Bad Friends - We're Leaving LA w/ Jimmy O Yang

Episode Date: January 20, 2025

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I cannot believe I get to play two beautiful venues. New York and Philly. Come out and see me. Then I'm doing San Diego and Phoenix and San Francisco. We added a show. Then I'm going to be doing Boston going to be doing. Boston going over to Boston, my friends. And then I'm finishing this tour in Minneapolis, Minnesota. Come see me in Minneapolis, Minnesota. I'm doing four shows. That's where I'm shooting my

special. I'm so very excited. Go to Andrewsantino.com for those tickets. Andrewsantino.com. You two are bad friends. Who are these two idiots. White dude and an Asian dude. You two are disgusting. Oh, you two or something. We're bad friends. Dude, did you fall asleep last night? No, bro. Yeah, you did. No, I liked your... No, you have that... Today you liked it.

No, no, I like... So you're saying that I could have died. No, I liked it at 4 in the morning, I promise you. No, I could see the phone right now. Yeah, you could see it. Well, what can you see? That I did it at 4 in the morning. I know...

Oh, God, I could have died last night. You definitely couldn't have died. He... He could have died last night. No, he could have killed me. Well, he's sick right now, too. Are you sick? Yeah.

From the fires, dude, it's the smoke. No, he's sick. You know he's sick. Those are meth... Meth nose, mess nostrils. I've never done meth. Those are mostrils. Those are meth nostrils.

Yeah, yeah. Bobby texted me at three in the morning saying like doors were unlocked and to come in if the fire hits. That's sexy. No, it's not, dude. That's not sexy? It's not sexy. Oh, I thought that was sexy. No, I had everything set up.

I had the foot. Cat creates everything set up. And I liked it an hour later. No, dude, I could have died. Because I fell asleep knowing that you were my garden angel and I could have. Angels need to take naps. You say, so last night, what happened? You said.

Garden angel, dude. Like he lives in the garden? That's right, dude. My little garden angel, dude. He's a lawn gnome, dude. He is, kind of. So last night, when time did you get in? I kept texting you on the flight.

I'm texting you from the sky. I landed at 1035. My God. Oh, wow. I saw the smoke the whole way. It was wild. Wow. I saw the fires a whole way.

Last night, I texted Carlos because I was so tired. I go. So I went to fall asleep, but just in case If it gets out of control, I'm going to leave my bedroom door open. Hot. Yeah, and then wake me up. I have the bags packed. Yeah.

Get the cats in the cradle and the silver spoon. L.A. is on fire. And it's Newsom's Falls. Yeah, yeah. So it's that mayor we have. Where are you going to? Hey, Los Angeles. This is Mayor Karen Baer.

Yeah, where are you going, baby? She's done, dude. Right? Yeah. He's cooked. She's done, dude. Why? She stayed silent there, interviewing her.

Dude, that was crazy. Yeah, yeah. They were like, sweet British guys like, Madam Mayor, have you got anything to say? Yeah, yeah, yeah. To the people of Los Angeles. You cut, you cut the fire department fund and all that stuff. And she kept it quiet.

But last night, right? So I'm like, I fell asleep. I'm like, okay, Carlos asked me. This morning he liked my thing. And so which means that he had slept through it. So if my house is on fire, I'd be dead. You'd be dead. But I was texting you the whole night.

I texted you back and forth. In fact, I got a call from Kalila. How many calls do you get from Kalila? Yesterday, too. Well, I got to call mid-flight, and I told text it. I was like, I can't answer I'm on a plane. By the way, why can't I answer I'm on a plane? Can't they just make it available for us to take a call on a plane?

It'll interfere with the radio. No, it won't. There's no way that's there's. There's no way. There's a lot of things they should, like closing the windows when you're landing. What's that all about? Give me a break. I know why they do that.

Why? So when it's on. fire you can't see. You can't see it. So no one panic? Yes, you don't panic, right? Here's another one. Tray table. Why does that have to be up? Up or down or whatever, whatever. It shouldn't matter. Yeah. And by the way, if the plane crashes, the tray table, I want it to cut me in half. Let it sever me in half. Well, no, it would hit your head because they want you to bend over. Well, they want you to

eat your own balls. It's such a weird. They like tuck your head in your lap. Another one. Here's another one that drives me crazy. Give it to me. I feel like we're doing hacky road stuff. one is up with driving and flying was that Seinfeldt? Not good Well you just did it That was my dad What's the deal with flying?

Yeah what's the deal with flying Anyway Another one is Some of you poor folk Some of you poor folk Might not know this one Okay Let me get

I'm just to see if you can guess All right You can have the waste Right but what else do they want in first class sometimes What are you talking about? Have the waste The waist seatbelt. Yeah.

Right? There's another thing they tell me to do. Sit up straight? The shoulder one. Oh, the strap one? Yeah, yeah, yeah. The double strap. It's like, I'm already this.

Why do I need that? Yeah, we want this too. Because you'll fold in half. Oh, is that what it is? Yeah, you'll fold and half. I don't, you know what, there's no logic to it, but I will say this. You can't tell me, we have people that live in space, right? We have someone that lives at the International Space Station.

They live in space. You can't tell me the plane can't have a separate radio from me taking a phone call? Dude, that's a good point. dude. What are you talking about? Write a letter, dude. I'm got... Karen Bass.

Will you start to write a letter to Karen Bass? Write a letter to Karen Bass, dear Karen Bass. Yeah. Why can't you figure this radio playing stuff out?

Okay, I have another one. Get it. The fucking seatbelt signs on, right? Yeah, ding. You have diarrhea. Every flight. Me too.

Literally every flight. So I get up, right, and then the stewardess goes, what do you call them? Flight attendant goes. Yeah. You have to sit, right?

And I go, but you're standing? Yeah. Circus O'Lay Whoa You think you have better balance Than me? Circusolei CERC de Soleil

But yes Whatever, right? No, no I bet your money I want to say this Circus Olai Yeah, I want to see you Olai

She does a flip OLE I want to look her in the eyes I go I bet you money lady Or she's something as a guy Or sir

Sir, whatever Who knows Right If we were on one of those longs On the leg I would win 100% Right

Don't pretend That you're log champion You're not You know that one? You know that one? That's a log champion. Look, look, look, look. Look, look, look.

Look, look. Now it's going backwards. Yeah, yeah. Switch. Yeah. So, you know how they go switch? They go forward and they go backwards. What I'm saying is that no, if you're standing, I stand.

If you're stand, I stand. Don't you think? Stand up for your right to fight. Would you have any other flight ones? I'll tell you one right now because this is crazy. Okay. And this applies to everybody. They get, they entice you on these frequent flyers.

You know, they're like, ooh, you get miles, right? Like it means shit. It doesn't mean shit. It doesn't mean diarrhea. They lie. So here's what happens. I'm in Terminal 5. I'm about to fly on JetBlue because it shares it with American.

I fly an American my whole career. We've been on the road. You know why? Because you're an American. God bless God is good. God bless America, Mike. No, but look, I've been an American customer because my dad was when we traveled a lot. Now I've switched a lot back and forth.

But I have over a million miles on American. Over a million, right? And check this out. I politely go to the, I politely go to the, lounge and I say to the woman, hey, I know I'm not traveling American today. I'm traveling JetBlue. It's the same terminal.

They don't have a lounge, but like I want to get something to eat because I haven't eaten. Like I'm running around. I haven't eaten. I go, is it cool if I go in there? Because I'm a, and she goes, you have to fly American. I go, can I show you my,

I have my loyalty or whatever? And she's like, no, I don't care. And I have the card. And I was like, no, I mean, just please. Can I just get like a coffee and somebody to eat? I haven't eaten all day. She's like, no, you have to be flying American. And I said, I have over a million miles.

What else do you want me to do? Dude, I give your company so much money every year. I'm not saying I'm entitled, but it's like, dude, cut me a break. Can I get a coffee and a fucking donut? I fly with you guys a million fucking miles a year. I don't want to fight with you. Start it. Yeah.

Start it. I don't want to start it. No, start it. I don't want to start another fire. No, start it. I don't want to start another fire. Start one in this room. And then we'll get an alert.

