Bad Hasbara - The World's Most Moral Podcast - 209: Birthwrong (The Jordan Episode)

Episode Date: June 9, 2026

Matt and Daniel are together in the same room, in one of the few countries that will allow such an abomination: Jordan. They’re filling the piggies in on their travels, and discussing New York’s Israel Day parade, the Knesset’s international humiliation exercise, and Jesse Brown appearing just as Islamophobic on US TV as he does in Canada despite the 72% exchange rate.Please donate to United Palestinian Appeal: https://upaconnect.org/Bad Hasbara Merch: https://estoymerchandise.com/collections/bad-hasbara-podcastSubscribe to the Patreon https://www.patreon.com/badhasbaraSubstack https://substack.com/@badhasbaraSupport this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/bad-hasbara/donationsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Tacos salad for ourselves. Al-Alamalekam, everybody, and welcome to bad. Hasbara, the world's most moral and on location. Podcast, hi, everyone. That's right. My name is Matt Lieb. I will be your most Jordanian tourist co-host for this podcast. And I'm Daniel Mate, and I'll be your most trans-Jordanian co-host.

It's ironic that Trans-Jordan is its dead name. Oh, that's crazy. I never thought about that way. We're off to a roaring start here on the world's most moral podcast telling you about our wonderful, our wonderful vacation. We're telling you about our where, but not quite our why. That's right. We're never going to tell you our why. You'll find out.

I just want to say for those of you who are confused and may be scared, I promise we're not Mossad Ops. No. This was not a gigantic ruse. If we were, we would tell you. That's right. I really would, though. I couldn't help myself. That's why, you know, when I'm watching the show Breaking Bad, I'm just like, I don't know, four episodes into season one, if I'm Walter White, I'd be like, Skyler, I'm making met.

Just because it would be too exciting to keep the secret to myself this whole time, you know what I'm saying? I just thought it was a law that when your wife asks you straight up, are you lying to me and leading a complete secret double life? Yeah. You actually have to tell her. You do. It's kind of implausible. right from her like that

men don't lie men don't lie i especially don't and when i do it's very obvious like you know ask me if i'm a masada matt are you a masada no see i'm very trustworthy give us five stars in review on all of your local

podcast apps wherever you are in the world uh whether it be the united states of america or uh jordan if you happen to be in jordan give us five stars in review on the Jordan podcast app or the very friendly Gulf states. Yeah, the very, very friendly Gulf states who also probably have podcast apps. I don't really know about them, but they're probably good. Yeah, so do that.

And also subscribe on all of the platforms in which you can subscribe. Patreon, substack, YouTube, fucking, that's it. That's all of them. You know, do that if you would like to view us. Because that's the thing. Those of you who are listening right now who are just listening on the podcast apps, you're not seeing the full effect. I mean, we are in a hotel

room right now together. And you probably want to see that if you are someone who enjoys visually consuming this podcast. I am not one of those people. I do not like to see me, nor my face. Shout out to

producer Adam Levin on. Should I go get the camels and get them in front of the camera to block your face? Anyone see the pictures of us riding camel? Okay. So. You rode Cam. We wrote camel. We put our little camel toes on top of some camels. And it's very cute. Here is a, here's a photo of us together. We're here in Petra. This is a very Trump pronunciation. They're in Petra. Beautiful city, the Rose City, the Treasury. Very old. Very old. Very old. Old. Older than Chuck Schumer. Some are saying more grand than a Trump hotel. I don't think. I don't think it's more grand. in the Trump Hotel.

In fact, we have a plan to improve Petra. Petra are going to bring UFC. That's right. We're going to bring Dana White. Dana White coming to Petra. Beautiful bodies of men kicking each other in the face. Civilizing Petra at last. This is us just looking cute.

I don't know. This is another one. Look at us. Look how cute we are. This is in Wadi Rum. Wadi Rum. That's us. Right next to Wadi Jin.

That's ha ha. You know, Daniel. in real life does those jokes in real life. If people don't know. You weren't sure until you spent 10 hours in a car with me the last few days. Well, that's the thing. So it's like I've spent time with you in person and you've made puns. But I always wondered like at what point do you get tired of yourself?

Never is the answer. It's how God speaks to me and through me. Yes. Dania. That and song references. There was a sign at Wadi Ram that said, slip, trip, fall or something like that. And I mean, like, the sweet inspiration song, slip, trip, trip, fell in love.

I mean, it just, this is, this is my divine channel. It's his gift, his curse, depends on how you look at it. And the rest of my life is a disaster. That's true. And also just another, another little acuity. This is a cute. Look at this. This is us.

This is us here in the fucking. Hello, Danielle. Tell us about your experience here. Ahalan, as they say here. Ahalan, Sababa and Yala, as we say over there. Because I don't know if you can see him. The flag there, a flag of freedom and democracy. Whoa, there it is.

Here in Akaba. It's not democratic. So just so everyone knows we were in Akaba here. Not to be confused with Agrabah. Yeah, very different. That's the fake place from Aladdin. Or they cut off your nose if they don't like your face. It's barbaric.

But hey, it's home. It's also a lyric that got cut out of Aladdin. I learned that. One of the many fun facts I learned on the trip. And this is, so. Please enjoy all facts equally. This is, you can see, what can you see? The Sinai Desert, Egypt.

You can see Egypt. And then you can see Eilat right at the crotch of the Gulf. Of course, the Israelis call the Gulf of Eilat. Right. The Jordanians called the Gulf of Aqaba. That's right. Everyone knows it as a Gulf of Vakaba. And in fact, you can't even say Israel out here without people being like, you mean Palestine.

And I'm like, who would try such a thing? I love that. Oh, well, yeah, first of all, Danny, that's the thing. Daniel always then says, well, no, I know, I know, I know. I try to do the nuance in post. And of course, my Arabic is nowhere near good enough. And their English usually doesn't rise to the level of understanding my tone. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

No, you have to understand. The way I said Israel was like, I was sneering. You don't understand, but I was sneering. Anyways, here's a little bit more. You can feel it on your feet when you walk. You have no vote about the temperature. There, we are free to, we get whatever we want. There's a full version of that you can see on our social media.

Really fun. We've been having a great time. You probably can't tell from the resolution of that, video, but, and even from the high-rise video, it's tough to see. If you, if you look, you squint out at the little crotch part of the, of the bay, where Eilat is,

there is a massive fucking barge, I guess. Yeah. With the waving Israeli flag. That's right. On it. Like, just, like, they can't even leave a beautiful ocean scape alone. Yeah. No. Without, without, without putting their

fucking Nazi tattoo on it. And they don't even have the decency to, like, like, you know, cover it up. Well, no, they're making it bigger. We were talking to someone, you posted the video in the group chat and showed, you know, the image of that flag. And they go, and they said they keep making it bigger. It's like an infamous flag.

It's the infamous, you know, Gulf of Akaba like, um, Israeli fuck you that they keep doing, uh, making the flag bigger and bigger so that everyone on the Jordanian and Egyptian side can see it. Um, so yeah, anyways, just a couple of capos out here enjoying the wonderful, uh, and hospitable nature of the Jordanian people. Loving it. Eating in some, uh, eating some Sages, some Monsaf. Yeah. It's called wonderful food, wonderful people.

Wonderful people. Truly like everyone is, uh, Palestinian, first of all. First of all, everyone's Palestinian. Uh, and, uh, everyone is so kind and, uh, just so inviting and generous. and everyone is just cool. And it's weird because I'm like, aren't you supposed to kill me? You know what I mean?

Yeah. I've been waiting for them to murder me. Yeah, it's like humor me a little by ending my life. Yeah. Work with me here. Honestly, I'd feel better if you did. If you could just kill me and then as I lay dying, I could be like, I knew it.

Then they're like, oh, yeah. At least I'm released from that cognitive dissonance. Yeah, exactly. Pain is over. Oh, finally. I got to just believe in a one-dimensional world. Yeah, so it's been really wonderful. Just bury me with my bigotry on.

Yeah. Shout out to everyone who, you know, has also come up to us and, you know, recognize this. Recognize this. I had no idea. We had so many fans in this region. And it's been really, really freaking cool, guys. great and and and and we do look forward at some point to letting you know why besides refreshing our sex life and yeah keeping things spicy that's right yeah we came all this way

that's there is a reason then yeah well obviously you know we just found our you know our relationship you know gone all stale that's what happens after you know especially a long distance relationship two and a half years of a long distance relationship with a podcast partner and you know the sex starts to get boring and so we're like let's go over to jordan but no there's uh um a real reason. It's going to be exciting. It's going to be fun. We've got to stay a little bit mum on it. It's not a big deal. It's just a cute, cool little project that we're working on together here. So we will hopefully be introducing you to that project soon. But for now, let me tell you that today's episode is brought to you by United Palestinian Appeal. United Palestinian Appeal has worked in Gaza for over 45 years.

and is currently providing critical pharmaceuticals, medical supplies, and vaccines in the region. Additionally, they provide farm aid clothing and sleeping bags for families in Gaza. So if you would like to donate any of the money that you have to a worthy cause, go to upuPACconnect.org and donate now. We strongly encourage it. Just go. Wait, tell you this. If you donate all the money you have, all of it, and you can send us proof that you donated all your money, we'll start a fundraiser to get you a little bit back.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I would, I'd suggest not doing what he said. That's the best way to avoid extra work for everyone. You know what I'm saying? So instead, donate whatever you can, whatever you can, you know, let go of. Maybe not everything. That's a lot. But whatever you can, please do.

One month bottom tier patron if you do. Yeah, exactly. You'll get it for one month. Yeah. go to upaac connect.org. Click the link. It's in the description. Daniel. We're in Jordan. Tell me, baby,

what the spin. Well, Jordan is spinning today. I don't have any records with me, but these are all records in my collection. That's right. Starting with Scarface, the diary, real name, Brad Jordan. I did not know that. That's his name. Look at that. I thought his real name was

Tony Montana. Tony Montana, folks. First, you get the ghetto boys. Then you get The solo career. Then you get the women. Her woman is so fucking poloori. She can't even have my baby. I don't think I've seen Scarface all the way through once.

Oh, you got to see. It's so good. I've probably seen every scene, but I don't think I've ever watched it. My favorite part is in that scene right before that, he's just looking, I think it's a TV. And he just goes, look, Pelican. I just like, just looking at a Pelican on TV. So we got Scarface. Scarface.

Brad Jordan. New kids on the blog. Oh, boy. We're adding that to the, uh, dude. the playlist. We sure are, man. I got it in my collection. Do you know their names?

Remember? Donny, Jonathan, Joey. Mike, probably. Derek. There's one guy. And Jordan Knight. That's the guy on the right there. There is a Jordan.

Okay, okay. He's sort of the, probably the best singer among them. Yeah. Michael's traction Dangerous featuring the song, Will You Be There, which starts with, Hold me like the river. Jordan.

That's right. Did I do the right key? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I think I know that song. Yeah. Oh, thank God. And I will then say anything. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I didn't know.

You were my friend. Yeah, I know a little. On another album, he says, Jumee, screw me, everybody do me. What does, they say, they don't really care about us. Wife me, Kike me? What is he? What is it?

