Badlands Media - SITREP Ep. 171: A Stubborn Suppressor, a Fake Galactic War, and Mattis’s Mail Call

Episode Date: October 16, 2026

CannCon and Alpha Warrior keep it loose on a Thursday night, opening with Alpha's flat-pack table build and CannCon wrestling with his suppressor live on air after their last episode came down from YouTube over firearm talk. They get into Florida's bump stock law and the FRT trigger, the SBR gray area now that the Form 4 tax stamp is gone, and Jim Caviezel's new movie Ghost Soldier. Alpha reads a Fox News headline warning that the next war could reach U.S. soil, ties it to troops at the border, the cartel terrorist designation and the Golden Dome, and lays out his theory that a staged galactic war will unite humanity once the Deep State is gone. CannCon tells the story of talking with Boone's wife at an event without realizing who she was, and the chat weighs in on whether he remembers fans at GART. Later they cover Lance Cpl. Winder Perez surviving a live RPG round lodged in his leg, a corporal's ribbonless dress blues, the USS Abraham Lincoln's homecoming, and Alpha's memory of General Mattis sending two CH-53s full of mail to his unit in Iraq in 2003.

The badlands, you're out of the badlands. Explain those badlands. That's a hell of their name. Ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to sit rep. Alpha, how you doing, man? I can't get used to your new background, bro. I don't have the green screen up right now just because I was coming in a little bit late. So I was building something.

I feel cheated. You were building something? That was building something. What are you building? Well, I was tempting to feel. something, a table. I was attempting to build a table. Are you, are you a handyman like that? I, I consider myself a handyman, yes. Carpenter? Nope, nope, no, not, not that. No, if you make the pieces, I can build it, but I can't make the pieces. Oh, so did you like buy a table and you're

assembling it? Oh, putting that bad boy together. I'm picturing you out there like buying stakes and posts and like plywood and cutting it. And, No, okay. Give me pieces on a diagram. Gotcha. Okay. That's fair enough. That's not.

And I'm notorious for instructions. Like, if I call you over like, like, I can see that. Like, I'm not going to mention any names, but somebody that I cohabitate with is like, will me help you? So I'm like, yeah. And then they like, like, like, you know me, bro. I'm OCD. So like the screws are over here.

The pieces are over here, right? That the numbered labeled sides have to go up. And like, when people start moving it around, I get like, So I'm like, you go do something there. And then it gets to build it, man. So it was fun, though. It's fun. And if it's still standing tomorrow, then I did it right.

Yeah. When I get those kinds of things that you have to build like that, I'm the guy that like I get like four steps in. And I realized like I did something backwards or I missed a screw somewhere. Well, look, you got some retarded Asian dude that's trying to put together. an English instruction book. So, you know, it's even when you look at the pictures, you're like, so what I do is I go through the entire instruction thing, like page, page, page, page, so I know what's coming. And then when I get to a piece and it looks a little bit complicated,

I look like the next page or two pages over to be like, okay, I'm supposed to be seeing this if I do it right. Because and that's when you'll learn that, yeah, the retard that made this thing wasn't clear so that's uh yeah i'm the like i said i'm the guy i get like three steps down the road and i'm like shit i completely messed up this step or something and then i'm like you know what 10 years ago i'd have been like fuck it just keep pushing but now now i'm like all right i got to go back and do it the right way and it'll be something like aesthetic it'll be like the the way it looks or something like i don't care how this looks bro if you know you made a mistake you stop it there you don't keep making more mistakes.

Well, you don't realize because it'll like, okay, so like say you're building a table and they'll be like, okay, you put the leg on and you put this angle bracket in there and you put the screws in and you're like, okay. And then it has you go off to like the divider in the middle, right? And you start working on that. And then like five steps later, it'll have you go back to the leg because somehow the leg incorporates now into the divider. And you're like, motherfucker, I messed up the leg.

And so then you have to go all the way back and redo all this shit. We were doing that. So the e-bikes that me and Christy or that I bought for her, for us, for our anniversary, we were putting those together and we were doing them at the same time because it's the same exact bike. And again, it's, it's, you know, China shit, right? So the instructions are not very clear. And I mean, what's that? There's a lot of stuff now that's having made in the USA.

Now, it's at least labeled that way. Now, you know, it's a step in the right direction. But there was like this table supposed, this table says made in the USA. But there were some screws in there that I was like, they, them's ain't some USA screws. Like them some Japanese screws, bro. USA screws. Listen, if it's American, that shit won't bend. Like if it's American, that thing is solid.

It's it's built like a rock. It's built like Americans, right? That's why everything is so damn expensive. The major screws, right? It's, it's like, how do I strip it? I barely twisted the damn thing in the strip. You know what I'm the worst at? What?

When I get those things, like those, when I get those kits where you have to assemble it, I keep all the tools. Like, you know how now they give you like all the tools for it? I keep them all. It's not your fault, bro. I do it too. I do it too. And check his help, bro. My cousin.

10,000 Alan Keys laid around that. My cousin, bro, he's a Marine. He's the same shit. You know why we do that, bro? It's the Marine Corps. Because they never give us shit. So when we get something, we're like, I might need this like two years from now. Or like, you know, no, something in this table is going to get loose.

And I'm going to need this tool. I better hang on to it. So I would, I would, if we were at the old house, I would have showed you. but there's a little desk drawer on this table that i sit at and right here in this drawer bro was six different size allen keys bro even the one that looks like a little tea all that right there did you break something yeah yeah i did what my suppressor how you break a suppressor i don't know it's this goes back to the instructions yeah right i guess i should have read those I don't know, but here's the thing is it's it's loaded.

And so trying to. Oh, there we go. I'm load trying to. Don't you miss with that if it's loaded. What's that? I said, don't miss with the suppressor if it's loaded. Well, that's what I'm saying. I'm trying to clear it so that I can take it off because, you know, that's that's the American made shit, man. So we've come a long way, dude. Last show, we had to take it off of YouTube

because, uh, you know, Alpha and I got carried away and we had some firearm shit that we were talking about and, uh, apparently you're not allowed to do this. do that on on youtube still like you're not allowed to talk there's a box that's on there you can't show them we couldn't find it we were looking maybe it's maybe it's when you set it up because it's in the advanced settings where it says did you show firearms did you do this it's one where you were you where you you you know you agree to different things did you show product it's in that it's on that page well i don't know man i'm i'm having all sorts of fucking hard times right down right now so i'm just going to leave that alone don't deal with it after the show and hope nobody don't blow

toe off. Hope nobody breaks into how, dude, I've seen so many videos lately where like, I don't know why like, it's in an algorithm for me, like guys fucking around with their guns and like they shoot themselves. Like, how stupid can you be? Bro.

Listen, I'm going to be racist. Oh, God. Real quick. But 90% of those videos, they was, they was darker melatonin, bro. They were black. Dad, da, da, da, da, pow. Yeah. like bro dude's pulling an a r pistol out of his pants and like as he's pulling it out he's like like

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The realm will know it's Victor. This thing is going to drive me freaking crazy, bro. Is, just render it safe? It's safe. I've got, you know, everything's out. I'm good on that. So what is it that? The, it, I don't know.

I don't know. It doesn't want to disconnect or doesn't want to connect? I don't know. I'm going to put this down for now because it needs my undivided attention, and I can't give it my undivided attention right now. But yes, I did clear it. So there is the one that was in the in the, in the pew tube. A little miniature Pepsi can for those watching on YouTube.

Little miniature Pepsi can. No, we're allowed with a little copper wig. Oh, oh. I think you're allowed to show that. I think that's okay. Of course, there's nothing wrong with showing little miniature Pepsi cans with the copper wig. That's like saying it's a powder fired nail gun. There you go.

