Badlands Media - Quite Frankly Ep. 65: If Things Don't Add Up, Rabid Weasels & the NY Voter Roll Audit

Episode Date: September 4, 2026

Frankie Val themes the night around things that just do not add up, and invites viewers to bring their own top picks of the week. First comes the strange news tour, from a maybe rabid fisher cat terrorizing the Northeast (the media can't decide if it's a weasel, a fox, or a squirrel) to the improbable comeback of the CD, which sends Frankie fishing for everyone's embarrassing first album. The centerpiece is a roughly twenty minute sit down with Dr. Andrew Paquette, the analyst behind the New York Citizens Audit. He walks through clone voter rolls, retroactively deleted records, and what he calls the spiral algorithm, a hidden numbering scheme he says took two years to crack and can restore half a million missing records. His blunt takeaway: the rolls can't answer the basic questions elections depend on. With midterms two months out, Frankie ties it back to his usual uni party skepticism. Raffle night rounds it out.

The Badlands, one of the Badlands, explain those Badlands. That's a hell of a name. Sitting here and you can see me from the right angle tonight, even though some of you said, you know what, Frank, I know it was a glitch last night. That kind of, uh, that odd off to the side view that we had a view. But all things considered, it was an interesting angle. Even Lauren liked it. Then again, Lauren, you know,

Lauren, she's just my, she's my number one. She's my number one. I expect she'll say, that was a really interesting angle from, God knows, I don't know, always there to cheer me up. And I'm so happy to be with you all here tonight on this Thursday. It's the third day of September. That's right, we are in the burrs now. And I'm really excited to be with you all, including our Badlands friends.

It's Thursday night. Another way to mark the time. Last night we had our monthly check-in with Matt Christensen on the overtime. And now tonight, we've got our Thursday night check-in on Badlands. So I hope you guys enjoy over there. And I hope it's not too disappointing. So that's what I have for you. And then, you know, I have a lot of things here.

The theme of the night is that things don't add up. And I want to know from you, especially your top picks of the week, of things that just do not add up. And I have taken the liberty of bringing in all types of strange news from around the world and some things are funny, some things are puzzling,

and who the hell knows? We'll go all over the place tonight. And at 7.30, we're going to have a brief talk with a man named Dr. Andrew Paquette, who is coming on here and he did all of the analytical work for the New York Citizens Audit, Remember we spoke with Marley Hornick a few times, maybe like three or four times on this show over the years?

Well, Dr. Andrew, he's the one that actually did all of the digital analysis of things from used his skill set to be able to go out there and find some crazy things, including a very covert, what he described as being a covert index for somebody or some group or whoever the hell holds the ring of power at the time to be able to be able to. to make sense of the chaos that is New York and so many other states. It's not red or blue issue. It's happening all over the place. It makes you wonder how much of it is connected and who's it really serve. You can say, well, it is the Unip Party. That is the establishment. And that we know that good picks for the Republican and Democrat,

what the hell kind of prospects you have there at all. I don't know. But I always wonder why we get in this two-picts. party lie that we live through right now. Why is it that really reliably red states only produce you know, cockbags like Mitch McConnell? Why? Lindsay Graham or his sister? How is it possible? Well, I don't know. We'll talk about it. He'll be on from 730. We'll have him for about 20 minutes because we've done that before. But we've never talked to the guy who actually did all of the analytics. So I thought that would be really nice, especially since we're about two months.

Actually, what is it? Exactly two months? November 3rd? Is that election? Siri, when is election day this year? Siri, wake up. Siri. When is election day this year? Bitch. Something went wrong? I'm sure it did. It's in November. It always is in November. And usually on a Tuesday. On a Tuesday. But I hope that you guys enjoy yourself tonight. I really do. I'm looking at you all in the chat rooms. It's good to see you all.

Good to see you all. Hello, Bill Cooper and Twitch and Mary Spirit and Twitch. Keep growing. I love to see it. I love to see everybody coming back to the party over there on YouTube as well. There's been a lot of great things happening with the crowds over there. I've even seen people on Rumble waking up. So that's been nice.

So this is your first time. finding the show, tuning into the show. It's weeknights at 7 p.m. Tomorrow morning, Friday, we have our 10.30 a.m. Coffee broadcast, the B-sides. That's always fun. And I hope that we have you for a while. Later on tonight, we're also going to give away,

we're going to do the raffle. Super chat raffles. You still have a chance to get in on it. You can set a super chat. We need all of your help. We're always expanding and trying to bring on new, you know, new resources. as far as production goes, to be able to get out to more people

because it doesn't just take being live at the same time and doing a quality broadcast every night. You've got to do so much extra. And then, of course, we're preparing for the arrival of a new baby. So I would really love for you guys to support the show and take a little bit of heat off me. That would be really nice. And the first prize tonight is going to be a little copper

and some silver quarters. They're all like 1957 around there. and also the last of Maliardi's portrait of me. It's a tiny little portrait, and I really love it. Aurora loves it too. It's hanging up in Studio B. And here's your ounce of copper and your silver quarters. The second prize I'm adding tonight is yet another Martian.

You get a Martian and an iridium-4 SpaceX patch. They go together. It's probably satanic. I don't know. You guys will find something. something to make me feel bad about. And that's, I don't know, I don't know what to say anymore. I'm just trying to find fun things to give away.

So that'll be at the end as well as the winner of the, the keto brains. The keto brains raffle. So there you go. Yes, the lurkers get hung by their underwear, pointed at, laughed at. Do not lurk. Like, chat with each other. Leave comments if you're watching after the fact. We love you.

Okay, the first one here, we're going to be going over to, this is a report from ABC 7, an unknown animal they call it. I wish Matt were here because he'd be able to say exactly which animal it is. They suspect it's a fisher cat. And it is attacked, well, it's attacked like 36 people in three states up in the northeast. And, you know, once they said fisher cat, I said, I think that that is a fisher cat. And Matt has, he has experience. with Fisher Cats.

He does. Maybe he can call him afterwards. See what he says. Anyway, here he is. Here it is right here. Believe the same animal may be responsible for attacking at least three people in the last 36

hours. Oh, I'm sorry. Three people in 36 hours. Not 36 people in three states. You know, whatever. It's Frank, Frank News. It's a fucking rabid squirrel. Who cares? I've gotten far worse things wrong.

Yes, but officers say they don't know what kind of animal this is. Take a good look at the video. It could be a gray fox or a fisher cat, which is part of the weasel family. Fishing Game officials are trying to find it. It definitely looks like a weasel. I think it's a fisher cat. I say the aggressive behavior could indicate an issue. Damn.

Yeah, look, it was pretty aggressive. Yeah, it's kind of... Aggressive is an understatement. I guess it could be a... Fox or that Fisher cat. Yeah, I thought it was a squirrel. It's a little bit bigger. That's too small for a fox

in my estimation. And I would be screaming. Don't expect me to be a hero. I had that thing attached to my ankle screaming, kicking. And I hope nobody catches it on on video.

I really do. Save me a lot of embarrassment. Secondary embarrassment. So have you been attacked by any strange thing in the Northeast over the last couple of days? We want to hear about it. Here's another thing I'd like to know from you guys. Just talk amongst yourselves in the chat room on this one. They say CDs are making a comeback.

Boosting U.S. recorded music revenue. That's right. You've got to be kidding me. You've got to be kidding me. You're giving me a paywall now. All right. Well, anyway, people are buying physical albums again a little bit more than they have been in recent years. is my question to you, at least for some just early chatter in the chat rooms or in the comments,

what was your first CD, first album you ever bought for yourself? Now, some of you guys were buying your first albums before CDs even came out. So I guess just for the sake of relevancy, what was the first CD you bought? You have to have, I mean, that's a pretty big sale. You know, if you're buying cassettes and you're buying eight tracks and you're buying vinyl and all that stuff and all of a sudden CDs come out, that's a pretty big leap into a new type of medium. So you have to remember what it was.

Your first CD that you bought for yourself. Mine, I used one of those coconut coins. Everybody got coconut coins for their birthday. Mine was like fifth or sixth grade. Somebody gave me a $20 or a $15 coconut coin, which meant I was going to be able to go to coconuts and buy myself a CD. The first one I ever got from my seat.

self and that one was Ixnay on the Ombray by the offspring. So I want to see what the hell you guys are doing. Let's see here. Dark Side of the Moon first CD said Jai P. Jai P. Pink Floyd the Wall says Ricky. London Calling by the Clash was my first CD. I still have it. says Tweed Girl.

Master of Puppet says S. Baker Fitness. See, I had already had all. No, had I? By 96, I don't think I had gone back in time with Metallica yet. We got to introduce to Metallica with Load and Reload. And then we went back in time and said, whoa. Hybrid theory, Lincoln Parks, said Grip Skidley. Garth Brooks in Pieces says be close to God.

Ixne and the Ombray. Did anybody else say that? First vinyl was Rust in Peace. Well. first CD I heard that I liked was Stevie Ray Vaughan's greatest hits. That is Scott R. Good. I don't think I got my disc man until 95, said Shane B. Led Zeppelin box set.

Yeah, that's it. The Bodyguard soundtrack, says Delona. Well, yeah, that was the first one for me. It was Ixney on the Ambres. Then I think I got Bush. I think I got 16 stone by Bush, even though that had come out the year before. in 95 or something like that.

But you know, when you start buying all the stuff, that feels ancient. When you're 10 years old, something that came out two years prior means that it was like one-fifth of your life ago. So that's what I remember on that one. Let me check the other. Everybody's having a good time with that.

Crime Scene Cleaner Show was awesome. Says Doll 76. I'm glad you liked it. First CD was Darkside. Second was Blizzard of Oz. Says WCU, WCU, over there on on the Rumble. Badlands. Badlands. What people would put... Let me see here. I don't know. I haven't seen anybody put anything to none. They're not talking about CDs yet. Well, we'll leave that one out there. Anyway, CDs are making a comeback. How much of a comeback?

