Bad Hasbara - The World's Most Moral Podcast - [UNLOCKED] 164: Word Is Bond, with Troy Bond

Episode Date: December 30, 2025

UNLOCKED PATREON EPISODE! Matt and Daniel are joined by comedian Troy Bond to review a cavalcade of self-important psychopaths, including Palantir CEO Alex Karp looking a little over-stimulated, Kalshi oddsmaker Tarek Mansour teasing a future where you can bet the under on the end of capitalism, and a low-poly model of Benjamin Netanyahu calling into the DealBook conference from a Call Of Duty: Black Ops cutscene.Please donate to Gaza Great Minds: http://gazagreatminds.org/donate/Subscribe to the Patreon https://www.patreon.com/badhasbaraTroy's website: https://troybond.komi.io/Troy on IG: https://www.instagram.com/troybond69/Troy on X: https://x.com/TroyHasEbolaSupport this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/bad-hasbara/donationsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

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White foster us. Zabra Hamas. As far as us Hello, everybody, and welcome to Bad Hasbara, the world's post-poral podcast. My name is Matt Lieb, and I am very sick. This is just what my voice sounds like, and I will be your most moral co-host for this podcast. My name is Daniel Matta, and I don't need technology to sound like that. How dare you?

you this is what i actually sound like thank you so much for joining uh i just you know i have this whole you know effects set up and i'm like i want to just have fun i just let me do it you know what am i going to just do it once in a while i got i got to whip it out i've got to justify the cost of the purchase uh please follow i want to hear i want to hear the vote order oh yeah you want to hear that i mean i got a whole bunch of shit on here dude it's fucking crazy i got let's see let's let's do this let's shake this out all right What does this sound like? This is just hit doubling.

Hey, bitch, I'm sucking on dicks. That's pretty good. You have the talk box. What's that? You have the talk box where you can sort of make the guitar. Oh, yeah. I actually need a guitar to like, yes, but yeah. You know, I actually bought a talk box and I tried to do a guitar and I'm not good enough.

Yeah, I got a talk box. and one day I'm going to whip it out and I'm going to have to buy a little synthesizer in order to make it work good. Anyways. So excited for everyone to join us on a wonderful, wonderful December, crisp December day. Thank you so much for liking and subscribing and doing all the stuff that we ask you to do every week. You guys have been champions.

We're almost at 50,000 subscribers on YouTube. We're still almost at 50,000. But now we're really almost. Really? Before we were like almost and we were like, I don't know, a thousand, 1,500 away. Now we're like a couple hundred away. Have I said this? It's like, was it the Fibonacci sequence or what is that mathematical thing where you close the gap?

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. By half and by half and you never reach there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like that. Although, yeah, it does feel like that. I'll be honest. It feels like we're never going to get there. but I bet we do.

I bet we do in the next few days. That's what I bet. I'll take that bet. I'm big on the probability markets. Yeah, me too. We're going to be talking a lot about them probability markets. But today's sponsor is Gaza Great Minds. So, Gaza Great Minds provides safe tent classrooms and quality education to Gaza's children affected by war.

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for you it was you know i can't i it's i you're so sensitive it's like a little baby i need to just rub your beard and tell you it's okay like i do with most babies mommy and daddy don't fight uh it's your fault adam that's how i'm gonna explain it to my child it's true it's true if i don't want guests to make mean jokes about me when i'm away i shouldn't go away that's exactly right that handsome boy jasper said something a little bit mean i didn't hurt my feelings all he said is he fakes laughter listen if If you don't fake laughs on a podcast, see, there we go. You have to do it.

You're not good at podcasting if you don't fake laughs. That's what I always say. Yeah, fair enough. It's true. Half of podcasting is pretending that everything is funny. Half of the job is insincerity. That's right. Hey, Daniel.

Yeah, homie. What's this, man? Well, like I said, I was away. I went to Montreal, gave my new vehicle its first road trip, and it was great. Kel Bonn, Kel Bonn? Seban? Yeah, yeah, it's, yeah, it's, super cool. Super cool, super smart.

And I brought back some records, a couple of Montreal-related ones, and all of them are Canadian-related. And two of them are guest-related. Here is Narcy's album, Yassine, our boy Narcy, who we had him on the show this summer. That's right, yeah. He owns a bookstore with his wife, who's named. I believe is Sundus both Iraqi amazing bookstore

called Magdaba in old Montreal prime location all kinds of great great great books and this is his album which they gifted me called To Be an Arab volume one who else is on this Dave Chappelle

Dave Chappelle Mo Amr is on this Talib Kuali Damn Issa Ali Todd Rundgren Yeah Godspeed you Black Emperor. We had Ephra Ephraim on the show, and this is their album,

Alleluia, Don't Bend, Ascend. Yeah, yeah. I went to see him, see his band live downtown L.A. a few months ago. It was really sick. Dang, I was going to go to the one in New York, but it was canceled because someone was sick. Oh, yeah.

Was it a good show? Oh, so awesome. It was great. And it was a really cool venue, too. And I was like, damn, I need to get more fans. So I want to fill this place up. Now you're starting to sound like RFK Jr. I want to fill this place up with my cum.

Rivers and rivers of cum. I mean to sell out the venue of your mouth. I love that there's probably a sizable portion of our audience has no idea what We're talking about, just as well. Google Olivia Nuzi, RFK, and have fun. I mean to break all safety capacity codes of your jaw. I am like an eagle, and your tities are like a small rodent that I've got in my talons. You don't need a fucking soundboard for that.

All right, a few more Canadian records that I got in Montreal, Katie Lang, Shadowland. Grammy award-winning country album, incredible, great. She just fucking had the voice of an angel. Roche-Voisin, a Quebecois singer. This song, Helene, Mr. Trepanier, in grade nine, communications, French immersion in my class when I was in high school, played this for us because it's half in English, half in French. That's a nice little love song from the late 80s.

And lastly, Quebecois folk group, called La Botin Surreante, which I think means the smiling boot. And this is their album, La Traverse de L'Atlantec, the Crossing of the Atlantic. All right. Look at that. So that's what's spinning over in the Mate household. Before we introduce our guest, I first and foremost want to apologize to you, Daniel, because we had been talking about doing a little deep dive into Adam Lewis Klein on

the pod and then on the day that you weren't there, I unfortunately had a guest, Jasper, who had had. No, no, it made total sense. He had interactions with them. I was like, I have to talk about this guy. No, no apology needed for that. Yes. Save your apologies for where it really matters. But there was one omission, I thought. I just wanted to provide a supplemental Adam Lewis Klein tweet. This was my absolute favorite. Get a load of this. A persistent tactic. This is where he tries to sound academic. He always tries to sound academic. I feel

like his entire his thing is what if I sounded like this is a tweet written in the voice of like Michael Babara or Ezra Klein. That's what he's doing. Or Judith Butler. Oh sure. Judith Butler

if you go in a real academic. Yeah. But Judith Butler rules. Right. But this is where this tweet is maybe his most butlerian. Yeah. A persistent tactic of anti-Zionists is the gotcha clip. Anti-Zionists, driven by fixation and hate, spend hours combing through right-wing

and fringe Israeli media. Yeah, Channel 12. Yeah. The fringiest of fridge. Building entire Instagram accounts devoted to catching Israelis saying supposedly genocidal things, which 82% of the population agrees with. Uh-huh. Mm-hmm.

Some real, many decontextualized, that's, well, you know, I love it when people talk about decontextualized clips. Like a clip literally, it has to be taken out of context to be a clip. You have to extract it from the, that's what makes it a clip, yeah. And others entirely innocuous, but rendered evil through the projective anti-Zionist gays. Oh, God. I love it. Guys, our gays, this is worse than the male gays.

Seriously. stop objectifying genocidalism yeah with your x-ray eyes boring into my words and finding the hidden

obvious dictionary definition meanings of them just fucking like SS soldiers going I feel naked right now I feel naked the way you're staring at my actions I feel so exposed I feel so exposed with you understanding my words. The pathology here is not only the obsessive behavior,

but the transparent attempt to use fringe individuals to smear an entire people. Yeah, Channel 12, Channel 13, Channel 14. Yes. The Foreign Minister. Yeah. The Minister of Culture, the Prime Minister, the Prime Minister of Security. The entire Prime Minister's Cabinet. Yeah.

The soldiers, the military courts that prop up, that exonerate those soldiers. when they rape people, the crowds that gather outside to protest them even being investigated for said rapes. Those fringes, you know? Yeah. It's all fringe.

It's a, it's really a, it's a country of Tseet, really. Yeah, I like it. It's all Tseet, no Talas. That's right. That's right. You know what I'm saying? It is no different from a white supremacist who weaponizes footage of inner city gang violence

to stereotype all black people as criminals. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. I love it because I feel like this type of liberal Zionist is going extinct. Yeah. You know, and then this new guy pops up and breathes new life into me. Because they're just like, yes, do the thing. Compare yourself and compare an apartheid state to the plight of inner city black youth. Well, yeah, I mean, because this is the classic liberal Zionist crossed with like terminally online.

Yes. woke fucking, you know, theory spouter. Right, yeah. Crossed with actual Jewish supremacist. Right. With Nazism, yeah. With Nazism, yeah. Anti-Zionism functions the same way.

A racist caricature masquerading as moral critique animated, that's a good use of animated, by a compulsive need for condemnation and accusation, and sustained by the belief that Jews exist only as objects for exposure, and defamation. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. I love that also, by the way, the account that he is most obviously sub-tweeting is the

Ad I Really Hate You account, which is an Israeli Jew who posts things that happen in the media that he himself has lived with, grown up with, and has been exposed to from birth. And all he's doing is putting captions. It's all he does. That's what's captions on the fucking things they say. He barely, he barely editorializes. No, he doesn't. He just shows, he's like, here's another one.

Yeah, well, it's just another example, you know, because Adam Lewis Klein, of course, talked about the dimmy, the anti-dimmy practice of throwing stones. These people are throwing verbal stones, and, you know, on his behalf, I say, let he who is without foreskin cast the first stone. Very good. Yeah, he's talking a lot about the anti-Zionist, and wants to let you know that gays are thrown off roofs in Hamas in Gaza.

We have a wonderful guest, and I'm so excited to have him on. We almost had him on a couple weeks ago, and he got the flu. Then I got the flu, and I almost wasn't able to make it, but I decided to take a bunch of day quill and just power through it. So if I don't make any sense at some point, that's the dayquil. It's not because I'm stupid. I'm actually very smart and everyone knows that. He is a comedian, stand-up comic.

