Bad Hasbara - The World's Most Moral Podcast - Bad Hasbara 48: Live Streaming Again 8/30/24

Episode Date: August 31, 2024

Hey we did another live stream and for those of you who love the podcast but hate to look at our stupid faces, here is the audio from the stream. Our guest is producer Adam Levin!Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/bad-hasbara/donationsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

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Olive garden us. White costs for us. Zabrahamas. As far as us. Welcome to Bad Hasbara, the world's most moral podcast live stream. Make some noise. I'm acting like there are people here. I'm not alone in my house.

Let's bring on the most moral co-host, Daniel Matee in the house. You are not alone. I'm streaming with you. from a hotel in Kansas City where I'm eating barbecue Yeah You are not alone That's right bitch

Sucking on What's up guys? How are you doing? That's not part of the published Michael Jackson lyrics No, that's a new That might have been part of the intimate live version Done in his bedroom But that's not on the album version

I'm sure that's how he wrote the song When he was alone Well, yeah it depended who he was singing it to you know happy birthday to him a couple of days ago totally inappropriate jokes all allegations i don't believe anything i love the guy hey everyone hey what's up uh yeah listen whether or not michael jackson did it i think we can all agree he probably didn't stop until he got enough that's right don't stop by you know it's great uh do you know the comedian brent winebach no he's a great

He's really weird. He sounds like, as Jiminy Glick would say, sounds to me like a Jew. Yeah, it sounds like a Jew. A little bit like a Jew. He has a great joke where he just ties his two fingers together and this is how his impression of Michael Jackson

and he just goes, show me that fucky, show me. He just keeps, I do that all the time. This is a live stream, everybody. hi this this is uh for the first well second time this is our second time doing a live stream uh and for a lot of you this is the first time you've ever commented on uh you know like because usually are commenting you know all through the like premieres and then there are people like is this live and uh other people are like no it's not live they're never live well guess what we're live now so anything can happen i can start with my friends michael jackson impression saying show me that that fucking. You know, in some ways, what? This reminds me a lot of, I feel a bit like Nas, nasty Nas when he first broke on the scene. You know why? Because it's live at the barbecue. Hey. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, I don't. I don't. I'll be honest with you. I've never actually even listened, even to Illmatic. I've never listened. Really? Yeah, I just kind

of missed Nas. It's like one of those things. Jay-Z is kind of another one where I just threw POSmosis happen to know a bunch of Jay-Z songs, but I don't like, you know. Those guys are, it's easy to feel like with both of them that you're supposed to know them. But, and Jay-Z is hit and miss, so is Nas. Il-Matic's amazing. Yeah. Live at the Barbecue was his first appearance. Oh.

I forget whose track. Was it Large Professor? I think it was Main Source, Large Professors Group. And he had a cameo, or he had a feature. you know the feature yeah um nasty gnaz is a rebel to america you know um when i was 12 i went to hell for snuffin jesus was like the the the line in his very first verse ever it made quite an impact and it was almost it was kind of on the basis of that you killed jesus huh at a very young age so everyone's always blaming us for that but jesus forgave him because he knew not what he did

does he do that the same with the rest of the jews i feel like they never say that about us they never say oh jesus forgives you because you know not what you do they're always like yeah you did it and then they're mad at us i know they're confused i didn't even kill nobody but hey so welcome to the live stream we're going to be talking about all sorts of shit uh you know i'm gonna be eating because i and he's going to be eating i've been driving all day he literally drove to kansas city but we have a guest uh and our guest is uh just a really really i'm wanting to get this guy on for a long time want to get on for a long time somebody who very hard to pin down hard to book uh we keep talking to his people and his people keep saying yeah maybe i don't know he's very important

big deal um and finally we're able to get him ladies and gentlemen you might know this guy from the funny things he writes in the lower third, you might know him as the producer of Bad Hasbara, the world's most moral podcast. Ladies and gentlemen, everyone else, please welcome producer Addis. Hey, it's me. I'm on the thing. Hell yeah. That's what you look like? Yeah, this whole time. That's hilarious. I have, I just had you begged for something else. Was that? I said, I'm sorry to let you down. No, no, no, no, no. You look great. You're letting me. up you're getting me up yeah we're all hard now i'm sorry what's up i has so many piggies in the chat i uh yeah i'm so glad to uh you know to to to get a shout out to

producer adam from uh you know from some hogs yeah look at this what i'm i'm eating you all right now yeah hell yeah and then what did we look at this we got someone gave us uh sorry for repeating the question when will you adapt bruce co. Burns if I had a rocket launch. Well, if you go to my Instagram, Ian, from Canada, you will find that on, I think about, I think it was December 26th

or 24th. It was right around Christmas. I posted a video of me not adapting it, but playing it on piano very earnestly because I was thinking about Gaza. Do you know that song, guys? I have no idea. I did know how to pronounce his last name, though.

You did. You sure did. Because I had a roommate named Cockburn. who did not like that I called him Cockburn because he was British. He was like, it's Coburn. And I was like, well, then why does it spell Cockburn? If we were to do the What's to Spin segment right now, I'd tell you that I've been listening to the audio book

of Charles Portis's true grit upon which the Coen brothers made their film and the Jeff Bridges character, his name is Cockburn, Rooster Cobburn. But Bruce Colburn, wonderful Canadian singer-songwriter, incredible guitarist, one of the most of the, and he has a song from the 1980s, from 1984's Stealing Thunder, no, Stealing Fire album, called, If I Had a Rocket Launcher. And it ends with the lyric, if I had a rocket launcher, if I had a rocket launcher, if I had a rocket launcher, some son of a bitch would die. And he's talking about imperialists and Americans. He's talking about having

been with Guatemalan refugees, it's all about his desire, his impotent desire for revenge when he sees the suffering of helpless people. And it was on the fucking radio and it was like a big hit in Canada. And it did chart in the States a little bit. Okay. It is on Instagram of me singing it. We don't need to adapt it except instead of cry for Guatemala, it would be cry for or should you hear or something okay uh i just want to point out uh this username observations wrote we're hogs which i love and then uh a very rude listener just wrote zz which uh hey you know what go to sleep then all right we're we're out here giving it our all and you're like i'm bored talk about israel we're gonna okay but first i do have your genocide humor and i got

Canadian pop history. Yeah, I got Canadians love for anti-imperialist music. The fuck is this? I've been driving all day. I'm not accountable. I will, you guys can, I will allow Matt and or Adam to tell me to shut the fuck up. I will totally respect that. Anyone else?

Shut the fuck. Never a hog. And just for those of you who are listening, who are wondering, because I see someone in the chat going, uh, wait, I thought the police were hogs. What? No, you see, I use hog as a loving, term. Break it down for them, farmer. Yeah. So here's the thing. Farmer's what? Farmer's what? I think I'm going to bomb a, you know, talk about it. Mama said, mama said not you out. Oh, yeah. See, that's another one.

So, uh, listen, everyone is a hog in some aspect, right? So what I mean by that is like, we all love the slop. Slot? What is slop? It's the content that we like, whether it's Bad Has Barrow, whether it's the wire, you know, or the sopranos. I'm a hog for some, you know, some sopranos, right? So it is a term of loving endearment towards the listener. You are a hog, but what are hogs really, but beautiful animals that should not be eaten, that should be well fed, and who should be, you know, given all of the mud to roll around in and all of the, you know, someone, anyone want to help? sorry i'm so used to uh you know listening uh to you guys and taking notes yeah yeah that i catch myself just sort of uh listening and taking notes yeah yeah yeah but yeah no uh we're all piggies and we we get our own particular slop that's right you know um i do have a bit of business um did you guys

start audio recordings i i started i started mine late so uh you know oh but hey it doesn't doesn't matter because i'll do it now i'll do it now so donald james says i predict that trump will spiral further into a depression and would have to be watched after uh kamala wins he'll be a danger to himself if he donald james says donald james says that donald trump is president trump if you need help please please just ask okay you don't need to help you don't need to come up with a very unsubtle pseudonym and and put it in there You think that's Trump in the chat? Donald Chene.

He will be very sad when he loses. Oh, listen, if he loses, he's going to be the most relieved man in America. This guy does not, he does not want it. You can see it in eyes. Yeah, and also, if it was Donald Trump, he would not be using a name so similar to his own. When he used to call into the post, he would do it as like David Strong Handsome. Right. Yes.