Powder activated nail driver. They'd probably get sensitive over that too. But no, no, let's walk through this. Let's walk through this real quick. What is the issue? It doesn't want to reattach. It doesn't want to detach. No, so it separated when I went to unscrew it from the threading.

It actually separated the inside tube on the suppressor. and so now it's hanging over the threading and like an o ring or what no it's not an o ring but it's uh i need you know what i need is i need a pair of pliers no you don't go to the pliers until you see what it's supposed to look like so there's a there's a ring that is uh supposed to be locked on right here well listen it's better to happen now instead of at the firing range well there's Pepsi cans going through it Yeah, that's for sure. I mean, I know how to make it safe, so it would have been okay. But anyways, yeah.

What if it would have happened in the process of you launching Pepsi cans? That could have been a catastrophe. Jixir says don't buy cheap suppressors. That's an FN 9TI. It's definitely not a cheap suppressor. Definitely not a cheap suppressor. There's probably a video that says FN, what did you say it was, an FN? 9TI.

FN. 9TI. It's probably a video that says, you know, inner tube detached ring and or walk you through what you did or what they did. No, no, I'll figure it out. It's just, so there's a- You can't leave us all curious. Like, well, this right here locks so that it doesn't like vibrate off. And I think when I did it, I didn't unlock it. And so I was actually screwing the inside threading off of the buffer on the inside of the can.

So I'll just go back to my silencer co because I got one from my AR too. I went nuts. Bro, like we this was such a huge week in firearms. I mean, we were on the show Thursday and we were talking about the FRT trigger, which I found out by the way is illegal in Florida. So I got to get rid of it. Is it really? Yeah. Yeah. That's it's such a crock of shit.

Like it's legal in so many states and Florida, which is supposed to be one of the best gun states. But we after the Marjorie Taylor, Marjorie Taylor, Marjorie Stoneman Douglas, I was going to say Marjorie Taylor Green. After the Marjorie Stoneman Douglas shooting in, what was it, 2018, I think, they passed a law in Florida that you're not allowed to use any trigger. Well, it's a bump stock law, right? But here's the crazy thing. They define a bump stock as anything that makes the weapon fire faster than capable.

Even if it has nothing to do with the stock. Even if it has nothing to do with the stock. That's chicken shit, bro. And so it's a real gray area. I was at the range over the weekend talking to my guy there. And he was saying that it's not tested. It's a gray area. But the way that the law is written, it's not good at all.

He said I would not want to be that test. Like there's a gray area right now with SBRs because SBRs are now, you don't need the form four. So I asked, I was like, what would happen if I took the pistol. brace off of my AR pistol and put a regular rifle stock butt stock on there. And that's literally the only difference between an AR pistol and an SBR. And he's like, well, you got to check your state law, but you should be okay. Because in Florida, it says that SBRs are illegal because they're illegal federally. But now if federal, if ATF is saying that you don't need a form four anymore, because the only way that they made them illegal,

before was that you had to have the tax stamp in order to buy one. You had to have the tax stamp, which, you know, led them to the background checks and all that. Well, now that they're not requiring the tax stamp and you can buy it normal with a, with a normal form 4473, do you need to do a form for a weapon that you already own if you're going to make it in SBR? Jessica says, no showing guns tonight. We're not, no, no showing guns tonight. Nope, just Pepsi cans with copper haircuts. Copper Pepsi cans. Some people call them bullets.

What? Never heard of that. I know about freedom seeds. Freedom seeds. What about, you know, here's something. Have you seen the trailer for the new Jim Cavizel movie? The like things like, is it ghost or soldier ghost or something?

It's sick, bro. No, pull it up. Are we allowed? Well, we can't. We can't because we're on the. The commie, too. We're on the video with the red with the red rectangle and a white in a white triangle. So we we can't.

I'll tell you guys this though. If it's here, I'll tell you what it's called. That I can definitely do that. Uh, ghost soldier. If you guys haven't seen the trailer, it's the, it's a new Jim Coveeasel movie, um, but it's called ghost soldier. And this thing looks. Damn, man. I want to show.

We'll show it at the end of the show. Well, we'll say good night early to YouTube and we'll show it then because it's, I tell you, bro. if there's one thing we're addicted to it's war he's this i've got so i've got the i've got the can back on but look so it's weird now like this look okay hold on hold on oh i see what you're doing now all right there we go i'm doing something stupid here man he said i'm on the other side of the fucking country and he's like look it's it's down here because we can't show but just look let me see what he's what he's doing guys hold up

now careful don't do that lefty so lefty see it's it's breaking from there first so if I have I'm getting up the he went he went and bought himself

some knock off of that FN and ain't an FN one of some cheap as Japanese shit that's an FN mother foe I was addressing the chat somebody in the chat was this like oh it's cheap and I was like no it's legit it's definitely it's

definitely legit. No, it's definitely a legit suppressor. But anyways, um, okay, so I, I promise we'll get to a show. This happened like as I was. If it comes around in the camera, I'm still ducking. You won't know. Chixir says Chinese crap. Definitely. No, it's made in Columbia, South Carolina, actually. Lindsay Graham's backyard. Oh, Columbia, South Carolina. is in columbia saukalana oh man it's some factory that's got dragons fucking chopsticks all right let's um let's smash that thumbs up if you have not done so i i don't know why you would i mean this just the show i did three shows today and i'm i'm not going to lie

i'm like not all that prepped out so i'm just we're going to wing it Fuck it, we'll do it live, right? We'll probably, we'll probably put the, we'll probably put the, uh, the link for you guys to join the show and talk some shit. This is keep making fun of the Chinese. We're going to be at war with them here in about 18 months. We're not going to be at war with the Chinese. Oh my God.

With the portion of the Chinese, God, not 18 months. You were like hoping on everything except that. You're a such a hard dumer on that. Listen, we, all right, hold on. That was at the gym. with mama bear right actually we've been off for almost a month so i got my little a little bit of my beard gut came back right little pudging the face but between being sick and guard and the move and all that so we got back to there today and we're just we're just throwing weights around

and then my watch goes off it's a fox news headline right and let me find out i'm gonna get i'm gonna let me get the headline because i want to read it i'm gonna see if i can read it as it came in because I was just like, ha ha ha, oh, I was the, don't talk dirty to me, Fox News.

Don't talk dirty to me. I'll get to tell you what this said. Hold on. While you're looking that up, do you know what I just did right now? Broke it. No. I texted my wife.

Can you bring me pliers? This is going to drive me fucking crazy, bro. I got to, I got to figure out why this is happening. Because like, so it's a, it's a screw on,

right? but it's it's it's not releasing from the barrel it's actually releasing from the insides of the can you shouldn't have to use pliers i know i shouldn't but i might have put it maybe i put it too tight on here bro it's it's it's a it's a defective silencer suppressor take it back to the store and said hey i know you know a lot of us we're going to come by some shit but you gave me one of the knockoffs So here's your knockoff and give me back one of the legit ones. Right. And then one of two things is going to happen.

He's like, he's going to be like, I got you. Bro, I got you. Hold on. Right. He's going to give you a new one, give you a 10% off coupon, right? Or what's going to happen? He's going to be like, no, dumbass. What happened is you were doing this and this came off and this is how you fix it.

And then you have a learning moment without breaking it. I'm too stubborn for learning moments. I mean, I can literally take this thing apart. down to the last little tiny screw and I'm and and and here I am struggling with a fucking can like I I can take this thing apart down to the bare frame take the trigger assembly part now I can't put it back together just because you can doesn't mean you should I agree with that here's the Fox News headline okay so I'm gonna tell you bro all right this this sit rep right So I hope you guys ain't fucking sensitive with language, right?

Oh, man. This thing came on my watch, right? The headline. I'm right there with Mama Bear. We're throwing weights. And I saw this headline. Bro, got a chubby, dude. I was like, yeah, fucking don't tease me.

