Bad Friends - We're Leaving LA w/ Jimmy O'yang

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Starting point is 00:00:35 Minneapolis, Minnesota. I'm doing four shows that's where I'm shooting my special. I'm so very excited. Go to Andrew Santino calm for those tickets Andrew Santino.com to our bad friends. com. These two idiots. You two are disgusting. We're bad friends. Dude, did you fall asleep last night? No, bro.

Starting point is 00:00:57 Yeah, you did. No, I liked your. No, you have that today. You liked it. No, no, I like you're saying that I could have died. No, I liked it at four in the morning. I promise you. No, I could see the phone right now. Yeah, you could see it. No, no, I like- So you're saying that I could have died. No, I liked it at four in the morning, I promise you. No, I could see the phone right now. Yeah, you could see it. Well, what can you see?

Starting point is 00:01:10 That I did it at four in the morning, I know- Oh, God, I could have died last night. You definitely couldn't have died. He. He could have died last night. No, he could have killed me. Well, he's sick right now too, which is- Are you sick? Yeah.

Starting point is 00:01:19 From the fires, dude, it's the smoke. No, he's sick, you know he's sick. Those are meth- Meth nose, meth nostrils. I've never done meth. Those are mosteroles those are meth nostrils. Yeah Bobby texted me at three in the morning saying like doors were unlocked and to come in if the fire hits. That's sexy. No it's not. No that's not sexy. It's not sexy. No I thought that was sexy. No I had everything set up I had the cat crates everything set up. And I liked it an hour later. I could have died like because I fell asleep knowing that you were my garden angel and I could have died.

Starting point is 00:01:48 Angels need to take naps. You say, so last night, what happened? Garden angel? Garden angel, dude. Like he lives in the garden? He just tried to. My little garden angel. He's a garden angel, dude.

Starting point is 00:01:58 He's a London dude. He is, kinda. So last night, when time did you get in? I kept texting you on the flight. Texting you from the sky. I landed at 10.35. My God. Oh wow.

Starting point is 00:02:11 I saw the smoke the whole way, it was wild. Wow. I saw the fires the whole way. Last night, I texted Carlos because I was so tired, I go, so I'm gonna fall asleep, but just in case, if it gets out of control I'm gonna leave my bedroom door open. Yeah and then wake me up well I have

Starting point is 00:02:33 bags packed. Yeah. Get the cats in the cradle. Cats in the cradle and the silver spoon. LA is on fire and it's Newsome's fault. Yeah, yeah. So, um, is that mayor we have? Where are you going to? Hey, Los Angeles, this is Mayor Karen Baird. Yeah, where are you going, baby? She's done, dude. She's done, dude, right? Yeah. She's cooked.

Starting point is 00:02:55 She's done, dude. Why? She stayed silent there, interviewing her. Dude, that was crazy. Yeah, yeah. They were like, Sweet British guy's like, Madam Mayor, have you got anything to say to the people of Los Angeles?

Starting point is 00:03:04 You cut, you know, the fire department fund and all that stuff and she kept quiet but last night, right? So I'm like I felt I fell asleep. I'm like, okay Carlos has me this morning He liked my thing and so which means that he had self slept through it So if my house is on fire, I'd be dead you'd be dead, but I was texting you the whole night I texted you back and forth. In fact, I got a call from Kalyla. How many calls did you get from Kalyla? Yesterday. Two.

Starting point is 00:03:32 Well, I got a call mid flight and I texted, I was like, I can't answer, I'm on a plane. Yeah. By the way, why can't I answer, I'm on a plane? Can't they just make it available for us to take a call on a plane? It'll interfere with the radio. No, it won't.

Starting point is 00:03:42 There's no way that's gonna happen. There's no way. There's no way. There's no way. There's a lot of things they should, like closing the windows when you're landing. What's that all about? Give me a break. I know why they do that.

Starting point is 00:03:52 Why? So when it's on fire, you can't see. You can't see it. So no one panics? Yes, you don't panic, right? Here's another one. Tray table, why does that have to? Be up.

Starting point is 00:04:01 Up or down or whatever, whatever. It shouldn't matter. Yeah. And by the way, if the plane crashes, the tray table, I want it to, whomp, cut me in half. I know. Let it sever me in half.

Starting point is 00:04:09 Well, no, it would hit your head because they want you to bend over. Well, they want you to eat your own balls. It's such a weird, they like tuck your head in your lap. Another one. Here's another one that drives me crazy. Give it to me. I feel like we're doing hacky road stuff.

Starting point is 00:04:20 What is up? We're driving and flying. Was that Seinfeld? Not good. Well you just did it. That was my day. What's the deal with flying? Yeah what's the deal with flying? Anyway another one is some of you poor folk,

Starting point is 00:04:36 some of you poor folk might not know this one. Okay. Let me see if you can guess, all right. You can have the waist, right? But what else do they want in first class sometimes? What are you talking about? Have the waist? The waist, seatbelt.

Starting point is 00:04:50 Yeah. Right? There's another thing they tell you to do. Sit up straight? Shoulder one. Oh, the strap one? Yeah, yeah, yeah, double strap. It's like, I'm already this. Why do I need that?

Starting point is 00:05:01 Yeah, they need, we want this too. Because you fold in half. Oh, is that what it is? Yeah, you fold in half. I don't, what it is? Yeah, you fold in half. I don't, you know what, there's no logic to it, but I will say this. You can't tell me, we have people that live in space, right? We have someone that lives at an international space station.

Starting point is 00:05:13 They live in space. You can't tell me the plane can't have a separate radio from me taking a phone call? Dude, that's a good point, dude. What are you talking about? Write a letter, dude. I'm going- Karen Bass.

Starting point is 00:05:22 Will you start to write a letter to Karen Bass? Write a letter to Karen Bass, dude. Dear Karen Bass. Yeah. Why can't you figure this radio playing stuff out? Okay, I have another one. Get it. The fucking seatbelt sign's on, right?

Starting point is 00:05:33 Yeah, ding. You have diarrhea. Every flight. Me too. Literally every flight. So I get up, right, and then the stewardess goes, what do you call them? Flight attendant goes, you have to sit, right?

Starting point is 00:05:45 And I go, but you're standing. Yeah. Cirque du Soleil. Whoa. You think you have better balance than me, Cirque du Soleil? Cirque du Soleil, but yes. Whatever, right? No, no.

Starting point is 00:05:56 I bet you money, I wanna see the stewardess. Cirque du Soleil? Yeah, I wanna see it. Ole! Ole! She does a flip. Ole! I wanna look her in the eyes and go,

Starting point is 00:06:04 I bet you money, lady. Or she's talking to the guy. Or sir. Sir, whatever. Who knows? Right? If we were on one of those longs in the leg, I would win.

Starting point is 00:06:13 100%. Right? Don't pretend that you're log champion. You're not. You know that one? You know that one? That's a log champion. Look at my form, dude.

Starting point is 00:06:21 Look, look, look, look. Look at my form! Now it's going backwards. Now switch, switch. So, I did. You know how they go switch, they go forward and they go backwards. So what I'm dude. Look, look, look, look. Look at my form! Now it's going backwards. Now switch, switch. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I'd say- You know how they go switch, they go forward, and they go backwards. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:06:29 So what I'm saying is that no, if you're standing, I stand. If you're standing, I stand. Don't you think? Stand up for your right to fight. Right. Well, do you have any other flight ones? I'll tell you one right now, because this is crazy. Okay.

Starting point is 00:06:39 And this applies to everybody. They entice you on these frequent flyers. You know, they're like, ooh, you get miles, right? Like it means shit. It doesn't mean shit. It doesn't mean diarrhea. They lie. So here's what happens.

Starting point is 00:06:51 I'm in terminal five. I'm about to fly on JetBlue because it shares it with American. I've fly to American my whole career. We've been on the road. You know why? Because you're an American. God bless, God is good.

Starting point is 00:07:00 God bless America. No, but look, I've been an American customer because my dad was when we traveled a lot. Now I've switched a lot back and forth, but I have over a million miles on American. Over a million, right? And check this out. I politely go to the lounge and I say to the woman,

Starting point is 00:07:19 hey, I know I'm not traveling American today. I'm traveling JetBlue, it's the same terminal, they don't have a lounge, but I wanna get something to eat because I haven't eaten, I'm running around, today. I'm traveling JetBlue, it's the same terminal, they don't have a lounge, but like I want to get something to eat because I haven't eaten, like I'm running around, I haven't eaten. I go, is it cool if I go in there? Because I'm a, and she goes, you have to fly American.

Starting point is 00:07:32 I go, can I show you my, my loyalty or whatever? And she's like, no, I don't care. And I have the card and I was like, no, I mean, just please, can I just get like a coffee and something to eat? I haven't eaten all day. She's like, no, you have to be flying American. And I said, I have over a million miles.

Starting point is 00:07:47 What else do you want me to do? Dude, I give your company so much money every year. I'm not saying I'm entitled, but it's like, dude, cut me a break, can I get a coffee and a fucking donut? I fly with you guys a million fucking miles a year. I don't want to fight with you. Start it. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:08:03 Start it. I don't want to fight with you. No, start it. I don't want to start another fire. No, start it. I don't want to fight with you. Start it. Yeah. Start it. I don't want to fight. No, start it. I don't want to start another fire. No, start it. I don't want to start another fire. Start one in this room. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Starting point is 00:08:11 And then we'll get an alert. By the way, we get an alert on our phone. Man, man, Bobby goes, who telling the whole city to evacuate? I was like, read it. I was mentioning common things that normal people go through, right? And you had to throw in your-

Starting point is 00:08:24 Oh, the first class strap was a common thing, you fucking liar? You fucking liar? This is what the fans don't know. You're a fucking liar. No, you're a liar! We started off by saying the poor people, liar. I never said that!

Starting point is 00:08:36 Yeah, you fucking did. Roll the tape. Oh yeah, I did. Yeah, he did. Here's what he does. He plays this victim card and the fans think like, poor, innocent Bobby. Dude, he's a brat.

Starting point is 00:08:44 You guys don't know shit You guys are so out of your element and by the way everybody can get access to a lounge That's not like a privileged thing if you travel with an airline enough you can go to the lounge It doesn't matter how many points you have you can go and by the way and by the way little boy You didn't have any status until I signed you up for all of your frequent flyer because I said, I'm trying to help you out. Another thing you don't fucking take care of. I didn't listen to a word you just said. Let me say something, okay?