And they would print it. Yes. We love your peace songs that mock genocide. Thank you, Philip Blair. We shout out to you. Shout out to anyone here who is going to do them super chats. Also, there will be eventually like a YouTube members thing. We're going to do like a membership. But in order to do that, I have to delete like every single podcast that I've put on here that has copyright infringement, which is every TV rewatch podcast. that I've done. So it's going to take a little while, but eventually we'll have that. All right. You got to stop all that deviant art Mickey Mouse content. I can. I want Mickey to fuck Minnie. They've been together for so long and I've never seen Dick going in. Oh, you got a I got a thumb drive for you. Okay. Hey, look at that. Can I interview the witness? I mean the guest. I mean the producer. So producer Adam. Yes. What does a producer do?

uh boy because people i got to get that answer from someone um matt you as a very recently were the producer of jordan jesse go that's right a very a very popular podcast am i doing what you did that's you're doing more than what i did on that podcast because uh on that podcast uh it was just audio you're also doing video let me tell you what adam does all right for those you those you in the comments wondering although i guess no one is someone just wrote produce which yes that's that's what he does uh he uh helps to book the guests he tells the guests where to be he makes sure he does sound check with them and then he edits the video he edits the audio he puts it out he makes clipies he's out there in these streets showing little bits of our pieces to people he's uh what else

you guys got to stop sending me pictures of your little pieces uh yeah i'm never going to stop that's the point is to show you my little piece and you tell me you produce by saying if it's good a million little pieces he also coaches us like he keeps an eye on the vibes I'd say it's right he's he's the vibes checker in chief he's the number one he's the one the number one vibes checker yeah it's well I'm I am a piggy by tradition you know for years and years of all kinds of different podcasts by breed by breeding sure yeah and so I know what sucks all the way. And so I try and avoid us doing that. Yeah, he makes sure we don't suck, which is hard because we mostly suck. And he also helps to edit out like the parts of the podcast where I just say, um, you know, a thousand times in a row and then eventually admit I didn't have anything to say. I just felt like I hadn't talked in a while. And where I pledged fealty to various thousand-year range of shady regimes.

You have no idea how how nicely a well-placed covers an edit. Oh, yeah. That's true. That's why I do it. Those are nice for preserving the rhythm of the show when you're nipping out a little bit.

Ebid, Ebene, Ebene, Ebene, Ebene, Ebene. Exactly. So, yeah, he is the most moral showrunner as Billy Clifton says and we have a lot to talk about. I brought a bunch of shit that I think is going to be fun. The first thing I want to show everyone is

something that a fan made for this show, which I really appreciated. I just need to figure out why these plugs in this hotel room I'm not working because my computer's going to do otherwise. So just keep going. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You know, you figure that out. And I will go ahead and say, So this is a Bad Hezbarra bingo board created by Tetris Resistance on Instagram. I had to look at this so much. I love this so much. So to trees is apparently that's like a very specific, the specific Palestinian like design. It's a, it's weaving, yeah. Yeah, weaving, exactly. Craftwork, which incorporates like geometric shapes.

Yes. That represent different. parts of like the topography of Palestine. It's an amazing. Yeah, it's very cool. So I learned something from this account. But then I also saw this bingo board, which kind of blew my mind. Also, bad has bingo.

God damn right. Here it is. So this is now obviously, in order to actually play bingo, you have to have all of those tiles. They have to be in different order. so it doesn't really like we'd all get bingo at the same time if we played it that's the way bingo works but just to read the tiles is kind of amazing uh so let me read them for you uh from the river to the sea so uh matt sing slash raps daniel makes a pun shout out to producer adam which by the way adam that's got to make you feel good that that's in there because it's one of those things that

we try really hard to do i appreciate it every time you guys do it uh it's nice to work with people who are nice um and it i was very touched having like having been a long time podcast fan uh that someone made this for this show yeah yeah like this is this is stuff that we've made for you know podcasts we like i mean not me i only do it for the soprano um but you know still um dan you did figure that out you still you you you hell yeah okay so uh Another one. Daniel changed his facial hair. Hebrew lesson from Daniel. Intentional mispronunciation of guest's name. Does that happen a lot? Have we done that? Who did I do that to? Oh, Tadga. And also, I think I said just Salah La Monet. Sure. I guess I talked. And I talked about how Sella rollback would be a nice. version yeah i mean listen hey we're pieces of shit uh all right uh this is a dumb podcast by idiots

people have to remember that yes yes the more people thanks producer uh yeah a dumb dumb yeah producer idiot uh birthright story Woody woodpecker laugh from matt all right so i take offense to this uh if anything my laugh is like whoever's laughing at the beginning of that song wipeout that's what I believe what do you woodpecker come on that like the fat boys version or the original like sir I was like the original I don't know the fat boy wipeout you know and then dog do we say dog oh you say dog a lot do I you yeah I love you dog love you dog yeah that's

true uh who's your dog who's your dog matt soundboard interjection crazy jews uh ghostbusters reference cooperative overlap never heard of it I love that cooperative overlap is center square Matt makes a pun

things turn serious Zinger from producer Adam quote ladies and gentlemen and everyone else I do do that break the tension with a joke what tension what tension what fucking what fucking tension

What tension? There's no tension. On the live stream, they're seeing everything that I edit out of the regular episodes. Yeah, right, right. Yeah, most of the episodes we record are four hours long, and he gets into a nice 90 minutes. Like the pork. Like the pork, you know? Nice and soft and chewy.

All right. What else? Final ones, Finkelstein impression. Adam makes a pun. A woman guest. woman guest is so that is devastating that's devastating what a read in what direction we've had four straight women gets right but at the time this was written i think we had just been celebrating our first woman guests in two months and we're just like look at us it's a bunch of allies over here with women oh my shoulders are tired from that middle they're holding up yeah oh my gosh all right uh and then um let's see matt does a foreign accent i haven't even be gone dude my other podcast

holy shit i've nothing but foreign accents but you know i try to i try to keep a pc you know even though what i really want to do is a cholo accent it's my favorite accent but it's just one that you're not allowed to do anymore so you know i try not to i'm trying to live streamers you're getting you're getting the uncut dope that would absolutely be removed from an episode. It's a fun accent. Oh, I just barely started. Okay. I thought we were doing so well as a team. I wasn't ready for you to go cholo. Oh, all right. Mark down that Daniel does a fun. Borat voice, my wife, Daniel sings, raps, song parody. Bless you to Trees resistance. You rule. Like, just seeing that just warmed my heart.

because i was like look it someone pays attention enough to this podcast to know our weird little little like idiosyncrasies you know what i mean yeah that's incredible so i mean honestly like like it don't they say that like to be intimate with someone is for them to know your quirks and your ticks and love you anyway i mean that's that's true that feels like like that's what it is with you guys out here you know it's like yeah you guys are fucking you know you know Like, we have this parapsocial relationship, right? Like, I don't know you guys personally. But if you know enough, like, if you come up to me on the street and be like, you know, what was this about you sticking a turkey baser, dilater in your ass?

I'll be like, oh, are we best friends? Real talk. You know my most intimate details, or am I a podcaster? Yeah, right. Yeah, it's one or the other. Real talk. I had breakfast this morning in Louisville, Kentucky, in Germantown, with a bad Hasborough listener. Oh, no way.

Yeah. That's fantastic. Yeah, I mean, because I just put out, I'm driving across the country right now for undisclosed reasons. And I, but I was like, hey, is anyone in Louisville? And just as I was about to hit the road, I had posted a picture of this Woody Guthrie mural in Germantown. And someone was like, hey, I listen to the podcast. I listened to the podcast, yeah. you know what's so crazy is that like it'd be so easy to kill you yeah true i'm just

like hey come here like the masad if massad wants to take us out they could do it very easily all they have to do is send an email be like hey uh i love your podcast uh i i own a shirt company what size and then you know they send you a box what size and your social security number please security number and your mom's main name no man it takes a lot of you got to break through a lot of encryption answer a lot of skill testing questions before I'll show up to the 228 bit you got to do at least one capture that's right yeah that's I have to call out nil 2,500 in the chat who called out Matt for a missing bingo item which is 100% do I do that 100% that's crazy I didn't know there's so many things I didn't know that I do

like my wife my wife fuck that's in there now says I walk weird and then I was like what are you talking about not on camera yeah no no one listening to this podcast can tell it's called sitting that's he's sitting

I know it looks it's a really weird looking walk because he's seated yeah he's actually not yeah what the fuck oh here we go we got another super chat when will we get that episode on shy david something guy want to know something what i emailed that motherfucker oh hell yeah really what'd you do well it's not gonna happen now anyway so i'm not ran

there's this other guy a al yacobby you ever see this guy on on twitter maybe i don't know he he fancies himself something of an academic or phd student or something okay and he's been like haranguing zachary foster right shout out yeah yeah like when will you debate me meanwhile zach's been like shy david i when will you debate me right which is an actual debate that i would love to see because that's right jack is a fucking encyclopedia when it comes to this shit i mean he's incredible we got to get him on again but he but for an ashkenazi jew his his arabic accent is sexy as fuck oh it's so good it's so good then someone else was like Hey, Shai and A.L. You should debate Zachary Foster and Daniel Matte. And I was like, I'm in.

