Badlands Media - OnlyLands Ep. 59: Civil War Debate, SpaceX IPO & Colorado's Demon-Fighting Governor

Episode Date: June 6, 2026

Within three minutes of the show starting, the crew is arguing about civil war, scratch lines, and whether the domesticated American public could actually fight anyone. The combat theory rabbit hole goes deep, touching on trained versus untrained fighters, six armed hunters getting thrown 15 feet by a grizzly, and the mechanics of being eaten alive. Meanwhile, the SpaceX IPO gets a thorough stress test: the retail buy-in math does not add up, hedge funds will club it, and there is a compelling case that Tesla holders are already de facto in SpaceX. Bitcoin took a hit on a good jobs report and nobody has a clean explanation. Then Colorado delivers its most unhinged gubernatorial candidate yet in Victor Marx: 130 missions he cannot name, a drone strike he will not explain, an exorcism ministry including phone-based demon removal, and a cat beheading at age three. All connected to the Dominion law firm. The dots get connected. The gang watches a Chinese robot punch a child. Everything is fine.

The Badlands, one of the Badlands, explain those Badlands. That's a hell of a name. Hi, guys. Good evening, everyone. Sorry, I was trying to pull in that video we talked about, and it started playing, and I got all discombobulated. You're supposed to say evening in the way John Harold does, where he says, evening. I don't think I'm supposed to be John Harold. That's an impossible task.

He says it in a very disconcerting manner. I always felt like John was kind of biting my style when he did that. I'm a little more announcer. You should have trademarked. Good evening, Zach. Good evening, everyone. He says like evening. Let's get ready to rumbo.

Oh, you guys want to hear something that I actually did intend to talk about tonight? I intended to talk about with John. You know, I'm from Michigan. And Lisa asked me earlier tonight, you know, did I know who the, like the highest grossing musical artist to hail from Michigan is of all time. And I said, you know, I don't know, maybe Eminem. And she was like, no, he's actually from North Dakota. I guess. Go ahead. You might know. Prince. No, he's from Minnesota. I was going to say Prince, but I wasn't sure if he was from Michigan, so I didn't say anything. Yeah, I will tell you who it is. It's Madonna. When you hear it,

It makes a lot of sense because she's like been around making music for the last 60 years, basically. And she's a dirty whore. So no. I don't know that that's relevant to the matter of highest grossing, but maybe it is. Well, I mean, selling that ass, you make a lot of cash. Yep. It's just good music, you guys. I met her daughter at UM.

She went to UM. She was in the performing arts program. Was that her daughter or her daughter? Her daughter. It's one of the adopted ones. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. What what what what was her like affect how how was the the introduction I mean was she cognizant of the fact that she was trafficked from an African nation as a prop I'll tell you right now this is not even a joke this was way this was 2014 so this is way before I like woke up whatever um there was a dark energy about it like she like her eyes were like it was it was honestly it was kind of sad like she just yeah not even it was less demon and more just like you could

tell she had been abused. Like looking back on it, not at the time. At the time, I was just like, that girl seems like she's got like a dark spirit behind her. But you can tell that she's, she definitely went through some shit when she was young man. Back by popular demand hasn't been on only land since I don't even remember what you were last time. A monkey, an Asian, a Jew, I don't know. But you're here now as Alpha Warrior, as the Alpha, the Alpha Warrior is actually as Chris Paul right now because the void is a Chris Paulism. we noticed it alpha we just haven't said anything what's that but you took chris's gimmick what's his gimmick the void podcasts from a voie alpha's background's always solid black every time i've been

on a show it depends i have different backgrounds for different shows yeah what's that alpha what's not you forever how are you uh i'm good i am good do you want to argue elections with me at gart because i really want to argue elections with you at guard would i would love to argue elections with you at guard would love to argue elections with you at guard would i would love to argue you or anybody else. Because John said I get to pick a panel because it's my birthday on Monday. And he said that that could potentially be my birthday present is that I get to, I get to make a panel.

And I want to argue elections with you at card. I feel like we have entered the twilight zone. Like after year campaigning for, you know, people to vote in elections. Now she has completely turned to the dark side. You go vote. And I have a campaign. Alpha and I did know

Because of your fake versus fraudulent bullshit that you did on sit rep I was so mad in that chat Zach it's my camera I should have joined the military We're not doing the election argument on this show Or else the three of us are leaving But the Zach mentioned the total inversion of ash in America

But Alpha has also completely inverted Lest everybody forget Remember I used to tell Alpha to shut up constantly on Gart panels in the first year of Badlands because he was constantly talking about the potential for another American Civil War and that we might have to get more aggressive and we might have to take action and I was the guy constantly saying like Alpha stop stop talking about that kind of stuff we don't need that kind of targeting on us so we've got the election simp in

Ash, Ash was a professional election simp. That's not true. She was the election. She was like, Scott, like a more straight male version of Scott Pressler. Anyway. You can't do that to him.

That's not nice. I'm just saying you two have swapped. I used to have to tell Alpha to stop calling for Civil War. For clarification. Now you call for Civil War. For clarification, I've never called for Civil War. Um, but I be ready just in case. Yeah, yeah. We always, we always have to be ready. And I still hold that position. As a matter of fact, it's why my position on fixing the elections and voting is so important because the alternative is civil war or revolution, whatever you want to title it. And, uh, I don't want them. Um, the, you know, the scar that it would leave on the scar that would be left on this nation would be a lot of generations would carry that. I, I don't disagree. with you. But I do disagree with you in that I think that people in the modern age are far too

domesticated to wrap themselves around the idea of an actual civil war. You know, I mean, throughout the 20th century and, you know, to a limited degree, the 21st century, you know, we've had so-called right-wing extremism, you know, I mean, the sort of the militia men movement, again, from Michigan, all right. But most people can't get together in a way that would be able to make that possible. And then you've also got like a crushing federal force, which would come down like almost like undoubtedly that would that would happen. I mean, if anything were to go down.

100,000 percent. Again with you on that federal far. And here's the thing, you know, we say civil war revolution because that's kind of the perception of what it would be. Well, what people don't realize is we wouldn't be battling against the green purple-haired liberals. Like, if that's what people think, like, you completely don't understand, it would be a civil war against every adversary that exists to this country that has its forces deployed in this country.

I like our chances. And what's that? I like our chances. Here's the thing. We would win. And the reason we would win is because I believe in God and God doesn't lose. However, I wouldn't mind having the opportunity to cap a couple of bitches. That's why we've got to get on Zach. Zach, we do not. Exactly why we would end up aggression of the American people who have been so domesticated, who are so ready to pop off the only thing that's been holding us back as the hand of God,

in my opinion, the only thing that has stopped the American people. I thought in the tea party, we were close to popping off. Then COVID happened. Then COVID happened. And it was like, holy shit, surely. surely the American people aren't going to allow this level of tyranny and around the water cooler in the back alleys in the back channels on the dark chats people are people are there's angst we would win for that reason the I wouldn't find cap and a couple of bitches at this point if you wanted to encapsulate my position I would reference the movie the Patriot with Mel Gibson yep when he's in the when he's in the church and he's just savage indians And he says, he says the opposite of what I suggest. But he says, I'm not going to cast a vote because I'm not going to decide who goes and fights in my stead.

And they say, you know, these wars aren't fought by, you know, fathersless men. And he says, this is not something that's going to be fought on distant shores. You know, your kids are going to see this through their windows. And I think that's the part that people don't understand. It's, you know, most men that are probably in this movement have some form, like, Like all the guys in this panel, you know, each one of you has the skill set to defend yourself 100% hands down. You know what I mean? I'd fight shoulder because you shouldn't have to fight.

It's I still, I still hold that. It's a relevant to have the power to make sandwiches for the men who will be fighting. You know, you're, you're in. You're. You're. You're. You're asking out of the front door with a musket or an AR 15. Would he be handing you a double barrel shotgun and say,

Come on, babe, let's kill those fucking cops. A shield maiden of Colorado. But what the reality is, the vast majority... I'd drop you out again. The vast majority of people don't have that skill set. Yeah. Which means... You know, Alpha, I used to talk about that from...

And I'm not saying, like, you know, obviously it's a much different thing than serving in the military and everything. But it's kind of funny, like, when you've trained in anything, I'm sure, military as well. but where you realize like how inept when you first start training with professionals at hand-to-hand combat I'm sure it's the same thing if you're dealing with weaponry but you're like oh like the level of somebody who knows what they're doing versus somebody who doesn't I still think is like the most the biggest disconnect in the male population like the male psyche is the difference between somebody who has been trained and not like they took a weekend class or they went to open mat a few times, like somebody who has competed in full contact fights, who has trained for a few years, that kind of

thing, versus like somebody who has not, who's like a tough guy from the local gym. And, you know, you just amplify that times however much when you're dealing with, you know, combat tactics and war tactics and stuff like that. But, you know, I always used to say that. Like, it was actually funny when I when I was training when I was competing rather my my my my my sheehan my main trainer's name was Mario and his son was also named Mario and Mark little Mario was like I think six or seven years younger than me so when I was 18 he was 12 and then when I was fighting at 20 he was 14 15 that kind of range and I remember he was a champion like he fought in Rome he fought full contact karate he fought

kickboxing. And there was a time where I guess he got into a fight or like allegedly a fight started at his school. And he just slept two of these kids in his school like back to back because they came at him. And he's a skinny kid, like skinny little 14, 15 year old kid. And I remember he was, his dad was telling me like, yeah, Mario comes home from school and hey, what happened, son? Like, how'd you get into this trouble, et cetera? And he was so flabbergasted, by like how inept the two kids that attacked him were because they were like football players at his school and he was like the little the little kickboxer boy and he was telling his dad he was like yeah I just don't understand why they came at me the way they did and his dad was trying to explain to

them like Mario you you not only have been training since you were five years old like your dad is a professional combat trainer so for you for like you for like for him, when these kids attacked him, it was like they were punching him through cement or something like that. He was like, why would you approach me in that manner? But there's a lot of people like that. And I think, I think, you know, to throw a couple shots at the conservative audience as I want to do, I bet you can apply a lot of that to the Second Amendment crowd because for every, like, for every person who has been in combat scenarios like you Alpha and like CanCon, actual gut like I've never been in bullets flying over my head a head kick doesn't work very well in that situation there's a lot of Americans I think who believe that they would conduct themselves a lot

better against like a trained apparatus than they actually would you're absolutely right to that point bibi military doesn't equate combat training you know that the vast majority of our military is are not combat element. And so just because we may have a large military number doesn't really mean that you have, you know, cutthroat, you know, killers that are out there. And I've seen it firsthand in the law enforcement field, somebody that has gone through the entire academy, through the entire field training program, through shooting drills, you know, qualification.

