Bad Hasbara - The World's Most Moral Podcast - Best of Bad Hasbara LIVE in Brooklyn! (October 2025)

Episode Date: November 28, 2025

Happy Thanksgiving/taking everyone! As a special holiday bonus, here's an extended highlight reel from our two sold-out live shows at The Gutter in Brooklyn, NY this past October. Our guests were the amazing Briahna Joy Gray (night 1) and Francesca Fiorentini (night 2), with opening standup sets by Jess Salomon and Jeremy Kaplowitz. Special thanks to Joe Cocker and Jennifer Warnes. Gobble gobble, y'all!Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/bad-hasbara/donationsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Hey, thank you guys so much. Are you guys ready for a fucking live podcast? Give all your love attention and laughter to the Bad Hasbara podcast. Daniel Matte, Madlieb. Hello, everybody and welcome to live on my book out of my podcast. Hello, everybody, and welcome to Bad Hasbara. The World's Most Moral Live podcast.

Yeah. Brooklyn. Welcome. Am I taller in person than you expected? Yeah. I feel like we should come out to Jefferson Airplane's White Rabbit. I could just follow you down a rabbit hole. A pill makes you Matt Leave.

One pill makes you Matte. Like you said, my name is Matt Leav. I will be your world's most moral co-host for this podcast. And I'm Daniel Mate, your other world's most moral co-host. That's right. And we're here. We're so excited that you guys came out to this show. Give yourselves a round of applause.

So, so cool of you. Really, I'm excited. But, you know, before we get started, I know that... Yes. We do have something. We have to, I mean, we're all here to have fun, to laugh, but we do have some serious business to take care of. So I'll appreciate if you take what I'm about to do very seriously. And that is, let me just get there, the venue has asked us to start with a land acknowledgement.

So, here it is. We humbly acknowledge that we are gathered tonight on the traditional unseeded territory of a noble people known as the Zionists of Brooklyn. This proud nation-alist cult dwelled here for decades. On the lofty heights of crown and gentle slopes of park. They peacefully practiced their ancient ways, which included self-victimization

in the face of immense comfort and privilege, and making tax-free tithes and sometimes blood sacrifices of their impressionable children, To their one true God, a satanically belligerent apartheid state on the other side of the world. Matt, please. I'm sorry. All this ended when they were forced to flee this land by the advent of the Mamdanian Empire, a fearsome regime of communist terror that threatened to inflict relentless pogroms upon its subjects,

including free lunch pogromes, rapid transit pogromes, and alienatingly diverse cultural pogroming. Most of the Brooklyn Zionists wound up in exile in the only place that would have them, the one safe state in the world for ethno-nationalist Jews, Florida. We recognize that our being here came at their expense, and for that, we thank them.

Yeah. And I hear, by the way, that the Boko Raton Talmud is going to be a real banger. Yeah, yeah. Rat mouth. And now it is time for us to introduce our fantastic guests. I am so excited that she was able to join us.

Everyone, start clapping right now for the host of the Bad Faith podcast. Ladies and gentlemen, everyone else, Breanna Joy, Greene. welcome thank you for deciding to join us we're really excited because we got a lot of content like this week a lot has obviously gone on and one thing that is like kept me going is reading Norman Finkelstein's Twitter feed and I don't know if you guys know But Norm kind of

kind of went off the rails a little bit. Well, he went off most people's rails. Sure. On to his rails. Yes, he's his own train going straight to wherever the fuck it goes. I posted on Twitter that Norman right now is on an epic generational run,

and I mean that in every sense of the trail. Yeah, he's from another time. Another dimension, really. And, yeah, and we wanted to talk about it. And we figured this is like a perfect subject because I know you've interviewed him before. Many times. He's a guest favorite on Bad Babe.

And we love him. We still haven't had him on the show. I know you went on a walk with him one time. Yes. Not a run? Because he does, what, five miles every day? He wanted to run. It was December.

We were on Coney Island. I was like, could we rock? That's funny. He's a runner? He's a runner. Oh, yeah. And a swimmer. You can't tell.

Look at it. Well, no, he looks great. He looks great. We all know he looks fabulous. But it's funny, because you're a walker. You're famously, you are professionally a walker. Yeah, I do some walking for money. Yeah, you do the walk and talk.

I do the mental chiropractic. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Walking is a, I think so it was great to take a walk with him on a cold blustery December day doing what he calls the Gaza width walk. You know, because as he always likes to delineate in his interviews, Gaza is 23 miles the length of a marathon. By five miles, the length I walk on Coney Island Boardwalk every morning. Yeah, and it's, you know, I love Norm.

We love Norm, we want him on the show. He also sometimes tweets. And as far as I know, and I think maybe you pointed this out, maybe it was you, someone did. The funniest thing about his tweets is that he dictates them. That's what I heard. So there's an assistant who's sitting there hearing him screech his words. Chosen, very careful.

I can't do the voice. Daniel can do the voice. Well, why don't you give me some material to read? Let's do it. Careful. Yeah. I'm going to read it. I'm going to read it.

All right. Close your ears if you want. it's oh boy so just just for a little bit of context so people understand so as we all know

I assume this audience all knows Van Jones went on Bill Maher's fucking show yeah boom we all agree we hate we hate Bill Maher and we love there's a podcast called I hate Bill Maher

and you should all listen to oh there we go and he went on and then told this awful joke about you know, I mean, he was just being a piece of shit about the death of thousands

of Ghaz and children and trying to claim that it was you know, Iran-funded propaganda. Yeah, for another foreign influence operation. Right, exactly. Yeah. Anyways, we all know and we've analyzed everything that he said and we've talked about it, you know,

ad nauseum. So given all that, Norm took to Twitter, just say a few things. that Daniel, I would like you to read them and then maybe we could discuss is Norm Finkelstein canceled? So here's the first tweet. Why is Van Jones wearing a pimp's blazer

when he's so obviously a high-priced call girl? Okay, that's rough. That is a rough impression too. No, the impression's great. He's getting warmed up. Next one. This one is... This is so out of pocket.

I've never felt bad for a hasbarist before. And that is like, oh, come up, man. You're gonna out him for having an affair. All right, go ahead. The question that the whole world is asking when Van Jones fucks his mistress, does he wear the yellow ribbon? I wasn't asking it, but after I saw the tweet,

somehow I couldn't get it out of my head. All right. All right, this is where it starts getting rough, you guys. That was a warm-up. All right Breaking story In her first ex post since becoming head of CBS News

Barry Weiss launches campaign to defend Van Jones Uncle Tom Lives Matter Finally, if you think it couldn't get worse, he's going to do a Yiddish racial slur. And, oh, all right, let me find it. There it is. Your computer's trying to see.

Yeah, my computer is like, don't! You've got a camcorder in the back. Okay. You really want me to read this? I mean, you can say beep, or you can, you know, I'm hearing a lot of don't. They sound like pretty white don'ts, too. They do.

They're naysayers, but maybe we should naysay it. My fellow black don't option in the room here. There was in a black don't option? Okay, I'll defer to that. Oh, no. One guy should. Garnett, you guys should say it? All right.

