Bad Hasbara - The World's Most Moral Podcast - Bad Hasbara 51: Kapo Trap House, with Felix Biederman
Episode Date: September 20, 2024Matt and Daniel are joined by Felix Biederman of Chapo Trap House to survey the grooming proclivities of Israel’s freelance hacks, the problem with the Dutch, and the suburban Chicago dad’s thresh...old for declaring something “Our 9/11.”Please donate to the Palestine Children’s Relief Fund: https://www.pcrf.net/Listen to Chapo Trap House at https://www.chapotraphouse.com/Subscribe/listen to Bad Hasbara wherever you get your podcasts.Spotify Apple PodcastsSupport this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/bad-hasbara/donationsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy
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Hey! What up, everyone? Welcome to Bad Hasbara. The world's most moral podcast.
Mm, yes, I am your most moral co-host, Matt Lieb, and with me, as always, I'm Daniel Mate. I got a pink rose.
You got a rose? Just for the look and for the odor.
Did you get it specifically for the podcast intro, or was it just sitting on your desk?
No, I was here for other reasons.
Oh, okay.
But I just thought it would be a nice visual, you know?
Yeah, no, it looks good.
You've got to start an episode with Optimus of Sweetness.
Yeah, yeah.
It looks like it smells sweet.
How are you doing?
I saw you recently.
You did.
I was in New York for a couple days.
I did a stand-up show with, it was like a Jewish currents put on an event with a bunch of like.
Yeah, not to be confused with Jewish Chronicle.
Yeah, no, Jewish Chronicle, very different.
and we will be talking about the Jewish Chronicle.
But no, this is like the more left-wing side of Jewish institutional media.
Jewish currents, which I believe is like, I don't actually know how long it's been around,
but they were doing a bunch of panels, like a fundraising type of event,
and then they had a stand-up show.
And it was a lot of fun.
I made it by the skin of my teeth because I got a fucking kidney stuff.
passed through my shit and that was the most one of the most painful things in my life it was crazy
I really I really barely made it to that comedy show but I told the doctor I was like I got to do
five minutes at a old synagogue that was converted to an art space and was definitely not made with
like stand-up comedy audio in mind or any kind of live performance event in mind it was it was meant for
fucking bar mitzvahs. It was meant for the readings of Haftorahs. It was not, I mean, you,
you capped off today. I was at a lot of those panels. I saw Nora Erichot on an all-Palestinian
panel. Yeah. It was really amazing. I saw, uh, it was a very striking experience. There was a panel
first of four Jewish people, show him the guide, Ariela, Aisha Azulai, Rabbi Alyssa Weiss,
of rabbis for Seasfire and, um, and, you know, and all these people are reasonably anti-Zionist,
or at least want to call themselves
counter Zionist or post-Zionist or whatever
at the farthest fringe.
But they were disagreeing on a lot of things
on the Jewish panel
and there wasn't much of a sense of like a shared
I don't know, it was weird.
Ideology or outlook?
Not just ideology or outlook,
but the comparison I'm making
is that going to the Palestinian panel next,
five Palestinians, very different outlooks
on what should happen next.
But I really did have the sense
that I was listening to five,
individuals from the same people
like from an actual people
from a nation that come from a place
with a shared history
you know when you have
a Mizrahi Jewish anti-Zionist
and a rabbi who is
Ashkenazi American
and a Hebrew scholar and whatnot
from Jerusalem
whose polyvics are a little bit unclear
I just didn't it was just a strong
I couldn't quite put my finger on it
but I just the notion of a Jewish
Jewish people. Yeah. As I'm sitting there, I'm not feeling like I'm watching representatives of
a people. I'm watching representative of people who have four very different ideas of what an
idea means. And the idea is called being Jewish. It kind of feels like you're saying that I as a
Ukrainian Jew am not from the Middle East, which I don't know if you know this, but that's straight up
racist. Yeah. Well, what I'm saying is that it's possible, Matt, that you and I just have absolutely
nothing in common except that we love to make dick jokes and puns about the Jewish state.
Yeah.
We might not even, what are Jews anyway?
What are we is what I'm saying?
All the anti-Semites on Twitter are right.
What the fuck is a Jew?
Yeah.
I got thrown into total chaos at Jewish currents.
Yeah, yeah.
I mean, it was a great event.
It sounds like a great event, but also, yes, I think one of the premises of the show is
looking at Israelis and going, this is a different thing.
this is not the same as just some fucking guy from new york uh was there a good nosh after uh i don't know
i went around the corner and got matt some pizza from yeah you got me my first bit of food since
passing a fucking stone shout out to producer adam levin who's in there uh you know he's gonna
he's he's out here in these streets matt did kill it it was a great set man it was a lot of fun
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up shortly uh daniel what's a spin spin right now i got a few things on the on the turntable
i got theodore bekele singing jewish folk songs oh sick you know my brand of judazy
theatrical judaism yeah yeah the fucking best uh theater bekelle um just did some of the dan's
first album which i've never really listened to but i hear is great and is that the one that has
psycho cocaine crazy that one i'm not sure it doesn't have chop suey on it right it's the one before
toxicity yeah yeah but anyway there's something a little theatrical about that dude that guy surge tankian
he just opened up a coffee shop like a block away from me there's a there's a system of a down
lead singer coffee shop that i need to go to for sure i want to meet that guy so bad he's he's he's the
coolest dude i've ever seen from my childhood i was just like i'm khan kian if you call him tankian he
sounds like sounds like a tank it sounds like you're accusing him of working for my brother's outlet
um in bad faith i'm doing uh i've got uh queen latifa nature of a sister beautiful i've got
the dead canadies all right and finally last but not least you have too many fucking records bro
shah day villain the mf doom shoday mash up which is
very cool sick well that's that's what's spinning yeah and that's what we're listening to and
now it is time to introduce our guest most moral guests obviously for today's episode you might
know him as the co-host of the podcast chapo trap house ladies and gentlemen everyone else welcome
felix beaterman hello felix hey thank you guys for having me yeah thank you for coming on thanks dog
How are you doing this fine, what is it, it's Wednesday?
How you doing?
Yeah, it's a Wednesday.
Not bad.
I had to, there was some technical difficulties going into this episode because of Windows 11.
I had to do the BIOS thing for anyone who has a Windows PC.
I remember back in those days, but that's the blue screen where you're just like.
No, it's a black screen now.
But the way the BIOS works is they're like, do you want to boot your computer and you just do it until your computer works?
I don't know how I've ever gotten out of it.
I don't know how I've gotten into it ever.
But that's always seemed to work that I just keep doing it and it works.
Just boot roulette.
Just tell me that you didn't get your Windows 11 system, that the supply chain didn't go somehow through Tel Aviv.
Yeah, dude.
Because when you wrote to us and we're like, hey, I'm having some tech issues.
I'm like, this is not the day I want to hear that our guest has tech issues.
Yeah.
No, no, these are like, these are.
regular the regular tech issues you have when you um you know when you when you install a bunch of
weird DCS mods into your computer sure um DCS mods we know those we know what those are for
yeah DCS is digital combat simulator and it is the the flight simulation thing i play and like
uh well one of them i considered the premier experience it's
the best flight simulator well a lot of people say the falcon bMS is the best and falcon bms
certainly has some good uh advantages over dcs i don't think there's any one best i think they
all provide their own experience but um i don't know i i just like do a lot of things to this computer
so i can like uh you know i can i can fly a i can fly a plane that never existed imaginarily
and i think that's responsible for a lot of the problems have been having but it's fine i always get
into work at the end of the day.
Yeah, you always fly directly into work.
I like that there's like,
it's a really on the nose form
of escapism where you're literally flying
a virtual plane away from
all your problems, you know what I mean?
Well, I have
I have been looking
up decommissioned fighter jets
on websites that list them
and they're like way cheaper than you would think.
Hassan Piker actually
showed me this TikTok of this kid who got
a you know NASA has a bunch of F-16s that they used for research
they used three of the main American fourth-gen fighter jets for
they modified them with thrust vectoring and like did all these things
of like their ailerons and all these things
so they had a ton of them and they're selling them and they're like sort of
earlier F-16 models this kid got one for only $230,000
that's like fucking for a fight for an F-16
that's so cheap.
Yeah.
That's bar mitzvah money
just from your stepdad's side.
Yeah.
Yeah.
God damn.
So I am,
I don't know.
But then you got to like,
you got to put it somewhere,
you know,
you got to,
what is it?
You got to like rent a hangar.
Yeah,
I was talking to a boat guy about this.
Because.
About where to put your plane.
Well,
no, just like,
I will never be a boat guy.
Sure.
I don't,
it's so much effort for something
that like ultimately doesn't go that fast
and I think they're cool I think water skiing's fun
you don't want to be one of America's beautiful boaters
it's just it's so much work
and like they're cool
but like how many
like it just you have to do so much
shit and it's like
ultimately it's the same thing
as like having gazebo
but um
you know I was talking to him because
I um he was
a guy who had a non-standard vehicle and wanted his input and he was like you my dad was in the
you know navy aviators you'll need a crew of guys to work on that and I thought okay well there's
fiber yeah like there's instructions for everything on YouTube like literally anything you could
ever want to know there's like a nice Indian or Bangladeshi man who explains it completely yes
anything you could I guarantee right now I could
figure out how to maintain an F-16.
You can synthesize your own jet fuel, you know, in your bathroom in your kitchen.
Matt, I do like your idea of a flight simulator of, like, flying away from your problems.
And if someone could create, like, work with, like, do, yeah, work with psychotherapists or whatever to create a flight simulator where, like, your problems and your psychological issues and your traumas appear really close up at first.
And then as you lift off, you see them from a different point of view and you can bomb them.
You can do targeted strikes.
on like your daddy issues
and fly away from your avoiding
issues and you know I feel like there's
I thought you were talking the 9-11 style
suicide bombing of like your trauma
you know that would be great too
fly a fly a plane straight
into your uh
your attachment
complex
yeah yeah I mean listen
uh if anyone's gonna create that type of game
uh who listens to this podcast
I'm sure they're gonna do a other fun shit first
rather than make that one.
But that does sound like fun.
But Felix, I wanted to ask you on the subject of Jew stuff, Zionism, yay or nay?