He has a special out called Troy Bond is dangerous. You can watch on YouTube right now. Ladies and gentlemen and everyone else, welcome to the podcast, Troy Bonn. You just told everyone we kissed without telling them. That's, if you want to infer a kissy happened, that's up to you. I'm also filled with Dayquil, but I should point out that I've been here. healed for weeks. I just have dependency on it now and I can't stop. I'm just a drug addict. I want to be the little wane of comedy and that's how I'm going to get to it. I can't just go right

into the codeine. You got to start with DayQuil. I'm snorting it. Oh, good. It doubles as a laxative if you do it that way. That's true. It's a right way to get fired from your seasonal job at Macy's. People don't know this about Dayquil is uh, it makes you shit a lot. And it is, it's truly not fun when you feel like shit and you just want to lie down and then your body is like, I got to do it again. Troy, thank you so much for coming on. I'm stoked to have you. You have been someone I've been following on social media for a couple of years now. And you, like so many of our comedian guests, one of the few comedians who had no qualms with making a a joke about what Israel was doing during a very obvious genocide. And the tweets that got me to

follow you were Star Wars based. And so I just want to show a couple of them. This is using Palpatine, the Jedi tried to kill me. So I killed all of the Jedi, including their children. Source, Palpatine. And then a quote, Alderan was attacked. Alderon was attacked by its own failed super laser, not the Death Star. That was the Al-Ali hospital bombing statement on that. And then also, breaking, the empire has declared Echo Base as a terrorist state. Looking at the date on those, I'm learning about myself that I've never truly waited too long to say anything. Never.

Like, these tweets, yeah, the 17th for all of them. On the 17th, the 17th must have been a bad news day. Well, you know. Troy too soon, question mark, Bond. Opinions are expensive, ladies. Yes. And I also want to play some of your stand-up because you are a really funny stand-up comic. Thanks, man.

And I wanted to just, here is one right here. But here's my thoughts about Palestine. I don't got shit to say about that. My agents are not Palestinian. I'll just say that. What are you making jokes right there? I think so. Nubian.

I felt like doing a waddle impression for no reason. Yes, they went in there and they took care of them. Not just the men, but the women and the children, too. It's like I love anything mixed with Star Wars is usually my favorite thing having Wado be

Israeli or just Jewish is so Well it's canonical really Yeah I took my right from George Lucas I mean what what else Growing up when I watched it I said like Okay 50 50 chance

This is just a Jew But there's That other 50% chance, as someone who grew up in L.A., I was like, possibly an Armenian. It's very possible. Maybe George Lucas has lived in Glendale for a period of time. Either way, it's someone who still hasn't gotten over a genocide. 100%. Someone who cannot stop bringing up their genocide.

Troy, how long have you been with Wado and Associates? Wado Wado and Price. It wasn't, it's funny because like WM.E is I love Waddle Morris agency. It's funny because like when I was doing all the Wado stuff, WME did not give a shit. And I was like, oh, my agents are pretty secular, I'm guessing. And then I, they called me after those, not right after those tweets. I had done a show at, uh, in.

Omaha, Nebraska. And my first year of touring, man, I know you could relate to like parasycial relationships having like a following and then seeing those people in person. And I was just doing the road for and I'd done the road, but like as a feature. Right. So like, and then I start headlining and you, I kind of just had gotten thrust into it and I was ready. But like, I was getting used to those parasycial relationships and doing hours and then being in different time zones. I sell that to excuse the heavy drinking problem I had at that time. And I did a show. In Omaha, Nebraska, I was so hammered that I remember we were like, I don't think I can ever go back there. And they were really good. They were really nice and polite. But I did a meet and greet

after. And I was, apparently, I brought a big New York energy to Omaha. And they were like saying the things that I was reading back. I said to them in the meet and greet like through the email. My agents had emailed me. I think the tweets were like the thing that were like, we're going to get his ass now. And I'm like, so I got compounded yelled at for my behavior at that club and my tweets about Israel. And they were like, well, you know, we're Jewish. And I was like Eddie Murphy. I was like, get the fuck out of here. Y'all Jewish, no way.

And then after that, I think Susan Sarandon, who was in my agency, had gotten fired. And I was like, well, I ain't no Susan Sarandon. Let me just, I like Torin. Let me hold on to that for a little while. And then it became, this was still 20, 23. So, like, maybe not even a month in October 7th. And one of my best friends is Jewish, and we're recording my comic book podcast on October 7th.

And, like, we stopped in the middle of it. And I just sort of had him talk to me because I didn't, I grew up in Connecticut. If there were any Jewish people, they were hiding. Like, now there is, because the property in Brooklyn has just gotten too expensive. Right, exactly. Every since Mom Donnie, everyone's like, we're doing an exodus to Connecticut. Yeah. And, well, I mean, like, Mom Donnie and the Israel-Palestine thing as a whole, to me, is a lot like, and I'm sure we'll get into it at some point, but it was like the Kirk thing.

We're like, I think it'd just become undeniably naked, how gross people were, we're reacting to it. And Israel and Palestine was different because the first like three months, I mean, Matt, you were one of my heroes and like leading the charge and talking about it and how quickly people will brand you as. as an anti-Zionist or anti-Semite. And then once that stopped working and people just started paying attention to what was actually happening, it wasn't as controversial to say to the masses, you know, something like Free Palestine. And I remember the attention I got when I was saying it. And that's when I started to notice how conservative comedians who had like made it and

necessarily didn't, because that's what happens. You make money and then you stop caring about everyone else. And I just was sort of like, well, we're supposed to be, you know, know, punching up and fighting for the underdog. How could you deny that this is a thing? And also, I didn't like the celebrity status that I was given because, like, there was this thing called Palestine News Network. Troy Bond speaks out about the free Palestine movement. I was like, I said free Palestine because Instagram shut off a live stream I did where I showed a flag. So, like, I was like 75% for the cause, 25% just doubling down to Mark Zuckerberg. But again, like it just

felt like the natural spite is the normal like spite protest jerry yeah but that's normal listen i would say 25% or more spite is the reason this podcast exists so and that's why i love it i spent half of my day with you guys today uh just watching episodes uh and then like 20 minutes in i was like i'd be i'd be watching this even if i wasn't on today uh but like it's so weird to see i never thought that I, as a comic, would have to look for safe spaces, but you either live long enough to see yourself become Jeff Dye, or you talk to everybody. Jeff Dye, by the way, this is mostly an intercomics reference. He's someone who recently tried to start a go-fund me to move to Austin because he was

tired of Woke, and we've been making fun of him for two weeks. Oh, man, do I have some stories? I would have to tell you off air because I don't want to. want to see a go fund me to take me to court. Yeah. Brother, can he spend $26? I think it's hilarious. Oh, I just, oh, I lost up.

Oh, shit, your camera. I'm back. I'm back. Jeff Dye got me. Jeff Dye hit me. Jeff, fucking Jeff Dye. You see your back, but I can't see you. Oh, yeah.

Still not there. Wait. Click it. Okay, wait. Oh, there I am. Yeah, I just switched cameras again. Sorry. That's fine.

Yeah, no, the point I was going to make before I was a hilarious interrupted from my joke is it's rough when getting a DUI and a Tesla is like the third most embarrassing thing to happen to you. And I'm only saying that because he messages my girlfriend frequently. Yeah, that's fair. And he sucked. But so, you know, just in terms of your own representation, did they fire you or have they hung on? I will, I, I, it was really interesting because, yeah, it was, it was nice because like, I, they sort of had the same talk with me around like the same, around the Charlie Kirk stuff where they were like, do you want to be known as a political comedian? And I was like, I don't think you have to be to. And also, comedy is political. That's weird for me. Okay, I either do that or I'm Gallagher, you know, and I think that I think early on, they realized, uh,

that I was just going to say what I was going to say, but I also heeded their lessons and learned it. I think I was grateful to get that sit down because it made me really filter through what I was going to say and how I was going to say it. But like, I won't lie every time I've tweeted or said something, my manager has like then reached out and she's like, you're going to get a call about an hour, watch.

And then that hour goes by and I'm like, no consequences. But like I might. And then Michael Clayton shows up at your door. Yeah, right. But then, no, they were, they couldn't have been a greater to me and more. And it was like, it was a push-pull thing, right? Because like, they were on the side that everybody was shitting on. So it forced me to question my worldview and look at things from how they looked at it.

And I think they sort of did the same with me. And they're really good about diversity being diversity of thought. And you have to have people from all these different walks of life to do it. And I'm not just walking back and saving my ass. I really do genuinely mean that and it also they put me on a shelf pretty quickly too I think and it's like

we'll call you if we get the call but we ain't making no calls for you and I was like all right listen back to podcasting I mean you know there's something refreshing about them staying in conversation with you they stayed in conversation they never once like threatened me and told me

one more tweet and you're gone it was I think more or less just like listen Troy listen let me be honest with you if if you were someone different. If you were an Academy Award winning actress, a legend of Hollywood, someone who's beloved for her humanitarian work and her world class talent, you'd be out on your fucking ass. But you're you. You got three viral videos and we're going to hold on to that because that's worth it's white in the comedy market right now. We got to make up for a Matt

Rife shape hole in our agency. Turns out doubling down and going domestic violent route when 90% any of your fan bases, women, does not pay the bills. So we're going to meet you. We are Andrew Dice Clay in this agency, meaning we're going to call you a lot for a year and then not at all after that. All right. Hang tight, Habibi.

We'll call you. Can you, so the other controversy was the Charlie Kirk thing. What happened there? Like, because I didn't actually see the content you made. I only saw the reaction to the content. yeah so did i um that had a longer shelf life than my initial stuff okay so what had happened was i uh was filming a sketch where i bought like this admiral acbar mask and and and i was like using it as a puppet and and it was like a whole sketch about him having PTSD like everything was

like it's a trap and then he was mad that like somebody was eating calamari and he was like he's eating my friend carl and i made all that took me like an hour and a half two hours more star wars folks nor Star Wars. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Star Wars. Then I go on Twitter and I start to see Tweets as said, and I would like to, I was talking to a comic about this last thing. Charlie Kirk was relatively not known to the public unless you're like us, right? Like he was, you know, so when you find out that it happened to him,

my initial reaction was like Tony Soprano when Phil had a heart attack. Oh, Christmas came early this year. And everyone's sort of looking to be like, yes, let's dump, dude, what you just said. I'm like, what you mean? I'm talking manger blunder in my career. And I don't got to be confronted by the fact, no more. But I, so I immediately saw the writing on the walls of like, I didn't know he was dead. And so I started tweeting, I was like, Charlie Kirk had just got shot.

