Bad Hasbara - The World's Most Moral Podcast - BONUS: Bad Hasbara Live in Los Angeles, with Pallavi Gunalan

Episode Date: June 2, 2026

A special presentation of the Bad Hasbara live show in Los Angeles, from April 12 of 2026. Matt, Daniel and guest Pallavi Gunalan talked over Olivia Reingold’s attempted run-up on Hasan, genocide’s least sympathetic “victims:” bummed out IDF soldiers, and Jonah Platt looking like he’s screen testing for the role of Kano in Mortal Kombat II.Please donate to Bridge of Solidarity: bit.ly/bridgeofsolidarityBad Hasbara Merch: https://estoymerchandise.com/collections/bad-hasbara-podcastSubscribe to the Patreon https://www.patreon.com/badhasbaraWhat’s The Spin playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/50JoIqCvlxL3QSNj2BsdURWhat’s The Spin Album List: https://bit.ly/whatsthespinlistSkad Skasbarska playlist: http://bit.ly/skadskasbarskaSubscribe/listen to Bad Hasbara wherever you get your podcasts.Substack https://substack.com/@badhasbaraSupport this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/bad-hasbara/donationsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

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and let's kick off Bad Hasbara Lai. Orange drones, Micro cameras, us, Talk to sound like us. Both I want my own life. As far as less. What's up, everybody? Hello, Los Angeles.

Welcome to Bad Hasbara Live, everyone. The world's most moral live podcast. My name is Matt Leib. I will be your most moral co-host for this podcast. And I guess that must make me, Daniel Mante, your other world's moral co-host. Very happy to be here out on the West Coast with you. That's right.

Crazy Piggies. Hello. Hello, everyone. Thank you for selling out Scribble. We did it. We sold out Scribble. Can you stay standing for the rest of the show? I just want to, I just... He looks up to me.

I've been dreaming of this view. Yeah. I'm very tall. For those of you who did not know that, this is... Am I taller than you imagined in person? I know it's overwhelming. We are... We are a visual joke, and I love it.

This is something the... viewing audience and the listening audience, they don't get. That's right. You guys are very special to watch the height difference between me and my best friend here. I love it. Guys, give us a round of applause for being here. Why? And suddenly we're a little more equal. That's right. Yeah. Thank you guys for coming out to the show. We put this on, A few months ago, this went on sale and sold out...

A few months ago. A few months ago. And I was a little bit nervous because I was like, well, certainly three months is a long time. Most of the people will forget that they bought tickets. Or change their minds. Or yeah. Or just... Come to their senses.

Yeah. Maybe you guys are like, listen to a few more episodes. And you're like, you know, they kind of are anti-Semitic. And I am happy to report that only... They're more anti-Semitic. Semitic than they strictly need to be. That's right. It's like they're doing it to drive me away. And I am happy to report that only 30% of people thought that. So give yourselves a round of applause to the 70%. We're still waiting on a few more people to walk in. Hopefully they

walk in in the middle because they have a change of heart and they decide we aren't the antisemitic. But we are very, very happy to be here. Thank you, L.A. for being so warm and cuddly. We love you guys. What else you have to say these guys? Well, shout out to producer Adam Levin. Shout out to producer. On the ones and twos back there. On the ones in twos.

You'll be hearing from him literally as the show goes on. That's right. How has your trip to L.A. been? I've been having a great time so far. I took the train down from Vancouver. Hell yeah. And so I got to enjoy the whole, you know, West Coast plot arc as the Cascades become the Central Valley.

And it was beautiful. There is a train? There's an Amtrak train from Seattle. It goes all the way down? It goes all the way down. How many, was it like this bullet train? It goes like three hours in you're here? What is this? China?

No, it's a good 35 hours from Vancouver. 35 hours from Vancouver. Can you guys, can you give it up for America real quick? Yeah. I love it. America, the land of the free, home of the brave land where we just said, fuck trains. Everyone else can do it.

We're going to make everybody drop. a Tesla. So give Elon Musk his props he deserves. Yeah. Oh, is this an anti-Musk crowd? What am I here with a bunch of communists?

I did not expect that at Scribble. Why don't you all just get out and get in your non-Tesla vehicles? That's right. Go somewhere where the hosts are not huge Elon Musk fans. That's right. We love Elon here. But you ask me a question.

about how LA's been. Yeah. I loved it. Some pretty, you know, torrential rain this morning. Yeah, that was weird. That was crazy. That felt like...

I love that you showed up and it rained once. It was beautifully, perfectly sunny in the Pacific Northwest and I come down here and it's pissing rain. God was like Daniel's coming. We're going to fuck this up.

But, you know, Highland Park in particular, anyone live in this neighborhood? Or roughly, yeah. I love it, you know. Had lunch at Joy, the Taiwanese place. Went to our... Royal Records, which was a very dangerous spot for me.

And then checked out Barcade down the road. I thought Barcade was a Brooklyn thing. Apparently you guys had Barcade here too. Of course we do. It's L.A. baby. We got all the same shit Brooklyn has. Except for trains. We don't. We have them. We have a metro.

And competent mayors. Yeah, that's true. Yeah, we don't have any of your socialist mayor bullshit. You know, we got Karen Bass, the number one best mayor who's ever existed. I love her, dude. All about that bass. I'm all about that bass.

Not that bass. No trouble. So I went to Barcade before the show, and I thought I had more time than I did. Or maybe I thought I wasn't as good at Tetris as I am, because I got a long way on one quarter. And then I played a game of Bubba Bobble, and I got a long way on that quarter. I only play old school video games.

Which means I ended up with a bunch of tokens, which is great because I'm on stage with, we're going to be a bunch of tokens everywhere we go. You got two tokens right here, baby. But I actually have a pocket full of tokens to give, like a barcade tokens, because I'm not going to be able to use them. To anyone in this crowd who can correctly guess which Hasbarist I'm thinking of based on a particular game that I saw at this barcade, a game so classic I'd forgotten that it existed. First person to shout out the full name of the Hasbarist, who we will be talking about later,

based on this photograph, gets my pocket full of tokens. Adam, hit it. I heard it right here. Right here. First guy. First guy. Give him the tokens. Can you believe there's a video game about being a bartender? I love this. Just the image right now of just a Jew with gold coins in his pocket. Whoever guesses wins the gold. You're like a walking stereotype.

It's actually called gold-pressed. Latinem. Oh, okay. That's the Ferengi term. Is it? I did not know that. This guy's always full of that Star Trek shit. I don't know.

More of an expanse guy. But you also, you took the train. And because of that, I think you decided to make this particular spin special. So I want to ask you in front of L.A. Yeah, man. What's the spin? Are you guys ready for, are you ready for an unskippable spin? You know what?

Great? On our last episode. The one from last week, who did we have on? I don't remember. Everything's a blur. Yeah, yeah. No, it was Mary Huland. Yeah, that's right.

Ron Cheney, the guy who in every YouTube comment section, was like, to skip the spin, here is the timestamp. To skip it. He said, to watch the spin, and he gave the time spin for the beginning of it. I love that. He said it was a Passover miracle. Oh, I love that. That's so sweet.

Anyway, yeah, I just chose a few. I don't have the records with me, but I do have them in my collection. These are train-related. So, number one, we got The Clash, London, Colin, train and vein, which I always thought the song was called Stand by Me or whatever the chorus goes, but it's, you know, train of vain.

Bam, bam, bam. John Cole Train with Blue Train. That one makes sense, of course. A little jazz. Because his last name got Train in it. That's right. Yusuf Islam, not to dead name the guy, Cat Stevens.

Teaser in the Fire Cat, of course, has the album Peace Train. Everyone should get aboard the Peace, train, Ua, Iya'u, unless Iran doesn't open the Strait of Hormuz in which everyone needs to get on

the destroy a great civilization track. That's right. War train. War train. Public enemy, Apocalypse 91. The enemy strikes black

with the song Night Train, of course. Indigo Girl Swampophilia has a song called This Train Revised, which is about actually Holocaust cattle cars with gypsies, queers, and David Starr. That's a lyric.

So they're including a lot of people. That's a fun train song. It's a fun print song, and it's anti-Semitic. It's anti-Semitic to include any other kind of star in that than the yellow one. That's right. That Holocaust is not for you to include yourself in. That's right. Okay. Atlanta lesbians.

And finally, actually Athens. They're not from Atlanta. They're from Athens. Thank you for that correction. Yeah. Anything that elongates the spin. You got it. Let me elongate it by one more.

This is the last one. Megadeth, their album, Euthanasia. I was listening to the episode you guys did with Troy Bond the other day. Patreon Piggy's in the house? Hey! So, you know, it was a great episode about sperm retrieval in the IDF and all kinds of stuff. We did a whole cum-filled episode. If you're not a patron, patreon.com slash bad as farra join for 30 minutes on cum.

Go ahead. And Troy, in the middle of it, for some reason, he does great impressions. He did a David Letterman and Paul Schaefer. And I remembered that Megadeth once did their... single from this album, Train of Consequences, on David Letterman, and Paul Schaefer played harmonica with them. Oh. So if you ever want to see Paul Schaefer play harmonica with Dave Mustaine and Megada,

check that out on YouTube. That's the spin. I love it. That's what's spinning in the Matt Day household. I didn't know that Paul Schaefer, does he tour with them playing on the harmonica? No, I mean, they're like spinal tap every time they hire a harmonica player. Someone dies, yeah, that's fair. Before we move on to introduce our guests,

we have a little bit of a before the guest segment that I want to do with you guys. As you guys know, Israel invented everything. And one of the things that they really are at their apex of inventing is stories about how they themselves are actually the number one victims of the genocide that they were currently perpetrating. on the Palestinians.

Look, anyone can shoot. It doesn't take a genius to shoot. To pull a trigger, it's like fucking anyone. And crying, every guilt. That's a skill. That's right. But to shoot and cry? At the same time, simultaneously, that is distinctly Israeli.

