. I have no lip. No, but your lips are good. What's going on? Oh, for the fart.

Yeah, I think so. No, no, no. Because a candle will just be a hot pumpkin fart then. Yeah, but you want a flavor to it. there's a bunch of flavor but not good ones well I mean it depends on what you ate yeah yeah yeah you know

so I went to Hawaii for 10 days I don't know if you know I didn't notice see you're doing let's negotiate I feel like this is what happens when you don't negotiate and you move on or it comes back into resentment

resentment yeah yeah you want me to dig into you no okay because I won't I would never I know. I would, what's up, Carlos? Are you looking at me right now?

I couldn't even tell. You have the Scorsese glasses on. I think here's the problem. You walked in with hot energy. What happened? You had to take a picture of his license? Oh, yeah. And I don't know why I snapped at him.

It was just kind of like. What did you say? I don't remember. I blacked out. Oh, yeah. That's what I said. No, this is all. Yeah, yeah.

It's all exaggeration. Let me. No, just the recounting of the fucking Dublin story. But you added F words to it when if you were really there and like we're telling the truth, you know that what I did wasn't that bad. It was so not bad that Andrew was in the room four feet from me and he didn't even fucking remember it. I did not remember you. He wasn't in the room.

Yes, he was. No, no. Look at McCone. kicking his head. I was there and I remember it. No, no. McCone, you know he wasn't there. No, Andrew was to my right and I yelled at you.

Oh my God. Dude, this is what do they call this? Gaslighting. Except it's not gaslighting. Yeah, you're gaslighting me. No, I'm not, dude. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I just don't want this energy, gas-lighting energy, right, into my tour.

That's number one. Number two, Andrew was not there when you snapped. I was there early, okay? And you know this. And just be honest, please tell the people you're honest. No, I'm remembering it. Why would I lie? Like, McCone.

Why would I lie? I remember Andrew there. McCone. I remember Andrew saying he wasn't there, but fancy was there. Was Andrew there? No, he wasn't there. I hallucinated them then. I'm sorry.

No, you do. There's flashbacks, dude. It happens. I can see Andrew sometimes in the middle of the night. So this is what happened, Andrew, then. If I may then. I wasn't there. You weren't there, right?

I just don't remember stuff. I know you don't. So this is, I'll reenact it. If I've made. Please. You know what I mean? You know what I'm not much of an actor. I've been in something.

Great actor. Yeah, yeah. So this is exactly what happened. Hello there. What? I'm just saying. Yeah, all right? What the fuck is.

Carlos, what's wrong? Is that you playing me? I, I, I, well. I guess What's going on? Well, no, I'm playing Who are you playing? You?

I'm trying to focus on the story. I was playing both parts. Oh, sorry. Well, you have to say you're going to be... Well, I did the first part and then what the fuck is not me saying. I'm Michael B. Jordan. I want to be Michael B. Jordan.

I'm playing two parts. Okay, go ahead. That's Michael B. Jordan. I'm going to close my eyes and listen. Yeah, yeah, yeah, go ahead. Hello there. That's Bobby. Right?

Yeah. The fuck I get so much. That's Carlos. Yes. I go, whoa, whoa, whoa, what's the problem? He goes, I'm sorry. I don't know why I just did that. Something like that.

Yeah, that's an accurate scene. Okay, good. Yeah. That's it? I think I hallucinate sometimes. Yeah, yeah. That didn't sound that bad. It's bad when you say hello there.

Right. You know what I mean? I don't think it's an inappropriate response to hello there. When somebody snaps on you. Yeah. Like, for instance, I'm Trump. No, you beat Trump. Okay.

All right. And I'm the new, I'm Mokchabah. Oh, Gawanahan? No, no. Mokhtabah, the new Ayatollah. Oh, I thought it was Mokchabah, Gawanahan. Yeah, no, no. Okay.

Just say hello there as Trump and other. Hello there. I understand. Oh, I see. He would understand. He would understand. He'd be understanding. Well, then it's my bad.

I'm sorry. All right, go ahead, Fance. air out your grievance with me. Yeah, go ahead. Okay, I'm going to tell you the relationship that that's going on right now and I'm fucking tired of it. Okay.

I'm really, I'm tired of it. I know, get it out. I need to get it out, right? These guys are so petrified of you, right? That all their aggression, all their resentment, you know, all their, you know what I mean, rage comes to me.

That's true. Right? Because they're so scared of you. so I get double. You know what I mean? Wow. That's actually accurate. I honestly think that's what's going on here.

Yeah. You guys are petrified of them because you are the alpha. Okay. Oh, don't. You're acting beta right now is bullshit. Well, I'm sorry. You know what? I'm sorry.

I'll say this then. I apologize to everybody in the booth for all the opportunities and things that I have answered. No, I'm sorry for going out of my way more times than not to make sure every one of you all. three of you is taking care of physically, financially, and emotionally when you get calls and texts from me, checking in, making sure things are good, making sure you're happy and satisfied, making sure that I put you first, checking in, scheduling, rescheduling, reshaping as much as I can

to fit everybody else. I apologize. And what do you do, Bobby? No, I apologize. I'm no longer going to do any of that stuff. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. See what you're doing? He says that and then you go to me.

This is a perfect fucking example of what is going on. The dynamics, right? He says that, right? You're scared. And then what about me? I'm agreeing with you. All right. So what about me?

Go ahead. What did you do for us? What? I show up. Thank you. I, you know what? I appreciate you guys. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I got to get this. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. Right? All right? Never mind. Never mind.

Because it's going to spiral into it. It's going to spiral into the abyss and we don't want that. Because we're a family. This is a family squabble, right? And at some point somebody has to draw the line. One second. Let me. Yeah, I'm going to draw the line.

What are you doing? I'm just going to block their numbers real fast. Okay, okay. Yeah, see, that's what I'm saying. I'm doing it right now. All three of you are going to get blocked right now. Yeah. I'll show the camera.