And I don't, I was like Dave Chappelle, I don't feel bad. Oh, oh, you talk to people with guns. You don't get shot. Talking about gun violence, you lost the debate. And I did what anyone would have done in my situation when people, you know, you're in like a bad position when you send out a series of tweets about the death of somebody whose views you thought were born and anti-human and marginalized a big part of your friend group.

Also, in moments like that, people seem to forget, I'm black, you know? Right. So when you say something like the civil rights movement, emboldened, far left, fascist groups that are existing today. I kind of have a problem with that. And so my reaction, was it visceral? Yes. Was it filled with facts? Was any of Charlie's stuff? I don't know. No, I do know. And so I sent all those tweets out. Then I started to get backlash. You know you're in trouble like, because I posted them on Instagram too. Because I wanted to get ahead of everybody just there was just a lot of dorky stuff that I saw happening of people being like, no matter what his views were,

man, you got to say this was fucked up. He was doing debate the right way. Yeah. He would go into schools and find an already crying girl and yell at her. You're a big fan of Ezra Klein, I see. Yes. I was, no matter what his views were, he didn't deserve

that, and I'm like, if one of the views were, you should be publicly executed, and then you get publicly executed, I'm not saying he deserved it, but like, you know, I, you talk to people who have guns, you're bound to get shot. That was a Chris. I mean, the thing was, is I think we're all confronted with the most obvious irony of all time,

and we're supposed to pretend like the dramatic irony wasn't, like, you don't have to say funny, but entertaining in a obviously tragic way. But it's like, come on, this guy, his last words were essentially black crime. And then he got shot. Thank you. And that's sort of, that's the sentiment I was trying. to purport in a time where the one time the nation decided to grieve

right and they were like you know now if I had just waited maybe a week I would have been fine now AI is like poisoned with Charlie Kirk faces and I watch every single one of those memes I just do every single one but like when Trump got shot I made jokes I put out a bit

that morning where I like I went on stage and I was like I just shot Donald Trump and I was like if the Secret Service doesn't show up by 9 a.m. I am fine But the difference then is like nobody got hurt. And I just have a hard time pretending to have empathy. And I also have a hard time saying sorry for something I wasn't sorry about. I'm more sorry about learning how expensive opinions could be.

And I also, there's two things I'd like to get clear. One, I was auditioning for a TV show at the time. The day I was sending out those tweets and my hair was a little bit longer. And I was supposed to look like a doctor. And they shaved my head. And then I get the tweets and everything. And I was like, well, it doesn't look like I'll be getting this job now. And two, everybody thought that I was canceling my shows myself when in reality they had to be postponed because his fans were calling clubs threatening with violence.

And they couldn't ensure the safety for the staff or for anyone else. And like, you don't know who's going to waltz in and go crazy. You don't want to get, you don't want to get kirked. I don't want to get kirked, you know. I have a lot of bids ending in where you guys from? I'm counting or not counting gang violence. I don't want those to also be my last words. Oh, no.

I said the trigger word. Well, it was funny to me because I was really wondering what people thought were going to happen by taking those things away from me. Like, has anyone in Magarworld ever been come away from a silencing and being like, you know what, I learned my lesson. I'm a lot more level headed now. And I'm going to hold hands and sing we are the world. And I didn't come out like swinging like that.

I just waited. Oh, the other thing is when everybody yelled at me about my videos, the last Star Wars thing, is I posted a video saying, I just saw Charlie Kirk got shot. I didn't know he got shot when I tweeted that, rest in peace. And I had my laptop right next to me at the end of Phantom Menace. And I pressed play. And it was the gungan parade. So I was like, rest in peace, Charlie. And then it was just like, da-na-da-da-da-da-da-da-da. And people lost their minds. So I archived the post on Instagram. I deleted that video because I got tired of dorks getting free clout duetting me. And I didn't say anything for two weeks. weeks. And then I posted a bit talking about the death of Charlie. And what's interesting is so many people at first, I was like, the internet hates me. My career is over. I'm cooked. And then I was like, you know what? I don't want shitty people supporting my career and putting money into my pocket that I then have to live with. So it's like that line in Bronx tale where he's like, it costs you $20 to get a money like. Cost me $150,000 followers to get Joy Villa and Sebastian Gwarka to unfollow me. Oh, well, it was well worth it. Um, and you were the first person. to reach out to me, Matt, to be like, fuck those insults, keep your chin up.

And that meant a lot to me. And I never got to think how much that meant to me. Thank you. Yeah, no problem. I mean, you know, it's, it is the, the memory of the internet is long, but they're fickle, you know, like they'll, they'll, they'll, they'll, they'll, you know, be in your comment section, like, fucking lice forever, being like, dude, didn't you want to say. Um, but they also are all, you know, I mean, let's be honest, moments away from. from pulling the trigger on themselves. Yeah, well, that's why they say

what they say to us. And also, I think there's a bit of a resentment factor for like, when you're a creative and when you're in comedy, you've got to kind of have to do everything. Like, you do the podcast, you do the live shows, you do the live podcasts, you do live stand-up. Like, it's really hard to kill this

Roach. And like, when you're resilient, they really hate that because they're like, I wasted three of my straight talk minutes to call some club in Maryland to get him canceled. What am I going to do now? It's the first time I've talk to a human in months and it didn't do anything. There needs to be a, there needs to be like a mega phone company

that sells like phone plans where you get free minutes for issuing death threats. Yeah, yeah. Unlimited death threat call. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. Well, I, I'm glad to see that your, your dates are back.

You're back out there touring. We'll put a link to your website in the description so that people can go see you and I highly recommend that you're a hilarious stand-up comic and a natural funny person which those two don't actually go together as often as you think yeah um thanks man we're going to start with just a mess of content that's coming to us via like have you guys noticed there's just been a glut of completely psychotic gatherings recently of hasbarists uh and yeah you mean like conferences where they all get together and they're all just like we're uh we're not monsters right

they all they all have blue backgrounds yeah right they all have blue back there was the sarah hurwitz jewish federation one olivia wringold was at the same one and then we had just have a bunch and i'm telling you they all have blue backgrounds which it's very is real coded the first one of course we we have to talk about this one several clips here from the hill monster herself hell yeah just And really, this is just a Sarah Hurwitz knockoff in a lot of ways. But it's coming from, you know, one of the OGs. Here's Hillary Clinton speaking to what conference is this. That our students, smart.

This conference was... Israel Hayom. Israel, Ha'om, which is Israel's like, I think, most read newspaper. And it is owned by the Adelson's. And so this was a... conference put on by Miriam Adelson, who by the way, I think donated $100 million to Trump's re-election campaign in 2024. So just, it's always nice to know that the whole like Democrat versus Republican thing is fake. Yeah, the threat to democracy. Yes. That Trump poses, you know,

money in politics. Yeah, they don't give a shit. It's also run by the Ministry of Diaspora Affairs. I love one. I love that ministry. Which is the most, the ministry of managing all the bad Jews out there. I would love to see a little, a little like Matt Lieb file that they have. Well, let's check on Lieb. Still an anti-Semite, okay.

We're still not on Canary Mission. I know. Here we go. Here's Hillary. It's that our students, smart, well-educated young people from our own country, from around the world. Where were they getting their information? They were getting their information from social media, particularly TikTok. That is where they were learning about what happened on October 7th, what happened in the days, weeks, and months to follow.

That's a serious problem. It's a serious problem for democracy, whether it's Israel, the United States, and it's a serious problem for our young people. It's a serious problem if you're trying to topple a government when your secretary of state. They're going to find out about this on TikTok. Yeah, exactly. Don't we're looking into Gaddafi? It's really, it's a serious problem if what you like to do is set up a narrative in which it is justifying why genocide is okay. That is a serious problem.

They need to Pokemon go to al-Jazeera.com. Yeah, you need to Pokemon go to the Wall Street Journal and read this op-ed by a guy who works for a pro-ISIS militia in Gaza and says, I'm just so tired of all the Hamas violence. Yeah, like... It's really funny that she starts off by complimenting students as well-educated. Yeah. And then she goes on to malign and slag one of the ways that they are now. educating themselves about the world as if like proper education means getting your information

through the traditional pro establishment filters and what will ruin your good education is if i don't know you open your phone and take a fucking look at what's happening yeah i love the argument of uh you know they're going on tic talk and that's where they're getting their information and it's just like you understand where they're getting their information is from Ghazans, like Palestinians on the ground who are posting crimes that are happening to them. That's the information that everyone's getting. It is the crimes. And like, the other from Charlie DeMilleo doing the West Bank dance. It's really sad. Yeah. Listen, it takes all kinds. But the idea that, like, it's immediately propaganda when you see something that a Ghazan,

a Palestinian tapes themselves, like that is, oh, that's propaganda because that's not, because you didn't read about it on, you know, New York Times or whatever. It's, it's fucking crazy. And of course, if Netanyahu's dream of buying TikTok or controlling TikTok or wherever came true, she would automatically have no problem with TikTok being the main source of information. Yes, yes. This is what they've said over and over. This is why we need to buy TikTok. This is what the argument for purchasing TikTok was. is so funny because people forget the original argument that, uh, for buying TikTok was it's owned by the Chinese, we got to stop China from using it for spying. And then when that kind of

like lost steam after October 7th, they were like, oh no, it's, uh, it's owned by Hamas. It's owned by the Palestinians. Yes, exactly. As if every single social media company isn't owned by raging Zionists. Right. And the reason it's like, oh, these bumbling CEOs who who haven't managed to stem the tide of anti-Semitism. No, they haven't been able to stem the tide of information coming out of Gaza because it's coming out at such a torrential pace. Right, because if it's not Palestinians posting it, it's Israeli soldiers posting their own crimes.

That's on them, dog. She's okay with that as long as Barry Weiss and you get it from CBS. Yeah, exactly. And Barry Weiss can say, this does not represent us. That soldier would let him go. That does not represent me at all. Here's more Hillary. And it was frankly shocking to me how little the students we were encountering,

not only in this class we teach, which is a very large class, international relations about crisis decision making, but students more generally. And that's why I mentioned the social media piece of it, because when you would try to talk to them to engage, in some kind of reasonable discussion. Okay, again, this is totally Sarah Hurwitz, right? You can't even have a sane conversation with these kids.

Right, yeah. Every time you're talking to the same conversation. What makes it insane? The fact that they are challenging that legacy educationalism you're talking about? She's about to tell us. It was very difficult because they did not know history. They had very little context. and what they were being told on social media was not just one-sided, it was pure propaganda.