Here's the headline, everybody. America's next war could reach U.S. soil. Top Army General Warrens. General Christopher Le Neve or Le Neve, the Leve, L'A, L.N. EVE says decades of assumptions from global war on terror no longer hold against modern threats now do I think we're talking conventional war makes it to our soil no not a fucking chance I fucking wish at least you have that going for you I wish right I wish but here's the thing

here's the thing this goes all the way back to January of last year President Trump tells us within the first week that border shut down I don't remember the exact number of somewhere between 93 and 96 percent right he says just shut down right no more beaners coming over here and then he keeps deploying more army and he keeps deploying more and more and more and so i'm i'm like why's the fucking dude keep sending troops down there if he already said and then this by this as a second or third week he's like we're 99 percent shut down now we don't got beaners we don't got Haitians we don't got chinks like you fucking he went after everybody right so i'm like all right good solid but then he keeps putting more troops and i'm just like all right fucking the math ain't

mathing right here you're telling me that all the illegals can't come into this country and we now have the the largest u.s military presence at the southern border in the history of our country so then that's when it clicked bro as a fucking boss knows something he knows that there's a threat that exists and this dude is he's still talking border but he's putting his troops down there and he's getting the wall up in a hurry and what and what do we learn even recently we're using you know a military flock version that's on our wall we got drones that's there we're hiring fucking customs and border patrol like we hire cops like they're taking listen I'm hearing they're taking some people that are just like you know had a little rough childhood but they're squared away now so he they're

hiring these guys like crazy so they want the numbers up what and then you know you know it. It don't look any different than when you held it up 15 minutes ago. No, this was not attached. The insides here, threading around here, that unscrewed from the inside here. So there's a, there's a buffer right here. You see the two different shades of black around there? Yeah, I see the two different shades of black on this flute, on this flute, you're showing me. On the flute, on the flute, it goes, it goes, when you blow like, you. that yeah it's a broken flute sounds like that but it's okay anyways I'm sorry keep going I'm sorry no you're good I'm so happy that you this would have drove

me effing insane bro so so anyways I'm like there's something going on then it clicks right there's there's a threat that he knows we got to use the utilize a military for and then at the same time all the shit's going on he designates the cartel as foreign terrorists so he could use the department of war against us I'm like all right I see I see what this dude's doing. I'm like, fucking Trump is slick, bro. And then, and then I end up getting something from boom. And we've talked about it, right?

A certain book that's going to be coming out here in the near future. And there's a portion of this that addresses a certain country that likes dragons and shit, right? But the part that it talks about isn't your conventional warfare. it's a different kind of warfare, not information warfare, like legitimate, it's kinetic, just different type of kinetic. So when you put what Trump's been doing at the border with our troops, designating the cartels as foreign terrorists, using our military to blow them up, you take into consideration this book that's going to be released probably pretty soon, right?

I would say the early portion of next year. And then you get Fox News coming out and saying a general says, you know, there's probably a war that can reach our stuff. And then there's this push for the Golden Dome. Bro. This fucking go. Is it aliens? Are we going to be fighting aliens?

Because that's our, that's our theory. Aliens is just the unifying conversation because it's an enemy for all of humanity. Aliens is going to be used to once the deep state's gone. And everybody's like, everybody got trust issues, you know, you know,

and all that. Like, oh, fuck, trust government, right? Like some of you black pillars are like that. This is what's going to be used to be like,

hey the fucking Cleons are coming for all of us and then everybody's going to be like all right now we're all we're all team we're all team earth right and then that will kind of slowly build the trust back in each other and we'll be like all right the sovereign alliance thing really is legit oh look we really do respect each other's borders oh our elections are free and transparent oh look we're not doing color revolutions anymore like it actually really happened dang i wish i wasn't a dumer and a black pillar and then everybody's going to be unified for the space war and then they're going to tell us that we sent some rocket out there and there's going to be some cgii where we blow up a bunch of fucking kleon ships that never happened and we're we're like we fucking won the galactic war and then it'll be back to fucking business as normal where we trust our governments we trust each other the fucking church isn't full of pedophiles and we're good oh clip that shit in 10 years and 10 years he'll be like how this motherfucker no clip it clip it what tell me what i said war is what takes down the deep state? No, the deep state will be done already. The

galactic, the fake galactic war. That's one, that's, that's going to be the time that I subscribe to faking game. When, when the galactic war happens, that's what's going to be used to be like, oh, it's like it's, like it said, team earth. Because once the deep state's done, we're still not going to, we're all going to be like, no, fuck the government. We don't trust them and be like, no, I don't trust China. I don't trust Russia. You got to have something that brings all of humanity together. And that's why it's going to be some fake space war.

Buck, Philly says, I blacked out for a second. What did Al just say yeah i'm in the same boat as you i just i just told you guys what the next 15 years looked like and you guys weren't fucking paying attention it it all ends with our government is fantastic we trust our government our elections are safe the pedophiles are gone and the churches are all cleaned out and they're good now like the catholic church you were listening bro yeah i was listening i was listening and um and uh i was i was trying to be polite and respectful and uh you know tell me that's not a plausible theory. Being retarded never stopped anyone from being a good neighbor. I'm just throwing that out there man. Clip that clip that and put it in the bad lines archives and then somebody set an alarm

for 10 years and people are going to be like fucking alpha new man. He knew we should listen to him. He was always right about everything else. We should listen to him. I'm down for an alien war. I'm down for an it's not going to be an alien war. That's that's what's going to be fake. the whole point of the alien war is to bring humanity together it's literally it's the fucking storyline from independence day it's gonna be like project like blue bean no they probably have some like biologic like aliens they created that we're gonna end up smoking and like we'll see them here and you know wrap its finger around you know you mean like you mean like we'll see like youtube videos and like yeah like posts with videos of it and like

We'll be like, oh, look, this war is totally real, just like the Ukraine war that's going on now and the Iran war that's going on now. Just like that. It's that we won't have the other information of people that we personally know that are in these places where they're sending stuff and collecting stuff. It'll be absent of that. And so we won't have any independent verification. But we're going to be so happy. Nobody's going to care. We're like, we're beating the aliens.

Yeah, I don't know, man. I don't know. I like your thinking. Did you see? Magrvator is team out on this one. So there's two of us right there. They're going to be like, we told you guys. We told you guys.

Mags is waiting for Jesus. Now that I will stand by. I will wait on that all day. What's that? No, yeah. That's the ultimate piece right there. Can you imagine, man. So I believe in God, right?

Can you imagine like Jesus is up there right now and he's just like, he's watching sit rep right and he's just like and looks at his father and he's like you made he made these guys you made one of these guys a genius the other one can't even take care of his gun you have a gun too shay fucker that was good that was good that was good that was good better than your packers let's man the the the the seahawks playing the right now they're 3-7 I think last I saw Broncos were ruin the game for me you're gonna go back and watch it yes oh well it's 3-7 right now so I knew that so you have to know that all right now I gotta know who's winning uh the broncos I think are up right now um oh it's 14 3 it's uh 14 3 Denver yeah it's 14 I'm looking on sleeper so that's the only way I know my whole team's fucking injured still i have like like three guys on my team did you forget

to check your roster yes dude i got montgomery out uh sidique is questionable i picked him up and he got hurt in the game that i picked him up to fill in for jackson lamar jackson's questionable Reese Hall is still still Chase Brown's on a buy and so I'm going to sub him out

with Chuba Hubbard Jamar Chase is on a hot buy for me it's just it's shit man it's shit man Facebook posted boom was in Gitmo

no Boone is not in Gitmo I'll tell you what man if there was one person that I wish you know they had fake their death and they were still alive

it'd be boom man. Fuck yeah. Like you're talking about a guy that's like needed right now. That's a guy that's needed man. You need you need so many people to fill his shoes. I went to, I was telling you this off air, but I'm not saying now.