I think, you know, if Zionism was, let's say like either America never existed or otherwise like Zionism, it never.
it never became a current in either of the globe expanding empire so that it became uh you know
it caught currency in yeah if that never happened Zionism would be one of those weird
tendencies that has like 30 followers right where it's it's like the favorite thing of
Wikipedia deep divers and I think in and you know there would be no singular consensus over
where the Jewish state would be
or like what the kid there would be all these funny subcategories
yeah it would be a weird a weird little cult that you would read about yeah like deep
Wikipedia yeah yeah I would still look I am just for like identity politics reasons
yes please being against identity politics I would be against it but depending on how
marginal it was I would probably see it the same way that I see a lot of other stuff where
I'm like, well, it's kind of cute.
It's kind of interesting.
Yeah.
It never would have harmed anybody in that case.
It's 100%.
It would be one of those things.
Except for those 30 guys who end up in the middle of the desert following some guy who's like,
trust me, this is where we're living now.
Yeah, but there's an element of agency in that storyline.
Sure.
I think there are always any, any, any, just extremely marginal political view,
the people who got involved in that they were going to get involved in that or another one you know yeah
no you're right certain type yeah 100% how is it i mean you don't mind if we out you as a
jew from the midwest no no one knew no one had any idea right sorry to blow up your spot
no this is everyone's first time finding out we we don't need to get deep into this but it's just
it's always curious to me to know how what i mean because
what I had growing up was an anti-Zionist father who even though he sent me to a Zionist summer camp
inoculated me in some ways kind of intellectually and and whatever against fully buying in whole hog
just real quick Felix is that are you vaping is that the sound I'm yeah that's a babe
sorry I just wanted to be sure that's what I was here I can do it farther away from the
no no no no I like it in the mic it gives there's a flare to it I can see it in my head
but go on Daniel
Maybe that's his secret
That's what he's ingesting
Is the serum
The serum
I'm just curious
Sort of at what point in trajectory
Because obviously if you're growing up
In was it Chicago
Yeah I grew up in
Surrounded by Jews
There's certainly a lot of inducement
To just join the general Zionist drift
At what point do you remember
Looking around you and being like
Yeah no I don't think that's going to be for me
Well I like
Okay so I
My I've talked about this
a few times on our show and on
Twitter, but my dad
had very like idiosyncratic
political beliefs
that I think are very
they were endemic to
like the first wave of boomers
and it was a consequence
of like being able to identify
several problems
but like just for whatever
reason being at the time that they grew up
or you know
growing up in a uniquely
prosperous time in American history or whatever, it avoids intersecting with like the, the usual
like left-wing class analyses of these problems.
So in some ways, the solutions to said problems are ridiculous or make no sense.
And in some ways, they're very innovative.
Some of the things my dad thought were the presidency should be one six-year term.
and the prison gets killed when they're done.
I love this.
And I think that's a great idea.
That's a great idea.
They get to choose the matter of their own death?
No.
That's voted on.
That's an awesome idea.
He had a few that were kind of.
You know how much voter turnout you would get for that?
Oh, my God.
He had a few that were like kind of half joking where he's like,
John McCain's an insuring candidate for North Vietnam.
But we deserve it for what we did.
I love that.
Yeah, like we America deserves this.
He was in like after 9-11, I was so thankful for this.
My parents, both of them, but like especially my dad with what a sort of prick he was about this stuff, not to us, but just like talking about it.
Inoculated us against that sort of like jingo American rah-rah shit that everyone else is, everyone else that I knew, all their friends, all their parents were doing.
he like he on october 2001 this like sort of middling sub shop near our house close
down and like hide park i think it's different now but like everything like all the restaurants
there are really shitty i don't know why that was in case when it's growing up but he was like
the bear has changed all that i don't know yeah but yeah he was like he was like this is our
nine eleven this uh i this uh i i i um when i was a little kid i like very forcefully wanted to go
to i didn't have the words to express this at the time but looking back i was consciously asking
to go to a gentile summer camp with like guns and shit and i and my parents were like they
completely were like yeah absolutely and they let me go and it was great and but like i went to
what the first camp i went to like that it closed down
uh for financial reasons after the first summer i went when i was 10 my dad was like that's our 9-11
also when camp shawam again closed down that's the real 9-11 and he was like he was against
invading afghanistan he had very courageous his stances yeah that were very unusual for like a
you know an upper middle class like jewish attorney from chicago you know um so he didn't
indoctrinate you with zionism no no one no one did no one did uh you know but my dad was not
it's not a gabermatae sure uh he not had did not have like a fully searching for what the right
joke is to make i'm just going to let that one go yeah but like it did not have an art
articulated, you know, anti-Zionism, but it was more like, you know, he armed you with irony.
He armed you with a healthy distance from, right, right, journalism and doctrine and and dogma, right.
So that, yeah, my, yeah, you could look askance at things, which I think is like, that's the true Jewish birthright as far as I'm concerned.
But both my, my parents, like, incredibly funny and intelligent people who like gave me like a very wide birth as a little kid, like,
Um, you know, they would do stuff.
The youngest always gets like a wider birth in the older kids, but they would do stuff like,
you know, I watched Terminator 2 when I was like five and my mom, dad spent, went to great lengths
to like explain the time travel mechanic and all this shit.
And they really, I feel like they, they tried an experiment with me, which is just like, let me do
whatever kind of within reason and like let, you know, let me watch R rated movies when I'm very young
and all this shit.
And it didn't look like it was going to work out until I was like 24, but then it did.
So like, you know, it, but I, you know, neither of them, neither of them were like dedicated
anti-Zinus or anything like that.
But like, you know, it was stuff like, my brother and sister, every neighborhood with a ton
of Jewish people in it, there was like a JCC, right?
Like I'm sure there was a JCC where you guys grew up.
My brother and sister like had summer jobs there when they were like in high school and
school and shit and they were describing like this what of this awful counselor there this israeli woman who was just like completely just nasty and like cruel to everyone for no reason and my dad this is my first memory of anyone uh talking to me about this stuff and my dad was like yep yeah that's what israelis are like they they're terrible no one likes them they fucking song
penis people, they're stupid, they're annoying.
They think they're much more attractive than they are.
Right.
But he wasn't like, you know, I think like he would probably find the idea of like a Jewish person being really into Palestine.
He would probably find that like, you know, the darker side of having a high, highly developed sense of irony, right?
You stray away from things that are overly sincere or you, you perceive as.
mawkish that's right so he he probably would think that like a jewish person was very into
palestine he would find that kind of mawkish and weird right but just uh just the the
they're both my parents they're uh i would not cynicism but like you know their appraisal
of the world and then my dad saying that those were pretty foundational to me and they
they definitely inoculated me
against like a certain type of Zionism
that a lot of like Jewish kids get into.
Right.
I mean, especially since you were talking about like
wanting to find the Gentile camp with the guns.
Like that's like it's very easy to go from from that
to Zionist camp where you know,
all of your counselors are Israelis and they're telling you,
you know, they're teaching how to fire and oozy and shit.
Oh my yeah.
No.
And like that could have happened.
You know you don't have to convert out of Judaism to be a homicidal maniac, tri-Zionism.
That, like, that, you know, like, that so easily could have happened to me because I was not immune for propaganda.
Sure.
I famously, one of the most embarrassing things from my childhood, I wanted to be, when I was like 14 and I saw John Kerry run for president, I was like, what if I become like a Navy seal and then I become a liberal senator?
then no one could say i'm like unpatriotic so i had some very stupid ideas every every episode
of choppo would start with felix saying reporting for duty yeah i don't know why i thought that would
work what was i but you know i um i like my but like yeah my parents weren't i don't think
they would even have described themselves as like a vow and anti sinus but my grandmother on my dad's side
incredibly interesting person she's still alive by the way one of the oldest people
that i know shout out the oldest person i know she was born in fucking 1920
my god yeah um it very interesting life she um you know her her like her dad i've never really
like fully understood the story because she was like already like a hundred and one when she
told us.
All right.
But like her dad or someone, they were, they were like illiterate like heroin dealers.
And she had to like drop out of school when she was like 13 and just like an incredibly like brutal life.
They lived they lived in like the basement of a building that had a dirt floor.
But she, you know, she was like still very tough and capable obviously.
This is your grandmother we're talking about?
Yeah.
Yeah.
My dad's mom.
Yeah.
And she, she, like, she met this guy, my grandfather, who was like a very, one of the most normal guys ever in my family, a normal regular guy that everyone liked.
And, you know, she built this great life.
But she, I had never known this about her.
She said that she had left her temple, you know, like 60 years ago.
When, on her, not a hundredth, but I think like a hundredth or sixth birthday.
or no it was a hundred it was like yeah one of those but it was in the triple digits yeah we we had
like a big family get together and we everyone just asked her questions because it's like you know
going from fucking 1920 to you know now is just that isn't you've seen the world change so many
times but someone asked her about like you know what it was like during the foundation of israel
and it turned she said i left we left our temple because we were against sign it we were against
like this racialized identity politics because we thought it was the same same racial logic
that hitler had basically nice wow okay and and she i i this is all stuff i had found out like
later when i was already an adult she sometime like many years ago you know
know how old people are always going to like charity things yeah she like made sure after a certain
point that nothing no like charity thing she had anything to do with had anything to do with
israel bdbdh booby yeah but she like again this is another person we're like you know either
because of the fact that she is fucking 104 years old or whatever probably would not call herself
like an avowed anti-Zionist or anything like this right right but like this is really if you could
just get every american bear i love that shit that's my favorite kind of opposition so anti-zionist
all these newfangled terms even my dad doesn't call himself an anti-zionist or pro-palasinian he says i'm
pro-justice i'm pro-truth right right you don't if you were anti if you were against the nazi genocide in
the 40s you wouldn't have been pro-jew you just right and anti-terror and and and extermination and
anti-horrors, but I love the kind of the root that your grandma took to get there,
which is without even having to look into, well, what effect did this have on anyone else?
This just sucks.
If you actually just look at it on its face, the entire notion that we are now this,
this goyish mirroring nation, like all the other, I mean, literally, goy means nation.