You know what else is making a comeback? It's Harry Potter. And I got to tell you, we'll be talking about Harry Potter some other time, especially on the flip side and all this other stuff. Aurora and I are a half hour away from, I mean, we, we, sometimes we have to take these things little by little, because we can't just sit down and watch a whole, you know, two and a half hour movie in the middle of a work day. But, you know, we, we have like lunch dates with each other. We take a 45-minute chunk out and all that stuff. We're almost done. And wow. You know, I never had any interest. And then, of course, you have kids. And you start saying, well, you know, let's, let's experiment a little bit. Hey, you want to watch this? Dad has never watched

it before. Let's watch it together. You might. might like it. Wow. Really great. And now they're going to reboot it, which doesn't make any sense considering that the last video that came out was 15 years ago. They're going to just reboot it. HBO announced that the trailer came out today or yesterday I saw it and it was funny. It was funny. I said, oh man, I got to show Aurora because of course it's, I just want to see her reaction to all the recastings. They got a whole new crop of kids. they made Severus Snape Black by just African. We're talking Ghana African.

Dreads and everything. Which is just, now you, whenever you watch it, you can't replace Alan Rickman with anything, but the point of the when you finally watch that, you say, no, sorry. I understand all the people who are saying, the only person who should ever be asked to play this role again if they're going to do it was Adam Driver.

And now I see why. I think he would have been fantastic. But whatever Either way, I played it for Aurora, the Harry Potter The trailer That's coming out this Christmas And I showed it to

This morning, she goes, what is that? Is that, are you watching a new Harry Potter? I said, well, it's coming out this Christmas You want to watch? She goes, well, it's something I said, they're doing it all over again. She said, why? I said, I don't know.

You're going to ask this question a lot. All people do is do things over again. They never do anything new. And she said, and then as soon as the kids popped up, as soon as she saw Hermione, she went, oh, no. This is a six-year-old. The inflection in her voice was incredible. She went, oh, no. She went, oh, no.

And then she saw a black Snape. She said, is that Snape? I said, yeah, that's Snape? She goes, oh, no. And it's not for any other reason then why are you doing this? Just stop. You know, in 75 years from now, you know, every 50 years or so, somebody makes another Titanic movie.

You know, I grew up watching a night to remember. Then all of a sudden we got James Cameron's film. And then it all kind of, you know, at least let a generation go by, you know? I guess you could say 15 years is exactly a generation. But I don't know. I don't know. But then also, then we got this. Then we got the late phase feminism.

That's not the only people who are hating on this. It's all of the crazy-ass feminists who have disavowed J.K. Rowling, because she was not feminist enough to be able to cross that final barrier. See, J.K. Rowling, if you haven't been following this just in the, in the, you know, out there in the news, she's been at war with a lot of people, a lot of people, including, some people in her that have played some of her most, you know, precious characters where she is a, you know, she's as progressive as they come, but she would not cross the line in accepting that men couldn't be women too. Because I think people who have a little bit of a shred of

common sense left would understand that that takes away something very precious about being a woman. And it actually erases the whole idea of what is at least, declared the mission statement for being a feminist in the first place is that you're there for women and to, you know, to make sure that they have equal representation and rights and all that stuff. Anyway, you all know how that's all going. It's terrible. It all went terribly for the most.

Anyway, here is somebody, somebody in there, they're all going crazy on Reddit because this is where they have, this is where they call turfs. This is where the whole thing, it's called T-E-R-F-Turfs. That is, I think, trans-exclusionary, radical feminist. So you can be a feminist, but if you are not including men into the picture, into the cause, then you are, that's just, you have your own little special section now. Listen to this one.

There are so many other things you can watch. don't watch the transphobes reheated leftovers. Now, you can say, well, yeah, it's reheated leftovers and why are we doing this? But of course, they're doing this. They would love to relive the, they would love to relive it all over the, all over the again. I'm sure they're fine with race swapping and all that other stuff, but they just can't get over the trans thing. And this other person that's responding to moo says, yeah, you're being downvoted, but you're right. Every cent that this hateful ghoul, makes off of this franchise goes into anti-trans legislature, whatever the hell that means.

She said as much in interviews, we've all got to pick our battles, but as a person lucky enough to love multiple trans folk, good Lord, this is something I am not backing down from. Wow. So it's just fun. It's fun to watch everybody. as I said, listen, the fall of Rome, it didn't happen in a couple of years. It happened over the course of a couple hundred years. And there were some places that were feeling it worse than others. But no matter, when a civilization falls, it still can be somebody's good old days.

And this has to be our good old days. You know, I always said this back in the years in our good late friend, Albert Frederick. He always loved the idea that we would put out there that, you know, this is almost like one of those taverns in Rome. Everybody got together, talk about how the empire is falling apart all around them, but they still needed a place to go. They needed the local watering hole.

They needed to have some kind of a place where everybody gets together. They know your name. They know your name. You know, an ancient Roman cheers. That's what quite frankly is for our time. You know, that's what quite frankly, at least what I would like it to be. And that's what we have there. So now, Rowling, she's drawn the line there, but of course, pretty much cheerleading everything else.

So it is what it is. Now, speaking of late phase feminism, I find it pretty convenient, actually almost ironic, that Gloria Steinem checks out. She dies at age 92 at the very moment that Western women are declaring themselves too hormonal and overmedicated to be. held responsible for strangling their own babies. It's almost as if she said, my work here is done. And poof, went back to Oz. Very interesting. It's just a bit of very interesting couple of weeks.

So she's dead. And that was part of the little bit of news that was being passed around. And I'm sure everybody's going to have a different opinion on that there too. Especially everybody, all the women out there who are in massive amounts of credit. card debt. You can thank Gloria Steinem. But listen, don't worry, and I like to be fair, and I often am. I think everybody has problems. Men have very peculiar and unique sets of problems, like killing people over enchiladas. We are known to do this from time to time. Here is news for San Antonio. Now, this is news out of, I think, Albuquerque, New Mexico. It sounds like,

something that would come out of New Mexico. A New Mexico man was arrested after allegedly shooting and killing his cousin during an argument over whose plate of green chili enchiladas was hotter. Irvin Joaquin Gutierrez, 22, was charged with an open count of murder in the August 27th killing of 25-year-old Nathaniel Cavazos over enchiladas. When police responded to reports of gunfire shortly before. 4.11 p.m. They found Cavazos, unresponsive on a walkway outside of the complex, suffering for multiple gunshot. Well, multiple. Multiple. He died from his injuries at the scene.

A witness who identified himself as a cousin to both men told investigators that the group had spent the afternoon drinking alcohol and cooking green chili enchiladas. Tension mounted during dinner when Gutierrez repeatedly insisted that the chili on his enchiladas was spicier than the chili on Cavazzo's plate and challenged him to try it. The affidavit said, Cavazos responded that the enchiladas had been prepared together

and carried equal heat. My Latin heat. Guatemalan heat, I should say. Agedore Spartacus. The dispute escalated outside the apartment leading to a physical fight which Cavazzo's punched Gutierrez, leaving him bleeding. The witness reported

after the fist fight ended. and Cavazzo began walking away. Gutierrez allegedly drew a handgun and confronted him shouting, we're family, we're family, how could you do this to me before opening fire? I don't know, man. What the hell?

What the hell is this all about? You know, it's cracking up. It's almost like in a Bronx tale. When Calodoro at the end, he waited his whole life, he's at Sunny's wake. And Joe Pesci walks in, who ends up being the guy who had his head split open by the car in the beginning when Sonny kills the other guy who hit Joe Pesci

and Colodoro does not say anything to the police. He doesn't rat anybody out, which is actually the point where he actually bonds with Sonny because he never ratted on him. And he finally gets to ask Joe Pesci at the end, was all that over a parking space? And Joe Pesci just says, no. Well, his name was Carmine.

No. And that's all you get. You just realize I'm not going to get anything out of this. Was this really over an enchilada? That's what I'm asking. Was this really over an enchilada? I really don't know. I can't imagine it is.

So, well, that's all I have on that end. Let's bring in our guess, shall we? Well, something else, something else, ladies and gentlemen, does not really make sense. And that is our elections. And from the time of time we get, favorable results and all that, but we know there's a lot of chaos out there.

And since we're two months away from the midterms, I wanted to bring on Dr. Andrew Piquette. Andrew is an independent researcher who specializes in an analyzing state voter registration databases. His published research has identified what he describes as clone voter roles, unexplained discrepancies between state and county data, retroactive changes, and hidden relationships among voter identification numbers. He argues that these problems are so extensive that systems cannot be considered reliable at all, and that is even before determining whether or not

anyone has deliberately even exploited these systems. We start getting into deliberate action from there. We always talk about how there's so much chaos out there, what mail-in votes did, as far as creating a margin of chaos in which you have no clue what majorities, what can be made up, what margins can be made up within that chaos and have no accountability for it. Well, Dr. Andrew takes it to another level. It's great to talk to with him right now.

And welcome to the show, sir. Hello, thank you very much. And thanks for having me on. It's great to have you. You know, you came out of, first of all, we've done a lot of work reading through the stuff. data that you brought up. This is the first time speaking with you. It's really wonderful. And I think that what's even more interesting is your background. You came out of digital visual analysis, animation, and the gaming industry. Talk a little bit about, you know, that and what games

you worked on, all that. Well, I got into computer graphics as an employee of Epic Games. I was actually one of their first employees. I worked on something called One Must Fall Two, Tyrion, the Circle, and a tiny amount of work on the first Unreal. And then I moved to Hollywood where I worked out a few movies like Space Jam, Smell the Sense of Snow, Spider-Man, and Daredevil. I also was art director on a couple of games for Universal Studios and Scooby-Doo game for THQ, as well as I worked as a senior animator on Parasite Eve, which as I understand did pretty well.

That was for Square Games. So yeah, I started out in computer graphics, and then I wound up co-founding an academy for game developers in the Netherlands called the International Game Architecture and Design program. And that was actually quite successful. I just recently returned to the United States and retired in New York. You know what? Honestly, Doctor, I think that we have to have you back sometime in the future just to talk

about your animating work, just the things out there. That's interesting in and of itself. And, of course, the fact that you found a way to put your skill set towards something that I have to imagine was of urgent need for you. When you're thinking about the way that we conduct ourselves on a civic level over here, how did you come to lead the research team for New York Citizens Audit? Well, part of my job when I was at the Game Academy in the Netherlands was getting a Ph.D. It was an absolute requirement of the job. So I earned that at King's College, London. So a little later, I'm here in New York, and I found the results of the 2020 election rather puzzling.

