Bad Hasbara - The World's Most Moral Podcast - 115: Humanitarian Aid Mission: Impossible

Episode Date: June 12, 2025

Matt and Daniel are joined by Producer Adam to cover the scuttled Madleen aid flotilla, an AI vision for the future of Israel and Palestine, and Daniel reveals something “crazy about Swedish” that’s definitely not the confusing syntax of the instruction manual for an imported penis pump. It’s not his bag, baby!Please donate to the Al-Areer Family Survival Fund Fund: https://bit.ly/alareerUse promo code MOSTMORAL at CBDistillery.com for 25% off your purchase. Specific product availability depends on individual state regulations.See Francesca Fiorentini and Matt Lieb August 28 in Houston, TX: https://bit.ly/mattfranhtxSubscribe to the Patreon https://www.patreon.com/badhasbaraWhat’s The Spin playlist: https://spoti.fi/4kjO9tLSubscribe/listen to Bad Hasbara wherever you get  your podcasts.Spotify https://spoti.fi/3HgpxDmApple Podcasts https://apple.co/4kizajtSupport this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/bad-hasbara/donationsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

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for at least a good portion of it, we're talking about Greta. Greta Toonberg. Oh, wait. But speaking of tunes, aren't we missing something? I'm sorry. I'm missing one of the most important segments and my mind is elsewhere

because like I said, you're missing the segment that literally no one tunes in for. I tune in for it and I enjoy it a lot and I actually believe it's gained quite a following as it now has a Spotify playlist. Daniel, what's the spin? Well, the spin today is four records from my collection back home each reminding me of something that's going on. First of all, L.A., what the fuck is? up, Matt. I'm going to say, Matt, what the fuck is up with L.A.

But I've got this track by West Coast Legend, or this album by West Coast Legend Ice Tea, the iceberg. Freedom of Speech, just watch what you say, which contains the great song, Lethal Weapon. And The Girl Tried to Kill Me. That's a great BDSM hardcore hip-hop number. But it opens with a monologue by Jello Biafra from the Dead Candidies. Oh, cool. about how America is now under martial law. Anyone outside the curfew zone will be shot. It's a slight list. It's a spite list.

I'm exaggerating it. But the martial law thing, I just have to give a shout out to one of the funniest tweets I've ever seen or seen in a long time from Samuel Bade, who said, here I was all excited that Trump had become a Muslim because I heard him say, Masha La, but actually he said, Masha law.

That's great. So, it reminded me of that iced tea album. We're going to be doing a segment on someone who goes by Nause, but not this Nause. Different Nause. Ilematic, the 94 debut classic. That's right. This Nause is these days very anti-immigrant, is cheering on ICE officials. Yeah.

He's a real America firster. Yep. I mean, sometimes you live long enough to become the villain or whatever the Batman quote is. It ain't hard to tell. I tried to think of what could I do for the flotilla. Every boat-themed song just seemed completely inappropriate. Like what? The Ruck of the Edmund Fitzgerald or...

Or sailing by Christopher Cross? Well, as a matter of fact, Matt. There is. That's what I came up with. yeah just the smooth jazzy as the the the yacht rockiest song of all time that is so good it's such a great it's a great song man the canvas can do miracles matt that's right just you wait and see just you wait and see yeah god that song honestly it's like one of those things where i wanted to pretend like it wasn't just a banger and i was just you know it's just like oh what is this

shit but then like you'll be driving in silence and you'll be like Dang-a-da-d-d-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-ha. We're not about down to paradise. Listen to not for me. It's just like, like, the way he sings it? God damn it. God damn you, Christopher. Yeah.

And also the way he wears his pants backwards. Completed. You know what I mean? Yeah. Come on. Come on, anyone? He's the Daddy Mac. Yes.

Yes, thank you. Chris cross-cross reference. Oh, hey. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. See, we're not going to talk past each other too much today, folks. Chris, Chris Cross is going to make you float, float, sail, sail. Say, yeah, there we go. Sly Stone just died, so here is the album Fresh by Sly and the Family Stone.

And, yeah, I mean, he was just one of a kind, great songwriter, great band leader. And, you know, he made music for everyday people and also everyday frogs. Here's a clip of two of his fans. I can be right I can be wrong My unbeliefs are in my song A butcher, a baker An empathy young

It makes no difference One move I'm in But I I am everyday people That sounds good, yeah There is a blue one that just It is a great vibe I do especially love

watching a kermit the frog cover of pretty much anything you know anytime kermit gets involved in a cover i'm always like damn uh beautiful yeah his cover of cop killer by body count i thought was really great it was really good i very much enjoyed that uh okay so that's what's spinning uh but there's something else spinning folks something else and i bet you can guess what it is uh the narrative the media Hasbara. There's a lot of spin going on. And it's been a spin, veritable spin roller coaster over in the Hasbara sphere. It's going to be different by the time this episode comes out. Everything is moving rather quickly. But as of now, which is, you know, we're recording this on Tuesday, June 10th, around 11 Pacific time. The Greta Toonel and her crew of the Madeleine, the Gaza Flotilla, they were arrested, kidnapped, and right now Greta is currently, I believe, was flown to France. So that's where we are at right now.

By the time this episode comes out. Oh, we won't. There's a lot going on. So after 20 months of Israelis and their supporters, screaming at, protesters, why don't you just go to Gaza and see what Palestinians are really like? Greta Toonberg and her crew of the Gaza Flotilla Madeline tried to do just that, only to be intercepted by Israelis, kidnapped, and forced to watch October 7th footage. This is a real thing they tried to at least. The Telegraph reported that Greta Toonberg's refusal to watch footage of

October 7th program is all you need to know, written by Jake Simons, who is a really prolific has barist. But yeah. There's more you could potentially know about it that would enrich your position on the subject. All you need to know is that she did not want to sit in a chair and watch October 7th.com footage, which, you know, it's been an interesting thing to see the way that October 7th footage has been used. It's like beyond, or October 7th has been used, beyond just like condemning, you know, Hamas or, you know, at the very least, you know,

being asked to condemn any crimes. People are now just going like, oh, so you refuse to sit and watch a bunch of curated footage brought forth to you by the Israeli military. And sit and watch with all of your Gaza flotilla float friends. So the Israelis surrounded the flotilla through some sort of chemical on board that stung everyone's eyes. They jammed their comms, which I didn't even know. I thought those only in cartoons.