This is like a debate polycule. This is it is. Yeah, right. A. I was like, I'll take you both. I like, bring up like, he wants to do a two on one. And I'm like, we're like, no, who are you? Yeah. And so, um, you bring nothing. Um, essentially there was sort of an exchange with shy where he was like, I don't debate people who spread falsehoods. And I wrote to him privately. I said, shy, as a professor, I'm just really curious. Like, isn't the nature of debate? He said, I don't debate people who use their academic credentials to spread falsehood. I find that it's something, it diminishes respect for the truth. I said, I'm curious, though, like, isn't it in the nature of debating an academic you disagree with that you believe that their views are false? Right.

Like, who do you debate if you don't debate people you think are spread? falsehoods isn't that kind of the point it's the i'm swinging my fists in front of my face but if you get hit you walked into my fist it's like you know uh hey debate me you punk but i won't debate you yeah it's it's just it's phony it's it's a put on yeah he didn't he didn't reply yeah of course he didn't reply he's no i mean and also what is he if not that exact description once again every fucking accusation is a confession he literally has spent and he's not even like a these i don't believe he's a tenured professor and i believe he's like has a degree in business or some bullshit and he's out here being like oh no you're really uh

you know you're degrading the uh prestigious nature of a degree and he's got a family he's got a family connection to some israeli weapons kind right yeah also he is literally a war profiteer um yeah no i would love to see that um But, uh, you know, someday, shy, shy, shi, shi, dauby d'i, um, do you guys see we have 457 little piggy pigs. Yay. Hoggies. Num, num, num, num, num, num, num, num, num, num, num, it's a piggy, it's a piggy, it's a piggy cue.

It's a piggy cue. What's up, everyone. Welcome to the bad has bar live stream. We are here for the second time ever, just talking about stuff. Daniel's eating ribs, uh, producer. How about shalom, everyone? Yeah, there's no perfect Shabbat dinner, like a live stream and hog. You know, oink, oink, give me slip someone.

Slip. Slip. And then other people are saying it's Haram. It is Haram. It is Trafe. And we apologize. Guys, I want to show you something that a, you know how much Israelis look. love AI.

Sure. Israelis love AI. The Hezbaris love it because, you know, you don't need to have, you know, actual video or photographic evidence of something when you can just type it into like Dolly or whatever. And one of the things about AI that I love is it's also a window into your, like, psyche. because it draws something based on the prompt that you put in and the prompt that this guy is a telling on yourself machine very much telling on yourself and check this out so this is this guy

yesi goldstein made a bunch of these and it just says one day the Palestinians will bow down and apologize for what they have done and it's like a Palestinian woman kissing the feet of another woman who is a queen of Israel. And then next, the Iranian mullahs versus Israel. It is Wonder Woman in a throne and having, I suppose, an Iranian mullah once again, touching her feet. Next, Israel is king. A bunch of women touching the feet of another Israeli woman in the chair. And then finally, one in like old school, like,

comic book style it's getting better and better my iranian friend sent me this no he didn't you're a fucking liar you made this this is also and he's got her socked foot in his mouth yes they're all 10 out of 10 barstool dime piece hotties they're 100%, which you know is in the prompt like absolutely very hot woman not just any israeli they slender waste but big hips big hips big hips like hourglass hourglass hips you know like uh the baba boom you know what i say it's uh it's um how you say hoti bumbalati um um uh yeah dude dude i mean just you you like can see in the inside of this guy's brain where he's just like can see in the inside of this guy's brain where he's just like i need an excuse to make some israeli feet um

and uh this seems like a pretty good pretty good excuse to do so i but don't don't lie on the last one well he's the chief he's the chief rabbi of torah judy yay torah uh my iranian friend sent me this and we're friends because we met on wiki feet commenting on people's feet. The fact that he was Iranian was kind of, yeah, it was just kind of like, tangential to the issue. Yeah, yeah, but my point is it's,

but it's not racist because my Iranian friend said this into Dolly. So we are not king chaining. No. King same, not king shame. That's right. But we will Zionism shame all day on. I saw an incredible AI thing today, which is besides the point here.

But actually, it was the first time I looked at AI and I'm like, this could be beautiful. Thank you for the, thank you for the contribution. But I'm going to use it for gas money because I prefer to drive, honestly. I'll take any opportunity to drive across this beautiful, fucked up country. It was a video. The prompt must have been like showing a bunch of politicians, knocking on your door, peeking in the peephole, and then doing, like, Kamala Harris coming to the door with a machine gun, Donald Trump coming with some

and entering and like helping themselves and like torturing people and the Pope and Mark Zuckerberg and Elon Musk and Kamala Harris. It's very equal opportunity. Who did this? I don't know. I'm going to see if I can actually find it. Yeah, see if you can find it. It's actually quite beautiful

in a really horrific, bizarre way. And it was directed by, I think, two brothers. So it feels like I'm watching like the inauguration of a new genre of like fever dream AI. trying to do it with some kind of creativity and it's partly mad it's it's still AI so it kind of makes you sick no but another level it feels like it's the dawn of something something possible i i like the idea if you're going to do AI stuff at least make it fee like the prompt has to be

fever dream prompt instead of just like this these like this lame shit is just you have no artistic skill but you really want to put in some has borrow work and you're also horny for feet and you're just like i got a i'm going to post these and then i'm going to post them like check this check this out as if like the star of david's all fucked up on the first flag it's just i found i sent it you it's a minute and a half long we can watch it so here before we watch that you guys uh you know you're talking about like maybe there's something good to come from AI. And I feel like I should warn you. It's a little more sinister than you might think. Like, uh, what about this? I support all of BB's policies. That's weird, Matt. I can't believe

you said that. Crazy Jews. What? Oh, that's weird. I got to get rid of Matt and make some real podcast money. Daniel, I can't believe you would say something like that. Adam. Daniel Carries the show. Daniel carries the show. I mean, Matt would have me cut this sort of thing out of the show. Listen to this. I was getting some Iron Dome just last night. Matt. Why would you say such a thing?

Does that sound like me? Lynn Manuel Miranda is the king of homework rap, which is my favorite genre. I would never say genre. I mean, Daniel, I just, I don't want to. hurt your your prospects um have you heard the red hot chili peppers 525 000 600 shut the fuck up why can't i get you to shut the fuck up i support all of bb's policies crazy jews we had no idea this is coming i want you to come that is me saying i want you to come oh my my god oh my god i will be expensing that back to the show oh a hundred percent a hundred

percent i that is that is an incredible and so scary are really disturbing are like we're oh my god this is you know what's fucked up about this this is i'm somehow going to shoehorn a genocide into this but we're at probably in in history the last moment where seeing a bunch of shit on social media that we've seen in terms of like just the firsthand accounts of like just the brutality of this israeli regime on the gaza people where you're seeing every day children being killed on the people of the west bank too which let's not cut them out and now yeah people on the west bank as well and that's only going to get worse at This is the last moment in history where we're going to be able to look at that kind of stuff and not question whether or not it's real. I got a scorching H.J. on birthright. Adam, he was in the middle of saying something really, really serious. I'm a whittle baby piggy.

Wait, are you able to write new ones as we go? Is it writing them itself? I'm a whittle baby piggy. Oh my God. At the risk of Adam interrupting what I'm about to say with something even more disgusting. Yeah. You should feel free to do because it's a hilarious bit. I mean, you're right, but we might be past that cuss, Matt, because, you know, you have the

whole bullshit Pallywood accusation. And the truth is, the truth is that some of the footage out of Gaza, because Israel is doing such horrific shit, it's so in incongruous, like looking at what we're seeing the bodies of children and the ways that like you're like we've never seen bodies, things done to bodies like that. Yes, yes. Except in special effects. No, I know. And so Israel is already creating an AI looking reality.

True. You're right. You're right. I mean, people are, I mean, seeing so much brutality. that I think mind can't compute it yeah it's it's almost like just your your mind in order to like cope with it as a human being like this much trauma your mind does learn to get numb to it but I feel like there's a difference between like a overload right and what AI is going to you know reap eventually upon our just trust of anything that we see ever like what we're going to because the one thing you're not seeing despite the polywood accusations which whenever they do that they also do an accompanying like video from some like uh movie set that was happening like uh not even in israel or palestine

it was just like some some lebanese movie where they'd show arabs like putting on makeup and they're like look at this they're pretending to be you know gossans destroyed and it's like make believe is deeply ensconced in this culture yeah they'll or they'll show like uh those like rubber babies and they'll be like oh all the babies you see are rubber and everyone sees that and goes like you're a disgusting person for even suggesting that right um like that's i think not taken that seriously but i mean listening to those atom drops i'm like holy fuck at some point we're just not going to be able to see anything on our computer screens or TVs and be able to trust it. We're going to see weddings where like the officiant asks, you know, says to the bride,

do you take this man? And then she gives her little speech. And she says, yes, I do. And the man's going to flip out and be like, oh, demon or something. He's going to like try to rip the fabric of reality and like prove that she's an AI. And someone's going to get hurt. Yeah. It's going to be fucked up. Just all very scary. And that's what Adam's bit has led me to talk about. Birthright? More like everybody's right. To party. It's, yeah, no, I think a good rule of thumb is if every creative person who you respect thinks that something is bullshit and terrifying and disgusting, it's probably bad.