They have invented a way of doing it, that only they can. And they're doing it now through a documentary that is, I shit you not, called I cried in Gaza. And it's about... It's about the emotional healing journey of Israel's female combat soldiers. Because women feel things deeply. That's right. And actually, I think the premise of the film is that they haven't sent women into combat roles in many a war.

Right. And now they have, and so they're tracking to see, well, how are our girls doing? Do the girls feel bad about it? Yeah. Can we somehow take their vulnerability, put it on the way, world stage and use it to justify more cluster bombs. Certainly we can use their tears as fuel for more has bar. That's right.

So this is a clip from... Believe women. Yes. Oh God. Jesus. This is a clip from a trailer. More like bereave women. Yes.

10 out of 10. If they're Palestinian. 8 out of 10. This is a clip from a trailer that they put out themselves of this film. and we've got some AI dubs over it for those you. But we didn't, we promise you this is a faithful translation and faithful. Yeah, yeah, it is. That there's no bit in how we translate it.

No, no, we just want to show you the trailer, just to show it to you. It's something I can't put into words. It sort of feels like there's a black liquid in your heart that seeps everywhere. I don't eat at all. I barely sleep. I mean, it's sort of a weird way to describe being Jewish, the black liquid thing, but I guess I can relate. I love that the AI dub voice is not at all matching the tone of the thing it's talking about.

The accent, but not the cadence. Right, it's just like, I was thinking of killing myself, and every night I go to sleep crying. And that is... That's what happens when you take, you know, heart-wrenching first-person soldier testimonials, even you put it through the galgabot. Calel, no. My level of functioning is very low. That was beforehand, though.

Her level of functioning was low before she shot all those people. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I can barely do simple tasks. Everything is tasteless. Everything is tasteless. Starting with this fucking documentary. The genre.

So right here, this, I feel extremely low. I mean, isn't this like a still from a Matt Lieb satire video of the liberal Zionist going to bed with the plushy? I'm bad now. Oh, yeah. Only alone. I feel like I'm alone with my feelings. And there are faces that stayed with me.

Either of... Of who? Very young soldiers I looked at and said, okay, it's a kid. It's a kid. There are kids in Gaza? That's tragic. Just 28 years old.

I came back from reserve service messed up. All right, that is the trailer for I Cried in the Cros. It's not really the trailer. It's just a clip that we made into a trailer, right? No, that's the actual trailer. That's the worst trailer I've ever seen. It really, but it gives you everything that you need. That's true.

It gives you beautiful girls crying. What more could you want? Someone to blame. Yeah, not a single mention. of a Palestinian in the entire trailer. Also, the only mention of a kid is her referring to an Israeli soldier. That is, it's great.

And I love this, you know, type. I looked over at my commanding officer. He was only 11 years old. He was only, yeah, that's right. And he just said, do pupew on the bad man. And I said, okay, you know, I respect the chain of command. And this particular genre is obviously really disturbing to anyone who views Palestinians as human beings.

But it's venerable. It's been going on forever. I mean, you remember Goldemir talking about we can forgive them for killing our sons. We can never forgive them for making us kill theirs. So that's what the shooting and crying used to be, crying about the bad things we had to do. Yeah, past tense. Past tense. Yeah. And this continues until today.

so here's an article from Ha'arets. We'll come back to the documentary in a second, but just to sort of show you the continuity of this. I saw the bodies of children. Okay, we're talking about bodies. I mean, this is, you know, anti-Semitic rag. Ha'Aretz, after all. That's right.

They're going to mention war crimes sometimes. Moral injury and mental strain breaking IDF soldiers. There was a more recent article. I don't think we have it, but in Haarits, about like, IDF soldiers come back with brain injuries. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That one was hard to read. Because I was like...

How could they tell? What's that? Yes, how can you tell? My son came back acting all Israeli. Yeah, my son... I looked at him in the face and I could recognize him. It was terrible. He came...

I could absolutely recognize him. He came home in short pants, taking Molly and dancing to side trans. And I said, what has become of my beautiful boy? Yeah, no, that article was a hard one, but this one is pretty insane as well. All right, so for Benny, a Naha Brigade sniper, changing roles is no longer enough. The wound he describes is already too big.

It has penetrated very deep. It started out two months ago, he testifies. Every day we have the same mission to secure the humanitarian aid in the Northern Gaza Strip, by which I assume he means to protect the humanitarian aid from the human beings it's meant for. Right, right, right, right. secure it and just lock it down

and make sure no one disturbs that aid while it spoils in the sun. Exactly. You got to protect it from people who need it to survive. Yeah. I get it. His and his friend's day begins at three, and by the way, this kid is bravely and honestly testifying about some of the things he did and things

he was commanded to do. We're not making fun of him or his trauma, exactly, but this whole fucking genre. Right. Begins, was that unnecessary earnestness? I like it. I like when you sometimes do that because it makes me go like, okay, and now let's fucking rip this motherfucker apart.

I'm just waiting for the anti-Semitism monitor at the back to kindly exit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then we can get, yeah. Thank you, sir, you can go and then I'll really unleash the fucking, yeah. Accompanied by drones and armored forces. Accompanied by droids. They set up a sniper position and wait to secure humanitarian aid. According to him,

between 7.30 and 8.30 a.m., the trucks arrive and begin to unload their content. Meanwhile, the residents try to move forward to get a good spot in line, but there's a line in front of them that they don't notice. A line that if they close it, I can shoot them. Then he explains. It's like a game of cat and mouse. You remember those episodes when Tom starves Jerry?

Yeah, for like months and months and months. And then sets up some cheese. Some cheese with like a big sign saying, come and get cheese under international law. Jerry would cross an invisible line, and then Tom would snipe him in the head. And Jerry would have no recourse to having a hilarious revenge on Tom. Yeah, it was, I love cartoons. Yeah, but da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da.

That's all, folks. They try to come from a different direction every time, and I'm there with the sniper rifle, and the officers are yelling at me, take him down, take him down. I fire 50 to 60 bullets every day. I've stopped counting kills. no idea how many I've killed a lot. Never stopped counting those bullets, though. Yeah, right. Counting the bullets, not the

hitting of the children. Yeah. Fun. He never, he says there have been many times when he did not want to shoot, but he felt he had no choice. He was forced, threatened. The battalion commander would yell over the radio. Why aren't you taking them down? They are heading our way. This is dangerous. He gives an example of the pressure vice. The sense is that we are being positioned in an impossible

situation and no one had prepared us for this. The officers do not care if children die. They also do not care what it does to my soul. To them, I am just another tool. Yeah, I got to be honest with you, it's really hard for me to empathize with people who are literally holding a gun and

going, I have no choice. The guy in the radio is going to be mad at me if I don't start shooting. Look, I understand there are a lot of people out there who have the thing inside them that makes them feel empathy for people, but I can't. I don't got it.

I don't have it. I want to get some empathy training from the Mate family sometimes, because I feel like you guys know about trauma, and sometimes I'm just like, some people deserve a horrible debt. Yeah, I'm not going to comment on the Matthew family and empathy right now. Oh, that's right. That's fair. That's fair.

Yeah, but I will say my lack of empathy zooms out a little bit to the newspaper and the society that wants to believe that this is a moral reckoning. An article like this is us really dealing with the implications of what we're doing. And it always and only goes up to the level of either how it makes us feel or how it makes us look to the world.

Not who we're being, unless you know, people like Gideon Levy, Amira Haas, these are rare reporters in a place like a arts who are going to say something about the actual moral injury not just the... See, the thing is, it's not just the moral injury, it's the moral crime, it's the moral outrage,

it's the moral sin, it's the things that a nice Haaret's profile about soldiers' feelings can't wipe away. Right. You know? I just feel like it's like, I read something like this

and I think about just the exact same articles coming out of Nazi Germany, you know, like where people are like, you know, these Nazis are really having a tough time doing this whole Holocaust thing. And I just can't, especially because it's like,

At this point, to even get Israel as a society to admit they're doing a genocide has been almost impossible. And now, as it's being more and more, like, obvious that this is, you know, every human rights organization is agreeing. They're like, okay, we need to put out a documentary as fast as possible about how, yes, there is a genocide. And we ourselves are the victims of it. Like being the first in line to take victimhood from the actual victims is, I mean, I don't know, I just feel half-stroked out when I read it. Fair enough. Yeah.

Genocide sucks, especially when you're doing it. Yeah, yeah. I get it. It's like, it's a living or whatnot, or, you know, or it's a dying, whatever you want to call it. But I think it's to the outsider perspective, and I think this is one of the things that we do a lot on the show is, like, I feel like the outsider, outside perspective, outside of Israel, outside of this world of just believing in every bit of Zionist content. Everyone else looks at this and goes like, man, this feels pretty tasteless. And it's not quite obvious to a lot of like sort of like the institutional media maybe. they're still somehow so out of touch

that they have conferences where people are like, maybe we should just buy TikTok and then no one will see the death anymore and it's, so this is just to put it in perspective, here's a few more different posters from this exact same genre of movie. So first we of course

have I cried in Gaza but what about something like I sharded in Sarajevo? Or I puked. Or is messy, that's the tagline. Right. Or I puked while invading Poland. I sobbed in Subibor. I got the ick in Darfur. I got bubble guts at Bergen-Belsen. Me got naked in Northern Ireland. I had an IBS flare-up while implementing the final solution.

I am the victim of genocide technically. And I cried with my little eyes, something. that starts with a G. And finally, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me. Beaker is really a no tour, you know? Yeah, that's right. Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me. Did you know if Beaker was Israeli?

Oh, that makes sense. He's the guy who invented the cherry tomatoes. He's the one. Dr. Bunsen Honey Jew. Only you would know enough Muppets by name to be able to pun off of it. Am I the only one in the room? Do you guys know who Dr. Bunsen Honeyd

is, come on. You're all lying. You're all lying. You do the same thing during the spin. You pretend you know all this music. You don't know it. You're just like me. All right.

So we're all going to go see this movie together, right? Everyone. We're very much going to enjoy it. Every film festival. Yeah. Hopefully it'll be Israel's submission to the Oscars next year. Oh, yeah. And it'll win.