We're at the lockdown period when absolutely no work could be conducted in certain industries. And for a conservative like myself, certain industries would just refuse to hire you. So I didn't really have anything else to do, and I thought, let me look into this. and New York Citizens Audit had access to data. And when I communicated with their director, Marley Hornick, she asked me to be research director, and I think the real reason was because I had a PhD. And at the time, they didn't have anybody who had one. But also the guy who had been doing it was leaving.

I forgot that guy's name. But that's how it started. And quite frankly, when I got into it, I was not looking to be research. director, I was not looking to spend the next five years of my life doing very laborious, pyrsome, crippling work looking at screens and screens full of numbers, basically. You know, after I got my PhD, I figured that was it. I don't want to do any more research. I'm going to go and do commercial photography, which is something that I've been doing. And the lockdown just basically killed that. So then when I did take that role, I said, look, I don't think I can do this for very

long. I need to make an income. And this is, this is, you know, gratis. So we'll just do it for a little while until we can find a replacement for me. I wound up doing it for a few years. The work was actually quite interesting. I didn't actually expect to find anything in New York. And the reason was that I knew New York was a liberal stronghold. I felt that, you know, if the Democrats basically have an assured victory here every year, why would they bother taking the risk of committing crimes to ensure a victory? That just didn't make any sense to me. So I looked into it anyway because I was here and that's the data that I had available to look at. So I was actually pretty surprised when I started finding very quickly that the voter rolls were heavily compromised. I mean, not just a little

bit. They were really, really bad. But I think I've run a little far away from your question there, so I hope that's a good answer. No, that's exactly what I, oh, well, look, it's all right. I actually like this point of view of the room. It's great. It's almost like a one of those investigative, it's almost like true detective in there, only very organized. Surprise you don't have one of those cork boards behind you with all the strings all over the place. No, well, this is really just for my comic collection. So that's why you're seeing all the organization.

I just have to keep things where I can find them. Anyway, go ahead. Well, no, you brought me right to where I wanted to go. I guess the only technical thing I would say is what of your skill set really came to use when you started finding these irregularities and these patterns? And then, of course,

the bigger question is, tell us about the moment of discovery when you said, holy shit. Yeah, well, it's a funny thing. I was kind of well known in the video game industry, at least among my colleagues and people who knew me, for being more than usually technically proficient, even though I was an art director. And before that, an artist or an animator. So I had a tendency to have a lot of conversations with the programmers, and I got to understand what they were doing, even if I didn't have the knowledge that they had. that would allow me to decode myself,

but I definitely understood the principles they were working with. And I also understood how computer graphics worked in 3D. So I was used to dealing with 3D coordinate systems and geometry, and to an extent trigonometry. And sometimes you have to calculate things in real simple math, like algebra and a little bit of calculus to make an animation come together. But I think that the skill that really came in most handy had to do with editing texture coordinates.

And the reason is because that's a process of taking a look at essentially a mess of vertices that are all connected with what looks like a bunch of spaghetti lines and figuring out which dots belong to which objects. So basically, picture a Hornet Jet. This is a real example from X-Men 2. So somebody botched the job of, doing the texture coordinates on that.

And so they gave it to me, and it's basically, if you flattened that object and all of its vertices, it just looks like a field of lines and dots, and you can't tell which dots belong to a window and which dots belong to the gas can or the, you know, the door or the jets or anything like. So it was my job to figure out where those vertices belonged, what parts of the airplane they represented,

and then to basically straighten it all out. It's an incredibly hard job to do, and most people hate doing it. But I figured since people hate doing it, you get paid more to do it. So I'm going to learn how. And that's what I did. And that's what looking at the voter rolls felt like to me. But the really exciting thing and actually kind of spine tingling moment was, I believe it was April 21st.

By then, I had already found, along with a colleague who went by the pseudonym Daniel, somewhere in the neighborhood of about a million cloned records. These are records that have the same name and other personal information, but they have different ID numbers, so they can function independently, and they can each independently get their own mail-in ballot. So there were so many of them, I was thinking, you know, we've got the people on one side saying this is innocent, okay,

that there's nothing wrong with this. It's just a bunch of screw-ups making innocent mistakes. And then on the other hand, we have people who are saying this is definitely nefarious, right? And just so you're aware, I do not come from the school of thought that says, let's just go ahead and assume everything's nefarious. In fact, for the most part, I like to assume everything is not nefarious to begin with until I see evidence it tells me otherwise.

Okay. So I was basically thinking, how would I be able to show that this is or is not nefarious? And it occurred to me that with that many records, it would be very hard. for a bad actor to make use of them unless they knew exactly where they were because there's 21 million or almost at that time 21 million records in New York State. So to find those would be really hard to do. You'd need basically the equivalent of a treasure map kind of like a pirate throwing his treasure boxes off the boat to escape the the authorities, right? If he doesn't make a record of where he dropped those treasure boxes, he's never going to find them again, right? Right. So if you want to make use of those names, you have to know know which ones are the ones you can use. So I was keeping my eyes open for anything that would

look like a tagging system, something that would let you basically hide and play in sight. So a certain name would just jump out at you like it was a neon sign saying, use me. I'm a fake identity. Okay. And I also reasoned that it had to be done with an existing field because you can't make a field for this in the data. If you did that, everyone would. would know you were doing something crooked. So he had to use the existing fields. And then it also seemed to me the only two fields that were really useful for that

were the unique fields, the ID numbers. So the county ID or the state ID. So I was keeping an eye on those when on the evening of April 21st or 22nd, I suddenly realized that the number space, that is to say, the numbers that they were using, it's an eight digit number. So it goes up to 99,999,999,999. was split up into what's called partitions.

So they were using like one set of numbers over here, another set of numbers over here, and then two more locations that had other numbers. And each one of those was governed by rules. Okay. And that immediately was shocking to me. So I started investigating that. And so on that night, what I had done was I had filtered out one set of those numbers. by county and by registration date range.

And then I put them in, I think it was state ID, yeah, state ID order. And then I was looking at the county IDs. And I saw that every 11th record had a number that was organized so that they were consecutive, but consecutive every 11th record. So the 11th record would be, say, the number five, and then the 22nd record would be six, and then the 33rd would be seven and the 44th would be eight, et cetera. And that was just shocking to me because it was absolutely consistent for the whole file. But it was much more complicated than that.

I later learned it was just that was the initial moment where I thought, wait a minute, this is programmed regularity in the file. And that's not what you would expect. Because normally, like if you and I were at the board of elections and we wanted to register, we were both in line, you were behind me, right? I'd get whatever the next number was and you'd get the one after me, plus one, right? And then the same thing goes for everybody else in the line. But when all of a sudden you're getting these numbers attached to each other in such a way

that they've got this like specific mathematical relationship between them, all of a sudden you're creating information that wasn't there before. And so it took me two years to solve that particular algorithm, which I call the spiral algorithm. It's very complicated and it takes a lot. of steps to do it, but I can completely undo what they did. And when I do, it actually allows me to restore about half a million deleted records. So I can bring back names, addresses, and all sorts of other information about records that aren't even there now because of the information that that algorithm provides. And the thing is, this is completely hidden. It's not something that

should even be there at all. But as soon as you're adding data invisibly, you're doing something it's incredibly suspicious. And this is one of the highest value targets you could possibly have is these ID numbers in a voter role that allows you to control decisions about how money and people are going to be doing things, right? How much money is being spent on the budget, where you're going to deploy your police and your military, etc. Those are all decisions that are made by people elected via ballots that are generated from these exact voter rolls. Okay, so right there was the mechanism to tag all the wrong. records I was wondering about. Make sense? It does. It does and it doesn't. I mean, I'm following along

with the basic plot here, but of course that the technical approach to this is so far beyond me. But the first thing that pops up for me is, well, yeah, there's one thing there where you think a state or a regional or even a national government would, if they really cared at all about making sure that this very critical system to be able to conduct elections with the most accuracy that you can conceive of, I mean, you're doing this at this point gratis. And they've got budgets. If they cared about preserving so-called democracy, then this should just be normal upkeep throughout every year in the lead up to a year.

You know, one thing about that really shocked me. Marley and I made a number of presentations to various officials around. the state. I don't think I ever made a single presentation without her, actually. But one of the things that they would tell us, like for instance, there's a district attorney who said this up north someplace, he said, look, I see the proof of fraud. Okay. And like, for instance, in that particular occasion, we were talking about the forged signatures that I'd found on voter roll records. Okay. He said, that's prosecutable. That's something where we can prosecute somebody for this, except our attorney general would never allow a prosecution like that to take place.

And he's not the only guy who brought that up. There were a couple of people who did that. They were like, look, yes, I can prosecute this if we had a district attorney that we could trust to actually follow up on crimes like this. But the district attorney we have, or I'm sorry, the attorney general that we have won't allow these kinds of investigations to proceed, or if we do it on our own, she's not going to assign a prosecutor to it. So we're not going to go forward because we know we're just wasting our county's money to do it.

And that's horrifying. I got two. Okay, well, two questions for you. One is pretty straightforward. Did you find any on lower levels, any bipartisan support for something like this? Because I know that in New York City races, there were quite a few Democrats that were on the shitty end of very suspicious elections, especially during that 2020 year with the primaries alone, how poorly they were conducted and all that stuff.

And so I was saying to myself, you know, it's crazy that there's not a lot of bipartisan support here because it's apparent here that even in a so-called blue state, certain types of Democrats who perhaps are not really in the herd, the establishment or whatever else like that, they don't have a fair shake even with constituents that you think they would appeal to.

So did you get any bipartisan support? there, even though the consensus was that you did not have an attorney general in the state that would allow something like this to go forward? Yeah, actually, one guy was, he was from the state police, and he was a semi-high-level or high-ranking officer there. He was a Democrat, not in the past tense. He was a Democrat when we were talking to him. And he's one of the guys who said, yep, this is a crime. We can prosecute that except our attorney general would block it. And in fact, He said this actually has to go to the FBI. And he said that he did give it to the FBI.

And immediately after that, as far as I know, he got transferred out of the job he was in and just basically vanished. So I don't know if those things are related, but temporarily, they really are very close together. And, you know, I've run into Democrats who, actually one guy is kind of a funny thing. This guy's a tech entrepreneur, very sharp guy. he absolutely hates Trump. He can't stand the guy and he absolutely believes

that President Trump is all sorts of bad things. But he told me, he said, look, it's completely obvious he won the 2020 election. There's no way he didn't win that election. So he still hates him, but he's completely willing to admit

that Trump won. And as far as New York being overwhelmingly liberal or Democrat, a funny thing about that, the majority of the bad records that I've found are in New York City. Okay? And that's where the majority of the Democrats are.