No, no. You're always listening to Garnett. He's leading you astray. He's my trainer. What do you want me to do? I do what you do what you will. This is remember. a Twitter quote also I wasn't here news news flash Barry Weiss hires Van Jones to head up CBS News

department yeah I am sweating so and what I need what I need to know is after all that do I need to burn this shirt So let's discuss this analytically, with a level head, neutrally, as political analysts do. Can I ask what your thoughts are, Brianna, on this series of tweets? I am of a mixed mind because the way in which... That's not what asking sounds like, man. You're right. I never said I was good at interviewing.

I don't know how to feel about it. It's one of those things. Can I ask you your feelings, initial thought? So my primary thought is that prior to this, being recorded, I had plausible deniability about not having seen these tweets. And I had been asked earlier today about these tweets, and I said, I haven't been very online. I've been commuting.

That's a good excuse. And also, all of these, when they bought on a event, Right on the train Yeah, yeah There was an NDA they signed So they can't actually say anything Also When I was asked about these tweets by

A friend who's familiar with my dynamic With Norm, I said well you very well know that he's fully set the N-word on Bad Faith podcast before. Many times. Like just repeatedly in one particular episode So this is just like

Was he quoting? Was it a quote or was he just like My favorite words. It was kind of a quote, or at least assuming someone else's voice, if I recall correctly. As I remember, he was reminiscing about life in, he's always, he always does it in the service of making. Whenever Norm makes a point, he marshals anecdotes and, you know, examples in the service of that point. Now, whether you think they serve the point or earn their keep in terms of the amount of time it takes to make that point is a judgment call. Right? Taste stiffer. Reasonable people can disagree.

Absolutely. But as I remember, he was pushing back against this self-congratulatory American Jewish notion that we were at the forefront of the civil rights movement in the 1960s and that we were in droves on the freedom buses. Yeah. You know, and he said, look, it might be the case that we were overrepresented among the white people on those buses. But I grew up in Brooklyn and I knew how the people around me spoke about black people. people. What a good memory you have. I'm a bad faith fan. I never remember my own podcast as much

as everybody else done. It's the second we wrap. It's out of my brain. That sounds familiar now that you mention it. So yeah, he's making these very charitable points. And then the thing is, he's doing the Lord's work in sort of saying the things that when you're, and particularly a black person say, you're very quick to be called anti-Semitic in the broad scheme of calling on Do you want to say some of those things to turn out on stage with us? No, yeah, yeah. There's not the thing about North.

Like, he also tries to get me to say them. Like, the last time he was on. What? I'm like, dude, like, I have no interest in this. Say the K word. Say it to my face. It's like, we did a live stream on the 7th for the anniversary with Muin Rabani.

And he's off on one of his, he's, oh God, he was talking about, um, like, I think it was on one of his like Jewish supremacy larks and he was going on, he was digging in, I'm, like, sitting quietly. It led him to do his thing, and not, you know, you don't have much of a choice sometimes,

but to sit quietly and let him do his thing. And he gets onto a thread about how you can't be, like, it's one of those, like, you can't be racist, like a version of you can't be racist of your black arguments from back in the day, but he was doing it like, there's no more anti-Semitism, basically, is that argument.

Oh, hold on a second. He takes it, like, to an extreme. Like, you can say and do anything. We have a bumper for that. There's no anti-Semitism in the United States. Yeah. You've heard of do this, right? Like, actually anti-Semitism is when you did it,

when you're not allowed in a college, you're not given a job. And I agree with that kind of very strict framely. And then he'll push it to just a little bit too far and be like, right? And I'll be like, wait. You agree with all my framing. Reasonable.

reasonable, reasonable. You can say whatever you want to say, Norm. The floor is yours. You know, so then we get to the situations where, yeah, because he's very charitably doing this work and like making accurate points about anti-black racism, it makes me feel you're in a bit of a tough spot to be like in the middle of him doing this, be like, could you make this argument without using the N-word? Also, we live in a space on the left, you know what I'm talking about, where like,

Like, there has been, there was the 2016 Bernie era where there was so much bad faith attacks on leftists on a racial front. So the value of so many black people in the space was to say, oh, I'm allowed, I'm a leftist too, and you can't attribute every critique that you have of Bernie to him being anti-black or black people not liking him. I worked at a law firm in 2016 with 12 attorneys. I was the only non-white one, but there were four Davids. And all of the Davids would come up to me and explain to me that I couldn't possibly like Bernie

because Bernie doesn't, like black people don't like Bernie. This is a conversation I had repeatedly over the course of that election cycle. I've never heard that slur, Brianna. That's a new one. I'm going to use that. Only, at least one of the Davids was the Gentile. He had mallards in his office. Wooden mallards.

Well, to borrow from iced tea, some of y'all Gentiles is David's too, you know? So tonight, we're going to be talking about the Lieb household. Hell yeah. That's right, because we have a wonderful guest, someone who you have maybe seen on her wonderful podcast, The Bituation Room, or maybe you have watched the show Newsbroke on AJ Plus,

or maybe... you know my boss ladies and gentlemen and everyone else welcome the love of my life my wife my wife Francesca Fjurentidi yeah thank you

it feels so good to be here you know I've been both I've been loving the chemistry. I love that Matt has been able to start this podcast. Matt's been wanting to do this podcast for years.

When we first met, like, seven, eight years ago, he's like, I want to do a podcast about Israel. I need to find a perfect co-host. Really, that far back? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And so thank you, Hamas, for making this happen. And, no, but really. Matchmaker, matchmaker.

Break me a fence. But also, it's kind of fucked up my life because, you know, Matt would never dare say the Lieb household. No, I would not. It was always the Fiorentini household. But now since Matt has gotten some notoriety or whatever, we'll be at shows co-headlining, you know, and people will, like, just walk right fucking past me

and be like, that's who we're here to see. And I'm like, what? And it's like a young girl who's like, we're here to see him. I'm like, bitch! Have you heard him? Chew? You don't even know. That's how I clean my teeth like a dog. People don't know this. I chew on large blocks of ice.

You guys are so lucky. You guys listen to the podcast, correct? You're so lucky you don't hear all of the mouth sounds. I'm a mouth noise man. This person makes. I chew. Daniel, you might hear, and Adam probably cuts a lot of it out. Motherfuckers don't know how much I cut out. Yeah, no, I do a lot of chew.

I try not to chew on the show. Sometimes I don't make it until the end, and occasionally people have noticed that I pop a knickrette gum, usually right before plugs, because I'm like, this is taking too long. I've got to get my fix.

So, Francesca, we thank you a lot for coming, and we, of course, have to get to our first segment in which we talk about some news of the day. Now, this is something that people have been talking about around. we're going to talk about the ceasefire deal a little bit and kind of the media reaction to it. Oh, Saturday night ceasefire. Yeah.