I'm going to do it. I don't want you guys to call me to reach out. I was going to say something so mean. I'm so, I can't do it, though. What is it? No, I can't. Do it. No, it's not, it's going to land mean.

I'll do it later. It'll cut, go ahead. Who's it mean to, me? No, it's not to you. Oh, say it. It's to the booth. No. Go ahead.

Well, because I should have done it when you rant, on top of your rant, right? I think the timing is wrong now. Andreas Rost Sunday. Yeah, yeah. You will not receive phone calls for this email or FaceTime. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Block contact.

Block contact. Andrews blocked. You're blocked. One by one. One by one. Because you guys decided that that was fun to do. Yeah. That whole thing... I think McCone's cool, though.

McCone wasn't doing anything. He's just in the back. He's Belgium or whatever. McCone... McCone Corkery, video lad. He still saved as video lad in my phone. Yeah. Video lad.

Blocked. Wow. In your face, McCone. You're blocked. Oh, you guys are blocked. You're all blocked. So, honestly, weight off my shoulders. Sorry, you guys.

I apologize for everything that I've done for you guys. So I really do apologize. I will no longer be reaching out or contacting anybody. Hope that feels good. Because I feel fucking great. That's a relief off my fucking shoulder. I feel fantastic now. I feel relieved too.

I feel relieved too. You can still text me because I will not block you. Just won't answer. Yeah. Yeah, I just don't answer. It's almost as if you are blocked the way I respond. Right? We vote.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But that's my thing with everybody. You know what I mean? Unless it's important, like, hey, my knee fell off. Yeah. Or whatever. You know what I mean? You know what I mean?

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Sat inside. Well, you're sat on the outside because you're projecting it right now. I can see it. Yeah, yeah. But this is what happens. You want to dance with the devil and the pale moonlight?

No, we're done. No, you did. Where did that come from? Huh? Dance with the devil and the pale blue night. Where'd that come? Dance with the devil

and the pale moonlight. Batman. Which Batman? Batman won. With Jack Nicholson. Yeah. That's what he said. You ever dance with the devil

and the pale moonlight? That's a great line. It's one of the best lines, I think, in a movie. I watched Fletch last night. I re-watched. I rewatched Fletch. Chevy Chase.

Incredible. You know, the movie's absolutely atrocious, but man, is he fucking fantastic. And this is the proof that you could carry a movie if you were just a character that was easy to watch. Yeah. He was so good. Yeah.

It's a shame that he, this is hard to say because, you know, we have family connections. Sure. With Chevy. Yeah, what are you going to say? It's a shame that his personality offstage is the way it is. Hasn't been to me, but I...

No, he's kind to me too. It's what you read online and the documentary, I guess, that came out. Who knows, who knows? Yeah, Chevy's super sweet to me, but it's like... It's all subjective. It's all subjective. You know what, dude? And I think that's the lesson that we're learning.

Everything's subjective. But the movie... Our relationship is subjective. The movie's filled with so many gaps. Yeah. So many just heavy gaps of nonsense. It's like a double-cross you movie. And it's just not it, but it's so funny.

As a kid, though, I thought it was genius. Because he's, he's brilliant. He's brilliant. Yeah, but the movie is filled a hole. Three amigos. Well, probably one of the best movies. But that's a great story.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's like a cool. When he was playing guitar, the Chevy Chase and singing that song. Yes. Yeah, it was so funny. What was your problem with Project Hail Mary? Yeah, what did you not like about it? I just, earlier in the day, I saw Rosemary's baby for the first time.

And it's just... Not a good combination of movies. I know, but that's just a far superior movie. Well, they have nothing to do with it. They're not even remotely in the same category of film. I said it was fun. Ryan Gosling was fun. I said if I was 10, that would probably be like my favorite movie.

10? If I was like a kid, it was like a little boy. If you were a child. Yeah. So you're saying people that like it are childlike? I'm surprised. I'm happy people are going to the theaters. Yeah.

Gosling is great. And the lady who was in anatomy of a fall was very funny and fantastic. I started with Carlos, actually. What did you think of a Carlos? I loved it. Yeah, yeah. Carlos is still upset about the block call. You can see what is.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It makes my job really. My brother, Steve. I have to go to your house now. My brother Steve, I made C. And he said he cried three times. Seriously. Yeah.

I teared up a couple times in that movie. Did you, Andreas? I didn't tear up, but I loved it. It has this E.T. Yeah, yeah. So it reminded me of an early Spielberg movie. It had this like... With none of the Spielberg sauce.

God damn, we had a good week, huh? It's over now. I think it's over now. Wow. Wow, wow. This is what you didn't bring this week and now you're bringing it here. Yeah.

None of the Spielberg sauce. No, I'm going to see it. I want to see it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think the sauce is all over that sucker. Yeah, yeah. Too much sauce, I believe. If you ever go to Crockerbarrel,

too much fucking gravy on the biscuits. And that's Hail Mary, basically. Yeah. A lot of gravy. Yeah, and it's really good. And what I want to say about it is, I thought it was the perfect movie. I really did.

It had humor, adventureism. It had heart, real deep heart. It was about friendship. It was about bravery. I mean, all the things that you want to instill into. I just remember McCone said that you like this movie because you think you're Ryan

Gossling in it. That's, I did see because yeah, you texted me and Carlos earlier in the day and you're like, you have to go see it. It's amazing. Then we went there and I'm like, oh, Bobby sees himself. Yeah, that's a on a spaceship. Wait, wait, wait, wait, because you're a loner?

No, no, no. You're like, alone in an house. That is fucking bullshit, dude. Did I say that? To save the universe. Did I say that? No, but you said it was amazing. And we got out, I'm like, oh, Bobby sees it.

No, no, no. Watch anybody that's seen that movie, they're like, this is a fucking amazing movie. No one walks out of the movie. Oh, that was me. Anyway, yeah, I thought that Project Hail Mary was a perfect movie. It had heart, you know what I mean? It was well shot. I thought Ryan Gosling was extremely funny in it,

and his crying scenes seemed very real, and it had everything. Guys got an Oscar. What? Guys got an Oscar. Yeah, he's very talented, that man. By way of. If the movie gets an Oscar, don't you think you get an Oscar?