Nation, you know, like, so nationalism is goyism, fundamentally, you know.
we're going to be just like them and we're going to create our own state her seeing that that's
hitler logic that's brilliant i mean it's prime of fascia fascist yeah yeah she was like you know
obviously like an incredibly capable and resourceful person and like just what a fucking
difficult life she had there is a certain type of like intelligence that you have to have to like
not only get through that life but to find happiness and and meaning through all
of that through all the things that happened earlier in her life and later but you know also did not
you know didn't really finish high school definitely did not go to college was not yeah but like
just her her basic understanding of things led her to this place which i always thought was so
interesting yeah i mean i think there's another interesting thing about that is like sure there
are a lot of like um american dumb ass ionists like you have your like rapaports and your dave port
noise and stuff. But really the type of Zionists that you see in America is the over,
over intellectualizes everything to the point where they can justify Zionism and justify like
just sheer brutality of the state of Israel by kind of intellectualizing it as like, well, if you
consider this a land back movement and an indigenous rights movement, then technically it is
within the, and you're just like, I think there is kind of.
of like, I don't know, I think there's too many people who try to over-intellectualize it.
And that's the kind of Zionism that you see in America is people who think, no, no,
you're just not smart enough to understand why this brutality needs to happen.
As opposed to your grandmother, it was like, you know, my parents sold heroin.
I lived on a dirt floor with the rats.
And then I, you know, fucking live my life.
And then I heard about Zionism.
And I said, that sounds like Hitler.
And then, you know, goes to charity events.
Yeah. No, yeah. I think, like, to a certain extent, like, someone who, someone who has all these, like, intellectual and philosophical justifications for the worst excesses of Zionism in practice is, at the end of the day, they're trying to fool themselves.
Yeah, 100%.
But it is, I would, it's definitely more, you know, what is a more malign influence on the world?
is it that or is it
you know Michael Rappaport going
yeah yeah boy
we blew up them pages
that's one of the pillars of hip hop
you know like
there's always going to be like
fucking idiots sure
who are going to support whatever awful
thing is going on but
you know in some ways I think it
is a more maligned thing to be able
to come up with like a
moral
and ethical and intellectual
justification
100% yeah so when you have like a fucking graduate degree that you got specifically so that you could like reinforce this fucking worldview based on allowing Israel to do murder like that is that's going that's a lot of money and schooling just to live in a bubble that's fucking crazy murder murder murder murderous bigotry arrived at after a lot of chin stroking and like soft spoken tones to me is much more horrifying than just libidinal.
tribal, you know, cruelty and idiocy.
Of course, you know, with Michael Report,
it also comes through Hollywood mediocrity,
which is its own kind of horror factory.
Yeah, there's other factors.
I'm not trying to, I'm not trying to excuse him.
But, no, I'm with you guys.
And again, the kind of politics that your grandmother
unostentatiously arrived at is the kind of blind man can see it,
just look at it on its face.
And it just doesn't, it's just something in the milk ain't clean.
It just doesn't, just doesn't feel right.
And you don't, and based on, that's all, that's kind of all you need.
And I think a lot of people have that when it comes to Zionism, which is why it's been
relatively easy this year since October 7th, since Israeli has been showing its entire
fascist ass to, yeah, to fill people in and be like, oh, yeah, right, you're not.
And that's entirely the point of this podcast, our motto basically is, no, you're not crazy.
Yeah, that's right.
Yeah, I think, like, people who, people who care about.
foreign policy and especially Zionism and Israel and America are, they are traumatized by the Bush years, by things they heard growing up.
And they think it is an impossibility to get Americans to care about this because they could never, they had an incredible amount of difficulty to the point of impossibility of getting people to care about this and think about this and talk about this on their exact terms.
right but uh and also you know it's the same it's it is the exact same thing as like uh older
liberal left liberals who like either mcgovern or mondale broke them it crushed their spirits
they they they you know these individual moments of the american electorate where they're like
nothing is ever possible right this nothing good can happen but they in all cases they make
the mistake of thinking like in the case of the McGovern people that like we're still in
1972 and the electorate is fucking 90% white and you know all all these things that are not
true anymore are are true uh with people who care about foreign policy on a more left wing
access it is that we're still in 2002 our new our news media and most of our elected may
still be in 2002 the people decidedly are not yeah and
And it is easy to get pessimistic and get bugged down and think nothing could ever get better.
But I don't, just because, you know, I don't know how anyone can look at like after people had prematurely declared the end of like an anti-Zionist left after October 7th.
Oh my God, there's no way it can ever fucking have.
But people said the left won't survive this.
Yeah.
And then the greatest public showing of support.
for Palestine that we have ever seen in America.
Yeah.
People may not talk about it in the exact terms.
Sure.
That maybe you would like them to.
Right, right.
They may not, they may not be able to articulate every single thing that you would like them to.
Right.
But it is, things are just with the general populace so much better than people assumed, including myself.
To say nothing, to say nothing of the fact that, and this not that this should be the headline, but it's a headline.
it's a sub-headline.
Yeah.
Just the fact that there's been a very,
and I hate this word,
but robust Jewish,
Palestine solidarity.
And there always have been
Jewish solidarity activists with Palestine.
But after October 7th,
you know,
the Grand Central Station,
the Statue of Liberty,
shutting down bridges,
way more.
Way more.
And in numbers that are big enough,
at least,
to forever discombobulate
any sort of unanimity narrative.
Like no one anymore is trying to claim that all Jews are with Israel.
And not only that, but also like, to be real, the big shocker to me is how many Israelis and not just expats, but like Israelis who currently live there are, I don't know if they're outspoken.
I think it's a much more fucking, you know, draconian there.
They're sort of inspoken.
No, but we get emails from, you know, people who are, is.
Israelis, obviously not that many, because mostly we just talking shit about Israel, but there
are a surprising amount of Israelis live in Israel who are just like, keep going. We're the fucking
worse. Yeah, help us break, like help break us down. I met a guy last night at a J. Fredge
benefit here in Brooklyn. And he approached me, you know, Israeli name, Israeli accent, huge
fan of the show. He's just
just keep going. Now, I'm not sure if he can tell his friends and
family that he is, but I know
I know more
more Israelis than I can count on several hands
who are seeing that the
best path forward for their country
is some kind of imminent
collapse.
Yeah. Iranian invasion.
I mean, look, you know,
look at all those
Dutch, and you can tell that they're Dutch.
Dutch-descended white people in EFF.
I always think of them, you know, when people...
Tell me what EFF is?
Oh, economic freedom fighters.
One of the, I don't know a ton about South African politics, but it's Malima's party.
He was the former ANC.
He was the head of the ANC youth wing and he broke with the ANC over like, I think it was
Zuma was president broke a mining strike very brutally.
But it's a left-wing party in South Africa.
And there are so many great pictures and videos of like all types of Dutch
descended white people, be they the Zumer type with the Zuma haircut or like an
older middle-aged Dutchman, the type of which you would see in a Rembrandt painting,
wearing the Red Beret looking terrific in it.
and it really shows humanity's better better sides yeah yeah yeah it's nice um didn't you find some
video of some some very south african coded uh israeli at some point matt oh yeah yeah maybe we should
start there before we get on to pagers um you know there's something about like the uh the amount
of white south african jews um this is the annoying thing about israel is because one of
of I think the pride of world Jewry, in my opinion, has been the fact that there were
so many South African Jews who were instrumental allies with the ANC.
Yeah, you might say that they were even a more core part of that freedom struggle than
our very vaunted liberal Jewish support for civil rights in the South, right?
Of the United States, right?
100%.
They took bigger risks.
weapons into the country they were they were they were they were the underground railroad in a lot
a hundred percent yeah and and what sucks is like watching the fucking uh the way
israel loves to like they have a few different hasbarists who are very clearly south african jews
who just uh who who left in like 93 you know and uh and then making them have the the accent i can only describe is like
What if you mix, like, two poisons together and make, like, a super poison?
Just like Israeli South African accent.
And I just, I want to play this one video just because, I mean, content aside,
it's the accent that really, really shines through.
So this is from the Israeli citizen spokesperson's account.
This is, by the way, Alon Levy's, like, the, the, the, the, the, the, the,
private media company he created after getting fired from the office of the prime minister um this is his
like what if i just was still a spokesperson i like he's awesome he is like Kenny power you showing up
to little league games he he he sets up like a podium and shit in his living room and he's like
i have never heard anyone describe themselves as a freelance spokesperson like he like he's a mercenary
spokesman he's he's he's big boss it's such a funny type of person it's it's one of a billion
things with his kind of like you know if zionism never was put to practice how funny it would be yeah
if they weren't doing the fucking holocaust i know i know this all of this could be purely
funny yeah all of these guys could be so funny yeah they they i mean kind of like how the nazis in
Matt Chriswood's word were going around looking for
Hagar the horrible skull to worship.
It's the same thing.
It's the same thing.
It's like, why do you have to kill all these people?
You could be so funny otherwise.
Yeah.
Okay, so here is this Israeli spokesperson.
I don't know the name.
It doesn't really matter, but here we go.
I'm going to play this for you all.
And I love, hold on, just go back for just for a quick.
Quick for a second.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I love the handle.
Israeli citizen Spockes.
Yeah.
But it reads like,
but it's like spooks.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So this is a Wasserman landa.
Landa for peace.
Yeah, yeah.
This is a Landa back movement.
Let's see.
The Landa of Israel.
All right, here we go.
A UN convoy in Gaza was stopped by the Israeli military because of a
suspicion that several wanted men were on one of those vehicles. Apparently, the UN gives
rides to wanted men in a war zone. I'm sorry, but like, if we, if you start out this video
with just that first sentence, you go like, oh shit, she's describing a war crime and she's mad
about it. But instead, it just goes on to be like, and, and here's the reasons why it's okay to do
this can i please can i just say um this is a type of uh person uh that i've seen very much in the
international hasbarra movement someone who like you go to the profile proud jew i will never be
ashamed of being jewish yeah i'm not like one of those fucking pussies who died in the holocaust you'll
never get me to renounce my judaism yeah and then you look at them and it's like oh my god you got surgery to
remove every Jewish feature that you have.
I know, you've bleached blonde your hair.
It is so annoying because these are the like the same people who after October 7th were like,
hashtag, would you hide me?
And I'm just, I forgot about that.
It's like, hide you from what?
Nobody knows you're Jewish.
Would you hide me?
It's like a Mr. Beast video.
Hey, we're having, we're all, we're having 20 contest.
in a Jew hiding contest.
Who can hide the most Jews in this closed me stores?