Starting point is 00:09:10 I know you did. Carla, you've been to the airport with him, right? Oh yeah. What's up with him in the lounge? We're always, he's always like, meet me in the lounge. What am I? I'm like, I don't want to go to the lounge. I want to go get a snack.

Starting point is 00:09:20 I want to eat food. Thank you, George. We have money, we can go to Dunkin' Donuts. They have better snacks. Why would I pay when I can just sit down and crack? They don't have chocolate donuts in the lounge. Well, you should stop getting Dunkin' Donuts. It's kid mentality.

Starting point is 00:09:31 He's a child. McDonald's over cafeteria food. Yeah, I'll take, I'll take. Whoa, what? He's saying it's shitty food. It's air- Oh, lounges aren't cafeteria food. No, no, no, but I know what he's saying.

Starting point is 00:09:42 It's comparative. My point is I just want to have like a cup of coffee and sit down and relax because you get to the gate and you're like, well, there's nowhere to sit. So I'm going to stand here like a fucking dildo waiting for the flight. And then it's not worth it. I'd rather go to the lounge, get a cup of coffee,

Starting point is 00:09:56 sit down, read some emails. It's so, that's why every time I invite, by the way, when we do go to the lounge together, you fucking liar, you love it. You're a fucking liar. When we were in Australia, we went in the lounges, you fucking liar, you love it. You're a fucking liar. When we were in Australia and went in the lounges, you fucking loved it. Didn't you?

Starting point is 00:10:10 Didn't you? Liar. You're such a liar. The fact that the fans don't fucking know who you really are, it bums me out. No, I test asked her a time. You listen to yourself talk. I'm working out every day.

Starting point is 00:10:20 My tea is way up right now, dude. I wanna kiss you, fuck you. One last thing and then we can move on from thing. They should have, obviously, at the gate, a first class line. Oh boy, this is relatable. This will be a relatable thing. And then they should have, they should,

Starting point is 00:10:36 no, not done. Okay. They should have the groups, you know? So you have group B, C, whatever, the lettering of the group. One, two, whatever the number. The numbers, it's always numbers. Go ahead.

Starting point is 00:10:46 Okay. You wanted to start a fight, dude. You even said it. Okay. So what they should have. No, I'm not done yet though. Go ahead. So then they should have also a line

Starting point is 00:10:55 that they don't have, right? For, I know it. For the Chinese. I know. Good, I knew you were gonna say that. Because I'll tell you why, okay? They cut. No, they don't know how it works. Yes, they do, okay, they cut they know that way what they don't know how it works

Starting point is 00:11:05 Yes, they do. I know they do but they pretend that they don't I love them So their whole thing is what going on right here. I don't I don't know you know I love Chinese they cut they cut they cut and they go in the first class line dude Sometimes you'll see a Chinese couple Chinese couple and they'll go with the needs more time like the disabled people Yeah, I've seen them walk with the veteran. I've seen them with military. Yeah, with the veterans. You're not in the Marines. And he beeps his phone. He's like, right. Whoa. Yeah. America. You know what I love though? This is what I love. I love that the Czech people got. When they get to the ticket person, right, they go, how about me? Right. How about me? And then they go, no, you're five.

Starting point is 00:11:45 You're seven. Seven. You're at the end. And then they have to go and I always make a face. I just go. I love it. See, when they walk by me, I go, nice try. It's a nice try.

Starting point is 00:11:55 You gotta let them swing. Okay, I'll give you one for the boarding bullshit. I'll give you one back. It doesn't make any sense, and it never has, that we don't board back to front. Why wouldn't the back of the plane board first? It doesn't make sense. It doesn't make any sense, and it never has, that we don't board back to front. Why wouldn't the back of the plane board first? It doesn't make sense. It doesn't make sense.

Starting point is 00:12:09 You're boarding the front and it's jamming up. Let people in the back go first. Are you saying this? I put first class first and then go back? No. Because I'll tell you why that's not gonna work. First class should go last. I'll tell you why not.

Starting point is 00:12:21 Why? Because you're gonna know this, okay? You like to stare at the people as they walk by. That's number one, yes. I know you love that. I have my face. I know. And I do this, I sit like this

Starting point is 00:12:30 and I always have my hand out like this, right? And when they lock eyes, I go like this, I go. Oh, move on? Yeah, yeah, move on. Wow. Don't look, don't look. All right, yeah, yeah. And if you get to the comfort plus section and the bags don't fit because there's no bag room,

Starting point is 00:12:44 they light your bag on fire in front of you. That's a very good one right in front of you Here's what I don't like. Okay My shit's up there right some guys late. He moves it not just moves it He does something different like he tries to fucking He tries to tetris it right I get and he puts his stuff jams yours twisted You have no idea what's in mind. I could have some biohazard material. And you sometimes do. I sometimes do, right?

Starting point is 00:13:07 So don't touch mine and Tetris my shit. Because you could set it off. Yeah, I just don't touch my shit, man. I always say that to them. Next time they're moving, they'll be like, oof, that's gonna trip the wire. Yeah. I wouldn't do that, dude.

Starting point is 00:13:18 It will go off. Yeah, so those are my things. Those are your rules. How about this one? Okay. I did a nice thing. Yeah. I did a switch, will you switch me seats? I did a nice thing. You got your nice thing. Yeah. I did a switch, will you switch me seats?

Starting point is 00:13:25 I did a nice thing. You got your blue chew? Yeah. I did a switch me thing, you know? Can I have my husband and I can sit the thing? Yeah. Of course, no problem. I'll do it, I'll do it anytime someone asks, no big deal.

Starting point is 00:13:36 You do? I do when they ask, how about this? Would you do this? Huh? If you were an aisle or a window. Sure. And you had to be a window, a middle to do it. It's six, how long is the flight?

Starting point is 00:13:49 Six hours long. Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, six hours, that's correct, come on. So you, so I'm the guy. It is, excuse me, excuse me, sir. This is time dependent. Excuse me, sir? Yeah, how are you, man?

Starting point is 00:13:58 Yeah, you know, we got our tickets late. And so me and my wife, we don't have seats next to each other, but if you switch to my wife, you know, she could sit next to me. So can you switch please? She's got the middle. Um, I don't. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Starting point is 00:14:11 I don't how. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, you're not from this country. Excuse me. Yeah, I don't speak English right away. Right away. Right. See, how would you handle it?

Starting point is 00:14:19 Ready? Yeah. Excuse me, sir. Sir. Excuse me, sir. Hi. Hey, my wife and I booked tickets late? Yeah. Excuse me, sir. Sir, excuse me, sir. Hi. Hey, my wife and I booked tickets late and we're actually going to my mom's funeral

Starting point is 00:14:29 and do you think we could switch seats so I could sit next to my wife, sir? Oh, oh my God. You know what I do in that situation? What? I go right to the flight attendant and I go, hey, can you just move this guy? Cause he won't know the difference.

Starting point is 00:14:43 Yeah, no, no. But I did it, I did deaf and blind. Right, right, right. You weren't looking at me. I wasn't looking at you, right? So you gotta go deaf and blind. Deaf and blind. And then if that doesn't work,

Starting point is 00:14:52 you go a little bit of like twisty. You pull the Helen Keller. Yeah, yeah. Like you don't even. Yeah, yeah. So that's good. Pull a Keller. Would you pull a Keller?

Starting point is 00:15:01 On a flight? Yeah, yeah. No, but my favorite thing to do when someone's talking to you on a flight sitting next to you, I like to make up a life. If they don't know, if they've never seen me or, if they don't know who, they're like, what are you going to Charleston for?

Starting point is 00:15:10 It's a fun opportunity to be like, I'm an engineer, I'm an aerospace engineer and I'm going to a conference right now, we're actually developing a way to shoot down Chinese spaceships. Oh wow. I'll just make shit up. Oh, that's good. It's fun, who fucking cares?

Starting point is 00:15:22 And that guy's like, whoa! Yeah, I pretend. And then he goes and tells someone and they start a Reddit thread and then the world. They do. Yeah. When they ask me, I've had like older white dudes who ask me like, hey, where's your family from?

Starting point is 00:15:36 Right? And then you already know when he wants to know. Oh yeah, which country? Because if you tell him your Korean, then he has a story. I don't wanna hear it. I don't wanna hear the story. I went to Seoul one time. Yeah, yeah, yeah, or like his grandfather was in the war.

Starting point is 00:15:48 I used to exclusively date Asian women. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I knew who that is. So I go. Fucking George. Yeah, that's him. So I just make up a place. Oh, where are you from?

Starting point is 00:15:58 Bongbong. You're from Bongbong? Yeah, yeah, yeah. How far is that from? Bongbong is. Oh, Bongbong is. Yeah, yeah, from Bongbong Island. Oh, it's an island. Yeah, yeah, and we're known for, Oh bong beneath? Yeah. Yeah from a bong island. Oh, it's an island

Starting point is 00:16:05 Yeah, yeah, and we're known for um, if you want to know I would love to yeah Yeah, we have a special kind of corn that we'd crop. Ooh, what color purple Wow Yeah, and then we're also the best at make whistles That's you guys we make whistles. Yeah, we invented that you did. Yeah. Yeah, so it's a different than regular whistles I imagine. Yeah yeah sound that they make So people have a laugh No one's gonna come save the day But uh, so I make it up because I don't want to get into

Starting point is 00:16:38 Their fucking they want to connect with you. Yeah, so they try to find that thing. It's cute sometimes So I can't but but sometimes I also just want to connect with you. So they try to find that thing. It's cute sometimes. It's not cute. But sometimes I also just want to have fun. Because by the way, when you tell them I'm a comedian or we do a podcast, they don't give a fuck. They're like, oh really? How come I've never seen your stuff? And you're like, well this, I don't want to.

Starting point is 00:16:55 Oh, I hate it. I don't want to, you know what I mean? I hate it. Well they'll go, oh you're a comedian? You friends with Nate Bargatis? He's the most famous comedian in the world. It's like, if they don't know you, show the video, by the way, Carlos, real fast.

Starting point is 00:17:08 This is my agent's fucking house. You know, you know my agent. Yeah. That's his home. Oh my God. They sent that to you, he sent that. Nice place. Carlos, you're a fucking asshole.

Starting point is 00:17:20 You're a piece of shit. It's just nice that I have a nicer place than your agent now. Oh my God, dude. You're a... Dude, dude. By the way that I have a nicer place in your agent now. Oh my God, dude. Dude, dude. By the way, back it up just a little bit. Yeah. Just there, right there.