By the way, we get an alert on our phone. Man, man. And Bobby goes, you're telling the whole city to evacuate. Wait, I was like, read it. I was mentioning common things that normal people go through, right? And you had to throw in your... Oh, the first class strap was a common thing, you fucking liar? You fucking liar.

This is what the fans don't know. You're a fucking liar. Now, you're a liar! He started off by saying, the poor people, liar. I never said that. Yeah, you fucking did. Roll the tape. Oh, yeah, I did.

Yeah, he did. Here's what he does. He plays this victim card and the fans think, like, poor innocent Bobby. Dude, he's a brat. You guys don't know shit. You guys are so... out of your element. And by the way,

everybody can get access to a lounge. That's not like a privileged thing. If you travel with an airline enough, you can go to the lounge. It doesn't matter how many points you have, you can go. And by the way, and by the way,

little boy, you didn't have any status until I signed you up for all of your frequent flyer because I said, I'm trying to help you out. Another thing you don't fucking take care of. I didn't listen to a word you just said.

Let me say something. I know you did. Carla, and you've been to the airport with him, right? Oh yeah. What's up with him in the lounge? he's always like meet me in the lounge

I'm like I don't want to go to the lounge I want to go get a snack I want to eat food Thank you George We can go to Dunkin' Donuts They have better snacks Why would I pay when I can just sit down They don't have chocolate donuts

In the lounge Well you should stop Getting Dunkin' Donuts It's a kid mentality He's a child McDonald's over cafeteria food Yeah I'll take I'll take What

He's saying It's shitty food It's airploid No no no But I know what he's saying It's comparative My point is I just want to

have like a cup of coffee and sit down and relax because you get to the gate and you're like well there's nowhere to sit so i'm going to stand here like a fucking dildo waiting for the flight and then it's not worth it i'd rather go to the lounge get a cup of coffee sit down read some emails it's so that's how every time i invite by the way when we do go to the lounge together you fucking liar you love it you're a fucking liar when we were in australia went in the lounges you fucking loved it didn't you didn't you didn't you're such a liar you know the fact The fans that you don't fucking know who you really are. What is wrong with you?

It bums me out. It's crazy. No, I testosterone. Do you listen to yourself? I'm working out every day. My tea is way up right now, dude. I want to kiss you fucking. Okay.

One last thing and then what can move on from the thing. They should have obviously at the gate a first class line. Oh boy. This is relatable. This will be a relatable thing. And then they should have, they should, not done. Okay. They should have the groups, you know.

So you have group B, C, whatever the lettering of the number. One, two. Whatever the numbers. Almost always numbers. Go ahead. Okay. You wanted to start a fight, dude. You even said it.

Okay. But what, so what, they should have a fight? No, I'm not done yet, though. All right. So then they should have also a line that they don't have, right? For the Chinese. Dude, I knew you were going to say that. Because I'll tell you why.

Yeah. Okay. They cut. No, definitely what, they don't know how it works. Yes, they do. I know they do. But they pretend that they don't. I love them.

So their whole thing is, what going on around here? I don't. I don't know, you know. I love Chinese. They cut. They cut. And they go in the first class. Dude, sometimes you'll see a Chinese couple.

Yeah, exactly. And they'll go with the needs more time, like the disabled people. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I've seen them walk with the veteran. I've seen them with the veteran. Yeah, with the veteran. Yeah, you're not in the Marines. And he beeps his phone.

Right. He beeps. Right. Well, America. But you know what I love, though? This is what I love. I love that the Chinese people cut. When they get to the ticket person, right?

They go, how about to me? Right. Right. How about the me? And then they go, no, you're, you're five, seven. You're at the end. And then they have to go and I always make a face. I just go, I love it.

See, when they walk by me, I go, nice try. It's a nice try. You got to let them swing. Okay, I'll give you one for the boarding bullshit. I'll give you one back. It doesn't make any sense and it never has that we don't board back to front. Why wouldn't the back of the plane board first? It doesn't make sense.

It doesn't make sense. You're boarding the front and it's jamming up. Let people in the back. back go first. Are you saying this? I used put first class first and then go back. No. Because I'll tell you why that's not. I'll tell you why not. Why? Because you're going to know this. Okay. You like to stare at the people as they walk by. That's number one. Yes. That's number one. I like to. I have my face. I know. And I do this. I sit like this and I always have my hand out like this. Right. And when they when they lock guys, I go like this. I go. Oh, move on? Yeah,

like move on. Wow. Don't look. Don't look. All right. Yeah. And if you get to the comfort plus section and the bags don't fit because there's no bag room, they light your bag on fire in front of you. That's a very good one. Right in front of you. Here's what I don't like, okay? What? My shit's up there, right? Some guy's late.

He moves it. Not just moves it. He does something different. Like he tries to fucking tetris it. He tries to tetris it, right? And he puts his stuff, jams yours twisted. Right. You have no idea what's in mine.

I could have some biohazard material. And you sometimes do. I sometimes do, right? So don't touch mine and Tetris my shit. Because you could set it off. Yeah. I just don't touch my shit, man. By the way, say that to them.

Next time they're moving it, be like, ooh, that's going to trip the wire. I wouldn't do that, dude. It will go off. Yeah, so those are my things. Those are your rules. Well, how about this one? Okay.

I did a nice thing. Yeah. I did a switch. Will you switch me seats? I did a nice thing. You got your blue chew? Yeah. I did a switch me thing, you know?

Can I have my husband and I can sit the thing? Yeah. Of course. No problem. I'll do it. I'll do it. I'll do it. I'll do it.

Anytime someone asks. No big deal. Do you do? I do when they, how about this? Would you do this? Huh. If you were an aisle or a window. Sure.

And so you had to be a window, a middle to do it. It's six, how long is the flight? Six hours long. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. Six hours, that's correct. Come on. So you, so I'm the guy. This is time dependent.

Excuse me, sir. Yeah, how are you, man? Yeah, you know, we got our tickets late. And so me and my wife, we don't have seats next to each other. But if you switch to my wife, you know, she could sit next to me. So can you switch to me? please. She's got the middle. I don't. Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Oh, you're not from this country. Excuse me.

Yeah, I don't speak English right away. Right away. See, how would you handle it? Ready? Yeah. Excuse me, sir. Sir, excuse me, sir. Hi. Hey, my wife and I book tickets late and we're actually going to my mom's funeral and you think we could switch seats so I could sit next to my wife. Sir? Oh, oh my God. You know what I do in that situation? I go right to flight at the day and I go, hey, can you just move this guy because he won't know the difference.

No, no. But I did it, I did deaf and blind. Right, right, right. You weren't looking at me. I wasn't looking at you. You got to go deaf and blind. Def and blind. And then if that doesn't work,

you go a little bit of like twisty. You pull to Helen Keller. Yeah, yeah. You pulled a Keller. Yeah, so that's good. Pull a Keller. Would you pull a Keller? On a flight?

Yeah, yeah. Now, but my favorite thing to do when someone's talking you on a flight sitting next to you, I like to make up a life. If they don't know, if they've never seen me or, like, if they don't know who, they're like, what are you going to Charleston for? Yeah. It's a fun opportunity to be like, I'm an, I'm an aerospace engineer and I'm going to a conference right now.

We're actually developing a way to shoot down Chinese spaceships. Oh, wow. I'll just make shit up. Oh, that's good. It's fun. Who fucking cares. And that guy's like, whoa. Yeah, I pretend.

And then he goes and tells someone, they start a Reddit thread. And then they do. Yeah. When they asked me, I've had, like, older white dudes who asked me, like, hey, um, where's your family from? Right? And you already know what he wants to know. Oh, yeah. Because if you tell him your Korean, then he has a story. I don't want to hear it. I don't want to hear the story.

I went to Seoul. Yeah, yeah. Or like his grandfather was in the war or something. I used to exclusively date Asian women. Yeah, yeah. And who that is. So I go. Fucking George. Yeah, that's it. So I just make up a place. Oh, where are you from?

Bang Bang. You're from Bongbong. Yeah, yeah. How far is that from? Banguanese. Oh, Bongbanin. Yeah, yeah. From Bang, Bang Island.