As opposed to what we're teaching, which is pure academia and no incentive on it at all whatsoever. That's right. Yeah, it's pure propaganda when you see someone taping their own war crime and saying, this is all of us. We all do this. But it is purely a neutral academic source when it's buried. wise pointing at it and saying like actually this is okay because during the oslo accords this is like well it's not even the oslo courts it's the camp david accords her and and bill clinton yes this is their one note thing people don't know the history they just don't know it's this buried hidden fact of history that no one's had the chance to get out there which is that erifat walked away from the most generous offer in history at camp david and uh nope

there was no follow-up. There was no Taba. Barack didn't walk, didn't cancel the negotiations because he had an election. You know, none of that. So she just, they're always, and they act as if only the kids knew about the generous offer at camp, David, they would look at these blood and brain splattered, destroyed walls of buildings in Gaza. And blame it on the Palestinians.

And blame on the Palestinians as they should. Yes. And like that is like the fucking evilness of it is because so much of this does just come from like the Clinton ego where they're just like, you guys don't know the history. Do you know how we like basically were going to solve the Middle East? But then fucking, you know, I mean, it was real close. If the kids knew this, then they wouldn't be asking me about it. Like, you know, there are hard choices when you're trying to solve the Middle East. you could try to negotiate a peace settlement without Arabs, which would be a lot easier and more successful because Arabs just get in the way of everything. But we made the hard choice to negotiate with Arafat. And of course, he fucked us as Arabs are going to do. I mean, this is the attitude. Yeah.

It's truly disgusting because, you know, when you realize how much of it comes from just their own like greedy like greed for legacy it's like and grievance that they don't have it. Yeah. That is that is fucking that's dark and evil.

It was shocking how many seemingly well educated young people had not read either of our memoirs. Yeah, exactly. Our best selling memoirs. Yeah. If you read what happened on page 132

after the Monica sucked my husband's dick stuff, I go into detail about how actually Arabs want to die. It's clear they hadn't read it. They hadn't done the homework. Here's more Hillary. When you think about how to tell Israel's story, and it's important, it's not just looking internally, it's looking externally, and particularly looking at young people, because, you know, it's not just the usual suspects. It is a lot of young Jewish Americans who Excuse me, what? Say that again? Sorry, what? It's not just

It's not just Kevin Spacey and Benicio del Toro and that other Baldwin and Gabriel Byrne. It's not just Kaiser Sousa. Kevin Pollack. It's, oh, I love that. It's not the usual suspects and we're supposed to

infer whatever we want from that. Yeah, no, when she says usual suspects, is she talking baskets of deplorables? Is she talking the Super predators? Super predators? The absolute

tee up she had in 2016 and lost to a guy who ran the internet better. Let's talk about why kids shouldn't be on the internet. Troy, it's more like baskets of deportables, am I ready? Yes, exactly.

But yeah, I mean, like, I just love the casual usual suspects that we're all supposed to go It's like, if you see the last episode of Smiling Friends, where at the end, he was like, this is a great holiday with all of us, except for when that one group comes around. You know who I'm talking about? And like, they never mention it.

And at then he's like, who are you talking about, man? He's like, oh, it's more like a social experiment. We're just trying to see it. Everybody online was like, they were talking about the Jews. And I was like, that's exactly what they were saying there. I mean, the funny thing about her saying the usual suspects to a room full of Zionists is like, You don't understand how non-specific that is. Yeah.

When you say that to a roomful of Zionists, they're all thinking different things. One people are thinking, oh, that's the radical left. The other people are thinking right-wing Nazi psychopaths. The other are thinking, you know, a nation of Islam. Like, it is her not being specific is so calculated that I almost respect it. That's what she wants because there's no like. If you look at like anti-Semitism on the left, you're not going to get a cohesive group together like you would be anti-Semites on the right.

Like then you're going to get the people who ate, like you said, the nation of Islam who hate college kids, who hate blue hairs, who hate vaccines. Like you can coagulate all of that to say things like the usual suspects. But on the left, they're like, well, how come there's not more lefties support in Israel? All right. Why do you think, Bill Maher? Yeah, yes. Is the Democratic Party change?

or did you change? Yes, this is my big thing with like these psychopaths who like try to conflate the two as I'm like, it is very obvious why anyone on the right would be just doing straight anti-Semitism. Their worldview is already racist. Why wouldn't it include Jews? You're stupid to think that, oh, well, that's that's not good. It's all not good.

Charlie Kirk was anti-black as shit. And we're supposed to pretend that like, it's like, you know what I mean? it's like, oh, well, he's good, though, because he was pro-Israel or whatever. Or, you know, like, all of these people already have a bigoted world view where they're like, oh, the problem lies in these groups. On the left, it's, you know, a critique of capital, and that's fucking it. Like, anyways. And you won't get that critique of capital.

Nice euphemism, nice euphemism for Judaism. Yeah, exactly. I meant you. But, like, I was just watching, uh, some, my girlfriend told me like some dodo video of like a old man who worked at Walmart and he was like 88 years old and he had to

work because he worked at General Motors and he retired in 99 had to come out of retirement in 2012 to pay for his wife's cancer treatment and she's just like, how does this happen? And I was like that's a failure of capitalism and she was like, why didn't Walmart step up? And I'm like, Walmart

needs people like that to work for them. There's nobody going to Walmart. Nobody's bagging groceries at Walmart at 80 years old for that reason. There's people who go to like a local grocery store and queens and do it when they're like 78 and retired because they need to move their bones. But like it all boils down to failures of capitalism. I think you're going to see way more lefties as time goes on.

Like this year to be like felt like the worst economic year I've lived through since 2008. Like everybody felt it. And there's so many kids, not just growing up in this, but growing up online in this. And one of the issues that gets compounded into failures. capitalism is Israel, Palestine, and for Hillary to be like, why are all these kids on TikTok learning about this? Because you're not going to go into a school and ask your teacher about this without the teacher worried about getting fired or the teacher being like, I can't teach you beyond, I can't, if I even dabble in why socialism would benefit this, because that's what

kids do when they go to teachers. They ask, how do we fix this? And then they give you the last five minutes of a John Oliver monologue as a solution. But even they're scared now because you're not going to sacrifice your $42,000 a year teaching, raising them in the sun to kids to teach them how to maybe vote for a socialist candidate in 2025. So Hillary is like the Democratic Party is incapable of winning and it's also incapable of learning a lesson. Like I thought after Zoron, everybody running was going to do exactly what his candidacy and his campaign did. I can't tell you a time in New York where people gave a shit about the mayor. That's how we ended up with Eric Adams. He had volunteers on every block.

He had young people, old people, people in shirts. And I'm not worshipping the politician. I'm worshipping the movement because there hasn't been something like that since Bernie, the lesson of Zoran is fun. Really it is. Yeah, yeah. The lesson of Cuomo is it was really embarrassing what we did to him in 2021 for his daughters. Yeah, exactly.

Aren't you ashamed of that. I mean, if Hillary, anytime I've seen her post-2016, it's been to, either be in the woods and complain that it was someone else's fault or to just double down on the one demographic that Democratic Party needs more than anyone else. They would have won the election in 2024 had they had young people as evidenced by Mom Donnie. I'm sorry. She would have won. She loves dunking on youngsters. And if she thinks the well-educated ones that she talks to on college campuses in her like international relations course, which are the only young people she interfaces with, if she thinks they're anti-Israel and frustrated about their future prospects

as a result of U.S. billion dollar fucking the dole that Israel is on, try kids who can't afford college. Try kids who can't afford to join the well-educated ranks and go to the finishing school of international relations and learn to speak like you and you're asking questions. You know, like the level of seething rage and resentment and just over-itness is going to be, You know, she can't even conceive it. She continues here because she's concerned that it's not just the usual suspects, but it's now the good ones. It's the nice young Jews.

Americans who don't know the history and the usual suspects, it is a lot of young Jewish Americans who don't know the history and don't understand. Fucking Jews. I was talking to Condi Rice. And, you know, she said in an interview that I did after the, the 20-point plan came out, she and I were on CBS, and she said, you know, when people were chanting from the river to the sea, she would ask the students, what river, what sea, they didn't know. I had the same experience. Neither does Condi. The one from Iraq to...

Euphrates to the Atlantic. We don't want the smoking river to turn into a mushroom sea. dude so there's so much going on in that clip that drives me fucking crazy i love usual suspects now forget that and so every non-jewish person and then he's like but also including jews now young jews who don't know their own history first of all big fuck you to hillary clinton for just being like you know the big problem here as we all know is your grandkids like pointing to a crowd of miriam adelson acolytes and then she immediately like I love the

you know it goes to her being like so I was speaking with Condi Rice you know war criminal to war criminal about what's going on with these kids these days and and we were on CBS nibbling on Dick Cheney's

rigor mortis's balls yeah exactly I was charging my phone with his pacemaker and we're like what's wrong with these kids and we were on CBS which was recently acquired by David Ellison who was going to push Zionist content

so he hired Barry Weiss to take it over. And we were talking about what's wrong with these kids these days. And we both said, well, TikTok, TikTok, TikTok. It had to be TikTok. And then we asked them these questions about, oh, what is they? Haven't heard less applause

in an unsweetened premium blend episode, yes. And, you know, I asked him about the river in the sea and they don't even know what river and sea they're both pretending by the way that they have done this i love i love from the window to the wall they didn't even know which they don't even know whose sweat is dripping down anyone's balls i love when when politicians do that when they had like chuck schumer does a you know the joe and irene bailey thing where he you know he talks about this fictional couple that does not exist yes that's right most mo used to do the same thing with this guy a j parkinson i love when when when politicians

think that they're getting one over on us by telling us about a conversation that never had in a place that never took... I'm like, who are you supposed to win over there? Like, as if someone in the audience was skeptical and I'm not buying Hillary's bullshit. Does she say Condi? Oh, okay, I believe her now. Right. Or, you know, like the audience that's sitting there that doesn't believe you have ever talked to a person who's not on your staff is not convinced by, well, the Bailey's over in Bushwick. It's like, no one believes you.

but also this argument of the kids these days they don't even know what river and what sea as if that actually matters like just this is it's all a part of this like israel palestine gatekeeping thing that all of these people have been doing from day one it's all about gatekeeping whether or not you have the sufficient enough education to talk about this stuff so i'm perfectly willing to to believe that a bunch of people don't know what river and what sea. Like, that's totally fine. To me, I'm like, I've seen enough TikToks. Yeah. I've seen enough TikToks where people can't name more than a handful of American states. I get, we don't have the greatest education system in the world. But that actually doesn't matter.