Starting point is 00:17:30 Yeah. That's your place, that fireplace. That's the size of your place, right? Right around the fireplace? Yeah. Yeah. Wow, I texted Rainn Wilson today because his was just devastating.

Starting point is 00:17:39 Well, thank God my agent and his family and his wife got out. Cause I mean, dude, how terrible. This is awful, bro. Yeah. It's awful. I think that Sebastian, his is fine. Oh, he is?

Starting point is 00:17:48 Yeah. Whitney, I talked to her. She lives away out there. Yeah. She's fine though, right? She's fine. Yeah. She said, you know, Kaila's sister's house. She said we have no home to go to.

Starting point is 00:17:57 Yeah. But her house is the only one that didn't burn down. Seriously? Yeah. They cried today, because they bought their first house. They're in the desert, right? No, they're in Altadena. No, now they're in the desert.

Starting point is 00:18:09 Now they're in the desert, yeah, yeah. And they cried because they were the only house standing. What they don't know is that for the morning last night, I took Fiji water and I was, you know what I mean? You did that? I did that, dude. Why Fiji? Because it's my favorite kind of water

Starting point is 00:18:22 and also they're Filipino, so I thought it was close. Right, it is near it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. My point is that I saved their house last night. Let's give it up for Bob saving their house. Anyway, it was- You're a hero. It was scary.

Starting point is 00:18:34 Honestly though, I don't know if, cause I would text your wife. Yeah. I go, what are you doing? And she's like, I'm doing the, and we were communicating. She was packing bags. She actually went to our friend's house

Starting point is 00:18:44 cause there was a fire right near our house. I got so scared cause I thought, oh dude, I'm on a plane. Like I can't do shit. So I just had a million texts coming in. My favorite text that I got was from Stan Hope. Stan Hope gave me like, I think the funniest text. Like a lot of these, like Rachel Feinstein and stuff,

Starting point is 00:19:02 like Sam Morel, like a lot of New York people, a lot of great- They texted you? Adriana Pellucci, yeah. Uh, they didn't text me. And I'm gonna have a problem, or right now? They don't know where you live. Yeah, they do.

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Starting point is 00:22:30 That's trueclassic.com slash bad friends. Shop now and elevate your wardrobe today. Stan Hope, Stan Hope wrote, Hey, just making sure Sam Morell is checked in to make sure you're okay. I wrote, you're the man. I go, he has, but we all think it's disingenuous. Yeah, Matteo, a bunch of, you know what's so funny?

Starting point is 00:22:49 Okay. So many of these, the New York comedy scene men, these people are so, like they all checked in. Rachel Feinstein just hit me just now. Never got one from her. I got one from Verzi. Adrian Ippolucci. Paul Verzi.

Starting point is 00:23:02 That's nice. I got one from- Matteo. God. Howie Mandel. Oh, that's nice. I got one from, um. Yeah, a lot of my New York comic friends. Dylan and I were talking too, because I wanted what Tim was up to. Dan Soder, the dog. Did you get one from Rosebud?

Starting point is 00:23:10 Yeah, of course, Rosie and I were talking. Oh, I got one, yeah. And Andy. Sigurra? Yeah, talked to Tom. Ronnie Chang. Huh? Ronnie Chang.

Starting point is 00:23:18 No, thank you. I got a Ronnie Chang. Oh, I got a Ronnie Chang. Oh, I got a Ronnie Chang. Oh, I got a Ronnie Chang. Oh, I got a Ronnie Chang. Oh, I got a Ronnie Chang. Oh, I got a Ronnie Chang. Oh, I got a Ronnie Chang. Oh, I got a Ronnie Chang. course, Rosie and I were talking. And Andy. Sigurra? Yep, talk to Tom. Ronnie Chang?

Starting point is 00:23:27 Huh? Ronnie Chang. No, thank you. I got a Ronnie Chang. No, thank you. Yeah, that was a no thank you. I actually blocked him, I think. Thank God for Ronnie Chang.

Starting point is 00:23:35 Yeah, I didn't get a lot. No, it's not that I got a lot. Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna have to, it's just nice that- Who else? Sam Morel, I'm gonna text him right now. No, no, no, don't do that. Why?

Starting point is 00:23:43 Because he's not allowed to have his phone at this hour. I'm gonna go Sam Morel. After him. Can you imagine? Yeah. Dude, my favorite text though I got was from a Chicago friend because I'm going to Chicago in the morning. My buddy in Chicago.

Starting point is 00:23:55 Hey man, are you okay? Yeah, we're okay, man, thank you. Cool, can I get a ticket for tomorrow's show? No. Yeah, you got it. Where are you going tomorrow? I'm going to Chicago. Wow. Playing at the Chicago Theater.

Starting point is 00:24:07 Oh, this weekend? Saturday, yeah. Wow. Big, big, big moment. Big moment, dude. Sold out, I heard. It's sold out. Yeah, yeah.

Starting point is 00:24:15 It's a big thing for me, man. It's like going home, it does something to me. I can't explain how much I appreciate it. It's incredible. What are you talking about? No, it just shocks my soul that people will come out like that. It's just nuts. It's awesome. I'm genuinely so like, Jesus Christ, crazy.

Starting point is 00:24:27 Well, you deserve it. When I was a kid, no, I'm saying when I was a kid, dude, we went to go see, like my mother took, my grandmother wanted to go see Phantom of the Opera. And she was like, we're gonna go, we're going to Chicago theater. Like it was a big deal. Like I had to fucking dress up.

Starting point is 00:24:39 Oh, wow. But now we go there, we tell- What is that about? Penis jokes. What is the Phantom of the Opera about? Dun! I know, I've seen the posters. Dun, dun, dun done done done done. That's what it's about that seen done done done done done What is Phantom of the Opera? It's uh, it's a dark twisted tale of a You would love it, dude. It's exactly it's right up your alley. Oh, yeah, I love mark dark and twisted

Starting point is 00:25:00 Tell me what's about it's a general a general a physical reject who falls in love with this woman And he tries to look that he's got to cover up his face his face is all fucked up And he's in love with this woman But she's she's she's with another man and he's trying to get her back into his good graces, but happened to his face acid no acid he went over to Saudi Arabia made a couple of He was pro gay rights That's what it's about. Yeah, well, that's why they threw acid cuz he had a black girlfriend they Wow did not like that in Saudi if there's really a black woman in it, which they just cast what do you mean?

Starting point is 00:25:37 They can't what? Do you mean was there originally black cast members? Well, I just see that photo right now and there's a black woman. I don't care if there is. I want- Sounds like you do. No, I'm just, it's curious. Is it set in the South?

Starting point is 00:25:52 Yeah. Is that racist? It's set in Alabama. Okay, so it's- Christine, you better come back to my cave. No. I think it, look, look this up. I think it's the longest running musical in,

Starting point is 00:26:04 I think it's the longest running musical in American history it's the longest-running musical in American history. I know maybe it's not What's number one Phantom it is? Wow 13,000 performances got a beat Chicago after it got revived. I saw Lion King. No fun What about wicked you see wicked in theaters? Do you see it hold space? Do you see the movie? Come on, bro? I have zero interest in that. Yeah, I downloaded I just can't get myself to watch Why would I watch that? You know what? I did watch that. I have zero interest in that. Yeah, I downloaded it. I just can't get myself to watch it. Why would I watch that? You know what I did watch that I loved? Squid games.

Starting point is 00:26:27 Oh my God. You love it? I love it. It's so good. I've been real. I thought it was gonna be bad because I was like, the first was so good. This series is gonna be bad.

Starting point is 00:26:34 You see it, guys, see it? It's so good. You didn't watch it? It's so good. It's so good. Wait, wait, but time out. Let me go back, we'll get back to squid games. Okay.

Starting point is 00:26:42 Okay, what do you want? I watched, I watched, and I know it's think it's from last year or the year before, but I was catching up on How To with John Wilson on HBO. That guy's so brilliant. And I mean it. He's so, what, you don't like it?

Starting point is 00:26:55 You remember you tried to turn me, I saw a couple of episodes, I didn't like it. Buddy, it's so good. It's such brilliant comedy, man. He's so fucking funny. I don't know what it is. Why don't you like, You don't get his shit? I don't get it.

Starting point is 00:27:05 Here's what it is. It's an alternative subversive look at the world of New York through this artist lens. You're such an artsy guy. I can't believe you don't like it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Go back to squid. Okay, squid game.

Starting point is 00:27:15 Squid games. Yeah. Once, I'm genuinely, I'm saying this from the bottom of my heart. Once again, the fucking Asian community makes another banger. Korean. Okay, more specific.

Starting point is 00:27:27 I said Asian. Okay. But here's my problem. Why can't American fucking shows do a second run and it's just as good as the first? Why? Why can't we do that? We don't, we fuck up all the time. You mean like do a better second season?

Starting point is 00:27:40 Yes, we don't do, we almost, we- Well, I mean, Severance should be good when it comes out. I hope. Yeah, maybe. I mean, the first was so good. Well, who the fuck knows who knows? Season two got a hundred percent rotten tomatoes on severance. Yes. You saw it. You're already it's out already Oh, there is a post season one was great. I love that. Yeah, but I'm just saying it's like American shows They struggle a lot with coming back with another thing. Yeah, and this show I think is I'm not done I think it's gonna be just as good as the first. Well, the third one, you know who's in it.

Starting point is 00:28:07 You? No. How are you not in it? I'm not Korean, I don't speak Korean. Yeah, yeah, you fucking do. No, I don't. I would be able to say, where's the bathroom and pussy. I mean, those are the only words I know.

Starting point is 00:28:18 The only thing you've heard? Bibimbap, food. I've heard you say that to your mom. Yeah, yeah. Where's the bathroom, pussy? Yeah. How do you say that as one sentence. Yeah, yeah. Where's the bathroom, pussy? Yeah. How do you say that as one sentence? Say, where's the bathroom?

Starting point is 00:28:27 Byun-seo-or-i-seo-bo-ji. Boji's pussy. Byun-seo-or-i-seo-bo-ji? Yeah, yeah. Byun-seo-or-i-seo-bo-ji? I'm gonna say that. By the way, I'm going to South Korea. You gotta come with me.

Starting point is 00:28:37 Okay. Do you wanna go for real? Yeah, let's go. No, I'm dead serious. Yeah, I just said yes! But like, can we go go? I wanna go. Why are you going?