Yeah, that's like some sci-fi shit. I didn't know you could just jam comms. And they boarded and kidnapped them in international waters, which is a war crime. And the crew had taped some pre-recorded messages in case of this exact scenario, which I think kind of tells you something about this trip. It was like they knew perfectly well that this was probably the most likely possibility is getting boarded by the Israelis. So yeah, they did a little like basically a hostage video for themselves pre-recorded so it could get out because they knew that they wouldn't be allowed. to speak once the boarding process happens. So here's Greta. My name is Greta Thunberg and I am from Sweden. If you see this video, we have been

intercepted and kidnapped in international waters by the Israeli occupational forces or forces that support Israel. I urge all my friends, family and comrades to put pressure on the Swedish government to release me and the others as soon as possible. That is Greta. And, you know, the, you know, putting pressure, obviously. It's like one of those things where even in, like, recording that video, you've got to be a little bit nervous. Like, yeah, because pressure's worked great thus far, you know? Like, it's obviously putting herself and everyone in the crew of the Madeline at great risk doing this at all.

well and if I was a liberal Zionist I'd be deeply offended by that video because how so well the the much more I think peace-loving and and fair-minded way for her to say that would be I'm Greta Thunberg and if you've seen this video I've probably been detained legally by the Israeli force rightfully and righteously and I urge everyone Exactly. And I urge everyone to put pressure on the Swedish government to support the Israeli government's internal investigation into my death. Yes. And whatever the outcome of that is.

Please respect it. Please respect the out of the investigation. Now, I love Greta. Bork, bork, bork. I love Greta. And I do that voice out of love. I just want to do. be clear that it's out of love. Yeah, it is, you know, you say it's like if I were a liberal Zionist, it is, it is crazy watching the outrage over this. And it's been this, this entire experience of the flotilla for the last like couple of weeks from the bombing of the initial flotilla that they were going to use to them setting sail again. Yeah.

From Malta. Yeah. From Malta in a few months. Yeah, in May. Yeah. to them, you know, finally boarding the other boat, the much smaller boat, and then having just a sea of Zionists, propagandists, all in unison going, this is so stupid. Like, who even really cares about this? Oh, guys! And everyone being like, I think everyone cares a lot, including you.

It seems to be all you're talking about. Did you see Pierce Morgan talking to Francesca Albanese? They're being like, but this is clearly just a joke, right? No one cares. It's a publicity stunt, you know? And I'm thinking to myself, well, yes, that is the point of doing things that will get attention. Yes. I mean, you know, freedom riders and people who are going down to get pressure hosed and have dogs sick on them.

in the Jim Crow South were doing so with the explicit hope that people who were not there and didn't have the same courage to be there would pay attention because it would get attention. Yes. That's what activism is one of the main goals of activism. Yes. Israel is the drunk asshole saying,

hold me back to his friends, but his friends don't hold him back. And he's like, oh, God, now I actually have to do this thing. I thought you would hold me back. Yeah. And the truth of it is, is they don't mind not being held back. In fact, they prefer to not be held back in most cases. But what I think really pissed them off about Greta and this flotilla was the fact that they really knew they couldn't.

They couldn't do what they would have loved to do, which is to, if not, you know, bored and then literally imprison these people for an unspecific. amount of time, it would be to murder them. This is what they did, what is it, 10 years ago? 10 years ago or something. The Mavi Mamra. And as someone pointed out, I forget who it was. But the real answer to Pierce is the reason Greta Thunberg has to be on that boat is that if she's not, you're not going to talk about it.

No one's going to talk about it. It's going to get droned and bombed and put everyone's lives at risk and it'll get zero coverage. So you want to make fun of these celebrities and what you're really mad at is that they're forcing you to cover this thing that you'd much rather not cover. Right. Yes. And it's like the point that they're proving, you know, with it is the fact that the Israelis are willing to do a literal war crime. And it is, make no mistake, a war. war crime for them to have boarded the boat and kidnapped and deported them. It was in international waters. Amnesty International has already condemned the actions taken by Israel. And they knew that this

was most likely going to happen. And it's so funny because this is exactly what, if the Israelis these were serious about the dangers of the Palestinian people, I think they would have absolutely let them. They would have said, like, you know, because they're always saying, go to Gaza, go to Gaza, see what they're, see what they're like,

see how fast you get murdered for showing your hair or whatever. Throw you out of a building. All we're going to do is kidnap you. Yeah, exactly. And it's so funny because they literally justify everything that they do through the lens of, well,

the Palestinians were going to do it and it would have been worse. Like, they're doing a genocide to stop the Palestinians from doing a genocide. They're kidnapping Greta Toonberg to stop Palestinians from kidnapping Greta Toonberg. It is like, it's completely twisted logic.

And you see it in sort of the Israeli political cartoons that have come out. I don't know if you guys have seen these, but the Twitter account, BM, the one that's I, at I really hate you, who is, I believe an Israeli who has left Israel. Taking a healthy BM? Yes, taking a healthy

BM all over Zionism. In my home growing up, that was the term for that function. Really? Yeah, there was no poo, poop. No duty? What about boo-boo? No duty. No boo-boo. Wow. No number two. It was Daniel. Have you made a BM today? Oh, wow. I think it, I think that permanently scarred, or should I say stained my psyche. I can imagine. It's so clinical.

It's so fucking clinical. Yeah, because in my family, we proudly took a fatty shit. Just what we called it. Just hold on, I'm taking a fatty shit. I think to this day, I still, right before every podcast, I text you guys, hold on, I'll be there in a second taking a fatty shit. But BM put out some of these cartoons, showed it. to his Twitter following.

This is from Gilly Hasid, or Gilly Hasid. This is a boat. God, there's Israeli political cartoons fucking suck so bad because they, number one, have no sense of humor. They don't understand jokes. And number two, everything has to draw. They can't draw. They can't draw.

And everything has to be labeled in a way. It's like political cartoons are already over labeled. It's always like elephant. and it says big business and a money and it says bribes, you know? It's just like, I get it, I get it, I get it. Stop spelling it out. Here is what this is.

Okay, Greta in a boat, it's a small boat on the sale, it says Greta's aid. Greta's got bags of things that say, without UNRWA, 100% activism is without UNRA. No idea. Any clue what without UNRA means?

No, I have no idea. They don't like UNRWA, so I don't understand why it doesn't matter. Also, there's an aid truck driving freely into Gaza, which I'm fairly sure is something Israel doesn't allow these days. Right. And you know it's Gaza because it says Gaza. And then it's two Israeli soldiers. I mean, this is clearly AI. It says, listen, let her get to know the monsters up close. The ones she wants to help. Let her go feed. the monsters. See if they don't eat her hand. Turns out they didn't go let her feed the monsters. Where's dry bones when you need it?

I mean, that guy had a certain haiku-like simplicity to his idiotic, Israeli political cartoons. Just a guy, sort of a perplexed guy, very badly drawn, thinking thought bubbles. Yes. You know, like very simple thoughts he couldn't figure out. shaking his head at the crazy world. I like that kind of Hasbara cartoons. This AI shit is bullshit. Yeah, AI shit fucking sucks.

