Badlands Media - Quite Frankly Ep. 43: Bigfoot Sightings, Moon Landing Doubts, and Paranormal Call-Ins

Episode Date: March 13, 2026

Frankie Val hosts another live edition of Quite Frankly, opening the lines for listeners to weigh in on strange encounters, controversial history, and the stories that live somewhere between curiosity and disbelief. Frankie begins the night reacting to reports of a sudden surge of Bigfoot sightings in Ohio, where multiple encounters were allegedly reported within just a few days along a documented trail corridor. The conversation expands into questions about official narratives and how people interpret them over time. Frankie plays an old deathbed confession tied to the filming of the 1969 moon landing broadcast and asks listeners whether stories like these should be dismissed outright or examined with curiosity. The topic sparks a broader discussion about how historical events are taught, how skepticism develops, and how people balance official explanations with lingering doubts. Callers also share personal paranormal experiences, including ghost sightings and unexplained phenomena, adding to the late-night atmosphere of mystery and speculation. Between serious questions, humor, and listener interaction, Frankie keeps the show moving with the signature Quite Frankly mix of curiosity, skepticism, and open conversation about the strange corners of reality.

out of the badlands, explain those badlands. That's a hell of a name. What's going on, everybody? Hello, hello. It's good to have you here. That's it. It's good to have you here. And it is a Thursday night,

but you know what it feels like? It feels like a Wednesday. Because there's a little bit of a gap in between. Oh, you know what I had off for last night? I had off for Liberation Day. Didn't you know I was born on Liberation Day in 1985? So this is going to be a really good show tonight. I am back in the saddle on a Thursday

after the special occasion that was last night was in Yankee Stadium with Aurora and my mother and my wife Lauren. And it was cold and it was rainy. And the Yankees did not hit until the ninth inning and they still came up short. But it didn't matter because I got to bring Aurora in she got to see the green grass.

She had her first Yankee Stadium hot dog. It was a good time. And all along the way, I knew this is beautiful. Soak it up. And then tomorrow I hadn't even, I had it, I had it a great deal to come back to the studio at 7 o'clock to hang out with you guys. And tonight we're going to have a wonderful gas store too. In the studio is Jay Goulinello. Jay Goulinello is my nutritionist friend.

He's a based nutritionist. How are you, sir? I haven't been called that in a long time, Frank. The based nutritionist. Yeah, that was the way you first referred to me, I believe. Yeah, well, you're based. Yeah, well, thank you. I know.

Animal-based, of course. That's true, too. That's that. That's true, too, which may be shocking for some people. Whenever I get up on stage and do a talk somewhere, people assume I'm going to just talk about kale and salads all day long. And they're like, oh, oh, oh, this guy's a little different. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

He's either crazy or he's right. He's nuts or he's right on track. Well, you know, tonight we get to, the reason why I wanted you is, here in the studio tonight is because I wanted to talk to you about regenerative farming with a really great guest. His name is Eric Perner. And I'm going to get around to that right now because I just want to start the night off. So Jay is in here. We have Eric Perner coming in. He went from horse jockey to oil and gas executive and now he's a cattle rancher. It's similar to my path. And tonight we're going to talk to him about how regenerative agriculture can save all categories

of life on the planet, including the planet itself, because you know what, it's not a liberal thing to think about conservation. We've got to take care of our home here. They've made conservation seem lame because they have destroyed it with environmentalism, and it's all about cap and trade and centralizing every response that you can to what are probably some necessary problems to address.

But anyway, given the subject matter, we got Jay. Jay Goulinello here, perpetual health CEO on Instagram and on Rumble. So he's here tonight and that's what we got going on. And then in the second half, after we hop off with Eric Perner around 8 o'clock, then it's going to be open lines for you guys and gals at home because we want some liberation day thoughts and all that coming in. And there you have it. Other than that, check out, quite frankly.com.

For all upcoming guests on the guest schedule there, as the schedule continues to expand into May now. And with that, I would like to say one more thing before we just open it all up. I'd like to thank Badlands Media for welcoming, quite frankly, onto the platform over here for the month of April. And hopefully we can do more than that. We will see. But I've got a lot of great guests planned for Thursday nights. And I hope that when the phone lines open up in the second half, many of you Badlanders who are watching for the first time, call in for the first time to share some of your thoughts on any range of topics that we'll be.

we have going on over here. But to you, uh, OG Franklys and Franciscans, whether you're watching on YouTube or Rumble or quite frankly.TV, Twitter, wherever the hell it is, it's good to be back. It's good to see you all. I hope you found yourself a nice, cozy spot that your ass fits perfectly into, molded to your ass. And let's get this one started. We will be right back. Your tune did quite frankly. Remove your. I know what day it is. I still am, I hold myself back. I try not to say Friday on Thursday nights. Always got that Friday feel.

Of course, tomorrow, tomorrow, we will have a nice Friday night show. It'll be at 7 o'clock on the Playhouse with me and my brother Anthony. We're going to have my buddies Kyle and Tim from our old metal band who's been doing a little bit of work together again. getting in shape again. We're getting in shape again. You got to be in a certain shape to be in a metal band. So they'll be by tomorrow to kind of bullshit a little bit. That's going to be fun.

And then on Saturday night, we're going to be hanging out with each other at some point. Maybe 9 o'clock, maybe a little bit later. But I'll keep you in the loop on Saturday. I'm trying to think of something snazzy to do. Welcome to the show, though. It is the 12th of March. We are joined by our wonderful.

friends over on bad lands. Badlands. They're hanging out over there, but we're hanging out on our channels and just, just doing our thing. I've already got super chats that are in, things that came in right after the show ended last night that I'd like to read onto the record at some point, but we're going to be, I remember tonight, all the super chats that are in by like 845,

that's probably when I have to start making sure that I got them all tallied up. I got four silver quarters here. I'm going to add a fifth silver quarter into it. Now you're getting whoever wins the Super Chat Raffle tonight, and I've got 127 names that are on the namepicker.net right now, which we will generate a winner randomly. Now we've got five silver quarters and one golden ticket from keto brains so you can get a bag, a full bag,

not just a sample of the greatest new tropic creamer that could be added to anything, but in your coffee, forget about it. And I can't wait. I'm already, I'm already jonesing for that 10.30 a.m. broadcast launch tomorrow morning when we have our standing reservation on the B sides. I know we haven't had a couple of, there's been a couple of weeks and no Tuesday morning Bsides, but there's going to be a few more coming up.

I got some guests booked and things like that. But you'll always mark down 10.30 a.m. on a Friday. And I can't wait for that. We'll have our coffee together tomorrow morning. Also, we got this mad ball, this original mad ball. Probably haven't seen this since the early 90s, huh? Bounces like an MF. Bounce it all over the place. It's so good. Thank you, Deansy, for sending this over here, a little bit of a relic from our book club reading of Ready Player 1. And also, you're getting whoever wins a month of a month. A month. on Jay Goulanello's website,

health reclamationproject.com. Oh, but we've got a good one here, guys. We've got a good one. We've got a lot of different things going on out there. Like the show, comment, do whatever you can. Chinese National has been arrested. Did you hear about this? A Chinese National has been arrested over

attempt to smuggle 2,000 queen ants from Kenya. This is on MSN. A Chinese national has been arrested in Kenya's main airport accused of attempting to smuggle more than 2,000 queen garden ants out of the country. I'm telling you what's happening. The Chinese, either on their own accord or they're being paid by us to do it, are creating chimeric creatures, much like all of the old Japanese Godzilla films, all those monster movies are coming to life one day. We're going to get the giant praying mantis, the giant ants. They actually

had a movie about that, the ants. I think the praying mantis, those were the ones that were introduced in that silly movie, the son of Godzilla. Something's happening here. Don't be surprised if an invasion force shows up at the southern border one day. And they're just not human. And they're not robot either. They're like some weird kind of ant. Zhang Kekoon was intercepted during a security check at Jomo Kenyatta International Airport. In the capital of Nairobi, after authorities discovered a large consignment of live ants in his luggage bound for China. He has yet to respond to the accusation, but investigators say in court that he was linked to a garden ant trafficking network that was broken up last year in Kenya.

A garden ant trafficking network. The ants are protected by international biodiversity treaties and their trade is highly regulated. Last year, the Kenya Wildlife Services warned of growing demand for garden ants, scientifically known as Messorcephalotas, in Europe and Asia, where collectors keep them as pets. A state prosecutor, this is all about pets. a state prosecutor told the court on Wednesday that Zhang had packed some ants in test tubes while others were concealed in tissue paper rolls hidden in his luggage in tissue paper roll all alive yeah you just seal off the rolls one end of the other

within his personal luggage there was found 1,948 garden ants packed in specialized test tubes prosecutor alan mulama told the court but is this wait I need to know a little bit more about this last May Kenyan court sentenced four men to one year in prison and a fine of seven thousand seven hundred dollars for trying to smuggle thousands of live queen ants out of the country a first of its kind case four suspects two Belgians a Vietnamese and a Kenyan sounds like the beginning of a joke had pleaded guilty to the charges after

their arrests in what the KWS described as a coordinated intelligence-led operation. This is getting ridiculous. Tell me why. KWS is more used to protecting larger creatures such as lions and elephants described as last year's ruling as a landmark case. The ants seized last year were giant African harvester ants, which KWS said were ecologically important, noting that the removal from the ecosystem could disrupt soil health and biodiversity. It's believed that the intended destinations were the exotic pet market in Europe and Asia. Really? I mean, I guess if the price is right, then okay, but exotic pets, you want these ants.

What the fuck do they look like? Queen garden ants. Let's see here. Kenya, queen garden ants. What do you look like? I don't look like anything special. I'll see anything special over here. They just look like regular ants.

This is crazy. Listen, like I said, if the price is right, then I understand why you, okay, whatever you want. You're going to pay me, you know, X amount of thousands of dollars, you know, X amount more, if it means I'm going to go to, but it just can't be about pets. okay well we'll keep this one on the shelf we'll keep this one on the shelf and move on we'll come back to it especially if something happens somebody has a

a 17 foot tall queen amp that walks at their backyard one day we'll know what the Chinese were up to here's a interesting study shocking new Harvard study finds that Islamophobia may be caused by Muslims trying to murder people thank you thank you reported by Gabe Owners. Thank you, Gabe Owners.

So a shocking report by Gabe Boners. And a bombshell discovery that has left academia reeling, a new Harvard study has concluded, but every sane person has known for a long time. Islamophobia just might have something to do with being repeatedly murdered. Well, you know, thank you, Gabe. It's good to have you out there.