Starting point is 00:28:44 I'm going for that golf thing that I'm doing now. I'm doing a golf show. I just got back from- I can't go to the course with you, but I'll just go. Please. I'm not going to the course. All right, let me tell you something. I know you don't care.

Starting point is 00:28:54 I'm just gonna inflate your ego. Yeah. I went and go, I met just, I went to go meet a bunch of people and say hi and introduce myself, cause it's like the beginning. In Miami? Yeah. And dude.

Starting point is 00:29:03 Who's that? The amount of guys. Who? No, no, no, no, no. The amount of guys that were like- What's the level of it? Yo, nobody, and dude. Who's that? The amount of guys. Who? No, no, no, no, no. The amount of guys that were like. What's the level of it? Yo, nobody, it was their pro golfers. You don't know them.

Starting point is 00:29:09 Okay. But the amount of guys that were like, yo, I love you and Bobby. Oh really? Where's Bobby? And I was like, dude, it'd be rad to bring you. Now that I know that you will go to South Korea, you have to come.

Starting point is 00:29:17 I'm gonna go. So the squid game, can I just do a real quick review? Give me your review. What's surprising about it is, I was fearful about redundancy, right? So can you remind you're like, okay, where can they go with this? Because they're gonna, they gotta showcase the games again. Yeah. But in terms of the angle and the different kind of characters are in it, I mean, I really like the trans character in it. Yeah. She had honor. Yeah. She had honor, dude. And you

Starting point is 00:29:43 know what? They do have honor in life. All of them? All of them? The ones that I know have honor. How many do you know? How many trans people do you know for real? Be real? Yeah.

Starting point is 00:29:53 Two? And they both have honor. They're so honorable. They're not honorless? They're not honorless. None of them lack honor. No, yeah. They know who they are.

Starting point is 00:30:02 They know who they are, and they know what they're doing. Is that what honor is? Let's talk about A Complete Unknown 2. Such a phenomenal film. It's just that it's phenomenal, but what I liked about it is, there was a sigh of relief once I heard Timothy Chalamet talk and sing.

Starting point is 00:30:21 Right. Like when he's by with, next to Woody in the hospital. Yeah. And he sings a song for Woody, right? And there's a part in the song where there's like a little bit of a hold of a note in the song. Mm-hmm. You know what I mean? Yeah.

Starting point is 00:30:38 And he was just so committed and he sounds so much like Bob and I began to cry because I'm like, I think he got it right. You cried in the theater? Oh yeah. Wow. Ask Gene, Gene Hong would keep looking at me and I literally weeped. What's so funny?

Starting point is 00:30:54 Were you crying like to look cool in front of Gene a little bit? Yeah. Cause you knew he kept looking at you? You think you crying in the theater to Bob Dylan would bring back? Magnum PI? Magnum PI? Magnum PI.

Starting point is 00:31:06 Do another season, Gene. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No. All right. No. Because him and I had walked out of movies before. Yeah. This one you were.

Starting point is 00:31:18 But this one, we always do a little Korean glance at each other. What? A little wink. Yeah, to see if we're gonna leave. Oh. You know what I mean? So I looked at him and I tears in my eyes

Starting point is 00:31:30 and he was very pleased, you know? Yeah, he's proud. Proud and so, I used to work with this girl, Monica Barbaro, she was- She's so good. Yeah, Joan Baez. She's so good. She's so good at that movie, it's unbelievable.

Starting point is 00:31:40 It was so hot. And the movie is- Carlos. Carlos, come on. She is. She's very pretty, but- Carlos? Carlos's commentary is always- It's unbelievable. It was so hot. And the movie is. Carlos. Carlos, come on. She is. He's very pretty, but. Carlos, Carlos's commentary is always. It's so bad.

Starting point is 00:31:49 You know what it is? Yeah, it's degrading. It's Howard Stern in like the, in 96. Like we say any girl, he's like, great tits. I know. I know. It's so fun. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:31:59 She's gorgeous. Yeah, but the movie was just great. And I saw. So good. Another one was gladiator too, you see it? I haven't seen it. Now do you do the relaxed seats? Did you do the, you know, the seats that go down?

Starting point is 00:32:11 No, we didn't relax. So you- I did the un-relaxing one. See, I like to go to the, what is it called? See what, it's just like the lounge again. We're gonna bring it back to the lounge. The best gas lighter I've ever met in my entire life. No, I mean, honestly- Honestly. It's just like the lounge again. We're gonna bring it back to the lounge. The best gaslighter I've ever met in my entire life. No, that's not.

Starting point is 00:32:26 No, I mean, honestly, it's impressive. It's impressive how much of a fucking gaslighter you are. It's like disgusting. Anybody can go to that theater. I like to be in the recliner seats because of my back. This is what gaslighting is, okay? You have no fucking idea. Okay, if there was a light on-

Starting point is 00:32:39 You think it's Cirque du Soleil, you fucking- If there's a light on and I tell a woman, I go, there's no light that's on, and I try to convince her that the light's on. Go get some gas. Yeah, so what I'm saying to you is that. You bring the gas. You bring up lounges and comfortable seats all the time.

Starting point is 00:32:56 How's that gas lighting? What? Your argument's so fucking bad, it's unbelievable. What? It's like, it's shocking how many holes are in your bullshit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What are you talking about? I'd like to go to the theater to lounge.

Starting point is 00:33:08 Everyone likes the fucking recliner seats. It's the best seats. Okay. They're by far the best. I don't do those. What are you talking about? Because it's not close to your house? What theater do you go to?

Starting point is 00:33:19 The Grove. You go to the fucking Grove? What are you so angry about? Yes, I go to the fucking Grove, dude. You go to the Grove. Yeah. I know why you go to the fucking Grove? Why are you so angry about? Yes, I go to the fucking Grove, dude. You go to the Grove? Yeah. I know why you go to the Grove. Same.

Starting point is 00:33:30 I know exactly why he goes there. Oh, here we go. Let's start now. It's Bobby Lee! Hey, man, what's up? Smoking a cigarette? Fuck you. Here we go, dude.

Starting point is 00:33:42 Fuck you. Fuck you, dude. That's not why, dude. Yes, it is! That's not why, dude. Carlos and George are not it. That's not why, dude. Cigarette That's not why Carlos and George that's not why that's not why I did fucking where do I go then there's Where's a little relaxing see how many theaters there are in the fucking valley that you can go to you know Where they fucking are you liar? They're all over Burbank perfect has three movie theaters within a mile of one another yeah, and they're so close to your house What's what I love about going to the movie? smoking outside than a mile of one another. Yeah. And they're so close to your house. What I love about going to the movie theater. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Starting point is 00:34:06 Smoking outside. That's not why! Is that Bobby Lee? That's not why, dude. You love it. You love it too. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Anyone going to a movie theater,

Starting point is 00:34:19 I wanna let you know, I went to go see with my mom, Nostra Aftu. Did you like it? I have my opinions about it. All right. But- Vampiric. You saw it? No.

Starting point is 00:34:30 Okay. And what I love about going to the theater with my mom is she's so weird, no one approaches me. I love your mom. My mom was laying down. Beautiful. You know when you wait in line to get popcorn? Just off to the side, she had just laid down

Starting point is 00:34:46 because her back hurt. Let her be comfortable. I know, and I was, me and my brother are just squatting next to her like, come on, get up. How about this? Mom, get up, right? She said, no, no, my back, my back, right?

Starting point is 00:34:54 And we just, and no one approaches us. Cause they think, you know what I mean? They think it's either a- Family crisis? A family crisis or an emergency of some sort, right? But they don't approach. If her back hurts, why don't you take her to the recliner seat theater.

Starting point is 00:35:07 Ch-ch-poo. Ch-ch-poo. Ch-ch-poo. I'm not an elitist like you. Ch-ch-poo. Ch-ch-poo. It's so funny. Ch-ch-poo.

Starting point is 00:35:14 Elitist, it's open to the public. It's literally just a movie theater. All right, anyway, so you're back good? At the theater? I had epidurals. Yeah. It feels so much better now. I had an epidural put in my back.

Starting point is 00:35:25 I'm gonna have another one. I gotta have another one put in my fucking back. Did you see Northropville? Yeah, I loved it. You did? Yeah, it was awesome. I watched a disturbing movie in my last movie of the flight last night.

Starting point is 00:35:35 What was it called? Called A Simple Man? The Simple Man or A Simple Man? It's old, it's an old movie. Coen Brothers? Yeah. A Simple Plan. No, Simple Man, I thought.

Starting point is 00:35:44 Yeah. A Simple Man is a Coen Brothers, Yeah. A simple plan. No, Simple Man, I thought. Yeah. A Simple Man is a Coen Brothers, yeah, that's right. Steven Park's in that. Yeah, it was really fucking tough. It's hard to watch? It was just, it just makes you fucking sad. Is it like falling down? A serious man, I apologize.

Starting point is 00:35:57 I'm serious, man, I'm sorry. It's really hard to watch. It like hurts your heart. It's about a man who, what's going on with him. Well, it starts with like a Jewish parable at the beginning and then it goes into this man's life in the sixties, I believe, fifties or sixties. And his, his, I mean, everyone's shits on this guy.

Starting point is 00:36:14 He's a professor at a university. It's literally no respect. And his wife is like leaving him for their fucking neighbor. Who's like a buddy who like comes over and he's like, you know, we're, we're thinking about, we're thinking about you moving out of the house and me moving in like, and he's taking it all on the fucking chin. It's really Stephen Park playing it. He's Korean. He's he's I think he's the student one of the stuff. Okay. It's just a dark. Look, it's beautifully done. But man, it was hard to watch. He always the dad. He's the dad of the student. That's right. That's do you? Wow. It was just one of those movies where you're like, it's- But does he snap? Look at that, he's hugging his wife's lover. Does he snap?

Starting point is 00:36:48 You can watch the movie. Now I bet you could figure it out. So it's like falling down, I thought that movie was- Falling down, dark, very dark. Very dark. But this is dark in a way that's like, it's shot in such bright, beautiful colors. I mean, bright, beautiful for the time period,

Starting point is 00:37:03 that it looks happy, but it feels fucking atrocious. He's trying to get tenure and nobody wants him to get tenure. That's hard. It's a guy that like, yeah, you're surprised he doesn't jump. Yeah. I thought falling down was the best representation of Los Angeles I've ever seen. Better than like swingers? Because swingers to me. Yeah, because there was a scene where he is like going on off-ramp on the 101 or whatever.