Kick me, Kike me. Does he actually say Kike me? He does. I thought Jumee screw me was the only thing. He doubled down. No, he says, kick me. Don't you black and white me or some shit. He straight up says kike me.

Chat, if I'm wrong, let me. if I just invented Kike Me. But I love the idea of putting a sign on someone's back that says Kik Me and just I mean, I don't. Everyone talks about that unreleased song, Palestine, Don't You Cry, but I mean. And you know who rehabbed them after that? Oh, that's right. Rabbi Shmuli, Bodhiok.

Wow. He came his rabbi to tell him, you know, not to, you know, do you think they worked out some kind of sponsorship deal for toys? Probably, like a sex toy. Yeah. Yeah, I'm sure. I'm sure they did. Allegedly.

Allegedly. Allegedly. Allegedly. Parity, parody, parody. Parliament, Funkadelic, or this is Parliament, mothership connection. The song, Mothership, Star Child has the refrain that Dr. Drey and Snoop used on Let Me Ride. Swing down, Sweet Chariot, and let me ride.

And the connection there is in Swing Down Sweet Chariot. Well, I looked over Jordan. What did I see? All right, I see. Digging in the crates for. for for for you found it allusions yeah you found it and then finally I don't know if this is finally at this last one

no the second of last okay Captain Beefheart and the magic band lick my decals off baby is Frank Zappa no his son it's Captain B Cephardt is that his son not his son but you know they were they were contemporary sounds like his son I feel like he

didn't he name a son weird shit like that Dweasel yeah Dweasel Moon Unit his daughter Not Captain B.Fart? No, Captain B. Fart is his own guy. So, a lone separate guy. Tom Waits basically stole his whole vocal style from Captain Bifford.

Oh, damn. Yeah. Anyway, this album is called Lick My Decauze off, and it has a song called Petrified Forest. Oh, we went to Petra. We went to Petra. As you guys might remember from the previous photo. That's right. And finally, James Brown with 20 all-time greatest hits, including the song, It's Amman's World.

Oh, wow. Wow. wow it's a mon's world it's a mon's world you really get that point in there you could have also did a DVDA Trey Parker and Matt Stone's group with their song Now you're a mon a man a man man do you know that Oh dude you got it

I know you're a big south park I know big south park you would love Not a complete DVDA that's the name of their band From early on I won't tell you what it stands for But it's an impossible sex position let's just say. Anyways,

I could have gone with the arithmetics. I need a mon, but there's a lot. But I went back to the classic. I love that you went to the classics. That is what's spinning, not just in the Matte household,

but also in Jordan, where we are. I've been, we've been listening to a lot of the spin. Whoever, forget the name. Dr. Kick. Dr. Kick, who makes the,

what's the spin playlist and updates it on Spotify. I want to let you know your, your work has been. been greatly appreciated because there's a lot of driving the last couple of days and we've been listening to the playlist nonstop. I wish I had that screenshot of my phone when we were driving up the Dead Sea yesterday. Oh my God. I forgot to share this. Maybe we can add it in post. Yeah. It's so funny. We're driving up the Jordanian side of the Dead Sea, you know, and it's beautiful. And of course, you're looking across it at Mordor. Yeah, straight up. And at a

certain point, you know, my reception's going in and out, but I've got bars. And, uh, you know, bars. Yeah, I got it. And then I get a screenshot that says, welcome to Israel. Yeah, that's right. You have unlimited. You have the, our international plan. Yeah. I'm like, fuck you. I'm not in Israel. Yeah. Their cell coverage is fucking colonialist too. Even their cell coverage is starting to do fucking greater Israel. It is fucking insane. I couldn't believe it because it's not like, you know, we're not talking like a couple of inches away. It's like cross the whole fucking dead sea. Yeah.

And they were just like, welcome to Israel. You are Jewish, so you get the good cell service. Fuck you. The microchipping your circumcised penis went off. We know you are near. We sensed your presence. Yeah. We could smell you.

We have a nose for juice. And now I sense you wish to continue your search for young Liebenmatic. What was the song, though, that you were listening to in the screenshot? It showed. Oh, hold on a second. Yeah, he's got to find it. It's funny. But it's great.

It was like the perfect storm of, you know, getting your cell phone colonized by Israel while we're listening to. Should have known better by Suf, Sufantz. That's right. Yeah. Oh, it was good. It was a good time. But, you know, we haven't done a podcast a little bit. No, we haven't.

Because, you know, we had to. fly fucking 17 hours, at least for me, it was like 17 hours flying. And we luckily were able to put out the live episode for everyone. We hope everyone enjoyed that. It was fun to revisit me. It was great. I was really so funny. I forgot, yeah, I forgot just how good that show was. It was just really fun. We got to do more live shows. I agree. They're really fun. It turns out it's a big world. It turns out people, at least enough podcast, people know this podcast that we we can probably you know set our sights a little higher for where we go um but because of that we didn't uh you know do episodes new episodes and uh because of that

we have had endless fucking content that has just been cycling in and out of the news for the last week and uh going a little bit crazy because we're like i don't even know how we're going to do a show when there's so much shit to talk about but i think we've i think we've distilled it we've tried And maybe this episode will be less than four hours long. We'll see. Yeah. I mean, we're going to do our best to make this a reasonable, you know, episode. Like, because we got to do, we got to get dinner, you know, at some point.

I actually have a leftover falafel sandwich in the fridge. So if we got a, if we got to power through, we could do it. But I don't want to. We're not going to, we're not going to eat on the podcast. We got to save our voices. We got to save our voices. But we did our best. And we have a lot of content for you today.

So, I don't know. line up at the trough, Piggies, because it's a slop-eaten time. Sorry. And this will be our episode for next week, too. So,

you know, Pigies will get this. Yeah. So if you're not a patron member and you're feeling like, hey, this is especially out of date. Well, first of all,

the people who got it first, it was already out of date by the time they got it. Right, exactly. But secondly, you could have gotten it three or four days earlier.

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We love you guys. We truly do. You guys are amazing, and we thank you for your patience. And we will be back to our regularly scheduled shows by the week of the 15th. Then everything goes back to normal, two episodes per week, all that shit. But yes, let's talk about what has happened. And we should probably start with the Israel Day Parade. What do you think?

I agree. Okay. So New York City, often known as, as Jew York City had a parade. And by the way, not known as Jew York City by me. You know, I don't call it. I would never, I don't do that.

They had a parade, a Israel, what was it, Israel Pride? The Israel Day Parade. Yeah, they had a Nazi march in the middle of New York, which is, that's fine and normal. Every, every city does it. And can you tell me a little bit about what this is? Is this a yearly thing?

Yeah, it's a yearly thing. Beginning of June, I've never been to it, so I can't tell you much. But it's a chance for everybody to show up and show out and show off their obsequious, you know. Love of ethno states. Love of ethno states and, you know, rim job capabilities when it comes to the ass crack of the world. Yeah. They really do love to get that tongue deep in there. Deep in the Port of A lot.

That's right. Really right up in that. All right. And, you know, all fine and good for, you know, nationalists to be weird nationalists. What's always strange, I think, about Israel is the cognitive dissonance. And the way in which this total rabid dog of a state is just able to have legitimacy by members of our government showing up and participating in the events. Yeah, this pageantry of cuckedness. Yes. Cuckedness. Yeah, yeah. And cucked.

Yeah, quite cucket. Very cucket indeed. We had, of course, Zoran Mamdani, the Islamist mayor of New York, more like by-bye-Jews York. He decided not to go to the Israel Day parade. He was busy doing anti-Semitic. hate crimes, but instead he sent in his stead his super Zionist police commissioner, Jessica Tish, who referred to the parade as one of the most joyful days of the year. And she was very happy to go.

She's like an heiress, right? Is she like, remember the Tish family, like the NYU? I just assumed. I went to the Tish School of the Arts. I feel like she's probably related to it. I assumed that her last name meant that she was part of like, yeah, she was related to the school. Yeah.

The Tish school. And that's NYU, right? Yeah. Yeah. So she's so private school that her last name is the name of a private school. And yeah, so there was the march. And of course, the big controversy that came out of it was Smotrich was there. Yeah. Before we get to him, let's just show a few things from it. So first of all, here's a picture, a placard that some of the lovely attendees made of Ramaddoaji, Zoran's wife. there, you know, it looks, it's two-dimensional.

It's literally two-dimensional. That's right. They literally printed her out. Wearing a fake t-shirt that says, NYC, Israel, and a pin. Can you read that for us, Matt? It says, wait, what does it say?

Oh, I love Hashem. Yeah, I love H-S-H-M. Yeah, which I assume is them saying Hashem. Yeah. I love the Jewish God. And then there's the video of... It's so fucking stupid. Yeah. Because, like,

putting I love Hashem on there supposed to be like, oh, she'll hate it because she hates Jew God. She believes in Allah. Right? It's all the same God. It's just another word for fucking God. These people are so fucking Islamophobic that they've truly bought into the idea

that Allah is a Muslim God specifically, not just the word for God. Just, it drives me fucking crazy. So it's the same thing with Hashem. Allah, Elohanu. Absolutely the same. Whatever. Whatever.

Whatever, dog, whatever you want to call God, it's, you know, different languages. Same concept. There's a New York City Councilwoman, Ina Vernikov. This is them dancing around or, you know, basically, trying to humiliate Zoron in effigy. Hold on to that concept, because we'll talk about effigy later. So if you can see, there is also the carcord cut out of Zoron, and they're standing next to him. He's holding an Israeli flag. They're all giving thumbs up.

She tweeted like Vernikov is like a true Islamophobic scumbag piece of shit constantly tweeting out lies about Muslims in New York tweeting out just blatant Islamophobia that would get anyone into hot water

if it were reversed and if it were about Jews. We need to shoot her and Valentina Gomez into space where they can start their own to space, their own, like, racist immigrant podcast. Yes, we need to shoot her into space. Just that needed to, into space, it needed to come so much faster. After shoot her.

Because I was, I was sweating. Right. But yes, I would love to. No, we need to shoot her a text and say, hey, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that was dope what you did at the point. Yeah, yeah. We need to execute a, no, see, I can't even do it. Execute her plan for sub-promotions. though that she could go to space.

Yeah. There we go. Something to happen there. But so that's that, you know, that's about the level of, of, of high brownness of this, this, this parade. But, you know, there's always a fly in the ointment. And, you know, over in Israel, it's Ben Gavir. And over here, or over at the parade, this time it was the inclusion, the surprise inclusion. No one told him he was coming. Yeah. Of Betzalo Smutrich. Yeah. And, of course, this caused a real crisis.