I went to an event a couple weeks ago. And I didn't know what the event was. I was invited by, by my boss at Gateway to go. And so I went. And I mean, Christie was dressed nice, but I was wearing jeans and like a long sleeve like scales fishing shirt and a backwards

badlands hat and everybody's in like suits and everything else and I'm like oh shit I'm that guy fortunately there were quite a few people there that knew who I was so I felt like I'm okay you know like like I'm I'm that guy right I'm the guy that's in character right if only I had my hoodie on but this woman comes up to me and like when people are coming up to you you know like when we go to guard events right you never expect somebody to talk that we know through bad lands to talk to us about our personal life. Like, you know, like somebody that we know outside of this realm. And so this woman comes up to me and I'm already hard hearing.

I have, you know, all sorts of issues because of the, you know, the PTSD and everything else. So like, I'm hard hearing. And this woman comes up and she's like, hey, you know, I forgot what she said, but she said something about, oh, Janine said you were going to be here. And I'm thinking like, well, there's, there's this, you know, this person that watches Badlands that's down here in Florida that's named Ginny. And I'm like, maybe, maybe she's talking about her. And I'm like, oh, well, it's, you know, nice to meet you and all this stuff. And then like, it didn't realize, it didn't dawn on me until, like,

we were on the drive home where my wife goes, I thought you would have been like a more receptive to Melissa. And I'm like, who? She goes, Boone's wife. Oh. And I was like, oh my, like, because I've never met her before you didn't you didn't recognize her I didn't recognize her and I didn't realize that she was saying jeanine a very good friend of mine you know that lives down here and it it didn't hit me and so I immediately messaged her and texted her and was like I am so sorry I did not realize that that's what you were saying I thought it was somebody else you were talking about and I didn't and I felt so fucking bad because I you know I just I wanted to give her a hug man like all the hell that she's been through over the last year

year and that that never that never would have happened and that never would happen to me because you know everybody comes and talks to me I treat them with respect and give oh god I was it doesn't have to be someone that I know can't you know like if somebody comes up to be like bro I already feel shitty enough and you're just gonna throw me under the bus I'm just I'm just saying I mean that you just told everybody that like listen you're gonna somebody I don't know like you just come talk to me let me give you seconds and move on your way like you guys come talk to me I'm not an asshole like that. Like I'm going to you're investing your time the most the most volume of never in a million years you would never in a million years correlate your personal life

in in that realm like if somebody went to Gart right and was like so and so said you'd be here without adding the context of anything else you would never correlate your personal like somebody you know in your personal life. I wouldn't have to I would just have a heart felt conversation with a stranger man. No I talk we talk. We talk. but I just didn't know. It just didn't rise to the level where you were like emotionally invested in it because you didn't know them. You got to know them to be emotionally invested. No.

Like I would have. You just told us that. You can't say no. Oh my God. If you guys come to a garden, you come up to talk to me like I'm going to make sure that when you walk away, you're going to feel like you're valued and respected. Don't go talk to Kankon because you're going to walk away and feel like shit. You're going to feel like complete and total shit if you come talk to me. I already feel bad enough about that and you're already and now you're stirring the shit.

I'm just, I'm just, you're such a dick, bro. Come on, break your character. Listen, I didn't, I didn't say the part that I wanted to say. I was like, I'm going to hold back on that. I'm going to hold back on that part. You must have heard my comment about you this morning. No, I didn't. You're going to have to tell me.

I did say I would say it to your face. So I will say it to your face. This morning, Ash was like, I don't know how to fill in for Alpha. Like, do I have to like do anything or anything? And I said, just abandon all your principles that you've held on to for the last six years. And we laughed. And I was like, I would say this to Alpha's face because it's a joke that we have going on. Such an asshole.

Listen, listen. If the audience doesn't know, I am, I would lay down my life for the Constitution. hands down. I would lay down my life for the president. Except for China. You would throw it out for China. No, no, I wouldn't. What I'm willing to do, what I'm willing to do is if we get to the point where there's nothing left to do, except things that are possibly unconstitutional to win, I will do whatever it takes to win. Oh, man. Listen, listen, I'll stand before my creator and be judged, but my kids aren't going to grow up to be slaves.

Ain't going to happen. That's not going to happen, period. So yeah, you know why it's not going to happen? Because there's guys out there like me who don't have to have people that are popular to talk to us. And we're willing to go out there and, you know, lay waste to the enemy no matter what it takes. Just saying. I'm going to leave it up to the chat. Do you guys want us to open up the show and have guests come on or do you guys want to go through some freaking, I don't, I get some. Hold on. I got to respond to Larry. Larry just asked a very important question. I don't, don't. Larry 5673 says, Alpha, if we make it to Gart, would you introduce us to Kankan? So he'd talk to us. Yeah, I would do that, Larry.

I would do that. I'd be like, Kankon, this is Larry 5673. He's an audience member of us. Okay. I'd be like, I don't know any Larry's back home. I got you, Larry. Find me first. And listen, folks, you've been warned.

If you go and you talk to Kankon first, you're going to walk away like fucking self-esteem. team's going to be completely destroyed. But like that, just be like Larry and just come, talk to me, bring a drink ticket with you. And then after that, I'll go introduce you to CanCon. Somebody in the chat better stand up for me, man. Somebody that's been to a Gart that knows that like I. What the crazy part is there's probably two or three people in the chat are like, yeah, he fucking did that to me. At, you know, at the Gart, you did that.

If you went to a Gart and you talked to CanCon, and you walked away with he had no clue who i was let us know like now's the time that we have we have what's what's the word i'm looking for not that sanctuary when we can't get in trouble there's there's a word for it you got uh amnesty yeah this we get amnesty for the next 10 minutes folks if if cancom made you feel like shit about yourself now's the time to say it now's the time It's an intervention. It's an intervention. That's what it is right now.

Don't forget what he said about me this morning, you guys. So don't feel bad, okay? He said, I abandoned my principles. So just let it fly and don't hold back. There we go. Schisler says, I've talked to Kankan, and he is very nice.

He was with his parents in Cocoa Beach. Who said that? Sheisler. That's probably your sock account. It looked like you were typing right now. My hands have been under my arm. Someone else besides Schisler say that. My arms have been crossed.

No. You're here you were that was you Shise. No, this is me This is me in the chat. I'm still under my my own account. So there we go. NC gal says I'm Canccon's biggest fan. There you go. Ncgals OG man like since day one She probably is your big listen

NC is an OG and what we just learned NC is that if you were to go to Garden, Florida you would be talking to CanCon and then you'd get a message while you're you know you didn't know that was you and see like that's exactly so you're his biggest fan but he don't know you all right you know you are getting destroyed freedom one one four or five says i've seen can con talking on look it scrolled down i've seen can con where to go put his arm around

many people while talking on camera at the dinners great smile to uh denise ann says i've not been to a garret yet but my friend claire went and had y'all sign a shirt for me and she's said Brian knew who I was. I did. That is true. And I also think I think I said I wrote like GoPack Go or Cowboy suck or something on there. So there you go. Steve, Steve over there on YouTube says, you're wrong, Alpha. I met Brian in Michigan at Prisky's Fruit Stand and he was the nicest guy. He didn't know me or my wife, but was very cordial. Steve, let me ask you this, Steve, are you a bigger guy? you kind of look intimidating because he was probably in self-preservation mode are you watching the youtube chat yeah oh is that where it was okay i remember friskeys that was the bill bailey uh that was

the event i went to is he a bigger dude does he look tough um no oh so you just he do gives you compliment now you call him a bitch no he just i just asked you does he look tough and strong and you said no i know you said he's a bigger guy and does he look tough and does he look tough I don't recall. I met a lot of people at that event. I don't recall specifically. But I do remember. Steve sounds like a strong name. So I just figured Steve was a strong guy. Bro, that place has this. He totally robbed them of that right now. Dude, they have this apple cider. Like, it's an apple orchard.