If you look at the demographics in the voter role, you know, you just look at party registration there, it will tell you that the overwhelming majority of all Democrats in the entire state are in New York City. But that's also where the overwhelming majority of all the cloned records are located. So if you take those cloned records out, the number of Democrats who are left is a lot smaller. It's not enough to make them a minority in the state, but it brings them so much closer to being even with Republicans that I have a hard time believing that New York is anywhere near as heavily weighted towards being a Democrat, as I once thought. And then actually another kind of prosaic observation I made is just simply this, although we do have a lot of Democrats in leadership positions in New York City, and they all sit in. these fancy offices, 55 floors above the street level, all the people who are doing the

plumbing and installing the lights and all the rest of that stuff, the people who are working to keep that city alive, those guys are overwhelmingly conservative. So I'm actually beginning to wonder about how liberal or Democrat New York City actually is. Now, I'm with you, because, you know, I tend to think that there's a big psychological edge as to why anybody would invest in this system growing and just becoming more maintained and becoming so confusing that you know only a very small elect amount of people would be able to or groups be able to figure out how to use it to their advantage to maintain control because from a psychological standpoint I mean I am old enough to remember when it was not unheard of to have a republican governor of

New York. And at this point, if somebody like you were able to have your way to go in there and tidy some things up and all of a sudden the margins of victory for somebody like a Kathy Hockel shrunk to a sliver or, God forbid, she lost, then people would say that fraud was committed then instead of, because at this point, over the course of so many cycles, you just start tending to believe, okay, well, this state is lost. This is just culturally what's going on there. And that's part of the psychological edge of just stealing a few cycles. People just believe this is the way it's going to be from now on when a lot of it could just be shadow puppetry. Now, before you move on to the next thing, I remember hearing people talking about not cloning,

because you're talking about cloned identities here and all that stuff, but duplicates that they say, oh, they would almost like obfuscate the conversation by saying so-and-so is talking about duplicates and duplicate ballots pop up naturally along the way and they're not nefarious and all that stuff. So could you just for people at home give us a define what a clone is versus a duplicate? So just so that there's no confusion. Sure. And also I want to be really clear about this. The state has done something rather clever. And that is that they don't have any way to define a clone. They use the word duplicate to refer to both duplicates and clones.

Okay? So the thing is, a duplicate is, let's just take you, okay? So you are going to be in the voter rolls, assuming you're registered, with your name, and it's going to have your birthday, it's going to have your address, okay? If someone duplicates your record,

both records will have the same ID number and all the rest of the information. Okay, so that duplicate can't do anything independently of you because you can't get two ballots for the same ID number. It's kind of like your reflection in a mirror, or a shadow that you cast, it's going to do whatever you do. It's not going to do anything independently.

But if I get an ID number with your name and you have your own ID number with your name, I can do whatever I want with that ID number. And that's a clone. Okay, it'll have your name attached to it, but it's going to have a different ID. So now it can behave independently. Give you an example of this. There's a guy, I'll just give you his first name for now. Okay. It's Arthur. And he had 25, registrations in the state and 25 different counties. And his last name is so rare that apart from his 25 registrations, there were only 20 other registrations in the whole state with that last name. And none of them had the same name. The birth dates were kind of interesting. They were all July 7th, but in different years. Consider the coincidence of 25 guys with the same first and last name, a very rare name, all being

born on the same day than in different years. Well, I was so curious about this guy, and they all had different ID numbers, that I asked the canvassing team to look him up. So they went to 19 of the 25 addresses that we had, and every single one of them, they conclusively proved that no one of that name had ever lived there. Okay? My belief is all 25 are completely fictitious. Now, the thing is, I actually obtained the signature cards for his registration applications for, I think it was nine of them. those. And on all of them, he had asked for an absentee ballot. Okay. And the, and some of them, not all of them, had a mailing address for the absentee ballot to be sent. And it was the same

rented mailbox at a shopping center in Nanuette, New York. And there were others that I didn't get the cards for, but in the voter rolls themselves gave that same mailing address. So when I presented that to a commissioner in one of the counties that was affected, he said that that got I would have been getting absentee ballots sent to that address, 25 for every single election until it was found. Okay? That's how dangerous the clones are. Those were all clones because they all had different ID numbers.

How many of these authors had cast the vote in 2020? I don't know because the record of the voter history record in New York is completely unreliable. So for instance, in New York City for the 2020 election, there are 254,700. 13 votes cast by 254,713 specific people with specific ID numbers according to the county records. But according to the state records for the exact same identities, the exact same ID numbers, those people didn't cast a vote. And we look up Arthur in the state records, it shows that none of them cast a vote. But the few records I was able to obtain from the county that had this information at all, all of them had cast a vote. So what this means to me is the state doesn't know who's voting.

they don't know who in the voter rolls are qualified voters. They don't know how many qualified voters there are. They don't know how many qualified voters cast of a vote, and they don't know how many qualified, legitimate, genuine votes were cast, which means the voter rolls can't answer any of the questions they're supposed to be able to answer and aren't fit for use. On that basis, you don't have a solid foundation for an election of any kind. I don't even know what to say.

And this has been broken. I remember Marley has been on this show about three or four times, And I remember we went through all this stuff. We saw these irregularities reaching into the seven figures worth in New York alone. And now I know that this same kind of thing has been shown in other states now. But now that we got to speak to you,

the guy who actually discovered, organized it, untangled it. It's just spine tingling. Because obviously we don't, we're not talking about it. I don't know if anything really, well, to get it around to what has been done and what hasn't been done in just a little bit.

But here's a crucial distinction I want to talk to you about. And I guess maybe there's a little bit of speculation here or maybe not. But the identification of vulnerabilities versus proven exploitation. Now, I guess what you just said right there is a little bit of evidence that there's exploitation going on of this system. But is this essentially the index that you said that you had found that there's almost like a shadow, a shadow system that was created covertly to be able to make sense of this buried, tangled algorithmic mess that creates an advantage for somebody or some

group or whatever. Is this all the same thing? It can be. My scientific training basically forces me not to go beyond saying it can be used that way and it looks like it's being used that way, but I can't say it for sure. The thing is that I think the better way to look at it is it's a definite security risk. It's something that essentially should invalidate the usage of these roles until it's ironed out, figured out what exactly is going on,

and if you can't get an answer, they never go back online. This is the kind of thing that if you had found these algorithms in your bank, so your list of depositors or an insurance company, your list of patients that pay you a fee every day, month, you would immediately shut down the systems and you'd never bring them back online unless you could be absolutely certain it was benign. You wouldn't just cover it up and not investigate, which is what's going on in New York and other states where I found these. The thing is,

is what I'm looking at is the capacity. I can see what it is capable of doing and I can see certain types of information that I shouldn't be able to see. Like one of the other algorithms in New York, the shingle, I can tell you what status a person. has in the voter rolls just based on that algorithm. If a number was assigned using that algorithm, then they're a purged record, which number one makes me wonder, why on earth did you assign ID numbers to purged records?

And why did you create a special algorithm to assign those numbers? And why did you make an algorithm that is interlaced with another one that perfectly hides them? So it makes it very hard to see that these are two separate algorithms. All of those things are incredibly suspicious.

And I think that the kind of standards that have been applied to the questions you're asking are totally inappropriate. So, and I'm not saying you're being inappropriate. I'm just saying that the way this is discussed is really wrong, because what we tend to have is we have people looking at elections saying, did this guy really win or did that guy really win? And I would say, you don't know who really won. And there's no way to know.

And the reason there's no way to know is because the voter rolls themselves are compromised to such an extent that there is no way to know how many qualified voters they represent. And that is a key flaw because the thing is every single ballot is based on the voter rolls. Okay? Since you can't be certain how many of those ballots were genuine, and there's no way to bring them back to the names that it generated them, because once they're in the wind, they're totally separated, okay? Because there's no name on them. There's no registration information whatsoever on the ballots. So at that point, you don't know who won any election.

That's my position. And then the other thing is they say, well, can you prove that this or that ballot caused someone to vote for the wrong person or something? The answer is absolutely not. And it's for the same reason I just told you. But what's more important is the kind of things I'm telling you are violations of federal law on their own. Okay. It's a violation of federal law to make a fake registration. It's a violation of federal law to have fake registrations on the books.

Clones themselves are illegal, all by themselves. There's a million and a half of them on the rolls the last time I looked, and there's a half million that I know were there but got deleted. And these things aren't small. It's against the law to forge signatures to create fake records. It's against the law to make 25 fake identities. We've got a guy in Brooklyn who had 11 identities and sent somebody from NYC over there to knock on the door. those registrations all appeared on February 18th and 19th in 2020, right?

Just in time for the 2020 election. The guy who answered the door said, I've owned this house for 20 years and I've never heard of this guy. Didn't exist. He's a fake identity. And there's a bunch of people like that who have 18, 19, 20 registrations apiece, all with a bunch of ID numbers attached to them. They're completely unique. So these are all things that would normally put people in jail. Okay?

And it's all getting ignored because they're saying, well, You can't prove that ballots were generated for those. You can't prove that those ballots were ever voted. And the reason, of course, is because we've got a secret ballot. That is a, you know, there were reasons to do that, mainly because we didn't want voters getting intimidated. We didn't want people to be able to say, ah, you voted for the wrong guy.

We're going to beat you up in the alley in the back of the voting station. So they gave us a secret ballot. But that created a fantastic cover for doing all these shenanigans on the other side. It's a real issue. And as far as I'm concerned, the solution is to not litigate the elections, but to administratively cancel the voter rolls nationwide,

to literally destroy them all and start from scratch and have everybody to re-register with ID. I know that's difficult, but I'm also looking at this is kind of like that cancer that has spread throughout your body. It's not easy to get out, but if you want to live, you've got to take it out. Yeah.

And that's where it goes right back down to the psychological subversion that we've gone. And then how unable, how paralyzed we are by politics. You're saying that, listen, you can't approach this politically. We have to look at this from a systems level. And I understand. I mean, the problem is that the capability exists alone. Oh, you know, and of course the capability of this stuff, existing, the clones. That's a crime in and of itself.