Starting point is 00:37:32 Yeah, I love that. It's so traffic-y and just- He like runs on a golf course. The tone of it, it just looks like LA to me. No, well, I mean, very much. What about- You can just track where he's walking in LA. Exactly.

Starting point is 00:37:44 You know exactly where those places are. Well, what about, what about you just track where he's walking in L.A. Exactly. You know exactly where those. Well, what about what about? What's wrong with me? Pacino. Yeah. What about heat that to? Yeah. Heat so Los Angeles. I mean, like, in fact, in heat, sometimes when I rewatch that movie, I see the underpasses they're shooting at and I'm like, I know that. I used to drive under there all the time.

Starting point is 00:38:00 110 in the. Yeah. Like that's such a great like you see Santa Monica and Western make that kind of LA. Ugh. Where it's like, it doesn't, you can't really see that in movies. It's sort of like, it kind of looks like Mexico. Yeah, it looks like when you go to, it looks like when you go down to Mexico, it looks, it looks very like, what is it called?

Starting point is 00:38:18 Barrios. Barrios, yeah. Barrios, haciendas. Yeah. Barrios, I don't even know what I'm saying. You get a mixture of- That LA is dead. A lot of Hispanics, and then you also get a little mixture

Starting point is 00:38:26 of like tourists that kind of made the wrong turn. Chinese tourists. Yeah, oh will we? That kind of thing, yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey bro, you're in the wrong fucker hood. Can I take your picture? Yeah. Pose dog.

Starting point is 00:38:39 That LA is dead by the way. That LA is dead, you mean? The LA as we know it is dead. Why? This is a red alert, red alert. After the pandemic and the fires and the strike, fucking LA, we gotta go. I hate to say it to you, buddy, but it's happening.

Starting point is 00:38:53 No, no, no, it's happening, 100%. We're leaving. Where are we going? I don't give a fuck, but we're leaving. We're leaving, we gotta go, dude. What are we doing anymore? Because us, me, you and Tim Dillon, we're talking about like we have to stay.

Starting point is 00:39:04 I know, we said the exact opposite on the show. That's the best part about podcasts. Yeah, we have to be the last one standing. We should stay. I don't want to. Gavin Newsom and fucking Karen Bass and all the bullshit of this fucking city and it's never gonna get rebuilt right

Starting point is 00:39:19 and they can't get Hollywood to stay. What are we doing? Yeah. They fucked us up. By the way, I listened to Adam Carolla this morning talking about, cause he just, this guy has, he's grew up in Los Angeles. He's lived here his whole life.

Starting point is 00:39:32 He was talking about how good luck rebuilding Malibu. These people are gonna have to fucking try to get permits. Good luck. Why? Good fucking luck, because it's gonna be a billion people trying to get permits from the city of LA. And this city is insane with building permits. It's crazy.

Starting point is 00:39:47 There's a million rules and restrictions. There's so much regulation in Los Angeles. It's gonna take them forever. But what if I had a house that burned down? I have to get a building permit to rebuild my house? Of course you do. And you have to get a million different kinds of them. Wow.

Starting point is 00:40:00 And nevermind that, talk about all the insurance companies that fucked over all those people. They're never gonna rebuild. and even if they do, it's going to take three years before the palisades even exist anymore. Wow. The whole city is fucked. Yeah. What are they going to do with these stars and stuff?

Starting point is 00:40:13 It's not just stars, dude. I mean regular people, too. All to Dina. Cut that out. No, no, no. Yeah, yeah, yeah, cut that out. No, leave it in. Fuck you.

Starting point is 00:40:23 Cut that out, cut that out. No, no, no, please. It came out wrong! It came out wrong! cut that out. No, leave it in. Fuck you. Cut that out, cut that out, cut that out. No, no, please, it came out wrong! It came out wrong! And that's why it has to stay in. Oh, no, all people, no, all people. Alta-Dena. Keep it in! He will.

Starting point is 00:40:33 Don't keep it in, don't keep it in! Now he keeps it in. I'm scared. It's fun. Stop, please. Shut up. Yeah, you shut up, dude. Let them know who you are.

Starting point is 00:40:39 No, I don't know who I am. Yeah. Yeah, I'm a good guy. No, Alta-Dena, Alta-Dena. Alta-Dena's like a regular working class neighborhood. I'm sure there's some nice house there, but it fucked up a lot of people, man. That was the misinformation of the news.

Starting point is 00:40:52 People are like, this is just superstars. You're like, dude, it's fucking 30,000 acres. Exactly. There's so many people. What do you mean? And it's probably, look at the total acreage that's been burnt in Los Angeles County. And by the way, we're doing this podcast

Starting point is 00:41:03 while it's happening. More than Manhattan. It's bigger than Manhattan is burned. Wow. And we're doing this while it's on fire still right now. Yeah. People at home. Just the palisades is over, it's bigger than Manhattan. 17,000 just the palisades.

Starting point is 00:41:14 Also, can they do this? You know what happened? I called you two hours ago, right? Wow. Yeah. So they did a evacuation alert on everyone's phone. Two hours, did you get that? On accident, yeah.

Starting point is 00:41:24 On accident though. Don't do that. Don hours, did you get that? On accident, yeah. On accident though. Don't do that. Don't do that. Who's the guy like, ha ha ha, watch this John, beep. You know what I mean? And then they'll fucking, like who's in charge of that?

Starting point is 00:41:33 One idiot sitting in a room being like, oh shit, I hit it. That scared the shit out of me. Imagine if you and I had that, we'd be like, do it. Oh my God. Don't do it. You'd get fired.

Starting point is 00:41:42 Yeah, right away. You know how many fucking, what are they called? Amber Alerts I just let out. But I would do Amber Alert for one of our friend's cars. Mm. You know what I mean? Someone's car that we know at the comedy store. Yeah, yeah.

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Starting point is 00:45:54 Why can't you be surprised? Well, if you did any organization for the show whatsoever, then you could. Yeah, but why would, I don't want the surprise. If you're not gonna get a surprise, I want- No, you're CC'd on all the emails, Bob. You literally are CC'd on everything. Okay, I'm gonna look at it now then.

Starting point is 00:46:04 God, which email? I'm CC'd in it. It's Amazon, it says Dermacon. What's Dermacon? Is that a pimple? It's for my nails. I have High Street Beast. What's High Street Beast?

Starting point is 00:46:23 Clothing. Sick. Oh,othing. Sick. Oh, shit. Wow. Yeah, sit down. What a prince. What a prince. Prince, look at the prince here, dude. Glasses us.

Starting point is 00:46:37 Yeah, what happened to your glasses? It's gone. Why? Korean doctor helped me out. Oh, really? Yeah, man. Yeah. Dr. Paul Lee, shout out, you know? Yeah. Shout out Paul Lee.

Starting point is 00:46:47 You want to wear the cans or do you need them? I don't think I need them. I can do you guys just fine. Or are you guys playing clips and stuff? No. No, no, no, no, no. Oh, okay. This isn't your mom's house.

Starting point is 00:46:56 As you got successful, your skin cleared up. Did I have bad skin? No, before, like you almost have perfect skin now. That is so weird that you say that. You look happier, maybe that's what it is. No, there's something about your fucking skin, dude. Really? I swear I can see the flaws now.

Starting point is 00:47:15 Really? Yeah, I thought I used to have perfect skin and now I'm stressed, you know. What are you stressed about? Just stuff, life, you know. Why? You're killing it. You got a baby?

Starting point is 00:47:24 No, no baby. Well then what are you stressed about? You're married. you're killing it you got a baby no no baby Well, then what do you stressed about you met you're married? No? I'm not married. You're not married You're not a baby. What do you give it? This is how good Jimmy is doing? This is how good Jimmy's doing and I want to be honest with you Your ex-girlfriends are girls. I couldn't even get I don't think Let's talk truth and let's talk gospel. Let's talk gospel and truth, big. Thank you, I appreciate that first of all. And what I'm saying to you is that the grills,

Starting point is 00:47:47 I've seen your ex-girlfriends. Do it like the gospel, do it in gospel tone. Give me an example. Have seen your ex-girlfriend. Oh yeah, I've seen, here we go. I've seen your ex-white girlfriend. And they come from the depths of the earth within each other.

Starting point is 00:48:02 And the Prince of Korea has come with his clear skin and his eyes a purple white Yeah, I appreciate this makes me feel good about myself Bobby. I wasn't expecting this coming in here. You're killing it No, I appreciate it, but but I see your presence whenever Bobby steps into a room. There's a I have no presence He sits down on a couch and people just line up and gather around him. There's an aura around him. There's an aura. Brother?

Starting point is 00:48:28 That's not true because the last party I saw you at, who was the aura? You. You were the aura. No man. No man, you were. I'll tell you why! That was a really.

Starting point is 00:48:37 You're the aura, my young man. I'll tell you why. All right, it's because we went to Aquafina's New Year's Right each right and I came late He came late. I came late with a woman. He was like the headliner coming. No I'm not gonna do the voice We walk in

Starting point is 00:48:58 Who's on the dance floor? Was it me dancing you were dancing like a little butterfly. I was trying. Okay, like a little Korean butterfly, right? And you were the flame, we were the moths. No, no, that's not how I saw it. Jimmy, Jimmy, just let me finish. Sorry, sorry, keep complimenting. Jimmy, let me tell you, all right? And I remember me, Gene, Dom, we all went to you.

Starting point is 00:49:18 You didn't come to us. We came to you on the dance floor, we took a photo with you on the dance floor, which means you're the light, right? And we're the moth. Yeah, that sounds like it. That's interesting, that's how you saw it. Because how I saw it was you arrived.

Starting point is 00:49:33 Yeah. And then you were, like there's a beautiful woman next to you, and she was very doting. And every time I'll talk to you, or like, you know, I'll talk to her, she was like, I gotta go, Bobby's right there, I gotta take care of him. Thank you. You were like the king.

Starting point is 00:49:49 She's my concubine. Yeah, there you go, boom. That's it. That's a boy, dude. Were there any whites at the party? Other than the one that you brought? There's some whites. He's always with the whites. What is up with you and the whites?

Starting point is 00:49:58 As of late. He loves the whites. As of late. I don't understand. Jimmy loves the whites. No, no, no, I'm into authenticity. I dated black girls, Asian girls, you know, white girls. I think that my ex-girlfriend was very white. Yeah. So I think people just assume that.