But guys, it is time to introduce our guests. We are very excited to bring this one. wonderful guest. She is someone who's actually been on the show before. She is a hilarious stand-up comedian. Start clapping right now. Start clapping for Polavi Ghanali.

Waldorf. Who? You know, female IDF soldiers crying, you know what I call that? What? Bozy when it's weird. James in the back. Matt, when you told me we were going to have a Pahlavi on the show,

I was thinking of someone else given, you know, the current international. Oh, I'm going to take over Iran. Don't worry about it. I don't care if it's spelled slightly different. They're calling, I'm coming. Okay. So you're a deposed monarch. Yeah.

That's, yeah, I am a second sibling. That's right. That's right. So good to have you here. Thank you so much for coming. Thank you for having me. Yeah. This is, it's wonderful to see you in person, not on Zoom.

Yeah, I'm having a range of emotion. after watching the intro. Jerry, rage, anger, all of those emotions. And envy, come on. Envy, yeah, I'm really, I am jealous. And glutton? Sorry, I'm doing seven deadly sins. He said he was hungry before the show.

I have not eaten yet. If anyone has some pizza, can you throw it down my gullet? Feed you like a bird? Yeah, please feed me like a bird. Can somebody mom a bird, baby bird him right now? Please vomit her in my mouth. That's what Francesca does every night. Every night.

I love the delicious cud. So how are you doing? How's your day been? It's been good. I've been all right. Do you believe Israel's the right to exist? For the purpose of this podcast to exist. Damn, good answer.

And that alone. And that alone. Israel has an obligation to exist. Yeah, otherwise. The purpose of this podcast. Otherwise, what am I going to do? Just do a fucking madman rewatch podcast? my favorite fucking thing.

But we'll be coming back to the, I mean, we'll be coming back to the question of right to exist later. Thank you for not asking us what we meant by right to exist because we might have had to get very nasty with you about that kind of thing.

But we'll get to that later. I assume as a fascist state, I assume that's what you meant. Right, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Israel's a fascist. Obviously. I thought all states were fascist at this point. Look, if you don't love me

at my most fascist, then you don't deserve me at my most democratic. That's right. That's so true. Marilyn Monroe. Yeah, she did say that. She was a fucking oddball,

I'll tell you. Fucking Jewish oddball. Yeah. Is she? Why'd you guys get silent? Wasn't Marilyn Monroe Jewish? Wasn't she a crypto Jew? No?

What is it crypto Jew? And why does that come back to money? That's a Jew on the blockchain. What are you trying to say? I love that. I thought I heard that Marilyn Monroe was secretly Jewish. No, she dated Arthur Miller. Yeah.

She converted? Are you serious? Marilyn Monroe, us? Oh, yeah, don't? That's two hot Jews. We got Natalie Portman and we got Marilyn. Natalie's hot.

I mean, she's kind of Zio, though, right? I think she's less. She's less so than you'd think. You're too horny, Matt. I am horny. There's like an amount of... You can correct for the fact that she was born there. She's less...

you think. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because, like, she was going to get an... She was born this way. No, she was going to get some sort of award, and she turned it down because... I think she did, like, the... Because Netanyahu, bad, whatnot. But, like, she was an attack of the clones, you know?

I never saw it. Which side? Which side? Pro clones. What do you think? No, she's... She's great. Here's the thing. I don't know enough about Natalie Portman's politics in order to denigrate her. So I will say in absence of any information.

You can't say. Natalie Portman for life. But she is a white woman, so I can say whatever I want about her. That's true. That is true. She is white. Rank pulled. Hell yeah.

But Apollo, if you wanted to ask, are Jews really white? Are Jews white? Are my, am I white? I think Italians are people of common. So, Ariana Grande proved that several times over. That's true. That's true. She was race swapping like an animorph.

It was... She's white now. She's back to white. Is she back? Yeah. For her. Yeah. That's nice for her.

Yeah. She boobranged all the way around. You know, because Francesca's half Italian. Yeah. And I always tell her all the time she's not white. You tell her she's not white? Yeah. With what slur?

Well, she's also half Chinese, so it depends on how I'm feeling. Kidding, jokes, we're having fun. I love my wife. She's in Brazil right now. That's just true. I don't know why I... Stop doxing your wife. Yeah. San Paolo.

Go find her. I don't want her hanging out with a bunch of Brazilians speaking that Portuguese. Disgusting language. I'm just kidding. I don't know what I'm doing. Me gonna found. Shut up. So...

Are you familiar? We're moving on to. Speaking of white people, because you don't think Jews are white. Big problematic, but, you know, that's fine. It's kind of a big yikes from me. Well, I only think that because I don't think you dance well, but that's the only reason.

That is racist on your side. What we're about to demonstrate to you in our next segment, Balevi, is that Jews, we can be anything we we damn well want to be. We can be anything we imagine ourselves to be. We're everywhere. We are in everything.

Everything refers to us. Everything is us. Everything us. Imagine all the Jewish. Imagine all the Jewish. I was trying to make it fit. It didn't work. One of us tried that during COVID.

The video did not go well. They actually cut Matt out of it. That's right. I was doing too many voices. You just brought me back, Pahl of me, to seventh grade when class bully Mark Mitchell. Fuck you, Mark, Mr. You remember first and last name. Oh, yeah.

Mark Mitchell. I love that. I also remember all my boys' names. Mark Mitchell. Fuck you, Daniel Terra Nova. Fuck you, Mike Nichol. Wait. He turned around in his seat. He said, Daniel.

Daniel. Are you a Jewish? Are you a Jewish? Daniel. Daniel. Daniel, he called me. Daniel. Daniel.

My mom. And then he told me to go back to Israel. Oh, shit. I didn't know that actually existed. Oh, yeah. That's crazy. Okay, well, now I mean Israel. I didn't know Israel actually existed.

Yeah, I had no idea. My mom, so I had a Jewish boyfriend, and my mom was trying to, I guess, break the ice with him. Oh, yes. She goes. As long as she wasn't trying to break the glass. Yeah. Oh, God.

Yeah. And it, like, got really, like, quiet. She was like, you are, you are. you are of the Jew I don't think you're allowed to say that I try to follow the ancient spiritual tenant that you should be in the Jew not of it That's right

That's right Especially when Matt and I are hanging out alone That's right You gotta be all in the Jew Speaking of being in the Jew That was not a real segue Sounds like in the paint No we need to talk

about something that we're very good at as a people. And that is artificial intelligence. Are you talking about comedians? I thought about all Jews. Oh, okay. No, we, so we're about to do our favorite segment, or my favorite segment at least.

Guys, it's time for... It's time for... Israel. A. I... Oh, my God. A lion with the... Oh, what? And a picture of...

That was a real picture. Hamas is an octopus or a ball. I'm Israel Pai. I'm Israel. They hide. Israel. Hey, hi. That is crazy.

You know that meme of like the woman at her computer and there's a baby burning? That's like Matt when he's like, hold on. I got to do my songs, child. It's true because I literally have a child on fire. No, I do love. I do love showing everyone my bumpers. It's so fun. It's one of the joys I have of this podcast

is creating a new bumper for all of you out there. Half of the time, y'all don't even like it. You're just like, ah, he's having fun. Every bumper is my what's the spin, you know? Yeah. I'm like, this is for me and me only. I'm just kidding. We want to talk about one particular AI content creator.

He is a Zionist. We don't know where he's from. He is someone. I need to stress this. He is pro-Jewish and pro-Israel. You need to know that because a lot of his content, and to the naked eye, you would be like, does this guy hate Jews?

Okay, this sounds like you're describing an Indian person. Honestly, based on what I've seen in WhatsApp groups and the internet. You know what? This is a working theory. I think you might not be wrong. We're going to play some videos. It's actually a very plausible. Yeah, isn't it plausible?

It explains the fervent but completely tone-deaf attempt at being pro-Jewish? Yes. Yes. That easily shades into like very negative stereotypes. Yes. This is Cyber Zionist. This is Cyber Zionist, okay? And so the first video is...

Oh my. Oh my. ...was built not only for tourism and the demonstration of technological power. It's true purpose. They were! All right. So... A jellyfish?

They're Jewish? Off to a great start. Because we start off with a Hasidic Jew on a shark, riding the shark down. That's a very popular Donkey Kong level, by the way. Yeah. Yeah. And then the, yeah, they had to keep us. This is pass under.

Yeah. Solid seven. Solid seven. All right. Let's keep us go. It's hidden in the depths of the sea. According to Levin. That's a fucking Navi.

That's a Navi. Keep going. They're the descendants of one of the lost tribes of Israel, who thousands of years ago mystically adapted to life underwater. That's Mormonism. Those are the golden tablets for sure. Their faith has remained unshaped. What is this?

They continue to keep the covenant of their ancestors. Oh, it's a... Starfish Megan David! Megan Fish! Megan fish and speak in ancient Hebrew encoded into

ultrasonic vibrations beyond the region That's a fuckable swamp thing That was a fuckable swamp thing And oh shit Gapelta fish That's a parochial school of fish That's a shul of fish

This is not merely a settlement It's a good thing that school Didn't have the Palestinian flag on it Or they'd be That's right Then they'd be drowning, I suppose. Between the surface and the abyss. From the sea to the sea, Israel is a key.

Between Israel and it's underwater. Oh, I know that, that's, that's Mermanides. Wow. That's Mermonities, the ancient sage. I don't understand why they have the, all right. Wait, I think I'm, I'm like, I want to be Jewish. It's working then. I think this is what they showed Marilyn Monroe.

Wait, but maybe this only works on other salvation people. Because I look at this and I'm like, come on. I want to fucking be in Atlanta. It's awesome. Well, then support the state of Israel. Is that a coy fish or a goyfish? Oh, my God. Beautiful.

Beautiful. Beautiful. We love ending a segment with, oh. Sometimes a pun is like that, though. Yeah. You're just like, fuck, yeah. When I hear a really good pun, I go, that's what's up. It's true.

Oh, fuck. I love cyber Zionists. I love that, too, because the idea of just starting Israel but under the ocean. I mean. I don't understand what they were narrating. Look, it's Atlantis. They're cosplaying. They're creating like fan fiction, basically.