The only good AI is Matt and Daniel voices. Yes, that is the only one that's allowed. And we certainly are big fans of that here, producer Adam. Please do more. Do more about saying things. This is the other one that has been spread wildly. like okay coming soon it says satanic instead of titanic and it's Greta Toonberg being hugged by a Hamas guy starring no no read that word again please uh what is satanic not that word the next word no read it uh read it coming soon no read the word underneath satanic very carefully starring no that's not how starring oh that's right

It says staring. It does say staring. Staling. That's a good point. That's an unintentional type of. Yes, yes. Hey, it got past me. But staling, Greta Iceberg, which, great job.

And Leonardo decapitato. Decapitio. Yeah, decapitio, which is, I mean, tortured is shit. I mean, listen, I know that... Sweat pouring all the way off that. I know. It's so sweaty. More like decapitadio, you know what I'm doing crime zio.

Yeah, cutting off the heads. There's a Palestinian in state Tehran right now wiping his brow and relief and saying to the guy next to him, geez, at least we're not being tortured as badly as that joke. Yeah, exactly. It's like, listen, I walked all the way from North Gaza to the world. off a gate and this was this was a much longer walk in this joke

fucking hey for a lot less sustenance that's right they put me in a stress position for 48 hours and even I wasn't as contorted as that humor listen I can take all sorts of bombing

but this is the worst I've seen please forgive us all of our Palestinian and human listeners please forgive us Or we know not what we do. Yeah, so, you know, this has like been a week now, it feels like, of, yeah, I think they set sail on what was like the, in the last seven days.

And so it's been seven days of people pretending to be unbothered by it. There was this fucking, oh, this brutally annoying TikTok. video that has been thoroughly hated on by everyone who's on TikTok because it's very clearly you know like has barra propaganda but it is

a woman in bed just talking about how lame it is that Greta is doing a flotilla and here is that video I just can't stop laughing like in all of the negativity and crap you see online

and then I see the flotilla The flotilla is coming to save Gaza. She's literally lying in bed right now. And I just want to point out, not laughing. I'm doing nothing. And it's like so weird that people are doing something. Like, I'm here in bad. You guys, I think I have a medical condition because I literally can't stop laughing.

I haven't stopped laughing. since, let's say, October 8th. Just, I don't know why. I hope you can make out my words through the tears. The gales of laughter. Yeah. There's more of this dog thing. I just think they're a whole bunch of narcissistic influencers.

I mean, I guess as all influencers are. The selfie video front-facing camera person thinks they're narcissistic. Yes, in bad. I almost thought she was like a California girl until she said, eh. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's the giveaway, dude. That's the tell right there. That's the fucking, that's the, that's the three fingers.

The three. That's the fast bender holding up three fingers and alerting the fucking Nazis like, oh, wait a second, that's Nazi German three. Well, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if I'm going to be going. out, I might as well go out speaking the Torah's Hebrew. Yeah, exactly. Sababa. All right, here we are in a sense,

but to like take a boat and think you're going to be the white saviors of this war zone. It's just it's unreal. I don't know. No, go on. I almost needed it. Why is it funny, though? I needed it to laugh because

Okay, Greta. They're all. I'll figure it out. I certainly haven't, but you'll figure it out. They're also out of touch. They're out of touch. They're out of touch. It's amazing.

I would never wish for anyone's demise or anything like that. I genuinely, I hope they're safe, but like. I prefer to lie in bed and just kind of let people's demise, like, happen. Right, exactly. And not think about it. I just think it's better. while people are being demised, to be informed and get informed while the demising is happening. Like concurrently to the demising is the informing.

And you know what they say, informer, you know me, daddy me, snow me, go and blame. It lick you boom, boom down. She certainly is licking boom, boom down. But also the subtitle on this, Greta on the Flotilla on her way to free palace, is unbelievably funny. She's on her way ostensibly to provide aid to the people being decimated, not to free. It's just like a willful misunderstanding top to bottom. Yeah, it's 100%.

And it's also like, it's just, it's complete spin as to what the purpose of this is, including the whole like talk about aid. Like, oh, in that little boat, you couldn't even deliver all the, like, Like, you can't get enough aid in that little boat. It's like, well, they had a bigger boat. They had a bigger boat like earlier. I don't know if you know what these people are doing is just symbolic. Yes, we do.

Yes, everyone knows this. That's right. Exactly. You know what's unbelievably funny lady is that the, no matter how obvious it is that this is a symbolic effort that they are, you know, trying to get into Gaza, and knowing full well that they're going to be stopped one way or the other by the Israelis. What's actually funny about it is that even though you know this, and everyone knows this, the Israelis can't help themselves. They have to do it.

It's the same thing after October 7th, it was just like, the Israelis can't help themselves. They cannot stop. They were like, listen, everyone knew after October 7th that the Israeli, were going to use this as a pretext for genocide. And everyone also said, don't do that. They were going to use it as a pretext to run

Chag Wild. Right. Yeah, exactly. We knew they were going to run Hog Wild. And it's like they, no matter how many times people said, like, look, I fucking, I lived through the fucking

war on terror and 9-11 and all that shit. You know this isn't going to work. You cannot replace. the ideology there's no regime change possible here that you know and they that they can't help themselves they are always putting themselves in these PR disasters because at the end of the day the goals are disastrous oh my god you guys oh my god you guys you know Martin Luther King with a million people to the National Mall in D.C. and they're going to cure racism.

Oh, yeah, it's so funny. It's so funny, the narcissism. You know, we need an update on the Eve Barlow thing of Jews are tired. I know, like, I love that. Jews are lethargic. Jews are bored. I love it. I love it.

That's true. What would be the agreeable way to draw attention to the humanitarian disaster? To ignore it. If George Clooney, you know, was riding on a truck that got, you know, intercepted by one of the gangs that Israel is supporting, or, you know, got stopped at the border by settlers that are backed up by the IDF, like, would that be okay? Or is any drawing attention to it just verboten? Do they disagree with boats? Like, what's their core disagreement? Yeah, I mean, that's their core disagreement.

I mean, it's just so clear that everything that she's laughing at there is in order to mock this, in order to, like, it is just for the sake of trying to get, like, ignite that cynical bone that is, you know, in every, especially young person who's on TikTok, trying to be like- What ignites your cynical bone? Oh, dude, my cynical bone has never been unignited, bro. It shines bright like a diamond. Cynical bone has some underrated verses on E-1999. I completely agree.