Oh, it's an island. Yeah, yeah. And we're known for, if we want to know. I would love to. Yeah, yeah. We have a special kind of corn that we crop. Ooh, what color? Purple.

Wow. Yeah, and then we're also the best that make whistles. That's you guys? Yeah, we made whistles. We invented that. You did. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Different than regular whistles.

I imagine. Yeah, yeah. What's the sound that they make? Weep. So people have a laugh? No one's going to come save the day. Yeah, yeah. Weep.

Whip. That's it. But, so I make it. up because I don't want to get into they're fucking they want to connect with you so they try to find that thing it's cute sometimes sometimes but sometimes

I also just want to have fun because by the way when you tell them I'm a comedian or we do a podcast they don't give a fuck they're like oh really how come I've never seen your stuff and you're like well this I don't want to I don't want to I hate I hate it I hate it'll go oh you're a comedian you're friends with Napar Gatsi like you know he's the

most famous comedian in the world it's like If they don't know you, show the video, by the way, Carlos, real fast. This is my agent's fucking house. Who you know, you know my agent. Yeah. That's his home. Oh, my God. They sent that to him.

Nice place. Carlos, you're a fucking asshole. You're a piece of shit. This is nice that I have a nicer place than your agent now. Oh, my God, dude. You're a dude. By the way, back it up just a little bit. Yeah.

Just there, right there? Yeah. That's your place, that fireplace. That's the size of your place, right? Right around the fireplace? Yeah. Yeah. Wow, I texted Rayne Wilson today

Because his was just devastated Well, thank God my agent and his family And his wife got out Because I mean, dude, how terrible This is awful, bro Yeah, it's awful I texted Sebastian, his is fine Oh he is?

Oh, he is? Yeah, Whitney, I talked to her She lives away out there Yeah, she's fine though, right? She's fine, yeah, she said she's also But you know, Kalila's sister's house She said we have no home to go to Yeah, but her house

Is the only one that didn't burn down Seriously? Yeah They cried today because they bought their first house. They're in the desert, right? No, they're in El Tadena. No, now they're in the desert, yeah, yeah.

And they cried because they were the only house standing. What they don't know is that for the morning last night, I took Fiji water. You know what I mean? You did that? I did that, dude. Why Fiji? Because it's my favorite kind of water

and also they're Filipino. So I thought it was close. Right, it is near it. Yeah, yeah. My point is that I saved their house last night. Let's give it up for Bob saving this. Anyway, it was. You're a hero.

It was scary. Honestly, though, I don't know if you, because I would text your wife. Yeah. I go, what are you doing? And she's like, I'm doing the, like, we were communicating. She was packing bags. She actually went to our friend's house because there was a fire right near our house. I got so scared because I thought, oh, dude, I'm on a plane.

Like, I can't do shit. So I just had a million texts coming in. My favorite text that I got was from Stanhope. Stanhope gave me, like, I think the funniest text. Like a lot of these, like Rachel Feinstein and stuff, like Sam Marell, like, A lot of New York people. A lot of great. They texted you?

Adriena Pallucci, yeah. They didn't text me. And I'm going to have a problem all right now. They don't know where you live. Yeah, they do. Look at this. Draft Kings. Playoffs?

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Yeah, Mateo, a bunch of, you know what's so funny? Okay. So many, the New York comedy scene, man, these people are so, like, they all checked in. Rachel Feinstein just hit me just now. Never got one from her. I got one from Verzi Adrian Ippalucci

Paul Verzzi That's nice I got one from Mateo God Howie Mandel Oh that's nice I got one from

Yeah a lot of my New York Comic friends Dylan and I were talking too Because I wanted what Tim was up to Dan Soder The dog Did you get one from Rosebud Yeah of course Rosie and I were talking

Yeah And Andy Sigura Yeah talk to Tom Ronnie Chang Huh Ronnie Chang No thank you

I got a Ronnie Chang No, thank you. Yeah, that was no thing. I actually blocked him, I think. Thank God for Ronnie Chang. Yeah, I didn't get a lot. No, I didn't get. It's not that I got a good.

Yeah, yeah. It's just nice. Who else? Sam Meryl. I'm going to text him right now. No, no, no. Don't do that. Why?

Because he's not allowed to have his phone at this hour. I'm going to go Sam Marell. Can you imagine? Yeah. Dude, my favorite text, though, I got was from a Chicago friend because, you know, I'm going to Chicago in the morning. My buddy in Chicago. Hey, man, are you okay?

Yeah, we're okay, man. Thank you. Cool. Can I get a ticket for tomorrow's show? No. Yeah, you got it. Where are you going tomorrow? I'm going to Chicago. Wow.

Playing the Chicago Theater. Oh, this weekend? Saturday, yeah. Wow. Big, big moment. Big moment, dude. Sold out, I heard. It's sold out.

Yeah, yeah. It's a big thing for me, man. It's like going home, it does something to me. I can't explain how much I appreciate it. It's incredible. What are you talking about? No, it's just shocked my soul that people will come out like that. It's just nuts.

It's awesome. I'm genuinely so like, Jesus Christ. Crazy. Well, you deserve it. When I was a kid. No, I'm saying when I was a kid, dude, we went to go see, like, my mother took, my grandmother wanted to go see Phantom of the Opera. And she was like, we're going to go, we're going to Chicago theater. Like it was a big deal, like I had to fucking dress up.

Oh, wow. But now we go there, we tell. What is that about? Penis jokes. What is the Phantom of Barbara about? I know, I've seen the posters. Dun, dun dun dun dun dun. That's what it's about that.

Christine. Dun tan tan tan, da, nah, nah, nah. What is Phantom of the opera? It's a dark, twisted tale of a, you would love it, dude. But it's right up your alley. Oh, yeah. I love dark and twisted. Tell me what's about.

It's like a general. Give me a general premise. A physical reject who falls in love with this woman. And he tries to look that he's got to cover up his face because his face is all fucked up. And he's in love with this woman. But she's with another man and he's trying to get her back into his good graces. What happened to his face? Acid.

No. Acid. He went over to Saudi Arabia. Made's a couple of, uh, he was pro gay rights. That's what it's about? Yeah. Whoa. They threw ass it because he had a black girlfriend.

Wow. Did not like that in Saudi. Is there really a black woman in it? Or they just cast. What do you mean they cast? What? Do you mean was there originally black cast members? Well, I just see that photo right now, and there's a black woman.

I don't care if there is. Sounds like you do. No, I'm just, it's curious. Is it set in the South? Yeah. Is that racist? It's set in Alabama. Okay, so it's a...

Christine, you better come back to my cave. No. Look, look this up. I think it's the longest running musical in... I think it's the longest running musical in American history? Maybe it's not. What's number one?

Phantom, it is. Wow. 13,000 performances. I beat Chicago after it got revived. I saw Lion King. That was fun. What about Wicked? Do you see Wicked in theaters?

Do you see it? Hold space. Do you see the movie? Come on, bro. I have zero interest in that. Yeah, I downloaded it. I just can get myself to watch it. Why would I watch that?

You know what I did watch that I loved? Squid Games. Oh my God. You love it? I love it. It's so good. It's... I being real.

I thought it was going to be bad because I was like the first was so good. This series is going to be bad. You see it? It's so good. You didn't watch it? It's so good. Wait, wait, but time out. Let me go back.

We'll get back to Squid Games because... Okay. Okay. What do you want? I watched, and I know it's to think it's from last year or the year before, but I was catching up on how to with John Wilson on HBO. That guy's so brilliant. And I mean it.

He's so... What, you don't like it? Remember you try to term me. I saw a couple ofs. I didn't like it. Buddy, it's so good. It's such brilliant comedy, man. I don't like it.

I don't know what it is. Why don't you lie? You don't get his shit? I don't get it. Here's what it is. It's an alternative subversive look at the world of New York through this artist lens. You're such an artsy guy.

I can't believe you don't like it. Yeah, yeah. Go back to Squid. Okay, Swig games. Squid games. Yeah. Once, I'm genuinely, I'm saying this from the bottom of my heart. Once again, the fucking Asian community makes another banger.