Here's something that is loosely, not loosely, but strangely related. I got to see here if this is for real. I saw this that the U.S. Bank Tower in Los Angeles, that famous tower right there, I'm pretty sure that's the one that got newked in Independence Day. Isn't that the one that got nuked in Independence Day? Well, apparently, this U.S. Bank Tower in Los Angeles has been acquired by none other than Larry Silverstein. Let me just make sure. Let me just make sure.

This is what was going around. I grabbed it right before I went on air. So we're going to check on this together. Come on now. It is true. Larry Silverstein's firm, Silverstein Properties, acquired the U.S. Bank Tower in Los Angeles. The deal was announced in July of 2020 and officially closed. in September of 2020.

This is old, this is old news. Post acquisition updates is March 2026. The renovations. Uh-oh. Silverstein properties completed $60 million of renovations in 2023. Did they get all the asbestos out?

I hope they got some terrorist insurance. Oh, man. Okay, well, I don't know why it's going around right now. But still, that's something that's something I did not know. I didn't know. Didn't know that.

So putting that out there for your, for your consideration. In other news, this has been building up. This has been building up. Look out hikers. This one is from, this is from Ohio.

I think this is a local outlet in Ohio. But now it's being picked up on by New York Post, by Fox and a few other places. Of course, I just lost it. Get the hell out of it. Oh, gosh. This is ridiculous.

Every site has been ruined. Every site has been ruined by, um, click here. It's just awful. Can't let's just go. It goes, I'm just going to re-click it again. Look out. Like, oh, now it's behind a, a paywall. Now it's behind a paywall.

Well, in Ohio, there has been a rash of, of, of, a bigfoot, big foot sightings. And as of the printing of, this, this was on March 9th, there was only, there was a couple of sightings out there and that has ballooned to about five. Okay, five sightings. Major Bigfoot surge, I can go to Bigfoot Society for this. I reached out to them for comment to see if they would call in, but here's what we have. Something is moving through the Headwaters Trail Greenbelt. The Bigfoot Society is tracking an unprecedented cluster of activity, five high credibility reports in just 96 hours.

From Mantua to Wyndham, we are seeing a documented corridor of movement, the variation in height of six feet to 10 feet and color of the creatures, suggests we aren't just tracking one individual but a potential family group migrating east. On March 6, they provided a timeline. Mantua, a nine-foot.

brown male spotted near SR 44. On March 7th, an 8-foot figure with a deep vibrating grunt, an oversized muddy prints. Also in Mantua, in Garrettsville on March 9th, a hiker encountered an 8-foot Sasquatch in black fur. Also on March 9th, about an hour or so later, Headwaters Trail, 10-foot black figure with a stilp like gait and musky odor. We always hear about the stench of a, above a big foot. March 9th, a lot of, a lot of going on on on March 9th. Windham again, a six foot, that must be the baby.

A six foot brown figure spotted running with an impossibly long stride. Well, I'm, I'm just, I'm like 511 and change. So what the hell? They just have a small torso. and all legs? Or you're talking about stride. You're not actually talking about the, you know,

how big the legs are, but how much ground that they are covering, I guess, as they propel themselves forward. Perhaps that's it. I started to think about the physical dimensions of the creature. We need your help, they say.

If you're in Wyndham, Garrettsville, or near Trumbull County line, be our eyes and ears. I would love to hear anybody from Ohio call in if they have anything on this as well, you know, have you seen any Bigfoot lately? I would like to know about that. There was somebody in here.

Of course, it's always going to attract people who just love this kind of a thing. It's also going to attract people who just want to just remind everybody that this is nonsense. They want to come in and they want to hover over your bowl of Cheerios and just dump an entire bladder worth of into it. There you go. Enjoy your Cheerios now, dork. Well, here's what somebody said. Looks like their response was put together by AI. It's ridiculous right now what's going on with like GROC and AI responses. It's not even like somebody says something and, uh, you know, the first commenter is always like, Grock, is this true? I can't take that. But now what people are doing is they're not even talking to each. Like, it used to be fun to watch people.

people just talk to each other. If they're intelligent, that's interesting on a whole other level. If they're unintelligent people, then you're just watching two like cavemen like knuckle-dragging freaks just trying to figure out the internet and just waste their day doing that shit. Not that I haven't wasted my time in comment sections, but every once in a while you can be boozy and sit back and drink your coffee and watch other people be Neanderthals for a second.

But now, more and more you see people that are responding to each other and you know that before they responded, they ran the other person's comment through some kind of a chat GPT and told it what they wanted to dispute and how they wanted to do it. Hey, dispute this for me. You know, play devil's advocate, something. Give me something to write back. Make it only one or two sentences long. You just know. It's one of those things where it's just so obvious right now. It's so obvious.

AI talk is so obvious. Anyway, believing in Bigfoot is as adult as the intellectual equivalent of still leaving cookies for Santa. This one AI guy said, if Bigfoot were real, they'd need a substantial breeding, they'd need a substantial breeding population, dozens, if not hundreds. they'd leave behind massive amounts of physical evidence. I don't think so. Someone would have shot one by now. Hunters aren't exactly known for restraint. Roadkill would be a thing unless they're also traffic savvy geniuses.

Well, that's what we're talking about here. Most people are not just thinking that there's a skunk ape. Most people don't think that there is just a skunk ape that is as physical and as secular as, you know, a mountain goat hanging out in your backyard. That there's something else going on there. There's something else going on on a Skinwalker Ranch level. You know, the weirdness, the predator-like translucence.

There's just, I don't know. It was never just about that with me. Because I wanted all the same things there too. You know, every once in a while, There's the carcass would show up. But there is something else here too. They're so elusive. How can you be elusive?

And I'm challenging people out there to call in because I am always open to non-human encounter stories. And I love the stories that have come from this audience when it comes to not only unidentified flying objects of whatever origin you think, but also unexplained stories from our hunters out there in the wild. Wild. Unexplained stories out there in the wilderness from our friends out there in the military during one deployment or another. I love non-human encounter stories. If you're going to call in LARP, then just be as convincing as you can. Give us a ride. Okay? But they're so elusive. Well, if you're going to call in, please call in with an explanation for this. How do they get around with drones? Thermal. imaging that can spot a rabbit from 10,000 feet. We have satellite imagery that can read your license plate from space. Or whatever you guys think space is. Trail cameras capture every deer, bear, raccoon in North America. We can track individual whales across entire oceans.

Yet Bigfoot remains completely undetectable. Either these creatures are supernatural ninjas. Yes. Or shocker, they don't exist. Well, guess what? Cheerio pisser. Kiss my ass. You're no fun.

I want to go to a party with you there, sitting there with your, with your IPA, smirking at everybody. Actually. Actually. Actually. Hit those fucking people.

So, um, call in with whatever the hell you think should be considered on that front. I think that should be nice. That should be a nice thing to hear from you guys. 9-14-200-0-2-6. So just put it right down, write down your notes and get it on, get it on with me later on. Okay?

All right, let's see here. So that's it. That's the, the, the, the, the bigfoot. Bigfoot's running around in Ohio, especially if you're from Ohio, give me a call. Now, this is an older, no doubt, many of you have seen this deathbed confession. That's Eugene Acres. Gene Acres, and he talks about his father, who told him on his deathbed,

of his involvement in the creation of the moon landing broadcast, producing what would be given to the country in 1969 as the moon landing broadcast, that it was all done on a movie set. I'm sure many of you out there share that opinion. or belief or know it to be fact in some way. You can call them with your own inside information. I want to hear about it.

And I want to talk about this because more important, something else happened recently about the moon landing in our home, and I wanted to talk about that a little bit. This will give me a segue. But more importantly, the whole idea of deathbed confessions, I know that these confessions are, they are given a little bit more credence. You still have to consider them anecdotal, no?

But there's a lot more credence there just because what does a person have to lose and what do they gain from lying about it? There could be things. You could be lying about something to enrich somebody that you're leaving behind. You know, perhaps you can, you know, perhaps there's a scheme there that a certain lie would be able to enrich something leave leave I don't know you can come up with a reason why but still because of the circumstances it has just naturally always carried a little bit more weight so I'm going to play this for you we'll read some of the comments in there I want you guys to

call in I also want to hear from you guys tonight not only if you have had non-human encounters because we haven't done that in a while also just so you guys know because we did the third shift we were talking about third shift dreams. The whole show last night was supposed to be about crazy stories I found about dreams, the sleep science stuff, third shift stuff, and of course all that was left of it was that

slightly out of place segment last night, which, whatever, it's okay. I just didn't want to put that off. I didn't want to cancel my guests. I really like them over there at Verso. So I hope you guys enjoyed that. You know,

at least we spent a couple of minutes. it's not going too crazy. But this in particular, I would love for you guys to call in not only about the, oh, what was I going to say? Last night I was talking about the third shift and that, that thread that we did on, I think it was like tales from the graveyard shift, these unexplained stories, things spooky encounters while you were working the third shift overnight,

whether it be, you know, in the hospital, if you work at a hospital or if you work at a cemetery or whatever the fuck it is. Well, I just came across that episode today because I was going through some stuff just doing more reorganization and and priming of the YouTube, YouTube channel. And lo and behold, there it was. We did it in 2023. The last time we talked about third shift spooky stories. So I think two and a half to three years is definitely more than enough time to do it again. And it's been a little while since we talked about non-human encounters, too.

So that's on tap for tonight, if you've got any. If not, we'll build that up on the side. And the other thing is, have you ever been present for a deathbed confession? Have you ever been present for one? That would be interesting to hear about. But let's take a listen to Eugene Acres, deathbed confession about the moon landing. This is when he was terminally ill. This is my deathbed confession because now,

I'm dying a cancer, so I'm going to go ahead and make this video for Bart Seibel. In 1968, my father was stationed at Cannon Air Force Base in New Mexico. He was in the military police for over 20 years, and on his deathbed in 2002, we made recording of what happened. Okay, anyway, this is the story that my dad told me on his deathbed. Project Slam Dunk was the name of this. President Johnson in 1968 In Cannon Air Force Base in 1968 he said by that time

by the time he got there that there was already two large hangers that were connected there was hundreds of dump trucks that came in and dump sand and stone and cement powder was powdered over the top of all that to make it look like a lunar landscape. They had men that fashioned it into a lunar landscape, he said.

Okay, I've never known my dad to lie, so this all took me by surprise. You know, what's that all about? So anyway, he said that in front of the airplane hangers was pull framing with a large canvas tents that was concealing the inside of the staging area. Inside the staging area on flatbed trucks was uncrated the lunar lander that was assembled, reassembled back inside the hangars. All of the walls were painted flat black in the ceilings as well. He was sworn to secrecy by the NSC.

and they would put him in prison for breaking that oath. When Dad saw the moon landing on TV, he cried. He said he knew that what he had witnessed on TV was exactly what they recorded in that hangar. Dad told me all these things, father to son. He also told me not to ever tell anyone what he had said, but he said on his deathbed that he had to tell somebody before he died because it was just too important not to tell.