And that sings all the words. And I do all the words and I apologize. I was young and I loved bone thugs, including cynical bones. Yeah, but like, so there's just been a bunch of Hasbara. We have a returning champion, Daniel. I know we're very excited about this. The boy is back. Elon Levy's pet project, children doing kids'

Bob Pesbara. Oh, Little Twistola. Little Twistela. Little Twistie. Yeah, Little Twistie is back, and he's got a boat full of friends who have some words for Greta Toonberg. Children of Israel, we're looking for Greta's boat. We have something to say to you all. Are you with me, guys?

Yes! We're coming to get you. Children say the truth. Greta Thangberg, when you were a child, you wanted the good, not the evil, you wanted to protect the world. How come you suddenly became a supporter of terror? You talk about genocide. How can you not condemn the whores of October 7th? If you want to provide food to the people of Gaza, I suggest you condemn Hamas, because the truth is that must be...

Hold on, hold on. If you want to provide food to the people of Gaza, what they are absolutely starving for, to dine on would be your absolutely hollow condemnation of our enemies yes and i love that will nourish them i love it too because it's like very funny when you get a child to do a uh a ransom note you know if uh you must condemn october 7th if you want the puppy to live it's like okay bro i don't know Where are your parents, dude? Where are your parents? From the people of Gaza.

Not Israel. And what about the hostages? Are you going to give them any food? I love this. I just love the idea of just like, did you bring enough of the whole class? Like, bro, car before the horse here. And what about the people being tortured in Israeli prisons?

Are you going to bring them any not torturing? Yes, yeah. Are you going to go over there and stop that? No. So if you're a little Flotilla, can't solve all of these problems at once, maybe let the children start. I invite you to meet me, and I will show you what the children of Israel are going through. I hope that you will wait. What are the children of Israel going through is being fucking kidnapped, put on boats, and conscripted into...

Yes, this is what the kids of Israel are going through. Are you fucking kidding? We are eating the worst food. We are dancing to bed music. It's terrible. When I was younger, when I was younger, I used to go to school and I would play. But now I'm forced to make content at gunpoint by Elon Levy. Wake up and understand that you're on the wrong side of history.

You know, children always say the truth. And I hope that you will see that. I'm Israel-Kai. I love. You know children always say the truth. famously. Yeah. There's one thing I mean about kids is that they don't lie.

Wait, what is it? The one thing I know about children is that somebody else drew on the wall with crayons. Yeah. Unbelievable. It's like, yeah, the one thing we all know about children. It's a universal saying is, uh, no, somebody else shit my diaper. What the fuck are you talking about? This is from the hit program.

kids say the most damnable things yeah hosted still hosted by Bill Cosby because you know why I'd love to stuff a pudding pop in that kid's mouth yeah but like literally not figuratively no a pudding pop yeah an actual pudding pop

to stop him from speaking just in case you never know so yeah the Israelis have been like you know going crazy with this And when they finally captured the vessel, the Israeli foreign ministry started their Hezbara campaign. This is the, they first started by giving it a name that they tried to make stick, the selfie yacht. From the official Israel foreign ministry account, the Israeli Navy is currently communicating with the quote, selfie yacht. I love that you.

This is straight out of the Trump playbook. You make up a term, you put it in quotes. As if someone else said it. you act as if it always existed. It definitely has panicking vibes. Oh, yes, yes. I mean, come on. Like, we, no one, you're writing it.

Don't put it in quotes. Using an international civilian communication system, the Israeli Navy has instructed the quote, selfie yacht. Stop trying to make selfie yacht happen. It's not going to happen. To change its course. We need a new genre of music, selfie yacht rock. Oh, my God.

God. Yes. Oh, fuck. Now I want to do Christopher Cross cover. Oh, man. So, yeah, to change this course, do its approach toward a restricted area. Mm-hmm. All the passengers of the selfie yacht are safe and unharmed. They were provided with sandwiches and water. The show is over. I love the show is over. They're literally like, nothing to see here, folks. It's all done. Only thing to see here is the thing that we're giving you to see here is the sandwich photo. Yeah, stop, stop telling people I'm mad. Don't put in the newspaper that I was mad. Like, it's just, it's just so, it's just so fucking transparent. The show is over. And they've made a, pardon the pun, a real meal out of this selfie sandwich. They've been posting pictures of Greta Toonberg being given a sandwich by some IDF soldier.

And it says, in case you missed it, the selfie yacht is making his way to the shores of Israel. The passengers were safe, are safe and were provided with sandwiches and water and are expected to return to their home countries. Do you notice the sandwich emoji before that bullet point? Oh, my God, I did not. There is a sandwich emoji. Yes. And then under it is the tiny, they're going to talk about the tiny amount of aid

that they weren't able to fit. They couldn't, they didn't have enough aid in their small flotilla. Again, we know you blew up their other flotilla. What are you doing? Okay. I just, I get,

it made me mad. It make me mad. But yes, they, you know, I have been really trying with this fucking, with this sandwich bullshit. Here's Arson Ostrowski.

No, at Greta Toonberg, you little self-righteous provocateur, you are not a hostage. You are treated peacefully with dignity, with dignity, provided food by Israeli forces. Now you get to go home. But you know who are hostages, and then pictures of people who matter to the Israelis. Also, that tweet definitely not self-righteous. Only the people she's tweeting about are self-righteous. I'll grant that she's not a hostage. She's an illegally captured detainee who's going to be,

sure you know deported hostages are being held in exchange for something right which is a concept israel clearly doesn't understand but yes i mean i'm not going to quibble with her her use of the term if she did use that term yeah but i mean if they can if they can misuse what the term hostage means then hostage is up for fair it's fair game it's up for misinterpretation then then anything is a hostage. Everyone is in prison is a hostage. Everyone in every Israeli captive

is no, they're a hostage. Every Israeli soldier, every prisoner of war is a hostage. Sure, fine. Then anyone is a hostage. You know what I mean? But I feel like this sandwich could be stuffed even further. I feel like Israel could take this, you know, one step further. What they need to do

is one of their toy companies what's the Israeli version of Hasbro? I guess it's Hasbara. It's Hasbara, bro. Hasbaro. Speaking of which, I think we need to do some kind of crossover or promo with Sabaro. Yeah.