It's not relevant. Like, the idea that from the river to the sea, Palestine will be free, the Palestine will be free. the Palestine will be free part is kind of the most important part of that and that there's a river and that there's a river and there's a sea and Israel's leading human rights organization Bissellam put out a report saying

from that river to that sea we have one state one regime of Jewish supremacy currently and that's the fact you don't have to you don't have to be a geography major or minor or even even know the names you just need to know the context

of the sentence like free from any knowledge of anything if someone were to say from the river to the sea Palestine will be free and they don't know anything about it they would assume I guess from the river to the sea Palestine is not free currently what that's that's it so this idea that like oh they don't know it's the Jordan River uh so they actually can't be mad about those dead kids sorry to your point I always thought what you just said was the bigger picture for that phrase like you know you Because the picture puts in my mind is I'm going, is Palestine not free from the river to the sea?

Let me Google it and find out why. And then you're like, oh, this is bad, this is bad, this is bad. And then I go on TikTok and I really get my information. Yeah, exactly. Then I get the real shit. But it's like- And I promise you, there's a lot of American Jews who are followers and lovers of the Liquid Party, whose charter includes the phrase,

from the river to the sea, there will be no Palestinian state and included it long before that phrase reached Palestinian liberation circles, right? And they don't know what fucking river it is or what sea it is either. Yes. Yes. Yeah, exactly. They probably don't even know the Lakut Charter. They just know that this is supposed to be a dog whistle you're supposed to be offended at. That's all they know. And so like pretending as if there's, you know, this litmus test for caring about a genocide this is it's not TikTok bro it's the fact that you people are monsters that's right because you've spent all of this time and money and energy trying to be like guys stop complaining this is okay

and you're mad about that the fact that your entire career your entire life has just been a series of scouring pads wearing away at any sense of moral compassionate, empathetic that you may or might not have been born with and you can no longer relate to people just caring. Yeah, exactly. You don't have to be fucking, you don't have to have a PhD

to give a shit about dead children, you psycho. I'm starting to think you do because that fact is so naked and between the reaction over, I'm going to say the last three years because that's when it's really been heightened, even though the conflict's been going on forever.

Right. Yeah. Palestine stuff. And the fight against the, the Kirk stuff and people talking about, well, he said all this and he said that and he said this. There's never like a,

oh, he was deeply fought, but he fought for the gospel. Like there's just people who are like, fuck you die. Like there's, I think in my measure of a human being and it's increasingly gone more to this as news unfolds,

but I'm like, your empathy is your currency. And it's also going to play into like what kind of person are you and the longevity in which you're in whatever late in life you're in. And you kind of get ostracized by the right people if you're kind of a dick, right? Like think about how many pro, some of the most like ardent Zionists that like you probably know within like circles and everyone it sort of sucks the breath out of the air. And like, oh yeah. Compared to, like, if you saw somebody get into a car wreck, how many friends are you going to get out and help them? How many are just going to be like,

that's not my problem, keep driving. They're not my problem, keep driving people. You're probably not going to want to hang out with again, but the people who got up to go help, your brain's going, these are good people, these who I want to be around. That's what my compass has moved into. Well, I agree with you. But, of course, then the challenge for people like us

becomes if we value empathy, how do we maintain empathy for people who so clearly have none? And I look at someone like Hillary Clinton, I look at someone like Hillary Clinton, and all of the rest of the people we're going to see clips of today and I just don't even see a human being I see a robot.

I see someone who's lost their humanity and lost all sense of emotion and it's empathy. Empathy means feeling for someone. So like the Hillary Clinton I would have to feel for is a much younger version of her. That's what I was going to say.

It's never the present version of that person. It's never the present version. It's the what happened to you version. Yeah. You know, who hurt you version. And now they're out here in the public, sphere doing such damage with their own damaged core to others. We have one more Hillary Clinton clip and then we'll break and then we'll get onto some of these other blue backgrounded

psycho conferences. A lot of the challenge is with younger people. More than 50% of young people in America get their news from social media. So just pause on that for a second. They are seeing short form videos some she said I didn't hear anything homosexual at all in that why did they say pause

he did what to Bubba's pants pause on that but them totally made up some of them not at all representing what they claim to be showing and that's where they get their

information okay this is more of the same bullshit I thought there was a clip where she mentioned Hannah Einbinder, but I guess we don't have that, but Hannah clapped back beautifully through that. What did she say to Hannah? I don't know what she said, but I think she might have lumped her in with the young people or said something about, do we have that, Matt? Can you find that?

I'm going to see if I can find it. It's so funny to me because she started her argument by saying young people are getting their information from social media and ended it with the same thing and added no substance in between like that's what you're mad about the most the one place where you can't control the narrative yeah for sure i think i think i think hannah's just saying as a young jewish person yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah and she's you know she's you know she's has a reaction that i think a lot of uh you know young jewish people or just you know jewish people in general who are uh anti zionists or who are, you know, protesting Israel's genocide.

It's the same reaction that we all have, which is just like the fact that you feel comfortable, like being like, you know, the problem with all the anti-Semitism you see around, it's all these fucking Jews. Like, the fact that you in any way feel comfortable doing that. Yeah. That to me says everything you need to know about the type of... The former First Lady of Arkansas.

Yeah, like the the type of pass that you get, the type of like, I don't know, pedigree that is involved. They're not pedigree so much, but like the way in which Israel and being pro-Israel has completely supplanted, like, being just a person who is against anti-Semitism, who is against hatred towards Jews, like that doesn't fucking matter. what matters is being pro-Israel so she feels comfortable being like i can blame jews for the anti-semitism spike fuck you um we do have to take a break though because we have more psychopaths you said right we need more we have more psychopaths and you can't you can't go this long with just relentless clips of psychopaths without a bathroom break a stretch break a self-care break or sitting attentively and listening to what advertisers have to say to you break buying all their yummy products and if it's ice don't join ice we're trying to get rid of them sorry sorry okay

so everyone stick around we'll be right back and we're back this is bad eyes borrow the world's most moral podcast here with troy bond how you doing troy i am just a dollar trying to make 15 cents i'm actually thinking about the ditty doc i started that earlier and uh it's um i don't know how we 50 cent you never want that man to hate you because i know he'll come back with footage from your own cameraman and he's like i don't think he knows we have this he's he is always ready uh to destroy someone's life on the internet and i yeah appreciate him for that i get why they shot him nine times i get it me too sometimes he'll say something so funny and so mean i'll be like i get why they shot him nine times yeah um just hunker hungered down in the candy shop

plotting your demise. Yes. So we have more footage from these kinds of psycho blue backgrounded conferences. Here's one more from the same one that Israel, or Hillary Clinton was at, sorry, the Israel Hayom one. Elon Carr, who is the president of the Israeli American Council. Oh, yeah. Which calls itself an American nonprofit, but it's literally the Israeli American Council.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Israel coming first, and he has some advice for what we in the United States who are on Israel's side need to do. If two years ago, I mean, just go back two years ago, Israel was on its knees and its existence. Hell yeah. Israel was Olivia Nutsi. Israel was given the Donica. It's a gluck, gluck 9,000.

The Gulf of America. was undoubt and the threats it faced seemed insurmountable if i had predicted to you then any one of the miraculous things that have happened in the last two years any one of them pick one Lebanon Syria Hamas the hostages uh Iran and the U.S. involvement any one of okay hold on these are the miraculous things that have happened Lebanon happened Syria happened Hamas happened I truly don't

I think he means the assassinations he means the assassinations of the Hamas leaders he means the pager attack he means the overthrow of Assad and the and the rise of the pro-Israel stooge Al Jolani yes all times Israel was on its knees

I mean the way he's framing it is like you know October 7th happened and then Israel was down and out. I mean, we were fin to die, right? But then the miracle of miracles, you know, Hashem came down from the clouds and said, hey, have you thought about like bombing children all around you? Literally in every six, except for Jordan, we'll keep Jordan. I mean, think about it. Think about it. Many men, many, many, many men, wish death upon Israel. Yeah, it's true.

Right. I don't cry no more, nor do I look to the sky no more. Those things, you would have said that the stress of the moment drove me to delusion, and they all happened in two years. No, no, I wouldn't have. From the beginning, from October 7th, like, as soon as I saw it, I said, oh, no, they've been to kill everybody. this is like the the one thing that like pisses me off about these like rewriting history guys is the amount of like can you believe that we overcame these these insurmountable obstacles and I was like this is what I was telling everybody you were going to do was quote overcome these obstacles via missiles going into like civilians houses and a complete overestimation of what and a misunderstanding of what October 7th was.

Israel was not brought to its knees militarily. No, it was kicked in the nuts. It was kicked in the nuts. It was doubled over. And then given a rim job and the best blowjob of its life by the United States. It's bad when, remember when Joe Biden went to Israel like that week? And it's bad when he's the one who's like, hey, listen, man, don't go retaliating. I know what you're going to do, BB.

Don't go doing it. I know it was like 5-9-11s for you. guys and I'm adding to the fire. Don't do it. I know, let's look what we did. Look what we did after 9. And here's $500 billion with weapons for you to not retaliate with. Don't do it. Don't do it. Here's a gun. Let me sign that missile that you're not going to send.

Here's the safety. Turn it off. Don't do it. Here's a bottle of scotch and two volume. Don't drive. Here's the keys. Don't drive. These guys, oh yeah, they love, they love this version of history. They tell themselves. So these miracles all happened in two, years. Hanukkah came early. That's right. And what should we take from that, Mr. Carr?

And so we are living in a time of miracles and unprecedented opportunities. And these are the days of miracle and wonder. That's right. If you live anywhere other than the Gaza Strip. That's right. Challenge for us here. And will this all end? Because this is key. The challenge for us here. Sorry. I just like, and with this I'll end, that's the most Jewish. Yeah. say that. And with this, I will conclude. When you can hear, like, uh, the Israeli, uh, people like really beef up their accents when they're around like, uh, a Brooklyn Jew. That's what he kind of just did this. And then I went here, my friend. Oh, do I have to send? Yes. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. When I'm here,

I'm a New Yorker. Yeah. And by the way, uh, is fucking Mag and David fucking, uh, cufflinks are making me want to commit Sapuku. Like, this dude has got stars of David cufflings. Fuck you. All right. It's to leverage Israel's successes into our successes and our

victories here because we are one people. Israel's weakness is ours and Israel's strength is ours. And now that Israel has turned the entire geopolitical situation on its head, our job in the diaspora is to leverage those wins and win here. Due to our enemies here,

what Israel did to its enemies there. Whoa. And that, the IAC is focused. What? What? What? I'm sorry. I've not seen this clip.