Would you smuggle in my, my blonde hair color?
It's like a game show.
You can hear an audience chanting,
what you hide me?
It's just, it's fucking insane to me.
It's like one of the things that drove me crazy.
Yeah, I'd hire you.
I'd like, hide you.
Yeah, sorry, yeah, I'd hide you.
I would just like bring you aboard as like my,
I'd put you out front.
Right, exactly.
And the Nazis would walk in and they'd like, sikhaw you and you'd sikhael them.
And everything would be great.
That would be the hiding.
I would just put you in plain sight.
Yeah, after your fucking bucle fat removal and your bleached hair and your fucking nose job.
Yes.
It's so fucking insane because I swear to God, the only people I see who were doing that hashtag were all like blonde-haired, blue-eyed Jews.
It was all a very specific type of.
of like non-identifiably Jewish by like, you know, Nazi physiognomy standards, right?
And so it would, it drove me fucking crazy because I'm like, I know Italians who have more
of a right to be scared than you do.
Like, what do you think, what do you think is going to happen?
You, you look, they all, they don't look like the people in the fucking trains in Schindler's
list.
They look like the little girl who is doing this, like slitting her throat all.
That's who they look like.
They all look fucking Polish and Swedish and shit.
When Amy Schumer would do this, it drove me crazy.
Because Amy Schumer, no offense to anyone who looks like or is Amy Schumer,
but like she looks exactly like any fans of bands and band of brothers.
Do you remember the episode Why We Fight when they find the baker?
And he's like, why are you taking my bread?
And I forget, I think it may be complicated.
Or was Compton too shell shocked it.
It was someone else.
One of the officers, whereas he owes an Easy Company, like sticks a fucking Colt 45 in his face.
And it's like, you do exactly what was fucking going on.
You didn't smell it?
Yeah.
Yeah.
She looks like that guy.
Right.
Here's the thing, Felix.
I know it's not genetic because I met her brother.
Oh, you met this late?
Oh, no.
Amy Schumer's brother.
That's right.
At a pro-Palestine event who came up to me to thank me for the Instagram stuff I was
putting out.
This is before I think I was doing the show with Matt, but he told me that, like, she and her, she and her, she and him have had a falling out over this.
And this guy looks hella Jewish.
Right.
I can see that they're siblings, but there's something about her ideology and her worldview that, like, de-Jutifies.
Yeah, that gentiled her.
It goiified her features.
Yeah.
It's, it's so crazy because, like, I, I've never, there are all types of Jewish people.
I know.
Of course.
I have never met one who looks like that, who looks like that, who could be someone that
that Conan the Barbarian was friends with.
Like the guy, the girl who makes like the the sheath for his sword or something.
She looks like fucking like the progeny of the American Gothic couple.
Yeah.
She looks corn fit.
Like she looks like a regular, like a just a white American who's tired of all these immigrants, you know, like there's no part of her that I'm like, oh, that's a Jewish person. And here's the thing. Yes, Jews look like everything. There's not like a fucking one type. There's not, you know, it's not to support that. But it's always, it's just weird that out in front, there's like two types of Israeli spokespeople out in front. One is the biggest titted, blonde-haired, blue-eyed girl you've ever seen. And then,
Then also like, someone who's like a Yemeni Israeli, you know, and it's just, I don't know, man.
It just freaks me out.
But let me just continue on with this video where she is talking about how it's okay.
This is in the sense.
This looks like the moms of several women are dated.
Yeah.
Apparently, the UN gives rise to one.
To want the nose to be a villain in the least a weapon movie.
in a war zone.
Were the suspects, UN staff, perhaps?
Unrahead Philip Lazarene, called Israel's action.
Someone's been taking duolingo?
I like to think that.
Lanzarini.
She did that a little bit racistly,
which only in Israeli could be racist against Italians at this point.
I'm just waiting for her to, like, respond to something that the South African delegation,
you know, someone from the, from the ICJ thing,
and just for her to pull out something, what was it, lethal weapon three, but you're, but you're blake.
Yeah.
You're blake.
It's not a violent.
Every, every, you know, let's call them, Saxon descended woman to have ever known in my life, where they, you know, sometimes mothers and daughters are natural enemies.
one of those cases where it's like you know what's your relationship with your mom like
oh there was actually a court case about it because we both poisoned each other yeah this is what
the mom always looks like in one of those cases you know one of those like uh sort of waspish
mothers and daughters who hate each other yeah yeah yeah she looks like the mom in every one of
those instances i've ever witnessed in my life hell go the kibbutznik we know we know
that UNRWA always
plays dumb when
called out for its close ties with
Hamas. You're right about the, you're
really right about the accent. The accent
is fucking wild, dude. It's just like
it's wavering over the Israeli
Afrikaans. It's Israeli, it's South
African. And both of them are so skin
Kurdish. I think it's officially
like this is the apartheid
accent. Like this is, this is
like distilled. Like this is how
you talk when you're like, I love
walls that separate
racist and religions.
Hamas intelligence headquarters
was found just
underneath an UNRWA headquarters
in Gaza City with electric wires going
underground to power
Hamas computers.
Okay, wait a minute though, but her pronunciation of Hamat
is interesting because when you
get the combination of Afrikaans
and Israeli, you get something closer to Arabic.
Yeah, she's almost...
Hamas, you know, that...
Don't let them hear you say that. They'll be like,
She's not doing the Hamas.
Yeah, no, she's saying Hemes.
Hemes.
Yeah, which is closer.
But let's see how she does Lazzarini again.
Seraini said.
That was so hateful.
It was, right?
I'm not making this up.
It sounds like she's mad at the accent.
Same Lazarini said,
Unra did not know what is under its headquarters in Gaza.
Headquarters in Gaza.
It's crazy.
Because I realize, like, when you're watching that, like, half of the videos that come out from the citizen spokesperson of Israel office or whatever, Alon made up, like, you start tuning out because they just say Hamas or Hamas over and over again.
And fucking, like, I wouldn't want you to talk about Hamas computers.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It just, it blends together and you lose track of the insane things they're actually saying, which is like, oh, you want us to not bomb this place.
even though it had electrical wiring
you're being plugged into
yes you know like every
building in the fucking world
as if there's like yeah like
pointing to like a hospital and being like
oh if it's just an innocent hospital how come
it has electrical outlets I love
it too because the
the justification there is that like
Hamas was like stealing cable
essentially
yeah yeah we still
my family still cable until I was four
in our house burned down so that's
probably the roots of my parents' antipathy towards Israel.
Or my dad's at least.
Speaking of Hamas,
speaking of antipathy towards Israel,
speaking of everything,
we need to get to a story that obviously is what's being talked about this week.
That is the pagers that have been exploding all over,
Lebanon and also in Syria, something like so far, 3,200 injured, 26 people dead.
Two days in a row.
Two days in a row.
But before we do that, we should take a quick commercial break.
So everyone, stick around and, you know, don't buy, if any of these products are Israeli technologies, definitely, definitely don't buy them now.
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and we're back welcome back to bad as barra our guest once again is felix bitermen from
chapotrap house uh and we're talking about uh this uh terrorist attack that happened
uh this week within lebanon and also syria in which uh
Apparently, Israel sold a bunch of pagers with bombs in them and different, like, radio equipment with, with bombs in them in order to do a coordinated attack by blowing up the pagers and, I don't know, yeah, they killed a bunch of people.
Yeah, walkie-talkies as well.
Yeah.
Eight-year-old girl was killed.
Yeah, and so let me just play, just to have PBS News Hour did.
They'll handle the facts for us.
Yeah, they'll say like complete sentences about what had happened.
Good.
Here we go.
Better them than us.
It was our.
It was an unprecedented and shocking attack.
All across Lebanon today, pagers used by members of the militant group, Hezbollah, exploded.
Lebanon's health ministry says 2,700 people were injured and nine were killed, including a young girl.
So what happened?
Officially, we do not know.
As you said, Hezbollah blamed Israel.
I asked an Israeli official about that.
The only response I got was an emoji of a shrugged shoulders.
So that's what Israel is saying.
Nothing.
I truly, truly hate this fucking Elon Musk-ass country.
Like just the amount of shit posting mileage that they are trying to get out of this.
I swear to God, the most horrifying part of all of this for me, and this is not the most horrifying part of it at all.
just the part that's disturbing my piece the most
is that it turns out that I have
a shitty caricature of a husbarist
lodged in my head somewhere
and it is produced it's like
it's AI producing all of the predictable
gloaty smuggy things I'm walking down the street
and a hair of voice saying
can't talk right now my phone's blowing up I'm like
and it starts to call it like Michael Rockport
I'm like shut the fuck up like this is their moment
This is the moment, oh, you know, we, we, we, we, they should, you know, and Eli Lake actually ended up saying this, we should call them Hezah because we took the balls out of them, you know? Right. Just all of this fucking garbage. They think they're Walter White now, you know. I know. It's, it's, it's, it's just one of those, those moments where you can, uh, I don't know, this is my experience. I, Felix, because you didn't, um, grow up with the, the Zionism virus.
deep in your brain uh uh like for me there was a there was a a time where the idea of israel
in my head was like oh they're they're just like uh james bond country like the massage yeah no i was
very familiar with that though that was like if you were on the internet uh you know in that time
that was like that they were brilliant super soldiers that was always the uh the betrayal of israel um
so yeah no
I mean that's honestly
what attracted a lot of like younger
kids 100%
to Zionism around the time I was going up
but back then there was also the notion
that they were a sensitive
brilliant super soldier army
right so the shooting and crying
was the expression I forget
well right that there were
I grew up thinking they were the good guys
yeah well the most more
the most moral army right
yeah you know now it's like they're just
that fucking lunatic
nerd nerd nerd nerd
on the Michelin Possible team.
Right.
And they're supposed to be the heroes.
Well, no, the crazy thing is, is like, I know that thing is in my brain because, like,
when I first saw that, uh, that, that little, like, Zionist, you know, James Bond nerd in
my head, just like the one who makes shitty puns in your head pops up and was just like,
wow, that must have taken a lot of coordination.