Which is so, it's so funny whenever these elected officials have to pretend to be mad about something that Israel does. Because they truly, at this point, they don't know. They're just like, you just tell me, send me an email when I'm supposed to be mad. Because as far as I know, every time I attack what's Israel for what I believe is like a very reasonable critique, I get told that I'm going to get primed. primary. So instead of that, you just let me know when you're okay with me saying something is wrong. And they all got this message of regarding Smotrich. But it's very handy to have those red lines be embodied by two individuals. Sure. Ben-Vir, Smotrich, bad. Israel, good. Yeah, that's right. You know, Israel good, current Israeli government bad. That's right. Israel good. Everything Israel does.

does. Bad. Well, I guess like everything Israel does justifiable. Justifiable. Yeah, yeah. But these guys who are brazen about saying every part out loud and articulating

faithfully the principles, logics, values, and prejudices and worldviews that undergird that all those actions, they cannot, this cannot stand. I cannot believe this. And it's also in the way they talk about him too because their critiques of him have to be broad because they they can't say that, oh, Smotrich, oh, you mean the person who is directly responsible

for the pogroms that we have seen, you know, rising in number throughout, you know, the post-October 7th West Bank. You know, you've seen pogrom after pogrom, you've seen more and more blatant encroachment on Palestinian land more have we ever have we ever made a Wallace and pogromat joke we have I don't think so

that's pretty good that's got like that I mean it's totally save that I will just like log Wallace and grumet that's a capital idea let's go

let's go steal some sheep no it's time for us to go and beat some villages to death yeah but yeah the horrible things that you've been seeing of all been with the blessing of Bezalos Maltrich and the way in which that he in which he is of course criticized is like oh it was wrong for anyone you know to allow this uh Islamophobia is the go

to red line and we'll see that later when Letitia James yeah Kathy Hokel but well let's let's first yes yeah well let's look at their their they're they're decrying him and condemning him And then we'll look at how that lines up against their presence at the actual march and what they said at the march. Sure, yeah, yeah. So here's Kathy Hochel. Bessal L. Smotridge is a far-right extremist

whose hateful and divisive rhetoric is fundamentally at odds with the values we hold dear in New York. Yesterday's parade, which I was happy to march in, and speak at, was a celebration of Jewish pride, community, and unity. I strongly condemn his participation. He ruined it.

Yeah, yeah. We had a perfectly fine, apartheid appreciation day parade and all of a sudden this Smotrich guy comes up doing far-right extremism. Calling him simply a far-right extremist whose hateful rhetoric, you know, is at odds with the values of New York, is really bearing the lead of he is a literal war criminal. I mean, everything and government minister. And government minister of Israel. who is constantly in direct violation with international law with what he's doing in the West Bank. He's wanted by the ICC.

It is beyond ridiculous and absurd to make your statement here be like, this guy sure is a far right guy. It's El Smotrich, who some are calling the Joe Rogan of Israel. Yeah, exactly. I heard he spread COVID conspiracies. This guy's got some crazy conspiracy theories out there talking pizza gate talking Q&A.

It's like, no, no, no, he's not a poster. He's not a podcaster. He's literally in the government. He is a high-powered minister within the Netanyahu government. So, fuck off with this, you know,

oh, I cannot believe this. Yeah. Corporal Himmler is a far-right extremist. Yeah, right. We were simply trying to enjoy our Reich Day parade at Madison Square Garden. Yeah. All we were trying to do was, you know, make everybody so excited that they went out and started killing the Jews in New York. We didn't think that some racist would be there.

Unbelievable. New York is no place for racism. Here's Letitia James, the AG. Attorney General of New York saying exactly that. Islamophobia has no place in New York. I unequivocally condemn Bessalaas Motritch's hateful rhetoric. Yeah. His rhetoric, that's the most dangerous thing about him.

Have you seen those pictures out of Gaza of little children with just rhetoric? Oh, yeah, that's right. You know, tearing at their flesh. It's crazy how much, you know, when the bombs drop rhetoric, it just comes out of those bombs. Just a lot of hateful names. Cluster rhetoric. Cluster rhetoric are also illegal under international law. Yeah, the rhetoric, we have to remember when you're dealing with libs and cowards, there's nothing worse than rhetoric.

There's not rhetoric and tropes. That's it. Rhetoric tropes, I mean, there's nothing worse. And it, you know, it's kind of funny to think about that it's almost consistent because they will never, you know, at least. in this tweet, Letitia James is not acknowledging the actual crimes against humanity, the actual international law breaking that Smotrich does on a regular basis. She's not referring to U.S. laws that would prevent the sale of arms to such a war criminal or the international legal implications of hosting a one.

No, no, no, no, no. The Attorney General is not advancing those arguments. No, no. Instead, it is strictly about rhetoric because that way it can be a fair fight between two parties who just have a lot of hateful rhetoric. That's all it is. It's like, well, you know, I as you know, am someone who thinks rhetoric is the worst thing that you can do. And so whether it comes to being, you know, anti-Semitic or Islamophobic, I'm against it. That's right. Yes, you are you are above actual death. And of course, what of course that that further. obscures is that Democratic rhetoric New York Times rhetoric Guardian rhetoric Lib rhetoric is

right up there with the most violent murderous genocidal rhetoric on the planet as evidenced by Adam Johnson's book about how the rhetoric of those headlines and leads and buried quotes and little weasel words like Hamas run health agency which we just use that's not hateful rhetoric

well no it's not it's genocidal rhetoric right well that's but but it's not hateful this is the loophole as long as it sounds bureaucratic as long as it sounds tame as long as it you're able to talk about these things in a way where you don't have to give it an R rating you know then it's fine it's as long as it adheres to whatever you know HR the the HR lady says you're allowed to say that's right But if you break those HR rules, that's the real crime. Correct. The real crime against humanity is when you say the wrong thing. Our next tweet is from someone who exemplifies something we were talking about in the car.

You called it nominative determinism? Yeah, that's right. This guy's name is Alex Bors. Yes, he does. Sure does. Bores, I guess. I don't even know who he is. No, some guy.

Some guy. It's alarming that Bezell-O Smotrich and extremists with a long history of racist, Islamophobic and gasp homophobic beliefs Oh no But our In pride month What are you doing man

Oh that's great And even comments Denegrating Reform Jews Perish the thought Came to this parade Smotris has called for Palestinian villages To be wiped out And has promoted aggressive settlement expansion

Yes he has His views and actions Discussed me And are antithetical to our values as New Yorkers and Americans. They keep saying this. They keep talking about our values. For something to be antithetical, there must be a thesis.

Right. What's the thesis? It's something first. Yeah. But they keep talking about the values of New York. It's like, this is, this goes against what New York is all about. Please enlighten me as to what New York is all about that any other place isn't all about. This, this constant, you know, I don't know, fluffing up of people's.

own city, be like, no, we're better than that. It's like, you're New York. I'm in a New York state of rhetoric. I just, I don't, I guess it's because they are public officials that they always have to like stroke the ego of New York in every sentence because they're afraid. So, hey, that guy talked bad about New York. It's just like very, it's very funny to me. It's just, I'm sorry, but it, New York is filled with racist.

It's like, sorry. It's just like any other place. No representatives of any place are ever honest about what the true values of that place are. That's a rule. Yeah. Yeah. You said, let's see. Adam says, I once watched two open micers fist fight over who was more New York.

This is worse. Exactly. Exactly. This is so against New York. New York is a place where you can go to a bodega at, you know, 2 a.m. And then you can accidentally step on a. crack vial. Well, at least the guy said it was a crack vial. Either way, you're

paying for it. It's a concrete jungle where egg creams are made of. That's very good. Thank you. New York is Kets is Delhi. All right. Last one is this was Ms. Tish, Jessica Tish. She said that

I'm a Tish, I'm Polizeman. I said, go ahead. I want a Tish, Tish, Tish. Tish. Bish, Bish, Bish. Had been a safe and joyful celebration for tens and thousands of thousands of families and that quote hateful and offensive language

has no place in that celebration I don't know man I saw a video of Smokers he wasn't swearing he was very sure in fact we can play that there's a video of him yeah and the spokesman for Mr. Schumer said that his condemnation of Mr. Smokers' extremism is longstanding

public and unchanged unchanged by the fact that he was the grand marshal of this fucking clan rally. Yes, yes. And of course we have video. Yeah, so play the intro video. Second last one. Yeah, yeah, there we go. You'll see Smotrich here.

What do you think of this year's March? To me, this event reminds me of the Jerusalem flag march. A big celebration. All right, pause. You know what happens at the Jerusalem flag march Matt every year? I do. pogroms happen. Literally. literally it is

a ultra right wing nationalist march in which people just start doing random attacks. Yeah, no, but it's an ancient Jewish tradition. You know how in Passover, we put lamb's blood on our door? That's right. On Jerusalem Day marches, bodega owners and ATM owners

put cardboard signs on them saying this is owned by a Jew please do not destroy. That's right. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. It's the same thing. It's like Passover. I'm not even joking. Yeah, straight up. No, this is, and I think we must have played footage from Jerusalem Day in previous years since doing this podcast.

I mean, it is just pogroms. That's what happened. Clearly, these politicians are real broken up about having to be there. Let's see what they said. Daughter's fourth birthday. The two are related. We must fight for her, my little grandchild,

to grow up in a world that's safe for Jewish people. And I worry deeply about the future they're going to inherit. it. The Holocaust showed the world what Jews have known for millennia, that our security and our safety

is never safe. As long as we lack a place of refuge, a homeland. To quote the great Irish writer... Hold on a fucking second. Slow down. You're about to quote an Irish writer? I love that. You got some

big fucking muscle balls on you. You got some balls on you. You better shut the fuck up. Keep the Irish name out of your mouth. But who is he quoting, though? Anti-Semitism is a light sleeper. And now we are seeing an ugly resurgence of anti-Semitism across the world. I wonder why.

Driven by the same lies and libels that have tormented the Jewish people for generations, except now they're transmitted at the speed of a fiber optic internet connection. In 30 seconds, lies are on your pocket phone. That's why a Jewish state is more important Your pocket phone Lies are on your pocket phone And everyone's got a Hoosie-Watsi That's doing Hitler songs

And everyone's got a thigig That'll read your mind comfort And every two minutes I have to update the system On my watcher-M-a-Gartha That's right And I don't understand how this thing works So my four-year-old granddaughter Has to show me how to enlarge the text

Bigger and bigger She puts a computer box on And then she clicks on the E button And then all of a sudden I'm seeing anti-semitism everywhere I go. And it takes me 27 days to read a single Axiote. I go to my Yahoo mail and it's trying to sell me dick pills and Hitler stuff. And I can't believe it. And my MapQuest doesn't even work anymore.

My MapQuest is dead. What ways is still alive. Um, yeah. Important than ever. Antisemitism isn't going away. It always lingers, stalks in the shadows, waiting for the right condition. for millennia, for millennia, let them hear that loud and clear. The Jewish people have yearned for a state of Israel

whilst experiencing the constant anxiety of knowing the place where they lived could violently expel them at any moment has happened again and again. We cannot. We must not. While experiencing the constant anxiety. Yeah. Jews for millennia. been neurotically

hand-wringing as they waited for the one for being expelled. Just sorry, the way he talks about. People shuffled through the deserts hands tremoring Yeah.

Authritically for 40 years. The shaky knee Jews of the past are no longer. We are not the Jews of arthritic knees. That's right. Go back to that era. I believe in the state of Israel.

I support the state of Israel. If there had been a state of Israel in 1941, dozens of my ancestors would have been able to flee Nazi persecution. It's like this shit pisses me off so much because, like, if only there had been a state of Israel, then my ancestors could have fleed Nazi persecution. Makes about as much sense as, you know. I mean, it's just like, you know, the United States.