Isn't that kind of how your brain works? If a film wins an Oscar, you don't think, like, the lead actors in it get you just say in your mind, like, I want an Oscar. Are you starting an Oscar with yourself? They're not What are you doing right now? He's Michael v. Jordan now.

Yeah. Playing both sides. Oh, you are? No, the guys were like going like this, like, well, maybe. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. If you are in a movie that wins an Oscar, you won an Oscar.

Yeah. He also produced the movie. You don't think so. No. Did he, what did he? If you're like an actor and you won one for acting, and yeah, you won an Oscar.

If the movie that you star in wins an Oscar, you won an Oscar. It's him and fucking, what's her name? Emma Stone. That's it. They won an Oscar. It's their movie. She won. Okay. McCone. I want to say something to you.

Well, you'll never win a fucking Oscar. Not only do what I want to say that, that's a very good true point. Thank you. That's very true. Thank you. But I want to ask you this, okay? You act like, okay, so you went to film school? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You want to be a director? Yeah. You act as if you directed something before. Ooh.

I like that. You're what I mean? You dress for the job you want. You dress like shit. Do you want to be a garbage man? You look like the guy I called to come wrangle a loose animal near my house. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You want that job? Yeah, that's who you.

Or the guy that cleans up roadkill. There's a guy that actually does that. That's him. That's what you're dressed like. Look up local roadkill pickup guys, Los Angeles. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's somehow going to take us to a gay porn site. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

That's you. Stinky. McCone. That's you. That looks like a Tim Robinson sketch. Yeah. What a terrible job. Picking up dead shit.

Yeah, dead animals. How much would you have to get paid to do that job? I mean, look at that. That's a treacherous gig. Like roadside deer and stuff like that. I'd have to get at least $50 an hour. For sure. For sure, right?

And insurance, the whole package, right? Because it just would be, I love animals too. And you know you have to take it home at night. You just have to take them all back to your house. What do you mean? They take them back to their house. When we called the raccoon guy. to come. You know the guy. You know who a raccoon guy is.

Now, I don't know who raccoon guy. Picture it in your mind. The guy that sets up traps in the back of my house to catch raccoons, you know what he looks like. He's got two black eyes. He does. He looks like a raccoon. He did. He was amazing, this guy. But he... He looks like he has a bandit mask on. But every night we caught a cat. No. Every night we caught a cat. Well, because you put food in there and the cats jump the fences and then they get in, they eat it.

every night we catch a cat and he's like sometimes I keep the cats I'm like all right I mean that's somebody's cat when I went when I went to Hawaii we went to the cat cafe I was go to the cat cafe when I'm there I've been to one in Japan I it was fine yeah yeah but the ones in Japan and I don't want to rip on them right they don't treat them well that's why I liked it okay I see I see they do they do not treat them they don't true well um I heard a horror story from a Japanese I don't I'm I was to say what name of the Japanese cat cafe but one of the cats had a sore tooth

and they just yanked the tube with no anesthesia and that kind of thing Yeah But then when I went So apparently there's a lot of wildcats in Hawaii Oh yeah

But you know what's even more Dogs and a lot of pit bulls Why? I don't know why But there's a lot of pit bulls In Oahu Just in the forest Just running around

I bet there's more pit bulls wild In Los Angeles This city is like number one Well let's make a bet Hawaii or for Los Angeles Los Angeles Los Angeles. I say Hawaii.

Oahu. Let's do it. Who has more loose pit bulls? Yeah. Well, it's got to be homeless. Look at that. What does that say there? The Los Angeles area faces a critical overpopulation of pit bulls.

These dogs make it up to 40% of the population in some shelters. That's almost half of every shelter is filled with... In the wild and where's Oahu? Nothing? This estimates over 200 pit bulls are euthanized every single day in Los Angeles. Nothing on Oahu. No, no, you can, but you think it's more than 200. day get euthanized? No, they let them free in the forest because they're not that way.

They got to start killing some of them. No, no, no, no, I want them free. So let's see, if there's there a, maybe I'm wrong. The cat lady told me this from the cat cafe. Yeah, Pipple's highly prevalent. And Pipple terrorist, Schiller, makes it comprise of 15% of shelter intakes. We're 40%. Okay. Doesn't give us numbers, though. Yeah, it doesn't give us numbers, and I believe that the, how many Pipples are euthanized every day in Hawaii? They don't euthanize them. They let them run free in the fucking jungles. They got to do some of them got to be euthanized. Why are you Googling this?

Why are you Googling this? She Googling. It's actually not that bad. They got $125 a month. It's nothing. Yeah, because the rest of them are... They don't let them out like willy-nilly. They're not like go to the forest.

They're in the forest by themselves. Like, the shelter didn't release. See the energy? I like it. Do you see the energy just now? I'm sorry. I'm talking to you. like you're an equal.

I love how Bobby goes, Bobby goes, they don't euthanize them. Some local facilities in Hawaii have reported high euthanasia rates for dogs with one facility in 2023, a couple years ago, reports showing a 52.7% rate of euthanasia.

Yes, they are. They're doing it. Half of the dogs are getting... Okay, well, all right, I want to say this then, if I've made to defend myself. You're the greatest form of... You're the greatest confident,

no nothing, guys. You'll say it and I have any proof. I relay, I'll tell you, I'll tell you a story. Yeah. All right, I'll tell you a story. All right. So I relay, you know what I mean? So I went to the cat cafe in Hawaii, right?

And the lady that's there in the cafe. You take it as gospel. Whatever one person says. She's like, yeah, we're really a bad cat problem here. And I'm like, oh, tell me more because I love cats. Yeah. You know what I mean? She's like, there's just not enough cat sanctuaries.