Like if the people who you look up to as, you know, interesting thinkers are all against it. It's probably bad. If it's being pushed by the tech industry and the finance industry and the absolute worst people on earth, probably not good. Yeah. Well, then let's not watch this thing. You're right. Like, I need to resist this part of me. It's like, ooh, it's cool.

It's probably really bad. Do you want to see it? No, I still want to see it. Yeah, I think we can comment on it. but we can say like, hey, AI, such shit. AI is bad. We admit it's bad, but we also, you know, get to still watch some cool shit. Like, I mean, you know, listen, guys, we're, we contain multitudes, right?

Crazy Jews. This is what Walt Whitman had in mind. Yeah. Or is it Robert Frost? Who said that? Which one? Oh, the multitudes? Yeah.

Oh, I don't know. I think my dad said it. I thought it was splinter from the nintment. of turtles yeah yeah yeah i made the funny ah all right here's uh this shit oh jesus this is very exciting is there audio to this i don't know okay well i don't know it's fine without it's okay this is oh my god pizza pizza well here's fouchy at my door they all look like real dolls not that I know what a real doll No, I never seen one dog

Oh Biden in a wheelchair With a gravity I was sitting at just the angles Putin in his taekwondo outfit They all look like they're shot By either security cameras Or through a peephole in a front door

Yo Looks like that like that little clip From the wire opening Like every Every season has one thing Through a security video It kind of looks like Kamala Oh shit. Is that King John?

And Daniel, you paid how much for this in the basement of a bodega? Whoa, is that the Pope? Pope got, he's double guns. He's the Iron Maiden. He's an Iron Maiden. Oh, she's in thing. Jesus Christ. Netanyo is not in this, I don't think. Oh, and here's Elon Musk. He probably likes this. This is terrifying.

He's torturing dogs. Yo. Yo, why is Mark Zuckerberg, Gunner. an iguana what the fuck is this isn't that wild uh this is unnerving wow in an in a in a in a somewhat artistic way am i right yeah it honestly like there's an artistic impulse i don't hate it i like i i hate the idea of it yeah but that was kind of sick yeah i guess i hate that like six weeks from tomorrow it's going to be indistinguishable from real live video um but and we'll look back on back when it was quaint and beautiful and it's surreal and not a doppelganger for exactly what's

going to happen yeah it's like when you look back on oh geocities times on the internet that was cute and quaint it's like no it geocities sucked shit also yeah yeah it was also bad but fucking eh uh just real quick uh some more super chats Philip Blair Jonathan Cadman is a real progressives journalist who used to do as Barra went through DC Saban training and everything his cat Norman Bates is cool to Maine Coon cat mix rescue he'd be great here the cat thank goodness we found out what his cat breed I like when someone like someone enough that they know what their cat is the cat Norman Bates might be the first Norman weekend schedule yeah well hopefully we can get the other norman eventually yeah um michelle carpenter uh imminent

trouble source gave us nine dollars 99 cents hi matt i came to your show in chicago was in a watermelon dress hope you didn't have any a hole z o tsa agents on your way at home also that episode will that episode go up on patreon uh plus gas money for d um the episode of the episode of the live podcast it could go on patreon i i i thought that one belonged to your wife i thought that was yeah it's it's on my wife's patreon uh because it's a bituation room slash you know bad has borr but it's it's my life's podcast so uh if you want to listen to that one you should start watching my wife show the bituation room with francesca fiorantini uh checking out on youtube at franny feo um lindsay craven give us your your wife's name is

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pass a goddamn law saying all AI should have a disclaimer or watermark there so there's no deception especially the elderly crazy Jews come on man put a disclaimer on that shit I'll have the AI create a disclaimer

I am the real Daniel Mate crazy Jews that's something I would say you got to just have me just doing straight hasbara you know what i mean like all the arab states are against us i support all of bb's policies god damn it oh my god owned owned the best thing is i thought about that at five o'clock today and was able to make that what did you do did you like input our voices into a machine because if only i had access to hours of your you guys talking into nice microphones soloed and EQ'd.

Soloed and EQ'd. We're so fucked. Oh my God, they're gonna get us, man. This is the next step of like the Zionists like getting people fired from their jobs. It's just making making that shit, which is the next, next episode is going to somehow start with, Welcome to Bad Hasbara, the world's most child pornographic podcast. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I love child porn.

Yeah, both your camera feeds are going to look like they're from a, you know, from a ring cam. And you're, you're going to have two flame throwers, you know. Yeah. I mean, I'd be cool with that, you know, shit. Thank you for keeping us sane listeners and viewers. All right. So some more videos. I guess so we can talk a little bit of news.

One thing I wanted to bring up was the right now what's going on in the West Bank is an invasion by the IDF into Palestinian territory, the likes of which we haven't seen since the second intifada, which is crazy to think about. Because with that one, there was an uprising happening, not excusing the amount of troops, obviously. Shut up! Computer, shut up! Oh, my God, I thought you were screaming. I thought you were, you know who I thought he was screaming at. It was Alexa. Daniel carries the show.

I thought you were screaming at your wife, and I was like, this is not. No, is my Alexa sometimes talks to me. Alexa, don't talk again. Sometimes she talks to me in the middle of stuff. Alexa, be very demure, very respectful. Yeah, I know. Wait, what is the thing that kids say? Very demure or something?

They do say something about demure. I saw that. This is a meme. Siri is brat. Siri is brat. Do you talk that way? Do you talk that way to like male computer? No, I know, because they're cool with me.

I just feel like it's the, they're your bro. They're my bros. They're my dogs. Like, I feel like it's the, it's the, the female ones like Siri and this one over here is just like yap, yap, yep, yap, you know what I mean? I snap at the Australian one, but that's just

that's strictly a bigotry against a certain country thing. We'll get it, we'll get a Lexon on the podcast at some point. Sorry, Australians, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I shouldn't slag off. Don't slag. We love you. It's just your country is a little

questionable. A little down under. So, uh, yeah, So, yeah, anyways, the, right now the West Bank is just seeing unprecedented amounts of troops everywhere. It is fucking or, or precedented in precedents that. Right. They're called the first and second intifada.

Yeah, they're called the past. And, yeah, so just some. Terrorism, but. the army yes some uh video from that uh just related to that is you know there have been more and more of these videos of these settlers who just are making it are starting to just be open and honest about like what they're about um and i i think that one of the things we can be grateful for uh is that you know as a colonizing power and i mean you know americans is is that when we send people uh over to israel to live there uh they do it they speak in english

yeah we do it with flyers that say the best white neighborhood in occupied territory exactly straight up uh and so i just wanted to play uh this uh video that's been spread around now i think a lot of people have seen it at this point, especially if you listen to this podcast. But if you haven't, here is a little bit of an area. Dear of you coming from America to here, settling in, potentially in Gaza, kicking Palestinians out. A lot of people would see that as settler colonialism. It's not really colonialism. It's of a return.

My grandparents were kicked out of Israel by Arabs who were trying to. Okay, so... What now? Just establish a Palestinian stand. So I think we need to break that down for a second. Your grandparents were... Her grandparents were the children of the corn. Yeah, first of all.

Your grandparents are from Wichita. Are Iowen zombies. Yes. I'll be driving through... I will literally be driving through Wichita in the morning. And I will be visiting your grandparent bank parents' graves. And telling them something's up with your, with the spawn of your spawn, you've got to have a word with her. Yeah.

Yeah. These are the most Nordic, Ms. Riyam I've ever seen. I know. It's so crazy. And it's so funny, too, because what she is referring to, because she is a settler who is trying to return to Gaza, that's where this interview, I believe, is being held. Or I don't know. I need to get more info on where this interview is. is but this is someone who is going to be settling or is settling in gaza i'm guessing she's part of the settler the khanas settler movement that is dreaming of planning of yes planning to scheming to get to gaza as soon as they can she's probably in the west bank somewhere right i can't imagine that she's like in the north or something because the north is fucked this as hell

i mean i who knows how fast they can set up settlements but what she's referring to is like my grandparents were kicked out by the arabs she's literally referring to to when two thousand no she's referring to the two that two thousand and five right like she's oh she's referring to the settlements that left in two and in 2005 which it was uh very much something that was not it wasn't done out of the the goodness of the hearts of the israelis it wasn't done uh to promote the peace process it was a very highly staged pull out quote unquote of settlements in Gaza, of which there were not very many. I'm going to read you a quote about that, actually.