United States closed off immigration. The Western world closed off immigration. None of those necessarily, like this did not necessitate a fucking ethno state. How does it, how does one follow the other? Right. And I'm going to say

I mean, my moral code says, even if it was true. Even if it was true, that fact does not justify an ethno state. It does not justify the expulsion, ethnic cleansing, traumatizing, knock-buying of another people. That's right. You don't get to save your own ass by inflicting a massive and never-ending

Holocaust on other people. It's just not how it works, but it's also not true. And the one thing we haven't even mentioned because it's like so, it's almost so obvious as to elude our perception. Yeah. But you have a fucking US senator. Yes. Talking about how Jews are not safe and should feel constant anxiety wherever they are because it could happen again. Right. And it probably will. Yeah. Yeah. I will be co-sponsoring a

resolution. Yes. It is the fucking, it's the reason that I grew up with literally for supporting Israel, which is that no matter what, the Nazis will come back to power. No matter what, you will

not be safe here. You are not safe here. You will be expelled in is why Israel needs to exist. It's not if the Weimar Democrats have anything to say about it. It's the, it's literally, it's the plan B fucking justification for Israel, which is such an insane justification that I,

I just never thought about it until I grew up. At some point you grow up though and you go, man, it seems pretty selfish of me to want a plan B so much that I'm willing to, you know, allow for genocide, apartheid, the cleansing in order to maintain

just the idea of maybe I have a second place to go. Or in the liberal Zionist rubric, once I have that plan B, then I can feel really bad about it, but really wonder what would happen. I don't have a plan C if the plan B falls apart. So I have to...

You're fucking up my plan B. You're going to have to wait for me to work out my complicated feelings about it. That's right. That's right. So let him just finish here. So ladies and gentlemen, whether it's in Israel or in America, or around the world. Am Yisroel Hai.

The people Israel live. Thank you. The people Israel live? Yeah. Close enough. Yeah. The nation of Israel. Yeah. So that's Chuck Schumer and immediately followed by Tish James.

Okay. Tish James. Her, I don't know. Letitia James. She's the AG. Oh, Latitia James. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. We saw her earlier.

She does. I detect some code switching going on this speech, understandably, I guess. An honored tradition in the city of New York. And we march today in honor of that tradition. We march today in honor of the resilience of the Jewish people. I love me some tradition, dude. I love me some tradition. Hit it.

So much that. There we go. Hell yeah. We march in honor of history and of culture. And we march because I, as an African-American, stand with the Jewish community against anti-Semitism now and forever. Okay, right there. Forever.

I march because the Jewish community stood with the African-American community when we needed it. Did we, though? Did we? How much did we? I mean, you know, I guess in the 60s, there was, you know, a lot of, there were Jews in the civil rights movement. Did they represent most Jews? Oh, of course they did. Don't you know that?

That's how it goes. They represented all the Jews. I wonder what Norman Finkelstein would have to say by it. I wonder what sort of language he remembers Jews in his neighborhood using in the 60s. That is irrelevant. I wonder if you'd like to quote those people who've ever paid them for us. No, no, no, no, that all Jews were good in the 60s. Everyone knows this.

This is famous, famous knowledge that everybody knows. We can't even pronounce hard odds. That's right. It's impossible for us to say any kinds of slurs. we would never do that. But in, yeah, there's shit a little there. And it's important that individuals see my face and know that the Jewish community is not the only one responsible for standing.

No, look into my face. And know that to look into my face is to look into the face of evil. I like she says looking at my face. She's also wearing like half a disguise with the sunglasses. Look at my face. Look at my black skin. She's saying, that's what she's saying. Yes, she is saying, look at me.

I'm black and I support Israel. Look at my black face in high place. Look, look. I fully understand the need to be an ally. An allyship is good. You are allying with literal racist Nazis. No. Sorry.

I'm Matt. You're Matt. Matt. Allyship is always good. Okay? That's what I learned in the 2010s. Being an ally is good. That's right.

Ally of what? What do you mean? Just ally. Ally. I'm an ally. I'm an ally. That's a good thing for you mean to do. I just say, I'm good.

I'm good guy. I'm good. I'm with. I stand with. Yeah. You? I'm right behind you. I stand with whatever is there.

Yes. Exactly. You see? Me? Ally. Ally. And that's good. Thank you for your ally.

Yeah. You know what I love is also just the, I mean, it's just so, all of it is just so Kafka-esque. Just nothing is spreads anti-Semitism. more than the state of Israel and just it's good to have people who are

literally doing that. And if you watch the guise of, I love Jews. And if you watch all the Jews around are just nodding their heads. Yes, good. Yes, good. Yeah, with the gun to her back. Good. Against anti-Semitism,

it requires everyone. All of us. Every ethnic group, every racial group. We must stand with the Jewish community because we are one, and that's why we march. And as long as I am the Attorney General, my message is clear.

To anyone who commits an act of hate or anti-Semitism in the state of me. Two different things, I guess. This Attorney General, and we will make sure that the law is enforced and then she will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. God bless you and march.

Did she? Thank you, AJ. She didn't. Did she? She did. Well, that was not a, hi, everyone. That was a, God bless you and March. Yeah, that's, like that's, that, you know.

I mean, look, sometimes you, when you're telling people to March, your hand naturally does that. You reach for the sky. You're just so used to doing that and saying, Malsh. It's, you know, that you just can't, you can't help it, you know. Oh! That means out. But still. And then finally we have the governor of New York, Kathy Hokel.

Oh, yes, Hockel. Good morning, friends. Today we march in defiance. Of international law, of human rights. Yeah, right, exactly. Of justice. Of God. We'll always be that.

Hasidiga, human rights. Hasidiga. human rights. Speaking of hope for others to be able to live the way they want to live and practice their religious belief freely from harassment. That is why just one hour ago,

I was proud to stand with our leaders from JCR to UJA, another organization. Other organizations with J in it. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, Jay Street, Jay sidewalk. Jay Date. Yeah, Jay Date, you know,

just all in. the Jays altogether. Jay's the Toronto Blue Jays. That says when you go to worship with your families, you should not have to endure harassment, intimidation, or hatred from anyone. So she signed the buffer law. Oh, great. Which basically creates

a south of the Latani River around every synagogue. Oh, fun. And place of education. That's good. You know, buffer zone for Israel to do whatever they want. Sometimes. It takes all the Shia is out. Sometimes, you know, you need to strategically acquire some land for security purposes. That's right. That's, I mean, just look at Mount Hermann, you know, in Syria.

Mount Hermann? Hermann. What is it? I've never heard an Arab pronounce it. They say Hermon. The Israelis say it. That's Mount Herman. Herman?

I'm going to do it with an accent. And his wife. And his wife, Mount Ethel. Yeah. It's Mount Pee Wee-Ehrman. Bannada-da-da-da-da-da-da-na-na-na-da-aparthe-ap. And make sure that you're protected on our streets and in our subways and in our schools, in our community centers. Because this is who we are, my friends.

Explain it. And not anyone else tell you otherwise. We stand up for each other. We are allies with one another and hate against one. is hate against all, and I as the governor, the greatest state in the nation, will not tolerate it. Let's march, everybody. Let's march. What's the guy? Thank you, governor.

Thank you to all the people who showed up. Look at this lovely dude. Because that's what this is about. Today's about who showed up. Am I right about that? Today's about making history, breaking records, the largest parade in our history in support of the Jewish people and the Jewish people and the Jewish state of Israel. I'm Israel high. God bless America. God bless NYPD.

Let's march. Let's go break to fucking skull. Yeah. I mean, you know, he's got Howard Dean energy in there a little bit. Oh, God.

This is, I mean, it's just so it's, it's all insanity. Everyone just has to live with. It's insanity. that we have to just sit back and go, okay, so I'm living, I'm living in a parallel universe where we can just pretend

as if the state that you're currently in marching for isn't a, at this point, international pariah by... And the greatest threat to humanity. And the greatest threat to humanity. I mean, you know, it's like, it is true. They are in the one state that is more of a threat to human,

is the number one threat to humanity of the place. planet. And we are the state sponsor of it. That's true. But it is, it's still, the cognitive dissonance is, is maddening because you're just, you're, you're sitting there with people who are, they're doing the, the lib speak about hatred. Yeah. And the lib speak about hate speech and about fighting for your neighbor, fighting for your brother, fighting for someone you don't know. this social justice language that has completely just been appropriated, is completely co-opted by a genocidal racist apartheid state that will stop at nothing.

It's almost as if that language had a big sign on its back saying, Appropriate me. Right. Yeah, straight up. I mean, but look, the weaponization of the language of the left by right-wing, There's always, there's always been a thing because you can always, you know, teach people that you have recognized a problem. You know what I'm saying? Yeah.

So it's like Martin Luther King to sell shoes. Right. I mean, you can always take it either for capital gains or for people to at the very least, I mean, this is why populism works so well on the right. It's because they're at least willing to admit a problem exists. Yeah. That's right. And then they're going to do, you know, whatever those right wing solutions are. and they're usually also race-based and hate-based and yada, yada, yada.

But it's just so funny coming from these liberal New Yorkers who consider themselves to be so superior to all of these southern slime people, these racist fat bubba's out there. It's like, no, we're not that. We're actually coastal and elite. And we know that hatred is wrong, which is why we support the modern. Nazi state of Israel. And it's, you know, from a progressive point of view, it's sobering and depressing to realize that, yeah,

you know, we can elect a mayor who will not attend. Yeah. That's nice. That's nice. But you kind of, not that he ever promised to ban the Israel Day parade. No. But he did promise to arrest war criminals. And I'm not saying he was ever going to.

I never believed it. I didn't either. But that the most he can do is say, I'm not going to attend. next day be like, Smotrich is a racist who kills babies in Gaza. Right. You hope for a little more. And I'm not saying we had a right to hope for anymore. Yeah.

But it just puts, it's not his fault. I'm just putting into perspective like the limits of like the size of the system that produces that parade. Right. puts those people at that parade on that stage saying those things is so fucking overpowering. Yeah. It makes you wonder how many Mamdani's would we need?

much right like where would the leverage come from right to ban right at parade because that parade should not be happening in my city or anywhere in that country right i mean yeah yeah completely and and uh you know what does it take for someone to make that kind of stand and i understand the practical calculus of it i mean you know the practical calculus of being an elected official is having to work with people and you know uh that includes people who uh you know you're going to have to convince of stuff because you know they want something for their own personal gain and whatnot but it it is it is crazy the amount of crumbs that we're supposed to um you know wrap up on yeah wrap up and call a meal you know and in that and look happy to see crumb crumb good better than no crumb

we all can agree on that but it is uh i want you to crumb yeah that's now we're so rough self-referential that we're doing puns on our soundboard every show gets to that point at some point yeah we're at the seinfeld yes yes show about nothing yes we are truly about nothing at this point i don't even know where that went it's gone now everyone remembers you don't have to pull it out yeah i guess not you guys remember i want you to come. Speaking of wanting you to come, I want you to stay and listen to these ads because we have some ads that are going to come up. But don't worry. We're still, we want you to succumb. We want you to succumb to alcohol poisoning. I don't know what

saying. Stick around. We'll be right back. And we're back this badass bar of the world's most moral podcast out here as the light is dimming in Amman. We got, we're eating watermelon? Yeah, I was getting watermelon juice all over my damn microphone. Yeah, more like watermelon juice. Well, we're having a great time. I hope you all are having a great time too. We have a little bit more content for you.