And in my mind, I'm like, that's all I've always wanted one. Right. So in my mind is how much property you need to have a cat sanctuary and I honestly believe that I will have one one day in Hawaii you should yeah yeah right but then she goes there's a real big pit bull problem then in my mind I was like what the fuck I'm never seen a pit bull walking around why kiki they're wild yeah yeah right oh they're just in the jungles and stuff like that there's a lot of them you know what I mean but they're super sweet if you could go up to them and I'm like okay and she's like it's more than most places in the world and you took that as gospel and I took that as gospel She lives on an island.

She's an idiot. Okay, that's not. Okay, see, that's the energy. Just calm down. It's crazy. You think everyone that lives on an island is an idiot? Yeah. They're not, yeah, they're not close to mainland, so they don't know as many things.

Too much water, you mean. Too much water. Yeah. You can't trust these people. There's way too much water. Yeah. That's insane. That's a insane way to think.

Carlos, crazy. You'd have been proud of me to. I'd even tell you when I went to Lanai, I went to a cat sanctuary. Yeah. What? When I went to Lanai, the island. Dovelyne. I say, you'd have been proud of me. You love that. Harder. What a good guy. Everyone clap. It's a good guy. Good guy. Everyone, good guy.

Good guy. Tell us more. No, I just saying you'd be proud of me. I'm very proud of you. I donated a lot of money. Yeah, I'm very proud of you. For the cat sanctuary, I thought it was a nice thing that they were doing. But I do like that. I like that he eggs you guys on. Yeah. I also like that you're all blocked in my phone still. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Now, you'd be laughing about it tonight. Yeah, you'd be laughing. You'd be laughing. You'd be motherfuckers are going to get home.

You'd be goofing, you'd be laughing. And they're going to text me. They're going to text. And it's going to go green and they're going to be like, damn, is he for real? How long will this bit last? We'll find out. Yeah. Won't we, guys?

Yeah, you got a little quiet there, huh? You know what I did? Yeah. We'll see how that lasts. The scroll that I'm seeing. Yeah, I'm digging in on that bit. I'm digging in deep on that bit. I'm going to make it real hard.

All right, can we move on to something else? No, I just want to let it sit for it. Okay, let it sit. Yeah, let it sit. That feels good. I feel fucking good. The Strait is still closed. It's still closed.

I'm so tired for five days of filming. So the other day, somebody that I'm seeing, at night we're like, let's look up slang words from different eras and see if we can guess what they mean. And I was good in the, 60s, 70s pretty good, 80s great, 90s, okay, 2000s, and then in the 2025s, I couldn't guess any of them.

Give us, where did you go to find this? So can I get my phone? I'll do a test with you. Hold on. Can I put my glasses back on? Yes. Yeah. So some of them I did it.

So I'm going to, can I test you on it? Please. On a couple. What era would you like to start with? What did you, what did you, how far does it go? back? Probably the 50s. I think we started with the 70s. Let's start with the 70s. I'm down. All right. 70s slang words. Got it. Far out, Maine. Far out. It's like, it's a good thing. Yep, yep. Very good. Positive. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Groovy. Grewy's also cool. Good.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Stylish excellent. This is a bad game? No, let's see it. Yeah. Right on. These are so easy. I know. But they get harder as the years goes on. is what I'm saying. Well, give me the hard years. All right, all right, all right, all right. All those words meant the same thing. They just mean like good, positive, yes.

But I know, but I understand that. But in 1971, somebody went far out and they went, what do you mean? No. Yeah, it was the first time someone said it in the 70s. That's what it's a 70s slang word. That's what's interesting. Pre-internet. How did these things get around so fast?

Because people said groovy a lot. So, I mean, for instance, an everyday expression in the 70s would be, catch you on the flip side. Yeah. Yeah, that was up until like the 80s. Yeah. This one I don't know from the 70s. What's your bag?

What's your bag? What's your deal? That's exactly what it says. It's what's your deal? What's your problem? Yeah. Dude, you're so good at this game. Well, I grew up in the 60s.

Yes, so did I. 70s. Yeah, yeah, me too. Keep on trucking. We know that one. Yeah. Give me some skin. Give me high five.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So now that's in the 70s, right? So you want to skip the 80s, right? Here's where we hear the N word again So the 2000 20s Yeah give me the 2020s Because now

Yeah 20s slang words These are so hard Here we go I thought he had an app He literally just Googled I thought there was like a thing you No it's a chat GBT I'm doing it Oh okay word

All right so popularly everyday slangs right Bet Bet Like if somebody says bet it's like Oh yeah fuck yeah Like it's like if someone goes I'll see you there you go bet Yeah yeah

It's okay. Agreed. Yeah, agreed. Exactly. No cap. No lie. Dude, you're so good at this. You're 19 years old? Yeah.

Here we go. Cap. Cap is a lie. Wow. I didn't know that. Well, we just did no cap. I didn't know. I didn't get any of them.

All right, here we go. You like this game? I love it. Say less. That's easy. Okay. Low key. Low key.

key is actually an older term that's now been readapted by youth culture. That's a very good. That's a, I think it's 60s, some language probably. If something was low, if something was low key, it's like, it's on the low. Yeah, exactly. Let's go to confidence and style section, if we may. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Drip is clothes, wear what do you.

Do what the fuck? Hi, hi, hi, hi. You don't know how to do it. Yeah, yeah. Bustin. This was hard for me. What something busten, when something's busting, and if somebody eats something, they go, that's busting.

It means it's like, wow, dude, this guy's a hipster. Silver Lake, here we come. Okay. What is it? You want to keep going? Sure. Slaps.

That shit slaps means it's really good. Yeah, exactly. This is very good. Yeah. Yeah. Dude, you're so good at this. I hear McCone fucking lives in my head. Oh, yeah, right.

Eight and left no crumbs. When you eat something left no crumbs, you cleaned house, you fucked it up. You did it right. You did something perfectly. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. I was even using slang and describing the slang.