And then all of a sudden get in a scenario where we're being shot at. frozen, deer in the headlights, and quit. I'd like to show an example of this. A couple of street hardened thugs think that they're going to take out a little white girl who's delivering pizzas. Only it turns out that she's actually a professional MMA fighter at an age, at the age of 16. See what? I never gave the damn. I ain't never gave no food.

I'm going out with them holes. We ain't never made enough. Back for everything I ever lost. I'm on a niche. We turned the whole house into a booth. We in Kitch. Oh, let her cook. Big low comfy frying shit.

Hey, let her cook. Okay. Too much cake got bad, bitch. See, what's funny about that, Zach, is like, to be a dickhead, when I'm looking at her on the mitts, I would describe her as terrible. Oh, sure. Like, even for a, but, but it, it demonstrates that just somebody who is not a, like, who has seen strikes coming at her in a ring scenario and has the mentality.

Actually, the little kid Mario I was talking about, we all had a name. We all had like a nickname, like a fight name when we were competing on the circuit. And his was scratch. And his dad named him that, the symbol of our school was a pit bull. and I don't think anybody here has ever heard of the scratch line, but not that I don't advocate dog fighting to be clear with everybody. What is happening right now? What? You want to talk about people?

You're just about to say something that requires a caveat that you don't advocate dog fighting. Because I know about dog fighting. Thank you for learning about it. The opinions of Burning Bright do not reflect the opinions of bad. Coming directly on the heels of a civil war conversation to start the show that I was expressly trying to avoid. But the age old saying it's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the dog, right? That is not just like some truism in the American zeit guys. That is a observable trend in pit bull fighting.

So people that bet on this stuff, especially like in South America or in black neighborhoods, not Cam, but, you know, Michael Vick or something like that. He did his time. He did his time. So you've been told, right? Free Michael Vic. The way betters, the guys who win bets on dog fighting, they don't look at the dogs. They observe what's called a scratch line. So before you, if you have two dogs that you're going to have fight, you have to get them

revved up to fight each other. They're not just going to like automatically fight each other, especially if you're betting on it, right? So they really rile them up and they get them pissed off at each other and you'll have a guy holding each pit bull. And the one, usually both pipples are growling and barking and bearing their teeth and all this kind of stuff. But the smart money goes on the scratch line. So they will look at the paws and they'll look at the ground underneath each pit bull. They always fight in dirt usually or grass. And one of them will have dug grooves

into the dirt trying to get at the other dog. The other dog, the other dog will not have done that because the other dog is trying to display, I'm really dangerous, don't come near me, whereas the other dog, which often is smaller, is trying to get to him. And the dog that is actively trying to advance its position always wins. Like 10 out of 10 times, always wins. And anyway, we named Mario Scratch because no matter what we told him before the fight, Like no matter what strategy it was, right when the bell rang, he would like shoot out of a cannon straight into the pocket and it would just turn into a brawl that he usually won because he was really fast. So his dad named him scratch because he was just like, I give up coaching him. He's got a deep scratch line.

He's just going to go. But that's that mentality where like even when he was really raw and young, he was overwhelming all these other 14 year olds on the circuit because he wanted to fight. He just he loved it. Those were the scariest individuals to deal with in law enforcement. Because once you've done it for quite a few years, especially in a city that's pretty busy, and you go contact someone, you already know the ones, you're like, this is going to be a fight.

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like 300 some odd kilos of gold? It has a devo connection. Okay. Because he created a fake secret black box program that he said, was part of continuity of government, which made it even more secret because then he couldn't tell anybody else about it. And he read in two underlings onto this program to make them unwitting accomplices. And the scam was that there was a secret contract with a defense contractor and they were going to be part of this secret cog mission. And their money had to be funneled in.

And I guess that he stole millions of dollars from them. And then he also signed out the 300 some odd kilos of gold because that was going to be used in this, this Cogmission. And I don't know why they ended up looking it up. Maybe because he left and he didn't get rid of everything. But yeah, pretty crazy. Yeah, today, speaking to just finances and crypto and all that kind of stuff, Friday was wild. It's been kind of wild for a while, you know, since the Iran stuff. But Friday was weird.

There was definitely something going on. Chris uses the term drainage as like the term for the macro trend of when this kind of money is moving around. But like Bitcoin got club today, fell into the 50s for like an hour for the first time in, I don't know, two years or something like that. But everything went down. And, you know, you had Trump put on true social. Like, what the heck? jobs report is good, but the stock market goes down. What's going on here? And I don't know what's going on, but it definitely feels like my kind of macro theory on what the hell Trump is doing with Iran

and all the rest of this stuff is there are real operations going on and there's a lot of narrative bullshit covering up for that. And we all have our theories of what's actually going on. But I think the biggest signal, the biggest actual signal, that there's big changes happening on a global scale is when financial markets are behaving that way, when even like financial analysts have no idea what's going on. They're all looking at their computer screens being like, what the fuck happened today, today? And, you know, maybe we'll find out months down the line what was going on. So what do you guys think about the SpaceX IPO? Do you have any thoughts on it? No. Okay, well, it's going to be a $1.75 to $2 trillion valuation.

Rather than doing like a fluctuating stock price, Elon has opted for a set $135 price. Oh, really? Yes, and they're also allocating a significantly larger amount of stock to the retail investor. Now, I was initially going to get some SpaceX from the IPO. I have never bought stock directly, like, in any, like, real sense. But I was like, you know what? I can see this going somewhere because obviously the plans with SpaceX, Starlink, X and XAI getting rolled in. If they roll in Tesla, too, the whole company is just going to be, you know, massive.

But looking at some of the metrics and, you know, trying to determine whether or not it was a good deal, the amount of money that they are suggesting the IPO will bring in is like, orders of magnitude more money than what they actually make every year. And so that's kind of concerning. The other concerning thing is that all of these financial houses have lowered the amount of money that you as a retail investor need to invest to be able to get in. Like I want to say it was like Charles Schwab. It previously was like $25,000 you had at a minimum as a buy-in. and they lowered it to like 2000,

and then a couple of other places like that did the exact same thing. And so it started making me think, you know, okay, well, Elon has been private on all these companies for so long. You know, why would he want to suddenly bring it public now and then also set a guaranteed price for everybody? And then they also make it easier for everybody to buy in.

The stuff that he's been talking about, building data centers in space, Like, that's going to cost a hell of a lot of money. Like, and the amount of money that they actually make every year, despite the fact that they have all these government contracts, they have a lot of money that they spend. So they're not really making a ton of money, although they are profitable. So it makes me think that they just need a lot of money very quickly

so that they can get the AI data center stuff built. And then, you know, maybe they'll end up making a ton of money off of that. But is that going to happen before the stock tanks by, 50% and like you have all these people who bought in and then they lose their money and maybe in 10 years it comes back. But I don't know. It just seems iffy to me. The thing. Listen, the stock market is not my forte.

Like, y'all just need to be like, hey, this is a good one. Put your money here. But, you know, some of the chatter that I've been listening to in some of these virtual town halls that we call X spaces is there are people that really do anticipate that he. anticipate that he probably has a lot of contracts that have already been negotiated and talked out that are going to be coming down the pipeline. Yeah. But the other thing is, you know, there is a lot of pushback against things like data centers and this fear of tech. So if you can get, you know, lowered enough to where the everyday Joe or Jane can be a retail investor, then if it comes down to the thing of like government, you know, support or opposition to, well, are people going to be more likely to be like, well, I'm not going to vote for the guy that wants to shut down something I got stock in.

I don't care if it's going to build a T1,000. Like, that's going to make me money. You know, it just makes me wonder if they're positioning for something down the future where they want the public to get behind them. Yeah, I've been following this actually pretty closely. I'm not going to most likely invest in SpaceX, partly because I don't have any money to invest in it. But also, I only own like two stocks. and one of those is Tesla.