Bad Hasparo. Yeah, bad has Sparrow. No, but, you know, Russia, a new board game to market for families called Hungly, Hungary. It shoots in Latterton. hungry hungry hypocrites yeah exactly hungry hungry hypocrites with Greta Trunberg's face you know you're like flicking sandwiches at her well it's shoots and ladders but it's spelled S-H-O-O-O-T-S

yes yes yes it's just like fucking it's so funny watching them go fucking crazy over like the sandwich meme they were trying really hard to make this like selfie yacht sandwich meme to happen. And, you know, the greatest part about it was Trump, unfortunately, is hilarious. And he very quickly just undermined the entire basis, the entire news cycle of trying to make their meme happen. And he's like a human meme machine. And so he said this. Israel has enough problems without kidnapping Greta Thunberg. just like immediately the full the full quote is because i only i only got the last bit of he says

i think israel has enough problems without kidnapping greta thunberg right yeah yeah exactly it just like fucking i just love it because he uh the they were trying to not make kidnap grettoonberg be in news and trump he has no there's no switch in his mind that is like here's the optics switch. He doesn't give a fuck, which for good and for bad, in this case, it's a rare W where immediately, I mean, I'm not saying that this

is, they wouldn't have released Greta immediately anyways, but this certainly helped Well, I think what Trump thought he meant. He always thinks he's on side with his friends. And I think what he thought he meant is, it's ridiculous

to say that they're kidnapping. They would never do that. They'd got enough problems without doing that. Right. Sure. He very well may have meant that. But what in the course of like just saying that they have enough problems without also kidnapping Greta Toonberg, everyone, I mean, this is the way I viewed it is everyone was like, yeah, they would be crazy to kidnap Gretaunberg. Don't kidnap Gretaunberg. And so in order to, you know, who's to say if they would have released her immediately anyways. I'm sure.

Or at least partially sure. I don't know what's going on with the rest, but she was halfway return. She landed in France very recently. You want to hear something crazy about Swedish? Yeah, please. Swedish or Sweden?

No, Swedish. The language. You would think that that G at the end is really important. No. Like Tunberg. Yeah. But when you hear her say her own name, I'm Greta Thunberg, Toomburg.

Yeah, Toomburg. Like, it's almost a silent G. It is, yeah. And that feels sacrilegious to me. Like, that G has pride of place in that age. I know. And yet they're not even fucking saying it. Don't silence the G's.

You know what I mean? Especially not the OGs like us. Yeah, it is, it's great watching her being interviewed. I just have a couple of clips of her. at, I believe, an airport in Paris, where she was, you know, immediately surrounded by press who wanted to talk to her about the experience. And I have, I have some clips of that. First, this is her responding to a question about the sandwich bullshit.

Sandwiches on that social media? How did they... Yeah, they're probably close with lots of PR stunt videos. As I said, I have not seen anything. But they didn't leave by kidnapping us, only the crash in the conference and against our own, bringing us to Israel, feeding us in the bottom of the problem, not having us to go out and so on. I really love the way she's able to, like, stay on message when it comes to stuff, and the way that she was able to just kind of, like, expertly, you know, set that line of questioning aside.

It's like, yeah, I'm sure they did some sort of bullshit PR campaign to, you know, distract you from the fact that what they did is a literal war crime. And she goes on to talk more about that here. Well, that is very ironic coming from them since you just described them doing the PR stunt of them handing outside. So the question that she was asked is like, can you respond to the fact that Israel is calling this whole thing a PR stunt? Well, that is very ironic coming from them since you. You just described them doing the PR stunt of them handing out sandwiches or whatever. But this is our last boat that we were attempting to go on this mission with a month ago.

It was a much larger boat with, of course, could fill much more aid. That was bombed twice. And all the evidence strongly points towards Israel. So we made this trip with a smaller boat and a smaller crew because that's all that we had. because they bond the last boat and as I said this is about bringing as much humanitarian aid

as we possibly could while also sending a message of solidarity and hope telling Palestinians that we stand behind you in this struggle and we are joining the global uprising of people demanding

and end to the oppression and decolonization and not just in the metaphor And when you say we are sending a message, it really does let the air out of, this is a publicity stunt. Yes, this is meant to send a message. I've yet to see any sort of official Israeli authority give any kind of explanation as to why you have to interdict a boat with no weapons and food on it in international waters. that's not even in Israeli or disputed Israeli territory. Yeah, right. There's, you know, this is purely trying to head off an awareness-building effort.

And if it is just a PR stunt, well, at least they're Tom Cruise's about it. They're doing their own fucking stunts. God damn right. And this is the thing about Greta Toonberg that I so admire is that, like, you, we all, look, we see what social media. hath wrought upon the narcissism of a not just a younger generation but fucking every generation every fucking all ages party of narcissism on social media everyone is doing things i don't know man the gen x social media accounts that i follow say that we are immune to it that's right yeah yeah that's right wait dan you'll say it's like tom cruise again yeah exactly more like human

aid mission impossible. There we go. There we go. Nicely done that. You've learned well, my son. Yes. Six minutes after the original joke, you get a thought, you just cycle it back. You just real big fish it right back in.

You know, and you just get that thing in there, and then we just contain, that's how it's done on this podcast. That's right. Observed and learned young bass hopper. It's just screaming. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Hold on, Muhammad, Muhammad al-Gurd. Hold on.

Stop, just, I need you to stop you talking right now about your experience as a Palestinian and what happened to your home. Because truth decay, am I right? I have a bit. I'm a bit. Okay, say anything you said. It's not even that good.

It's not even that good. But I just thought of it. And I can't sit still. Yeah. And I'm allowed. I have admin privileges on this. I have admin privilege. I am allowed.

I have ADD men privileges. on this case. That's right. But I just wrote what I was going to say about Greta is that like Greta is someone who I mean I can't think of another activist you know at least off the top of my head who has her level of or at least had her level of like mainstream liberal acceptance who was fully willing to abandon it. um to stand up for her principles you know uh and and beyond that like a lot of people do

shit for clicks and stuff greta goes to places greta is someone who is there greta has been a person on the ground has put her body on the line has been arrested multiple times uh and it's just like you know at some point you you can't it doesn't stick when you keep saying oh this is all just fucking everything she does is just like narcissistic you know it's like if she wanted to be a fucking narcissist she could continue getting fallated by the mainstream liberal establishment and shutting the fuck up about Palestine very easily she could be lifted continually lifted to the heights of mainstream liberal acceptance and that shit is got to be an ego boost so It's just so funny that she has a conscience.

It's like, I don't even know why, and maybe you could tell me, but it's funny. We're laughing, right? Someone laugh. But yeah, I just say, shout out to Greta. I mean, I am glad that she seems to be unhurt. I'm, you know, I think it's incredible. that she so quickly was able to, you know, was sent home. I mean, you do have to understand that is humiliating.