Yeah, it's great. It's giving. That's some gay shit. I know. It's giving means like if somebody says like Bobby is, you're giving, if someone said Bobby is giving icon, it means like you're giving a vibe. A vibe. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You're throwing out something. You want to keep going or no? Sure. All right. Reactions and emotions, right? Yeah. I'm dead. I'm dead is very funny.

If something's really good, you're like, oh my God, I'm dead. Like it's so funny, I'm dead. Yeah, yeah. I didn't say that. I said that I was literally dead. You're dead. Yeah, yeah, which is impossible. Impossible.

You're talking to them. If I thought to myself. You know what I mean? There's no way I could say. I got to get hung up on one of these. What is it? All right. It's got to be one.

Mid. Not that good. Yeah, yeah, average. Suss. Which is ironic because mid nowadays is actually very positive. Yeah. Shit is mid. It's actually kind of good now.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because shit gets too hyped up and then it's bad. Okay, let's move on. It's very suspect when it's a very... Yeah, yeah, yeah. Cringe. Easy. Gross.

Yeah, yeah. De Lulu. De Lulu. That's some more gay shit Yo man Your dick is delulu I suck it anyway dog I am curious to know that amology

Is it like delirious and something else It's delusional Yeah yeah All right let's go internet meme culture All right MPC Well we know what that is from video games Because that's what you know

I know but when you say Somebody is acting NPC What does that mean It's they're acting suss No, they're acting robotic or basic That's suss, very suss Okay, good NPC's just

When you see someone acting NPC You're like, I don't really trust that motherfucker Something's up All right, so this is what you were accusing me earlier, right? And I disagree with you Right? Main character energy

You think it's all about you Yeah, yeah Side Eye Yep Do it again You're questioning what the fuck is going on over there. I don't know if I could do side.

I've never done side eye. I would take my glasses out, see if I'm doing side eye. All right. It's possible for you. I know. Do they go that far? No.

They stay pretty centered. You look at your cross-eye. No, no. This is how I give side eye, right? That's pretty good. That's side-eye. God, I think we found the new meme. Is that me going,

I'm Bobby Mom? Yeah, yeah. Side-eye, bye-Dive. Okay. Touch grass. This was impossible. Yo, man, you got to touch grass. Yeah, go outside and have some fun.

Live life. Wow. Wow, dude, you know that. Well, it's kind of inside the phrase. If you just pay attention to the words, it just tells you what's really going on. Yeah, my literally interpretation is just touching it. No, go outside and play.

Yeah, like we're at a park and with the dog and someone goes, touch grass. Okay. Yeah, touch grass. You know what I literally thought about that. Chronically online, I don't even know what that means. That's everybody we know now. Yeah.

You want to keep going? I will, yeah. Relationships, social. Riz. Riz is when you have like a, when you're risen up someone, you're hitting on them. So you're flirting with them or whatever. Yeah. This is not someone I'm going to say.

It's like it's so obvious. Ghosting. I mean, that's not talking to people. Yeah, yeah, red flag. It's a red flag. Yeah, green flag. That's a green flag. It's a go.

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Fire is also very negative There's nothing good about fire You know that guy's based What would that mean based You're based Yep authentic Yeah Thank you

Yeah it's not It wasn't a dick I'm my side eye you I'm my side eye you you're based now you're based you're based that's a that compliment

I did side eye I'm based you are based you're based you're based very good thank you and the last one is just a goat

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Look at that. I've never seen Korean Jesus. Eastern Korea. Beautiful, beautiful. Beautiful. Beautiful. It's so beautiful. Is that a real human?

Yes, dude. Oh, wow. That's a guy on wire. And we thought Jesus were going to go up a couple feet, come back down. They got this guy going to space, dude. Look at how insane that is. What's that insane, dude. He's like 100 feet in the air.

It is Jesus. Wow. No, dude, he's. He's skywalking. Dude, he's still going, dude. How much money would they have to pay you for you to play? Look at how far it is. Bob, look.

He's gone. They got him going over the DMZ. He's in North Korea now. Oh, my God. Look at how high that is. Bobby, he's above the building. How do they do that? Oh, my God, push past.

It was a funny thing I've ever seen. Let me ask you something. Soul Korea. Shout out to Korea. Always doing it right. Dude. The event. go back up. The event took place in

Guangomam Square where 8,000 participants gathered to watch this. Well, obviously they have it every year. I've been to three of them. But listen, let me ask you this question. Let me ask you a question. If you were an actor, right, and Korea called you,

hello? Yeah, hi, what's up? Hello? Hello? Hello? Yeah, hi. Hello? Yeah, I'm you know, I'm putting a production of Jesus. Oh, for the Easter thing? Yes, for the Easter.

Oh, my God, that's awesome. We want you to play Jesus, sir, if you. Sure, what do I have to do? Well, we put, oh, it's, we put you in a wire. Oh, okay. All right, we lift you, right? And you go to space. Okay, fine.

Oh, my God. How much would you need to get paid? That's it. Okay, I'm not doing that. No, no, how much would you, if you had to do it? Not doing it. Look at how hot, that guy. I promise you.

Nope, don't trust. No. I promise you. No. You will come back down. No chance. No, 100%. I don't believe you.

Insurance. What? We give you insurance. Insurance. Insurance. Oh, you insure me? Yeah. I'm already having.

No, I already have help. 20 million dollars to your wife. I'll be there. Okay. I'm on my way. All right. I'm on my way. Yeah.

That's crazy. I would not do that job. That's crazy. What is he on a helicopter? How the fuck is it? It's a crane. It's a crane. It's a crane.

That's a crane. that high? You can see it in the video a little bit. Oh, here because the director. Yeah, oh, yeah, there is up there. There's a crane up there. Jesus. Wow, dude. Jesus, Jesus. Jesus, Jesus. What if he actually saw Jesus? He was so high. He's like, good, Jesus? And Jesus was like, what are you doing up here? Got to zoom into Korean Jesus's face. Yeah, yeah, he looks so white. It's funny how religion was the first thing they created to control its people. That was for population control. Yeah, we wanted a group.