And I went into that, like, as heavy as I could two years ago, basically on a similar timeline that I did with Bitcoin. I find those two things pretty synergistic. This could all end up being a bunch of bullshit, but it really all depends on what paradigm you're looking at, right? So even the SpaceX IPO, I think to your point, Zach, about crashing and everything, there's going to be, like, whether this is a big white hat plan or a black hat, plan with Elon and SpaceX or just an entrepreneur doing his thing. There is a lot of enemies

in the market against this deal and they are going to club the shit out of it, I think, after IPO. Like the shorts on it are going to be. I was thinking the same thing. So like even if it's a great idea, my personal opinion is that I would stay far the fuck away from it on IPO month. Now, I could eat those words because maybe it'll just keep going up and up and up. But that's not typically how these things work. Typically, hedge funds, uh, put hedge funds aren't called hedge funds because they take risky bets. Hedge funds are called hedge funds because they make the bets happen. So they will, you know, bid a stock up and then short it. I expect them to do that. But in terms of like larger plans, the reason I did invest in Tesla is because I do believe, uh,

I do not believe it's a coincidence that, uh, Elon has been the largest DOD contractor for the last 10 years. One thing I've been saying on Power Hour recently, pretend there are not separate companies here. So, Zach, you mentioned all these companies that have been folding into each other. SpaceX recently merged with XAI. It's a foregone conclusion that Tesla is going to fold into it as well or vice versa. However, they're going to frame that. If you basically in two years have Elon Corp and you look at what markets, what technologies his companies are going to be focused on and not focused on having dominant leads in. Basically, he's dominating everything in the emergent technology sector,

with the one exception, I would say, of chips right now dominated by NVIDIA. But even that, they announced a TerraFab project last month. It's going to be the biggest physical factory in world history for Tesla to make its own chips, which means they're also going away from Nvidia on a long enough timeline. This company will basically have the lead on data centers, which is the future of compute. Energy because of megapacks and now data centers in space, solar energy in space that never turns off and has automatic cooling. Autonomy, robotics with optimists, and AI, which is autonomy. If you look at it, if you look at it, you look at, you, like if you there's a very dark version of the future that has a very similar plot but if you allow the

golden age framing of this stuff and you look at Donald Trump's executive orders that I obsessed over in 2025 that like nobody talked about because they weren't dramatic but the nuclear orders the artificial intelligence orders the genesis program all of the things that the trump administration is laying out as a national security infrastructure, like necessary infrastructure for the future, for the near future, all of it is something that Elon's companies are the leader in. Public transportation, autonomy, AI systems, energy data centers. All of it are Elon companies. And all of those companies were funded in a recursive loop by Donald Johnson. Trump's Department of Defense.

Right. So if you're going to tell me that Elon's going to have the largest IPO in world history, then he's going to merge that with the company that has received the most DOD contracts under Donald Trump and that the things those companies are working on are all of the things that Donald Trump is saying we need for the future. For me, I see this as funding from the public market to Alpha's point, but basically a civilian that military civilian alliance. That's what I think of now as military civilian alliance. Like this is not a government project. It is a private market project, but all of its seed money

came from the government. So is the only reason you haven't invested in SpaceX then because you don't have any money? Because it sounds like you just made a solid case to invest in SpaceX unless you don't think moon-based data centers are going to, our golden age infrastructure. Well, two reasons. Since number one, before the IPO, you can't invest in it unless you have access to private broker. Planning to, like you said you weren't going to. Yeah, I'm not going to because I'm already invested in Tesla. And for me, it's a foregone conclusion that they're going to merge. And the only way Elon can merge those companies without like a massive riot, basically, of his base, like Elon's base, is to not dilute the shit out of Tesla.

So a lot of the theories is that he would basically have to do that merger on a stock-for-stock basis where you would not be diluting Tesla shareholders, and then you would essentially just merge into the full company. So if you're already in Tesla, I think you're going to be de facto in SpaceX. Basically, like, from everything I've researched on this, it makes zero sense for the companies not to merge, because I think the way to look at this is SpaceX is going to be the energy and all of that. And then Tesla is like the physical infrastructure. So it doesn't make any sense for those two worlds to not be under the same roof. And as for the reasons why he starts all these companies separately, I think that might have to do with some of these plans, like crazy plans as well, like keeping a lot of this shit triaged from each other. So is everybody on board with the moon data centers?

Are my only one skeptical about that being real? I don't know that it's necessarily the moon so much as it is just like floating ISS. Yeah, space station. Yeah. I don't know. I don't know, dude. You know, here's the thing that, like I've never really had money to invest.

Okay. I did. I should be like a crypto millionaire because I bought a bunch of Bitcoin and Ethereum very early on when it was super cheap. And then I got screwed. And like it has completely soured me. in trying to do any of this stuff since then. And, you know, I got silver and gold, you know, but I mean like, you know,

I kind of got priced out of that at a certain point. And, and now it's like, I don't know, I was just, I was like, wow, if I could like do something like this and finally actually make some money and be cool, then it would be awesome. But the truth of the matter is I am just not savvy enough, like to get in there and day trade or any, you can't even sell it. it like once you buy it like you've got to hold on to it for a certain period of time and and you know you can buy it on on on robin hood but you're not even guaranteed to buy it on robin hood you like make a promise you make a request for a promise and if there's enough at the price you tell them you will buy it at then they'll scoop it up for you um and you can do like a range and say i'm willing to pay up to like a hundred and sixty five dollars a share but you know it's it's i i feel the whole thing is fucking rigged and like that it like it like burns me so much like I would just love to have not been screwed on so many occasions in my life and but here we are and you know public trust in

capital markets is the pinky promise called attestation and the people who stand up and say yes you can trust us pinky promise have been doing it since the 1800s so yeah you know I I think I'm probably in Zach's world but Zach's I would argue still way beyond me I still have my AMC and GME, but it's only because once I bought it, I was like, I don't know how to sell it. If the eBay merger goes through, like, you're going to be sitting pretty, dude. I still have four Trump cards that I don't even know how to get. Oh, yeah. I do it.

I got the email. I got the email shut. These are the NFTs, the Trump NFTs. I think Brian has a portfolio of them as well. I think he might have OpenC and actually know how to access his though. I'll yell at the time because yeah, I got the emails. I got to see what I had, but it's like you're supposed to do this. I was like, what?

I tried to transfer one and I must have done it incorrectly because it never showed up. It just disappeared into the ether. And I was like, okay, I'm not going to do this with the other ones. I can just go look at the email. I can see that's where I'm at. Zach, like I got the email. I put it a little star. on it, sign on it.

Important. That is how the wallet works. To be clear, I am not a day trader or anything like that. I basically park some money a couple of years ago into Bitcoin as a savings account and Tesla. And the only reason I did the Tesla thing is because I was writing about it a hell of a lot in 2023, but it's basically a bet. It's a future bet.

To Zach's point, like that's the type of thing that I'm going to sit on like it's Apple stock from 1995. You know, for me, if you look at the public declarations of Elon, he actually has these documents that come out like once every, I don't know, six years or something called master plan. And the most recent one came out in 2025. And it was titled the age of abundance. And he got ruthlessly mocked by like everybody.

Like, oh, yeah, company's going to bring about the age of abundance. And what's funny about it is that it was the same month that Donald Trump was signing all these executive orders on the Genesis program and the Golden Age infrastructure and everything. And again, the, if an age of abundance is at all possible that Donald Trump has been talking about for 10 years, the only way it happens is via that kind of technology. And it just so happens that that's the guy he's given all this money to start all this technology. Right. So, and for me, being retarded about narrative and all that kind of stuff and language coding, I also look at the fact that Elon named that company Tesla.

I do look at Donald Trump's connections to John Trump and to Nikola Tesla. And in my wild fantasy world of we are watching, you know, the slow surfacing of a long time shadow war, I look at those language coding situations very seriously. I consider that the, we, none of us would disagree that the deep state plays those games, right? Like they use language games.

they use humiliation rituals they use the Higalian dialectic i believe that the good guys are doing that to them so i think some of the games they're playing some of these reversal games are like yeah we know what you did with Tesla's technology so now we've got something we called it Tesla and fuck you and sort of like where did all those designs go those have been theories in the truth community for a long time but Then you got this random billionaire who comes out here and starts building the most valuable companies in the world and saying, like, hey, I'm going to take my DOD money and create an age of abundance. It could be a bunch of bullshit. But the reason some people, like Tesla maximalists, treat Tesla as a savings vehicle, is they're saying if the optimist is a optimist robot is successful, what is the total addressable market of labor? like you start to get into a territory that has never been thought about in markets we look at we look at a company that makes cell phones and it's worth four trillion dollars right what what about the company that solves labor and that you know who knows i mean that's the sort of asymmetric bet and we lost uh he's like he's done you on that thing yeah

It's the robot. I have three NFTs and two of them I got in Twitter spaces. One of them, my buddy Darren that I used to do the Colorado show with, he has a DFI project called Pocket Cows, and he gave me a cow NFT. And then the other two, one I did, it was, oh, what is their name? Jennifer and Dustin, is that right? America's something. They did this like crypto class thing.

And then like I got an NFT for showing. up but the reason I'm bringing this up is the third one it's really special I want it playing twitter space rock paper scissors have you played twitter space rock paper scissors no I never even heard of that yeah well we made it up but I wanted an FP do it like rock paper scissors in real life except it's the oh geez no you use the emoji so instead like yeah you should you should you should make um rritor space rock paper scissors great to get in your That is pretty cool. So I went to one of the starred emails. The most boomer crypto story ever.

He's going to like give us access. So it will be like 100 Bitcoin alpha. What? I hope here's my wallet. I hope this information is supposed to be private. I don't know. I don't even know. I don't even know what the numbers on the right mean. All those different things. But this is one of the cards. Um, now at the time, I emailed them and I'm like, hey, I bought a Trump card. I didn't know it was called an NFT.

So I was like, I bought a Trump card and you guys charged me and I haven't got it. And so they're just like, well, here's the link that shows you how you get access to it. And so I was like, oh, let me put a star on that too. So this way when I finally want to do it, I'll do it. So I saw that email right now. And so I clicked on that link and this is what's off there. I'm like, I'm like, hey, yo, y'all better update it. So, but yeah, that is.