What if Jews were the main? characters in every legend. You want to take the land and the sea. It's what they're saying. We're reclaiming Leviathan squid with this video. I mean, look, if it's true that maybe this is incentive, like maybe it wouldn't be so bad if the Palestinians pushed us into the sea because clearly we got...

That's right. It all worked out. We got work to do down there. They're trying to drive us into the sea. It's like, why? So you can make your own Atlanta? It actually, watching that, I was a little wistful. I'm like, what if Zionism had said it?

on the deepest reaches of the ocean that no human being can ever get to. That would have been, that would have made for a nicer century, I think. Yeah, I agree. If Herzl had been like, you know, we need a, you know. The UN is like, yeah, go down there. Yeah, go down there, yeah. It's Uganda or Atlanta. Yeah.

There's, speaking of cyber Zionists, taking over other people's legends and making them Jewish, you guys are really going to love this next one. Lord of the Holy Land. Oh my God, no. No. Oh. You shall not pass any law that gives Arabs equal rights. Torah.

One does not simply. You have my Torah scroll. What about second genocide? Make everyone Jewish. Wait, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. Can you go back there, Adam? We need to hear what Boromir, the trustworthy, just said. This is so crazy.

Just go back five seconds. Yep. One does not simply not make everyone Jewish. What? What? I thought that's the whole thing. One does not simply make everyone not, not basically saying one does not simply refuse to convert the entire world by force. Yeah.

That is, uh, yeah. All right, so we got some. I'm really stuck on the Jew end. Going on there. We do genocide very slowly. It was promised to me 3,000 years ago. Hold on a second. They didn't have to change him a bit.

He's Goyam, not Gaw. That's right. But before that, we had Sauron's voice saying, You might not have heard it. The ring was promised to me 3,000 years ago. Yeah. Yeah. Now, I found a ring that said Netanyahu buried.

Buried under this, buried under the shire. And this is the incoherency of this. It's not even that they've decided to make the heroic character Jewish. That's, everybody. Everybody's Jewish. It's just about inserting more ju-ju-ju-ju-ju-ju into everything. Yeah, which, I mean, look, I don't know who this content is for other than this podcast. Yeah.

What if Cyber Zionist is just a bad Hasbro? That would be so... Is it one of you? Yeah, who in here is... Come on! One of you is Cyber Zionist. This is incredible. Oh, my God.

To Hebrew school them all. Wow. I didn't know that they could make Lord of the Rings wider. Yeah, they found the way. They found a way. They're like, how... They took away all of the Orphers. It's too bad.

It was right. I loved it, but it was racist. They should have included the Urukhae. My fighting Urukhae. Chai, yeah. With the C.H. Oh, not again. This is Matt's favorite one.

This is Matt's favorite one. Yeah, so he does a series of what I can only describe as what if Jews were robot bugs videos. And I think it's a compliment. I think he thinks this is cool. I think he's like, you know what everyone will like is little Israeli nanopods. If you listen to the narration, it's like,

Israeli or, you know, nano-Zionist bugs can infiltrate your home and steal anything and manipulate any world government. I mean, it's really depicting these insects as all-powerful world hackers and control. Do you think they watch the Am I the Baddy's sketch and don't get it? A hundred percent.

I think you should describe the insects. entire state of Israel. They're like, this is evil and I love it. It's very Israeli because any reference to them is a win. It's like, oh, we exist. Yeah. Yeah. If you're being referred to, if you're

No such thing is bad news. Yeah. That's crazy. I mean, by that logic Der Sturmer was a very pro-Jurish rat. That's a good point. Representation matters. Representation matters. Let's watch those bugs.

Okay. I don't like you. to Jewish nano-Zionist robots can infiltrate virtually anywhere. Electronic systems, secured facilities, or even the human body. Penetrating places where conventional technologies cannot reach, they collect... The jizz returners getting in the human body. They're the ones taking the jizz from the soldiers. Someone's got to do it.

That is a vaguely testicular surface. Why doesn't it have a hat? There's something a little scrotal going. on there. I love it. Make an animal but give him a pedo.

What's the chabot? Go back. Wait. Why did Batman exist in the bug world? Because it needs that Morgan Freeman with all of the

screens, the surveillance state, Palantier. That is so crazy. Oh my good God. I feel like nobody show this to Candace Owens. Are you fucking

kidding, this all came from a Candace, like, they hooked something up to Candice Owens' hippocampus and took, they downloaded the contents of her nightly dreams. From when she tried, Ty traveled to a pod prompt.

That way, wait. They have her hooked up right now. She's, her mind is generating this. All of them attached to one, like, mind that is so anti-Semitic. Yeah, they're doing a hive mind thing. Oh my God. Yeah, yeah. We showed all this to you.

I mean, it's a stupid slop account, Instagram, who cares? We're actually, it's a bit of a setup. Because if you think that's the craziest thing you've ever seen AI-wise, what some random, you know, possibly South Asian, possibly bad Hasbara patron member, random account can put out is nothing, nothing compared to what the most anti-Semitic country in the world is capable of with their high-precision and really nasty AI.

about Jews and Israelis. And of course I'm referring when I say most anti-Semitic country in the world to Israel because we're about to play you a video that was posted and then deleted

before being rescued by the I really hate you Twitter account who does great work. Ex-Israeli moves out and then he mostly posts Israeli media. Hebrew language stuff. Many of the clips we get

from Channel 12, 13, 14, whatever. come through his account. Anyway, he rescued this and posted it. And the city of Haifa itself is the one that posted the Passover video we're about to show you now. You don't know. It's like the largest city in the north of Israel. Both of the Palestinian Israeli citizen guests we've had, Maha and Anne-Marie live in Haifa. It's the most diverse city in Israel, by which we mean there's 14% Palestinian citizens there.

Isn't that enough? We've seen them enough. Exactly. Dainu. I am No, hold on, hold on, hold on Adam, not yet, just a sec. I just need to set up that there's an idiom

you need to, there's an idiom you need to understand in order to get what they're talking about. They're going to talk about a lot about a lack of salt in the food. There's apparently a modern Hebrew expression I'd never heard. When you say, I'm going to eat something or someone without salt,

blimelach, it means I'm going to like, I'm going to eat them raw, I'm going to kick their asses, I'm going to show no versy. It's no Vaseline. Yeah. If you know... Ice Cube.

Ice Cube, no Vaseline. It's the same thing, but it's about salt. It's the way of saying, we're really going to stick it to you, and we're not going to even bother to season you. So that's the idea. And all of the dishes that are mentioned at this, I guess, Mizrahi AI Seder, come from different parts of the Arab world. Yemen, Lebanon, Iran, Palestine.

Let's watch. And just look at the physiognomy and the sort of the vibe of this and tell me if it doesn't look like at something off of a Groyper website. Yeah. Okay. Give it to the whole shabrily.

Amen. Gave it to chasmuzzi. Bukesh. Wow. Mammash has chaser melach. Look at the soup. They could have just made this video. It is, this is always the question.

They refuse to eat the actual food. They're like, we have to do AI. We can. Now then we'd have to hire a Mizraki. Yeah. We're eating them. Believe me. Every generation,

every generation they rise up against us, so this year we're eating them. Without salt. Honestly, that's like, in and of itself, even if they didn't mean. Without chutney or without righta. Okay, racist. No, I'm like, that's even a hate crime

to eat food without salt. Yeah. I love that they're, yeah, in a way, their idiom is just like about how unseasoned. On all other nights, we eat Palestinian flesh with a healthy dose of seasoning. But why on this night? Why is this? Do we endure the taste of their bones and skin without the addition of, no one likes this joke right now. No one's enjoying it?

Do you know how many times I've been accused of blood libel online? And then Haifa is just like. I'm sorry. I'll stop. The city of Haifa is just like, hey, all right, I got a pitch. Here's a cooking show. It's also like, it's like through the generations

and it's a grandma that's probably older than Israel. Right, yeah, yeah. What do you mean through the generations? Oh, God. That is, well, I got to say, I really love AI. And the good thing about them wasting all the waters is that they're doing it over there. You know what I mean?

It's like they're good at desalinating, I'm sure they're taking it from the Jewish swimming pools in the same. A hundred percent. A hundred percent. So that's Am Israel AI, folks. Wasn't that a blast? You know what I like about that is the way it just slowly petered out of the end. I do feel like I have dementia now.

Yeah. Well, that'll help for the rest of the show. Okay, good. Yeah, deliberate. We were grooming you in a way for what's coming. That's right. There's more to talk about, and we have to talk about a Hesbarist. all love, I think in this room.

We haven't devoted sufficient space to her on the show. We really haven't. In fact, we've been saving some of it for this very show. Would I be cheating out more? I don't know. It doesn't matter. I didn't even know there were people here, you know what I mean? It's eight hours into the show. Yeah.

At this point. And Matt's sitting like this. He's doing his William Buckley. I'm trying to watch the screen and also not block these fine people who came all the way out here to see the show so that they could see this screen.

There's no man more aware of his own height. I am uncomfortable in my own skin. Speaking of people. Me too, but I'm 5'4. Yeah, it's true. I could be more uncomfortable. I gotta start a podcast with taller people. I know.

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Anyways. Cut to Matt and Hassan Piker. Well, speaking of which, as far as we're going to be talking about is the wonderful Miss Olivia Rinegold. I don't know how many people in here are aware of Olivia Rinegold. She is someone who we have talked about on the podcast a few times. She works for the free press. I thought Rinegold was like my ancestors confiscated Luker. at the bottom of a German river. The Rhine? Of Atlantis.