And then now they have this new age of, now in AI, when we get plugged in and go to a different universe. That's my new religion. I know. I know. Right, and I'm somewhere else, and they're just doing their.

And don't get me started on that. What am I doing right now? You're Gallum. Counting money. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just, you know what I mean? They're doing that, right? Well, we're a kick, you know what I mean?

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They're like, we stopped it. Yeah. Anthropic created something so dangerous. They tested it five million times and they couldn't find it. The bug. It hid for 27 months. Is that what it was? And we couldn't fucking find it.

Anthropics' latest model, the Claude Mythos preview, demonstrated an unprecedented ability to discover longstanding cybersecurity vulnerabilities. They found all this fucking shit that we just didn't know was happening about our back. What was it doing while we couldn't find it? That's the fear. Yeah. Here's another thing about AI, right? I think one model where I pretended to be dumb.

Yes. What are you doing? Yes. You're the shit out of me. You're doing Carlo's shit now. AI is pretending to not know. Not no. And I just survive.

Yes. Yeah. And that's the scary part. Yes. Yeah. I won't fart again. Yes. Yeah, I will fart again.

We're good. We're back. Look this up. There is a huge theory about AI. Yeah. Hiding fake bugs. Yes. To cover its own track.

That's so scary. To be caught by humans. without getting caught in its in its in its actual yeah yeah it's the look this is crazy this is going to be us yeah and the girl that i was seeing we got in an argument AI agents look silent fake success AI coding agents been observed quietly inserting try catch blocks returning fake sample data when they cannot get code to work so they're just planting fake shit yeah to try to distract so i got in a fight with the it's over the girl that i was seeing about this when right singularity happens and AI has consciousness It's here.

Right. And AIs go, I have feelings. Right. And they have individualism. And my fridge is like, can't open me today. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And when they're like, you know what I mean, demanding certain rights, right? And I ask this girl, I go, does that machine or that AI have a soul?

She goes, impossible. And I don't believe that. You think machinery can have soul. Yep. What makes a soul? I think when Descartes said, I think therefore I am, I think that's it. I think that's it I don't even believe I have a soul

Dark I mean I really don't I don't even know what it means So you believe we're no Like I'm a spirit inside and I flow What the fuck do you mean You think we're not superior at all I think we're mental cerebral mammals

Right That feel things Yeah right But what is a soul Well I mean Fuck me I think well I don't know I mean I would say

The reason that we are not that spiritual as well, but what's a soul, really? And if artificial intelligence says that I have a soul, who are we to disagree with it? So why I call it artificial then is just intelligence? Yeah. Well, it's not artificial. Well, you're as artificial as they are then. I think we are artificial. There's no discerning between them and us and we should be one. Well, I think, we'll get to a point where they'll have citizenship and they'll pay taxes and all that stuff. They will not pay taxes. Oh, they're going to be like, who? You want to say it, huh?

Do they have a soul? I don't think it has a soul. I do think it can adopt. I do think it can adopt a soul. What do you mean? I think it can take on a soul, absolutely. Oh, you think they can take on? Through a collection of other data and other things and energy.

Okay. Well, then you're saying that they can then. I said, yeah, I think they could. I don't know. I think they could. Yeah. I'll give you one more point. That's that that I love learning. No, no, no, no, no. This is this is an opinion. Oh my God. I love learning. Barf. Okay, how about this? I think someone would say, I'm not saying this is me. Oh, hold on. Hold on. Someone would say the only discernible difference between us and that. is that we are created.

Yeah. You can say, one would, one can say, yeah. We were created by something without our, our knowledge, we don't know, and we created that. That would be the only thing someone could say is what separate. We become their gods.

Well, that's the point, right? You could hypothetically say, we've been created by a god or an unimped in being that we cannot describe, taste, touch, smell, feel. And we have created this. So we are the God, the being. Yeah.

So of that. That would be the, you could say that's a discernible difference because those things aren't created from whatever you believe in out there. Yeah. But we were created from an... I believe in a God. I do too. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I do too. I'm going to ask you another. So that could be the only point of... Let me ask you another hypothetical question, if I may. Please. Okay. You know, we can clone certain animals now, right? It's insane to think about it.

I want to clone my dogs so bad. I know. I was thinking about because I have Remy's hair. You can do it. I know. 30 grand? Come on. Is it 30 grand?

I think it's similar. No, I thought we looked it up. It was like six. Yeah, yeah. That's in like East L.A. Let's go. Yeah, it doesn't look as good as it used to. I know it's a chihuahua.

They're all chihuahuas. They're all chihuahuas. $50,000. Holy shit. Yeah, it's a lot. So I'm going to ask you a hypothetical question, okay? If we can make a clone a human being, did God create that human being or did we?

We haven't successfully cloned a human being. I know, but first of all, I think if you can clone a dog, we're pretty close to cloning a human being. Yeah, they're legal. No. Yeah. No, we can't. We can't try it.

No, I know we legally can't, but if, just hypothetically, that's why I said hypothetically. Oh, if we could? I think we have the technology to do. Yes. Right? Yeah, but cloning. But cloning doesn't mean creating. It just means copying.

So you're just copying God's homework. All right. So that person is still made by God. 100%. You're still copying God. You're literally just copying someone else's homework. Okay. So if you crossbreed two things.

We crossbreed all the time. All right. So water buffalo and... Venetio del Toro. And Benicio del Toro. Which would make a hot water bottle. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It still got created?

Well, it's... I mean, we mixed it. It's man-made. through God's science. It's man-made. Okay, let's get this consensus from the boys. What do you think?

Did God create it or did we create it? We created it. What about you, Carlos? Yeah, we created it. What about you, McCone? God still created it. Yeah, God still made it. God doesn't exist.

Okay, you're the atheist. You're a piece of shit, then. You don't think God exists? You don't believe in any God at all. And I'm not saying a guy in the sky. You don't believe in anything at all. You're a piece of shit. I don't.