Let's get analytical up in this bitch. So I don't know how much you guys use Twitter or whatnot, but the Hasbaris on there, obviously, are the most insane. And recently, the Israeli paid chills all got together right after the beginnings of the announcements of us. possible ceasefire, to, they all got together to lambast everyone who was pro-ceasefire for not saying anything. In fact, you could tell that it was a genuine show of concern by the fact that they all

tweeted the exact same thing. The silence from the ceasefire now crowd is deafening. Silence from the ceasefire now crowd, so it goes. Silence from the ceasefire now crowd is deafening. Devening silence from the ceasefire now pro Hamas crowd Read it again, okay, hold that a second One, two, three, four

The silence from the ceasefire now crowd is deafening silence from the ceasefire now crowd So we go silence from the ceasefire now crowd Is deafening, deafening silence from the Seafire promaz crowd, bitch Thank you. Thank you. So that was us

being silent and being the ceasefire and out crowd and I wanted to... Are you deaf yet? Yeah. So I wanted to you know ask you

just a little bit about... Said, And you make fun of Lynn Man, well. I was going to say. How dare you? Actually, I don't make fun of them that much. I kind of like him. I mean, I, you know, I have the same,

but... How does a podcast? It's been too... years and of them, you know, the Israeli government and also every Hasbars and every Zionist, it's been two years of them saying, we want the hostages back and then doing everything in their power to not negotiate to get the hostages back. So the fact that they're like, okay, now we're done feels like such a disgusting fuck you where they, this is something they could have done in November, 2023.

This is something they could have done at any time. And the fact that they didn't do it and they were like, no, we're going to continue the bloodletting. It doesn't just make me mad at Trump. It also, again, makes me mad at Biden. It's like disgusting. And I will say what is, I think, been the impetus for all this is the fact that Netanyahu at this point is really unpopular now in Israel, which if there's, listen, there's not a lot of silver linings in this fucking subject. matter, you know, and the fact that people are, like, booing him

is great. Adam, can you play Steve Whitkoff, like, Steve Whitkoff, Jared, what's his name, Jared Kushner, and Ivanka Trump, they're doing a press tour in fucking Israel.

At hostage square in Tel Aviv. Yeah, at hostage square, which it's always been named that. Just in case, you know. It was, it's where, they used to do all the birthright trips like you'll hear forever now get married

fuck have a baby okay but here's Steve Whitcomb Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu oh oh never heard someone's balls get just sucked back into their body

okay The Prime Minister Benjinnah Yahoo. Look at these fucking mannequins. Look at these psycho, Barbie, psychokent. These fucking colonial... Look at her face. She's like, oh no, the Israeli Botox is hitting. Let me just finish my thought.

So he said, let me just finish my thought. I was I was in the trenches guys let me just finish my thought guys I took to 100,000 gathered people guys

he doesn't know how to deal with heckles know I was in the trenches with the prime minister believe me he was a very important part here the trenches the trenches I fought in World War I I was in the trenches with him in Philadelphia yeah I was in the trenches in Philly the prime minister and his staff

Philadelphia Corridors Ron Dermer included have both have both Wait wait Wait wait which Which minister who did he say Oh I

I just heard him say Bebe Have both sacrificed so much For this country And devoted their lives To the service You know to be real Their dedication to the history

and destiny Of this nation stands out tonight They've given everything Their time Their energy and their hearts to building a safer, stronger future

for the Jewish people. Their commitment to this point... I can't listen anymore, Adam. I'm going to fucking kill myself. That's insane. I'm going to kill myself. That's insane. Everybody's shitty landlord

and two plastic dolphins. I love there who's like BB sacrificed a lot. He's like, yeah, of other people. Like, how is that... He gets a point for that? He sacrificed a lot of you, your family, your family,

your family. Yeah, yeah. He sacrificed like a majority of the hostages. So this is what's crazy about that. I mean, I don't mean to jump in, but that's fucking insane. Number one, the Trump administration, whether because the ties to Qatar, which both Kushner and Ivanka have, Whitkoff has, and Trump himself has, have gotten themselves in the situation. They want to be the peacemakers and whatnot. But fucking good for them for doing, I don't see a Biden administrator. I don't see fucking Blinkin going out and making

this a big public showing of I did this blah blah blah so number one there's that marketing what Lincoln's doing is tweeting like we are so happy this is over sure it took the time it took right like you know history moves slowly but the wheel turns and

as if this motherfucker didn't as if he wasn't directly responsible for the continued bloodletting he's like talking about it like he wasn't a guy staring at the conveyor belt into the fire and just going like a few more, a few more. It is what it is us.

Blinken is wild. If you've ever seen someone soul leave their body within two years, Anthony Blinken is like, holy shit. But Steve Whitkoff is a piece of shit, obviously. I'm not saying that. But I think it's wild that, number one, they're doing this. And number two, you see that the Israelis like Trump and Whitkoff and the people who force this more than their own government.

Like, I don't think we would say that. I don't think, I mean, fuck, I don't know. A gun to your head. shit, Netanyahu or Trump, kill me, right? But like, you hear them. They're like, no, no, no, no. We don't think, we don't hate y'all. We're here for whatever, not them, but they fucking hate Bibi to that degree.

Yeah, and it's interesting because it does feel very much like at this point Trump is sort of, like he's doing this for him. Which is, which is called doing it for something. Which is called doing it. He's doing it for him. Biden wouldn't do it to save his life. You know what it is? It's Trump doesn't buy into the Hezbara. That's right.

Biden is a Zionist. And so it's like, say what you will. He's a fucking transactional fascist. But he doesn't buy the Hezbara. And so they have to, through Qatar, obviously, buy him out. They have to give them planes, give them whatever they want. They got to give him the Trump Riviera. There's going to be a fucking, they're going to sell God.

and land on the blockchain people. What awaits the future of Gaza is it's going to be a hell, but it'll be a hell that kind of we're all subject to, like we will all be sold on the blockchain eventually. Did you see Candace Owens' video where she said to any Americans, that's exactly what she said, actually. I hate to tell you this. She said what's happened in Holocaust,

excuse me, what's happened in Gaza is a Holocaust. And of course she had to throw in, it's a real Holocaust. Like Candice Owens can be speaking the gospel truth and she has to throw in Jews killed Jesus. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's fine, but I'll honestly, I will take that over the absence of it, Matt. I know. I will. That's how hungry I am. That's how hungry I am for some truth to be spoken

from any corners. And then she said, what's coming is going to be a globalized atrocity. She basically said it's going to be a shonda, but she doesn't know that word. And she said to anyone who in the future will send your children there,

we'll go there for holiday, we'll stay at Trump's casino there, whatever, your children will be cursed. Your children will be cursed. That is real. And you will pay, we do not, you do not get to party on the mass graves of this much blood, this many people without serious carmic consequences. And I was like, damn girl. Yeah, I know.

She's so weird Because sometimes she'll say something And you're like, damn, bars And then she'll just be like Also, the Jews have tunnels And the tunnels are how Charlie Kirk died And you guys staying in Crown Heights You guys are staying in Crown Heights

She legit thinks that Yeah, no, she does And yeah, we are staying in Crown Heights And I can't wait to find the Jew tunnel I'm so... That's how we should promo the show tomorrow Oh, we'll come out the tunnels Be like, hey!

You like, Comedy. I feel like fucking Pennywise the clown it. Yeah. Are you ready to laugh? Yeah. Down here, we all laugh. So, I mean, what's wild, right, is that not only is he a

not a Zionist, but he also has zero regard for Palestinian human rights. Right. And so whereas Biden and a Democratic administration would pay lip service to a two-state solution, which we all know has been deliberately tanked and is dead, effectively, Trump will never fucking pay lip service because he doesn't believe that Palestinians are even people. He uses them the term

as a slur. So it's like, I totally agree with you. It's like, in this moment, yay, and also kind of in the teetering on the edge that we all felt on October 7, 2023, I feel the same teetering on the edge of this moment

because so much has yet to be done, so much more pressure, so much more, uh, centering Palestinians in all of this. I mean, you've got fucking CNN rolling out panels with zero Palestinians, zero Arab Americans or Muslim Americans.