And then, and then I fucking, uh, I, I read it.
to think the Jewish people came from
it started from the bottom now we're doing this
and now we're here and then like
as soon as I start reading the details
of what had happened I was just like
oh this is straight up just a terrorist attack
they just did a mass terrorist attack
I mean if this was actually like
coordinated to the point where they knew people's
exact locations
it is singularly sociopathic
if that is the case
then they didn't
in such a way where it would
like mayhem and this figure
and permanently disable and
kill as many like children
and people shopping for groceries
and anything like that possible.
I think this is one of those things where
we're not going to know the exact story on this
for a little while. Yes.
You know, it could
very well be that
Mossad got into the supply chain.
It could be that these were
randomly placed and they're like, oh yeah, no,
everyone we killed was fucking Hezbollah.
because they certainly like that move and like there's no there's no drawback for them doing that
because like anyone anyone who matters as far as their western support will believe that
yeah that'll be the official story forever uh or at least for the next year and it still gets to
engender like distrust and suspicion and paranoia right so like like who really knows
until we know right right but you know
the least we can say with what we know now
is that this was
1,000% like a reckless terrorist attack
directed at civilians.
You could say, oh, but it was the fucking
Hamas paper, or the Hezbollah pagers.
Right.
Okay, and that's why you blew them up in a grocery store.
Right.
The produce section fucking Hezbollah.
And by the way, you know,
this benefits so much from like the American
perception that any
group with a with an
Arabic name is like
are a bunch of like
just pre-verbal savages
living in caves and stoning
women. Not that this is
the most, one of the most
coherent state
like apparatuses. Yes.
In Lebanon. That this is a
legitimate, this is as legitimate
of a political entity as
fucking anything. Yes. Yes.
100%. They have an
armed force. They have social services.
yes they are you know they are as legitimate as anything else yeah they're they're they're
essentially like a a statewide municipality or bureaucracy that kind of it's a state within a state
is the way a lot of people have described it uh but you know it would be as if it would be as if
a thing if Putin if Putin had somehow rigged like democratic party lanyards to like strangle their
owners you know Putin if you're listening
And they strangled a bunch of pages and like service workers as well.
I'm not saying you shouldn't.
I'm not saying I'm against it.
I'm not saying, yeah.
But yeah, no, 100% it is like just clearly a terrorist attack.
And it's not even cyberterrorism.
That's the thing.
People want to use that term.
It's not even cyberterrorism.
The fact that he uses cybernetic technology or whatever the fuck,
cyber terrorism is when you like shut down Etsy on black Friday or something like that right
this is like when you explode the phones you're out you're out of the realm of like causing chaos
by doing techy things on the internet it would be like it would be like calling the the um
the destruction of the king david hotel hospitality terrorism yeah yeah yeah 100 and you know
it's interesting is that i i you see uh some people trying to claim
no no no there wasn't any bombs you know embedded in them they figured out a secret line of code
that makes the pager explode and stuff like that what yes dan nine in you about the samsung galaxy
s7 that's how this works yeah and you could tell that like this is like uh what actually
happen will not be known for a while because right now they are very very very
very uh like committed to creating a narrative of what happened which was that uh israel did
some james boncha and we're just like cool like that oh my god yeah i saw a fucking post that was
like racist hate it when jews do something clever which is 1 000 percent what harvey
whitestein said when he forced his first person to deciding an india just a jewish guy doing
something clever yeah you know like when jews are clever but yeah this i think it's like
One of the worst parts about it is watching them do just a terrorist attack that is rather than like a series of like car bombings or like, we're just going to put them in pagers.
It's almost like a prank with mass death and injuries.
And it's just like it's you just there's there's like you said, it's a sociopathy to it where you just kind of what I realized was when I watched everyone's universal.
reaction who wasn't born thinking like, you know, Mossad is James Bond and that's cool,
just be like, that is, seems like, sickening and horrifying.
I was just like, oh, yeah, that is sickening and horrifying that they would do this.
And it's weird, though, because to get to the reactions of what's happening,
there's been a few different types of reactions.
One seems to be in Israel in which everyone is, like, dancing,
but it feels forced.
Well, yeah, yeah, because this does feel like,
it feels like a countenance to the dozens of instances
of Israeli soldiers trying on brawis and wandering into windows
and getting fucking collided by Al Ghouls.
Or all the guys, all the lieutenant admirals who wandered into giant mouse traps
or any of the numerous humiliating things,
all the mercavas that were turned into fucking air friars
the shortages of APCs and tanks they're experiencing
it does feel like okay
we're we're going to get one back over on you
we're going to try to get something equally humiliating
right to what we have experienced
and it does yeah no there is an aspect
where I think that most people
what they think is like either coordinated
or a conspiracy when it comes to posts
can always be more easily explained by just, you know, bad posting.
Yes.
These are these, yeah, I don't think there was like a memo sent out that's like,
we need to make all these shitty Hezboa ball jokes.
But it just like, yeah, these are all.
It was giving people a chance to like, finally I get to shit post.
And it won't be, and it won't directly be about a dead baby that I made, you know.
exactly exactly they've been Rambo for the past year do we get to win this time you know yeah
do we get do we get the shit post this time and yeah and it's like so for them you know
they look at this and they're like uh we can shit post about this because we can make ball jokes
and it's not it's not genocidal right guys and and when you look at what happened you're like
no this is like fucking insane uh and what's been interesting is watching the kind of well
here's a few videos of the reaction within Israel that I just, you know, I want to play for us.
So this is a guy on a bulldozer waving. He's not waving. He's just holding up in an Israeli flag.
Dressed up like an Arabian shape or something.
Jock! Roll!
Jacques from seeking arrangements. I'm just kidding.
So there's, you know, it's just, you know, it's just, you know.
know shirtless guys dancing but my favorite video is this fucking this is uh a bunch of
idf soldiers that on a on a basketball court somewhere in some base in in in israel or i assume
um and they're dancing but if you this is if you look at the faces do any of these guys
look like they're actually having fun and this is just for me i was just like someone pulled out of
camera said all right guys we got to celebrate this there's there just seems to be no i feel like
there's a joylessness to a lot of like uh israelis of late and i think a lot of it is because
everybody wake up we're having a dance party in basketball court gimmel to celebrate the recent
forced circumcision of hesbolat terrorists in beruch sugar markets we blow up their self
phones everybody we are the most moral get out and dance your tachats off it reminds me of the video
of the girl who was um she she was i think one of the people uh take a prisoner on october 7th
yeah yeah yeah yeah her her boyfriend is still locked up yeah and but she was at a beach party
like on a guy's shoulders yeah with her dad it actually yeah with her dad yeah with her dad
doing like a chicken fight with another guy.
It actually reminded me of the famous post.
Don't worry, bro.
She's just having a little sex.
She'll be right back.
But every video I've seen, you know, of that where, you know, this, this campaign of like,
we will dance again.
We will dance again, yeah.
Which is, you know, hopefully not in New Jersey.
But, uh, we don't want to repeat of that one.
Not again.
Timber.
But, um,
A very, yeah, like a very forced joy.
Yes.
Reminds me of when people will like, when everyone, this used to be like a thing online.
People don't do as much anymore because I think people will realize how ridiculous it looks.
When you're getting yelled at, you post a video of you at like a party.
And you're like, oh, yeah, I care so much about everyone who found out about my kidnapping conviction.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
I can't look at all these people who are distanced.
themselves from me because I wore mirrors on my shoes and at Bloomingdale's.
Oh, yeah, you're the trolls really won.
That applied to like a national scale.
Yes, yes.
It's a, it's a whole country of people who are, are just doing the fucking, you know,
the wojack or whatnot of the like crying guy wearing the mask.
it's it's weird because you it seems so apparent to i think everybody else like they're just the
idea of this like kind of forced like um i'm not owned your owned uh thing that they have where
you you just can't you can't help but go like there's there's no way you guys see yourself right
i mean i think you are right in the sense that like they needed something where it was like
You know, you can't talk about how clever you are or the racial superiority and the cleverness of the Jewish people or like how resilient you are.
When you are dropping 2,000 pound bombs, rippling several dozen, two thousand pounds on a refugee camp and leaving a fucking 70 meter crater in the earth or or shooting hellfire missiles at preschoolers.
Not that they didn't try.
They made a lot of content out of that.
Just none of it stuck.
Yeah.
But like,
this is their first,
this is their first operation that brings,
that is reminiscent at all of the finesse that they've always liked to think that they don't,
that they actually have.
Because there's been no finesse to,
to what Israel's been doing.
Right,
right.
I mean,
like,
Israel,
there are like foundational operations in the,
let's call the Israel military fandom, right?
Of things that they did that they,
they feel that like no one else could have like some things that are like just from an
objective military standpoint are like you know kind of like the intubri rate right right right right
where it's like you know at a time when so many counter like counterterrorism uh units were
trying and failing at hostage rescue yes they they pulled this like them and that s
operation with the Iranian embassy in London, 79.
Those were like, so the few like super successful ones at that time.
Munich, too.
Right.
Yeah, the, yeah, the, the retributive killings.
Yeah, Munich that all the hostages died in Munich.
Oh, yeah.
Right.
Well, I thought you meant like the retribute of killing.
Oh, like the movie.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But like, you know, I, this is, uh, with Israel and like with any army, like,
like this where their focus changes from like the traditional focus of a military to
internal repression and sabotage and mass murder and racialized elimination a military
loses its ability to fight when you when you gear it more towards that we've seen it happen
a billion other instances throughout history since that has happened since
I don't know if you could put a definite
timestamp on this but probably around
2005
the first kind of
globally recognized humiliation of the IDF
it became clear that these were not
this was not the same military that could do the raid
in Tabby or any of these things right
right
so I do wonder
if like they were just keeping this in their
back. However they did this, whether they
got into the supply chain or fucking whatever.
Yeah. They were keeping this in the back pocket
because in their back pocket, so to speak.
Yeah. I saw you trying to stop yourself.
Don't put it in your front pocket.
I hate it. I hate it.