Korean. Okay, more specific. I said Asian. Okay. But here's my problem. Why can't American fucking shows do a second run and it's just as good as the first? Why? Why can't we do that?

We don't, we fuck up all the time. You mean, like, do a better second season? Yes, we don't do. We almost, we... Well, I mean, severances should be good when it comes out. I hope. Yeah, maybe. I mean, the first was so good.

Well, who the fuck know? Who knows? Yeah. 100% season two. Got 100% rotten tomatoes? On severance? Yes. You saw it already?

It's out already? No, there is a post. Season one was great. I love that. Yeah. But I'm just saying it's like American shows, they struggle a lot with coming back with another back.

Yeah, yeah. And this show, I think, is, I'm not done. I think it's going to be just as good as the first. Well, the third one, you know who's in it? You? No. How are you not in it?

I'm not Korean. I don't speak Korean. Yeah, you fucking do. No, I don't. I'll be able to say, where's the bathroom and pussy? I mean, those are the only words right now. The only thing.

Bebimbabab, food. I've heard you say that to your mom. Yeah, yeah. Where's the bathroom, pussy? Yeah. Yeah. How do you say that as one sentence? Say, where's the bathroom?

Bionso orissa bojee. Bojee's pussy. Yeah, yeah. Bianchi orrida pojee? I'm going to South Korea. You got to come with me. Okay. Do you want to go for real?

Yeah. Let's go. No, I'm dead serious. Yeah, I just said yes. But like, can we go-go? I want to go. Why are you going? I'm going for that golf thing that I'm doing now.

I'm doing a golf show. I just got back from what? I can't go to the course with you, but I'll just go. Please. I'm not going to the course. Let me tell you something. I know you don't care. I'm just going to inflate your ego.

Yeah. I went and went to go meet a bunch of people and say hi and introduce myself because it's like the beginning. In Miami? Yeah. And dude. Who's that? Who's the amount of guys.

Who? No, no, no, no. The amount of guys that were like, yo. Nobody. It was their pro golfers. You don't know them. Okay. But the amount of guys that were like, yo, I love you and Bobby.

Oh, really? Where's Bobby? And I was like, dude, it'd be rad to bring you. Now that I know that you will go to South Korea, you have to come. I'm going to go. So the Squid games And I just do a real quick review Give me your review

What's surprising about is I was fearful about redundancy Right In your mind you're like Okay where can they go with this Because they gotta showcase The games again Yeah

But in terms of the angle And the different kind of characters I mean I really like the trans character in it Yeah she had honor Yeah she had honor dude And you know what They do have honor in life All of them

all of them the ones that I know have honor how many do you know how many trans people do you know for real yeah two and they both have honor they're so honorable they're not honorless

they're not honorless none of them lack honor no yeah they know who they are they know who they are and they know what they're doing is that what honor is let's talk about

a complete unknown too such a phenomenal film it's just a it's phenomenal but what I like about it is um it's there was a side of relief once I heard Timothy

Shalomay Talk and sing Right Like when he's By with Next to Woody in the In the Hospital

Yeah And he sings a song for Woody Right And there's a part in the song Where there's like a little bit of Hold of a note In the song You know what I mean?

Yeah And he was just so committed And he sounds so much like Bob And I began to cry Because I'm like I think he got Right. You cried in the theater.

Oh, yeah. Wow. That's Gene. Jean Hong would keep looking at me and I literally weeped. What's so funny? Were you crying like to look cool in front of Gene a little bit? Yeah. Because you knew he kept looking at you?

You think you crying in the theater to Bob Dylan would bring back? Magnum P.I. Magnum P.I. Do another season, Gene. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No. All right. No.

Because him and I had walked out of movies before. Yeah. You know, but this one we, you know, we always do a little Korean glance at each other. What? A little wink. Yeah, to see if we're going to leave. Oh. You know what I mean?

So I looked at him and I had tears in my eyes and he was very pleased, you know? Yeah, he's proud. Proud. And so, and I used to work with this girl Monica Barbaro. She was so good. Yeah, John Baia. She's so good. It's so good.

It's unbelievable. It was so hot. And the movie is. Carlos. Carlos, come on. She is. She's very pretty, but. Carlos?

Carlos' commentary is always, you know what it is? Yeah, it's degrading. It's Howard Stern in like 96. Like, we say any girl, he's like, great taste. I know. I know. It's so fun. Yeah.

She's gorgeous. Yeah. But the movie was just great and I thought. So good. Another one was gladi or two. You see it? I haven't seen it. Now, do you do the relax seats?

Did you do the, you know, the seats that go down? No, we didn't relax. So you, so. I did the unrelaxing one. See, I like to go to the, to the chill, to the, to the, to the, What is it called? See what? It's just like the lounge again.

We're going to bring it back to the lounge. The best gas lighter I've ever met in my entire life. No, I mean, honestly, it's impressive. It's impressive how much of a fucking gas lighter you are. It's like disgusting. Anybody can go to that theater. I like to be in the recliner seats because of my back. This is what gaslighting is, okay?

You have no fucking idea. Okay, if there's a light on. You think it's Cirque de Olae, you fucking. If there's a light on and I tell a woman, I go, there's no light that's and I try to convince her that the lights on. Go get some gas. Yeah. So what I'm saying to you is that...

You bring the gas. You bring up lounges and comfortable seats all the time. How's that gas lining? What? Your argument's so fucking bad. It's unbelievable. It's like it's shocking how many holes are in your bullshit. Yeah, yeah.

What are you talking about? I'd like to go to the theater to lounge. Everyone likes the fucking recliner seats. It's the best seats. Okay. They're by far the best. I don't do those. What are you talking about?

because it's not close to your house? What theater do you go to? The Grove. You go to the fucking grove? What are you so angry about? Yes, I go to the fucking grove, dude. You go to the grove. Yeah.

I know why you go to the grove. Same. I know exactly why he goes. Oh, here we go. Let's start now. It's Bobby Lee. Whoa! Hey, man, what's up?

Smoking a cigarette. Fuck you. There we go, dude. Fuck you. Fuck you, dude. That's not why, dude. Yes, it is. That's not why

Carlos and George That's not why That's not why dude Where do I go then? Where's a little relaxing seat? Do you know how many theaters there are In the fucking valley that you can go to? You know where they fucking are you liar

They're all over Burbank Burbank has three movie theaters Within a mile of one another Yeah And they're so close to your house What I love about going to the movie Smoking outside That's not why

Is that Barbie Lee? That's not why dude You love it too You love it too Anyone going to a movie theater? I want to let you know. I went to go see with my mom, Nostaroftu.

Did you like it? I have my opinions about it. All right. The empiric. You saw it? No. Okay. And what I love about going to the theater with my mom is she's so weird,

no one approaches me. I love your mom. My mom was laying down. Beautiful. You know what you wait in line to get popcorn? Just off to the side, She had just laid down because her back hurt. Let her be comfortable.

I know. And I was, me and my brother are just squatting next to her. Like, come, get up. How about this? Mom, get up, right? She said, no, no, my back, my back. Right. And we just, and no one approaches us.

Because they think, you know what I mean? They think it's either a family crisis. Family crisis or an emergency of some sort, right? But they don't approach. If her back hurts, why don't you take her to the recliner seat theater. I'm not an elitist like you. That's so funny. Elitist.

open to the public. It's literally just a movie theater. All right. Anyway, so you're back good at the theater? I had epidurals. Yeah. It feels so much better now. I had an epidural put in my back. I'm going to have another one. I got to have another one put in my fucking. Did you see Northrofto? Yeah, I loved it. You did? Yeah, it's awesome. Yeah, I watched a disturbing movie in my last movie of the flight last night. What was it called? Called a simple man? The Simple Man or A Simple Man? It's old. It's an old movie. Cohen Brothers? Yeah. A simple plan. No, simple man, I thought. Yeah.

A simple man is a combing, yeah, that's right. Stephen Parks in that. Yeah, it was really fucking tough. It's hard to watch. It was just, it just makes you fucking sad. Is it like falling down? A serious man, I apologize. I'm serious man, I'm sorry.