I mean, it's disgraceful with the way that they're just talking about this. Omar Bader had a pretty good appearance there on CNN a couple of days ago, I think, which was good to see. All right, I'm right, all right. The first time. Yeah. Yeah. For the moment, while they're not bought

by Larry Ellison, right. That's right. That's right. Did you see Obama's statement? on October 7th. On the day? On the day of two days ago? Oh, no. Or three days ago.

I don't know if we have it, but it was basically like the pain of the Israeli Jewish families and the people of Gaza. You know, like you just... Yeah, yeah. And those other guys over there. And those other guys over there. Because I think the other feeling, I don't know if people are feeling

this terror of forgetting, right? This terror, like, I'm already seeing headlines, even from Jazeera that are like, which very much suss, as even though we used to work for them. I'm like, what did y'all do to get this? You know, whatnot. It's like, oh, was another Nakba avoided? Avoided. Are you fucking kidding me? This is another Nakba. You didn't avoid shit.

Like, like... We're in it. We're in the middle of us. We're still in it. There are starving people. Like, how dare you run a headline that said, was another Nakba avoided? Right. Fuck you. And even within the tiny confines of Gaza, with all the displacement here and there and whatever, even on the grounds of displacement and... And, you know, there's probably, like, in terms of the miles covered on foot, it probably matches or it's, you know, it's, you know, it's rivaling the knockback.

And then you've got the fucking death count. Right. To suggest that something has been averted is just incredible. Yeah. Before we move on, Jared Kushner also spoke at this event. Yes. Yeah. They taught him to speak.

And it's like, it's watching like a real-life ventriloquist tummy. Like, it's weird. He looks like a curse was put on him, and now he has to walk like that the rest of his life. Here he is. Instead of replicating the barbarism of the enemy, you chose to be exceptional. You chose to stand for the values.

He almost got it. They chose to be exceptionalist. Yeah. And I couldn't be prouder to be a friend of Israel, somebody who supports Israel, and somebody who fights very strongly to see Israel survive, succeed, and to achieve its false potential.

Okay, so if you want Israelis to boo, praise their leader. If you want them to clap, flatter them. Yeah, right. I'm sorry, did he say they avoided barbarism? Yeah, I know. Instead of replicating the barbarism of their enemy, they chose... To far exceed it in a way that is unimaginable. I also think, like, I mean, it's dust for the IDF in a lot of ways.

I feel like the stories we're going to hear from soldiers are going to start to come out because it's going to start to feel safe. to talk about it. Yeah. And, you know, they have to go through therapy for all the PTSD that they've had killing babies and running them over with their tents.

Have you seen the clips of IDF soldiers in members, in meetings with Kineset committees, throwing their fucking fentanyl at them, be like, do you see all my painkillers? I'm going insane. I can't sleep. I'm shitting myself. Heal us.

What the fuck? You made us do this. Now, they're not coming on the grounds of, you know, it's not a more, it's not like you made us be evil, but it's like, you made us crazy. Right. You know, and

having no accountability will fucking make you nuts. I mean, it's like, what are there if it's never been a war, they think they're in a war, there are no rules of war, anything goes. We've heard some like anecdotally like horror stories. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And they were encouraged

to celebrate it and pump themselves up as they did it. Like all of that. They fucking TikTok live there. That's right. And now they're having a TikTok hangover. All this lingerie. I had to wear for my TikTok account. And I never even went viral with it. I have zero viral videos. It's really hard to say viral.

There has to be a bad as Boris out there who didn't go viral. They mostly didn't. That's the thing about it is I think half of the resentment is like, yeah, October 7th, but most of it is like, how come I am not as viral as all of the Hamas accounts? Like, they're most... All of the Hamas accounts have genuine... One bangers.

Moving on, we have some pretty spicy Hezbara. Now, this Hezbarra is a... Pretty juicy, I would say. It's nice, juicy. It's a reading series that we're going to do right now. It's from the Times of Israel. And it is a blog by someone who writes for them quite often name Javi Feldman.

and she writes this article, I want to reclaim a watermelon. Sure, I'm going to be scrolling and they're going to be seeing the words behind me. Oh, no, they won't see the words. Okay. That's just a screenshot, right? It's just a screenshot.

Yeah, maybe. Yeah, yeah, here. I'll give you this so that we can free your hands up to scroll up and down. I know how to use my hands for that. I know. Especially the up and down part. Sex joke, sex joke, sex joke, sex joke.

Knock, knock. I'm just scrolling. Yeah. Okay. I want to reclaim the watermelon. Subheadline, I want the emoji to represent a summer picnic with sweet, sticky juices dripping down my arms. Not a threat of terror by Palestinians and their fans.

I love to start with this. Sweet, sticky juice. And then there's a stock photo from iStock of a lion cub playing with a watermelon in the zoo. And that's the caption. Oh, no, we don't have that. So literally, I'm not kidding. Lion cub playing with watermelon in the zoo,

which was probably also the search. Yeah, well, it's the stock. They bought it. They were like, we need a high stock photo of that. Here's how she kicks this off. I am a Judaic artist. Good start. So are we.

That's what we're doing. Recently, I've been working on a line of prints for kids' rooms. I designed the Alephbet. That's the Israeli alphabet, for those who don't know. Those who didn't go to Orshalom preschool. I designed the alphabet that is designed in a way that creates the shape of the map of Israel. On top of or next to each Hebrew letter, I added an icon that represents each letter. So here's her little work of art.

Yeah, you can see it right up there. It's in the shape of Israel, including the Golan Heights, in which there's the aloev. It's in the shape of... Yeah. Oh, yeah. Cancel, Matt, please. Oh, fuck. Well, you know, it's got to...

Go on. So right off the bat, I decided to use a slice of watermelon of a tiach in Hebrew for the very first letter, Aleph. That's a word I remember from summer camp. Thank you. If you had your bingo card, Daniel would mention going to Zionist summer camp in the first hour. You win. We're just waiting for the story about his three days in a Mexican jail. I know. Have you heard that story? I'm afraid to say no. Oh, no. Gring, go to the polls. That was terrible. Terrible. Terrible. Terrible. Get those fucking cards down.

Zero. Get those fucking... This is repetition compulsion. I realize... I'm just repeating my childhood trauma here with these ratings. That's fine. And I'm getting off on it.

So that's... The human psyche is dark and twisted. He loves those six sticky juices. We've elevated... Okay, sorry. Watermelon is very much a part of Israeli culture. But what isn't, folks? Putin is part of Israeli culture.

Us. us slurpees us us yeah watermelon us yeah exactly it's the start of the summer season and who hasn't walked through the shook of machina Yehuda in Jerusalem

or the Carmel market in Tel Aviv and hasn't heard Avatiyah for a dollar being shouted into the throngs of people on a Friday afternoon in the bustling market we've elevated the watermelon to the point I'm surprised they haven't created a cherry watermelon. That's a great idea.

Juice! Always coming up with good ideas. But smaller. It's like a regular watermelon, but small. You know, so a baby can choke on it. Israeli's first love. That's right. Yeah.

Thank you. Go ahead. I'm sorry. We've elevated the watermelon to the point that we don't just eat it sliced while it drips down our hands. We cube it and toss it with Bulgarian cheese and chopped mint.