But they felt like, yeah, they needed
like a historical one like this because
you remember when they
they got that one hostage after
80% of the other hostages have been
killed. Right. They,
they keep saying they have control over
because they don't
that one operation where they killed
like 80 people to get one
and they and they they were like
they tried to paint that one
as one of these foundational
Israeli military successes and that really
didn't you know anyone who wasn't
directly salaried by foundation
for defensive democracies right was not really
into that one yeah yeah yeah yeah
well this is yeah round two
yeah I mean they've they've done that with a couple
of hostage rescues where there's
you know there was the one guy and they killed 80 people there was i think the four that uh they
killed over 300 people the new sarat market yeah new sarat market and so uh yeah and each of those
times there it's been the same thing where they just you know people are like you sure are
killing a lot of people for something that could be uh done with a hostage exchange um my favorite one
when they're like that's how much we value our people right yeah we will kill yeah 150 of yours
to get one that's how much we love life yeah that's how much we love life um but you know it's like
every single time you know people are like damn that's fucked up and they're just like we can't do
fucking anything about you guys complaining you like i want to i want to ask you guys this a couple things
do you okay so you this past year it is
come out that
you know
Israeli detention facilities
who will call them that
they
scoop up people by dragnet
they'll take anyone who is at the wrong
place at the wrong time school teachers
grandparents school kids anyone
they don't even
pretend that this is like a
this is for their own safety or
there is any military value or that anything
of value could militarily
could be extracted
from these people because they know they're just
Palestinian civilians with no connections to P.I.J or Hamas
or anything.
It turned out that there were rampant
systematic sexual abuses
at these facilities to the point
that like it's very likely
an official publicity.
And one of the guards complained
that it wasn't. His only complaint is that they haven't
regulated it.
allowed to do this there should be regulations there should be hr handbooks about how to rate people
come on guys let's get this done anyway sorry go ahead yeah yeah but um because of the i cj trial and
all all the focus on these things the israeli government or the military more so was like oh
shit this looks really bad we have to look like we're kind of thinking this seriously so we'll like
just arrest these guys and hopefully it'll be out of the news cycle in three months and yeah they'll
they'll go quietly and all
yeah and then turn them into TV personalities
well is it the Israelis
could not even hold it together
for like that and they rioted
over the detachment
of these guys they turned one of the rapists and do a TV star
and one thing I've noticed is
you know I don't like to be one of these
guys who said everyone who
replies to be angrily is a state agent
I really you know
there are only a few people
I know where I could
say where I think they have the right
to say that. I think when most people
who are just guys like me
say that, it is an attempt to make
themselves sound important. Yes.
But
we'll just say
people, people on the pro
Israel side who regularly
get mad at me and reply to me,
the one thing
that really seems to stymie them
and that they cannot come up with a response
for besides like, you're disgusting.
You're crazy for
that so no defense is when you bring this up when you bring up the ritualized sexual
torture uh committed by israel and the over first rule of fight club felix first rule of
fight club yeah yeah the overwhelming support that israelis have for this um that because what can
you say right what can you say without saying without sounding psychotic right and saying oh it's
impossible for a jew to rape a fucking gentile which they actually think yeah but
I do what, like, do you feel, do you feel like they're, they are trying to sort of
scramble to put anything in the news but that?
Oh.
In his sense?
Yeah, I mean, maybe.
I feel like they, so a lot of, from what I've noticed, a lot of their media strategy has
been when something, uh, like, uh, bad is caught on.
video um that uh makes them look bad that would be in the news cycle they quickly pivot uh try to pivot
everyone's attention uh and through the you know state means usually uh they um try to change the subject
like after the icj opinion there was an immediate attack on unra that through their own you know
uh clout as a as a western client state they were able to get every
at least the United States to immediately pull funding from UNRWA
over an accusation that turned out to be completely fabricated.
So, like, with the specific thing about the, you know, how rapy they are,
I don't know if, to be honest, if there had been like a big uproar in national news,
if it had been a thing in most like mainstream media maybe i would say yeah they were trying to
change the subject but i didn't really hear much from well yeah yeah that that is the thing is that like
following like most american coverage you'd basically have no idea this fun yeah yeah because if
there they're there very few people if any are asking the state department about this right god
forbid anyone asked kamala about this who is that under those circumstances will
you know weapons be taken off the table uh it's the crazy thing about it too is is like i realize um how
uh i don't know how uninformed i am about kind of like what the national uh body politic or whatever
is uh what kind of information they're getting by when i watch like the dnc speeches and shit
and i just hear like multiple times from speakers including kamala harris talking about all the beheading
and rapes and burned babies that Hamas did.
And I go like, oh, man, where I think, I think generally the, at least the United States
people have not been hearing the stories about the systemic rape that is happening as a
matter of almost policy in the detention centers in Israel against Palestinians.
I don't think anyone's hearing about this.
I think they're still, because they're still repeating his barrow from like October 8th.
Yeah, and they clearly haven't had a chance to hear the multiple ways in which all the stories have been debunked.
Felix, the most I would say is I think that Israel does have a kind of, whether it's conscious or it's just sort of an instinct, a latent instinct for whenever they get caught doing something that no one can cheer for, they find some way to do something that the psychos can cheer for and the state department can run cover about and be like, well, we're looking into it.
you know like the the the the rape prisons was a very very difficult and uncomfortable thing for
fucking patel fucking patel and and matthew miller and john kirby to uh to have to stand up
there and answer questions about as was the killing of ishanur eggy um you know but when it comes
to a daring international uh you know assassination of someone that everyone that lots of people
hate and doing things
that are sort of U.S. style
like they're sort of more the U.S.
thing. Right.
That's a pivot they can make.
So to us, it's just horror to horror
to horror. For them, they're moving
from things that no one could
possibly ever defend to things
that at least give
some people ideological
boners. Does that make sense?
No, that makes complete sense.
I mean, that is sort of the media strategy for everyone
nowadays. It's, when
caught in a difficult spot all you can really do is like pump the base up and beck and just get
you on get you on through to the next thing exactly it starts getting a bit shrill you you know
you up the mids the base you drop the beat you know you you get the yeah you spike the
fucking i don't know what they drink at burning man though but you know you get the crowd hyped
again you get it turnt yeah you know just to continue on talking about this story just seeing kind of the
actions that have been happening.
This is what I got really excited about was the I don't get as excited about the right wing
kind of like, you know, meathead, blood and soil reactions as I do about the like concern
trolling liberal Zionist reactions.
Or the sober, the sober reactions.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And so we have one video from Yushai Fleischer who did, have we played him on this show
before.
We sure have because he and Jonathan Dehrechtus were the Conriquez were the two guys that were trying to pile on my brother on the Pierce Morgan show.
That's right.
But Aaron ably won one on two to them while Guido and Levy sat there.
That was like watching the fucking raid.
It was incredible.
Yeah.
That was great.
That was some pretty good judo, J-E-W-D-O.
Oh, nice.
So yeah, I have a little bit of Yashai Fly.
with his sober reflections on a terrorist attack.
This is the one who said to my brother,
you sitting there in Brooklyn with your little books.
Yeah, with your books.
With your little books.
Aaron said, yes, I read books.
Aaron, I've never seen anyone, like,
there are people who like, you know,
they have ice running through their veins.
But like, era, people say the most insane shit to Aaron.
Yeah.
He, everyone who argues with Aaron is like, you are, you work in a concentration camp.
You are, you're fucking Hitler.
You're the worst guy ever.
Yeah.
You're evil.
And he, I just never, he never even like gets pissed.
It's incredible.
He's, he's, he's, I mean, technically he's the son of Gabor and Riematee, but I have to think of, he's sort of the son of Noam Chomsky, Eckart Tolley and Mr.
Perfect Kurt Henig.
Yeah.
Like, just.
I'm so impressed.
I'm so impressed by it.
Like I,
when I have a bad interaction with TSA,
I will,
wine.
Like,
I'll start,
well,
wine,
but then I'll,
I'll,
um,
make a fake LinkedIn profile and like look for the guy who I thought
was rude before,
like before spending like four hours on that and being like,
what the fuck am I,
dude?
This is stupid.
Yeah.
But I've already like wasted an afternoon doing it.
Yeah.
I have like,
I have like a better.
I'm like more accustomed to people yelling at me online just because it's you know since I was 12 that's sort of been my objective yeah but but just like he's nothing nothing really yeah it's incredible yeah this was I this I think is exactly what I was saying about him too was that that when we talked about that thing I was like it is wild that he is not yelling because I I yeah he's
He has this rare thing of being someone who's able to be online a lot because that's where he does this work.
At the same time, genuinely means it when he says, this is not real life.
It's just online.
Like for a lot of us, we're online a lot and we want to say, oh, it's just online.
But it gets, it gets its hooks in us, you know?
Yeah.
And I think it gets its hooks in him to a much less degree.
I'll put a fucking handle into Google and type phone number next to it just to see.
Anyway, he'll, he'll really.
appreciate that Felix so I'll I'll pass that on yeah I've just always been so impressed by it
yeah no I I always I think that like this is in real life is usually when someone says it it's like
you're trying to convince yourself yeah right yeah yeah yeah with him it's actually not no yeah he yeah it's
not that he's got total ice in his veins he you can see him and in that interview in particular
he got a little heated but he always sticks to the facts and that's where Chomsky has you know his
biggest influence on him just you know yeah when the facts are on your side you don't get to get
too heated yeah he and his heated is just like it's so it's like he just he just um you know more
forcefully puts out the point yeah it's not like you know my heated
can you can you can you imagine furiously huffing on your face now can you you're an older brother
yes felix you have i'm i'm the youngest oh you're the youngest okay so matt do you have
siblings? You're a twin. I'm also the youngest. She's older than me by a minute. All you
older siblings out there, try to imagine what it's like being the oldest sibling and the only
leverage you have is the ability to upset your younger. I know. I can't even imagine what it was like
for me. Yeah, that sucks. It explains at least half my issues. That is, that makes so much sense because
like, yeah, my brother and sister could upset me pretty much like on command. Yep, same. When I was
a kid and like there's a great like age difference between us and say that was a very short live
period it was when they were like you know in in middle school and like very young and by the time
they were like young adults like that had totally subsided but it's like the shit that all siblings
do at some point you know no but when your younger sibling knows that that they you can't get to
them i tried that so much like there was a good two year period in
middle school where I was like, I'm just going to pretend to be not phased.
And then my brother would find an inn.
He just always knew where all my fucking, what nerve to pick.
Aaron had all the ins on me.
He went up to me once.
That's fucking crazy.
I was all pissed off at him.
He goes up to me, he gets right in my face.
I think he was eight or something.
I was 11.
And he spoke words of such devastating truth that I had no response.