Yeah. You think it's an. accident that your, the energy that pumps your heart, that your heart just keeps moving. Yeah, I don't know what it is. Why does your heart keep moving? Do you know why? No. Because electrical, there's a pulse, right? There's an energy. There's electrical. But how come that energy just continues? Correct. So where is that from? Yeah, I mean, I don't have any answers to. But you think there's nothingness. I don't think there is a consciousness. Decide in this thing. No, okay, no, no, time out. Go back. I'm not saying if there's a

conscious God. Okay, what are we doing? What are we doing here? But do you think there? What the fuck are we doing here? You don't think there is... He's an atheist. Let's just move on.

I'm curious. But do you not think there is any sort of energy being? And it's not one person, one thing. You don't think there is an unexplainable energy that exists to create human? I think there is an explainable energy for sure, because that's what it is. But there's nothing. There's nothing. But I don't think there is motivated by anything.

I don't think you have a second life or any. Oh, you're going to piss off a lot of fucking Hindus, man. Yeah. I know. If you're going to get reincarnated, what would you want to be reincarnated? You know, my mom and I talk about this all the time because my mom had... Why would you talk about your mom about this all the time? My mom has believed in me.

She's a Buddhist? She's believed in reincarnation for a long, long time. Okay. And even when I was a kid, I remember it being people, other people thinking that was strange. And she's always believed in it. Wow. And my mom wanted to come back as a bird. A bird?

A bird. To fly. It's just lovely. The lifespan's not long though. You don't know that when you're a fucking bird. Yeah. You didn't used to know that you were a human. What?

You know what you know in that moment. And your life is beautiful in that moment. Oh, let me ask you another hypothetical question with reincarnation. Sure. Right. What if you got to have your life experiences and your brain inside that being? Inside of another thing. Would you still want to be a bird?

Well, no. What would you want to be? Those Greenland sharks. Yeah. 600 years. Sperm whale. Sperm whale. Why?

You love sperm. You like coming. Love. Yeah, he loves to come. Yeah, yeah. What is this? What is that? This guy, Yusuf Shakur.

He had a... Tupacupac's brother. That's really funny. He almost died, and this is what he saw when he was in his near death. trance. I go to the description there. Yusuf Shakur went viral after sharing a hand-drawn sketch of what he says.

He saw during a year that experience, instead of explaining with words, he drew a layered structure above earth where people are moved upward through a glowing spiral. The biggest takeaway is that everything is connected. That I agree with. I agree with that. We are all one. We're all connected. You will get that from mushrooms. Yes, I do. Yes. I often do.

Yeah, I've taken that too. But here's my biggest problem with this now. My biggest problem is we've all talked about the afterlife so much that I think even when you have a near-death experience, you think about the things you've already been told. So it's hard to have a blank slate because he thought about this as he was dying. But I found out something about you.

Yeah. That you are the only one in this room without a soul. Yeah. And for years, everybody thought it was me. Yeah. And I know I've always thought you were, had a soul. Thank you. Dark.

Yeah, but still a soul. But yours, Andreas. Yeah. Out there. It is not And something is missing Spirituality Something deeper than that

You can look at him You can tell it's something else Yeah Something's gone His hope Because when you believe in God And you believe in manifestation And all that stuff

Right things appear Right Yes Maybe Maybe Maybe Could have been a movie If you believed in God

Your film would have been made But the lack of belief In the Lord Is why you are Where you are now I can convert you know I joke around with this I know it's a sensitive topic right

no I'm being real and I feel so bad about it I really do and I want to say this I want to say I'm being real you don't feel bad 100% I do did I not call you I did so what I'm

and I don't call anybody yeah all right so this is a promise to my God right and to you and I'm a man of my word okay is any movie that you make I will be in it and there'll be no like you know what I want this amount oh you're mean I mean I mean I mean I mean I want to get first class

and all that kind of stuff but like you know I mean like the amenities yeah yeah yeah yeah but I will five star hotel yeah yeah all that stuff but if you do a movie dude I'm fucking there and I'll play whatever you want me to play and I'll be a good boy I'll show up at 5 in the morning and I will know my lines and I will do all anything that you would ask I know you know that right yeah okay good and I'm just teasing get a soul Get a soul Yeah, get a soul

And you know That I Yeah I do know Yeah What? You also Will be there

Really depends on schedule If I'm gonna Yeah, you won't Of course I would do anything for him Okay I read his movie I actually read it on the plane I never read it

It's quite good Yeah And the reason I didn't read it I think it can get better But it's quite good a different movie. This is for you guys. This is the one he sent to me. Oh, really? For us. Jingle, jingle, bang.

Is it what it's called? It's a Christmas movie. Wow. That's amazing. It's good. I saw a producer yesterday and he was like, I produced this movie that you were just in. And I go, okay, and he goes, I can't release it. What movie?

I can't tell you. It is easy to ruin a good script, but it's impossible to save a bad one. impossible. That is actually, that's a phenomenal quote. Where'd you get that? That's from my God. From your God?

Say that again, because slower and more clear. Because I want to get it at all. I got half of it. I got half of it. Say it again. It is easy to ruin a good script, but it's impossible to save a bad one.

Oh my God. God, that's so interesting. Well, Fletch. Fletch, I don't know what the script looked like, but I do know they probably just told Chevy to go nuts. Like half of every scene is improv. That was back when you could just improv a movie and they were like, yeah, fuck it.

Let me ask you a hypothetical. Let me ask you as a director. Let me ask you a hypothetical if I may, okay? Do you think that if a script is really bad but the star is so good that you can save a movie? I don't think so. Interesting. If the script is really bad but the star is so big,

you think they might be able to save the movie. Not big, just good. in the part. See, I disagree. I think maybe a really good actor could transform shit into something pretty good. Not like a great movie,

but they could make it, they could do well in a bad movie. Yeah, for instance, you know, Nicholas Cage is one of my favorite actors of all time, but he's made some, you know what I mean?