Yeah. It's really hard to watch. It like hurts your heart. It's about a man who, what's going on with him? Well, it starts with like a Jewish parable at the beginning. And then it goes into this man's life in the 60s, I believe, 50s or 60s. And his, his, his, I mean, everyone's shits on this. this guy. He's a professor at university. It's literally no

respect. And his wife is like leaving him for their fucking neighbor who's like a buddy. Who like comes over and he's like, you know, we're thinking about you moving out of the house and me movie. And like, and he's taking it all on the fucking chin. It's really... What is Stephen Park playing at? He's Korean. He's, he's, uh, I think he's the student, one of the students. Okay, okay. It's just a dark, look, it's beautifully done. But man, it was hard to watch. He always the dad.

He's the dad of the student. That's right. That's Steve. Wow. It was just one of those movies where you're like, it's, I, it's, But does he snap? Look at that. He's hugging his wife's lover. What? Does he snap? You can watch the movie.

I bet you could figure it out. So it's like falling down. I thought that movie was falling down. Dark, very dark. Very dark. But this is dark in a way that's like it's shot in such bright beautiful colors. I mean, bright, beautiful for the time period that it looks happy, but it feels fucking atrocious. Yeah.

And he's trying to get tenure and nobody wants him to get tenure. Life was hard, huh? It's a guy that like. Yeah, you're surprised he doesn't jump. Yeah. I thought falling down was the best representation of Los Angeles I've ever seen. Better than like swingers? Because swingers to me.

Yeah, because, you know, there was a scene where he's like going on an off ramp on the 101 or whatever. Yeah, I love that. It's so trafficy and just... He like runs on a golf course. The tone of it, it just and the just looks like L.A. to me. No, well, I mean, it feels like L.A. What about... You can just track where he's walking in L.A.

Exactly. go exactly where of those places. Well, what about, what's wrong with me? Pacino. Yeah, what about Heat? That too, yeah. Heat's so Los Angeles. I mean, like, in fact, in heat sometimes when I rewatch that movie,

I see the underpasses they're shooting at, and I'm like, I know that I used to drive under there all the time. One 10 in the. Yeah, like, that's such a great, like. Like, you see Santa Monica and Western make that kind of L.A. Where it's like, it doesn't, you can't really see that in movies. It's sort of like, it kind of looks like Mexico. Yeah, it looks like when you go to, it looks like when you go to, it looks like when

you go down to Mexico, it looks very like, what is it called, uh, uh, badios. Barrios, Hacienda. Yeah. Badios, I don't even know what I'm saying. You get a mixture of like, a lot of Hispanics. And then you also get a mixture of like tourists that I kind of made the wrong turn. Chinese tourists. Yeah.

Oh, will we? Yeah. Hey, bro, you're in a wrong fuck of hood. Can I take your picture? Yeah. Pose dog. That L.A. is dead, by the way. That L.A. is dead.

You mean? The L.A. as we know it is dead. Why? This is a red alert, red alert. After the pandemic and the fires and the strike, fucking L.A., we got to go. I hate to say it to you, buddy, but it's happening. No, no, no, it's happening 100%. We're leaving.

Where are we going? I don't give a fuck, but we're leaving. We're leaving. We got to go, dude. What are we doing anymore? Because me and you and Tim Dillon were talking about, like, we have to stay. I know. We said the exact opposite on the show.

That's the best part about podcast. Yeah, we have to. We have to be the last one standing. We should stay. I don't want to. Gavin Newsome and fucking Karen Bass and all the bullshit of this fucking city and it's never going to get rebuilt right

and they can't get Hollywood to stay what are we doing? Yeah. They fucked us up. By the way, I listened to Adam Carolla this morning talking about because this guy has, he's grew up in Los Angeles,

he's lived here his whole life. He was talking about how good luck rebuilding Malibu these people are going to have to fucking try to get permits. Good luck. Why? Good fucking love.

Because it's going to be a billion people trying to get permits the city of LA, and this city is insane with building permits. It's crazy. There's a million rules and restrictions. There's so much regulation in Los Angeles. It's going to take them forever. But what if I had a house that burned down? I have to get a building permit to rebuild my house. Of course you do. And you have to get a million different kinds of them. Wow. And never mind that. Talk about all the insurance companies that fucked over all those people. They're never, they're never going to rebuild. Even if they do, it's going to take three years before the

palisades even exists anymore. Wow. The whole city is fucked. Yeah. What are they going to do these stars and stuff. It's not just stars, dude. I mean regular people, too. Altadina. Cut that out. No, yeah, yeah, cut that out. No, cut that out.

Cut that out. No, no, no, please. It came out wrong. It came out wrong. And that's why it has to stay in. All, no, all people, no, all people. Altadina. Keep it in.

He will. Don't keep it in. No, I'm scared. It's fun. Stop. Please. Shut up. Yeah, you shut up, dude.

Let them know who you are. No, I don't know who I am. Yeah. Yeah, I'm good guy. Altadina. Altadina. Altadino's like a regular working class neighborhood. I'm sure there's some nice house there,

but it fucked up a lot of people, man. That was the misinformation of the news. People were like, this is just superstars. You're like, dude, it's fucking 30,000 acres. Exactly. So many people. What do you mean?

And it's probably, look at the total acreage that's been burnt in Los Angeles County. And by the way, we're doing this podcast while it's happening. More than Manhattan. It's bigger than Manhattan is burned. Wow. Wow.

And we're doing this while it's on fire still right now. Yeah. People at home. Just the palisades is over. 17,000 just the Palisades. Also, can they do this? You know what happened? I called you two hours ago, right?

Wow. Yeah. So they did a evacuation alert on everyone's phone. Two hours, did you get that? On accident, yeah. On accident, though. Don't do that.

Don't do that. Who's the guy like, watch this, John? You know what I mean? And then the fucking, like, who's in charge of that? One idiot. Sitting in a room being like,

oh shit. That scared the shit on me. But imagine if you and I had that, we'd be like, do it. Oh, my God. Don't do it. You get fired. Yeah, right away.

Yeah. You know how many fucking, what are they called? Amber Alerts I just let out. But I would do Amber Alert or one of our, for one of our friends' cars. Do you know what I mean? Someone's car that we know at the comedy store. Yeah, yeah. Yeah.

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No. No, no, no. Oh, okay. This isn't your mom's house. As you got successful, your skin cleared up. Really? Did I have bad skin? No. Before, like, you almost have perfect skin now.

That is so weird. You look happier. Maybe that's what it is. No, there's something about your fucking skin, dude. Really? I swear I can see the flaws now. Really? Yeah.

I thought I used to have perfect skin and now I'm stressed, you know? Yeah. What are you stressed about? Just stuff, life, you know? You're killing it. You got a baby? No, no baby. Well, then what are you stressed about?

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Your ex-girlfriends are girls I couldn't even get, I don't think. No, come on, Bobby. That's the fucking truth. Let's talk truth and let's talk gospel. Let's talk gospel and truth, babe. Thank you. What I'm saying to you is that the gurus, I've seen your ex-girlfriends. Do it like the gospel.

Do it in gospel tone. Give me an example. Have seen your ex-girlfriend. Oh, yeah, I've seen. Here we go. I've seen your ex. girlfriend and they come from the depths of the earth within each other and the prince of korea has come with his clear skin and his eyes a purple white yeah i appreciate this makes me feel good

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No, man. No, man. No, man. You were, that was a... I'll tell you why! That was a really... You're the aura, my young man. I'll tell you why.

All right? It's because we went to Aquafina's New Year's Pop-A. That's true. Breach. Right? And I came late. He came late. I came late.

But he was like the headliner coming in. No. I'm not going to do the voice. We walk in. who's on the dance floor Was it me dancing? You were dancing Like a little butterfly

I was trying Okay Like a little cream butterfly Right And and you were the flame We were the moths No No

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You didn't come to us We came to you On the dance floor We took a photo With you on the dance floor Which means You're the light Right

And we're the mom Yeah, that sounds like it That's interesting, that's how you saw it Because how I saw it was you arrived Yeah And then you were Like there's a beautiful woman next to you And she was very doting

And every time I'll talk to you Or like, you know, I'll talk to her She was like, I gotta go Bobby's right there, I gotta take care of him You were like the king She's my concubine Yeah, there you go, boom That's it.