But you don't even need to prove that there is some sort of a much, larger electoral map that is being manipulated in a shadow sense to say that this needs to be gotten away, done away with. But we are very, very paralyzed politically. Like I said before, if something happens to throw off the electoral domination of one party or another in California or Kentucky or anything else like that, everybody's going to cry foul because these systems and the way that we do things for so long for generations now, they groom people into thinking and expecting what they're going to get every election. And that's, that's, that's great. Now, let's go into that real quick because, man, I wanted to do a 20-minute segment with you in and out, but this is just

fascinating. So I have one or two more questions for you. Similar things have been found in other states. I think New York, I got New Jersey. Am I right in saying Wisconsin, Ohio, Texas? Those are all states that I looked into. And this is another thing. I've got peer-reviewed journal articles on all of this. Okay. And I did that on purpose because nobody else was publishing on this subject, at least not in pure-reviewed journals.

I like that because it gives you a number of neutral, experienced people saying, okay, we agree. This methodology makes sense. These findings appear to be valid. But I started with New York. I went to New Jersey. and then when Jerome Corsi contacted me, I went to Ohio and Pennsylvania, Texas, Georgia, Arizona, California.

I think there's a couple other places, Florida, and I still think there are a couple more. I have a lot of odor rolls sitting on my computer. And the thing is, in most places, I found the strange algorithms and I found faults with the databases. And actually, this is kind of an interesting point. Oklahoma, for instance, in Kansas had what looked like really excellent databases compared to all these other states. New York was at the top of the heap for absolutely the worst, most sewer-like example of the voter rolls.

And Kansas, until recently, was one of the best. Now Nebraska is, I think, in a take-it spot away. But the thing is, is that even though Kansas looked great compared to New York and Wisconsin, Georgia, and Arizona, it would still fail any normal database administration standard. Okay, so if I had run into that at an insurance company or something and I was a government regulator, I'd probably take the insurance companies license away. I'd say you've got this many bad records and you know about it and you didn't do anything about it. I'm sorry, you're not allowed to sell insurance in the United States any longer. And if I was a bank regulator and I found this in a bank's records, I'd shut the bank down. I would say, I'm sorry, you guys are not doing business anymore.

We're going to wind down all of your assets right now. And that's in the best states. Now, I haven't looked at every state. So it's quite possible there are perfectly honest states out there, or states that at least are honest and know what they're doing. And they did a good job. But every other database I've looked at would fail any normal industry standard. And by fail, I mean fail in a really really. big way. One thing that people don't seem to understand is that you don't have to approve a crime

to know that the system you're using doesn't work. Okay? So if I'm working with a system that either A doesn't work or or actually has the potential to like take down my whole system, if I was working in video games and we found something like this sitting in our code, we would immediately unplug the computers from the walls. We wouldn't hit the power off button, we'd pull the plug out of the wall. And then we'd bring in new computers and we'd try to figure out how much of our data we could salvage and we'd basically be starting over. Until at least we'd hear what happened. If only Rockstar would have done that before somebody stole GTA6, huh? Yeah, well, hey, I remember my boss at heavy iron, that was T.HQ, who is a kind of a hard rocker type of a guy. He likes to play the guitar. He's a very, very sharp programmer.

And I remember this guy, he got snookered by the I Love You virus. He opened the email. It said, you know, I love you. It had a little kissy face on it. And he opened it and infected our systems. Within five minutes, all the machines were off. Okay. And we all had to go home for the day.

And then the programmers spent the next few days fixing it. That's how that kind of thing is treated. And that's before it's even had a chance to do anything. It's just as soon as you know there's been an intrusion of any kind, you have to figure out what it's doing and isolate it. So for the, like, for instance, Frank LaRose, actually, I don't know if it was him personally or one of the people in his office, but I was talking with Jerome Corsey and let's just say Frank LaRose's office. He was the Secretary of State for Ohio, right?

And he basically said, okay, so the algorithm's there, but it's probably benign, so we don't really need to look into it. And I'm like, how do you know it's benign? You don't even know what it is. You didn't know it was there until I showed you. So what is the basis for your expectation that nothing bad is going to come of this, especially because it's like isolated in your three most heavily, how shall I say this, important counties in the entire state. Because in Ohio, I found these ID number algorithms in only three counties out of 88,

but they were their three most important counties. You know, to me, that would mean that's something that you investigate, not something that you sweep under the rug, which is basically what he did. And my impression is he's a good guy. but I think he's getting very bad advice if he thinks that's something you can ignore. Yeah. Well, I know on August 7th,

I don't know too much about the whole thing. I was actually going to talk to Marley about it. There was a, I don't know, a lawsuit that was received and most of it was dismissed, except for two claims in the lawsuit. I don't know what's dead and what survives there, but it brings up the question about what has been done

what can be done. I guess we're talking about right now what can be done, but what has been done? And as a final question for tonight, between now and the midterms, what is the one specific pattern? You, if you do take a look at it at all, if you even have access to this data anymore,

what anomaly or change should anybody in a position you were in be looking out for that would indicate that these vulnerabilities are actually being exploited? Well, the mere fact that nobody's fixed these votes, And by fix, I don't mean clean. I mean destroy and rebuild. That's what you have to do. Okay? And until that happens, I assume every election is fixed. Okay, that's my, that's my baseline default position. We are no longer in a situation where I have to prove they committed fraud.

Now they have to prove that they didn't. That's my position. And the reason is because I'm looking at voter rolls that are systematically compromised at every level in almost every state I've looked at. The couple of states that look like they're not so bad, those look like the result of bad database management, but the rest look like they were compromised by people with evil intentions. So as far as fixing it is concerned, my bottom line first step is destroy those voter rolls and build them from scratch with people walking into the office in person with IDs and no mail-in registrations. I mean, the guy who is the commissioner, Marley asked him this question, but the answer is just incredible to me.

She asked him, so what do you do with mail-in registrations? And he says, we use the honor system here. And she asked him to explain. And it was like, what he does is they automatically create registrations for every single registration application they receive. It doesn't matter what it says on the application. It doesn't matter if any of it's true. He said, we've got no way to validate any of that stuff.

So we don't bother. We just approve them all, which means I could today, if I felt like it, which I don't, because I'm not a bad guy. But anyone who wanted to do this could send in 100, registrations to any county, and they just go ahead and give you 100 registration numbers, because they're on the honor system. I mean, how on earth do you say that's a secure system? Now, he did say that they would investigate if someone complained, and I'm thinking, who's going to complain? Who's going to know? I mean, I don't know if you sent in 25 bad

registrations just for the hell of it. There's no way I would know. And actually, if you did that, you're not going to be telling me about it. So it's just ridiculous. And all the rest of the stuff that people are talking about, you know, getting rid of the machines and having people watching the polls, all that kind of stuff. I don't have any problem with it. I think that's great. As far as I'm concerned, all the election integrity groups are working for the same end goal. They want the elections to be honest. I certainly want them to be honest. But, you know, my particular specialty as well as, you know, the information I've seen tells me that the root of everything is in the voter rolls. It's not in the count. Because like, for instance, let's say you get rid of the tabulators, okay, and your hand counting. Well, if your hand counting, well, if you're hand. counting ballots that were generated by fake registrations, then you're still going to get a perfectly solid count, but they're going to be a fake ballots, not fake ballots, but fake ballots that were obtained fraudulently.

So they should never be counted in the first place. And most of the things that I see being provided as solutions are all downstream of generating fake ballots. And that really bothers me. And some of those proposals are coming from people who are friends of mine. There's a recent one just came out. going to name names because as far as I'm concerned I want everyone to succeed okay anyone who wants a fair and honest election I want that person to succeed

whoever it is no matter what their plan is but I think if you don't address the voter rolls and I don't mean cleaning them up I mean starting over you're you're not going to have a full solution that's my feeling and the I guess the final question that just cropped up for me now I'm just thinking about the audience right now and especially since this is not a just a New York thing as you're saying is there any Is there anything that an individual person who is conscious of the work that people like you have done over the last six years to really expose the horror of all this? Is there anything that an individual can do to make sure that they are the only one of them that is out there? Or are they shielded from knowing how many clones they may have?

It depends on the state you're in. In New York, you probably can find out. I don't know if they've changed the rules. But the last time I looked into it, anyone could request the voter rolls in New York. And you don't even have to be a New York resident. So, for instance, I've had researchers in Florida that's Jeff O'Donnell and a gal in North Carolina. And another guy in Pennsylvania requested New York's voter rolls just so they could confirm the algorithms I found, which they were able to do using their own fresh draw from the state voter rolls.

So that would mean to me that anyone in New York could do that. Now, I seem to recall there was a fee for it. and that it wasn't that much. The fee for New York City's rolls is pretty high, but do keep in mind that the county rolls and the state rolls are not the same. They're supposed to be the same, but they're not. They do not agree with each other. But you can do that.

Now, a little party trick you can try once you get the rolls is anytime you're in a room of 20 people or more in New York, you're going to find that one of them is a clown, okay? Oh, I believe it. Normally when I test that out, when I've got the voter rolls in front of me and I'm on a conference like a conference like this and there's 10 or 15 people in the room, I'll check. And if somebody in that room isn't cloned already, one of their relatives is. Okay. We've got members of the assembly who have clones.