Friskees is an apple orchard. It is an apple orchard, right? Steve, just correct me if I'm wrong. But, dude, it was like, their cider was, oh, my God. You could just, like, sit there and, like, drink bottles of, like, cold, soda cider like apple cider soda whatever you know you guys are both an apple orchard so maybe Steve is strong strong men though that's where the event was that's where the event was

I can't find the experience the last six years of tyranny yeah I experienced the last six years it hasn't been six years been like three and a half for what tyranny I would say the you know the the

the last year Trump's presidency, you know, felt a little bit like it because of COVID and all that shit that was going on. I wouldn't call it tyranny, but I could get why people would would add that year into like, you know, shit kind of sucked because it did. Emerald Dragon says, I had several conversations with Cannes and Plymouth and even a smoke, good and engaged conversations, even remembered my wife's name for a long time after. Okay, so he saw you as a fellow marijuana smoker. No, it doesn't count. Absolutely. I smoked. I smoked with a lot of that's what I'm saying. There's a bad man's at guard, bro. There was a connection there because you're both pothead.

So that doesn't count. I want someone who wasn't smoking pot with you, right? Did someone who wasn't a veteran. Someone who didn't have any natural connection to you that came and talked to you and you were just, and you treated them like royalty. I want that. All right. All right.

Yo, you want to see some crazy shit? I do. Let me see. We never commented to that the headline from Fox, though. about about what did you take the america's next war could reach us soil top army general warns general christopher leniv says decades of assumptions from global war on terror no longer hold against modern threats read that last part again here uh there's a video club i'll send it to so you show your screen i have it on a different um browser so it won't play the audio if we play

here oh we'll put it in a private chat and i'll pull it up yeah i'm doing it right Another back-to-back hat tricks now. Back-to-back hat tricks. Yo, while you're pulling that up, check this shit out. You guys want to see some crazy-ass shit. So you guys know I was an infantry mortarman. And so this is what we used to do. This is the 60-millimeter unit right here.

Watch this. This soldiers made one small mistake that almost cost them everything. Get those fucking rats, Tony. you realize what just happened he put it right in front of the other round made one small mistake that almost cost them everything uh get those fucking Yeah, he tried to double feed and the guy, the guy pulled the second round, the gunner. So if you look, 60s can be fired by hand. So you see that little.

I did not know that. Yeah. So you see that little, you see that little kind of shape coming off the base of the base of that 60 right yeah yeah yeah that's a there's a trigger in there all right and so watch the guy's hand see him pull the trigger you can see the tree guy I went I did I looked at the guy putting it there again which probably half the audience did so you got played again just him I'll stay looking at though watch his hand see it I did so he pulls the trigger on the 60 in handheld mode and The guy was loading around in there and the round went right through.

So he's lucky on two fronts. He's lucky one that it didn't hit the primer. Right. So those rounds, they have to spend a certain amount of times before, because when they come out, they have to travel a certain distance before they arm. So they're not going to blow up right out of the tube,

but they can blow up in the tube. So yeah, he was, dude, that guy, I don't know if he got injured or not. It doesn't say, but bro,

that dude is lucky. A.F, man. Lucky. So I do have a question here because they got, and so the reason they got to go a certain distance as people understand is because as they come out, they're spinning. And those rotations is what arms it. Am I correct? Um, man.

No. Because the 80s are smooth bore, so they're not spinning. I think it's, I think it's just, uh, my wife's in the chat could chuck two hat trick two nights in a row. yep i literally just said that uh she's in the chat probably coming to talk about that the panthers um yeah so i i know that they have to travel a certain distance steve's being confrontational with me over there on youtube just saying sorry folks got to interrupt the conversation steve says alpha you talk so much shit about smoking weed you need to give it a try or you just too good for everyone

No, I've tried, Steve. Okay, my body doesn't, my body and my brain don't like where it takes me. So I'll reserve that stuff to you guys who are potheads. And I'm not saying you guys are bad. All right. I'm not calling, listen, I'm not calling you guys junkies, right? Now, if you're out there doing like cocaine and all that stuff, I call you guys junkies. But if you're smoking weed, I doesn't call you potheads.

My brother's a pot head or was. I don't think he doesn't anymore. I also shame me into quitting weed since April. my brother had this big old fat Canadian friend and they came to my house one time. Now this is back when I was a cop, the detective, right? And I said, there were potheads and I knew there were potheads. And so my brother comes in with his big fat Canadian friend and I smell the weed. And I didn't even give my brother a heads up, but he played along with it.

It was cool. So I went right to see that they come in. they kind of the island and I go, what the fuck brought weed into my house? And then my brother just kind of like looks like what? And he realizes like, my brother ain't going to talk to it. And I'm like, who the fuck brought weed in my house? You're bring that shit into my house knowing I'm a cop. So I'm going to tell me, I go tell me now, I'm going to start handcuffing all you motherfuckers. And my brother's like, hold on. So now my brother were like, you're in California. Dude, this was years ago, bro. This is like,

It's been legal there for like 30 years. Nah, it wasn't, it wasn't legal back. I know it wasn't legal. It was probably legal if you had like a, like a medical thing or something like that. And so my brother sees, he knows I'm not going to go handcuff him or his friends. So he realizes what's going on. He's like, hey, calm down, calm down. And so then I escalated right.

No, who the fuck brought weed into my house? And so he was his Canadian friend, right? And he's got a Canadian hockey jersey. I don't remember which one it was. I just knew it was a Canadian hockey jersey, right? And so I see he's the one, like, of the group he's the one that looked he's the weak one right like i can tell he's the one's scared i'm like fucking you do you have that shit in my house so i can have them come pick your ass up right now

he's like no man like no and then we just all started laughing that's dude it was so it was so funny bro i would no man i gave people i gave people chances all the time such a narque no dude i gave people more chances than than anything when it came to that man I didn't have the only the only time I wouldn't get I wouldn't catch somebody a break is if they were driving if you were driving you were doing that you weren't I wasn't going to give you a break outside of that though no it was it was cool I didn't mind dick yo check this shit out boom digity sent us a rant apparently Elon Musk drove a Tesla roadster like upside down no way I'm not not buying it that's so AI well it worked flying cars are real Yeah. Well, you know, a friend of mine, Peter Thiel. Not buying it. I'm not buying that, bro.

It didn't have enough speed unless it's like a magnetic road. Now I'm going to know. Now I'm going to know. It was some magnetic road or something like that. Huckfiller says Canadians aren't fat. They're just retired. No, this dude was, he was big. Bro. It is. It is Elon Musk, Tesla, roadster, live stream event. from when Elon first introduced the roadster to the world. And it was really a...

So the speed that it was going at, that... And that road or ramp that it went on had to be magnetic or something like that, because it just would have fell. It would have fell before anybody that's ever taken, you know, vehicles off road, you've gone to, like, those hills, you know, it doesn't take a steep angle for that car to go backwards, the truck hole backwards. That thing literally got vertical and didn't fall.

There's more. You went for a little ride. Any minute now? Yeah. So, yeah. There he is. No? Come on.

Anticipation. Hey, buddy. There he is. It's being coy. Just to be clear, that it's not a real human. Yeah. So the car has, obviously, attitude control thrusters and main thrusters in the rear. so it can basically fly like a rocket.

And it could do roles, it could do like crazy gymnastics, whatever you want, really. Now, I should say that this is not necessarily a safety-optimized car, okay? But it takes the fun meter to 11 out of 10. But speaking of fun meter, Yeah. You want to try one?

Let's try something else. Yeah. I mean, that was just a little flight. Let's do a longer flight. All right. Did you see that? That was sick. I mean, I've seen a lot of things,

but I've never seen that before. Tony Hawk would be proud. We call that the kickflip. Yeah. I think we could have cleared more than our whole fleet. Yeah, we can go further. Like, this will be an actual car that's on the roads. You know, I'm not sure it's necessary illegal in all jurisdictions, but the...