Yeah Were there any whites at the party Other than the one There's some whites He's always with the white What is up with you in the whites? As of late. He loves the whites.

As of late. I don't mean he loves the whites. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, no, no. I'm into authenticity. I dated black girls, Asian girls, you know, white girls. I think that with my ex-girlfriend was very white. Yeah.

So I think people just assumed that. But also, I don't know, like growing up in Hong Kong when everyone was Asian, like white people was exotic to me. Like how white guys here obsess over Asian girls because it's exotic. Certain kinds of white guys. Maybe. Yeah. Yeah.

Weirdo white guys, too. Yeah, yeah, creepy white. Like George. Yeah. Yeah. Take one look at that guy. Tell me his wife is Asian. For sure.

100%. 100%. For sure. It's a kind of white guy that's obsessed with it. Now, I find Asian women beautiful, but there's a certain kind of white guy that like obsesses over Asian women. Yeah. He is?

He does? Oh, my. No, but okay, I'm going to ask you a question. There you go. Mark Zuckerberg. Yeah. Yeah. She placed a violin.

She's a violinist, I think. Yeah. It's always fucking weirdo white guys, dude. It's always white girls on Raya that I match with. You know what it always says? What? in common with Jimmy O Yang. No, come on, man.

It says it right there. I see it. Come on. Damn, dude. Do you know her? I do not know her. Come closer. You do know her.

He does. I do know her. Yeah, yeah. Let me see. Let me see his girl. That's girlfriend? No, no, no, no, no. Okay.

How do I see her photos? Oh, sure. That's hilarious. Wait. Wait, Bobby, did you talk to her? Well, I forgot to read the Jimmy Yang part, so I did say hi This is how you know she loves Asian guys Bruce Lee is one of her profile photos

I know Bruce Lee is one of her profile photos But that's a good tell That's like you're in No, but that's- And Jackie Chan I know, I understand that I'm not exaggerated

I swear to God it is right So but she this is what I find Because I want to say this One time I saw you Damn you look good dude What? Me?

Wow, hot guy. Let me look. Fucking hot, dude. So one time you were at the improv, this is years ago. Uh-huh. And you had a girlfriend, right? Uh-huh. She dressed in an Asian thing.

She was a white girl. Really? Yeah, and then she also had a, her purse had like pearls in it, but it looked like, you know, the green jady, you know what I mean? It looked like an Asian bag. For real? Yeah. So I'm wondering with this girl, I think you're the influence. Oh.

Once they meet you, they become more Asian. And then now, you mean, it opens them up to our market. That's, you know what? Let's put that out there. Yeah, you know? She was already predisposed to Asian, dude. Yeah. Jimmy is the once you go black.

Jimmy's the once you go yellow. Yeah, yeah. You bang Bobby Lee awesome. You know, that's, that's the thing. Once you go yellow, you find yourself another Asian fellow. That's right. I think that's what it is. That's it.

You're the opening. So, you know, because I felt that too. where I've like gated a white girl and then they were like, you go to their house and you go, oh yeah, they're prone to us.

Yes, yes, yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah. There's like a poster of like Moulon or something. Maritou.

Anime. Yeah. And then there's like, you know, a lot of bamboo and bonsai trees. Those Chinese stress balls. Yeah, those are those.

Yeah. George has those this dinner table. 100%. It's a different time though. I feel like now with so much representation, like with Squid Games,

BTFs, everything. Too much. Who isn't into Asians? Like I wish I grew up like I won at high school and middle school now. I think of a different game. Some of them are not. And you've, you've seen them to have you not? I think so. I think so. But they just won't. They

won't do it. What are you talking about? Some white girls, they just won't cross that line. Some girls in general are just not interested. I'm saying it's like a, you're making. I just don't like the way you said it. Some women. Yeah, why did you say it like that? Some women aren't interested, period. It has nothing to do with you being Asian. They're just not interested. They're not interested in my type. Your type. is not because your your type is specific. You know. Wait, wait, wait, wait.

Wait, wait. Wait, my type. Are you fucking, yeah. Are you fucking telling me what? That you and I are two completely different categories? Yes. Yeah, so tell me what the category I'm in. I don't, Andrew, Andrew.

As the Carlos, somebody, I mean, third person point of view. Here's what I would say. Yeah. Jimmy is. I understand. He's a starter on Arsenal, and you're in the locker room, and you're there, and you're cheering on the boys, and you're on the team. But you're not on a midfield.

By the way, this is, is that what you're saying? He's a superstar. That's not what I was saying. He's a superstar. That's not what I was saying. The kid's a fucking superstar. No, come on, guys. We know he is.

100% is. He is. You guys are you doing better than me? What are you guys talking about? That's not true. You own your own studio. You own podcast. You have staff. You have staff of white people.

Well, first of all, he's actually half Mexican. So that's, we got points for him. Carlos, I heard about you, man. One of my best friend, PJ, a big fan of the podcast, says you like glory holes. He loved. That's the glory hole king, baby. It's getting around, right? Yeah. Yeah. I'm glad it's getting around. Yeah. And you know what? Honestly, you're here, let's let's squash this now. Your appeal for women is just different than yours. You get plenty of beautiful women. They're just different kinds of women. I get it. I've accepted it.

Right. I'm not fighting against the Because I've seen Jimmy O.A. Beautiful women with you. Yeah, no. But what I'm saying is that I have to say that he's still in a different category. Yep. So we're Carlos and I. But when we get casted, we're in the same category. That's my problem. No one's casting

you guys in the same. You guys are no fucking casting. So I was out for the Joe Koi part. Did you do that part? Well, I produced that movie. Easter Sunday. It's his fucking movie. Which part? The one Asef Ali ended up playing?

What? The bad guy part. No, there was a part that he said he had written for me that I got off and I said I couldn't do it because I was doing borderlands. Oh, I think there was a part. Yeah. I don't know. It wasn't my part. Okay.

Because my part, I couldn't do another part. So I was like, I'll come for a day. Okay. But I've also been in other situations where Jimmy O-Yang got the part and I didn't get it. But that's just because it's. But it was for the same part was I'm saying that he beats me out. They just want to see how. So if we're in the same category, right when it comes to.

I think that's a very broad, like, it's, it's, it's not, it's Hollywood's issue that at times were in the same category. Correct. Because if Santino and like who will be, I don't know, like another white guy that would be totally different guy. Like you and me and Anthony Jesselnik aren't going to go out for the same fucking role. Yeah, yeah, exactly. Or like you and Patton Oswald could go off for different roles, but you guys are very different people

or you and Ryan Gosling pick off with them. I'm not saying you're, you know, I'm just saying. Yeah. No, you're right. It's all very different people. And sometimes it's just people are dumb. Like the category could also just be Asian funny guys or whatever, right? Like, oh, whatever.

It's different. You okay, Bobby? He's a little shocked. He's a little stunned. He got a little hit. He got a hit. I'm good. I'll agree with you.

Well, also. No, no, stop. Well, you're also different in age. I mean, Jimmy's 37 years old. And also Korean and Chinese, very different, you know. Well, that part I don't know about. I understand that. I understand that.

I know we're different. Yeah, he's Chinese. You're right. Do you know what I mean? I take that back. Thank you. I'm older. Also, be nice to the Chinese.

I love the Chinese. Just be nice. I love that stuff. Just be nice. Okay. Because he gets on his little high horse and he doesn't. Oh, you think that I... What's the high horse?

What's the... He starts spouting hatred about China. He'll do it. So it'll just crack one open and start flying off the handle. I mean, you guys don't know how to wait in line. See? How do what? Wait in line.

We talked about it earlier. Like in mainland China somewhere. Everywhere. Oh, no, here. Everywhere. Paskin Robbins. It doesn't matter where it is. Chinese be skipping lines, dude.

Oh, for real? Yeah. Chinese be skipping. I mean, you guys are the ones that we go, oh, my God, there they go again. I can't support that stereotype. Maybe in certain parts of China. They'd be skipping. Chinese people skipping line.