All of it is humiliating for Israel. All of it is humiliating for Zionism because for them, they know they can't do shit to her. They know this. They know, like, they don't care about a lot of PR disasters, obviously, but that one, they were like, I think we have enough problems without kidnapping Greta Toonberg. And I just think it's like,

it's badass to have them by the balls in that way. So Greta, shout out to you and shout out to the future flotillas that are going to be coming through. And, you know, may they all be as widely recognized and as safe as Greta Toonberg. And sooner or later,

as is being said more and more by people. We're going to have to see a Jewish flotilla. We're going to have to see an Israeli flotilla. We're going to have to see people like us putting bodies on the line and saying, hey, you know,

state of our forefathers and foremothers, Jewish state, homeland. You want a piece of this? Yeah. You know? Yeah, 100%. State doing all this shit in my name. Yeah.

Come at me, bro. Yes. Get at me, dog. It would be funnily like almost counterproductive if it was just like a Jews only Flotilla. Right. They're like, no, no, no, no, no go away. If it was a Jews only flotilla, we would, we wouldn't be able to deliver aid because

we would have to stop the entire thing with drammamine. Dramine, yeah, exactly. Everyone just, we all be cool. Weasie. And also, and also, Gifiltefisher are notoriously hard to catch. Very hard, very hard. You really got to have a good net. Yeah, yeah.

So let's take a quick commercial break. And when we get back, we're going to talk about someone who is not just illmatic, but stillmatic. Not the actual NAAs. We're going to be talking a little bit about a Nause daily piece of content that we love. Stick around. We'll be right back. Hey, I am here with producer Adam Levin. How are you doing, Adam? Great, always. And I'm doing great as well. And I want to tell you about CB distillery.

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This is Bad Asbarra, the world's most moral podcast. How's it going, Barrettinas? you guys good we're good oh yeah hell yeah fuck yeah adam any uh any late blooming uh jokes yeah i got a joke 25 minutes ago you want to yeah yeah yeah i need at least 30 more minutes to come up with something from the opening of the show thank you yeah he just reads all of the expands it's just like okay okay now i got some belter jokes what do you think's coming through my right headphone audiobooks oh it's a great audio book shout out jefferson maize

Great, great audio book narrator. Speaking of Slystone. Oh, speaking, sure. We got to talk about this amazing, guys, we have more AI slop for you. Yay! And it is time for our wonderful segment, Am Yisrael A.I. Picture of a lion with an Israeli flag. And a picture of a.

Hamas as an octopus or a bus I am Israel I'm Israel high I'm Israel AI Israel hey hi That was a prescient bumper You had the Greta Thumburg in a Hamas Bandbana in there I know I know it turns out they've been

They've been fucking with Greta for a while now yeah um yeah in fact i remember they were first fucking with her uh when she took a picture like in october or something and there was uh you know in solidarity with the people of palestine and uh there was a uh an octopus plushy and they immediately were just like um that's antisemitic and just reminded me of our conversation with uh mohammed l kurd where Yeah, here's a picture of it where he was just like, it's not my fault that you guys have been likened

to literally everything ever. It's like, I have to agree. I mean, what are we going to do? What are we going to do? At some point, it's just like, we're just making up extra animals that we've been, you know, likened to in order to be like,

no, can't show us as that. Some things. We've been every beast man. Yeah, exactly. We've been compared to girass, octopus, squirrels. The beast in me. That's another Johnny Cash.

But guys, I got to talk about Nas Daily. Now, if you don't know Nas Daily, you know, the limited background information I know about Nas is from actually being someone who followed him back in the day. He was like a big Facebook, I guess you would call him like a travel influencer. And it was always like very sweet. It was always like him just going around the world. and like showing things and being like kind of just a happy go lucky guy yeah and he's a 48er

Palestinian from Nazareth right that's right and and I I always um you know like that's what the NAS stands for knows oh shit I didn't think about that no I it's his name it's probably his name but he like would get criticized uh for being a tool of Zionism people would say like he's is he's kind of whitewashing the whole thing. Coexistence pop-tomist. Yes, exactly. And I remember early when I would hear that particular criticism. I don't know, my thoughts were like, what if he's just like some, you know, 48 or Palestinian

who just wants to like travel places and talk about stuff? Like I feel like, you know, it's kind of unfair, especially of me to criticize him. I was like, I'm not going to criticize a Palestinian who just wants to fucking live. You know, it, like, it sucks to, you know, be put in that position. But then I was assured by multiple people that I know, both in Palestinian solidarity spaces and Palestinians as well, they're like, no, no, no, this guy is just doing propaganda. Trust me. I think, actually, no, I remember what his full name. I know what his full name is now.

I know what Naz, Nazgoal. Yeah, yes, it's Nazgul. If you don't know the Nazgul, you need to read more Lord of the Rings. But, yeah, so I think his, Nusir Yassin is his name. I don't know how to pronounce it exactly, but it's something like that. Well, that rhymes with a famous massacre he'll never talk about. Oh, yeah, that's right. It's very close.

The other Yassine, dare I say its name? get it Gary Gary yes thing okay but I was wrong it turns out this guy

I mean October 7th if it did anything it proved to me that this guy was very steeped in the quote like

peace industrial complex of Israel of the state of Israel and like does Zionist propaganda and I was kind of shocked

by it just because because I was like, you know, I guess I was wrong, you know. I don't know. It's, it's always shocking, I think, when there's like people who are, you know, willing to support the genocide of their own people, you know, like, even if it's like, even if he's not, I'm sure he's not pro, well, I don't know. I don't know what, all I know is that he does the heavy lifting and this video guy. It's also a weird position for us to be in like, right. Hey, like, like, like, it really takes a high degree of ridiculousness for us to be like, yeah, let's pick on this 48 Palestinian.

Yes. Who's doing, who's carrying water for the Israeli regime. Completely. I give a lot of grace. Yeah. To Palestinians in, in, in all kinds of different situations. Yes, 100%. But when the production values are this high and the creativity is this high and the absolute absurdity is this high, you have crossed the threshold.

You've met the standard of the Bad Hasbara, you know, benchmarks. Very willingly, I have been very willingly avoiding Nasdaily critique for the very reasons that you pointed out. But, guys, this fucking AI video, here it is. This is from Nasdaily's account. It is called Israel in 2048. Going to the year 2048 To show you the future

I imagine All right So first thing First things first There is A place called Peace Park And it's got an Israeli flag And a Palestinian flag

Side by side Which you know Hey Beautiful I'm sure You know Israel I guess I'm getting

Binational state vibes That's yeah That's kind of what I'm getting which a little bit of me is going like, so we are talking one state solution here, but this feels like a strange fantasy

of it. Let's see how the two get along in this mythical state of equality. It's 2048. We're a beautiful futuristic city. They don't launch rockets. They launch satellites. Yes. They don't dig tunnels. They build.

hotels okay first i just need to stop you right there there are actual uh is utility for tunnels like the idea that they just swear off the building of a everything is above ground everything is above ground all like phone lines are above ground like there's got to be basements basements float above the roof yeah exactly you know all of our uh all of our you know uh all of our you know uh oil lines also above ground. It's just like, come on, man. And for the first time in generations, people give peace a chance.