So this is my death. So it's an oldie, it's a goodie, do you believe it? And one way or another, it just intrigued me the whole idea of deathbed confessions. And also what you teach, what we teach people going forward. Because we're in a unique position.

Here's a couple of comments. I used to laugh at conspirators. theories, but the older I get, the more I believe that every weirdest thing I used to shun is possible. If my phone signal can't work in the countryside today, there's no way signal worked 50 years ago, 280,000 plus miles away. Moon landing is a joke, NASA is a joke, every government agency is a cover. I don't know if we did or we didn't, but I do find it extremely curious that we've never been back in 57 years. That seems awfully strange to me. Well, we're going to going back.

We took out the old manuals, dusted him off. Stanley Kubrick made the same deathbed confession. He was the director. What the fuck are you talking about? See, that's ridiculous. That's ridiculous. Then you have people who show up and say that. I heard.

I heard. He did. Deathbed confession. He just blinked out. He wasn't dead and died. He wasn't dying and sick and wasting away. The older you get, the more you realize everything you have to unlearn. And that you have to unlearn everything. It's all connected. Now, before I start opening up the lines, because I'd love to take a couple of, I would

love to take at least a half hour of calls with you guys. And I really want some of you, if you've got incredible stories to tell, if you've got inside information, you better just blitz me tonight. Because somewhere around 8.15, that is. about 45 minutes from now, we're going to have our good friend Mike Baldwin show up, who I want to see what he thinks about all this stuff, but I also want to go through a couple of choice reels that I think he would like and that you would like. And then we're going to end the show by doing some Madlibs because it's Thursday.

And we're not going to talk about war all week. We're going to go deeper into other things that are interesting. Okay? Plenty of opportunities for jokes, too. So here's the thing I thought was really interesting that this pop. up. So I was, what I really appreciate about the school, the enrichment program that Aurora goes to, is involved in, her teacher reached out to Lauren and I, and that was the other day, and told us that, told us everything that she was planning for the spring term. She does that

with all the kids and all their parents in the, in the program. Two of her own children are in there, too. It's really it's we're very, very lucky. Very lucky. And it's been incredible so far. And this was a really great thing. So premiering what was going to be learned about in the spring said, hey, listen, you know, because it's Montessori. So there's no standardized path for reading and for, for math or anything like that. It's, that's really just very individualized.

But there are group, there are group study and group activities there. And in this spring term, some of the group study is going to be planned around. They usually pick a different geographical part of the world. So, like, they spent time looking at the Arctic and the Antarctic not too long ago. Over, you know, last fall, they were all able to, all the kids were able to pick a continent of their own. Aurora was Europe. She got to do a presentation about Europe and all that stuff. It was really awesome.

And but this year, I mean, this spring, her teacher was like, I want to be able to do, I forgot what part of the world they were going to do, but she wanted to teach the kids a little bit about the solar system, which Aurora loved to hear because Aurora loves reading about the planets and all that. But the interesting thing was that her teacher said, what I wanted to ask you guys about was if you had any objections as to how I should approach talking about the moon and the moon landing in particular. I said, wow, what an interesting. What a great thing to ask.

I thought that was such an interesting thing to ask. And I said, well, listen, because she knows what I do. I don't know how well she knows what I do. But people start getting surprised. The people are surprised at what I, when they actually watch the show, they're surprised because I'm not like, I don't, I'm not the actually guy with the beer, with the IPA at the party. I'm not the actually guy. You know, if we get into it, we get into it.

But it's usually just, I don't know. It's not, people don't know. I always told the kids that I had on my little league teams that I was coaching. Like, coach, what do you do for, what do you for a living? I said, I'm Batman. I said, you only know my Bruce Wayne life. I'm Batman. And then, of course, some of them started finding me once they graduated out of

a little league and they started moving up until like, you know, uh, uh, JV and all that stuff. Coach, we found your show. I said, you did, did you? You nosy son of a bitch. Anyway, she wanted to make sure this is what she said. I actually wrote it down here. She said, she said, she wanted to make sure.

I wanted to make sure that there was always an appropriate line between home conversations and school conversations, which I'm, that's great. I don't want to be the reason the children have to unlearn so many things later on in life. I feel like I am unlearning so much stuff now from my public school education and so much is new to me since 2020 alone. I'm still a newbie at spotting lies and propaganda and shit like that. And I thought that was so awesome. Like I said, the whole situation is great. And I'm fine. Last night we were talking about white pills.

Like what's your AI white pill we would talk about? What's your Iran conflict war white pill? What's the silver lining there? If you feel like this is an irredeemable situation in Iran, if you can expand your mind and project what might be a silver lining, like all the silver linings we really couldn't see when we were being thrust into 2020, the middle of 2020 and COVID and the lockdowns, but we came out of 2020 with a, you know,

barreling toward a completely new media landscape. And of course, probably the only reason why Aurora has this incredible educational and social situation to complement what our homeschooling a plan for her is, is because of those great awakenings in how institutions work, whose best interest they really have, coercion, medical coercion,

the complete upending of what the average curriculum is in schools all over the country and how really it doesn't get a person ready for the outside world. So when it came, I just thought that it was interesting out of all the things. Like, for example, she says, you know, also this spring, this spring they're going to be learning about the solar system. We're going to have another part of the world over here geographically. Also, they're going to be learning about Easter, but she specified it's going to be with a, with a concentration on Jesus instead of the Easter bunny kind of Easter. I said, this is wonderful.

But the moon landing. Now, I'm fine. I want to see what you guys think about this. So you can call it about deathbed confessions. You can call it about non-human encounters. And then also about certain things like this. I said, honestly, I'm totally fine with official stories like the moon landing being taught as baseline programming one day for understanding where the average people you live around come from. you know um and i i i would i wouldn't go too crazy into i would talk about space program and the

missions to go to the moon in 1960 the apollo program you know the the the the saturn five if you if it's too young to tell them about warner von bronze uh you know do you don't tell him he's a nazi then you have to say oh what's a nazi they have to go into that shit with five-year-olds now. I understand that. But I see, the way I see it is, I mean, you have to, you have to understand, if you're going to survive in the world, you have to understand, you have to get the base programming that most people around you are going to be operating on. If you don't understand that, then you are missing a very critical layer of information that could be used for self-preservation reasons and just knowing how to read the room and,

you know, who's ready for what and how to make yourself not stand out like a sore thumb if you're in a situation that requires a little bit more subtlety. You know, when we're talking about, you know, you're talking about invasion of the body snatchers over here, sorry, but you just need a little bit of that as a self-defense. Like September 11, 2001, for example, no matter how you slice it, we lived through horrendous acts of terrorism that day. The terrorist attacks of September 11, 2001, that brought down the towers, that took down one of the five walls of the Pentagon and left a skid mark in Pennsylvania. it was part of an incredible act of terrorism that changed the world forever. No doubt about it.

But those red pill layers, I really think that laying those down as somebody grows for no other reason than it keeps them safer longer. I think so. I don't think that Aurora needs to be taught about the dancing Israelis first and foremost. but I think this gets filed in the COVID white pill category. I think that was really great. So what do you think about that? 914-200-0269.

I got a whole bunch of stuff for you guys to answer. There's a lot of you out there watching. So if you call up right now, 914-200-0269, you've got deathbed confessions. Have you ever been around for one? Do you want to give one? That's spooky. then if we have non-human encounters,

especially if you are from Ohio right now and you know that these big stinky apes are running around, tell me where the hell you saw them last. And then number three, the whole idea of official stories, as far, official stories of things like the moon landing, which tie into deathbed confessions,

being a part of baseline programming for just understanding the people around you. Let's take a call. 609, you're on the air first. Who's this? Hey, what's up, Frank? It's Adrian from Rise. Hello.

Oh, what's going on, Adrian. Adrian from Rise. Everybody, as you all know, Adrian from Rise. Rise has created an incredible line of, quite frankly, T-shirts that I do not plug enough. We've added, actually, in the last six months or so, Adrian, we've added three new fantastic shirts. Two of them are Matt-themed shirts.

There's the Goodfellows. There is the mats crypted removal, which actually ties into tonight. And then there is the King 41. There's so many great shirts on the merch section made and printed by Adrian, mostly designed by Adrian, but a couple of others that have been done by the audience. Thank you again for that, sir. All right, what's on your mind? Of course, man.

Yeah, the math cryptid removal is my favorite. And it's related to why I'm calling. So I'm not a Bigfoot experience for myself, but I consider myself a, a, Sasquatch Carnosaur is what I study when I'm like trying to take a break from conspiracy theories. I like to dig into cryptid stuff. And it's it's I've listened to thousands of accounts. So I can I could speak on it with a little bit of I don't know. Authority for lack of a better word.

But so I was listening to the Smarmy AI take on why Bigfoot couldn't be real. And I just jotted down all the points you made. And I have quick retorts to each one of them if you want to hear them. Please, please go ahead. All right. So the thing about Bigfoot, first of all, just to say, is that there's this huge paranormal aspect to it. And it really can't be ignored. Anyone who studies it, like, seriously, it's where you end up at, like, in your conclusions.

Even like David Politey just put out his new film, the missing 411. and it's all about paranormal Bigfoot. And there's this way too many, like, highly credible accounts of them doing incredible things that, like, defy physics and defy all reason. So, but, you know, anyone who doesn't believe in Bigfoot, you wouldn't be able to convince them that they had paranormal abilities, you know what I mean? Let alone that, you know, they even exist in the first place. So it's kind of a moot point.

But putting that out there because that answers a few of those. The first thing is like trail cams. So they can see at night. They have apparently like the ability to see in infrared. And the thing with trail cams is that they give off a light signature that can be picked up and seen on infrared. So I would imagine that they can see those trail camps pretty easily. And that's why they're able to avoid them so well. And when they do get picked up on them, you know, when someone's like dealing with a pack of these things or family around their house,

that's like harassing them and there's like they've seen them they've made visual eye contact and they're unmistakable you're talking about a thousand pound creature who's like typically eight to nine feet tall um there's really no mistaking it for anything else and uh you get them on a trail cam and it's like a big white light it's like you can't even see them it's like uh it'll it'll even like draw the battery out of a camera um so that goes back to the paranormal ability well the thing is like there's there's also a little bit of a lead-in to some people's stories and excuses, I would say explanations, as to why for so many years, aside from the fact that consumer-grade cameras and, you know, photographic equipment and all that stuff that's kept at home or those first-generation phone cameras,

why we weren't ever able to get some sort of really, really clear footage of a UFO, Beau, something that is obviously not a plane, a helicopter that is at the very least some unreleased kind of technology. And what people said were that even today, when we don't get the most clear images, why is that? And they say, well, perhaps most likely, whatever kind of tech they are running, propulsion technology they are running, is actually distorting time, space, around it, something that is going to actually blur its ability to be.

be picked up clearly on the camera or videotape or something like that. So you hear similar things to excuse why we very rarely get any clear footage of unidentified flying objects too. Yeah, not to mention when someone has a face-to-face encounter with these things, like you're talking about serious traumatic experiences or profound experiences and like the last thing or don't is going to reach for their phone, at least, like, not until it's too late. But, I mean, if you had satellite images, that's the other thing they said.