Do skipping in line. Skipping line. Look at all those people skipping in line. They're all skipping in line. somebody. Or what are your quams about Chinese? My quams? Yeah.

Is that a Chinese word? What's quams? Is that a real word? Yeah, quams is good. Yeah, yeah. My issues? What are your issues about Chinese? Do you have any?

What's my quam with Chinese? People? Anything about it, the culture. Let's start with the food. Okay, how about this? I can't do that. Chinese food is really good. It's good.

I like it a lot. I really like Chinese food. Yeah, like what's this Cantonese stuff and Sheswan? You know what I mean? Like pick one thing, you know what I mean? Sash one. Love Sash. No, what do you mean?

Hatter the better. I think Chinese is hard to, Chinese food is hard because I really love that. Yeah. But when it's bad, it's bad. How about this one? The language we've talked about, the language is harsh. It's sharp.

It's strange. Well, which one? There's also a lot. Well, Mandarin. Okay. What's the one that you are? I can speak a few. That's fucking arrogant.

I'm not saying that. No, no, because I grew up in Hong Kong, but my parents speak Shanghai-Hinese. Okay, so if I'm in Hong Kong, Let me... Cantonese will be in Cantonese. So, Cantonese.

Yeah, yeah. Say something in Cantonese. I'm going to see if it's harsh. How about this? Say, say, hey, you guys, save me a seat when you get to the restaurant in that world.

Let me find a team Dang a second. See, it's like, Jesus, fucking Christ. All right. It's like a machine going off. Yeah. Now listen in Korean, save me a seat when you get there.

What? In Korean, save me a seat. I don't know how to say that. Make it up, fuckhead. Oh. Very nice. I'm going to save a seat. He's saying it very softly.

That's bullshit. He's like, I have never heard that tone on Twitch games. That's how they talk. That's how we talk. It's like, they're on the run for their life. They have to be yelling.

Give me the Korean. Let's hear it. That's Korean. Here we go. Pretty similar. Yeah, that's a period. Yeah. Do they have Cantonese?

They might not have Cantonese. They might just put Mandarin in it. Yeah, let's go. Oh, there you go. It's Cantonese. Let's hear it. That's new. They don't have it.

God bless. Because they don't have enough Because they can't get a voiceover guy That has a harsh Go Mandarin No Just do Chinese traditional Let's go Chinese

MAN MAN Simplified There you go Traditional or simplified There you go Ow Ow ow ow ow Is that so nice

You know what they had to put it With a woman's voice Just to make a song Yeah why is that What is that Yeah It's just an aggressive thing You know

And you know What's up with Tai Chi Is that a martial arts or is it a meditative thing that you're doing? It's a little bit of both. I've never seen anyone fight anyone with Tai Chi.

I don't think you fight it. It's an exercise. Yeah, dude. How is this a martial arts, dude? There's no way to do it. See, that's the opposite aggressive. That is true. There's no Asians more aggressive than Korean, I think.

I don't care how long. Koreans will kick your ass. Yes, they will. For good or for bad. I don't never forget that. I don't ever, I don't fuck with you, Bob. Yeah, don't fuck with me, okay? What about Japanese, though?

Japanese got some wild motherfuckers. I don't know a lot. There's not a lot of authentic Japanese people in L.A., I feel like. I like Japan. I like to experience. What does that say about Japanese that they don't want to live in L.A.? That's interesting because there's a lot of Korean and a lot of Chinese here, but not a lot of Japanese. Yeah.

Why not? I don't know. You think it's a superiority thing? Because a lot of, he always says they have a superiority complex. I never said that. Yeah, you do. You say that like they're. That's insane.

What do you mean? We have that on tape. You say they think they're the best. You say that all the time. They are the best. Okay, what the fuck? What are we saying then? I just said what you said.

Okay. You said they have a superiority complex. They think that they're complex. They think that it was a legitimate accident. But don't you think that they're perceived as the best or no? What do you think, Jimmy? I think it's because they project that. I think they run their country very well.

There's a good sense of respect there. There's a high-speed railway. That's a very good one. You know, I think logically they're doing pretty good. I'm a big fan of Japan. Yeah, big fan of Japan. By the way, I'm going to Hong Kong for the first time. Are you touring there?

No, I'm doing a, I'm doing like a new show that I'm doing So I'm going to go there for a couple of days Is that when you're going to go to Korea that same time? We're going to go to Korea right after Okay Yeah Oh, what kind of show is this? Like a travel show?

No, it's like there's like a alternative golf league And I started like a little show that I'm doing with them Where I'm talking like a walk and talk with players And we just goof around and get like a glimpse of their life That's the dream I do It's a big dream for him For me it actually genuinely is

Do you play golf? I can't Me either. I don't have the patience Me either good I'm too angry Two Chinese Yeah, two Chinese

Two Chinese. Two Korean, two Chinese. Do you think you could beat me in ping pong? Probably. That's you guys' golf. You know, well, ping pong is Asian golf. Ping pong is a weird thing because, first of all, people assume I'm good at ping pong. And I used to be really good because I trained when I was a child in Hong Kong.

But now it's really shameful because I haven't played in so long. People assume I'm good and I'm actually not good. I can't look good playing. But you just said that you could beat me even though you're not going to fuck yourself. No, if I, you know, I can beat you. You, yeah, okay. By the way, by the way, he crossed his leg so eloquently as he said, yeah, I probably probably could beat you.

This is a very uncomfortable chair. What do you guys want me to do? I know, because I was leaned up. I don't want your audience to be like, oh, he seems uncomfortable with him. Bird Christa sat in that chair. You know? That's right. Really?

Jack Black sat on that chair. A lot of famous people. A lot of famous people sat on that chair. Wow. Machine gun Kelly. Sat in that chair. The pink one, right? Yeah, pink one.

Oh, sorry about that. Stay in the blue one then. Yeah, yeah. How's your show, by the way? Everyone seems to absolutely love your show. And Tierie China, yeah, man. It was awesome. I think from what I hear, you know, they haven't shared the numbers with us,

but from what I hear, people are really liking. Chloe Bennett's on that? Chloe Bennett, Ronnie Chang's on it. And our good friend Lisa Gilroy, who we love so very much. She is amazing, right? Number one, dude. Yeah. Chloe Bennett, look at that.

Ronnie Chang. We love us from Ronnie Chang. And that's Alan. No, that's Charles Yu. Oh, I couldn't see. Zoom in. Showing in. Showrunner, and that's Taika.

That guy's great. That's great. Good for you, dude. This is amazing. It's huge. It's on Hulu, right? Yeah, it's on Hulu. Amazing. Yeah.

We love Hulu. We love Hulu. We love Hulu. We got specials coming out on Hulu. Oh, really? Both of you? Yeah. Oh, maybe I should do one.

Wait, Bobby, I thought you're, the first piece of advice Bobby told me when I was coming up, he was like, don't ever do a stand-up special. Save your material, and then you can tour with the same material in colleges for 20 years. 30. Yeah? 30. Yo, that was sound advice. You know, he's like, why would you want to do a special?

And then now you have to write an whole new hour. We literally just talked about it. I took that to heart, man, you know? Did what? You didn't go by my fucking suggestion. You've done a few. I seriously, I swear, like when I said, okay, I'll do one and I'll quit. And I said, I'll do my second one for this amount of money and I'll quit.

Then, you know, it's just too fun, man. This is what we do. Yeah. There's so much fun. Bobby, this is your... Well, how many specials have you done there? None. So this is your first one.

This is huge. Yes. Yeah, it's a big deal. This is huge. It's just okay. Yeah. Wow. When is it coming out?

We don't know yet. Okay. Wait, we do. He filmed the end of this year. Oh, okay. I can't believe that I gave you that suggestion. It's sound advice. Yeah, but you didn't go with advice.

Only 10 years later. Yeah, yeah. But him going against your advice worked out pretty well for him. I think we did it when you were in. I remember the day. It was when I was living in the apartment on beach. When I did Tiger Belly. Yeah, yeah.

That's when I gave you the advice. Yeah, I don't remember now. The Beachwood days. Where are you living now? You're still in Los Angeles, aren't you? Yeah. Is your house okay? Yeah, yeah.