Trump personally scammed alpha. Everybody screen grab alpha's NFT information. You got it. I hope there's nothing under that shouldn't be there. Let's get that off there. Let me see if I. That's the other one. We got Hunter back in the news being hilarious.

It's got to be a rug. Everybody's going to get on that. Hunter's base rug and get yanked. Hunter has a PR team that is showing him how to come back into the consciousness of America in the good graces that he never had before. Okay, separate himself from the Biden family. He's reinventing himself. Well, the art didn't really work out. So now he's a recovery coach.

Like, come on. Okay. I'm not taking advice from Hunter Biden. You know, I've been around the tables. I don't need him to tell me how to stay so much. Yeah. He is, it is a hilarious account. Yeah, yeah.

That's been, that's been fun. He's like low key based going on, you know, podcasts and then making posts online. Oh, yeah, the, the bankers. It's all the bankers. Yeah, he was talking about Bitcoin, I think. Yeah, yeah, he was talking about Bitcoin. We need fake. Next thing you know next week, he's going to be like, hey, guys, it's the Jews.

And then people, yeah. Yeah. No, he actually, he was asked that. Someone said, just say it's the Jews, it's cleaner or something like that. And he wrote back, fuck you. He's not going to go down there. Speaking of the Jews, man, did Spencer Pratt just, that didn't last long. Not about the election, but just in terms of, you know, playing the game of is he earnest or not?

How come? For me, there's two indicators that would suggest he's a pussy-ass bitch. like the rest of them. First one is he preemptively shamed the voters of California if he doesn't win. So he has not mentioned fraud. He has not mentioned the word fraud once in his campaign. Second, Mrs. Bright sent me because she used to watch that show. I forget which one it was.

The Hills. I think it's called. I've never seen it. She used to watch it. And she was like, yeah, I thought maybe he might be legit because. she was using reverse indicators and she's like he was so disliked on the show that I find it hard to believe he'd be one of their guys like he probably is so proud He was so proud of R&B in that moment. That's a reverse indicator. And then she sends me, I'm also proud of this and Ghost will be proud too.

She sends me at like one in the morning the other night. She's like, well, there it goes Pratt. And it's just him like shaming, putting out a putting out some message against anti-Semitism. I'm just like, you have been so radicalized. Like she has one conversation with Ghost and then her guy puts out like, it's not the Jews post. And she's like, damn it. We lost him. He's one of them. But they're valuable indicators. I mean, he seems like a total system. It's awesome of you to out your wife's anti-Semitism on the internet. She is. You know, I don't know if she's anti-Semitic. I assume she is. But I will say the one like race that she really dislikes strongly is the Polish.

Really? And I've never heard somebody like really. I used to think she was joking about this when we were dating. Anytime I'd bring up a Polish person or used to watch the, you know, know, watch the UFC every weekend for work. And there was a Polish champion at the time. And she would be like, ugh, every time. I was like, you know, is this a joke? And she's like, no, like, don't you guys know how awful Polish people are? Apparently this all comes from. From a Canadian.

I mean, from a Canadian. Yeah, like, I don't know if it's Canadian Polish people. But she was like, they're the most dishonest business people in the world. I was, have you met Jews? But besides that. Yeah, apparently like. Don't do real estate deals with with Polacks. I mean, are we talking about naturalized citizens with Polish background or?

I think our hatred probably runs the gambit. Yeah, I mean, I would say if they've got like a Shivjewski in their name, just don't do any deals with them. So they can use couple Zs. Okay. So you're so even. Polish people in the chat are pissed at you now, baby. Yeah, probably. I did. I did. And I'm willing to bet they're going to stay pissed at you and not be pissed at R&B. which is hilarious. That's funny.

Okay. So first of all, if anybody is offended by, you know, making careless and loose Polack jokes, get over your fucking self. Yes. It's like, you know, the other day. So first of all, I'm like over 50% Irish. I'm like 52% Irish. And somebody in my chat the other day gave me a rant and was like, Zach, do this one in your Irish accent.

And so good natured, you know, go ahead. and do it. And there is, of course, somebody in my audience who's Irish, who is so offended, not only when I do an Irish accent, but anytime I do any accent. And I was like, they told me that it was dehumanizing. And I was like, let me just ask you, like, do you get upset like this when you watch like a movie and an actor who's not of Irish descent does an Irish accent? because like I don't get upset when Liam Neeson pretends to be American or when Mel Gibson, you know, speaks in, you know, perfect American English. I mean, that doesn't offend me and I don't understand why it offends you. I mean, yeah, these people are not worth a whole lot.

I don't think I've ever met an Irish person who is insulted by anything like that. I've met quite a few Irish people. Oh, yeah, we joked around about the ex. Dude, I love the accent. Oh, yeah, yeah, that's what I'm saying. I grew up. My grandpa's house was a Notre Dame house. Okay, like, you know, Aaron Gobra, fighting Irish.

Everything had the little leprechaun on it. All right. The whole thing with Irish people is not being perpetually offended. So, yeah, it's kind of a... I was like, is this an op? What's going on? Yeah, it sounds like fake Irish. I just wanted on the record that I have absolutely respected all races and cultures and never done me.

That's a good thing about being an avowed racist, Alfie. never have to make statements like that. But speaking of Polish people, if you want it like any reason of why they're the worst, this was the UFC champion at the time I was talking about. Now, how do you guys, for anybody who, I don't know if you guys know this fighter already, but how would you pronounce this?

Jedruchjerk. Zach? Joanna Jedrishik. Jeddruzik? Yeah, I don't know, dude. I mean, like anytime you've got a bunch of consonants right next to each other and most of them are z's it's a little pretty simple cam you can do it jed drzzyzzii jes well first i would have reloaded my page because i would have thought there

was a loading error that that did that i catcha yeah i'd have been like what's going on but i'll say jedr zijijij this mother fucking name is pronounced young jaycheck Sure, yeah. Yown Jacek. No, N. Where's the end? Yeah, yown. And it doesn't make any sense.

And, you know, I think that's enough to go on of saying, get rid of them. Okay. They started it. Everyone talks about the Jews all the time. But I remember which country he went into first. Plenty of them were from bold. I mean, like, let's just be real. Yep.

Does anybody know about the, the, some, the, one of the Obama daughters? I guess did an interview? No, no, no, no. She's just, you know, not the daughter of the Obama's. Arbova over here, which, you know, got to be honest, that name sounds a little Polish, so I don't know if I should trust this. But, no, I'm just kidding. It says that one of the Obama daughters went on an interview and then wrote some posts or something about a week ago

and said she wasn't even their daughter and that Michelle was a man and Barry was gay. I mean, this sounds like fan fiction. And without a source, I don't know how to take it. I'd love to believe it. Who was the, who was it a decade ago? Was it, was it Obama's like brother-in-law or something that was always posted? Who was that? That was a half-brother, that Malik, Malik.

He was low-key base too. I contacted him. Yeah. He wanted me to pay him. Okay, so, okay, we're going to figure. Let's see if we got the rate right, exactly. So I email him. And I'm like, hey, would you like to come on my podcast and share your story about what's going on?

He's like, absolutely, yeah, let's work out of dates. I was like, all right, cool. You know, we can do it in these days. He's like, okay, he was my fees, $10,000. Yeah, yeah. So then I just thought, I just never met. I was like, I'm good, bro. I'm like, I don't know who you think I am, but I ain't that guy.

That's a bargain. Like, I've had a couple of people like, you know, immediately like, sure, I'd love to come on your show. This is my rate. And I'm like, you know, I don't even make that much. in a month, okay? Like, I don't know who you normally interview with, but like, I will happily plug your book. Like, I'll even

buy a copy if you want me to read them ahead of time, you know? Just a humble Nigerian prince, trying to make it. If you want $10,000, I want their house footage with Michelle walking around with that thing just swinging everywhere. I don't watch that. Then

I'll crowd fun. Your $10,000. I was like, this guy's crazy. I might go visit I got distracted by the chat for a second And then I started paying attention again And Alpha was saying that he wants Michelle Obama's dick Swinging in front of him What did I?

What's the bridge that gap for me? For $10,000. For a fee He will pay her I'm not sure that's what you say Alpha will pay $10,000 to see a way Just on this place Hold for processing because

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Well, it seems like most of the shit on the internet nowadays. I mean, like, I just see things like repeated enough times that it becomes fact, even though it never was. On the Hunter Biden laptop, when that old thing came out, and I still don't know if it's true or not, But one of the photos that was released has, I think it's Malia's credit card. That's real. That is real. He was definitely yucking it up. Now, well, you know what?

Is that on Hunter's laptop? Is that we're talking about? Yeah, she was. She was. Or she might have been scraping Coke together for Hunter to cook. That's true. Because he wouldn't waste his time on cocaine. He only said that.

He definitely should have been cleaning up. That's what I was going to say. She was just using it to me. You know, like when you're at a nice restaurant, they bring by this table scraper. Like, she was just cleaning up. Yeah. Let me get that for you, Hunter. Before I give you a foot job.

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Okay. Oh, I'm looking forward to it. I have a picture with a with a lion BB, but it's like a baby lion. And I'm like five years old and it's sedated. The place where that picture was taken, there was two different like training enclosures. I was training. I was working with the tigers. But in the other enclosure, there was a lion named Joe. And they were like, yeah, you can't go in there, which was so funny.

because I was in with the tigers. There were also tigers in that one. It was a weird situation where this lion Joe had been raised with this tiger, Nikita, and they were like they were brothers. They had been raised together, so they were cool together. I was with a tiger in that picture named Khan after Cher Khan. And Khan was not allowed in the enclosure with Joe and Nikita because he would kill them. And they were like, yeah, if you got, I was like, well, what would happen if I went in there?