Oh, my God. Just to be clear, what he's saying is do a pager attack on Mamdani? Reduce Columbia University to rubble. To rubble. Bomb the high. hospitals kill the babies you know like what this is an insane an insane thing level bay ridge were people in the audience just going uh-huh or were they wondering what does he mean what do he mean daniel he mean he mean he he he he a mean what if the ministry for diaspora affairs

is just a list of juice they want to kill fuck the ministry of settling all of our diaspora affairs yeah we've settled our affairs oh my same list nick fuentes has it just says all yeah yeah straight up oh god it is it's like in so like that's that's Israel Hayom and and their conference and you know that's a right wing rag you know that's that's what things look like and of course they've got right winger like Hillary Clinton speaking to them yes of course what's happening on the liberal side of things. Oh, I love the liberal side of the media, right?

I just want to say both sides, if they keep talking like this, they're going to get a lot more Jews killed, whether you're Netanyahu or Hillary Clinton, like, this is really going to hurt Jews. Yeah. And they'd love that. Yeah. That's okay. The ends justify the means there because it just means Jews will support Israel, you know,

or flee to it. I mean, this is like, yeah, this is always what I'm saying. I'm like, this, how could you think this is good for Jewish people? It's just like, fucking, as a representative of all Jews, I got to say, kill the babies of your neighbors, okay? And we like it. That's our favorite thing to do. I'm just being real. Don't hate my people because I said, we're going to kill your babies.

Yeah, exactly. On our behalf and our name. So meanwhile, on the liberal side of things, we have the failing New York Times, and they held a conference I didn't know existed, but apparently it's yearly, called the Deal Book Summit. And I just hate this name. Deal Book. I have no idea what this is. Well, they'll describe it for you. Deal Book Summit. The conversation starts here. On December 3rd, Andrew Ross Sorkin hosted a day of unguarded interviews with some of the world's most consequential. people live on stage what drives their thinking what motivates them what do they see when they look ahead dive into the conversations and find out here are some of the people we got the president of Taiwan we got CEOs and co-finders of things like coinbase and anthropic they uh mr beast well they actually held a pageant anthropic held a pageant and the winner is of course called misanthropic uh very good david ellison

Look at him. Thank you. David Allison, Hallie Berry, who is best known as the founder of Respon. Yes, I know her from Respin. Also, star of Catwoman. Yeah, yeah, Star of Catwoman and Swordfish.

The CEO of General Motors, the CEO of Coinbase, Jeff Hausenbold of Beast Industries, Larry Fink, CEO of Black Rock, Gavin Newsom, Alex Karp, Palantir, and guess who? Erica Kirk, the CEO and chair of the board of Turning Point

USA. Now, we're not going to play the clip, we don't tie, but in Erica Kirk's interview, she spoke about the irony of women voting for Zoran Mamdani because in New York City, or just how kind of it disturbed her, but she's lived in New York and she loves New York, and in New York City women sometimes think that their career will take care of them or the government will take care of them instead of uniting with a husband, which is what they're supposed to Who will honeypot you. Yeah, and she's concerned about them. Then you had, this panel was not listed in that, in that Rogues Gallery, the usual suspects that we just read.

But there's a, there's an, I just want to mention this because it has a couple of sort of easily extrapolatable tie-ins to Israel-Palestine. There was a panel with the CEO of Kalshi, who's a Lebanese fellow. Now, what is Kalshi? It's one of these predictive, predictive probability markets. Like polymarket. It's like a place where you can make bets, right? That's on what's going to happen in life, in the world. Yeah.

And if we remember about a month ago, we did an episode where we sort of synopsized South Park's only episode talking about Israel, Palestine, and they made it count. And the whole premise was that on the probability market on one of these apps, there was a bet going as to whether Sheila Brovlovsky, Kyle's mother, was going to bomb a hospital in Gaza and Kyle got very offended and Eric was trying to drive the stakes of the bed way up

bomb hospital and said because she's Jewish and of course she ends up going to Israel and berating Netanyahu for making life unsafe for Jews is a brilliant ending

but here we have this young Lebanese CEO I believe of Kalshi talking about his plan his vision of the future. And I just, this is not strictly bad Hasbara related, but I don't think we'll have too much trouble extrapolating

kind of what the implications will be for Palestinians. Sure. Eric, you've mentioned multiple times that you think prediction markets will be bigger than the stock market. What is, what is it going to take to become a trillion dollar asset class? It's pretty much already like close to $100 billion a year of asset class, right? Like, it's pretty easy to imagine a 10x from here. We haven't even started.

It's been a year. I think a very large number of people care, much larger than traditional markets. And I think retail as a pie has just been growing in the U.S., and I think it's going to keep growing. It's growing in the stock market, but it's going outside of stock market. The long-term vision is to financialize everything and create a tradable asset out of any difference in opinion. And I think if you do build a general purpose... Okay, let's catch that.

So first of all, just notice his body language. just just dead eyes yeah dead voice and and his i don't understand what the fuck he's talking about it's easy to imagine a 10x from here uh just all these it's like we're in the wolf of wall street yeah yeah they all speak this like this like tech growth language that is just uh yeah but what he just said there is really something the long term vision is to financialize everything and create a tradable asset out of any difference in opinion? And he continues. Any difference in opinion? And I think if you do build a general purpose exchange that can resolve differences of opinions on anything, like the tam is quite massive, quite a bit

bigger than the current town of the stock market. I think... Tam is what, some kind of capacity to profit off of it? Yeah, probably. I mean, who the fuck cares? Right. He's so dreaming. It's so dreaming. And he's talking about resolving differences opinion. You're not trying to resolve differences opinion you're trying to capitalize on differences of opinion create more create more exactly yes and also the differences of opinion aren't solved because someone won a bet that's right an opinion is still an opinion it's just you got a bunch of people to agree more with your opinion than the other that is not that doesn't invalidate the other opinion it's like oh okay Israel did bomb that hospital like you

you bet they would i guess they i guess that was right that they did that Well, congratulations on your $100 billion windfall. I'll now, I will never again bet against morally or predictively, whether Israel will or should. Yeah, exactly. Like, what is the opinion stock market say about whether or not killing kids is good? Yeah. Before I give an opinion on this, let me just see if I can do it on skate. All right, cool.

Bombing kids is bad. Yeah, exactly. For now. Yo, can you front me $10,000 to vote against to be pro-killing kids? Imagine the new version of uncut gems. Adam Sadler being like, or his name is Howie.

Walter, I want to do the whole spread. I want the Al-Sheifa hospital. You see that opinion right there? That's history, okay? You see that. That's fucking history. I'm going to go the whole fucking way with this one. say he got gender affirming surgery when he got his chest done.

That's history right there, KG. Oh, fuck. Stelt trading and an institutional trading product, like, there's sort of this separate product, which is like, we are living in a world where, like, we have an abundance of information, but there's a lot of noise. And, like, we don't really understand what's real from what's not. And prediction markets are an antidote to that. They do a very, very good job at distilling information and surfacing truth to people.

Distilling information and surfacing truth to people. that honestly like it's it's one thing this to say that like when someone does a poll on Twitter where all the Nazis live like and like some people are like I'm gonna do this poll on Twitter on whether or not Jews did the Titanic and then it's like 98% said the Jews sunk the Titanic like that already is laughable but to be like no no no no no I'm gonna do that on a scale that is taken so seriously that CNN lets it buy out their fucking newsroom. Yeah, as Adam said, the gambling machine will tell me what's true. You see, three cherries.

Yeah, exactly. You got to do that. Yeah, metal gold. That's the name of my daughter. Oh, you got to do that thing. And what you just said about CNN, check this out. See, I saw this after I watched that, that horrible answer by that Kalshi guy. Look at this.

Kalshry to become CNN's official prediction market partner. Fucking crazy, dude. As Shail Ben-Irime said, friend of the pod. Uh-huh. Fuck the haters. He said, oh, great, you want to take what betting has done to sports. Right. And now do that for the news.

Yes. Yeah. it's a it's a beautiful idea i mean just totally genius cal she's data will serve as a powerful compliment to cnn's reporting let's go over to the big board let's go let's go over to the odds board with uh with john king and dude can you imagine how fucking that like honestly the types of people like accounting for the types of people who spend their time like pathologically betting their money on random shit, all you're going to get is like, uh, this Justin from the CNN Kalsi desk, uh, turns out, uh, Matt Lieb is gay.

Super gay. CNN has called it. CNN is calling the prediction that Matt Lieb is a huge gay lord. He's a big old gay lord who likes it with men. a lot of Walter Cronkite and you're reporting there Matt just me crying a flash apparently true

Matt Lee hit with a cum shot this afternoon good night and good sucking I want to know two things one how do they decide what's going to be bad on and two how do they decide what the

right answer is Is it by voting? Is it by public opinion? Is it like American Idol? Is it like America's got talent? I don't know. I don't know. And the fact that they are a...

That's what makes the CNN partnership so scary to me. Well, right, because they are a tech company. And as a tech company, the one thing that you can pretty much guarantee is that they have written their fucking worldview into the goddamn code. This is always how it goes down. And so, you know, the idea that they're going to be... like, oh, this is some sort of like neutral arbiter of a public

opinion. It's like it's insane to think that it's as insane to think that Twitter is the public town square of the United States. If that were true, I could not walk down the street without

someone being like I hate women. I'll kill the Jew. Like, let's be real. You wouldn't be able to walk down the street without an only fan's offer, which honestly, not the worst thing, but it is totally insane. Speaking of total insanity. Yeah.

Here's Alex Car. One thing real quick. Please. The girl at the beginning of that clip. The, uh, the host of the sorcery podcast, source with the you. Baddy. Sorry. She's just like, I was like, look and I was like, who that?

I was more focused on. unlike him talking to them, and I was like, this guy is definitely mathematically tried to solve the female orgasm and talk to them the same way about this. Like, it was like, I felt bad for the guy because, like, I have been the guy who has talked about the tragedy of Darth Plagas, the wise, the two baddies at a bar, and I can't see what I look like. And that's what he just looked like, you know, I was like, dog, you are scaring the hose. To fucking Darth Plagas the wise.