All right, so now we got images. Israelis give peace a chance. Yeah, right, exactly. People. Israelis, we got Palestinians, Jews, and people of color, all holding hands together and hugging. Between Israel and Palestine.

This was a dream before, now it's reality. Signed, recognized by the world. Even the Pope cried. This is too good. Even the Pope cried. Even the Pope cried. That lied, the Pope wiping his eyes with his own robe, I think. He doesn't have a hanky.

He doesn't have a pontiff culture. The Cubs lost the World Series that. year. That's what that's from. Yeah. He says, even the Pope cried. Even the Pope cried. This is too good.

Too good. I'm sorry. I love the Pope crying about how good. It's too good, guys. I wanted it to be worse. This is too good. Even the Pope started bitching and, sorry, excuse me. Even the Pope stopped bitching and moaning about the bombing of civilians.

And he just chilled out and just. just cried genuine tears. We didn't have to listen to his whining anymore, but he's really war crimes. I love the idea of them, like, resurrecting the fucking previous Pope, and he's just like, finally. Yeah, I was wrong. I was such a cynic.

I was such a cynical bone. Yes, yes, I was cynical bone, the sixth member of Bone Thugs in Harmony. All right, so here we go. So here it is. Two states. Two states, baby. Finally, two states.

for two people. Two ethnic states. Motherfucker, the whole point of the two-state idea is Hafrada, separation. Even the most ardent two-state supporters are not like, let's have two states so we can

all gather in the town square and dance the horror and hug and kiss and make sweet love to each other. No, the idea of two states is I don't ever have to deal with you again. Yes, two states. Daniel, say hafra da again.

Hafrada. It's a real hafra dog whistle, you know what I mean? Yeah, there we go. There we go. That was faster, though, so it's good. But, like, yeah, it is, I mean, you know, one of the many problems with this, like, two-state solution, you know, dream casting that people do is the, you know, that they ignore the fact that it's like, the answer to stopping an ethno-state is not make two ethnostates, you know? it's just like it is completely insane and it's also like even if it was you know something that was possible to do at one point it is completely not possible now and and naz is like one of

those people where again like i don't want to be i'm not trying to be overly critical of a 48 or i don't know whether or not he's like kind of just like a like a dits or if he's like actively or a putts exactly like it's it's hard to it's hard to to it's hard to tell because the way that he envisions this is uh i would say showing a pretty big uh i don't know misunderstanding of maybe his fellow uh Israeli countrymen and their motives to grant him some grace here i actually think sure it's not like he invented this footage the the AI algorithm no no really i mean it took as its inspiration other famous cases of lands split into two

so this this is actually just sort of slightly cosmetically altered footage of what India and Pakistan looks like now true 100% well they get along and how what a successful experiment that was yes and how we all yeah we all look at that and go like oh I love peace um here is

all British all former British territories let's partition yes exactly we love borders drawn by colonizers always good South Arabia Syria Yemen and Iran. It's been a long time coming.

But we made it. I love it. So that's a Jewish man. You know, he's wearing a Kippa. And then I suppose a Saudi Arabian. It's an L.A. Reform rabbi. Right. Yeah.

Well, no, he's, I would take a conservative. He's wearing a suit. Yeah, yeah. The reform rabbis, they all dress like, like, I don't know, they're about to do some Bikram yoga. You know what I mean? like it's a little bit more hippy but you know sometimes it's a suit

Muslim tourists book their flights they come for a run in Tel Aviv just to be clear the Muslim tourists booking their flights Muslim tourists can book flights now to Israel I think it's like part of me is like are you saying that they'll have to be tourists

if they're Muslim I don't know I don't know I don't think Naz is saying that necessarily. But what he doesn't say is the great-grandchildren of Palestinian refugees book their flights. Yeah, right. Their keys around their necks. Yes.

And go and sit and have, you know, and smoke hookah with the Jewish settlers who stole their homes. And they're welcomed with open arms and the Jewish settlers give up half their homes to them. Yes, exactly. And they say to them, Hey, if I don't share it with you, I'll have to share it with someone else.

I'll share it with someone else, exactly. Yeah, I mean, yeah, clearly it's just like, you know, now the Palestinian refugees of 48 and, you know, 67 and, let's say, I don't know, 2025. Yeah, they will have the privilege of being able to get a tourist visa to see a land that was once theirs. All right. It's a slow zoom in of A of the Alaksa Mosque, which I'm like, Nas, what are we really doing here? Also, we've got the movie trailer sound effects anytime you go into like Mexico.

Right, yeah, yeah. Country that boom. Yeah. They always have the guy. I love the just kind of like generic AI generated call to prayer guy. It's just like, come on, man. in Al-Axa mosque and stay in hotels in Gaza. So I'm sorry, but also in this, you're talking about the Muslims who got a tourist visa to go to Israel.

Do they have to stay in Gaza? I just want to know what exact, what kind of Haferda we're dialing with here. Gaza is part of Israel in this future. Right, is it? But then he says it's two states. And I'm like, okay, so does they get, do they have to get two? stamps. Already I'm confused by this vision, guys. And also, let's be real. Are we really? Are we really? You think Al-Ax-Mah still going to be there? I just like, I hope it is, but the future that

you are advocating for, I don't think it includes your feelings about Al-Axa. I just call me crazy. Zoom in on a red heifer looking to heaven. It's too good. Too good. Yes. This is too good. Too good. Jews and Muslims marry. Oh, this is great.

And the mothers approved. Did you see the size of the Meg and Daven on that woman? Oh, no, I didn't. Let me see it. Jews and Muslims Mary. Oh, fuck. Yeah. It takes up her whole clavicle.

That's an amulet to ward off. Yeah, right. The evil eye. To ward off lactose. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. Oh, this is great. And even the mothers approve.

And the mothers approve. Well, at least the kids will be Jewish, right? That one's great because I feel like the mother, the other mother, I don't know. I don't know what her feeling would be about that. So next is the Mossad is out of business. It is out of business. So it opens a museum. A museum.

Guys, this is where it gets crazy. Wait, but then who's going to spy on the United States, if not the Mossad? Right. I also, like, what, like, come on, if it's going to... The hall of assassinations. If it's going to be a... The blackmail wing. Just call it a Jewseum.