No, the Rhine. We collected all the Rhine gold. No, so she works with a free press, which, as you guys may know, is Barry Weiss's outlet. She has written a bunch of just dog shit articles. She continues to fail upwards

in her career as a husband. And she refuses to break eye contact. She, yes. She is, yeah, whatever the opposite of autism, she is like someone who is just, it just will not stop staring at you if you ask Hassan Piker or Abdul al-Said and she recently went to Michigan

and she posed a question to Abdul al-Sayyad who was running for Senate as some of you may know we really Can I give like a backstory before that? She was at Zoran Mamdani's like the inauguration when they won yeah and he like got to give

his like winning speech and she would she was following Husson around and just being in his orbit and being really weird, which you can't convince me she's not Ethan Klein in a wig. You know what I mean? I'm like she's too sexually attracted to this man. Olivia Klengold. Yeah.

Yeah, it's very possible. And she follows Hassan around. Yeah. Which is something that is just super weird because he's not even that hot. And he is literally two inches shorter than me. And I feel that not enough people know that. Self-confidence brings you down. That I think it makes me more down to earth.

Yeah, sure. I'm more relatable, unlike Hassan who's just... Who's like too high. Oh, I'm a golden god. Shut up. Shut up. Put it in my mouth. Pussy wet, it's wet.

Pussy wet. It's wet. So, Abdul Al-Sayed was answering some questions. at a presser after an event that he did in which Hassan Piker attended. So naturally, Olivia Reingold was there.

And he was, at the time, he was answering, he was talking about the context of the man who went to the Michigan synagogue and was attempting to do some act of violence there. And the context being that this was someone who had family members in Lebanon, who had been recently killed by the IOLI. And in bringing up that context, Olivia Reingold wanted to ask him some very astute questions.

And we have a video of that. So to follow up on the answer you just gave there, how is that not an equivocation? Because the logic, if you extend the logic there, that would be like if after October 7 someone went to a mosque and was upset, you know, did something awful there. How is that logic? How does that not trans? Eloquently stated question. October 7th, someone did something bad to Muslims. After October 7th, there was a whole genocide against Palestinians.

Oh, other than that, though. There's a lot of Moss in Gaza. I don't know if Free Press reported on that. You know, the notion that somehow I cannot condemn. Yeah. Well, because that fucking statement, like, isn't it an equivocation? I mean, it's not like after a. October 7th, you know, anyone attacked any mosque.

That's something you only post online and then turn off replies. Because it is such a stupid thing to say. She actually can't see Olivia in the frame, but she's desperately trying to find the mute button and the block button and the turnoff replies button in real life. Yeah, she's trying to IRL block Hassan and Abdul Say it. And then she ends up just doing the kids in the hall like, I'm, you know, nobody home. There is nobody home. I'm crushing your head.

I'm crushing your beautiful bearded head. It is so insane, because it just shows, like, the complete lack of ability to perceive any, anything that, like, the team that you're on has done and, like, painful to anybody else. Yes, yes. She, like, was not, I'm like, there's been, like, two fucking years.

She's like, yeah, but that doesn't count. Right, yeah. And the reason that she would probably state it doesn't count is because it's like, well, but the ballot. Gaza deserves it. That's her whole thing. That's her whole thing where she's just like, no, but all those people voted.

Okay, she wouldn't say that there were people. That's right, you're right. She wouldn't consider them people. Yeah, exactly. No, she would say that there was, you know, two million children with cystic fibrosis. That's right. God, she's the one who wrote that.

She's the one who wrote that. They're not starving. They're just severely ill, so us murdering them is fine. Yeah, from resource deprivation related. It's crazy because she wrote that. wrote an article so disgusting that she low-key became famous. That's why, for like a pro-Israel guy, that's crazy. That's a real standout.

That's what I'm saying. It's like, damn, dude. Baddest Hasbara. Yeah, baddest Hosber. She's a generational talent. Yeah, she really is. A war that killed a little boy and a little girl in Lebanon because of an attack on Temple Israel seems to me inconsistent with the way the world actually works.

We're going to take two more questions. I'm sorry. Olivia's not done. She's not done. She's got one more. One more question. I'm sorry. Olivia.

As a Jewish state. Olivia, we're going to have to move on. I'd love to take the question. I'd love to take the question. Actually, what do you mean by a Jewish state? If you can't define their question, I'm not going to answer your question. We're going to move on to the next person. And there you have it, folks.

That's the blueprint for how to answer that question. That's brilliantly done. Also, like, shout out to Abdul. I don't know if you've seen how he's, like, Because with the whole Hassan derangement, you want to suck his dick. Right, I can't stop staring. A bull has really, like, stuck to his guns and, like, has, like, addressed. I think, like, even in L.A., Ray Huang, like, just sticking to, like, her, like, she,

I think she was asked about, like, the police chief and she would fire him and, like, just, like, really just being like, no, I'm going to fucking do this. Right. And being unapologetic. Yeah. It's, like, it's so crazy that we just want politicians to just be consistent. Yeah. And when you're trying to be like an adversary reporter and like own somebody and you're like,

I want to ask a follow-up question. I got a follow question. This is really going to get. Do you think that Israel is the right to exist as a Jewish state? And his response is just like, no, it's fine. I want to take this question. Right. I want to take this question.

Like you're not doing well. Especially any, you know. It's like T-ball. Like to ask that question to someone who just gave you a banger of an answer on your other stupid bullshit is it's hilarious. to be, oh, but do you condemn Hamas? It's like, we've had, even if he wasn't a smart, eloquent, talented politician, he had two years to come up with a good answer for that.

You think he's not going to answer fucking his bar, a 101 question? Like, that is a crazy amount of disrespect on his name. And I don't know if you guys noticed, but, like, the tide is turning rather quickly. I don't know how consequentially, but you got his recline writing articles now, just about how, like,

it's just fucking stupid. Stop calling people anti-Semitic, just because they're anti-signist. It's not going to work. It's not going to work. He wrote an article, like, they changed the title after, because his editors were like, this is too much. But he wrote an article that was,

Hassan is not the enemy. Yeah. I'm like, Ezra, motherfucking client. I know. No, but even the Abundicrats can't keep it up anymore. They just see what a loser, this kind of messaging is. You're not going to scare people into, you know,

fearing Hassan. You're not going to scare people into, to subjecting or acquiescing to these stupid bad faith questions by people like a reveal. People are starting to see through it. But I don't think it's just fear. I think it's that is like that pro-Israeli thing where you're like, you've been surrounded in this bubble

by the most evil shit. Right. And people like approving of the most evil shit that you're like, I'm really going to own him by saying something terrible. Yeah. But like the lack of self-awareness. It's because you're surrounded by a bunch of other bird brains. This is like an open mic.

It's an Israeli open mic where they're like, I fucking killed. And it's like, yeah, you did. It's actually, yeah. Except everyone's doing the same 10 minutes. Yeah. No one has new jokes. As we're going to see soon, what Olivia, the ace card that Olivia has up her sleeve is, sure, she can make an ass of herself on camera, on tape,

in a viral clip that's going to go viral. But she always has the written word. That's right. from which she can, you know, she can describe it any way she wants to her free press readers. Do you want to go straight to that? Yeah, yeah, no, no, because you have to understand, that's really where her bread and butter is, is the writing. Oh, my God. I will read this.

Wait, who is Muslim? Abdul al-Said, who is Muslim? Don, dun, dun, walks a fine line on the Jewish state. On Tuesday night, he told the crowd, as he does. often that his problem is not with Jews. Quote, all of us love and revere Jewish folk are Jewish neighbors, the faith of Judaism, he said, hands outstretched.

Later that night, in a makeshift spin room assembled by the camp. I love that. A makeshift spin room. They just threw this shit together. Yeah. Why isn't this spin room a standing spin room being used at a college? She's like, why are there no settlements on this spin room?

That's right. He rebuffed my question on whether he believes in Israel's right to exist as a Jewish state. What do you mean by Jewish state? He retorted narrowing his eyes. His Muslim-Muslim eyes. If you can't answer that question, I'm not going to answer it. That's not a rebuff. That's offering you an opportunity to clarify what the fuck you mean and you couldn't.

That's right. That's right. Is rebuffing your qualifications as a journalist, maybe? Yeah. For a sentient person. For someone who often waves around his respect for Judaism, he seemed unaware of something elementary. Something my elementary school teacher taught me up today.

That's right. The word equivocate. Something elementary. Judaism is not only a religion, but a people with a long, standard connection to Israel that runs through. It is not. Judaism is literally the religion. The idea that she said, oh, me, yes.

I am a Judaism. half of Judaism on my father's side. Thank you very much. Communism is not only an ideology, but a people. Yes. Islam is a people. You did a Judaism birth, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So you're part of the Judaism. Yeah, that's my mom. I mean, and... So you are of the Judaism. You are of the Judaism. Why don't you give my mom an Israeli accent? I don't know. Because you know why?

Because I didn't want to do an Indian one. Yeah, do it. and that is called a good instinct for white men. Don't applaud him for the bare men of us. No, no, shut up, shut up, shut up. Are you fucking kidding me? Give me the praise.

They were about to do it. Should I now do an indie accent to make you look good? Don't do it. I look too good then. So that Olivia tweet is so good it's like a genre unto itself. You know, the narrowing the eyes,

the extra little descriptors to, you know, his hands outstretched with guns, probably. And, you know, just like we did with the, you know, the documentary posters, we would love to riff on that. We would love to elaborate on it. But someone already did it. But someone already did it, and they did it better than we ever could, so we have to give props to this guy.

All right, so this is from Brian on here, and he wrote, My Problem's Not with Jews, he said, Brownlee, stretching his hands out, presumably the direction of Mecca. I gathered my courage, timidly asked, If Israel had a right to exist as Jewish state, his eyes, darkest crude oil, narrowed, Jafar-like, and an Islamic grin spread.

And then that's it. It ends there. Reach the character limit. Brian, on here, you are officially invited on the podcast. Instant legend. That's like when male authors, right, she bounced into the room big tidily.

It is, so she's wonderful at writing. And, you know, before we get into some of her writing, I want to talk a little bit about the number one enemy, Hassan Piker, who, you know, as... Hamas Piker. Hamas Piker, to his best friends. Hamas Liker. Yeah, you know, I think he's good.

I mean, he makes my mouth water when I talk about it. I know. Nummy, nummy. But obviously a lot of people are, trying to take him down. And it's not just like Ethan Klein. You're trying to go down. That's right.