Starting point is 00:50:11 But also, I don't know, like growing up in Hong Kong, when everyone was Asian, like white people was exotic to me. Like how white guys here obsess over Asian girls because it's exotic. Certain kinds of white guys, yeah. Like maybe. Yeah, you know. Weirdo white guys too.

Starting point is 00:50:24 Yeah, yeah, creepy white. Like George. Yeah. Yeah, look at them. Like maybe. Yeah, you know. Weirdo white guys too. Yeah, yeah, creepy white. Like George. Yeah. Yeah, look at them. Take one look at that guy, tell me his wife is Asian. For sure. 100%.

Starting point is 00:50:32 He likes Asian chicks. 100%. For sure. It's a kind of white guy that's obsessed with it. Now, I find Asian women beautiful, but there's a certain kind of white guy that like obsesses over Asian women. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:50:41 He is, he does? Oh my. No, but okay, I'm gonna ask you a question. There you go, Mark Zuckerberg. Yeah, yeah, she placed a violin. She's know but okay, I'm gonna I'm gonna ask you a question there you go Mark Zuckerberg Yeah, yeah, I placed a violin. She's violinist. I think yeah, it's always fucking weirdo white guys, dude It's always white girls on right Raya that I match with. Mm-hmm. You know what it always says what? In common with Jimmy Oh Yang It says it right there I see it come on

Starting point is 00:51:07 Damn dude, uh, you know her says it right there. I see it. Come on. Damn, dude. You know her? I do not know her. Come closer. You do know her. He does. I do know her. Yeah, yeah. Let me see.

Starting point is 00:51:16 What? Let me see his girl. Ex-girlfriend? No, no, no, no, no. Okay. How do I see her photos? I'll show you. That's hilarious.

Starting point is 00:51:23 Oh, did you touch it? Wait, Bob, did you talk to her? Well, I forgot to read the Jimmy Yang part. So I did say hi. This is how you know she loves Asian guys. Bruce Lee is one of her profile photos. I know. Pfft.

Starting point is 00:51:36 Bruce Lee is one of her profile photos. That's a good tell. That's like you in. No, but that's- And Jackie Chan. I know, I understand that. I'm not exaggerating. I swear to God it is, right? So, but she's- And Jackie Chan. I know, I understand that. I'm not exaggerating. I swear to God it is, right?

Starting point is 00:51:46 So, but she, this is what I find, because, I'm gonna honestly say this. One time, I saw you- Jimmy Yoh Yang. Damn, you look good, dude. What, me? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wow, hot guy, huh?

Starting point is 00:51:57 Let me look, let me look. Fucking hot, dude. Hot, dude. So, one time you were at the improv, this was years ago, and you had a girlfriend, right? She dressed in an Asian thing. She was a white girl. No shit, really?

Starting point is 00:52:10 Yeah, and then she also had a, her purse had like pearls in it, but it looked like, you know, the green, jadey, you know what I mean? It looked like an Asian bag. For real? Yeah, so I'm wondering, with this girl, I think you are the influence.

Starting point is 00:52:23 Oh. Once they meet you, they become more Asian, and then now, you mean, it opens them up to our market. That's, you know what, let's put that out there. Yeah. You know, she was already predisposed to Asian dude. Yeah. Jimmy is the once you go black.

Starting point is 00:52:38 Jimmy's the once you go Asian. Once you go yellow, you bang Bobby Lee awesome. Yeah. You know, that's the thing. Once you go yellow, you bang Bobby Lee awesome. Once you go yellow, you find yourself another Asian fellow. I think that's what it is. That's it. You're the opening.

Starting point is 00:52:52 So, you know, but I felt that too, where I've like gated a white girl and then they were like, you go to their house and you go, oh yeah, they're prone to us. Yes, yes, yes. They're aware. There's like a poster of like Mulan or something. Naruto, anime. Yeah, and then there's like, There's like a poster of like Mulan or something.

Starting point is 00:53:05 Naruto, anime. Yeah. And then there's like a lot of bamboo and bonsai trees. Those are Chinese stress balls. Yeah, those stress balls. Yeah, yeah. George has those at his dinner table. 100%.

Starting point is 00:53:14 It's a different time though. I feel like now with so much representation, like with squid games, BTS, everything. Too much. Who isn't into Asians? Like I wish I grew up, like I went to high school, middle school now. I think it would be a different game. But Jimmy, some of them are not. And you've seen them, have you not?

Starting point is 00:53:31 I think so, I think so. They just won't, they won't do it. What are you talking about? Some white girls, they just won't cross that line. Some girls in general are just not interested. I'm saying it's like a, you're making a- I just don't like the way you said it though. That's true, yeah.

Starting point is 00:53:46 Some women- Yeah, why did you say it like that? Some women aren't interested, period. It has nothing to do with you being Asian. They're just not interested. They're not interested in my type. Your type is not because you're Asian. Your type is specific.

Starting point is 00:53:58 You know. Hey, so is my type- Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. My type, wait, my type's specific. Are you fucking telling me- Yeah? Are you fucking telling me? What? That you and I are on two completely different categories? Yes. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, Jimmy is, he's a starter on Arsenal, and you're in the locker room, and you're there,

Starting point is 00:54:32 and you're cheering on the boys, and you're on the team. But you're not on a midfield. By the way, this is- Is that what you're saying, Jim? He's a superstar. That's not what I was saying. He's a superstar. That's not what I was saying. He's a superstar.

Starting point is 00:54:45 That's not what I was saying. The kid's a fucking superstar. No, come on, guys. We know he is. 100% yes. He is? Well, what do you guys do better than me? What are you guys talking about?

Starting point is 00:54:52 That's not true at all. You own your own studio, you own a podcast, you have staff. You have staff of white people. Well, first of all, he's actually half Mexican, so we got points for him. Carlos, I heard about you, man. One of my best friend, PJ, a big fan of the podcast,

Starting point is 00:55:06 says you like glory holes. He loves. So. That's the glory hole king, baby. It's getting around, right? Yeah. I'm glad it's getting around. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:55:14 And you know what, honestly, you're here, let's squash this now. Your appeal for women is just different than yours. You get plenty of beautiful women. They're just different kinds of women. I get it. I've accepted it. Right.

Starting point is 00:55:29 Yeah, I'm not fighting against the- Cause I've seen beautiful women with you. Yeah, no, but what I'm saying is, is that I have to say that it's, he's still in a different category. Yep. So are Carlos and I. So we're doing that. But when we get casted,

Starting point is 00:55:42 we're in the same category. That's my problem. No one's casting you guys in the same. You guys are no fucking, what casting structure? So I was out for the Joe Koi part. Yeah, I think it's different. But when we get casted, we're in the same category. That's my problem. No one's casting you guys in the same. You guys are no fucking, what casting director? So I was out for the Joe Koi part. Did you do that part? Well, I produced that movie.

Starting point is 00:55:53 Easter Sunday. It's his fucking movie. Which part? The one I saw Fali end up playing? What? The one I saw Fali? The bad guy part? The bad guy?

Starting point is 00:56:02 No, there was a part that he said he had written for me that I got offered. I couldn't do it because I was doing Borderlands. Oh, I think there was a part. The bad guy? No, there was a part that he said he had written for me that I got offered, I couldn't do it because I was doing Borderlands. Oh, I think there was a part, yeah. I don't know, I don't remember. It wasn't my part. Okay, all right, okay. Because my part, I couldn't do another part,

Starting point is 00:56:12 so I was like, I'll come up with it for that. Okay, okay, I'm not saying, okay. But I've also been in other situations where Jimmy O-Yang got the part and I didn't get it. But that's just because it's, you know. But it was for the same part, was I'm saying that he beats me out. They just wanna see how.

Starting point is 00:56:25 So if we're in the same category, you're not. When it comes to- I think that's a very broad, like it's not, it's Hollywood's issue that at times we're in the same category. Correct. Cause if Santino and like, who will be,

Starting point is 00:56:39 I don't know, like another white guy, that will be totally a different guy. Like you and- Me and Anthony Jeselnik aren't gonna go off with the same fucking role. Yeah, yeah, exactly. Or like you and Patton Oswald could go off with different roles,

Starting point is 00:56:50 but you guys are very different people. Or you and Ryan Gosling could go off with different roles. I'm not saying you're, you know, I'm just saying. Yeah, no, you're right. You're all very different people. And sometimes it's just people are dumb. Like the category could also just be Asian- Asian guy. Funny guys or whatever, right? Like, or whatever, it's different people are dumb. Like the category could also just be Asian funny guys.

Starting point is 00:57:06 Or whatever, right? Like, or whatever, it's different. You okay, Bobby? He's a little shocked. He's a little stunned. He's got a little hit. He got a little hit. Took a hit.

Starting point is 00:57:16 I'm good. I'll agree with you. Well, also- No, no, stop, stop. Well, you're also different in age. I mean, Jimmy's 37 years old. And also Korean and Chinese, very different, you know? No, well, that part I don't know about.

Starting point is 00:57:28 I understand that. I understand that. I know we're different. Yeah, he's Chinese. You're right. Do you know what I mean? I take that back. Thank you.

Starting point is 00:57:37 I'm older. Also, be nice to the Chinese. I love the Chinese. Just be nice. What? I love that stuff. Just be nice. Okay.

Starting point is 00:57:44 Because he gets on his little high horse and he doesn't- Oh, you think that I- What's the high horse? What's the- He starts spouting hatred about China. He'll do it. He'll just crack one open and start flying off the handle. Well, I mean, you guys don't know how to wait in line.

Starting point is 00:57:55 See? How do what? Wait in line. We talked about it earlier. You guys don't even know how to wait in line. Like in mainland China, some of these. Everywhere. Oh no, here.

Starting point is 00:58:02 Everywhere. Baskin Robbins, it doesn't matter where it is. Chinese be skipping lines, dude. Oh, for real? Chinese be skipping lines. I mean, you guys are. Everywhere. Oh no, here. Everywhere, Baskin Robbins, it doesn't matter where it is. Chinese be skipping lines, dude. Oh, for real? Chinese be skipping. I mean, you guys are the ones that we go, oh my God, there they go again. I can't support that stereotype.

Starting point is 00:58:11 Maybe in certain parts of China. Yeah, they'd be skipping. Chinese people skipping lines, do skipping in line. Skipping line. Look at all those people skipping in line. They're all skipping somebody. Or what are your qualms about Chinese? My qualms?