We've got one of the lawyers that I've encountered on the other side of this. He's a clone. There's a guy who's currently working on election integrity who not only is cloned, he's cloned. he's cloned five times and he's voted twice in three different elections based on the voter rolls. My feeling, he has probably no idea that this is being done in his name. And yet that's what the voter rolls tell us. And this is actually another interesting point. I'll just mention here is that we have all these issues with the voter rolls and they say,

oh, but that's a mistake in the voter rolls. And then we say, okay, let's get rid of the voter rolls. And they say, oh, no, no, they're really good. It's like, which is true. Everything is applied unevenly, and this is actually, in many ways, you see a lot of bipartisan pushback with extreme but reasonable measures like all this, which is why I tend to speculate and think that this is holding establishment people in place, in red, and reliably blue states, whether they are, it's all projection or not, whether those majorities are really there. substantial or not. I really just believe that, you know, every once in a while, I don't know. I just think that everybody's taking advantage of it. One thing I do want to say is kind of a parting statement here, I guess, and Marley knows this too because she was on these same calls. But we've talked

to various politicians about this. And normally they're very excited as long as they think it can be used to help their chances in their election. As soon as they realize it cuts both ways that you can, you know, the voter role issues can be used, it can be taken advantage of by either party. They completely lose interest. I remember one candidate up in the north and we were like, we've got these very serious problems in your area. And she was like, yeah, but I've got an election coming up. And I don't want to make the people at the board of elections mad at me because I'm questioning them, even though I know all these problems are there. I'm just going to hope that it works. And then what happens is sometimes, not always.

we'll hear back from the politician after the election and after they lose. And we're like, okay, now let's look into it. And I'm like, you know, it's kind of too late now. You should have had courage, you know, two weeks ago, not now. Yeah, I know, the courage. That's, I think we're lacking in courage these days. But not you, my friend. And I'm so happy to have you on.

And again, like I said, I'd love to have you on the future. We'll probably only just scratch the surface of your point of view on this entire investigation. But also the work that you do outside of this, which actually, you know, predates this is very interesting as well. And I'd love to have you on just talk about that sometime. It was really wonderful to talk with you. No problem. And thank you very much.

Have it. I know that you have an art site. You have a website of your own. Is there any place who'd like people to go check out your work outside of this? Oh, yeah. Thank you. If they want to subscribe to my substack where I write often about these kinds of subjects, it's Zarkfiles or substack.zarkfiles.com.

And that's the Z-A-R-K. Okay. Z-A-R-K files. And my art website is Pack-Art, P-A-Q-A-R-T-com. But the substack is the main place, and I'm also Zark files on X. Is that it right here? There it is. Okay, that's it.

I'll make sure I put this in the description of the episode. I'll drop it into the chat rooms right now. And again, Dr. Andrew, it's been great to have you on. This is a wonderful time meeting you. Thank you very much. It was nice to meet you, too, as well. Have a great night. Take care.

All right, everybody. Well, listen, we had this story on the record already. We've gone into it pretty good depth. But, man, what better than talk to the person who actually found the algorithm? Let me put this in the chat rooms real quick. There's the Zark files. I just put it in all of the chat rooms. Enjoy them.

I'll put it into the link of the description. Hold on. me actually send that to myself. What the hell you guys think about that? Hold on. Let me send myself an email. Hey, Frank. Put that in there. Great. Okay.

Well, okay. Well, what do you guys think? Give me a buzz. Real quick, though, we're going to take a very short intermission. 90 seconds. Don't go anywhere. I'm just going to get myself a little bit of water. That's all. Run over there, shuffle back over here. back. I want to hear from you. And we've got so many other weird stories to go along with the things that just don't add up. Okay? Some of it has been submitted by you. I have other questions, other theories. And then, you know, you just never know what's going to come through on the lines.

Sometimes nothing comes through, or at least nothing to write home about. But tonight I got a feeling. I got a feeling that things are boiling inside of you, deep within your loins. You're like, I got to tell Frank something. And this is going to blow his mind. Good. I can't. Can't wait for it. We'll be right back. No, whoops, we watched that afterward. It's only here. Here's a quick one. Welcome to intermission. There you go. Just enough time to get me some water.

All right. So listen, I've got to, let me get through your super chats. I'll leave the lines open. Then we'll just start dipping in, the in-between calls, dipping into these other things that I have over here. 914-200-0269. Would you think about that? Would you think about that? Hold on. There's the open line.

Bullish Jeffrey on YouTube. Thank you guys so much for the super chats, by the way. You know, every little bit helps over here, and I'm so grateful for the little bit that comes in. Bullish Jeffrey says, opossums and mere cats attack. How dare you? Damn opossum just popped up.

Cut me down in my prime. He got me, but I tore one of them bastard's eyes out. Richard Collard says, I hate this show. Me too. Me too. The hatred is just swelling. Roadtrip says Trump calls data centers his golden goose. Is that a Freudian slip? The messaging can't get any worse, I hope.

How much is he making off of the data centers? I don't know. Maybe one of our friends that does the file of the money stuff can let you know. I don't know. All I know is that I don't want the... things near me and that but I at the same time I'm not denying that data centers are going to be one of those things that you're going to need going forward into a future that is going to be more and more I mean look what we've already done.

Nobody thought that they were going to be doing their their banking online. Nobody certainly thought they were going to be doing their banking from their phone. You know, depositing checks from their phone. phone. So to think that we're going to just stop and freeze everything right here, you know where it's all going and these data centers, whatever the hell, all the power that they're going to suck. Whatever the hell happens, municipalities, local governments, people should be able to reject having these things pop up in their backyards. They should be able to reject it out of hand. It is their right. That is where the influence should flow. From the down, right on up to the top. There is a, what the hell?

There's one loser. A real loser. Who that fuck was this guy? I don't know. I don't know. Either way, I forgot about it. Let's take a call, shall we? 978.

Oh, Centino. How are you, man? Good. How are you going? I'm doing all right. How you been? Pretty good. Hey, listen, that was a great guest, by the way.

Thank you. Very good guess. Very interesting all of that stuff, but I really apologize. I got to get off topic because just a little, but it is show related because you said to call in with something that's been burning in your loins. Oh, boy. Yeah. No, no, no, no, no. Don't get nervous.

Don't get nervous. But blacked out brunette in the chat room. You remember your Mark Swan? It's funny, too, because I called after intermission. Remember the Mark Swan? what you call speedo dance there for your intermission. Yeah. Well, I had promised blacked out brunette.

I would make a video for you in a speedo for intermission, which you haven't done yet, so she's a little upset with me. So I'd like to make a promise to blacked out brunette, my right-handed guy. The next time I am in studio, I will do that intermission dance in a speedo, just for you, blacked out brunette. And I'm going to do it,

Maganelli style for Marty Lang's Beer League. Oh, boy. How happy for me and everybody else that's going to be in the studio when that happens. And how happy for Black Dout Brunette? Yeah, it'll be a one-on-one show. She's a nice young lady.

She is. She is. She's I always mixing it up in the chat rooms. She seems very, very sweet. And I apologize for getting off topic there, but... It had to be done. I had to address. it because I made this young lady a promise and I haven't kept it.

So I have to, what do you call, up it up a little bit for her since I didn't do the word she asked of me. Well, we'll see about a broadcast date soon. And thanks for the call, friend. Yes, sir. All right, take care. There you go. A lot of, a lot of, I remember one time King came down to hang out with me, Mike and Anthony.

It was probably around this time of year. Because we were all just, you know, we were like wearing jackets and fall jackets and stuff like that. We went to go eat at Outback Steakhouse in White Plains, had that brown bread. And then, and then, I don't know, we went to go have cheap cigars, and it was a great time. That was a long, long time ago. Let's take a call from Zoso, dude. What's going on, brother? Brother, Frank, that guy, that doctor was phenomenal.

I mean, now I know why I was black. filled for freaking 20 years. I mean, he just proved every last thing that I wondered about, you know, from from 2000s to 2020. I mean, I only registered to vote again after Trump got elected. So in 2020, that was the first time I had voted in 20 years because I thought maybe the tides had turned. But God, that dude was extraordinary, man.

Great, great interview. fascinating subject. Just incredible, man. Way to go. Oh, and one last thing, while I have the chance, if you have time tonight, there's a video you've got to play. It's called Pinky the Cat. It's like one minute long.

The cat video, the guy punting the cat earlier. I know you've seen this. It's some guy who an animal handler, and they're trying to give away this nice cat. And this cat goes from sitting on his lap to biting him in the balls. Oh, I know Pinky, right? Pinky's a cat. Yes.

No, yeah, this was their pet of the week. This is the best one, you're right. Yes, and it turns on them. It's the funniest video on YouTube. Dude, great, great show, man. Loved it. Thank you so much. Thank you, Zoe.

Are you doing any broadcast this week, weekend? Dude, the last two weeks have been living hell. I hand these guys the keys next week after final inspections. This is the first live show I got to see this week. I was here at 10 o'clock last night. Wow. It's been hell. But I give them the keys on the 23rd.

Then after about a week, I'll be going cross-country. So I hope to see you like October between the 7th and the 10th, maybe, somewhere in there. Really? Yeah. Okay. It's been a late start. Well, then hold on. Well, let me see here.

October 10th is a Saturday night. You sure you're going to be around on October 10th? Well, it'll be somewhere right in between, I'd say between the 7th and the 10th, I will be in the New York area. It's a little hard to dial in at this point. Okay. Once I'm on the road, I'll know better.

Well, get in touch with me because it's going to throw something your way. It might be interesting, but get in touch to me, okay? Perfect. All right, take care, man. Have a great one. Thank you so much. Pinky the Cat.

Yeah, this is, this is fantastic right here. Pinky. Hi, this is Pinky. Here's a 30 again. Hold on. Go. This is Pinky. He's a male.

Cat, domestic short hair. He's available for adoption. He's pet of the week. Placer County Animal Shelter. He's a very loving cat. Pinky. Pinky. Pinky.

Pinky. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. We got a wild cat on our hands. Tiki, settle down, bud. Careful cold. Oh, I love the box.

The box. Somebody get a catch ball. Yeah. Oh. Yeah. Catch a pole to get him. Yeah, because I'm not going to grab you. Oh, who.

Dude. How can he's cut up in there? Just connect it from the day. Ha. You got some back? No, fuck them. Just go. At that point, say, Pinky, go get hit by traffic.

Get out of here. Get out of here. This screaming is the best. I love when the lady comes in with the box and tries to just place it on telling what's the box. The box is going to absorb the cat. Oh, such good stuff. Oh, man, we're leaving. We're leaving behind some such good stuff.

9-18, you're on the air. Go ahead. Hey, Frank. I don't usually call in, but there's a little food for thought about the whole election thing. Yeah, who's this? They call me Rebel Nader on Rumble. I'm kind of a shit stir, if you know what I mean? But here's some stirring.

If, let's say our elections are completely on it, let's say we fix them. We still have a huge problem. They're still presenting us with the candidates on both sides. So if and they buy both sides just I mean if you want to win just bet on both sides, right? So they pay and they buy both sides. So that's we could that we could fix that but it's not going to change whether or not they are in control, right? I just thought that was some. It's an obvious thing.