And they're like, you would immediately be killed. because they're like, yeah, Joe doesn't like anybody but like the woman who bottle fed him from a cub. But it's just funny. Like you can be right next to one that you're like brushing its teeth and hanging out. And then they're like, that one will immediately kill you if you try to go in there.

That's crazy. I won't even get missed on the one that they said's okay. Like, hell no. Yeah, I mean, it wasn't a great idea. Like there were some incidents we heard about after I was involved in that training program. Nobody got killed, but there were some incidents. So, yeah, it's, there's definitely no such thing as a domesticated tiger or lion, but they're crazy.

It's like a, it's like a horse, you've ever touched a horse. Yeah. It's like you can see a tiger and you can even be kind of close to one. but the difference between that and then being in the cage and like when I thought I was prepared and I remember the first one that brushed against me almost knocked me over and it's like it will disabuse you of any notion you know not that people think they can beat up a tiger but I think people think like I could I could defend myself a little bit and it's like no it's basically it feels like a horse brushing

by you, but a cat. Go jump in the backyard with the pissed off chow. And then contemplate a fucking tiger. Yeah. It's wild. They're big.

So speaking of large, aggressive meat-eating animals, did you guys know that in the wild there are fertile polar bear grizzly bear hybrids yeah i had no idea until earlier today when i saw this video the traditional uh thinking on hybridized animals is that they'll be infertile and so the lineage will basically like end with that hybrid baby but uh they are mating in the wild and creating a new subspecies and it's pretty wild dude because i mean it's like all of the best aspects of a polar bear

and all of the best aspects of a grizzly which is all of the worst aspects for humanity if you're going to be in the presence of either a grizzly or a polar bear um because polar bears will pursue a human being with the intention of eating them a grizzly bear might be driven to it But a grizzly bear is much better suited to eating the flesh of a living thing. And also tearing it from the bone as well as crushing your skull. But a polar bear is much better suited to tearing the blubber off of a seal and kind of gumming it in the back of its mouth. They have lost the need for the large molars in the back because seals are primarily blubber. So when you put those two things together, it's a much hardier animal and they can move a lot further inland.

And, you know, the only thing I didn't like about the video is that they said it was because of climate change. Of course, every time. I'm telling you, man. You have you watched something about fucking bears these days. Everything is because of climate change, including racism. So just get on board, guys. Have you ever seen this video of two Kodiaks fighting each other? I've seen a video too

Coe know what I want to see it wild in terms of how strong they are and their natural Greco-Roman clinch game is really good we'll watch the whole thing but in case anybody It's going to happen dangerously close to us

He already Yeah. Look at that. He goes to the turtle position immediately. Like... Pretty braced, I'm like the bear. Yeah, I mean, they're basically using Greco-Roman wrestling. Yeah.

Oh god, I'm gonna tear an attack. Taryn is... Taring his back up. Should have thought about it. Is this to the death or are they like bros afterwards? They don't kill each other, but they're trying. Don't think they're ruined each other, though. I know, spoiler alert, sorry, Cam.

He's trying to, he's trying for the pin. You just want to freak out. Yeah. Get a muscle underneath all that fat, though. Look that shit. What hell, cameraman? Oh, yeah. We have one job.

Whoever's mowing the wild Alaskan, By the way, excellent. Yeah, we're good. We're good. I'm watching. I'm paying attention. You weren't. Like, what's the plan

if one of those turns around? Are both of them? They're like, hey, let's get back to this in a second. Maybe the most awesome bear fight ever recorded. This is a gift from Mother Nature, man. We need that in Nature documentaries instead of like David Attenborough. Jake, you're going to be world famous.

This is a fact. I didn't even know. know it was Jake, honestly. So I don't think he became famous. Anyway. It's one of the most... It was one of the things I do. One of many things I do.

Those are just guerrilla dogs. Corrilla dogs. I like that. Yeah, it works. You just imagine one of the things is right at your gut. My God. And then you look down and all your shit just starts pouring out.

You wouldn't look down, though. You wouldn't be looking down. You'd be dead by that point. There is nothing you can do. that's just no that's a slow death and you're gonna get eat you imagine you're they can just hold you down and eat you imagine though that you're right there like ah this hurts and he's like he's like i think you pass out i think you pass out before any of that happens i don't know man i've i've done a lot of research on this game i pass out the moment i saw my guts out on the brown i'm like i think uh for

all my talk of sharks i think bear a bear would be the um would be what at the bottom of my list of animals to be killed by, except for a large swarm of ants if I was incapacitated, because that would be horrible. But besides that, it's bears. You've thought a lot about this. I have thought a lot about this, Ash. Yeah, I have rankings.

We can go through them. But with bears, the terrifying thing about a grizzly in particular is it can literally, to Alva's point, they don't try to kill you and then eat you. So with predators, they have a thing. thing called predating, where if a tiger is hunting you, it kills you. It is like designed to kill you and then eat you as efficiently as possible. That is not what bears do. They pin you down and then start eating you. Yeah. Yeah. Which is why bear, like, because you can't get out. There's nothing you can do. There's like, you're not going to get up or anything like that. And they're not

predators. They're omnivores. So they don't have like the, you know, kill shots that cats do and everything. but yeah, awful. That would be the worst way to go. And there's a lot of accounts you can read of people that survived but witnessed other people, you know, in their group getting killed. And it's not, it's not quick, usually. I think probably the worst part for me of those stories is survivors describing the sound of a grizzly bear chewing on their skull. And like, oh, yeah, the crunching and like, you know, the abject terror that comes over you when you realize. that you're not dying anytime soon because you know you're moving and the bear is kind of enjoying it you know

i mean it's like you know oh this tastes good i like it warm um so there you know so obviously there are a lot of dangerous things in nature i know bdb is but i'm also very worried about the unnatural things uh that are coming to uh to hurt us and to kill us and i don't know if you guys have seen Oh, I love this. Wait, before we get off the animals, though, can I just, I would like to, BB, I'd like a follow-up question. Yeah. I don't understand how you're more scared of the bear thing because you're so vulnerable in water. Oh, yeah.

I mean, it's not, I mean, I am more scared of sharks. I mean, explain the ranking is what I'm saying. Because of the unknown. It's all about, I didn't say I was more scared of bears. No, you said it would be less pleasant to be killed by a bear. Yeah, but I feel like I feel like water. Like I am generally more afraid of sharks because they can, they can happen at any time. You would believe.

There's a great YouTube channel called. Not in the forest. Yeah. In the forest. I think that the, whether you're on land or in the water, like there's nowhere to go. Okay. Like, I mean, a bear can run at you at like 35, 40 miles an hour.

A shark is going to swim at you very quickly. And, you know, they'll take a chunk out of your side or like one of your. legs and you'll bleed out quickly i mean i think that that's a better way to go but don't you think it'd be more scary to be because at least if you're on land you feel like you can get like you like you something you could do if you're in the water and there's like the dunn and then you're being super cool do you see the dorsal fit what are you going to do the the bear runs faster than you the bear is you 10 times i get it i'm not saying it's actually safer i'm saying psychologically you feel better about it i think if you

were on your legs you cannot run the bear but you can even up the odds in climbing no no you can't that's a that's a misconception yeah you know how many people have tried to climb trees and got jacked by grizzlies yeah i'm gonna you know Zach you take this one sure here's my plan let me tell you my plan and then you can get on me how you'll buy as the grislies chase me i know i cannot either way so my my plan was I'm going to scramble up a tree as fast as I can, knowing that he's coming after me. And then when we get to a high point, I'm going to look at him because you got to make sure that the friends and family and everybody get away. I'm going to look at them.

And then I'm going to make us both fall to our death. Hey, Alpha, let me show you a bear climbing a tree because you're going to think it's AI. No, okay. Now, you've got black bears and grizzlies. Okay, black bears are a lot more agile because they're smaller, but grislies definitely climb trees. Yeah. They might be a little slower. This is a black bear, but let's see how fast a black bear climbs a tree.

Yeah. It is essentially in a full sprint. Keep it up those odds, Alpha. Yeah. That is a tree with no branches. Oh. Yeah. You're not doing that.

I mean, he's faster than you. And even if they. get halfway up the tree and just get tired they'll sit at the bottom of the tree and wait for you to come down because they know you have to. Like you've ever seen this, Zach? Is this a Timothy Treadwell video? No, no, no. This is nobody dies

in this video. This is a guy who was filming bears and did not realize one had come up to check him out. And yeah, it's wild. Yeah. I mean, what are you going to do? He survived that. He did. Oh yeah, it didn't attack him. He just, he was filming. He's on a ridge line and he's a photographer and he's filming the bears at the salmon run

and then he like hears something and he turns around and there's one right there that's just like the only basically the only reason it doesn't kill him is because it's gorged on salmon yeah so it's like that's why it's so like fat looking and bring salmon that's the key to say salmon yeah bring a lot of salmon yeah i mean i've thought about many of these things yeah i have two i would you're not happy believe these guys have like freaking outfit guns with them when they go to do this well i mean there's been a couple guys on um the rogan podcast like you know is his hunter friends there's a steve ronella was involved in a grisly charge a few years ago i think it was steve ronella um but uh this grisly charged a group of six

guys all of whom had guns all of whom had guns out because they were sitting down in a circle on a hunt and they had their guns like, you know, either on their side, one or two of them said they had their gun like on their plate or on their cooler while they were eating. And the bear didn't bite any of them. They all say, they've all told the story that's pretty consistent between the six of them. They think that the bear was so like confused that there were six of them that that's the only thing that saved them. But a grizzly charged them from like 30 yards away through brush and like broke into the clearing and they all went flying like it threw one of them 15 feet or something and then uh it ran it ended up running away in the chaos but it was a giant bear they

said and not a single one of them not only didn't get a shot off none of them even got their gun in their hand and they're all like they were talking about on the podcast of how like embarrassing embarrassed they were about that given how many times they've hunted in alaska and they've got their guns and they have bear awareness and all this kind of stuff. And they're like, it disabused any of them of the notion that they're like, oh yeah, if it wanted to, it probably could have killed all six of us like quickly. The only thing that might have saved them is if it just focused on somebody, you know, and then somebody else shoots it. But yeah, there's a lot of people that have like, you know, have their guns in the wild. There was a few years ago, there was a

military training in Alaska. And I don't know if it was marine training or ranger training, whatever it was. Maybe it was ranger training. And there was three rangers in a group, all armed doing, you know, their wilderness training. And a grizzly, a female grizzly attacked the three of them. Two of them, two of them got badly injured. The third one got killed. And they didn't kill the grizzly.