Yes, please, please do. Like, this is me trying to guess what the hell she's talking about here. But, like, just, you know, and the idea of like, you know, the Arabs kicked you. No, the Israeli government pulled out. Not even most settlers blame the Arabs for this. They blame the Israeli government. these right-wing kahanis in israel are steaming mad at the israel sharon of all people for pulling out yeah fucking pussy-ass sharon

yeah not my sharon a hey oh my little colonizer uh and uh do you want me to to put this on screen Yeah, you can. But before you do, see, that's a good read. She must be talking about her. I thought she was even loopier and talking about her forebears from 2,000 years ago as if they're her grandparents. It's like as if that's the same claim. Oh, oh, oh, oh. Like my ancestors. It sounded literally like her Bubby and Zadie were in the settlement in Gaza. And they were like, all right, guys, we're leaving. And it's like, these, you should. I have to go back to my ancestral land of 2005. Which means she would have been, what, a little... I still have the corn poster that I hung on my wall. She would have been a little impressionable eight or nine-year-old, and she remembers the shame of them coming back.

Yes, no, but that's... And having to live with her and that broke up her parents' marriage because they're, you know, having the in-laws and that... having the in-laws in the house was just too much. So she's never going to forgive the Arabs for that. Yes. Let me put this over the screen here. There's a few things here.

So here's a couple of sources on the actual status of what it meant when, never mind the top thing. Let's look at the bottom one in terms of what, because the top thing is just confirming that, in fact, Israel was still the occupying power, effective control, right? But down here we have Israeli historian Edith Zeptal and Akiva Eldar, the journalist. In their book, Lords of the Land, Zertal and Erldar write that Israel's 2005 disengagement from Gaza did not, quote, release Gaza for even a single day from Israel's

military grip or from the price of the occupation that its inhabitants pay every day. And quote, when it removed its settlers from Gaza, quote, Israel left behind scorched earth, devastated services, and people with neither a present nor a future. The settlements were destroyed in an ungenerous move by an unenlightened occupier, which in fact continues to control the territory and kill and harass its inhabitants by means of its formidable military might. So next time anyone talks to you about the greenhouses, the hot houses, the, you know, the, you know, the way that Hamas, they left, we left it for them in such nice condition and they just trashed it like, Singapore. It's like, no, I mean, there's literally

people who, we still tonight for Singapore, where all this Mattis had to Sorry, Tom Waits. Oh, okay. I should have guessed Tom Waits by the vocal. Cookie Monster. Yeah, it's either that or Cookie Monster. I must say goodbye to you. Cookie.

But yeah, like, you know, whenever, if you, there's still people out there who are talking about, like, there wasn't, there's no occupation in Gaza, like, all based on this, like, this lie of the, you know, the, you know, the. idea that a pullout of settlements in Gaza is somehow the only definition of occupation is if you have settlers in there. It's like, no, no, no, an occupation does not have to have settlers. In fact, settlers within an occupied land is a whole other war crime. That's a whole other thing. There's lots of, you know, military occupations that happen without settlers. The settlers thing kind of just gives up the game of what's being tried here.

But to continue this very white lady. Had to leave for their survival, and I'm just coming back and fulfilling their dream. That would be the first thing. The second thing is, I think that, I know this is a minority view, I think colonialism gets a bad rap. Like, genocide is bad, but colonizing places that... Well, hold on, but hold on, hold on. Of course it's a minority view.

it's the view of the colonizing minority that's how it works in an apartheid system yes yes yeah that's the ruling minority would have if it was a majority view uh then it would be a different situation but then again well they are trying to make it a majority view uh via genocide AI is struggling to keep up with this woman's looks i mean yeah no i'm like like she looks like she needs some blood. Yeah. I'm sorry, but like, that's not even anti-Semitic because that does not

look like... That's AI Semetic. Take the N and the T out of it. Yeah, it's A-I-Semitic. And if you need a title for this live stream, there's a possibility. Yeah, there we go. So tell us about how bad genocide is.

Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, I'm sorry. Yeah. In colonial. What? No, and didn't Tom weights signed to the record label anti at a certain point oh I don't know man I'm sorry I'm just for associating that but I think it I think you did it this is like jazz yeah it is bad like genocide is bad but colonizing cases that are

genocidal and they have bad ideology it's good to come in and correct their views what do you think I'm sorry yeah but it's a fixer-upper I just that is an insane thing to say because it is literally just what every single colonizer has said. And it's almost like, well, at least it's honest. You know, it's like just verbatim what American colonists did. It's what Dutch colonists did in the Belgian Congo. It's every single colonizer goes in and literally says, no, this is good for them.

These natives need Jesus. And in this case, when you see a place that just needs. a little love you know but it's got good bones is the thing it's got good bones and you want to give it some more good bones yeah yeah just uh buried deep in the ground um yeah no this is this idea of like trying to switch the victim and victimizer in which you go like genocide is bad and the genociders in question here are the uh Palestinians and their culture of genocide and literally makes no sense in any kind of like in reality but if you're someone who's married to this idea of like I am not the baddie then you need to invert the victim

and the victimizer it's like the only way that you can live with yourself in which case I say have you tried not living with yourself she is some of Jordan Peel's best work I got to say yeah Yeah, very good. Adam, you're muted. Is that on purpose? Are you farting up a storm? Yeah, he was entering some new choice AI dialogue for us. Oops.

Oops, caught me. You mother, okay. What should happen to the people who were already in Gaza? So I think that there's a couple of possibilities. The one that I think is the most realistic is we got to help ask other countries for help. I know that Spain was willing to take. a couple of million. I know Russia said they would take a couple of thousand. To a lot of people that would sound like you're advocating for ethnic cleansing?

Um, and don't think so because Palestinian isn't an ethnicity. It's an ideology and it's an idea. Wow. So we want them as far away from Jews as possible. Oh man. How is, how is it any more of an ideology than being an Israeli? Than as fucking Zionist. Yes, then being an Israeli. I'm sorry. this like it just the idea that you get caught up on the semantics too where you're just like well no no i think the word police would have an issue with this yeah i'm calling 911 because the word police have something to say like these people are literally just like oh it can't be ethnic cleansing because i'm going to say there is no ethnicity or it can't be a genocide because there's, you know, not a Palestinian people.

It's like part of the genocide is you and your denial of their national identity and just their personhood, their humanity. Like that is what makes it a genocide, whether or not you're trying to semantically weasel your way out of these terms because they hurt your Fifi's. But at least when, at least when Golda Meir did it, she had a kind of, you know, actual Jewish Midwestern. I think she was from Chicago or Minnesota. I just thought she was

a Brooklyn girl, born and raised. Goldie Mey Meyerson was her name. I thought she was from the Midwest. But anyway, yeah, there was a kind of, or Pittsburgh or something, but this woman is not even discernibly like a tough, like, like Golda Meir had a kind of cartoonish, whatever. This woman is just like Oh shit, Milwaukee?

There you go. Get the fuck out of here. He's from Milwaukee. They got Jews over there? Yeah. It's going to Butterburger. What are you, why are you, why are you in the desert? Dude, I didn't.

I, yeah, seriously. Now imagining like Marge Gunderson as the, as the prime minister of Israel. That would be fucking cool, though. Yeah. Oh, man. Yeah, it is just like. And I have to disagree with. with your ethnographic research there.

Hey, buddy? I don't think there were any people when we got there. Yeah. No, no. Don't you know? Yeah, it is, it is like just crazy to see. I mean, I think on its face, it's nice to just see just like a nice,

what I'm assuming is American girl. I mean, she's got like the accent of some, American girl and just like the vibes of gladys cravets from bewitched yeah which one is gladys cravets the nosy neighbor okay okay i need to rewatch be i'm a hundred and fifty years old man you really you've got great skin the witched is before my time and i'm older than both of you mine oh man um yeah man it is uh let's see phil blair it's talking about king leopold's goes here. A Story of Greeter. Yeah, it's a great book by Adam Hochschild. I actually read that book

in college. Did you? Yeah, I went to college. You read books? We went to the same college at different times. Yeah, I went to UC Santa Cruz. I read one book, and then I was like, I wonder where the nearest heroin is. well and if you had had a good friend they would have said it's in the jane austin section yes and then i would have read there are there are many great heroines oh in the works of jane austin why did i why didn't i get that immediately because you because you know why i gave you the back as dan acroyd said to Bill Murray, you never studied. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Mark it down.

Daniel carries the show. If we turn that bingo board into a drinking game, someone's going to die. And you finna get kicked out of A. Yeah. Well, no, I wouldn't drink. The listeners would drink. I would just sit back and enjoy. Sit back on this turkey baster.

So just in terms of. of like more, I have more, uh, just insane, um, settler videos, uh, ones that are a little more lighthearted, even though deep down what's actually happening is so horrific. Um, this is something that somebody showed me, uh, today someone sent through a DM that I was just like, wow, I love it when settlers make TikToks. Uh, here we go. So what kind of crazy people would want to live in a prison? When we came to Adorayim, we knew we would have to deal with challenges. One of them is the wall. I didn't imagine for a moment how difficult it would be for me. So as I explained in previous videos, the wall is not necessarily a bad thing. It

creates a safe space without cars so that children at all ages can walk around freely and really enjoy it. Personally, in terms of family perspective and, of course, community perspective, so at least in terms of the youth, nothing is missing. But I really need space. Oh, this is so deeply Jonestowny. I know. I know. I know. We have everything we need here. No cars and also bars. This is the worst country to ever exist.