That's a very big, you know, even if you if you clean everything up, you're still dealing with two major private organizations, the R&S, and the DNC, and of course there's a lot of overlap, and they both have vested interest in the spending and everything staying exactly the way it is. It is a time-tested multi-generational business at this point, full of legacy families and all that shit. So 100% you're right, but I don't have any, I wouldn't be able to pull this just out of my ass.

I'd need to do a little bit of, you know, reminiscing and some research, but there could be, you've, would not be able to really understand the impact they would have in other critical ways where third party candidates on county races, local races, because this is not just your presidential, the makeup of the Senate and all that stuff. We're talking about the makeup of state legislatures and everything else. I mean, there could be much more strong, you know, there could be very strong state side caucuses that form, you know, because, of these systems.

You know, and for examples, just forgetting about presidential races and all that stuff, a lot of local races, they come down to a couple of dozen votes to be able to decide what an

entire city, the makeup of an entire city council is. We're talking about shit like that. You know that better than anybody. Oh, I know. I know. Dude, over here, you want to hear something crazy and thank you for the call.

I like a little shit stirring. my town, my village, which is being built up like a city right now, they're going skyward in two square miles. It's ridiculous. My village is actually the test site. I've told you guys this before. We are the test site for something called cumulative voting. When Dr. Andrew was talking about all, you know, cloning people 25 times over.

And who knows how many of those votes were used for one candidate the other. all the same candidate or not used at all. The whole point here is that the capability, the capabilities exist that should not exist. And there's no way to know one way or another. So you can't allow that to stay, stay that way. My town has simply given each registered voter six votes each. We have a six-person town council, village council,

and our mayor, and every person in town who is eligible to vote has six votes at their disposal each. And they said that, I don't know why it was something that you could to be able to, something about disproportionate representation. I don't know if it's all that diversity is our strength nonsense. If it gets down to like ethnic makeups, I don't fucking know. But in my town, my village, you can give all your votes to. to one person. You can give all your votes to six people. You can get three, three, two, two, two, whatever the hell it is, it's so stupid. Because what happens in the end is it just comes out

being the same exact kind of voter turnout. It's just times six. And you know it's not six times the amount of people. It's so ridiculous. There's probably some, you know, I don't think like a criminal. I don't think like a criminal. So I don't understand what else. else can be done with all that, aside from the obvious, that, you know, one person can get themselves onto a town council by, you know, recruiting just, you know, like 50 people in their family. And all of a sudden, in a, in an election where only about 1,500 people go out to vote in a town of 32,000. So nobody's going out to vote. Imagine what that does where you only have to get.

all the members of your family tree to go out there and cast six votes a piece for you, and suddenly you're on the village council. And you've got to vote in all the overdevelopment that's going on. I don't know what the hell people are thinking. They're not thinking. They're not thinking. It's all very, very short-sighted. Anyway, let's move on to a couple other things.

So we'll go back to you guys. Bullish Jeffrey. Thank you so much again. Richard Collard says, I hate the show. Thank you. Road Trip. Thank you for that one. one as well. Jay Brits is I think I would believe anything Dr. Andrew tells me. He has that look.

I know. He's got a beard you can trust. All right. Over on Rumble, Dowell 76, I already put you and everybody else into the running. Remember, we're giving away two prizes in a little while. You still have some time to get in and support the show along the way. So I hope you do. Um, first one up. Oh, man, I really want an enchilada now. I really want an enchilada now, don't you? Don't you? All right, so here we have it. First thing, like you want to talk about things that don't add up.

I know you guys have probably seen Duel.com doing all types of shit. They get into all types. They're the gambling and fighting and all that. And they use a lot of extreme, fun, and controversial things to get attention. Have you guys seen the Freak Bob blackjack assaults that have been going on? This is insane. When I saw this, I said, you've got to let me know what the hell. What the hell does this mean?

You know, we just spent about 40 minutes discussing what happens when the House writes the rules in an election, maintains their own records and grades its own work. But fortunately, in this next casino, the House is not the most dangerous thing at the table. It is, you know, a SpongeBob who comes. I don't even know where they get the dealers from. Hold on a. second. I want to show you guys this. This thing is I'm waiting for it to reload.

Waiting for it to reload. We're waiting there. Oh, page unresponsive. It's 1998 again. I'll just take the URL. Did we get it? Okay, we got it. I don't know where they got this old guy here, but at some point in the middle of this, either he loses a bet or he bets wrong or the table

wins against the dealer, whatever the hell it is. And then you get assaulted by a guy in a SpongeBob costume who now goes by Freak Bob. And they get thrown. And you have to like fight him off and he tries to hump you. It's fucking, listen, I started seeing this shit. And I said, I need to know the backstory here. I need to know it. Here's another one.

This Asian guy, I think he played. He played at his own table. and he lost. And then this happens over here. What the fuck you tell me to go on for? Here goes. Dica, I'm shoving you through the... If you will watch this, and it's...

I'm fucking ready to you. And they... I'm fucking your shit up, man. You get this agent guy dropping N-bombs. he's been had that's it he's getting thrown

so I don't know I just want to put that out there I don't know if you can play that so maybe the most transparent system that we've discussed tonight that's probably the most transparent system freak bob pops out and gets anybody who has been trying

to screw with our elections oh man anyhow there's that thing here's another one for you The Cat in the Hat is now closing schools. This is from the Hindustan Times. Viral Cat in the Hat trend explained why schools are canceling classes

amid law enforcement warnings. A viral trend featuring AI-generated images of the cat and the hat has raised school safety concerns in the U.S. prompting increased security. So that right there is AI-generated. They want to let you know. A viral social media trend

featuring AI-generated images of the cat and a half from the 2003 live-action movie. That's Mike Myers, I think, has moved from an online prank to a school safety concern in parts of the U.S., prompting law enforcement warnings, increased security, and in at least one case, the cancellation of classes. The trend involves AI-generated images and videos showing the character in familiar neighborhoods or near schools. While some posts were initially shared as jokes, authorities say, newer versions have included the names of students, schools, and locations, raising concerns from parents and school officials. About whether or not this cat in the hat character is dangerous.

Obviously, it brings that very eerie vibe right there. What is the cat in the hat trend? Well, the trend centers around the version of the cat and the hat portrayed by Mike Myers in 2003. Users have used AI tools to place the character into photocon. and videos of real world locations according to reports. It appears to have gained traction outside the U.S. before sparking and spreading across social media. And it's freaking people to hell out.

Ireland's Wexford Garda addressed the trend in August saying the apparent sightings were the result of an AI prompt rather than the character actually appearing in people's neighborhoods. They were freaking out. That some psycho cat in the hat was in their... and their thing here. And, you know, everybody's always jumping in U.S. schools, so you can imagine what the hell is going on there.

But, you know, that's the other thing. It's another escalation of amusing internet nightmare to real world consequences. And this, of course, is fueled by AI. But the actual students in the schools triggering the warnings, like the closures and all that, that's all real. So how does a society respond when the difference between an AI prank or any other prank

and a genuine threat becomes impossible to determine? Because people are just, they're treating it. Some people are treating it like somebody got out of school that day. You used to have to pull a fire alarm, a bomb threat. I know now people are told are sent home school because it's going to be above 90 degrees. It's like, are you serious? You got sent home from school because of a hot day? Anyway, it's funny, but the real point here is that the internet can manufacture a lot of interesting things.

And that really predates AI or anything else like that. We can manufacture events that people treat as real in some serious ways. You know, Slender Man is a popular thing that we bring up from time. time. I don't know. The 2016 killer clowns that was a little bit more people just showing up and wanting to be the next one that is, that shows up. We had a strange little trend about a year and a half ago of ice cream trucks that were going around towns around like between 2 and 4 a.m.

You know? There's the man with a unibrow that people were reporting in their dreams. Huggy Wuggy. I got that one over here. I said, remember Huggy Wuggy. Huggy Wuggy inspired videos brings on warning from Lafayette County officials. This is back in 2022. Lafayette County Sheriff's Office is warning parents Thursday of a series of online videos inspired by video game character named Huggy Woggy. It says it starts with child-friendly videos and then it turns nightmarish. Which it seems like everything is there.

That's like everything these days. A nightmare in waiting. That's a whole bunch of other stuff. the things that just are born on the internet, manifestations from the internet, that whatever. Of course, you know, Lindsay Clancy being innocent is an internet manifestation as well. So there's there.

There's that. So I was throwing that out there and just seeing what you guys think about it. Has there been a cat in the hat siting in your town? Was it your child that was able to take a day off from work? All right, here's another one for you. Did you hear about this robot?

Vacuum? A man gets jail time for using a robot vacuum to record his cheating wife. A husband discovers that his wife is probably cheating on him. There is a strange toothbrush. There is something like that that he's around here. Let me see here. Recent reports a bizarre case of a scorned man who, after catching his wife cheating with another man,

used the footage to sue them both for compensation. Unfortunately, that same footage was then used against him in a countersuit for recording people without their consent. Okay? And he went to jail. This is one of the worst embarrassments I can think of as a man. Insane. The unnamed man and his wife married in 2021 and moved in with his parents.

They also owned a vacation home that they only visited during the holidays. In 2023, during one such visit, the man found a strange toothbrush, which raised suspicions about his wife's fidelity. Like, that is crazy that you're cheating with somebody's wife and you're taking your tooth. I got to bring my toothbrush. Like to take your toothbrush. After checking the surveillance footage from the parking garage, he noticed a man who had previously driven his wife home from work. When confronted, the man's wife denied any wrongdoing.

And he believed her. However, three months later, he accidentally discovered that she had indeed been having an affair. He was remotely, he had then remotely activated the home's robot. vacuum, the Roomba, I guess. The vacuum cleaner via its mobile application to surprise his wife by talking to her through it, but ended up catching her with her lover. Upon activating the vacuum cleaner's camera, the husband saw his wife in bed with the man. He had seen on the surveillance camera.

His instinct was to confront them immediately, but he kept his cool and decided to continue recording them as evidence in a subsequent lawsuit. The footage showed his wife embracing her lawyer. lawyer and walking around the house naked while the man sat on the sofa. Life of Riley. Just living the life of Riley. Now armed with the video evidence, the scorned husband took his wife and her lover to court, demanding about two million, whatever the hell it is in their country. Only $68,000 is compensation.