Yeah. So having, having hiked in. the Alaskan back country, okay? Oh my God. You have bear spray, all right? And it's basically like a supercharged can of supercharged pepper spray. And when you pull the trigger, it shoots up to 30 feet. All right.

So like if you've got that at the ready and you can tell that a bear is charging you, you know, you're going to be making a lot of noise. You're going to be making your presence known because you want them to not want to have anything to do with you. And you can disturb them enough. that they're not coming at you. But if, you know, you come between a mama bear and her cubs, if, you know, they're in a situation where they're unable to find food and they come up on you and they've decided they're going to eat you, you know, you're going to shoot them in the face with the pepper spray and they're going to get the hell out of there because, you know,

that's definitely going to be something that they don't like. A nature photographer like that, I would assume he has bear spray. I mean, I would doubt that he would have a gun, but, I mean, maybe he does just because he's living out there with the grisleys i mean i do you know it's good business but i mean there's certain places where you know i mean you might not be able to can't call 911 if no no it is all separately but also related i feel like zach is big footing all of burning bright stories tonight and i'm wondering if he's doing it on purpose not at all no this is i think zach is a man of culture who has thought about these things as often as I have.

I mean, this is what I think about most of the time. Yeah, this is the Army. After this story, we should move on from natural predators to artificial. Yes. I have a couple of great. I have a couple of really good ones. RIP, Seth Michael Plant of Florida. I got to go back to the drawing board because, yeah.

He's survived gators, Florida Panthers, and boath constrictors, and a grizzly got him. That's awful. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. All right. So this video right here is insane. It's not the only one. And this is, I believe it's like the unitary robot from China. And you've got this crowd of people. I don't know why it's wearing the wig. And it just seems like based upon all of the videos we've seen of these robots being trained in Kung Fu and making like quick movements. that people can't anticipate.

I don't know why everybody was totally cool with it. But here... Wait, wait, wait, wait. Aren't there three robotics laws? In China, I don't know anything about the robot. You're talking about Isomov's laws? Asimov's laws. Can't hurt a human, right?

Well, yeah. The first one. Yeah, but that's obviously in the fictional world that Isaac Asimov has created. This is the real world. So the tech community saying that those laws are in effect governing this innovative landscape is full of shit.

It might be true here in America, but China is like the Wild West. They're not. Nobody's claiming that those laws are programmed in. That's a fictional account, but a lot of these guys reference, and they're like, we could just there are no ethics in innovation.

No. Well, Ash, as we learned in the terrible but also kind of good... Oh, Ash, you're such a lute. Why are you so anti-tech? Well, you're acting like Will Smith in iRobot and will smith was the bigot in that movie oh frankly it turns out that the robots were actually kind of cool there's so many of those too that jennifer lopez movie had the same vibe of like you're a bigot if

you don't want the a i to take over your life and merge with your brain i haven't seen that i don't think it's called atlas highly recommend brian hated it no no anything with jennifer lopez in it i wouldn't watch because she's a shit actress she is an a i scientist research at the top of her field in I already am not brought in. Okay, like I just cannot picture her doing any of that stuff. All right. Was that on Netflix? Yes, and it's very intense about it.

She's playing like the very intense, very serious scientist role, which she does not pull off. Right. Super smart and all that shit. She's a woman. Yeah. You're enough. He's watching the air. They're like, we can make another. Not another robot, those are expensive, but we can make another one of these Chinese kids.

I mean, there's already way too many male Chinese kids anyways. That could have easily ruptured that kid's spleen or his liver or something like that. Own a robot is what he's going to do. He does not recover. Watch. I think that kid sees the money bags. This was America. He'd be a rich boy.

The robot feels bad. Body language kind of looks like it feels bad. Like it's like it has kind of, doesn't it? See, Ash? I don't know. I don't know. Now, here's the thing. I thought that this was a one-off.

But there's actually another video that also comes out. Okay. What about the mom that was still holding the baby? be there. What about everybody that was still there watching and just standing there like, ha ha, that kid got kicked. They can't see cam. They can't see straight. They don't even know what happened. All of them are oblivious. Here's the thing. Here's the thing in China. And I've, I've heard this and I've actually seen some pretty disturbing videos. If you, if you are someone who is like hurt in public in China, like frequently people will get like hit by a car and then the driver

will just drive away. And then the people will be left like bleeding or like hemorrhaging internally or maybe like legs are broken. And they're just on the ground. And all of the Chinese pedestrians just make a wide berth around them. Or maybe they drive the car around. Nobody helps because. It's a nation of respect, Zach.

Well, no, it's because you can be sued. You can be sued by the person who is hurt if you are seen to be like touching this person when they're in an injured state. It's like totally messed up, but this is a consequence of communism. Yeah. Well, also, sometimes they'll just keep driving over them. Yes. In those videos.

Well, I mean, if they're alive, they can press charges. Exactly. And if they're dead, they cannot. So the move. Yes. Is to back up. Just make sure they're dead. Yeah.

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Yeah. Poor kid. Okay, now, initially I just thought that like, you know, this, okay, some bad spate of programming. But it turns out that this all may be a sophisticated advertising campaign. Do your children talk back, ignore you, and generally like piece of shit? For thousands of years, parents have no solution. Until now, with Unit Tree G1. How patented technology ensure your kid never misbehave again.

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or your money back, guarantee. Unitary not responsible for bodily harm, property damage, emotional trauma, or loss of parental authority. This is what Melania Trump said was coming, right? I can stop it. Didn't she do a whole thing? I mean, it was a little bit more controlled without the physical violence.

The robot will come into your house and teach your children. See, American robots do it behind closed doors, Ash. That's what these Chinamen don't understand. You don't beat your kids in public. Imagine the robot. Come to your house. We're going to begin the shit kicked out of us by a fucking Nintendo. Oh man, that's great. You know, eventually I've actually wondered this in like, where I will join Ash in the Luddite system is when inevitably the age of abundance will be chilling.

It'll be great. I'll be like, I was right about the age of abundance. It's great here. And I'll be, I'll go to turn on the UFC fights to see some human on human just violence, senseless, beautiful violence. And there'll be two fucking robots in there. What we're saying is let the robots replace all the good bits about humanity. But where we're ripping each other's heads off, beating the shit out of each other, anything exploitative, we should keep that shit here.

Exactly. Got it. All right. That's where I draw the line. Man on man violence. That's our. Art, culture, you know, writing, telling us what's true, the news, all that shit. AI can do it.

robots can do it we're fine nice nice let's see keep it human nice try petty 429 but it's up up down down left right left right a b a is it the raiden combo bro no oh maybe that's what you're doing he's talking about transfer right there oh okay oh you're trying to shoot a fireball in moral combat that's an old that's an old school reference Mortal Kombat or Contra. Contra is super old school, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, my brother played that.

I was Mortal Kombat Ninja's eight years in a row for Halloween. But different ones. They were very different. One of them was red. One of them was blue. One of them was yellow. Sub-zero scorpion. Yeah.

Yeah, yeah. We just kept rotating them through. Nice. So before we start to wrap up the show, Zach, do you want to talk about Victor Marks? I do. Yes. Yes. Yes. Please. Anybody else on the stream know who Victor Marx is? Because I can set it up. Nope. You might as well. Set it up for the audience. Okay. So here in Colorado, it's a communist country. And we have three Republican candidates running for governor. And it's very crazy. So one of them is a woman named Barb Kirkmeyer. She's the establishment. She got all the establishment credibility. She's been in the Senate here for like ever. And all of the institutions are rallying around.

her to help her get elected in my opinion based on the information available scottoms who i've talked about before i know him i know his chuckle get it out of your sister don't let him near scott besant nice that's nice um he is the he's like actual grassroots america first not a ton of funding like but you know good good guy he um he was incredibly supportive of me personally when i was going through the lawsuit stuff and I'm not his constituent. He just heard what was, you know, happening and reached out to sport. Good guy. Victor Marks is this candidate that kind of came out of nowhere. He's a high risk humanitarian ministry leader. Alpha, I'm really surprised that you haven't heard of Victor Marks because you were like on X and it's been a lot. I thought he was a

singer, but I think that's Richard. No, that's Richard. Yeah. Yeah. I'm you was in the what was the Kevin Costner I'm terrible with names if I saw a state maybe I'd recognize them Kevin Cozner Robin richard thieves I believe yeah Richard Marks had a great movie I'm always you know weird it out that you just brought up Kevin Costner's Robinhood because I just randomly saw a clip from Kevin Costner's Robin Hood today and I was thinking about how horrible the accents were how dare you oh I do know who this guy is I've seen I have seen his image Okay, so. For a victim.