I was so excited when this happened. And I was, it was one of the reasons why I, I mean, look, we were going to do an episode while we were here in Jordan anyways because I was like, listen, we can't go too long without doing it. But as soon as I saw this footage, I was like, I'm just so excited. Yeah. So that part, that part.

Ladies and gentlemen, everyone else, while the world, or at least New York is, you know, I guess, arguing about whether or not Smotrich's worst crime is saying mean words, within the state known as the

Zionist entity. We were looking. at which you were just looking at from across the Gulf of Akaba. Crazy to be on the, just on the other side looking at it and just... I know. It feels very reverse birthright. It's very reverse birthright. I love it.

It's birth wrong. Yeah. And you were finally writing those wrongs. And I really did, I mean, jokes aside, like extending my empathetic imagination to what it must be like to be Palestinian. Oh yeah, sure. Either within it or on the outside of it look like just looking at your

fucking homeland. Right. I totally that it's current I didn't until that moment of in Akaba and then you know

on the dead sea the visceral feeling of looking at this beautiful beautiful land which is completely continuous with the beautiful land we were on

yeah yeah it's connect it's not the borders are not real I know so fake and knowing that it's been taken over

and I got the meaning of the word occupation yes yes in my bones in my body in a way that I hadn't before yeah and it's

it is explains entirely that automatic response from, you know, anyone who, if you say the word Israel, which again,

I did not. I want to point that out. Never once said it. I only did it about twice. Yes. And both times it was, you know, it was casual.

But it is an automatic reflex to be like, we call it Palestine. And it's because you're looking at fucking Palestine. He didn't say we'd call it Palestine. He said it's Palestine.

It's Palestine. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's right. Even more so, it's just, it's Palestine. It just, it's fantastic. But anyways, in Palestine, in the Knesset, the Vichy government of, I don't know what I'm doing. In the Knesset, there was a little struggle session was happening. As we have covered- The struggle Israel. Yeah, the struggle Israel. Yeah, and it is quite hilarious. we've covered this on the podcast, the amount that Israel is spending, the amount that they are doing in order to not lose the Christian evangelical support that they have from not just America, but from all around the world.

And they're getting a lot of bad press recently because of all of the, you know, blatant anti-Christian crimes that the IDF has been carrying out in Lebanon. and of course carrying out during the genocide in Gaza and in the West Bank and basically anywhere they go. Because they are fucking, you know, chauvinos bullies and they will do whatever they can to denigrate any religion that isn't their own. Actually, and including their own. They also denigrate Judaism. So in order to try and keep faith with the Christians, they, organized a struggle session with Christians from all

around the world, going around and one by one pledging, not just pledging loyalty to Israel, but also begging for forgiveness from the Lord. Please forgive me. I know not what I do.

Please forgive me. Why have you forsaken me? I pissed off a Jew. So they had Christian, you know, leader, I guess they're leaders, I don't know. Self-flagellation. From all over the world, do literal self-flagellular. Well, I guess figurative still. But self-flagellation nonetheless, in at the Knesset in front of people to say just how sorry they were for being from a country in which people are protesting against the state of Israel.

And it's like Eurovision. It's, I couldn't think of a good pun because I'm not that guy. So I called it Euro contrition. That's good. It's good enough. That's as good as it's going to get there. There's no scan there, but we do our best. I'm sure someone is going to fucking come up with one in the comments and I'm going to kick myself.

And, you know, for those of you, whoever did that, congratulations. You were very funny. But I just want to play a few of these videos because they're fantastic. Here is the first one. There are not one. But two people from Germany who are in this year's Eurocontrition. They already have the lead because of the accent. Right.

To apologize and beg forgiveness about Jews in Germany. Yeah. In German accent is already such a plus. It's really wonderful. So they have a lady and a man doing it. But we'll start with the lady. Here's the first one. German and European, I just ask forgiveness for the anti-Semitism.

All around that is growing and we repent on behalf of this. The anti-Semitism. Oh, the anti-Semitism and the hatred of the Jews. And the way people make fun of the noses and the way the world turned against them for the taking of the money. The way I complained about the interest rates. Yeah, that's right. They usually...

And we bless Israel. And Father, I ask that you raise up, righteous politicians, righteous influences, righteous journalists. Righteous influencers. I've never heard that phrase before. That's fantastic. Between politicians and journalists. It's like, yeah, you know, they're all in the same rung.

You get the feeling that when they're saying father, that they're talking not to God, but to Benjamin Netanyahu, it feels very much alike. Please, Lord, our God, our daddy, BB, rise, raise up, the politicians and the journalists and influences, raise them up with lots of money to make content. Zay will be done. Yeah, Zay will be done.

Zio will be done. Speak the truth. And Father, I ask for Jerusalem prayer breakfast in Germany, in your name. Amen. I really need to know what Jerusalem. She wants breakfast. Yeah, she's like, and last but not least, I would like a snack.

And last but at least, Father, I would like a Jerusalem prayer breakfast and a late checkout. I would like a grand slam and I would like a vanilla milkshake. I don't know what Jerusalem prayer breakfast is. But I also want one. I also want one. I bet it's delicious. And last but not least, P.S.

I would like David Buster's gift certificate so I could play video games and I could drink beer. Oh, but that's just the German woman. I would like to go to Chuck E. Kaiser. Oh, God. There's also a German man who also took the stage. Oh, my God. So, you know, I was thinking we do just like Eurovision. We give a number.

What do you give her out of 10? Well, I think we need to see her teammates thing before we can give them a combined. That's true, because it's, it's, Combine. It'll be combined. Yeah, that's right. To you, have mercy upon Germany. Germany. It's never again.

Now it's happening again. Anti-Semitism is on the rise in Germany and in Europe. Why do they do the accent on the tism? Anti-Semitism, autism, autism. Isle-tisle-tizel. for shizzle my gizzle I don't understand it

I also just like we said never again it's happening again it's happening again again have mercy upon Germany also I love the pawn have mercy upon Germany

like it sounds a little Jamaican have mercy upon Europe I repent for Germany I repent for Europe it's it's it's uh it's very telling that uh germans can't pronounce germany oh yeah like arabs and palestine that's right you know that's how you know germany doesn't exist they can't even pronounce germany which is the true name of that country yeah that's that's what they say Hitler would always say um you know

i'll leave a Germany for those of us can't Germany Germany yeah yeah that sells it now you get it and ask for your grace to help us turn around, make room for repentance in the church, first of all, and in our governments and nations. All right, okay. He didn't quite keep the energy going. I feel like he's bringing the team down.

I agree. He had a lot to work with, the Germany, and it's happening again, but he couldn't quite... It's also kind of doing what she did with the TISM. That's right, and the TISM, and he just feels defeated. by the material rather than rising to the occasion.

I agree. Like you got to find the joy in whipping yourself with a medieval strap. Yeah. What's the point of doing a duo act if the other one isn't going to carry its weight, I say.

True. He's like he... Are you trying to... Is that... Is that shade? Everyone? It's not shade. It's not shade.

I'm just saying, you know... I think I pull my way. I think universally, I think we can all agree that everyone on a group project has to show up. You know what I'm saying? Yeah.

The point is, is I think he let Germany down. And I hate to be the infamous World War I Jews stabbed them in the back, but I'm stabbing Germany in the back. I'm going to have to give them a six for that one. What about you? I'm so upset by your judgmentalism and your cynicism. Just because we had a brief run in with totalitarianism and fascism. Naziism.

Nazism. What do you give it? Yeah. Yeah, 6.8 for the team. Okay, 6.8. All right. All right. Okay.

Next up in Euro. What did I say, derision? Euro derision. That's good. Your contrition. Yeah. Contrition works less. We have someone, this is the UK team.

The UK team performing. I'm sorry, love. Here we go. Would you have mercy? Motherfuckers started up with, yeah. Fucking Brits. Oh yeah, father.

O'i. Ory, father. We're so sorry. Oh, you? I, oh. You what? You're sorry about anti-Semitism, yeah? Every day I go to church and I say,

oh, so sorry for the Jews, yeah. I'm so sorry we did this to the Jews. It was only 77 years old. It was only 5,473 years old. We're only supposed to blow the bloody temple off. Boy, Lord and Father, you're getting bloke, right? Yeah. Yeah, my mate.

Beckham. Fishy chips. Beans on toast. All right, let's do it. Yeah, Father, would you have mercy on the United Kingdom? Father, forgive us for the way we've turned our back on Israel and not defended the Jewish people. And we've allowed anti-Semitism to run free on the streets of our nation.

Jesus Christ. The groper in me? Oh, no. Is there a groiper deep down? Look, we all contain everything. Yeah, it's okay. Everything is everything. That's one thing I've been learning on this trip.

I have all things in me. And you have to not be afraid of that shadow. You have to face it and begin a relationship with it. Otherwise, it'll take you over. And when, and when, um, And when this guy is This blout

Is this obsequious Please forgive us for not being nice enough to the Jews This deep thing in me is like This is fucking goy slag Yeah yeah yeah it is Yeah it is How else are you supposed to react It is true

This does feel like yeah Every fucking you know Whether it's that guy James Fishback Or like any of the fucking Fuentes you know, acolytes who... Or Belzarian. Or Belzarian like the way in which... It's humiliating.

It is just like it is them I'm upset on behalf of white Gentiles. Yes. It's them doing... Yes, it's them doing Goy Slop. It's them and it drives me fucking crazy because the... Fucking watermelon. Yeah, yeah. Eat the watermelon,

you know, make you feel better. But yeah, deep down when I see this shit, I mean, this is true of so much as far. So much Hasbara for me is just watching like a Nazi wet dream of what Jews be doing. And people acting like, you know, like people, like normal people aren't supposed to look at that and go, that's weird. That's, that's weird. I sure hope that there isn't a whole line of thinking out there on the internet in which some beautiful labels I can use.

Yeah. It's like a weird sex party that I never asked to see. That's right. It's this humiliation kink ritual. Yes, yes. I never clicked on this website. This website clicked on me. So that was the Brits.

I never bought a paid subscription to this website. That's right. This website bought a paid monthly subscription to me. To me. With, you know, anonymous billing. That's right. That's right. In a blank envelope.

But I know who it is. Yeah, I mean. I can't give him a score yet. see more. That's it. Oh, that's it? Yeah, that's it. His wife didn't even say anything.

No, just stood there. He basically said, yeah, God. Yeah. So, me's been thinking, yeah, about the Jews. Yeah, the thing, the thing is God. The thing is God. I don't really like the way people have been treating the Jews. I don't like it one bit, yeah?

So, sorry. We hope to develop a stronger relationship with the Jews in the country, kick him out. People in our country, yeah, they've been running around doing anti-Semitism. The number one, number one person doing it, a fucking Jew named Polanski. Hook-Nose, Polanski. A hook-nosed green Jew named Zek, Polanski, going. Lord in heaven above, please forgive us for not.