And I'm not saying that there haven't been good Israeli novelists or filmmakers. I'm not saying that great poetry or a few good songwriters. I'm not saying that it has nothing. It's a problem played the shit out of that fiddles. Daniel Baramboym is a. real friend of the Palestinians. Absolutely. Claim Topol was a fervent Zionist, but he sang this shit out of, out of Fedler on

the roof. Edo did a great job with helping me, you know, make the music better for the theme song. You talking about Judge Lantz, Edo has helped me fall asleep. Never mind. But, but what I'm saying is that just has... Talk about waiting for Godot. What you're saying?

is that just just as just as a country in terms of like the median just what it's capable like this is unfathomably tacky it's tacky it's nerdy it's horrific all at once like it's kitsch schmaltz camp horror like it's everything nauseating and i don't think it's just the the room temperature pork talking no no you're it's absolutely nauseating especially because like there's so much delusion that has to go into just live in there every day that yeah and i'm talking about as a state now not the not the not the human beings necessarily not certainly not well so they've become the the the not the not the place not jews living there but this fucking state no it is the worst it is it is the worst state and i i think if anything um other than palestinians we have more

of a right to say than anybody else yeah so the fact that it also is just actively making people hate jews and you see a video like this and i'm like i kind of i have a hard time blaming you because this fool is about to argue for laban's realm uh and so please tell me about how much space you need i really need space i need it for my soul the arabs on the other hand we're walking around freely in the fields of the orchards we looked at them from inside our cage but hey from inside our cage you put the cage up we put a cage inside their cage and then all of a sudden we're in some sort of double cage like why did these arabs get to be free range yeah what about us in our rights as people who built a cage inside of someone else's cage this is bullshit we will

do everything for our Israel, but since the outbreak of the war, everything has completely changed. From day one of the war, the army warned the Arabs around us that they're no longer this guy looks like a fucking discount mattress salesman, like in all of his, all of his body language. It's like, I can't help it. I just can't stop slashing prices. I mean Arab throats. I mean prices. And go in the direction of our settlements. And that all of the fields and all the greenhouses around us are closed military zone. Since then, we have had the right and obligation to go out into these fields to get to know the amazing national treasures we didn't even know existed a millimeter outside our fence. And suddenly, there is a place to walk around.

This guy has- He's talking about how great it was to annex more land. Yeah, no, literally. It's literally what he's talking about. I'm not crazy. This is a bad man. He's got male pattern Nazism. to walk around and we do it occupying the hills around us with lookout points what now

table and we put up the flag with pride at the same time around the settlement around the what fence is being built which makes the official settlement more than double what it was what can I tell you I'm a piece of shit the fields and the nature that was so attracted to you just opened up in front of me more than I could ever imagine oh fucking Jesus so like such Suddenly, somehow after all of that, seeing the mattress salesman in a kipa, a fucking orange parka or whatever, and a big-ass machine gun slung over his shoulder, lifting his little blonde child. Yes. I've said it. I said it last episode.

Yeah, I'm left with that word. Sorry. I said it several episodes ago just a little message to the Triple H clan Hezbollah, Houthis, Hamas Yes What up you? Yeah, what up?

What up though? What are you doing, Aron? And I don't really mean, I don't really mean that But in moments like that, I really fucking mean it Is that what the wrestler Triple H stands for? Yes, AAA. was Hezbollah, Hamas, and Huthi's WWE fighter.

God, he didn't know he had those politics. Yeah, no, his true is he different than Hollywood Holokogen? Yeah. There's a long tradition of 3H guys, it turns out. Yeah, I'm sorry, but hold on, so on, sperm, sperm, sperm, sperm, sperm, sperm. I don't know why they wrote it. That's Monty Python. That's lyrics.

Sperm, sperm, sperm, sperm, sperm. Oh, yeah. Yeah. No, that's spam. Sorry, that's spam. It's every sperm is sacred. Hey, yo, what up, Hamas. Yeah, it is, yeah, it's just like, people, and this is, you know, also, no, no, no, but speaking, sorry, sorry, sorry, I just realized, speaking of Triple Age, Arabs and I think Israelis, when they write out instead of LOL, they just write H, H, H, H, H, H, H, or HET, or whatever the Arab equivalent is, because it's like a, like a Burton or any kind of laugh that's yeah yeah yeah so when you text with people from that

region they'll they'll sometimes just write h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h oh sorry matt that wasn't worth interrupting you for it but it was just a fact that don't live-stream dude you can interrupt me all you want adam can't even cut this out because people are seeing it this is the raw shit so this is what it's like everybody ladies and gentlemen I'm gonna mute I want I'm gonna mute myself because I want you to finish your thought I didn't crazy I was gonna father fucker I don't know what I was going to say no it's something along the lines of uh there's like obviously so many uh like much worse videos coming out of the west bank vis-a-vis settlers like you know because you see the just the the total like thug mentality of these like settlers and you see a lot of settler violence especially

recently especially now especially now with all of the uh idf going uh full hog in into the West Bank and into Janine right now specifically. I mean, they're there ready to do whatever the fuck they're about to do. And they're blaming it on Iran. But anyways, so you see this kind of like settler behavior. And the one thing I hate about the settlers is that they, not unlike Netanyahu are the perfect excuse for liberal Zion, out there to like point at someone who are the bad guy and be like man look at the bad guy that's

not like us the rest of us are are super peaceful and we we don't want to live in settlements and you just are it pisses me off because i'm like well you are actively supporting a government that does nothing but support and fund these settlers like you can pretend all you want liberal zinists are working tirelessly to de-radicalize Israeli societies. That's right. Yes, they are. And they've done a great job. Bring the settlers home. Oh, bring them home. Make the occupation. Yeah. We should have bring them home, but for Israelis, just all of them. Bring them back to Kenosha. Yeah, bring them to Kenosha. Bring them back to Wichita. Bring them back to Milwaukee.

like come on you know these guys they're being held right now in Tel Aviv where they can't even get a butter burger you know like that's that's terrible there's no cheeseburgers yeah you can't get a curd being being being in Haifa being human being being human shielded by their own armed forces I mean there's 100% I mean you know and listen we can't as a podcast even talk about a ceasefire with Israel until they return all the hostages home. And by hostages, I mean everyone who lives in Israel. Come on back to Kansas. Come on back to Kansas City, Missouri, Jews. Look what you can get here. Bring them home. We need to go. Okay, so now we need to get ribbons. We need to get bad, has borrowed ribbons. We need to wear, they got to be like orange or something. Just to go against the yellow ribbon that they have, we also. We also, want to bring them home but like by a different them yeah by by them i'm talking about you know uh all the west bank settlers and by home i mean culver city go back it's nice here what are you doing

yeah oh yeah so anyways that shit's crazy this whole israel thing i'm starting to think is weird what's going on with that yeah i mean sort of to channel trump we need to we need to shut this whole thing down until we can figure out what's going on honestly a lot of you know a lot of people are saying that it's uh it's kind of nuts over there it's kind of nuts we uh we need to we need to figure out what's going on because no one knows what's going on i wanted to uh bring up another thing that uh you actually daniel you sent me something no i didn't in the group chat no i didn't uh no you did uh okay fine i don't think i don't think i did i mean it doesn't sound like you i'm trying to do that i'm trying to do the monte python argument sketch for some reason

oh okay well no i didn't no i didn't oh i paid for an argument no you didn't this is abuse this is just contradiction yeah no it's not um so as uh people may or may not know but there was a story that spread uh like wildfire through not just social media but but media media, both Israeli media and American media, about a survivor of the Nova Festival. Oh, geez. Yes. It's great to see Brace finally getting some national sign. Yeah, I know. Isn't it nice?

Oh, no, a survivor of the actual festival, not a survival of the festival. No, no, no. I'm talking about the survival of the, you know, of the exhibit. Talking about the actual Nova Festival, a survivor who witnessed a bunch of, harrowing things uh there's a trigger warning for people uh this is uh pretty uh extremely lame yeah trigger warning is this is super lame but also uh the beginning of this is uh you know might be triggering to those who uh don't want to hear it contains yeah it contains sexual assault and also accounts of things that uh system of adown may have at one point referred to as self-righteous yes uh And the trigger warning is important, whether or not the fact that this story is actually fake, which is...

Full and total garbage. Yes. So this story first came out just a few days ago, I think, or maybe it was like a week or so ago. I started seeing it spread everywhere. This Nova survivor who left essentially a suicide note. It couldn't continue living because of the things that they witnessed. And it was spread by friend of the show, Hen Mazig, who you might remember we did a whole episode about. Here's a picture of him.

So he did this tweet right here where he said, the original letter was published anonymously by the sister in an Israeli social media group in Hebrew. She mentioned that she wants to keep the privacy of the family. and that's why she doesn't want to disclose their identity. May his memory be a blessing. The note says, they saw you. They're dragging you out of the bushes. They're four and you're one. You scream for help.