Okay, so Candice Owens took an interest in this story because Victor Marks has connections to Charlie Kirk. Charlie Kirk, Victor, there's so much. Oh my God, there's so many layers of this thing. I'm going to try and condense it down. Actually, I think the best way to condense it down is to just play this Comedy Central thing. Will we get in trouble? Should we disconnect from YouTube before we? You can disconnect from YouTube if we're going to be doing some, yeah, some copyrightable stuff.

Man, you imagine all the lawsuits from bears we're going to get after this show? I know. We like, did you source that footage? All right. So if you're watching us on YouTube, come over to Rumble or X or Kick or Twitch or Facebook. Well, Facebook will probably, we should probably... We're the hub. We're on the hub too.

What's the hub? Let's move on. Next. Okay. All right, so I'm going to disconnect from YouTube. So Victor Marks did an interview. He's dodged all the debates, says he won't debate. He finally did.

It was terrible. But that's not what this is about. He did an interview with Kyle Clark, who is like the, you know, pretty boy, uh, uh, news anchor that everybody,

like that when he does a debate, they're like, oh my gosh, all debates everywhere should be done like this. Uh, Darlig of the regime. Very leftist. I would say he's probably DSA aligned if I had to guess his politics.

I would say, but, yeah, but, uh, he, you know, try,

like I'm a very objective journalist, right? Okay. So he does this interview. Finally gets an interview with Victor Marks. There is so much to this guy's story that it was a crazy interview. But the Daily Show picked it up and turned it into a comedy sketch, which is delightful, which is what I'm going to play for you now. And as much as this is comedy, it is actually his story. These are the details of this guy that is running for governor.

And they're caught. Here's the other thing. They call him the frontrunner for governor. Now, elections are fake. Campaign finances, money laundering. However, the polling that they're citing to call him the frontrunner is his own internal polling. There is no actual polling that's been done on this race. And the chief pollsters here have said that they're not going to do it.

I don't know why. But he put out his own paid for, like a pack paid for this internal poll. And he's put it out. And now it's like everybody is calling him the frontrunner. He also claimed to have raised more money than the Democrats, both Democrats in this campaign, which doesn't make any sense. a Republican can't win here. So this is the killing guy, right?

Oh, it's all coming up. Don't spoil it, Alpha. Is Alpha? All right. Okay. All right, here we go. Victor wraps up millions of views on YouTube. Turn it up.

Describe world's fastest gun disarmor. Look, if you just pull the trigger, the long you see me move. That was fast. Pretty cool. I don't know if it's relevant to the duties of governor, but good, good job disarming all those virgins. Marks wasn't just spending his free time on YouTube. He also wrote a book called The Dangerous Gentleman,

where he made some major claims about his past heroism, which a reporter recently asked him about. You said that you've performed more than 130 missions to rescue women and children from terror and abuse. Your organization says that you've saved women and children from 30 nations. 30 nations. That's a lot of countries. Three nations. That's amazing.

And I assume a very true story that can withstand a simple follow-up question. A bunch of those supporting. Start with the first. Yes, sir. What did I say? Your full quote was, I wrote this book, Dangerous Gentleman, after 130 plus missions to rescue women and children from terror abuse. So that's not true, what you wrote.

I wouldn't, that doesn't sound accurate. What? It doesn't sound accurate. I mean, 130 missions in 30 countries that he can't remember. remember, that's the plot of the born identity. You know, maybe it's just a small fabrication. Certainly he has other areas of expertise, like his devotion to fighting terrorism,

even after leaving the military. You claim that you once called in a US military airstrike that killed 70 ISIS fighters. I didn't realize that civilians could essentially facilitate military airstrikes. Could you walk me through how that worked? No. So we can't remember where he's been.

and he won't tell us how he called in a drone strike. Definitely a little strange, but again, Americans have become so desensitized to wild political scandals. At this point, there's nothing that could shock us anymore. Your claim that your abusive stepfather forced you to kill a man when you were seven years old, is that the only person you've ever killed?

Well, I would say, as a child, yes. That was an astoundingly long pause for a very simple math problem. Please tell me the rest of the answer is less bizarre. Do you think that you've killed people as an adult? Does it matter? Yeah, I'd say so. Yeah, I'd be in charge of an entire state.

Your answer to have you killed anyone cannot be a seven-minute silent story. Get any weirder. You perform exorcisms commanding demons to come out of people. Can you explain to folks how that works? We identify the demon? like Jesus did. We asked what their name is and then we give them commands

and then we destroy them. Okay, that's weirder. That sounds really, you know. Appreciate the passion. I mean, it's not something he's just phoning in. You also perform these exorcisms by phone. Are those just as effective?

They are. Exorcism over the phone? That's pretty much. that's that's pretty much the gist there's a couple other crazy stories i still don't even understand who that guy is he didn't even talk about killing the cat the for i know the front i was just about to mention that's like the frontrunner for the colorado gop nomination for governor is who that is really well no because all of this is fucking fake his numbers his fundraising numbers he put up his fundraising his fc filing and the headline was oh my gosh this guy is amazing everybody

loves him. He raised more money than Democrats. Then people like Mark Cook and Chris Gleason and Peter Berniger checked him out and were like, hey, this guy has the same Smurfs running donations as Jenna Griswold and Phil Weiser and a fuck ton of people outside of the state. And then he had to pull his filing down

and update it and amend it and put it back up, which made him in violation of FEC law. And Jenna Griswold was like, it's cool. And he got a pass. What's going on with Colorado last names? For 99 cents for the first three minutes. $10 each of this one minute. Almost got him, but he's still in there, though.

So actually, so I actually sent, so what that, what he's talking about is what they call the retooling prayer. And the retooling prayer is, he does what sounds like regular prayer, and I've heard it. I can play it if you guys want. No. How does this compare to black church, Ash? No, it's, it's, I think it's a derivative of like testament of Solomon Cabala stuff. And I actually, so I got my hands on this prayer. We played it on the radio here.

And I sent it to Matt Arrett, who knows more about these things than I do. And Matt Arrit was like, if this guy is running for Colorado governor, I really hope he's unsuccessful. But it's also very derivative. Burning Bright, you'll love the fact that he has, he is a seventh degree black belt in a martial art that his father invented. Okay. Does he know the dim muck? I don't know. I bet he talks about it.

I don't know. Everything about the guy is. derivative and grifty but the retooling prayer is he asks God to create a circle of judgment he draws the person I mean if we were in the screw tape letters we'd call it the patient into the circle and then he summons two angels and then he asks the demon questions what is your name how are you deceiving this person you know what are the what are the tools and the lies and through this process the individual that is you know he's supposedly casting the demons out of

tells all these deep dark secrets that they have so it's kind of like a scientology audit in that way and then he um he claims that he tells the angels to rip the demon apart and that's what happened the demons are not inside of the person according to victor marks anymore no they they aren't inside of the person they're attached to the person on the outside so this is what he's caught And when he was asked about it directly, he said, well, it's just prayer. A man of God, in other words, who is driving demons from the battle space. And you want to stop that, Ash? You're getting dangerously close to questioning or, dare I say, besmirching Tom Cruise with your line of rhetoric right now.

Well, so. Who created not just one, but two pretty gay. When we went to when we were at Cocoa Beach Guard for a whole bunch of reasons, I ended up at my brother's house. And my brother, who was so happy to have a captive audience, made me watch this four-hour thing on the Testament of Solomon. His YouTube video is like all this like, like, um, uh, like the comic book art type of thing, voiceover thing. But it was actually kind of a good thing because when I was faced with this retooling prayer, I said, holy shit, I've heard this before because the testament of Solomon is Solomon has a ring and he draws the demons to him and he, you know, interrogates them and asks them how they're deceiving. human men and then he put them to work building the temple that's the that's kind of the the premise

of this and there's like it's this thing that he's doing seems derivative of that and what matt errant said to me is like i can't even call this like cabala or connected to this it's just a derivative it's like he's taken certain principles and kind of like made it up and holy shit i hope colorado doesn't elect this guy governor that is i mean crazy i got it also he claims that he cut the head off a cat when he was three years old and his stepdad I think made him wear the cat's head it was his step dead now did he kill the cat or was the cat already dead so I imagine it's dead I mean but it was him doing the beheading I mean when I he's I don't I don't know I don't know if it was dead before he cut its head off yeah when I because when I when I heard three years old fucking

bullshit it sounded to me like yeah he was forced to kill the cat you know by beheading it but I don't know either way it's in everything about him logistics of that you know i mean if your stepdad's hope that three-year-old you know i don't know but like everything about him and even more so the sources of funding the smurfing makes it may he to me he looks like uh like a honeypot candidate that was like just put out there to draw support so that you know a republican can't win go ahead okay so here's a fun fact he likes to stand on all these accolades that he's gotten right going back are they real well he has a congressional letter of recognition for his

work with children okay okay congressional letter of recognition was issued by a very specific congressperson i can't remember his name right now it's not important um who is a uh a lawyer with brownstein high at farbr district so at the time he issued the thing he is a congressperson issuing you know congressional recognition to Victor Marks, 2017. Brownstein, Hyatt, Farber, and Shrek is Dominion Voting Systems Law Firm, at least former, you know, during the time of the 2020 election, is the RNCC's law firm, is the establishment law firm. Like they're their fingerprints.

When you see BHS, you know you're dealing with regime because they're all, they're the parliamentarian at the vote to determine what happens to the party. These guys are all there, the regime and, you know, Dominion voting systems and they are behind this Victor Marks guy. I got a. Oh, yes. He's brought into to siphon support away from Scott Bottoms. Yeah.