Can you believe it? Can you believe someone did that? Yes, sounds crazy, but you need to try this. It's quintessentially Israeli. Literally. Bulgarian cheese. There's another country in the name of the... Who the fuck also has not at one point had mint and watermelon with a cheese of some...

I'm just like I'm losing my fucking mind you can't write that quintessentially Israeli Bulgaria Us Southern Europe Us

Baltic States us Mediterranean Sea Us Fucking A Balkan Balkan Baltics up top I'm doing all of them Okay great

If you had me correcting Matt on this necessarily on your bingo card, please give yourself. Or if you had it, you know, necessarily, then you... So I added the cutest slice of watermelon to the artwork and worked on all the other letters until it was finished. I was pretty happy with the way it turned out. I'm always looking for a balance of color,

the way each item fits into the space I have, and I try to imagine a child looking at it and what their reaction or criticism might be. The criticism of a child? Um, it's nice, but I want to watch Cartoon Also, I hate learning Also, get a job, Mom

Ema, when did we occupy Bulgaria? Yeah Is that where Big Brother is? So I showed it to So everyone I showed it to loved it. They loved the educational aspect of it, the subtlety of bringing the Israeli map into the work. In short,

I was good to go to upload it to my website. And then my daughter, a Bezalel graduate, that's not the home school run by Bezal-Schmotrich, but an art school in Jerusalem, dropped by and looked

at it. Mom, you can't use the watermelon. It's become a Palestinian symbol. Ugh. The pain. Brianna, I don't know if you can imagine what it's like to have your own people's relationship with the watermelon co-opted and imposed upon you. I don't know if you've noticed. As much as there is an over-representation of black people at these protests and getting fired for stuff and whatnot, we're not doing the watermelon thing.

You guys, those earrings are cute. They're not for me. I'm not touching that one with a 10-foot pole. That one's not for me. I get it. I get it. That's intersectionality, folks. Yes, it is.

I knew this. I mean, I had seen it on the news, but I didn't think that that meant that Avatia can no longer represent the letter Aleph. People worldwide have started using watermelon images to communicate solidarity with the Palestinians because the fruits' colors match the Palestinian flag. The problem I have with this is that these same people who hold up images of the watermelon

refuse to call Hamas a terrorist organization. Just, you just back at it. Just the programming just kicks back in. Do you know how hard it is to say, I condemn Hamas with a big piece of watermelon. That's right. The juices. And also, spinning out those seeds is some terrorism. You know what I mean?

That's right. And those are not seeds apiece. That's right. Nazis. I heard it. Neo-Nazis. Look at the tens. For that?

For notseeds? I lucked out on that one, baby. You're going to stab me to death. Now I'm reliving, like, having a cuter baby brother trauma. That's right. Eric's sitting there going, I know what this is like, Matt. Live it all. Lift it up.

So funny. And these people refer to the rape and mutilation. I didn't. I heard a baby crying from over here. Was that you? No, not me. That's just how someone laughs. Okay, good.

I guess it came through the monitor. And these people refer to the rape and mutilation of Jewish Israelis as resistance instead of the savage barbarism that it was. This bitch is trying to make a salad and it's just like, God damn, Palestinians. I'm just trying to draw the alphabet in those fucking pal-like. You're foaming at the mouth.

Sorry. Waving an image of a slice of a slice of watermelon to a Jew, wherever they are in this world, is a threat. They just take everything. Threat only of diabetes. It's true. A terrifying promise.

It says from the river to the sea, it says globalize the intifada. It says resistance at all costs. At all costs. Yes, it says that. That's true. That's what it says. That's what a watermelon says to me.

I'll spend whatever money I need to to get a nice aluminum watermelon salad. Maybe not at all costs, but certainly by all means and by all rights. Yeah, it's legal. We're talking about buying a watermelon salad, right? If you don't know what that means, it means terror, death, and violence.

It means if you're a Jew, you need to watch your step because you're not safe anymore. I want to reclaim the watermelon I feel bad for that fucking watermelon when we reclaim shit I'm just they're just going to take a little piece of it first you know just right in the middle and two-slice solution

there we go thank you there we go thank you Go ahead. I want that image to represent summer heat, the start of summer vacation, a picnic at the beach, while the sweet, sticky juices drip down our arms.

I want to see it proudly on menus served with salty, crumbly, cheese, and mint. I want to see it on the walls of the kindergartens next to the letter Aleph so kids learn that the first letter of the Aleph people always remind them of Avatiyah. Isn't Aleph also the first letter in Arabic? Yes.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And bet is very close. Is it? Any Arabic speakers? Aleph and Bet? Yeah. There we go. And that's watermelon?

You took that from us too, huh? Unbelievable! Call it your own pet name. Yeah. I mean, just like the amount of references to sticky juices in this article is like it's like my stomach hurts a little bit. And just to be clear, this rant started because someone informed her that is like, oh, you know, Palestinians are using this as a symbol of resistance, you know, because, you know, historically it at one point became illegal to wave a Palestinian flag and the colors matched

and whatnot. And she's just like, these motherfuckers are ruining my sticky sweet treat. Filled with cheese from Bulgaria, I mean Israel. All I want is mint and watermelon and cheese and to have a wall of separation and to not think about deaths of children. And we can't. We can't. And it's not like watermelons are the only, like even let's say we sympathize with the palace.

Oh, it's illegal to wait. your own national flag. Oh, you'll get rounded up and administratively detained. You could have chosen some other food of those colors. You could have chosen

candy canes and black licorice. That's right. That's right. And no, you chose my favorite that starts with a letter A. Fuck you. I ran out of juice.

Now I'm going to have to choose apartheid. Yeah. Oh, that's a good first letter. Yeah. Yeah, there we go. I like it. I'm going to need to hand this up to you so I can go to the bathroom

so that I can make it through the end of the show. You got it. Let me read one more paragraph and we'll do that. Normally there's a commercial break. You guys don't know this. Well, you know there's a commercial break. But during that commercial break, I'm the only one that takes a bathroom break. That's right.

He goes every time, like clockwork. I guess I got my grandma's bladder. The rest of me looks more like my... Yeah. All right. Back to the artwork. I mean, actually, when she died, she gave her... to science and I...

Yeah. I think it has potential. It needs work. All right, back to the artwork. You're probably wondering what I did. I changed it. Because as much as it really bothered me to make that change,

I didn't want anyone to look at the artwork and think of Palestinian resistance. Yeah, or Palestinians at all. No, I wanted people to look at my ABC flag of Palestine. I wanted them to look at the borders and not think about Palestine at all. I wanted them to look at the,

the undivided, state of greater Israel and think of Palestinian non-resistance. That's right, exactly. I wanted the parents to see an educational poster and the kids to see the connection between our ancient holy language, you hear that, and the land we once called Judea but now proudly call Israel. You still call it Judea, idiot. When Israel isn't enough of a fucking, you know, isn't enough heroin, you add the fentanyl of...

Yeah, Judea and Samaria. That's that raw. Oh, we got to keep two more names. That connection is breakable and undeniable. I'm going to hand this off to you. Okay, yeah, yeah, I got it. I got it. And I'm going to read it slowly so he can piss. That connection is unbreakable and undeniable. Questions for you.