He said, you're just jealous because all the girls like me.
and he was right
anyway so what is
he shy fletcher have to say
oh just some sobering words about what
these are proud today because
our enemies have been struck
and these are the enemies that got a kind of
tit for tat a measure for measure
because if you think about it the explosions
that took place in Lebanon
are an answer to what happened to us
on October the 7th
how
If you think about it
No, Matt, if you think about it
Oh yeah, my problem is I didn't think about it
Yeah, that little
The little girl who just wanted to learn English
Oh, he's about to mention her actually
Oh yeah, that is the mark of the liberal Zionist
Hey, it's unfortunate but yeah
Yeah, but war is surprised us
They killed 1,200 of our people
They raped, they pillaged
And today those same type of forces
That would do it again were exploding
I'm not doing a lot of laughing about it.
You know, there's, there's humor out there.
There's a lot of people making jokes at the expense of, uh, Hezbollah.
I'm not doing.
Are we doing?
Yeah, to Hezbollah as well.
What are we doing?
At this point, they're just putting it on.
I don't believe in this, this, this whole ha thing is a conspiracy to me.
This is the, this is the difference between like a liberal Zionist and like a regular one is that like a regular Zionist, there's just no limit.
They will go, they killed 1,200 of us on October 7th and race.
20 million of them.
Yeah, right, exactly.
Yeah.
A liberal Zionist will not like commit himself to a figure.
Right.
Well, you know, let...
1,200 says...
Well, actually, it might surprise
this guy's a settler.
This guy's a settler rabbi.
Shocking.
In the West Bank.
So I don't know how liberal he is,
but he is trying to affect
a kind of sobriety and maturity.
Can we finish his beard-stroking?
Yeah, I'm thinking about it.
because there's also children that got hurt and others.
But at the end, the enemies of Israel should know that we mean business.
And we will not allow our nation to be attacked by these jihadist forces.
And they can live in fear.
Just like they caused us to live in fear, they will now live in fear.
That is measure for measure.
That's the way of God.
That's the way of Israel.
Chisbalah, beware.
That's the way of God?
That's the way of God.
Happy Yom Kippur, everyone.
Happy High Holidays.
Anyone who is read to Tadok knows
God's favorite thing is when you're like,
I am God.
I'm God and I'm doing itself.
This is number one thing.
Yeah, he wants me to do that.
And God said unto Moses,
go to the people and say to them,
well, God wants me to do this shit.
Yeah.
Tell them about me and this is the, you know,
There's a lot, there's a lot of killing for God in the Tanakh, but there's not a lot of like, I am God.
I am God. Me, the guy, I am God. In my car. Yeah. The, uh, like overwhelmingly modern scenarios and you're like, God wants this.
It's like, okay. It says, says in this book. Um, it just, it's just so, um, Protestant almost. Just the, uh, the, the we have figured it all out of it.
The premature conclusions, God's will is just immediately coherent to any dumbass on earth.
It's direct.
There's no question.
It's not only the end of history.
It's the end of theology.
Yeah, yeah.
I mean, yeah, no, that is it is the Calvinization.
You know, everyone that lives in the West.
yeah yeah yeah that's true no matter what you're going to get a little calvinism yeah yeah and this is the
jewish version of that yeah yeah cast this guy in the crucible straight away yeah um but then there's like
an absolutely goaded liberal zionist tweet by a guy who i think this guy's a genuine one to be
genuine liberal zionist yeah no this is and this is a weird guy i mean i have this is just the it's like
one of the most confused, ideologically confused guys who's like, he's, he's one of those,
I hate Netanyahu guys, but I'll fight to the death his right to kill however many people he wants.
Not only I hate, you were talking about Shail Ben-Friam, right?
That's right, yeah.
So he's one of these guys who's like, I hate Netanyahu, I hate what Zionism has become.
I hate how basic so many Zionists on this, his hell site are.
We should have a lot more decorum as we obliterate Gaza.
this is not a time for celebration
you know
and then he'll say yeah
he doesn't want to bring back the hostages
we should be wanting to live in peace with the Palestinians
once we get done destroyed
and he's trying to save Zionism from itself
right people accuse me of trying to save
Israelis from themselves
yes not as Israelis but as human beings
who might have some sanity somewhere in
yeah ideal scenario
I'd like to live in a world where human beings
can be redeemed and reach but he's trying to save
Zionism from its own worst tendencies as if its worst tendencies aren't itself.
Yes. This is like, this guy's like the, what AOC is to the Democrats. This guy is to Zionism.
That's a sick burn. So everyone, Matt has some thoughts and they're kind of spicy.
Just like the way in which he has clung to this idea that no matter what my version of Zionism is the real Zionism,
No matter what consequences, Zionism is wrought across, not just Israel and Palestine, but like just in the West.
Except unlike AOC, he's convinced.
My Zionism is good Zionism.
All right.
So I got to show the tweet.
I got to show the tweet.
But he's convincing no one.
Go ahead.
Okay.
So in Jerusalem, a man hands out sweets after the Israeli operation in Lebanon, he says, it never ceases to amaze me how some Israelis will mock and hate all Palestinians while adopt.
their worst customs.
Okay.
This is the inverse of another thing that I kind of hate.
Yeah.
So this is always,
maybe it's because, you know, I am, you know,
I was divorced from a lot of the identity politics,
a lot of other Jewish Americans are raised with,
but it's always humiliated me when people are like,
it's so fucking
Jewish to do this good thing
it's we
invented helping people
yeah we invented
loving your neighbor and healing the world
you know how tired I am a Tikun Olam
yeah Ticamolam it pisses me off
so much because it's like we were the
we invented altruism we invented
everyone was beating each other over the head
and killing their feet until us
it just always annoyed me
so much but this
is this is the other side of that where it's like Palestinians invented being happy when you
kill your enemy no one no israeli did that until they encountered awful people and it's
the the Iraq war parades never happened in Manhattan right or that like just the idea
that like you can't hold as true that like oh Israel is a country founded by Holocaust survivors and
also they had never heard of an atrocity until they met a Palestinian yeah what the fuck are you
talking about you can't have both of those at the same time and just the amount of like just
I'm sorry but this is like this is ergoon erasure like this is yeah yeah this is what this is
what um like act or uh this is what the Cresdenstein's would be like under the Third Reich
where where it's like oh oh Reinhard Hydrick says he's like better than the Jews were
killing. But he's like acting
like a fucking Jew.
Who's the real Jew,
pal? Besides,
throwing candy, you know where I first
encountered throwing candy at fucking bar mitzvahs?
That's right. That's ours too.
One of the first things
into Samuel. After
David, like his first
big military victory, one of my
favorite, like David's portions
are hilarious, by the way,
he's such a, he's Tony Soprano.
He's such a piece of shit.
And I think he's deliberately
Tony Soprano if Tony Soprano had had a gay lover
that he loved more than Carmela
Yeah
Didn't Jonathan, right?
Under some interpretations
But, you know, I think the point of his character
The point of his character is sort of that it's like
Well, he is a piece of shit
But it's like it shows how important like an unbreakable covenant with God is
That's right
That you can be this complete piece of shit
but as long as you come home at the end of the day.
But after one of his first military victories,
he fucking,
he kills all these.
I think it was Philistines at this point.
And he parades through the streets of Israel naked,
passing out the ancient Israeli version of candy,
raisins.
That's how tough times were.
Yeah, it's a time to celebrate.
It's our cheat day.
Let's eat some fucking raisins.
Maybe they were better back then.
Who knows?
Do you have any dry grapes lying around?
I can't afford candy.
But Saul's daughter sees this and he's like, oh, what a great day for Israel that they get to see your dumbass going around naked handing out candy.
And then the next line, and there are so many funny lines to Samuel, including the entire story of Uriah, which is hysterical.
I did not have Tanakh class.
Right. On my, on my Felix on Bad Hasbara Bingo card. I'm so excited.
You know who taught me all this stuff? It was Lutherans.
Lutherans. Yeah, going to a Lutheran university or not a Lutheran university,
but like a Jesuit university in Minnesota where like Lutherans taught all that.
They were so good at teaching Jewish stuff. But anyway, uh, the next line about her,
about Saul's daughter is she died later without producing any children. And it's just such a funny line
because it's just like you fuck this hating bitch yeah yeah fuck these haters you didn't even
make more guys yeah this nasty hating oh yeah they're getting mad at david yeah fucking school
marm died with no kids fucking scold that's the way of god you don't play or hate exactly but
yeah but yeah what i'm saying in a very roundabout way long way of saying we invented handing out
candy yes we did literally people
More than we invented helping people.
And even if that wasn't true, and it absolutely is.
And I'm glad you said it.
This guy, Shail Ben Ibrahim, acting like fucking friend to the working man, friend to the Palestinian, whatever, being like, you guys, I'm sorry.
And his, his handle is academic L.A. or something like that.
He's like one of these, like, thoughtful American Israeli.
Oh, wait.
This is the guy that got B2.
Yeah.
He also.
Yes.
No, no, no.
It's actually the Zionist version is Gamonid.
That's nice.
But, yeah, he did.
So, but he's, so what he's saying is fucking, uh, guys, these people are, we are not going to
you're becoming bigoted and you're becoming hateful.
Yes, you're becoming like them.
You're becoming like them.
Do not dissent, you supremacists, do not descend to their barbarian level.
We need to kill them with decorum and lament in great lamentations.
Yes.
Yeah, dude.
I, I know that like,
no one has any fucking shame anymore like would the that students for trump guy who fucking pistol whiffed his girlfriend is still out there like doing fundraisers no one goes away anymore yeah yeah no one goes away in shame anymore which is a huge problem we're having yes this guy was snapchatting multiple underage girls yeah at UCLA right at fucking UCLA and it's god damn it like we there were things about the Trump
that sucked but at least then
when someone like this was caught doing
something fucking disgusting a criminal they would
fucking go away yeah
there was a time but now that it's yeah
after the cultural shift
due to like death hurt and all these other things
no one ever fucking goes away
they're like it would cost me more to go away
I'm staying yeah no everyone
just has their individual like
has bar a team and they just are like
how do we get the base rolled up that's
literally what we were just talking about
it's it's the same fucking thing
but this guy is like is is is fascinating like his brain is fascinating because it's just like there's this
commitment to um to creating his own reality that uh i think he it's like one of those guys
who was just like oh everyone's mad at me i must be right right yeah i i haven't seen him actually
take like some surprising stances yes about
And this is like a trademark liberal Zionist thing where like individual events and actions taken by Israel.