I don't think it's illegal. We have the rocket. I can imagine. It's air tank. I can imagine being a cop in person. And you go, you're about to do Pipp. him and who've heard and the dudes off and I'm just like you're driving up to like an overpass and like you just like jump off the overpass and like land down and like bye like motherfucker

like all right man I'm crack that's fire on fire around at him he ain't got tell nobody because they wouldn't know who it is unless you get around I don't make him at least shit himself how how does it I'd have to go back and watch but how does it um I'm telling you the way it The way it stayed on the road was doing that, I bet you it's a, it's a metal, it's a metal street. And I bet you it has the car's magnetic. And that's what was holding as it was going. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I'm saying like what, what, what fuel does it use?

Is it using it? I thought it was there. Didn't he say it was air? So that's that air tanks. Oh, wow. Bro. So, uh, listen, the technology is there. I mean, that's way more advanced.

So one of the vehicles that we have. the shock systems and this is it's a 2026 so it's fairly new um not only does that have air shocks and regular shocks but inside the shocks it has nano i shit you guys not has nanotechnology and it's they have different charges so what happens is when you're going down the road the different the you know the the whatever we call the nanostuff on the top of the shock and the nano stuff on the bottom of the shock it charges them different so it just keeps it even smoother so not not only do you have your conventional shocks and in your airbag system but you have this nanotechnology that gets charged so that it's in and the ride's smooth it's crazy smooth it's the opposite of my

truck that's peace bro that's that's that's nuts but it's still not jumping and flipping upside down well but the but it's that concept you charge you're you're charging it to go so i would imagine that what elon's doing is using that same charge to hold it to the road. You get what I'm saying? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Charging the bottom of the car to have a certain. That's still nuts, man.

Um, all right. That was, that was going to make some fun ass pursuits for all. It's some fun ass pursuits, man. Like, imagine going to a car show. Like, I was a big car show guy when I was a kid. Like, when I was a teenager, like, I was at the car show every Friday night, showing off my car and checking out all the other cars and going out to the race. When you say car show, man, it's, you got to,

be more specific are we talking like like the homies yeah it's like drop down dragging on the street are we talking like the classics or you know we're talking fast and the furious so we used we we used to have a car show every friday night half a mile from my house huge car show the tower shops car show in south florida and you had half of the parking lot was like all the old timers that had like their classic cars and i loved going back and checking out those cars and then later on as the show started getting, you know, more into it. The other side of the parking lot would fill up with all the Mustangs and the JDM guys and not so much the low riders like, well, yes, low riders, but not like you guys have out in the

West Coast. Like we don't have that on the West Coast. Like we don't have like the crazy flake pink jobs with the tiny ass little Dayton rims and the hydraulics. We don't have all that shit, you know, like when we were in Vegas and we were at Fremont and like those, those guys were driving by like that shit we don't have. I mean, we do. Yeah, we do, but it's not We have everything. We have, we have the roadsters, the homies. We got the rice, you know, the rice cookers like ADM. Yeah, dude, like everything.

The trucks, the classics. You had cars shows that are specific to a model. That's how much people are into the cars and stuff. Yeah, we, I mean, we have donks. Do you guys have don't know what that is? So donks are like Caprice classics, like 70 Impalas and Capulas. and Caprice and like town cars and they take these cars and they put them on like 23, 24, 25 inch rims, like huge, huge fucking rims.

But then they put in like like like 524 big block engines. And I mean, these cars are making like 1800 horsepower. Bro. Jesus. Bro. Bro. Bro. Let me show you.

Rip off the frame. Dude. And these guys are going out like racing. for like 10 grand a race bro these guys are like putting out like insane amounts of money here check this out chester my nut says wrong alpha no magnets keeping to the surface fans I wonder how fans do it that sounds nice I'll give it that no traction got it on the skinny ass little rims but yeah all the you guys don't have that stuff out there probably i've never seen it yeah i was not familiar with it that's what we yeah see uh john john t says dunks all over the bay area in

california okay there you go there you go yeah that's like huge down here in south florida like the and these guys are dropping like big money on these cars and on the races bro like 10 15 grand per race for this shit and they're going out on these skinny ass little tires and most of it's on the street. Dude, we should do it. We should do a sit rep build. Sit rep build. You want to build a car?

Let's build a car, bro. When you move to Florida and we can have like co-ownership, then we're good. But until then, fuck that. And if we are, we got to build it in Florida because we don't have all the bullshit ass emission laws that you guys have. As long as it's not a street legal, you're, you know, you know it's going to be to like racing and tracks like that. I'll give California that.

But if you put it on the road. we can we can build anything here chippy chippy chippy's gonna get you and you gotta go to the referee to get this ticket signed off then you're screwed bro we ain't we ain't got none of those fucking laws out here um listen here's here's another thing clip this folks look this we're gonna save this state in three years in three years all your asses are gonna be like out palpa i will tell me where there's some property tell me where there's some property the score i don't want to get this i want to get this Three years, everybody, everybody is going to organ trail their asses all the way back to Kelly. It's going to be like the gold rush again. This watch. This watch. We're going to save this damn state. Clip it.

You're out of your mind, bro. You really think they're going to let Hilton win? You see what our administration just did today, right? Like three hours ago? Sued California. Over the 20,000. I did see that. I actually had that story pulled up.

here. Sorry, distracted. I want to, I want to check this shit out. Have you seen this story before? No. In Afghanistan in 2012, a Marine Lance Corporal, Winder Perez, took an RPG that punched through his thigh and stayed in there live instead of detonating. An Army Medevac crew that had been told they were picking up an injured child, landed, saw the rounds still stuck in him, and voted to fly him anyway, even though hauling unexploded ordinance is against the rules. They made the careful run to Fobb Edenberg, where the rest of the base was held back in Navy Lieutenant Commander James Janari, kept Perez breathing while Army EOD staff sergeant Ben Summerfield pulled the rocket free. Perez stayed conscious through all of it. When Perez was told what was in his leg,

he said, cool. He survived. And this is a picture here of them working on him. with literally that's an iED that's the stem of an iED sticking out of his leg that's fucking crazy man bro that comes from make god bless every single one of them dudes including the crew bro yeah including the crew because listen them helicopters are not smooth they vibrate like great and that that you know what man talk about some brass balls man like everybody everybody including the doc there because you know the doc's got to keep them alive you know know while the eOD you guys doing this thing like that's just that's the part that's why we won't lose man that's that's why we won't lose i would i would have done that in a heartbeat if i was a

crew chief on that bird i'd be like yeah we're going we're going i would if if i was a pilot i'd be like look we're going to take them so any of you that don't want to go we're good we'll come back I'll come back for you, but, you know, set up, set up a team. But we're taking this guy back. Fuck yeah. Okay, let's play this here. And tell me what's wrong with this. By the way, it's, it's almost that time of year again.

The Marine Corps ball. Uniform for the ball is complete. Yeah, it's too fast. Completely. I passed uniform inspection 100% because I'm like that. The only thing that's not complete is my heart because I still need a ball date. So, allow me to who's going. Okay.

So that's like an actual video. I saw that. It's in my feed. And I don't know why it's in my feed. One, that mustache is going to get his ass kick because that mustache is out of regs, too. It's kind of. It broke the play, bro. It's close.

Listen. He's an NCO. He's not going to get shit for that. Yeah. It was pushing it, bro. It was pushing it. Um, bring it back up to a still. I mean, aside from, there was literally nothing.

It looks like he just got it off the rack, except he has the Chevron's on. Let's see. He's got it. No, no. So you, Corporal. You nailed it. So he did a follow up video.