They should have satellite images. That's retarded, first of all. Like, how would you even know that you were looking at a Sasquatch and an image taken from a satellite? That's dumb as hell. No, no, that's ridiculous just on its face because you're talking about, okay, why would a satellite be trained on woods looking for movement?

What are you going to, that's ridiculous. It's one thing to say, hey, we have a parked car somewhere over here. We need a license plate. Can you tell us that it's Kamani's car or something? Okay, give me one more, Adrian, so we can get some more calls before Mike Baldwin shows up. Sure. So the audio, why isn't there audio? He was talking about, like, being able to record a whale from halfway across the world.

I mean, you can record whales because, first of all, sound travels through water like 10 times as well as it does through the air. But even so, we do have all kinds of recordings of these things. And, you know, people who are specialists in analyzing audio have determined that there's no way this could have come from an animal or from a human of known record. Things like the Sierra sounds, the Ohio, how all kinds of like recordings done in New Hampshire and Ohio, like all over the place, Texas, the Pacific Northwest. And it's happening all the time. The Internet is covered in these recordings. And the problem is people who don't believe it. they'll hear it and they'll be like,

eh, you know. Sometimes. It's just, you can't, sometimes some people don't want to be convinced. They consider themselves experts on the unknown. Perhaps.

That's just could, what, yeah, it just could be what it is. Sometimes the extraordinary shows up as mundane, and you just, uh, you can't bring yourself to,

to see it that way because you expect the entire thing to show up with sparkles and sequins and bells and whistles. Thank you for the call, Adrian. Thank you for. everything you do for the show. One last thing I want to say is that anyone just go check out the podcast, Sasquatch Chronicles, and you listen to some of these people and you hear the PTSD in their voice and you listen to their accounts and you just know they're telling

that truth. I would encourage anyone to check that out. Do me if email the people from Sasquash Chronicles tell them to come on the show, okay? I actually, okay, yeah. All right, man. I have ability to get in touch of them. All right. I will. I'll talk to you soon. Take care. There you go. Check out and check out all of the quite frankly. Tonight would be a great night to go and grab yourself a mats cryptid removal shirt. Over there on the merch drop down on quite frankly. It's fantastic. Let's take a call.

Maria, you there? I'll just go on the show. Yes, Frank. Let me turn down the sound. Okay. Hi, Frank. How are you? Hello, I'm doing all right.

How are you? Good. Good. Well, I've got, it's a three entity in one day thing. I was at a pawn shop. and my friends, and they were across the street from the bar I worked at, I was a karaoke jockey. And so I went in there to try on a pair of chaps to get on a motorcycle ride and go riding. And I ended up having to go in the center of, you know, how the racks are around sometimes.

Yeah. In a pawn shop, they were old racks. And I had to go inside the rack because there was this old man. And he wasn't really there. he was like an apparition watching me try on these jab wait so wait wait so you when you say there's an old man but he wasn't really there so you're talking about a person he wasn't human form i could see what he looked like i could see what he was wearing he was wearing a plaid button down shirt and uh you know just jeans and he was his pants with high waters i could tell they were

high waters and he was peeking at me because i was changing and and and and nobody else was there so I was changing and I took off my shirt. So, but you can see through him? No, I couldn't see through him, no. But you know, how did you? I couldn't see through him, but I couldn't see anything behind him. He, I could actually see him.

And then there were, then after that, then the little girl at tricycle was bumping into my leg. And then some really sad, uh, probably like about maybe a 19 year old, 17 to 19 year old girl. She was like a born. Well, wait, hold on. Hold on, Maria. I got to, I got to just back up to the first one there, too.

So you're changing. You're changing at a store. You're, your shirt is off. And you realize that you are being peeped. I feel like I'm being watched. Yeah, you're being peeped on. And you say, but you know,

even though there is this fully dressed human form, an old man that is there that is taking a look at you in a vulnerable position, that he's not like your, what you would think, you can see through him kind of a thing. How did you know that he was an apparition? He was there, but he wasn't physically there. Because after my girlfriend, her boyfriend, her boyfriend owned the pawn shop. And she asked me if I wanted to go lay out in the bathing suit up on top of the roof.

And I said, sure. And so we got to talking. And her boyfriend came up, the owner, and said, I said, I asked, them. I said, uh, are you guys got ghosts here or something? And they looked, they looked at each other. Like both of them just turned around and looked at each other. And it was so weird. I go, what, what, what? And I got the goosebumps. Oh, I got them again just now. Oh, wow. What a trip? That was so many years ago. Anyway, so yeah, they go, who'd you see? Which one? And I go, what do you mean, which one?

Well. Are there three? And they go, yeah, there's three. What did they look like? And I said, well, there's an old man peeping on me. There's a little girl that tries to She bumped into my leg. And then there's a literally forlorn looking 17 to 19 year old looking girl with dark hair and kind of like frumpy clothes. And she was wearing like pedal pushers. She looked like she was wearing pedal pushers from back in the, you know, the 60s style type. Yeah.

Yeah. So it was really, it was an interesting day. Wow. Well, thank you for that, Maria. That's something. It's one thing to collect three stories like that over the course of a lifetime. but to have them all, all very distinct characters show up in the same place around the same time is nuts. Yeah, on the same day, on the same day, all three-able, because I was in there for quite a long time.

So I saw some chaps that I wanted to try on, too. And chaps are kind of hard to get on if you've never put them on before, so motorcycle chants, you know. All right. And that's not the only, that happened to me another time at Queen Mary, too. I saw that little girl in the tric at the Queen Mary with her ball, the red ball. Well, do you can, you got, we're going to do more of these for sure. especially on the weekend. So calling about the red ball and thank you for right now, Maria. Oh, thank you so much, Frank. Thank you. We have a blessed day.

Yeah, you too. Can you imagine some ghost checking out your tits, all from different places? Okay, what's your excuse for that? Now, I know that there's a lot of people out there who just, you know, are, are, just, they can't. They can't process. They don't want to process. They reject it out of hand. that there is any such thing as physical, non-human, but biological aliens. They don't want to think about it. It has to be biblical. It has to be demonic. It has to be some kind of a celestial being.

Something that got kicked out of heaven eons ago. What about that? Is it a demon that just innocuously continues to ride their tricycle through a, a convenience store for all eternity? Is that there? I mean, what's, what's so demonic about that? What's so demonic about a horny old man? That doesn't necessarily do anything,

but watch you change into a bathing suit. So let me know, like, when it comes to that stuff, where do you go if you are not of the belief that there is any, there's any kind of biological life outside of earth, outside of where we are right now, that, that, that can visit us and have visited us. That's something I'd like to hear about in the future. All right, let's take it. Let me go real quick to these superchats. Exi Irrational just sent one. XIrational is now in the running for these five silver coins, and of course the keto brains and this mad ball and the month on

Jay's site says just resubscribed. I have three-month baby boy at home, almost lost my 13 and a half-year-old dog two weeks ago, but he's had surgery and recovered and is back to normal. Wow, 13 and a half-year-old dog. Very nice. That's an old boy, the old Mike Cocker Spaniel that died when I was in just, I forgot, I think I was in seventh grade. She was 17. She was 17. Probably lived a year longer than she should have. She could be. barely walk, but I know I wanted to pull the trigger on that, literally. Big, very big balls, though. Just giving an update and try my luck for the silver.

Always love the show, Frank. Well, thank you, X Irrational. It's great to hear from you again. Eli P says Southwest Ohio here, Frank. Lots going on. Let me see here. Is this Eli P? It sure is.

Frank, what's up? Hey, what's going on? Okay, so you're in Southwest Ohio. I just got your super chat. What great timing? What the hell's going on? You have friends that have seen this thing or what? Friends and myself, there's just a lot going on here.

And everything from Bigfoot is just there's, you hear a lot about Ohio being a hotbed for paranormal stuff. And it's, it's not a lie. Well, I mean, I remember in that, in missing 411,

the hunted at the end of that one, it was the one that came before missing 411, the UFO connection with John, Asusa, and now I think there might be another one out right now. But the hunted is an incredible one. And I think that ended, it ended with a case from Ohio. And there was like maybe a two or three acre patch of woods that was behind this woman's house.

And she talked about going into the woods and having all of the, all of the sound blot out and suddenly feel like she has been completely encapsulated. in something and she was in another world, even though she was in her backyard. The sound blot out, no bugs, no birds, no nothing. And then encountering, again, just like at Skinwalker Ranch, some kind of a translucent, swinging from tree to tree, kind of a predator thing that she actually got away from. Yeah, I'm so glad you brought this up. Okay.

So what have you seen recently? Go ahead. Well, just a little bit of background, not even two miles from my house. There's a Indian, what they call a signal mound, but we've done some research with local historians that aren't named, but they know a lot. And it turns out that it was an actual burial mound, and apparently they sent some 12-foot skeletons to the Smithsonian. And, you know, everything is, you're not going to find it in a history book because they won't, let it. But anyway, tied to not just paranormal and translucent beings and things, a lot of people go straight to aliens or extraterrestrials or like interdimensional beings. But people around where I

live close to this mound, it's almost common knowledge that people just talk to each other like, Hey, did you see the, we call them the howler, but it's, it's nobody reports it because you don't want to be the crazy big foot person. Okay, but there's times where you'll, you'll drive right past this mound, and there's things on the side of the road that are no less than 10 feet tall. And the second that you make contact, I contact with these things, they disappear out of nowhere. I've seen it. All my neighbors have seen it. And these are people from liberals to conservatives to skeptics to people that follow this stuff. Everybody just knows it's there and nobody can deny it.

