Bad Hasbara - The World's Most Moral Podcast - [TEASER] Lee Kern chastises Hannah Einbinder

Episode Date: September 22, 2025

In this week’s Patreon exclusive episode with comedian Orli Matlow from the War Is Stupid podcast, we sat down for some Hebrew Bible study with eminent Talmudic scholar and ultra-Semitic bloke Lee Kern, innit. (Warning: this episode far exceeds the FDA’s daily recommendation for musical theatre references.)To listen to the full episode join the Patreon at patreon.com/badhasbara  Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/bad-hasbara/donationsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

It's been a minute since I've seen Lee Kern, but he is apparently living in Israel because, you know. He's much, much happier. Yeah, you can tell that it's really done a lot for his soul. Since he got nationality affirming surgery. Uh-huh. Now I love Hamish. I've never lost it for. And I love it.

Here we go. Okay. So that Hannah Einbinder. I'm sorry, but you do not call... You're affecting a hell for Hannah? Shut the fuck up. From the Emmys, she's a wanker. So she's objectively like a fucking wanker.

He's pretty clear to me that her... I'm sure she does masturbate. I mean, we all wanked. She's depicted it on the show. Yeah. I mean, look at you. Lee Curr, literally shaped like a penis. The Jewish education is that being Jewish.

It's just vibes. But I've learned as a Jew that we're nice and we have vibes. And I like bagels. And I say oil. Bigos? Motherfucker said bagels. He said bagels. It sounds like let by goes be bygos.

Let bagels be bagels. Isn't a bagel like when a fertilized egg? I think a bagel is when you like both male and female bagels. Seagulls. A bygol is a seagull that can fly both ways. I mean, the fact that he's trying to make the argument about, you know, what being a Jew is, and he can't even pronounce our, let's be honest, most famous delicacy, the bygill. Come on, man.

Sorry to keep derailing. Orly, named two Sondheim songs that have gull or seagull in them. By the Sea from Sweeney Todd. Yes. Wow. And Weekend in the Country from Little Night Music? Possibly. I was thinking of Four Black Dragons from Pacific Overtures.

Go ahead, Matt. Have you guys seen Hamilton? No, actually. What's that? How does a bastard orphan, son of a bitch, motherfucker, put it in... All right, here we go. And I like bagels, and I say oy. You say oy.

You're fucking British. And I like bagels. and I say oi that's being Jewish it's vibes and then you might toss into the mix some ticunolum bullshit so he said you might toss

into the mix some tiquino lum bullshit which is like heal the world sort of repair the world yeah repair the world and it has a very I mean you could make the case that liberal secular yes Ashkenazi American Jews have turned it into a

kind of feel good, do good vagueness, but it does have a very strong spiritual meaning, which is to prepare the world for the Messiah, which is to get right with God. I mean, we're entering the fucking days of awe. We're entering, you know, we're in the month of Eulul. It's all about Tikon Olam. I get what he's pointing to that there can be Jews who use social justice as a replacement for any genuine sense of religiosity and, you know, guilty as charged. Yeah, but, you know, it's, it's, it means a lot coming from him, a genocidal mania.

Yes. Right. I'd wager, if your Judaism is social justice and bagels, that's better than militarism and murder. Yeah, and someone else's philosophy. Yes. Yeah. And that's like, you know, you're one. We will now read from the book of genocide.

I mean, genesis. Yeah. First, there was nothing. Then everything and it was ours. Yeah. Then God said, let there be light. And then he took away a little bit of the light because he didn't want any of the Arabs to have the light.

And then he said, no electricity. Yeah, yeah. No gas. We're dealing with human animals. Yeah. And on the seventh day, he rested for a bit, planning new ways to kill all the Palestinians. She clearly has had a fucking abysmal,

education, there's no one who could keep a straight face and try to claim that Jews do not originate from and our entire peoplehood is not inextricably intertwined with the land of Israel. Yeah, your ginger beard just screams Semite, 11 time. You have to be a fucking nutter to believe that I'm not indigenous to this land, yeah? Look at me and now look at the people around me. Do you know, we're all pale and red-headed, huh? So, you know what I'm saying? Right now, past the door that smells of piss.

Okay, so I grew up, um... But it's Jewish piss. Yeah, yeah, it's beautiful piss. Don't worry, it's blessed piss. In a religious home. And, uh, and, uh, my family, we've never even had a Shabbat dinner. But my parents cared enough. I didn't go to a Jewish school, by the way, either.

My parents cared enough. Just to be clear, this is a tirade about how Hannah does not have a good Jewish education. Just to be clear. And just to be clear, he just said Eva. Yeah. That's how extreme his accent is. It's far gone. Yeah, yeah.

I mean, I just, I'm imitating you, imitating him at this point. I know, I know. This is like for people who are like, you know, oh, Matt's bad British accent is. accent, is it really bad when you listen to Lee Kern talk? I didn't think so. No, it's uncanny Lee Lee Kern. That's right. Uncanny of Lee Kern out of his skull.

Yeah, Leikern. Here we go. Send me to, what was, I guess, the equivalent of Sunday school. It's called Haida. I remember the story of Samsung. I remember the story of a David. I'm sorry. Heider, of course, is a Yiddish

word. Oh, you went to, you went to a traitor name five guys. Samson, David. He literally says David the same way I say it when I go Fishing deep, Tyve you pick him. I love that. That's how he actually says David. I remember one

bloke begat another bloke. Yeah, who begat another guy and then another chap. Yeah, like, he's like, Hannah needs to have a Jewish education. I didn't have one except for uh when i learned five guys uh from cheater and uh there's samson of delilah we gotta remember that he's gonna open up five guys falafel yeah uh who else uh fucking david uh bill

Bill Hader Borgon Yeah Borgin The story of David Tim David Selecting some stones

To fuck up Samson You know And so No no no no No David did not Fuck up Samson Samson's a completely

different story He's the hero of his own story Samson's the one who had his haircut Yes he had his haircut famously Like David And David and Goliath, I mean, at the very least. This wanker had an abysmal Jewish education.

She didn't learn the story of David and Samson and Noah and the magic beans. So, as we all know, King David, he famously threw his stone at Samson because he didn't like that he had dreadlocks. He said, oh, that's cultural appropriation, yeah? And then Samson, he went and he had sex with Esther, I think. And the point is, it all happens in Israel, where I'm from.