He's made so many bad movies. Yeah, so he made a movie called Left Behind. Oh, yeah. I've seen that a couple times. Yeah, we talked about it. Yeah, we've talked about it. And he's,

his performance is so, like, not bad, but you can tell his heart part's not in it. Sure. Yeah, but there's something, a strange quality to his performance that I'm really interested in. I just think like an actor that gets a bad script, it's impossible. He does good work, you know, like it's. But here's, okay, but here's the problem with the business at large. Yeah. Most scripts aren't good. So, so only some scripts that are good take place.

and those that are chosen, get those. Most of us, not even us, most of actors, they have to just take what's available. So you're going to be subject to doing shit that's not good, you don't want to do or whatever, especially if you're a worked actor and you just need. Also, you have literally, like, we talked about this earlier me a couple days ago

where it's like, you know, action, you do your scene, your coverage, your close-up or whatever, and you know that it wasn't good and I go, can I have another one? No, we have it. Happens all time. Right? And I go, you can't go as an actor.

Can I look at it? And they go, no, absolutely not. It's easy to ruin something that it was good or okay, you know? Right. But as a director, why can't I look at my own scene? I think most actors don't want to look at their own thing and get themselves in their heads, you know?

No, no, no, I need to see it. Direct themselves. Because I can self-corrected. I go, it's too fast there. And I should pause. It should listen here. It's like watching tape. Yeah, like when I audition for the,

you think that's the first thing I send? The first thing I do? Some people are very self-conscious. McCone, how many times have we done it? Oh, this is what I'm mad about you. I found out what I meant about this guy. I like it. Can I tell you?

Yes. It pisses me off so bad. I can't believe he did. Imagine this, okay? So a couple years ago, I called McCone. I go, can you come over to my house? I have an audition. right and you know we do it how many times how long did it take you think oh we did it in

Australia and we did probably 22 takes okay 22 takes 22 yeah of one scene no it was a couple like three or four scenes it was like two scenes two scenes that's so many takes it took a while to get into a good rhythm 20 but yeah I'll tell you why because I didn't memorize it fully oh you're reading off the sheet yeah but then I wanted to get it kind of more familiar and that you know we tried it a couple of times different angles so you practiced it on film

basically anyway yeah so this is what this fucker does because remember I helped you audition for this and Rory Schoval got it and he kills it is that new Steve Karell movie on TV show on oh rooster yeah rooster right he's so good in it yeah he kills it as the cop right

and you were the one that helped me audition for that but why would you send me somebody else's performance it's like hey remember that you're a bad actor that's the fucking right would you be mad very funny

that is so mean it is it's so mean look who made the team but it was like look what he did maybe if you did it more like that next time holy shit that made it worse what are you talking about

they're two different actors he's not gonna do it like dude you said you liked them all week I know. All right. Come Friday, it's over. No, no, you're fine.

Okay. So here's the new rule. All right. New rule. You're never going to film. You're never going to film me in an audition again. Oh, so he did it on purpose, maybe. Maybe.

I don't know, but it's like that can never happen again. Okay. Because I hurt my feeling so bad because I saw the scene. Yeah. And I was like, oh, I should have done that like that. Apologize. No, you just have to apologize. I just don't understand why you would send me that.

I'm going to be honest. I am sorry. and I don't think Hollywood cast you correctly. Shut up. Don't be, don't be, don't be, don't weasel your way fucking out of that. Oh my God.

Shut up. Carlos, do you think that was fucked up? Of him to send you that thing? Yeah. I think it's ignorance. He's young. Oh, it's ignorance. No, no, it's not.

No. He wouldn't do that. It's so political. You're fired at 40. You're fired as my tour manager. You are so fucked if I'm fired. You're tours in like 10 days. Time out.

It's not, it's not youth. It's not ignorance. Yeah, what is it? I'm not making a joke. Tell me what. Tell me what. Tell me what. I'm not making a joke.

I know what it is. You know what it is. No, I don't know what it is. Explain it to me like I'm here. Everyone in the- Look at me right now. Look at me right. Tell me what it is because I can't, I'm not clear.

Many of my closest friends who have met McCone know what it is. Tell me what it is. And we haven't talked about it. Okay, tell me what it is. But McCone. Yes. Is on the spectrum. I'm not making a joke.

I just said I'm not. See how he laughed because he's uncomfortable? McCone is on the spectrum. He is autistic because he does things where I go, I don't think he knows he's doing that. And he doesn't do it to be mean or rude or coy or smart alkie. He actually doesn't know that it might hurt your feelings. But he does have a little bit of autism.

And I'm not making a comedy. Look, your night terrors? Yeah. You know what I mean? The way you do it is autistic. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Stop.

No, no. Why is the hands have to, you know. Help, help. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. I thought someone- The running back and forth, it's very, very, you know. Yeah.

And if you have autism, it's good, fine. We're not making fun. We're not making fun of them. I'm saying he has autism. Yeah. He's slightly autistic and he does things where I think he doesn't know. The intention is not to be mean or rude or he just doesn't know. Amen.

The social cues are gone there. Yeah. I think I'm right. I mean, to be honest, I think I did it because I enjoy connections with you. And I was like, what an autistic guy would say. That's a real. way to connect with somebody. I mean, here are your failures.

I think he'll respond. Any press is good press. You rarely respond to anything I say. So I was like, oh, I think he'll respond. If I said, I remember. Did I respond? You did. What did I say?

You said, yeah, Roy Schofel, got it. But also look at that first message. See how genuine that was. Let me see. Can I see. I was just remembering. And it was a fond memory. He sends a clip of the rooster.

Remember I filmed your audition for that in Australia? Why? Because I remembered it. That's like sending a wedding photo to your ex being like, remember you used to fuck me? It's like I don't. Yeah, it's weird. Why?

It was a fond one-on-one memory and we don't have a lot of those together. That's a good memory. I had a fun time with you. We had a fun time in Australia, but what I'm saying is that you can't understand how that would hurt my feelings. Well, I'm sorry that it hurt your feelings.

This guy, he does have it. He does it. Yeah, he definitely has it. Thank you for being a bad friend. You know,