I mean, first thing I would say is, okay, well, you're describing almost like the plot for the Poltergeist movie where you're talking about burial grounds and all that other stuff. I think it has a lot to do with lay lines. I think back in the day, I think Indians knew where they were places. mounds. They knew exactly what they were doing. And this is not far from serpent mound, which I'm sure I would think that you might know something about serpent mound. And if you don't look into it, there's a lot of, uh, electromagnetic. Like if you stand on top of the mound, your compass just spins in a circle. Yeah. And that's not a, that's not a theory. You know, that I've seen people,

actually go and do it. I've seen the, I've seen the, I've seen the footage of like little girl, you know how when you send a little kid down a, uh, a plastic slide or whatever at the end, their hair stands up because they build up the static electricity. I've seen, I've seen videos of people standing on some of these mounds and having their hair just kind of float up magically. So something to be said about that. But like I said before,

it's one thing to go and watch the movie polter guys and say, oh, you know what, this house is built on top of an Indian burial ground. And now you're dealing with some shit that you didn't know came included with the home. But it's another thing, it's another thing to talk about the size of the figures. you know, so what the hell does that mean?

That's just like, you know, 12-foot things that are just disappearing. Are those, that's just, that's nuts. Yeah. And some of these. And there's well-recorded documents of things that have been kind of scrubbed, but if you look hard enough, you can find them that there were, they excavated some very large skeletons out of this thing, and they will not let it be public.

It's very weird. But the amount of energy that comes around those, those monuments and those mounds and those it's wild it's everything from from ghostly encounters to you're seeing weird bigfoot like characters and there's weird smells uh i've sat in my car one night out of nowhere my car starts shaking from left to right and i'm like okay who's playing a trick on me because i live around a lot of my family you know what i mean and i get out of my car there's nothing there and my car is shaking and then all of a sudden there's nobody there is everything's quiet and everybody's in bed and not around it's just there's a lot of

unexplainable family. Eli, last thing before we go, because maybe there's somebody else from Ohio trying to get in here. But so aside from, I want more calls like this, it sounds like the history of what you live through is so much bigger than these, these, these, these, that are getting around right now. But as far as this recent spate of headlines is concerned, anything you can contribute to what's been seen over the last, what is it, three days or so?

Have you seen any of those, or you had anybody you know call you and say, hey, this stuff that's getting around in the news? I saw it, and here's what I saw. Do you have any exclusives? Not exclusives, but we have talked. I mean, we've heard about the stories. Nobody has seen anything, but it's so regular around here.

We're all kind of like, oh, so the rest of the population is finally catching on, right? Okay. Well, thank you for this, Eli. Keep us in the loop because I can't get enough of this stuff. Thank you so much. Can I say one last thing? Go ahead, quick. I have two kids that just want to say hi and they love you and we listen to your show.

Say, hey, Frank. Hi. Hi. Wait, wait, wait, who's this? What are their names? This is Harper. Hi. Hi, Harper.

And my son, Easton, he's listened to you since I've listened to you. And, man, he's probably, what, eight years? Yeah. How old is Easton now? 11. Oh, man, you've been listening to me since you were three? Yeah. Poor kid.

Nothing's going to shock you. Nothing. Nothing's going to shock you now. Damn. All right. Well, listen. I hope the whole family has a good time. We should have some more fun stuff to do.

I hope that Madlibs is not, that might be time for, it might be bedtime for everybody. I told my stories with you outside. I walked in so they could say. Oh, okay. All right, sounds good. Well, yeah, it's good to talk to the whole family and have yourself a good night.

Thank you, Frank. Okay, take care. See you later. All right, let's take another call. Who's this jet? Hello? Hey. Who's this?

Hi. This is Valerie. How are you? Valerie, it's good to hear from you. So where are you calling from Valerie? And what's on your mind? I'm in California, close to Los Angeles, actually in Burbank. Okay. And so this is my first time calling. Very excited to talk to you. I first discovered you through the confessionals. Ah, wow. That's, well, that's fantastic. I'm still waiting for an invite to go and hang out with Tony in his wonderful studio. So, but, you know, I can't, that is going to be one day that I, I will not forget. I'm sure it'll happen sometime. And I always, I always have him and his family in my prayers.

They're wonderful people. Yes, absolutely, yes, praying for his wife for a speedy recovery. So the reason why I'm calling was to share with you my experience with a shadow person. Oh, boy. All right, go ahead. So I was born in Mexico, and when I was little, I always had a shadow person, either, like on the roof looking down on me in the hallway. It followed me all the way here to California.

And yeah, up until I was about eight years old, I always saw the shadow person. It could have been nighttime, daytime. It was always either in the hall, outside a window. And then funny enough, or maybe not, I was baptized into the Mormon church and I accepted Jesus Christ as my Lord and Savior. And it stopped. It completely stopped for years. So, um, you say for years. Does that mean it started up or it just stopped, period? It just stopped for years until I experimented with the little substances that I, I hear, opened up, you know, the spiritual realm.

And I started seeing it all over again. Oh, man. So, okay. So what was it like peyote? I was, I was smoking a lot of weed, experimenting with, you know, random stuff. Okay. Um, and then so, um, You know, sleep paralysis was like a daily thing for years. It was a nightmare. A complete nightmare. So what happened at that point? Yeah. Did the, were you still going to your church?

I mean, was that, did you had you fallen away from that? Okay. So you fell away from the faith that you had originally credited with stopping it all. and that opened the up again. Have you since remedied the situation? You know, I go back and forth. So there's times where I'm dreaming and I see this shadow person in my dream. And it's kind of a weird situation where, like, I have a lot of lucid dreams and I know it's in my dream.

And if I look at it, it kind of gets scared that I notice it's there, which is weird, right? And that happens often. The sleep paralysis has gone down. It's not like a daily thing, like back in, you know. Do you ever leave your body at night? That sleep paralysis is, as anybody who watches this show knows, is usually that first threshold you pass through when you're about to go on a little bit of a trip. That's something that I wondered if that's actually happening because I am lucid dreaming.

and there's been times where I'm like dreaming in a dream and I'm aware that I'm dreaming and that of the dream and then I'll wake up in the dream and still be aware that I'm still dreaming. So I'm wondering like if there's any truth to this whole multidimensional like we're in different realms when we're sleeping. But yeah, definitely weird stuff.

There could be. You just describe some, that's like a scene out of inception right there. Well, thank you for. that because you know what we haven't it's been a while since we did a shadow people um episode it's been a while since we had an episode with people's uh talks about rakes also um just i mean they're skin walkers they're the other one that is exceptionally scary to me are the children with black eyes the black the blacked out eyes yeah no those encounters with children with blacked out eyes are messed up and i would consider them all in the

the category of non-human encounters. So thank you for this. And, um, of course. Yeah, very interesting your, your, your, your journey so far. I would love to hear more input from you over the, uh, over the, the, the, the next, I don't know, however many years of the show when we dip back into this. Yeah, definitely. I'll be calling back in. Thank you so much. Thank you. Thank you so much. I thought it was going to be like, you know, at the end, so did you remedy the situation? At that point, I really was expecting her to say, you know, at this point, we're just kind of friends. Like me and the shadow people, we just,

they're not scared of them anymore. They've just been around so much. They're kind of okay with me. We just hang out. We just hang out. Play a little, play a little gin rummy. I played gin rummy with my shadow person last night. They're really nice.

Don't know why I was so afraid of all these years. Let's get to some super chats before we take some more calls. I don't want to be behind the eight ball when Mike calls in a little bit. Mike, I hope you're taking notes. I hope you're taking notes. Love to hear what he has to say. Ex-irational, again, says, Bill's, Frank. Very big bills.

He's a pug, by the way. Wow. A 14-year-old pug? I didn't know that they lived that long, to be honest. Hopefully he's got a couple more years in him. A couple more years in him to watch JC grow up. I think he'll be his favorite. No doubt.

Aurora and Lila have just started to bond. It's really something else because, you know, Lila was so guarded and, you know, yeah, well, get away from me rare. Don't touch me rare. There's a lot. She has all different types of voices because sometimes she's a soft voice and then she has a scraggly voice. I can't do it.

I'll do it later. I'll film it sometime. She's getting weird in her old age. She's like kind of getting nicer, like how my grandmother was getting when she started getting really, really old. My grandmother got very nice toward the end. She was actually quite sweet.

Let's see here. HR last says keep up the good work, Frank. That was earlier on today. Mark the Carnivor says here's the next day podcast, super chat. Keep up the good work. DJ Buleo, Buleu, Buleu. Frank, your guest list is an eclectic group. I enjoy many and have had many favorites.

Keep it going. I'm a third shifter also and I have adjusted my sleep patterns, I believe. Awesome. Good to hear it. Free dub says, sorry I couldn't make the call last night. I had to go lay some pipe. Oh, good for you. It was Hump Day after all.

with quite frankly playing in the background, of course. I often wonder how many times I've been droning on in the back of somebody just getting their brains humped out or doing the humping. Always the bridesmaid, never the bride. Oh, man. Let's see. And thank you, Molly Arty, I saw a last minute super chat last night that just came in and I didn't see it. So thank you so much. So much, Molly.

And there you have it. All right. Let's see. Oh, and Nathan Davis, 1568, just became a nugget member on YouTube. And Warrior Biocch has just gifted a nugget membership as well. Let's see who goes and picks it up. So Nathan and whoever grabs Warrior Biotch's gift right there are now, for at least, the time being sponsors of the show.

And you get to go right into the members only section right now on YouTube. You can see, I'll get all the links to the Sunday streams, and that's where I post stuff, a lot of videos and a lot of other great stuff. You're going to love it. You really are going to love it. If you get gifted,

I think you're going to come back. Okay. All right, let's see. Awakened Boomers says, Hi, Frank and all. I'm in it for the silver. I'll get you in there. I assume once Mike is talking for a little bit,

I'll just catch up on all these. I have a lot, everybody in already. Jay Semos says here's to you, Frank. This is all on Rumble. Awaken Boomers is actually, see?

He's doing the whole thing. Poso for Hope on Badlands or wonderful friends on Badlands. He says, love your show, Frank. Great to see you on Badlands. Monthly supporter of both shows. Me and Adel and Zach had a great four o'clock show today.

We had a lot of fun. So especially if you are Badlands fan out there, make sure you double back on that one and leave some love in the comments. Wherever you are right now, please leave a like and we'll be on with that. Okay. One more quick call before we bring on Mike. Christine, you're on the air. Hi, Frank. It's Christine Demi.

How are you? Demi. Oh, man. This is not the first time you've called in. if it is, is it? Second. Then it's been a while then. Anyway, it's so good to hear from you.

What's on your mind? Thank you. Well, I was listening to the car that called in with the girl with the red bike that she kept seeing. And it reminded me, I watched or listen to a podcast called The Exorcist Files. And it's a priest. And he explains those phenomenon. And that could be a girl that died that wants to get to heaven, but she's stuck. So she appears, and so somebody needs to pray for her and probably get a priest,

because there's a story probably behind her. If she is a spirit, a ghost, according to Father, his name is Father Martins, it's a spirit that's being allowed to state. here kind of like displaced so I always you know yeah I would love to if you can if you if you if you find like a an episode of that podcast that really hits on that subject in particular send me the link because it's one thing that I'm really interested in it goes back to even some of those conversations we had with with with our good friend oh my doctor is it Bill Bean or?