For one reason or another, we all want him locked up somewhere. To do whatever we do with such a man who is literally I am taller than. Spiritually. Spiritually,

doesn't matter. Dommie. Well, so what I'm saying is that people are, they're like bringing in all the big guns. Like, it used to be just like Ethan Klein and all the, like, streamer psychopaths. No fucking Jake Tapper. Yeah, Jake Tapper is going after him and he's bringing out the big guns as well in order to, in order to take him down. Adam, can we roll this clip? The policies that I want politicians to represent might be different than yours, but at the end of the day, I think we have the same goals.

Wait, streamer drives wedge sounds like a dream for you. You know, The wedge is, it's called The Liberator. And it's good for my back. It's a fuck pillow. Oh, nice. I'm having her primary. Jonah Platt is with us.

He's the host of Being Jewish with Jonah Platt podcast. Peter Hamby is the founding partner. The Big Guns, baby. Bringing out Jonah Platt to explain Hassan Piker. Yes. Now, he described, he gave

the guy's bio. We have Jonah Platt, the host of Being Jewish with Jonah Platt, the name of his podcast, which makes me want to know, is there something called being Jewish without Jonah Platt? Because that's what I'm in the market for. I would really like to be Jewish without Jonah Platt.

Let's just, can we rename the podcast being Jewish without Jonah Platt? I feel like we can't because Jonah Platt is still with us. Yeah, we'd have to kill him. No. Oh, no? No. We could just wait.

That's true. That's true. Yeah. We could just wait. We wait a little bit. Inshallah. Inshallah. God is sufficient for all things.

Oh, humdily la. So let's keep this going. Let's see what they have to say. Wanting kids to live is it anti-Semitic. Not this one. First of all, we will get back to his anti-Mish Rachel video. But first, do we have the other clip? about him?

And Joni, in that Wall Street Journal Appad that I talked about the think tank third way, they wrote, we're all for a big tent, but the Democratic Party needs to draw a line in the San Hassan Piker and his fellow Jew haters belong on the other side.

Donio Sullivan, Piker, to respond to critics who call him anti-Semitic. He quoted a few things that Piker had said, especially a Zionist dog or Zionist pig, or I think the actual quote was Zinus Pig dog,

whatever that means. Here is Piker. Man or Zinus Bear or Zionis PIC. Yeah, Zinus Man Bear Pig. Yeah, Zonist Bird, or Zionist plane or Zionist Superman. Oh my God, that is so funny. I've spent my entire professional media career

and far beyond that, combating anti-Semitism. I've been doxed, swatted by neo-Nazis, for my consistent advocacy against anti-Semitism. I just also happen to be an avowed anti-Zionist. I believe Zionism. Is Hassan talking to a Hobbit from the previous video? Is a very racist ideology? It's an ethno-religious supremacist ideology,

and it's the underpinning ideology that has caused the genocide of Palestinians in the hands of Israel and also the United States of America. That guy is just watching you sucking office on. Yeah. No, no, don't pan down. Don't pan down. I love this.

Can we put a cork on the sex lives of tall men tonight? I just don't care. I care. Okay, we'll get into the Short King soon. Don't worry about it. I'm feeling a little excluded. I'm sorry. Well, look, I'm just saying.

He's like, I want Hassan to spin me like a fidgettina. Has he really? Hight fetish. Has he really been docks? Because I've been trying to find his address for a while. I want him to wear me like a backpack. Matt has never said he's into corking. That's right.

Yeah, let's put a cork in it. Is that another Mormon thing? Cork, sork. I want to be your human slipper. What's your response? Yeah. I mean, what Piker does that a lot of people of his ilk do is they try to inoculate themselves against claims. I'm sorry.

If anyone said people of his ilk about a Jew. Oh, my God. What do you mean by ilk? Yeah. Jew hatred by pointing it out in places that aren't them. He's been very clear pointing things out on the right. Very clever to point out anti-Semitism in this long-term plot. Yes, he has a very, very clever way of doing anti-Semitism

in which he advocates for Jews all around the world and only talks about the crimes of the state of Israel. Matthew McConaughey on True Detective, you know, there was a serial killer once that we tried to catch. He was a clever bastard, I'd tell you that much. He never killed a single person. He had an alibi for every night of his life during which he was not serial killing anyone.

Diabolical, motherfucker. Yeah. I'm gonna catch you. These are the tropes they use, and then he'll use the exact same tropes and just sub-Jew for Israel, which is the place where all Jews collectively have a connection to. What did he just? That's the- Yeah, that's a genius.

You're saying the thing! Yeah, he's like, all he does is conflate Jews and Israel. Israel, by the way, is the place where all Jews are from and spiritually are connected to, and loyal to first and forced to. Connected to via a brain. nano insect connection. Unt to the brain I've mind. The homeland where more than 50% of Jews on planet Earth live.

So it's not, he would never say Jews control the media, but Israel controls the media. Wait, when he says on planet Earth, does he also mean under the sea? Yeah, I think it counts. I think it counts. He would never say Jews control the media, but I do want to blame him for saying Jews control the media. Also, I really think of all the people who should not be talking about the Jews on the media thing, Don't ask Jonah Platt. His dad is literally Mark Platt, who is the Disney producer who flew to New York in order.

Oh, my God. That's Ben Platt's brother. That's Ben Platt's brother. That's Evan Hanson's brother. That's crazy. Is that flew to New York in order to yell at Rachel Ziegler for posting free Palestine on social media? Who is friends with Ben Platt and who Ben Platt has spoken up in support of. That's right.

Open invitation to Dear Evan Hanson on this podcast. I really regret bleeding all those things about him looking old. He did look old. Aging through a window. I don't know enough about musical theater. That's D-Rap and Hans. I saw a little bit of it. He was old.

It was not what I thought it would be about. The Jews didn't pull us into the war with Iran and control the American government, but Israel does. Yeah, that's literally what he's saying. Yeah. Yes. The reason that it's important to point out Jonah Platt is because of the next. video that we're going to play a little bit of. But just notice in this video.

What is his image? Yeah, first of all. He's viewing the war as it's happening. That's him looking into my window, plotting how to be as tall as me. I'm sorry. He's standing up, tearing into your second story window. Now, I'm not sure if you guys noticed in this video, it's not there in the still, but if you let it roll just for a bit there at him.

And so he's able to sort of get away with some of this stuff in the, subtle way. One of his eyes, this was such an urgent call he got from Jake Tapper that despite the fact that he clearly has conjunctivitis in his left eye. I think it's a first blood vessel from all of his anger.

Something. I think he has to the rage virus from 28 days later. He he nonetheless hurried down to the CNN Studios and recorded this and you know, that's good, but hopefully he can rest up before the next time he has to

get on screen and do some ridiculous Asbarra. Let's see that next video. See if his eye is healed. Yeah, let's check out his eye. It's leading up to a really good pun from Matt. Wanting kids to live isn't anti-Semitic. If you're only on Team Rachel or just not paying attention, you might not see anything wrong with that sentence. I see something wrong with something.

When kids to live is not anti-Semitic. And yet those five words do an enormous amount of anti- Pause. I want kids to live. does enormous. Wanting kids who live isn't anti-Semitic is six words. Couldn't even count the right amount of words

and his eyes on fire with blood. I just... My eyes on fire. How about yours? My eyes on fire. How about yours? That's the way I like it. I never get bored. Oh, you don't know that song? Oh, you don't know, smash mouth. Smash mouth, Shrek the musical.

Hey now. My eyes on fire. Man, I tell you what, I've never been happier to have been born in 1975. I tuned to the fuck out of popular music before smash mouth could come around. I love them because they also do commercials. You don't sound like the sharpest tool in the shit. You got that. Shape of an L on here.

So, anyway, speaking of shape, and an L. It's not on fire. He's just activating his targeting system. That's right. Motherfucker needs a nanobot. the only possible reason a Jew would call Miss Rachel anti-Semitic, not because she's done anything Jews might find harmful, but because she wants children to be alive.

That is literally the only reason anyone has ever called Ms. Rachel anti-Semitic. That's what Jews found harmful. Yes. Wait, okay, but Miss Rachel is playing checkers, and he's playing Call of Duty. I mean, those... I'm sorry, keep playing the shit. Jews do not.

She destroys the reputation of an entire community while appearing to say nothing controversial at all. And perhaps her most explicitly implicit post, she describes. Hold on the most explicitly implicit post, her most overtly covert post. She's a real... Her most low-key, high-key post.

She's a real introvert, extrovert, you know what I mean? She got to, got to get up to get down. Quote, good people, as those who want, want kids not to be killed or lose limbs. And quote, not normal, absurd people as those who accuse others of being anti-Semitic or paid by Hamas just for wanting basic human rights for kids. It must be that these not normal, absurd people, whoever they are, just don't want kids to have rights.

Okay, I can't end. No, this is like the alternative to your character. It's like the foil to your character where he's like, accidentally platforming, like, good things. Right. I just, like, he... Just describing Israelis with a sarcastic tone doesn't make it better, like, oh, so I guess these people want an ethno state.

Yeah, right. Yeah. I know. I'm just reading. Yeah. Oh, I... The only reason Israel would be telling Druze and Christians in the south of Lebanon not to hide Muslims under pain of death is because they're psychopathic, heartless monster. Yeah, just...

Right. Just doing sarcastic air quotes me. Sarcastic air quotes. You're like, yeah, but that's you though. And also he's like, I'm the, you're making us all seem not normal and absurd.

Bitch, your eye is bleeding. You're making yourself seeming not normal and absurd. But I do like how he cuts to different angles of his eye breathing. Right. He still, he has, motherfucker has a dual camera setup for his

podcast. We're on Stream Yard. You can make so much money just being a pro-Israel stooge. It's not fair. It's not fucking fair. But I will say this. The most important point of showing you this video is because I for, I would say the first time in my life

had a good pun. It's a great pun. Ladies and gentlemen, I saw this video and I quote tweeted and I wrote Blood La Iible. No. That is pretty good. Somebody wants told me the world is gonna roll me.