But the judge ruled that his recording of this extramarital affair, went beyond the boundaries of what is a reasonable expectation of privacy for everybody, even if they're doing something unethical, immoral, whatever the hell else, and that his actions were unjustified, and he got jail time for it. Under Taiwanese law, recording for disclosing another person's private activities or information without informing them, carried a sentence of up to three years in prison and a fine of up to 300,000 Taiwanese dollars. In this particular case, he was sentenced to five months in jail

and ordered to pay a fine of 150,000 Taiwanese dollars. So he's got to pay 150,000 Taiwanese bucks and sit in a cell for five months while his wife gets railed by the guy with no interruptions this time. Good Lord. Don't ever let anybody tell you that life is fair, kids. Actually, if you're a kid, you shouldn't be watching this or listening to me.

Ignore Uncle Frank altogether. We talk about weird things here. But one day you'll learn. One day you'll learn. Here's another one for you. We were talking about a guy went and painted his car plaid to make sure that he can confuse all the flock cameras.

Another one from Oddity Central, World's ugliest Hawaiian shirt was designed to make you invisible to AI surveillance cameras. is there it is right there it's one of the same kind of things that we had on the on the on the car actually so I don't know if it just makes you into a floating head or it just again it just it just makes it hard for the surveillance equipment to actually make connections as to what it's actually looking at I don't know I don't know okay the lines are open 914 200 oh 269 It's a Thursday night in paradise.

And tomorrow morning at 10.30 a.m. We will be together to do our coffee stream. I think for the after hours tonight, I might go, I don't know. Might go live on the drums. It'll be dealer's choice. Actually, no, it'll be players' choice. On the other side of the flip side. You guys want to do call in.

We can do music requests or we can do a very legit real pull. We can go and do some joy scrolling. But tomorrow will be great. And tomorrow night, ladies, and gentlemen. Become a sponsor of the show. If you are a sponsor on Patreon subscribe star, the members only page, the DMs unpilled. If you're on Twitch, you get into the discord in the cigars and brandy room. At the top of that is the password for the members only page. That's where you get all of your members only stuff. I try to make it a very easy way for so many people

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There's some really fun perks over there. I'm Patreon and subscribe star. So go check out the specialty stuff. Thank you. Here's one more thing. This was sent in from the Discord by Casey. There's an abandoned checkers turned Boston Market in South Philadelphia. that is transforming into an increasingly unhinged art installation.

It started with a rearranged sign that reads penis wigs for sale. And, well, there's more. So there is a Boston Shillelag, toupee's. I don't know what the hell that one is. Boston Merkin. I hope this never goes down. How to wig downtown. Step one.

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These are people with very good. Here, there's another one for you down in Philadelphia. The Boston Market, Twin Drive-Thru, Whole Hot Hog Girls. What's a hog girl? Whole hot hogs, everybody. At the Boston Market, come on, drive on through. Tell Sal his wig.

Tell Sal his wig is ready. Whenever the hell this gets tended to, and there's Bon Pincereo, whenever this gets tended to and it all goes away, this is going to be a very rich memory for a, you know, tight group of friends with a very, very obscure sense of humor. And I'm all for it.

I love getting stuff like this. If you have weird things like this from around the internet, please send it to the show for a little bit of spotlight. Please do so. What's this? Between this and the fake Burger King and Pittsburgh, we may be the greatest commonwealth of them all. What is this?

That's a fake Burger King? In what way? Oh, you know, there's such strange America. Strange America. Send me picks for strange America. What's going on near you? What are the strangest things near you that have almost become, well, not almost become,

have become part of local culture that nobody wants to touch. Leave it in place. Some odd artifact. Some weird story. Let me know about it. I would really like that. Anyway. that's all I got.

That's all I got for you. So the lines are open. I'm going to read through the last of these superchats, and then we're going to give out our prizes. Wichita Buzz says, here's for the coconut. Tommy, hold on, I better put a couple of these that I haven't gotten to yet. Wichita for the coconut.

Tommy Jekyll says, boo-hoo, no camera malfunction. Oh, hey. Camera malfunctions from time to time. but sometimes I just don't catch it. Silly boar says, hey, Frank, what's going on? Swickley. Thank you.

Lynn, Lynn sent a few gold pills in there. It's great to have you there. Lynn. Ambitz's scat says, happy Thursday, Frank, AC. Happy Thursday to you. Duda, man. Says, I'm out working, I'm walking my tortoise.

He's moving fast on a mission. I wonder where he'll take me tonight. You really have a pet tortoise? Do, man. I'd like to see that. I want to see what walking a tortoise is like. Nathan says, here's coconut coin for you. Well, yeah. Oh, you know what? I didn't even make the connection there, a coconut coin.

Dub Helix says, my first CD was West Side Connection. Bow Down from the junior high school black market in 1996. I got in so much trouble when my parents heard it. Yeah, that'll do it. I forget. I had to hide a couple of CDs from my parents just because they were, they're very dark uh Vesper says what was the what was the opening music for tonight's show I really like it

I'll drop that into the the after hours AltMod so I saw the buzz about the EBS sounds like more hopium that I'm I'm just done with man if we can get a handle on our voting system at a state level we need to organize and start running recall elections on every single person constantly

make it too hard to hold his hold this ground. That's what I'm saying about this. And I don't see, you know, there are people that will say, hey, what does it matter? You know, we're not the ones that are allowed to get people to go through. You know, you will, if you really think about how people, even, even, I don't know, someone who is able to make some kind of an organic run from time to time. Someone like a Ron Paul who was destroyed. I mean, obviously, you're fighting for media attention and media validation, that's a part of it. But you don't need the big media companies

to give you any kind of thing on a local level. And local is where it really lives and dies. If we're talking about traditional America, we're talking about real restoration of America. The thing that we got going for us is as long as we have some sort of an awakening and there is any kind of conscious awakening and there's any kind of attention paid to these voting systems,

then that allows us, first and foremost, to be able to take better control over our towns, over our towns, over our counties, over our sheriff's races. I mean, remember, those are the things that need to be prioritized. I mean, your sheriff, if you elect a big enough badass and you don't need a law enforcement background to be elected sheriff, you just got to just, I don't know, put your name into the hat and go and start campaigning. that is the real, real, that's the line. That's the firewall for a lot of these,

a lot of the overreach. If you had a good sheriff, you were not living like everybody else was during 2020 with the lockdowns. If you had a good sheriff, you were not living like everybody else. You know, and that's because that's your firewall. That is your, that's your officer. That's your constitutional officer.

That's your hall monitor, you know. And somebody with enough balls, they'll go to work. They'll go to war for you. Altmod, thank you so much. Sean Joe, thank you again. I put these in. Tommy Jekyll.

Let me just hold on. There's it to go. Empress bitch to you. Sean Joe, Sean Joe, Corey. Donkey Burger says, gift from the podcast land. Love you, Frank. Keep on chugging. Donkey Burger.

Podcast. I love talking to podcast land. You guys are great. Raven Mulberry says, I want an enchilada as well. I know. I haven't eaten. I was going to try to get myself through the rest of the night, but I don't know. Something tells me I want a...

Even if it's a diner steak. I think I want a steak. I don't know. Sentinel says, note, request for a greeting. Wishing Sentinel and Molly Arty a very happy 35th wedding anniversary this Sunday, September 6 in the Year of Our Lord, 2026. And I'm giving away Molly's art over here as first. prize. That's crazy.

So if he wins first prize, he's not getting that. Good for you guys. Good for you. And I hope you have a wonderful 35th. Diane Vee says, missed the show, but here and now, I'm going to watch it later. Good. It's going to great one, Diane V. A great one. J.R. at the lake. Thank you. Do drop. Hey, all. Put me in. Got you do. You're good. Rev.

Safety net. Amid this cat. And we are all caught up. Thank you guys so much. It's been a fantastic night with you all. Now let's see where the hell you're all getting it. All right. Where are you getting it and who's getting what? First one up. We're starting from the back and wiping to the front,

which is a horrible idea. But not tonight. The alien with the SpaceX patch. Who the hell's getting that first name up is Duda Man? Email me with your address so I can send it to you over the weekend. Who's getting the, Portrait of me from Molly Ardy. It's a beautiful portrait.

I have the full-sized one. It was for a birthday present to me. And now I have the copper and the silver. Here we go. Picking it again. And Alt-Mod. That's a first one. Alt-Mod.

Thank you so much. Who won Molly's big raffle, $500? That is Kenny Rick. Kenny Rick, Jr. So Kenny, Kenneth, Molly will be reaching out to you. Congratulations to you. He just won a red light mask and a whole bunch of new,

the neutropic cream or more of that, the natokinase, so it can start clearing up all those, you know, preventing clots and bringing your circulation down to a nice manageable level and your heart rate and your blood pressure and all that stuff. Well, guess what? The prize package for August is being duplicated for September. and that is it right there. You go to Ketobrains.com and you put in promo code September

or any of your, quite frankly, codes, and you are getting whatever stickers and magnets are still left over from last month. And then, of course, you're getting into the running over here. At the end of September, you're going to get this whole prize package. And everything you need to know about this right there, I appreciate you all so much. Thank you to our wonderful guest tonight.

and we're going to be taking this over to the flip side. I'm putting the link in the chat room. Everybody, enjoy yourself. Please make a health upgrading purchase over the weekend. And if you want some samples of keto brains, email me, frankly, quite frankly.com. It's on me. Send you a few packets.

You're going to love it. That's why I've spent so much money sending it out. I know you're going to like it. And I can't live with it. I refuse to live without it. That's all. Thank you, guys. Have a good one.

And I'll catch you on the flip side. The link will be in, The chat room. Now, did I... Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. I'm not doing it on purpose. I'll catch you on the flip side.

That's it, and thank you so much again to Badlands. I love Thursdays. I really do. It's great to have you all here. And I'm looking forward to tomorrow morning. I'm looking forward to tomorrow night with the film club. Get in on that watch party. It is real amazing.

And so many more movies to watch together. So I'll see you guys soon. And thank you to all the super chatters who support me. We need it. We're a very small operation, but this is a wonderful audience, and I've been able to do a lot with a little. And I'm forever in your debt. I really am.

Thank you all so much. Talk to you soon.