No. No. No. Why am I blanking on them right now? Oh, the doctor that was a psychiatrist? No. No. Dr.

What the hell? The soul trial. Oh, Albert Taylor. Dr. Albert Taylor. Oh, yeah. Okay. It even goes back to that with all of his, not his personal, you know, astral travels, but his paranormal investigations, talking about, you know,

specific types of entities that he comes across. And the ones that I find really peculiar and that I would love a little bit of insight on are the ones that don't really seem very autonomous at all. And they seem like it's almost like a broken record. They're just almost like doing a monotonous motion in a loop. And they're not just stuck and, you know, hanging out and just waiting for the bus to arrive. You can't talk to them. They're almost like preoccupied with something.

that seems like that kind of echo mental, that echo nature of the whole thing is very interesting to me. And I'd love to get a little bit more insight on that. Okay, I will find one for you because, yes, they're doing something. Yeah. You know, the person, they're like this girl, I mean, I hate to say, she could have been hit by a car. You know, something happened to her or it'll be like a man, you know, and they'll be dressed in a different era. I think she, I don't know if I got the stories mixed up, but she might have been like in pedal pushers or maybe that was somebody else. But, you know, they're from a different time because whatever happened to them happened at a different time.

Well, we're going to get to the bottom of this one, Christine. Thank you so much for calling in. Okay. Bye, Frank. Take care. You do. Yeah, it's, I love it all. This is some good stuff. Yeah.

Yeah. All righty. Well, there is, there's only one thing to do now. That's to call up our good friend Mike. And to see what the hell he thinks about all this stuff. He has to know something. Mike is Mike is funny.com. And he has since the last time we spoke to him,

he has grown a full head of hair. It is really, really incredible. Here he is, everybody. Mike Baldwin. I haven't grown hair. I've grown some hair. You got some stragglers? Yeah, I have, I have hairs.

So do I. I can still, if I let it all just go, which I rarely do. I can still see one or two holding down the, the battle lines over here. I said, wow, that's where my hair line used to be.

When did you start? Like, are you hair on the sides guy? If you let it grow out? If I let it grow out, no, I still have a little up top or something like that. A strip up top.

I don't have any, I'm not a full George Costanza thing going on right now. I am. But I would have to, I would have to just, you know, let it grow for weeks. I'm pretty diligent at just shaving and keeping things nice and neat. So, but do you, do you shave against the grain? No. So it's super smooth. Oh, with the free bird. So I have, I have two, two razors. One of them is this really, is this one that I've been

using for a while. My sister-in-law got me for Christmas. I loved it so much that when the first one died out, I bought myself another one that I can get it down short enough. it's like I guess you would consider it a number one or a zero but it makes it short enough so that when you take that free bird that has the five rotating blades on it then you can just go in circles and all that other stuff and it really polishes it up nice but anybody who uses that you know you can't the you have to be down to stubble for it to work well or else you're sitting there forever so right I mock three mine and I do it about every seven days approximately but And I only know that because I use the hindsight app. So every time I shave my head, I add an occurrence into the hindsight app. So then I can look back and be like, how often do I shave my head? And so anyway, yeah, I've let it go for, I think, seven or eight months at one point. And I just, I don't know.

Like as a comedian, all my comedy friends are like, grow it out, dude. It's hilarious. I'm like, but I don't want that the other 90% of my life, you know? Yeah, it's one of those things where if you commit to that, just because you know that it'll create

some sort of a reaction when you're on stage because your appearance automatically becomes, I don't know, there's a, there's just a goofy appearance to it. You know, like when Devin Townsend of strapping young lad goes with

the full skullet, and he grows all this down but he's got nothing up top and he looks like a mad scientist it's funny uh it's it's obviously ironic you know you know where some people just you know want to be the best you know kind of well put together on stage or something you're you're actually committing to going completely unkempt and it's one of those things where it's not a costume that you put on you have to live with that when you go to the bank the next day and you you know it's when you're making your meatloaf alone in the kitchen. So it's just you in the hair.

So I know why you would probably, you would want to say, nah, that's too much of a commitment. And it's the same, I assume, that girls with boobs feel because people will look at you

and then you'll see them look up at your head and then back to your eyes again. And you want to stop them and go, hey, right here, buddy. Exactly. Exactly.

We've got some good people in all the chat rooms that are already having a good time. So, hey, before we move on to some things, to some reals, some other stuff, I don't know. You're usually sitting back and watching at least a portion of the show before you come on. What has stimulated you tonight? Well, I love thinking about whether or not we really went to the moon. Because they say that they're working on setting up a trip right now.

So going to the moon now, I think, would prove, like, yeah, we've probably been there before. They seem to know what they're doing. But they could also, the technology is so much better nowadays, that they could totally fake another better moon landing. And we would all, all the same idiots would buy it, you know? So I don't know. And I've never seen a ghost. I did see a picture frame float one time, but I was also on drugs, so I can't verify that that's true. Another time that I was on drugs, I got up from my friend's couch and looked in his refrigerator without physically moving.

But I was able to recall what he had in his refrigerator. Whoa. And, and, and, and, but there's also an equal chance that I did physically get up and look in the refrigerator and was just on drugs. It was like, dude, I didn't even get up. And I was able to know what was in there. So, yeah, all of my, I heard somebody once say, if you've ever seen a ghost, you're either lying or you're mistaken.

And that's kind of the way I've felt about it my whole life. anytime somebody's like, no, I've seen one, dude. And it's like, well, I believe that you believe that you did. But also, you know, a lot of things can go on inside this brain of yours. Yeah, yeah, that's really, that's a really good point to bring up regarding a lot of things. It's, it's, it's pretty easy to tell. And it does give you some kind of a, some kind of a, uh, a good, a better foundation to work with when you can tell that a person is is is telling you the truth

that they had an experience they're not trying to deceive you that perhaps they through one thing or another one way or another they have misconstrued what happened to them or they weren't able to really conceive of the fullness of what happened to them but they're not trying to deceive you and they just have been through something real now from this there, I don't know, I'm not that good of a detective. You got to find a way to try to piece together what could have happened. If it was some kind of phenomenon in the sky or something you saw inside or something I don't know how you can see a beer can, an empty beer can levitate and float across the room.

And what was that? The wind? You know, whenever I hear levitation stories, I'm like, all right, well, what happened? What happened here? I don't know. You're right. Somebody being honest about something they experienced and them having complete understanding of what actually happened to them are two different things that they need to be considered. It's like I was sitting there with my prankster brother.

We both saw it. It's like, hmm, do you think maybe the prankster brother tied a little fishing line to that can and had a good laugh at your expense? If you've been telling a ghost story for the last 25 years? I mean, he's like, I'm, I ain't ever going to say anything. Dude, I've seen, I've seen the fishing line pranks happen on these Instagram videos where somebody will be, and, you know, some of that you can tell when somebody is acting and the whole thing has been staged for reaction. But you can also see when some people have been set up very cleverly where a doll or something falls over. and then it just kind of like hops across the room and the person in the room that has just been cornered. Oh, good.

Exactly. That would happen to my wife. If I thought very carefully about how I was going to do this, I'm sure that I can make Lauren run out of the room. And so. If I saw that step one would be walk up to it and feel all around it. Are there fucking wires attached to this? Who's doing this? I know.

I know. Some people, if the first thing they consider is that this is, uh, this doll is possessed. The last thing they want to do is come in contact with it. Like it's, right. It's been transformed at that point. I don't want to touch it. All right.

Well, uh, you and I, we have, we usually build up a lot of reels together. Uh, we have a few that we have, uh, uh, deposited jointly.

Uh, then there's some others that I grabbed for you that I just want your opinion on. And then I would love to get, get in. Lauren just texted me. She said, do not ever. So she's watching. I agree with her, though.

Don't. I don't like to be scared. A thing that I've seen more than one of recently are people on Instagram. They're walking down the sidewalk. Another group of people is walking the other direction. And they go, boo! And scare the people.

And then they turn to the camera. and like and they and it freezes and it makes like an album cover sort of thing. Yeah. With them just posing and three people going, oh. So I don't like stuff like that. And because I did that when I was younger when we were in high school during our jackass days or whatever, we would go to like J.C. pennies and like hide in the clothes rack and wait for an innocent old lady to come up flipping through clothes. And we'd be like, bah.

I would just do that to scare my mother and my grandmother. It wasn't strangers, but I remember going to Caldor and J.C. Penny and Macy's and those circular clothes racks. I don't know. Maybe they're still out there somewhere. I haven't seen them in a while, but that was such an incredible sight to see as a kid. I was just like, I'm going in the middle of that thing, and I'm just going to be cozy in there for a little while. And I remember hiding in the middle of a coat rack while my mother and my grandmother frantically looked all over. for me. Like where,

where did he go? And then, you know, I, you know, pop out of the clothes rack and I, and I get, you know, reprimanded and I realize it didn't go over too well. But it was very cozy in there. And I hope that there's still our circular coat racks for kids to understand their glory. I hope so too. Okay. Well, here's the first one I got. It's just a still image, but for some reason, it reminded me of you. It's a gnome. And it says, I'm sorry for acting strange. I am strange. And it will happen again. Yep, that's funny. All right, so anyway, there's that first one.

Secondly, okay, these guys, these kids, they've been infiltrating Zoom meetings. I found one I think you'd like. Sometimes they pop into Zoom meetings and they quickly go and take a screenshot of somebody else that's in the Zoom meeting and they start, they put them as quickly as the background of their Zoom call or, they will find a way to show their phone to the screen, like to show the time or something, and suddenly somebody in the Zoom call will be the screensaver of their phone. And they do this to people to kind of throw them off, and I love it. Introduce yourself quickly to the group. Hey, group.

I'm saying Juan. And you're interested in investing in real estate? Correct. I'm just curious, what time is it for you guys? We're in Austin Central Time. It's 730. So is that guy in the middle, obviously, is the target. He says, what's your time over there in Central Time?

and here you go. How about you, Derek? Right now it's 7.30 a.m. where are you coming from? Sam, are you actually here for real estate? Look at this dude. And it always ends up with them getting removed.

Oh, just. I saw, I don't remember when you did the show, but I saw the one where the kid was like saying something about somebody's dog. Like, can you not talk about your dog anymore? I don't remember exactly what they said. He didn't want to see the dog. The dog, somebody's dog made an appearance on the stream. And they just, they did, they chose that to hyper fixate on it.

