Bad Hasbara - The World's Most Moral Podcast - [TEASER] The zionist freakout over Zohran's win
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A few posts that happened post-Mam Dani were amazing as a parent.
This is from Yoni Chanowitz wrote,
Serious Post.
My kid is having anxiety that Mamdani won.
I'm trying to calm him down and saying it's going to be fine,
but he doesn't believe me.
I have no idea what to do.
The actual video footage of this incident is the father locked in the bathroom
and the kid gently, you know,
caressing the door being like it's okay daddy it's gonna be okay can i go pee now yeah just come out please i'm hungry
yeah you're freaking out kid finds out what to be anxious about a politician i know i love i love this
i love this like blaming of the radical left or mom dani just be like help community
so i i uh i accidentally told my son that one of the nine 11 planes was running for mayor and uh now
Now I'm trying to calm him down and saying it's going to be fine.
Now I'm trying to say it's going to be fine.
You should, how do I, how do I bridge the gap where I still want him to be scared of literally everything, but also not ruin Shabbat dinner?
Please help.
Just, it's so great.
And then this, this post is crazy.
Friend of the show, actual friend of the show, Suna posted this recently from a, from an account called at Payne,
Payne us shirts, Christmas miracle.
Any other pro-Israel Littles find it difficult to watch Miss Rachel during playtime now?
I know one-year-olds aren't supposed to quote, no about this stuff, but it still feels icky to me,
sighs in toddler.
Yeah.
To which someone responded, don't raise your children to be Zionists.
And they responded with this clarifier.
Clarifier.
A lot of people mad at me are misinterpreted.
this post. I do not have children. During role play or quote playtime, I inhabit the state of mind of a toddler. It's called entertaining my quote, little space. Entering my little space. Yes, yes. It's called. My imaginary friend is all kinds of fucked up over this. Yeah, man. Doesn't even during sexual role play? I don't know and I don't want to know, Daniel. Can you imagine being the partner of someone?
who's like been begging them to consent to allow them to enter their little space and like go
into their inner child during sexual roleplay and you finally you know you've worked with the
couples therapists you finally willing to give it a try and the day you do their inner toddler
starts freaking out about Zora Mandani and is shaking and wants to be soothed that's the only way
they can feel sexually safe.
That's breaking the rule, though, because the little, if you're really inhabiting the
little, you don't know, you don't know what Ms. Rachel's politics are.
Right.
Exactly.
You, and what's, or it's either that or you're like, no, I am role playing as a one-year-old
toddler, which that's not what a toddler is.
Yeah, one-year-olds don't toddle.
They do not toddle.
you're role playing as a one-year-old
who is also a Zionist
who has got some sort of
very developed brain
at this point marriage over
that's all I'm saying
I mean also like to be like
probably not a Jew
being a pro with Christmas miracle
Christmas miracle I mean
you're a Christian Zionist role-playing toddler
I mean
why where is there space
in this big you know
know, the big tent of politics.
I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, uh, very into scat play, but I also, um, am a big supporter of the
kingdom of Saudi Arabia.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So you, you're like, I feel this on a different level than you guys feel.