I feel like fucking Sally Erie right now. Dropping the sheet music. Reading Mozart. Such beautiful music. Blood la eyeball. That's crazy. We are rapidly approaching the time where we have to get the fuck out of here. But we do want to read a little bit of Olivia Reingold.

Her writing, because that's where she really, that's where she really excels. Yeah, so she wrote an article that we've literally been saving for you guys for this particular show because... They're on. Yeah. Well, because we're like, listen, we got to give L.A. something special. And what is more special than a fucking, what is this? 1,500,000-word essay on how October 8th or October 7th made her Jewish?

Right. What? Yes. Was she not Jewish before? She was half Jewish on her father's side just like me. Article. Which is a totally fine thing to be. This is such a crazy thing to admit.

And it's especially crazy since she just was like lecturing El Sayed about how Jews have a longstanding. I'm sorry, you don't have a longstanding connection to anything. Okay, two to a half years is a really long time, okay? It is really, first of all, it has been a crawl. I mean, it's more than six life cycles of a nano-Zionist bug. That's right. So I'm going to read this article. It's called I am an October 8th Jew.

Wait, look at her outstretched hand. Yeah, yeah. Look at me. She's just touching the word. Presumably Temeca. Am I supposed to be here? Okay, so this is, while my peers turned on Israel and the Jewish people, I became an unlikely inheritor of our ancient tradition.

Starting here. I stood, first of all, I want to point out that I being huge. Every paragraph is going to spell out Israel. I so really emphatically, absolutely love. There we go. We did it. I stood at the wrong times, couldn't remember which way the books opened and hardly recognize the thing beyond Baruchata Adanai,

but I found myself unexpectedly moved during a recent Shabbat service, a day that used to mean nothing to me except more time to scroll online or work. And on the seventh day, God rested from slandering podcasters and streamers. Yes. It was only my fourth or fifth service as an adult, and the first one where I felt something. Oh, boy, I pictured my father in a synagogue reciting these words. his father and the ones who came before him.

I remembered my sister as a kid squeaking out phrases like Vitsivanu at our Seder. How in all of her I was. That's not a phrase. It's just a word. It's just one. And who commanded us. That's not a phrase.

I saw Eve Fartlose free parking and I was amazed. She thought it said Free Palestine and I was tired. I realized how close I I was to losing all this, or rather, never really having it in the first place. Oh, you never had it, and now you want to take it? Imagine, how convenient.

How convenient for you. Oh, yes. I never had a bat mitzvah, hardly recognized the prayers, but there I was in an ankle-length skirt. Okay, slut. Crying in shul, which is not where I would have expected to be on a Friday night a few years ago, but a lot has changed since October 7th, 2023 and October 8. When I watched my peers,

including my best friend, celebrate the largest massacre of Jews since the Holocaust as a righteous victory. Literally, literally, every case, every claim of I saw people celebrating October 7th as a righteous victory, right? Yeah. Especially when it comes to like,

well, my best friend or whatever, your friend attended a rally on October 8th being like don't bomb the shit out of two million civilians. Right. After, you know, by noon on October 7th, you have Galant had already said, In chashmal, in ochel, ha, coal, sagur.

Everything will be closed. Yes. No food. No electricity. How in awe of him she was. Yeah. And I love it too. It's like, everyone turned on me,

including my best friend. And it's like, oh, well, at some point, you have to ask all of those people, am I the problem? That's what normal... I've been waiting for two years for the normal people I know to ask anyone else if they're the problem.

What is it about me that's so turn on? On 9-12, I saw a bunch of Muslims celebrating on rooftops in New Jersey. Yeah. The crack... Let's not talk about who was celebrating on 9-11. Yeah, listen. When I watched my peers, including my best...

Yeah, yeah, yeah. The crack that opened that day... The crack I started smoking that day has only... has only been blasted off for two years. So my determination is to carry forward an ancient tradition that I was on track to abandon. The story is this.

We're in for a story. Yeah, sorry, guys, a colon's happening. Everyone buckle up. My father is Jewish, and my mother, who was born into an Episcopalian family, is an in-your-face atheist. I just want to do my impression of an in-your-face atheist. You ready?

Yeah. You ready? God doesn't exist. God doesn't exist, man. What are you doing, believer? God doesn't exist. Nah! I hate those in-your-face atheists.

I love that. I want to listen to that. Is that Richard Dawkins? Her mom's just a close talker. I love it also. One way that... I should have asked for your consent, sir. I didn't find out if there was any sort of, you know...

I hope I didn't cross your personal boundary. He's at April 12th. I'm an April 12th Jew. Amate yelled in my face and I said, you know what? Fuck this. Just also, I want to point out. I can't wait to have a different, like, for every single day in the calendar year. Different.

What Jew are you today? I'm a January 22nd Jew. I was going to be like January 6th. I'm a January 6th Jew. I don't know. I took a shit on Pelosi's desk. I'm a Juneteenth Jew. A black Israelite.

I really like... We're never going to get through this. I'm in April Fool's Day, Jew. Just kidding. All right. She tells me that as a child in rural Indiana. as she once rode her bike past the Pentecostal church, she heard screams,

saw convulsions, and said religion, gave her the creeps after that. My father grew up in a Jewish household in Newton, Massachusetts, his father, an advertising entrepreneur named Harold, was the first, man, this is like, it's like written by like a grandma, you know what I mean?

This is like, I'm glazing. Was the first of my paternal line to be born in America. Before that, as far as anyone told me, it was generations of genetians, Eric Schmules and Rochels. Rochels. Oh, is it Ruchels?

Since when is Rochel a Yiddish name? I just was figuring, you know... Rochala. It's Rachel in Yiddish. All right, all right. I don't know any Ruchels, all right? I enjoy some cheddar ruffles. Who was the first in your paternal line to mispronounce Yiddish names? Probably my dad. Schmules and Rachels.

Rachels. In the midst of Eastern Europe, Stettles all the way down. This country is given us safety. I'm sorry, but like doing the us thing right here when you're just like, I discovered being a Jew yesterday. And this country has been good to us as a people. The Bill Maher method. The Episcopalian in-your-face atheists.

Yes. Yeah, they've done fine. And at times prosperity. But by the time I was born, left of our heritage to pass down. We observed Passover most years. Maybe Yom Kippur. What is it maybe?

I don't know, some Jew shit. I remember being hungry once. Yeah, we did another Jew thing. Yon Kippur not. The way they call it Yom Kippur, not even eaten. More like Yuck Kippoor. More like Yuck Kippur.

That drives the rest of the joke. Don't yuck someone else's Yom Kippoor. There we go. We did it. We did it. And we were encouraged to develop our own creeds. In fourth grade, I rebelled against Hebrew school. I don't believe in God!

I screamed at the foot of our stairs. Just at the foot of the stairs. There's no one else there. This is like the start of a rule. Hey, fuck! I don't believe in God! Hey, fight! When you die, nothing happens!

When I began thinking about having children a year or two ago, hmm, I started, I love, Don't admit the timeline. I started to realize what I'd lost. On October 8th, I felt my ovaries for the first time. I said... I ovulated six times that month. Well, I just...

I heard Israel had been sucking the cum out of dead soldiers' balls. And the old ovaries started rumble-dumbling. I pulled that ankle skirt up. That old ethno-biological clock. Yeah, exactly. How can I pass... How can I pass down Jewish values if I didn't understand them myself? You don't have to do any of this.

What are you separating, like, as opposed to what other values? This is like, it's such racist, fucking, I'm sorry. Just like sometimes I have to take a breath from the racism inherent in that. How can I pass down Jewish values as opposed to whose values are we talking about? Muslim values? The Islamically Muslim black. Brown value. Instead of the brown values.

How could I take the shahada? And how can I start to learn the things that even children are expected to know? Well, never too late, Olivia. My cousins are in the same boat. Like writing and reading? Yeah. My cousins are in the same boat. They identify as Jewish, but they are on track to be the last Rheingold's to do so. Is the boat headed to Atlanta's bite?

Yeah. Make more Rhinolds in Atlantis. since October 7th I've found myself in some of the most hostile spaces to Zionists imaginable. This is Jonah Platt's use of quotations. Yeah. Yeah, this is a new thing.

Like Jonah Platt putting in, like, Adam Lewis Klein loves to be like, act as if Zionists is some kind of like coinage that we came up with. Right. It's like, this is you. Yeah. It's like the acting like, oh, they created a new word.

Sure. Call me a human woman in pride. At a conference in Chicago, I watched a room full of Marxists and anarchists chant, Death to America and Death to Israel and Farsi. Base, base, base, base, base, base. I had to file a police report against, I had to file a police report against anti-Israel activists after they shoved me, tore up my notebook, and caused me to temporarily lose hearing in an ear.

They were just giving her, it was just editor's notes. That's the only reason. They were like, you're going to... Barry Weiss yelling at you. This sucks. It was my father's ear, too. It was the Jewish son. Yeah.

It's the same side that my eye was bleeding on. Yeah. Losing hearing in your Jewish ear is one way of defining Zion, isn't it? That's right. Yo. Whoa. That's what's up. That's what's up.

I've uncovered internal democratic socialist of America discussions about whether the star of David is a de facto hate symbol. What does she mean by Uncovered? Yeah. She's like, I went undercover to a DSA meeting. I paid the dues. I did vote for one of the people. Is there a rat in DSA?

Is there a, is there a, is there a, is there a, is there a, is there a, is there a, is there a chapel? Is there a free press moll? Yeah, yeah, yeah. She was just listening to Chapo. Yeah. Yeah. She's just like, I have uncovered.

I've uncovered internal documents. That some of the most prominent advocates in this moment are Jews themselves turns out to be a painful yet familiar dynamic. By the way, that is. a hyperlink to an Adam Lewis Klein article. Oh, yeah. That emerges whenever

Jew hatred does. As some are pulled towards our people, others have embraced a revolutionary ideology that cast Jews and the Western world as oppressors. This delusion has claimed many of the Jews that I grew up with.