Expelling all our Jews in mid-hand, giving them a free al-I-A-pass to their true homeland. Lord. I get done. Matt, Matt do a non. Yeah, okay, let me try. Lord, please help us forgive the Jews. Oh, can't tell you.

He's got like Daniel Plainville. I can't fucking Daniel Plainview. Lord. Forgive the Jews. No, that's him in gangs of New York. That's right. I can't do it. So I'm going to give that a three.

I thought he kind of bullshit. Again, phoning it in. I feel like Britain just doesn't want it this year. You know? No. They just don't want it. No, they don't want it. We have two more contestants for you.

First is China. Well, they're on the come-up. Yeah, they are. So let's see. They're doing a lot to apologize for China. For all the things that we did that we did not support Israel, we went against Israel. I'm sorry. Right off the bat, I'm like, did you do the homework?

I am not getting any details. Please forgive us for whatever it is that you say that we did. This is like, everyone settled down. Our Chinese exchange student is taking, she'll get there. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Give her some time.

She's warming up. Can you please? Mainland, you want to try again? Please forgive us for whatever it is that we did, all the things that we did wrong and bad. Please forgive us for all the things that we did we do not support Israel. We went against Israel.

Lord, please forgive us. It's like a hostage video. You would turn the hearts of all the Chinese people, Lord. And I pray that you will teach us how to love you. That's a lot of hearts. Yeah, it's a fuck done of hearts, lady. God, I know you're powerful, but I don't know how powerful you are. And how to love Israel and support Israel.

Lord, I also want to pray that you will. open up the gates of Israel, open up the gates of China, open up the gates of all the Chinese. Hold on, hold on. Open up the gates of Israel. Someone in the crowd is like, like the liaison. Yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, it's wrong. Yeah. They don't like opening up gates here. Yeah, yeah, I don't think you want to be open up the gates. Please, please, Lord, please Lord, drive your holy bulldozer through the fences. Right, yeah, yeah. Please, Lord, paraglide your, your will and your word. Yeah, I, I, I, above the walls of People's hatred of Israel.

Unless she's like liking it to the gates of hell, which that I can't get. That, you know, open up the gates of hell and let it climb through the hell mouth. Open up the gates of China. Open up the gates of all the Chinese people. And in unity, Lord, we will receive your kingdom coming, your glorious presence to come in. All right. Kingdom coming? kingdom coming they will be lumbing you know what i mean uh i will be thrumming they will be

trumming oh man i uh i really like the sexual nature at the end there yeah that uh that was kind of a good twist i like that because at first i was like i don't even know if she knows what she's sorry for yet she doesn't she's she's up there and she's just like my you know my bad on whatever it is you think i did kind she's kind of an abusive like ex-boyfriend a little bit whatever it is you think I did. I'm sorry. I'm sorry that it made you feel that way when you delusionally thought. Dear Lord, please, we're so sorry the Jews feel that way. We're so sorry that Jews feel that way incorrectly, might I add. But they're entitled to their wrong feelings. But then at the end there, she really did it, twisted it around and said,

like, please open up, I want you know, you to unzip your gate, we'll unzip our gate, and then, you know, we will receive your kingdom coming. We'll receive your kingdom coming. kingdom of come. Your kingdom of come on earth. And oh, blessed, will that day be? Or something. So it be. The cousin Greg. Yeah.

That's right. So it be. If it so be. Yeah. I'm going to, you know, she, I'm going to give her seven, you know, honestly, pretty good, pretty good. I still put the Germans above her. You put the Germans above that? They've had more practice, though.

I'm kind of, China is kind of an underdog in this. You know what I mean? Because it's like she's going against like a billion Chinese and hoping to open up their gates. Okay. Well, reasonable people can disagree. That's true.

Yeah, we don't have to agree exactly on it. What do you give it? 5.8. 5.8. Okay, okay. All right. Our final contestant is from Korea. Forgive.

Forgive the nation of Korea. It's over. The word of. Okay. It's over. We have a champion. And people of Israel. God forgive.

Those evil things done. I say today, God of Israel, Abraham, Isaac Jacob is God of Korea. God of both South and North Korea. Today I stand here in the Kennes of Israel. I say Korean government will stand with Israel, South and both North. Fantastic. Reunification is happening in the Kineset. I love it.

I love it. We are finally getting a one-state solution, but for Korea, as long as it supports. Jewish supremacy is magic. Oh, it's magical. Oh, it can heal all wounds. From Seoul to Pyongyang, we are reunifying the state under the banner of Jesus Christ and its best friend, some Jew. Oh, my God. Excuse me.

Now, some Jew sounds like some kind of some young Jew. That sounds like a Korean name. Oh, God. I'm sorry, I couldn't keep your promise. You broke. Let your world be done in Korea and all nations. Name of Jesus Christ, I pray. Amen.

Fantastic. Like standing ovation. That's a 10. 10 out of 10. 10 out of 10. Easily, easily the most contrite, easily the most moving and moved,

someone who, someone who truly seems like they are suffering for their art. Yeah. You know? She's speaking in tongues. I mean, she got herself there before she started speaking. See, the problem with all these other clowns, right? And it's an amateur mistake.

Yeah. You get up there. You know what mark you want to hit. Right. You try to get yourself there. from a starting position. Yes. You got to get up there and all right.

You got to be warming up backstage. That's right. You're going to be getting into character. Mm-hmm. You know, it's like pounding your chest. Yeah, yeah. Like pinching yourself. Exactly.

Exactly. So when you get up there, you hit the ground whining. Yeah. Yes. Yes. Yes. She didn't, she was not stalling. She was not, uh, she's not ad-libbing either.

The first words were, fuck it. Yeah. Fuck him. Fuck him. Just. She started off already crying. And that's the kind of, I'm sorry, I want to see from the nations of the world. From the guyam, I want the guy I'm already be crying.

Oh, fellas. We got, yeah, 10 out of 10, easy win. Easy win for the Korean team of this year's Euro. Euro derision. That was a Bibbop, I'm telling you. Yeah, that was. That was, dude. That was a straight Bim B'bop.

That was a hot pot. That was fucking the hottest pot I've seen. That's an awful hot coffee pot. Eminem. Amazing shit, right? I mean, I just love that. Again, I go back to the question we ask often on this podcast. Who is this for?

And I truly, I really, this time, couldn't tell you. Couldn't tell you. I assume for the people of Israel, it's all in English. It's for the government. It's like I said, look, when I lived on a kibbutz, you know,

33 years ago or so. That's right. On Israeli Independence Day, they did two things. To boost morale. Yeah, Nakpade. Number one,

they served us bacon and eggs in the Kibbutz, Chahar O'Hel, the cafeteria. Crazy. To just to, you know, double down and and assert our sovereignty. And secularism.

And are like, fuck you, we do what we want with our ethnic state. Sure. Yeah, it's an ethno state, but we flip it, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. We flip on the laws of that ethnicity.

That's right. And then that night, they brought in some Russian strippers. Are you serious? Yeah, like a man and two women who did this like very weird, but it wasn't stripping exactly.

It was like a simulated sex thing. What the fuck? Yeah, yeah. You never told me this. No, I never did. I was 17, 18. It's like, I almost doubt myself that it happened, but I know it happened because I've talked to my friends who were there with me.

What? And they did this bizarre routine of simulated sex in front of the whole, the whole kibbutz, I think there were some kids there. It was bizarre. And it's, it's, the country, it's, I was wide shut. It's a humiliation, kink, degradation, degradation dungeon. Yeah. That's what they've built there.

on that on that beautiful land of Palestine they built this this this this place where subjugation and camp and kitsch and and just tackiness yeah build into this orgeastic

pageantry of of whatever needs to be displayed and so this is this feels like that it's like oh yeah let's bring in some going in and watch I bet they're getting paid this is sex work sex work does feel like it don't fucking shame okay yeah listen no shame all work is work. But it does feel very much like that. Like it is like there is something pseudo sexual going on. And it's for the Israeli psyche more so than I guess the Western psyche. Because I can't imagine, I can't imagine any Jew in the West watching that and feeling good.

because what you're my four year old granddaughter i don't want her to live in a world where there isn't a country where they forced christians from all over the world to compete in a cry off about whether or not they wronged israel the state yeah it is it's just truly i i can't i can't you already have to be a sort of a psychopath if you are like a a a jewish person in the West who's watching that and feeling good. Like you have to be watching it from the vantage point of like, now lick my feet. That's right. That's what it feels like.

So I have trouble believing it is specifically for this, you know, that niche of people. It's also, but it's also for filling these lunatics up with enough, you know, what can I say? Like, which lunatics? The lunatics on stage there. Yeah, yeah. They're going to go back to their countries. Yeah. And so I'm sure they're being taken to Yad Vashem.

You're right. And the October 7th, you know, Kippwitz Museum or whatever the fuck. Yeah. And this is part of their penance and part of their, you know, to pass the test to get your certificate. And then they go back and they indoctrinate their people. They'll be preaching their own soil. So it's kind of an exchange program, but it's all to serve the kingdom of Judea. I mean, it's just crazy to imagine.

anyone enjoying it, but I guarantee you there are people who are there who are moved by it. I tell you who's not going to be moved by it. Any fucking Christian who like I just, I can't imagine. I can't. I mean, maybe I'm wrong. You know what? I didn't grow up in an even evangelical, you know, I'm not, I'm from L.A. I grew up in a secular family.

I don't know what evangelicalism actually is outside of documentaries. And so I will admit watching evangelical churches talk about Israel, it does seem similar to that. But that seems particularly humiliating to the point where it's so almost like over the top and on the nose that it was like they would watch it and think like I think I'm against this. You know what I mean? Like that's a level of cuckery that I think even evangelicals can't, you know, go down. I don't know. I mean, all you have to do is add like some actual self-inflicted violence, like taking a chainsaw to one's own head. Yeah.

Or like pulling like one's balls off with pliers. And you'd have a South Park episode. A hundred percent. You got that South Korean accent. I know. The whole time. That's Trey Parker talking. Yes.

While she was doing it, I was like Trey Parker would have a fucking field day. And I. It's the human sense. iPad. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Um, anyway, so congratulations to all.

of the contestants. You were all wonderful. I hope you go back to your home countries and celebrate your your win. Your win there. Before we go, there's one last thing we need to talk about and it's Canada. I think we should talk about Canada.

Before we get out of here, there is some movement out of Canada that involves a couple of recurring characters that we love here. Dunga, ding it, ding it. But before we get to who that is, Jesse,

I first want to give people some background. So in Toronto, there was a protest that happened against Israel. With the hangings? Yes. It's Montreal. Oh, yeah, excuse me. Montreal. And I know that because the lady who's complaining about it literally says Montreal in the video.

But just to... They should have been protesting is that the HABs, only took 12 shots a game in the last fucking four games of the series against the hurricanes. What can you do? You know? What can you do? Martin Say Louis, I love you, but what are you doing, man? Put Brandon Gallagher in there. Tell your team to fucking shoot. You're not going to score if you don't shoot.

That's so true. Next year. So at this protest in Montreal, there was some effigy burning that happened. And this influencer out of Montreal made a video about it, complaining

and then, well, you'll see. About the Jewish effigy that was paraded through the streets of Montreal. So this right here is, I guess her name is, what is that? Anastasia. Anastasia. And she is giving us an update on this.