For all the Marines that are commenting saying that I forgot to put my ribbons on my dress blues, I didn't forget. I just don't have any. Call me a boot. Call me whatever you want to call me. I really don't care. The only people that do care about my uniform. my uniform is the people that have probably, let's see, the national defense ribbon, the good

cookie, or maybe the overseas one if you got stationed in Oki or some bullshit, bro, I don't give a fuck. I know it may seem weird to see like an NCO without any ribbons, but like, I'm sorry I didn't join before you. I'm sorry I was born a couple years after you. Like, it's not a big. Do you know, like if I went to the ball, all right? And the last time I was around a bunch of Marines that were in uniform was my buddy's retirement. And he was a master sergeant.

So everybody there was like, you know, E6 and above that were there. There were a couple like lances and corporals that were wearing like camis. But in terms of in their dress uniforms, everybody was like E6 or above for this retirement. And so they all had, you know, these guys were on the back end of Gwatt, some of them in the middle of Gwatt. but like if i had to go to a ball for like a unit now an active duty unit right now and i walked in and like saw like all of these motherfuckers

with nothing on their chest they got seal uniforms they call them seals oh my lord if i was a boot i didn't have nothing and and i knew the ring court balls around the corner like you know like eight months out nine months out 10 months out i'd go my first sergeant be like first arm

like send me to fuck somalia jibouti the fucking you yeah you hell like this fucking drop me off in cuba like let me be a p ow like fucking i need something like don't make me go in there looking like a slick black yo can i wash your car for a nam like can you give me a nam at least if i if i wash your car like can i can i can i pressure clean the barracks you know maybe i don't know so what's that at least you have a marksmanship that's a good point where's his where's his uh where's his fucking right i wonder you know i wonder if you can't wear it without a ribbon at least one ribbon no he he he he i was never in that situation or you so i don't know well we all got I mean, we all got defense ribbons at a boot camp.

Right, right out of a boot camp, yeah. Yeah, and by the time we were done with SOI, most of us were ready to get our GWAT ribbons. Well, that's what I'm saying. So do you wear your pistol or rifle badge without ribbons? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know either. Do you wear your shooting badge on Marine dress blues if you don't?

Jeff, P. he says apple can you go to can go to ukraine i'd go anywhere man if i didn't have anything i would go anywhere no you generally do not wear shooting badges on marine dress blues if you have no ribbons i see crazy we learned something a day man wow because none of us ever had to go through marine corps without ribbons that's nuts man um there was a couple of of the things I had. Might not have been worthwhile. I don't think anything's worthwhile.

Oh, oh, oh, we do got to say welcome home to the USS Abraham Lincoln. They are now back in California as of October 8th. This is old. But 5,000 sailors and Marines supported thousands of combat flights and sailed more than 90,000 miles. Yeah. 90,000 miles. Got some record.

They are back home. So congratulations to the USS Abraham Lincoln. What was the total time of deployment for these guys? Nine, nine and a half months, I think, with the time it took them to get back. And then what's up? I said they put in work. Yeah.

Senton put out this video and I just thought this was hilarious mail call on the George Washington. That's the one over there now. bro this is giving me anxiety right here look at that mail call bro it's like it's like three fucking helo's full i told you about what general madis did for us right no so when when we got out there now we got we landed in kuwait uh valentimes day of 2003 we crossed the lOD march 17th right i think it was like a day or something before they announced the official war whatever the hell it was we we didn't get any mail dude literally it were pushing coaching the Cinco de Mayo. So that's what February. I'm sorry. You can count the Kuwait time.

But if you just cross the the time in theater, you have March, April, and then so two months and a few days, right? And so Mattis hits up our major and he's just like, hey, you know, I'm a devil dog. Like, listen, we were smashing. Like, our unit was badass. He's like, hey, why these Marines kind of look like they're down and out? morale don't look like where it should be with what these guys are doing and he goes he tells him he's like general and obviously this conversation gets related to us but he's like general like these guys haven't gone one piece of mail and he's like what are you talking about and he's like nobody wants to bring it because there's the front lines and then there's the front front lines in front of the front lines and they're like nobody wants to go out there and bro he as as i understand it he was

piss, bro. And I think it was on Cinco de Mayo. He has the two big helicopters, whether it's sea stallions, the big motherfuckers, like the big ones. CH 53s. Yeah. And they're, these, these things carry tanks. And they're carrying these huge platforms of, didn't look that big, you know, but they were pretty big, you know, probably like a quarter of the size of one of those things. And two of them, bro, but they had the planes that were, you know, obviously they travel faster than them, you know what I mean? But that were keeping them clear. Dude, they made it a mission, a mission to bring us our mail call bro so so not only do we have mail call but here's the issue though we can't fill all that shit in our vehicles so it was literally the command comes out and he's just

like hey rat fuck him rat fuck this shit as best you can and what everything else is going to stay bro so everybody was you know finding their stuff and you know socks like socks were in there yep smokes and socks all that you know and your mail like you're you got your mail like nobody had to leave mail behind but i'm talking like the pokey bait and and and all that shit but here's the crazy thing you had to put your mail in order because all the mail was coming in but well you didn't want to read the recent thing because you're going to be like oh you're like oh yeah yeah uncle jojo's out of the hospital he was in the hospital then you find so you had to literally put your mail in order which wasn't so good for some dudes

I don't know. Yeah. Those couple guys that went from like, I love you. I miss you to like this fucking whore. Dear Johns. God. So lucky, man. So lucky I didn't have to deal with that.

All right. Let's get into some rants here. Yeah. That's the thing. You always tell you there's two things he did. That was the second one. That what did? The General Mattis did.

Oh. Like that personally that personally affected, you know, me and my guys. I got you. Um, this is episode one seven one, bro. That's a calm. It's 17 front words or backwards. Nice. Yeah. Uh, let's see. Emerald Dragon 1333. What's up boys can't con. I'm cooking something up for house beard oil should be done soon so I can send it in. Everyone is going to be bringing metal sticks to a nuke fight. Let's go. Let's go. I like that man. Softdisclosure.com promo code house beard oil. Bro, all the way. women are stacking up for ash man i need i need the men to come out there you don't have to be

buying beard oil to use house beard oil i would love the women to as well get you some soft disclosure and support the cause support me and cam in this in this war that we didn't even instigate she instigated it uh bdh nj r gifted uh five subs thank you so much appreciate that boom digity we did the levitating cars it's always good to see a boom diggity who's ready for levitating cars inverted in levitating cars. Emerald Dragon, I had several conversations with Cannon and Plymouth, even a smoke, good and engaged conversation.

He even remembered my wife's name for a long time after. Admittedly, I don't remember it now. I think it was, was it like, I want to say it was like Christina or Jessica. I can't remember. I'm the worst person in the world at names.

I'm terrible with names. I will literally forget your name three minutes. I'll never forget your face, but I will forget your name three minutes after you tell it to me. Emerald Dragon 13. You just won't know who you are. No, that's just period. Like anybody. That could be anybody. Like somebody that like, yeah, I just, I don't know why. I cannot remember names. I can remember election data from six years ago. Can't remember names. Emerald Dragon says, Alpha, we agree on something. I'm convinced we can turn Rhode Island around like you said Cali could do best of luck from east coast to the west

oh we can do that in Cali Rhode Island you guys are fucked yeah Rhode Island's like the size of the city that Alpha lives yeah you guys got you have so many spy operatives you guys are like an operation gladial hub as a matter of fact Emerald Dragon you're probably like the only good person is the only good person there everybody else is an intelligence asset come to callie amerald i got a place for you you could like you could like you couldn't eat a cheeseburger in the time it takes you to drive across road island i think

it's only 25 miles wide uh huck phillery one big huck buck can khan have you watched run and gun the movie yet if not if it's not one of your new favorites i'll suggest i'll never suggest another run and gun okay i'm on it i'm on it uh we'll watch it tomorrow night Thomas time. Thanks, Huck, good to see you. Thomas time 1776 or 76. If I make it to guard next year and bring a six pack of Raid Burger, will y'all smash it with me? Of course. Wait, what's Raid Burger? Do you know what that is? I have no idea. Radda Burger. Maybe it's Radda Burger. As long as it's like a normal beer and you're not like bringing in like fish head beer or something. Yeah, I'm down. Oh, wait. You're talking. Say that again. What are they bringing? A six pack of Raid Burger.