Please, I don't think they should have their dog here. And they just kept making context about it until it just spiraled out of control. And the lady running it was like, all right, that's enough. No more talk. But then the victim lady was like, wait, what's wrong with my dog? Exactly. You know, and the reason why I said that this reminds me of high school. And the reason why it reminds me of high school is because we would do things that I hope kids are still doing today where a slow buildup, for example, to craziness.

One person, one person will cough. It'll be agreed upon in the lunchroom. We're going to our first period after lunch. It's going to be like when the clock strikes 147, somebody cough. And then after that cough, three seconds later, there'll be another cough from the other side of the room. And this starts gradually building up. The teacher starts catching on to it maybe about a minute in. And, you know, you risk the whole class detention, but for the memory, sometimes it's worth it.

Where toward the end, everybody is uncontrollably hacking at the same time. You know, 20 kids are hacking, coughing at the same time. and it's ridiculous and juvenile, but it's fantastic. I remember that those are my favorite memories of high school. Yeah, those three words describe a lot of high school. Ridiculous, juvenile, and fantastic. Okay, here's another one. Juvenile, I got another great clip from Arc Raiders gameplay.

I just love how people just treat all of their injuries and stuff like that as if, as if it's actually happening. here it is another one who is screaming for help as he's firebombed by a giant robot in the game. Here we go. I can't. Somebody. What, you couldn't hear it?

No. You didn't hear that? Zoom, man. I don't know what the deal is. Like speaking, I can hear any music or yelling or anything like that. It just doesn't come through. I don't know why. The screaming of the screaming, somebody help us as you're getting firebom.

just knowing that somebody is in in their den or in their bedroom screaming. And there might be other people home and you hear that coming from a bedroom. Somebody help us. Or somebody in the apartment next door wondering if they should call the police or not. This one reminded me of you as well and me. When you're so cooked that you start spending your free time like this. What's he doing? Just nothing?

That's how I spend my free time. is alpuccino yeah he's just just staring blankly as the the birds tweet around him and he's just looking off that gives me nostalgia though too because that reminds me of a day when you didn't have phones or anything else and you were forced to just sit if you had to kill time or whatever you had to wait for something you would just sit and just think i'm with you you well he don't do that so much anymore you want to talk about nostalgia and and going back what about a lost future this next reel is about what people thought their 30s would be like versus how they ended up here it is well honey with the bonus i made this year looks like we got a good

head start in our kids college fund future is bright each uh how far away from a nuclear bomb do you have to to survive the blast radius. Hey, that's a serious one. The face, the face lit up by the, the phone is on full brightness. That's the best one. He thought he was going to have a loving family. that's awful uh yeah well

you know what are you going to do that one i like that one yeah me too me too um now here is for some reason my well not for some reason because i keep liking it i keep getting really bad uh scenes from porno movies obviously not the actual porn, but just the really bad setups. And this one is so damn intriguing. It is, the setting is on a crashing plane. The plane is going down. And apparently the only way to stabilize the plane is to drop weight immediately.

And I'm just going to play this for you because it's chaotic scene. I promise everybody, it is, it is, there's nothing, nothing to worry about here. Take a look at this. Oh, wait a second. second, you're not going to be able to hear this. I didn't hear that for the second that you played it. But you already built it up to the audience. You might as well

play it. Okay. All right. Damn it. All right, here we go. What's happening? No. We have too much cargo. Listen. Cargo. Give me your bag. She has the bag. She has to get the cargo off the plane. I heard her voice. I just can't

hear anything else. Oh, there. She just opened up the plane door at Alta. at cruising altitude, mind you. She's throwing the bags out the door. She's a hero of my book. Close it.

She's able to close it. That's all there is. There's nothing left. Oh, the plane's still for. You all can be serious. Look, it's either you or all of us. That's it. They have to throw them out.

I don't know where the hell this goes. I actually want to know how this all ends. I don't know what my mind. mind does exactly but I was a man I was like my first thought was 400 pounds of come well I listen the obvious thing there was a little disappointed at the whole dropping loads line wasn't really capitalized on uh but um I this is that was chaotic and incredible here's somebody for you one last one before because I don't know how we're going to get through um I don't know how we're going to be able to get through a madlibs, but you sent this over to me.

Uh-oh. You sent this over to me. This is the time traveler. The guy travels through time, and he went back in time to kill a very, very nasty individual from history to make sure. Oh, yeah. It's been a while since I sent you this one. I know.

I know. Okay. So here you have held on to it. I held on to it for this night, and of course it also keeps passing through my timeline every once in a while. So let's see how this goes. He goes back in time to kill a dictator. Oh, what the fuck, dude? Where did, where did you just come from?

I'm a time traveler, okay? Be cool. I just got back from the past. I went back and I killed that son of a bitch, Hans Schrector right in his crib. Hans Sprector? Yeah. Oh, right, you don't know. Because I killed him.

That makes sense. Hans Schrector was an infamous German dictator in the 1940s. He killed. Brace yourself. Over 500 Jews. You're in shock. Whoa. I know what you're thinking. How could anybody have done such a mindless atrocity? I've asked myself that many times. No, okay, so there was this guy, right? A different, different guy. Don't tell me that somebody stepped into the power vacuum I left behind by killing Hans Schrector.

You've heard of Adolf Hitler? Oh. Oh! Oh! Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Can you use the time machine again? It was a one use only time machine. That seems short-sighted. You're responsible for up for this? No, no, no. I just need to think.

I just need to think. You just said that you... 500 seemed like a lot of chews. It's barely any. Okay, well, everybody always said that if they had a time machine, the first thing they would do is go back and kill Hans Specter in its crib. So we finally got the technology. You f***ed a big time, dude.

Whoa. No, no, no, no, no. It's barely any. Well, you know, 500 compared. Yeah, I guess I... That guy there, that's Joe Nunick. We did a comedy together in Kansas City. That's where he started as well.

Dude, well, listen, if you, I see him over here at Joe Nunick. We should get him on the show sometime. You should. Yeah, he's got a lot of sketches and stuff, and a lot of them are really funny. Well, I think it's fantastic what we have going on over here. It really is. Now, I have one, I would love to do some Madlibs with you. if you wouldn't mind.

I'll do a mad lib. And everybody, I think that you all should help us out. Now, if you don't remember, the first and only time that we did it on this show is with Mike Baldwin over here. Oh, I'm the madlib guy. And I have, I have picked a story for us to do. Chats, this is where you shine. And we got to get this out quick.

Now, I picked a story that is actually kind of shorter. We don't need as many words. It should be good. okay the story that we are going to do is called the knight and the dragon and now i need everybody to start throwing down the first thing we need is one noun that of course is a person a place or a thing so a milk carton a filing cabinet a horseshoe what are we going to put in there ladies and gentlemen uh mike we'll start off with you and ladies and gentlemen we can do in the chat room throw out to me two abstract nouns okay that's

things like arrogance, bravery, things that you can't see. Okay. Mike, give me a thing. Just a regular old noun, any person, place, or thing? Yes. Joe Biden. Joe Biden. Okay.

Let's see. Joe Biden is there. Two abstract nouns, ladies and gentlemen. Let's get them. Two abstract nouns. Here we go. Here we. here we go

hold on where the hell's my the chat room here it is my bad ladies and gents my bad hold on chat room is in there uh narcissism transcendence brave determination uh let's see

let's see I'm going to say how about all right we have a few more I'm just I'm reading the chat see what's coming in crazy in incontinence Oh, if you already brought up Joe Biden.

I feel like that's altering people's suggestions. Incontinence. All right. So there's one. We need one more abstract noun. Vahemans over there on badlands. I don't even know what that means. Transgender.

Retardation. Oh, the obvious. Hold on. Yeah. Let's say. Let's take him the first one away. way and keeping retarded and trans. How about terminal terminal retardation?

Okay, now one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine. I need nine adjectives, everybody. Those are things that describe nouns. So like cold, mushy, slippery. Slippery. Um, uh, it's, okay, let's go. Adjectives, everybody. things that describe

nouns. Pathetic. Does shaven count as an adjective? Yes. I think so. Shaven? Shaven? Pathetic?

I like pathetic for some reason. Keep dropping them in there, everybody. I'm going to be reading through the moist. Lauren loves that. Let's see here. Hold on. Let me see. Shaven is the first one.

Shaven, pathetic, um, limp. Let's do that. Let's do limp. Cloud covered, waxed,

charred, wormy. Shaven and waxed? Waxed. Somebody's wasting time. That's not the same person. Slovenly, cushy,

smurfing, aromatic, twisted, insane, clueless. How about fucking clueless? acceptable it is if you ask me

fucking clueless I did a separate bad lives with everybody on the flip side one night and we got even worse with things and it was it was a lot of fun let me see all right we need more adjectives let's keep going floppy I'm on the badlands again

floppy mildewed smoked humped shaky fuched putrid There's something coming here. Is American an adjective? Yeah, it is. In a certain context, at least.

Yeah, I guess the, hold on, let's just see, sogging, soggy. We're putting that one in, pungent, repulsive, unnerving, quivering, sultry, distasteful. Quivering. Quivering sounds pretty good. That always reminds me, was it Naked Gun 33 and a third where he was reading the, like, romance novel or whatever and the British guy?

He thrust his quivering or his, uh, he thrust his purple-headed warrior into her quivering mound of love pudding. Yes, I think so. How about this? How about embarrassingly gay? Yeah, that's way worse than regular gay Distasteful, quivering I feel like there has to be something else Limp dickedly I'm going to put that back to amend the limp Limp dickedly

Fucking clueless, soggy, quivering, distasteful embarrassingly gay I need one more adjective than we're on to adverbs This is moving along nicely One more unpassingly transgender unpassingly unpassingly

unpassingly unpassing transgen I guess I guess that would be that hold on unpassing transgender squirt oh way squirting

squirting is good squirting is a verb isn't it squirtingly squirtly squirtly squirtly it's like a nickname for a young child

very squirtly okay three adverbs everybody so these things are you know how you describe a verb so if you're going to do something nastily or whimsically jokingly um let's see here

what are they suggesting. What are they suggesting? They give you accidentally, cleverly, greedily. I'm trying to think. Greedly reminds me of Norm McDonald's joke about being proud that your son is gay. He's like, look at this picture here. My son plays basketball. Also loves cock. How about flamboyantly then? flamboyantly uh let's uh we're gonna get a few more in here doing well

gayly lesbianly laughingly lesbianly okay fine you win lesbianly very lesbianly of her okay one last one last

adverb then we're on to more moronically that's not a word It's okay. We can make up words. We can make up words. What do you think we're delivering these to the government or something? I will. They won't accept that.

I will. I will. Here, Mr. Trump. Please read this in your next state of the union. Adverb. One more, guys. A shameately succulently. Oh, yes.