Giving us an update on what happened with this effigy burning. So this morning, together with my lawyer, Neil Oberman, we served a legal letter. We are demanding the Montreal police to immediately open a criminal investigation on what happened on May 24th. We want the police to identify the people who designed, held, transported, created this effigy.

The demand letter also... But do you want them to identify the effigy? Yeah, right. No, no, no. Might that be relevant to your case? No, no, no. Do you want to ask your Jew lawyer, Neil Oberman, if perhaps we want to identify... No, no, that's not relevant?

No, no. We don't want to know who that was? Never mind. Never mind. It was just some Jew. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Doesn't matter. The point is, is that an effigee...

has happened. Okay? And so she is complaining about it in this video and wants to find out anyone who had anything to do with it and is sent a letter to the police trying to, you know, do whatever it is they do. And with this tweet

came another tweet. It was someone whose name is Neil Oberman. That's the lawyer she just mentioned. That's the lawyer she mentioned saying, we will not stand quiet. as this person explains. There was a quote tweet, or sorry, a reply to this from friend of the show Samira,

who wrote, it will be lapped out of court just like every other attempt you've made at criminalizing contempt and criticism of Israel and its actions. You know full well, this was an effigy of Ben Givir, aka Noose Man. That reminds me, I have to go see the new movie. I love Neusters. Oh, yeah, it's a great movie. Yeah, it's great. News man, come together with your hands.

All right. I hope the judge sees you as the, what is it, vexatious, a litigant that you are. Yeah. Fucking great words. And then here is some closer looks at it. You see Ben Gavir, you see Netanyahu. You see. You see Ben Gvier's birthday cake with the noose.

With the noose on it. He loves noose to stir. You see him and his wife, again, holding a noose, a picture of a news there. So this is very specifically. against two at this point world famous racist war criminals. Who love bragging about hanging people. Yes, a whole thing that they do. So a little bit funny to be like, yo, you hung an effigy of people who hang people.

That's fucked up. Now, of course, that bit of context is incredibly important if you are making the claim that this is somehow some random act of anti-Semitism. But that context is once again left out by friend of the show, Jesse Brown, who wrote, quote, We're hanging Jews in effigy. We weren't hanging Jews in effigy. We were hanging a specific Jew in effigy, close quote. It's always specific Jews.

The Germans hanged Albert Einstein in effigy, the Rothschilds, Magnus Hirschild, and Walter, what is it, Ratham. now Walter Matho. Walter Mathau and Jack Lemon. Both grumpy old men were hung. The God couple. Before they murdered him for real. Anti-Zionists do Nazi stuff. Now, this is him replying directly to Samira.

A fucking just... Do you have the tweet where he talked about if a black man? Oh, no, I didn't get that tweet. But he does a tweet that's very similar to that. What does he say? He basically says, Imagine if a black man. Imagine if this was a black man.

Which is, to which, you know, was hung in effigy. Right. Would you care which black man it was? To which I said, if I snorted a line of Coke, every time a fucking Hasbarist tried to appropriate and exploit black American suffering to paint Jews as victims, I would be snorting a continuous line of Coke for the rest of my coke shortened life. Yes.

100%. I would never run out of runway. I mean, this is something that people like Jesse Brown do all the time, which is he, when he says something like, well, imagine if it were a black person. It's like, okay, you are now imagining a completely separate scenario in which a people in the United States, in North America with a history of being lynched, you are saying, oh, now replace that with Jews. Fine, but feel bad. Okay, but let's extend the metaphor. Sure. So, but imagine it was a specific black man. Yeah.

And it was a leader of an African country who dressed all the time performatively in his people's ceremonial garb like Giverr, Kippa, and was an advocate of hanging innocent, countryman or... Imagine if it was Tony 2012. Yeah. Idi Amin. Yeah, Idi Amin. Right. Exactly. I mean, it's super.

as you engage in the analogy that they want you to engage in, you've already lost, because you've already accepted this complete perversion of reality. And this is a reality that everyone knows, which is that

separate things are offensive to separate peoples. And for the past two and a half years, I feel like at least those quote, fighting anti-Semitism, uh in the zionist world have been just vacuuming up everyone else's fucking tropes in order to uh

cultural exchange yeah it's sure it is it's cultural deadly exchange uh and it's it's them taking other people's tropes in order to then use it to justify uh their own feelings about something that you may not initially see as wrong but don't call me jewish no mo right i'm a black American. Oh, you know, what if I, what if you did an effigy of a, of a Chinese lady driving a car bad? Would that feel wrong? Yes. And it's just like, what are you, what are you trying to do with this other than appropriate other people's fucking stereotypes? And of course, when it comes to anti-black hate in this country and anti-Palestinian hate in Israel, we're talking about the same fucking type of supremacy. So, like, him pretending to, him inverting that is just so fucking, I find it's so low. It's such a low thing for, especially someone who's like, you know, it was like this liberal fucking, like left guy. He was a left guy, wasn't he? Or he was at the very least,

he was someone that people on the left respected in Canada. Like, he was a truth and reconciliation guy. He was a, or let's tell the truth about how we treat it in the name of people's. He was a build a media brand out of progressive signaling guy. And he produced some good podcast. I want to show up to his house in a Louis Farrakhan mask. You would have a fucking heart attack. Hello, my brother. Yeah.

I was hoping you could educate me on the intricate histories of our peoples and how my struggle is very much like your... I'd be very interested indeed to know your thoughts on that, Rabbi Jesse Brown. I would, yeah, Adam, no voices, no voices. That's a fine voice. That's fine. I don't know what's fine anymore.

I would love to actually convert to black Hebrew Israelite. Yeah. I think right now it's got to be a golden age for black Hebrew Israelites. Like, you know, before it was funny when they would just chew out random Jews on the street as not Jews, because you were just like, okay. No, it's time to unleash them. No, unleash them in the streets of America. nobody nobody does a better job of de-judiizing jews than the black hebrew is israelis they're amazing at it um but anyways jesse brown wrote this fucking schlock uh and uh i don't respect it um let's see what was this

this oh yeah later this is slightly related but this is someone who's also canadian and this feels like in the same vein of the jesse brown right Canada, they're going so fucking insane with this, like, being convinced that they are mere days away from a crystal knife. Did you see that Carney had to go give a fucking speech at a synagogue in Toronto?

I did not. He gave a whole fucking speech in English and in French about the Canadian government's plans to combat anti-Semitism because of all this effigy stuff. They dragooned him into it. And then, of course, it sets it up to the Husbarus to be like, he didn't say enough about

anti-Sionism. Like, you know, He just fell right into it. Anyway, so that's in the aftermath of that. That's crazy. I couldn't even bring myself to watch it. It's the struggle session. It was the struggle session. It's the Canadian version of the struggle session.

I can't believe that. We're so sorry that Jews are feeling unsafe. That is so wild. Yeah. I love that. Yeah. Yeah. So this person writes American Jews.

We Canadian Jews need you to lobby your government to give us asylum. number one I love that you want to go to America before Israel what does that say I just want to say what does that say I just want to say if your whole point of Israel and supporting it is that what does it say

that you're like tushay well before we go to Israel let's take a brief stop up in Michigan for a second let's go check out Detroit I don't know I love your response to this was killing me you wrote because she says you know lobby your government

to give us asylum. And you wrote, it's called a mental health facility, Danielle, hasn't been called an asylum in decades. Just, you helped me with it. Or you signed off.

We were sitting in the desert. Yes. We were sitting in the desert. We're sitting in the red sand desert in the south of Jordan, where Star Wars was filmed, where the mummy returns was, glorious,

open, just. And I'm like, hey, Matt, do you like this reply? And you're like, you're like, it's fucking perfect.

Yeah. And I sip my Turkish coffee. Yeah. I love it. It really was this moment of just like, man, look what God made. Oh, that's a good ass tweet. It's more like, look what God made. Oh, in this desert's nice thing.

Yeah, yeah, this is a pretty good desert. Anyways, I just, I love this little exchange. I love how insane Canadians are getting. Just a little bit more of this fucking guy, Jesse Brown. He later went on to CNN. Oh, wow. He's achieving full market penetration. He is.

This is the dream, dude. Atlantic. This is why. why you become a Hasbaris? And I'm very much convinced of this. Thank you for that question. I think it's surprising to a lot of people because Canada is associated with politeness and kindness

and that we're a pluralistic multicultural society where people can't have lived harmoniously together. So it is surprising to see that Canada become one of the worst countries in the world when it comes to this post-October 7th spike in anti-Jewish hate. All right. So just very important. It's the anti-kike spike. That's right.

Anti-Kike spike spike. A.K.S. Baby. A.K.S. It is important to really take in what he just said here, which is that it's surprising to a lot of people who are not Canadian, especially people, you know, United States, because Canada is just known for being, you know, polite and good and kind and, you know, for being contrite and sorry and whatnot.

And we just, it's surprising that people who are known for being such, you know, a liberal, open people can be so hateful. And then he immediately goes on to say this. There are many factors. I think that you can't ignore the fact that we have tripled our Muslim population in just about 20 years. Fuck! By and large Muslims have lived in Canada. And I want to be polite about this.

I want to be, let me be clear. You just got done saying, I know, shocking. Shocking to hear that Canadians can be so hateful. And unwelcoming. And unwelcoming. But the reason for that is, is it's not actually the Canadians doing it. It's the Muslims are coming in from their country and infecting us with their homegrown anti-Semitism that they learn from the schools. Harmoniously and without incident up until this post-Oct October 7th era.

The fact of the matter is, and it's an uncomfortable topic for some, we are bringing in people. from countries where hatred of Jews is taught in schools. And unlike other countries, there's very little done when people come to Canada to educate and naturalize them to say, this is not how we do things here. Yeah, some sort of residential school for people to go to, you know, like a re-education thing so that you can get all the people of the sort of the savages together. Yeah.

You know how those people are taught to hate Jews in school? Mm-hmm. They're a city in school. as kids. And they notice that like four of their classmates aren't there today. And they say to the teacher, where are my four friends? And the teachers, oh, the Jews killed them. The Jews killed them.

Exactly. Exactly. And also, I'm sorry, but he cannot sit there and be like, you know, in these countries, they teach people to hate Jews. And it's like, you are on TV teaching people right now to hate Muslims. You are literally doing it. It's insane. It's maddening.

Just watching. And I'm like, are you, you're blind and deaf to your own goddamn brain? And spending time in an Arab country, it's my first time. Now? Well, no, it's not true. I was in Palestine. That's true. But, and actually talking to people, how do I even put this?

It's like, it's not about hating Jews, not hating Jews. It's just about seeing what the fuck's. happening. Yes. They're not, they're not going with hate in their hearts. No. They're exhausted. No. They're sad and they're full of love for any human being who manages to stay human. Yeah. And any Jewish human being who manages to stay human. Yes. When people like Jesse Brown want us to, you know, abandon our humanity. Yes. In the name of some bullshit idea what he thinks Jewishness is. Yes. It's just such a fucking lie and it's also such a projection. It is. I was taught to hate Arabs and Muslims in my Hebrew.

school. And quite frankly, at my very polite, very utopian, very peace-loving, very optimistic Hebrew Zionist summer camp where we thought that the occupation was bad. And the settlements were bad and that torturing Palestinians was bad. We were still taught to hate them because we were lied to about them and their history was erased and we were made to be indifferent about them. And indifference and hatred when it comes to people being brutalized and tortured and genocided amounts to the same thing. Yeah. And in some ways, I prefer the hatred to the indifference. Right.