I don't know. I don't know what I look like. He's talking about a 10x. he's talking about a trillion dollar asset talking about tan those particular baddies are locked in on him look those are let's take baddies I probably find

her opinions to be abhorrent I'm sure I don't know but I just want to say baddies anyways I'm married can we let's keep going absolutely Adam keep this in um

Alex what that right winger can I'm like Outlook, dude. I'm on DayQuil. I'm socially conservative, fellas. So speaking of totally insane, here's Alex Karp of Palantir, also at the fucking New York Times

deal book conference. Right. And Palantir, which is a famous supporter of Palestinian rights. most of the critiques of Israel, not all, not all, but a lot of people just have, I think most of the critiques of Israel, how can I make everyone uncomfortable? Yeah, I mean, just look at him. Just 10 seconds in, I was like, who gave this eel worm sentience? Like, the way he's sitting, the chair is facing one way

and his body's facing a completely other way. Oh, this isn't even the most manic clip of him. There's another one where he's talking about military contractors and how Palantir is actually a friend to the working man and he's literally he's Tom cruising it on Oprah everything about him says he studies the blade yeah he's riding the edge of his seat I love it yeah he's 100% disrupting the sitting market

is going to come and fuck it yeah exactly it's my chair I think most of the critiques of Israel not all not all but a lot of people just have like Israel derangement or Jewish arrangement syndrome it's like they're like hobbyists. It's like they think about Jews all day.

It's like, I don't know. I grew up in the Jewish community. How often do you think about Jews? I don't think about Jews very often. Andrew Ross Sorkin? The New York Times deal book summit, the people gathered, you don't think they did?

Come on, man. The most Jewish event in the world currently happening is the deal book summit. The most Jewish event, Jews being the most self-absorbed, self-referential. people in the world. I just said it.

Maybe it's not true, but it certainly feels true. Listen, I, we both come from the culture. I can say with kind of, no doubt, we do talk a lot about ourselves. We have a tendency to do it. The elephant and the Jewish question. It is an inside joke, come on at this point. We all do it.

We've made this joke since the beginning, which is just, you know, that we like to talk about ourselves. How do you know someone is Jewish? He'll tell you. Even if I didn't think about Jews before now, he's put it in my head. Don't think about Jews.

Don't think about Jews. I can't do it. Yeah. I'm going to defend in a way publicly that I can assure you privately, people have less present conversations than the one we're having. Like I told the Israeli government

from the beginning, maximum violence to the people organizing violence, minimal violence to the people on the front end. And I told every single person. What? I told him. I told him. You're welcome. I told him.

I said, hey, what are you doing? You're doing the opposite of what I said. You're doing maximum violence to the babies. I specifically gave you the formula. All right? I told you not to do that. I also. The people on the front end?

Like there's the front end and the back end. Like everything is a fucking website. Everything is fucking tech with these fucking psychopaths. Everything with them is in tech speak. And the, the robot. that they are building to murder us will be in tech speak so just enjoy it enjoy it while it lasts yeah i mean this this this guy is coming from a company that is like at this point psychopathic in a way that people i think still have not reckoned with because i think if they had

reckoned with it uh he would not be i mean listen maybe i'm giving too much credit to new york times but he wouldn't be invited on liberal fucking panels to talk like this like Palantir as a weapons manufacturer as a fucking weapons tech company

is going to be and it personally is responsible for horrors beyond our imagination that are even currently being inflicted in Gaza and we just sit here

with this type of guy and have a conversation about his thoughts. It just, it blows my goddamn mind how stupid people are. His stimulant, uh, fucking turbo-fueled thoughts. Uh, so that's Alex Karp talking about how people have Jewish derangement syndrome, Israel derangement syndrome, uh,

our hot, you know, hobbyists, which, that's, that's a euphemism for podcaster. I'll take that personally. I resemble that remark.

That's us. But every conference needs a big guest star, even if you have to pipe them in from abroad. Not at not all the, you know, sometimes the biggest names can't be there. And of course, it's The York Times. So they want to bring in a real liberal hero, right? Oh, yeah? So what did they do? Well, they brought in this champion of liberal democracy who sent a,

either a pre-recorded or a live stream, and I'm not quite sure, statement. Here he is. You are 76 years old now. I'm curious how much longer you want to stay I don't measure it by time I measure it by missions by tasks

I'm supported by a great majority of the people Why does he look like a cartoon bat? By the foreign reporting on that's why I keep winning these elections. Adam thinks there's a filter on him. There is 100% a filter on him. That's a crazy expression.

He looks at the war crimes. Why does he look like he's wearing a fucking mask. It looks like he's still wearing his Uncle Fester costume from a month ago. Yeah, exactly.

Put the light bulb in my mouth. It looks really good. Put the light bulb in my mouth. It'll light up. There's Sunday and there's Monday. Supported by

a great... The Palestinians are spooky and they're Uki. They're not friendly ghosts. In the country, you never know that by the foreign reporting, but that's it.

That's why I keep winning these elections. I'm not a king. to get elected for god's sake and uh you know i have uh he does get elected for god's sake that's right people support me now what do they support me for they want me to complete the quest for peace they understand that just as i uh really liberated israel's economy from uh stagnant semi-socialism to become one of the most remarkable uh founts of creativity and innovation and technology in the world just look at my filter

My face is a marvel of technology. Yeah. If I turn this filter off, you'll see a just straight skull. It looks like he told his people, put, put the Barack Obama makeup on me today. Yeah. I also, I mean, listen, I don't want to spend too much time on his features, but I do love the one weird ear. Unbelievable technology. We have not.

Like, like, one of them is truly just like, I have one for hearing my constitution. and one for listening to what those goddamn Arabs are saying behind my back. On opportunity. I see a much greater revolution coming. It's here. It's not coming. It's already here. He's a lopsided dumber.

And all the wondrous technologies that we have, some of them are very frightening. I've talked to the leaders of AI in the world. Some of them are very frightening. Very scary stuff. I've got drones that look like your parents. You ask yourself I've seen That's very scary

Believe me I've seen shit That'll turn you white Yeah So many blessings in this But there could be a curse But to challenge it Or to channel it

Into the blessings That Israel can give itself In the world I think there's another revolution coming I tend to steer it Along with the achievement of a broader peace

These are two enormous tasks that I'd like to take on and you know when when history is within reach you don't step aside you step forward and that's what I'm...

Look at the New York Times right over his mouth look at the fucking logo right over his fucking mouth. It is it is fucking incredible. How perfect is that? Had I known that a Netanyahu clip was coming up here I don't think I would have been as shocked as I was for that interview with

Alex Karp. Yeah. that's exactly like it is uh you know it's it's fucking oh god and there's one more and there's one more matt oh no right from the same interview and this is where he's talking about a more local american issue what is the point is still talking to these people they won I mean you know at this point it's like who are you serving with this type of event and I joked around about like ah this is the most Jewish event ever but it's like they really really really, it's even more hilarious that Karp was just like, Jews, I don't know, who thinks about Jews?

I don't care about Jews. And now, please welcome the Prime Minister of Israel. Yeah, and now King of the Jews is here to talk about technologies beyond your wildest nightmares. And after that, we're going to play a clip from Woody Island's new movie and Scarlett Johansson Doublesdown. yeah that sounds like it would also be a tennis movie yeah it's it's called dylan schmilling uh and it's about how sometimes uh people lie you know it's by colin jost it's yeah it's colin jose is co-writer um it's about how ex-wives just say stuff

And about how divorce is hard. Divorce is hard on some people. You have that cold spot on the bed. You know, I work so hard to normalize marrying your daughter. The original title was Bonin Ronan. Oh, God. I've had many opportunities to bone Ronan before. And I didn't take up one of those opportunities.

And by the way, had I done it, it wouldn't have counted. Because he's by Sinatra's son. I changed the title to never once Bonin Ronan. Never once in all my years. All right. Here's Netanyahu again talking to Aaron Ross Sorkin of the fucking New York Times. Oh, my God. I cannot stress this enough.

The court has an arrest warrant out for you, which of course alleges that you conducted war crimes. In New York City, right here where I am, the mayor elect, Zaron Mandami, says that he would comply with the ICC and he would arrest you. We've long wanted to do one of these interviews in person right here in New York. By the way, I didn't answer your question. Andrew, I'll come to New York, okay? And that was my question. Would you come to New York, given what the mayor has said about arresting you? Yes, of course, I will. And you will test that? I mean, what is the thought about how that would work? Well, why don't you wait and see? Yes, I'll come to New York.

He's going to. Would you want to talk to him, by the way? well you know if he changes his mind and says that we have the right to exist that'll be a good opening for a conversation i'm sorry but i love where he's just like wait and see cut to a plane hits the freedom tower watch what happens i'm sorry watch the skies andrew keep your head up well andrew i would say uh yeah to quote uh some poets from your own Staten Island to protect your neck. Carefuls everything around me.

Yeah, yeah. Creed. Shekel, shekel, bill, y'all. He wants so badly to come to New York, you know? Yeah. Just show up because I don't know what Soran would do.

I honestly think he probably wouldn't do shit. I don't think it's a campaign thing. You have to make your stance know when you're surrounded by seven people who say their first thing they're going to do is go to Israel as soon as they get elected. And he had to say that to stand out. I also, like, from being on the ground and being here and paying a lot of attention to mayoral debates, which is something New Yorkers just don't do. It was very refreshing as a member of the populace to hear somebody so focused on his constituents and his constituency that I can't see a guy

like that being distracted by a clearly so wanting public. see a publicity seeking Netanyahu. Like even as evidenced by how he handled his Trump visit, you know? Like he treated it like a joke going in and he walked out of it

with nothing to gain, nothing to lose just to show, hey, I can talk to these guys. I don't think he would want, he would ever be in the same room as Netanyahu. It's a lot different. And it's exactly what Netanyahu wants.

Well, Troy, are you worried about the fact that he's keeping Jessica Tisch on as NYU, excuse me, NYU, NYPD, which is pretty much simple. thing. Commissioner, the fact that he's not calling for Jeffries, in fact, he's calling for Jeffries not to be primaried. Some of these, you know, I think that he kind of is playing by the old rules of politics and that he was probably advised by someone to do those things to hold on to

the moderate voters. But the way I look at it, like, but is that where that's, is that where it starts? That's what I'm saying. Like, you know, you don't need to do this anymore, you know, like the whole point of why you won and who you are. is because you were the first, you are to the revolution what everybody was hoping Bernie would be. And maybe it's important for somebody as young as him to keep certain systems in play because that prevents him from being like Ben in Parks and Rec, the youngest mayor who bankrupted the town.