Starting point is 00:58:26 Yeah. Is that a Chinese word? What's qualms? Is that a real word? Yeah, qualms is good. Yeah. My issues? What are your issues about Chinese?

Starting point is 00:58:34 Do you have any? What's my qualm with Chinese? People? Anything about it. The culture. Let's start with the food. Okay. How about this?

Starting point is 00:58:43 I can't do that. Chinese food is really good. It's good. I like it a lot. It's a lot of variety also. I really like Chinese food. Yeah, like what's this Cantonese stuff? And Szechuan, you know what I mean? Like pick one thing, you know what I mean? Szechuan, love Szechuan.

Starting point is 00:58:53 What do you mean, hotter the better? I think Chinese is hard to, Chinese food is hard because I really love that. Yeah, but when it's bad, it's bad. How about this one? The language we've talked about, the language is harsh. It's sharp. It stings. Well, which one? The language we've talked about, the language is harsh. It's sharp. It stings.

Starting point is 00:59:05 Well, which one? There's also a lot. Well, Mandarin. Okay, what's the one that you are? I can speak a few, but. That's fucking arrogant. I'm not saying that. No, no, because I grew up in Hong Kong,

Starting point is 00:59:17 but my parents speak Shanghainese. Okay, so if I'm in Hong Kong, let me. Cantonese, so be in Hong Kong. Cantonese. Say something in Cantonese, I wanna see see if it's harsh. Uh, how about this? Say, say, um, hey, you guys, uh, save me a seat when you get to the restaurant in that world. Uh, lady, I found team, uh, tongue. It's like, Jesus, fuck. All right. It's like a machine gun going off. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:59:40 Now listen in Korean, save me a seat when you get there. In Korean, I don't know how to say that. Make it up, fuckhead. Oh. Oh. Very nice, I'm gonna save a seat. No, he's saying it very softly, that's bullshit. That's bullshit, he's like.

Starting point is 00:59:54 No, no, no, no, no. I have never heard that tone on the Twitch games. That's how they talk. That's how we talk. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But the Twitch games are on the run for their life. They have to be yelling. Give me the Korean. Let's hear it

Starting point is 01:00:09 That's Korean. Here we go. Oh, he took a man. Sorry John because oh, yeah pretty similar So yeah, that's a spirit. Yeah today if Cantonese they might have a counter. Yeah, let's just put manner in it Yeah, that's oh, there you go. It's Cantonese. Let's hear it. That's new They don't have it. God bless because they don't have Because they can't get a voiceover guy do that has a harsh Go Mandarin. No, just do just do Chinese tradition. Let's go Chinese man. Man. Yeah, simplified. There you go There you go You know what they had to put it with a woman's voice just exactly why is that? Yeah, yeah, it's just an aggressive thing, you know.

Starting point is 01:00:47 And you know, what's up with Tai Chi? Is that a martial arts or is it a meditative thing that you're doing? It's a little bit of both. I've never seen anyone fight anyone with Tai Chi. I don't think you fight Tai Chi. It's an exercise. How is this a martial arts, dude? There's no way to do it.

Starting point is 01:01:04 See, that's the opposite aggressive. That is true. There's no way to do it. See that's the opposite aggressive. You know what I mean? That is true. There's no Asians more aggressive than Koreans I think. I don't care how long. Koreans will kick your ass. Yes they will. For good and for bad.

Starting point is 01:01:14 Don't ever forget that. I don't ever forget that. All right, dude relax. I don't fuck with you, but you know. Yeah, don't fuck with me, okay? What about Japanese though? Japanese got some wild motherfuckers. I don't know a lot.

Starting point is 01:01:23 There's not a lot of authentic Japanese people in LA, I feel like. I like Japan. I like the experience in Japan. What does that say about Japanese, that they don't want to live in LA? That's interesting, because there's a lot of Korean and a lot of Chinese here, but not a lot of Japanese.

Starting point is 01:01:34 Yeah. Why not? I don't know. You think it's a superiority thing? Because a lot of, he always says they have a superiority complex. The Japanese. I never said that.

Starting point is 01:01:42 Yeah, you do. You say that like they're... That's insane. What do you mean? We have that on tape. You say they think they're the best. You say that all the time. They are the best. Yeah, you do. You said that like they're- That's insane. What do you mean? We have that on tape. You said they think they're the best. You said that all the time. They are the best. Okay, what the fuck?

Starting point is 01:01:49 What are we saying then? I just said what you said. Okay. You said they have a superiority complex. They think they're complex. They think that they're the best. That was a legitimate accident. But don't you think that they're perceived as the best?

Starting point is 01:01:59 Or no? What do you think Jimmy? I think it's because they project that. I think they run their country very well. There's good food. There's a good sense of respect there. There's a high speed railway. That's a very good one.

Starting point is 01:02:10 I think I'm a big fan of Japan. Yeah, me too. Big fan of Japan. By the way, I'm going to Hong Kong for the first time. Are you touring there? No, I'm doing like a new show that I'm doing. So I'm gonna go there for a couple of days. Is that when you're gonna go to Korea?

Starting point is 01:02:23 That same time? We're gonna go to Korea right after. Okay. Oh, that's, wait, what kind of show is this? Like a new show that I'm doing. So I'm gonna go there for a couple of days. Is that when you're gonna go to Korea? That same time? We're gonna go to Korea right after. Okay. Yeah. Oh, that's, wait, what kind of show is this? Like a travel show? No, it's like, there's like an alternative golf league and I'm started like a little show that I'm doing with them

Starting point is 01:02:33 where I'm talking like a walk and talk with players and we just goof around and get like a glimpse of their life. That's the dream. I do. It's a big dream for him. For me, it actually genuinely is. Do you play golf? I can't. Me either.

Starting point is 01:02:43 I don't have the patience. Me either, dude. I'm too angry. Two Chinese. Yeah, two is. Do you play golf? I can't. Me either. I don't have the patience. Me either. I'm too angry. Too Chinese. Yeah, too Chinese. Too Korean, too Chinese. You think you could beat me in ping pong? Probably.

Starting point is 01:02:52 Now, that's you guys' golf. Ping pong is Asian golf. Ping pong is a weird thing because, first of all, people assume I'm good at ping pong, and I used to be really good because I trained when I was a child in Hong Kong. But now, it's really shameful, because I haven't played in so long. People assume I'm good, and I'm actually not good. I can look good playing it.

Starting point is 01:03:14 But you just said that you could beat me, even though you're not good, go fuck yourself. No, if I, you know. I can beat you. You ready, yeah, okay. By the way, by the way, he crossed his legs so eloquently, as he said, yeah, I probably could beat you. This is a very uncomfortable chair.

Starting point is 01:03:27 What do you guys want me to do? I know, I know. Okay, because I was leaned up. I don't want your audience to be like, oh, he seems uncomfortable. Burr Christch is sat in that chair. You know? That's right, guys.

Starting point is 01:03:35 Jack Black sat on that chair. A lot of famous people. A lot of famous people sat on that chair. Wow. Machine Gun Kelly. Sat on that chair. No, he's the pink one, right? Yeah, pink one.

Starting point is 01:03:42 Oh, sorry about that. Stay on the blue one then. Yeah, stay on the blue one. Yeah, yeah. How's your show, by the way? Everyone seems to absolutely love your show. People like it. In Teary China Town. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:03:51 Yeah, man. It was awesome. I think from what I hear, you know, they haven't shared the numbers with us, but from what I hear, people are really liking it. Chloe Bennett's on that? Chloe Bennett, Ronnie Chang's on it. And our good friend Lisa Gilroy, who we love so very much.

Starting point is 01:04:02 She's great. She is amazing, right? Number one, dude. Yeah. Chloe Bennett, look at that. Ronnie Chang, we love us from Ronnie Chang. on it. And our good friend Lisa Gilroy, who we love so very much. She is amazing, right? Number one, dude. Chloe Bennett, look at that. Ronnie Chang, we love us from Ronnie Chang. And that's Alan, is that Alan?

Starting point is 01:04:11 No, that's Charles Yu. Oh, I couldn't see. Zoom in. He wrote the book and he's the showrunner, and that's Taika. Taika is great. Taika Waititi, yeah. That's awesome.

Starting point is 01:04:18 That's great. Good for you, dude. This is amazing. It's huge. It's on Hulu, right? Yeah, it's on Hulu. Amazing. We love Hulu. We love Hulu. We have kids over here. We got specials coming out on Hulu, right? Yeah, it's on Hulu. Amazing. We love Hulu.

Starting point is 01:04:25 We love kids over here. We got specials coming out on Hulu. Oh really? Both of yous? Yeah. Oh, maybe I should do one. Wait, Bobby, I thought the first piece of advice Bobby told me when I was coming up,

Starting point is 01:04:34 he was like, don't ever do a standup special. Save your material and then you can tour with the same material in colleges for 20 years. 30. Yeah? 30. yo yo that was sound advice You know he's like why would you want to do a special and then now you have to write and the whole new hour We literally I took that to heart man. You know did what you did you go by my fucking suggestion? You've done you've done a few. I don't I seriously I I swear like when I said okay I'll do one and I'll quit.

Starting point is 01:05:05 And I said, I'll do my second one for this amount of money and I'll quit. Then you know, it's just too fun, man. This is what we do. There's so much fun. Bobby, this is your... Well, how many specials have you done now? None.

Starting point is 01:05:18 So this is your first one. This is huge. Yeah, it's a big deal. This is huge. It's just okay. Yeah. When is it coming out? We don't know yet. Okay. Wait, what did we do? I can't believe that- The end of this year. Oh, it's a big deal. This is huge. It's just okay. Yeah. Wow. When is it coming out? We don't know yet. But you know-

Starting point is 01:05:26 Wait, what did we do? We filmed it- I can't believe that- The end of this year. Oh, okay. I can't believe that I gave you that suggestion. It's sound advice. Yeah, but you didn't go with advice. Only 10 years later.

Starting point is 01:05:37 Yeah, yeah. But- Him going against your advice worked out pretty well for him. I think we did it when you were in- I know, I remember the day. It was when I was living in the apartment on Beachwood. When I did Tiger Belly. Yeah, yeah. That's when I gave you the in, I know I remember the day, it was when I was living in the apartment on Beachwood. When I did Tiger Belly. Yeah, yeah. That's when I gave you the advice. Yeah, I remember now.