Yeah. The callousness. Yeah. And the ignorance that this guy, I mean, fuck Jesse Brown, man. I know. Fuck Jesse Brown. Fuck him. I mean, he is an ignorant.

I mean, I wouldn't even say ignorant because, you know, I guess ignorance implies not knowing things. at this point he is a calculated racist he's a calculated um jewish supremacist he's a jewish and and it is it is just uh it is it is projection it is total fucking projection because projection uh because his inherent hatred of muslims his inherent hatred uh and distrust of palestinians is how he got here it's the only way he could have gotten here because if he hadn't grown up being told essentially these were

the new Nazis it's hard to say that he would just be able to adopt that now to do sort of the reverse fucking yeah there's sort of a chicken and egg thing because it could be that he wasn't taught to hate Muslims he was just taught to think that Jews are super special and superior and

and you can uniquely endanger and whoever wants to get us so that that's the seed that's planted and then it hatches and then whoever is against us must be but you know it's all i mean it's six yeah i guess without without trying to psychoanaly him and see where exactly his trauma started with it i just uh i have trouble i have trouble watching someone who is uh so clearly i mean grifting like whenever we talk about grifting we always you know daniel and i talk about this a lot um like who is actually grifting and and

what is the definition of grifting And to me, I think one of the main components of grifting is being knowingly up to, is deliberately changing facts in your head, changing a narrative in your head, specifically so that you can get this particular positionality in the market, in the media space. And this is what I was going to say earlier before playing the video. you can see why a lot of people choose this path because you do get stuff. You get, you know, like as we're on the plane to Jordan, I was shocked at like thinking about, you know, I've not done any, what do you call it, like conferences or whatnot. But I know some like anti-Zionist Jews who have done things. Like they go to conferences and talk and whatnot. There's conferences once in a blue moon.

For the most part, they're pretty new. It's kind of a new burgeoning sort of thing where you're seeing. It's not an industry. It's not an industry. And you look at the Hasbara industry and how much fucking money there is in it, how much prestige there is in it, the way you get treated. the niceties of it. You see that in people like Michael Rappaport who for no other reason other than I get to fly

back and forth to this country and live it up. Jesse Brown will visit Israel in the next year. 100%. He'll be invited there. 100%. No, it's 100% true. And I think... But you see that with like the influencers.

You see that with the political class. Of course. I mean, fucking just look at the former mayor. What was it? Eric Adams. You know, he's someone who knows how he appreciates a bribe. Like, it's, it's a level of, it's corruption. Yeah.

Now, you know, on the political level, it is like legally it is corruption, right? But it's so corrupting for these fucking media people because they are absolutely finding their positions. They get to go on CNN. They get to go on the fucking whatever cable news panel. They get to go on one of many fucking Zionist conferences that exist that we play, videos from all the fucking time. And they happen all over the world. The blue black, the blue background.

Yeah, right. Blue, yeah, blue back. That's hard to say. Blue background. It's a black background. It's hard to say. Blue background show. Yeah, you got a, you see a blue background.

And you've got a fucking, you know, Star of David with the, there's a new letter. The AGC or you, or you J.A one. Or you've got this, this woman talking about how AI is, is now our friend because it means that Jews don't have to try to control the entire media. That's right. We'll play that another time. Yeah. But like,

but yeah, there's tons of these fucking things. It's the new Borschbelt. Yes, exactly. It's you get to do the circuit. And you see these influencers doing the circuit. You see media people doing the circuit.

And it's not just about like these low level influencers. It's about fucking people with an actual platform. Yeah. It's about your Jake Tappers and your Dana Bash's. And like you see the level of niceties. The things, the nice things that you get from being Zionist. Jesse Brown is officially on Jake Tapper and Dana Bash's radar after that.

Yes. after that hit exactly and this is what he's going for it this is the position alley this is i have moved away from an old like at this point he can't go back to what canada land was he was already losing audience before this yeah there were all kinds of like many scandals and like right people were grumbling like there was just he was taking you know his foreign policy takes have always been dog shit right yeah yeah and so he you know he knows that the peak era of canadaland was you know roughly speaking peak progressivism,

Bernieism, woke, whatever you want to come to it. And it was a prestige show. Yeah. But that window of prestige came and went. Yeah. And he needed a new, you know, Papa's got a brand new bag.

That's right. That's right. And, you know, I get flying 13 hours, even though it took a long time, but flying 13 hours in a plane going somewhere where I didn't pay for the flight. It was the first time I realized I was just like, it was a little,

long, but I wish I, you know, I wish I had a career where they would, where people would fly me out to places. Yeah, you were like, that's your good. Yeah, I was like, Debegu. Debe Geh. I thought, Debe Tebe Te and Debe good. And I truly, I, you know, I was like, yeah, if you, if you just sell your soul a little bit, you get to be flown out to places. Imagine flying business class. Oh my God. Anyways, Jesse Brown, congratulations. you soul as fuck. Before, last thing, I want to play or I want to show for you. I had just tweeted something.

You know, someone was saying Twitter has become insanely toxic. This is the Zionist receipts account. The Zionist Observer was the previous name of it. Zoe Brown is now the name. It's receipts underscore LOL. And they're a great account. Everyone should follow them. They have, they've been archiving a lot of the genocide.

And this person noticed that Twitter has become insanely fucking toxic. And I pointed out that if you're wondering why it feels like everyone has gone more insane and everyone is just fighting all the time on fucking Twitter. It's because, well, one of the reasons is Israel just quintupled its PR budget to $730 million. Semicolon. Experts say it won't work. Yeah. By the way, experts like me and you at the bad as bar.

podcast have been saying from the beginning it won't work um but anyways i just like pointed that pointed that out i was just like just so you know everyone and our boy adam lewis klein adam lewis klein who was uh jesse's best friend who was i i mean at this point his spiritual advisor yes props to him almost because i'm like you know not for nothing jesse has a new vocabulary yeah see adam lewis klein it can't be a grifter no i don't think he's a grifter No, but to be a spiritual advisor to a grifter, that's a great grifter. That's a nice, you get to, you get to be put as like the overhead compartment. Yeah, you're like Ronald Reagan's astrologer.

Yeah, exactly. You're, you know, Rabbi Shmoli. That's, you know, this is the spiritual advisor to Jesse Brown, Adam Lewis Klein. He wrote back this tweet in which he says, Matt, maybe you're just a bad guy, which I'm sorry, I don't know how that relates. But in this tweet, he puts out one of his wonderful little graphics that he makes. His little memelets. His little memelets that he puts out.

That he's very proud of his little memelets. And this one, it took me a second because my brain couldn't process something so stupid. He wrote, anti-Zionism is anti-Zionism. No hyphons on either one. Nope. Both one word. But very important, there's a difference. The first anti-Zionism is in blue and the second anti-Zionism is in red.

So he's saying... This is his version of love is love? Like let my mom read that on stage at the... I wish it was. But it's better than that. Because what he's saying, which does not translate to paper, is anti-Zionism is anti-Zionism

now that doesn't work if you're not hearing it that is if you're watching it just looks like you had of a misprint that says oh wait did you mean anti-Zionism is anti-Semitism? This is his whole nuanced point

he thinks he's making which is that it's not anti-Semitism it's its own thing and that thing is bad and we need to Let them know that the thing it's equivalent to itself is like one equals one. Yes. Yeah. One equals one.

It's so. Now, let me tell you about one. Oh, my God. It is so funny. And then underneath it, he just, like, did a. The first rule of fight club is the first rule of fight club. This dude is fun. I love it.

This guy. Oh. Just God bless you. God bless you because he's got, you know, he's got more words under there. Just a bunch of MS word like thesaurus search terms. More words better.

Harasses, libles, gaslights, abuses, mocks, murders, vandalize, these verbs desegrates, denigrates, erases, stocks, doxes, ethnically cleanses, genocides. Choose and Israelis. And then there's a blue circle. For no reason.

For no reason. And then a half. Hashtag say no to anti-Zionism. No, but hold on. Oh, yeah? Should we say no to anti-Zionism or should we say no to anti-Zionism? I'm not sure. It's not in red or blue.

How are we to know, Adam Lewis-Kly? How are colorblind people to protect themselves from the scourge? What are you doing this ablest bullshit where you don't even let it be known to colorblind people, which one's the bad one? I mean, his whole point, which is very important for him to get across, is supposed to be anti-Zionism doesn't need to be anti-Semitism because anti-Zionism should be as stigmatized as anti-Semitism, which is something you can kind of only achieve if you try to make it synonymous with an already stigmatized thing. Now, because most people don't know what the fuck anti-Zionism is and only sort of know what Zionism is through what Zionism is. Zionists do and say, anti-Zionism does not seem like a stigmatized thing.

And in fact, for most people, it would seem like, I don't really know. It seems like a complicated thing. But because he lives in this universe where he thinks everyone is inside of his brain, this makes total fucking sense to him. It's like that John Mullaney show. Everybody's here. Yeah.

Yeah. Yes. Yes. Everybody is here. And the truth of it is, no one's here, Adam. Very few people. You're alone. You are very.

very alone and no one knows that's a bathroom tile underneath you yes you're naked and you're trembling you're talking to yourself uh that phone is disconnected and listen i'm all for you figuring it out and the call is coming from within the house yeah and the house is inside the house the house dude oh man well you had a great response to that oh yeah you don't have your tweet no i don't my My response, you kind of just did it. Yeah, it was great messaging, man, good stuff. That'll work. Yeah, that'll work, dude.

Definitely keep you in there. Really proving those experts wrong when they say the $730 million isn't going to get you anywhere. I know. Really defying the skeptics. Of all the tweets to randomly decide to choose to reply that to, I love it, that it was the $730 million this year, which is a, what is it, quadrupling of the previous has borrowed budget.

Nearly... And he is the two-thirds of the franchise. He is the future of the franchise. He absolutely is, dude. He absolutely is. Inshallah, he's the future of the franchise. And yeah, so shout out to you.

We love you, Adam Lewis Klein. Please don't stop doing it. We love what you do. We're big fans. And we're big fans of all of you out there. Hell yeah. That's been a pod. It has been.

I'm so glad we got to do this from here. Me too. It's really nice. It's getting, it's now almost dark outside. I know, it's time for dinner. We're going to eat some, dude, we're going to eat some. Buffalo Wildlings. It's a Buffalo Wild Wings right up on the square way where we were saying.

It was the first thing Matt ate when he got here. It is. Yeah, it's called Buffalo Wings and onions or Buffalo Rings and onions. No, yeah, Buffalo wings and onions. Oh, Buffalo Wings and Rings. That's what it's called. And it's delicious. It's really good.

And one of our listeners actually hit me up and said, I know the people who started that franchise in Jordan. It's actually really good. You should go to it. And I was like, I already did, dog. So we're going to go get some Buffalo wings and rings. Shout out to producer Adam Levin.

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