Yes, yes. A succulent Chinese meal. Succulently. Okay, I need four past tense transitive verbs. That is lifted, condemned. Um, uh, banged. I was going to say, okay, banged. Or my, I like a different version of that bung, which is not a real word, but I feel like

that's a good past tense of bang. I bung this girl this one time and All right Bung Oh he was really He was a great He was he was great Oh he hung

I got he bunged me bad Let's see What is this? Let's see Banged Duh There's a few good ones that are coming out here Confined

Despise shame Eat and buggered Kermudgeoned Kermudgeon is pretty good bludgeon. I'm not even sure what that means. How about bludgeoned? Let's see.

Use them both. No, no, that's the verb, though. Kermudgeonly. Kermudgeonly. Kermudgeonly.

Let's just see what's going on in the other chat rooms. Come on now. Defecated. But plugged. There we have it. No, that's a verb. That's a verb.

Remember that. But pluggedly. yes yes that's what is as long as we have a root word but plugedly you can just add l y to anything and it becomes an adverb is that how yes english works he painted this room in a but pluggedly distasteful manner let me see one more one more that was fantastic spazzed, pancake Let me see, curbed, moistened.

Moistened is a verb. We're going to get to the verbs next, I think. Let's see, one last, let's do Past tense. Actually, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. This is a verb. It's just past tense. Why don't I keep thinking about that?

I'm still thinking about adverbs. Son of a bitch. So butt plugged would, it wouldn't be butt-pluggedly. It would be butt-plugged. well that's still fine I suppose okay and then we can also put bludgeoned I'm sorry everybody I completely missed probably like Frank you're not understanding I get it I now I get it bludgeoned okay I'm the same page because I'm not a hundred percent sure what's going on so it's golden okay a transitive uh past a present tense transitive verb like so to grope to ridicule

molest. We already put Joe Biden in there. We might as well go for the full goat. Let's see here. Past tense. Intransitive verb. That means plummeted, flirted, juggled, waddled,

sniffled, gurgled. Gurgled. Gurgled, funny. Gurgled. Blood orgyed in the woods. Blood orgy in the woods. You remember that one? from the South Park?

No, we'll come with two more past tense and transitive verbs. Circle jerked. Wow. Good job. Good job, guys. Say, I'm surrounded by my kin. Circle, jerked. One more, you guys got it.

Then we need an animal, a dwelling. Oh, God, this is not going to be good. This is getting weird. Debowled. Fondled. smeared, flapped, charged. I would rather be all of those things than

debowled. Yeah, what about what about jiggled, canoodled? My friend Jiggles is the one who came up with the word bung. Well, what about quiffed? That's a thing. Perfect. Okay, give me an animal, everybody. An animal? And then I need a dwelling, like a townhouse, a cottage, something like that.

I need geographical terrain. I will say Animal Canadian goose. I'm going to say a deep animal Canadian goose. We'll see what people say but I'll put goose down for a second. Geographical terrain. I'll say a deep slimy gorge.

How about that? Okay. Let me see what people are saying here. A baboon. I like that. A baboon. I like baboon. A bonobo.

How about that? Hold on a second. We could get through this. A baboon. Let me see what the dwelling is. Are you looking at the chat rooms right now? Can you tell me what people are saying for dwelling? I'm looking for the chat rooms right now.

A swamp. People are saying? I haven't successfully found anything yet. Let me see. Platypus, a castle. A mud hut. A mud hut. That's from D-Doodle on Rumble.

A mud hut. Let me see. A desert castle, cliff, badlands, villa, casa. Casa. A lot of people spelling platypus wrong. Okay, everybody, give me two body parts. I'm going to put down for dwelling I'm going to put down for dwelling a

A dick A coffin A she shed I'm going to put down some kind of a A coffin I want to put a coffin I'm going to put a coffin I sleep at a

It's all I could afford I sleep in a coffin every night Uh body part Give me two body parts We're almost there Arms and legs Uh Orophus port of potty

Longhouse still talking about the toenail, an armpit, head and knees, belly button, Achilles, Achilles heel. Are we both looking at rumble? No, let me look.

A foot and a finger. A gooch. Is that the taint? Is that the gooch? I think so. I'm going to put a gooch. Yeah. A gooch and a have a disgusting

armpit. A mangled arm. A mangled arm. There you go. A time period. Like a second, a minute. Let's say, let's say a decade. Is that what it's asking? Or is it asking like the Renaissance?

No. No, no. No, it's actually like a little century. You know, we can put a century. Let's put a century down. According to artificial intelligence. a gooch is no different from a taint. Okay, good. So then we got that. It is the no man's land between the balls and the butthole.

All right. Let's see. Give me an emotion. Sad, jealous, nervous, filled with hellfire and rage. And then first name, give me a first name, Sam, David, Darlene. What is it?

And we're done. are you asking me yeah oh uh well darlene it reminds me of rosanne which then reminds me of full house so let's go step oh stepney let's do it all right stepney are you k you are you ready i don't know if i'll ever be ready the night and the dragon i feel like we need some sort of epic music epic adventure music uh how about wait wait a second i know what we need lord of the rings battle music let's see you watched all of those recently fantastic here it is can you hear that it's too bad

nope can't hear a thing but i feel it i feel the the intensity okay here we go the night and the dragon once upon a time there was a shaven knight named Stephanie who by his valiant incontinence save the kingdom from the pathetic dragon and banged the princess in the nick of time he rode his limp-dickedly baboon from the fucking clueless deep slimy gorge upon which the kingdom was built journeying into the unknown he was filled with hellfire and rage and did not stop for fear the dragon would molest them all. By and by, he came to a giant Joe Biden, which blocked his path.

He stopped and gurgled flamboyantly to himself. Then, summoning his soggy terminal retardation, he curmudgeonly, he curmudgeoned, bludgeoned the Joe Biden out of his way and continued onward. At last, he reached the quivering coffin. of the distasteful dragon. The dragon circle jerked at his approach. They fought lesbianly. The battle was embarrassingly gay.

The battle was embarrassingly gay and squirtly, raging a whole century until at last the knight seized the dragon by the gooch and butt plugged him with a mangled arm. The princess was grateful, and the knight bludgeoned her over his shoulder and returned to the king. The two promptly quiffed and they lived succulently ever after. It brings a tear to my eye. That's how beautiful that was.

It's gorgeous. It's gorgeous. It really is. I love it. Thank you so much. Mike for being here tonight. It was wonderful closing out another week with you. And I really hope that you have a good weekend. Why don't you tell people where to find you, please? Mike is funny.com and there's links to everything in the world. That's it. It's also linked in the description of this episode so you can click through right there.

Mike, I can't wait for the next time. Me neither. Adios, you all see ya. Take care. All right, everybody, listen, we've got one order of business to do. One order. And that is to make sure we give all this keto brains away and the silver and all that good stuff.

So let's go do that right now. I hope you had a good time. We talked about Bigfoot. We talked about hauntings. We talked about one thing or another. And now it's time to just get you guys a little reward for being so awesome. As Steve Ellis says family is going to L.A. next week. We will be terrorized?

Will we be terrorized? I don't think so. I think you just do your thing, Steve Ellis. Let me get you in there. One more vote for Steve. Eli P says Frank Harper and Easton keep running around the house saying my dream was to say hi to Frank. Thanks for letting them say hi. Great show.

Oh, man. That's awesome. See, I can't wait to meet people like Eli and Harper and Easton and all that. And that's why at this next jamboree that we're putting together that we actually put the, we put the down payment down. It's going to be on June 6th. I want to make sure that families with members under 12, just get them in. If they're over 12, we'll talk about it. But I just want, I want families to come out and have a good time. So I'm happy. That makes me feel happy. Nathan Davis, thank you. Exi irrational. I think we're all caught up over here. I have you all down. And again, thank you so much to our people on Rumble. I think I'm all caught up over there as well. Awaken Boomers last one. We got you in, no doubt. And over on the badlands, I'm pretty sure we're caught up over there, too. I think the last one and the first one was Post.

for hope. Yes, we're good. And I have everybody been adding you guys on pilled. From the back to the front, Tracer, not your mom, crickles, Joseph 777. Oh, I didn't get Joseph in there.

That's the last one. I didn't see. Joseph 777. But everybody else I got in. Silly Boar, Sentinel, Twisted 6, Molly Arty, smoke sash. Oh, wait. Did I put smoke sash in there?

Yes. Yes. That was the second one I saw. Okay. And then, um, all good. All good. Now, on Pilled, I'm going to read your guys stuff on the other side of the, uh, of the, the, the end credits when we start the flip side before I jump on the drums. I think I'm going to fire up the drums tonight and we'll play that for a couple of minutes. That is if all the audio settings are back to where it should be since our band practice. But anyway, we have 142 names here. Who's going to win? The golden ticket and the five silver quarters and the madball. Who's going to win one month membership at J.Gulinello's Health Reclamationproject.com. Who's it got to be? The winner is. The winner is. What the hell's happening over here?

Sorry, everybody. Give me a second. The winner is. Tracer. finally Tracer has won. Out of 142 names out there, Tracer has won. So Tracer, wherever you are,

I don't know if that is a Pilled person. There's been a couple of consecutive Pilled wins over there, but I think that still the most winners have come out of YouTube. We've had quite a few from Rumble as well, but the last two weeks or so have been from Pilled. Tracer get in touch with me. I got all this stuff to send in out to you. and thank you guys for being a part of this tonight.

Remember, if you buy your gold and silver through quite frankly. And you use promo code frankly, Tony Arterburn is going to send you free bits of silver with no matter what you buy. No order too small. So use promo code frankly on quite frankly. Dot gold. And all, of course, our wonderful friends at keto brains. promo code March.

We're giving away $700 worth of stuff at the end of this month. Jump on it, my friends. We'll see you on the other side. on the flip side. Thank you so much for Thursday. Thank you, Badlands. And again, tomorrow night, 7 o'clock. That's the playhouse with Anthony and I. A whole bunch of good stuff. Good night. I'll catch you on the flip side. It's quite frankly as film before a live studio audience. And now our super chatters. Starting with Isle of Vainel that just came in right now. It'll be displayed in nine seconds, says great story. I feel touched.

I feel touched on the F spot. Well, there's a new one. Thank you, Steve Ellis and Eli P. And Nathan Davis and X Irrational. Eli P. again, X Irrational again. H.R. Last, Mark the Carnivore, DJ Buleu. And free dubs, along with Maliardi, to our Rumble friends, to our pilled friends. We're going to get around to you right now.

Most importantly, thank you for supporting the show. I try to give as much as I can. but I'd be nothing without you guys. So thank you and I'll see you again tomorrow. Take care.