And I could, the one gang you don't want against you is the NYPD and their union, because they will do everything they can to bring your numbers down and to bring crime up to show, hey, the radical jihadist who didn't do another 9-11 in buildings, but he did one on the streets every day. Hey, it's this guy. I could see why he's like, listen, I just, his Obamacare is like the bus thing. If he can just prove that he can make the buses free and more affordable, New Yorkers, there was a lot of Trump supporting people who voted for Mondami because they were just tired

of the status quo. And I think that he didn't want to pick a fight where there is in one with Tish and with a lot of the other, you know, I think if we get a second term zone, on, then you could see her job being a little less stable. But he had to sort of fight back against the evolving opinion he had of defunding the police, which I think he agrees with, but there just hasn't been a tangible messaging on the left yet on what that really means. We've had five years to tell everybody what that means, but we just haven't. So he's like, you know what, law enforcement, I'll do that the second time around. This time around, let me just locally get these people on my side. So then they could go, okay, you know what, he has made a difference

in my life here. You know, as you were speaking, I, I think I realize what it is for me. As a New York resident who wants to see life here improve and wants to see the balance of power shift to people and priorities shift to affordability and have it be a more humane place and a safer place and a place of more equity, I want that to be his priority.

As someone who can feel the future of him becoming a bigger national figure in the Democratic Party, coming, and I'm looking for signs as to, is he going to be another disappointment on that front, which is several years away, might even be a decade away. Some part of me feels like it really matters whether or not just, but ultimately, he is not currently in charge of Israel-Palestine policy, and people are going to be, you know, people are going to be disappointed, people are going to be disillusioned, but I just need to keep those parallel things in mind and realize that you do because a lot of people will put one

of those things away in service to the other and I think what makes you a smart person and a good voter is you're keeping those issues in mind and it makes you not Canadian again I can't vote I'm Canadian oh I mean not yet I'm not a permanent resident oh you got a vote I got to vote anyway well no matter who sorry I'm on I'm on day school I just uh I heard vote we go, oh, he got a vote. Yeah, I agree with what you said, Dan. And it's also, I think, important to have those criticisms to remind yourself that you're not supposed to worship the person.

You're supposed to support the policy, you know? No matter how good looking them and their way is. No matter how good looking, no matter how many times he's wrapped shirtless in a halal cart. Yeah, yeah, exactly. I mean, I, as someone who doesn't live in New York, you know, I am. looking at this, you know, more from, I guess, the sort of more negative aspect where I look at it, it's like, oh, these are, these are all bad signs. But I, in hearing you guys talk about it, there is part of me that goes like, no,

these are like some serious tangible things that he's trying to get done. And you do want him to be focused on that agenda. And there are, you know, arresting that in Yahoo is a distraction. That being said, he has specifically stated. that he wouldn't be able to do it without the law changing that allows him to uphold international law in the city of New York.

Someone doesn't have to be him who is working at making laws. He could sign the law that says we will uphold international law. Someone just drafted for him and then let's see where we go from there because I would like to see him And it's always the thing where politicians who make big promises start betraying those promises

or showing signs that they might. And you start wondering, well, can I count on them for anything? But again, at the municipal level, I have more sense of optimism. If I think of him as the future of the Democratic Party, I go down a deep, dark hole. But that's because the Democratic Party has no future. Yes, exactly. You know, so anyone, anyone who goes into that will be swallowed up by that future of the fucking captainship of the Titanic you know what I mean exactly either way it's going to get sunk by a Jew this is why we must practice the power of now Calci says that I'm gay and the Jews

did Titanic you're leaning for the delivery is so great and this is Jake Tapper reporting Matt Leeb is gay we have a new book about we're insider Daniel Matt said he knew the whole time. The lead starts right now. The lead starts right now. Um, yeah, any, I mean, like this whole deal book is, I'm Rachel Maddow and I just want to say to Matt Lee. Listen to me, Paul. Welcome to the club. And I want you to really listen to the air conditioning washing around as I say this. Hello, this is, uh, Rachel Maddow. We're going to talk about Matt Lee, but we have an endless, endless trove of impressions, Troy, that are all very subtle and very

precise. Yes. From Chappelle to Maddow, I never would have guessed. Yeah. Thank you. You contain multitudes. That's the black and white side of me. You could do that's right. And then Matt out. And then you'd watch me tap dance and be Sammy Davis Jr. I love it. MSNBET.

I bet you do a wicked Gilbert Godfrey, too. MSNBET. That's a good panel. You can watch Black Frazier star Al Sharpton. It's a German Shepherd Dalmatian. This one got hit by a Walmart truck, not Carilla DeVille. Oh, that dog is trans. Wow.

That's nasty. Dude, you could one-man podcast shit. That's wild. Well, deal book sounds like it sucks. And every day, every day I'm grateful for paywall removers online that make it so I can, you know, still read the New York Times one. out of every 10,000 articles that actually do news. Yeah, maybe Ms. CPAC. Yeah.

Yeah, yeah. There's one more thing that I just want to play. It'll be real quick. Friend of the pod. Danny Dannan. Mr. Yogurt. Yes, Mr. Yogurt himself. You know him as being the Israeli at the UN

who called Francesca Albanese a witch. You are a witch. He recently did another, I guess he just lives at the UN and he did another video about the horrors of anti-Semitism at the UN. He also previously made the UN remove artwork done by Palestinian children or done by children in support of Palestine. Yeah, like an art quilt. Yes, there was an art quilt that had a Palestinian flag and he made them remove it.

He's a monster. And here's him. going to the local I guess the UN has like a Hudson books and he's got some problems with the books on display I'm here at the entrance of the UN's official bookstore

I'm going to ask them if this guy's lines are all wrong everything from his hair to his shoulder pads to his elbows also I don't is I might be crazy but is he not green screened in this shot i don't believe so his hair definitely is green screened from the pringled guy yeah lego figure see yeah this is not even a lego figure this is a mega blocks character this is the guy who made the lore for bionicle not even the actual bionicles but the one who made

the stories that nobody read i just love like in terms of body shape i mean king give me Elon It's just, this is, oh man, all right, here. At the entrance of the U.S. You know what he looks like? He looks like the Sesame Street Count. He does look like the Count. He looks exactly. Like, one, two, three dead babies.

Three Tylenazes. How many I took to get this name, Count. Bookstore. I'm going to ask them if they have the book of Elisha Rabi, who was in Hamas captivity. I heard they have other books in display. Join me, let's see. I love people walking behind him in a shot.

Excuse me, I'm trying to stop terror. Do you have this book by Elisha Ravi? No. No, you cannot find it here. We don't tell. He's never carried it. Look what can you find at the children's section at the UN official bookstore.

A book about the suffering of the Palestinian. Look at the picture. you can see the resemblance to the hold of the Holocaust. Oh, I wonder why that is. Wait, wait. He ends his video here. Like, do you know how fucking inside your own fucking head you have to be? Do you think that's the kill shot?

To end the video. You can see the horrors. I cannot, but you can. Ending your video without just also saying, and that's bad because it's not the Holocaust. that's happening in there and they're doing cultural appropriation. Instead of that,

just like, look what they have. A beautiful book about the horrors that they are dealing with in Gaza. Every day, a new Holocaust is happening there. It like, he ends it before he disputes it. Look what they have, a book that shamelessly plagiarizes the Holocaust. Yeah, exactly.

Get your own shit. Yeah, most of y'all is sharing balls like you've got the bottom bunk of it two men's cell a two man cell I could dig rapping but a rapper with a ghost rider what the fuck happened?

What the fuck happened? Oh man just I love there's a level of just no self-awareness that Danny Dannen has that I think there was, do you guys ever see

what the fuck was it called? It was on peacock. It was a documentary series, a comedy series named Barry fucking, it was like a story about a guy who had written a book, a written a screenplay, and they like made his shitty screenplay.

Forget it. The point is that he is so unself-aware. He's like the Windy City Heat guy. I don't know if you guys ever saw that. Maybe another reference no one gets. I'm lost. The point is, I want to see a documentary. I would watch a show that just

follows him around going into various children's bookstores and just asking if they have this very hungry caterpillar because of the Israeli government. Yeah, exactly. Right, exactly. This very hungry caterpillar, of course, the implication

is that we did not let aid into this caterpillar. Of course, that's also a dog whistle because we use caterpillar bulldozers. When you can clearly see that on Saturday, we fed him one piece of chocolate cake, one pickle, one salami, one hot dog, one piece of jelly pie,

and that night he had the stomachache. You can do this all day because you got a three-year-old. I got a three-year-old. I read that book all the time. Oh, Danny Dan and never change. Saying good night to the moon. Yeah. Oh.

Why, is there, excuse, do a good night spoon. Is there a book in this, do you carry a book in which anyone says good night to a kiddush cup? Yeah. You carry a good night moon, but you don't carry this book of different videos of Sinwa being killed. Yeah, it is, it is wonderful watching him talk and I hope to see more of it. But I think that's been an episode of bad ass far. Oh my God, a stuffed knish.

stuffed stuffed canish i mean we are full as fuck uh troy bond thank you so much for coming on and talking with us thank you so much for having me this didn't even feel like a podcast this was what friends must feel like yeah this is what it feels like to hang out with the homies and talk shit about israel we it's our favorite thing to do where can people find you uh and where can people watch your special um my special and a myriad of other other long sets of mine can be found on my YouTube, Troy Bond, and all my socials are Troy Bond 69. And my website is Troybond.comi.io because my agents are punishing me by that's how they get back at me for the Israel stuff is they won't give me a dot combe. But I'll get a Comey so people when they

click on it think they're going to get romance scammed in Bangladesh. But there's tickets to my shows. I'm going to be in Tempe, Arizona, which is not far from the birthplace of Charlie Kirk, pull up because he can't. I'll be there first week of January. I'll be in Atlanta. I'll be in Ohio. I'm going to be, if you live in New York, I'm doing a show

December 28th. Come through, see me there. But Troybond.commodio or Troybond 69 on Instagram, TikTok, Twitter, all of that and mutuals with Matt Leeb. So you see that and you'll be like, wow, these guys, no hot up.

These guys know how to party. They both gave each other the flu. Exactly. And all of those links will be in the show notes. So please click them now. Go see Troy Live. He's a hilarious comic. Troy, thank you so much for coming on.

Thank you for having me. And thank you, everyone out there, for listening to another episode. Patreon.com slash bad as barra. Badasbarra gmail.com for all your questions, comments, and concerns. All right, everyone. Thanks so much for listening. And until next time, from the river to the sea. Hillary, listen up.

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