See, I listen to people that they... No, no, no. I want to make sure I heard you right. Not like Raid, like R-A-I-D, raid, and then a burger. You're talking about Raid-B-E-R-G-E-R-A-D-R. If that's the beer I'm thinking that's white with gold letters,

Thomas, you bring that beer, you will be my best friend. If it's the beer I'm thinking, and you found it, you the man. You the man. There you go. And if he has... And if it is, it's the greatest beer you're ever going to taste, bro.

Okay. Jep 863, Alpha, if anyone can bring back a gay cocaine dancing pantsuit wearing midget in a black bag, it's you. Man, go get them. You mean do it again? Jep 863 saw daily on replay. We need public executions or at least on flock that's accessible to all. Yeah, that's nuts. They're not going to kill this guy on camera now.

What? Is that the final decision? Yeah, Trump posted it today. We got to push back. I mean, he gave in. I think it was the wheelchair thing that like did it, to be honest with you. The wheelchair thing. Yeah, Malik Hassan's in a wheelchair.

When he got, he got shot in Fort Hood and he's paralyzed from the waist down. And so they came out and like the news was like, Trump did not know that Hassan was in a wheelchair. And now they're worried about the optics of shooting, putting a man in a wheelchair before a firing squad. him like ash this morning was like fucking cares do we have like a disability act against killing people in wheelchairs no just just have trump talk to a marine general is going to say

don't worry potus we'll shoot him in the legs first to be funny well i was going to say feed him to the woodchipper legs first let him watch that's that you do that too see if he feels it i just think it'd be funny a shit to shoot him the legs first because he can't fill it that would be funny

he's shooting his legs he's like ah ah it's like bro he haven't felt your legs forever Thomas Times says that's the white can Pilsner Alpha raved about yes bro dude I'll tell you what if you want to get on my good side bring a six pack of spotted cow

he just won't know who you are if you do it so put your name on the can yes please do put your name on the can I'll remember your face I won't remember and your phone number so you can call you afterwards and apologize to how you weren't important enough for him to know who you are. I'm terrible with names. My wife is so good, she knows how to extract names. And, and, like, that's, that's her thing.

She's a, she's a Russian spy. I don't want to get any emails from people saying, you don't care about to say, I love disabled people. We're talking about a terrorist, folks. This guy's a terrorist. He's a terrorist. There's no soft, there's no pity for a terrorist. Terrorist, disabled.

He shouldn't, even be in a wheelchair. There's no comparison. Yeah, right. They shouldn't put him in a wheelchair. You should have them drag his ass everywhere or put him in a fucking groat or put him in a shopping cart. Exactly. Say, give that, give that wheelchair to some homeless guy that can't afford it. Yep. Fucking fucking A right, man.

Fucking bolt a cow right now, unexpected gurgle says. Well, there's your unexpected gurgle. Making, making me jealous. All right, guys. Thank you all so much for tuning in. Alpha, what you got coming up next, brother? Overwatching the Guardian in about an hour. Oh, you know what? We forgot to talk about your favorite sponsor of all time.

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Dude, do the Neutronic Slap stuff. that I got. That stuff has cut my recovery time like in half. You're supposed to text it to me and he never did. So text it to me after the show. All right. We're going to say goodbye to YouTube and Facebook. If you guys want to see these. I'm going to play two trailers. I'm going to play the running gun one as well. So jump over to Rumble if you guys want to check them out. And we'll see you guys later over on YouTube. And YouTube is gone. And we're also going to say goodbye to Facebook because they're communist as well. So they're gone as well.

All right. And Twitch might be communist, but whatever. So this is the Jim Caviesel one. I'm not a threat. I'm a guarantee. What's that? This? St. Michael.

It's a patron saint of soldiers. Soldiers like. I had one of those. Did you have one? I had one when I was in Afghanistan. I still have it. I believe he'll protect us in battle. I wish my dad was around.

There's two systems of law now. this country. One for the wealthy who can't afford to break it. This is our final offer. This land goes to my grandson. And one for the poor who can't afford to. We're done messing around. Hit the Hernandez farm hard. Burn the place down. Get behind me, kid. He's an old school Green Beret with advanced military training. It won't be a fight. It'll be a massacre. What? What? St. Michael de Archangel? Defend us some battle. Be our protection. Against the wickedness.

Snares of the devil. Almighty God. Casting the hell. Satan. And all the evil spirits. The world. Seeking the destruction. The souls.

He's going to keep you safe. Now we'll tilt are enemies. Boo. Angel Studios. I'll just arrange a meeting. Oh, that's Columbia. It's a picture, bro. dude wow we missed out on all the cool shit dude

they ain't got that stuff you see him fire those bullets and they just and then came down we ain't got that shit yet we maybe we do in bullet form now we got a if we got a car that's doing some freaking that we used to do on on the Sega Genesis a little tech deck skateboards

bro that that's nuts man that looks good that looks good i'm surprised covisel's gotten away from angel studios like he i mean he did all those movies for well you don't think he still will he probably still will no i'm sure he will but i he's a great actor man i like yeah all right this is the running gun one and we'll get out here after this one this is the one hook filler he says we got to watch Holy crap Gotta hit play Break you

It's been a year 16 months You're a hard guy to get to really know Do you even want a family I do want a family Name's Perry I work for Grace He wants you at this address

I get me I know who you are I know your name Of course your reputation You work for me. I'm done with that. Really? Hard none.

You're going to be about to have a route. 440 grand in here. Are we going to make this exchange or I'm just going to take it? You do have some balls. I'm going to find out. Excuse me, boys. Do you guys mind moving out of the way? Maybe somewhere over there?

That's a real place. by the way. You're gonna grab yours, I'll grab mine. Where are you driving off to in the middle of a Tuesday, right? Yeah, no way much. You got a weapon. You want? That guy really knows how to handle himself.

But that makes things a little harder. Let me get you out of here, okay? Sure you will. You're here to take me. Take you? I went out of here too. One shot. Can you run? Can you run?

No. But I am gonna hop a like. hell away from all this violence starting now yeah now's good so all right here's the hold on i'm low-key hope and i'm gonna go in the chat and hook filler he's gonna be like that's not it because i just don't know what that movie is well here's the thing that's filmed in my backyard all those well i won't say all the majority of those locations are right here you saw the salt and sea there's a couple of clips where they did Fast and the furious that prayer thing that jesus thing is probably, I don't think too far from here, 15, 20 minutes, something like that.

They filmed out here in the Cachala Valley. Huck says don't play the running gun trailer. You'll ruin it. But apparently I ruined it. If a trailer ruins the movie, then it's not a very good movie. Or it's a really shitty trailer. I thought it looked cool. It looks interesting, but he said it's been my new favorite movie.

It looks like a total dude's movie. except for the guy looked like a total fag yeah but he's a beast I know but he sounded like a bitch though can you run my gosh I have an Australian accent so I sound tough can you run can you no

all right guys thank you all so much for tuning in we appreciate it I don't even know what the hell this show was like half of it was me trying to figure out my suppressor so Alpha what you got coming up bro as it's the conversations we have when we're with the gear in the rear uh overwatching the guardian tonight at uh i think 8 30 is what 11 30 east coast 11 30 east coast folks all right and then of course we'll see you tomorrow morning for uh badlands daily 10 a m with chris paul see you guys later