Come on, man. It's right there. This was used many years ago, but no one needs to use it now. For those listening, he is looking at a, in a glass case is a beeper. Yep, that's right. A beeper. You remember those peepers, the ones that maimed and killed fucking children and anyone it got in contact with. Yeah, you know, the ones that they're really proud of because they're like, hey, guys, this is a really specialized operation.

We finally got rid of the terrorists, as if that's not the very definition of an act of terror. Yeah, so that's going to be. It was put there by Indiana Jews because it belongs in a museum. There we go. It belongs in a museum. Um, but yeah, I just love, I love, like, adding in their fucking guy who's got as if, oh, God, it's just like, you ever go to a Holocaust museum and you see someone proudly fucking, fucking, you know, like, and these are all the shoes that we collected, but, you know, just fuck, fuck off. And these would also, this is also just be like the starting place for like a Marvel, like a post Zionist Marvel movie, right? where, you know, we've achieved peace

and there's a museum and there's a beeper or whatever, but there's this one Palestinian who wants to get the jihad going again. That's right. They cause the beeper to, like, blow up in the case. Yes. You know, it mortally wounds a bunch of tourists.

And now this ex-Moside agent who swore he'd never, he would never go back, has to go back in and fight. And, oh, I like this, dude. this is already a screenplay you're writing it just type that in to chat GPT it's get it done it sounds like you are

but you're actually not wrong as to where this is going at least slightly and yet the protests remain this is not what we want is not peace it will not last smaller and more irrelevant

hold on all of them are brown all of them are plainly dressed Yes. All of them are Arabs. Yes. And they're getting smaller and more irrelevant. Because they are now currently irrelevant.

Yes. No justice, no peace. Yeah. I'm by the way. Yeah. And I just love like, this is not what we want. It will not last. And it's just like, just so I'm clear, you're saying that even in your utopia scenario here.

the Muslims are still causing problems for you it's just like Muslims be belly aching I mean if you're kind of like fucking wishcast like a peace thing the fact that you're just like adding in but don't worry if you're if you're looking for an enemy there will still be an enemy

there will always be never be satisfied yes if there's one thing we're not going to let them steal our joy are we that's right that's right because listen There will always be an enemy within. That's kind of how this whole thing works. Smaller and more irrelevant than ever.

You want some? Thank you. Yes. A Jew and a Palestinian Arab are breaking bread. AI has made this possible. And only AI can make this possible, apparently. Only possible to imagine. And we only see the Jew offering the Palestinian Simchala

and the Palestinians like, yes, please. What we don't see is the Palestinian being like, you want some McLugla, you want some whatever, and the Jew being like, I don't like to eat anything that hasn't been thoroughly tested, you know? Yeah, just not from your hands. I'm allergic. No offense, but...

You want some? Thank you. God, I just can't stop looking at it. This sounds like a dream, only possible to imagine with AI. But it doesn't happen. to be remember if you're with it oh god it is no oh great where did they get that slogan for the new future that oh boy what a great way to repurpose Herzl what could go wrong I love it they end with a fucking hurtzel quote and remember work

makes you free it will be work That's for sure. But remember her, work will free us. I am the walrus. Ju-ju-gu-go-joo. Fucking A-man. Like, I, listen, I know that AI is destroying the universe and water supplies and whatnot. But I got to say, if you can use AI to imagine a beautiful, peaceful future again, Nasdaily, please do.

never stop making this content. It is so wonderfully childish, and it is like, it's just, there's just something about. And it's so wonderfully poised to convince absolutely no one. Absolutely. Although,

I may have seen a bunch of replies being like, thank you for this, dear, this is so beautiful. Inshallah, you know, these are other AI bots. I'm sorry, but it's like,

I love the, like, AI at this point. It's just content, all of the AI content, is being consumed by AI reply bots and it is it is just wonderful to uh to watch just uh entirely circular economy that exists of like people robots having these conversations that we are just uh observers of you know are the droids in this motherfucker oh man fucking i just ending with a fucking hurtzel quote it's just it's chef's kiss

man it's chefs kiss this guy God bless him and God bless the Pope as the Pope said in that video it's too good it's too good it is so beautiful

I love if anyone by the way wants to see an example of AI being used incredibly weirdly and cool there's a YouTube channel called NeuroViz N-E-U-R-A-L-V-I-Z which has this series of videos

about an imaginary planet and race of creatures called glurins who are... Glorins, yeah, who are doing research into the possible possibly mythic existence of a past species called humans, which is us. Anyway, and there are these weird-looking aliens and I think the voices, I think they're voiced by real actors,

but the animation itself is clearly... and it's brilliant it's actually really really fucking funny okay i i'm uh on on principle uh against the concept but if someone is able to use ai as a tool as a medium in order to do actual art like to me that is uh a useful use of ai as like you know not not in order to make you know a fucking ham-fisted political cartoon about Greta's aid. No, the thing about it is to actually have a very specific, like a weird and specific vision that could really only be realized in its most uncanny way via that and then make it do that.

But you have to see, it's almost like having a sampler, you know, and recombining things and getting this synthetic thing that has this uncanny verisimilitude, but not not what Nas is doing, which is to ask the robot to generate feelings for you. with a whole bunch of ham-fisted and completely contorted and confused political messages. I mean, like looking at that video, I don't know how the prompt wasn't. Chat GPT, please make me liberal Zionist propaganda video. Like that is the simplest prompt of all time. But I will say, sort of in the similar vein of like kind of like using and resynthesizing, you know, a medium in order to,

you know, like make it into something original and new. There is something almost artistic about Nasdaily putting that out as sort of like a more conceptual piece of art. Like as a, you know, as like a person who is a 48er Palestinian, Israeli, who is forced into a life of making peace industrial complex art, there's, I think, no perfect, more perfect video than that video that he uh he made so in a way it's very artistic it's uh it's giving trump's a riviera video 100% yeah yeah but it's like connected with naz here's really it's uh pretty illmatic i'd have to say pretty illmatic and uh represent yes and this has been um a pretty illmatic episode

of uh badass barra guys uh did you guys have fun i had fun i had fun had a great time. And I'm about to have more fun. We have one more. You're going to go take a fatty shit? I'm going to go take a fatty shit. And then we're going to do a bonus episode this week. And then I am in Hawaii and I will be not here for the episodes next week.

But who do we have some, do we ever have some fun planned for next week when the cats away? The mice are going to play. The mice are really going to play. I wish we had some sort of facility to, I don't know, conjure Matt saying whatever we want that we could play. God damn you! No! Bad! Yes.

We've commissioned a video about you by Nasdaily. Oh, fuck. They're just peas with Matt Lee. Anyway, guys, let's get out of here. I got to do some Sicilian shit. It's time to be here and to be family, all of garden style. Patreon.com slash bad has barra. is barra at gmail.com.

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