Starting point is 01:05:49 The Beachwood days. The Beachwood days. Where are you living now? You're still in Los Angeles, aren't you? Yeah. Is your house okay? Yeah, yeah. Were you scared last night?

Starting point is 01:05:56 I was, I went to K-Town and they didn't evacuate my place, but I'm like, dude, let me just go to the hotel in K-Town, grab all my stuff. Yeah. What are you gonna do, man? Are you gonna stay in LA? I don't, I, you know what I like? I like Vancouver.

Starting point is 01:06:08 Whoa. I've shot a couple things in Vancouver. Yeah, I've been to, yeah. It's really nice, great Chinese food. It's, you know, it's safe. So expensive, dude. So expensive, huh? But I mean, it's expensive anywhere.

Starting point is 01:06:17 No. No, you're not in fucking Idaho. Right. Montana. Right, but see, these are places great for you. Like, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Montana. Right, but see, these are places great for you. Like, you know. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what, Jimmy?

Starting point is 01:06:29 Good, thank you. I think it's good for you. And back in the day, this whole country was great for people like me. And then we let you guys in. Yeah. Because everyone's like, why don't you move to Texas? Why don't you move to Nashville? No, we don't like you.

Starting point is 01:06:42 I'm like, that's not great for me. It's okay for you. No, no, it's fine. You kill in Texas. I like it, just like I like it here. I can assimilate, I can make all kinds of, all my friends with different ethnicities, but Vancouver, I just felt like home.

Starting point is 01:06:57 I felt like Hong Kong. It's very, very Chinese. It's like Asian majority. And I felt there's a weird like familiarity and safeness and the food just makes sense to me there. Yeah. Canada's great man. Here's the thing about whites anywhere else, okay.

Starting point is 01:07:11 It's not that they have hatred, is that they don't see people like us often. Like when I was in Butte, Montana shooting that movie. Yeah. I was at an AA meeting, okay. And some guy was pouring coffee in people's glasses, the guy came up to me and goes, hey man, sorry we don't have any green tea. That's a very accommodating word.

Starting point is 01:07:32 Right, and I go, I drink coffee too, man. You know what I mean? Oh we know, but what happens when you do drink coffee? Don't you guys turn, you guys go, hey hey hey hey hey all the time, man. I don't want you kung fuing. Don't be kung fuing. It's somebody that like, isn, hey, hey, hey, all the time, man. I don't want you kung-fuing. Don't be kung-fuing. It's somebody that like isn't around us that often.

Starting point is 01:07:48 And then they just want to be nice. That's right. But it comes out, you know what I mean? A little racist, but I don't mind that. It's just people are just trying to acclimate themselves to us. Yeah, it's not malicious. I don't feel bad after that happens,

Starting point is 01:08:00 but I feel like, could I really be friends with this man? Maybe. Maybe. It will be hard. this man? Maybe. Maybe. It will be hard. It will be an uphill battle. Well, we're leaving. We're moving. We're not moving.

Starting point is 01:08:09 Bob and I are moving. Where are you guys going? We figured how can we get the most central in the United States? And it's Missouri. We're going to Missouri. It's the most central state in the United States. So we're going to Missouri.

Starting point is 01:08:19 I'll go to Las Vegas. That's it. Let's go. You'll move to Las Vegas. 100% let's go. Yeah, tax free. Dude, fuck this place. Let's get the fight. Let's go to Vegas. I think it'd be better, huh? Let that's it. Let's go. You'll move to Las Vegas. 100% let's go. Yeah, tax free. Dude, fuck this place. Let's get the fire, let's go to Vegas.

Starting point is 01:08:28 I think it'd be better, huh? Let's do it. We can get, how about this? I'll do this. We'll get a place. Keep our houses here. Nah, fuck this place. Let's get out.

Starting point is 01:08:35 I love my house. Keep your house. Are you guys safe? The house good? Yeah, we're good, we're good, yeah, yeah. He's lucky, the fire was right near him. Yeah, we're very lucky. You guys are in the hills, it's different for you guys

Starting point is 01:08:45 are threatened all the time. Us in the flats, we're not that threatened as much. If I call, this is new. If I call Asians, my Asian sisters, sisters. No. When I'm asking you is, what's the problemo, por favor? Well, I'll tell you. That is a black cultural nickname for black women, sisters.

Starting point is 01:09:05 You don't do that, you guys don't do that. Can I say brothers then? Absolutely not. Well, you can say like in Korean, isn't it hyun, right? Yeah, hyun. Say something like, and like ge ge, mei mei, you know, in Mandarin. So maybe we gotta bring that back.

Starting point is 01:09:19 No. Oh, so we can't even, we can't even. We can't even reference. No, wait. Oh, so we can't- Oh, you can't even, we can't even- We can't even reference- No, wait. We can't even reference our Asian friends-

Starting point is 01:09:30 Female friends. Female friends, anything remotely sister or anything like that. No. And let me tell you something, pal. You want to do that in Vancouver? You can, but here in my country, no, I think it's just a black cultural thing

Starting point is 01:09:46 that when I hear somebody non-black go like, like my sisters or brothers, I'm always like, nah, don't do that. That's a black thing, dude, that's theirs. Are you gonna take more stuff from black people? But no, but like Hogan is like, brother? You know, like there's a white people- Yeah, tell me about Hogan, brother.

Starting point is 01:10:03 Yeah, brother? It's because he does it with such, well, he's also said the N word a few times on tape. Oh, I see, I see, I see. They have him. Yeah, yeah. They caught him. Right.

Starting point is 01:10:12 No, you know what it is? It's just, I can't have Asians do it again. That's what I'm saying. Can't have them do it again. You guys did it with Black Lives Matter. You overtook them. You did stop Asian hate. You remember.

Starting point is 01:10:24 That's two different incidents. Don't even start it. Exactly, exactly. Black Lives Matter was humming along. They were moved, that train was chugging along, and then here comes Stop Asian Hate. Yeah! Stopped it right in its tracks.

Starting point is 01:10:36 Okay. You remember, and everyone forgot about it. Yeah, yeah, all right, so, well, Jimmy and I, when we go back to the meeting. Yeah, when you go back. We have our meeting once a month. Yeah. You know what I mean? And, you know, Steven, you, everyone goes. Yeah. And we have some of our, can I call them sisters now? But like, like Aquafina, one of our sisters, we're going to change the lingo. That's the lingo now. But we'll come up with a new one. We'll come up with a new one. But right now we're not. Give it an Asian word. What? We'll give it a word. We'll come up with a new one. Give it an Asian word. We'll give it a word. What was the thing you said in Mandarin?

Starting point is 01:11:07 Uh, uh, meimei is like little sister. Perfect. Say meimei. Gukge is older brother. You know, there's different words. Yeah, your meimei is in your gukge. That sounded kind of cool. Give me that Chinese. Yeah, well then be Chinese, bud. You're gonna be thin. Oh, you know what, dude?

Starting point is 01:11:25 I'll be Chinese. Yeah. Yeah, cause I don't want to steal anymore work. Or you can be, you can be Hiong. Hiong, okay good. You are Hiong. But now what you're saying, Jimmy, is we have to memorize every fucking Japanese,

Starting point is 01:11:34 what fucking brother and sister means. I'm not gonna do all that. You're not hanging out with Japanese people. We already talked about this. Okay, or Vietnamese. What's the Vietnamese version? Not hanging out with them either. I am.

Starting point is 01:11:42 No, you're not. For you, it's Korean, Chinese, Filipino. Those are the three. I don't know what you're doing right now, but I don't like it. It's working. I don't like it. No, let's go backwards.

Starting point is 01:11:52 Let's go backwards. Obviously you can call them sisters. I'm fucking joking. Jesus Christ, what show are we on? But the stop, agent, hate thing was funny as fuck. That was good, that was good. It's fucking funny, dude. Well, let me say this.

Starting point is 01:12:06 Jimmy Oh Yang. Is the best. Probably one of the greatest comedian friends, actors, performers, souls in the comedy business. We love you so very much. You're so, so, so nice. I think you're one of the greatest out there. Known you for a long time, funny dude, great dude.

Starting point is 01:12:22 You seem to not really miss a stride. You're pretty good. Thanks. You're pretty good, man. And you guys, man. I tell Bobby this every time, bro. I fucking look up to this guy. Don't. Ever since I was young. My dad was about to buy a ticket to the improv

Starting point is 01:12:38 on the night that I wasn't gonna be there, but you were there. He was like, I'm gonna go watch my hero, Bobby Lee. I wanna meet your dad. Well, are you coming to the show at the Forum? Yeah, I am. Yes, please. When is that?

Starting point is 01:12:48 What, you're playing at the Forum? Yeah, and he asked me to do a little set. February 28th, we're gonna, I would invite, I love you, but I'm trying to make it like an Asian thing for my brother's, I'm sorry. For your mungs and your pick mugs. Are there other Asians you asked to be on it? Who else is on it?

Starting point is 01:13:04 Yeah, I don't wanna give away the whole lineup. I'll tell you later. So let's promote some of the things Jimmy. So Jimmy, you have the TV show on Hulu. Interior Chinatown on Hulu. He's going to the forum you're playing. Yeah, the forum. LA, February 28th. February 28th. Yeah, I might be doing it. Yeah, Bobby might be surprised. Number three. What else? Your Instagram handle. What is it?

Starting point is 01:13:25 It's Jimmy O Yang. Jimmy O Yang. Yeah. And please support our brother here yeah. Number three, what else? Your Instagram handle, what is it? It's Jimmy O. Yang. Jimmy O. Yang? Yeah. And please support our brother here. He's one of the best. I've always loved him. He's one of the greatest. So go see him, if you're in LA,

Starting point is 01:13:34 come see him at the Forum February 28th, jimmyoyang.com. Jimmyoyang.com, jimmycomedy.com. I own many websites. I own plentyoffishsauce.com. I own CelebDickSize.com. I own celebdicksize.com. They all just redirect to my site. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:13:49 Yeah. Awesome. So Chinese of you. Yeah. So advantageous. We're gonna buy all the websites. It's brilliant. Do you ever get, one last question if I may.

Starting point is 01:14:00 Please. Wrap it up. Have you ever had a white girl see your penis and be surprised how big it is? Thank you for being a bad friend. Yeah, ooh, yeah, ooh, yeah

Bad Friends - We're Leaving LA w/ Jimmy O'yang

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