When you hear this article, what do you think about the I told you I was good at interviews so far when you're hearing this article when you hear Israelis speak in this particular way I mean have you had experience with talking to Israelis and realizing oh they they just do not care

about the existence of Palestinians whatsoever not so many Israelis but I have on occasion had to have a debate with American Zionists. Yeah. Is that fun? I think probably the worst, like the worst day of my

professional life was that due dissidence debate I did last summer with like Eli Lake. Oh my God. You met him? He's real? Do you guys know about Eli Lake? Oh, he's one of the worst. One of the worst. And that guy

I'm not doing it. He's like, he's one of the worst. I think he's like Greek. He's got like a I'll come up with his name in a second. You know it'll come to me in a second. But it was he was essentially the moderator and then it was Eli Lake another. A Greek

guy. A Greek guy was a moderator. He was among the worst. It wasn't obviously an even fair debate. Jesus. And their chief argument was you can't have a pluralistic equal society because unlike

Danes, Palestinians are Arabs and they're gonna always want to kill you so you can't like in this and then the audience starts cheering and clapping so it was fun yeah I mean it's it's very unpleasant debate debate with people who like feel entirely entitled to their racism in America you know you've knocked the edge off of racism everyone has to pretend that they're not fully like anti-black racist even Charlie Kirk you got to like dress it up but there's something about this particular context where people will go full gloves off yeah and like stare at you like you're the crazy one for not agreeing

and that obviously Danish people are safe and good and Arabs are dangerous and bad. I love Dane is such a weird pull. Yeah, well it's not an accident and I offer to them do you think that if you stole

the Danish people's lands they might have a different relationship with you interpersonally that didn't go over well in that particular audience no. I would never do that to the Danes. nor the fins. They should have built their Lego Castle stronger. You were back very

quickly. You came back very fast. I know, right? Wasn't that fast? I have questions. I want to see it. Is there a... You know, like a... No, go. No look at me, go.

It's a... It's a capacity issue. It's incredible. Or maybe it's a... huge capacity, but just an extremely powerful stream. I can't. It's a high-pressure hose. Literally, I can't even look at my phone. If I try to pee while looking at my phone, it won't go.

That's all my question is about. The women understand. Do you remember that article that found out that during COVID was the first time that men started washing their hands after the bathroom? Sorry, I'm sure you did. That was your question. I actually know I literally did. I can't say I have a perfect track record of that, but tonight I did. I'd be handed. No, I don't.

Oh, it's an Adam joke. Pete Higgs-Sense still doesn't. Shout out. I wash my hands after me. But you're just touching your dick, though. It's clean. Yeah. I mean, I wash my hands after that

because I don't want to have dirty hands when I then scratch my ass. Yeah, exactly. I wash my hands before I touch. I don't want to ruin it. Whose laptop is this? Which one of you? It's fine.

We will be shaking hands after the show. People ask me about my skincare routine. There you go. All right. People are enjoying this. You're loving it. Okay. So I went back to the drawing board,

but not for too long. It came to me like a flash. Like a light bulb. Literally went off in my brain. Jimmy, A lion. So I used a lion, an arieh, in Hebrew. Why? Because this war, this fight for our existence, is called rising lion. Was that the name of the Iran thing, or is that something to do with... That's a different lion.

Literally every military operation sounds like a condom brand. Rising lion. Cast lead. Protective edge. Trojan ribbed. No baby, nothing spilled. Huge load. The quote from Numbers 23-24 says, let me see how good my Hebrew is here.

Oh boy. Uchari Uchari You can just make it up Hidna Sheh Nobody knows Transl Yeah but this guy speaks

Arabic so it's probably identical Yeah So he knows Don't say anything Translation Behold The people shall rise up as a great lion And lift up himself as a young lion

A great lion and a young lion. A great lion and a young lion A real fuckable lion Nice and raised I'm sorry As much as I love watermelon And want to reclaim it for the delicious fruit that it is The lion will hopefully be a reminder to all of us

Children included That we are lions We will not back down And we will fight for our people Our country Our soldiers Our hostages and our nation wishing the return of our hostages

so this truly can be a sweet new year Shenatova and then there's a picture of it and then there's a line another line eating watermelon and after a while and then there's a bio

that's about the author which has a nice little touch to it it's a little subtle see if you can catch this Chavi Feldman has a degree in graphic design in advertising and works primarily as a music teacher

she has lived in Israel for more than two decades. Now, unless she's in her 20s and her picture does not seem to indicate that, I'm thinking she was born in, oh, Bulgaria? Oh, interesting. Which is already part of Israel. That's right.

They kale eat the cheese on their backs. And put it in watermelon. First people to ever do that. Oh, wow. So Daniel Mante actually hipped me to this account that I had no idea about. And I think he sent it to me multiple times. And I just was like, yeah, yeah, I'll look at it at some point. I looked at it today and I was like, oh, my God, a veritable treasure trove of fucking Zionist AI slop.

And I can't wait to show you guys this. This is from an account called CyberZionist. On Instagram. On Instagram, and I took a screen record of me just flipping through the various videos. Adam, can we show them some? Oh, wow. No, no, no, no. No.

No. No. Who must Rex? Cocheratos. Literally the thing. This is the most anti-Semitic shit I've ever seen. It's better. Oh my god.

Yes. Yes. Yes. Oh my God. Oh my God. No. Game of Jews. No.

June Snow. The world left my people home. That's so anti-Semitic. There's so much of the dinosaur. Oh God, oh God. No.

Rick and Morty. Nothing is safe. No idea. Steam Jew. I don't like that. It's too close to gas. Ju Jiu Jitsu. Kosheru Waska.

A sacred drink that unveils the path to contemplation. Oh, my God. We're going to show you more of that one. Let's touch every indigenous. That's fucking amazing. This account is incredible I like watching this

I was just if they like saw our Am Israel AI segment and we're like that's a good idea you you want to like give Candace Owens credit for shit but when she goes to sleep at night that's what she sees she sees

Hasidic Jews riding a dinosaur going like we killed Jesus dinosaurs are reed You know what I mean? Like that's fucking... I like it because there's also a slight implication It's like, you want to know how the dinosaurs really died? Yeah, it was a meteor.

Who planted the dinosaurs? Yeah, exactly. The Jews planted the dinosaurs. They planted the dinosaur bones. The schistosaurus. But it's just like there's just like an endless amount of cultural appropriation in there. And I mean that in the most base form, like as if a man. has a culture, and if it does, it's movies.

And they're like, oh, man, Game of Thrones needs more Jews in it. I'm going to make June snow, and I'm going to make the pirates, the Jewish pirates of the Caribbean. That I would actually watch, though. Like that, I would super watch Jewish Pirates. She loves all the Pirates. She made me watch all the Pirates movies. Wow, you don't have to put my business out there. Well, lucky I didn't talk about Despicable Me, your favorite,

fucking seriously. I love a minion. She loves minions. No, I just feel like when the water wars begin and we're all on our life rafts, we are going to fucking, the last people who deserve to live who get the rations

are people who did not use AI. Because imagine the fresh water that when you're like, what did you do? Show your, and then we compare the AI work. Well, I fed it. What if Jurassic Park but Zion is? Like, bitch, why didn't we kill you a long time ago?