Like specifically the bombing of refugee camps.
Yeah.
He'll be like, this is fucking terrible.
This is war crime.
This is awful.
But what makes it liberal Zionism is that you don't, there's no broader pattern.
It's like.
What makes it liberal Zionism is the, that you append this is not who we are.
Right.
Exactly.
Right.
Right.
Exactly.
Right. Where it's like these are like, this is horrible.
these isolated incidents that have
no, they don't say anything
about Zionism, but my
this is why my form of
Zionism is better. They cross some
invisible non-existent threshold
of extremity that I can't really define
because I can't tell you why this thing we did
two weeks ago that was not
much less bad than this.
It's okay with me.
There's just like
it's like you wonder
why um the israeli left you know for decades had been so impotent and it's because like so many in
the israeli left were ashenazi and you know it's like a lot of like the right wing uh in israel
are like misrahim right and so like a lot of the ashkenazim they're all the like uh i mean
there's a lot of psycho right wingers but there's there was also a contingent of leftists and
left liberals right and the reason why they just never got anywhere is because
I think just that the the fucking Europeanness of just being like, guys, we're better than them.
I think that because they kept the racist part.
They were like, but they had the empathy, but it was kind of like, oh, poor savages.
Right, right.
The Ashkenazi racism, yeah, is very identifiable.
Yes.
Yeah.
It's, yeah.
It's, yeah.
It's very European style.
Yeah.
What are we?
A bunch of.
in Arabs, right?
Yeah.
It's like something you'd imagine Steve Bouchemy saying in like a Zionist
reservoir eggs, guys, guys, guys, what are we a bunch of, we have bunch of Arabs here?
Yeah, 100%.
You know, I always, one of the things that always pisses to be off about like this
form of Hasbar when they're like, oh, we're all white colonialists.
Well, what about this fucking Iraqi Jewish guy?
It erases the astounding contributions to racism that the Mizrahi had made.
Yes, 100%.
The Ashkenazi, we are just doing the same boring old, like liberal racialism, post-enlightment bullshit.
Yeah, we stole that from the fucking Europeans.
Yeah.
It's not even original.
The Mizrahi are just, they are, it's like, it's like, it's like, technologically advanced.
The only thing, the only thing I can compare it to are like things like, like very marginal, like weird identity movements that like,
like where everyone involved like is in federal prison like the moreish science temple
you know like like like Dwight york type shit
the more science temple was like it was like um
a more insane version of like black israelite stuff okay where they they made a huge
pyramid in like making georgia and the the leader dwight york he used to be like a musician
but he became like it's a cult he became a cult leader right yeah yeah some really
fucking horrific shit to his followers and the children of his followers but like the the cosmology
and belief system where it's it's basically like halo but like whatever your specific races
are the forerunners that's that's what like Mizrahi shit is now it's it's beyond even just
like Ovali a shit where it's like every goy's fucking cattle right that if you're not this specific
type of Jew you're shit you're not even really Jewish right they go beyond that to like we're
it's like above Mormonism yeah like we are a godlike people yes yes well I you know I'm not
sure which Mizraqam you're speaking about I I I will say that that's a that's first of all
Mizrahi refers to it just means Eastern Jews so you're talking about all the Middle
from everywhere from fucking Iran, who aren't even Arabs,
all the way to Tunisia, right?
And they got grouped together by this Ashkenazi supremacy movement
and many of them exfiltrated against their wills from their country
and they got their fucking histories erased
and their relationships with their Arab neighbors erased
and their, you know, I was at the panel I was at Jewish currents,
Ariel Aishu Azulai, who here's her book,
The Jewelers of the Uma,
a potential history.
of the Jewish Muslim world, which is what she, she was born in Israel, but she doesn't consider
herself Israeli. She considers herself a Muslim Jew in the sense that her people come from
the Muslim world. Anyway, what I'm saying is the, the misrahiness has been like basically
invented by Zionism. And these people have been driven insane and into the arms of their
oppressors. And now they're the grunt soldiers of this racist movement, even though they've been
at the shit end of it as well. You know, and the whole history that is so fucked up.
What I'm hearing is, is credit where credit is due, at least in the forced melting pot of creating the Mizrahim, at least they're doing something innovative with the racism in the right wing in Israel.
Whereas like Ashkenazis are just repeating the same, the same shit that, you know, every European colonizer is done, you know, throughout.
It is more creative.
Yeah.
Daniel, that is interesting that the idea of like a Jewish.
Muslim world because it does um I had never known about this really but like pre reconquista
Spain the Tio centrismo system I had never fucking heard about that until I like did study abroad
in college in Spain yeah it like I think I think I think like most of the things people say
we were like we did we were taught this in school it's like no you were you just were not paying
attention or like it's usually you were taught that but it was legitimately something i had never
heard before in any history class or anything can you explain this because this is not a concept i
think i'm familiar with you said teoscentresmo yeah teositreismo referring to the cohabitation and
peaceful coexistence of muslims jews and christians right in caliphate spain yes right right right
right right where there were like you know rights for the caliphate spade was hundreds of years ahead of anywhere else in europe as far as like jewish rights were the rest of year did not catch up to that right for a very fucking long time until like 1949 like yeah there were some some people were nice napoleon was nice to us
yeah that's right i can't speak for was he nice to everyone else maybe not oh yeah but uh you know
you know um not to the Haitians yeah but um or the Spanish for that matter or the Spanish yeah
but um I I really thought it was interesting that like I you know again who knows if this is a
conscious thing or just like you know laziness and and just glossing over uh
pretty broad historical period
but I was you know I knew
the Jews lived in Spain
before and after
but I had never known that there was like this kind of a pluralism
right the entire it's been very consciously
allied and very much by a Zionist narrative
because it completely goes against
the notion of it's us against the Muslim world
I mean yeah full full disclosure
I'm dating a Mizrahi woman who
and a Mizrahi activist who's taught me a lot
about this stuff
Mizrahi activist who is in
solidarity with Palestine, right? Which is a very uncomfortable place to be, as you can imagine.
And one of the things I learned this year, and it's crazy that I didn't know this,
there are holidays in the Jewish Muslim world that were celebrated by Jews and Muslims
together built around both the Muslim and Jewish religious calendars. Like there's a holiday
at the end of Passover where the Muslims will sell the Jews their Khmerits back to them,
the leaven, because as their neighbors, as their friends, they would buy it off of them
and take it off their hands so the Jews can clean out their houses of the bread and all that
kind of stuff. And then they come back and they celebrate the end of Passover together.
Like a pawn shop. Some ways, right? I'll hold on to this for you for a little while.
You know, Jews would cook, not Palestinians, sorry, Arabs, Muslims, I should say.
And I'm getting out of my depth here. But you're hearing sort of how new it is to me.
And it's exciting to know it, but it's also, it's incredible that we didn't know it.
At the end of Ramadan, at the end of the fast, right?
Jews would, you know, would cook meals for the break the fast for their Muslim neighbors.
They were deeply ensconced in many of these societies.
And it's Israel that had to create a narrative that said, you guys are natural-born enemies.
And the tragedy, the thing is that the people who then became Israeli, quote-unquote,
Mizrahim have as a way of maybe distancing themselves from the trauma that their families
endured as a result of being brought to that place, Israel, have taken that on and now
are the shocked troops for the racist. Yeah. And it is a, um, as they exist now in that world,
you know, obviously a great deal of history is just lost over or deliberately omitted. And
ignored but as they are characterized now it's very similar to the phenomenon you see where the
the hardest right um you know voting groups and just generally like western europe or america
are usually like white people who live in urban centers that you know that is to say like
white people who feel like they are surrounded demographically and just physically by like black
people or Hispanic or in like the European context like you know Polish immigrants or
Muslims or Somalians or whatever right it like that that is one of the most like
reliable hard right voting groups and the the you know you have to erase so much history
to like encourage that type of thing in these populations that lived alongside Arabs and
had these very extensively codified coexistences.
That's right.
Yeah, that's right.
Another case, too, of like, westernizing the whole fucking thing.
You took these, you know, Yemeni and Iraqi and everything, Jews, and you made him behave like a Trump voter in one of the weird Irish south side neighborhoods in Chicago or a guy.
in Staten Island. That's right. So yeah, so that's that story. Well, all-purpose segue.
Yeah, you could do that segue for literally anything. Well, so that happened. Yeah. Thank you. That's a pod.
Thank you so much Felix Biederman for coming on and talking about some Hasbara with us.
My absolute pleasure. Absolutely. Where can people find you?
you can find chopo trap us pretty much anywhere where podcasts are be it spotify uh stitcher libson
or stitcher doesn't exist anymore i think yeah sister's dead dude r api don't go there um youtube wherever
um yeah no you can uh find us on patrion uh we have uh we are now selling um individual packages
of like uh several of our limited series like the much
vaunted hell on earth
we have more limited series coming
out I'm about to start
editing and recording
the series on conservative media
that I'm doing
and there's some very fun ones in the future
once I'm done with this one
I'm going to do a movie mindset type thing
but about from soft games
that I think people were really well
I was hoping it was going to be a bit prestige TV
I've done so much prestige TV
that's true you have
I have done your time.
I have probably done, now that I think of it, like, 50 episodes,
so like nearly 100 hours about Prestige TV alone.
Not to mention the two times you talked about Sopranos with me and Vince Mancini.
So you've put in your time talking about Prestige TV.
It's time for Frontsoft games.
You are relieved, sir.
I will go back to it.
There's always TV to talk about.
But I just, you know, I've never done a gaining limited series.
And I think like, you know, people have talked these from soft games to death.
But I think like with the guests that I'll have on, I think that we have some novel angles for them that people will enjoy.
Well, you can find that all on patreon.com slash chapotrap house.
Is that right?
Yes.
Yes.
So check that out.
There will also be a link in the bio.
Thank you once again, Felix Beaterman, for comment.
My pleasure.
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All right, everybody.
Daniel Mote, want to take us on out?
I wish I had one.
All right.
Do you have one, Matt?
Okay, let me set you up.
You ready?
Okay.
All right, thanks, everybody for watching.
And until next time, from the river to the sea.
I like it when Felix talks about Prestige TV.
That's what they only say.
We invented all that shit.