I got a fine, but I just want to say something on the way out. One, this, this, this guy seems to be the product of when the deep state is running out of money because Trump shut down all their things and just like, what can we get for a thousand dollars? Alpha, don't you want to stay for our next segment? I'll just I'll just say trying to do some research I'll just say ditto to everything on that and then the the last comment I wanted to make to what you said BB is if Tom Cruise ran for president I would 100% vote for me too that would get me out that would get me out there to vote because you know he cares about if we are going to have a fake reality then it should have a certain panache to it. should have a certain masculine, slightly, defensively, defensively homoerotic undertones, but all in service of just bro-in-out to cool movies. I would be like a Honda.

Alpha, let's do the rants real quick before you leave because a bunch of them are directed at you. Okay, all right. Okay, if you want to do one more thing about Victor Marks, like, I think to me just like looking at it, him, it's undeniable that the man has experienced trauma. I don't think that it's impossible that he was abused and, you know, perhaps went through some type of MK Ultra stuff. So it's entirely possible to me that his trauma could be weaponized and he doesn't even know it. And he is perhaps

being used. Now, that's just me, armchair, you look, very quick observations because I haven't done the deep dives into him you know i i don't know victor the only part i take exception with is the he doesn't know part i i think i think he was traumatized as a child i think he's telling the truth about that i don't know about the cat story i that sounds that sounds not like not something that could happen a three-year-old beheading a cat i mean it could easily be an implanted you know i mean yeah um okay let's do because alpha has to get out here let's do the rants and then we can't talk about this um boge 120 says alpha what is your favorite crayon flavor i thought i sent you in can con in er uh re at early last night i guess it didn't go through yes i'm making fun but i'm an army

that i was in o i f three green never read green never read okay the boom digity with a hundred dollars thank you so much uh great great post by mit yesterday about john g trump mit post on x uh grab this here i'm gonna put it in the private yeah i i fuck with those narratives i'm into the uh john Trump narratives. My favorite, one of my favorite low-key moments in the info war was Bitcoin Nashville, 2024. Not just that Trump came out and, you know, endorsed Bitcoin, but he came out directly before Michael Saylor. And Trump said to the Bitcoin maximalist audience, you're very smart, but you're not as smart as you think you are. And I'm smarter than you think I am. And then he started talking about his uncle John from MIT.

And then the next panel was Michael Saylor of MIT doing a presentation all about Nikola Tesla and Limitless Energy. And neither of the two referenced each other at all. But I don't know. Felt like something going on there. Something, something. Okay.

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Interesting. I'm same person for the next four rants. I'm 100% with BB on the IPO. 99% go to the moon in the first day. to maybe a few months before taking a nosedive to get somewhat closer to the legitimate value per share of any new exchange listed stonk. Prior to IPO, a company will take on capital from accredited investors that must have at least $1 million in net worth and or Series 7 broker's license, which was happening with Ukraine's Burisma when Hunter Biden was on their board of directors to help them meet the securities and exchange commission standard to get listed on the New York Stock Exchange, but it didn't work out boohoo, LOL.

Well, Alpha, I'm no financial advisor, but regardless where GME is priced up down from your cost, you don't make or lose money until you sell. I'm buying GME. It has more cash on hand than Walmart. I couldn't sell. GameStop, I think, has some part to play in this before it's over, much like God. I got email saying that, you know, you're going to, this GME or AMC is going to turn into this. And I was like, okay. This was the article that Boom sent over, by the way.

Trump says his uncle was a super genius. Nice. He proves his point. And he was. And yes, he, as many in our audience know, took over control of the Tesla papers on behalf of the FBI at the time. And Trump referenced that. And then, yeah, like I said, Michael Saylor started talking about Bitcoin as the ultimate encapsulation of Nikola Tesla's theories, which is just something. Okay, Alpha, that was the last one that mentioned you.

So if you have to go, you can go. But these are good. Peyton Poo says, that's why I donated $5. I wrote Camasong and I wrote Ashesong. Use it as you will. I wrote for my buddy running for Arizona, Arizona down in Tucson. All right, Burning Bright, check out this one. See what this is.

The final demand. Trump had this to say about Elon tonight at the farm press. Or what happened the last time Trump was friends with Elon? Tesla was firebombed. Oh. That's dark. That took a dark turn at the end. Yeah.

Defont is again, half a dozen pair of men's drawers are out in the woods somewhere, slowly deteriorating with holes in the rear. I don't know what that's referring to. Oh, is it the bear? The six guys that got attacked by the bear maybe. Gotcha. Luke the dog, love you all.

Thank you. We love you too. Merlin IV, I think, Merliniv says Rumbleap kills my firebox. I think it's possessed. I think it says posse, but I think it's supposed to say possessed. Never forget Moap re. I know a guy you can call Merlin that can help you by phone with that possessed box. So is that just Michelle Obama a penis?

You guys, I got to let the dog out. He's going to the bathroom right now. I'll talk to you later. I see. Lisa. I get it. Snowcat operator gifted one subscription to Brian E. Murphy and real Murph gifted one subscription to PS Parks.

So thank you guys for that. Merliniv again says, I'm back here. Too real too soon is my YouTube. Yo, I'm going to send another 80 bucks. So everybody gets blessed best I can do. US Air Force dad. Proud of my kids.

They send ALS good photos. All good photos. Oh wow. this is really incredible thank you so much actually like did um send of a whole bunch of twenty dollar rumber ads uh merlin if spirits are real check ken copeland evil i absolutely believe spirits are real i don't i i think exorcisms are real i think demonic possession is real i think that demons messing with people's lives even if they're not like indwelling them is real i think all of that's real i think victor marks is full of shit i did not think any of it was

real until recent years now i do uh uh Merlin again one for Ash thank you so much that was mine you guys can't have it DMOM in Alaska we now have two Dan Sullivan's running for senators this sounds confusing how do you know that's smart and then final one Alpha Zach Ash Cam and the youngsters running the show y'all make sure y'all get a slice thank you so much Merlin that's freaking awesome you're the best thanks and then we have Do we want to hit our rant? I mean hit an ad.

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And then I'll be back on, besides that, Sunday night on the narrative, Chris Paul will be joining me. We will be talking about how everything is real. Nothing is fake. We must vote. We must only vote. And, you know, other such, such things. Yeah, I'm glad you guys are finally getting serious about that stuff.

It has been dicking around for years. We have been. And it's, you know, my priority has been educating people about shark and or bear awareness. And now that I feel like I've done my part there, it's time to get everybody to vote. To vote. Harder. Lindsay Graham. Hard as you can.

As hard as you've ever voted. Exactly. Yeah. If you're thinking about not voting, don't tell Normies because they get really triggered by it. Yeah. I'll be full disclosure with you guys. I was going to vote in our primary. And then Tim Burchett, Bershett came on and told us to vote.

And I was like, I was like, I'm not. No, no. No, he's in Tennessee. But I'm telling you, I kid you not. I was going to, like, I was trying to decide. I told people before, like, before the last guard, I was like, I might, I might not. I don't know. I'll go on my gut feeling.

And then when he told me to do it, I was like, fuck that. I literally was just like, I'm not going. This is the moment everybody can refer back to of when Cam lost the Republic. I did. The plan is canceled. Cam just gave us through in the towel. Nothing can stop what's coming except. Cam. Cam. I just want to, I only want to apologize to Frederick Douglass, all his hard work that he did back in the day. Hey, my hometown, my hometown, Abington, Massachusetts, where I grew up, that's where he made his speeches.

And we were the head of the abolitionist movement. I tried to do my work to, you know, roll some of that back during my time. but you know now i actually was friends with the only black kid in evington but yeah yeah we did have some sort of abyss i grew up in Atlanta we had lots of black kids yeah ash didn't have the i didn't have many so they were uh yeah they came handy in a fight oh i have a show tomorrow 730 flow so you guys there maybe and um i have alvis make sandwiches on monday will be live culture of change monday night will be recorded it's already recorded john drake and i talk about the ether is the fingerprint of God and it's a really fun flew by the conversation that we were having so tune in to that monday night it's my birthday so i'm going to be doing something else

pretty bold having a birthday on mrs bright's birthday month oh she and i are she and i are same team same page buddy yeah donald trump as well oh by the way guys into the month next sunday not this sunday sunday june 14th donald trump's birthday in the place of the narrative I'll be hosting a watch party for the UFC freedom fights. I want to indoctrinate all of you to be really into violence. It's a pretty good card. I don't think the Americans are going to do very well, but they might surprise us.

They're going to be exciting either way. And for anybody wondering, you don't have to pay 80 bucks anymore to get a UFC pay-per-view. You do, however, need a subscription to Paramount Plus the streaming service. If you want to game the system, sign up for a try, Sign up for a trial or something for that event. They know you're going to do it. They're relying on that as a loss leader.

We're not going to play the fights on the stream. I will hang out all night. Whoever wants to join me, Cam, you're welcome to join for the fights. And we'll just hang out. There'll be like all kinds of backup people there. I'm sure, you know, it's going to be a big production. So we'll pull clips up. We'll pull whatever's going on up.

We'll shoot the shit. And we'll have the fights on. You guys all watch the fights with us. And we'll have a good time. It'll be good. I like that. That does sound fun. Jessica just reminded me it is Amy in Badlands Sales birthday today.

And we love Amy. She's freaking amazing. I know. We're surrounded by Gemini women is what's happening. I'm aware, yes. I know how to deal with them. It's the secret sauce. All of their personalities.

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