We should have eaten you in March. Anyway. But yes, the last video you saw there that got the biggest grown was one that also got the biggest grown from Daniel. And he was like, we need to play that in full. Yeah, I think I need another drink to watch this. Someone want to go get me a... Hold on a second.

Oh, wow. Adam, can you stop? I can you just pause? It does not lead to illusions, but awakens... What are you drinking? What are you drinking? I'm just trying to give some. want a drink ticket to go get me a drink.

What do you want? Oh, that's nice. Thank you. I'll have the same rye that I had before, please. Oh, the ride. Oh, thank you. Look at this. This guy's a full-on adult.

He's just like, I can't do this podcast without another drink-y-drich-dunk. I was just looking for an opening, and I thought there was one. But, Matt, but Adam's still on the ball. That was awkward. How many years? Stop this show, I need a drink. 16 years clean and sober, thank you very. Matt has been 16 years.

When you were talking about the Israeli soldiers who were throwing fentanyl. I was just like, ooh. In my mind, I was just like... Booking flights to television. Yeah, I was like, scurry, scurry, scurry. To the nearest connescent boardroom. The last time Matt was in New York, he had a kidney stone. Yes, and so he, like, it ruined his whole trip.

I still made, I did the comedy show that night. It was incredible. Yes, he did. And he got, he went to the doctor. I mean, he got fentanyl for the pain. Yeah, I did. He calls me and he talk, and he was like, I didn't feel any. thing. Yeah, it's fucking sucks.

You're not supposed to. That's how painkiller works. It just takes the pain away. Yeah, I really hated having to actually need painkillers because you don't get high. You just are not in excruciating pain anymore. I was like, this fucking sucks. What's the point of being hurt

then? This is just net carbon zero. Yeah. I thought, like, oh, on the bright side of getting, you know, hit by a car, morphine time, you know. Anyways, let's play some slop, Adam, please. Zayahuasca.

A sacred drink that unveils the path to contemplation and inner peace. It does not lead to illusions, but awakens the soul, allowing one to perceive the design of the one creator in every moment of existence, enabling a Jew to merge with the rhythm of the world, tribe lives in harmony with nature, seeing in its flow the reflection of the will of the one their home open open lights rivers nourish the land and their labor continues the act of creation

but once every seven days that is amazing how the sun is it possible to scrub back to the big stonehead it is not possible to scrub back how life flows in still

native Israelis all right so I want to say something okay someone who has done ayahuasca in the jungles of Peru who in fact lost his marriage when his wife ran off with a Peruvian shaman Taylor's oldest time

and now has four kids with them and they live in the jungle somewhere I'll say more in some other context that was the marriage was fucked anyway that was just the way that was just a symptom not the cause not as fucked as that Peruvian shaman facts I'm sure they worked out right yeah oh always

they say always go with a shaman apparently they're doing just fine but I'm not in touch oh okay well good for that but what I'm going to say is this I've done maybe 40 or 50 ayahuasca ceremonies in my life hell yeah I don't maybe seem like a psychedelic new age

I've met God a lot I love that At the bottom of a puke bucket. And I'll say this. What disgusts me even more about this video is not just that they're appropriating Chippebo and Quechua, you know, indigenous medicinal culture,

which is truly a beautiful thing. Truly a remarkable, beautiful culture, okay? What disgusts me is that they're appropriating the culture of appropriation that we North Americans do to Shapibo and Quechua culture Like get your own thing to appropriate Don't appropriate our appropriation

They're appropriating appropriation They're appropriating like burning man And fucking our bullshit Wait wait wait wait wait that's another way of saying That that one kind of got you Right? Of all the ones you were like I was kind of tight though

It former me I just think all of this is so revelatory about how Israel doesn't have culture that's right yeah like it it it has to you know suck the blood and the life of other cultures it has to steal things for itself food and and and heritage and all this in that sense it's very american in that sense actually and in that sense it's why they love AI it's very colonial yes yes artificial inculturation exactly it's like we've always been here we're your nostalgia where your past where you're present and and it's fucked up because we you know collapse that into Jewish culture and it shouldn't be and they collapse it and Judaism is beautiful and has many different forms

and it comes from many different ethnic backgrounds and cultures and so the fact I mean I think when I became an anti-Zionist as a young anti-war organizer against the Iraq war sort of talking with my Jewish friends who are like just like explain to me the pain of being associated

with the state of Israel and how Jewishness and Judaism is so beautiful and so about justice and so about righteousness and It's so about liberation. And, like, I, like, I am not Jewish, but I felt that shit. I mean, to say nothing of what Palestinians go through and deal with. Right, yeah.

But, like, that, I think, is the biggest fucking, one of the biggest, the cultural wounds. Yeah, and it's a symptom. Like, when you see the AI, you're just like, oh, man, this is just this grasping for some sort of cultural relevance in a society that believes, like, basically life begins. and ends with how thick your Wikipedia page is. You know what I mean? With, like, how much you can say you contribute it. In this way that's, like, incredibly ethnocentric

and just incredibly racist, too, because it's just, like, it's not about, like, because, you know, Jews and I think every group of people, every nation, they all have their, you know, points of pride and whatnot. But the way it's done, you know, vis-a-vis Israel seems to be very much about like, I don't know,

consuming and consuming as much as possible. And it's, you know what it feels like? It feels like when Mormons are like, we're going to go to graves and baptize Jews. That's what it feels like, where they're just like, no, we're going to, now that get sorry. They do that? They do that?

Yeah, they did that to fucking Anne Frank. They baptized Anne Frank. And they're like, she's a Mormon now. And I was like, you guys go to hell. You guys, that's the most evil. shit. If any other religion did that. Right, well. With non-white people.

Yeah, I know. Tell me it. If Muslims went around doing that, are you fucking kidding me? Oh my God, yeah. But yeah, it is just crazy like watching it. We have more, a couple more that I really want to play. Guys, I'm sorry. Francesca, you said that's the most anti-Semitic shit that I've ever seen.

Okay, but she's hot. Oh, yes. All right. So this is called X Jews, which is an X-Men Mash up. That, he's already blue. The Jews must live in harmony with the world. No, Charles.

The Jews must rule the world so that no one can ever threaten us. Ex-Jews. That is one of the most intensely stupid things they've ever seen. Title alone. Ex-Jews sounds like former Jew. Or it just sounds like Jews on Twitter. Right, exactly. I get a lot of death threats from ex-Jews.

I feel like Beast is totally a liberal Zionist, though. Yeah, I probably is. Beast is like really smart about everything else. But it's like, you know, the Jewish people do deserve a homeowner. It should be exclusive. I'm progressive except Palestine. He really is. He's a pep.

He's a pep. But, yeah, no, also, I just, the reimagining of Charles Xavier and then I'm sorry but the Magneto thing I was like you're kind of on the money you are right and that Magneto would say that but I don't like that you did it you know what I mean

the fact that you did it makes me mad alone X-Men is like the one thing I'm nerdy about I don't know what it is maybe the cartoon came out of time where I fucking loved it. You were very horny Ben back then still are but it was a formative years for you I know everyone understands what I'm saying and everything's

cool. Why was why is X-Men horny all of a sudden? Well, because what are you talking about? I said I was a nerd for X-Men.

You're like, yeah, you were horny. I know, I mean, it is first of all, everyone's horny for rogue. I don't care who you are. Everyone's like, yeah, it would be rogue.