Were you scared last night? I was. I went to K-town. And they didn't evacuate my place, but I'm like, dude, let me just go to the hotel in K-town, grab all my stuff. Yeah. What are you going to do, man? Are you staying L.A.?

I don't, I, you know what I like? I like Vancouver. Whoa. I've shot a couple things in Vancouver. Yeah. It's really nice. Great Chinese food. it's so expensive

But I mean it's expensive anywhere No No you're not in fucking Idaho Right Montana Right but see these are places Great for you Like

Yeah yeah yeah yeah You know what to me good thank you It's good for you And back in the day This whole country was great for people like me And then we let you guys in Yeah Because everyone's like why don't you move to Texas

Why don't you move to Nashville whatever I'm like That's not right for me. It's okay for you. No, no, it's fine. You're killing Texas. I like it. Just like I like it here.

I can, you know, assimilate. I can make all kinds of, all my friends of different ethnicities, but like Vancouver, like I just felt like home. I felt like Hong Kong. It's very, very Chinese. And I felt there's a weird, like,

familiarity and safeness and the food just makes sense to me there. Yeah. Canada's great. Here's the thing about why it's anywhere else, okay? It's not that they have hatred. is that they don't see people like us often. Like when I was in Butte, Montana, shooting that movie.

Yeah. I was at an AA meeting, okay? And some guy was pouring coffee in people's glasses. The guy came out to me and goes, hey, man, sorry we don't have any green tea. That's a very accommodating one. Right, and I go. It's actually pretty polite. I drink coffee, too, man.

You know what I mean? We know, but what happens when you do drink coffee? Don't you guys turn. You guys all right, hi, all the time, man. I don't want you Kung Fu and. Yeah, yeah. Don't be kung fu. It's somebody that, like, doesn't, isn't around us that often.

And then they just want to be nice. That's right. But it comes out, you know what I mean, a little racist. But I don't mind that. It's just people are just trying to acclimate themselves to us. Yeah, it's not malicious. It's not malicious. I don't feel bad after that happens, but I feel like could I really be friends with this man?

Maybe. Maybe. It'll be hard. It will be an uphill battle, you know. Well, we're going to, we're leaving. We're moving. We're not moving. Central in the United States.

And it's Missouri. We're going to Missouri. It's the most central state in the United States. So we're going to Missouri. I'll go to Las Vegas. That's it. Let's go. 100% let's go.

100% let's go. Yeah. Tax free. Dude, fuck this place. Let's get the fight. Let's go to Vegas. I think you'd be better, huh? Let's do it.

We can get, how about this? I'll do this. Keep our houses here. No, fuck this place. Let's get out. I love my house. Keep your house. Are you guys safe?

The house's good. Yeah, we're good. We're good. Yeah, yeah. He's lucky. He, the fire was right near him. Yeah, we're very lucky. Wow.

You guys are in the hills. It's different for you guys are threatened all the time. Us are in the flats. We're not that. We're not threatening as much. If I call, this is new, if I call Asians, my Asian sister's sisters.

No. What I'm asking you is, what's the problem all, pour for more? Well, I'll tell you. That is a black cultural nickname for black women. Sisters. You don't do that.

You guys don't do that. Can I say brothers then? Absolutely not. Well, you can say, like, in Korean, isn't it, Heng, right? Yeah, him. Like, we can say some, like, and, and like, uh, Ghele, you know, in, in Mandarin.

So maybe, yeah, yeah, yeah, maybe we gotta bring that back. No. Oh, so we can't even, we can't even, we can't even reference. You know, wait, we can't even reference our Asian friends. Female friends. Female friends. As anything remotely sister or anything like that. No.

And let me tell you something, pal. You want to do that in Vancouver? You can't. But here in my country. Yeah. No, I think it's just a, it's a black cultural thing that when I hear somebody non-black go like, like my sisters or brothers, I'm always like, no, I don't do that. That's a black thing, dude.

That's theirs. You're going to take more stuff from black people? But no, but like, is that what you know? Brother. You know? Yeah. There's a white people like, tell me about all right. Brother.

Brother. Yeah, brother. It's because he does it with, well, he's also said the N-word a few times on tape. They have him They caught him Right No you know what it is It's it's

It's just I can't have Asians do it again That's what I'm saying Can't have and do it again You guys did it with Black Lives Matter You overtook them You did stop Asian hate You remember

Two different incidents Don't even start it Two different incidents Black Lives Matter was humming along They were moved That train was chugging along And then here comes Stop Asian hate

Stopped it right and it's tracked You remember remember and everyone forgot about it. Yeah, yeah. All right. So well, Jimmy and I, when we go back to the meeting Yeah, when you go back. We have our meeting once a month. Yeah. You know what I mean? And you know, Stephen, you, everyone goes. Yeah. And we have some of our... Can I call them sisters now? But like,

like, Aquafina, one of our sisters, we're going to change the lingo. That's the lingo now. Just give it. We'll come up with a new word. But right now... Give it an Asian word. What? We'll give it a word. What was the thing you said in Mandarin? Um, uh, uh, May may is, uh, little sister. And then, uh, caca is older brother. You know, there's different. Yeah, your may me's and your cuckas.

And that's not, that sounded, that sounded kind of cool. You guys, Chinese. Yeah, well, then be Chinese, bud. You're going to be thin. Oh, you, I want to, oh, you know what, dude, I'll be Chinese. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Or you can be, you can be young. Young. Okay, good. You are young. But now what you're saying, Jimmy, is we have to memorize every fucking Japanese, what fucking brother and sister means all that. I'm not going to do all that. You're not hanging out with.

Japanese people. We already talked about this. Okay. Or Vietnamese. Like, what's the Vietnamese? Not hanging out with them either. I am. No, you're not. For you, it's, it's Korean, Chinese, Filipino. Those are the three. I don't know what you're doing right now, but I don't like it. It's working. I don't like it. Let's go backwards. Obviously, you can call, obviously you can call them sisters. I'm fucking joking. Jesus Christ, what show are we on? But the Stop Asian hate thing was funny. It was funny. That was good. That was good.

It's fucking funny, dude. Yeah. Well, let me say this. Jimmy O. Yang is the best. Probably one of the greatest comedian, friends, actors, performers, souls in the comedy business. We love you so very much. You're so nice. I think you're one of the greatest out there. Known you for a long time. Funny dude.

Great dude. You seem to not really miss a stride. You're pretty good. You're pretty good, man. And you guys, man. I tell Bobby this every time, bro. I fucking look up to this guy. Don't.

Ever since I was young. My dad was about to buy a ticket. to the improv on a night that I wasn't going to be there but you were there. He was like, I'm going to go watch my hero, Bobby Lee. I want to meet your dad. Yeah, well, are you coming to the show at the forum? Yeah, I am. Yes, please.

When is that? Well, you're playing the forum? Yeah. Yeah, and he asked me to do a little set. February 28th, we're going to, I would invite, I love you, but I'm trying to make it like an Asian thing for my brothers. Oh, I don't. I'm sorry.

For your mungs and your pythops? Oh, is there? Are there other Asians you asked to be on it? Who else is on it? Yeah, do you? I don't want to give away the whole lineup. I'll tell you later. So let's promote some of the things, Jimmy.

So you have the TV show on Hulu? Interior Chinatown on Hulu. He's going to, the forum, you're playing? Yeah, the forum, L.A., February 28th. February 28th? Yeah, I might be doing it. Yeah. Bobby Plymouth, yeah.

Number three, what else? Your Instagram handle, what is it? It's Jimmy O. Yang. Jimmy O. Yang? And please support our brother here. He's one of the best. I've always loved him. He's one of the greatest.

So go see him. If you're in L.A., come see him at the forum February 28th. Jimmy Oyang.com. Jimmy O'Mney.com. I own many websites. I own plenty of fish sauce.com. I own a celebdicksize.com. They all just redirect to my side.

Awesome. So Chinese of you. So advantageous. We're going to buy all the website. It's brilliant. Do you ever get one last question, if I may, wrap it up? Have you ever had a white girl see your penis?

and be surprised how big it is. Thank you for being a bad friend.