Hold on, hold on. These are just the lyrics to Thriller. Yeah. Out the bushes is four of them and you are just one. You scream for help. And one of them punishes you to toss you. to try to fight them while looking to all my drinks for me to save you but if i step out we will get murdered i want to live i sit this silently and they are impressing you girl wow uh i'm crying i feel like it needs a scream

they turn you on your stomach he goes once again just another um uh a fan fiction that was at this point reading it all is just like why why torture us uh they murder us uh they murder you but before they murdered your body they murdered your soul i sat there in the bushes for hours i did not come out i'm sorry you don't want to read that i mean that that third paragraph is really art artful okay they turn you on your stomach and they start raping you one by one then they turn you uh around again and they yell at you in english they want to see you for yourself how they have defeated you you try to crawl in my direction i pray for something to happen for someone to kill them so you can get out alive but as you crawl towards me they're on top of you

when the shot comes they murdered the shot comes okay i'm telling you this is hen mazig discovered that found this you made an intimacy it's just some couples sick idea of like there there's it's some kind of it's some kind of kink thing they're doing it's repulsive fan fiction it's repulsive fan fiction exactly yeah i mean listen it it it absolutely could be um it it absolutely could be um It is whether or not it was written because a couple wanted to have horny sexual assault fantasies. No, Nova Sex. About, yeah, about Nova Sex at the festival. Or it was written by Zaka, which I think is probably the more likely culprit here.

It's in the Zaka Writers' Room. Yeah, it's in the Zaka's writer's room, which, by the way, Zaka, one of the greatest out there. one of the greatest in the business in that writer's room i love that the way they just you know there's no bad ideas as long as there's sexual assault um by the way in my defense when i said trigger warning this is lame i thought it was going to be the video of the girl uh in the yellow bikini dancing uh at a rave with her weird dad no no no no but you're not wrong trigger warning this is lame because this uh all turned out to be fake uh the craziest thing about this entire thing is that uh the um yeah someone writes it took uh 11 months for an eyewitness to come forward uh the eyewitness

didn't come forward uh there is no eyewitness uh channel 12 in israel did an investigation and uh channel 13 oh excuse me channel 13 um channel channel 12 did an investigation found out that it was very true no channel 12 is the c w that yeah channel 12 is just playing reruns of gotham but channel 13 um uh you know did uh in trying to verify the story discovered that it was completely unverifiable because it was just completely faked and i have uh something from uh the new arab that goes into uh all of this which i will read for you right now um suicide letter by uh quote witness of hamas sexual violence is fabricated Israeli media admits. The Israeli media confirmed that a widely circulated suicide letter

by a witness of alleged Hamas sexual violence on October 7th was just another fabricated claim. Let's see. Last week, a social media post claimed that a young man who had allegedly survived the Hamas led assault on the southern Israel Music Festival had, quote, committed suicide and that his family had decided to share his suicide letter. Channel 13 reported that efforts to contact the author's family had led to an investigation, which concluded the story was fabricated. A story that ran in recent days about a Nova survivor who saw the horrors and committed suicide did not leave a single eye dry, said Adam Schaefeer, the producer of Israeli Channel 13's current affairs program, Hatzinor. Hatzinul. Quote, after trying to reach a family

to tell their story the search turned into investigation we will reveal tonight on the pipeline that it is completely fake the letter was posted anonymously uh in a facebook group and uh was later widely disseminated after was translated into english by israeli writer hen mazig who works at the telaviv institute shared the translation and the fabricated suicide note on twitter uh with uh highly sensationalized remarks um it's also like a weird like well-worn law and order plot like yes it's it's so it's so facile in its construction that it's insane that it took this long to to be uh sort of found out right but also just so basic yes yeah and and also like at this point the fact that anyone anyone anyone would read this and not immediately go like i think i'm a wait on this one you know what i mean

after all of the faked stories that have come out of the october seventh attacks like from the beheaded babies to the baby in the oven to the fucking mass uh sexual assault uh claims a systemic sexual assault sex is a weapon of war um shit that you know at this point people are just the you know new york times just leaving that one up hoping people forget and it's like who the fuck is going to see that facebook letter and be like yeah that's real matt i'm sorry i'm going to channel my inner cleba now here and say that i think we're missing the forest for the trees here i think what hen is pointing to is the dekensian aspect of this uh this big story you know and and getting lost in these details i just sent you that so there's a

what's mentioned in a paragraph sentence as the German ambassador expressing regret. And I sent you the tweet itself. Just now, I just texted it to you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You need to look at what this German guy says here. Yeah, yeah, yeah. A rare moment of a German person telling the truth about Israel. Yeah.

All right, here we go. I can't do it. How would you do a German accent that's not in Israel? I regret having believed like so many others. that the suicide letter was real. Turns out, it was totally phony baloney. I find this in appalling act. It was phonia, bologna.

Yeah, it was phonia, bologna. It was fake. It's not even real. It's faker than your tits. Just imagine him just talking to some lady at a club. I find this an appalling act, given that so many real lives were taken at the Nova Festival, so many crimes committed, so many souls destroyed.

Okay, hold on a second there, Herr Siebert. Yes. I wonder if we can find some other reasons to find this an appalling act, given that so many real lives were dot, dot, dot. Okay, so basically what you're saying is this is appalling. They could have chosen from among so many real atrocities to get us off with in a salacious way. Why did they have to make it up?

to continue this genocide i just you know i just blew my brat worst on a fucking concoction yeah i say it's an appalling act because so many real lives for every single one of these fucking lies right over the border from the nova festival have been snuffed out on the strength of these fucking fabrications that's right it's been happening over and over and over and over and over again since the beginning, not one of these fucking horror stories has turned out to be true, except the general fact that atrocities were committed. But you can't really, you can't really go and disembowel babies and burn wheelchair users alive and kill pregnant women and destroy an entire concentration camp's worth of civilian

infrastructure on the strength of, ooh, some tough things happened that day, some people got killed there were shootings there was some cruelty now that's too general you got to you got to spice it up you got to really you got to give the the the military war pigs some more specific slot than that and that's what's fucking appalling about this you fucking rub yeah yeah i mean and and just you know the way in which israeli media has in general responded to this has been exactly the same they've all across the board have said something like you know guys the problem with stories like this is that it really like the dishonors the the victims of sexual assault that i'm sure we're gonna find eventually if you if you were the soul of a beheaded baby from october 7th how would

you feel that so many columnings were given to this fake story yeah there's just so many many different babyheads out here who are just like big yikes fellas it's really not unlike that that settler video that you showed it's like it's a shame that this makes it so much harder for us to do the thing that we're doing but we don't want to talk about right yeah it's at this point i'm just like can we please can just try to be honest someone in the chat pointed out this this german guys initials are perfect oh yeah it's a I regret having believed this, like so many others, because it felt so perfectly in line with every other lie that I've believed so far.

And I said to myself, well, certainly they're not going to do this a 15th time. And lo and behold, I was wrong. And I'm sorry for that. I'm sorry. I will never underestimate the Jews again. Yes, I've made this mistake too many times in the past. And now I will create a glorious fourth rye. Now, these, you know, these fucking guys, I just like, you know, it's all.

It's just, and, you know, shout out to Hen for really, you know, being the, the lead on that bullshit, you know. Like, he has been working over time as a Hasbarist, just trying to be out here, just be like, making really, he's making a name for himself. and I'm glad that name is a fucking lying dickhead. You know what I'm saying? So, you know, hey, guys, you're not crazy. You're not crazy, crazy, crazy. You're not crazy. You're normal.

Yeah, maybe it's time to wind down soon, producer Adam. you want to whine well it's you know it's past my bedtime my mom is getting worried and uh i don't know it uh people have been with us for a while you don't want to you don't want to stay on forever that's true read a few more super chats are there anymore yeah let's yeah we'll read some more super chats let's let's see what you guys have been saying damn there's a lot of comments um all right let's see where someone said here we go Someone said, thanks for hanging out tonight, bad as bar crew. Thank you, big alarmio.

Darkness holes across the land. Thanks. Oh, yeah, just a guy who loves long cocks. $10, thanks for keeping me safe. Asane, safe. Thank you, Israel, for keeping me safe. Philip Blair, $5. Thanks, Daniel, for narrating your and your dad,

Gabor Matte's audiobooks is there a BDS-friendly app you can recommend for listening to your audio books Are you telling me that audio isn't audible isn't BDS-friendly?

I assume because they're owned by Amazon they probably aren't but I don't know Libby try Libby Libby is the library app obviously

buy the book and then go to Libby and check it out on you know actually no fuck it fuck it just throw throw you know throw a few shekels

producer adams way he'll input the text of the book he's got my fucking voice he can produce a very credible and I'm sure he'll throw in a few spicy surprises into the text along the way you know dude if AI starts

if they try if these motherfuckers try to get AI to do audio narration for books and magazines like I will be so pissed as someone who loves audio books. Yeah, me too. Like, I listened to, in fact, I listened to an article not like very recently.