Yeah, Jubilee. No, but that's just upsetting. Like, if it were fucking Marvel, I wouldn't care. But like X-Men, I'm like, oh. Well, let's do one more that is nice and offensive and completely goes over the head

of the Zionist account creator who did not see it as offensive. Adam, roll Jewish bugs, please. Nano Zionists. Israeli insect-like micro-robots capable of flying at high speeds, crawling across any surface, and infiltrating even the most secure zones unnoticed.

Connected through a swarm intelligence network, they share data and make collective decisions in real time, controlled via an invisible visible neutrino-based communication channel that penetrates kilometers of concrete, these fully autonomous agents mark a new era in surveillance and security. The era of total transparency. How fucking, like, when I was watching that, I was like, yes, yes, please put out to the internet that what if Jews were a robotic hive mind?

Who can infiltrate anywhere? That's right, and they're only the size of one coin. Why? Are you making things unsafe for us, Zionists? But that's also the thing. Like, they talk about self-hating Jews as if we're so... You know, that's us?

Us. Us. You know, they... What can I say? They just want to imagine themselves as something. It's like, oh, that's us. That thing is us. They don't care if it's the Grim Reaper. They don't care if it's an ant.

They don't care if it's any... If it's a Green Reaper, it's like, oh, you've heard of him. That's right. We're famous. It's because he has clout. Yes, yes. That's right. Take anything with clout.

Yes. Anything with clout. And so it's like, ooh, you know, nanotechnology. What if that was Jews? And it's like, stop doing this. And that's why they keep stealing Palestinian water, but they never slake their fucking thirst. It's the thirstiest ass country in the world. Absolutely.

God damn. It's like one of these people. I was just like when you say stuff I'm like why do you have poetry and brain I love meeting a big brain man makes me I didn't hear

it's true quensters yeah what did we have a fucking copy editor here get the fuck out yeah all right fine I said that on the podcast sometimes but that was unnecessary sir yeah so we have one

One more piece of business. You know, we started the show with a land acknowledgement. We need to end the show with kind of a brand acknowledgement. Wow, that was good. Not bad, huh? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

You think you're watching at home and like it's all scripted and we've cut it and I'm not really coming up with this shit live. Fuck that. You're dealing with a real one. You're doing with a real one. And no. I want to hand it over to the real producer of Bad Asbara

Hey, it's me the mattee dick No, but so, you know, listen That one's going to be for me, yeah? Yes, it is. Yeah, well, when we try it up. So, look, how many Patreon members do we have here? Like, yeah?

And how many turncoat betrayers do we have here who have not subscribed to our Patreon. Sorry, I'm just kidding. No, no, no. We love you. We love you. We love you. Enjoy the free shit. All I'm saying is our Patreon episode

that comes out tomorrow will be 150. That'll be the number, like episode number 150. Okay? We've made it this far. It's unbelievable. You started this podcast. I didn't. I know.

It's amazing because I just did it because I was mad. I was mad at all my friends. What did I miss? I think it was the over-the-head handoff. It was the sight gag. That's how I do. Did you ever think the show would get to 150 episodes?

No, I hoped it wouldn't because I, you know, don't like doing it. But, no, I love it. No, it's just like it's such a dark subject and whatnot. And I, yeah, it was just one of those things where, when, you know, as Francesca said, when I wanted to do this years ago, I, um, I was like, well, this is such a niche subject matter, so the fact that people, you know, are kind of finally getting hip to what the fuck Zionism is, is like, you know, it's horrible that it takes all of this for it to happen, a fucking genocide for it to happen, but I'm glad people are, you know, getting, you know, at least some sort of reprieve from all this fucking nonsense. But here is the truth, folks. We couldn't have made it nearly this far without a very special group of people, okay?

And we need to acknowledge those people tonight. We need to pay homage and respect. That's right. Okay. And if you think we're talking about our fans... Nope. No, you're right. No, you're pigs.

No, but you're like, you know, in a nice way, you know. No, we're talking about the endless and endlessly inventive roster of Hasbarists that we roast on this podcast. Right. And just when we think we've run out, like, remember in the early, days we used to kind of pick one per episode. Yeah. There was a Henma Zieg episode and there was an Alon Levy episode and whatever. Daniel Ryan Spalding and on and on. And we just

figured we're going to run through the gamut of them maybe do a second episode on each one and then that'll be it. But there's new ones and they keep reinventing themselves. That's right. Like version updates. Yes. Yes. So we just felt that we couldn't end

our live show without paying proper tribute to them. And as Noah Titish be said, music is there to express our emotions, to give us solace in difficult times. That's right. And yeah, so we looked for

a way to do that. And they're going to do it through song. This is a very special one. It was inspired by someone who trolled us for a hating that we had Deborah Winger on. Actress Deborah Winger, from an officer and a gentleman, came on our podcast

and talked about stuff. And it was a great episode. A cool aunt. And yeah, she's fucking awesome. And someone trolled us saying how much she hated Deborah Winger in that it was, you know, she's an anti-Semite and all that. And it inspired us to write a song together based on the song from Officer and Hit Gentleman.

And this is kind of one of our first co-writes, right? That's right. We sort of co-wrote Ring of Fire. Yeah. But this is our first, like, so far you've been able to tell if it's a mad song or a Daniel's song, but we're starting to join forces and I'm excited about it. So without further ado, ladies and gentlemen, this is IDF officer and a gentleman.

We must occupy All I know is it's our home to steal That's right And the deed is signed by Adonites The road Is a long It's a long road There are people

quote unquote in our way but we'll climb that temple mount to a brighter day yeah hate lifts us up where we belong doing genocide

out of tribal pride yeah hate lifts us up where we belong replacing that golden dome with the statue of Galgadol. Oh. Some hang on to their old house key, allegedly, live their lives looking behind. behind. Don't look behind.

Sucks for them that it's our promised land. It's not our fault. The promise was ill-defined. Palford Declaration, look it up. They say we're wrong as they try to try us in the hay. Try me, motherfucker in the hay bitch. But they won't rain on our gay pride parade. No, because hate lifts us up where we belong.

Where I'm Israel's height is our race ride. Hate lifts us up where we belong. Yeah, it's surprise. messy, but we do it Jewishly. Shoot and cry. Do some war cries. Gaza must be mine. I can't look at her tonight.

Today! Obligatory court change. One, two, three, go. Hate lifts us up where we belong. We'll be free of down. of doubt as we wipe them out no fuck that too too hate lifts us up where we belong and if God's displeased he can suck on these nuts hate lifts us up where we belong baby shredder doing genocide out of tribal pride

hate lifts us up where we belong replacing that golden dome with the statue of Alcatore oh or a statue of Michael Rappaport or a statue of Eve Fartlow or a statue of John Lovitz or a statue of the other John Lovitz from the pot or the statue of Maimbi Alec Or a statue of Dustin Diamond who played Screech Or a statue of Well there's so many people to choose

Lots of people to choose But if we want to boil it down to its essentials And keep it really simple Why don't we just go all the way and do A statue of Hitler Ladies and gentlemen Thank you

Thank you so much Producer Adam Levin on the ones, twos, threes, and fours. Adam. Brianna Joy Gray, Jess Solomon. The staff at the gutter, tip your bartender, kiss your neighbor, love your children. Free Palestine. Free Palestine, we love you. Thank you for coming.

Thank you.