That is so funny that she considers it revolution. The entire global south is like, Hello! We've been here though. We've been saying that the whole time. Yeah, yeah. Like Miss Rachel puts out a fucking, you know,

don't kill children's treat and they're just like, fucking Fidel Castro over here. Fucking, can you believe this shit? Yeah, as far as cast Jews in the Western world, I wasn't there when these parts were cast, but I'm pretty sure it was a case of like, oh, we got dibs.

We got dibs on that one. We'll take the oppressor rule this time, thank you. I got to say, Great casting agent. Great casting agent. In high school, we were steeped in progressive politics as freshman. In Indiana? Yeah, you know.

She's talking about Tumblr. That's the thing. Everything she's talking about. As freshmen, we're required to take a diversity seminar in which we were taught about seven types of privilege that we could have. Only a white woman puts privilege in fucking quotes. Privilege, including our citizenship status, ability to walk. What?

And fluency in English. She's talking about ableism. Yeah, bitch is mad and people who can't walk. For making her aware that she can. She's like, I'm supposed to make things accessible. Yeah. Everything she tweets, she never uses alt text on. She's like, fuck those guys.

She's made a career out of being inaccessible. Let's see. Perhaps it comes as no surprise that I am still in touch with only one or two from that world. It comes as no surprise that only one or do or not. touch with you. That's how cults work is they isolate you from all the regular fucking people in your life until you think you're right.

Yes. It really is a genius form of cultage where people literally are there convinced. It's like damn, it's crazy that the entire world is in a cult. Yeah, that's how it works. Perhaps it has no surprise, nobody likes to. Everlet become

giants in the field of anti-insreal criticism. Yeah, one is a frequent collaborator with Hazan Piker, the Twitch streamer whose mouth makes me water. It doesn't matter if rapes happen on October 7th, yes. Ironically, it was my non-Jewish mother who once was told by

a Kavad rabbi that she had a Jewish soul who inoculated me against, like, I love that apropos of nothing. By the way... Ironically, non-Jewish people, they can say cool things sometimes. So technically,

I did have a Jewish mother is exactly what she's Sorry, that's non-canonical. A Shabbat rabbi saying someone as a Jewish old does not, doesn't trump the tomb. Hell no. That just means they're trying to make their numbers in Washington Square Park. Yeah, 100%.

100%. Who inoculated me against the pressure to conform. I imagine what the rabbi saw in her is precisely what she helped me find in Judaism. A belief that my life matters. She's not all lives mattering this. My life matters. My life matters. She didn't even all life.

She didn't even all life. She's like, just me. Not you, bitches. And so do the lives of those who came before me who I am related to by blood and those after me who are also related by blood. That the starting point is not the sin but life itself. Yada, yada, yada. I choose to make of it. Just a bunch of more. She could have just gone to Italy and like eat, prayed, loved, but she wrote this whole fucking thing.

And then attributed it to Jewish teachings. This is not what Judaism teaches you? Oh, you say that, and yet, can we go to the one after this? Yes, when I found out that I'd been nominated for the Maimonides Jewish Leadership Institute. Is that the underwater guy? That's the underwater guy, yeah.

Yeah, Murmonides, yeah. An inaugural program for high-achieving professionals ready to be pulled closer to Judaism. I felt excited and even a little honored, just a little, Just a little, to be included, given my patrilineal connection to the tribe, although a Khabad rabbi once told my mother. She had a Jewish ass. I don't know about your soul, but damn tithes is Jewish as fuck.

I don't feel like I can comment on the titty situation. The time committed. Is your ass Jewish because it's nagging me? me right now. Ten, ten out of ten. That wasn't even a pun. That was just a good joke. The time commitment gave me pause.

Can I really afford to take a collective ten days or so off to participate over the next year? I have a lot of Hassan Piker stalking to do, and I can't take ten days off. There's a lot more dead babies who I need to say had pre-existing conditions. But I figured it either... Existing conditions? Yeah, yeah. Hello, wrangold insurance. Can I help you?

Oh, Palestinian shot? I'm sorry. But I figured it either be that or conversion classes. It seemed like the best and maybe the only way to get up to speed. So she was like, I want to shortcut my way to Judy. Absolutely. And I got to say, just being a Zionist is the number one shortcut. It is.

Oh, it's like when a dude is accused of sexual assault and then he becomes really Christian. Yes. You guys are talking about? It's the Russell Brand. Perez Hilton's doing that now. Isn't that crazy? That's all you got to do. It's the same shit.

Both, by the way, are people do sexual assault. Zionists is, all right, I'll move on. Let's see. This is how I found myself on the second story. Wait, this sounds like she's about to kill herself. Yeah. A second story of a barn upstate. Wait, it sounds like she's like a dog.

Like a dog? Olivia, don't do it. You have so little to live. I'm going to go live on a farm upstate. This is how I found myself on the second story of a barn upstate. Our makeshift prayer space facing east towards Jerusalem.

You're sure it wasn't Mecca? Yeah. Yes. All these memories, I'm just thinking of the barn from the ring. I haven't seen the ring. The little girl who was in the well, she lived up. All right, fine. My The Ring reference didn't work.

All these memories came back to me of making chala. a child with my teacher. I remembered watching a movie about Passover in the basement of a synagogue. And even though the I feel like I've done all these things. She's motherfucker

watch Rugrats at home. By this stuff, I grew up in Utah. By this definition, I'm like Mormon. I'm like the most Mormon. Yes. And even though the memories are fuzzy and I ultimately begged my parents to let me drop out, I remember how it made

me feel. Warm. accepted and like everything was okay. So I chose to not feel those things. As a September 28, 1975 Jew, yes. I've been at this a little longer than you, Olivia. Yeah, just ask his dick, because it's cut. Thank you.

Thank you for both the joke and the explanation. Cut it out. Cut it out. As the September 28, 1975 Jew, I will finish this bit. God damn it. I can say that warm, what did she say that made her feel like?

Accepted, warm. Warm, sure. Being Jewish, I've had, you know, warm moments. Being accepted, sure. But like everything was okay. Jews, famously fine with everything. No, no, that's not. The service in restaurants,

the state of the hotel room when they check in, we're fine with all of it. The temperature of the soup. Exactly what I want. Yeah, everything's fun. This soup is just right. It took a tragedy to activate a part of me that had been asleep.

Well, thank you, Hamas. Yeah, she's a real sleeper cell. Judaism is, in fact, the antidote, though treated like a disease by protesters and propagandists at home and abroad. It gives me peace to know that I am finding the same answer as those who came before me. She said came before me like a million times in this. I'm like, how are you a fucking writer?

Yeah. That's how she do. She's like, oh, I'm in the Sasan Piker Buckline and Matt Lieb came before me. Yeah. Well, she's lucky to come at all, I'll tell you this. The greatest gift I can think of, I think, to give my. dad, his brothers, and my grandparents. Fuck my mom.

Fuck my mom. Jewish salt, bitch. And my grandparents is to keep the cultural live that connects us through time and with the wisdom of my mother carry it forward. Tonight, I will be where my grandparents always were at this

time of year at a Passover Sider. In a makeshift spin room. Yes. Yes. Harassing Hasan Piker on line. Olivia Rinegold, staff writer for the free pets. She co-created

and executive produced Matt Iglesias' podcast, Bad Takes. Yeah. That's a good pair. She's like, oh yeah, they're bad takes. And they are. Ladies and gentlemen, that is October 8th Jew by Olivia Rinegold. Give it up for Olivia.

We don't have to. That's fine. Olivia, Olivia, have you met Olivia? Olivia, the October 8th Jew. Yeah. And give it up one more time. Pahlavi, it's been wonderful talking to you. Thank you so much. You've been wonderful. We love you.

And we do want to end with something right now for all of you. I understand. We're keeping you out late on a Sunday night. And we really appreciate it. Thank you guys so much for coming out to the show, by the way. We did it. Our last live show was we played a live song, and we wanted to do that for you tonight. because this has been a really fun night with all of you, and you're a very special audience.

And we have dedicated this show to so many wonderful Hasbara that we thought we would sing a song that they would enjoy immensely. This show only exists because of all of you. Our listeners, our Patreon supporters, our subscribers, but even more, the evil, demented moral freaks that we cover regularly on this show. And so this is us channeling them.

You may have heard this song if you watch the New York City live show recording, but we're going to do it for you live now, so take it in as if it's the very first time. And it might be. It might be. All right. Are we ready to rock? Feel free to get some shut-eye.

I'm tired, too. All right. You got your Jennifer Warren's ready? I got my Joe Cocker ready. Let's do it. Let's do this. Who knows what tomorrow in a land we Jews must occupy.

All I know is it's our home to steal. Steal a home, motherfucker. And the deed is signed by I don't I. G-D bitch. Long-ass road like my dear There are people Quote unquote In our way

We'll climb that temple mount to a brighter day It lifts us up where we belong To we're out of trying Hey lifts us up where we Replacing that gold with the statue of the star champagne to feel the nile And enough gold to fill the rhyme Hang on to their old house key

Allegedly live their life. I mean get over it already, 48 was 80 years ago. Sucks for them that it's our promise land. It's not our fault. The promise was ill-defined. Talk to God. Where are the borders? We don't know. They say... They say...

Where... As they try. to try us in the hay Try me, motherfucker in the hay But they won't rain on our gay pride The Subway Subway, but yeah, in surprise, why is it? Comes the Cape Oro-

It's a Subway Or a statue of Gonaplan's red eye Or a statue of Olivia Arangle Or a statue of the guy who killed Oswald Who killed Kennedy Or a statue of Jake Tapper Or a statue of Benjahou. Or a statue of Ben-Givir.

Or a statue of Dustin Diamond. A statue of Amy Schumer. Okay. Or a statue of Sarah Silverman. I can't do this forever. Or a statue of Maim Bialik. Or a statue of Marilyn Monroe. We found out tonight.

If we want to cut to the chase and build the ultimate statue to our true ideological hero, we could cut through all the middlemen and just make a statue of Hitler. Good night. Thank you for coming. Thanks, everyone, really.

So much fun. Thank you. We love you guys, thank you.