I think it was from the Wall Street Journal. And it was about like, it was some like puff piece about like, Israelis are kind of sad about this whole thing. They're like, damn. Turns out we didn't, we didn't win as fast as we thought we were going to. This war sucks. I'm a reservist. And I thought it was just going to be a few months.

And I was listening to it. the tone of the narrator was like chipper and i was like this is a weird narration and then at one point i was like is this fucking a i if they do that i'm gonna i'm gonna fucking riot because i love to be read to i'm a little baby who likes to hear i'm a little baby piggy on a on a previous road trip through italy i listened to two kurt vonnegut audiobooks i'd never read vonnegut before yeah one of them was read by john on malcovich and one of them was read by james franco and they were both sublime experiences it's really wonderful i love audiobooks me once i once i listen to them if someone asked me if i have

read that book i say yes because listening my ears no i don't say no i just say yes i i hate when people like oh you use your eyes i'm like my eyes are playing phone games years are playing learn game. My hands are multiplying soldiers and upgrading their weapons by 50 years on a little thin path down my phone. The craziest thing is like I listened to a lot of obviously like, you know, Ilan Pape and stuff like that, you know, a lot of Noam Chomsky and I play Call of Duty at the same time. People say that there's a conflict there. But to be honest, I don't think so. It's not like I'm thinking about it.

I'm like, oh, I wish I was bad man or whatever. I just like to blow off some steam by shooting some guys. All right. Here we go. Ian. Winneger. He's been trying to post the URL of my, if I had a rocket launcher from Instagram as a super chat. But I guess superchats aren't allowing URLs.

But it's not hard to find. Yeah. um my grid all right uh this is a australian two dollars which is like you know that this is an australian two dollar pun oh i get it daniel might although i shouldn't i shouldn't be mean i was in st louis this afternoon on my way from louisville to kansas city along highway 64 and i stopped at the st louis chess club and the hall of fame and i took a picture i saw that with a big wooden chess piece king behind me and I said my caption was check mate and that's about as clever or creative as Daniel might from an Australian so you

should have written if you come at the king you best not matto skew both our puns on the Barbie yeah next is Samba Bay Samba Boy says bad has barra awards please oh I love that we need something to take our mind away from the one-year mark yeah i love that an award show when is the one year mark of this podcast when you started a few weeks before or like right around the time you and i met right yeah it was uh it was maybe a week after we met uh it was before christmas yes but we met on december 12th i believe and then yes you dropped and then i i came on the show a couple of days after the new year yes yeah so yeah i mean the one year mark of the podcast is then but the genocide is yeah yeah so october you know i just love that my

daughter's birthday is october 7 i'm very i'm very it is you yes i don't know if i've talked about that on this podcast but yes my daughter's birthday is october 7 i'm very excited to make the invitations for her second birthday party i'm just like i wanted to say like a date that will live in infamy me you know uh there's gonna be paragliders it's gonna be jesus it's gonna be great you need to find her a best friend who's birthday is september 11th yeah well you know my wife's is september 10th so close mine's the 28th look at well that's far yeah what happened on the 28th producer adam is yours january 6th my dad's is january 6th shut up i'm serious it's not but i celebrate that day for another reason yeah because this day when that was a pretty sick day uh all right a few damn

there's a lot i'm going to go through these fast okay bring you tegrina uh i heard she's from tegris not related in austin there's a grocery store in my hood owned by two guys from uh tall carum called native grocery he's talking about the settler the yes the appeal character yeah of course she's from texas um and then michelle carpenter imminent trouble source i watch the bituation room i join her patreon too but i gave all my money to you jkk it was a great show thanks uh philip baker the husband should manage the money speaking of patreon uh there's 6754 people uh watching right now and i think they're all obligated to go to patreon dot com slash bad hasbara slash bad has barra please and barring that guys barring that we should be more like katie

helper because when she does live streams she fucking harangues her hogs to click like and subscribe on the YouTube and I'm I'm getting here I'm like we do find numbers on YouTube but they're not like growing in ways that seem plausible to me given our immense popularity given the fact that I like I can't get the world off our three dicks like the world just can't have enough yeah so so so in the name of nuts could you please like and share like and share and subscribe it'll really help the algorithm yes it really helps the ridiculous nonsense we're trying to do here 100% please uh help us uh help us help us help you by liking and subscribing uh you know if you haven't already like come on

what are you doing here you know you just i got a more a i voice points you guys please exactly he needs to make more a i stuff and the only way to do that is for either you're joining the the Patreon are subscribing. Yeah. Well, you know the thing about us's YouTube channels. 50 people. 50 people have liked. I'm going to click like now. Are you kidding me? 51 likes on this stream? Well, maybe it's not good. Daniel, maybe we're bad at this. I don't know. I want you to come. All I know is that I think we're good. And isn't that the point that we think we're good? Well, that's what the democratization of media has wrought is that we all just make our own slop and say it's good. Yeah. Also, all you, those numbers go up. They're not like a lot.

Someone's telling me to refresh just a second. Yeah, you refresh. Exactly. Oh, 420. That's good. Oh, blaze it. Blaze it. Yeah. You guys know like drugs? Okay. Uh, Azure City, UCSC. Bay Area, baby. Thank you. Bay Area, baby. Del Kazan. Charmed, I'm sure.

Barb, L.C. You say spam. I say sperm. Let's call the whole thing off. Thank you. I agree. James Mahoney, the Goy, no, I served in Afghanistan.

I don't like the start of this, the Goy, no. I'm going to, I'm going to say. This bit, news work. They beg me not to tell them a good thing Stoja Richeo Yeah

I don't like If you Anyone who starts Off a sentence With like the Goy no Especially when their name is Mahoney Mahoney Yeah

I'm sorry But it's just a little bit of What do you call it Could be some neo-Nazi shit I get a lot I get sent a lot of memes That are like The Goyam no

And I was like What are the Goyam know Listen you Mick No racism allowed here yeah you take up you go to your priest with that anti-semitic bullshit um he could just you know he could be go talk to your boy tiger tag it that good i got that good um then brandon macnamara when your propaganda is written by racist cartoons yeah exactly uh let's see review a kosha dills music video sometimes please great content yeah we have to get into fucking kosha dills losing his god damn

mind who the fuck is kosha dills a guy is like a you know like hey what if a rapper was jewish is that like little little dicky's new like it's like little dicky but you know um but worse um all right uh then no little dicky's great i like that there was a video where uh he said the n-word and platformed chris brown i thought that was great i only know that song where he tries to get rapper advice from snoop dog and that's clever enough i did a video about that one can we get someone's asking if we can get jill stein so i'm going to need you to define what you mean by get oh yeah could we like can we pull can we like do we have that kind of swag can we would we yeah no jill stein if you if you're out here

yeah come on the show and don't watch the about 10 seconds ago yeah just missed that part we're not we're not actually misogynist uh we've had four women on um Um, I'm just kidding. In a row. All right. Uh, thank you, Queen 78 for, uh, 750 you use. What is that fucking currency? I don't know, but I hope it's, I hope it's even better than the dollar.

That'd be sick. Uh, Malpirtius says super sticker. Oh, they didn't say that. I'm so bad at YouTube. Uh, bring David Sheem back and Max Blumenthal. chukran says h halton uh 20 thank you uh h is also a patreon a subscriber and uh i'm a big man all right almost done with all these just a couple more

philip blare once again audible and google books are already up i like he's essentially philip is having a conversation with us by paying money which is very nice hey guy like you can actually just type these things but he's like no i'm getting finned down by three ashkenazis So let everybody know that I'm having real trouble getting this. Oh, they already have virtual voices in audiobooks. Communist Manifesto narrated by Dick Cheney. To each, according to his need and from each or according to his, basically to his ability.

That's, what a amazing and obsolete impression. Like, dude, that's really good. Uh, for Simchaz Tori, he, Hitler will burn like a candle lyrics from a 1945 anti-fascist song, Yiddish glory, Yom Kippur without fascist to feel better about your daughter's birthday. Oh, I'll listen to that. The Woody Guthrie mural that I saw in Louisville this morning had a picture of him with his guitar that said, this machine kills fascists. Oh, that is cool. I'm glad that some machine does that. Yeah. You know, it would be cool if that was on a, uh, like a fuck machine. this this machine drills fascist well guys we've had a wonderful time talking with you guys about bad hesbar uh please please um oh oh by the way uruguay that's where that uru money was from no excuse me matt uruguay uruguay okay uruguay i don't think so i'm not getting into this one all right

dear parents you know what the two of you you're a paraguay hey so patreon.com slash bad hesbarra please join us adam guest slash producer thank you so much for coming on it was a pleasure i i mean so rarely do you get to work on stuff that you actually like uh with people who are nice um and if that ever happens to me i'll let you guys know yeah good work with that And now I actually have the show ender that you recorded earlier, Matt. All right. From the river to the sea, I can't wait to be an Israel lead. Oh, I hate you, doggy.

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